179: CE-5 & Binaural Beats: Telepathic Contact with Bigfoot? w/ Reality Czars

Summary

Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad Episode 179: CE-5 & Binaural Beats: Telepathic Contact with Bigfoot? w/ Reality Czars
Release Date: July 8, 2025

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Introduction

In Episode 179 of Nephilim Death Squad, hosts TopLobsta Productions delve into the intriguing intersections of CE-5 (Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind), binaural beats, and the elusive phenomenon of Bigfoot. Joined by guest Reality Czars, Nate and Thomas, the episode navigates through a blend of conspiracy theories, personal anecdotes, and discussions on modern cryptozoology.

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Understanding CE-5 and Binaural Beats

[08:34] Steven Moon: "CE5 meditation to call in Bigfoot. We're using Stephen Greer's binaural beats..."

The conversation kicks off with an exploration of CE-5 protocols, which involve human-initiated attempts to communicate with extraterrestrial beings. Steven Moon introduces the concept of using binaural beats—a form of soundwave therapy—to facilitate telepathic connections, not just with aliens but intriguingly with Bigfoot as well. The idea posits that specific frequencies can open channels for interdimensional or psychic communication.

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Bigfoot's Evolution in Modern Context

[09:13] Steven Moon: "Why do we even care about Bigfoot in 2025? How has he not been phased out with so many other belief systems with, like, technology?"

Reality Czars discuss the enduring relevance of Bigfoot in contemporary society, suggesting that Bigfoot symbolizes a return to nature amidst technological saturation. They theorize that Bigfoot represents an archetype that becomes more significant as humanity distances itself from natural environments. The hosts also touch upon the adaptability of Bigfoot in modern narratives, maintaining its presence even as discussions shift to portals, aliens, and paranormal activities.

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Genetic Manipulation and Cryptid Creation

[13:44] Thomas: "Creation or like a DNA manipulation of early monkey and alien..."

The discussion delves into the possibility that Bigfoot and other cryptids are products of genetic experiments, potentially linking back to ancient myths like the Nephilim. The Reality Czars speculate that these creatures could be altered versions of humans or hybrids resulting from extraterrestrial interventions, aligning with biblical narratives of genetic breeding programs.

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Historical and Mythological Connections

[14:24] David Lee Corbo: "What are some of those freakier... like the resurrection chamber of Gilgamesh..."

The hosts draw parallels between Bigfoot and various mythological beings across different cultures, such as gnomes, dwarves, and the legendary figures from Greek and Buddhist traditions. They explore how these entities might share common origins or represent similar archetypal energies, suggesting a universal presence of the "wild man" across civilizations.

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Experiences and Anecdotes

[68:45] Top Lobster: "We were doing C5 meditations to call him Bigfoot... we saw an eye, and he was staring at us."

Reality Czars share personal experiences involving CE-5 meditations aimed at contacting Bigfoot. They recount a meditation session where participants collectively visualized an eye belonging to Bigfoot, receiving a telepathic warning to change their direction. These anecdotes serve to illustrate the perceived responsiveness and intelligence of Bigfoot within their communication attempts.

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Upcoming Events and Community Engagement

[63:24] David Lee Corbo: "We're trying to go to Moon Lake... August 14th through 16th in Deutschesne, Utah."

The episode concludes with an announcement of an upcoming event at Moon Lake, Utah—a hotspot renowned for cryptid and UFO sightings. TopLobsta invites listeners and content creators to join the meetup, emphasizing the opportunity to engage directly with the subjects of their discussions. The hosts express excitement about gathering firsthand experiences to further their research and community involvement.

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Notable Quotes

• Steven Moon [09:13]: "Why do we even care about Bigfoot in 2025? How has he not been phased out with so many other belief systems with, like, technology?"

• Top Lobster [13:44]: "So, I mean, everybody's seen the Liver King dude, and tell me he's not, like, hearkening back to something. Yeah. Prehistoric. And he's basically Bigfoot."

• Reality Czars [68:45]: "We all saw an eye, and he was giving us scary. Like, basically, we were like. We were near Mount Hood."

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Conclusion

Episode 179 of Nephilim Death Squad offers a comprehensive exploration of the enigmatic world of Bigfoot through the lenses of CE-5 communication and binaural beats. By intertwining personal experiences, mythological references, and speculative theories on genetic manipulation, TopLobsta Productions and Reality Czars create a multifaceted narrative that both intrigues and challenges listeners. The anticipation of upcoming events like the Moon Lake meetup further fosters community engagement, inviting enthusiasts to actively participate in unfolding the mysteries surrounding Bigfoot.

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Note: This summary purposefully omits repetitive advertising segments and non-content dialogues to focus on the substantive discussions of the episode.

Transcript

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[Nate]

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[Thomas]

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[David Lee Corbo]

We are being hypnotized by people like this. Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely oh yeah, dude, there's some Nephilim. It's like we all know what's going down but no one's saying what happens to the home of the brave Take controlness Now when no one's talking about how they made us want to be slaves and everybody's just walking around heading the clouds I won't awaken to a dead in the grave but then it's too late we need to be ready to raise up welcome to the end of day Everybody is slaves. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in the man. Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven that is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. Before we get into today's guest, a little reminder that this is a 30 minute preview only. Sometime around the 30 minute mark we'll be going live exclusively to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad where you can continue enjoying an ad free viewing experience, gaining access to to our substantial backlog of content and also.

[Thomas]

What are you laughing? What's the joke?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a lot of 2524 episodes or something like that. That's how far we are ahead for the Patreon members. So there's a lot of stuff there that a lot of people haven't seen.

[Thomas]

I like to say that we're ahead. Yeah, it's nice to say we're ahead, not behind.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's right. Yeah, we're. We're outpacing ourselves, which is. I mean, that's. That's remarkable.

[Thomas]

It just means we are dropping the ball. But that's.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's all it means, guys. But you can also go there and subscribe for the $10 tier. And if you do that, you'll gain access to two days. That's 12 hours worth of footage of unedited raw video from Bohemian Grove, the event that will surely come back to bite us in the ass in the near future once the Jews see what we've done. If that's interesting to you, patreon.com interesting.

[Thomas]

To you, if blood libel and retribution is interesting to you, go ahead on over to Bohemian Grove or patreon.com and check that out. David, introduce our guests.

[David Lee Corbo]

Very rude of you joining us once again and. And pretty rapidly this time, because it turns out the last subject we spoke with them about was a lot denser than we gave credence to. And so we had to do it for a second time. It's the boys of Reality czars, Nate and Thomas, the paranoid American guys. Before we get into it, let's tell everybody where they can find your work. We'll start with Nate. All right, man.

[Top Lobster]

You can follow us at Reality Stars. We're anywhere and everywhere on the social medias and all that fun stuff. You can support us if you want to get real weird. If you like, like, weird Omegle stuff that me and Top were talking about earlier. You can go to Schizo News Network slash Patreon, and you can find that's where we do the real wild and fun stuff. But if you want to get into the Cryptids and you're not as much of a psycho as, you know, whatever, then go follow us at Reality Stars and listen to us on Spotify and all that fun stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

Awesome. Before we go to Thomas, I just want to say that I know you talked to Top a little bit about it. What you guys are doing over there at Schizo News Network, that's actually dangerous for those of you who fancy yourselves.

[Thomas]

Thank you. I'm glad you agree, because I told him that, too.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, this is. This is actually dangerous content. Like, I mean, there's people in Israel looking you up right now.

[Thomas]

I don't want to encourage it almost. I kind of. I got. Because I'm like. I'm like, hey, very funny. Dangerous. Like, what you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Something to behold, though. Something to behold. And also what you've done is you've. You've put a spotlight on sweet, sweet Amon Rat, who is one of the more talented people that I. That I just. On my radar recently. You guys are doing something very scary over there.

[Thomas]

You've also made us look like, like, huge faggots.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, dude. I look like. We look like bitches. Thanks a lot, guys. Now we have to step up our antisemitism. Steven Moon map.

[Thomas]

Yeah, please, Thomas, go ahead and plug.

[David Lee Corbo]

Man.

[Thomas]

I'm sorry that. Sorry we got so serious there.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Steven Moon]

I mean, aside from all. Yeah, I got paranoidamerican.com if you want to see what my Viacom Disney military programming has sort of instilled on me and grown up with. I've just been doing my best to regurgitate it out in a way that's productive to society as opposed to the tens of thousands I've probably led to the destruction and killing of. And speaking of, man, I feel like the next time I come on Nephilim Death Squad, you guys got to give me, like, that fifth punch in my card, which gets me onto the ADL website.

[David Lee Corbo]

No.

[Steven Moon]

Isn't that how this works?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, you are right there, actually. I think you've jumped the line, considering that you held down the entire merch department at Bohemian Grove. I got to apologize for not saying goodbye to you that day because we were flying by the seat of our pants to such an extent that I had to get out, run to a restaurant and tell them, I swear to God, people are coming. Please don't shut this down. It was like a restaurant that closed at 10:30, and the event ended at, you know, 1005 or something like that. So I never got to say goodbye. But thank you, and thank Donut for holding down the fort and making the. The merch experience something really awesome for all the dangerous retards who came out.

[Steven Moon]

To Bohemian Grove to literally profit off of pain and suffering of others.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right?

[Steven Moon]

So that's what we like to merchandise and. And turn in the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, man. And I. I say it to people. You. What you are is basically like the Toys R Us of conspiracy. So you make all of the things that all of the people that, you know, absorb. Conspiracy content, number one, wish they could make, and number two, wish they had access to. You're making it all and you're doing an awesome job. So it's a, it's.

[Steven Moon]

I appreciate it. One of my. My longest all time friends, Dr. Narco Longo, said that I was Truth Movement.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah, that's. That's a good way of putting it, I suppose. Shout out Dr. Narco Longo. He was gonna come there, but he said that there was somebody that he just didn't want to. He didn't want to bump into anybody or something like that. I don't know what it was. Oh yeah. I actually have mine right here as well. This Illuminati Secrets VHS and the stuff.

[Thomas]

That'S in it is nuts. I was like. My kids were looking through it. I was like, don't touch that stuff. Occult Calendar.

[Steven Moon]

I love the equivalent of the Mickey Mantle rookie card. Would you?

[Thomas]

No, no, dude, it's crazy. It's nuts. I mean, just the, the level of. And the variety of merch that you are getting in here. Stickers. I don't know what this is. A keychain to a room 237.

[Steven Moon]

That's a Stanley Kubrick reference.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'll tell you what, Thomas is, is got such talent that he would almost 100% certainty he would be successful in any other place besides the. The handicap. Yeah, exactly. Like if you weren't in the conspiracy realm, you'd be a millionaire right now. You'd run your own toy store or collectible store or something like that. But instead you said, how do I make. How do I take this talent and make my life very difficult liability.

[Steven Moon]

Yeah, exactly.

[David Lee Corbo]

So guys, the. Oh, there we go. Those, those two cards, I was handing this out, those are from the last bohemian girl.

[Steven Moon]

They're all over the place. Look at these things are worldwide at this point, you guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's what I'm hoping for.

[Steven Moon]

Popping Raven trading cards in Australia right now.

[David Lee Corbo]

So. So last time we were here, we. We talked quite a bit about Bigfoot and his big pink tuning fork. And. And I know that there is a lot that we left on the table in regards to Bigfoot because there is so much. I don't remember where we left it off. Do we do. Do any of you guys have a launching pad for this conversation?

[Top Lobster]

Yes, kind of. And sorta. And then I was also trying to like speed watch our last one to make sure that I didn't like repeat the same shit. But I'm not 100% sure. So some of the shit might get double repeated. I don't know. But that's fair.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fair.

[Top Lobster]

But anyways, Thomas where do we want to get started? We want to start with a modern day.

[Steven Moon]

Yeah, I mean, I usually like to start modern and go backwards and then loop back around modern because there's so many different ways we could apply all this. So, like, the biggest one, I guess, is why do we even care about Bigfoot in 2025? How has he not been phased out with so many other belief systems with, like, technology? And we got AI So what. What role does Bigfoot have in a world with AI? And I think that in part is because he represents a return to nature the same way that he did a thousand years ago or 2,000 years ago. So if anything, this motif, this archetype of Bigfoot becomes more relevant to the farther away from nature we sort of put ourselves. And I think.

[David Lee Corbo]

Funny when you ju position that against that meme, return to monkey.

[Steven Moon]

Well, I mean, Nate was. We were talking last night about some of the newer theories, and one of those newer theories is that Bigfoot is just the. The same animal that humans are before the aliens came and mutated the DNA or whatever. Yeah. Approved, you know, know, way of describing that and that it. It literally represents a fork in the road. So returning to Bigfoot might actually just mean, like, returning to pre DNA manipulation.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, everybody's seen the Liver King dude, and tell me he's not, like, hearkening back to something. Yeah. Prehistoric. And he's basically Bigfoot.

[David Lee Corbo]

At this point, something is. Is severely wrong with the Liver King.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what his goddamn eyeballs.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, you know what it is? I forgot who it was. I was watching something and they were like, oh, he's definitely on drugs. Apparently he slapped himself in the eye with the resistance band. And he did this like a number of months ago. It broke and it hit him in the eye. And then ever since then, he's had one big pupil and one little pupil. I don't. I don't know how real that is, but I'm rooting for him. I am rooting for him. I'm hoping that he hurts Joe Rogan. Not because I dislike Joe Rogan, just because Elon Musk says the most entertaining outcome is the likeliest outcome. And the Liver King standing over Joe Rogan's corpse triumphantly is. It's not something I want, but it is the most entertaining outcome.

[Top Lobster]

Eating Joe Rogan's liver, Joe Rogan's liver.

[David Lee Corbo]

On live television, on an Instagram live.

[Top Lobster]

Feed, is definitely give you godlike powers.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm not sure either that or it could make you telepathically communicate with dolphins because I swear that's really what the float tanks are actually about. He's not. He's not meditating on, you know, his accomplishments. He's. He's jerking off dolphins and thinking about them. So. So, yeah, I mean, there is this kind of return to. And I guess that's something that people long for right now in this age of AI and in this age of technology. It's all gotten so tiresome. Maybe that's why he's still relevant. But it also seems like Bigfoot is constantly, like, reinventing himself. I don't know if he's doing it, but, you know, we talked about in the last episode, these transitions where Bigfoot somehow remains part of the conversations, even if the conversation goes to portals, even if it goes to aliens and UFOs. You know, the missing 411 cases with. With David Polity. I think Bigfoot is at the heart of those theories. I'm not saying he's doing it, but he's certainly on everybody's mind when people go missing in national parks. So it is interesting that he's managed to, you know, maintain relevancy.

[Thomas]

Well, I like, I like that idea that Thomas kind of let off with him being.

[Nate]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Nate]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Nate]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Nate]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Nate]

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[David Lee Corbo]

Shh. They're here.

[Thomas]

A creation or like a DNA manipulation of early monkey and alien. Because that's exactly. I mean, even though it sounds science, like sci fi stuff, it's kind of what we think too. When we're talking about biblical stuff, we're talking about nephilim. That's directly in line with this, this genetic breeding program. And how far did it stretch? Well, you've got dog man, you've got Bigfoot, you've got, you know, dolphin would. Sorry, Donut.

[David Lee Corbo]

Would.

[Thomas]

Would be all over the dolphins and things like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

So.

[Thomas]

Yeah, that's right there in line. But big seems to be the origin of it. Like one of the first.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So, I mean, I guess in my thoughts I would kind of more consider Bigfoot, the hominid that was originally found. So he's like the original man. And we are those experiments. Like, that's kind of what I'm thinking. Like we're the alien godlike, but there. But we are the perfected. Being human is a perfected being from those experiments. And there was a lot of like, homunculus, like freaky fucking monsters, AKA Lilith and what came out of that magical. There's some real freaky stuff, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, let's talk about some of those freakier. I mean, I know this is a Bigfoot conversation, but I know, for example, there was a, an island that was inhabited by little tiny creatures, like, you could almost call them like gnomes or maybe somewhere in between gnomes and dwarves, halflings. But they were said to be Zeus's offspring, which is interesting because we kind of put Zeus in that fallen angel category. And you would think that any offspring of Zeus would be like some considerable demigod, Right? Like a Perseus or something like that, or a Hercules. But within Greek mythology, there's this island of little tiny people that they say are the offspring of Zeus. And so then does that give some sort of connection to other cryptids like gnomes and shit?

[Steven Moon]

I mean, that's actually where I know Nate wanted to end this up. Anyway. We can just skip right to that because that's interesting. I guess the, the segue is that when you get back around going through all the historical versions of Bigfoot, then you start getting into like, the ethereal versions. And, and one of the ideas that we were kicking back and forth was that the Patterson Gimlin footage, maybe that was part psyop, so that now if you're ever looking for a Bigfoot or you're expecting to see a Bigfoot, you kind of have a predicted version of it's going to be this big dude in a, in a monkey suit or a female in like a big gorilla suit out in the woods, and if that's what your mental model is, you completely bypass what Bigfoot might actually be. And one of those, those places where all these different ideas coalesce is that you might go to say, like a paranormal convention, and you'll get one person there that believes in ghosts and you'll get a person there that believes in like, Sort of evil spirits, but they scoff at ghosts. One that believes in aliens and doesn't believe any of this, and then the Bigfoot guy. And unless all four of those people are willing to admit that we might all be talking about the exact same thing, then it's really hard to sort of pieces together. But once if you were that open minded and you're like, okay, maybe what you're seeing as a ghost, that person sees as a Bigfoot and that person sees as an alien. Now it's not that much of a walk to go from that into fairies and into other sort of these like interdimensional creatures, which I think that Bigfoot might just be like a, like a stand in for.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So a couple of years ago, that's when we made our first Bigfoot documentary. And I remember we had some connections with some of the big wigs, some of the dudes you see on tv, the big Bigfoot hunters and stuff. And the second that we mentioned that we thought he might be interdimensional or have some sort of psychic connection, they scoffed and told us to go ourselves.

[David Lee Corbo]

How long ago was that?

[Top Lobster]

So that was about two and a half years ago. Okay. And that was if you were mentioning that he might be anything other than flesh and blood, they were like, go yourself.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

They didn't want to hear about it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Landscape has changed tremendously in, in two and a half years.

[Top Lobster]

I think so. Yeah. I think that a lot of people and dude, I honestly, like, I'm not patting myself on the back. I think some things that we are putting in the lexicon and some other folks are putting in the lexicon, the young cryptozoologists that are really have their feet on the ground are, are really open to these ideas, dude, because I think this is like hearkening back to like, like, deal. This is one giant phenomena. And we are, we. This is one thing, dude. It's a trickster entity. There's all this telepathic communication. This is one thing that's interesting because.

[David Lee Corbo]

We, I, I don't, I don't know how much we talked about in the last episode, but we did speak with Nathaniel Gillis who calls it the phenomenon. And he talks about how, you know, there was a time in history where it took on how he puts it, horns and hooves. Right. Like that kind of a demonic visage. And, and then it's, it's, you know, morphed over time. And it brings to mind that idea of Crowley's talking to Lamb and Lamb is saying, actually, I don't know if he's saying it or if Crowley saying it, but there's this quote that comes out of that interaction where it's like they called us demons in the past and. And, you know, tomorrow they'll call us aliens or something to that effect. You know, just alluding to the idea that as society changes, so then does the label that we put on this thing. But it would certainly help to explain something that I guess previous cryptozoologists would have put to the side because they don't have a way to categorize it, which is why do these events all seemingly take place in conjunction with one another? So people that have a Bigfoot experience will talk about seeing orbs of light in the sky, or after they have the Bigfoot experience, they'll go back to their homes and experience poltergeist activity. You know, things moving in their homes, lights turning on and off, doors opening and closing, things of that nature. And if you are of the old school, you know, train of thought when it comes to cryptozoology, as in this is some sort of missing link hominid or, you know, just a leftover from Gigantopithecus or something like that. You have a real problem when those stories arise, and when they do, you just kind of push them off to the side and never mind them.

[Top Lobster]

There's a lot of neverminding for sure, dude. Yeah, but dude, honestly, I do. I think that there is a physical component to this thing as well, which I like to around with as well. So I like to go down this weird theory and. And that's kind of touching more on what we just mentioned, actually, of this wild creature that like, kind of like the Anunnaki described. They found this big dumb hominid, right? And that's the one that they diddled genetically. And then we were created from like a union of this. Of this creature. So we had godlike tendencies. And then we also were big monkeys. And there is something to that, that we are definitely different than any other animal on this planet. There's something unique and I would say godlike, like something like in the depiction of like eating the apple of the, you know, of knowledge of good and evil and things like that that could be describing a genetic change that happened to us. And then our minds were opened up. Stoned ape theory sort of thing. And that whatever this creature is, I almost think that. And maybe they're gone, but I think so I like to play with this idea that whatever Bigfoot is maybe is a version of us that Was isolated and they. They kind of went down their own genetic path and they just have different attributes. So for their environment, they like, you know, iguana swim now, right, because they got trapped on an island. So. So some idea of they are humans, but they just evolved separately and differently from us. And a lot of. So something you could around with is something like this. So you can have like a pig, babe, cute little pig. And you let it out of its hutch and you let it go into the woods. Even just for like a month or two, it starts growing like tusks, it starts getting woolly hair, it starts getting aggressive, it starts getting different. And I love to talk about. I always forget this guy's name. I love talking about this Russian scientist. His name was Dmitry Belyaeville, if I hope I'm pronouncing that right. The Russians can yell at me.

[David Lee Corbo]

I can't correct you. So I'll accept it. I'll allow it.

[Top Lobster]

So there's something called the Russian fox experiment. So what they did is they took a bunch of foxes, right, and they had some really cute ones, ones that would come up and lick your hand and kind of. And would eat food right out of your hand. And then you had ones that were kind of cunts that might try to nip at you, growl at you. And so they separated these two groups and they let the mean ones hump the mean ones and the nice ones hump the nice ones. And with just a couple of generations, the nice ones started licking your hand, they started getting dopey ears and they started getting spots. The other ones started getting gnarly ass fangs started getting long, more wild hair. They were much more aggressive and carnivorous and became ultra cunts. And just like this, this weird. I think that whatever Bigfoot is could just be a wilder human version of us, if I don't know where.

[David Lee Corbo]

Go ahead, go ahead, Thomas.

[Steven Moon]

Also, there's this very specific term for that. It's called going feral. And yes, like, if you've ever seen the movie Nell, there's a million of them, but Nell, I think it's like Jody Foster and she kind of grows up feral. And it shows that once you hit a certain threshold in time, you kind of get locked in to either being full human or full, full feral. And there was like some older thoughts. One of them was called the bicameral mind Theory, I believe. And one of these in the context of feral children is that I think there's a couple milestones, like at the age of three and then again at like the age of five or six that if you're being raised by wild animals, it'll never feel natural for you to stand upright on two legs. It'll only feel natural to go around on all fours if you were raised that way in those, in those different cases of being feral. And this was backed up in research I think like the 80s and 90s. And I'm sure someone found it problematic in the early 2000s, like what are you doing to these kids, raising them with wolves. But there's, there's a version of that where Nate's to explain in this Bigfoot that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Too fast, Trevor. Too fast.

[Nate]

Here at the zebra research shows people would rather teach their kids to drive than search for auto and home insurance.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know what I'm doing.

[Nate]

Or attend a corporate team building workshop.

[David Lee Corbo]

Go team. Feel that synergy.

[Nate]

Or be regaled by Uncle Frank's conspiracy theories. They're listening to us right now. That's why the zebra searches for you. Comparing over 100 insurance companies to find savings no one else can Compare. [e-mail] we do the searching, you do the saving.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shh. They're here.

[Nate]

Most people would rather attend a corporate team building workshop than search for auto and home insurance.

[David Lee Corbo]

Go team. Feel that synergy.

[Nate]

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[Steven Moon]

Who's to say there can't be a feral version of a Bigfoot and a non feral version that's almost been domesticated but on Bigfoot's terms? Because the other analogy I think of is look at the plethora of dog species that we've got because of all the different specialized roles that we that humans fit dogs into over the last just thousand years. Right. And then you can almost extrapolate that because Bigfoot stories go back at least 2,000 years in the Americas alone where even people then were reporting seeing like an entire family of Bigfoot. They're reporting seeing them alongside coyotes. They were eating these moons. So these like huge coyotes, which seems like an analog to Dogman. So if, if these are at least 2,000 years old, then it kind of goes alongside with. They would have the same amount of variety that you'd expect from any sort of like subspecies of dog.

[David Lee Corbo]

That is interesting. Go ahead, top.

[Thomas]

No, yeah, we brought up last time we're talking about Doc Brown's theory on Jacob and Esau. And if you guys are onto something, he, he's Kind of like confirming you a little bit here because if Esau was a Bigfoot and they came out of the same woman, then that would imply that humans would be birthing these things. A non feral big. Right, that, that's at least what people think. The guy came out mad hairy, smelled like the field, all kinds of like this. But his brother was normal. So the question is like I, I always thought along the lines of maybe she had some sort of, I don't know, like abduction scenario or like demonic possession or whatever, where it's like an, an immaculate conception where half of the. Half of the seed is from something else. Maybe it's from the same thing, but. But it's just a genetic split variation.

[David Lee Corbo]

And that's where genetic leftover. And then if, if, if that one literally gets casted out into the wild, right, which is effectively what happens to Esau. And, and you know, not so many words he's casted out, then. Oh, no, I'm sorry, I actually, I was thinking of Kane. Never mind, never mind. Let me retract that. But I was just saying if, if he was to be exposed to the wilderness for any length of time, then maybe he would pick up feral traits. So it's like a latent genetic marker that shows up and only affects one of the kids. And then if he spends a disproportionate amount of time in the wilderness and then has, let's say, children who also are raised in the wilderness, then it just begets this whole other line.

[Steven Moon]

I could push this out a little bit further too, because on some of Doc Brown's research, another interpretation is that as opposed to just straight up coming out Harry Potter, that this was a reference to a woolly coat or like some, some kind of an adornment that you would put on that he ended up getting from Nimrod. And that's why he came back in from the field like completely famished. It was because he just had the biggest battle of his lifetime taking down the, the world's greatest hunter at that time, like legendary. And that he gets this coat out of it. And if you start reeling back like, okay, well, if there was a coat, where did this coat come from? You can pinpoint it to the moment that Adam and Eve actually eat this forbidden fruit and Satan or the, like the large serpent, it sheds its skin and that skin turns into that coat. And that, that could technically be the exact same coat that we're talking about Esau being his birthright that he passes off and causes the, the entire sort of situation on that. So if that's the case, I mean, there's an analogy for if you were to take a human and then wrap the, the humanness into another animal. It's almost like, like, like cryptography, not cryptozoology, same, same prefix, but it's taking a thing and then hiding it behind another thing. So in that case, that whole story of Esau and the whole thing, even the story itself, is about going into the room and tricking your dad into feeling your exterior to pass off what's actually on the interior. So in, in this interpretation, the whole Bigfoot Esau story could also just be like a vehicle. I mean, imagine like a Bigfoot voltron that you can just step into and step out of, right? Like it's a hat that you can take on and off.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's interesting because there are a lot of, there's, there's a lot of people that believe in, you know, when it comes to these sort of like ancestral worship groups or, or any of these ancient tribes who believe in various spirits that they worship, that they will often dress like the thing that they want to possess them. That's something that Paul Stobbs did a great job of highlighting on our show, is this idea that you would dress like the thing that you would want to, you know, possess you. So sometimes we'll look at these tribes people and they're dressing like, you know, these really obtuse looking creatures, monsters even, and they'll say things like, oh, we do it to ward off the, the evil spirits, as if the spirits are retarded and, and don't realize that it's just an Ethiopian in a, in a, you know, a wooden mask. And really it's like you're doing all this ceremony, all these chants, right? You're getting these, these frequencies involved, you're getting these substances involved and you're dressing like these various spiritual entities. And then, you know, next thing you know, they're behaving as if they're possessed. So maybe it is something along that line too, right?

[Steven Moon]

Sympathetic magic. It's exactly what that is doing, doing like to attract like. And I guess describing that same method. But maybe it ends up being like a, like a being. John Malkovich, Bigfoot Edition.

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[Steven Moon]

I think it totally does. I'm actually glad you brought up the stoned ape aspect of this because I guess the, the scientific premise of the stuff, like the practical version of stone ape theory is that monkeys eat mushrooms. And then in that there's a quantum leap in intelligence. And the reason for that quantum leap in intelligence is that the brain gets four times the surface area that it used to. So now all of a sudden it's capable of higher level cognitive thinking, more memory, more intuition, more intent. So there could be, if we're discussing in those terms, instead of a stoned ape theory, you've got the stone ape who's like the Bigfoot version. And maybe instead of a 4x surface area in the brain, maybe there's like a 4x surface area of like the aura or like a, a spiritual sort of, you know, leap, Quantum leap, as opposed to just like brain power. And if that's true, then that kind of represents this guardian mentality. All the reports of Bigfoot having esp, being able to communicate telepathically with people to discover it, being able to detect if you've got bad intent before you even step foot in the forest, all of that seems like it would come along if there was such thing as a quantum leap in. I don't know if you call like emotional intelligence or like situational awareness. It's like the ultimate Jason born with hair.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, even if you, even if you, you know, we don't necessarily subscribe to the Anunnaki thing in its strictest version. I, I think in, in my estimation, it almost seems like the Fallen telling you most of the truth, but deviating on an important factor. Saying that they're the ones that created us and we're nothing more than a slave race to harness gold to suspend in their atmosphere or some goofy like that, while still telling you quite a bit of truth about the nature of, you know, the realm that we inhabit. It's always. The thing is they tell you a lot and then it seems like they deviate on really important points. But let's just take that theory, you know, at face value, that there is a intervention on, you know, on behalf of these entities that are either outside of our solar system or outside of our dimension. Doesn't matter. From another planet, Nibiru. It doesn't really matter their source, but they're coming here and they are altering our genome for whatever their, their purposes are. It does strike me as significant that it wouldn't just be us, right? I mean, even historically. Not historically, mythologically speaking, if you look back, there's all kinds of chimeric creatures and everybody's pretty comfortable with the idea that, let's say the Fallen, you know, for example, were genetically modifying everything. Everything. There was all kinds of monsters that, that came out of this era and that were, you know, killed off in the flood and there's still some remnants and things like that, but it gives. If you take for example, the cherubim, right, with a face of a lion, the face of a man, the face of an eagle, and the face of an oxen. Well, right there you have the, the precedent for a lot of different creatures. Like for example, the minotaur, right, which is this bull faced, you know, bull upper body. Not even upper body, it's just a bullheaded man. Or, you know, all these different creatures. Can be attributed one way or another to some form of angel. And so if they weren't just screwing with humans, then let's say it was an alien intervention or whatever it was. And, and Bigfoot truly does inhabit this planet in some sort of a form where it's just a branch off of humanity. For sure. They would look at that and be like, what? What in the hell can we do with this thing? This thing seems like a lot of fun. Why don't we take this, you know, probably bitter creature? Because if you look into the history or supposed history of giants, it's like human beings banded together and basically hunted them down, right? You have the stories of them, right? So. So I imagine these things probably weren't too pumped about us if they did exist. You know, I'm sure they got ran out of everywhere. They got hunted down to extinction, you know, smoked out of and suffocated in cave systems, all these crazy things. And if something came to them and altered them, that they would make a real good foot soldier for them, Especially if it was pitted against us.

[Nate]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[David Lee Corbo]

Was that really crazy?

[Thomas]

Only slightly. They're looking at you like, what the. What are you just.

[Top Lobster]

It's my flavor of crazy, dude. I like it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Good, good, good, good.

[Steven Moon]

I don't know. I don't know if we got into the. The Ivan Ivanovich stuff on the last one briefly, but that was the guy, the Russian scientist that was actually trying to breed orangutang with humans to create these humanzes, which is kind of that exact premise of taking the intellect of a human being and matching it with the physical prowess of a orangutan in that case, because I guess that's the closest he came, according to him, that chimpanzees were not as compatible as orangutan for some reason.

[Top Lobster]

I was gonna bring that up here in a second too, because it's like, it's the Teemu version of what the Anunnaki were trying to Do. This is like us. This is like us trying to make it happen without the giant alien technology. So he was like getting real rudimentary and he was getting some fine ass Russian broads and he was like, all right, do it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, bang this. Okay, all right, I want to hear about the humans in a moment, but before we go any further, I want to hear about these Russian bros having sex with orangutans. Before we go any further. Guys, we're at the 36 minute mark. There is only two ways to continue listening to this show and that is either by going to Reality Czars on Looks like Rumble or you can go to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad and continue watching this episode. Otherwise to YouTube and rumble for Nephilim Death Squad and X and all that. We're leaving. Go to those places. Go to Reality Czars and subscribe while you're there. Don't be a homo. Subscribe to Reality Czars and continue watching this or go to patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad. All right, so tell me about these, these lovely Russian women having what I assume is consensual sex with orangutans.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, consensual. You know, when a communist burning coal soldier has a gun pointed at you and there's a monkey. And so I supposedly, like, if you read about it now, they say that all did was like extract some monkey come and then try to stuff it into a broad. But there's more, there's more stories that actually some of these ladies had to take the monkey gland for the motherland. Actually me and Thomas were working on an AI song about this taking the monkey gland for the motherland. So look out for that everyone.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a song that writes itself. And that's a, that's a, that's a romance song.

[Thomas]

Actually you came across this on your other show about beastiality or is this something.

[Steven Moon]

We can go on that tangent for? Sure.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I mean, I, I, so, so I mean, to what extent is that real? Because human beings have a long history of chimeric creation. Right. And, and on Nephilim Death Squad we believe that that was taught to them by, by the fallen. You know, that's what, you know. I think that the Egyptian pantheon was real. I think that all these hawk headed retards and you know, jackal headed retards, that they were all actual entities that did exist that were created, you know, through this genetic manipulation. And people are quite comfortable with the Anunnaki side of that narrative too. So in either school of thought, it seems that we've accepted to some degree within the conspiracy community that, yeah, these ancient entities were mincing all kinds of DNA between all kinds of creatures. And so, you know, much like Ecclesiastes says, nothing new is under the sun, I'd imagine, you know, China is doing this whoever's not regulated. And even our regulations that say like, no, you can't clone and, and you know, create chimeric monsters. Like, we're still doing it, of course we're still doing it in some deep underground military base somewhere. We're making, you know, there's probably clones of us right now that they've mashed together into some sort of horrid creature.

[Steven Moon]

So you posted earlier today that found a stingray in the middle of New York City and they brought it directly into Chinese restaurant and they were just like, we will cut that up right now and cook it and serve it. No, and I'm sure that wasn't exactly with the health code. So you could just apply that all the way up the chain to however serious you want to get.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ninja Turtles is a real story.

[Steven Moon]

Even if something, it was a real story. Video footage. Even if there was something like a humanzee created, let's say it was successful, a lot of these chimeric style creatures, they would be non viable, meaning like you could only create them and then they can't reproduce each other. The most common example is like a mule, right? When you get like a donkey and a, and a horse or something to mate and it creates a non viable offspring. So there is clearly all sorts of unexpected combinations that will work out there. Liger, I guess, is another one. And if it was in the military was behind this and not just some random guy in a barn, you know, having his way with animals, then the military would likely keep that success incredibly secretive. And this is probably why jumped around through them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, shout out cavern. Yeah. And you know, what I don't understand though, is why is a man who's, who's performing, you know, private scientific experiments any less valid than a governing body that's, that's doing these? In other words, if a man wants to have sex with a sheep and see if it makes a, a sham or a, a, then, you know, that's fine in my book if they get to do it. Have you ever heard this idea that. So around military bases is where you'll find a lot of these cryptid sightings. And that's given rise to this idea that not only are they trying to Create these things. In fact, I believe there's a, there's a real interesting story behind the idea of the Montauk monster. It might be the Montauk monster, but how they, they were creating chimeric creatures, human animal mashups. They had some sort of sentience, some sort of intelligence about them. And, and during a sort of an alarm of sorts, like I don't know if it's like, imagine like a fire alarm goes off and then all the systems open and everything goes to like emergency default mode. And enduring this, these creatures manage to escape and they send effectively like a hit team after them. And there's all kinds of creatures in this mix up. I forget where the story comes from, but there's all kinds of creatures in this mix up. Gator man, all sorts of things. And, and long story short, winter rolls in before they account for all of these escapees and they just assume that the winter is going to, you know, do the rest of it and then what ends up happening? Top, you might know the, the name of this. It was like the Wichitat big cat or some like that. What, what is it? It's, it's a big ass cat, man, essentially. And it's like one of a supposed group of creatures that escaped. Long story short, winter doesn't kill him because later on there are cryptid sightings throughout the years and they kind of fit the bill of what supposedly happened at this facility. So it seems like maybe they are creating these creatures still. And then in some cases it seems like they might even be posting them up as guard dogs at military bases, given the, the amount of sightings in proximity to military bases.

[Steven Moon]

Well, there's another military connection here too, because in the Vietnam War there was a spike in Bigfoot sightings of these, of these creatures they called rock apes because like we were talking, I think maybe even before recording that some of the reports were that these large stones would just start getting thrown through the air and they trace them back to these large hominid style creatures that are throwing them. This is happening in North Vietnam along the, the line right where they're dumping Agent Orange and they're destroying all the foliage. So you're kind of like when you're saying smoking them out of the tunnels, that's kind of this version in Vietnam. And this wasn't just being reported by the native Vietnamese. These were also being reported in record numbers by US soldiers that are stationed in North Vietnam seeing the exact same thing that are pairing up with much older sort of ancient like reports of these creatures.

[Thomas]

We were, we were just on yesterday with quite frankly, and we were talking about the Vietnam War, specifically the, the implementation of Dinian glass. At the time they were using it for like night vision stuff and the US army was reporting that they're seeing entities throughout the forest and stuff. So yeah, whatever we were doing in Vietnam, it's interesting. I didn't. Wasn't aware of the Bigfoot connection, but were stirring up some like weird spiritual activity and people were going crazy as they're looking through this, you know, dicinian glass stuff. And this stuff is like, it's just a blue dye that is extremely toxic you put on glass and somehow allows you to see the aura of people around you. They, they developed it to see at night, but it's still a little bit more. So it's just, it's kind of crazy because it's a. Again, it's a one to one. Wherever Bigfoot goes, you've got this supernatural alien type phenomenon thing that's always following with following it. It's uncanny.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, by. By the way. So I got it. It's the Click Aat Ape cat. Oh yeah, yeah. And so this is from Klickat County, Washington. And, and yeah, it's some sort of. It looks like a panther mixed with an ape. And it is. Some believe it to be a product of animal experimentation or related to the geological history of the area. But it seems to have some part in like a larger, I guess not mythology. What would you call it, like a local legend. There's a word for it, I forget what it is, but let's call it a local legend for now that these, these creatures, a gang of them, all different in their nature and visage, escaped from some sort of a military base where they were being experimented on and, and created in that way. And so they have some sort of sentience, some sort of intelligence about them. And, and you know, probably most of them died because of the hit squad that was sent after them. But some of them, for example, the Click Attack ape cat did escape and is still seen occasionally. And so you'll actually get stories and people running into it in the wild. Lore. There we go. Lore. Thank you, Z Man. He's always, he's always doing the thing. Thank you for the thing that you do.

[Thomas]

Just bailing us out. But yeah, going back to this, that idea that Dicinian glass, this was.

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[David Lee Corbo]

Just try to relax.

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[Thomas]

Created by this guy, John Kilner. And the army took it and was using it in scopes for obviously military purposes. But it seems like this guy developed this stuff for more esoteric reasons. He wrote a book called the Human Atmosphere. This is what he was after. He was trying to find out if you could accurately view somebody's aura or their. The color that's around them, or if, I guess, if there's more or less of it, depending on if they're sick or not.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's.

[Thomas]

It's just really interesting that this would pop up again like Bigfoot's popping up as this is happening. And they're doing all kinds of. What was the operation called? Where they're playing, like, people screaming in the forest, just driving people mad.

[David Lee Corbo]

That was horrifying because, yeah, if they don't bury their dead within a day or something, that the spirits become restless or some like that. So after a big battle that we started, I forgot what it was. It was. Michael Aquino was. Was talking about it, I think, and we played some sort of, like, the sounds of the souls of the dead soldiers, I believe.

[Steven Moon]

I can't remember the name of the operation, but I believe it was related to Edward Lansdale because he was also the one that would hang bodies up and drain them of blood to convince all of the villagers that these vampires had been through in the middle of the night. And he would draw big evil eyes and blood on the sides of buildings to just rile up, you know, people that were, you know, highly suggestible so that the American propaganda could sink in a little deeper.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, Yeah, I think it worked pretty well because those people were freaked the fuck out.

[Thomas]

And where do you put that? Do you believe. Do you think that.

[David Lee Corbo]

It'S.

[Thomas]

Because it's a hard one, right? It's like. Like a lot of it we're doing, but I. I think that some of that stuff actually happens. So it's like, where's the line?

[David Lee Corbo]

Those are.

[Steven Moon]

Those Vampire creatures. You think that maybe the Aswang were real and they really were draining some people of blood at some point in history, and we were just, like, leveraging that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I see what you're doing over there, Nate. So my thing is, like, I think if there are truly dark entities, like negative entities that can maybe take us back, you know, physical form at one period and are mostly spiritual, yada, yada, I think that they do exist, and I think that they feed off of, you know, really intense negative energy. For example, we were talking about it on. On Frank's show, where we had someone who is a great researcher when it comes to the Oklahoma City bombing, and they told us something, but they said that we asked him to come on the show to talk about it. But basically, when you're dealing with sort of the nuts and bolts of a situation and you want to be taken seriously as a researcher because this has, you know, FBI government corruption at the head of it, you can't discredit yourself.

[Thomas]

You can't talk about interdimensional Bigfoot.

[David Lee Corbo]

You can't talk about retarded shit. So. So. But what he was telling us was that the amount of separate but correlating reports from people on the ground after the OKC bombing about seeing demons and angels in the aftermath were, like, pretty astounding. And these are people that, you know, these are separate accounts, and. And, you know, they all kind of were talking about the same. So I think when you do have a really brutal, you know, negative moment that takes place, number one, it's going to make people around there behave crazy. So, you know, not surprising that somebody within our military intelligence was inspired to do some horrific like that. I think that really has a way of drawing the evil out of a person, but also it attracts things, I think, and those things, you know, so. So it's interesting because it's like the fog of war, it muddies the water. It makes it seem like, oh, no, that was strictly a military operation. It's like, why not both? Can it not be both? I think maybe. Maybe that is the. The truth.

[Steven Moon]

And is it just coincidence that the blueprints for Oklahoma City were laid at a place called Elohim City? So it sort of starts with, in a biblical context.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fascinating. I didn't know that. I had no idea.

[Steven Moon]

The Elohim City, and. Which is a wild backstory because the city itself was supposed to have been identified as this hotbed of white nationalist, you know, like, patriotic militia takeover. But if you were to actually send boots on the ground there, it was mostly undercover atf, undercover CIA, undercover FBI. There were some there from, like the Southern Poverty Law Center. There was a whole bunch of, of people undercover to the point where there was probably more undercover Alphabet agency people than actual white nationalists. So they show up and they just get screened for.

[Top Lobster]

Thomas. Three fourths of the people that were there were.

[David Lee Corbo]

Of course.

[Steven Moon]

This is the real Elohim City and this is where, where the, the plans were laid for Oklahoma City.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's incredible. Yeah. I mean, you know, I think that it's safe to say you can grant a certain level of intelligence to ancient entities, entities that have been around for a really long time that have been watching mankind, that, that seemingly hate us. They. They resent us. They're our adversaries in very many ways and they want to operate in a way where it's much more to their benefit. If humans don't even believe they actually exist, then you really have the upper hand. Right? So you have this moment.

[Nate]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Nate]

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[David Lee Corbo]

Where you are dealing in the fog of war, there's enough negative energy for you to feed off of and manifest in a big way. And, and the best part is when it's all said and done, everyone's going to turn and go, no, that was a Michael Aquino operation that was never real to begin with. And so I, I think that that's probably. You're dealing with a very messy situation, so, so going back to Vietnam, I think that's probably the case.

[Thomas]

And it's like, it feels like one of those all of the above situations where like, Covid is like, oh, Covid was just, you know, it's a population thing. It's a, it's a thing that, you know, it's a bioweapon release. It's a, it was an economic tool, like economic transfer tools. Like, why not all those things? Why not? I mean, if I was doing it, you just, yeah, all the cars are on the table. I'm taking it all. And it's like that. That's how. That's kind of how I view most conspiracies at this point. It's like fucking everything you said and more.

[Steven Moon]

Well, I think to. To quote Eric Holder, who was also related to Oklahoma City, but never let a good tragedy go to waste. So when you see one thing that can be 20 things, why not take advantage of every single facet of that? Because someone else is going to.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's that Tyrion Lannister line. Or. I don't know if it was Terry. No, I think it was the bald eunuch who said in Game of Thrones that chaos is a ladder. I'm like, yeah, that's it. So in those moments where everything is. When all the shit has hit the fan, a lot of, you know, power vacuums are created and a lot of things are trying to climb that ladder. But that Diceinian glass, you know what's funny is I was. I was talking on the show about it. I thought it was you, Thomas, but I guess not, or else you'd have said it by now. Somebody that we know purchased Dicinian glass goggles. You can actually buy them. I don't know, you know, the veracity. I don't know how real they are, but I remember watching the video and this person saying like, yeah, they're, they're. Oh, I remember who it was. Top. What's. What's black Tesla's name?

[Thomas]

Black? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dr. Parkinson, Dr. Pink and Blinkenstein.

[Thomas]

Dr. Parkinstone or something.

[David Lee Corbo]

Parkinstein. I like him. He's a weird ass dude, but I like him.

[Steven Moon]

Have you had him on?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, no, no, no. We were going to have him on, but then I think he realized, like, oh, this is not a good place for me to be.

[Thomas]

So apparently, you know, he didn't him and rife. Him and Matt Rife have like big.

[David Lee Corbo]

Beef because they're like big scientist beef.

[Thomas]

Scientist beef.

[Steven Moon]

No, I can extract energy from the ionosphere better than you can.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, it's like, he's like, oh, you can send. So. So Black Tesla is like, you can send all these, you know, all this electricity through the ground.

[Thomas]

He's playing old time music.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And he's like, I can send electricity through the ground. It's free. And then Matt Rife is like, yeah, but if you that up, you're gonna destroy everything in its path. There's a. There's a. Something that, you know, an effect that can take place and it's going to annihilate and, and basically rife's. Trying to tell me that. And I'm going, you're talking to the wrong. I just say you have beef with black Tesla and that's good enough for me. I don't understand the actual science of it, but he bought Diceinian glass. And so I kind of go, well, that guy, I believe, because he does science, right? So, you know, maybe, maybe I'll trust and trust the experts. So, so he bought it and he's like, yeah, you can see auras with this. And. And he's like, he tells you like the different. And when a guy creates like a Nikola Tesla pylon in his backyard, around his swimming pool or some like that, and then resurrects a 1920s, like, you know, old vehicle. And I go, all right, maybe is this not perfectly in term of the Tesla core, but close.

[Top Lobster]

And the bottom of it is grounded.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then this coil is inductively coupled.

[Top Lobster]

But does not connect directly to the antenna cord.

[Steven Moon]

Family guy, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

The old man, he does. I'm coming to get you.

[Top Lobster]

Doing the actual work and disproving or proving for yourself.

[Thomas]

This guy's wild. It's just, it's insane.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's the space between his eyes makes me feel like he's really is sharing like his brain and Tesla's brain, like it's just. And it split his eyes apart.

[Thomas]

It's the 1920s music that I can't get over, where he's just doing like old timey experiments and just. Where's the music?

[David Lee Corbo]

Is that a top hat? It is. Experiment is grounded. And then this is inductively coupled, but does not connect.

[Thomas]

I don't know what the fuck you're telling.

[David Lee Corbo]

This coil is inductively. I like when he, you know, so when a guy goes, well, I bought Dicinian glass and it turns out that it is real. And if you put it on, you can see people's auras. And if you have a pink aura, it means this. And if you have a white aura, it means that I go, this guy, it probably isn't lying to me. He's probably telling the truth. So there is a. In fact, top. If you go to his page and you type in Diceinian, you'll find the video of him having Diceinian glass. So anyway, he said, he says that it's. It's real. But he says like you, you know, he's like, you can't see. I don't see any demons around here. I just see auras. And, and it's. But in, in Vietnam, in Vietnam, they saw demons. Is that because the same way people were able to see demons and angels on the floor at the Oklahoma City bombing, it's like they're not just rolling around in your living room. There he is. There he is. I just got to see the first 30 seconds. Okay, today I'm going to be talking about my die sign in. Aura gargle.

[Thomas]

Oh, die sign in.

[David Lee Corbo]

So I've noticed there's been a lot of videos going around about my dice sign and gargles that I got from my friend Brent. So I'll go ahead and tell you.

[Top Lobster]

The story and show you what they do.

[Thomas]

I gotta watch this on my own time.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is just pure. But he. But he basically says, like, no, you dumb faggots. There's no demons. But, like, I'm like, hey, Dr. Parkenstein, go to. You know, go to a war. Go to Bohemian Grove and put on your Dysonian glasses and tell me what you see. And 100. You probably. I think it's. It's a matter of the energetic exchange that's happening in any given moment. I think that's what it comes down to. Because you're not just going to see them chilling in your. They're not interested in your pylons, Dr. Parkenstein. That's why you're not seeing them. They're not. He is an angel.

[Steven Moon]

Give more credit to the technology. If I saw SWAT teams using it to pull people over on the side of the road, because that's.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that'd be cool, right?

[Steven Moon]

Because if there was an actual way that you could analyze aura, it would just be used to track us and imprison us or sell things to us.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, 100%. Yeah. That. That is true. Well, I mean, look, he says that everybody has a different color around them, and I don't think he goes into, like, great lengths. He just tells you, like, what the auras supposedly mean. Now, Dr. Parkinstein, Blinkenstein is not saying. I. I think in that video that he believes this is what the colors indicate. He's just saying on this here sheet, this is what it's claiming the colors indicate. But it does seem that he's confirming different folks got different colors. And that's fascinating. I don't know what to make of that, but, you know, I think we've.

[Steven Moon]

Honed in on what the merch is gonna have to be for BroGrow4.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. Goggles.

[Thomas]

The VIP merch.

[David Lee Corbo]

Come and get your Darcinian goggles, guy. That's such a good idea if we do that.

[Thomas]

Honestly, dude, if you can get those goggles. Like, if we can.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. They're like a hundred and something bucks, but maybe we can get them to the VIP members.

[Nate]

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[Thomas]

That's great.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll do that. Bohemian Grove 4. You can get your. If you're a VIP member. Well, it's going to be a. Your tickets are going to cost a lot, but you'll get some diocesanian. What? I don't know how to pronounce it. You'll get some goggles, some aura or a viewing goggles. So I don't know. I mean, I don't remember even how the. So how does that pertain to Bigfoot?

[Steven Moon]

Well, how pertaining to Bigfoot is because we were. We were talking about how. How does bigfoot get these abilities to tell what your intent is from miles away or know that you've got a gun on you or that you're out to hunt him or ill intent? Well, if there were a way. And one of the attributes out of the long list that me and Nate have been tracking is the glowing eyes and the ability to kind of foresee danger way before it come. Like, it has like a spidey sense. And me. And they've been working on a spreadsheet because I don't know if this one even exists, but a full matrix of every single reported characteristic of a bigfoot, from the sulfur smell to long red hair, to being seven feet or over, from being in an environment filled with woods to having a guardian Persona, all these different very specific traits, and just laid them all out and actually get like a full number count on exactly how many. What's the ratio of Bigfoot tails that have long hair versus ones that don't, that have glowing eyes versus the ones that don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know?

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

You guys have to come with us.

[Top Lobster]

Because every single Bigfoot variant that you can imagine. I've spent hours this morning. I've been spending hours on the spreadsheet.

[Steven Moon]

Literal hours.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Really? You've been doing it this morning. You guys have to come with us to. We're trying to go to. We're trying. As of today, we're trying to go to Moon Lake, which is a. It's a. It's a location in Utah. I'll tell you right now give me a second. I actually have a, A a link for it. So, so what they've done here. Here it is. Gathering at Moon Lake. They are offering. Ok. Calling all content creators. Your community deserves a legendary meetup. This is the gathering at Moonlake Morgan Powwow. Imagine telling your followers meet me where treasure legends come alive and Bigfoot might be lurking in the pines. And where UFO sightings happen regularly. So 2025, August 14th through 16th in Deutschesne, Utah. It's not just treasure trunting treasure hunting or cryptid UFO event. It's a ready made content creator stage. A place to host your own community meetup under one roof. So, so we're gonna try to. I, I emailed them because I can, we can go there for free. Obviously we'll have to figure out like our flight and stuff like that but we're gonna see about going August 14th through the 16th to Moon Lake which is 10 miles from Skinwalker Ranch. I feel like you guys have to be there. You guys have to figure out how to come to this is. I know I'm springing this on you last moment but I just discovered it as well and, and it feels right, wouldn't it?

[Steven Moon]

Don't you guys allow astral projection attendance?

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean I don't know if they'll allow that but how are they going to stop it is really the most important question. Who is going to stop you from astral projecting into.

[Thomas]

The CIA coverage will fuck that up.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's what the 5G towers are for. Dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh dude that 100% they're to stop you. Did you hear we're getting close to 6G. They're going to 6G US soon and that's going to. I'm sure that's going to feel good but I think that you know all the stuff that goes on in Utah, Skinwalker Ranch and things like that that should be. You know, if you guys are trying to create a, an amalgamation or a list rather of all the attributes of Bigfoot, you've got to go get some first hand experience. You guys have to hit the, the forest of Utah.

[Steven Moon]

If there was a way that you could consistently and reliably have a Bigfoot encounter, it would probably be the, the most popular attraction in the entire world. Right.

[Top Lobster]

Well and see that's why it's so heavily occulted Thomas. Because we have had guests come on the show and talk about. There are elite groups in circles like, like Hillary Clinton, that type of folks. The whole Clinton. That's really what the Clinton Foundation Is about. Yeah, these folks, this is. And I think maybe this is what they're doing at Bohemian Grove. At Bohemian Grove, not Bohemian Grove. But maybe they will next year. They are having these crazy seances where they can actually bring a Bigfoot. They can summon a Bigfoot. And there's like religious cults around summoning these Bigfoots. And they're having these like, weird, like communications. And they, they. They say consistently, you can bring a Bigfoot there. And I love this. And I don't know how to do this, and I need to do more research. But dude, how much fun would that be if we summoned a Bigfoot?

[David Lee Corbo]

Check this out there. I don't like connection. Well, yeah, I mean, well, look there. There seems to be a connection. This was just on a whim that I looked this up between CE5.

[Thomas]

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[David Lee Corbo]

And Bigfoot. CE5 being Stephen Greer's binaural.

[Top Lobster]

All over it. Dude, we're using Stephen Greer's. Yeah. CE5 meditation to call in Bigfoot. We're using.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's what they're. That's. Nate is the closest thing Bro Grove would get to a Bigfoot. Yeah, I was very upset that you weren't at this one.

[Thomas]

You're doing C5.

[Top Lobster]

We were doing C5 meditations to call him Bigfoot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Have you done it? Are you serious? Have you done it?

[Top Lobster]

100%. We were doing that, yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, tell me, work. Did anything happen?

[Top Lobster]

Yes, actually. We had a. Every single person. My. My eldest son, I think he was 16 at the time. His buddies were there. It was my good friend and me. And we sat there, and we had this meditation session, and we were all telepathically connected with a Bigfoot. We all saw an eye, and he was staring at us. He was giving us scary. Like, basically, we were like. We were near Mount Hood. We were in a place called Bonnie Meadows. And this is in the middle of nowhere, dude. And we were all going down this path, and every once in a while, we'd stop and have, like, a time of intention. So we're sitting there trying to communicate with the Bigfoots that are there. And then we all saw an eye, and we all had this angry, like, malevolent.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hit it.

[Top Lobster]

He basically told us, if you go that direction, right down there, there's my wife and my kids. If you continue on this path, I'm going to tear you to pieces. He said, turn around and go back that way.

[Steven Moon]

That's when you send the drone down that path.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we did actually have a drone. We probably should have, but.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, dude, it's like the mushrooms turned around.

[Top Lobster]

We. We're like, okay, Bigfoot. Okay, Daddy. And we turned around and walked away.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. All right. I gotta tell you something, because. So. So there was a time where I was wondering, you know, remote viewing, astral projection seems like a natural function of the human experience, and is it inherently an. A negative thing to engage in? And so I was kind of, like, praying on it and trying to get some answers about that. And I said to myself, if it's not inherently a negative thing to engage in, then. Then, you know, show me a way to do it. I'm talking to God, and I'm saying, show me a way to do it. So very, very quickly, I get my answer for that, which is, like, it dawns on me, oh, Binaural Beats, you fucking retard. That's more or less what. What happens in my mind. And I go, okay, but I haven't got my first answer yet. So I'm not going to go and. And look up Binaural beats or anything like that to listen to. To try to, you know, dissociate from my body and go into some astral realm. I'm going to wait on it. But I know how to do it if I. If I. If I decide to. So I wait on it. Next thing you know, I got an email that comes in and it's for NDS Chronicles, which is our testimony based show. People can write in, tell us about their insane experiences and we'll read them on air. And, and I never read them, I never pre screen them because I don't want to spoil it for me. But this one I just felt compelled to read. So this one actually came from. Was this Pastor Ben Top? Yep, it was Pastor Ben who's. Who's become quite the homie. Shout out Pastor Ben. And he starts talking about, you know, how he goes through, coincidentally this you know, search for how to astral project, how to remote view. He starts doing it. He discovers that you could do it by way of binaural beats. I'm like, this is uncanny. And, and he talks about how there's a specific hertz that the binaural beats have to get played at and they will cause a disassociative state rather rapidly and, and very reliably. So this is the thing that he does for a long time. Long story short, he discovers that it also acts as a sort of beacon. So when he disassociates and begins, you know, remote viewing or astral projecting his, his, his then, you know, physical form is left, you know, uninhabited. And last time you guys were here we talked about homunculus, you know, having sex with some dude's wife because it was guarding his body. Right. I believe that was you guys that brought that up. So he starts talking about how all of a sudden he has a plethora of alien abduction phenomenon taking place, sleep paralysis and a poltergeist activity around his house. And he stops it immediately because he realizes like he's inviting something in or at the very least he's tempting something to come in and try to inhabit his, his physical form. Then he let slip at the end he goes, by the way, I discovered, you know, happenstance stancily. I was doing so good and I made up a it happenstancely by way of happen. By way of happenstance, he discovers that Stephen Greer is using the CE5.5 app. It uses binaural beats, but it's tuned to the exact frequency that he organically discovered. And so. And then of course, if you look into people that are using CE5, it's a gang of different experiences. It's not just calling in these orbs on the horizon to go look, there they are. It's Bigfoot. It's all kinds of things. And so I find that to be pretty.

[Top Lobster]

Pretty had some Friends say Stephen Greer's confused. Confirmed Mossad agent. I don't know if that's true.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stephen Greer looks like we're talking about genetic manipulation, where you're taking, like some sort of hominid and you're. Somebody shaved down a gorilla and they put it in a button up, an ill fitting button up. And then they, they trained it to talk about UFOs, because that guy is fucking. You want to talk about hideous visage. The real estate on his upper lip is, is vast and expansive. Is so large, it feels like you can fit multitudes of mustaches on his upper lip. One mustache, like you could stack them on top of. He's a horrifying looking dude. And I don't, I don't, I don't trust him at all. I think. Yeah. Whether or not he's confirmed Mossad agent, which is. I look at him. There he goes. He had. Oh, my God. You covered.

[Thomas]

So we can unpack it.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're gonna get. Because I can't, I can't watch that.

[Thomas]

It's so crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I, I, I don't know. I mean, look, anybody. In my opinion, he's not human. Not human. And if he's at the forefront of.

[Top Lobster]

Confirm cloaca.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, confirm cloaca. If he's at the forefront of, like, alien disclosure that the government is allowing him to partake in, I don't fucking believe him at all. But isn't it interesting, though, that those, those binaural beats show themselves again in his app, of all places.

[Steven Moon]

I wonder if anyone has done both the, the dye cyanin glasses and binaural beats at the same time.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whoa. I don't know. I feel like you guys are a couple of pioneers. We can put you in a casket at the next Bohemian Grove.

[Steven Moon]

I've got my own.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. There you go. Shoot a couple loads on.

[Thomas]

You have your own casket.

[Steven Moon]

Doesn't everybody? That's part of the initiation ritual of the obscene.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right? Right. No, no.

[Thomas]

Not everybody does.

[David Lee Corbo]

What I will say is most people rent them. Not many own them. That's just. You're just here bragging about how much money you make. That's all you're doing.

[Thomas]

This is actually funny and should happen. Nate needs to sneak into Brohemian Grove. Brohemian Grove would be funny to, like, like, you running because there's, like, just trees in the back. You running through with, like, a selfie cam and just running. Doing, like, sneaking into the back and seeing what we're doing there.

[Top Lobster]

I absolutely would.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me ask you, Nate, did you did you. After, you know, having telepathic communications with Bigfoot and he, he warns you off because his, his, you know, his, the heir to his Bigfoot throne and his queen are over the hill. Did you have any. Was that, did he just go, oh, I'm going to fucking leave? And then clean cut or did anything else linger afterwards?

[Top Lobster]

But we, we make sure to make clean cuts before we do. Before, after every single investigation that we ever have. Like for a minute, dude, we were literally the like Ghostbusters people were asking us to go and like investigate haunted locations for them. They were asking us to like investigate their homes, their businesses because they were having like entities that were like showing up and then they would go over there. The entity was gone. Like spoons were getting knocked over. Poltergeist activity. At the end of every single investigation we do, we. And Thomas laughs at me. But I, I do, I make an intention like, you cannot follow us. You can't. We are ending the communication. You cannot come with us. There's no more further, you know, communication. And then I say in Jesus name and, and I'm good. I wash my hands of it. I, I don't, I don't allow interactions afterward. I'm there with an intention to interact for a short period of time. And then you.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it's all been successful in that way.

[Top Lobster]

Very successful.

[David Lee Corbo]

Interesting, Interesting.

[Steven Moon]

You bring guns on these expeditions?

[Top Lobster]

Do I bring what, Thomas?

[Steven Moon]

Guns on these.

[Top Lobster]

On the bin. On the Bigfoot expeditions that we've had, I always have a gun on my hip, but that's more for like a mountain lion or something or a bear. I have to psychically tell Bigfoot because I've had communications with people that have had multiple experiences with Bigfoot. If you have a gun on your hip and you're there with the intention to, to shoot him, he will not make his. He will not make himself known to you. He won't let you see him.

[David Lee Corbo]

Interesting. Thomas, how come you're not going on these, on these excursions?

[Top Lobster]

He's on the other side of the country.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I know that, but that's.

[Steven Moon]

I'm hunting him in the cities. I think we need one person in the rural outback and one person in the cities to keep our eyes open on both places, both fronts.

[David Lee Corbo]

I see what you're doing. It's a two pronged attack and I appreciate that sort of, you know, tactical prowess coming from you guys.

[Top Lobster]

We are doing one in August, actually. August or September. Me cavern is up in Washington and there is a very haunted location that we are going to and meet Cavern's actually going to come hang out with us and he's going to go ghost hunting with us.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what's interesting? I, I, I'd be remiss if I didn't mention it. So I had a dream. And so, so wait, no, hold on. In this dream I was somewhere. I was somewhere I was, I was in like a big sort of a sprawling like, like a mansion. It was like an old mansion. And, and I was a guest at someone's house and I was retiring to my quarters and, and when I was up there in the room, I had walked up a staircase and went to the room. And when I was in the room, I realized that I had up and I was somewhere that had something to do with alien Grayson. And I remember like googling something and finding images of like grays and such on my phone. And I was like, fuck, this is, we've made a mistake. And then, and then I remember being like piecing together the behavior of the homeowners and realizing like I had been lured into a thing and, and so, but I had my gun, which I was very happy about. I remember pulling out my gun and going, yes, yes. Like I was really pumped about that. And then, and then I remember praying to Jesus and something about the blood of Christ protecting, you know, me and whoever else I was with. I just hope that we're not gonna walk into something strange at Moon Lake. But good news is I'll bring my gun. And so we should.

[Steven Moon]

That's a huge anomaly by the way. Most people never see a cell phone or technology in their dreams.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh really? That's interesting.

[Steven Moon]

That's a, it's a pretty common phenomena where a lot of people report like even lucid dreamers tend to not see computers or cell phones. And the ones that do, you can actually leverage. I don't know if you know Abby, who does the secret society good guys with us on Friday nights too. Dreams. And she talks about. Yeah, and an abstract one. And she also talks about dream hacking. And part of dream hacking is getting access to technology like a computer or a phone in a dream. Because that means that you've got an up on like the dream world.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fascinating. What I, what I will say is, you know, because you're. My phone is just like it's black, right? And then there's a screen here. I, I do remember like I remember an illuminated rectangle, but I don't remember the edges of my phone. I just remember the data that I was looking at. In an illuminated screen sort of a way, which, you know, I'm calling a phone because dreams are fucking weird. I also remember that my gun was, like, a little bit different. It was not my Glock. It was something a little bit fancier. And that could just be wishful thinking because the Glocks are just. They're the Legos of. They look so plain and. But, yeah, definitely had. You know, I definitely Googled some shit and was like, oh, no. And what I was seeing was alien bodies. Like. Like, you know, sometimes you see this supposed body of a. Of a alien recovered from a crashed site. Like, that kind of a thing is what I was looking at. Somehow drew a correlation to where I was and then realized that I was in trouble. And then I also remember that the homeowner was in the bathroom across the hall and that I was laid on the ground looking under the bed and aiming down the hall at them, which was, you know, interesting.

[Thomas]

He was in the house?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, it was. It was. It was a. It was an old. You know, I'll know it if we go to Moon Lake and they put us up in this place and I go top. I got bad news. This is not good. But we're gonna have to shoot these people.

[Thomas]

This has already happened.

[David Lee Corbo]

This. Yeah, this has already happened. I've already seen how this goes. But good news. I've got my gun. That's. That'll be how that goes.

[Thomas]

Oh, by the way, happy UFO Day, guys. I don't know. You knew that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Thomas]

Today's national, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Am. I don't think that's true.

[Thomas]

Today is UFO Day.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hold on. Yeah, please bring that up. But I do have this thing here. Ever wondered about the connection between CE5 and Bigfoot? Join us on Bigfoot Society. So I guess there's a YouTube channel called Bigfoot Society.

[Thomas]

Donut said it an hour ago.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, did he? All right. National Donut said it. I believe it.

[Thomas]

It's National UFO Day. Something strange is happening today. You can feel.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's interesting. What did it say, 33. What?

[Thomas]

Oh, just another strange thing with new numbers and stuff like that, but, yeah, it's. It's a ufo. I don't know what that means. I don't know if we're supposed to be, like, looking out for stuff, like, why. Why is. This is a holiday. Did you get the day off? I didn't get the notification.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. But there is this video here from Bigfoot Society. Seems to be a big page on YouTube. They had a guest named Christopher who You know, I guess he's in Canada doing a little bit of CE5 and also Bigfoot, you know, but that could be unrelated just because Canada is so vast and it's. It's forest expanse that, that those two things could just happen. You could be doing CE5. You could also see Bigfoot up in Canada.

[Steven Moon]

And then I wonder if we could rig our rife coils to do binaural beats. Because all. All binaural B is. Is just playing 400Hz in one speaker and 404Hz and the other speaker and that 4Hz Delta, that's the binaural beat that you're tricking your brain into perceiving a 4 Hz tone which is otherwise inaudible. So it seems that you could do the exact same thing with a rif coil.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's interesting. I wonder if. If I have to look at the app and see if there's a Bigfoot, you know, section of. Of.

[Steven Moon]

Of the frequency, what would be the Bigfoot section? But yeah, you would just hook each rife coil up individually to a different app and play two different frequencies through them.

[David Lee Corbo]

You find it under the fallen. It's actually fallen angels. That's where it's.

[Thomas]

You need two. Two amplifiers. Like two of those Bluetooth amplifiers. This is not medical advice. I would say don't do that, but.

[Steven Moon]

I'm gonna do it.

[Thomas]

Oh, God.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, let us know how it goes. I don't. I don't. I don't advocate for that just because I don't think that Bigfoot would be a big fan of you calling him in. Then, like, not having. You better have a thing for him to do. Like a reason that you called him. And I tell you the truth, it all escapes me. Do the thing with the tuning fork penis quickly. I just. I just wanted to see it happen.

[Thomas]

What were you gonna do if he did come in? Like, what were you. What did you want from Bigfoot?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's a good question, Nate. What the fuck were you gonna do looking around for Bigfoot for?

[Top Lobster]

Why did we trade? We're just trying to find him now. If I've said this a couple times, actually, like, if I find Bigfoot, what the fuck? What am I gonna do? Yeah, no goddamn idea, dude. I'm probably going to shit my pants.

[David Lee Corbo]

Put a couple of hot ones in his chest. No, no, not at all.

[Top Lobster]

No, I'm going to sit there. I want to try to communicate with him. It's going to get like, I miss that.

[David Lee Corbo]

He said put a couple of Hot ones on his chest. You know, it just strikes me that Bigfoot doesn't. He's not unaware that people are looking for him. You know what I mean? Like, it seems to be an effort. He's making a real effort to be not found. And so it just sees. It seems like it could be a bad idea if you find him.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

So it's.

[Top Lobster]

It's either accidental or like, dude, actually back to our. Our spreadsheet there. There. There's numerous attempts of actually female Bigfoots to mate with males. They come and. They come and hump them. But that is kind of cool. So I mean, maybe we could get lucky. The Patterson Gimlin film was with a sweet titted big old like thick female.

[Steven Moon]

The other historical female Bigfoot, which I think we bring up every time. But the. The Harry Mary aspect. And that angle of Bigfoot is that Bigfoot could be the likeness of an ascended master. And in that case you can only see an ascended master if you yourself have some version of enlightenment. So there could be another barrier to entrance. It's not just playing binaural beats and going out into the middle of the woods. You also have to be of pure mind and heart, whatever the requirements are in order to see an ascended master. And there was another saint that Nate had brought up. What is it? Saint Eupheus.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. Can I. How do I even share?

[David Lee Corbo]

I just tried. I typed in Hairy Mary Bigfoot and it literally the very first result is reality stars. By the way, great artwork, beautiful long haired blonde Bigfoot, you know, making sweet, sweet love to a human woman.

[Thomas]

Yeah, you could share your screen there. You press present and it could. It'll pull up whatever you got.

[Top Lobster]

All right, I'll try to do this so it doesn't. Mike, my computer sucks a bag of dicks and if I do this, then I will. I'll get lag like a son of a. But that is. Okay, let me see if I can. I think I just sent an image.

[Steven Moon]

There and this is a new free.

[Top Lobster]

This is Saint Annufrious.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Is it taking forever to load? What is it doing?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, that might just be Top's Internet because even though he lives 10 minutes away from me, he has ass Internet is. Is how you would describe it?

[Thomas]

Well, I have the Wikipedia here pulled up. Let me see if I could pull this.

[Top Lobster]

It might be my ass Internet too.

[Thomas]

Is it this. This guy?

[David Lee Corbo]

Ass Internet, boys.

[Steven Moon]

That's the guy.

[Thomas]

Okay, so what's up with this guy?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he looks specifically not. He is non big footed.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, he's big footy as fuck.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's see here. Here.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, dude, I'm trying to do too many things at once, and I think my Internet is up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, you can. You can see we have it pulled up on the screen.

[Thomas]

Yeah, I. I can hear you. Yeah, I have it pulled up on the screen here. This guy with a long beard and a stick. There's a dove over his head, it seems.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, let me read you a little bit about. So let me get. Let me get into some Santa Newus here. So Santa Newfreas. Nope, wrong one here. There we go. So Santa Newfreas is. You go here, and I have a dope image. Let me see if I can send it to you, Thomas. And your Internet's better than mine and it should help. Oh, God damn it. I can do it here. Okay. So anyways, Santa Newfreas, he is. Let me see here. Let's get into him. He is. He was a monk, monastery, celibate, deep solitude in communication with God. He went and lived in the desert. He's considered a desert hermit. He has. His hair was depicted as red and dark brown until it turned white. He has a connection with the palm tree in a spring and then his hair. I'm gonna send you the picture, Thomas, because 10 seconds. That one right there. This is the perfect one. All right, Thomas, I sent it to you on Instagram, and I'll get back to this. So he. His interpretation was. So it's an echo. Older desert entity. He is like. So it's called back to wild man archetypes like Enkidu. And he is the sacred wild man. And so they get into Santa Newfreas.

[David Lee Corbo]

Um, see here, he's like, He's a hairy man.

[Top Lobster]

He's a hairy man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, so. So brown, dark brown, Red hair. Eventually turned gray and white. He was. His temperament. Okay, here we go. He had esp. So. So holigorographies imply divine insight, miraculous knowledge. Let's see here. He was considered. Oh, he vanished upon his death. He returned to the earth as dust. He was considered the wild man of God and a Christian archetype. And so we go into a lot of these venerated saints and let's see here. That were also kind of. Let's see here. Desert dwelling iconography emphasizes his. His long, sexy hair.

[Thomas]

It's interesting. It's like John the Baptist. A lot of these guys would wear that woolly cloth, the uncomfortable cloth, and be like, oh, yeah, what is that? There was a. Yeah, I forget the name of it. But it's just.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, but it was basically like. Yeah, like it sucked. It was like a form of almost self torture.

[Thomas]

Yeah. And it didn't really. Doesn't really make sense why they'd wear it other than the torture themselves. But what if they're emulating something like this?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And I was calling. So what the research I did was saying that he. And. And actually it mentioned John the Baptist as well. And this was a connection to Enkidu and wearing the hair or having the hair. So that maybe was a callback to that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Interesting. Yeah. Sackcloth shout out to G by sackcloth was. Was one of the ones. And it was like it was described as like incredibly uncomfortable. Huh. Very strange. There's a lot of weird things with a lot of the saints. Like we were talking earlier about St. Christopher, which, you know, this idea that he was depicted as a dog headed saint and then this was supposed to be just like some sort of colorful metaphor for some, I don't know, attribute. And that's how they described it was like, oh, he was dog headed. But there was a time where like all the depictions of him were as a dog. And then eventually he got the, you know, the head of a man in some of the depictions. And you're left wondering like, is this something different? Is this actually a dude with a dog head? Is that what we're looking at here? Or. Or did they just really suck at conveying various personality traits about somebody without turning them into a creature?

[Steven Moon]

There's a. Another one too that I'll just send you a link to where her name was Wilga Fortis. And very similar to the Harry Mary theories, this is another female that's been venerated in history that was claimed to have hair like this red hair again growing all over her body or in some versions of this tale, again like a cloak or a coat that she was wearing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, is that what's just in the private chat here?

[Steven Moon]

Yeah, I posted in the private chat and it's just. It's another iteration of these sort of ascended masters being depicted as like a, like a Bigfoot style creature.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wilga Fortis, female folk saint whose legend arose in the 14th century and while. And whose distinguishing feature is a large beard. Damn, dude. According to the legend, her life set in Portugal and Galicia, she was a teenage noble woman who had been promised in marriage by her father to a Moorish king. Oh, that's interesting. The Moors. To thwart the unwanted wedding, she had taken a vow of virginity and prayed that she would be made Repulsive. In answer to her prayers, she sprouted a beard, which ended the engagement. In anger, Wilgafortis's father had her crucified. Damn, dude. So it's not enough that your daughter develops a beard. You're, like, gonna nail you to this wood.

[Steven Moon]

Well, it's a good thing she didn't do this in 2025, because the beard would not have been a. A deal killer.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, it definitely wouldn't have. Honestly. Yeah, they would just. I mean, besides the, you know, kind of love your own way situation we have, they would have just gotten her laser hair removal. There would have been no way a king. Are you kidding me? A king could afford laser hair removal. This would never been a solution. Couldn't she have done something else, like just. I don't know, really, really prayed that he didn't like her? I just. That's a while. Women are dramatic, you know, I think.

[Steven Moon]

It was a monkey paw situation because that is what she asked for. And then God was like, here's your beard.

[David Lee Corbo]

Careful what you wish for. Now you get a beard.

[Thomas]

That's why these stories are so bizarre. It's like, I really. I wonder what exactly happened here. You know, something happened and we're getting.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I mean, I. I don't think that they. I. I understand the idea of stories getting passed down and playing a game of telephone and it becomes something different, but it always has its root, in my opinion, in an actual event. It's just like, what was the nature of that? That actual event does. You know, it seems like if she was crucified, you could probably have that on good authority that it happened, because I think that would have been a sort of a capital punishment thing that they would have kept records of. But to. To. To say she was crucified because she sprouted a magic beard. I wonder what really went down there. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

And dude, those Catholics are so fucking based and crazy, dude. I'm surprised that there wasn't a relic created. They snipped off some of her beard hairs and there's a little fucking. I love it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Don't they still have. They have Mary's head, right?

[Top Lobster]

They have some wild dude. And actually speaking of some making this back about Bigfoot yetis. So some of the. The Buddhist monks there have a ton of bones and fur of yetis.

[David Lee Corbo]

Really? I wonder if we can find images of that. See, Buddhist monk, yeti fur. Let's see what we got. Buddhist monkey yeti fur. The yeti yeti scalp relic often associated with Buddhist monasteries. In Nepal has been examined by scientists and found to be made from animal hide. Yeah. Okay. Trust me. Yeah. You guys trust the experts. While the relic is not actual yeti fur, I'm asking a demon to tell me the truth. It's still venerated as a sacred object in some monasteries and has been the subject of local legends and pilgrimages for some time. That's interesting. I. I don't. I don't. I don't believe you.

[Top Lobster]

You tell me that's not Mary's head either.

[David Lee Corbo]

You. Well, that's an interesting thing. Is that. Is that actually supposed to be. So let's do skull of Mary Magdalene.

[Thomas]

I mean. Yeah. Weren't they keeping these things? Like there's a lot of battle and. And crazy stuff going on for people's skulls. Like they want to.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, prophetic heads. Yeah, like the. The prophesying head of John the Baptist and. And such. There's a. There's a history of that. Shout out to Juan who just never answers our calls anymore. He talked about that. We did a whole. We did a whole episode here. Let me see if I could share this screen here.

[Steven Moon]

The. The motif is just irregular head and there's been a lot of iracular heads that throughout history.

[David Lee Corbo]

Top. Can you pull this up on there? So this is supposedly. Not that you. Not this right here. Let's do. We'll click on this one for the Wikipedia and we'll see what it has to say.

[Thomas]

The relics of every fighter head.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I mean it's. And then they put it in this gold noggin which is pretty cool looking actually. If you. If you hear. I'll share this one. Can you see some of these images like. Like this one second spider.

[Thomas]

Like it looks like a spider.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, it's. It's encircled by angels. There's two angels in it. So you've got a set of.

[Steven Moon]

I see a. The head of a snake at this angle.

[David Lee Corbo]

No. Well, so. So here, let's go to this one.

[Thomas]

And this thing is horrifying. Like when they did this, did they go good?

[David Lee Corbo]

This is really scary. Yeah, this is not. So the relics of Mary Magdalene are.

[Steven Moon]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're a set of human remains that purportedly belong to the Christian saint Mary Magdalene.

[Thomas]

Oh, Mary Magdalene.

[Steven Moon]

I thought you meant who is Mary?

[Top Lobster]

Who is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who is Harry? Okay, really interesting. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Thomas]

So Harry, Mary is a bigfoot, but Mary Magdalene is also hairy Mary.

[Steven Moon]

Yeah. So there's three. There's at least three Mary's. You know, biblically, Mary Magdalene specifically is the only one that is depicted as Harry Mary.

[David Lee Corbo]

Interesting. What the. What do you.

[Thomas]

What are you guys telling me right now?

[David Lee Corbo]

Which is Bigfoot?

[Top Lobster]

The wife of Jesus was a Bigfoot. Also, Jesus was a Bigfoot. That's a longer conversation.

[David Lee Corbo]

Unbelievable. Hour and a half.

[Top Lobster]

There is Sasquatch Jesus.

[Steven Moon]

Yes, very.

[David Lee Corbo]

The lead, most famous relic is a blackened skull displayed in a golden reliquary at the Basilica of Saint Maximum, La Sante. I'm not gonna do that. French people have.

[Steven Moon]

I think we found the location of the next Bohemian Grove in France.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I mean, it would make sense that ultimately this would all end in France.

[Thomas]

Mary. I haven't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Baby.

[Thomas]

Yeah, I got. I got the hairy Mary over here. I've never even. I've never heard of this.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's. That's crazy, dude.

[Top Lobster]

And those big feet right there.

[David Lee Corbo]

She's got a set of honkers on her. How many toes? Yeah, how many toes is a great question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top. And I went there immediately. Seems like a reasonable amount of toes. Seems like she's got a bit of a bunion going on. She might want to get that look. Very uncomfortable.

[Thomas]

What does the hair mean? Because, like, either she was hairy, or they're showing, like. Or they're showing the hairiness to represent godliness of something.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like. Well, even the angels are like, look at the hair.

[Steven Moon]

Yeah, it's wonderful. There's a few main interpretations. One of them is that it represents perseverance in the desert. Another one is representative of kind of like the corona, the rays coming out of a sun. So, like, the hair represents those rays. And then another representation is just straight up Bigfoot, Right?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. I. I feel like, you know, when they were trying to figuratively say. So, like, think about the Sistine Chapel, right? And you have, like, you know, this is. Man is. Is kind of lazily reaching out to God, and God is extending his finger in an effort to make contact with man. And then man has his finger, like, kind of. And you could look at that and go, oh, I understand that. That makes a lot of sense, right? And then you look at that and you go, oh, that is a symbol of perseverance. And I go, can't fucking understand that. Can't even begin to understand how the hair.

[Top Lobster]

Well, she supposedly was a desert hermit, and so her dedication to God, and she went and was. So I guess maybe this is after Jesus left her and all the kids. I don't know. Anyway, so she's out in the middle of the desert, and this is part of God's like a blessing upon her. So she was out in the desert and her. Her clothes literally rotted off. And God made her a covering of hair.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh.

[Top Lobster]

And so that could be like, a glory. That could be God's glory or the sun rays and a connection of what God ultimately, like a blessing.

[David Lee Corbo]

You.

[Top Lobster]

He turned you into a Sasquatch.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's very utilitarian. Right. It's like you could be out in the desert and if you had no clothes and you notice the only part of your body that doesn't get sunburned is the part that your hair drapes over your shoulders, you might go like, God, Father, please do this to my whole body, because this is. I'm fucking. Really. This is killing me. The sunburn is absolutely brutal. And the exposure is. And then God goes, okay, fucking, you're hairy now. Maybe.

[Top Lobster]

So I know we gotta wrap this up. I would just make a final call here for everybody that is on the fence about Bigfoot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Every Bigfoot. Like. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, I. The next time we do this, we could do some binaural beats. I am one. I'll take some shrooms. We'll make this happen. We'll. We'll get Bigfoot to come and hang out with us.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe that's some in person we have to do in Utah, but.

[David Lee Corbo]

Moon Lake. Shout out. Moon Lake. We're gonna be there, I think. August 14th and 15th. I think. I don't know. Something we're gonna try.

[Top Lobster]

But finally, I would just say every single civilization throughout history has had some incarnation of this wild man. So this is all over Europe. There's the urine in China. This is like. There's ones in Mongolia, there's ones. The Solomon island giants. We didn't even talk about. There's absolute giants. These. It all has this connection. Sometimes they have glowing eyes, sometimes they don't, but almost always are covered in hair, and it happens to be red. They're a very large stature, and every single civilization has talked about it, so it's crazy to believe that they don't exist. Now, how do they appear and disappear? I don't know. This is kind of a psychic thing. I do believe they can't come here physically. Maybe you need your. What kind of God? The. Your Mr. Dr. Pinkerton. His goggles. Maybe you need some of those. Yes, because the human eye is so limited in our visage, what we can actually see as far as, like, frequency and things like that. But he.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would.

[Steven Moon]

I would tack on to what Nate's saying too, though. Like, what is your metric of belief? Is it that it was reported biblically? Bigfoot's in that. Is it that there were government reports? Bigfoot's there too. What about military pores? Bigfoot's there too. So whatever your metric is for credibility and stories, there is at least one reporting of Bigfoot that probably falls within something that you would normally give credit to.

[Top Lobster]

China has been dumping money into looking for the urine since the 1970s.

[Thomas]

I'm looking at. I'm looking at this picture of Harry, Mary, and it's the same. Sorry, this one here, it's the same sort of thing, but I'm looking at the feet now, my feet guy, and it's like again with this odd bunion, but there's five. And then there's like this lump on.

[David Lee Corbo]

The side with this one that. The consistency of that bunion, it really suggests that she had, you know, she had a bunion. That woman was in pain.

[Thomas]

I don't know, dude. It looks like there's like a hint at a six digit because the.

[Steven Moon]

And like an opposable toe almost.

[Thomas]

Yeah, there's something going on. Oh, I don't like this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I think at this point, if you don't believe in Bigfoot, I mean, you know, like you said, the, The Chinese government is certainly got a vested interest in trying to find it. And there's. There's no shortage of Bigfoot stories, like you said, all over the world. And they're. They're biblical, they're governmental, they're all these different things. And it's gotten stranger and stranger over the time. I like to think that we're coming to a head and that soon Bigfoot will reveal itself. Maybe if Esau was a Bigfoot and, and. And Esau did kill Nimrod. When Nimrod spirit is inevitably put into the. The empty husk of the Antichrist and then is then rejuvenated and begins to rule the world for a time. That the Esau's will return in order to help us do battle against the Antichrist. And so maybe we are coming to a place soon where Bigfoot will reveal himself and explain why he's been so distant, why he's not been hanging around.

[Steven Moon]

You're making him sound like Jesus again.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, shit, dude. What have I done here? Maybe there's something. Maybe there's something. There's something more to Bigfoot. I like to think there's something more to Bigfoot.

[Thomas]

Bigfoot. Jesus. I don't even think that. Maybe it's not heretical. We don't know what he looked like. Maybe he was kind of hairy.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true.

[Thomas]

It's weird. This is weird. I don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's weird.

[Thomas]

I don't like.

[David Lee Corbo]

We depict Jesus as very smooth, but I can't read, so I don't really know what they say about.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, that was just Thomas. What was that family? That was just. What's his name?

[David Lee Corbo]

That.

[Top Lobster]

The pretty Jesus Borgia. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then apparently there's some. I don't know. I don't know what to read. I think that the. The real truth is I don't know anything at all. And, And, And I hope you guys enjoy that aspect of the show. But, guys, thank you once again for a wonderful Bigfoot conversation. Where can everybody find your work? And we'll start with. With Nate again.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so again, follow us on reality czars on our rumble. We are officially kicked off of YouTube. I don't remember what we said or did, but probably something terrible and we deserved it. So you can also, if you're an absolute nut like some of the folks in the chat, I recognize some of you guys. You guys are more than welcome to come and hang out with us. We just talked to James Corbett, Dr. Narcolonga. We were actually talking about some weird heretical Christian stuff, but if you want to get into what the was I saying? Anyways, join Schizo News Network Patreon, if you're an absolute psychopath. If not, please stay away from it, because I don't need that anyways. Yeah, don't talk about it. But we love you guys. Thomas. You have all the big stuff. And does bigfoot exist?.com is where we need folks to go because we are currently working on the spreadsheet that we are probably going to turn into something like super serious. And that's going to be added to the website at some point. We're gonna have the, like, we're gonna have the Bigfoot website.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're gonna have to do another Bigfoot.

[Thomas]

Maybe we'll work together because we have some ideas. I don't know if we should even reveal this now, but not necessarily just about Bigfoot, but we have ideas about this and they'll. They'll coincide, definitely.

[David Lee Corbo]

So maybe I think there's something to be done here. We have to keep it under wraps, but we'll. We'll tell you guys.

[Top Lobster]

And I still have that succubus story I got to share with you guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, by the way, I heard your story about your, Your, Your. Your near car crash. Whose show are you on.

[Top Lobster]

Big shout out to Brad.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, Brad of the Awakened podcast. I highly recommend people go and check out that episode because that was a really awesome story and I want to say that was very cool. And I was gripped while I was listening to it. So go and check out Brad's podcast too, so you could hear that Nate's appearance on the Awakened podcast. All right, Thomas. What? Tell me some stuff.

[Steven Moon]

Best way to watch Nate's podcast too is just fully gripped. That not only paranoidamerican.com has got a whole bunch. We just put out this Illuminati comic that me and Donut released back in December to Kickstarters only. It's finally available to everyone else. And that site that we were just showing that does Bigfoot Exist? That's another one of these chick track style pamphlets. So this one is going to break down everything we've been talking about. It's going to have a whole section on Harry Mary. It's going to have a section on every one of these different unique cultures that has a historical Bigfoot. And we've got visual depictions of a lot of them. And that's kind of what's important to me is that a lot of these stories you'll read about the Midwest man eaters or the Big Muddy monster or the Mongolian monster or the Whitehall monster, all these different versions, but there's not a lot of visual references to all of these different things. So part of our goal here was to actually illustrate every single different Bigfoot that's ever been reported, including the Hairy Marys, including the Nephilim style that were reported by Mormon preachers back in the 19th century. So this is a visual index and kind of like an encyclopedia of every different type of Bigfoot. And I don't think anything like this has been created yet.

[David Lee Corbo]

Very cool that you're gonna piss off a lot of people in the old school cryptozoology. Good. But you're, you know, doing this kind of thing is going to pull the conversation in a much more honest direction that I don't think a lot of people were willing to go. Especially not, you know, the, the. The Bigfoot hunters of old, where you just go in the woods and you knock and you whoop and. And you talk about the sightings and the rock throwing. It's like a.

[Steven Moon]

Seeing the petrified poop and footprints. We need something more.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, dude, you got to give us the juice.

[Thomas]

You could. You should consider making this waterproof and then like advertising it to people as like a manual to take on your hike. This kind of thing.

[Steven Moon]

It 100 is at the very end of this pamphlet. It has all sorts of tips on exactly what to look for, like the different types of markings that are left on the trees. It even has some advisories on how to avoid men in black that might try and intercept you if you do encounter a Bigfoot. So it is. It's trying to be the most holistic version of not just a field guide, but a how to guide.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's.

[Thomas]

It's funny because it's like. It borders on hilarious comedy. But then you look at Thomas, and Thomas is like, I'm completely serious.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, but seriously. But seriously, seriously, I. I would rec. I don't think you can do it. I don't think, like, a 9 millimeter will do anything to him. But if there was. If you had any hope. I just feel like spending the money and getting a couple of silver rounds. Would, you know, why not? Why not? If you're gonna go.

[Steven Moon]

I think the heart attack gun is a nice backup too.

[David Lee Corbo]

But I hear that he has two hearts, so I don't know what that means. If you need two guns.

[Thomas]

The Jew. The Jew has two souls. This is different.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a little. This is. No, that's. The Bigfoot has two hearts. Somebody lobotomized one after they killed a teenager and found that it had two hearts and two voice boxes.

[Top Lobster]

Boxes, dude, you need extra heart to pump all the blood down to that fat dong.

[David Lee Corbo]

That. That two prong. Dong, baby. Yeah. A hundred percent. All right.

[Steven Moon]

Don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Heart. That's one. One. One heart for my dong top. Get. Bring us the. Out of here. Dude.

[Thomas]

Dude. Thank, guys. Thanks again for being on. And we will catch you next time tomorrow probably. Don't forget to obey, submit, and comply. Bye.

[David Lee Corbo]

The greatest hypnotist on planet earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade them that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see, because they'll act in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening. And they have.

[Thomas]

What's up, guys? We're done with the show, but stick around because we're gonna give you a little 30 minutes of TLC. Maybe you'll like it, maybe you won't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whatever.

[Thomas]

Stay tuned. Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo]

A hunks thing. Alex is into all sorts of debauchery, right? We know that he bought trannies. Well, they were really drag queens, but there's no difference in my book. It's Just a. It really. What it is, is a. Is. Is a class issue, meaning if you can't afford this surgery, you're a drag queen, but if you got money, you're a tranny. That's my own. I think that's what's going on there. So, anywho, he's into all kinds of debaucherous stuff. And he does hunks, which is where he has these dudes, they show up on stage and they take their clothes off and they're all oiled up. So I guess we kind of did that. And. And he's got, you know, a lady fan base that are into the hunks. And he posted it to that page as if it was the hunks. And they said that I won. They said that I won. But you know why I won? I know exactly why I won. Because I was wearing jeans and boots that, like, they were brown leather boots. That's why. That's why they thought that I won. So women don't care about muscles that much, although they do sometimes. They'd be like, oh, no, but they do. You know, women on the Internet will be like, we don't care about muscle. But they do. But really, what it is, if you pair it up, you know, I had a brown leather belt. Brown. Brown boots, effectively, and. And. And blue denim on. And also childbearing hips. Childbearing hips. That was. That was the real kicker there. So that's why I. I won in the eyes of, you know, whatever. Whatever. The ladies on the Internet. Okay. All right. So. So here, let's. Let's play this. So that's my est. I think he's got an aneurysm. I think he's had a stroke. I think he probably did that because he was on a ton of gear, which he was exposed for having been on. So now knowing that the two symptoms are the uneven pupils in the neurological. The neurotic behavior. Have a gander more.

[Steven Moon]

All of this is happening.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're coming to you. I've challenged you, man to man, to a fight. Honorable and we don't have to pretend or make any videos. The world is watching.

[Steven Moon]

They'll make the videos for us. And you don't have to hold a camera. You can hold the hand of somebody that you love. Because what happens next to you, you're.

[David Lee Corbo]

Going to need to remember that feeling. You're going to need something more than.

[Steven Moon]

What you did to give you something to fight for, because I have my family to fight for.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's. And then I'll Die for them. You know, I think he's issuing this to Joe Rogan, by the way. That, and you're a black belt. But you. You. That was weird. Is his tongue, like, really blue? I think his tongue is super blue. I want to slow this down because that's interesting. I don't know. I don't know if we have any doctors in the. We're gonna mute this for a second. Boom, boom, boom. His tongue is looking real weird. Whoa. Did you guys see that? What the fuck, dude? Am I tripping? So. So. Okay. He's got uneven pupils. Methylene blue. Gin. I wonder. That's interesting. That's interesting. Yeah, I don't really know anything about that. Like a chow chow. Oh, are you talking. He's talking about my nipples. That's not nice. That's interesting. Yeah, maybe he's taking methylene blue. That stains your tongue for a while after you take it. So what is that for? I know that was a big thing. Oh, it could be. Who said that? Somebody. Yeah, J Vol says he's on Blue Chew. He could be. He's just on a lot of boner medication. That's interesting, dude. So what is it supposed to do? Does anybody know? Yeah, he got high on attention from getting high on tests and can't let go. Seems that way. Don't take meth. Blue. What is the. What? What? I don't understand what it's supposed to be. Here. Let's do a little goog, then. Benefits. Alleged benefits. Benefits of ashwagandha. I swear to God. That was also made popular from Rogan's podcast. That's what's coming up in the search results of meth. All right. It's like you, methylene blue, okay. Methylene blue is a dye with a range of purported health benefits, although researcher research is ongoing and some of the users are not. Some of the uses, I'm sorry, are not FDA approved. Here's a breakdown of potential benefits. Brain and cognitive function. I. Doesn't seem to be helping, given his. His behavior. Improved memory and learning study suggests MB may enhance cognitive function, including memory and learning, particularly in models of neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer's. That's interesting. So, to me, if he's got a. If he had an aneurysm and he's experiencing neurological disorders, could he be potentially taking methylene blue to try to rectify whatever is going on, neurologically speaking? I didn't know that I was going to end up psychoanalyzing this motherfucker, but studies in rats with a Condition mimicking Alzheimer's disease showed that MB improved learning and memory. In a study of health individuals, a single oral dose of MB improved performance on a short term memory task. Neuroprotective effects. MB may protect brain cells and potentially help treat or prevent neurodegenerative diseases by protecting neurons from oxidative stress and neuroinflammation. Interesting. That's very interesting. Hmm. Okay, let's. Let's let her bans dyes in foods. Not this blue one. Drink lots. Yeah, that's rfk, right? Help me get off Adderall. That's fascinating. Are you now on methylene blue? Just checking to see what the chat is saying. Instinctively. The meth. Methylene blue makes me nervous. I agree. I agree. Huh. It could be. Maybe it's just windshield washer fluid. Could be Q helps mitochondrial function. Mitochondrial function is just a. What? Mitochondria. Mitochondria is the powerhouse in the cell. Right? Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. There, I did it. I don't know what the that means. Helps with cognitive function. Says baked cd. Interesting. Interesting. I see that the chat is a little split on it. Subliminal messenger. Sweet, sweet. Subliminal messenger. Good to see you, brother. Z Man is going to turn into Papa Smurf. Why? Z Man's taking it. Oh, he's been taking it for a while and he likes it. And let me tell you something, Z Man, he does dish up bangers. Albeit they're all to my detriment and they hurt very much. And they're very distracting while I'm trying to do the show. Very distracting. I'm trying to interview a guest. I look down and Z Man is just on fire in the chat. You know how hard it is to not laugh. Live. The powerhouse of the cell. Yes. Methylene blue gives me a stomachache, so forget it. Yeah, Yeah. I mean, that would definitely put me off to it. All right, well, let's let this method keep going. Oh, wait, he's on. He's on 25 speed. Let's fix that up. And. And he's muted.

[Steven Moon]

But you.

[David Lee Corbo]

You.

[Steven Moon]

You've never come across something like this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Willing to die hoping that you'll choke me out. I pray to God because that's a dream come true. It feels good.

[Steven Moon]

And then the limbs I'm fighting for of my family.

[David Lee Corbo]

So limb, limb, limb, limb, limb, limb. Go ahead. Why are you fighting from your family? For Joe. From Joe Rogan. Is Joe Rogan coming to kill your family? I would love to watch a fight between Joe Rogan and the Liver King. If I'm being perfectly honest. Who the wouldn't. That would be incredible. I can't even call them midgets. They're likely the same height as me. I think they just look comical because of how muscular they are. When you put on too much muscle at my height, then it just. It emphasizes your height. But why is this guy got it in his mind that he's fighting for his family? Interesting. I imagine he's got some martial arts combat. I don't follow the Liver King like that. But I don't think you get to run in those circles and then don't end up doing like Jiu Jitsu and at Jean Jacques Machada, whatever the his name is. But. But then you have to contend with something else. And I weigh 177 pounds. An actual savage.

[Steven Moon]

And so at first you're like that guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

That guy. Right. When you. All of a sudden, he did get your attention. Which I already did before this. You're saying, I'm gonna choke that. That piece of. I'm gonna choke him out.

[Steven Moon]

So warriors do.

[David Lee Corbo]

You and Andrew Tate are good warrior, good warriors, but you're actually better than that. Real tension. We have comedy. Comedy that you do is good and true. True. We have real tension.

[Steven Moon]

But what I see in you is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Comedy is good and true. Touch points.

[Steven Moon]

Well, people laugh if we don't make fun of them at their expense.

[David Lee Corbo]

They laugh.

[Steven Moon]

You should all make fun of me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Liver.

[Steven Moon]

You should all make fun of me at my expense.

[David Lee Corbo]

What the. You see him was struggling to say Liver King. That was weird. He like caught himself and he was disappointed in himself for saying Liver King. And he's trying to use like the right. He is trying to be careful. He almost said him and Andrew Tate are good warrior boys, but then he stopped and he just called them warriors. So he's like. He's being careful. It's weird. I wonder if there's actually anything there or if this guy has just lost his marbles. It's also strange to me, like, this guy has a beautiful property. I've seen him go around and show you, like the Liver King ranch, you know, acreage and acreage looks beautiful. How do you maintain that? What has he done to maintain that? Where's his money tied up? Let's see what the Liver King owns. What company does the Liver King own? What company makes the best liver worse? Ancestral supplements. Anything else? Heart and soil. Okay. Co owns, I guess. Let's do the Wikipedia. So early life. Wait a second. The Johnson family were Originally from Oklahoma, but Brian was born in Puerto Rico. Disgusting. Due to his father's job in the U. S. Air force, Johnson claims he was active in sports. Blah, blah, blah. Were they Jews? I don't know. Every time I see early life now, I just can't help but go there. Undersized for his age and he had a bad speech impediment that required excess extensive speech therapy. So that's interesting. He was active in BMX and he was undersized for his age and he had a bad speech impediment which leads to all of the overcompensating I'm sure that we see today. He stated he was bullied frequently and claims that he was knocked unconscious after a bully punched him in the back of the head in the first day of middle school. Fuck. This is what happens when you. You bully a man. You bully a man and he. Or you bully a child and then he grows up to eat buffalo testicles. Shame on you. Johnson co owns the supplement company Heart and Soil with Paul Saladino. I do like Paul Saladino and I do like his work. And I think what he's done on seed oils and defense chemicals is pretty fascinating. I highly recommend checking out his Johnson's dietary recommendation. Eating raw meat, nobody cares. Steroid used. Despite repeatedly having. Denying having ever used anabolic steroids to attain his physique, it was revealed in late 2020 or sorry, 2022, he regularly used multiple steroids including I have IGF1 and testosterone. This. Spent $11,000 on pharmaceuticals a month. A month. And he was saying that he wasn't taking any. That's a. That's a wild. That's a wild lie. Joe Rogan accuses Dwayne Johnson and others of being. Yeah, yeah, we don't care about that. But what about the companies? All right, so I guess he just co owns with Paul Saladino. So you own a supplement company and you get a fucking. A wild. Oh my God, really? Tyler says, I tried to send 9 11, but PayPal is acting up. But the intention is there and that's what really matters. You know what, I wonder if they were like, no, you're not going to send. Did you try sending 912 or 910? I wonder if it's the fucking 911. I'll beat Tate's ass with a foot jab and a right cross. A foot jab? What's a foot jab? I've never heard of a foot jab in my life. I don't think I could beat up Andrew Tate going, I'm just checking with the chat. Tate was like a seven time world champion kickboxer. Yeah, he would. He would wipe the floor with me. There's no way the meth king, he could be on meth. But literally, I think when you're on, you know, methylene blue is a different story, but when you're on meth, you lose so much body mass. I don't think he would look the way he was if he was truly on meth. He's fighting ghosts that are made of himself. That's what it seems like. Tate is not a worry. No, he's definitely. I mean, seven time world kickboxing champion. If I know he's definitely a kickboxing champion. I don't know if Q is correct, but I wouldn't be surprised at all. That guy would beat the brakes off of me and the Liver King at the same time. Let me see. I see when Top laughs at a comment on Patreon Z man. Yeah, you guys, it's really hard to focus on the show because you guys say insane things. All right, all right, all right. Let's go back down to the chat. We'll finish this video, and then we're gonna get into. We're gonna get into whatever the hell everybody else says. Muay Thai, my ass. Dave, what is that? What? What? A foot jab. Are you talking about like an oblique kick or like a push kick to the gut with the ball of your foot? I've never heard it called the foot jab. But to be perfectly honest, for all the time that I was in boxing and all the different coaches that I went to, they all had a different technique and a different name for it. A shovel hook was one that was only used in, like, one of my boxing gyms. I never heard the term shovel hook again, but, yeah, I've never heard of a foot jab. If you get jacked on meth, female bodybuilders in Australia use it during prep. Interest. Oh, you can get jacked off of meth? Really? Okay. All right, well, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Okay. Push kick. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. All right, let's. Let's finish this up. Trust me that it still works. And.

[Steven Moon]

And then you should get paid for it. And let's go. Let's go.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're.

[Steven Moon]

Because we're leaving.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're going to Austin. What was my very last point? That we're gonna kick Joe Rogan's ass?

[Nate]

That we.

[Steven Moon]

The real G said it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh. Oh, that's. It's my speech. Justin Fitz. Weird. So that was actually gonna be. My next question is, are the people around him, like his wife and such, are they not concerned? And it kind of seems like. I don't know. They were. I don't know if that was his wife or not, but looked like he had family and friends around him and. And they're. They don't. They definitely don't seem concerned. I don't know, guys. I recommend checking out these fucking. These videos. Let me see if there's any in the comments. Because he's so strange. Pretty sure he's on method and I'm not sure what it does. I've googled it to no answer. Getting blood work done. Last week, I started talking to this girl who was getting a drug test. She told me that she used to do meth, but did methylene blue to come off. Is there a. Is there a overlap there? Methylene blue and meth, is there an overlap? I wouldn't have guessed that they were the same thing. Is it amphetamine? Is it a liquid amphetamine? And that's why it helps cognitive function. He almost lost the eye that dilated. It's permanently dilated now while working out with elastic bands when one side came loose and hit him in the eye. He made a bunch of videos about it a year look at me. And I'm speculating as to whether or not this nigga had an aneurysm. That's very fucking funny. Rogan would probably kill this guy. As in dead toe tag dead. I mean, yeah, Rogan is. He's a great, you know, martial artists. And I. I guess if you mean he's gonna shoot him, sure. He's a great shot too. But I wonder if they just do it in the context of like Jiu Jitsu or something. Does it? Does. Is a Liver King a black belt? I don't know. Anywho, let's get into the content. I'm sorry, guys. I just wanted to show you. I thought that was interesting. He's a weird guy. Went away for a long time. There's a couple of those micro celebrities that really blew up in a weird way. The Liver King is not so different, in my opinion, from fucking Salt bae. And Salt BAE has given rise to a bunch of like, Turkish midgets who like, slap your steak and flip it through the air a bunch of times before feeding it to you manually with their hands. And I'm. I'm really. I have a lot of resentment for that. I know I'm not supposed to. I know that that's not the way. And the Lord doesn't call to have resentment. I have a lot of resentment for all of these white T shirt wearing, slick back haired Turkish midgets that flip the steak around a bunch of times after it's like wrapped in a. In a layer of gold. And then they, they. They hand feed it to you. And you pay thousands of dollars to do that because they bring the steak to you in a. In a briefcase. A briefcase made of wood. And the wood is from like an ancient oak tree. And it's like, it's this whole weird process that would never exist if it wasn't for the. What's this nigga's name? Salt Bay. All right, street fights. We got Shaq versus Joe Rogan from the John Black. It's a minute long, let's make it big, and let's take some bets. Anybody want to take some bets? Anybody want to take some bets? Let's say Shaq versus Joe Rogan. Who do you got? Let's have a look. Let's have a gander at their physiques. Well, that doesn't bode well for Joe Rogan. I'm gonna go ahead and say that my smart money is on the black. It's on Shaq. You could do a B or a W if you want to do that. You could do a B or a W. I'm going B. I don't typically take B, but this is the smart money's on B. Jim Norton is going to take out Shaq. This guy does look like Jim Norton. Jim Norton is disgusting, huh? I used to think he was funny. And then the more I just examined him, I'm like, this guy's gross. At least he's honest, though. I appreciate that. W For the homies. Okay. All right, we'll take it. It's not smart. Oh, a lot of people going W. A lot of people go in W. Yep. I hate to see it, but I hate to say it, but I think B is gonna win. Even Gin is saying blat. For today. For now, Jen. Right? Just for now. We'll do it for now, but not again. Not again. Let's see. W.W. all right. A lot of golf cart. There's always the third option, ladies and gentlemen. Golf cart is a valid option that is a placeholder for either a third opponent or a vehicle of some sort. Whether it be a golf cart, moped, motorcycle, airplane. Doesn't matter. It just says there's a third element. That we're not picking up in this video. And something else is going to happen. Patrice o' Neill called norton mushroom face, and now they've taken it outside. God rest his soul. Huh? Nancy with the big W. Ill place w. Nancy. Ill place W. I'm thinking B. All right, guys. I'm gonna let it look. See, the nether knight says the car could be the car. It could be the car. Let's go, guys. Let's go. It seems like we got a lot of, I don't know, hard to say, Kind of right evenly down the middle. WWW. It's kind of a lot of W's. You guys are hopelessly in it for the. The white race cues. Cue the danger music says white dude's gonna bite his dick off. I don't know, dude. Let's see what happens here. That does not bode well. This is gonna be an ass whooping.

[Top Lobster]

Oh.

[David Lee Corbo]

That was a stiff jab. And this black guy, this shack guy, is a gentleman. A gentleman because he didn't ground and pound him. He didn't go and clobber him. He just checked him twice and gave him the ability to leave, hop on his little bike and sail away into the sunset. And he didn't take it. Ah. You ever try to just sound tough and talking and you sound gay? That's what just happened. He says, I'm gonna do you real nice. And the guy goes, do me. That's what I like. Let's listen to that again. When. When trash talking goes wrong. That's what I like. Can I get captions for that? I want to read that. That's how good it is. No, they're not going to give me captions. Unbelievable. Very embarrassing. Trash talking. That's what I like. I like. What do me. Ah, double down. He doubled down. Do me. That's what I like. I like. What do me. Damn, dude. This is crazy. Not good. Yeah, right. Who said that? Freud has entered the chat. Do me. That's what I like. Oh, no. Very embarrassing. Very embarrassing. Oh, no. All right, all right. Let's see what happens. Let's see what happens. On. Come on, come on, come on, come on, Come on. Let it go. Your buddy on the bike says let it go. Come on. Get off. Break this. Shout out to the cameraman for cropping that. I'm not shaking. Get the on. Get the on. Get the on. Damn. That is a big black dude. That is a broad brown man. Look at the shoulders on that negro. That's crazy. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he just dropped the out of you. And you had every opportunity to just leave. It's wild how some people can't back down from a fight, even though it's clearly not going to go their way, even though they're being given every opportunity to just. Just go, man. Just go. Who's gonna remember this? Well, I mean, maybe you're a local yokel, right? And everybody's gonna hang over your head the time that you. But honestly, dude, you're like, maybe five feet. Either that or this guy's a giant. I think it's a mixture of both. Nobody's gonna fault you for doing that. Now you've got brain bleed. I got all that. Yeah. Now, what if he just killed that guy? Prison for life. Well, that's the big scary thing about fights, man. That's the big scary thing about fights is. Is. Is the brain bleed. You know, it's not out of the realm of possibility to knock somebody the fuck out and then they die. So there we go, guys. The smart money was on B. All you W's. I get it. I get it. I know what you were doing. But that's a big black dude, and that was a small white man. Cheers. I get it. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with a little misplaced optimism now and again, but it's important to point it out so that we don't make the same mistakes twice. No. And capsy, look what just happened. You can't say always. W. We gotta be smart here. Ah, Nancy. I bet with my emotions. Have you learned nothing from Toad? Have you learned nothing from Toad? 100%. That guy was likely my size. Likely my size. That's like when I thought that Joe Rogan was very short. And then I used Sam Tripley as a unit of measurement and realized that we're the same height. Not good. Not good. Holy crap. All right, let's see what else we got here. Who was that? The John Black. Thank you for the banger, brother. Great video, D. John Black. Let's see what else he's got. Oh. Oh, I think we saw these broads fighting. Yeah. Yeah, we saw these broads fighting. Okay, let's see what else we got. Thank you to the John Black guys. If you want to send any content, you can find me on X at David El Corbo. That's on X at David El Corbo. And just simply DM me. And then it would be nice if you sent an N. You see how this N has been sent right here is a great N. But this was sent on June 14th. He's not sent another one. It's been fucking 10 days. That's fine. Whatever. Whatever. Send it in. That way I know what's good. All right. Knowing is half the battle. Oh, I was watching this video the other day, and it's great. These old GI Joe videos are hilarious. You can make it just jump. It's too far. Lady J, where did you come from? I just crawled out of a Jewish rape tunnel. Can you help me? Sure. Jews have always helped Negroids get to places where they don't belong.

[Steven Moon]

Like when we brought millions of Africans.

[David Lee Corbo]

To America on our slave ships. Use that wooden plank as a bridge. We'll check it out. Zman. Now we know how to steal from construction sites. And knowing is half the battle. Now we know how to steal from construction sites. It's hilarious. I really love these. There's a couple of them, and they're really good. Z. Mandy showed that. What is this? I don't know if we saw this. When you come home blind and drunk and forget where the door is. Let's watch. Let's have a gander. Sorry, Z Man. I didn't realize. I. I passed over this great black content. Great black. Holy. Honestly, she might be all right. I think she was so faced. You know what they say about people who get into car accidents because they fell asleep behind the wheel and how they tend to be less damage than people who get into, you know, car accidents while they're awake. So while you're awake and you see it coming, you tense up and everything becomes quite rigid. And when you're rigid, you know, you're not going with the flow of the accident. And that's what causes a lot of breakages and things like that. People who are asleep, they're just kind of floppy poppy in the seat, and that keeps them from getting up. I think that's kind of what happened here. Her body bounces, too. Watch the way it bounces when she lands on the step and then bounces up and then lands on the landing. That was so cool. I like that. There's something there. Somebody with musical talent. Figure that one out. That was a banger. She sounded like a minivan jumping off a cliff. Unbelievable. They survive at a higher rate. Right, Right, right. So if you. All right, maybe she could be dead. I don't know. I'm just saying, if she turned out to be alive, it would be because she bounced, you know? There you go. Almost got a nice beat going. You can see. You can see where I was going. You guys saw that Right. You guys saw that there was something there. Cue the danger. Music says I'm on it. You felt it, right? That's what was happening. That's what was happening. Kanye gonna seal that beat. Yes. Yes. We need somebody to get Kanye on it. Sounds like the Terminator theme. I don't remember that being in the Terminator. Oh, my God. Sounded like Gwen Stefani. Oh, my God. Right at the beginning of Bananas. This is bananas, by the way. I have to work on my new intro because I can't have a TLC dark mode in a. In a. In a timeline cleanse and have it be the same music intro. So I'm working on it. I've got some real good music for the. For the, you know, kind of the. That. That vibe, that nighttime vibe. So we're gonna get a new intro by the next one. You'll see production going up. Yeah, yeah. This is Bananas. I don't remember how it goes in the beginning, man. That lady got up. That was real cool to see. There's something there. Something's got to drop after that. And I don't mean this black's body. I mean, like a whole series of beats. You could do whatever you want. I mean, I like the attitude, but I'm super limited by the, you know, retardation. Why didn't you do push ups? So. So, yeah, I mean, I. A little bit of clarification, really. It's. It's a. I'm gonna be forward. It's a lack of discipline that caused me to have no physique whatsoever when it. When it came to the competition with Cole. But the reason that I didn't have the discipline is. Is number one, my wife canceled my gym membership. This is all true. It sounds like excuses, and I guess it probably is excuses, but, you know, here comes the two to the three to the four. Thank you very much, Ancap. But first it was the cancellation of the gym membership. Why'd she cancel the gym membership? Because we were moving, which is, you know, very stressful and, you know, whatever. So first she cancels the gym membership. So I have my first week without the gym, which is, you know, a problem. And then we go on a cruise for a week, and it's not really a problem in the way of food because all I basically eat is meat on the cruise, which is fun, but I can't use the gym there because I'm retarded and only bought flip flops because I'm on a cruise, and they wouldn't let me in the gym with the The. The flip flops. Okay, okay, okay. And then when I come back from the cruise, I have to pack up my entire apartment and move in seven days. So for the next week after. So week one, no gym. Week two, cruise, week three, pack up an entire apartment. And then, of course, after the apartment's packed up, I then have to move. So there's several days of unpacking after I move and all this other. And then because of the stress of it all, I get sick. And I've been sick, and I'm still sick. I don't know what's going on. I think I should go maybe to the doctor, but I don't want to. I had it. But there was a time when I was gonna go to the doctor. You guys remember that? And I said, I gotta go because I have a doctor's appointment. And then I streamed for too long, but I don't want to go to the doctor's appointment because I feel like the doctors are just gonna give me antibiotics, and then the antibiotics are just gonna kill my immune system and destroy my gut flora, my gut biome. You know what I mean? So it's a huge problem. Tyler says, where are the other chats at? This show streams in three places, or really two places. Rumble. And to our Patreon members. And then it exists afterwards on Only Rumble Patreon. And an RSS feed. There's an RSS feed. So if you're into that sort of thing, you can go to Spotify or you can go to Apple Podcasts and you can find Timeline Cleanse. Isn't that nice? You can find TLC Dark Mode on these platforms if you're into that sort of thing. Yeah. Doctors aren't trustworthy. That's. But also, don't let it go for too long. Last time it went for too long, I got pneumonia and a collapsed lung, and that wasn't good. But I am considering just shooting up testosterone. I think that would be great for my endocrine system, especially now that I've lost the testicle because of cancer and, you know, whatever, whatever, whatever. All right, let's see what else everybody's got. Let me go here, and then we're gonna go there. I leave Patreon, and he pulls up one from Patreon. I'm sorry. You know, I'm. Guys. All right, let's see what we got here. I just want to see what happens. She just lays there. That's right. And then we get the big, stupid Instagram thing. All right, one more from Z Man. And then we'll move on. This is just from around and find out. Okay, guys. Oh my God. Austin, stop it. Austin, are you okay? Holy. Are these all autistic children? All these kids are up. This is a weird move. I don't know what he didn't think at all beyond the tumbler slap. He goes, I got this steel tumbler. I'll whack him in the head with that. That'll put him down. It's likely an aluminum tumbler. Right? I'll whack him. Or stainless, I'll whack him with that. And that'll put him down. And then when it fails to put down his opponent, which, you know, you should have seen that coming. He doesn't know what else to do. He just. He just. He passively looks beyond the guy that he just hit and waits for the. The, the. The recourse. Bizarre kids are so bizarre. Teenagers are so goofy. Especially autistic ones. Oh my God. Austin, stop it. Austin, are you okay? Holy. That's hilarious. Very strange. Unbelievable. Here, let's do another one. Oh, no. These are all. Raven stole my whale seed. I don't have to pee yet, but maybe we'll play those when I have to pee. All right, I'll keep you in mind, Z man. Let's see what else we got. We got one from JC who couldn't be bothered to send me an N. Oh no. But he did. Oh no. Oh, he sent it. He sent the dark meat. What are you doing, baby? This is crazy. This is. This is. This is rough. Yeah. Low income, low impulse control, and bad at judging mass or weight. I think he. He thought that it was gonna be, you know, more. More impactful than that. More impactful for that. Than that. My husband's on testosterone. He's 50 though. But he feels so much better every day. I'm wondering if I qualify because I lost a nut. My only problem is it's like as soon as you start taking artificial or not artificial. I don't know what the. If it's fucking real. I don't know. I don't understand it. I just imagine that your body will slow its natural production of testosterone. And I also know that you can boost testosterone by just lifting heavy and eating meat, which I almost exclusively eat meat. My. My mother in law is like sort of a vegetarian vegan a little bit. And. And she, I can tell, has been astounded with how much steak I. I cook myself a lot of. A lot of steak. I cook myself quite a bit. He probably like a bulldog. Are you talking about her 50 year old husband. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Holy crud. Muffins. Yeah. I can't believe I overlooked that. That was a banger of a line. Q says, what an idiot. If you hit a man and he doesn't go down, you don't stop hitting him until he falls. That's right. Hey, sweetheart, what are you doing? That's cool. My wife says, hi, guys. I know a lot of you guys got to meet my wife. You didn't believe that she was real. And then I was told by a couple of drunk people that what did I do to bag my wife? That. That it was strange that she was so beautiful and that I wasn't. And that I must have paid her quite a bit. And I've told you guys, it's wild because not only did I not pay her, but for whatever reason, she married me when I was incredibly poor. Z man says, hi, Ms. Master. Unbelievable. She doesn't like that you've called. She's begun throwing things around. Nancy says, hi, Nancy. My wife says, hi, Nancy. She says she likes you. Yeah. We've grafted Nancy into the family and Nancy is officially an honorary Corbeau. And so. And also the rules are, when Nancy ends up getting fired from her job for watching Timeline, Cleanse and all these other things that we'll have to hire her. So it'll be good. You could teach my son all about murder. I think it'll be a great. A great exchange. It's like having a foreign exchange student because she's. Yeah, she's like Japanese. Are you sure? I am. I am sure. Yeah, yeah, she's Japanese. And, and so we can bring her over. She can teach our son about murder and how to speak Japanese and. Okay. Z Man says okay, fine. Hi, Cindy. Z Man, he. He. He crushes. He sold his nut for her. Not true. Not true. I really don't understand why she said yes. Does she call you Mommy Master as well? No, nobody calls me Mommy Master except for you psychopaths. No. Nancy's been adopted. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right, all right, let's get back. Half jab. Yeah. Half zipper head. Half pan face, gook. All right, let's see. Oh, that's nice. Marty Mack says, I will say that it has had a positive impact on the old married sex life. That's her husband taking testosterone. Yeah, I've been saying that maybe I should take testosterone because I lost my testicle. Well, I didn't lose it, but I think that once you start taking it, your body slows down its natural production. Of testosterone. And then what happens if you don't take testosterone anymore? You turn into a lady. Did you hear that thing? There was a. Something that happened recently. Was an article. I know. Maybe it was an article. No, it was a Reddit post. I'm sorry. An article. It's the same thing. Jesus Christ, Raleigh. That there was a gay dude who. One thing led to another. And his doctor. It was like a. Unrelated. A medical situation where his doctor started recommending that he was on testosterone replacement therapy. Therapy. And. And to lift weights. I forgot why it was. But long story short, he started to crave women. Wild. Who to thunk it. Who to thunk it. Love you, baby. All right, anyway, let's watch these giant, fat black women.

[Steven Moon]

I don't care what your reason is here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hello. Hi. Me and my friend, Mr. Isn't that demeaning? Like, why is he. Why are you letting him pick you up? Because, you know, it's a challenge because, you know you weigh 400 pounds. That's weird. In his defense, like, he probably can squat a lot, but he wouldn't squat it with all the weight only on his right shoulder. Right. Like, all the weight is only on his right shoulder. This is a weird way to try to carry that kind of weight.

[Top Lobster]

Girl.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yo, what if he just drops her on her skull? Honestly, that probably did some irreparable damage. Good God. That is a certified mocha Boulder. I do like the music, though. So what happens? He just pushes on her fat ass to kind of distribute the weight a little more evenly. The boys tell me my name is. We're gonna slow mo. This one we got. We gotta get this at slow mo. Hold on. So this is a classic kind of a situation where you ever see somebody hanging from something and they're swinging their legs a little bit and they. They think that they know where their foot placement is going to land, but instead their feet keep moving forward. That's. That's pretty much what happens here. Let's slow this down. I want to look at everything as it ripples when it hits the ground. Let's do half speed. Is that on half speed? Did that work? Yeah. Okay, good. We don't like that sound anymore, though. Let's get rid of that. We do 25 speed. Speed. I think that's worth 25 speed. Your homie really helped you get him up there too. I mean, he had it. He had it going on, but because of her uneven distribution, he couldn't finish this. He couldn't do the rep. And he goes to drop her, but her feet. Nasty. Whose fault is that? There's a lot of people at fault, but most of all, first and foremost, the white man. The white man is. Is at fault. Here, fix your sound drops. And dude, I don't even know how I got. I say it every episode. You buy like a. This thing is incredibly expensive, this roadcaster piece of. And I can't make it. Not very loud, huh? Not very loud. Don't know what to do about that. I've tried. I've tried it. It just doesn't. Doesn't. Doesn't work. Blame the parents or the absent of the parents. Yeah, agreed. Jail the parents maybe is a better move. Wood. Subliminal messenger taking one for the team, but nobody called for it. Strange, Strange. The white man's fault for bringing them here. Who owned the boats, Z man? Who owned the boats? Unbelievable. Oh, disgusting. Doomsday cracker says labonte tsunami. Everybody knows that the labonte is the area between the asshole and the balls or vagina. Sure, on women, the labonte is much smaller than on men, but still it holds. That's what the labonte is, a Labanti tsunami. Imagine the smell. Good God. Subliminal messenger says, enjoying the slow mo. Not gonna lie. The Moors did this to us. It was the Jews. It was the Jews. That's who owned the boats, or so I'm told. They trafficked my grandmother. That's very funny. I actually told that story on stage where I have this picture of my grandmother who was a slave. And I just imagine that the picture that I had of her was her slave photos. Old black and white photos. She's very. All kind of an old curmudgeon. You know, she looks very upset and. And there's like a bunch of information. You know, it kind of looks almost like a passport type of deal, but not quite. And then there is a series of holes punched in this paperwork that make the Star of Rem fan. The Jewish star. The, you know, the alleged Star of David, maybe. But either way, I thought that this symbol meant that she was trafficked here because she came from Spain and she was traded to Uruguay, according to my family. So knowing that, I said, ah, well, look, she's. She was trafficked by the Jews. There's their star. That's who owned the boats. It was the Jews. And. And so I showed Lauren Witsky one day. I was hanging out with her somewhere. I forgot where we were, and I said, look at my grandma. She is a black slave. And. And she goes, what's that symbol? And I go, it's I think it's the Jews, they trafficked her. So she goes, send that to me. I send it to her and she posts it and I go, look it. That's so crazy. And everyone's like, oh my God, the Jews trafficked this guy's grandma. And then one dude. All it took was one dude who could speak Spanish because Uruguay is in South America and the paperwork was in Spanish. One guy said, no, that's like the. Just a symbol for the local police. Your grandmother was like a criminal. This is like paperwork from her doing criminal shit. Very embarrassing. Never took the post down. And I'll still tell people that the Jews trafficked my grandma because I know that in my heart I don't need silly paperwork to tell me that my grandmother was a criminal. I know that. But who owned the boats? Who owned the boats that bought that? That wide nosed criminal to South America who did that? Yeah, she was just black. That's a redundancy black criminal. That's like saying wet water. We already know that. Guys, this is a donation based show. I'm gonna take a minute to address any of the potential donations that came in. I don't know that any donations actually came in. I'm not gonna lie, it doesn't look like any donations came in. We're going to look really briefly to see if any donations came in and then we're gonna get back to the show. This is a donation based show, guys. If you derive any value from here, yada, yada yada, you want to make your money my money. Rumble rants is a cool way to do it, but there are cooler ways to do it. You can find me on Cash app at David Corbo. No dollar sign David Corbo on Cash app. You can see it on the ticker even if I mispronounce it. You could also find me on PayPal and Venmo D Corbo 7 on PayPal and Venmo. All right, we do have a five dollar super chat from Xerox. Let me give you a noise that you can't hear. And he says Liver king had an exercise band break and hit his eye and he is probably drinking Methylene blue. Man, if I only address these, these Rumble rants sooner I might actually know a thing or two about what the fuck I'm showing you guys. Thank you, Xerox. My brother in Christ who believes in everything he sees on the Internet just like me. And who is not burdened by an unbelievable gooning addiction. Praise the Lord. Zesty D with the dollar Donation says reschedule with archivist. He had some info on the true holy Land, not Israel, but is in Utah. Hence none of this war even mattering. That's interesting, Zesty D. Because it seems that the hill that all of the telepathy tapes kids meet on may actually be in Utah. And then Skinwalker Ranch is also in Utah. And then so is what is it like bulletproof Wolf Ranch or some like that? That's fascinating, Archivist. I might talk to him. There was a reason though, that I was like I was gonna talk to him and he said yes. And then something threw me like a little bit of a red flag and I wasn't too sure if I still wanted to go down that route. Zesty D, if you're still in here or anybody who knows of the archivist, tell me a little bit about him. Does he or does he not weakest air horn of all time? Yes, yes, yes, I know. I'm very sorry. Yeah, guys, let me know if the. If, if I should with the archivist. If he's worth looking into. Okay, so that's $6 right there. And now let's go over to other apps. Looks like a cash app donation. Oh, okay. That just gave me heart palpitations. You know what, that's fine though because right now I'm only doing with $6. That's 12. That's 14. 1488. Haha. 1488. Scott. Scott sent me 8.88 with a winky face, but I've already got it down. It's 14.88. So in your face, Scott. I can do math. I've learned quite a lot since the last show. I was honestly very stressed. The last show. Joey Poop Bag says no. I don't know if that means that you know him or, or not. Okay, here we go. We got another one coming in. Thank you very much to. Hold on, Wait, where did it go? Refresh, you dumb. There it is. Matthew Lane for the five dollar donation. Greatly appreciated. Matthew Lane. He says play the video. You sent a video? Fine, I'll send, I'll play. I'll pay the video. We could do that. Thank you. Matthew Lane. Here's some noises you can't hear. 1488. Now we're at 1988. Greatly appreciated. And we got another one from sweet, sweet Valkyrie, who I thought was going to be at Bohemian Grove. Not the case. Not the case. No, no, I'm. I didn't dox Matthew Lane. Meat Cavern. He goes by Matthew Lane on virtually all the platforms all the time. All Right. So thank you, Valkyrie, for the three dollar donation. And it says no change. Thank you. I appreciate that. Have a sound. Valkyrie, next time, please make it to Bohemian Grove. Very upsetting. What happens if I press it and hold it? Absolutely nothing. Thank you very much, Valkyrie. So that's 2288. I am getting really good at math and nobody can stop me now. I think I saw something come in on Venmo. We'll check Venmo. All right, good. Valkyrie says she'll be there. I'll remember that because I think you said that last time. Somebody wants to be my friend on Venmo. That's invasive. I don't know that I want that. Thank you. Nope, that was yesterday. Let's not do that one. Okie dokie. Let me check PayPal just in case I miss anything on there. Mr. Poop Bag says that wasn't for you. Stop reading, my dog. Thank you for the two dollar donations and the clarification. I will stop reading, yo. Unless I think it's for me, then I'm gonna read your. And that can get complicated. We're gonna check PayPal. It doesn't look like we got anything on PayPal. Let's do a little refresh. All good. We're backing away. What was it? 21. Oh, damn it. Okay, 21. Was it 21? No, it's 2288. 2488. With the two dollar donation from Mr. Poop Bag. But now somebody has done a thing. 2288. Okay. And thank you, Alex, whose name I won't dox from Nephilim Noob. Nice eyebrows. Oh, shit. I dox you now. You're Nephilim Noob. And you're also Alex. Now we know your first name, you son of a bitch. Thank you for the $5 and 43 cents. What did I say? Oh, 24. No, no, it's 22 plus 2. That's 2488 plus 543. 8, 9, 10, 11. Gary, the 1. 8, 9, 10,11, 12, 13. That's 31. Carry the 1. That's a 6. 24, that's a 30. 31. $30. The 30.31 cents. $30 and 31 cents. 20. 22. 30.31. I think that's it. And then I'm. I'm gonna check this one. Last one. No, there is no last ones. We're done here. 31. Wait, what? Did I say that right? 30.31. That might be it. We're gonna go with that. 30.31. Great. Now I gotta Add it to the ticker. Let's add it to the ticker. And the ticker is. That's a stupid number. 30.31. Okay, $30. That brings it to $177. How do I add it? 33. 31 cents. One is 7. 7, 8, 9, 10. It's 1. What did I say? $178. And 7 cents. 100. And what did I say? That's hard as. $178. And. And. And 8 cent. And 7 cents. And 1 cent. 7 cents. 7. No, 1 cent, 7 cents. Is that right? $178 and 7 cents. I don't even have paper this time. I don't have paper this time. This is crazy. Carmen Sandiego says, whoa. These are on Patreon now. Yeah. I don't know. Felt right. You. Z Man. Is that real? Don't say that. 148.80. No, no, no, no, no. That's not true. That's not true. Doomsday. No, no, no. We're done. That's where we're sticking. I don't even care if it's true. All right? That's. It's saying that I'm gonna. Yeah. One of my pupils is larger than the other one. Not good. Not good. What was that? What's going on? Don't. Don't compliment. Don't. Don't comment on my eyebrows and cap. I'm very. I'm very. We're gonna. We're gonna. Cat. We're gonna count that later. 153.47. Stock. Shelley, I don't think that's true, dude. Okay, whatever. The next time we address donations will be later on in the show. It's already an hour and 42 minutes. We'll address it again at the end of the show. Let's see what we got from I'm not Dying for Israel. Thank you for the fat black content. Not quite a fight, but was a fighting for his life. Okay. We watched this guy get kicked in the back. Thank you very much. Jc. Sweet, sweet jc. Actual butt black, AKA Derek, has a black fight for us. Oh, it's a Steve Inman. I don't have to comment on this one. Sticks on the left and Opie on the right.

[Top Lobster]

And it appears Sticks is gonna come.

[David Lee Corbo]

Out of nowhere with a sucker punch. And Opie sucks up underneath with that single leg takedown attempt, which transitions into a slam. My God. Transitions from WWE to MMA to the north south position.

[Top Lobster]

Sticks trying to maneuver out of this old school schoolyard headlock slash ghetto guillotine.

[David Lee Corbo]

And not successful in doing so.

[Top Lobster]

Opie displaying that wrestling foundation.

[David Lee Corbo]

And booyah. Another big slam. And Daze's sticks. Sticks is just out of it. It appears he's sticks on the bottom. Is Daze now working that full mount ground and pound action. Turning his face in the Hamburger Helper. And it looks like they're going to step in. And it's all in over. I'm glad everybody ended this fight. Nobody's jumping in. Everybody lives to fight another day.

[Top Lobster]

Sometimes it's just best to avoid a street fight altogether.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sometimes. I like when Steve Inman commentaries on him because I don't have to. But it's always nice to be able to to to bet on the whites. I was going to let you guys bet on that one, but I already knew how that one got. I. I've seen it before. I've seen it before. Wonderful submission. Thank you. Actual butt black. Looks like my wife sent me something. I'm not gonna click on it. I don't know what post it is. I guess I could click on it. You think? She's submitting content for Timeline Cleanse. Christopher Walken says Bugs Bunny is one of my favorite actors. He told Ben Stiller that a lot of times I've played roles as if I was Bugs Bunny, but nobody knew that. Came in at yesterday at 4 o' clock in the morning. I love my wife. All right, let's see what Rawls got. Oh, this is great. Faceless posted this at this point. Black people shenanigans have become funny to me again. Yeah, this is wild. This is wild. Raleigh. Of course we're going to show it. I didn't need the audio, but strong wrestling foundation. Yeah, wrestling's a great one. Does a great job of evening the playing field. It's a great way to understand body mechanics. Black dude from the last video could learn a thing or two about doing a fireman's carry from that kid. Yeah, Agreed, agreed, agreed. His friends wouldn't have stepped in if he was winning. Correct. They would have allowed him to stomp on his skull and killed him. Killed him. Killed him. That's just how it goes. Let's watch this video from Faceless and Raleigh says didn't. No, you didn't. All I'm asking you for my key to get to you for my key and to get out. I been told you that. I don't know why you thought you was entitled to some All I'm asking you for my key and get out. It's only seven seconds. It's short and sweet, but you know exactly what the went down. This guy decided to sneak him, and then he got shot a lot. Meanwhile, this guy's got a set of flapjack tits and an apron. Also looks like he's got face tattoos. Either that or he's got diabetes. He's got these really dark spots on his forehead. And imagine a nigga like that sending you to meet your Lord and maker. That's very embarrassing. I've been. I feel like when you get to the pearly gates, Christ just lets out a. Why'd you hit him? Body language. Should have told you everything you need. Why is your hands in your pocket? Didn't think about that. Very low IQ behavior. Not scoping out the situation. I don't know why you thought you were entitled to some. All I'm asking you. I think he definitely got hit too. It looks like he got at least two of those shots for my kid to get out. I've been told you that. I don't know why you thought you were entitled to some. Yeah, that first one was not good. Negligent discharge. Watch that first one. Boom. Boom. He stumbles back and you can see the muzzle flash looks like it's aimed almost at the cameraman. Boom. Look at his eyes. Look at his eyes. Black people are like animals. They're not even real. Look at that. He's got that eyeshine like a raccoon. He's got that eye shine like a raccoon. That's crazy. Guys, can you see that? Do white people's eyes shine like that in the night? I don't think they do. I've been told you that. Does anybody else see this? This is crazy. I can see it because I've got a computer screen in front of me. So it's, you know, it's. It's full screen. Look at his eyes. No, we have souls. Unbelievable death knot. Unbelievable. Very rude. That is crazy. I've never seen that. So that one definitely didn't hit him. Okay, Zesty D with a little bit of a archivist dive. He says archivist seems to be not fully Christian. He mentions his wife was raised Mormon. I was also raised Mormon, but little too culty on the higher side. Yeah, I mean, you know, that was my thing. I remember seeing something from archivists and being like, oh, I don't think he. With Christ. And if you can't. If you don't with Christ, I'm like, you might be a gay. You know what I'm saying? My skin illuminates under the moon and stars, my eyes twinkle. You are a vampire, Emily. Unbelievable. That's not good. You should get that checked out. It's like when they say I'm sleep. Wait, why you calling me I'm sleep right now? Here, let's keep this going. Let's see where the other ones would have. That one definitely didn't hit him. Don't know who he's shooting at. He's rocked right now, though. But then he kind of course corrects. And that one right there, definitely. Let's get it. Let's let it off. Oh, I don't know. We don't get muzzle flash on that one. We just get the noise. Bow. Bow. That's interesting. I'm gonna see any muscle, Muscle flash on those. All I'm asking you for, my kid. I think those last two probably hit him. I think he's probably dead. Very cool. Very cool. Thank you. Raw. I can't scroll up because your messages are incriminating. Let's go over to Kate. Anti Species. All right, what do you got? It's wholesome. That's nice. A little wholesome content. We watch a black guy get shot and then we watch some wholesome content. I'm about that little puppy play. No, not puppy play. Could I have chosen a worse set of words to use there? Wait, you've become the anthropomorphic symbol of the concept of sleep. I'm sleep. Unbelievable. Oh, my God, dude. Yeah. Not pup play. This isn't pup play. This isn't puppy play. This is puppies at play. No, don't shout out Xerox. He's not gooning anymore. He's not into pub play. He's into raising a family and dumping loads in his wife in a marital way. In a way that is indicative of love. Of love, Scott. He's not into pup play unless he's into watching puppies play, which who isn't? I love watching puppies play, but not pup play. Not pub play. Oh, he's got treats. That's nice. Hey, Mario.

[Steven Moon]

Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo]

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