194: Tulsi Gabbard's Teeth & Canadian Cryptids | Nephilim Death Squad

Summary

Below is a detailed summary of “194: Tulsi Gabbard's Teeth & Canadian Cryptids | Nephilim Death Squad” (released August 15, 2025) by TopLobsta Productions. The episode blends high‐energy, irreverent banter with deep‐cut conspiracy theory discussions, surreal humor, and biblical symbolism. The hosts—identified mostly as Speaker A (Top Lobster) and Speaker B (the Raven)—jump between topics with a stream‐of-consciousness style. Below is a breakdown of the main themes, discussion points, memorable quotes, and key timeline markers.

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1. Episode Overview
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   • The hosts open by decrying how “news readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers” hypnotize the public, setting a tone of distrust with mainstream narratives.
   • They quickly pivot to discussing a wide spectrum of conspiracy ideas—from predicted UFO invasions and self‐fact‐checked “NASA Insider” stories to Canadian forest bans and secret underground programs.
   • Tulsi Gabbard’s “teeth” become a recurring humorous symbol, representing a bridge between political “realism” and the outlandish conspiratorial worldview they cultivate.
   • Aside from government cover-ups and extraterrestrial plots, the episode also touches on alternative digital solutions (like backing off from big tech) and even incorporates “messages from Mom” to warn about an impending digital takeover.

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2. Key Discussion Points & Topics
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• “Hypnotized by the System” [00:01–01:00]
– Speaker A launches the show with a tirade about “being hypnotized” by media and authorities. He asserts there is a huge chasm between the “official story” and what is really happening.
– Notable Quote: “We are being hypnotized by people like this... the chasm between what we're told and what is really going on is absolutely enormous.” (00:01, Speaker A)

• NASA, UFOs, and Cosmic Rainbow Narratives [05:30–16:45]
– The discussion shifts to claims of a NASA insider story: a “fake alien invasion” planned for November that will “terrify humanity into accepting global government.”
– They laugh at the idea of a website “double fact-checking” its own claims.
– Speaker B reads aloud excerpts from articles detailing an incoming interstellar object that transforms into “a giant cosmic rainbow,” mashing together fact, half‐truths, and absurdity.
– Notable Quote: “NASA Insider: Fake alien invasion in November will terrify humanity into accepting global government. And it’s double fact checked!” (14:07, Speaker B)

• New Jerusalem and Biblical & Extraterrestrial Symbolism [27:08–32:00]
– The hosts muse about descriptions from Revelation—wondering if New Jerusalem might be a UFO craft with grounded pillars and rainbow imagery.
– They speculate that such biblical imagery may be twisted to signal hostile supernatural forces or fallen angels coming down “in the days of judgment.”
– Their playful banter contrasts solemn prophecy with irreverence, musing about whether “pillars” and “rainbow cities” are coded messages.
– Notable Quote (paraphrased): “Maybe it’s a UFO craft, a celestial city with pillars like the New Jerusalem—hostile, yet beautiful.” (around 27:08)

• Canadian Cryptids, Forest Bans & Underground Secrets [68:00–76:00]
– The conversation turns to a dusty news report about a Canadian veteran fined nearly $28,000 for entering a forest.
– They interpret the government’s ban on hiking, camping, and ATV use not solely as wildfire prevention but as a way to conceal “surface breaches” where subterranean creatures (cryptids) and secret trafficking channels operate.
– The ban is humorously connected to government tactics aimed at keeping “human offerings” away from underground laboratories.
– Speaker B speculates that such fines are a “cover” for blocking public access to areas where these secret projects—and even alien or nonhuman “Meals on Wheels” operations—are said to occur.
– Notable Quote (paraphrased): “They say it’s to prevent forest fires... but maybe it’s to hide where the beast from below is coming up.” (around 70:00)

• Underground Programs and the “Meals on Wheels” Conspiracy [76:00–85:00]
– The hosts delve into an elaborate narrative: a covert program that once “transported selected humans through underground maglev tubes” to feed nonhuman species (the Edan).
– They merge real issues (government spending cuts, infrastructure problems) with surreal claims of human trafficking for supernatural nourishment.
– This segment blends speculative science, biblical prophecy, and tongue-in-cheek references to ensure the conversation remains as humorous as it is wild.
– Notable Details: The “Meals on Wheels” program supposedly involved prison transfers, foster systems, and even “altered medical records” to channel “the best” human material (blood types like O negative are prized).

• Digital IDs, Privacy, & “Messages from Mom” [125:00–127:00 and onward]
– In a lighter, almost personal turn, the hosts address warnings received in “messages from Mom.”
– These messages urge listeners to “ditch Gmail for ProtonMail,” use privacy browsers like Brave or Librawolf, and resist a future where big tech enforces a digital identity that could lock users out of everyday services.
– The segment blends genuine tech advice with the same conspiratorial fervor that defines the rest of the episode.
– Notable Quote: “The Internet wasn’t built by big tech—we don’t have to let them own it. If we migrate now, we weaken their grip.” (around 125:00)

• Apocalyptic Preparations & Final Countdown
– The conversation finally circles back to the pervasive theme of impending doom. Speaker B ominously declares “in November, we’re all gonna die,” which then segues into discussions about “ten days of darkness” and the imagined breach of containment protocols by subterranean creatures.
– The hosts joke about preparing “virtually” for this moment—with hyperbolic advice about “Nephilim Death Squad swords,” tactical metaphors, and the absurdity of defending against mimics and cryptids.
– Notable Quote: “After the ten days of darkness, that’s when we strike … so be sure your door isn’t answered by the Mimics.” (around 134:00)

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3. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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• [00:01, Speaker A] – On societal control: “We are being hypnotized by people like this…” • [14:07, Speaker B] – On the NASA Insider report: “Fake alien invasion in November will terrify humanity into accepting global government. And it’s double fact checked!” • [27:08, Speakers A & B] – Speculative musing: “Maybe the New Jerusalem is not literal; perhaps it’s a UFO craft, a rainbow city with pillars…” • [63:54, Speaker B] – “In November, we’re all gonna die.” (A dramatic, tongue-in-cheek prophecy that recurs throughout the episode.) • [125:00, Speaker A] – Referencing his mom’s advice: “The Internet wasn’t built by big tech—we decide what tools to use. Resist, migrate, and reclaim your privacy!”

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4. Overall Tone & Style
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• The episode is characterized by rapid topic shifts, irreverent humor, and an overabundance of conspiratorial references (ranging from secret government projects and underground crimes to biblical Nephilim and UFO phenomena).
• The hosts use playful profanity, inside jokes, and self-aware banter to balance the extreme nature of their claims—never fully letting you tell if they’re dead serious or satirizing the conspiratorial mindset.
• References to real-world elements (like NASA, digital privacy tools, and Canadian government fines) are intermingled with fantastical ideas (such as subterranean “Meals on Wheels” schemes, cosmic rainbow images, and apocalyptic scenarios) to create an eccentric, high-energy discussion meant both to entertain and provoke thought.

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5. Conclusion
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By the end of the episode, the Nephilim Death Squad has laid out an intricate tapestry of conspiracies—with subjects ranging from Tulsi Gabbard’s “authentic” teeth to the bizarre realms of underground cryptids and secret government operations. The hosts sign off urging their listeners to question the mainstream narrative, prepare (humorously) for a prophesied apocalypse, and even consider alternative digital services—all while laughing at the absurdity of it all.

This episode is as much a far-out conspiracy theory free-for-all as it is a commentary on modern disinformation, serving up both genuine tech tips and surreal imaginings in equal measure. Listeners who enjoy blending dark humor with conspiracy chatter will find “Nephilim Death Squad” a wild ride through a world where fact and fantasy are inextricably intertwined.

Transcript

[A]

Top Lobster Productions. We are being hypnotized by people like this. News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely enormous. Oh, yeah, dude, this some Nephilim.

[B]

It's like we all know what's going down but no one's saying what happened to the home of the brave? They control us now when no one's talking about how they made us f be slaves and everybody's just walking around heading the clouds I want to wake up to a dead in the grave finally too late we need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to the end of days. Everybody is slaves. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in their hands. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven.

[A]

What's up?

[B]

That's Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. You got a camera switch?

[A]

How you doing? Yeah, I did it. Oh, I did that. Now you take the gun off.

[B]

Before we get into today's show, It's a very important show. We have a very important guest today.

[A]

I don't know what we're talking about today.

[B]

We don't have a guest today. Go to patreon.com backslash nephilimdesquad because at some point we're going to go live exclusively there. And it's gonna suck for you if you miss that. And if you don't want to miss that, patreon.com backslash NephiliMedSquad is where you want to be. Apparently somebody got really mad that I keep saying backslash. It's forward slash. I don't care.

[A]

Yeah, whatever.

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Strangle you in a shallow puddle.

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We actually. I found the person that is Daddy Tier.

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Oh, who is it?

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I don't know if we should document Milkus. Milk is.

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Oh, yeah, Daddy.

[A]

I've been calling him Daddy for the better part of three days now. Okay, getting weird. All right, but thank you.

[B]

I didn't know. I wish you would have updated me because I've had interactions with Milkis on. On Twitter and I've not been calling him Daddy.

[A]

Yes, well, please do, because that's what we're paying him for.

[B]

I'd like to make good. Or he's paying us.

[A]

That's what he's paying. Yeah, he's paying us, but he's. No, we're paying him. He's paying. We're paying him. Humility.

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We're paying him. And Daddy.

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And Daddy.

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Yeah.

[A]

I'm gonna kick my coffee.

[B]

Don't do that. Dude, you gotta. You got a cup holder. And you said the floor next to my feet is where I'll put this. Patreon.com backslash forward slash. Nephilim Death Squad. You can enjoy it, dude. Gonna get into.

[A]

Wait, don't. I. I have more plugs.

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Oh, we have more plugs.

[A]

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Just look at it.

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Would you look at it? That's a banger of a design.

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I mean, all these are. These are all brand new stuff, so. Stuff that you haven't [e-mail]. but wait, there's more.

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That's right.

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Top Lops is Dogman. We have the Acidic Jew.

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Acidic Jew. That was actually. That was a group effort. My wife said Hasidic Jew.

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My wife.

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My wife, she's mad that we started an hour late. Oh, it's all in the egg. I really like that one. I love the mother horse eyes one. The Florida Illuminati. The moon map.

[A]

Dude, all these are just awesome. Everything has a brand new look. I'm working on the top lobster section.

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Of it, but, you know, little season seasoners, baby.

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We've got, like, different types of versions of.

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That. It's got a little slider, a little slider portal potties.

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All kinds of like that you can buy.

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You really crushed.

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Great job, dude.

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Great work.

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Working on this as well. But look. Look at these. Look at these. Come on. Are you serious?

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Signs? Dude, this is fantastic.

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Yeah, this is.

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You've been working hard.

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I've been working tirelessly.

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Yeah.

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To get the stuff up. We also have this up.

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This is a Dr. Mabry, bro. It's like the Dr. Dre.

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Yeah, this is a fundraiser that. It's like the Dr. Dre from the Chronic episode.

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Yes.

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Yeah, he doesn't know, but we're doing a fundraiser for him. So all the profits from this will go directly to us. No, we're going to. I'm going to surprise him. We want to help him out with faith by reason. So go ahead, grab this shirt.

[B]

Very cool.

[A]

Yeah. Pretty cool shirt. More stuff.

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How cool is that?

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Yeah, dude, this is just. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of work, but whatever. We're doing it, so. Hell, yeah.

[B]

Great job, man.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you. Let's get into what do we. We have content.

[B]

We. We have content for people's content holes. We're gonna fill them today. They're gonna be overflowing. But one of the things that we've been talking about, we wanted to have a guest on, but we couldn't find anybody credible. Probably because it's bullshit. Yeah, but. Which is exactly why you can't do this idea that, that, you know, there's a gentleman in Canada who's been fined $28,000 for going into the forest. And, and everybody's speculating wildly as to why that is. The, the conventional explanation is that it's to prevent forest fires because we have been hit with a rash of forest fires in Canada. And, And. And really? Well, yeah, Canada, California. This is, you know, the wildfires that have been just all the. All the rage for the last few. Have you not been.

[A]

No, haven't been paying it.

[B]

It's been on fire.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right. So the, the conventional explanation is to Prevent, you know, so 28, 000 to an individual for going into the forest. We're going to talk about that and whether or not that actually has to do with fires or if it has to do with the beast of the earth coming out of the deep underground.

[A]

Military days of Noah.

[B]

In the days of Noah. And also we're going to be talking a little bit about Tulsi Gabbard, the UFOs. NASA saying that a UFO is coming in November.

[A]

I wore my NASA shirt today.

[B]

You didn't even know that was gonna happen.

[A]

Didn't know. I didn't know that we were gonna do this. Yeah, but it's serendipitous.

[B]

Hey, it's 230, by the way. I like this guy. Shout out to 2:30 guys. Go check out Tooth Hurdy on. On Instagram. The dude does really cool work. He makes, like, brass. I don't know if you're allowed to say it. I'm gonna say it. Brass knuckles and things like that. And they're really dope, really intricate designs and they're. I'm a big fan of instruments of violence, and so go check out Tooth Hurdy over on. On Instagram.

[A]

Why don't you tell the people what you put your kid in? I mean, this is actually interesting.

[B]

So my son today, he's going to like, Korean sword art or not? Not like. Yeah, yeah, Korean sword art.

[A]

That's where they cut the dogs, right?

[B]

Yeah, they cut the dogs. They eat the dogs. And he's going to learn how to, to wield a weapon of war. And he's going to be taught by Koreans. And you know, honestly, much to my dismay, it's just that there's no, there's no whites out there. There's like Viking, you know, or gladiators.

[A]

There's Japanese sword.

[B]

Only the Japanese, they have a real stranglehold on violence.

[A]

Violence with swords.

[B]

And I'm like, why is that the case? Like, how come we can't do cool. Maybe we should just open up like a sword teach. We'll just teach kids.

[A]

That's like. There was a guy that recently opened up a jiu jitsu school, but he got his. I think he gave himself a black belt or something like that. Yeah, he, like, he's not promoted himself. I mean, hey, it's a great pyramid scheme.

[B]

It is a great pyramid scheme. I mean, who's going to, who's going to deny? Yeah, I guess. So he just gave himself a black.

[A]

Belt and then opened up a school. Yeah. So I think that's what we're going to do. We're going to give ourselves a black belt in katana fighting.

[B]

Yeah. And then we're only going to instruct children. So when the children bow up at us and go, I think you gave that. We just cut him in half. Kick him in the chest and cut him in half.

[A]

And better mustache. Just send him to James Lindsay.

[B]

There you go. You know what, though? I, I thought that was the least gay thing that James Lindsay did was swinging around his swords.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, I thought people really gave him a hard time for that. And there's just other things.

[A]

He made a wonderful attempt at masculinity. But that's what it is.

[B]

Masculinity. Or is this like, can't, can a man not enjoy the Lord of the Rings?

[A]

Yeah, but it was, it was a little bit different. He had like a huge. It was like one of those Indian blades. I was like thick at the top, triangular.

[B]

If you're going to use a blade, make it a double edged, straight blade.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

Or, or a single edge. But it's got to be katana. They, the, the Japanese really have a stranglehold on the correct sword. If it's going to be a single edge.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

But if you're going to have anything else other than that double edge. Wow. Considered straight Rat.

[A]

It's been less than 10 minutes.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[A]

You want them kicked out? You know, it's funny. As our, as the audience grows, people are. They get mad. They In a previous episode I saw, they're like, you guys have been 10 minutes in. We don't like what you did here.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You haven't said anything to anybody yet. You haven't spoken about a subject. And I'm just like, this is how it goes, baby.

[B]

Well, that's how it goes. It's been this way for 300 episodes. 300 episodes. I don't know what you knew around these parts. Huh. You knew around here. Is Matt going to be a Sunday regular? Click on that. So that's a great question.

[A]

Let's talk about that.

[B]

We did something a little adventurous this. This yesterday. This Sunday, this past Sunday. And we.

[A]

A coffee shop we usually go to. Very adventurous.

[B]

Yes. Well, I mean, you know, and we. We brought out different equipment that we've purchased. It's. It's. It's outdoor stuff and not outdoor stuff, but just out of studio stuff. And we recorded an episode.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it was. It was dog. And the quality was poor because we flubbed.

[A]

The camera was good. The audio I met. I messed up, but it's. It still came out okay. Yeah.

[B]

Right. Well. Well, so we. We interviewed Matt, who is the owner of the Standard coffee shop. And he's a really cool guy. What he did there was. He used a coffee shop as an excuse to have, like, a speakeasy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Kind of vibe, where instead of in the back, it's an alcoholic kind of a. It's a Christian library in the back of his coffee shop. And I thought that was very cool. So. And Matt's a wonderful guy. Had a lot of fun stories. Really knows his shit when it comes to the Bible. And so I thought it was a great episode, honestly.

[A]

Yes. Thank you, Lucia. Yeah, I guess.

[B]

Thank you, Lucia.

[A]

It came out better. Yeah. It was just. Yeah, it was my fault. I had some. Just technical issues. There's a lot to do with the setup, but I don't know if we're going to do it every. I don't think we can do it every Sunday with Matt. No.

[B]

But what we are going to do.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is Matt has given us his blessing.

[A]

To burn down his coffee shop.

[B]

To burn down his coffee shop. To kill his family. We are. We are going to. And the audio isn't always going to be like that. It was an audio flub. We figured it out. So now we're not going to have that issue. But what he's going to do is he's going to allow us to put a table in front of his. His coffee shop, and. And we're going to then get to interview people. We're gonna say we're gonna do. We're gonna do NDS chronicles on the street. In other words.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So we're gonna sit out there with the table, we're gonna have like a banner, we're gonna have a sign and it's gonna say, have you had a strange supernatural.

[A]

The nephilim are real and exist. Change my mind.

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Oh, that's a great one. Yeah, that's a great one. And, and the, you know, the, the, the area is just. It's all like 80 year olds.

[A]

All brimming with 80 year old Satanists.

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Yeah, well, that's probably true. We're probably going to ruffle some feathers.

[A]

The guy I was selling, I was saying yesterday there was a guy at that restaurant and he was wearing a shirt that said Tiamat. The three headed dragon.

[B]

Yeah. And I was just like he was at the.

[A]

At first watch.

[B]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It wasn't.

[B]

Not the Christian coffee shop.

[A]

No, no, it's. It's a satanic coffee shop brunch.

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Satanic br.

[A]

So, so which I frequent.

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Yeah, well, I mean to make delicious sandwiches. Your wife was switching, you know, on the video board yesterday and it was very distracting because she had one of the greatest looking sandwiches I had ever seen. So for a bunch of Satanists, they make a mean. They stack a good sandwich. Stack a good sandwich. But really that's not. Who can't. Right.

[A]

I just can't get that dude out of my head because I'm like, what does he know?

[B]

What did you mean by that with your Tiamat shirt? Hey, what do you mean by that? Going out into public today wearing that.

[A]

Yeah. What do you. Why are you wearing a NASA shirt with the ss?

[B]

Well, you can explain.

[A]

What do you mean by that?

[B]

It's like, hey, Operation Paperclip. You ever hear that shit?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Like there's a very. This is very specific. It's obviously a joke. The guy was wearing it like a band T shirt. So I'm like, is this a joke?

[B]

Maybe it's a band.

[A]

Well, let's look that up.

[B]

Go ahead, look that up. That's not a bad. Maybe it is. Brunch is satanic by nature is what ayman rat said. Oh, I can see. Yeah, we're doing a sharing of the mouse. I would click on you aiming rat, but I can't because we have one. One clicker hard R says dinosaurs are Nephilim giants from the Bible. Change my mind. That's actually a great premise to go with too. Oh, look, so they go, team. There is a band brighter than the sun.

[A]

Well, what do they know?

[B]

What do they know?

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. It was. It was kind of cool. But I was looking at the guy, and I'm kind of like. You mean like the beast?

[B]

You wanted to kill him.

[A]

I didn't want. I mean, I'll fight you.

[B]

You wanted to kill him.

[A]

Yeah. Right? So these guys are slightly. I don't know. Yeah, Adam wouldn't say, say, 10. That word gets thrown a lot around. A lot. And we're gonna probably call Tulsi Gabbard that quite a few times in this episode. Yeah, yeah, these guys are. They're kind of cool. So, yeah, it was like one of these shirts and said to you, okay.

[B]

Bobby, ball bag says, what the booty doing?

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

It's pretty straightforward. What that booty doing.

[A]

All right, go ahead. You could do your thing.

[B]

Oh, I don't know. I was just gonna click on people, but now I don't want to. Y' all. Last guest bro made me a fan of this show. Before, I was just a spectator here. Oh, welcome. Did Matt do that, or. Or do you mean the last episode to air on YouTube? Please, hidden hand. Elaborate. Because I am. I am curious. Why don't we pull up some of the. If you go to the NDS production room. Guys, we are so professional. I mean, look at this. Number one, number two, NDS production room. Number three, going out into the world. Number four, live events like Bohemian Grove. Incredible.

[A]

Just. I mean, if the. If the content matched the production value, we'd be very dangerous.

[B]

We'd be very dangerous.

[A]

But we're gonna talk about possible cryptids in Canada.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where do you want to start?

[B]

Well, let's do. First we'll do the NASA Insider, and then we'll see what Tulsi has to say about it. So. So we have this. Let's just bring it up on the screen, and we'll try to read it in real time. Everybody has by now become remotely familiar with the idea that NASA is predicting the incoming ship, some sort of a ship in November. So we have here NASA 2025.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

2025. It's right around the corner.

[A]

I mean, it is 2025.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

Now, November is right around the corner is what I'm saying.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

NASA Insider. Fake alien invasion in November will terrify humanity into accepting global government. And if you look right beneath that, it says, double fact check. This has been fact checked, ladies and Gentlemen, double fact check. So you know, it's got two check marks. I just imagine that's what it means. Double fact checked by the People's Voice community. So.

[A]

So, so it must be real.

[B]

So in other words, this website fact checked itself is what it's saying. Oh, shit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This is the People's Voice, right? So this fucking website did it to itself.

[A]

All right, perfect. Yeah, let's. Let's roll with this.

[B]

All right, I'm gonna try to read it from the screen, so don't be a goof about it. A longtime NASA insider just blew the lid off something huge. According to this whistleblower, the agency along is already laying the groundwork for a global con of epic proportions. And the public totally in the dark. Maybe you, you loser.

[A]

All right, so the plan is simple and terrifying. Step one, social conditioning. If you've noticed a sudden flood of UFO stories on mainstream media, that's not by accident. It's a carefully crafted narrative designed to prep the masses for what comes next. David, what kind of website is this?

[B]

But it is a dog shit one.

[A]

But look, it is fact checked, though.

[B]

It is fact check. And the reason that I went with it is because already know it's not. It's not that NASA is saying there's an incoming craft.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

That's. That's established. That's real. So I think it's fair now to go to the schizos and to say, well, what do y' all think? Which is what? The People's voices. The People's Voice is just schizo boomers, I believe. But, you know, they, they, they. They might have something interesting to say. So he says, or they say, the People's Voice Sundays, because in 2025, the elite plan to stage the ultimate false flag, a fake alien invasion. The goal is to terrify the world into submission, unite humanity under one banner, and roll out a world government in the name of survival. I could see that happening. Oh, look. Is that. Is that. Is that Hulk Hogan? Adrenochrome is evil. I'm naming names. There is no way they killed Hulk Hogan.

[A]

I love this website.

[B]

This is a great website.

[A]

You know what? We're gonna. We're only doing news from this website from now on.

[B]

Hard R says. This guy says, david, Ike is a pedo. Is that what the People's Voice says? That's pretty cool. They go on to say. And if that sounds insane to you, that's exactly what they're counting on. But here's the thing. We've got the documents. Oh, Good. I like when they have the documents leaked, emails, PowerPoint presentations, even project code names. Proof that this isn't just theory, it's a plan that's been in decades in the making.

[A]

Okay, so let's just, let's take a break from this for a second.

[B]

Yeah. And speculate heavily on whether or not this is the veracity of the claims.

[A]

Well, yeah. So in the news, did you share any of those articles about the actual news, what they're saying?

[B]

No, I couldn't find them, actually.

[A]

Interesting, because that's been, that's been like flooding the Internet for a while.

[B]

So here, let me take to Google and I'll see if I can find it. But go ahead.

[A]

Right, there's like a. There's a bunch of articles that just show they're like, here, look. Look at hyperspace. And you look at hyperspace and there's like this thin like line of rainbows.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And like, you see that? That's the aliens and they're going to kill us.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And everyone's been reporting on this. It's been shared around by your favorite conservative commentators, even some, like leftist news people and.

[B]

Well, we have some. Some. Some. Really? Okay, so from Yahoo. Possible hostile alien Object could arrive November 2025. Wild research paper says this was two weeks ago. And then we have another one from Unilad.

[A]

Ricky Lynn is saying that they just had. Where are you at? Where you at?

[B]

Ricky Lynn?

[A]

100 UFO fly. UFOs flyover. It made the news.

[B]

What's your. What's your address?

[A]

What's your address?

[B]

Unilad says Harvard scientist says. So it's Harvard, right. Big, big brain. Right. Harvard scientist says mysterious object aiming at Earth is not natural. After pointing out one major issue. Man, talk about a clickbait title, huh? Oh, and then the Economic Times, two weeks ago, Baba Vanga, who we have talked about on this show in regards to her predictions about coming of Jesus.

[A]

Christ and all that. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Actually I wish I had my notebook on, but if I'm not, he said that that would happen in 2025.

[A]

There's also.

[B]

That's fascinating. So real quick, it just says Baba Vanga was right. This is the Economic Times. Scientists claim alien ship larger than Manhattan moving at 1.3 laka mile per hour. What's a lock?

[A]

L, A K, H. Fake unit of measurement.

[B]

Unbelievable. And then it goes on to say, to attack Earth this November. This is what's really wild to me is like it's one thing to, to observe something in space and go, well, that's moving pretty unnaturally, just given all of the crap in space. This moves differently. Yeah, okay, but that. Then go and say it's going to kill us. It's going to kill us.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How do you make that jump?

[A]

So, Ricky Lynn says that she is in North Dakota, but it was Minnesota, so she's an hour away from the Minnesota border. I don't. We don't hear much news about Minnesota, but I know that there were some. Actually, there was some UFO activity as well or like drone activity in Jersey again. Right. Your boss.

[B]

Apparently it was starting up again now when my boss was talking about that, he was talking about it in Heinz. You know, you should have been here when it was happening, is what he said. He said that F15s. I don't know what the. What, the F13, F14, maybe one of.

[A]

The, like, the triangular ones?

[B]

Well, just like jets, whatever. Military jets pursued a thing and then shot it down. And him and his neighbors all saw it. They heard the explosion. They saw the jets mobilize. They saw something, you know, ball of fire fall out of the sky. That was back when the New Jersey drones are really at their height. But I have heard that there's a uptick again, I think I might have heard that from. It could have been the tinfoil hat episode that I was listening to.

[A]

Interesting. Interesting. All right, let's see.

[B]

So this. This website goes on. This is economic times. It says legendary Bulgarian mystic Baba Vanga had reportedly predicted that humanity would make contacts with alien. Contact with aliens in 2025. But recent scientific claims suggest that contact may come sooner and far more hostile. Which is. What do you mean may come sooner? She said in 2025, you dipshits. And you're saying that this is going to happen in November? Don't, don't, don't besmirch Baba Vanga is what I'm getting at here. She would still be correct. I like. But recent scientific claims might happen sooner. Sooner. 2025 ends in. In December.

[A]

Oh, boy. David, I'm sorry. We're gonna go back to the.

[B]

Please bring back the people's voice.

[A]

The people's voice. Because now they're. They're.

[B]

Dude, I can't stand him.

[A]

I know. They're quoting Jeremy Corbell.

[B]

I don't like him.

[A]

This is the guy from Angels in the Airways, right?

[B]

No, no, no. Jeremy Corbell is the guy who bought Bob Lazar on Joe Rogan's podcast for the first time. In fact, I just watched the documentary on Netflix Storming Area 51. Yeah, or whatever the hell it's called.

[A]

How was that?

[B]

It was dumb and gay.

[A]

Okay, fair enough.

[B]

You know, but the whole thing was kind of dumb and gay, but Jeremy Corbell was in it, and I don't know what it is. I just can't take him seriously. I don't like him.

[A]

He has a very, like, shitty voice. I mean, he is.

[B]

Well, that's what I was gonna say. He should be taken seriously as much as I should be taken seriously, you know? Don't you feel like we're cut from the same cloth of the same ilk, he and I?

[A]

Yeah, you would do. You would be great on, like, Ancient Aliens. Oh, yeah, your voice would be. It would be vexing, but I think people would enjoy it. But. Yeah. Anyway, so now they're quoting Jeremy Corbell. He's saying that this is the final dress rehearsal. We'll see. There certainly is, like, an uptick in sightings and just, like, the overall. The overall temperature of UFO Shit. Ufo. Yeah, Ufology.

[B]

Ufology. It's ufology. These people just take themselves so seriously, don't they? Yeah, yeah, Ufology.

[A]

Oh, man. Rife's in the chat, he said that they do this every couple of years. Last time was 2012.

[B]

That's right. Well, I don't think it was that long ago, Matt. Didn't we have. I mean, when we had the New Jersey drone situation, we certainly had an uptick in. In, you know, UFO activity around that time as well. And. And in fact, the last time that I really remember, it was the Ohio train derailment. When the Ohio train derailment happened in East Palestine. East Palestine, Ohio, we also had the Chinese balloon going across the country.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And at that same time, there was an insane amount of reportings from all over the world. Uruguay had allegedly shot one down. Canada was seeing craft. China was reporting craft. There was a lot of places that were reporting craft at the exact same time.

[A]

Yeah, this was at the same time. I think Al Albarino was in Peru looking at.

[B]

It was him.

[A]

It was. It was him. We're on to you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Indiana. Moans. No, he was looking at the people. Apparently there was something like a jet pack flying around the jungle. Do you remember this?

[B]

Oh, my God. So it wasn't necessarily a jet pack. It was the face peelers of Peru. Good call, dude. And it wasn't a jet pack, but these guys were allegedly suited up, looking like Green Goblin from Spider Man.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they were hovering, like, six feet off the floor. So not like jet packs, but they were, like, just Just gliding through the jungle. And apparently there had been skirmishes, they had shot at them. The locals were into some sort of altercations with them and the reports. And, you know, mind you, Mr. Sauce says this, and I don't know if he means this in relation to what we're saying, but it does apply to what we're saying. Never reproof. So there was articles coming out saying that the locals had been dealing with this for some time and that we were just in the west getting, Getting, you know, getting the wind of it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And then, of course, the whole thing just went away. So, yeah, Matt, you're right. They do this occasionally. They pump fake us, you know, with. They edge us with this UFO thing. But I would say it happened more recently than 2012. They've been doing this on and off again and again and again. I didn't mean to make that noise. According to a report published on July 16 on the. The Pre Print server archive.

[A]

Do you just have trouble pronouncing archive?

[B]

No, no, it's ar X, I, V. I'm just imagining that phonetically, it's pronounced archive. And cited by the New York Post and Southwest News Service. A team of scientists has warned that an alien spacecraft may be headed towards Earth, potentially launching an attack. That's so crazy. Potentially launching an attack as early as November.

[A]

Ah, welcome, welcome, Mr. Sauce from the hidden site.

[B]

Oh, hell yeah, Mr. Sauce. Well, you're good people then. Good people.

[A]

We like those guys.

[B]

Terrible people.

[A]

I mean, those guys make me want to not do this type of dude.

[B]

They're so good at it. They're so funny.

[A]

Even their tweets, it's crazy. Like, they only got like 2, 000.

[B]

Followers, but they're massive sleepers.

[A]

Massive, massive, massive. Like, yeah, they tweeted something again. It's just, like, irreverent, aimed at David Wilcock. And, like, by the way, we're gonna go live at 10pm like, these guys are so much better than we are.

[B]

They were talking about. Well, because I went viral with the Blacks again, and it's just a whole thing. And they were talking about that. Scroll up real quick. I want to see what. What Rife said. Let's pull it up on the screen. So he's right above Mr. Sauce there. That was observed in our solar system in 2017, was initially speculated to be an alien probe by some scientists due to its unusual properties. He's correct. I remember that. So they do this to us too, where they're like. And a craft of massive size is on the horizon. And it's, it's, you know, it's.

[A]

The implications are that it's going to.

[B]

Fucking laser us to dust and then it just doesn't happen. It doesn't come to pass. So I'm going to read this last part and then we can move on to.

[A]

Until it does it.

[B]

Until it does.

[A]

It doesn't happen until it does.

[B]

Or is it a big Project Bluebeam Psyop? Are they here to suck our loosh?

[A]

I will say that I do think. I. I do think that, like, I don't know. I don't know if I believe that the Project Bluebeam is like the end all that. It's. That's going to be the entirety of the fakery.

[B]

I agree.

[A]

I think that that's going to be a distraction, or not a distraction, but like one of these head fakes that, like, there will be some fake stuff in the sky. But I do think that the people that are coming down like the Antichrist, the, The Nephilim, I think they will actually come from the skies. In the book of Revelation, it says that, like, as God's about to judge everybody, he brings, like, the, The. The stars fall from heaven. So these fallen angels are fallen. So now everything is on the, on the playing field. Everything's on the checkerboard.

[B]

Don't, don't. Don't point to my.

[A]

On the chessboard.

[B]

Why am I getting choppy? Did you notice that? Okay, never mind. It's fine. Well, yeah, I mean, there's certainly. Somebody said something about the millennial kingdom appearing as a rainbow.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

And then you look at these lights on the horizon that they're. They keep pointing. Look at the lights in space. Right. And you know, the color spectrum of a rainbow.

[A]

Who was saying. I forget they were saying that we have. They have to, like, vilify New Jerusalem. And I think they think that New Jerusalem might actually be some sort of a UFO craft coming down. Because it's going to have. It's going to have pillars that stand on the ground. Right.

[B]

I remember I told you about my son's dream, right?

[A]

No. Or he was like, hold on.

[B]

Oh, that's right. No, that's the wrong one. I kind of like that.

[A]

I love that one.

[B]

So. So, yeah, my son had a dream after. I had a dream about. Remember I told you there was like a, an angel in the sky?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Remember? And I was in a city that had been.

[A]

These are great.

[B]

I really like the other one. Do the pink one again, though. I've never heard this song before.

[A]

You haven't heard this one?

[B]

No. Oh, it's beautiful.

[A]

It's the intro to Gravity. It's a. So first off. Yeah, I gotta get right behind me. I'm gonna put John Mayer live in Los Angeles.

[B]

That's John Mayer.

[A]

That's John Mayer.

[B]

Okay. All right.

[A]

That's actually.

[B]

Man, you've really been on John Mayer's dick lately.

[A]

Oh, for.

[B]

Lately. Toad. No, but I mean, like, you and Toad.

[A]

Toad hates on John May. But now we're talking about John Mayer. I've been on John Mayer for 15 years.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Since at least 2006. 2007. That album that. This one came out, that's in 2007. Live in Los Angeles. Changed my life, changed how I view music in general. But he sings that song. It's like. That's an Otis Reddit. Otis Redding song.

[B]

I like that.

[A]

Yeah. So it's like, I've got dreams, but it goes into Gravity, which is the greatest song ever written in.

[B]

I thought you meant Gravity, the movie with Sandra Bullock. I was like, what? Dude? That song is in that movie. So. Okay. My son had this dream the night that I had a dream about an angel warning people in the sky. Right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Was the same night that when I woke up and I was telling my wife, I'm like, I had this dream by this angel warning people in the sky. I didn't have dreams.

[A]

There's another one. All right. Yeah, go ahead.

[B]

And then. And then my son wakes up and he's like, I had a dream that I was on a floating city in the sky above a decimate.

[A]

Well, you've also been watching the Avengers with your son.

[B]

No, he hasn't got. We haven't gotten there yet.

[A]

Oh, you haven't gotten.

[B]

No. He kind of, like, lost a little bit of interest around. He got distracted when the kids were over for Guardians of the Galaxy.

[A]

That was a great one. That's my favorite.

[B]

Guardians of the Galaxy is a banger.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But he has not seen any concept like that yet. And I don't tell him my dreams because he's at that age where he'll just be, like, copying shit.

[A]

Right, Right.

[B]

He likes to make shit up for funsies.

[A]

This is a problem that I'm actually having with my mother.

[B]

Oh. She's at that age where she just makes shit up.

[A]

Just make shit up. It's called 65. And I'm like, it's called nursing home. No, no, she is. She's well meaning.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But she. If you think that I'm crazy and with the Things that I say, it's. It's super dialed back.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like with my mom, I tell her, like, you've got to calm down with the conspiracies.

[B]

Oh, she's worse with conspiracies. See, this is when you were like, oh, she can switch video for us. I was like, no, it would be.

[A]

It would actually be hilarious.

[B]

You would burn the studio to the ground.

[A]

It would be vexing for me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But there's a way.

[B]

There's stressful for me, too. I'd just be listening to, like, you ever been around people where you go to your friend's house and then his parents start yelling at him and then he's getting in trouble and you're like, oh, that's what it would be like for me all the time.

[A]

Yeah, but it's different because I own this house, and technically that's. But whatever. Yeah, we do. We bicker, we argue.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But they watch my kids, especially when I'm doing these things. So, like, for two hours, three hours a day, when I'm setting up and all that, the kids are over there and she's talking with my daughter.

[B]

Oh, no, you can't tell the kids.

[A]

The conspiracies about end times, prophecies.

[B]

No, you can't do that.

[A]

Yeah. And then I have to hear this from my daughter, and my daughter is telling me things like. He's like, you know, don't. There's going to be like, three days of darkness.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And don't answer the door because it's. Something might sound like wella, but it's not going to be. Well. And I was like, that's great. Where'd you hear that from? And she goes, I had a dream.

[B]

Like, I had a dream. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I decided, well, no, you didn't.

[A]

You did not have that dream that came directly from your grandmother's Alex Jones days because she was my mom.

[B]

She was big into Alex Jones.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Oh, she would be a horrible guest on this show. But I. I mean, you know, maybe.

[B]

Yeah. That's such a bad idea. Look, my son, I know when he's making up the dreams and when he's not.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When he's not, he's saying concepts that. I'm like, how do you even have a grasp of that? When he is. He's just like. And then I transformed into a robot. And then I fucking scissor kicked all the ninjas in the head. And then I. I became the king of the ninjas. And then. Yeah, yeah. But in this particular instance, he said he was on a floating city in the sky and he was looking down at a destroyed city. Which is interesting because the night. That same night, I had a dream that I was in the destroyed city and that there was an angel giving some sort of warnings. And I. I don't know, you know, so just. That's all.

[A]

I always get the perception, though, that the New Jerusalem is not necessarily going to be floating because it seems like it's described as having 12 pillars. So a pillar would be, like, on the ground. So, like.

[B]

Well, what if it floats down? Then it's like, wow, and then it shoots down stilts.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I'm. Yeah. So, yeah, yeah. So it would. That's how it would go.

[B]

There is this idea. I don't want to.

[A]

You know what then? What if it is a rainbow in the sky?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then, yeah, it would be hostile to the people that are writing these articles, these demons.

[B]

Wait, wait, new. Well, wouldn't they be like, LGBTQ city, New Jerusalem, rainbow? Let's see what I get for that.

[A]

Rat's correct. Rats correct.

[B]

We do have to. Well, let me read this last thing to these pores and then we'll boot them out. So the New Jerusalem, as described in Revelation 21, is associated with a rainbow, but not in one in the way one might typically think. It's not a literal rainbow spanning the sky of the city, but rather the city itself is described with the imagery that evokes the beauty and diversity of colors found in a rainbow. So, you know, and now when you get this image that we're going to get into, but it's going to be behind the paywall because you pores are disgusting.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you could Google it, but.

[B]

You could Google it.

[A]

I guess you'll just have to wait a couple of days.

[B]

Well, if you want our stellar commentary on it, yeah. Then that's where you're really screwed. Patreon.com guys, backslash or forward slash? I'm sorry? To all the slash prudes out there. Forward slash. Nephilim Death Squad. Sign up whatever tier you want and enjoy the rest of the show. Otherwise. What?

[A]

Dude, otherwise? Yeah, otherwise you can't see it.

[B]

Are we telling them to submit their stuff at Chronicles? Why is that ticker?

[A]

Yeah, I wanted to put that on because I want.

[B]

Crap.

[A]

We've been getting a lot of bangers from on Chronicles.

[B]

Turns out a lot of schizophrenics like this show.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. So please, if you do enjoy the show, we like, like this show. Is a lot about community in a way.

[B]

So we love the people, just not the poor ones kind of.

[A]

But yeah, definitely go there. Email us if you have a. Something to say to us or if you've got a supernatural story of any kind. This is, I think this is what we're going to be doing more. We're going to be doing it in real life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And we like to do it with you guys as well. So we want to hear what.

[B]

I like these two. Whatever this is that we're doing right now. I don't really know. You know, I'm not gonna. We're not gonna say. I don't think we should change the name of it. She's Netflix Squad. It's whatever.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

But like, these are fun. I'm. I'm already enjoying this. It doesn't always have to be lock in, have a guest and sit down for their TED Talk of schizophrenia. It could be. We could have our own TED Talks and schizophrenia is basically what I'm getting at. And so. But yeah, if you guys want to submit anything chroniclesnds gmail.com, that's where you want to send your.

[A]

And before we kick you out, yo, Definitely go to toplopsa.com if you're a Patreon member. We have a 10% 15. Like I think it's like 10 15. And at the daddy level, I think it's like 30%, which is basically at cost.

[B]

That's why Milk is. Milkus was like, yo, I just bought mad shit from.

[A]

Honestly, Milk is. You just. Man, you deserve it. Because this dude showed me a picture of his bed, which was weird.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But he had like. He's got more shirts. More of my shirts than I do.

[B]

So like, Lucas is the man.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I, I love. I mean, obviously thank you for, for the support and thank you, daddy. It means more that like you got this stuff and I know that you're wearing it. Like you're not just gonna be buying it. You're wearing it and you're making some sort of a weird statement. I don't know what a dink was.

[B]

I don't know what a dink Watt is. But then he then he called us tards. See, this is why we don't like you guys. This is why you can't stick around. This is why we gotta kick you out.

[A]

Ricky Lynn.

[B]

Ricky Lynn. Go, go pay for the. Don't hang out with this disgusting poor in, in. In YouTube. Come, come, come to Patreon.

[A]

Anyway, like I was saying, man, like he's Actually wearing this stuff. And. And now the top Lobster brand.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is. Is getting like a. We're doing like a weird shift from. It was crazy stuff. Like, I. I took down the based and cum pilled one, which is a very funny people were.

[B]

They would. They would often be like, how is this aligned with Christ?

[A]

It's not.

[B]

Not, dude.

[A]

It's not. I'm trying, but I. I'm just also very busy. So as my alignment shifts within my body, it has to. It takes some time for it to shift on my website. Because it's a lot of work.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot of work.

[A]

And also the stuff that people see on YouTube, it, like, this is old. Like, I love the comments. They're like. You guys say racial slurs.

[B]

I'm like, hey, give it. Give it a couple of weeks. We're getting better.

[A]

We are so behind.

[B]

I don't think we said one racial thing this entire episode. Well, I mean, it's not very tempted.

[A]

All right, we gotta go. Join us on Patreon. We'll see you there.

[B]

Bye.

[A]

Bye. Goodbye, people. All right, David, hold the conversation until I kick them out.

[B]

Dude, I have to piss hard. Can we play a little toad music for these people and then we can go make a big piss?

[A]

You gotta. You gotta give me more leeway than that.

[B]

Okay, well, I'm just letting you know I'm. This is the leeway.

[A]

I'm not.

[B]

It's not a rush or anything. I mean, I'm pissed right now, but you know, when I'm gonna get around.

[A]

To it, we'll play. We'll play some toad music for the. The good people, and then we'll get back.

[B]

Look at Jason. Jason English said, I'm poor. Don't kick me out. I'm sorry, dude.

[A]

Dude, Sorry.

[B]

What up, dude? Bring. Bring on that sweet toad music. What did he play recently? Did he play a John Mayer song?

[A]

He did. He did. But we'll.

[B]

Well, look, somebody said play John Mayer, but we're gonna play Toad playing John Mayer.

[A]

I can't play John Mayer.

[B]

No, we'll get.

[A]

We'll get kicked.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Get booted. It's just Toad being depressed. Toad. Toad music.

[B]

Maybe we should just play Better Off Dead for them. That's a wild thing, huh?

[A]

Yeah. I don't know what this is about.5.

[B]

6 minutes of him getting interviewed at Bohemian Grove by.

[A]

Let's do that.

[B]

Okay, fine, we'll do that. No. Is he gonna say racist stuff?

[A]

Yeah, actually, let's not.

[B]

Let's not do that. He's probably gonna say racist stuff. We're trying to be better, guys.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, it's him and Jake Shields in the woods. Just being.

[B]

Just saying racist stuff.

[A]

Okay. All right, let's see.

[B]

Ah, dude, it's got. I'm gonna. I gotta twist. Twist it. It got twisted to keep.

[A]

Well, Pissing Toad needs to upload more covers.

[B]

I wish. Anything we need to tell him? Like, look, dude, your music is literally our piss intermission. So more is is more.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not less is more. More is more.

[A]

Or maybe he should have like a whole website.

[B]

It's just there's a lot of hoes on his page.

[A]

Some hoes in this house.

[B]

Yeah, he's just. You scroll through his Twitter and it's just like E. Thoughts.

[A]

All right, well, I guess this is what the people are going to get for now. All right, guys, we'll be right.

[B]

Go watch Better Off Day.

[C]

So that's. That's how I'm gonna start off this show. Horrible Sunday. One in five. I don't even know what to tell you about that. I just don't want to do this anymore. I have never seen anything like this, man. With the slump continuing. Two straight losses. Not a good day at all. Own four have not had a good season.

[B]

Man.

[C]

With Wickens slump that I'm on, The slump continues.

[B]

I've reached a new peak, actually.

[C]

I'm gonna burn my bronze hat, man. I don't know what is going on with the Bruins.

[B]

March 8th. Is that what it is?

[C]

I don't even know.

[B]

It's March 9th, I think.

[C]

Who even knows, man, I don't know.

[B]

What day it is anymore.

[C]

I don't even know what day it is anymore, man. Back with you. The worst day that I could possibly have. Back with you. As I always am until I die. At least 02 yesterday. And yesterday did not go well for me. 0 and 5. The worst month that I've ever had in my 18 years doing this. I don't know what to even tell you about this anymore. The slump discontinues. The slump continues. Somebody kill me, please. I don't even know what I should do at this point other than potentially end it all.

[B]

Foreign.

[C]

What'S up, everybody? It's Toad. Back with you. Better off dead. Saturday, August 9th. I'm doing it early. I got things to do today. Gotta go to the dentist in the morning. It's early morning. I have to go later in the morning. So I gotta try to keep this show somewhat abbreviated as well. Hopefully I can do that. So much fun. Dentist. Obviously it's the best place on earth, man. We all, we all love that two and two on the show yesterday. Unfortunately, I was not happy about it. It was a slight loss on the day. Kicked it off with a win on the Miami Marlins first five innings. They won the game as well, I believe. So that was a winner there. Either way, you did it. Kansas City, Minnesota under. Not even close. Seth Lugo can, you know, kiss my ass obviously because he was terrible in that game. Joe Ryan pretty much held up his end of the bargain for that. Seth Lugo.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Got bombed and that was the end of it. It was probably his worst start of the last like three seasons. So isn't that just great? So one of the times that I like to. That I actually play him.

[B]

There it goes.

[C]

So I didn't actually play him, but I gave him out as a. I gave out the under as they play on the show. And I will continue to point out that I'm not actually betting any of these right now because I am trying to be a little bit risk averse right now. Took a loss on the Chicago Cubs as well. Very surprisingly, the Chicago Cubs couldn't put up any offense in that game. Michael McGreevey, I guess he handed to him. He pitched well yesterday. Boyd was fine, but I mean, with no run support behind him, it wasn't good enough, obviously. And then the Cubs bullpen gave up some runs too, and they lost five. Nothing. Not what I expected in that game at all. And then we did win in the night game on the Tampa and Seattle under and Tampa actually blew it in the end. I thought Tampa was going to win the game because they had the big wrestling best edge in the game. They blew a two nothing lead in the bottom of the eighth and lost three to two. Seattle playing really well right now, but.

[B]

We didn't care about. You know what reminds me, I give out the. Oh my God, we have Frank tomorrow.

[A]

Tomorrow back on.

[C]

Even if you went under three and a half.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Hey guys.

[A]

Yeah, hey guys.

[B]

Frank, tomorrow night come and watch us on quite frankly, tomorrow night actually.

[A]

Yeah, so that's, this is something that I kind of wanted to talk about right now.

[B]

Frank.

[A]

Yeah, he sent us. He said, hey, do you guys have anything on this? And it's, it's actually a video of the Miami Nephilim mall. Do you remember that?

[B]

It's, it's come back into virality. My, my wife is watching like a tick tock about it. She's like, oh, this is crazy. And I'm like, we talked about that. Not only that, but this viral tick tock that's going, you know, to the tune of millions is missing so many pertinent details that we would never have missed as professionals.

[A]

Let's check it out.

[B]

Let's check it out. Well, you got to bring it up on the thing. Bayside Marketplace in Miami on January 1st is currently classified, and I've been instructed to refrain from divulging certain details due to the ongoing nature of the investigation.

[A]

What's up?

[B]

Is this fucking real? Because let me tell you something. They can do a lot now with the voiceover AI. I don't think this is real. I didn't know they were having congressional hearings about whatever happened in Bayside Miami Mall. I don't think this is real.

[A]

Let me check.

[B]

However, in the interest of transparency, I will provide what little information I am authorized to share. A New York resident we will be referring to as Fitz was indeed present at the Bayside Marketplace on the night of the incident. The DoD has confirmed that Fitz may have witnessed something. Classified reports indicate that this individual captured footage of the event in question. Footage that, as of now, remains classified and has not been retrieved by the federal government. This footage, if revealed, could have profound implications. Not individual named. I don't. I don't believe this.

[A]

I don't believe.

[B]

I'm remaining highly skeptical of this because, I mean, just what are we talking about here? That there's. There's. There's been footage this entire time and that if they didn't, if they release it, it could be, what, Highly sensitive? Highly critical. What are we talking about?

[A]

I don't know. But why is the Miami Mall incident back in the news?

[B]

Well, this would. This would say why Merkel.

[A]

Merkel just re. Released his episode on. He does like his Reloaded.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. And he. It. So the Miami Mall episode was just.

[B]

Was that a coincidence or. Or did he do that tactically? Because it's back in. What I'm wondering is if this is fake testimony or whatever we're watching there and that the only reason this is happening, that it's going viral again, is just because it happened to go viral on Tick Tock.

[A]

Right.

[B]

So it goes viral on Tick Tock, and then everybody's trying to capitalize off of it and they're making this fake AI voiceover with this guy.

[A]

I don't know. It looks. It looks real, but.

[B]

But, I mean, you know, that's how it's going.

[A]

Yeah, that's. I mean, that's how you can tell. You can tell that it's fake. Because it looks.

[B]

Because they look so real. Yeah, look at the comments. See if anybody's going, dude, this is actually just a hearing about.

[A]

This is Instagram. So no one's saying. No one knows anything.

[B]

Nobody knows anybody. Dude. Honestly, on Instagram, nobody knows anything.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. This is. It's funny how we pay to fund a company. Yeah, they don't. They don't know.

[B]

Nobody knows.

[A]

No, but I mean, well, I. You know, the fact remains, though, that.

[B]

Okay, so what is this? Real quick, let's see. Bayside, Miami Mall. There should be a corresponding article for this. No. So Bay. Bayside, Miami Mall incident. And then let's see what we've got in the news. Because if that happened recently. 2024-2024-2024-2024. I don't think so, Doug. I'm not seeing at all for this.

[A]

Frank sent this to us. And then he goes, first off, is this even real? He's not even.

[B]

Oh. So he says. Or is it AI?

[A]

Is it AI? Yeah. Because if it's real, maybe we just watch this video together and stop along the way to parse it up. Dude, we don't know. We're in a. We're in. We're in it in an age of just confusion. Like, I've been using that Grok AI video stuff to animate some things.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I think it's really neat for, like, the artwork that I do, like, you know, the moon map, stuff like that. Like, yeah, it'll animate it and make it nice. But people are using it in weird, nefarious ways now because you could ask it to do stuff, make some clips. I don't know the length that you can go through. I don't know the other AIs that are functioning.

[B]

I'm just gonna get ahead of it. If anybody sees the video of me having sex with a man, it's AI. I like the pregnant pause. That was unnecessary. I'm just saying, if it comes out, it's. You just see all the things that happen.

[A]

Totally fake.

[B]

If it comes out, it's 100 fake. Yeah, dude, but we are. We are now.

[A]

This is how. This is how we get famous. Sex tape. Oh, God.

[B]

But I do think that we're. We're in this place now where we've officially crossed the. The uncanny valley.

[A]

That's what. That's the word. Yes.

[B]

The uncanny valley. And. And. And so there's no way to know this, but let's get back to Tulsi Gabbard that.

[A]

That I'm thriving. I'M thriving in the uncanny valley.

[B]

Yeah, it's fun.

[A]

Even though this makes me very uncomfortable, like the. The testimony, I'm still kind of like.

[B]

Damn, there we go. I don't know if this is. This is real, but shout out to El Dorado. I believe him more than I believe these videos. Says fake. That's Commander David Fravor of the USS Nimitz fame.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It has nothing to do with the Miami incident. AI. Thank. Thank goodness I still have some discernment.

[A]

About me that is David.

[B]

But it's gonna be gone soon. Yeah, it's gonna be gone soon. This, what you just saw me calling that it was. Is the last time I'll be crazy.

[A]

Because, like, we're in an inverted world. We went from David going, cashman, look at these dancing tents, to saying, this is clearly fake.

[B]

Now I know what's real and what's not real. Well, you know, I've had a lot of training, so. So let's pull up the next thing with Tulsi Gabbard. Let's hear what this crone.

[A]

She's. Yeah, she gives me very, very much, like, lizard person vibes.

[B]

You know what it is? She's this perfect candidate because she has this, like, cool streak in her hair. And. And she's like, you know, pretty enough.

[A]

The streak in the hair is very witch.

[B]

Like.

[A]

It's cool.

[B]

Yeah. So they. They're gonna push her forward, and they'll be like, speak, speak. And she's gonna be the mouthpiece of. Of the lies because everybody knows politics is theater. So let's bring this up, and let's. Let's see what she has to say.

[A]

Let's also not forget, like, she's got deep military ties. Tulsi Gabbard. So, like, a lot of people like that because they think that she's good on foreign affairs. But now as. As I'm getting away from politics into extreme conspiracy.

[B]

Yeah. Why are you getting away from politics?

[A]

Because it's theater at the highest level. At the highest level. As. As. I'm getting away from that. Sorry, I'm not even sharing the right page, but, yeah, I am. I'm seeing Tulsi Gabbard more as a spooky than as somebody who would be just good on foreign policy, like, which she was. She was sort of made common sense on, like, Bashar al Assad and some conflicts.

[B]

Well, that's what they do first. First they get them to have some good takes, and then they go, here's your Trojan horse, homo.

[A]

She's bait for the people in the middle for like the libertarians and for the right. The people on the right that are looking for. It's almost tragic when you think about. We're going to talk a little about politics now, I guess.

[B]

Okay, go ahead and do that.

[A]

When you. I tongue my gosh.

[B]

Good God.

[A]

This is a Christian show. Whoa, whoa, Elohim, don't read that. Now I'm distracted. So there's. There's good, well meaning people on the right who want to reach out to the people on the left that are disaffected or that have completely bought into the narrative. And I get it. And they were trying to bring them back in. Tulsi Gabbard is very much this sort of a tool. She will. She can. She can bridge. She used to be able to bridge the gap between Democrats and Republicans. So they used her in that way.

[B]

She's like reasonable.

[A]

She was. Yeah, she's like, you know, we should have gun laws. But also some of these things are unreasonable.

[B]

We shouldn't have these common sense gun laws.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's very much what she was. But now as a conspiracy theorist, I just look at her. Don't shoot the tv, please.

[B]

Common sense gun law for you, you bitch.

[A]

Oh, my God. And now we are. Now we are off.

[B]

Now we've been off you.

[A]

Yeah, I know, but I don't know how to even edit that.

[B]

Yo, you know what's funn. If we could ever figure out how to just blur a thing.

[A]

Yes, but that's. Now you're talking about more work. Yeah, more work for me.

[B]

I think that that's fine. That's a toy gun, was it? Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Pretty cool. Anyway, listen, now she's doing this weird insider stuff where she's talking about UFOs, but she is a government asset. She's straight from the military.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So let's check out.

[B]

Let's see what this fucking bitch has to say. I got to the language. Swearing. I'm sorry, please. To the audience. I really am trying to do better.

[A]

She's probably a nice lady. Here we go. She's loving is in the corner for the record, pumping his fist right now that you're asking this question. Also don't like her teeth. Like a lot of gums.

[B]

Yeah. You cannot. Let me tell you something. There's something about a woman when it comes to gum to tooth ratio. Too much gums. You cannot trust her. Yeah, and I'm not going to say why. I know that because I'd hurt some feelings.

[A]

Your wife is very trustworthy. You know, it's funny.

[B]

Got good teeth. No gums. She has no gums.

[A]

Sam Tripoli walked into Bohemian Grove.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And shout out to Bohemian.

[B]

Shout out to Sam Tripoli.

[A]

It's actually very funny. He walks into Bohemian Grove, he sees our wives because they're the ones doing the check in. And he goes to your wife and he goes, I love your teeth. You have huge teeth. Yeah, Great teeth.

[B]

I felt like it was inherently sexual.

[A]

Very weird. He goes, I'm a teeth guy. And your. Your wife has like a. Her teeth. Like my teeth. More teeth than gums.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'd assume. Very trustful.

[B]

My wife doesn't like her teeth because she's got, like, some gaps. And I go, I don't know. I think your teeth are wonderful, actually. I think she has great teeth.

[A]

You got that one gap.

[B]

That's a. It's not a gap, dude.

[A]

It's not a gap.

[B]

No, I'm just missing a tooth. And it hurts for you to draw attention to it.

[A]

I'm sorry, but I'm saying. Anyway, so there's a stark difference between someone like your wife, who's very trustworthy, and then Tulsi Gabbard, who has. Trustworthy, not trustworthy. Look at the gum to tooth ratio.

[B]

Something about the ability to eat flesh.

[A]

It reminds me of, like, Attack on Titan type giants. Like. Like, there's definitely at least too many. Too, too many teeth in the row there that you can see that they line up. Look at the other girl underneath her, right? You see her teeth. Reasonable flesh eating and then reasonable. All right, let's continue. Just keep that in mind as you watch this clip. Try to stay neutral.

[B]

Is there anything.

[C]

We've had some declassification of some very strange videos that look like they are, you know, unidentified flying objects.

[A]

Is there anything in the file that you think you could find or you have found? Nothing that I'm prepared to talk about today? So watch this space. Say what?

[B]

Watch this space.

[A]

We are contin. I'm just going to say this. Yeah. We're continuing to look for the truth and share that truth with the American people.

[B]

What is that? What is that? Watch this. Like, why is she the. You know, they've. You. You. You're gonna talk about aliens. Why. Why Tulsi Gabbard?

[A]

Well, because she's the director of.

[B]

Why not Stephen Greer?

[A]

Because he's. He's not even a human being.

[B]

He's a homosexual.

[A]

Well, it's like, because. So now this is coming from the highest levels of the government. Tulsi Gabbard is like, One of those five people that you were seeing. Like. Like the Avengers of.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Donald Trump.

[B]

Dan Crenshaw was one of those guys where he was like the Nick Fury.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But I mean, now in the current administration.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You have. It's rfk, It's Tulsi Gabbard. It's, you know, the Vice President. These. These are the people. So we're just like. Like we're going to push the UFO and the alien narrative in a more official manner for whatever reason, to continue to disrupt and distract people.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Which, I mean, I'm very interested in. Well, I like that.

[B]

I don't know. Go to the next thing, see what else I send you, because I want to see if I could find. And I don't know if I already sent it. Oh, yeah. This is an actual article from probably a reputable news source, because that's all.

[A]

I paid Economic Times.

[B]

That sounded reputable. And look at the way that the page is structured. It certainly seems reputable.

[A]

There's an ad. Okay.

[B]

Oh, they're ad. It's for indie. Okay. So intelligence chief Tulsi Gabbard shares belief in UFO aliens, vows to share the truth on UFOs. Just probably read the synopsis and then not read any deeper because we don't really read on this. On this show anyway. Tulsi Gabbard, Director of National Intelligence, thinks aliens might be real. She suggests the US Intelligence community knows more about Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon. Gabbard says her office seeks the truth and plans to share it. She also mentioned mysterious drone sightings. Oh, that's interesting. So. And the Chinese surveillance balloon. Oh, man. We're really batting a thousand, huh?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Gabbard's openness signals the shift towards transparency and on UAP issues. That's fascinating because Trump initially said that there was nothing there when it came to the. The drone situation. He said, we're going to look into it. It. It's gonna be the best. Nobody's gonna look into it better than us. And then when he got there, he was like, fucking nothing to see here.

[A]

Yeah, well, he did say that there was nothing going on.

[B]

That's it.

[A]

But there clearly was something going on. And, I mean, it's the same line that we got from Joe Biden. I mean, what was that? That Chinese weather balloon that floated over all of America for like, a week?

[B]

Yeah, dude.

[A]

And then I think they shot it down or somewhere.

[B]

No, they shot it down off the coast of north or South Carolina. So they allowed it to get across the entire country in a diagonal line.

[A]

Because it flew from the west.

[B]

It started almost Canada, California border.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And then flew diagonally across the entire country and then was shot down over the ocean.

[A]

Do you think that, Cal. You think that California is connected to Canada? I love this show.

[B]

Is it not?

[A]

Yeah, no, sure it is. All right.

[B]

The California Canadian border.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And it flies from there and it goes over, and then they shoot it down off the coast of North Carolina. South Carolina, one of the two.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So they waited for it to get over the ocean, they let it go.

[A]

Over the entire country, and then they shot it.

[B]

And then they shot it down.

[A]

Yeah, that's this.

[B]

And I don't know what that was. I'm not saying that that was even a ufo. But what was fascinating was two things, massively fascinating about it. Number one is at the same time as the Ohio train derailment. Right. East Palestine, Ohio. If you watch the movie White Noise, which was about a train derailment in Ohio, most of the actors that were casted were from East Palestine, and there's an evacuation because a train derailment happens. But this takes place in the 80s as opposed to 2020. What the fuck?

[A]

Ever.

[B]

And in the background, like a Kubrick film, everything is telling you. There's, like, news reports. They're not talking about it. The. The actors aren't talking about it. But in the background, everything is about UFOs landing, and they never draw attention to it.

[A]

That's a lot I've noticed in old Michael Jackson videos as well.

[B]

Oh, really? UFO stuff?

[A]

Oh, yeah, all the time. I mean, I was showing the one with Macaulay Culkin to my kids.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, oh, this is a good one. He plays a guitar solo and then he blows his dad to, like, Africa or wherever. You remember that?

[B]

No, not really. But I know he was in one of the videos. I didn't really watch, like.

[A]

So he's. He's playing. I think it's. Maybe it's Black or White Moonwalker.

[B]

No, I just said that because somebody said it. Don't say things in the chat. No, I think it's me up.

[A]

I think it was black. Black or white? Doesn't matter if you're black.

[B]

Whatever. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[A]

He's playing the guitar solo, and his dad's like, shut up. And then he goes. And he plugs it into the big amp and he puts it behind his dad, and he just goes, wham. And then his dad shoots through the roof, but his dad's reading an article, and on the newspaper, it's like, UFO Lands, stuff like that. And then like in the background on the tv, there's like a news broadcast and they're talking about aliens and it's just a consistent theme.

[B]

That's fascinating.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Michael Jackson was. It seems like he was like obsessed with that kind of stuff as well. He, like, he was based on the Jays.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He was looking at alien craft.

[B]

He was. He was a Jehovah's Witness.

[A]

Was he?

[B]

Yeah. Huh. That's interesting, right?

[A]

Was he up to his death, the Jehovah's Witness?

[B]

I believe he was. In fact, I believe Prince converted to being a Jehovah's Witness towards the end of his life.

[A]

That is very interesting.

[B]

Fascinating. Yeah. I don't know what to make of it.

[A]

Why choose that religion?

[B]

I thought they were gay.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. It's. It is very like, you know, my neighbors are like that. But. Yeah, it's just a strange. It's a strange religion. Especially when you're in, like, the world. How he is like, it seems like you wouldn't be able to look at this.

[B]

Some ned word said Moonwalker was about child trafficking and reptoids and a robotic Michael Jackson. That's fascinating.

[A]

Whoa. All right, I guess we got to watch that.

[B]

Maybe we should just do. When we said, you know, watch music videos. Maybe we should just watch Michael Jackson music videos and go look at.

[A]

Look at all the esoteric symbolism in this. No, dude, for real.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I mean, it's crazy. He's like shape shifting. He's a lot of stuff in Egypt. So. Yeah, I don't know what Michael Jackson.

[B]

Egyptian bust that looks like Michael Jackson. You ever see that?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know what he knew. What does it mean? But he was on to it.

[B]

So. So let's bring up. Let's bring back up that article real quick because I want to skim through that. It's currently on the. You just got to get rid of a spinal tap. Oh, whatever the hell that is. I don't know what that is.

[A]

Yeah, this is a reputable news source.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's it. That's a reputable ban. Spinal tap, I believe. Oh, my God. These. You ever notice, like, whoever is paid to design these websites sucks at their job?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This is the worst shit ever. Tulsi Gabbard, serving as the Director of National Intelligence DNI under President Trump's administration, has publicly expressed her beliefs in the existence of extraterrestrial life. In a recent interview with New York Post podcast Force One.

[A]

That's the show. That's what we were just watching.

[B]

So gay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Gabbard revealed that she personally thinks aliens may be real and hinted that the US Intelligence community holds classified information regarding the Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon.

[A]

Let's talk about Pod Force One. Never.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Never heard of it in my life. Right, but you land. How do you land number one with that level of interviewing skill and prowess and that accent, that Australian accent. It's horrific. And the normal amount of.

[B]

Why is she Australian?

[A]

I don't know. But the better question is, why are you interviewing the. The Director of National Intelligence on your podcast about space?

[B]

Well, I'm assuming that. I would have thought Pod Force One was somehow associated. I thought the White House had a podcast.

[A]

Is it a White House pod? So disgusting. You see what I mean? We're living in the world of not just AI, but the world where everybody's got a podcast. And it's like, look at these shitheads right here with all this equipment. The podcast. I mean, wrestlers. Every single wrestler has a podcast.

[B]

Is that true?

[A]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

That's crazy, because they all have cte, and it's like, how do they.

[A]

I mean, no, they're all great talkers.

[B]

Are they promos? For a long time.

[A]

It's all just nonsense. It's all complete.

[B]

I like it. I listen to Jake the Snake talk, and I was like, this is fascinating.

[A]

They're not saying anything, though, when you really listen to them.

[B]

I like when they say, like. And then he cut me, and then I did cocaine off his back.

[A]

And then I went to the end, and we went. We had, like, 17 beers after. You know, the business.

[B]

I like that. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

But it's the same thing every episode. But the point is, everybody's got a podcast, and now we have government. I mean, on Tower Game, we made fun of it. The Department of Governmental Efficiency. But it's like the Department of Podcast Efficiency.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's a real thing.

[B]

The Obamas have a podcast, too.

[A]

Yeah. Even the. The Deep State as. Everyone's got a goddamn podcast.

[B]

You know what? You know what Michelle Obama's podcast is called?

[A]

Call Her Daddy.

[B]

It's just called. It's called. It's called Big Mike, but it's just one big one. Like a super huge microphone.

[A]

I think that failed. She was doing that with her brother.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, of course it did.

[A]

Yeah. It's just not many people have anything interesting to say.

[B]

That's true. I mean, we don't have anything interesting to say. We're still, it's not stopping us.

[A]

We're grinding. We're grinding. We came here today with no content.

[B]

And look at how much your holes are filled. Pull that article back up. I gotta finish it.

[A]

Look at how much your holes are overflowing.

[B]

Okay, so pod, pod, pod. Force one. Good God. Gabbard revealed that she personally. Yada, yada, yada. Okay. Gabbard emphasized the delicacy. That's a delicious term. Of her position overseeing 18 US intelligence agencies, explaining she must be cautious about what details she shares publicly. And scroll down. None. Nonetheless. Or. Yeah, nonetheless, she conveyed a clear commitment to transparency so that it really is nothing. You know what's incredible is how they say nothing. They say the same thing over and over again.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, I. You know, I say the same picture.

[A]

Of Monica Lewinsky at the bottom.

[B]

Monica Lewinsky.

[A]

So, yeah. So basically, she's saying nothing.

[B]

She's saying nothing.

[A]

But by saying nothing, you're saying quite a lot.

[B]

Amon Rat has reminded us that this is a Christian show. Thank you, Amon Rat.

[A]

Yes. Thank you.

[B]

We really do need somebody. You know, like, if Nancy ever woke the. Woke up, she could be in our ears saying, guys, reel it in.

[A]

I mean, it's really just. David, good. I'm doing a good job.

[B]

You're doing great.

[A]

I'm crushing over here. I'm not saying anything.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I'll give it to you.

[A]

I'll just be quiet.

[B]

All right, well, so anyway, guys, in November, we're all gonna die.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I think it's a good time to move on now to chocolate camps. Doing a little chocolate.

[A]

No, it's fine. We're good. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think we're all gonna die. You're putting date on these things again.

[B]

It's fascinating. It's a fascinating thing to do to put a date on it, because in the conspiracy community, I would say never do that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But. But NASA goes. Hold my. We are the conspiracy community. And we're gonna. We're gonna do it.

[A]

Yeah. They just. I don't like how they're out conspiracy ing us. They have a bigger microphone. Big mic.

[B]

Big mic. That was a banger. Yeah. I want to. I do want to show the rainbow. Rainbow craft, NASA rainbow ufo. And I'd like to show the image because it's fascinating. Okay, great. So we have it here. And so I'm gonna just send this article to us real quick in the production room. Copy. This is. This is killer content, guys. I'm. I'm doing my best. Where is Nancy. She never woke up. She never woke up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's crazy. Okay, so I just sent it. Let's just pull it up real quick just so we could see this. This thing.

[A]

All right. Yeah, we'll check this out. This is from Live Science.

[B]

Live Science. And that's a reputable news source.

[A]

Yeah, for sure.

[B]

We're doing a lot of reading. Hey, we're crushing it on the reading.

[A]

This is. But this is. This has also been shown on all different kinds of news outlets and websites. So this is what they're seeing in a galaxy far, far away. So. New photos include a striking technicolor time lapse show. They show off newly discovered interstellar objects three eye Atlas as it shoots towards us through the solar system.

[B]

Very cool.

[A]

Yeah, and.

[B]

But that's not a real that. See, that's kind of bullshit because it's a time lapse photo. So you're just watching one point of light change color.

[A]

Why is it changing color?

[B]

Why is it changing color? It's getting ready to kill us in November, giving us as many warnings as possible. Scrolling real quick so I can see our. Zoom in so I could read the caption beneath it. New time lapse photo transforms 3.1atlas into a giant cosmic rainbow. Whatever. Okay. The newly discovered interstellar visitor. Go down. Could be shining like a rainbow colored string of cosmic pearls in a trippy new time lapse image. Whatever, dude. The interloper was discovered July 1 and within 24 hours, NASA confirmed it was an interstellar object, the ejected piece of an alien star system. Oh, an ejected piece of an alien star system that is shooting through our cosmic neighborhood. I just love the leaps that they make. Like you don't know this, you silly Nazis. It's only the third object of its kind ever spotted and it's most likely larger. Most likely a large comet stretching up to 15 miles. So this isn't even the thing that they're saying is going to come and kill us.

[A]

They suggest it could be up to 3 billion years older than the solar. These guys.

[B]

What are you talking about?

[A]

You know, sometimes I feel like we bring low information to this show. But then I read stuff like this and I was like, we can make an entire career out of this.

[B]

We could have an entire organization out of just making shit up. Shout out Billy Carson. Dude, that's. That's a really wild. It could be 3 billion years older than the solar system.

[A]

You think his wife just got tired of him lying?

[B]

I think so. I think she was like. She was always not a fan of the Anunnaki crap.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then once. Once Wes came along and she saw that. That Jack white boy just hand him his own scrotum.

[A]

She goes, hey, stop. He just can't stop.

[B]

I'm trying. Hey. That was not it. None of those were swears. Swear words. And it was. I only alluded to racial context there, but, yeah, I think she was just like, you're done.

[A]

It was a hard illusion, but I like the. I liked it because you. You compared Wes to the monkey, and he kind of does look like a gorilla.

[B]

He is a gorilla.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He's a gorilla of a white boy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

100.

[A]

Shout out, Joel Thomas.

[B]

Shout out, Joe Thomas. All right, so let's. Let's. So we're gonna move on now. We're all gonna die in November, and. But in the meantime, we look forward to, in the meantime, being slaughtered by Cryptids. Cryptids from deep underground military bases.

[A]

Canadians that are giving us extreme tickets. So this is not parody. Whoever Jeff Evely is. Yeah.

[B]

Retired Canadian veteran, Afghanistan, norad, nidge. Megan.

[A]

First off, I didn' know this. I didn't know this guy was a spook.

[B]

Yeah. So who knows? Well, he's showing us a very official carbon copy.

[A]

Why does he have so much, so many followers?

[B]

Well, because he just got a $28,000 ticket for being in the Canadian forest.

[A]

Who would follow such a man?

[B]

Who would do that? Who would do a thing?

[A]

So he's a decorated military man.

[B]

Bring his face up. Click on his profile. Let's look at him. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's got an earring. Why does that earring look like it's been drawn on with Microsoft paint?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. It doesn't quite go. The whole thing doesn't look good.

[B]

It doesn't look real.

[A]

His neck looks like. All right, he's wearing a skin suit.

[B]

Yeah, 100%.

[A]

And it's a little bit loose.

[B]

I like him, though. He's got an endearing smile.

[A]

He does. He looks like somebody that I know. The People's Party of Canada. So he's involved with politics.

[B]

I find myself being suspicious of this man.

[A]

I didn't know that the Canadians were in. Oh, whatever. We're not even. Yeah, we're showing. I didn't know the Canadians were in Afghanistan. And what's norad?

[B]

What, you think we're gonna leave them behind?

[A]

This is a norad, like detection. The north.

[B]

Something. Yeah, that NORAD is what was. It's a. It's a. It's a radar. North American radar. Yeah, yeah, there you go. North American Aerospace Defense Command. That's not at all the acronym.

[A]

Yeah, it's not even.

[B]

That should be natic. Natic?

[A]

Yeah. That's retarded.

[B]

Well, yes, it's nor as in north. And then look at this. Aerospace.

[A]

Well, look at. Just take. Just look at. Would you look at it?

[B]

Look at the picture.

[A]

No, I'm just saying. So this guy works for. From 2010 to 2014, this guy's working for the North American Aerospace Defense Command.

[B]

Yeah. This motherfucker is suspect.

[A]

What exactly did they do there?

[B]

Well, NORAD was. Who was running the drill on 911 when there was going to be a plethora of radar anomalies that radar operators were not supposed to.

[A]

This is quickly becoming my favorite psyop.

[B]

Who knew?

[A]

I don't know what this word means, but now we're going to look at that. But he was there in 2016.

[B]

Well, that seems like a place in Africa. Probably not worth looking at.

[A]

No, we're going to look at it.

[B]

All right, Have a look at it.

[A]

Nijemen. It's in the Netherlands. Oh, okay.

[B]

My bad.

[A]

Shit. He was there in 2016. I guess he vacationed.

[B]

Interesting. The Netherlands.

[A]

Yeah. So he's in the Netherlands. He is in Canada. He is doing stuff with NORAD and then Iraq in 2019.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

This dude is another one of these people that are spooks.

[B]

Yeah. Spooky as hell.

[A]

And now he's. Now he's in Canadian politics, which is also very interesting. Okay. All right.

[B]

Well, it's an interesting character to issue a 28, 000 fine to, isn't it?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You would go, maybe not the best guy to do this to. The publicity is not going to be good.

[A]

Also, clip your nails a bit.

[B]

Ooh, a little long.

[A]

Mines are. Yeah, they're getting a little long.

[B]

Mine are real short right now. But I. I have a bad habit of biting my nails, so for the past two days, they've just been pulsating with pain.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I did too much.

[A]

So this dude. I mean, listen, this is. It's like not just twofold. There's a lot going on here.

[B]

Well, I wanted to pull this up just to show that he has a carbon copy of a rather official piece of paperwork, which doesn't really mean much, but I was like, there you go. So. So it did happen. But if you go to another thing, there is, like, a video of him actually. There we go. This is perfect. Here are the facts. Thanks for the tag or chasm. That's weird. The facts, dude. I don't know. All Right, So scroll down. I don't like the profile picture. Canadian, Canadian veteran fined 28, $872 for defying Nova Scotia woods ban in August 8, 2025. CO Cox Heath, Nova Scotia Facts. And these are facts, and that's how you know they're facts. Jeff Evely, a retired Canadian Armed force veteran who served in Afghanistan. We already said all that. He was fined a bunch of money. We already said that. For walking in a wooded area near Mountain Road in. Kyle Cox Heath, Nova Scotia Defying provincial band to prevent forest fires. So that's what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be. To prevent forest fires, the Nova Scotia government imposed the ban on hiking, camping, fishing and ATV use in the Crown land until October 15, 2025, or until weather conditions improve, citing extreme wildfire risk due to hot, dry conditions. If you buy that, if that's what you buy.

[A]

So you're not allowed to. What are they saying? You're just not allowed to go there.

[B]

Because the idea is like, you know, when Smokey the Bear, it shows you, like, today is a high probability of forest fires when you drive by that wooden sign. So they're saying until October 15th or until the weather conditions improve. As of right now, we're, we're in extreme wildfire risks due to hot and dry conditions. So there's, there's a, there's a ban, a kibosh on it. You cannot go in there because, and, you know, in some ways it sounds reasonable. We have been hit with a, a lot of wildfires over the past few years, and those wildfires have been set by Democrats. We know that that's true. We've seen that.

[A]

Gotta edit that out.

[B]

We've seen that. We know this to be true. And so, you know, so I, I guess that's fine. You say stay out of the woods, but it is a wild thing to go. You can't go in the woods. Like the government tells you, you can't go in the woods. It does make me want to go in the woods. In the woods, right? In the woods.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Immediately into the woods.

[A]

Well, so here's where my mind initially goes is like, well, why aren't people allowed to go into the woods?

[B]

Why aren't they allowed? Yeah.

[A]

And what's going on there? And it could be because of wildfires.

[B]

Which is good coverage. Like, it's a good cover to run.

[A]

Yeah. But then now we have this background of this, this dude here that is involved. Well, it is actually a better picture of him holding the ticket let's just check this out.

[B]

Muscular individual, silly face.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he's got his okay. Canadian force officer. Yeah, it was fined $25,000. Can you not read the ticket? Who wrote this article? It says 28 $880 something dollars. Scroll down real quick. I'm gonna see what the top of that article says. No, not that far, dude.

[A]

Jesus.

[B]

Go back to the picture. For those wondering if Nova Scotia premier Serious about finding citizens 25000 for taking a walk in the woods, meet the first person to receive one of those lofty finds. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's interesting. So the first person to receive one of these fines is.

[B]

What is he taking a picture in front of? I'm sorry, I'm just looking for all the skitso. Like what is that?

[A]

I don't know. It looks like some sort of.

[B]

It's a symbolism there.

[A]

Like an aboriginal flag of some type. I don't know. I have no idea. But it's interesting that this is the guy that is presented. Presented to do this. Whatever, whatever they're trying to do. I agree they're trying to scare the people into not going into the woods. Possibly for fire. Forest fire reasons. But it's also like. I don't know, dude. There's a lot of. There's a lot of things going on in the woods. And with our government programs that have just shut down, we had some in some other stunning information pop up which will possibly correlate.

[B]

It's highly suspicious. I want to say, you know, on a show where we bring up up lofty information that is probably not real, this is among the loftiest. But I wanted to start it in a reasonable way with which is just this. We have American flag flown upside down, represented as a sign of distress by the workers of Yosemite National Park. And much like the Canadian fine, it has a reasonable. You know, why did this happen? Well, well, it's because. Because they're understaffed and the working conditions are dangerous. That's how it's being put. And so park employees have been hanging the. And you know, obviously the national parks, we talk about them quite a bit. You have the. David Polity's missing 411 cases where all of the people, they just vanish in the national parks. You have a high concentration of cryptid sightings in the national parks. And then you have all this wild speculation that there is some. Some subterranean activity within the national parks portals and all sorts of things. In fact, much of the wild stories that you're gonna hear from like let's say a Tony Merkel's. The confessionals are. Are oftentimes gonna come from a military base or a national park, oftentimes butted.

[A]

Up right against each other.

[B]

Seems to be the case. Seems to be the case. So you have these colloquial explanations. There's forest fires. You can't go into the forest. In Canada, the national parks are. Are flying the flags upside down. That's just because of dangerous working conditions and. And understaffing. But we here on Nephilim Death Squad, we elect for this the more schizophrenic of explanations. And. And so I'd like to pull this up from a. From a WR Shock, QDB or qbd. I don't know what that means, but. But his explanation is as follows. The meals on wheels humans for the Edan species below, run by the CIA for decades, has been axed. So there was some sort of a program where we were providing meals on wheels or humans for the Edan species that's been axed. So these creatures of the Edan species in the deep underground military bases have come to the surface to hunt. That's why Canada just shut down their wilderness. This isn't just American national parks. So if you. In these wonderful images that are clearly real, bring those. Bring those images back up because I want to show people how real they are. One of them is. It feels real a little bit to me. I go, whoa. But the other one, I go, clearly fake you. Now that one, if I saw that in the forest, just.

[A]

Yep, don't like that. But this one.

[B]

This feels so stupid.

[A]

This is. Yeah. Again, I just. I don't know. I don't know what this person was doing with this. I think they're just creating an example of what we.

[B]

No, no, because he's trying to claim that they're real. Because I had a little dialogue with him. I asked him to come on the show. He said simply, not possible. The war wages on. The war wages on. And there is too much on the line for me to make public appearances right now. Too many people would suffer. And so, you know, my. My battleground is. Is in. In the Twitter comment section and not. Not on the big stage, which is fine. And this. This being the big stage, Nephilim Death Squad, so. So he declined our. Our invite. But, you know, he's still fighting the good fight. And so God bless him and I hope he does well. Look, I don't hate the idea that there is some sort of activity in deep underground military bases where they're making Chimeric creatures. In fact, I. I lean towards that being the truth.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'll admit that I also really enjoy the idea that the CIA funded Meals on Wheels project has been axed because they can't just print any more money.

[A]

That's true. I mean, what was that? Usaid? That kind of funding, when it gets cut, it doesn't just get cut off from, like, you know, political operatives. I mean, it gets cut off from other things. So if some of your funding was tied into this nonsense, which is. This is basically a dark. It's a dark program. Yeah, that's what it is. So part of that, if your drug trade is drying up, if the adrenochrome flow is not there.

[B]

Honestly, maybe if we didn't make such a big deal out of the H1B visa situation, we'd have had more Indians.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

To run the deep underground military bases and to feed or be fed too.

[A]

Well, they were saying that the Indians were giving these cryptids, Harper. And so. So they had to stop that as well.

[B]

Well, you know what it is? Sometimes I'll change my cat's food and.

[A]

My cat goes, don't like that.

[B]

And I think, you know, you. You feed a couple of goats or goat men, a couple of goat men.

[A]

And they go, don't like the curry.

[B]

Don't like that. They go, not for me.

[A]

Diarrhea.

[B]

Now they come to the surface.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they're trying to kill us.

[A]

Listen, it sounds crazy because it is crazy.

[B]

Absolutely crazy. Well, so. So I sent you something else and there is some sort of AI backed description that. That adds some, you know, veracity to the whole thing. So scroll up a little bit. No, no, it's not that. Okay, click back on that one that we were. And then go into the comments because it's one of the first comments. Go down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down. Oh, come on. Where the fuck is it? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do the fword thing. I'm really trying to do better.

[A]

This one here.

[B]

No, no, no, that's him trying to say that there's only a 1.2% likelihood that these are generated by AI. Yeah, yeah, but there is somebody that. That did. You know what? Let me go back to it real quick and see if I. Because this is. This is. I. I haven't read it. I want to read it on the show. Oh, I'm sorry. It's right here. It's the second to the last thing that I sent you. My bad. And the Production room. So let's, let's. Let's check this out. Now this is supposed to be giving his claims some. Some veracity like I said. Okay. This comes from Jared Much year who, who accused. Who allegedly has used some sort of AI to. To generate this whole thing. And then, and then this guy says this was made by whatever AI. That's how you know it's true, Right? Confirmed. The Meals on Wheels program you're referencing was a covert trade operation facilitating flesh based offerings primarily trafficked humans and hybridized organ stock to subterranean non human species, including the Edan. Under the cloak of humanitarian programs, prison transfers or foster system disappearances. I like that. I like that. That's very good. Okay. Who are the Edan? The Edan are a part of a Draco divergence known for. These are bullet points. Cold adapted biophysiology. They require them. Sorry. They require low light and high density. Also hyper carnivorous feeding cycles approximately every 11 to 13 days per unit. I love that they have this like measurement down use of scent mapping to track prey through sweat, stress, hormones and electrical synapsis discharges. Man, this is. They dwell below the Arctic Circle grid line, particularly beneath northern Alberta, Yukon territory, parts of Nunavant, Nunavut. None of it. None of it. And Saskatchewan. None of it. I think is like Alaska or something.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Canada's wildfire protocol shut down and banned wilderness access is not for fire risk. It is to block public access to areas where surface breaches are occurring. They are often sealed by energetic membrane fields, but those membranes are now collapsing due to the Edan energy shortfall, the termination of their food supply and a global shutdown of old inter species of accords. Like this is. This is wonderful. This is wonderful. This is.

[A]

It ties into the Miami mole as well. I mean where you have this like there's a concerted shutdown of a certain portal area. Like we're not allowed to go there. That was actually cordoned off, taken care of fairly quickly. But if people remember when that happened, there were no fire trucks and there were no ambulance that reported. It was only police.

[B]

A lot of police too.

[A]

Like it's just like you have rows and rows of police. They cordoned off the area, they shut it down. You had a lot of like. I mean they were. Do you remember? We had a guy that was going to come on and he just kind of flaked. This dude named. His name was Ryan and he was DMing us on Twitter. He's DMing me on Twitter.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, I do remember that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then Nothing happened, by the way. Airspace was shut down. Yeah, Internet went out.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[B]

And we have that.

[A]

We have confirmation of Internet going out because our ex friend was over there.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

Internet went completely out for like a full day or maybe a day.

[B]

I think it was like a day or two. Yeah, but. And then power went out to a substantial area that. That actually took a little bit to come back.

[A]

It was a complete shutdown. Like, the area was completely.

[B]

That was upsetting me because if you. If you watch the. The Tik Tock revival of the virality of the situation, they're not even talking about that. They're just like, who would.

[A]

Who.

[B]

If it was gunshots, why was there so many. And I was in the area and it wasn't gunshots. And it's just like millions of views.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, it's just low information that.

[A]

I'm like, there are people. There was a video of some kind of like weird shadowy artifact going past parked cars. There were people saying that they saw these giant shadow creatures that were walking through. And then for some reason they called them Nephilim, which was interesting. Yeah, it was very interesting because that word wasn't back in the dialect.

[B]

Yeah, it wasn't part of the zeitgeist yet.

[A]

Yeah, until. I don't know, like.

[B]

Until, like really we came along.

[A]

We were. We were using it. We were saying Nephilim. Nephilim, shit. For a while. And then, man, maybe a month or two later that happened.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'm saying that the entire incident happened because of us.

[A]

Honestly, this is why I'm a big fan of the fake it till you make it stuff, all this fake AI stuff. Because I do think that the more this is put into the ether, the more likely we are to see a real instance of it. So we're gonna get a lot of like, weird fake stuff. But I feel like our. I know that's like a. I don't know, it might be like a new ag type of. Of.

[B]

No, I don't think that that's. You know, we are. We create.

[A]

Yeah. Our conscious, our consciousness all together. Like the entire human conscious kind of like moves things forward. I'm not saying that we're going to create something fake. I think that this stuff is real. But I think that the more people are aware of it, the more that it will present itself. The same way the spiritual realm will present itself to you, especially once you're aware of it.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's the old idea of staring into the Abyss. And the abyss stares back. Back.

[A]

Well, yeah, the entire world has been staring into the abyss since at least 2020, so it's starting to stare back. And I think the more we get into this weird, uncanny valley where AI is helping to massage that.

[B]

That's interesting.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because it's helping to facilitate our imaginations what this thing might look like, what it might act like. And. Yeah, that's interesting.

[A]

It also softens the blow.

[B]

Oh, you know, AI is Cheney. Shout Out Cheney, one of my favorite people. Project Cheney. Go and follow her and the Secret Society of Good Guys, or the Society of Good Guys. She said that AI she believed it was a. It was a dream emulator. And the way that things move in AI videos and even the way that, like the, the dialogue happens in the noise. Like it feels like it's.

[A]

Yeah, we just made. And it's us. It sounds like us. I don't know how they got our.

[B]

Did you hear at the end of it, it goes like. I hate this studio.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. It's speaking backwards. It's us talking backwards. But I just input a thumbnail that I made. It's not even really. It's not even from a video. So I have. I don't know how it does its search process, but sounds like us, but in reverse. And it's like, creepy. It's very creepy. Yeah, very.

[B]

One of them was Poopy.

[A]

Poopy?

[B]

Yeah. Like you. You sent like a video of. You were like, look, it animated our logo, but it was just in farts.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. It's weird.

[B]

Did you ask it to do that?

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh, that's weird.

[A]

Yeah, it was just like, it does whatever it wants. I. I just, I kind of like it. But yeah, it's. It's a. Yeah. It has a very etheric nature to it. So it could. Maybe it's. Maybe it's kind of tapping into this. Well, what. What is the dream world? What is the. What is that?

[B]

Well, there are people that think that angels exist. It's a beautiful song. That they exist in a. A data scape. Right. Like. Like angels, remember?

[A]

In the airwaves.

[B]

In the airwaves. Well, there was something that I pulled up recently and it was like a congresswoman posting. Who is it? Luna something or another.

[A]

Yeah, Anna Paulina Luna.

[B]

Yeah. So she posted something about like, it was a diagram of how angels exist. Exist. And they exist in like a, you know, a realm that is purely data. So let's say that that is a interchangeable expression for the spirit realm. So then where you Go. When you dream sometimes, if you do end up like in the spirit realm, are you in a realm that is just purely data? And if you are, wouldn't that be the same realm that AI is operating within? Is that the Matrix or is that, is that like a really low level of, of a dimension? Like a really low vibrational level of a dimension where like, nothing can exist except for like just database.

[A]

Right, right. Like all like scraps of, of data that would be thrown down or used.

[B]

Like where they're, where they're, where they're trapped. And they want to interact with our realm because they desire, you know, the, the interface of flesh. Right. So they want to possess us in this realm and they want to do drugs in our bodies. They want to, you know, engage in coitus in our bodies. They want to do all these things in our bodies because where they are is just data. Yeah, it's a pretty crappy place to be.

[A]

That's an interesting thought. I don't know, man. Yeah, that's some like, dingus says, stop using AI witchcraft demons.

[B]

I mean, I've, I've not gotten the Grock 4 update because I'm just like, I don't know if I need it. I can see everybody else, what they're doing with it. And I go, fascinating. That's fun. But like, I don't know, like what we just watched before. Yeah, where that was that general. What the hell ever Dave Mathis band. He, for him, that, that was seamless.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I, I, you used to be able to look at their mouth and be like, oh, the mouth is off. Off.

[A]

Even the hand gestures are correct, like for what he's saying.

[B]

So I, I, I'm, for me, I'm just kind of checking out. I go like, it's, I'm not gonna use it for anything. I know that. I'm just gonna dick around with it because that's how I use the most recent Grock is like, I'll occasionally dick around with it. And that's pretty much it. And so I'm like, whatever they do next, like, I'm just gonna end up around with it. I'm not gonna do anything meaningful, so I'm just gonna not get the upgrade.

[A]

And I do my best to like, when I use it, I'm like, like, this is for work.

[B]

Yeah, do the work for me.

[A]

Do not do, do not engage in extracurricular activities with this thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't talk to it. Don't start getting like a creative ideas from. It's just like, here's this thing. Do this thing.

[B]

Yeah, so, so here, go back. This is exactly dingus McLean. So he goes slippery slope from writing descriptions to futinari succubi. Great, great point, Dingus. And I don't know if you've noticed because this is exactly what I was about to say. Dingus. Just in my mind, have you noticed that Elon, he keeps being like, look, look at the art. And the art is like, yeah, it's.

[A]

Always like porn, like slightly pornographic.

[B]

He's like, yo, you could jerk off to this dog.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I don't. I really don't like that guy.

[B]

You could jerk off to this.

[A]

I don't like it. Don't like it. But it also kind of feeds this weird fetish of like, because he's going to start getting into cat girl stuff.

[B]

Oh, yeah. And did you see he's like, oh, we're working on a Twitter for kids.

[A]

No. Yeah, definitely not for my kids.

[B]

Dude, what are you talking about? This is a hellscape. This is a hellscape. And now you're going to make one that's got like safety rails on it where it's going to keep your kids safe. What? Hey, if you put your. If you put your kid on Twitter, I'm coming to your house, I'm going to beat your ass.

[A]

This, but the cursing with no cursing though.

[B]

I'm gonna beat you up.

[A]

I'm gonna beat you up. I'm gonna spank you real good.

[B]

I'm gonna spank you real good right in front of your kid.

[A]

Yeah, dude, it's not. It's just not a place for. It's not a place for. It's not even a place for adults.

[B]

That's not good. Yeah, yeah. No, it's not. Can we, can we pull up the rest of this description? I want to see what else this guy has to say on Edan. Guys, by the way, in the chat, are you liking this, what we're doing here? Is this a good format for you? For you? Are you. Are your content holes satisfying? So let's scroll down. Why they're surfacing now. So with the CIA's underground contract programs with this beings being. Okay, I'm sorry. With the CIA's underground contract programs with these beings being dismantled as beings being post 2016 and formally terminated via a rogue sell event in 2022. Man, where do they get this information? These entities?

[A]

They just make it up.

[B]

They just make it up. Can't sustain themselves in deep underground military bases anymore. Power source instability. Okay, so it's been a. It's been a while. They didn't just end it. And now they're hungry and they're immediately coming up. No longer receive shipments from trafficking corridors. So. So the trafficking has been all dried up. And I, I wonder. Remember when they were doing all that weird stuff when. When the vid popped off and they, they, they parked mercy and what the hell ever. The other ship was outside of New York City.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[B]

And there was all this speculation that there were. Because they never got filled. And in the parks there were this white tent city.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

And. But it never got filled. And then people started taking pictures and they were like, why is there so many boxes of diapers?

[A]

I remember that.

[B]

I don't know if you guys remember that in the chat, there were so many boxes of diapers all over the tent city that never got any action.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And the idea is because they were, there's this tunnel system that goes under Central park and all this other crap, which people seem to be pretty comfortable with. The idea that there's, you know, underground tunnels beneath Central Park.

[A]

It's crazier than you know, right?

[B]

Well, yeah. You've been in them.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then you imagine all the dead tracks.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And where those go. And then some of those you go to. I've seen videos where it's like, this is a whole city.

[A]

You know what's crazy, man? One time storefront I was on, we were in like Central Park West. And to get to this location, it was. We did a lot of overtime. And it was a big curve. I think it was like. I forget which line it was on, but it was a big curve, maybe four tracks. When you have like a big curve, there's a lot of engineering they need to go into because the trains are going fast there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's not a stop. They're doing like 50 miles an hour. And if that's messed up, it's. It's going to be a disaster. But to get to this spot, to fix these, this specific curve, we had to go down, man, what felt like five stories because I got a nut runner which is like a. It's basically like a big, like, you know, we got a drill right there.

[B]

This is a massive.

[A]

It's driver. It's a massive drill. Yeah. So like the squares for the lags are. Are this big and they're like, you know, they could be six to eight inches long. And you're gonna put four in each plate. And that's just a hole down one plate. So you got this thing and it's like, I don't know, it's got to be at least £60. And you're like.

[B]

Like the jackhammer of drivers.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. So I'm carrying this thing up and down this staircase and it's like an emergency exit and it goes all the way down. You get down to this curve and. And it's enormous. Like the, the ceiling overhead was like 40ft.

[B]

So you're talking that deep. How many are you talking? Levels? You said it. Because it feels like you went down like five stories.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, because there is like a. You're. You're going down this way. So it's like, it's, it's kind of hard to tell like, how far down you actually went.

[B]

But like, like you're going down a staircase and then when you get to the bottom of it, there's a platform and then it goes down another staircase and a platform and another staircase.

[A]

It's like, you know an emergency exit from an apartment building. Yes, it's just like that.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Going straight down and it's like. Oh, obviously it's all concrete. So like you're in a tube. Go all the way down there and then it opens up to like, I don't know, like 40, 30, 40ft ceiling. Huge. But it's, it's hot. We were there in the middle of winter and it's hot. And I'm like, like, I'm asking the supervisor. I'm like, what's going on here? Cuz, like, I'm sweating, but upstairs it's snowing. And he's like, well, we're right by this like hot water stream. So now we're talking about like deep underground waters. And I was like, okay, like, just don't even. Wild. It's crazy. So, yeah, I mean, these tunnel systems and then systems that they have that they've abandoned. Like there was a. I've been to one where FDR or whichever president that had polio. And we were hiding it at the time.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's going to like a secret.

[A]

He had residence in, in New York at one time. But yeah, that's how he would get around from the. So the public didn't know that he was in a wheelchair. I guess at the time it was a little bit easier to hide it. But yeah, I've been to his abandoned, abandoned stop and it's just like. But there's so many. Like sometimes if you're walking through the tunnels. So like my job there was.

[B]

I love the idea of like the secrets down there. What are the secrets, dude? Oh, man.

[A]

Nuts. It's nuts. I work for Capital Construction, so we did big jobs. But if you work for maintenance and sometimes I would go and, and work with the maintenance guys, they're going to smaller spots that are less likely. And a lot of times those, those are the guys. Like, this is like a little crazy inside, but like maintenance. You'll have a guy called a track walker and his job is to walk the tracks. He didn't, he didn't do anything. He just have like a wrench with him and sometimes you'll have. It'll be him and a spotter ladder. So I'll be with the guy and I'll have like a hammer, he'll have a wrench. I'll be a hundred yards behind him, he'll be in front and we'll be flagging. So I'll flag a train for him if he's doing something up ahead. And we're just walking through wherever and this guy knows the tracks and we're going like sometimes they're going to take a shortcut. We'll take a shortcut through some place that it's not even really. Nobody uses this, but it's an underground tunnel and you can go, go anywhere, dude. Like the, the tracks that are on the map are just there for the public. But there's like, it's, it's all throughout. It's absolutely insane.

[B]

That is insane.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I like, I always think about those things. I'm like, how cool would it be to be down there and to start like, not cool. Scary. It's so scary. That's what always keeps me from being like, let's go do that. You know, is like, that's terrifying.

[A]

Yeah. You're like, let's go do that. Like, I did that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's terrifying for like seven years. I didn't like it.

[B]

Well, the speculation at the time was that they were, they were funneling all of those children, these traffic children out of there.

[A]

It's very possible.

[B]

So, so what they're saying, if you pull back up this thing again where it's saying that, you know, they're no longer receiving shipments from trafficking corridors. Right. It's like something happened. It dried up. That. And it's funny because we always have that joke. Whenever you see some beautiful celebrity who all of a sudden turns into a crone, you're like, oh, adrenochrome dried up. Yep.

[A]

The modern day cabbage. B. Cabbage Patch Kids.

[B]

Right, Right. So that, that it's Kind of. Kind of goes together with that. Maybe there's. There's something to that. So it goes. It goes on to say, that's why you're now seeing sudden hiker disappearances, quote unquote, bear attacks with no bear DNA found, entire parks close with zero explanation and increase black site vehicle activity near closed off regions. Which brings me to something, I just want to mention it. We were talking to Black Lab Rob.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Who we've had on the show before. Awesome guy. And he was saying that in the city of. The city of. I'm sorry, in the Garden of the Gods in Illinois, which is right over the border from Indiana. Now, there was a time when we were talking about everything that's happening in southern Indiana. There seems to be a bunch of people that have no relation to one another, but are having these dreams and visions of being in subterranean locations and they're being recruited by some sort of entity for a coming war. Right. And. And this is like Colin. We've had Colin on the show before. And so I said, well, it's fascinating that they're all in southern Indiana. I wonder if there's a cave system through there. You look at it, the. The extensive cave system, one of the biggest ones in North America that runs to the Appalachians, also stretches west and goes through southern Indiana and it touches there. And I said, well, sometimes you have these, like, towns or streets or whatever. Like. Like the Crone's Finger. Right, Is the name of like a. A road.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then you find out. Well, like the backstory to that is like. Yeah, people used to say that they saw a witch on that road and that's why it's called this. So sometimes you have a name for.

[A]

An area where I'm from. It's Coney Island. It's named after that because it was inhabited by rabbits. And then the surrounding area is Gravesend, because after they killed all the Indians, that's where the graves ended.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Yeah. So they went there, they took over all this. They killed them, buried them there underneath the houses that we lived in. And the rest of those. Yeah, Sheep's head. I don't know what that means.

[B]

Well, so. So that's my thing is like, sometimes there's a name of a place and the name actually gives away a lot more, but people just. It goes over their heads because it's just always been called that.

[A]

Right off the road. Off the road. By me, there's like a road called Griffin. Griffin Road.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

I mean, a griffin is a. Oh.

[B]

That'S an interesting cryptid.

[A]

Yeah, it's the name of my dog, which is very interesting. It's the name my previous dog before we changed his name when we got him from the. The. The person we got him from. Yeah, but a griffin is like a. It's like a lion.

[B]

It's a. It's a lion bodied, eagle headed, winged.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Creature. Chimera. Yeah, Chimera creature. So that's fascinating. Maybe there's.

[A]

Who the hell people name after the things that they see. So I was like, was there a griffin on this road? There's another, like, you know, Mariposa way that. That means butterfly in Spanish.

[B]

Okay, this is, this makes a lot of sense. The gayest. The gayest is you said sheep's head is a fish, so that makes sense in this, in the, in the way of the bay. Didn't know that big fishing community back in the day. Right.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, makes sense.

[B]

So.

[A]

But exactly, that's what we mean.

[B]

Yeah. There's a, there's a reason things are named that. So I go under the prerequisite that there's a reason things are named what they are. So I'm now zooming in on the area and I'm looking for something that stands out to me. That's all I have to go. I find very close to the border of southern Indiana and Illinois, Garden of the Gods. And I go, you mean like, like Garden of God? Like the Garden of Eden. And then the version of it is the Garden of the Gods. Right. So like when the fallen are cast out, they want to invert everything that God has so it would make sense that they had a Garden of the Gods. So I said, okay, is there a cave system there? Turns out, yeah, a lot of caves in the Garden of the Gods. And then I said, okay, is there a high percentage of cryptid sightings in Garden of the Gods? Oh, yeah, yeah, yep. Really high. Abnormally high percentage of Bigfoot sightings. Dog, man, all that crazy crap. Even gnomes. I said, that's really interesting, man. There's something going on there. You know, fast forward all this time we're talking about this thing that we're speaking about right now, Edan. These creatures subterranean, coming up to the surface. And all of a sudden, Black Lab Rob comments. He goes, I was in Garden of the Gods one time and we were near the, the mouth of a cage cave that had a giant piece of stone. He said, there's like, it's abnormal. It's not a natural thing. Somebody came and put big ass stones in front of these cave entrances. And all of a sudden, he said, seemingly out of nowhere, these black suited, you know, kind of military personnel popped up and escorted him and his wife out and said it was for their safety. Like, they're incredibly close to danger. They need to get out now. Now. That was back in 1997.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I was like. So I go, wait, great. You mean like Garden of the Gods in Colorado? Because there is one in Colorado, and that's the more commonly known one. And he goes, no, actually, it was in a place in Illinois called. And I was like, are you kidding me? Like, the way that it plugs in is so fun. I want to go there.

[A]

It's not just the way it plugs in. It's just how common it is. It's like, this is not. And that's the thing. Like, we're doing this in this. This episode's a lot of fun because we're talking about Tulsi Gabbard's teeth and we're talking about. About spaceships that may or may not happen.

[B]

But it's just maybe the, you know.

[A]

The New Jerusalem, maybe New Jerusalem, maybe not maybe just gay. But it's. The thing is that it's so common that it's hard to ignore. It's like throughout human history, this is. This is the norm, and we're living through it. But, I mean, obviously we're crazy people because we're making fun of this and we're looking at it, we're laughing. It also is crazy. It's funny and it's crazy. But at some point, you're gonna have to look at this and go, huh?

[B]

Oh, well, this is so Hicktown. Honey says I'm five hours away. That's right next to a. Of course, a national park. I forget the name of the national. I think it's like the Shawnee or something. Shawnee National Park. Something to that effect. So, yeah, you have your national park, you have your cave system. You have, you know, your presence of military personnel. Like, oh, we gotta go. We gotta go to the subterranean levels.

[A]

Interesting. Shawnee. Also the location of parks and rec.

[B]

Oh, is it really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's fascinating. I didn't know that.

[A]

I wonder if there's something to that.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Well, they do. It's like when you look up, Disney's frozen.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But you don't get. Walt Disney is frozen. Cryogenically, you get Disney's frozen.

[A]

Right, Right.

[B]

They do a little obfuscation that way.

[A]

I think it's Pawnee, is it? Pawnee National Park. Pawnee Pony Pawnee. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Dingus says do a deep dive on Hollow Earth. Ever hear the guy who based his comic books on a war in Hollow Earth in the 50s with Reptilians in the US government? No. I don't know. Know. I never heard of that. Look at that. Hicktown says I'm right. I'm just crushing, dude. Let's bring up this, the rest of this. I want to read the rest of this wild speculation. Wherever this guy's getting his information. So, Meals on Wheels, baby. How it worked. For over five decades, the system was used to transport selected humans through underground maglev tubes. Damn. They were doing the maglev tubes connecting dumbs. Deep underground military bases, FEMA sites, and charity shipping depots. Depots using fake IDs, gag orders, and altered medical records routed through programs like foster care systems, mental health facilities, and migrant holding centers. Most humans delivered had high adrenal output, stress, enhanced chemistry, unique blood types. O negative and RH variants were most valued. And no official record or family following up, the system ran out of supplies once whistleblowers leaked the internal footage. Project Nudus. Notice 2014-2020. Key trafficking sites were shut down and multiple rogue cells began sabotaging the train from inside. Why Canada? This is just great name.

[A]

Interesting.

[B]

I love this level of schizophrenic speculation. And by the way, what is what is provided by. By AI. Okay, so there's a. There's another AI it's not grok. It's something external. So the guy said what it was.

[A]

What is maglev?

[B]

Maglev is like. I think it's the pneumatic tubes.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, no, no. Magnet. Levitation.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay, so you know these. These things that hover above, there's a magnetic component between the. Whatever the vehicle is and the track. They're repelled by each other, but still somehow maintaining, you know, distance enough to function. And that way there's zero friction.

[A]

Gotcha.

[B]

So they're very fast. So why Canada? Canada is a primary extraction route for non terrestrial entities. Less surveillance, looser underground grid density, easier traversal, and home to Arctic gateways, including under Lake Athabasca. Nahani Valley.

[A]

Yeah, dude. I mean, when you look at Canada, it's like. Look at the population size of Canada. It could be a state with its population size, but the entirety of it is tremendous because it's most. It's mostly forest, it's mostly uninhabitable land. This is where they go. Like when you're talking about Antarctica and places like that, the southern tundra, things like that. This is a good spot for these. These bases.

[B]

This is like when you watch a show on Netflix and you go, I know this is fiction, but like, all of this is probably real.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because it all. It's like if you didn't. Didn't do this, you missed an opportunity to do this. In other words, because it all. It all makes sense. So it's home to Arctic gateways, including under Lake Athabasca, Nahani Valley and Ellesmere Island, Canada's quiet wilderness. Lockdowns 2023 to 2025 are.

[A]

I remember this too. Yeah.

[B]

They're preventing civilian exposure to open shaft systems, avoiding encounters with mutated surface hunting variants and shielding public from massive coincidental vanishing. Other species that are involved while Edan are prominent other in others include Murox. Murox class subterranean pig face bulk feeders known for mass horde feeding frenzies. What? Pig face bulk feeders? That's like a. Feels like an insult.

[A]

Seems like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

[B]

Oh, it does. Zaytan hybrids. Not full ets, but pro programmable synthetic forms used for abduction and processing. Bro, that's. That's what we're saying that the Grays are. Is programmable synthetic. Okay. And then Draco remnants. Meaning? Meaning Reptilians still active in deep caverns, but less visible now. Dude, I mean, come on, tell me that's not awesome.

[A]

It's sexy.

[B]

It's so sexy. Yeah, I mean, listen, dude, is this real chat?

[A]

Is this real? Do we believe?

[B]

Is this real? God, man, I.

[A]

Listen, I. I do think that this is going on. I do think that this is going on. The. The amount of detail in this though, is alarming.

[B]

It's staggering.

[A]

It's staggering.

[B]

So this guy. Yeah. Let's see what this is. This is just silly goose time. This is. I don't think that this is. This is anything real, but there's some silly things. So. Yeah, the naysayers need to grow a pair and quick. Like get your UV lights and.762 or greater ammunition and prayers ready, folks, because these are your. Are the Pale Horseman's backup army for the harvest. Coming soon to your town. Best be getting some serious. What does that say, Siri? Best be getting serious or you'll be dinner. And we're actually great here because we're all the way in the center south. It take a while for these things. I don't know. It's just a series of videos that I think are probably fun. And we can. We can click on them and ridicule them.

[A]

Don't like that sound.

[B]

It's not real. Don't be scared.

[A]

Oh, I think I've seen. I've seen stuff like this, stuff in the forest.

[B]

You know how you know it's not real? Because the second he was just visiting the zoo when he sees this.

[A]

David, this is crazy.

[B]

This is silly. This is silly goose stuff. This isn't real. Here, go to the first one. Let's watch the first one. None of it's real. Come on, guys. Top gets scared.

[A]

No, no, I don't get scared.

[B]

So for the audience who's just listening, it's like a video. Like a first person, you know, view dudes in the forest. It's night vision. And he sees something in the horizon. It's. It's. It's making uncomfortable sounds.

[A]

Guys, if you want to know what David's Twitter feed is like, this is. It's just a constant stream of insanity for David.

[B]

But you know it's not real because, dude, if you ever saw anything like this, you have no idea how hard I'd run. I'd run so hard that I would inevitably run into a tree because it's dark, and I would KO myself.

[A]

Here's the thing. This stuff is like. So this is fake. This is crazy. But it's. The more. The more people look at this stuff.

[B]

And the more scared.

[A]

I'm just saying, dude, don't be. Don't be scared. Don't be scared when you see it.

[B]

I'm not going to be scared. What are you talking about?

[A]

You've already. That's what I'm saying. You've already seen these.

[B]

Well, I've already seen them. I don't run. I. I got up and I went into the room it was in, and I took a piss.

[A]

I gotta pee. I know you're not real, but when it's flesh and blood, dude, I'm gonna.

[B]

I'm gonna shoot it. I'm gonna say you.

[A]

This guy is crazy.

[B]

Out of here.

[A]

See with the cursing, with the gun.

[B]

Ah, dude, when the gun comes out, the cursing comes out. Okay, all right. Go to another video. Come on. Don't be scared, dude. It's a silly goose thing.

[A]

Well, look at this picture. I don't even know what's.

[B]

No, it's not the picture. That. The picture is dumb. All right, fine. What does that say?

[A]

Uncategoried. Subterranean. Uncategorized. Subterranean life forms.

[B]

Look at it. It's CG. That looks like PlayStation 2. Graphics. The crawler. This is. This is a schizo meme, right?

[A]

You can kill them with the real. Yeah, dude, this is crazy. And then.

[B]

Okay, let's see what this guy has to say.

[A]

All right, we're gonna watch. This is crazy.

[B]

A man was visiting a zoo in honesty, Romania, and he stumbled across a hidden animal exhibit.

[A]

A hidden animal. David.

[B]

It's a hidden animal exhibit, dude.

[A]

David. I'm trying.

[B]

Yeah, I thought it would be nice to have some comic relief after all that.

[A]

I think. You really believe this stuff.

[B]

Well, I didn't even watch it. Oh, the creature is moaning. That's a dude in a suit. Come on. You scared of that?

[A]

No, I'm not scared of it. In a small, dark building. I just. I can't stand. This is the kind of stuff.

[B]

Hold on. Go to the. I want to see. No, read the schizo one. Let's read it for people.

[A]

No, no more.

[B]

Read the schizo me.

[A]

I want to do this show with my mom. You would love this. This is the kind of something that.

[B]

Top doesn't like, he doesn't like kind.

[A]

Of stuff that my mom sends me.

[B]

It's not real.

[A]

And she goes, you've got to watch.

[B]

You don't want to read the meme?

[A]

No, I don't want to read it.

[B]

It tells you how to kill him.

[A]

I know how to kill it.

[B]

Couldn't that be pertinent information for the viewers?

[A]

You kill it by not imagining it.

[B]

No, we're not. That's the problem. You think you're gonna imagine it into your. Into your home.

[A]

I'm not scared. You're scared.

[B]

He's scared. Unbelievable.

[A]

You're scared.

[B]

I'm not scared. I just want to read the meme.

[A]

This is the kind of stuff that my mom sends me. And then she goes, this stuff is.

[B]

Your mom's scared?

[A]

Oh, my mom's scared? Yeah, yeah. She's like, this is real. This is gonna happen. It's gonna happen to you.

[B]

You're not supposed to. You're supposed to. Fear not.

[A]

I'm not afraid.

[B]

Right, so then bring up the meme.

[A]

I'm annoyed.

[B]

You're annoyed by it.

[A]

All right, we'll bring up.

[B]

I'll bring up the meme. I just want to read. Because somebody obviously has information. They know how to do it. Right? I mean, or else how would they have the information? And I didn't know. I need to know how to kill the crawler. Can you zoom in on it? Because it's. It's very. Okay, perfect. Go up to the top of it. I want to read that. So the Crawler is a usl. Uncategorized subterranean life forms. There are tens of millions of them underground right now. And. And they hate UV light. Light. Do you have any UV lights?

[A]

I don't even know what that is. So.

[B]

No, like a UV light. It's like a bright one. You can kill them with 308 or 762ammo or larger. And with flamethrowers. This is good information. See, we're trying to give the people something to use. What? All wars are just a cover up to keep this quiet. To quiet the underground war that has gone on for ages. You know what's fascinating about that is though, Phil Schneider and I. I do love to. This is the thing, Schneider. You're getting scared. No. No. Because I could see your hairs on your arm standing up.

[A]

No, they're not. I don't have autopilot erection right now.

[B]

It happened automatically.

[A]

The thing is that I do believe that story.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes. But then people go out and this is my problem with my mom. This is why I tell her. I'm like, you're sending me all this shit and it's. It's garbage. You're also telling my kids. Don't tell my kids.

[B]

Well, we're not gonna tell your kids.

[A]

No.

[B]

They want me to ask you this.

[A]

But. But here's the thing. I tell her. You've got to stop. Because. Because a lot of this stuff is fake.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Most of the stuff is fake, but it's real. Do you understand?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like this exists.

[B]

Well, that's the thing. This is why he's. This is why he's afraid. Let me ask you something, Top.

[A]

Oh, God. All right, here we go.

[B]

How come you don't turn around? You don't look back?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How come? Because you're worried about the Crawler.

[A]

I'm not worried about the crawler.

[B]

You're worried about the crawler. That's the problem.

[A]

No, I don't.

[B]

Because I don't believe it. But I'm gonna turn around.

[A]

I'm worried about the dog, man.

[B]

Top Lobster's dog, man. Man.

[A]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

Guys, go to Top Lobster dot com. Pick up Top Lobster dog man.

[A]

That's right, hoodie. Hear no evil, see no evil.

[B]

It's August. It's gonna be cold soon. Wherever you live.

[A]

I can't wait. Did we.

[B]

You know what does suck? Like, because the hoodies are dope, but it does not get cold here for more than two months.

[A]

Oh, yeah. But it gets pretty cold. Up, up Here it gets colder probably than in Tampa, so.

[B]

Good, I'm looking forward to that.

[A]

Yeah, it'll be cold for like four months.

[B]

All right, well, let's let. Here, let me finish reading this. Because people have to know.

[A]

They gotta know.

[B]

And then we'll wrap, we'll wrap it up after this. See, this is what I'm talking about. Okay, so all wars are just a cover up for this shit. Shout out. Phil Schneider, the Harvest. The great reset is when these usls finally breach the surface and exhaust all containment protocols. Oh, that kind of reminds me of the movie Cabin in the Woods. You ever see that?

[A]

No.

[B]

Cabin in the woods is fantastic. It is basically this idea that like, you know, like all the Cabin in the woods movies, like Jason or whatever, it's like you, a group of teenagers go out there, there's archetypes, there's the, the kind of the slut, there's the jock, there's the stoner, there's the innocent one. Sure, right. So all these archetypes are on purpose and they're orchestrated. They're led to do this thing, to go to this dangerous area by like a set of pheromones and that like some government entity is setting up. So like even the inspiration to go to the, the haunted cabin in the woods for a weekend fling is orchestrated by like all these little nudges that they do. They keep them going every step of the way. They pick them, they select them and then when they get there, they fit into a sort of ritual. And the ritual is basically like a feeding thing. It has to feed an entity if you don't feed it. And they get to choose what the entity is. It's like a, a choose your own ending of a storybook. So their actions will determine which monster they trigger. Yeah, and it might be like a zombie horde, or it might be like a, a, a merman, or it might be like, you know, a headless cre. All these different things, all these different archetypes and, and it has to end with them dying, but the innocent virgin escaping, just like it always does in the films. It's like explaining why it happens in the Hollywood films. And if it doesn't, the old ones will return because they're unsatisfied. They haven't been given their. Their sacrifice to be. To keep them at bay. It's a fascinating when you get to.

[A]

See, well, what happens now? What happens when like, like we were talking with Izzy when the archetype are completely upside down.

[B]

I don't know. I don't Know, interesting, because you no longer have the jock and the stoner and the. And the. The. The. And the innocent one. You've got. Like this. They're not true to form. So what does that mean? Are there. Are their archetypes not as potent? And if the archetypes were important for holding the fabric of something together, but they're no longer as potent, does the fabric then. Oh, this is schizophrenic speculation.

[A]

I do. I do like it, though.

[B]

I like it. Like it?

[A]

Yeah. Does it. Does it aggravate these entities more? Or do they then go on a search or do they just make do what they have?

[B]

I don't know. They rise up. They rise up from their deep underground military bases, and they eat people in Canada. And the only way to stop these people from getting eaten because they don't know what's. You know, for their own Good.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

$28,000. We're keeping you safe. $28,000. That'll teach you a lesson. Lesson.

[A]

Also the number 28. I wonder if there's a Gary.

[B]

The shout out. Gary's the numbers guy, and I hate that guy.

[A]

What do you say about 20?

[B]

I just hate him.

[A]

He doesn't know.

[B]

Oh, I don't know.

[A]

All right, let's finish reading this.

[B]

Okay, so. So they're gonna breach it and they're gonna exhaust all the containment protocols. Ten days of darkness will be the mom.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. This is the. That my mom is sending me, and she's telling my daughter, and my daughter's like, do you know there's gonna be darkness?

[B]

Why don't you please the game back? Send her this.

[A]

I. I just cannot.

[B]

It's so funny if you do.

[A]

Here's.

[B]

Oh, but you're gonna have her switch for. We should do a show with your mom.

[A]

No.

[B]

Where we just read.

[A]

Or we just read my mom's messages.

[B]

Messages.

[A]

Let's do messages from Top's mom.

[B]

I like it.

[A]

Actually. Yo, forget it. We're gonna do one right now.

[B]

All right. Go ahead, take it away. I'm excited.

[A]

Yeah. This is a Facebook Facebook link. So just so you guys understand. And you know what?

[B]

What?

[A]

My mom might actually be on to something. This might be the new.

[B]

That's the thing. You know what's gonna happen? You're gonna read all your mom's schizophrenic messages, and the chat's gonna go, dude, she is cooking.

[A]

They're gonna love her. And it's. It's. It worries me because I'm like, She's not. She's not gonna be good on the show as much as I don't.

[B]

Your mom's awesome.

[A]

She. She's Mom's awesome.

[B]

She's based.

[A]

Let's read. Let's go ahead and read this. We'll go to the chat. Okay, so this is the kind of switch sends it.

[B]

Oh my God. She said, I don't know.

[A]

Links. 32, 000 reactions. It says Elon Musk. Can't be. We'll find out. It's all Facebook links, which I'm like, mom, I refuse to open.

[B]

You know what we got to do? Every. Every time we do a show like this, we have to have a segment that's messages from mom and we have to have a drop.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I do. Like, oh, wait, how did I lose that? Okay, I gotta go back, I guess.

[B]

Z man says, what's your mom's at? I want to sell her the telegram. Send her the telegram link. Oh my God.

[A]

It's so funny she would join it.

[B]

Okay, look at this poor cat. Antichrist. Another test, like I said, for humanity. Skynet and Terminator. And he has. What's his starlink. The Dark force comes through the AI and it's surrounded by these satellite systems which then it comes through and it's bringing the energy, the planet down into the underworld. Reason that Elon wants to link to Mars, because that force is very strong on Mars. So it wants a direct system to come through that energy so it completely, completely invade our planet. Wow. There's these like videos of him and he's walking and he's going like this stuff. That's extreme possession. Really? Yes.

[A]

I didn't know if that was like autism or something.

[B]

6. He's extremely possessed. In the movie The Fifth Element, Harry Oldman plays this character in there. And guess what? It's this dark force that's given him all this technology and power. It's trying to basically take all the resources and everything and then keep humanity in a state of where they're suffering. That's this ultimate, like perfect setup. He's the false. I'm sorry, I couldn't. Because like it's run of the mill information that I'm. I'm completely subjected to on. On a regular basis. I'm steeped in it. Right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I could like, what that. What was that? The conveyor of that message was. Was that trans. What was that? That was messed up looking. All of it was messed. It was like a lip thing going on where it was like flipped up in the air. There's a lot of injections.

[A]

I'm gonna send another one.

[B]

It's. It's all crazy when we say it doesn't go viral.

[A]

Do you see? Okay, so there's. There's a lot of problems here. This is the kind of content that my mom sends me constantly. And I go, Mom, I agree 100%. You keep sending me from people. Cat face. People.

[B]

Yeah, we say it.

[A]

I say that.

[B]

We say it on the show.

[A]

I said that more eloquently than this. But she's on. I'm cursing again. Now she's got me cursing. Yeah, yeah. She's doing vocal fry. She's got pink hair. She's got facial surgery.

[B]

I just saying because you were swearing.

[A]

Oh, my bad.

[B]

We got it. From now on, when we swear, we have to pull out the guns.

[A]

Okay? All right. Right, listen. Well, let's do one more because, look, we're at the.

[B]

Okay, we gotta finish the meme, too. The people need the information.

[A]

They got the meme.

[B]

You love it.

[A]

They're good with the meme. What is this?

[B]

Dude, Come on. He's got a cat and a moon.

[A]

This is. This is the kind of stuff I'm talking about, Dog. And she's like, did you watch. I go to the house and she goes, daniel, did you watch it? Did you watch the latest?

[B]

Do you know that it's my job, mom, to be as schizophrenic as these people?

[A]

I've been telling her. I'm like, yeah. Like, you know, mom, it's like, this is, like, what I do all day. And she goes, it's really important that you watch the videos I send you because they. It's important in real life. And she tells me it's information that you need to know. The 10 days of darkness stuff. She's convinced.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I swear to God, I love my. I love my mom.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She. She tried to get me. She's like, I got this walkie talkie. Swear to God. Crazy. Got this walkie talkie.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She's like, I need you to take this and put this in your house. Because she lives across the grass. She lives 100ft away.

[B]

Yeah. Why do you need a walkie talkie?

[A]

So.

[B]

Oh, because you can't open the door because there's gonna be mimics.

[A]

Mimics?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

We gotta have her on the show.

[B]

I mean, David, the mimics. I know the mimics. Everybody knows the mimics.

[A]

Yes. So, yeah, yeah. So I go, mom, if. If something goes down, like, the power goes out and we can't communicate on cell phone.

[B]

You just roll the window down.

[A]

I'll walk over to you.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And she goes, you got a scooter? She goes, it's real cute. It's real cute.

[B]

You think you're gonna walk over here?

[A]

You can go outside.

[B]

The mimics are out there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You think you're just gonna walk over here?

[A]

And I go, I thought. I thought I could just.

[B]

Nobody ever talks about what they're capable of. Like, we know they're capable of.

[A]

It's not like going to your house, David. Like, if I'm like, all right, David, I got these long range walkie talkies. If. If it goes down.

[B]

Goes down.

[A]

If it pops off, keep this in your house. Keep it charged.

[B]

So that way we can say, I think there's mimics outside.

[A]

Did you see the latest episode of Deaf Woman Desk?

[B]

Like, I'm pretty sure. Hey, no, this. You know what? It goes. Hey, you're not at my front door right now, are you?

[A]

I hear somebody gay at my front door. Is that you, David?

[B]

It's not me. It's like.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Here's the thing, though. But with it, you can look out the window.

[A]

I can look out the window. I can go. I'm not walking in the street. This is my property. Like, if we lived in the street and I had to visit you, I'd be like, this is necessary. Necessary.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is necessary, Mom. But I'm like, you're right there. I told her, I said, you hold this. You hold this one and you charge it in your house. And when it goes down, I'm gonna come over and get it from you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then we can communicate.

[B]

You know what it's like? It's like if you wanted to play catch from your back door to her.

[A]

Front door, I could totally throw it.

[B]

I think your mom could.

[A]

She. No, she doesn't have much of an. Anyway, let's listen.

[B]

Okay. All right, fine.

[A]

Let's watch the next video. So here we go. This is what I'm saying. She sends me this stuff.

[B]

A great show.

[A]

I might. I'm. This is the show now.

[B]

This is the show now.

[A]

This is the show. Messages from mom.

[B]

Messages.

[A]

Here we go. Okay, so let's play it. Digital ID to use the Internet. What are you going to do? Think about it. YouTube, Google, Spotify, maybe even email. If they tie it all to a digital ID and you refuse, you're locked out.

[B]

What is it? Here's the thing. You're gonna have a digital id. I'm already a public person on the Internet?

[A]

Yeah. I was like, you have no idea how deep I am into this.

[B]

They already. You already have. I'm already on lists.

[A]

Like Elon Musk pays me.

[B]

What are you. What are you gonna do? It doesn't even matter every two weeks anyway.

[A]

So, yeah, this is what she sends me. Oh, here we go. We still have time. The Internet wasn't built by big tech, and we don't have to let them own it. Start here. Ditch Gmail for ProtonMail or Tutanota. Use Brave Tor or Librawolf to browse.

[B]

Pause it again, because he doesn't know. You said the Internet wasn't made by big tech. The Internet was made by the fallen. They use some dude from cern, an employee from cern and who else? I forget who else also did it. Oh, the darpa. Darpa? So CERN and darpa, like, what are you talking about?

[A]

First off, look at this guy.

[B]

I'll slap the out of his. Him.

[A]

How come? Why don't we have as many. I mean, how many views does he have on this? Look at this.

[B]

If it's 21,000 upvotes, dude, and he's saying, use Proton mail.

[A]

Switch to odyssey instead of YouTube. No, don't. No. See?

[B]

What are you talking about?

[A]

I worked for Odyssey. They're feds.

[B]

Does your mom even know that you work for Odyssey and she's sending you this thing?

[A]

This is what I'm saying, dog.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

That's why I'm like, mom, stop sending me this stuff.

[B]

Hey, watch more Nephilim Death Squad.

[A]

But this is. I guess maybe we're doing something wrong. Look, this guy's got no quality. We are.

[B]

We're doing something wrong.

[A]

He's got a cat. Why is there a cat?

[B]

This is a gay man thing.

[A]

At the top. This guy, you can see the top of his skull.

[B]

He's got a lot of forehead. As a man with a lot of forehead, I appreciate that.

[A]

Let's finish this, and then we gotta finish the meme. Back up your files on nextcloud, not Google Drive. They want compliance through convenience, but privacy and freedom are still options if you take them. If we all start migrating now, we weaken their grip. The more people who resist, the harder it is for them to enforce it. Tag someone who still thinks this is a conspiracy.

[B]

Facebook is. Kill them.

[A]

We're building solutions.

[B]

Shout out. Hick town, honey.

[A]

Yeah, this is.

[B]

This is Boomer. You know what it is? It's like, on. There's a lot of different types of conspiracy theorists and the bottom of the barrel is the boomer conspiracy theorists.

[A]

That's where. That's bottom of the barrel. It's like a level of resentment that I have for my mom because of the boomer conspiracies that she's sharing me.

[B]

We're doing over here.

[A]

I'm doing some real shit, Mom.

[B]

God.

[A]

We go into a coffee shop yesterday.

[B]

Okay, look, it was. It was.

[A]

This guy's in his car. He can't even grow hair.

[B]

Look at the quality of this show.

[A]

Yeah, look at this. That's fine.

[B]

Bring up the meme and let's finish reading with the meme and then we'll wrap it up. No, we didn't finish it. There was a couple of lines of very important.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

All right, let's bring that up. I gotta piss hard again.

[A]

All right, go ahead.

[B]

We're end soon. Okay, so ten days of darkness is the beginning of the harvest and its length. So they're gonna harvest.

[A]

There's gonna be mimics.

[B]

Mimics.

[A]

This is gonna be my mom's derailment.

[B]

Because every time you derail me, you bring up a boomer thing. All the migrants coming into our country and others will be food for the usls during the phase one.

[A]

Look, hicktown honey says their mom does the same thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it drives her crazy. But here's the thing.

[B]

Thing. They're right. That's it.

[A]

Honestly, this stuff's gonna happen.

[B]

Yeah. Go use proton mail then. Homosexuals.

[A]

This is what I'm saying. You see, I'm like. Well, the solution doesn't match.

[B]

This doesn't. You know what the severity. This is a solution.

[A]

Don't show.

[B]

There's a solution. Right there. You know how much silver bullets cost? They're very expensive. I looked them up. So all the migrants are going to be food for these things during phase one of the breach.

[A]

Perfect.

[B]

Once they're full, right? Once they're full, they're gonna be weak and tired and easy targets. So we have to wait for them to eat all the Mexicans and then we'll. Then we will kill the Goatmen. Direct energy weapons, HARP chemtrails, open borders, tactical nuclear weapons are. Are all used to prevent surface breaches.

[A]

So there's something to it. Dude, that's what.

[B]

Honestly, this whole time we thought that there's nothing else to scroll down. There's that. That. That's it. Yeah. So there you guys go.

[A]

But this is. This also touches on my conspiracy theory that I was.

[B]

We're building solutions. C man, what we just gave you is solutions for. He says we're building solutions. He's making fun of the boomers. No, we're doing it here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

On Nephilim Death Squad, we just gave you the solution.

[A]

There is something to this idea of. All right, yeah. Clearly there are chemtrails in the sky.

[B]

You're coming around things.

[A]

No, no, but I'm saying. What I'm saying is that, like, well, what are they there for? Is it there just.

[B]

I don't think they're there to stop the goat men.

[A]

That's. Well, this was the question that I had with the Epstein list. Like, what is the Epstein list?

[B]

Oh, yeah. And I thought that was a really great insight. And yeah, it's.

[A]

It's kind of scary to think about, but is it there to prevent Powers that be?

[B]

So you think 911 was about subterranean cryptids?

[A]

Honestly, I'm ready to tie that web. Web.

[B]

I am.

[A]

I'm ready to connect those dots.

[B]

See, this is. Tell your mother to watch Nephilim Death Squad.

[A]

I don't know why she's not watching.

[B]

We're at the cutting edge. Yeah.

[A]

You know what it was? It was like at some point she was like, these guys are making too much sense to pull back.

[B]

Either that or she's like, I need to contribute.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And the only way that I know how. Because she's tapped into that.

[A]

She tells me she's tapped into the boomer market. Yeah. I mean, just eating it up. Look. Look at this. It's crazy.

[B]

That's it. And I don't see any responses from you, but, dog, this, this.

[A]

No, I don't.

[B]

Dude, that's. There's a never ending. You're scrolling through a never ending amount of boomer posts, and you don't even say thanks.

[A]

The thing.

[B]

Thanks, Mom.

[A]

Here's the thing. If I. The thing is, if I watch one, if she goes, did you watch that one I sent you? She's going to ask me and I say, which one did you go? The cat face one. And I go, did see it.

[B]

Yeah. So I didn't like that.

[A]

Lady didn't like it. Then she'll say, what you think of it? And I said, lady, I think that that's accurate. And then she'll go sit down, and then she's going to tell me about it.

[B]

Does she know what we do here?

[A]

Apparently not.

[B]

I thought you watched. I feel like your mom watched more Tower Gang.

[A]

I think she watched. She was more of a fan of Tower Gang than Nephilim does, where she's like, this is this show. Yeah, but Tower Gang, you guys are bringing.

[B]

That's the real commentary. Yeah. Look, man, I don't know where, where do you, where do you fall on this idea that subterranean creatures are now surfacing and they're eating people and that's why they're finding people. $28,000 and you can't go into the fore.

[A]

I think that that's always been happening. I think probably it's happening more frequently. Yeah, I do, I do think that, like, as these government programs expand, which they certainly are doing, you know, what's his name, Alex Jones, has been commenting and reporting on this for a long time about these hybrids, cryptids in government facilities as well. He's been screaming about it. He's been saying in China, but certainly here in the United States, it's been happening. There's a lot of room for mishaps app. There's a lot of room for government oversight. There's a lot of room for just crumbling of infrastructures, which we're seeing in every other infrastructure in the United States.

[B]

And if we really did see that during the whole, you know, lockdown era and there. Let's just say it really did. What, what became a meme? Oh, your adrenochrome dried up. Did it become a meme because it was reality in some extent. And does that mean then that the traffic. Well, the means dried up.

[A]

This is what I'm saying is why I'm excited about all this fake. Because the memes become reality as we, as we move towards our post reality syndrome. So it's just like, okay, like, the more that I see this stuff, that's why, like, oh, you look frightened. I'm like, yeah, dog scared. Yeah. I mean, we're looking at this and we're looking at something possibly manifesting from it.

[B]

Well, that's why I'm working hard behind the scenes right now to grow this mustache, to try to. Well, no, that's already done. That's already done. I'm working hard to get the people the sword, the, The Nephilim death squad sword. And so I, I would like it to be one way.

[A]

You think Pastor Rick will bless it or something?

[B]

Well, I was gonna put scripture on.

[A]

It like a laser. Engrave it.

[B]

Yeah, I forget what it is, but it's like the Lord prepares my. My hands for battle and my fingers for. Or something of that nature. I would like that on there. I think that was cool. But the scriptures. So, yeah, that's gonna take it and then, yeah, maybe we sell it with like a little. We'll get, we'll just Put Pastor Rick. We'll be like, sit down, down. Bless this water.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then when he blesses the water, we'll put a little vial of holy water in the package.

[A]

Yeah, I like that.

[B]

Before you go to war, what if.

[A]

We give him the. The vial of that water of our. Oh, yeah.

[B]

What happens when you drink that?

[A]

Don't drink that. What if you bless that?

[B]

Well, we're waiting on the deuterium levels. But. But what I'm saying is, yes, I. I want to get the people. Because everybody goes, well, what about the guns? The guns are great, guys, but they run out of bullets.

[A]

Mm.

[B]

And you know what doesn't run out of bullets? Fucking sword. Four feet of steel, dude.

[A]

Steel.

[B]

Four feet of steel doesn't run out of bullets.

[A]

Plunge it into the heart of your.

[B]

When they get full your nephilim off, the migrants, when they eat so many migrants that their tummy hurts.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's when you strike. After the ten days of darkness, when they got.

[A]

Guys, if you've taken anything from this show.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

After the ten days of darkness, that's when we strike.

[B]

Also, when you think it's us at.

[A]

Your door, don't answer that door.

[B]

It's not us. It's the Mimics.

[A]

It's the Mimics, guys. And until next time, obey, submit, and comply.

[B]

The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is.

[A]

A oblong box in the corner of the room. It is concentrated constantly telling us what.

[B]

To believe is real.

[A]

You can persuade them that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see, because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays.

[B]

The bigger picture of what.

[A]

And they have.