032: Corner Furniture - NDS Chronicles

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad - Episode 032: "Corner Furniture - NDS Chronicles"

Release Date: August 9, 2025

Hosts: Top Lobsta and David Lee (The Raven)

Overview: In Episode 032 of Nephilim Death Squad's NDS Chronicles, hosts Top Lobsta and David Lee navigate through technical challenges, engage with their audience through Patreon, and delve into viewer-submitted paranormal testimonies. The episode interweaves discussions on conspiracies viewed through a Biblical lens with personal anecdotes and plans for the podcast's future expansion.

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1. Technical Difficulties and Patreon Promotion (00:00 – 05:00)

The episode opens with a lighthearted exchange between Top Lobsta and David Lee about struggling with their Patreon setup. David emphasizes the benefits of joining their Patreon community, mentioning exclusive live chats and early access to episodes.

Notable Quote:

David Lee ([02:28]): "To patreon.com Nephilim Death Squad, where you can continue enjoying this show and you can engage in the live chat and you can gain access to episodes before the general public."

Despite the technical hiccups, the hosts maintain a playful tone, discussing their "chocolate cam" and its aesthetic impact on the show's ambiance.

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2. Viewer Testimonies Introduction (05:00 – 15:00)

With the technical issues ongoing, Top Lobsta and David Lee introduce the segment dedicated to reading paranormal testimonies submitted by their listeners. They express some frustration over absent contributors but remain enthusiastic about sharing the stories.

Notable Quote:

David Lee ([05:55]): "We have some really good stories in the, in this file that I haven't even looked at, but I know that they're good. Nancy said that they're good, so I believe."

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3. Matthew Lane's Testimony: "Corner Furniture" (15:00 – 21:00)

The hosts delve into Matthew Lane's submission, which recounts a disturbing childhood experience involving dreams and supernatural encounters. Matthew describes dreams of a mound attracting an angelic figure, blending elements of Biblical lore with personal trauma.

Notable Quote:

Matthew Lane ([18:33]): "I completely lost sight of who I was and I meant for. And. And what I was meant for at nine years old."

David and Top Lobsta discuss the narrative's intensity, drawing parallels between Matthew's experiences and broader themes of spiritual warfare and trauma.

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4. Discussion on Authenticity and Storytelling (21:00 – 35:00)

The conversation shifts to the authenticity of submitted stories. Top Lobsta expresses skepticism about Matthew's elaborate narrative, while David underscores the importance of taking these accounts seriously despite their fantastical elements.

Notable Quote:

Top Lobsta ([41:02]): "We have a producer that's vetting this stuff."

David Lee ([41:11]): "Doesn't mean it's not real."

They debate the fine line between genuine paranormal experiences and creative storytelling, emphasizing their commitment to authenticity.

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5. Expanding the Show: Future Plans and IRL Integration (35:00 – 50:00)

Hosts outline ambitious plans to take NDS Chronicles beyond the virtual studio. They discuss opening a coffee shop intertwined with their podcast operations, aiming to create a physical space for live interviews and community engagement.

Notable Quote:

Top Lobsta ([95:22]): "We're going to start doing like, not just IRL stuff, but stuff... interview all the coffee-goers. Like, what do you think about the Nephilim?"

David shares his vision of integrating in-person interactions with their thematic focus on conspiracies and supernatural phenomena, seeking to deepen listener engagement.

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6. Additional Testimonies and Community Interaction (50:00 – 80:00)

The episode continues with Top Lobsta and David Lee reading more testimonies, including John Eerie's childhood encounter with a mysterious whisper and Paul's account of psychedelic experiences leading to supernatural visions. The hosts provide commentary, often interjecting with humor and skepticism.

Notable Quote:

John Eerie ([51:11]): "I heard it so clearly. My grandmother had next door neighbors on the... I swear to you, I heard it so clearly."

They address the emotional weight of these stories, balancing respect for the contributors with their characteristic banter.

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7. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts (80:00 – End)

As the episode nears its conclusion, the hosts reflect on the nature of paranormal investigations and the importance of community support through Patreon. They encourage listeners to submit their own stories and engage with the podcast's evolving formats.

Notable Quote:

David Lee ([96:54]): "Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad... Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Descot is where you go when you have money and you're not terrible and you don't just want free stuff."

The episode wraps up with a mix of serious discussions on supernatural topics and the ongoing technical and interpersonal dynamics between the hosts.

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Conclusion: Episode 032 of Nephilim Death Squad offers a blend of technical challenges, audience engagement, and deep dives into personal paranormal experiences. Hosts Top Lobsta and David Lee maintain their unique style, combining humor with earnest exploration of conspiracies through a Biblical perspective. The episode underscores the podcast's commitment to community-driven content while hinting at exciting future developments.

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Transcript

[Top Lobster]

Song Top Lobster Productions.

[David Lee]

Nephilim Death Squad is recorded in front of a live audience. Viewer discretion is advised.

[Top Lobster]

We are being hypnotized by people like this. News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely enormous. Oh yeah, dude, there's some Nephilim shit.

[David Lee]

It's like we all know was going down, but no one saying what happened to the home of the brave? They control this now when no one's.

[Top Lobster]

Talking about it, man. It's Friday, slaves.

[David Lee]

And everybody's just walking around awaken to a dead in the grave. But then it's too late. We need to be ready to raise up.

[Top Lobster]

Welcome to the end of days.

[David Lee]

Everybody is slaves. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in there. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. I am David Lee, AKA the Raven. Something was in my throat. That is Top Lobster, the forgetter of posting on Patreon.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I didn't. I didn't do the thing. Give me a second.

[David Lee]

We'll post. Could you hurry up with it in the meantime? Anyway, guys, this is gonna do the. We're gonna do the patreon thing, right? 30 minute mark, all that other.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. I don't know how to do it from here.

[David Lee]

Okay, fine. Well, Sometime around the 30 minute mark, we're gon live exclusively.

[Top Lobster]

Wow.

[David Lee]

To patreon.com Nephilim Death Squad, where you can continue enjoying this show and you can engage in the live chat and you can gain access to episodes before the general public. And you might even get some Bohemian Grove tickets when they drop. When it happens, when pops off, homie, all that and more awaits you [e-mail].

[Top Lobster]

Give me a second because I blew it. I don't have to go ahead and post this. Go ahead, host the show.

[David Lee]

Whatever, dude. Do the show. Anyway, Nancy was supposed to be here. She's not. We were going to have her sit in and. And she was going to say things. She was going to be our producer for the show. And I offered it to her. I said, nancy, do you want to do this? And she said yes. And then when I said, all right, well let's do it. She said, fucking psych. Just play.

[Top Lobster]

Said maybe. I know. It's like she thought that we were joking.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And now she is saying, good morning. It's kind of disrespect.

[David Lee]

She's in the chat. Yeah. She's saying, good morning. I won't address it by clicking on it. Besides that, massive letdown. We are going to read some of your viewer submitted testimonies. If you. If you had a thing. If you had a. Yeah, Nancy doesn't see it on Patreon. I don't know why. If you've had yourself a schizophrenic happening. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. The camera's going dark. It's going dark. Mother. We're gonna have to switch it off. We're not gonna have a third camera for this one because.

[Top Lobster]

How dark is it? It's pretty dark.

[David Lee]

Watch. Wait. Wait for it. Hold on. No. Oh, yes.

[Top Lobster]

I like it. I think it's fine.

[David Lee]

We look like a chocolate people. If you want to submit your paranormal testimony to the show so we could read it and make a mockery of you, then you can do that. Chronicles nds gmail.com. there's a ticker for it, but we can't click on that right now because top is very busy. Oh, there it goes. Patreon members now have it.

[Top Lobster]

I posted it.

[David Lee]

We're good. We're all good.

[Top Lobster]

You can go over here.

[David Lee]

There it is. Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad. If you go there, you'll find the thing that we just did right now.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe.

[David Lee]

Maybe.

[Top Lobster]

Probably, man.

[David Lee]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Join us.

[David Lee]

Who cares? Yeah, no, I care. Look how dark we are, though.

[Top Lobster]

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. It's fine. We're gonna keep it.

[David Lee]

Guys chat. Is this real? Should we keep the. The chocolate cam?

[Top Lobster]

I like it. I think it's fine. I think it works good.

[David Lee]

You think so?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. We changed our. We changed our little camera so we could see the TV that we're working. All the technical difficulties you guys have are fake and gay. That's right, Rob.

[David Lee]

Let's show.

[Top Lobster]

There they go.

[David Lee]

Chocolate cam.

[Top Lobster]

It looks fine.

[David Lee]

It looks dark.

[Top Lobster]

It looks good.

[David Lee]

Is it? It's adding to the mood, right? It's like ambiance.

[Top Lobster]

I think it looks fine. I think without you saying it, I think people wouldn't even notice.

[David Lee]

I can't help it. Now that's all I can focus on is how chocolate we look.

[Top Lobster]

It looks great.

[David Lee]

Oh, it's getting.

[Top Lobster]

That's much better. Whatever.

[David Lee]

Nancy producing. Thank you very much, Nancy. We appreciate that. Maybe a little bit lower. You can go a little bit lower. This is Very bright. Anywho, let's. We're going to read some stories today. Keisha. Barry Texan says y' all look more ethnic, which was. That's a pretty big ass.

[Top Lobster]

That good? Is that bad?

[David Lee]

I don't think she likes the ethnic thing, to be honest. I know a little bit about her, and something tells me that comes from a place of disdain. So we're going to read some viewers.

[Top Lobster]

Pretty sure I just ripped my.

[David Lee]

What did you rip?

[Top Lobster]

I ripped my pants.

[David Lee]

Oh, is that what. What that was? I just saw you tugging on your peter there.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's not good. It's not good.

[David Lee]

It's a disaster, guys. You would think that we had it all dialed in. We just finished a show with Laura Baker. Yeah, it was an incredible show.

[Top Lobster]

We decided we're like, let's change everything we said.

[David Lee]

Let's change it all. Let's change this camera from one that functioned to one that doesn't function. And honestly, you should have seen how good it looked before we started the show.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, when it's on, it's on.

[David Lee]

When it's on, it's on, baby. All right, Chronicles.

[Top Lobster]

That's what we're doing. You know what this is great for?

[David Lee]

What's that?

[Top Lobster]

People that listen. Audio only. Let's just only describe, like. Like, how bad is gone. Now let's make the show very visual. Like, explain things in excruciating detail, but only, like. Only for people that are currently watching or people that will watch in the future.

[David Lee]

I actually don't know how. How the show looks because on this monitor, it looks one way, but then on that monitor, it looks a totally different.

[Top Lobster]

Well, the problem is that monitor There is 15 years old, and I have a. I have a monitor.

[David Lee]

Old monitor look better.

[Top Lobster]

Why is the 15 year old monitor on the wall? This is a question. You know, why it's on the wall?

[David Lee]

Why?

[Top Lobster]

Because my other monitor.

[David Lee]

I thought you were gonna say my aunt.

[Top Lobster]

My other monitor is somewhere else.

[David Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Top Lobster]

It's in. It's in the lion's den.

[David Lee]

Stole it. Clint stole it. He's. He. Look. Donut is here paying us respects again.

[Top Lobster]

Return. Return the moon map.

[David Lee]

Return the moon map, you bald. Thank you, Donut. The set is so fire. The camera worked out. Isn't it incredible?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

Thank you, Nancy. Right now she's producing the show, and she's doing really, really well on the cameras. Thank you. Good job, Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

Great job.

[David Lee]

You're gonna get a raise.

[Top Lobster]

Shut up over there, though. Okay, great. Up. We're gonna read some Stories.

[David Lee]

Who do you want to read today?

[Top Lobster]

We have some really good stories in the, in this file that I haven't even looked at, but I know that they're good. Nancy said that they're good, so I believe.

[David Lee]

Oh, well, she's. She said Milgis, one of our favorite people. Milk is Dogus.

[Top Lobster]

Yes, my favorite.

[David Lee]

My favorite person was my favorite person and he sent us something, so we're gonna have to read that. But. But Matthew Lane says I haven't got enough from you guys yet. You've exposed the well water story and, And I need more from you. So we submitted a story. He needs us to read it. He's very needy.

[Top Lobster]

He's a little bit needy.

[David Lee]

He's a little needy.

[Top Lobster]

A little bit upset. It looks brighter now.

[David Lee]

It looks brighter now. I don't know what's happening. It's gonna drive me crazy.

[Top Lobster]

That's all right. Maybe we'll get it. I think we'll get like, I think something really small for their. Like, what is that called? The GoPro or something like that.

[David Lee]

Oh, a GoPro. I have a GoPro. You do? It's like a GoPro one.

[Top Lobster]

So what? All right, we'll see.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Look at what we're using now.

[David Lee]

Look at what we're doing. Look at what we've given to you guys.

[Top Lobster]

This is like a tiny, like pill shaped thing that we're using. It's almost like that UFO that's landing.

[David Lee]

Oh, the one that Tic Tac.

[Top Lobster]

No, the one that's going to kill Earth. Yeah. Did you see that? It's like all multicolored and they're like, do you see that thing out there?

[David Lee]

I don't know what they're doing. I don't know what they're doing. I just know that NASA is going, hey, November, we're all going to die.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And I go, hey, I don't give a fuck.

[David Lee]

I can't stand you guys. I cannot stand you guys. I really can't. I'm just tired of it. I don't know. I don't. You know, if you're worth your salt. You don't believe what NASA has to say to begin with, but to just. To just be so obtuse with the people NASA to say, hey, we've officially given this whole thing an expiration date. And that expiration date is rapidly approaching. And until that moment, the world intends to go on.

[Top Lobster]

You know, it's kind of messed up. What's that go when it goes back to your head?

[David Lee]

Boom, boom, boom. My head.

[Top Lobster]

We're going to make this very visual again for the people listening.

[David Lee]

And look at my head.

[Top Lobster]

You're blocking Donuts. VHS videos. I could just see a little bit of the. Of the. The dolphin right behind you.

[David Lee]

Oh, that's a good view. Look at that Donut. Are you looking at that? You're part of our set over there too, dude. We love you, Donut.

[Top Lobster]

We're representing. We really do.

[David Lee]

We do.

[Top Lobster]

He stopped watching. He pops in when we go live. He's like, still gay. Yeah, moves on.

[David Lee]

I get it. All right, so you want to read. Why don't you pick up Matthew Lane? Let's read Matthew Lane.

[Top Lobster]

Matthew Lane.

[David Lee]

Yeah, but you do it.

[Top Lobster]

Buckle up, buckaroos. This one's quite interesting.

[David Lee]

Geez.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, I'm already not interested.

[David Lee]

You Matt?

[Top Lobster]

Okay, let's read it. I grew up in a household raised by a mother who was present and absent at the same time and with a stepfather who was only really nice to me during the football season. What does that mean, present and absent at the same time?

[David Lee]

It means when you're there, but you're.

[Top Lobster]

Not really there there, but not.

[David Lee]

I'm guilty of that sometimes where I'm like, I'm doing like, I'm. I tell my wife, oh, I don't work now. So now I'm home all the time.

[Top Lobster]

Work more than ever now, but now.

[David Lee]

We work a lot. And she's like, you're here, but you're not really here. I'm like, I'm here in spirit and also in the flesh. But my mental capacity is elsewhere, so I understand it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, okay, I get it. I get it. We're all guilty of that. Let's see how fucked up Matthew became. Well, we kind of know. I mean, we. Yeah, we don't.

[David Lee]

We know exactly.

[Top Lobster]

All right, here we go. Here we go. All right. I've always been overly obsessed with girls growing up craving the attention and affection of a beautiful girl who would make me feel better about myself.

[David Lee]

This feels like overcompensation.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all retarded now, saying it out loud. That's correct. But as a kid, you don't really know that. At some point in my childhood, probably 9 or 10 years old, I had a dream. This dream made me get up out of my bed while I was still in my dream and head outside to this grassy mound that sat in front of our apartment complex. It was quite literally a 6 to 7 foot tall by 30 to 40 foot long, maybe 5 foot wide lump of dirt covered in grass right along the sidewalk. I Could tell already this one. Does this one have paragraphs?

[David Lee]

It does have paragraphs. It's not that long. So he.

[Top Lobster]

He.

[David Lee]

Okay, he gets it.

[Top Lobster]

All right, guys. Paragraphs.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

All right, where are we at? Yeah, me and the other neighbor kids would always congregate on it and play King of the Mountain sled riding our bikes. So it.

[David Lee]

It's called King of the Hill.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I guess like wherever he's. He's in like Ohio or something place here they call it some other. But. All right. King of the mountain sled riding our bikes. So it trying to jump over it. You name it. Okay, yeah, we get it.

[David Lee]

He's not good with words, but yeah, we get the picture.

[Top Lobster]

I'm trying here, guys. This is our second episode of the day.

[David Lee]

No, no, no. I mean, so he goes, king of the mountain sled riding our bike. So it trying to jump over it. You name it.

[Top Lobster]

You name it. Hey, hey. Have you ever seen. Have you ever seen. I gotta play this video now.

[David Lee]

You know what? I realize that people just write into get mocked relentlessly. We go, oh, you had a fascinating thing to tell us, but your grammar is atrocious. And this is what.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on, I gotta play this video. It's. I'm sorry, Matthew, but this is what you're. This is what you're. You're kind of like your verbiage is reminding me of here. So here we go. Pull up this video. It's my favorite song.

[David Lee]

Meet cavern. Says I look shiny.

[Top Lobster]

Son of a. Dude, he does look shiny. Here we go. Ready?

[David Lee]

Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes. Oh, yeah. Come shop with us. Be sure we're talking corn or furniture. You want the best, forget about the rest.

[Top Lobster]

You like us.

[David Lee]

We're sure we're talking corn or furniture. You want it, you need it. We got it. Hey, hey, let's dance.

[Top Lobster]

Let's dance. We got it.

[David Lee]

Go find. Let's dance.

[Top Lobster]

We're not selling furniture anymore.

[David Lee]

It's incredible.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, we're dancing. I love this. This my head.

[David Lee]

Really that shiny?

[Top Lobster]

It just. You're just a sweaty dude.

[David Lee]

It's hot in this house.

[Top Lobster]

There's some ho. Hey, hey, hey, hey. And then. And then just like an invitation to dance. He's like king of the hill.

[David Lee]

So great.

[Top Lobster]

You know it.

[David Lee]

Confirm I'm never going to shop with you if you go fucking. Let's dance.

[Top Lobster]

I'm going to go.

[David Lee]

Let's not. I got to go.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, I'm not a fucking dancing guy. But I like. I mean, he's kind of dressed like you.

[David Lee]

You know what it is, though. The shopping experience at a furniture store is already horrifying.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

He does not dress like me. I don't. I don't dress like that. Look at me right now. I'm lobster. Merged up.

[Top Lobster]

Corner Furniture is like. It was like a local spot. This is a local commercial.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Or like Brooklyn.

[David Lee]

We had those. We had that. That kind of a. Oh, you got the cursor over there. We can't share the mouse. I'm not. I don't even need it anymore.

[Top Lobster]

It's whatever.

[David Lee]

All right, so pick up where you left off. It was. You want it, you need it.

[Top Lobster]

Maggie Lane's like, let's. Let's dance. Let's dance. All right. Serious though.

[David Lee]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[David Lee]

For serious.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

Do you see it right there?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So I'm dreaming I'm walking to this mound and the moon is just bright.

[David Lee]

It doesn't work. Nothing works. That. Oh, here we go. Is delayed.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So I'm dreaming I'm walking to this mound and the moon is bright white. Its glow is massive. And as I get closer, it seems as the moon is descending to where I'm headed. Once I get there, the mound feels so much taller than normal. I ascend to the top of it and watch the light about six feet away from me slowly come down. Turns out the glow is the most beautiful blonde haired angel I've ever seen in my life. Man, Matthew's horned up.

[David Lee]

He is horned up. Man.

[Top Lobster]

She was bodacious, bros.

[David Lee]

I don't like that. I don't like that.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like that.

[David Lee]

He starts off with, buckle up, buckaroos.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, hey, Bodacious. He's quickly becoming the dude that I'm like. Like before, I was like, we, we should hang out with Matthew. Yeah, we'll do this documentary. We'll hang. And now I'm like, you said bodacious. I was like, no, I don't want.

[David Lee]

To hang out with him.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, I feel. I feel bad. He's probably watching the show.

[David Lee]

I mean, it is what it is. He knows. He knows what he did.

[Top Lobster]

Hey. Hey. Where the fuck is Nancy? Let's dance. Hey, hey. Nancy's driving. She's drunk driving. Okay. So I'm such a young boy, and it feels like all this sexual feminine energy that's standing in front of me is coming at me like it wants me. At the time, I was all about it. She had big breasts, beautiful face, her legs were long. Huge shitter.

[David Lee]

Wait, this feels a lot like what Nate was describing.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, these guys, they keep on Bringing this.

[David Lee]

Why do they keep talking about her?

[Top Lobster]

I. I don't know, dude. It's weird. It's okay.

[David Lee]

Also, the legs were long. That's what. That's what Nate said, too.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I knew what time it was.

[David Lee]

It was time to go to pound town. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Top Lobster]

It's business time.

[David Lee]

It's business time. Hey, it's time to dance.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, hey. I love that. I'm sorry. He just comes out like. He's like, so we got ottomans and furniture. Hey, hey, let's dance. Like you couldn't figure.

[David Lee]

Well, that was the thing. It was. He. He wasn't gifted with the black.

[Top Lobster]

He ran out of shit.

[David Lee]

He just ran out of to rhyme, which is, like, unheard of in the black community.

[Top Lobster]

Like, how about. Do you have. Do you have, like, dinner tables? He was like, nah.

[David Lee]

And I really can't figure out for the life of me what rhymes with dinner tables either.

[Top Lobster]

So let's.

[David Lee]

Let's dance.

[Top Lobster]

I think name of the episode is Corner Furniture.

[David Lee]

I'm glad that you pleased that you showed me that treasure.

[Top Lobster]

Right? Isn't it nice? It's one of those things that, like, that comes into your brain every so often. You go, good.

[David Lee]

Well, you know, because I specifically, before we started this, you said, what kind of episode should we do? And I said, let's give the people a low effort one.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

And you agreed. But then you. We. You know, within it already set up a new camera. We just can't help it. We just give people bangers.

[Top Lobster]

I'm actually thinking about this for the. For the audio listeners. I want to get stickers that match here and just put little stickers underneath here. Maybe. I don't know, something. Oh, Nancy. Hi. These people never tell me when they're going live. Nancy, you got to be ready. You always got to be ready.

[David Lee]

That's the thing about us, is we're unpredictable.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

And we were to become predictable, we would lose our pizzazz.

[Top Lobster]

Show them the gun.

[David Lee]

What if I just. We ended this show and I. Which. Which cameras? Shoot that one. I'll shoot it. I'll shoot it right now.

[Top Lobster]

Put it away. We can't put this on YouTube.

[David Lee]

Oh, that's right. My bad.

[Top Lobster]

All right, that's fine. He's not going to do that.

[David Lee]

Wouldn't do that.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Let me tell you, I woke up from that dream. This is very serious. Sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. You woke up from that dream the next day with one thing on his mind.

[David Lee]

What is it? That. Bodacious.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, okay, okay.

[David Lee]

You know People complained about this. They were like. When you started describing the. The succubi, I had to tune out.

[Top Lobster]

And somebody said that.

[David Lee]

And I was.

[Top Lobster]

I get it. And now here we are. They're like, you know what? Do it again.

[David Lee]

We're going to do it again.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah. I feel bad. I feel. But these are not my stories.

[David Lee]

No, it's not our fault either.

[Top Lobster]

This is Matthew Lane. Go look him up.

[David Lee]

Disgusting man.

[Top Lobster]

All right. I completely lost sight of who I was and I meant for. And. And what I was meant for at nine years old. Whoa. I ended up losing my virginity on my 14th birthday to a 17 year old boy.

[David Lee]

Dog. You got raped? Is that rape?

[Top Lobster]

Technically it is, right? Depending on which state he's in.

[David Lee]

Technically, Matthew Lane was molested.

[Top Lobster]

Geez. So in retrospect, gentlemen, what we have here is a case of a lust demon.

[David Lee]

You're probably wondering why I gathered you here today, Matthew. You've been raped.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, all right. Be serious, Matt. I'm sorry. He's pouring his heart out here, right? And you. All you're talking about is corner furniture. I'm sorry. All right, so, hey, not to put it all in this one dream. There's some others. Other things about me that make me the way I am. But I was obsessed. What happened?

[David Lee]

Chocolate Cam.

[Top Lobster]

Is it. Is it back?

[David Lee]

Back to Chocolate Cam? Hey, this is just. We're working out the kinks for you people.

[Top Lobster]

Don't worry about it.

[David Lee]

Maybe they like it. They might like Chocolate Cam.

[Top Lobster]

Sex was just a goal for me at the end of the day. Not something you do with a partner that you love. As many times as I've tried to find love, it was always the wrong way. Even when I thought I found love, I chased the lust of others. I was a sick man before I found God and my true purpose. Recently, God blessed me with an absolute angel. The clock. The closest thing to a soul mate or divine union that I could possibly imagine. The signs follow both of us. The number 22 and 222.

[David Lee]

This got angel numbers.

[Top Lobster]

Is Matthew Lane. The guy with the numerology guy.

[David Lee]

Gary, the numbers.

[Top Lobster]

This is Gary, the numbers guy.

[David Lee]

I don't know the numbers guy.

[Top Lobster]

We both have 44 in our license plates. Coincidence.

[David Lee]

Coincidence.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, hey. I'm sorry.

[David Lee]

I'm just gonna stop doing that.

[Top Lobster]

I can't.

[David Lee]

I'm gonna stop doing it right, though. Yeah, right. It's good, man.

[Top Lobster]

Now hold on a second. Imagine. Imagine making a commercial.

[David Lee]

Hold on. I want this to be the chocolate camp, okay?

[Top Lobster]

Imagine making it. It's. It's not bad.

[David Lee]

It's pretty bad.

[Top Lobster]

If you're listening on audio, just go ahead and tune into the. Go to the YouTube page.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Subscribe while you're there, you dirty animals. And check out what we're talking about. We're 20 minutes and 46 seconds in. And just go check out this switch.

[David Lee]

Oh, I was just gonna put my hand out and say, get brighter. I was just waiting for you to shut up.

[Top Lobster]

Wow. Yeah. I mean, listen, I think it's fine.

[David Lee]

This is overexposed. Couldn't continue.

[Top Lobster]

Whatever. Listen, this is the best we got. Yeah, it's the best.

[David Lee]

We're doing the best we got we can do.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

Hey, hey.

[Top Lobster]

Let's go. Let's dance. I hate this.

[David Lee]

People are gonna hate this episode.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. This has gone off the rails.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

The fact that we went through a walk in a cemetery, and my last name and her mother's maiden name had plots right next to each other. Not our family, but our names. I won't bore you with more details, but it's the healthiest partnership I've ever had. I'm. I'm full. Send a believer that taking on God's mission to help Joe go Birdie is bringing me peace in my life. In other areas.

[David Lee]

Shout out Joe Gilberti.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

Free my Joe.

[Top Lobster]

He's given me a supportive woman in my life who thinks highly of me, and I intend to prove them both correct. My message to listeners today, you do not need to allow yourself to. Allow your past to hold you back. Stop living like a sinner and get back to your mission. If you do not know what that mission is any longer, I assure you. Stop moving. Sit still and pray. It will come. Love you, gentlemen. Thanks for the content. And to your question. I'm having so much fun.

[David Lee]

Oh, he gets it.

[Top Lobster]

Fantastic. Yeah.

[David Lee]

Well, I'm sorry you were molested. It's crazy the things that people break on this show and then we. And then we talks about them. Schizo friend says, hey, David, let Top know I like his shoes.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you. That's why I've been doing this.

[David Lee]

Somebody said they like my shoes earlier.

[Top Lobster]

No, I think they were being facetious. Fishy shish. Yeah. Because your shoes represent the floor of a Masonic lodge.

[David Lee]

That's right.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And you've worn them now two days in a row.

[David Lee]

Well, yeah, because they're comfy. They don't have laces. I just slip them on my feet and I keep going.

[Top Lobster]

One thing about me, guys, you're never gonna see me with the same pair of shoes. Two Days in a row. It's going to always be something new. These are the, these are the kermits. These are the chlorophylls, baby, come on.

[David Lee]

You're a disgusting man. Thank you, Matthew.

[Top Lobster]

No, that was, that was a good story, man.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I wonder. I mean, the numerology stuff. Matthew seems to look into, like a lot of signs. A lot. Matter of fact, we were out. And he's not wrong. He's not wrong?

[David Lee]

No, he's not wrong.

[Top Lobster]

He messaged us when we went out to see Christine at the, at the well. And he goes, you know, Saturn's in retrograde today, guys, or something like that.

[David Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he said, expect not to be good.

[David Lee]

Yeah, he said expect not to work or something like that. But he was like, just stay steadfast. And when, when Mercury comes out of retrograde, then Venus is going to reside in the. And he was, you know, and I.

[Top Lobster]

Was just like, shut the up. And then nothing worked up. And then nothing worked. He was right. But he was like, stay steadfast. And they, they. It was the craziest thing. I mean, we probably spoke about it, but the, the generator that they were using, first off, the generator that they had before died that day.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

They went to the store, bought a brand new generator. That one didn't work. Brand new, didn't work out the box. So they had to go back, buy a new one. And then finally after a while that worked. So I was like, damn, what does Matthew know?

[David Lee]

What does he know? What do you know, Matthew?

[Top Lobster]

What do you know? What are you doing to us, Matthew?

[David Lee]

What are you doing? What are you wearing right now, Matthew? And also, what were you wearing when. Never mind. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So. So it's funny because he said if we would have read that story last time when we read Nate's story, that there would have been a theme.

[Top Lobster]

And he's right.

[David Lee]

It's weird how on point that theme would have been.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, this show is very much it. If you're not watching it chronologically, Chronicles chronologically, you're kind of missing out because the stories lead one into another. The one we just did with Laura Baker led into the one from Izzy.

[David Lee]

That was weird.

[Top Lobster]

That was crazy.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Led into the one from Guy. And it's all. And, And I. People are going to say, well, you guys keep doing the same episode. But no, that's not necessarily true.

[David Lee]

I don't, I don't disagree. I, I dug up a clip the other day from like, I think it was three years ago or Two and a half years ago, and it was me on the Ravens watch, and it was like I was talking about the Upside down and I was talking about, you know, Montauk project and, and, and, and basically traumatizing children to unlock latent psychic abilities. And I was like, oh, my God, I've not said a new thing in almost three years. Well, they keep, they keep doing it to the kids. They keep molesting these kids until they do psychic shit. Yeah. So, I mean, you know.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

I mean, if, you know, if it's the truth, you're gonna keep saying it, right? I guess. I don't know. So it's.

[Top Lobster]

It's a lot of the same issues, but I mean, realistically, there's nothing new under the sun. It's just how you're looking at these things. So the angle in which we're looking at is a little bit different and I think it makes a lot more sense to, you know, the current day audience.

[David Lee]

I think it does. Agree. I think we, we really. I think more people need to have us on their show so we could talk about the telepathy tapes. Kids.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I feel like.

[David Lee]

Did you hear that? Did you hear my indigestion just there? Gross. That was really gross.

[Top Lobster]

We beat that to death for ourselves. But I feel like. Yeah, I'd like to go make the rounds. I'm kind of rusty on it. It's been. It's been a while.

[David Lee]

I'd like to get it back out there.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

And yes, schizo friend, Politics is the highest form of theater, or certainly at the highest levels of politics, it's theater. Okay, so let's, let's. Let's go on. We're gonna read. There's Kelly, no story.

[Top Lobster]

Which does that mean? Let's read that. I'm intrigued.

[David Lee]

Yeah, let's have a gander.

[Top Lobster]

All right, go ahead and read that one.

[David Lee]

Hi.

[Top Lobster]

Hi, Kelly.

[David Lee]

I'm watching one of your YouTube videos.

[Top Lobster]

Well, thank you.

[David Lee]

I just wanted to.

[Top Lobster]

Everybody should watch.

[David Lee]

They should watch. Everybody should go and subscribe too, while you're watching.

[Top Lobster]

Like, subscribe while you're there. Hell yeah.

[David Lee]

You like the way that auto switch. I just want. I just wanted to share that in my experience, demons can manifest in a variety of costumes. And if I call on Jesus, they always shut down the ruse. I like what you say about how sage is just a burnt offering to them. It plays into our ignorance on the topic. I. I like when people like what I say.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

I will continue watching the episode now.

[Top Lobster]

That's it.

[David Lee]

Cheers and shalom Whoa. Is that okay? I don't know if that's okay. Shalom to you.

[Top Lobster]

Don't. Respectfully, don't read her whole name.

[David Lee]

Kelly.

[Top Lobster]

Kelly. We're not gonna doctor. She looks new here.

[David Lee]

I really want to P. S. I got involved with a genuine witch coven that is.

[Top Lobster]

Also. It's like, I've got no story, by the way.

[David Lee]

I sacrificed babies. I got involved with a genuine witch coven that is one of the largest in the U.S. i think while I was looking for explanation for my experience period, I eventually found the answers in Jesus.

[Top Lobster]

Excellent.

[David Lee]

Excellent. I have reasons to believe that this coven and its demons are linked to the Amityville house, Son of Sam, and the Brownsville Road House in Pittsburgh, and possibly the shooting at President Trump at the rally in Butler, Penns.

[Top Lobster]

Kelly. Kelly is our fan.

[David Lee]

She goes, you're.

[Top Lobster]

You're our people, dude. Like.

[David Lee]

Well, I like it. She goes, it sounds crazy.

[Top Lobster]

It might sound fun.

[David Lee]

Yeah, it does, Kelly. But I have met people whose parents have been involved in the coven prior to the 1970s. Well, thank you, Kelly. I would be fascinated to hear more about that.

[Top Lobster]

That's an interesting.

[David Lee]

But I also like when you just write in to be like, you guys. Fucking crush.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It's like, you guys are great. This is what. Hold on, let's pull this up.

[David Lee]

More of that.

[Top Lobster]

More of that. More of that. Less. Less of we suck. More of we're awesome. You guys can write to us right there.

[David Lee]

It's a lot of people that tell us that we suck. They. They write in constantly to tell us that we suck.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's. It's kind of crazy. Those are the only ones that I read.

[David Lee]

Yeah, well, those are the only ones that ever come in.

[Top Lobster]

I go, oh, I guess I do suck.

[David Lee]

Find out how I suck today.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, David. A lot more than I do. But this is. This is an interesting thought. I have reasons to believe that this covenant and its demons are linked to the Amityville Houses, the Son of Sam, the Brownsville Roadhouse in Pittsburgh, and possibly the shooting at President Trump's rally.

[David Lee]

That's a big spread.

[Top Lobster]

There's a widespread.

[David Lee]

It's coming, but they said it's one of the biggest covens in the U.S. yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I would like to know a little bit more about that. Yeah. But thank you for writing in, Kelly. We appreciate. We appreciate you guys all writing in and participating in the show. It's fun, right? Are you having fun?

[David Lee]

Let's dance.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[David Lee]

So that was short, and I want to read some more.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I did I did like that. That was nice, though.

[David Lee]

Excuse me. I don't have my. My mute button handy, so when I qu off now, it's just very loud. I used to do it. I would mute it. Okay, So I. I went to Mark. I believe maybe you can go to Mark, too.

[Top Lobster]

Mark Knight.

[David Lee]

Hello, My name is Mark.

[Top Lobster]

Hello, Mark.

[David Lee]

But back in my homeland, they know me as Dayon.

[Top Lobster]

What? Hold on a second.

[David Lee]

What homeland?

[Top Lobster]

All right, we'll keep reading. I guess we're going to find out.

[David Lee]

Forgive me for my spelling and grandma mistakes. And grandma mistakes. Oh, those are the best mistakes, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, this is gonna be a fun.

[David Lee]

Forgive me for my spelling and grandma mistakes. For English isn't my first language, and I am first generation American. I come from a small village called Oka. How. That's in Namibia, where I was the.

[Top Lobster]

Mayor for some time.

[David Lee]

This is awesome. This is crazy. Hey, shout out to the mayor of Namibia.

[Top Lobster]

Where is Namibia?

[David Lee]

Namibia. Namibia.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on, I gotta look this up because I feel like. I feel like I'm being lied to.

[David Lee]

I'll tell you what, if he really is the mayor of Namibia. Namibia. I forgive all the grandma mistakes.

[Top Lobster]

Can we. Can we do Bohemian Grove in Namibia?

[David Lee]

Ooh, come on. You want to do Bohemian Grove?

[Top Lobster]

It's in southern Africa.

[David Lee]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, that is crazy.

[David Lee]

We are killing it with the blacks right now.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. How do you feel about.

[David Lee]

How do you feel about apartheid?

[Top Lobster]

It was just a desert. Oh, this place.

[David Lee]

This dude lives in a desert.

[Top Lobster]

Look at this.

[David Lee]

That's a.

[Top Lobster]

It says the best things to do in Namibia. And it's just the desert.

[David Lee]

It's literally just a picture of a desert.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's like, there's a lot of dunes.

[David Lee]

There's only one thing. It's like, look at, look at the sand.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, there's like, like a little bit of water.

[David Lee]

All right, so he goes on, he says, where I was the mayor for some time. We have royalty in the. In the emails.

[Top Lobster]

Dope, dope, dope.

[David Lee]

I grew close to those village. Okay. I grew close to those in the village, including the priests. They do a ceremonial festival where we have a baby boy born in the night with no moon. How do you orchestrate that? We call this festival Wiping.

[Top Lobster]

I'm sorry, is this real?

[David Lee]

This can't be real. We call the festival Wiping. Most times, the act is performed by a high ranking member of the community. The most valued. Hunters, teachers, priests, and mayor, which is him. I am the most valued.

[Top Lobster]

What does the mayor do?

[David Lee]

I don't know what he does.

[Top Lobster]

If you've still got hunters in this town.

[David Lee]

Harvest the sand. Just like how America has football with all the rivalry between two teams. We have that same type of energy. But in what order the ceremony should be done? Either presented in this order of.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on.

[David Lee]

This is. Okay, wait, wait, wait. So this is. This is. I. I wonder. Okay, I guess they're just listing the. The. And then they. They. They argue about the order of things, but the operations.

[Top Lobster]

Scott says he's about to ask for.

[David Lee]

Money for his 100, so he's listing the operations. They. They argue over the order of the operation. So the operations are as followed.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy actually said she couldn't find anything on this, so she did read this.

[David Lee]

So this is very unlikely.

[Top Lobster]

No, I mean, hey, listen. We don't know what the. Goes on in Namibia.

[David Lee]

We also don't know that Nancy knows how to use the search engine.

[Top Lobster]

But it's from a village.

[David Lee]

She can't even show up to the show and do her job.

[Top Lobster]

Well, it's from a small village called Okahau.

[David Lee]

Okahao.

[Top Lobster]

That.

[David Lee]

Yeah, that's what he said.

[Top Lobster]

Okaha and Namibia. Okay, so it either presented it. This is the order of the thing, and this is hotly debated. Order. Go ahead.

[David Lee]

This is the thing that they fight it over. But, but, but, but the. The sequences are as followed. It's just.

[Top Lobster]

Is it. It's just in which order?

[David Lee]

Okay, who knows?

[Top Lobster]

We'll see.

[David Lee]

They fight over it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Hey, hey. Let's read it. Let's dance. When do we dance? And when do we sell furniture?

[David Lee]

All right, all right, all right. So. So, number one, and not. Not specifically in this order, the cooking of the goats, the foraging of mongongo, umani and O shenge berries.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, these aren't even real.

[David Lee]

These are berries. So you. So, so the cooking of the goats, the foraging of the mongongo berries, that was actually pretty good. The quilted craft. Oh, oh, is this, like, the tents.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. Wait up.

[David Lee]

I'm not gonna. I gotta piss hard.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, hold on. Wait up. Oh, she henge. Oh, those are real berries. This guy's. I mean, so far, this makes me believe the whole thing.

[David Lee]

Are they in there?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. Are they native to the Oshi hengy berries?

[David Lee]

Nahani Nihanan?

[Top Lobster]

They're Asian. I mean, so they could be from anywhere.

[David Lee]

They could be from anywhere.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee]

Okay, fine, Whatever.

[Top Lobster]

All right, I believe it.

[David Lee]

The quilted craft.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on a second. You gotta piss hard.

[David Lee]

I gotta piss hard.

[Top Lobster]

All right. I got something for these guys. Oh.

[David Lee]

As soon as I let my Body know we're about to piss. It was like it's time to hurt.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

Hey, we're looking awfully jaundice in that other. All right, go to the three camera shot, Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you.

[David Lee]

You look, she adjusted it. It's now chocolate camera.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy.

[David Lee]

So strange.

[Top Lobster]

Should I show this one?

[David Lee]

No, don't do that to my cousin.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So. All right. Dave is going to take a piss break. He can't control his legs. And we'll play you a little diddy cam. Our boy Toad.

[David Lee]

Have a. Have a. Have a good time.

[Top Lobster]

We'll see you in a minute.

[C]

Welcome to the real world. She said to me Condescending leap. Take a seat. Take your life plotted out in black and white. Well I never lived the dreams of the prom kings and the drama queens. I like to think the best of me still lighting up my sleem they love to tell you stay inside the.

[Top Lobster]

Lines.

[C]

But something's banner on the. On the sign I wanna run through the halls of my high school. I wanna scream on top of my mind I just found out there's no such thing as a real world just a lie you gotta rise above. So the good boys and girls take the so called rat track Faded white hats grabbing credits and mamic transfers they read all the books but can't find the answers and all my parents, they're getting older I wonder if they wish for anything better Mind the memories tiny tragedies they love to tell you stay inside the lights but something's banner on the other side. I want to run through the halls of high school. I want to scream at the top of my lungs. I just found out there's no such thing as the real world Just a lie you gotta rise above. I am invincible. I am invincible. I am invincible as long as I'm alive.

[David Lee]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Top Lobster]

I want to run through the halls. Why did he do that?

[C]

I want to run through the halls.

[Top Lobster]

Of my high school.

[C]

I want to scream at the top of my lungs. I just can't wait for my 10 year reunion. I'm gonna bust out the double divorce. And when I stand on these tables before you, you'll know all this time is boom.

[Top Lobster]

Hell yeah. All right, guys.

[David Lee]

Panties wet.

[Top Lobster]

If you enjoy that, you could.

[David Lee]

If your panties are wet, if you. If your toad is sopping, you're sopping Toad.

[Top Lobster]

You can go to his page. I think it's in a better off dead. Or maybe he's got a ukulele page as well. But follow him.

[David Lee]

The idea that everybody that listens to this isn't subscribed to Toads.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy. He's. He's a staple on this show.

[David Lee]

He is a talented human being.

[Top Lobster]

Follow Matt, Learn to toad on Twitter and follow his ukulele covers. I just. I love. I love listening to his. His cover that. I was making fun of David this morning about his stories because it's easy. And I was playing his. Oh, that's not right. Dreams.

[David Lee]

So that's pretty good. I do like that drop.

[Top Lobster]

It's great. I got dreams. And then we have. We have different kinds, too. We got, like, the. And then we got this one, too. I got dreams. I got dreams. So, like, however many you want. We got three different kinds of. I got dreams for him.

[David Lee]

I don't like that.

[Top Lobster]

And then Toad just, like. Toad just drops. Like, in the chat, he's like, yeah, you know, here's a John Mayer cover.

[David Lee]

That's it.

[Top Lobster]

Hell, yeah.

[David Lee]

He crushes. The cooking of the goats. The foraging of mongongo umani and oshi henge berries. The quilted craft. I don't know what that means. The burning of the finest tent in the village.

[Top Lobster]

There's no way.

[David Lee]

There's no way this is real. You're screwing with this. The dancing of the tall fruit.

[Top Lobster]

Cloud.

[David Lee]

Spotting and the harvesting. But I did the order completely backwards, which is normal, as some do.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what this story is about, but I love it.

[David Lee]

I did it in reverse order because that's how I remembered it since I was a kid. So I'm known as the one who wipes forward.

[Top Lobster]

You. You.

[David Lee]

You lying as. Or in my native language. Wait, wait. I'm sorry.

[Top Lobster]

Mumbara mombanda.

[David Lee]

That's how you say the one who wipes forward.

[Top Lobster]

You know, I'm checking. I'm verifying because I want to believe this story.

[David Lee]

Go ahead and copy and paste that into fucking Google.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

Honestly, so far, they've been killing it. They might have really done their research to make this happen.

[Top Lobster]

I think that they actually did this. Okay, so it doesn't match anything. Not.

[David Lee]

Not a discernible language, not at least one that the most advanced AI in the world could pick up on.

[Top Lobster]

Doesn't mean it's not real.

[David Lee]

Doesn't mean it's not real.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee]

After this ceremony takes place, traditionally, the village splits into two tribes. The people divided differently between the two tribes every time it takes place. This is done in order to keep our bloodline pure and clean. Way before my time, the people would get abducted by what I've come to Learn is the nephilim, or as the elders, when they tell the stories, refer to them as.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, no, there's just no way.

[David Lee]

Now it sounds convincing.

[Top Lobster]

Now. Now you believe it.

[David Lee]

No, I'm just saying, like, they've done a good job of, like. What are these? What would black tribal people sound like?

[Top Lobster]

I mean, these are words, though. These are words. I just.

[David Lee]

They are words. Put them in separately.

[Top Lobster]

Umantu o Montu's a word.

[David Lee]

What does it mean? I don't know. Giant.

[Top Lobster]

Let me see. Undonga is in. Yeah. An Ubangian language spoke in eight villages near the Congo. So, yeah.

[David Lee]

Okay, this guy is done his homework.

[Top Lobster]

This is weird.

[David Lee]

A year after, or. I'm sorry. A year has passed since I performed the ceremony and since many more ceremonies have taken place. There was a notion of a giant or a dunga tiger who attacked a party of tourists. And only an Indian woman survived and helped to escape and find. I'm sorry. And managed to escape and find our village for help. Her name is Claire, or in her native Punjabi Sabun, which I would later end up marrying.

[Top Lobster]

Marriage marriaging, I believe.

[David Lee]

Please excuse my grandma.

[Top Lobster]

I'm. I'm fluctuating wildly between believing this guy and not believe, as am I right?

[David Lee]

It's like, why, Claire? Is this, like, when an Indian. Like when I lived in the. In the hood only a few months ago, there was a Clearly, like, Arabic man.

[Top Lobster]

No, they do this.

[David Lee]

Who ran the corner store, but his name was Frank.

[Top Lobster]

And it's like, they do that.

[David Lee]

Frank.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they do.

[David Lee]

Like, but if you live in some obscure village in Africa, you don't have to tell them that your name is Claire because that's foreign to them.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but Indians are. Well, they're not sending.

[David Lee]

I'm on to. I'm on to you. I see holes in your game. Before I got. Oh, I'm sorry. Before I get into the subject of this story, I have to tell you important factors that took place 13 years after my marriage. Okay. All right. Yeah. You must understand the bees. Damn it. Dude, this is good. This is good.

[Top Lobster]

Mark. His name. First of your name is Mark.

[David Lee]

It's not Mark. I mean, that's. That's your real name. What's that dude's name? Mark Vestibule from Tower Gang.

[Top Lobster]

I miss Mark Vestibule.

[David Lee]

Well, he's here now and he's trolling the. Out of us. You must understand, the bees in our village, they do not sting unless they've been spoken to rudely. A child once shouted at a hive during a Thunderstorm, and the next morning, the goats had all turned eastward and would not stop humming. I, I don't know. I, I, this is a crazy thing. They have to get through. No, I'm going, I'm going. We called it the cloud spotting, and it hasn't happened since the festival I hosted. Wiping Forward. Strange how things connect.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what that's.

[David Lee]

I don't know what. Connected.

[Top Lobster]

And speaking. I'm sure this is a banger.

[David Lee]

You know what this is? Dude, we, we're opening the floodgates. People are going to hear this. And they go, oh, you could see. Submit just, like, totally made up.

[Top Lobster]

No, because we have a producer that's. That's vetting this stuff.

[David Lee]

Nancy, did you. I thought you vetted this. Well, Nancy. Nancy found it to be solid, so I'm trusting her judgment.

[Top Lobster]

She found it to be solid.

[David Lee]

She's like, this is it. I've, I've checked in. Well, she said she couldn't verify any of this, so anyway, and speaking of goats, the cooking of them is sensitive.

[Top Lobster]

I can't. This is bizarre.

[David Lee]

You don't just cook a goat. You apologize first. You read a poem into its ear. The villagers say a poorly cooked goat can attract the umontugua nganda or at least make your teeth fall out on Thursdays. Shut the bro. See you. There's moments where you have me.

[Top Lobster]

Claire, of course, he just go. For this reason.

[David Lee]

It's almost over. Look, why. Why did he sign off as Dayon?

[Top Lobster]

Wait, oh, because. Yeah, I don't know why. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[David Lee]

I know.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so in the beginning, hello, my name is Mark. But back in my homeland, they know me as Dayon.

[David Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Well, I can't remember selling.

[David Lee]

And Grandma, I do forgive his grandma. I don't know if I forgive Dayon.

[Top Lobster]

I forgive you, Grandma. That stupid bitch. All right, here we go.

[David Lee]

Okay, so Claire hated, of course, goats for this reason. Did I mention our school only taught two subjects, Dancing and cloud spotting? Wait, wait, wait.

[Top Lobster]

But go back to the. What was. What's he saying about the cloud spotting?

[David Lee]

Like, I don't even understand the goats were doing.

[Top Lobster]

Well, something about the bees, because I don't. You must understand the bees.

[David Lee]

You. Oh, yeah, I never was made to understand the bees. Oh, well, you, you shouldn't understand that. I mean, you shouldn't speak to them rudely. That was the. Pretty much the takeaway from sentences a.

[Top Lobster]

Child once shouted at a hive during a thunderstorm. And the next morning, the goats had all turned eastward.

[David Lee]

This thinks. This shows a joke.

[Top Lobster]

And the goats would not stop humming. Yeah, I don't know what that means.

[David Lee]

Well, that's what you must understand about the bees, and you're not understanding it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, rewrite that back. That part back to us.

[David Lee]

But only that part.

[Top Lobster]

Did I mention that they. Yes. They only taught cloud spotting. Teachers we called Ms. Ama Ahamu.

[David Lee]

Ahamu.

[Top Lobster]

Go. You. You read it. Because this is crazy.

[David Lee]

Though no one remembered her real name. What?

[Top Lobster]

Every sentence he said, Nancy gave you guys a struggle session and went to clean murder clothes at the laundry.

[David Lee]

That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what happened. Okay, so. So teachers were called Ms. Imahu, though no one remembered her real name. So it goes from plural. Single. She taught under the acacia tree with a stick of charcoal and a sheet of goat hide. Her students claim she knew when they were lying just by listening to how they breathed. I wish I could hear this moment.

[Top Lobster]

I know. I mean, like, I have a clue.

[David Lee]

One harvest season, a boy asked why she always wore gloves in the heat. She smiled, ungloved one hand, and placed it on his head. He fell asleep for three days and awoke speaking perfect French, though he'd never heard it before. After one of our tent burnings, she disappeared without a trace and was never heard from again. It wasn't something.

[Top Lobster]

What is the tent? Okay, why are they burning the tents? This is part of the ritual, right?

[David Lee]

The tent burning was part of the ritual. The festival of wiping. Front to back. Back to back to front.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, all right. Please continue.

[David Lee]

It wasn't something we planned. Not really. And certainly not the way it all turned out. And that's why he told me never again after what happened, though no one says it out loud anymore. Not since the smoke drifted past the hills and the names were folded back into silence. I didn't ask twice, and neither did he.

[Top Lobster]

This guy is talking about.

[David Lee]

Dang.

[Top Lobster]

Great story. Great story.

[David Lee]

You think this is a. The show's a joke, huh?

[Top Lobster]

No, I think this was. I think that was a well told story. I don't know what he was saying, but I liked how he said it.

[David Lee]

I did like how he said it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

But I just feel insulted because I expect the show to be taken very seriously.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I mean, I think it's good to have, like, a mix. We should actually have. There goes the neighborhood guys back on.

[David Lee]

Oh, yeah, Yeah. A mix of people liked and. Or hated that and.

[Top Lobster]

Or maybe and. Or burn some tents.

[David Lee]

Forgive my grandma.

[Top Lobster]

This could be true. This could be crazy.

[David Lee]

I don't Know what is true or crazy? I don't know what I've read.

[Top Lobster]

I liked it. I enjoyed it. Thank you, Dayon. Thank you, Mark. Please write back to us very soon.

[David Lee]

All right. That's what you want. You want to read. John. John Eerie childhood memory.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we have. We have a. How many. We have a couple of.

[David Lee]

We're crushing. We're doing great.

[Top Lobster]

We're doing great.

[David Lee]

And we're good on time still. We have plenty of time.

[Top Lobster]

We're chugging through. Let's read it. John Erie childhood story. This is eerie. So we'll.

[David Lee]

Oh, yeah. Put up the music. Yeah, that definitely did not go with the last one.

[Top Lobster]

Don't effing dox me, Raven.

[David Lee]

Oh, wait, did we just dox him.

[Top Lobster]

Dude?

[David Lee]

Well, I mean, he said for me not to do it. Oh, well, I did it, too.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you did it. You're the one who did it. I guess the soft doxing is all right, though. And then he says. Then he docks himself. My name is John. All right, John. I have a short but sweet story to offer you gentlemen. I like that. I like it, too, also. Hi, Nancy. Thanks for being a real one.

[David Lee]

From now on, guys, don't talk to Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

Yes, she's not here. We're here.

[David Lee]

We're here. We're your humble hosts. Yes, we're the ones who work really hard.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy doesn't even show up. Don't just ignore her there.

[David Lee]

Go ahead and ask where she is right now. Chocolate cam.

[Top Lobster]

I'll punctuate and separate paragraphs because I know you guys really like that. Shit. Winky face. Here we go. Thank you, John.

[David Lee]

I like it.

[Top Lobster]

This story takes place when I'm approximately 10 to 11 years old. I am now 35, and it's really the only kind of paranormal thing that has happened to me. But it has stuck with me all these years.

[David Lee]

Okey dokey.

[Top Lobster]

So I'm 10 or 11, and it's summer. My parents both work nine to five jobs, so I usually stayed with my grandmother during the day. So I wasn't home alone. I'm at Grandma's and I'm in her backyard kicking a soccer ball against the side of her brick house. It would bounce back. I would kick it again, repeat. But one time it went differently. I kicked the ball and it hit the wall, but did not bounce back or roll to me the way it had been doing. It hit the wall and bounced about 2ft from the wall before dropping to the ground unexpectedly. I stared, confused and probably with a stupid look on my face before shrugging it off and walking toward the ball to retrieve it. On the way to the bowl, I still kind of. I'm still kind of weirded out, but I walk across the yard and bend over to pick it up. As my fingers are about to touch the ball, I hear very clearly, but in a whispered voice say, john. I almost jumped out of my skin.

[David Lee]

How'd it go, John?

[Top Lobster]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[David Lee]

Let's dance. What did you do, dude, fix the background. Hold on. Pause the whole thing. Okay, fine. Go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

It's fine. Fixed. All right.

[David Lee]

Hey, hey, let's dance. Dude, that's really scary. If you heard that.

[Top Lobster]

I looked toward the neighbor's yard. Empty. I stuck my head in the back door of my grandmother's house and she's in the house doing grandma stuff.

[David Lee]

Please forgive her.

[Top Lobster]

Please forgive her. Grandma. I asked her if she called me or said my name and she hadn't, but I swear to you, I heard it so clearly. My grandmother had next door neighbors on the. On one side. But on the opposite side of her house was an empty lot that wasn't regularly mowed. The grass and bramble was tall, like hip or chest high. In my 10 year old brain, someone or something could have been hiding in that tall grass watching me.

[David Lee]

Oh, hell no.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's a little freaky. But who? And why did they say my name and nothing else? Whoever or whatever it was got my attention. The end.

[David Lee]

I like it.

[Top Lobster]

It's a good, spooky story.

[David Lee]

It was a good spooky story. I like that he kept it short and sweet.

[Top Lobster]

Solid story. There was not many berries or goats in it, which I did enjoy.

[David Lee]

Honestly. I feel like we've got a really got to read more to make up for that one before, but this is a good start.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, this is good. We're back on track. We're back on spooky. We're doing it right.

[David Lee]

Why does he see. Check this out. We have chocolate cam. And now lucky sky blazer is here and he thinks I have a cheap spray tan.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's not true.

[David Lee]

I'm just. This is my regular color. It's just that we got chocolate cam going on.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, guys, if you don't like the third camera, you could go yourself. Wow, that's not. Yeah, I mean, you can donate to us and we can get a third legitimate camera. Yeah, right, That's.

[David Lee]

I mean, honestly, this thing looks so legit before the show started and then it was like maybe.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it just kept switching around. That's all right. I think this is good though. I think the audio listeners are going to be now curious to see what we look like. And they will go to the YouTube.

[David Lee]

Subscribe, and they'll subscribe all day. Maybe they'll want us to keep the chocolate cam.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I mean, buy us a better chocolate cam.

[David Lee]

Get darker. All right.

[Top Lobster]

It doesn't work.

[David Lee]

I thought maybe I wasn't like that.

[Top Lobster]

All right, so anyway, he says, I hope you guys are doing well. I'm so glad to see all the progress you're making together. I was a regular listener to the Ravens Watch back in the day and also a big Tower Gang fan. I know you said it was gay top, but I really enjoyed the funny nonsense. Me too. I miss it.

[David Lee]

It's crazy when people say they were a fan. I'm like, how long did I do the Ravens Watch? Wasn't that many episodes, I don't think.

[Top Lobster]

Not gonna read the last sentence, but yeah. Much love from Kentucky. Actually, no, I'm not gonna read them.

[David Lee]

Okay, fine.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

That's great. Thank you, John.

[David Lee]

Thank you, John. From Kentucky.

[Top Lobster]

From Kentucky.

[David Lee]

We've doxed you.

[Top Lobster]

We've partially doxed.

[David Lee]

Consider yourself doxed. Shout out to your grandma. By the way, I'm sure she's dead. That was a long time ago. God rest her soul. God rest her soul. Okay, so how about we do. We have Paul. Testimonies of a psychonaut.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee]

And then we have Atma. I know Atma.

[Top Lobster]

He. He's in the chat right now.

[David Lee]

Is he in the chat? How about this? We'll do rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Best out of three. I'll be Atma, you be Paul.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, best out of three. Let's do it one time. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, you see, like, this is a very good. That was good. This is a very visual, heavy episode. You guys are missing it.

[David Lee]

It's gonna be this cam. Bam. Is it chocolate cam?

[Top Lobster]

One more time.

[David Lee]

It's the last time. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, God.

[David Lee]

Covered me in paper atmos.

[Top Lobster]

13 pages.

[David Lee]

Oh, okay. Thank God you won then.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we can do poll.

[David Lee]

13 pages atmo. What the. Okay, whatever. It's fine.

[Top Lobster]

Atman wants his own episode, but that's fine.

[David Lee]

Everybody wants their own episode now.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, okay. You'll get it. Maybe Kevin Knight. What's his name? Dam. He can get his own episode.

[David Lee]

This is a reasonable length of a story.

[Top Lobster]

That's what she said From. Oh, wait.

[David Lee]

No way.

[Top Lobster]

All right, whatever. We're reading it.

[David Lee]

It's fine.

[Top Lobster]

Don't say my real name.

[David Lee]

Oh, we're gonna Say it.

[Top Lobster]

You already did.

[David Lee]

I'm gonna come.

[Top Lobster]

Ignore the line of the email, Nancy. If you could hide it from the boys during the reading, that would be appreciated. Nancy's like, I don't care, dude.

[David Lee]

She didn't even care.

[Top Lobster]

She didn't care at all.

[David Lee]

Damn, Nancy, we pay you to care.

[Top Lobster]

Well.

[David Lee]

Jesus, that's crazy. Oh, we gotta. Why are we giving these people live? It's an hour. We gave them an hour. Guys, if you want to watch this, go to patreon. Patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad. Stop. Stop being a moocher, Hugh. Moochers. You're just getting things for free. Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Descot is where you go when you have money and you're not terrible and you don't just want free stuff and. And give us Nothing in return. Patreon.com backslash. Otherwise, goodbye, disgusting pores.

[Top Lobster]

All right, we're out of here. Dave, you want to start reading this one?

[David Lee]

We're gonna have to plow through it because this is 27 pages.

[Top Lobster]

27. No, no, it's. It's pretty long, but this is. This is good. I like. This is the confessionals of a psychonom.

[David Lee]

You don't know that this is good.

[Top Lobster]

This might think this is going to be good.

[David Lee]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

I have a good feeling about it.

[David Lee]

Don't say my real name, okay?

[Top Lobster]

Whatever, Paul.

[David Lee]

Whatever. Paul. Ignore the line of the email. Nancy, if you could hide it from the boys during the reading, that would be appreciated. Hi, Top and Raven. Hi, Paul.

[Top Lobster]

How you doing?

[David Lee]

I've got a number of paranormal testimonies that have been sitting in the bag.

[Top Lobster]

For what Nancy said.

[David Lee]

What did she say? Paul isn't his real name. His real name is in the email address.

[Top Lobster]

Well, it would be nice if you typed it.

[David Lee]

Just tell us what his real name is. I've got a number of paranormal testimonies that have been sitting in the bag for a while. Heard that you might be low on content, so I figured I'd let her rip. Don't. Don't say. Don't say it like that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we're not.

[David Lee]

We're pretty high on content, but, you know, whatever. Paul.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

Oh, my wife is mad because she's a poor. She just texted me and said, whatever. Can't watch anymore.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I mean, you could text her the link.

[David Lee]

I don't know how to do that right now.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, that's fine.

[David Lee]

Anyway, for narrative purposes, let's say my name was Saul, but. But it's Paul. I mean, I'm saying that last part, right? These accounts are not necessarily chronological. If you would rather read them chronologically, know that the first one happens much later in. Dude, don't do that to us.

[Top Lobster]

Just put it in order.

[David Lee]

Just put it in order. Know that the first one happens much later in life than the other ones here. And it even happens later than the other testimonies that I will send you in a later email. You fucking. You're a. You're silly goose. So if you want, you could read that last one or you can save it for later. Or you could read them in order. I list them here. Or you can do a different order. I'm not your boss. It really kind of feels like it. Dude, I'm not gonna lie. It feels like you're my boss.

[Top Lobster]

Giving us. I don't like when people give us a lot of choices.

[David Lee]

I don't like too many options. Paralysis by analysis.

[Top Lobster]

Too many options. Feels like you're forcing me to do something.

[David Lee]

Yeah, because what you're giving me is. Is a lot of potential outcomes. And that. That creates what's known as buyer's remorse.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

And I don't like that.

[Top Lobster]

I don't want to read this story.

[David Lee]

I think I might put it down.

[Top Lobster]

No, that's.

[David Lee]

Shopping mall dreams gonna be good.

[Top Lobster]

I have a feeling this one's gonna be.

[David Lee]

This is gonna be good.

[Top Lobster]

Don't upset a soul. Paul Michael, whatever your name is.

[David Lee]

Paul Michael. Kevin. Sometime after I was given a second chance at life, by God, I had a dream. Look, my wife is very upset now. No pegging.

[Top Lobster]

Freeze.

[David Lee]

Good God, take away everything that's good, huh? Sometime after I was given a second chance at life by God, I had a dream that I was sitting in a shopping mall. It was probably somewhere in the suburbs of some big city, so everyone is rather middle class or wealthier. I don't really like shopping malls because they are centers for nonsense materialism.

[Top Lobster]

I like when it picks up like that. It's always like, is this an important part? Probably not.

[David Lee]

And people seem to be just blowing money and distracted from the true pursuits in life. Anyway. I was alone, sitting on a bench or ledge in the middle of one big corridor in the mall, feeling bored and purposeless. People were shopping and doing what people do in the mall. But I was there alone. People didn't even bother coming near because they were so busy shopping. What was I even doing there?

[Top Lobster]

Great question.

[David Lee]

Oh, shit. Hey.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, let's dance. You're buying furniture, dummy.

[David Lee]

I started to get on my phone out of boredom. When I see someone reach their hand to me, I look up. It was a man whose skin was radiating golden light, so I couldn't even make out his features. But he was wearing a pure white garment covering his torso, legs and arms. And there was a bluish purple sash over his shoulder and across his torso. I knew as soon as I saw him that this was Jesus Christ. And I immediately grabbed his oh, he's capitalizing now, his hand. And got up to walk with him. No question, no thoughts to consider it. The living Jesus Christ was reaching out his hand. So let's fucking go. That's where the dream ended. Record scratch. Remember? We're going back in time years earlier. Do we have a. A record scratch?

[Top Lobster]

We don't. Something, something.

[David Lee]

Journeys of a Psychonaut Chapter one.

[Top Lobster]

This is a book?

[David Lee]

Yeah. Buckle up buckaroos. I was at a point in my life where I was a self proclaimed psychonaut. Someone who dives deep into exploring psychedelics. Yes. I believed at the time that our bodies are chemical machines that could be fixed and optimized through self engineering. At the time I kind of believed in the supernatural, but I didn't think it happened to civilized people. And I was a civilized person.

[Top Lobster]

I understand that. I understand that inclination.

[David Lee]

Like you can't have a wild trip because you wear tennis shoes.

[Top Lobster]

The supernatural world not being accept. Accessible to people who are overly civilized. Meaning like we're, we're more distracted. There is some like, thought to it, like we're more distracted with all this.

[David Lee]

All these wires, these blue lights and.

[Top Lobster]

Wires all around us for like. Yeah, we're gonna be experiencing something supernatural. Yeah, well, I mean, yes, but there's a lot of distraction, so I get it.

[David Lee]

Yeah. All right, Fair.

[Top Lobster]

Fair enough. Yeah.

[David Lee]

I was exploring the different kinds of effects that different drugs had on our bodies and I got somewhat good at modulating my mood and emotions using substances like alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, various pharmaceuticals and narcotics. Never got much into opioids, thankfully, because they made me feel weird. I started to become fascinated by the different hallucinations that the different psychedelics gave me and my friends. LSD provides primarily sensory hallucinations and focused energy with other types of hallucinations in tow. Shrooms provide primarily emotional hallucinations and playful energy with other types of hallucinations in tow. MDA provides mild friendship hallucinations and teeth grinding energy. Mda. Oh, I'm sorry. Mdma. MDA provides mild intimate hallucinations with playful feelings. Ketamine makes everything really big and intense and boosts the hallucinations of the other psychedelics. Damn, this dude's doing them in conjunction.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude.

[David Lee]

Marijuana is a downer psychedelic, but it goes out of control when mixed with other psychedelics, knocking out your ability to distinguish what is real. I don't like that feeling. I accidentally did.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go. Now we're back to core values.

[David Lee]

This is what's up. This is. This is the foundation of the show. I accidentally did K2, spice ones, spice Boys.

[Top Lobster]

Hell, yeah.

[David Lee]

And thought my friends poisoned me because my heart started going crazy and it made me paranoid. Almost called a wambulance crybaby. I dabbled for a while with meth.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God.

[David Lee]

When I was low on other stuff. Oh, so when you didn't have, like, the cool stuff, you're like, I guess I got some methylene around. And I would sometimes bump ketamine and cocaine in the same night to make my heart flutter in a fun way. Heart palpitations in a fun way. The only fun drugs I didn't try were mescaline and other research chemicals because I couldn't get my hands on them. Interesting. All right, all right, all right. Anyway, I just love, for some reason when I. Whenever they say anyway. And that goes to everybody when they go anyway. I really like that. I got my hands on the Joe Rogan drug, dmt.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, boy.

[David Lee]

DMT is the drug that essentially is a chemical in your brain that is present when you dream. It's also the main active chemical in Ayahuasca. DMT is known to give you religious hallucinations with hallucinatory personifications, meaning that it often makes you hallucinate seeing sentient. Sentient entities. Well, that's. Yeah. So is it a hallucination? But it lasts only 10 to 15 minutes, so it's sometimes called a business trip. Never heard that. That's fascinating.

[Top Lobster]

We have it up on the screen here if you want to read it from there.

[David Lee]

No, this is much better.

[Top Lobster]

I'm going to read it from the screen. Go ahead.

[David Lee]

The other psychedelics last hours and consume your day, but this one could theoretically do. You could do it a couple of times in a single bathroom break if the distinct smell of burning plastic didn't cause people to worry.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it smells like plastic. Is that what plastic time means?

[David Lee]

It's plastic time.

[Top Lobster]

I. I have a T shirt that says Plastic Time, but I haven't released it.

[David Lee]

I've never heard of anybody doing DMT on that level because, like, other drugs, you can get addicted to, but it doesn't seem like dmt. And even Mushrooms have that same component to them. Well, where, like, you don't really want to. You're like, I'm good for a while.

[Top Lobster]

What's his name did it. Jonathan from Cult of Conspiracy.

[David Lee]

He didn't seem to enjoy it. Well, I mean, he. I don't know if he.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry. No, they did it the first time. They're like, that was cool. And then they were. It was so cool. Let's do it again. And the second time he did it, he had like that weird near. Near death experience.

[David Lee]

That's right. And I've heard that if you keep doing it, the entities are like, stop showing up.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It's like, oh, so you're not invited.

[David Lee]

You've got. We. We told you some, but it's like you keep just showing up in our living room.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. We need some privacy now.

[David Lee]

There's some novelty to the first few times, but now it's really jarring that you just appear. Jerking off here. Okay, so my first experience with dmt, I closed my eyes and felt a whooshing feeling. I saw the NBC peacock logo doing its normal animation where each feather appears one by one, making a half circle. Except these ones were bright neon and they didn't stop at 5. It kept spiraling, the mass of neon feathers growing bigger and bigger with bright neon feathers, quickly crowding out my entire vision. Then they shattered and I was floating above a Mayan landscape with big golden Mayan step pyramids all over the place. Each one was essentially the same and they were next to each other so that there wasn't much jungle between them. They stretched out onto the horizon and filled the ground and I was moving over them, floating high up in the air. I realized in that moment that my physical body was staring at a window with the sun coming in. And I was curious if that had an effect on my vision, so I turned my head towards the less sunny part of the room. At that point, the vision turned dark and wet. I was in a dark cellar where the dark walls were damp and moist. Along the walls in the cellar was a weird creature. It was thin humanoid with a hammerhead shark head. It had two legs and four arms, and it was curled up in the fetal position on the floor. It looked like it could get up at any moment, so I quickly turned my physical head back towards the sunny window. I returned to seeing golden temples stretching to the horizon. And I realized I wasn't really floating over them, but I was observing them as if I was seeing it all through an airplane window. An airplane flying low and the ground moving along underneath me. In other words, I just. I knew that I wasn't actually in that realm, but I was just observing it. I came out of the experience shortly afterwards. The experience was so vivid that I believed that I actually saw a real place with golden Mayan temples. That was a big. A bit of a mind. It took me a day or so to rationalize that it wasn't just a hallucination of my mind. I didn't even consider what the hammerhead alien experience would mean if that was a real vision.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, the peacock, if you're in a Mayan temple with that peacock, could that be some form or like some visage of Quetzalcoatl?

[David Lee]

Is that the plumed serpent? I don't know. I mean, it's interesting because that sort of, like, really colorful is the aesthetic of.

[Top Lobster]

Of Mexico.

[David Lee]

Of Mexico, yeah. I don't know. That's interesting. I wonder where he actually was. Did he say where he was, like, in his own physical locality?

[Top Lobster]

No, he doesn't mention that. That's a. That's. That's the thing that I always wonder. It's like, are there thin lines between where you're currently doing this, or does your mind. I think maybe it's a mix of both. Your mind is able to travel to some of these places. But was he there actually there? Yeah, I believe so.

[David Lee]

That's why, like, whenever it comes to my, like, spooky encounters, I don't always think it's the same thing. I think it just, like, it changes because I get a different vibe a little bit from one place to the next.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[David Lee]

You know, where I had that really, like, wild dream where me and my wife and my son all saw that thing. That thing was there. They've since destroyed that building. They tore it down. I think that thing is just like. I don't think anybody else is experiencing it, or maybe it is, but. But it's in that area.

[Top Lobster]

Interesting.

[David Lee]

I don't think, like, whatever this new thing is that's with me, it's new. It feels new. Like, it doesn't feel like it. It. It knows me as well as, like, some of these other things.

[Top Lobster]

That is interesting.

[David Lee]

That is so. I feel like, you know, maybe I have holes in my game.

[Top Lobster]

A previous tenant, you're thinking?

[David Lee]

No, I don't think like a previous tenant. Like, I think it's just spirits are. They're not omnipresent. Right. So they're stuck in a locality, and they probably have to maintain some sort of proximity to whatever is they're drawing energy from. Or else they cease to exist.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's stuck in Tampa.

[David Lee]

So he's stuck in. Well, I mean. I mean, the one here at this new place. Like that, it feels totally new. Doesn't feel like some. That's been like. It's like it's been following me my entire life or anything like that. Doesn't feel. It feels. Feels new.

[Top Lobster]

So we're actually working on a interview again, part two with my aunt. She'll be coming over tomorrow. My aunt. Something, maybe, possibly something to talk about that. Something that's been following her her entire life. That would be. But we'll see.

[David Lee]

Yeah, I don't think I have any, like, direct attachments like your aunt. She seems like she has something specific that's been tailing around. I'm gonna. I'm gonna put this down. We're gonna read it from the thing. You want to take over or you gotta scroll down?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I'm gonna. I gotta read it. So this is part two. Psychonauts, part two. I tried doing DNT while laying in bed in the dark. I figured that if my mind was creating such vivid hallucinations, I could use that mechanism to figure out more about my own mind. Maybe I could consciously tap into that subconscious that we hear so much about. So I rip a few puffs of DMT vapor that smells, tastes, and feels like burning plastic. Does it? I guess it does.

[David Lee]

I. I didn't know that. I know that when I was younger that, you know, we had this idea of a DMT extraction kit. And it was like. It involved like a pretty rudimentary chemistry setup. And you had to use like, an acid that you could derive from like just citric acid, like a lemon. And. And. But you could. The main thing that you're extracting it from was. I think it's called, like phalaris, which is just the. The technical biological term for like river grass, tall grass by the riverside.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, okay.

[David Lee]

So you could extract it from that. I wouldn't have imagined that that would have ever tasted like. I mean, I never got around to doing any because I'm not a scientist, but I wouldn't have guessed that it would have tasted like plastic. That seems pretty specific to plastic.

[Top Lobster]

Seems quite synthetic. So, yeah. Side note, this is just how DMT is consumed. It's consumed in a nasty vapor that feels like burning plastic. See, he's. So he's explaining it to us. He knows that, like, we don't know what the hell this is. It feels like burning plastic vapor. That is Burning your lungs. People work up to smoking DMT by getting used to smoking weed. No pain, no gain, right? Anyway, I don't blast off that time, but I still went into a vision. There was another humanoid, but he only had two legs and two arms. What a bummer.

[David Lee]

Damn it, dude.

[Top Lobster]

But he was pale, gaunt, hairless, and his eyes were dark holes sunken into his face. His teeth were sharp. His fingers were also sharp. He looked like he could stab you or claw you with his bony, sharp fingers. He was surrounded in a bluish darkness. The background was pitch black besides some hints of dark blue. Seeing this thing gave me a lot of fear, so I immediately rationalized that this was my personified anxiety that I was meeting. Regardless, I was too scared to interact. So I left and came back to my real life thinking about. Thinking about it. At the time, I became convinced that this thing was my subconscious anxiety and that if I talked with it, I can get it to behave to my advantage instead of throwing me into a mild panic at inappropriate times.

[David Lee]

Seems like a bad idea.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude.

[David Lee]

You look at that and you go, I could talk to that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I could talk to that thing. The thing with the, you know, knives for hands. The skin walker in the corner does it.

[David Lee]

He's described basically like, Buck Naked Slender Man.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. Jeez.

[David Lee]

Not good.

[Top Lobster]

This anxiety creature seemed powerful if it could be used the right way. All right, this is. This is the dangerous person.

[David Lee]

This is the. This is the lean not on your own understanding part.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, right.

[David Lee]

This is the. The human beings are dummies part.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I figured that over time I would build up the courage to cons. Consciously interact with it, but thankfully I never got around to it. Yeah, dude, I think that that's a bad idea.

[David Lee]

Yeah. It seems I've never felt called to interact with any of the things that with me only to be like, get the out.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, leave, dog.

[David Lee]

You are ruining my sleep schedule.

[Top Lobster]

And this is, I think the problem. This is a huge mistake that my aunt. Aunts want aunties that my aunts have made. Like, like naming the entities in the house.

[David Lee]

Don't do that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, don't do that. Don't interact with them, don't name them. Don't give them a pet name. If anything, find out their name and then tell them by their name to leave.

[David Lee]

But that. That was pretty similar to how my. It's like an older generation thing because my, you know, relatives did the same thing. We would hear, you know, all kinds of crazy in the house and they would be like, oh, that's Grandma. That's this, that's that. Don't worry about it. And I know what you're doing is like, you're trying to diffuse the fear of children.

[Top Lobster]

They also. There's also like this instinct of if they know the name, like, they, they do understand that part.

[David Lee]

Yeah, right. Intuitively you understand it.

[Top Lobster]

If I know the name, then I control it. But it's not. I don't think it doesn't work like that when the name is made up, dude.

[David Lee]

Right. Yeah, but that's, you know, you. You feel some sort of. Maybe it's control, some sort of security in, like, identifying what it is. And then if. If the kids around, which is what, you know, when me and my cousins were little, we'd be like, what the is going on upstairs? And they'd be like, oh, it's Grandma. She passed away, but she's still up there with us and didn't feel like.

[Top Lobster]

Grandma need an explanation for this stuff. And I, I get it, but, man, you're in some dark territory here, so. All right, so part three. I started a party with some friends who I convinced to try dmt. And we would party, then party, then come back to my place and smoke DMT and share our experiences. At some point, I was able to get my hands on a decent amount of dmt. I never sold drugs, so I didn't have to worry about. About much. I didn't have to worry much about running out, but sometimes people will come hang out just to give it a try. One friend I had was a legitimately good friend of mine, but he wasn't always partying when I wanted to because he was more of a stoner, not into the uppers like I was. Another friend was into uppers and he seemed to always be partying. I met him through another friend, and right after meeting him, I jokingly dared him to take an unknown Ecstasy pill I found in my wallet. And he did. Side note, Ecstasy pills are essentially an unknown chemical cocktail of mdma, mda, amphetamines, methamphetamine, and maybe even painkillers can confirm.

[David Lee]

Every single time I used to. I used to do a lot of ecstasy and every time I did, it was a different experience.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. Wow. Okay. Yeah, it's just some dude in their, you know, in their closet making this. Yep. Man, that's. That seems dangerous. We're actually going to have XG on the show.

[David Lee]

Oh, yeah. We're gonna do ecstasy with him.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, I will not. But I. I intend on asking him a lot of these questions. Yeah, like, why are you still doing this?

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You really think that me and you look alike like that?

[David Lee]

Which is true. I mean, that's not really a question, but yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. All right. So, all right. They could last for four to eight hours. You don't really know. Essentially, ecstasy pills are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. So I would sometimes get them, but I hardly ever took them because I don't like not knowing what to expect. But this guy took one at like 2am I went home shortly after, not trying to be awake all night. Let's continue the story. Anyway, I was chilling with my good friend doing dmt. We saw things in my room come to life. He said my dresser started to eat him. But I saw my walls and closet stand guard over my bed, protecting me. They seem to form eyes and a mouth like stoic sentinels. My friend thought it was funny that my furniture. Hey, hey. Tried to eat him.

[David Lee]

Let's dance. Let's dance.

[Top Lobster]

So it was a good time. I wondered if there was something to guardian angels seeing my wall look like a sentinel. Another time, the good friend I blasted off into the clouds with and met some humanoids with geometric shapes for heads. This is just a crit. This is a story about this guy getting high?

[David Lee]

Pretty much.

[Top Lobster]

I wonder if it leads anywhere, Nancy.

[David Lee]

I don't know. I mean, what is she supposed to. She's not supposed to spoil it for us, right? Yeah, well, she might be saying things, but we've covered the chat with this gigantic wall of text we really can't see. Oh, there they are.

[Top Lobster]

She said nothing.

[David Lee]

Not exactly a regulated compound. Agreed, Jin.

[Top Lobster]

All right, well, here we go. The thing about DMT is that if you're drinking heavily, you won't have any visions. So there were a number of times we would come back from partying and none of us would get a vision.

[David Lee]

Wait, I think we. We. No, no, you gotta go back up. You skipped it. I don't know. It's a pretty wild paragraph.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. So I had. There was a purple headed triangle thing and it was holding a set of weighing scales. As the other Shapling stood behind it. I began to wonder what it was trying to tell me. Probably about justice. But I came down from the clouds and returned. I figured that I wasn't starting. That I was starting to get better at trying to communicate with these things. I think that time the good friend was unable to get visions. The thing about DMT is when you're drinking heavily, you don't have any visions. So there were a number of times we would come back from partying and none of us would get visions. Drinking often had. Often has that side effect on psychedelics, dulling the psychedelic effect. I guess that uneventful is better than bad. Still, it's a waste of chemicals.

[David Lee]

I wonder if it.

[Top Lobster]

If it.

[David Lee]

So is there any effect then I'd be curious in knowing that it's like if you're not having hallucination has to change the way your mind is functioning or your perception or anything like that.

[Top Lobster]

Well, because he's describing a couple things here. He's describing hallucinations, visions and then blasting off and I think blasting off being the highest level. Hallucinations being like mid and. Or visions being above that. I'm not sure. I'm not sure exactly where he's putting that. But it also sounds similar to your case here where when you're. When you're drinking it just kind of dulls this. These receptors for you.

[David Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's interesting because I don't remember my dreams when I drink. And that's when your body is producing dimethyltryptamine, so that kind of backs that up. And I'm a scientist, so check that out.

[Top Lobster]

There you go.

[David Lee]

There you go.

[Top Lobster]

Now you know.

[David Lee]

Now you know.

[Top Lobster]

The party. The party friend and I started to hang out more during a rougher time in my life. I was going through a bad relationship and then I was going through a breakup. My other party friends were hardly well, supportive beyond doing more substances. The sexual hookups with party girls were just as unfulfilling, even if they were pretty cool party girls. Well, this party friend of mine was always down to party and he was always partying with different people. He started calling me by a different name because there was a weird situation at his place that made him think I was someone else. The does that mean that's weird?

[David Lee]

It seems. It seems like it's a pretty innocuous event. Like he must have just thought somebody else came into the and he was like, yo, what up? And then it ended up not being him and he was like, oh, it's you, but I'm gonna keep calling you. That's what it seems. He seems innocuous. It doesn't seem like a particularly.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so we start. Yeah, so he started calling me another name by another name as a joke. Well, we came back from partying probably around 2am a bit wet from the rain. And he was with a girl. She didn't want to do any dmt, but he did. We decided to go hard on this one. So we dim the lights, we lit a scented candle, and we put on a Spongel record. I'm sorry, a Spongel record that had really intense, mystical, psychedelic music. I don't play Spongel records often because it's really weird. Yeah, unless you're tripping hard. If you want to know the vibe of Spongel, listen to the divine Moment of Truth by Sponge. I think she put something down here for us. Oh, there is a link.

[David Lee]

Oh, it's over ten minutes long. Well, no, we're not gonna be doing that. No spangle for us, dude. Yeah, okay, we're getting close to the end here.

[Top Lobster]

All right, whatever. So we both blast. Oh, shit, someone's screaming in here. We both blast off and I completely lose consciousness. I don't remember how long I was out, but I started to come to.

[David Lee]

Oh, the children are here and are here. The children have arrived.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. They have to get them out of the room. Yes, that's right. We're going to be wrapping up here in just a minute, guys. I first felt myself in a cold sweat. Then I heard weird demonic chanting and it kept repeating. My heart starts to pound and quickly. Pound quickly and finally get to my. Get my eyes to open. The candle is still lit, the lights are still dimmed. My party friend is seemingly unconscious, and his lady friend is just on her phone now staring at me. The demonic chanting is still playing. Is the demonic chanting coming from Spongel?

[David Lee]

I have no idea.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what the hell this guy. Where? He just. He just heard it.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so it's just going on, but it's coming from the record player. The record is literally skipping endlessly over a dark, deep mystical chant. I reiterate that for the record, that the record kept skipping back to the same few second demonic chant. I felt a deep, dark presence in my room. So I quickly got up. I turned on the lights as my party friend came back to consciousness. I told him that his lady friend, I told. I told him and his lady friend that I'm not feeling well because I had some bad, bad vibes. And I said that we can have one last cigarette, but they needed to leave. Over a year later, after I was given a second chance at life by God, I stopped hanging out with the party friend. But I ran into him at the bar. While I was with my new fiance, party friend was with new people as always. But he was covertly trying to separate me from my fiance. What I mean is that he started talking to me and then his friends started talking with my fiance in a separate conversation. Then he positioned himself between us so that I could not talk directly with my fiance. This is a common tactic used by guys to separate a single girl from her annoying friends. Knowing what was going on, I was able to grab my fiance, come up with a reason why we should leave quickly and pleasant as pleasantly as possible. She didn't notice him trying to separate her from me, but later told me that she sensed a dark energy about my party friend. My fiance is. Was a Christian. Is. Was.

[David Lee]

Well, was at the time and currently is. It's backwards.

[Top Lobster]

But she pretty much never talked about people's energy. I don't think I really saw that party friend since. That's. Yeah, that's interesting. That is an interesting story. Yeah, there's something dark about some of these people that I was like looking through my Facebook page and it'll give you like people that you're friends with. I don't look at Facebook anymore, but I have a new one because I was banned. So it's suggesting me friends from my past and people that I'm looking, I'm like, oh, look at this guy. And it has like, a lot of these people have or had that same dark.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Energy. And I'm just like one dude, he's a, he's a drummer. And I saw his name and I was like, well, I haven't thought about this guy in years. But when I saw his picture, I just, I got this like, dark. And I was like, scroll. Don't open that door ever again. And it's just one of the people that he's nice enough guy but like.

[David Lee]

It'S, it's kind of crazy that I, that I came out the way that I did because I spent my time around like this shit. And I get it. It's. There's nothing that these fast people that are just moving fast, people that are doing a lot of drugs.

[Top Lobster]

Danger parties.

[David Lee]

Yeah, a lot of danger parties. A lot of really close calls and horrifying moments. And it's like, I understand the, the allure of it because there's nothing that prepares you for what these things do. You know, if you do decide to like engage and do some sort of drugs or something, you're going to have an experience that there's no, there's no writing that is going to accurately convey that experience to you. Nothing outside of first hand experience is going to make you understand what that's like. And then when you do have it, it's like you kicked open the door to a whole new world. And then it's like, you know, it's. It's not like this. Or at least for me, it was never like this fiending to do these things. It was like, yo, on the other side of this, there's a fascinating experience that like, each time I do it, I. I have something profound happen.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

You know, and so without. Without any other way to convey that experience. When you have it, it's. It's alluring. You end up doing it again and again. And so, you know, I. I understand. I don't think these people are inherently bad, but it's like, what you don't realize is while you're doing it, there's this. There's typically a throwing off of like, moral concerns, moral fabric of your. Of your typical everyday life.

[Top Lobster]

You know what's weird? This is. Have you ever been to Coney Island?

[David Lee]

No.

[Top Lobster]

No. Okay. Well, that's. Yeah, that's a. I wouldn't.

[David Lee]

I wouldn't go there. Yeah. I wouldn't go there if you paid me to go there.

[Top Lobster]

There's a place in Coney island called Seagate. It's at the very bottom tip of the peninsula of Coney Island. Coney Island's like a penis shaped.

[David Lee]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Island. And at the very, very bottom, you can kind of cut it right where the foreskin.

[David Lee]

Interesting. A lot of Jews in Coney island, right?

[Top Lobster]

No, a lot of blacks. But Seagate is a private community. It's like where the cut is. This is actually.

[David Lee]

Oh, I've been there before. That's a nice place.

[Top Lobster]

It looks nice.

[David Lee]

It looks nice.

[Top Lobster]

This is where my first house was. The apartment, the cousin that you spoke to, where they lived. They lived right inside of this gate.

[David Lee]

Yeah, we. We went walking through there as like poor people looking around.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I mean, you could. Yeah, there's like a lot of nice houses.

[David Lee]

You can see a lot of nice houses. Exactly.

[Top Lobster]

That's exactly what people walk in the streets there. Because it's like the rules are different once you get into Seagate. The rules are they have their own police. But it is a very like Jewish community. And I've never really correlated, like it's orthodox Jewish. I never correlated the amount of supernatural haunted that goes on there. Just. I'm just speaking about my house and my old house, a friend's house that had also hauntings in it that I knew about in there, but everybody that I knew from, like when I'm scrolling Facebook, all these people from my old life that went to these danger parties, the ones that Ended up in rehab. The ones that were just, like, in a dark place, addicted to drugs. I used to hang out with these people, and something in me always, like, screamed to get away. And I was kind of, like, outcast because I would, like, they. They'd go do things, and I'll. I'll hang out with them and I'll do stuff to a certain point, but after a while, I'm just like, gotta go. I gotta go. And they're like, this guy's not cool. This. You know, like, to my cousins, they're.

[David Lee]

Like, this guy doesn't want to do Fentanyl.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, your cousin's not cool. Like, he's not playing, like, the knockout game with, like. They were like. Like choking. I know exactly what that is. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not huffing computer chips. I'm not.

[David Lee]

Oh, we did a lot of duster. We did a lot of duster. We did a lot of ecstasy. We smoked some spice.

[Top Lobster]

This is what these guys were doing there. But, like, in this community, in this Seagate community, this is actually where Jeffrey Epstein's from.

[David Lee]

Oh, snap. Really?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

We're just walking around his neighborhood going, look at how nice it is.

[Top Lobster]

Imagine living here at all. This is a synagogue in it. It's like. It's. It's. It's. It's a weird.

[David Lee]

I mean, in our defense, we only saw the beachside houses.

[Top Lobster]

No, they're nice. They're super nice.

[David Lee]

They are like old architecture.

[Top Lobster]

They're. Well, they're on stills now because they got knocked down by Hurricane Sandy, rebuilt and all that stuff. It's a nice, rich area, but it is a heavily Jewish area. It's filled with darkness, man. Like, everybody that I know that comes from there is either. I mean, you spoke to my cousin. Oh, yeah.

[David Lee]

She's all up.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's all up. Everyone else, their life is, like, kind of gone sideways in a way. Like, even my. The one that I went out to, the best man to my wedding, I don't think you've met him. I went out to the steakhouse with them recently. Like, he ended up hanging out in this crew. And it was weird because, like, me and him were tight when we were younger, and then he was hanging out with other kids, and I went to the Seagate crew for a while. And then he came in to the Seagate crew, and I was just like. That was. At the time, was like, I'm leaving. Like. Like, we were.

[David Lee]

That's interesting.

[Top Lobster]

He was smoking weed. And this is my best friend yeah. And he. He didn't. Wouldn't smoke, do any drugs. And he gets into this crew and I'm like peeling away from it, and it's like we just switch. And I. I get out of it and he's in it and his. It's not that his life is, like, destroyed, but like, he's very much like, in this sort of thing, facing the wrong direction. Fast friends, you know, gonna start a business, gonna do this with this guy, some random person. I don't think he's doing drugs, that much drugs anymore, but it's just like, it's not a good crowd.

[David Lee]

It's a weird place to get caught up because it's like, I remember what the constant was. Weed. And then the second constant was alcohol. And then. So that was like every single day. Every single day, all day. That's the baseline. And then on top of that, it was like, could have a weekend where it was like, oh, you're gonna do ecstasy, or something like that. And then there was times where, like, you couldn't get weed for whatever reason, so you go and steal duster cans from. Or you'd go to, you know, do robo tripping or something like that. But it was this constant state of the whole hang was to get up.

[Top Lobster]

Yep.

[David Lee]

It'd be like getting together and being like, how are we gonna do it today? That was it. Every single time. And you know, a lot of people don't pull out of that. I watched a lot of my friend. Not watched them personally, like, in the room, but a lot of people that I. You grew up with, they're dead. Did you know they did fentanyl and whatever, and they're. They're gone now. It's like, that was the progression, man.

[Top Lobster]

I wonder how many of these dudes are dead. I'm sure quite a few, but it's just like, it's. It's one of those things was like, as I see them, I'm like, just not gonna open that book, right? Gonna. Not gonna look there again because it's like just pure dark. I almost ended up in the high school with them. Like, so there was Brooklyn Tech High School, and I wanted to be. I was in a. A veterinary program for my. For Lincoln High School.

[David Lee]

You're gonna be a vet tech?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I was. I wanted to be a veterinarian, so I went. I went to that high school on purpose, but I was zoned to a different one, and the one I was zoned to, all the kids from Seagate went there, and all of them Ended up in. In rehab by the time, you know.

[David Lee]

That'S how it goes.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, let's. Let's just finish reading that story and then.

[David Lee]

Oh, that was done.

[Top Lobster]

Wrap it up.

[David Lee]

I was trying to see the chat.

[Top Lobster]

A little bit more. Yes. They're not saying anything important. That's true. All right. Anyway, I figured that's enough for one email. It was. Next time I'll talk about how the enemy tried to snuff out my life, but God saved me and gave me a second chance. All glory to God the Father and to his glorious son, the living Christ Jesus of Nazareth. Nazareth Yeshua Messiah, the resurrected King of Kings. Keep doing what God is calling you to do and stay strong against those who deny the resurrected Messiah or his divinity. We know demons are real because we've seen them. I know Jesus is real because I've seen him multiple times and so have other people I know. Speaking of which, I know by several accounts that Jesus shows up to heal people of deep trauma, even satanic ritual abuse and trauma based mind control. If you want to reach out to me, I'd love to connect you with ministers who work with Jesus to heal people of trauma based mind control. I think that would be pretty cool.

[David Lee]

That would be pretty cool.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I'd love to talk about that via NDS Chronicles, but I currently don't have permission to out the ministers to broad Internet audiences. Okay, thanks, Paul. All right. Yeah, I think.

[David Lee]

Thank you, Paul.

[Top Lobster]

That would be. That would be interesting. I think what we're doing now as we're moving into this, like more or obviously we're in person. We've got some equipment, we're fancy.

[David Lee]

We're kind of a big deal now.

[Top Lobster]

We're kind of cool. But we're gonna take. We have plans to take this stuff on the road and on the road, I mean, like, pretty local. We've got. There's a coffee shop there.

[David Lee]

Yeah, yeah. We're gonna start doing like, not just IRL stuff, but stuff. I mean, you already kind of broke the seal on that doing the documentary and. And then of course doing Bohemian Grove. But we're going to continue that in a big way.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And I think the people that we will meet and have access to just do that. I think the coffee shop might be a big deal. And the people. Yeah, we'll get a hardwire soon. But the people we meet and will have access to are people like Paul is talking about here. There's like, you know, all walks of life. Very interesting.

[David Lee]

Kensington Avenue.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

Just talk to people like what do you see when you're on that dog?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude. You can hear some stuff. Yeah. But I'm excited to bring that, that this next chapter of NDS Chronicles. NDS Chronicles. Like IRL to you guys because I feel like we're going to be maybe opening up some, hopefully some good doors and giving some more testimony and experiences of people.

[David Lee]

And a coffee shop.

[Top Lobster]

And a coffee shop.

[David Lee]

We're gonna open up a coffee shop only so that we have an excuse to make a coffee shop and, and a studio in the back of it. And then we're gonna interview all the coffeegoers. Like, what do you think about the Nephilim?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee]

And be like, I just came here for a cup of coffee.

[Top Lobster]

Coffee in the front, business in the back.

[David Lee]

That's it.

[Top Lobster]

That's it.

[David Lee]

We have big plans. Big dreams, guys. Thank you to everybody who, if you have a thing that you want to submit, by the way, big dreams, baby. Big dreams at the bottom of the screen here. Chronicles NDS at Gmail. Send us some stuff because we just plowed through a bunch of our work and now we don't have a whole lot.

[Top Lobster]

That's right.

[David Lee]

Thank you guys.

[Top Lobster]

We still have milk as well. See, milk is.

[David Lee]

Milk is dongus.

[Top Lobster]

Soon next time we do this. But until then, close up on me, Nancy. Don't forget to obey, submit and comply. The greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade them that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see because they'll thin face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening. And they have.