206: The Secret Gift That Made Raven Cry | Nephilim Death Squad

Summary

---

Nephilim Death Squad - Episode 206: "The Secret Gift That Made Raven Cry"

Podcast: Nephilim Death Squad
Hosts: TopLobsta & David Lee Corbo (“Raven”)
Producer: Nancy
Date: September 2, 2025
Episode Theme:
This episode is a classic Nephilim Death Squad blend of biblical conspiracy discussion, irreverent humor, pop culture deep-dives, and live interaction. The hosts riff on occult symbolism in video games, explore viral internet conspiracy content, and introduce a new fan-favorite segment featuring wild TikToks forwarded by TopLobsta’s mom. Unexpectedly, the episode takes a heartfelt turn with a surprise “secret gift” that triggers genuine emotion in Raven.

---

Main Segments & Key Discussions

1. Show Opening & Housekeeping

• [01:41] Live Energy & Audience Call-Outs:

  • Raven and TopLobsta open with trademark banter, meta-commenting on “camera angles” and their audience’s supposed poverty:
    • "I've got the big bucks, go to patreon.com/nephilimdeathsquad... Say 'No, Top and Raven, I’m not poor. Here’s some money' and we’ll go ‘Wow. Were we wrong?’" – David Lee Corbo [02:21]

• [03:53] Merch Shoutouts:

  • Discussion of new T-shirts and the introduction of a random Hawaiian shirt drop:
    • "You buy one and we give you a random one... you get what you get." – TopLobsta

• Producer Nancy is introduced with running jokes about her technical difficulties, becoming a recurring personality throughout the show.

---

2. The Secret Gift Game

• [05:00] Teasing Raven:
  • TopLobsta threatens to gift Raven "something he definitely wants," building suspense with deliberate vagueness and playful "behavioral" conditions.
  • Eventually hints it might be an iconic old iPod Video loaded with music, comedy ensues about obsolete Apple tech.
    • "It's an old iPad video that I found recently..." – TopLobsta [06:30]

---

3. Resident Evil 8 & Occult Symbolism in Gaming

• [08:24] Biblical Themes in Pop Culture:
  • Raven recounts playing Resident Evil 8, noticing overt Nephilim and angelic symbolism, leading to larger questions about video game narratives:
    • "Resident Evil 8 is filled with nephilim shit... at one point, [a character] busts out like six black wings, like a biblically accurate angel, and they're worshiping her..." – David Lee Corbo [11:58]
  • Insights on Capcom’s Devil May Cry, noting its direct references to Nephilim, the Tower of Babel, and blending Christian and conspiracy lore [15:26].
    • "Devil May Cry is the same as Resident Evil... you're a Nephilim... your brother is also a Nephilim... and a dude is trying to erect the Tower of Babel..." – David [15:58]

---

4. Viral Video Breakdown: Blackout Conspiracies & Occult Claims

a. TikTok Clip: 'Demonic Rituals and the Three-Seater McLaren'

• [17:31] The hosts react to a viral interview about Hollywood "demonic rituals"—including wild claims about Leonardo DiCaprio and sexual initiation rites in order to "get rich."

  • "Leonardo DiCaprio do all the initiation..." – Unknown Video Speaker [19:06]
  • Running joke: the integrity and fashion of the "three-seater McLaren" seem more important than the alleged conspiracy [24:32].
  • "Dude, you have to mention that the three-seater McLaren is pertinent information..." – David [24:35]

• [23:02] Host Commentary:

  • "Why would you let Leonardo DiCaprio peg you? He has a penis..." – David [23:06]
  • "This is a Christian show. We gotta clean up the show..." – TopLobsta [23:19]

• [28:34] Sociological Snark:

  • Hosts spiral into jokes about "levels of the occult" and social climbing, with heavy satirical commentary on the absurdity of the claims.
  • "This is equality. You can get to the top, you can worship the devil… congratulations!" – TopLobsta [29:08]

b. Audience Chat & META Banter

• [29:19, 30:14] Frequent asides to chat participants, with ongoing jabs at trolls and long-running in-jokes about Raven’s hairline and audience accusations of racism.

---

5. The Emotional Centerpiece: The “Secret Gift” Reveal

• [32:47] Gift Reveal:

  • After extended banter, TopLobsta surprises Raven with a stack of vintage Pokémon cards (including rare holos like Blastoise, Moltres, Ancient Mew, Electabuzz promo).
  • Raven is visibly moved, voice cracking:
    • "I feel like my eyes are welling up... Thank you. I can't believe that, bro. That Blastoise is... that's my favorite card." – David [34:09]

• Emotional Transparency & Male Nostalgia

  • "Does it fill in the emptiness your father left?" – TopLobsta [35:21]
  • "Oh, no, that's a tall ticket to fill..." – David

---

6. Quickfire: Music, Gaming & Twitch-Style Content

• [35:51] TopLobsta Returns to Guitar:
  • Announces intention to return to guitar, possibly for show content.
• [36:47] Discussion of Practice & Tutorials:
• [37:15] Extended Video React
  • Further gaming and meme content, circling back to prior topics.

---

7. Conspiracy Current Events & Cryptid Silliness

a. Shane Cashman, Bigfoot, and Fake Cryptids

• [47:23–54:48]
  • Visit to a website claiming to have a genuine Bigfoot corpse at the NY State Fair.
  • Extreme skepticism, as visuals are clearly AI/fake; Nancy dismisses it outright:
    • "It's not real." – Nancy [52:26]
  • "It looks so fake. Why does this face look like it's made of spaghetti?" – David [52:03]

b. Hulk Hogan Murder Conspiracy

• [59:12]
  • Hosts riff on a new "Hulk Hogan was murdered" rumor.
  • "I want to believe that he was murdered. I don't want to believe that a man who was clearly the peak of male fitness would have just expired by natural causes." – David [62:05]
  • Extended banter about wrestling, Vince McMahon, and the spectacle of modern “sports entertainment.”

---

8. Messages From Mom - New Segment

• [83:44] Introduction:

  • New recurring bit: reviewing wild videos sent by TopLobsta’s mother via TikTok.
  • Ranges from TikTok anti-vax wildness, prepping advice, to viral black comedy and boomers sending AI nonsense.

• [85:07, 88:14] Mountain Dew "Baja Midnight" Blackout Conspiracy

  • A TikTok claims Mountain Dew, Taco Bell, and Rosie O’Donnell are telegraphing a coming US blackout.
  • "I am tired about being right about this Mountain Dew conspiracy because we’re about to have a blackout, remember?" – Maverick Approach TikTok [85:09]

• [93:47] Parenting Paranoia:

  • Banter about conspiracy theorist moms sharing endless fear-mongering content and paranoia about food, swimming, etc.
  • "You just live in a state of crying and being scared and crying and being scared..." – David

• [102:43] Screen Time Boomer Wisdom:

  • Classic "Take away your kids' phones" TikTok from a Ben Affleck lookalike.

• [104:36] Ms. Rachel & Kidfluence:

  • TikTok rundown on multimillion-dollar kids YouTubers (Ms. Rachel, Blippi, Ryan).

• Notable Quotes from the Segment:

  • "Every time she sends you something, like, I’ve had this guy on the show..." – David [104:17]
  • "Take away your mom’s phone." – Chat participant after cringey boomer video [105:01]

---

9. Medical, Political & AI Content Banter

• [119:10] Alex Jones & Confrontation Compilation
  • Brief react to a clip of Alex Jones confronting an NIH official about COVID deaths:
  • "20-plus million people dead from those shots. Wow, Chris, how does it feel to kill more people than...?" – Alex Jones
• [123:48] Boomer Conspiracy/Troll Video
  • AI “deepfake” spoof segment purporting to show a governor explaining why he put tampons in the boys' bathroom. Hosts and Nancy roast its authenticity.

---

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps):

• On Occult Symbolism in Media:

  • "Dude, this whole thing is, like, really on its face..." – David [12:05]

• On TikTok’s Hollywood Occultism:

  • "Leonardo DiCaprio do all the initiation..." – TikTok video [19:06]
  • "This is equality... You can get to the top. You could worship the devil..." – TopLobsta [29:08]

• Surprising Raven with Pokémon Cards:

  • "That Blastoise is... that’s my favorite card. That’s my favorite card." – Raven [34:55]

• Messages from Mom Segment:

  • "Take the friggin' phones away from them." – Boomer TikTok [102:40]
  • "All we do is watch these things and get mad at how much better they're doing than us." – David [114:56]

• Nancy’s Consistent Vibe:

  • "No." – Nancy’s skeptical refrain regarding conspiracy claims (multiple, e.g. [99:52])

---

Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:41] – Show begins, Raven & TopLobsta intro, patreon pitch
• [08:24] – Resident Evil 8 & biblical gaming analysis
• [17:31] – Viral TikTok of “demonic rituals” in Hollywood
• [32:47] – Pokémon card “Secret Gift” reveal – emotional moment
• [47:23–54:48] – Shane Cashman, Bigfoot, and cryptid conspiracy content
• [59:12] – Hulk Hogan murder conspiracy riff
• [83:44] – “Messages From Mom” segment launches
• [85:07, 88:14] – Mountain Dew “blackout” conspiracy TikTok
• [102:43] – Boomer “no screens” parenting TikTok
• [119:10] – Alex Jones/NIH confront
• [123:48] – AI deepfake troll video: “tampons in boys' bathroom”
• [127:32] – Show wrap, reflection on generational differences in conspiracy consumption

---

Flow, Style & Tone

The episode is an improvisational ride packed with irony, meta-commentary, and comedic critique of online conspiracy culture. The language is raw (“This is a Christian show!” is a running gag), interlaced with nostalgia (Pokémon cards, early iPod tech) and biting takes on how social media shapes collective paranoia.

The dynamic between Raven and TopLobsta vacillates between fraternal affection and aggressive roasting, creating LOL moments punctuated by real tenderness, notably around the “Secret Gift.” Producer Nancy is an effective recurring foil, injecting dry skepticism or confusion at key moments.

---

For First-Time Listeners

This episode is prototypical Nephilim Death Squad:

• Expect irreverent, rapid-fire banter blending deep-dive conspiracy analysis and stoner tangents.
• “Messages from Mom” quickly becomes a highlight, perfectly blending generational divides and the cringe/fascination with viral internet content.
• The show’s heart and emotional resonance—especially around nostalgia—set it apart from more cynical or detached conspiracy podcasts.

---

Concluding Thoughts

"206: The Secret Gift That Made Raven Cry" is a rich, chaotic, and sneakily heartfelt episode, perfect for both deep fans and newbies. Whether you’re in it for serious conspiracy commentary or wild, sometimes juvenile, always entertaining cultural critique, this entry is a strong representation of what makes Nephilim Death Squad an underground favorite.

---

End of Summary

Transcript

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you think makes the perfect snack? Hmm, it's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient.

[Top Lobster]

Could you be more specific?

[David Lee Corbo]

When it's cravinient. Okay. Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right down the street at am pm. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can.

[Maverick Approach]

Grab in just a second at a.m. pM.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm seeing a pattern here. Well, yeah, we're talking about what I crave, which is anything from am pm. What more could you want?

[Top Lobster]

Stop by AM PM where the snacks.

[David Lee Corbo]

And drinks are perfectly craveable and convenient. That's cravenience. Am PM Too much.

[Top Lobster]

Good stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm here on the job site with Dale who's a framing contractor. Hey, good morning. Dale traded up to Geico Commercial Auto Insurance for all his business vehicles. We're here where he needs us most.

[Top Lobster]

Yep, they sure are.

[David Lee Corbo]

We make it easy for him to save on all his insurance needs all in one place with coverage that fits his business and bottom line. Oh, I shouldn't have looked down. It's alright. We're so far up here.

[Top Lobster]

Look at me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Take a deep breath. I'm good. So good. Get a commercial auto insurance quote [e-mail] and see how much you could save. Get more with geic.

[Unknown Guest]

Sam.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nephilim Death Squad is recorded in front of a live audience. Viewer discretion is advised. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven that is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

[Top Lobster]

Hello. That's a nice little fade, right? I'll fade it back.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do it again.

[Top Lobster]

It's weird.

[David Lee Corbo]

Joining us once again is producer Nancy. Nancy, say hi.

[Top Lobster]

Hi, Nancy.

[Nancy]

Hello.

[Top Lobster]

All right, she's back. Good. I thought she left. I thought she left us again because she does the thing where she ignores me but talks to David and I get it.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like that every time we come on we have a new camera angle. Yeah, we're gonna. But we're not gonna be back for long. There's not very many things that I do know, but I do know one thing and it's that filthy, disgusting poor people will be watching this show. And we aim to sh off sometime around the half an hour mark. So if you want to prove to us that you got the big bucks, go to patreon.com/nepilim death Squad sign up. Prove us wrong. Say no Top and Raven. I'm not poor. Here's some money and we'll go. Wow. Were we wrong?

[Top Lobster]

They're paying us. How do you think we're gonna. How do you think we afford all these camera angles?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what to look at.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's. Anyway, guys, patreon.com forward/nephilimdeswad. Also go to the top lobster.com, pick up some dope ass. That's right. Why don't you pull that up?

[Top Lobster]

I'm not doing job.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, every time we go to promote Top lobster dot com, you always cut it short. You go like, okay, okay, all right. Let's get into the show. Like, you're, you're. You hate self promoting.

[Top Lobster]

Well, okay. Join the Patreon. It's, it's, it's a really good way to keep track of what we're doing. We communicate directly with you. Much better. I mean, I found that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, you communicate with people on patreon.com backslash or forward/ Nephilim.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. It's.

[Top Lobster]

It's hard to do on, like, other mediums because you're getting, like, inconsistent or people that just really want to, like, screw with you. On Patreon, it seems like they're like. If you're asking me a question, it's a, like more of a legitimate question. Yeah. The corner cup cam is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Corner cut cam. Damn. Cup cut cam is. Is. That's a.

[Top Lobster]

That's aggressive. This is a Christian show. Join. Join. No. Go to toplopster.com and get a T shirt. We have. We have actually some new T shirts coming in in the next week or so with all the new designs. So we're going to be wearing them on the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's right.

[Top Lobster]

And we have heard your concerns and your cries and your fears. And we will be doing a Hawaiian shirt.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's right. Yeah. We are doing the Hawaiian shirts.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, a number of Hawaiian shirts. It's going to be pretty cool. We have, like, a bunch of designs, and the way we're going to do it for you guys is you buy one and we give you a random one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. You don't get to pick because the way that we're going to be. Because otherwise costs will be astronomically high. And so in order to keep them low, you. You get what you get. You'll get a Nephilim death squad. Will they at least get to get the right size?

[Top Lobster]

Maybe. Maybe you'll get the right size, but it will be, like, dealer's choice.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I'm going to leave it up to my manufacturer which one we want to give you. And it'll be embroidered It'll be real nice. But what are we doing today? Actually, no, that's right. I have a little game that I want to play with you today. And it's going to be however well you behave, you get. I guess I give. I'll give you a gift. Nancy, what do you think? Should we. Should we gift David today? Give him something nice and what should be the parameters? No, no, absolutely not. We should not.

[Nancy]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Just unbelievable reasoning.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why as soon as it started. Well, the concept was shot. Shot in the leg.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It was gonna be nice. I was gonna give you. I was gonna do it like a. Like train you.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm always. I'm always behave. What do you mean, behave entail.

[Top Lobster]

This is what I'm saying. Like, we have to figure you get the gun out. We had to figure a way for, like, to decide what is behaving well.

[David Lee Corbo]

What is behavior? Huh? All right, well, I'll let you think about that. I'm excited, but I don't want to act like I'm too excited because then. Then if you don't give it to me, I want to be able to go. But I didn't want it anyway.

[Top Lobster]

No, you definitely want this. It's crazy what this is. You definitely want this.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. All right. Well, I'll keep it in mind. I don't know how to behave, but I'll try to behave. I'll behave. I don't know. It's actually a lot of pressure. I'm going to admit to you right now.

[Top Lobster]

There's a specific. I'm under a lot of stress in my head.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, for what? I want to guess them.

[Top Lobster]

And it's not necessarily good behavior that I want from you. It's just behavior.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's just behavior.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. All right. I'm going to try. I'm going to try because I'm not going to lie to you. I want this now. I want this, and I'm going to try really hard to. Christianly. This is a Christian show.

[Top Lobster]

It's an old iPad video that I found recently.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is that what you're giving me?

[Top Lobster]

Maybe.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is that thing still loaded with your music?

[Top Lobster]

It's got the best songs on it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Did you, like, charge it and check it out?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. I don't have the charger. They don't even make a charger for this thing anymore.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do you remember when they took the ipods and they were like, hey, by the way, this is an iPad video.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, look at this. 30 gigabytes. This was big at the time.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. That's a lot of. That's a lot of space for music, man. Remember when they started making them able to make calls? Like, the iPhone was out, but they were like, hey, by the way, you can make phone. You can make phone calls from your iPad or your ipod. Now I forgot what the word was. And. And everyone went, well, that's already a. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Why would I want to do that?

[David Lee Corbo]

And then the ipod just went away after that. Yeah, just like that was it. It was like. It's the iPhone. It's the same thing I have been playing.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you, Steven. Steven from the Bibble Hitman. We're actually gonna. We'll be having him on soon. He's coming back. He says he's got more stuff to tell us. We're trying. I want to do that one live. I want to do that in. Either in the coffee shop or we'll do it here. Although I don't know if I want him in my house.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true. Well, we're heavily armed in here, and whatever trickery Steven might be up to, we'll put holes in him. I don't mean to say that that was very aggressive. Right. But I'll kill you where you stand, Steven, if you come in here and you do anything crazy.

[Top Lobster]

I'm looking for, baby, dude, I'm this much closer.

[David Lee Corbo]

Star.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, put the star on the board for gold star.

[David Lee Corbo]

A gold star right on my sleeve, please.

[Top Lobster]

But you know what? It fluctuates. I don't know if I want that next.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're a hard man, but I like. You're a hard man to predict.

[Top Lobster]

I'm a hard man to please.

[David Lee Corbo]

I. I've been playing a video game recently.

[Top Lobster]

He said, this set up. Need more wire.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what? Whenever. When I said there's a lot of wires showing, literally, it's him who I thought of, I was like, Scott sees.

[Top Lobster]

God seeing the wires.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sees the wires, and he says things. You guys don't know how much the things you say hurt me? Yeah, dude, a lot.

[Top Lobster]

Real hurtful.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's unbelievable. So. So I've been playing a video game, and the video game is Resident Evil 8. And I tend to get around to games I don't play a lot. I tend to play old games.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, can you pull up a picture of Resident Evil 8?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, do that. So Resident Evil 8 is filled with nephilim shit. I mean, and it's like, obviously, you know, Resident Evil is going to have some of it. There's all kinds of spooky concepts and everything, but, dude, I mean, it's. It's right on its face. I don't know if you want to. Nancy, bring up the big breasted dominatrix Nephilim, bitch.

[Top Lobster]

What with the language.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm trying to do better. You know what's. You know what's crazy? I'm talking to the audience right now. Hey, don't do that. You know what's crazy? No, you know what's crazy?

[Top Lobster]

Stop it.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's that they don't, like, some of them are going, hey, I like when you say.

[Top Lobster]

When you say you're going to end up literally shooting.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shooting this expensive camera.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, please don't do that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whatever, dude. We could afford a new one. We're rich now.

[Top Lobster]

These are. Not again. This is. This is the worst show in the world.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's right.

[Top Lobster]

Top is killing them with those replica Jordans.

[David Lee Corbo]

They might be replicas.

[Top Lobster]

They're not. They're legit. These are real, bro. I, I. Trust me, it could be replicas, believe me. Anyway, what's so.

[David Lee Corbo]

So anyway, it's, it's. It's Resident Evil 8 and they, they deviate a little bit from the zombies, and now they're doing something different. You, you. You visit, like, it's almost like Romanian. What's it matter?

[Top Lobster]

This comment is like, ridiculous.

[David Lee Corbo]

Top is aggressively sitting. You do everything aggressively.

[Top Lobster]

I don't though.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm a very aggressive guy. Look, Nancy literally left. She got kicked out. I think her Internet shit the bed. What a bad producer.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Unbelievable. We'll never get a picture of it. Hopefully she brings it back when she comes back.

[Top Lobster]

If she decides to make it up in your head.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's fine. Well, she's big. Not Nancy. Well, Nancy's also big, not girthy. Anyway, so in the, in the game, you visit like a Romania kind of an area, right? And very quickly, spoiler alert, guys. The town is beset upon by.

[Top Lobster]

Werewolves.

[David Lee Corbo]

Werewolves. Lycans, wolf dog men. Dog men. And. And I go, oh, that's interesting. They're doing like. It's like a dog man kind of a thing, right? It's like kind of werewolf kind of dog man. And then one thing leads to another, and you find that in this town there is somebody who's like orchestrating them, pulling the strings. And. And they're kind of like vampires, but they're not really vampires.

[Top Lobster]

A wolf pack.

[David Lee Corbo]

One of them is a woman, huge tits, but she's like 12ft tall. And. And I'm like, oh, that's weird, right? And they, they answer to one character in Particular who's like the. The. The mother character. Okay, Nancy's back. I don't know. I hope she's okay. Hope nothing bad has happened to Nancy. But they answer to one other character. I forget her name.

[Top Lobster]

Mother.

[David Lee Corbo]

Mother something or another. And at one point, Mother something or another, like, does a big reveal.

[Top Lobster]

By the way, guys, we're never going to cover Mother Horse Eyes. That's over.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would like to cover Mother Horse eyes. Don't bring up the pornography associated with it, Nancy, because there is a lot of pornography associated with it. I used to see this character from this game. I didn't know this is the game that I bought. And I was like, oh, it's the one with the giant bitch that. Yeah, the Village. The Village. So the Village. It's a village in Romania. See if you can get an image of the giant. The giant chick. I know she's right there in the bottom right hand corner. I think Nancy's Internet just shit the bed again. Anyway, so when the. The one they answer to does the big reveal. Six wings. So she busts out, like, six black wings, like a.

[Top Lobster]

Like a biblically accurate angel.

[David Lee Corbo]

And they're worshiping her. In fact, they have churches set up where she is in place of Jesus Christ.

[Top Lobster]

Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm like, dude, this whole thing is, like, really on its face.

[Top Lobster]

How have we played that? Because I've definitely played that. And it's just one of those things that you, like, store away in your memory and go. Not significant.

[David Lee Corbo]

I. Well, I. I mean, there's a lot of things that I think if I went back and replayed now through the right context, I'd be like, oh, my God. Yeah, it's one of those things where it's like. It's the best story. So they're gonna keep telling it in a bunch of different renditions. But I was. I was very surprised. And I also found out that I'm a bitch, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Like, it's simply turning the game off.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm literally turning the game off. It's too stressful for me to play at any length of time. Those. Those guys really nailed it with, like, building suspense. And there's a lot of tension as you're, like, trying to move around, because I don't, like.

[Top Lobster]

I don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's no music. The shadows. Like, there will be moments where, like, nothing happens for, like, 15, 20 minutes. You're just walking through. But the way they nailed the shadows. The shadows play off of the flicker of flames, cast shadows here and there. Something falls and rolls across the floor. And you're just like, the whole time, really, really stressful, man.

[Top Lobster]

But talking about Resident Evil 8, for.

[David Lee Corbo]

Those of you that don't know Resident Evil 8. No, I don't have a PlayStation. I'm a Xbox loser. But. But, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good game. So.

[Top Lobster]

So I guess your son is just watching you play this.

[David Lee Corbo]

He watched a little bit of it because I was like, it could be fun, and it was fun. And he, you know, he didn't. But it's Lady Dimitrescu, you dumb ass. Raven, you dumbass. Yeah, okay.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out, right? Do you know that there is. He's released a new album.

[David Lee Corbo]

I did. And I was listening to it, and I went, this is good.

[Top Lobster]

Is it good?

[David Lee Corbo]

I was listening to it. I was like, this is good, but I don't like. So I didn't want to tell him.

[Top Lobster]

That it was scared to listen to it because I'm like, if it's bad.

[David Lee Corbo]

The first song is a banger. I got through, like, three of them, But I have a soft spot for the first one. He's singing all of it. It's him.

[Top Lobster]

He's singing it. He's got a voice of an angel.

[David Lee Corbo]

He does have a voice of an angel, but I'll take it back right now, actually. You even right?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Put it away now. Now. See, now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, hey, hey, wait. No, no, I'm putting it away. I'm putting it away.

[Top Lobster]

I'm putting it away.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm putting it away. It's cool, man. Everything's cool.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, I've got the thing right here next to me. It's right here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

And it's something that you'll like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. All right. I'm chilling.

[Top Lobster]

You can probably. You can almost see it on. On our. Our security camera.

[David Lee Corbo]

Cut cam, go.

[Top Lobster]

Nope, doesn't work like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, well, listen, listen. Why don't you bring this up? Why don't you. Why don't you bring up our Twitter stuff, okay, so we can get into it? Yeah. Oh, that's right. Nancy. Oh, Nancy's brought up more dominatrix stuff. Let's see, let's see.

[Top Lobster]

Let's see what they're click that on the stage.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, they make her, like. She's got huge cans, and I think that's. That's what's going on there. But you can kind of see, like, look at how much bigger she is than everybody.

[Top Lobster]

Right?

[David Lee Corbo]

You see in that bottom left hand corner all by the way, Those are her daughters. They're all witches. So there's like witches, there's giant Nephilim bitches, there's lichens, there's a fallen angel that they're worshiping. Like, it is very, very fascinating. She, you know, obviously she drinks blood.

[Top Lobster]

And she's the one that they're worshiping. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look how much bigger she is. Look at how much bigger she is.

[Top Lobster]

That's so cool. Wow.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, she's got, you know, kind of scary too. She's intense.

[Top Lobster]

It would be really cool to like, I mean, I wonder who wrote these games. I thought that they were Asian games.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, it's Capcom. And Capcom also makes Devil May Cry. What's interesting about Devil May Cry, this is a little bit deep on, on video game lore, but you can very much tell, like Devil May Cry is the same as Resident Evil, but instead of being some handicapped dude with a pistol that does no damage, you're a, a Nephilim. So you're virtually in the same world, same atmosphere. Everything looks the same as far as the game design, the set. You always end up in some sort of ancient castle or something like that.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you're dealing with a lot of the same kind of enemies and they're all biblically themed, but in this one, you're not handicapped. You've got like a seven foot sword and pistols and, and you know, shotguns and all kinds of crazy crap. So obviously with Devil May Cry, you know, you're, I've told you before, it's like you, you play a Nephilim. Your brother is also a Nephilim. You are the father of a demon named Sparta that, you know, made love to a human woman. Sweet, sweet love, and then, and then bore, you know, these, these men of renown. And in the third one in particular, a dude is trying to erect the Tower of Babel. And then, and you're, you're trying to stop him. And what he's doing with the Tower of Babel is he's bridging the earthly realm and the demonic realm. He's opening a portal at the top of it.

[Top Lobster]

Right?

[David Lee Corbo]

So like, so whatever Capcom is doing, you said, like, who wrote the game? I don't know who wrote the game. Somebody. Yeah, probably with a, you know, Ching Chung name, but with extensive knowledge of.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Of biblical lore.

[Top Lobster]

Very interesting.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's fun.

[Top Lobster]

Very interesting. It's fun. Commander Chaos asked if we read the extra. No, we don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

What did he say?

[Top Lobster]

Do they read the X Chat?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, we don't read the X Chat. No, we don't see it very Much.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy that you came up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, we don't usually. Yeah, we don't see that Twitter, whatever they do with their live chat, it's just like nobody wants to interact with a, with an ex live chat. Not as much as like YouTube, not as much as other platforms.

[Top Lobster]

Honestly, I'm pretty sure Raven is going bald.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy, put that down.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is bad. Is that true?

[Top Lobster]

You always want the overhead shot, but is that what the swoops about?

[David Lee Corbo]

I have a lot of hair. What are you talking about? I've got a thick, thick full of. No, no, he's just, he's just saying that to get my goat. Let's bring up some of this content. Actually, if you want to pick that, that first one, let's just get it out of the way because the, the one with the black kid, that one right there. This I thought was relevant because we, we just did that episode with Premise and it was all about. It's a great episode. And he's, he's a producer and, you know, in the hip hop industry. And we got to talking quite a bit about how there's all this, like, you know, satanic.

[Top Lobster]

You're not going. Going bold, you're just growing more forehead.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, well, yeah, that's because. Where am I supposed to put all this knowledge that I gained from every.

[Top Lobster]

Episode, by the way, guys? Yeah, I mean, yesterday's episode was crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Kingdom in context and premise, the both of them, it was like, you know, we had a home run for the first one and then the second one, we had a grand slam.

[Top Lobster]

I was really tired after like both of those, but. All right, let's. Let's watch this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, let's watch this face tattoo.

[Top Lobster]

Do you know this guy?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he's my cousin. Honestly, I have cousins that look just like this.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, me too. I. My, my MMA trainer looked just like this.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

All right, For a photo shoot. They took me all the way up this mountain. I was on top of the mountain. We finished the photo shoot. They have OD cars. Like, they got a three seater McLaren, they got a Ferrari. And I'm asking them, like, how y' all get all this money? We do demonic rituals. I'm laughing. No, you don't, bro. How you get your money? Don't put me on. I'm trying to get like, y' all like. No, we do the money rituals. I say, so what type of monitors? They say the Illuminati never talked.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, demonic rituals. I thought he said money rituals.

[David Lee Corbo]

He. Dude, it's so hard to understand. Like, he's saying they have nice cars. He's like, they got OD cars. Like, od. Like they're like dying of fentanyl.

[Top Lobster]

They're overdoing it with their cars.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, it's just like od.

[Top Lobster]

Like, damn, they have a lot of cars.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is like.

[Top Lobster]

It's hard. Honestly, I wanted to say it yesterday when I was like, it's kind of like whenever they're. They're saying that these dudes are involved with the occult. I'm like, honestly, are you sure?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, the occult used to be done by respectable white people.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. People that dress. Now this guy's only like, now it's.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, it's made the occult so uncool.

[Top Lobster]

It's so gay. I mean, the degradation of. I just saw Elon Musk doing more Antichrist stuff and I'm like, this is just kind of gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, because it's, you know, back in. Well, Elon Musk is kind of gay. But they used to speak Latin. Like, when you're. When you're doing spooky shit and you're doing it in Latin.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Now we're doing it in Ebonics. This is gross.

[David Lee Corbo]

It is gross.

[Top Lobster]

Let's keep watching the Fall of a Nation.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

Laughing. I'm still laughing at him like. But he playing game. Like, they like, bro. No, for real. Leonardo DiCaprio do all the initiation.

[David Lee Corbo]

What?

[Unknown Video Speaker]

I'm like, who is that? What is you talking about?

[David Lee Corbo]

Can you pause it?

[Top Lobster]

I like, who is. Who is that? Who be. Who is Leonardo DiCaprio? Which madea film he be in?

[David Lee Corbo]

All white people look the same. You know, so. So for the audience who can't hear what this guy's mumbling.

[Top Lobster]

The people listening only they can't read the captions.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't at least have the captions. Yeah, so. So basically this guy is invited to some sort of mans party. Later on he'll. He'll say where the mansion is located. But he sees their OD cars, their Ferraris, and he's like, how I get like you. How I get to be like you Put me on. How I do that? Put me on game player. He doesn't even say player. Players like old school. And. And they were like, oh, we're doing demonic.

[Top Lobster]

What's on the side of his head? Do you see that tattoo?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he's got like tattooed, sideburns, something. I don't know what.

[Top Lobster]

No, that looks like a Jewish letter, like a Hebrew letter.

[David Lee Corbo]

It could be. He probably doesn't know what it is, to be honest.

[Top Lobster]

Like, to be honest, I can't.

[David Lee Corbo]

I can't. You know, I thought this just looked. I said, hey, yo, player, put that on my head. So. So he goes. He goes, yeah, they say that they're doing demonic rituals.

[Top Lobster]

Does it feel good in here to you? Does it feel a little better?

[David Lee Corbo]

I think it feels nice.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's more breathing room. Everything's a little further away.

[Top Lobster]

I like it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Really crushing, just saying. And. And he goes, he didn't believe them.

[Top Lobster]

That they were doing demonic culture. David has left, like, a fake wig and a suit in the corner.

[David Lee Corbo]

And also. Oh, that's your backdrop. I thought I was like, I brought my backdrop over here, but no, that's your backdrop. Oh, wait, that might actually be my backdrop.

[Top Lobster]

No, that was mine. I brought it downstairs.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. I don't know where the hell my backdrop is. Anyway, so. So you might have stolen. So he goes, by the way. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry to interrupt.

[David Lee Corbo]

Unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead. I'll interrupt in a second.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. So. So he. He says, I didn't believe him. They go, no, for real, player. Yeah, whatever they say. And he goes, is. Is Leonardo DiCaprio? Yeah, he's doing all the. Initiating.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, is he. Is this gonna be in the video? He's gonna say this?

[David Lee Corbo]

He just said it. See, you didn't even understand what the fuck he just said. Dude, that's very soothing, and it really takes the edge off. I don't feel like hurting anybody when that happens. So. So yeah, he says that Leonardo DiCaprio is initiating all of the. The demonic rituals. So. Okay, so now that I've caught the.

[Top Lobster]

Audience, I don't even know if that is. I don't know if I believe that.

[David Lee Corbo]

It just seems like he was. Like, he isn't. He got other people to do that for him.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio does have a vampire thing going on with the young woman.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

He's consistently filing through them. Like, once they reach right. It's like he'll date him from 16 to 20, and then when he's out.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sucking on him, sucking them dry, and.

[Top Lobster]

They'Re all like Reese Witherspoon afterward.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Did you hear that?

[Top Lobster]

What? Did I hear what?

[David Lee Corbo]

Never mind. It's fine.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

PG 13. He was basically saying, either you let him peg you or you do or.

[Top Lobster]

That's not PG 13.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

You'll get whatever you want.

[David Lee Corbo]

Pause it one more time. I just gotta say something briefly. Why would you let Leonardo DiCaprio peg you? He has a penis.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what is.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think he just doesn't know what? Pegging.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I think he just means like, but one or the other.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he means penetrating.

[Top Lobster]

We got to clean up the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm trying.

[Top Lobster]

This is a Christian.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is a hard thing to navigate without saying these things and phrases.

[Top Lobster]

So he's gotta either bang you or you gotta do something to him that's banged by him.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look.

[Top Lobster]

Look at the spiral braids on this guy's head.

[David Lee Corbo]

Really interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Real interesting, man. Especially knowing what we know now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whoever.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

I can take you to somebody and all you gotta let them do is just do what they want to do to you before at night. Do some gay. Basically do some games. They doing all this. I'm trying to call my Uber. We on top of the mountain, though. I don't got no service on top of the mountain. After they leave, I'm in the car with the other dude that they called up to have a photo shoot with me. I get in the car with him in the three seater McLaren. On the way up. We go all the way up. Like.

[Top Lobster]

What'S that?

[David Lee Corbo]

He just can't not brag. He's like, yeah. So they was saying, like, all you gotta do is do some gay. Right? And then. Okay, so Nancy says my ancient computer is having trouble with multiple tabs. All right, that's fine. So he's talking about demonic rituals. Yeah, you gotta get pegged by Leonardo DiCaprio. And he's saying this is freaking them all out. He's calling the Uber, but he doesn't have signal. Finally he. He leaves. And how does he leave?

[Top Lobster]

Gotta mention a car with this in.

[David Lee Corbo]

The three seater McLaren.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, you have to mention that the three seater McLaren is. Is pertinent information. You just say Leonardo DiCaprio has to. But you.

[Top Lobster]

It is, it is pertinent information because it shows you where their head's at, man. Like they can't get out of this materialistic, it's crazy realm.

[David Lee Corbo]

Even when they're. When they're met face to face with the idea that there is. You have to do demonic rituals.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it was like. Anyway, Leonardo DiCaprio's there. He asked me to blow him. But did you see the car in the back seated?

[David Lee Corbo]

The three. The three seated. Three seated McLaren. What is a three seater McLaren? You only have like one person in the backseat. Or is it like three people in the front seat? No backseat.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe it's like the T. I don't know. I like, I don't follow these.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, maybe it's a T. Rex thing, right? The T. Rex mobile These things don't move me.

[Top Lobster]

And I thank God that they don't because, like, there's so many people that they'd be like, yo, did you see this car? Did you see this watch? Did you see? And I'm like, I literally hate that stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what I want? There's a car. Like, I've been looking. I look at old cars. Like something from like the Nazi was too old. But Taurus, I would like an old school Bronco.

[Top Lobster]

Toad has a Bronco.

[David Lee Corbo]

Does he really like the new Bronco?

[Top Lobster]

I mean, it was new eight years ago or something like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, they stopped making the Bronco in like the 90s and then they remade them. They launched them like. Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So he's got the newer one.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's cool. They're not so awesome. I used to make bumpers for them and shit. Yeah, I used to make off road parts for them. It's cool, but it's not as cool as the old one. But yeah, I just want something old. I don't, I don't want a three seater McLaren, so. All right, let's, let's, let's let him rip again. Let's see what else he's got to say. Ooh, Hicktown honey's got a 78. Bronco Hick Town. I knew you was cool as hell.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

All the way around the mountain.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

On the way down we take a right. So he not going the same way that we came up. So then that's what I try.

[Top Lobster]

I know.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's so hard, isn't it?

[Top Lobster]

It's so hard for me to.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know, dude, you racist.

[Top Lobster]

It's not. How could you not be?

[David Lee Corbo]

I know, dude.

[Top Lobster]

And it's the worst. It's not even like really racism. It's more like.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't want to say the guy's name. I probably have said the guy's name, but somebody has recommended a particular conspiracy character over and over again in the show.

[Top Lobster]

Talk like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who is. It's like a lot of like.

[Top Lobster]

Say his name.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

I remember.

[David Lee Corbo]

I always, I'm always pretending to like obfuscate somebody's name. I just don't fucking remember these people. So. But he talks. He does a lot of like. No, I'm saying.

[Top Lobster]

And I'm like, no, you follow me now?

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm saying. I don't know what you're saying. I'm not going to listen to you now. I can't understand you, the way you talk.

[Top Lobster]

There's an intentional. There's an intentional like, way about speaking this way. Like, you've got to learn the verbiage. You've gotta, like, even flow with what he's. Because he's making stuff up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he's making stuff up, but he's also talking to you like you're a chick in the club.

[Top Lobster]

I can't stand it. All right, let's finish. Let's finish. Look, like. And his face is like. He's so profound.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

He said, we're not gonna take you get. No, we spent all this money to get you up here. This face change game in front of me, you see Venom like. Yeah, like Spider Man.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. From Spider Man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Kind of like, who's that guy?

[Unknown Video Speaker]

This is why.

[Top Lobster]

Who's.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who's that? Is a white kid. White. Knuckling it. Trying to understand what this guy's saying right now.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. He's just trying to be cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

Gripping the carpet, trying to understand what this guy said.

[Top Lobster]

Demon hunter. Yeah. The bastardization of the English language alone makes me.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know if it even makes me.

[Top Lobster]

It's not racist. It just makes you like, hey, what are you doing?

[David Lee Corbo]

It makes me not want to listen to you at all. But he's saying that he. He was like, yo, can you. He was going a different way when.

[Top Lobster]

He wanted to go to McDonald's.

[David Lee Corbo]

He wanted to go to McDonald's.

[Top Lobster]

Mickey D's.

[David Lee Corbo]

McDonald's. Yeah. And he's. And the guy got mad. He's like, we're not taking you.

[Top Lobster]

Trying to get this bag player.

[David Lee Corbo]

And apparently his face morphs is what he's getting to.

[Top Lobster]

Ye do. I mean, we've. We've heard.

[David Lee Corbo]

We've heard this.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Never sounded like this.

[Top Lobster]

What type of drugs are they on? As well? Because they're not doing like.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're doing like, lean and shit. Well, I don't know if they're still doing lean. It is.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. I mean, I'm going to pull it down because it's interesting to.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, Nancy, can you find out what young blacks are doing now as far as tabs? Yeah. Minimize a couple of tabs and say, what is the most popular drug among black youths right now? I would love to know.

[Top Lobster]

Or youth.

[David Lee Corbo]

You got to do it with the F because.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they're putting you in contact with different entities. So I'm like, you know, the black people are. Now they have. They have, like, graduated past. I guess there's levels to.

[David Lee Corbo]

I guess to reach levels to this shit player.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You've got to go through. They went through slavery. They did their Whole thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Now they're almost on equal footing, and they're being invited into the fold. Like, this is equality. This is what black people want. This is equality. You can get to the top. You could worship the devil.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Congratulations.

[David Lee Corbo]

Congratulations.

[Top Lobster]

You were probably better where you were at before.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's funny because Commander. Commander Chaos says this show is so racist. Lmao. We. We have been trying. This is the most mild we've ever been, and we just can't escape the accusations.

[Top Lobster]

Man, Ed Mabry's gonna be watching this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, shout out Ed Mabry.

[Top Lobster]

But what am I. What are we supposed to say about this? All right, let's. Let's keep watching.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's obnoxious, but it.

[Top Lobster]

But it is a good thought experiment of what drugs are they doing? That's putting them in. In contact with these entities. That's thinning the veil in this way.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. Brandon Rudder says this is reparations. Getting pegged by a white dude is reparations. Hold on. Nancy's bringing something up.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, what's you got?

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you got, Nancy? Let her toss it on the stage so she doesn't. Let's see. Figure it out. Nancy, put it on the stage.

[Top Lobster]

I gotta remove mine.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, you gotta remove yours? Okay, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, let's do that and then.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, Go ahead, Nancy. All right. Oh, there she goes. Yeah, let her do it.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[David Lee Corbo]

What is marijuana and cocaine really together? I think you spelled youth wrong.

[Top Lobster]

It was an F. Yeah, a sprinkle a little bit of cocaine on the marijuana. Is that.

[David Lee Corbo]

We've come full circle. That was you. That used to be called a Woo Banger.

[Top Lobster]

Really?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's when we. When me and my friends were younger, if you smoked marijuana with cocaine, it was called Woo Banger.

[Top Lobster]

Wow, that's crazy. Yeah. I think that they're doing other stuff, though. They. They're doing like. Like cough syrup and things. Like. They were. But I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't think so. I don't think that that's true, though. The cocaine in the.

[Top Lobster]

And the. Do they do mushrooms? No, that's what, like, do. Do rappers do.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think if they did mushrooms, they'd stop rapping.

[Top Lobster]

You know what? All of a sudden, I don't feel.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like I don't want to do this anymore. I feel like we're all connected, and I keep slapping this woman, and now I'm realizing that it doesn't feel so good.

[Top Lobster]

All right, we'll come back to them. Let's do this guy.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

Face change. I'm like what? Like it's about. Probably about like right here. Like see somebody morph into something? Yeah, yeah, it's like that. It threw me. So it's like a button.

[David Lee Corbo]

You got.

[Top Lobster]

Stop it.

[David Lee Corbo]

He. Did he just go back to the McLaren?

[Top Lobster]

I can't stand this guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like how he said, you ever seen somebody morph into something? He said, yeah, he said it threw me off. You know what that is?

[Top Lobster]

Wait, wait, wait, watch. Although it threw me all the way off.

[David Lee Corbo]

All the way.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

McLaren.

[Top Lobster]

So we in a three seater McLaren. So.

[David Lee Corbo]

So when I got thrown off, there wasn't really much place to go. Cuz he was kind of tight in the Three Seater McLaren.

[Top Lobster]

The name of the episode, Three Seater McLaren.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what's funny though? When he turns to him and he goes, you ever seen somebody more white.

[Top Lobster]

Kid just goes, yep.

[David Lee Corbo]

That is. That is literally white people trying to convince black people they're cool. So whenever black people go like, hey, white boy. You ever do. Yeah, hell yeah, I've done that. It doesn't even matter if it's like, have you ever seen. Hey white boy. Have you ever seen a man morph into a monster? He goes, yeah, my dad 100 all the time.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

It's like a button you gotta push to get up out of there.

[David Lee Corbo]

Gotcha.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

He schmacko. Mailbox.

[David Lee Corbo]

So what, what did he say?

[Top Lobster]

He's talking about how to get out of the three seater McLaren. You got to push a button.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, that I understand because it's got the.

[Top Lobster]

What are the bat wings.

[David Lee Corbo]

But why did he say you smack a mailbox? And why does he say smack like schmack? Why'd he say that? Can you pull it back just like five seconds?

[Top Lobster]

This is crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

What does that mean?

[Top Lobster]

This is crazy. Why did you pick this content? Honestly, we have so much other content that we could have been and done like a Christian.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a long. It's a long show after all. Right, please go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

No, you know what? You know what, David?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, let him, let him go. At least let him finish the video. Cuz it's 3. 3 minutes or 30? 31 minutes and then we gotta keep the pores out.

[Top Lobster]

You have met my parameters for the gift.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, shit, dog.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

What? Did you get all that?

[Top Lobster]

You did it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are those yours?

[Top Lobster]

Look at his face. Look at his face.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Where did you get this? You want this? Where did you get this? Where did I get it? I feel like my eyes are well enough. Dude, let me see this real quick.

[Top Lobster]

Do you want.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are these yours? Where did you get these, yo.

[Top Lobster]

That's right. How cool is that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

Yo, where did you. Definitely needed some of those.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, I did not have the promo. Electabuzz. Damn. I mean, that's literally give. Oh, my God. That's so crazy, bro.

[Top Lobster]

It's about to cry my eyes. Yeah, you needed the most.

[David Lee Corbo]

I needed the mole trays, dog. Oh, where did you get this? Answer me. Are these yours?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

You found yours?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

You've been digging through stuff, huh? Oh, my God, yo. Oh, my God, bro.

[Top Lobster]

That's why I found the old. So I found my old baseball from my. From my one hitter. What? What? Which one?

[David Lee Corbo]

Blastoise.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude. Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbo]

I dropped something. Oh, what did I drop? What's down there? Oh, my God. I can't believe it. That's in great condition. Wow, I'm sweating now.

[Top Lobster]

He's even gayer with Pokemon cards.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's in pretty damn good condition.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they're good, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Thank you. They are.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't say I was giving them to you, but.

[David Lee Corbo]

What did you say that. You said it was a gift. Don't take it back now. Oh, my God. That's insane.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's.

[Top Lobster]

So did you have the MEW one? That's from, like.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, the Ancient Mute. That's a promo from the movie, bro. Yeah. Oh, my God, bro. I can't even focus now. How am I supposed to do a show? This is crazy. Oh, my God. Thank you. I can't believe that, bro. That Blastoise is. That's my favorite card.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I got booked back into content.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

It's like that. It threw me all the way up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, okay, I'll put this.

[David Lee Corbo]

This inside that. Dude, that's my favorite card. Blastoise Holographic first gen. That's my favorite card. That's my favorite card. Nancy's at. Nancy you. Oh, my God, bro. That is crazy. Oh, that was the mouse.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, the mouse dropped. Yeah, dude. So those are. Those are good ones. So those fill in some of the ones you're missing.

[David Lee Corbo]

That fills in a. A good deal of a. Mole Trays is a huge one, but, dude, I can't tell you.

[Top Lobster]

Does it fill in the emptiness that your father left?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, no, no, no. That's a tall ticket to Phil, dude. Holy crap.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I found. I found it when I was looking for. Oh, that's what I wanted to say.

[David Lee Corbo]

What?

[Top Lobster]

Forget about this black guy for a second.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would not have let Leonardo DiCaprio peg me for these cards. B, man.

[Top Lobster]

Dirty Dog, I thought I was. I was on the search because I decided. I've decided.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna play guitar again then.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, really?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's cool.

[Top Lobster]

Like. But, like, try to do it as like, like. Good. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know if I'm gonna record anything.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wait, wait, wait. So you're. You're saying, like, playing in what context? Like, you're gonna.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna start practicing. I'm just gonna be doing drills. Like, just drills. Just to practice and make sure everything is tight again.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then I'll see what I want to do playing wise. How. Like, what I want to do. But. But I found my old. It's like a MIDI foot switcher.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

And then I. I downloaded some. Some like. They're called, like, Simul. It's like a guitar simulator kind of thing where you. But whatever.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, so I've just.

[Top Lobster]

This is what I've decided. I have decided.

[David Lee Corbo]

So you started going through all your old stuff.

[Top Lobster]

I was just looking for the one thing. It's called the boss GT9. It's like a big foot pedal with the wah. Expression thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

And I'm like, okay, I. I found it. It was the last thing I found, but I found that, and I found a whole bunch of other stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I was like, you know what you should do? You should do, like, tutorials. You know how Owen does, like, the piano?

[Top Lobster]

Not that good.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, you still know, like, the technical aspects of it. You can teach. If you know that much information, you can teach. I think that would be.

[Top Lobster]

Honestly, I'm just coming for Toad. I'm just coming.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, damn. That's. That's.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is he not doing enough?

[Top Lobster]

I'm going to make him look like an asshole.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude. Well, listen, listen. We just. Should we finish this video for these people?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, finish.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then we kick them out because they're. They're just.

[Top Lobster]

I've been considering playing in the church, possibly. Oh, really?

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe my wife is like, why don't you join the men's choir? I said, because I'm not homosexual.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I mean, the last five minutes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, okay.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's true. True.

[David Lee Corbo]

Good.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's watch this. Let's see this guy. Let's see this guy.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

It's like a button you got to push.

[Top Lobster]

He was in the three.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

He smack a mailbox.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wait, he smack a mailbox.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. Is this guy wearing a T shirt or a hoodie with the.

[David Lee Corbo]

He says he smack a mailbox.

[Top Lobster]

What the hell? Is that a waffle on his shirt?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know what that is, but why? Yeah, it looks like a waffle. Why does this dude say schmack?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, that's not even a. A black vernacular thing.

[Top Lobster]

I don't. I don't get it. I don't get it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, smashing. That's like. That's like a old Scottish kind of, you know, leftover.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's olu. I hate this guy, and I don't hate many people. Yeah, but I don't like this guy. Let's go. But I like his story.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay?

[Unknown Video Speaker]

He's smack a mailbox.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're never gonna get through this because this is so. All right, all right, all right, all right.

[Top Lobster]

This guy looks like he's smack a mailbox. Why the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Man, why the you say it like that?

[Top Lobster]

He's that kid in that. In your class that can't rebar. This is. See what I mean? I can't. I revert back.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know this is a Christian show.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, but isn't it also obvious it's.

[David Lee Corbo]

Not our fault he sucks. Sucks real bad. Like, this guy is retarded.

[Top Lobster]

This guy sucks so bad. All right, here we go.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

So now he hit the button and he. Get up out of there. Hit the button and get up out of there. I see the button.

[Top Lobster]

I'm getting the McLaren.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's in the three seater McLaren.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

You smack a mailbox, I hit the button. Get what? It's a mailman come out of nowhere. I slap run up to him.

[Top Lobster]

What does that mean?

[David Lee Corbo]

What is I slap run up to him. What does. Oh, my God. I thought we were gonna, like, get a fascinating story, and instead I'm just getting heartburn.

[Top Lobster]

I'm kidding.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm just getting heartburn. What is this, man? I slap run up on him. What does that mean?

[Top Lobster]

This is what we were talking about with Premise, though. Like, they're just not sending their best. These people are not even fluent in English.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, that's. That's why you do it, right? You go. The only way you get into the industry is letting.

[Top Lobster]

Swim trunks on. Just dancing.

[David Lee Corbo]

He has sex with your butt. And you're never going to get here by. By way of discipline or raw talent. It's not happening. You're having sex with Leonardo DiCaprio and there's no other way to the bag.

[Top Lobster]

The name of this channel is Daily Jesus Wisdom. I'm just.

[David Lee Corbo]

Damn.

[Top Lobster]

I'm so lost. Like, I am so lost. What is this show? What are we watching?

[David Lee Corbo]

This is a Christian show, and we're watching a Man struggle with. With the English.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

No, I look at it him. I'm like, bro, just let me get in the back of your truck. Please, just take me down.

[Top Lobster]

Take this, man. I'll suck you. They trying to make me suck Leonardo together.

[David Lee Corbo]

But I'll do it to you if you get me out of here.

[Top Lobster]

That's crazy. That's a crazy thing, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean. Yeah. So, I mean, listen to the story so far though, right? He's like.

[Top Lobster]

He runs out of this house and.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, they. No, they drive.

[Top Lobster]

I think he said he slapped. He sl. He probably slapped the truck.

[David Lee Corbo]

He said, I slap. Ran up to him. Run up to him. Don't give him. Don't give him away out of this.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what that is.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a crazy saying.

[Top Lobster]

This is what I think he's talking about.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

We're trying to.

[David Lee Corbo]

So now he's.

[Top Lobster]

We need a translator.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's run out of the tree seat of McLaren and he's now pressed the button. He pressed the button. He's. Because he's. And then now he is trying to get a mailman to drive away with him in his truck. That's how scared he is. Yeah, that's what I'm. I'm really. I'm. We're doing this guy a lot of favors.

[Top Lobster]

This is crazy.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

Please just take me down to the bottom. It was God. He took me down to the bottom night.

[Top Lobster]

He was a camera.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

You ain't got to believe me. I don't care. I really saw this. I believe it, and it made me.

[Top Lobster]

It's a heart waffle.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a heart waffle.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what any of this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stuff doesn't matter anymore.

[Top Lobster]

It doesn't even nothing matter. Dud.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

This. What made. That's what, like, made me know that the devil and God was real.

[David Lee Corbo]

Top is making fun of this guy. But they're probably wearing the same shoes. Z Man, you terrible human.

[Top Lobster]

All right, that is a fact.

[David Lee Corbo]

Now, that was a high level of.

[Top Lobster]

Why should I. Like, why should I give up? Like, look at these shoes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why would I grind my feet?

[Top Lobster]

Why would I grind my feet? These are nice sneakers.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, why are you doing that?

[Top Lobster]

I'm showing them the shoes, but it's like, they're nice. Like, so just because other dumb people wear them. I'm not. I feel like I'm elevating the shoe.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do they. Do they. Any of the Jordans you have. Do you feel like I could ball harder in these?

[Top Lobster]

Nah, These I would bust My ankle and I don't even tie them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. If they were probably laced the right way.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you got to lace them up all the way to the tie. I guess that's how Jordan was playing with the Sevens. Which is crazy because this is just like. This is not support.

[David Lee Corbo]

No. Well, I mean, you know, I often.

[Top Lobster]

Wonder, like, a lot of the basketball sneakers, they were playing in Converses. Like, how do you play in these?

[David Lee Corbo]

That. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, those are probably better than Converses, though. Yeah, a lot better than Converse.

[Top Lobster]

They are, but they're still. These are not. Like, I wouldn't play basketball.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't schmack a mailbox in those mo.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe the ones like the, the Jordan.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ones because they had actual, like, they were high tops, but they were leather and they were like reinforced. So.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they had the cushion at the top.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, when you're, when you're boxing and you get wrist wraps, like, that's really just several layers of one type of cloth.

[Top Lobster]

Yep.

[David Lee Corbo]

So, I mean, maybe.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, I don't know. I wouldn't play.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would.

[Top Lobster]

No. I've never felt like I'm gonna put on Jordans and then like jump higher. That's crazy. I wouldn't even play in these. I'm not trying to crease them up, baby. You know what I'm saying? That's true. Because what you got to understand is that the three seated McLaren, it's got a button at the top up. So when you put this has like no context, no reason.

[David Lee Corbo]

He just has to flex. They can't. It wasn't even your car, the main focus. Like, I know more about the 3 seater McLaren than I do about the mansion that you were in or the demon you saw or any of those things.

[Top Lobster]

Like, was Leonardo there?

[David Lee Corbo]

He didn't even describe the way the dude's face transformed, but he did say he's like, well, you know, like, when you're in a three seater McLaren, there's a button on. Do you know there's a button on the top. He didn't bother to say, like, this is what the guy's face transformed you.

[Top Lobster]

I bet you, number one, he doesn't even know who Leonardo DiCaprio.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no. If you watch it, he did not know who. Who.

[Top Lobster]

He could have been any white dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no. He's like, you GOTTA Let Leonardo DiCaprio peg you. And he literally goes.

[Top Lobster]

He's like.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm like, who that?

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna tell you right now, this is what happened. He wasn't at it. Look at those Pokemon cards. Look at this. This guy, he's over the moon.

[David Lee Corbo]

I am pumped about that. I can see it, right? I put blastoise to the top stop. And I look over, and he's looking at me. All right, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.

[Top Lobster]

I'm saying, here's what I think happened to this kid. He was at a party.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And maybe these were famous rappers, or maybe These were just SoundCloud rappers. Who knows? Leonardo DiCaprio was not there. It was just another white dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, he wasn't saying that. He was there. He. Are you saying that he can't differentiate one white man from another white man?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. If you don't. If you've never seen. Listen, man, I'm sure that there's an entire economy of, like, black actors that I don't know about. Like, oh, black rappers.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah. I don't know who.

[Top Lobster]

They could have told me this dude has songs on the radio. I'd be like, all right.

[David Lee Corbo]

Every time they go, he was shot over the weekend. We lost. And I go, I've never heard of Little bit mailbox schmack in my whole life. And they have. The whole community is, you know, real bummed out about it. And I'm like, I've never heard of these people at all.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I mean, it seems sad, but. Did you hear before we go, did you hear that Cole got bit by a dog?

[David Lee Corbo]

Did he really?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, man. Long time coming.

[Top Lobster]

Fun turn of events. It was something like he was gonna go for a run, but he decided not to because of some weird, some strange something about, like, I don't know, he ate sausages just. So he decided to ride a bike instead. And since he rode the bike, he went in a different place and a dog bit him. Pitbull bit him. Yeah, A big nasty bite on. So I said, what were you wearing?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

No answer.

[David Lee Corbo]

I bet you really tiny shorts.

[Top Lobster]

Small shorts, always. And then definitely like those shoestring. You could see your nipple on one side or the other.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stupid fat ass.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Big, juicy, stupid fat shitter.

[David Lee Corbo]

Big fat shitter. I don't think. I think you should not put that dog down, man. That's pretty cool.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, whatever.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, well, we gotta. We're gonna cut the stream now to all you disgusting poor people. And we're actually gonna get into conspiracy content after this. I swear. We have a lot of it.

[Top Lobster]

That was kind of conspiracy.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was. It was just. We would have never Gone that long. Had I known that he was gonna say goofy like that? I watched a little bit, and I said, we'll watch.

[Top Lobster]

This seems like a good.

[David Lee Corbo]

I cut it way before he ever said smack a mailbox or any of that. Anyway, guys, we're gonna get into real conspiracy. Want to continue watching patreon.com Nephilim des Squad, head over there, engage with the live chat, watch the rest of the show. The backlog of content and more await you over there on patreon.com Nel see you. Bye.

[Top Lobster]

Later, Nancy. Nancy's back.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy's back. There she is. Are you okay, Nancy? Why don't you. Why don't you say something? Why don't you speak? She's not back.

[Top Lobster]

She's not back. I don't know. I don't even know if Nancy's real. We've met her in real life, but she might be some sort of, like, a robot.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know what to do for her. We got to figure it out. I don't know if we have to pay for Nancy's equipment. That's what we need to do. I think we need to put some show funds to the side and buy Nancy better equipment because I think she's having a stroke.

[Top Lobster]

We should do a fundraiser for Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a good idea. You know what we should do? We should make a Nancy shirt, and then only the proceeds from that shirt, they go straight to Nancy for. For, you know, stuff like that. I think she's actually dming us. Like, I can't talk. I can't. I can't do anything. I'm frozen out of this anyway. All right, so let's. Let's bring up. I see you have cashmen there. What's that?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. Yeah, this was something interesting. It's a dark video from Shane Cashman, but you want to check it out?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, let's check it out.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, let's. Let's check it out. All right, let's pull that up. Boom.

[David Lee Corbo]

We got a half cat. I offered him to come on the show, and he was like, honestly, dude, the Bohemian Grove thing was real bad for my reputation.

[Top Lobster]

Is that what he said?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, he didn't say that, but you could imagine he did. Oh, wait. Nancy said something in the chat. She's like, I'm saying something, but you can't hear me. Let's see what she says. Let's read it out loud.

[Top Lobster]

She's the only Asian. You can't hear me?

[David Lee Corbo]

You can't hear me? No, Nancy, we Can't hear you. You know what?

[Top Lobster]

Asian that doesn't know how to use technology. It's wild.

[David Lee Corbo]

After she got kicked out and then came back in, I bet you it did something. We have to introduce her mic to the stage. But not her again.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, she's not on the stage. This is the problem.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is the problem.

[Top Lobster]

Add yourself to stage. What are you saying?

[Nancy]

Nancy, can you hear me?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, okay, you're good. Or I shut up now. Speak when spoken to.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, let's go. Let's see what Cashman has said. What is that skinny Bert Kreischer in the top right corner?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know, but let's. Well, let's watch this favorite public figure here.

[Shane Cashman]

This is a man of the people. This guy is going to deliver the Bigfoot corpse directly to you for $7. Well, between 7 and $9 at the new York State Fair, so.

[Top Lobster]

That guy apparently killed a Bigfoot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, not unheard of.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I've never heard of that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard. I heard a story on. On Merkel about some guys that killed a young one. And when they. They were like. They knew they had something crazy, they cut it open. It had two hearts.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[David Lee Corbo]

Two diaphragms.

[Top Lobster]

I missed that episode.

[David Lee Corbo]

Or like, not two diaphragms to vo voice. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Vocal cords?

[David Lee Corbo]

No. You know, it had extra stuff in it. And. And it was. You know, and then. And then the feds came in and took it. So if you believe that story, this isn't the first time I've heard this.

[Top Lobster]

Story of where they've trapped it.

[David Lee Corbo]

It.

[Top Lobster]

They trapped the dog man in the house, and then. I don't remember what happened.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy, add yourself to the stage and. And tell me real quick. Before the show started, you had brought up some sort of. I saw, like, a Bigfoot website, and. And you said it belonged to somebody that we had on the show, and I. I was unclear as to what the hell you were talking about.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, she was speaking in, like, ancient Enochian, but I understood some.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, what. Who. Who's. Whose website was that, Nancy?

[Top Lobster]

She's muted.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, wait, she brought it up. She brought it up. Here, add that real quick. I just want to see what this is.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, hold on. Go ahead and play that, Nancy. Whatever this is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, scroll a little through it, because we can't scroll through it. Nancy, you have to unmute your mic.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, this is what she's. Okay, this is what she's talking about.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, it's the same thing.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, unmute your mic there. I don't think Nancy knows who Shane Cashman is, which is a little.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, she knows who Cashman is.

[Top Lobster]

She met him. She's like, I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

So. So what are we looking at here? This is the website of that guy. Yeah.

[Nancy]

Snake. The Bigfoot Hunter.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a cool name for a Bigfoot hunter.

[Top Lobster]

Do you guys know how close David was to not be in his name?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, back when I did DJ vw, it was. It was Cobra.

[Top Lobster]

Cobra. The Bigfoot Cobra. The Bigfoot Hunter.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's cool. Is there. Can you find any. Any pricing on here? I'd like to see some.

[Top Lobster]

He said $7. You could.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's see. View artifacts like Bigfoot's body, footprints and Bacalum. And Bacalum. What's Bacalum?

[Top Lobster]

Baculum. I know his back. Learn more of the history about our specimen. His name is Dak. I can't even read that. David, you've got the Hawkeyes. What does that say? Bigfoot's an omnivore.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. Yeah. Bigfoot's an omnivore Are fresh scat, feces. Sample provided us with a surprising amount of information about Bigfoot. The microscopic analysis has revealed a diet of both plant matter and animal tissue, making Dak. Dak an omnivore. The presence of parasites in his stool has indicated a scavenger's diet. Bigfoot has an abnormal skeletal structure. No Sherlock. He's like eight feet tall.

[Top Lobster]

But they got it. They're saying they have the dead. But if buy your tickets sold separately, then the New York State Fair proceeds go to further DNA testing thing. So they're not going to show up. They don't have any pictures of this.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's no way that this guy would be toting the corpse of Bigfoot around the New York State Fair. Although I've been to the New York State Fair, and there's some fun.

[Top Lobster]

That's an interesting one. Go back up, Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, wait a second. Oh, no. Come on.

[Top Lobster]

That doesn't even look like he's in the same spot.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know what's going on there. Yeah, that. That looks AI.

[Top Lobster]

That looks stunningly fake.

[David Lee Corbo]

It looks very fake.

[Top Lobster]

I want to, like, even the plant over it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it all looks fake. It looks so fake. Why is this fake? Face look like it's made of spaghetti.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that's how you know it's real.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, how many fingers does he have? Kind of hard to tell. He put the fucking words right over.

[Top Lobster]

The language every time. You curse now? I'm gonna take a card.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, no, no, no. All right. Chill out, bro.

[Top Lobster]

That's not real.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whoa. What do you think, Nancy? Is this real?

[Top Lobster]

Finding Bigfoot the right way. Look at this guy. I want to get him on the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

I want Nancy's opinion.

[Nancy]

It's not real.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why would you be so dismissive, Nancy?

[Nancy]

I don't know. It's a good way to make money, I guess.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. For 12 years, he pursued the elusive creature. But it was his discovery in the fall of 2024 that catapulted him from local lore to the center of cryptid controversy. When is this. When is this event happening?

[David Lee Corbo]

You want to go?

[Top Lobster]

Well, I mean, but when is it, though?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't want to look at a guy like that and think that he actually killed Bigfoot. October 1st, 2024. Yeah. Okay. This is where you killed it, but.

[Top Lobster]

At the New York State Fair.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh. August 20th through September 1st. We're not gonna be able to make that. Not gonna be. Not gonna be able to. No. Damn heavily here. I want to just read this description. Go and put specimen story in the. In the middle so I could read a little bit more. October 1st. In 2024, the Adirondack Mountains. Our team of investigators, led by Snake, the Bigfoot hunter Charles Snake Stewart, discovered a Bigfoot specimen. The creature nicknamed Dak, based on its location in the Adirondack. Okay. Is approximately 8ft in height and heavily muscled with a thick. Thick veiny brown hair covering the majority of its body. Deeply weathered facial features are a mix of human and ape like characteristics, including a heavy brow ridge and a wide, powerful ass.

[Top Lobster]

There were no obvious signs of trauma or injuries of the body. The cause of death is unknown. DNA testing done at Cornell University show Neanderthal linkage. This is the missing item. I hate this guy. All right, let's see what. Let's hear what Shane has to say.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know why Nancy thinks this isn't real, though.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Nancy, it's a gorilla.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I mean, it's a peculiar looking.

[Top Lobster]

Gorilla and a lot of dead gorillas.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is a dead girl. Okay. Actually, yeah, now that you put it that way. I do want to take her expertise.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I mean, if we're gonna like our resident expert on death, why else do we have her here?

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Let's see what Shane's saying. Because Shane seems to like this guy Snake. Also, Shane a shoe in for our news program. I don't know why we haven't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's that's genius.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's obvious.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Almost too obvious.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. Right.

[Top Lobster]

Almost suspicious.

[Shane Cashman]

This is one of the last ve. Vestages of the American dream. This guy is living life. I am going to put aside all of my skepticism that I ever talked about, and I'm throwing everything into this. This is my crypto. I want this guy to succeed. I want him to have a Netflix show. I want this Bigfoot to be exonerated, vindicated. I want him to have a pit viper sponsorship. I think this is the future. I am so happy for my home state of New York. He will be in the horticulture tent next to, like, a giant baked potato, perhaps. So that does put a lot of gravity to the situation.

[Top Lobster]

Also, if it was, like, done in Cornell, wouldn't we have heard of this?

[David Lee Corbo]

Cornell? Cornell is what? New York.

[Top Lobster]

Cornell University is like an Ivy League school. It's one of, like, the eight or whatever that exists.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I mean, yeah, it's like. Like, even if you. What are you supposed to pretend that the. Is this guy in Raven's old studio. It's dark as hell. Even if you tried to dismiss it as, like, yeah, he's allowed to put it in. In the New York State Fair because there's no official body that gives a shit about it. It's like, well, that's not true.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's an entire community of. Of evolution, you know, enjoyers.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wouldn't scramble to this and be like, look, see, this proves evolution.

[Top Lobster]

Merkel would be all over this. That's true, too.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I mean, it depend. Right.

[Top Lobster]

But Merkel is in Florida right now, avoiding us. That's right.

[David Lee Corbo]

He went wrong the wrong way. He was like, I just. I had. I went south.

[Top Lobster]

I went.

[David Lee Corbo]

I should have headed north. Now I'm down here with these guys.

[Shane Cashman]

My opinion, and I just like that he's bypassing science. I mean, who needs science? Science died. I mean, during COVID Science. The experts, that was the first casualty.

[Top Lobster]

That's true.

[Shane Cashman]

We don't need them. We need the people.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Shane Cashman]

The people are behind this Bigfoot corpse. I don't care what money maker says and whatever frauds he's up to trying to discredit someone as amazing and honorable Snake here on Inverter World Live. We are with you. I believe you. I want to see this in all its glory. His Bigfoot course will be wedged between.

[Top Lobster]

I wonder if he does show, if he'll. Come on.

[David Lee Corbo]

Snake.

[Top Lobster]

Snake. The Bigfoot hunt.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, seems like he's busy right now. He's he's got a tent set up at the New York State.

[Top Lobster]

They probably have WI fi, though. They probably have better WI fi than Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh. Oh. Coming at you live from the New York State Fair, side by side with the corpse of Bigfoot. Why not welcome the nephilim? Yeah, I guess we should reach out to him. But Nancy thinks it's fake.

[Top Lobster]

I don't care if it's fake. I think a lot of this. The things. I'm gonna say a curse word.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

I think a lot of the things we hear on the show is probably fake.

[David Lee Corbo]

Probably.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you think is the fakest thing we've ever heard on this show?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's a. Hold on. That's.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's actually really difficult. Chad. Chat. Chat. We could use some help for that one. What is. What is the fakest thing we've ever heard?

[Top Lobster]

Do you want to see people get real mad?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Well, hold on. Wait. Nancy said something in the private chat. Nancy, you can. You can say things out loud.

[Top Lobster]

You could just say it.

[David Lee Corbo]

You could just say it.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, you can just say things.

[David Lee Corbo]

My WI fi is great. My computer sucks. That was. That was a.

[Top Lobster]

That sounds like a cop out, but all right, all right. The fakest thing that we've heard on the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. Okay. All right. Let's put it to the side first, you know, because Scott says dancing tents. The little season. F.J. pool says the little season is the fakest thing. I mean, every once in a while, it's like they come with really cool information, but then there's, like, certain things that there's just no answer for.

[Top Lobster]

Sure.

[David Lee Corbo]

Demon erasers Made a burnt offering to a deity. He believes in God in order to gain powers over the spiritual realm.

[Top Lobster]

You think that that was fake Aiming rat.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're fake.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

How about that? Aiming right.

[Top Lobster]

In other news, Hulk Hogan was not.

[David Lee Corbo]

What?

[Top Lobster]

He didn't die. He was killed. Who.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who could pull it off?

[Top Lobster]

Honestly, I don't know. I mean, he's a big dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's a big ass dude.

[Top Lobster]

He's a big dude. So. New accusations claim Hulk hog these. This is real news.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do you think you could have taken him in his. In his. Whatever age he died at? I guess he died at, like, 60, right? Something sometime around there.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. But I like the build of old men when they, like, were bodybuilders and they're kind of, like, flabby, but they got the muscle on the tops a little bit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's like.

[Top Lobster]

I appreciate. What I really like is, like, the side Flap of the. That goes all the way.

[David Lee Corbo]

Breast tissue.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's just like. That's like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. That long crease that stretches all the way. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Goals.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what it says? Power.

[Top Lobster]

It says. Yeah. Had power. Had power. So it says Bubba the Love Sponge isn't backing down from his claims surrounding. Who? Bubba the Love Sponge. Everybody knows.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, okay.

[Top Lobster]

In a new update, he didn't just die. Hulk Hogan was killed in. Bubba insisted that this. Is this bubba from, like, 3D. The Dudley Boys.

[David Lee Corbo]

The Dudley Boys 3D?

[Top Lobster]

I don't think so. No, no. So that the circumstances around Hogan's passing don't add up. He flat out said someone is covering something up, suggested foul play.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think this is Bubba from. From the Dudley Boys.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I like it. Well, I mean, listen, this is my new.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, no. J.J. says he was a shock jock on terrestrial radio. Okay, so this is a radio station from Howard Stern.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, all right. So, yeah, he's just saying something. He's been warning since June 18 that something was seriously wrong with Hogan's health. He claimed that several daily conver. He claimed he had several daily conversations about it and even called out people who brushed him over off. The names that he listed directly were Eric Bischoff, Brian Blair, Nick Hogan and Jimmy Hart.

[David Lee Corbo]

What? Eric Bischoff is like one of the early. He married him to the managers of.

[Top Lobster]

Of WCW.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And I think he married into the McMahons.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, did he? No, no, no, no, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

Eric Bischoff wasn't married to one of the daughters of Vince McMahon.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, that was. That's Triple H. So now there's no autopsy, no toxology report, no official investigation from the county medical examiner. Bubba says warning signs were impossible to ignore. In a previous video, he showed Hogan's death certificate and pointed out that the line for medical examiner case number read not applicable.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's. That's. That. That's suspicious. You would think that you would want real closure when it comes to the death of Hulk Hogan.

[Top Lobster]

Look at that was Hulk. Hulk Hogan murder.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's how you thumbnail.

[Top Lobster]

That's how you thumbnail.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's how you thumbnail. Yeah, that's a banger of a thumbnail.

[Top Lobster]

Who cares whose show this is? Who cares who's on it?

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, Nancy, do you think this is true? Do you think Hulk. You know what I'm gonna start doing? Every time we get something, I'm gonna ask what Nancy thinks. Nancy, do you think that Hulk Hogan was murdered?

[Nancy]

Probably.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy's like a Magic 8 ball. You shake her and she Just says, like the one thing could be, could be.

[Top Lobster]

Ask me again. Ask again in five minutes when my comp works. Later, ask when I have less tabs open.

[David Lee Corbo]

Unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, this could be, this could very well be. But this is the news that we're bringing you today. This is the kind of hard hitting stuff that we want to present to you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I want to believe that he was murdered. I don't want to believe that a man who was clearly the peak of, of male fitness would have just expired by natural causes.

[Top Lobster]

But also, why would Eric Bischoff and Jimmy Hart want to have murdered him?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, they might want to. I'll tell you why.

[Top Lobster]

Signs point to yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Signs point to yes. I think it's because he didn't want to get pegged by Leonardo DiCaprio. No, I mean, like he really did get tied up into some weird stuff towards the end there. I mean, him ripping his shirt off at the RNC was a little bit strange.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it seems like his political cat, but not his political capital, but the capital that he had stored up in wrestling. Wrestling was just like zeroed out.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I don't really believe that that is true. But then again, that whole audience did hiss and boo at him, but in that way it's like, damn. So all of a sudden you go from being the most iconic face in, in wrestling, which I think is true. Carrot Top is next, everybody. You heard it here first. Honestly, she predicted something pretty crazy. Ozzy's dead. Yeah, yeah, maybe could well be the case. But you, you go from being the most iconic face in wrestling and I, I still hold to that. Some people try to go, oh, stone cold Steve Austin. I think those people are. Hulk Hogan was the most iconic face when it came to wrestling. He was synonymous with wrestling.

[Top Lobster]

Look at what they're doing. So they've taken out Hulk. Hulk. And then this is like, this is again, the politics is theater sort of thing where you're building people up and taking them out. This is entertainment. Hulk Hogan is built.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he's muscly.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no. I mean he's, he's built purposefully throughout a number of years by Vince McMahon to become this sort of whatever, you know, superstar that he is. Yeah, because it's not necessarily like skill. I mean, he's a good wrestler.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, but he's a, he's a hype man. You know, 10,000 screaming Hulkamaniacs and you could argue he wasn't the, the best hype man. But.

[Top Lobster]

Well, it's, it's also the script that they're giving him, like, he's. He's allowed to go and, like, no. Sell punches or, like. I don't know. The Rock hits him with his finisher and he kicks out at one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Like, this kind of stuff, like, that's not allowed in wrestling, but Hulk Hogan was allowed to do it because he's being built up to a certain point, all the way up until, like, now we have Vince removed. Hulk Hogan is booed, so he's out. Vince is now facing sexual. Not just sexual harassment, but sexual sex trafficking charges based. Kind of crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So he's out.

[David Lee Corbo]

He looks rough, too.

[Top Lobster]

He looks like a Korean woman.

[David Lee Corbo]

You. You said that he looks like he's been dead for two weeks. I think he definitely does look like a Korean woman. Yeah, he looks like he's. He's being puppeted and he's filled with formaldehyde.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I'm going to pull up a picture.

[David Lee Corbo]

Of Vince the Nether Knight, trying to be the voice of reason. I don't want to hear your reasonable takes. The Nether Knight, he says he was, like, 72. Okay. And he had some major spine and joint injuries. He also had fought off an addiction to painkillers.

[Top Lobster]

Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo]

Vince McMahon looking like a Korean woman. Scroll back up. There was one. Right, right, right. Go to the right. No, I mean, just like, drag your mouse to the right.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. There's a Most recent. The most.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. The one where he's, like, in the chair. I don't like Vince McMahon with a mustache. That was weird. Oh, my God. He looks like a Korean dictator.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. He looks like. Like. What is that, Joseph Stalin?

[Top Lobster]

But it doesn't stop there. It gets. It gets worse. I mean, this is.

[David Lee Corbo]

What the.

[Top Lobster]

Dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's an argument for. That's not Vince McMahon.

[Top Lobster]

Honestly, this is not.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know who that guy is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, look at. His eyes. Got so tiny.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's not. It's. I mean, he looks like a guy that's filled with formaldehyde.

[David Lee Corbo]

He does look like he's filled with. Just filled with formaldehyde.

[Top Lobster]

Is that. Is that AI? He's like. Yeah, I don't know who that is. But so whatever. Vince McMahon is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Out of the way. Nancy, do you think that's Vince McMahon?

[Top Lobster]

It's fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's fine.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, she does think it's Vince McMahon. Is he next?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, is Vince McMahon next? That's a good question.

[Nancy]

No, it's Carrot Top.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

My bad.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ric Flair is up there. I saw somebody in the chat say Ric Flair, and. And that's true. Ginny says he looks like an opera singer. He does look like an opera singer. Oh, man, I see what you got.

[Top Lobster]

So Vince McMahon has been moved out of the way. And then you got to wonder for what reason. And then you look at politics and how intrinsically tied in politics are with the wrestling family, with the ufc, and I forget the name of this, like, overarching company now that has bought all these things, but it's like Disney. No, no, it's not Disney. It's like, title or something like that. They own ufc. They own wwe. It's crazy. And then, like, their Saudi involvement as well. Dude, I know, it's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think the. The Saudi love wrestling.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think they care.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think they love it. What was that guy's name? Shit. Salami the Swami. What the hell was his name? He was Iron Chic. Iron Chic, Wow.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

How did you.

[Top Lobster]

I know these things.

[David Lee Corbo]

I said Salami, Swami.

[Top Lobster]

No, no. Here's the thing, though.

[David Lee Corbo]

This sounds like a cartoon character.

[Top Lobster]

There's been Saudi involvement in 9, 11 in our government. I know, I know. This is like Qatar stuff. But it is true. They are involved to some form or fashion. There's a lot of money flowing in and out of there. In Saudi Arabia we host them for, they do, like, the crown jewel. They're actually thinking about doing a second WrestleMania in Saudi Arabia, which is. No, that is heresy. There should be one WrestleMania a year. You do that one time.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, as long as it doesn't just give the Saudis one. One.

[Top Lobster]

No, but they're gonna air it.

[David Lee Corbo]

But you're just. You're a little butt hurt about Odyssey.

[Top Lobster]

Well, look. Look at that. I. I didn't even. I wasn't even thinking about Odyssey. But, yeah, see, there's some. There's something weird going on, and I don't. I don't know what it is. Anyway, let's move on.

[David Lee Corbo]

Saudis.

[Top Lobster]

It's the Saudis.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, hold on. Can we play some toad music? Because I gotta piss hard.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, boy. I gotta find toad music.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fine. Take your time. Let's read with the chat a little bit. And I know you're probably against this because you hate them, but I would love for this show to. To really help, you know, bring us closer to the chat again.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, hey, by the way. Yeah, we'll be on.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, shit. That's right.

[Top Lobster]

Bring that up for 20 minutes or something like that. But we'll be on with Alex Stein.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why did he make me point to you.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, because I'm. Because I'm me.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're. Why did he make you look so much taller, too?

[Top Lobster]

Well, because. Yeah, I don't know why they did anything, but. Anyway, we'll be on tonight. I have no idea what we're going to talk about. It's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah, I know. We're. We're moving on up. We're moving forward. Look at our camera. Moving on up. All right, let me find some stuff. We told go read the chat to.

[David Lee Corbo]

A deluxe apartment in the sky. Prime time. Stein, baby, let's go. Yeah, Zman likes prime time. But I was saying I would like for this. This show to be more. More chat involved. And that's also what I was hoping that Nancy, you know, we pay her a lot of money. And I'm saying, Nancy, if you could just also please bring up the chat a lot, a lot. And help us to. To navigate. That Amon rat just keeps telling me to read. Read 1 Thessalonians 5:26. It's just like every two seconds he's screaming at me to read some different scripture. Spencer P. Says I kiss my pastor.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[David Lee Corbo]

On the cheek. And. And he asked, why did you do that? I said, greet one another with a holy kiss. He made it a lesson in hermeneutics. Hermeneutics? Human critics.

[Top Lobster]

That's weird. So wait, who's asking you to read the scripture?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, it's Ayman Rat. He's screaming. He's just a psycho.

[Top Lobster]

And trusting.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't trust him at all. He keeps saying that I'm fat.

[Top Lobster]

Well, no, I mean. Let's go. Go to the bathroom.

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you.

[Unknown Guest]

Caught here in the fiery bliss Won't lose my will to stay I try night to travel through the night the it's a ridden weather the barren empty sighs no acknowledged words to get you out Me as I'm starting to burn Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction My confidence is leaving me all I own no one can see me and you know the attentions I you're just in mind to say the rarely d Nights will take me to the right My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite Tomorrow might not make it Everything's all right Are you mental? Fiction Follow me Show me what it's like to be sad can't you whet me as I'm starting to burn Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction My confidence is leaving me on my own no one can see me and you know I don't want the attention so sorry I've been staying too long My vision so unclear Clear now Take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things are what they seem Caught here in a fiery place boy Lose my will to stay but these eyes won't see the same After I live today Sometimes I don't know why we rather live than die we look up towards the sky for answers to our lives we may get some solutions but most just pass us by don't watch a resolution cuz I can make it right I make a beautiful yeah it gets rid of all the pain and pain can't you help me? As I'm starting to burn too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction My confidence is leaving me on my own no one can save me and you know I want the attention so sorry All I need to love My vision so unclear Come here now Take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things what they seem I know it from the storm all these good ideas will tear your brain apart A panda scandal you can follow me on I am too into it to live a mind.

[David Lee Corbo]

I really like the face he made at the end.

[Top Lobster]

Tremendous.

[David Lee Corbo]

By the way, Aiming Rat keeps screaming at me, calling me a fat bald monster.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, he saw. Yeah. Ayman Rat wanted us to read.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, he said read 1 Peter 5:14.

[Top Lobster]

Well, the first Thessalonians, it just says, greet all brethren, brethren with a and holy kiss.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then Peter 1 Peter 5:14 says, Greet one another with a kiss of love. Peace to all you who are in Christ. Look, there's a lot of things that I'm going to have to ask Jesus to forgive me about.

[Top Lobster]

You could pay. You can follow Toad at Patreon. He's at like, learn to toad on Patreon. I think he's one of the suggested guys on our Patreon. So go there and I think you could pay him for covers.

[David Lee Corbo]

So are you going to start kissing your friends?

[Top Lobster]

Friends? No.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

That's gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Private chat. Nancy says that Toad has a finger injury and he said that he can't play the ukulele or masturbate, which honestly is probably good for him. This is a good question. Now, I never advocate for masturbation, but I do recognize that for Toad he really has no other option.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I just wonder, like, I'm not advocating, I'm not even ask you. I'm just saying, like, do you think think even Jesus is like, just do It.

[Top Lobster]

No, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. I'm just saying it's like, what do you do?

[Top Lobster]

Well, this is old tower gang lore, but we got Packer. What?

[David Lee Corbo]

What? What's. What's. What's old tower gang lore that he.

[Top Lobster]

He doesn't. I don't even know if we should say this on the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, no, it's something that Toad doesn't do well.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, because, like, he's found the.

[David Lee Corbo]

The.

[Top Lobster]

The loophole in it, and the loophole, for some reason for him is not finishing, but still doing it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, no.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, so. Oh, no, no, no. What he does is. Sorry. Just played Toad again.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was playing only for us. I think we were like, what the.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, what he does now is like. Because I, like, I was like, hey, I'm real proud of you, man. Because he said, like, I gave up watching that stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's all awesome.

[Top Lobster]

Or. No, no, no. What did he say? I don't watch. It was weird. He's a weird guy. I think he said it in real life. He says, I don't watch it anymore, but he doesn't do it anymore. But he. But he does look.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Do you remember? I think it was so convoluted and ridiculous that I don't even remember.

[David Lee Corbo]

I do kind of remember there was something about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I was like. So then, like, you're still like, filling your brain with. With this smut.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Why are you doing it? And he's just like. I don't know. I just like to. I just like to peruse.

[David Lee Corbo]

I do. Yeah, that's right. I think he said something about, like, he doesn't. He doesn't pull pecker, but he does. He does peruse.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And it's like, that's almost worse.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I mean, you're. You're deadening yourself to just images of.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, it's worse, right? Because it's like soul crushing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Twitter has a real pornography problem. Problem. And, you know, you're pretty much not gonna see it unless you ever use Twitter as a search function.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which I'll do. Like, if I'm. If I'm typing in anything.

[Top Lobster]

Taco Tuesday.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't type in that. Yeah, that. That seems like a real gimmick.

[Top Lobster]

Every single time my kids are like, taco Tuesday. And I was like, taco Tuesday. That's.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then I look it up, like, don't do that. Well, okay, so that's the thing. I forgot what I was Looking at it was something about Trump. I used to have a notebook filled with. I think I still have it at the house. A bunch of, like, trump, facts, facts. And I was trying to type in something like two key words that I was hoping would bring it up. It was like a post by either, like, Nick Hinton or. Yeah, Trump facts. And instead, I'm scrolling and I'm looking for this post, and there's just a vagina, dude. It's crazy. And I. I was like. I. I saw it and I went. It was like a crazy vagina. Like, I remember being mad. I remember being like. Because it was clearly the. The owner of the vagina was, like, an elderly woman. Woman. And I'm like, what are you doing? And it was such an unflattering. Like, it was just, like, vagina, like, from. From.

[Top Lobster]

All right, we gotta stop. This is a Christian show.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right? I'm sorry. But it was. It was a lot. And I was really disgusted, and I was. I know, but what I. What I want to say is that I was happy that it provoked a disgusted response in me.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I was, like, based.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, good for you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, I got out of there, and I was like, man, show me that for. You know, I was mad at it. It looked really bad.

[Top Lobster]

Jesus Christ.

[David Lee Corbo]

What are you doing?

[Top Lobster]

Disgusting. That's gross.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, what do we got next?

[Top Lobster]

We got. We have. Let's do one more thing here, and then.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, we're gonna have to end it soon because we have to shoot a. A trailer for our new news show.

[Top Lobster]

How are we shooting it? All right, well, let's watch this. I don't know. You put this in the chat before.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a great. I like it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Let's see what it is created by.

[Maverick Approach]

Someone who has schizophrenia on what it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Feels like to have these hallucinations. Check it out. Why is this. Dr. G.

[Top Lobster]

This is what the grock AI images sound like.

[David Lee Corbo]

They do. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

When they generated, they sound a lot like this.

[David Lee Corbo]

My. My wife was telling me a story about, like, a new contact that's being developed, and the first people that were using it. I don't know what the contact did that was different. I don't know if it was, like, an augmented reality contact. Whatever. I don't think it was. I think it had infrastructure night vision technology in it, and. And they stopped using it immediately because all they were seeing was, like, faces.

[Top Lobster]

Everywhere, like, this kind of stuff. Like.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it reminds me of this. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah. Because they probably are. They're they're everywhere. You know, you have these familiar spirits watching Toad peruse pornhub and. And they're everywhere all the time. And they're probably just saying, you know, things like that. You know, they're just mumbling and commenting as he.

[Top Lobster]

As he peruses are ifloaters. Schizophrenia.

[David Lee Corbo]

BBC.

[Top Lobster]

So is this an app? Do you got to pay for this app?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I think what that is is a. It's like a VR thing where you can draw in 3D space, but you just select your, your, Your tool. To be schizophrenia? No, no, no. To be translucent. So you're drawing these images with translucent, you know, graphics around. And then. Yeah, I guess you just get some sort of. Of backdrop noise that. Or background noise that does. Just mumbling.

[Top Lobster]

It's horrific. Yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Now think about a schizophrenic person that's in the streets. Like, leave me alone. Like, that's exactly.

[Top Lobster]

Think about all the schizophrenic people that are watching this right now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, they're probably. Yeah, a good amount of them. Honestly.

[Top Lobster]

They probably can't even hear.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hear it.

[Top Lobster]

It's probably like white noises.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, what are they doing? They're just looking at videos of birds.

[Top Lobster]

Like, how come they're not talking? Isn't it. They're waiting for Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, wait, Nancy's saying, dig in the chat. Let's see what she says. Read her private chat comments out loud. Let's do that. Yeah, you don't have to act it out. Raven looks like pain and panic from her. Oh, man, good call.

[Top Lobster]

Pain and panic.

[David Lee Corbo]

Pain and panic. They were. What's his names? Wow. There you go. And they even kind of sound like him a little. Little bit. That's funny.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I mean, look at them.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're real dipshits. Good job, Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

They're real bad people.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're real bad people. Yeah. Why, Amy Rat. Why are you just playing a normal video?

[Top Lobster]

Is this how they perceive?

[Maverick Approach]

Now, obviously this is just one individual's experience, but I'm curious for anyone else.

[Top Lobster]

That that has schizophrenia, how much it.

[Maverick Approach]

Lines up with your experience?

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me know below. For those interested in this fascinating condition, the description has a lot more info. Yeah, I'm not interested in the medical industry's take on this fascinating condition. Thank you very much. Homosexual doctor. It's interesting how they. They put it in a chair. You know what I mean? Like, it was like sitting in a chair. The face was in a chair. Yeah, Yeah, I would say that that's probably pretty. Pretty close. But like you said, that's One individual experience. So we're talking magnitudes. Right. If we do believe. I think there's something to the theory that everybody is experiencing it on some level. Just that schizophrenics have it dialed up to 10. The ones who are at 10 probably see a lot of, like, I told you, my aunt saw what she just said was the devil, and he smelled like sulfur, and he was, you know, there standing at the top of the landing at the stairs. So probably not looking like squiggly, translucent dudes, but something actually standing there. There. But that's not her baseline. She's not always just rolling around with the devil. So. So maybe in. When it's not super intense, she's seen, you know, like, that. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

That's a rough one, because it does look like they. They appear as, like a. I don't know if you saw Casper the Friendly Ghost. Yeah, like older brother.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, they goofy faces like that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And. And almost translucent and kind of. It was like. It's like a VR. They were like VR apparitions.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And that always stuck with me as a child. I'm like, yeah, it kind of. Kind of does look like that. But the. The consistent whispering and like, well, that's nonsense. Babbling is crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

So if that is the constant soup that we're swimming in, there's a real reason that God's like, you don't want to. We're not going to let you perceive the spiritual realm.

[Top Lobster]

He's like, these guys won't shut. They won't shut up.

[David Lee Corbo]

You literally won't be able to accomplish anything if you're just dealing with this constantly.

[Nancy]

Like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, you know when your kids just get to be too much and you want to stop what you're doing and just turn around and be like, cut it out. What are you doing? Like, you would be doing that constantly.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Screaming at nobody.

[David Lee Corbo]

Screaming at nobody.

[Top Lobster]

Watering your lawn.

[David Lee Corbo]

They probably also think it was pretty funny. You can't do anything to them. You have no recourse, I guess, flee, in the name of Jesus Christ, you know, that kind of a deal. But otherwise, yeah, they're just going to sit there and pester you incessantly. So is that a word that I made up up?

[Top Lobster]

No, incessantly is a word.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. Because I was like, did I. All right, I know what the other word.

[Top Lobster]

I almost.

[David Lee Corbo]

I thought I was like. Did I just say incestually?

[Top Lobster]

Dude, I don't know. But we got. We got gold. Yeah, probably. This looks like gold. And we're moving. We're moving right along.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

To our segment. I don't. I haven't made a drop.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. Yeah. Messages from Mom. That's.

[Top Lobster]

We have. We got black people content. We got preachers. We got all kinds of stuff today. So.

[David Lee Corbo]

Black preachers?

[Top Lobster]

Black. No, no, just black people on Tik Tok chat.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are you guys excited for messages from Mom?

[Top Lobster]

Please.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think this is going to become one of our favorite segments.

[Top Lobster]

Thumbs up in the chat for messages. I'm sure my mom is going to get very mad eventually about this when she sees it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, well.

[Top Lobster]

But it is what it is. And are these messages even sending?

[David Lee Corbo]

They should be messages from mom. F.J. fool says potassium is a common water softener that can smell like soap sulfur.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, here we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what's interesting about that? I wonder if my aunt was just. Because she was washing the dishes when she saw the devil. And. And, and my. The. The kitchen sink that she was operating at works on a water softener. Like, it's well water. A water softener thing.

[Top Lobster]

It's like this was a technical issue.

[David Lee Corbo]

She's just smelling like. Yeah, it's just a potassium, baby.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's see it stopped cursing David. How dare you. All right, we got black content. Oh, oh, my mom's on it. My mom.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do we watch this?

[Top Lobster]

No, we didn't watch this. This is a.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because I know we watched something about Mountain Dew predicts blackout. Maybe we didn't. Let her rip.

[Top Lobster]

Let it rip. Let it cook.

[Maverick Approach]

You guys, I am tired about being right about this Mountain Dew conspiracy because we're about to have a blackout, remember?

[David Lee Corbo]

I.

[Top Lobster]

First off, pretty good quality for a guy that doesn't know anything.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's. I didn't know that's where you were going. Look, he looks like a demon right there.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. Look at his eyes open and close. Mom, what are you sending me?

[David Lee Corbo]

What's going on here?

[Top Lobster]

I said, remember I told you he's going to tell us about how to get out of a three door Maybach.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I was in my three door Maybach and I pressed the button on the ceiling. I came out and I smacked the mailbox. And I told you it's all about Mountain Dew, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Anyway, Leonardo DiCaprio chasing me down this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Trying to have sex with my butt.

[Maverick Approach]

She to watch out for that flavor Baja Midnight. Well, guess what? Taco Bell is set to launch a permanent new flavor, Baja Midnight. Now, isn't it weird that Rosie o' Donnell puts out this cryptic ain't it weird?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't like Rosie o', Donnell, man. She is really hideous.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's donuts homie. Is that true?

[Top Lobster]

This guy here?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's what Younette says. And I believe everything, you know that says.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, well then if he's donuts homie, he's my homie.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's right. Forget all the not homie, like in a. He's my friend.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he's our friend. We like this guy, homie.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just cuz he's.

[Top Lobster]

I just have the initial inclination to make fun of the people that my mom sends me. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

But this guy, you could say now, now you just lie to your mom, say, I know this guy.

[Top Lobster]

Why is this guy got lizard eyes?

[David Lee Corbo]

Why is he got Liz? What up, donut?

[Top Lobster]

Let's keep watching because this guy, this. It's funny. This guy's on it. He knows. What's up.

[Maverick Approach]

Essays just last week.

[David Lee Corbo]

Black out the system. Black out the system.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. This dude's actually on it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I'll give him that. I. I'm not gonna lie to you too.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

I want to assault Rosie o'. Donnell.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, this guy is actually really good.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, I believe Vic. Not as much as I believe you.

[Top Lobster]

At, but in a. Let's go to the bathroom.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm not sure what he means by that, but I really don't like Rosie o', Donnell, man. She needs. Needs. She needs to be. I don't know what I can say.

[Top Lobster]

She's saying we need a full blackout of the system.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Maverick Approach]

And of course she's being all dramatic with a black hoodie, but she's clearly alluding to something like this. Blackoutthesystem.com just popped up and their slogan says, we're not asking, we're shutting it down.

[Top Lobster]

You got. How do these guys do such good research?

[David Lee Corbo]

I think they try.

[Top Lobster]

I think they try a little bit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, right. Probably just a little bit bit.

[Top Lobster]

What are we doing in the meantime?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, we're trying. We're making.

[Top Lobster]

I found all those Pokemon cards.

[David Lee Corbo]

Blastoise. Oh my God. Dude. Oh, man. Dude. But honestly. Yeah, if we tried it all. I mean, we're trying. You know, we're, we're, we're. Look at these cameras.

[Top Lobster]

This is our low effort show. Well, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, we put a lot of effort into the way that it looks.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. But not. I think that's what we're falling on. We're like caving. Everything looks good.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look, we just got to keep telling people that they're trying to make autistic kids telepathize. And we'll be good, man. That's all we got, baby.

[Top Lobster]

When we tell them that, they call us feds, but they literally don't invite.

[David Lee Corbo]

Us on their shows. I'd say that.

[Top Lobster]

Let's keep. Let's keep going, guys. This is a call to be on with Alex Stein tonight.

[Maverick Approach]

Action for a mass blackout to happen all over the United states, happening on September 16th through the 20th.

[Unknown Guest]

What?

[David Lee Corbo]

What did he. Wait. He put a date on it. I was zoning out.

[Top Lobster]

September 16th through the. This through the 20th.

[David Lee Corbo]

Thank God. We're not. We're gonna be back from New York by then.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. We'll be done with our soiree.

[David Lee Corbo]

Soiree with our jamboree. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So Chronicles is high effort.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I mean, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I mean, we got to think on that show. I haven't thought one thought.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, not on this.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just reacting. I'm just.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's it. Well, this is the show about. This is called Top and Raven React.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's it. Enjoy it. Sit back, shut up.

[David Lee Corbo]

20Th.

[Maverick Approach]

And this is what they want you to do. No work, no spending, no travel, no projects, no events, no restaurants. No backing out. Yeah, this sounds really safe for our economy.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

First of all, we're blacking out the system.

[Top Lobster]

September 17th.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

I'm talking about shutting down the whole grid.

[Top Lobster]

Who's that guy?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. But why is this black dude listening to Rosie o'? Donnell? Like, why is Rosie o' Donnell the person that tells you to do it and then you go, yeah, I'm gonna do it. Rosie o'. Donnell.

[Top Lobster]

Who's blacking out the system.

[David Lee Corbo]

What does that mean? Just like. Like being black and part of the system.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, I'm. I'm trying to pay attention.

[David Lee Corbo]

They've done this before, though. What they're saying is, like, we're not going to spend any money. We're not going to use any of their, you know, whatever. Maybe Netflix, you know, you're not going to watch their shit.

[Top Lobster]

But have they done this in conjunction with Mountain Dew?

[David Lee Corbo]

Donald.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that too.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't. I don't think the trifecta of Mountain Dew, Rosie o' Donnell, and not buying things has ever taken place. And that might be. Maybe that's the key. Maybe that's what's been missing the entire time. Time.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's see. The Mountain Dew conspiracy. Sounds dumb, but it tracks.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's. Yeah. That's how you know it's real, because it sounds so dumb.

[Top Lobster]

That's Elohim. No, no. Mountain Dew's real. That's real stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, we know. That's real economy, everything. No spending, no working.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

All of them.

[David Lee Corbo]

And we have created a discord. Wait a second.

[Top Lobster]

What this is.

[David Lee Corbo]

He said no working.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is this just so that he can call out a work? He's like, boss, didn't you hear? We blacking out.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's never gonna come on the show. That's fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm just saying, bro. That's it. They're. They're black.

[Top Lobster]

Should we be making this type of content where. Where we just, like, go like this.

[David Lee Corbo]

And we go, I honestly, I like that. Yeah. What do you guys think about that? Like, if Nancy's window was doing something and we were just like, yeah, hold on, hold on.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead.

[Nancy]

Your mom on the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a disaster. That's.

[Top Lobster]

That can't happen.

[Nancy]

Great idea.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a disaster. Nancy, you've not seen the situation as close as I have. I've seen this situation as close as I have. THEY ARGUE UNCOMFORTABLY I've seen this at a pleasant swimming pool barbecue outing.

[Nancy]

I think the people would love to see your mom top.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, they would, but you know what would come after that?

[Top Lobster]

They. They'd ask for more.

[David Lee Corbo]

They'd ask for more. If you give a mouse a cookie.

[Top Lobster]

Here's what you guys don't understand. I literally cannot. Like, I went into the house today, and it's just. I. I mean, what did she do today?

[David Lee Corbo]

What did you argue about this morning?

[Top Lobster]

I didn't argue with her. I actually did argue with her. You're right. And she goes, hey, what kind of. When you buy chop meat, and I know chopped meat's like a North east thing, what do you guys say? You guys say other things.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ground beef.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. But when you. She goes, when you buy chopped meat, where do you buy it from? And I go, what are you doing? What do you. I go, what are you after right now?

[David Lee Corbo]

The supermarket?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And she goes, well, where do you buy it and what kind? And I go, I don't know, I like a.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe a 80%, 20% or like a.

[Top Lobster]

That's not what she's asking. Asking.

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you want?

[Top Lobster]

She's asking like she's suspicious about what kind I'm buying. And I go, human. I just. The human kind. I. I tell her straight up, I go, I'm not doing this right now. And she goes, what?

[David Lee Corbo]

What. What exactly. What is this?

[Top Lobster]

And I go, I'm just not right now. I'm playing with the kids. Don't say that right now.

[Unknown Guest]

Don't say that right now.

[Top Lobster]

And then she goes, like, okay, but what brand? And I go, we're not gonna do this here.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. I don't even know the brand. And I just buy the. I just buy ground beef. Honestly, like, for me, I don't know. I don't know the brand. I just buy the beef.

[Top Lobster]

Do you see what she's getting at, though? I immediately know what she's gonna tell you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, hey. I go.

[Top Lobster]

I go, listen, not one word further. We're done. We are done with this. Whatever this is.

[David Lee Corbo]

This.

[Top Lobster]

I'm having a good day. And she goes, I'm just saying that it's poison. And I go, I told you.

[David Lee Corbo]

I didn't even tell you what brand.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't even tell you what brand. She goes, you got to buy this brand. She puts it on the table because we're playing domino's. And she goes, this one. And I was like, throw it off the table. And I. I'm not. I'm not doing this. And then she gets mad at me, and I'm just like. I just don't. I don't have the capacity.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right?

[Top Lobster]

The capacity for fear.

[David Lee Corbo]

She's like, yeah, no, no, I don't do that.

[Top Lobster]

I don't do that. I don't do that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Somebody sent something to my wife the other day, and they're just like, oh, my God, can you believe this is happening? And that same person also sends her, like, oh, my God, can you believe this sad thing is happening? But it's like, cry, fear, cry, fear, cry, fear, cry. You just live in a state of crying and being scared and crying and being scared and being scared while you're crying.

[Top Lobster]

And it's like, why you guys want that? You guys want to be scared?

[David Lee Corbo]

You guys want to see us sob on this show if.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, I'm sure that they're going to say, yeah, yeah. Top and his mother are way too much like me and my mother. Yes. I think that this is the relationship that most conspiracy theorists have. This is probably why I am a conspiracy theorist.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, my mom is a conspiracy theorist, too, but she.

[Top Lobster]

She's.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well. Oh, my God. Yeah, she does it.

[Top Lobster]

She's. It's made of people, and some of it is made of people.

[David Lee Corbo]

And guess what? It's delicious that we had to have.

[Top Lobster]

A talk with her about.

[David Lee Corbo]

What did she tell your kids, Dudes are so funny. We go out to breakfast the other day or lunch with you guys. Brunch and brunch. That's right. Because we're. We were wealthy now. And, And. And you go, my mom told my kids that the. The rock eats children.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And David goes, yeah, they do.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And then my son. My son goes, dwayne Johnson? Yeah, dude.

[Top Lobster]

He's like, yeah, Dwayne Johnson definitely eats babies.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And I was like, I know he does, but they don't need to know that right now. They need to know, like, because they're like, matt, Maui. They telling me, like, at night, like, Maui eats babies. And I go, yeah, where'd you hear that? And then they're actually telling me about this damn Mountain Dew thing. They're telling me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are they really?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, my kids are, like, telling me about the Days of Darkness. The five days of Darkness.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's too much, dude. See, the thing is, it doesn't matter if they know. It's not going to benefit them.

[Top Lobster]

What are you going to do about it?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, what I'm saying, like, if they don't know, or they do know about the five Days of Darkness, if it hits, you're just gonna parent either way. You know what I mean? Like, it's not gonna happen or it's not gonna help. Atma says what?

[Top Lobster]

My mom told me I was gonna get a brain eating amoeba from going swimming.

[David Lee Corbo]

When did that happen? Atma? Because my. My. My wife is so worried right now about parasites that you get from. From swimming. And I'm just like, dude, just swim.

[Top Lobster]

To be honest, that little river that you guys went in, that's probably where you do.

[David Lee Corbo]

What little river? Oh, Eaton.

[Top Lobster]

The one I didn't go.

[David Lee Corbo]

The one that you didn't go. And. Well, we went into a natural spring that was really beautiful. Had a giant.

[Top Lobster]

I was sick that day.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, not that day. There was a day that we went to, like a really nice spring, like a month ago or something like that. Juniper. Juniper Springs. It's not far from here.

[Top Lobster]

My mom.

[David Lee Corbo]

But like, you know, it was a beautiful body of water. Other people are there swimming. It's ice cold because it's coming up out of the. This. The springs. And. And, you know, my wife's like, ah, you know, but just like, maybe the parasites, huh? Maybe the. Maybe like a fungal. Fungal. What does he say? Top not going in the water. Wouldn't you know. That's right. Aiming rat. He doesn't know how to swim. Look, let's bring this black guy back up. I want to know about.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no, don't call him.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's what he. I mean, he's A wonderful black guy.

[Top Lobster]

His name is the Maverick. Approach.

[Maverick Approach]

Let's bring up Maverick shutting down the grid. You guys. Never in a million years I would expect to that a blackout will be self inflicted by its own citizens. Do they not know what kind of chaos ensues from this? I mean, have we not all seen the Purge? I mean, what if even cops participate in this? So we just have a lawless land across 50 states.

[Top Lobster]

Got it.

[Maverick Approach]

Not only that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Not gonna happen.

[Top Lobster]

I like this guy. If it's not gonna happen. But I do like that he's not like, you know, f the police. F the police. But.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

I do like that he's not playing that angle on it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well. Well, and I get what he's saying. Like he's expanding on the idea of like, you know what. How bad this could actually be. So you. You think this is a good thing? And what if other people were as dumb as you and they all actually participated and you know what kind of chaos that would cause?

[Top Lobster]

Like.

[David Lee Corbo]

I appreciate that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It's like if you. If you measure. I mean, we saw what happened with the lockdowns. Just with COVID It's horrific. The rebuilding that has to be done. I mean my. My cousin builds houses. They couldn't get windows for six months because they were shut down for like two weeks.

[David Lee Corbo]

The economic ramifications will not be seen until years down the line. Disastrous.

[Top Lobster]

Disastrous. Disastrous. All right. Let's. Let's.

[Maverick Approach]

28 countries around the world are supporting this. Of course they would. Because some of those people could be our enemies. And they want a shutdown to happen. So I guess it's just a coincidence.

[Top Lobster]

While all this is going on, Mountain.

[Maverick Approach]

Dew releases Baja Midnight as a permanent new flavor. A new flavor that they've had in 20 years. I'm 300 at this point. Make sure you guys get my survival guide Lincoln bio.

[David Lee Corbo]

But what are you guys selling? Some that's got a survival handbook. I want to buy a survival handbook. Honestly, I want to know more.

[Unknown Video Speaker]

More.

[Top Lobster]

Let's look at his website.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's see what he's got going on. What you got, player? I'm sorry. I don't even need to use. It's the black.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. What he's got is 246,000 followers.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey guys, we're coming out with more Baby Squad Survival guide if you're interested in that sort of a thing.

[Top Lobster]

This dude's crushing. He's a crypto owner. I. I gotta look into his stuff soon. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is cool. You know what's so funny? There's a guy from my old town that like, is a muscle beard kind of guy. He's like a wake up grind, grind and shine kind of a dude.

[Top Lobster]

We found it.

[David Lee Corbo]

We found it. All right, let's see.

[Top Lobster]

$20, not a bad price.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was written by AI the Maverick Approach. The artwork is by AI all of.

[Top Lobster]

Its AI Survival Guide for the society for Societal collapse. Honestly, it's a little, just a little exhausting though.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I'm not into that. I mean, look, I, I, we came up in the era where I got to watch Doomsday Preppers and, and I was like, yeah, I'm not compelled to do that, I'll tell you that much.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's, I, I feel like if we asked him if he's having fun, he might tell us.

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you mean having fun? Didn't you know a blackout's coming?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, don't you know a blackout's coming? By the way, buy my book. You're gonna have to return those cars.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm sorry. I just had to get it out of my system.

[Top Lobster]

You're gonna return those cars.

[David Lee Corbo]

Building up for.

[Top Lobster]

You're giving them back.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, Come on.

[Top Lobster]

That's is not right.

[David Lee Corbo]

The timing of it was.

[Top Lobster]

No, because now people aren't here. So you're gonna misbehave. Now there's no guy here with an official account telling us information. That's real good.

[David Lee Corbo]

Good.

[Top Lobster]

So you're going to misbehave. There's nobody sitting across from you telling you about the Bible. So you're going to misbehave. Who do you think you are? This is, I'm just, I'm being, But I'm being serious though.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy.

[Nancy]

Take, take back the cards. Top.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, no, no. Come on, Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

I like Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy, let me ask you something.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo]

You think we going to have a blackout?

[Nancy]

No.

[Top Lobster]

You heard it here. This is dumb. Next. Next clip. Mom's clip. That's it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Messages from Mom.

[Top Lobster]

Messages from mom. Want a good child do this? This is crazy. I know.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is the new Jordan Peterson.

[Top Lobster]

This guy. That's Ben Affleck.

[David Lee Corbo]

You think every white person look like Ben Affleck.

[Top Lobster]

First off, Ben Affleck is completely underrated. I will hold on.

[David Lee Corbo]

He was a great Batman.

[Top Lobster]

I'm going, I'm going full screen. Screen. I have been just searching for movies for Ben Affleck. One of the latest ones he did on Netflix was with the autistic kids. No, I want to watch that one next. The other one that he did, Final Frontier or something like that, or Triple Frontier. Just the best. The best movie. They saying Ben Affleck died in a hot tub, but that's in a different timeline. In this timeline, Ben Affleck is the greatest.

[David Lee Corbo]

J.T. says the worst. Batman. I honestly thought, aesthetically wise, he was an excellent Batman. He looked like Batman, man. And also. Oh, the town was great. Yeah. And the first accountant was good. The second accountant, I didn't like it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm not gonna. I mean, you're gonna like it because.

[Top Lobster]

I like this idea. Do you want to do this?

[David Lee Corbo]

You boys need swear buzzers to shock each other. I'm not wearing a collar. Not because I. I don't love the idea, but because it just will look really gay. And I know that's not. Stopped me from anything that I do.

[Top Lobster]

But that's your line.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's just so. It's so. It's so. Yeah, because it looks. Looks like. It's like a choker.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's gay.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You want to say bad words? No, but we're gonna learn.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ben Affleck made a great Batman. I didn't watch the movie. I also didn't watch the movie.

[Top Lobster]

This is Ben Affleck, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, that's not Ben Affleck.

[Top Lobster]

All right, well, let's see what he's got to say. But this is the kind of stuff like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Or Affleck.

[Top Lobster]

Affleck. This is the kind of stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

What did you say?

[Top Lobster]

My mom sends me, and I just be prepared because I have no idea what this could be.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. Father.

[Top Lobster]

I'm here to tell all the fathers, that's not bad. That's not Ben Affleck.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is this. This is about fathering, too. She's, like, trying to give you some advice.

[Top Lobster]

She's like, suck.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. So you should be telling them about the meat.

[Top Lobster]

You should be telling them about the days of darkness.

[David Lee Corbo]

Tell them about the days of darkness. Let them know to watch out for the rock. He's in town. He's around.

[Top Lobster]

I like Nancy controlling it. What if we got a low profile one?

[David Lee Corbo]

What? Oh, oh, oh. We're talking about collars. No, we couldn't have Nancy control it because she. She's too far. We theorized that at one point, because I thought it would be great for Tower gang if you. If you did that.

[Top Lobster]

We could do it. We can figure it out.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. No, Nancy would literally just shock us constantly.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, what do you say?

[Nancy]

I think we should try it.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. We. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

That was the only time she's ever queued in without being told to queue in.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Just ready to go.

[David Lee Corbo]

She's like, I shock you.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's see what Ben Affleck's gonna tell me about my kids.

[David Lee Corbo]

You want a good child? You want a good teenager? Take the friggin for phones away from them.

[Top Lobster]

I was. Okay, first off, my mom is the one who gives them the phones.

[David Lee Corbo]

And also, your mom used a phone to send this to her son.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who's looking at it on a computer.

[Top Lobster]

I ask her constantly. I say, stop giving them the phone.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I've given them the tv. And this is. I listen. I get it. They're. They're helping us. Help me out. They're watching the kids right now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. But you can't send this.

[Top Lobster]

Then you can't send this.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like his aviators.

[Top Lobster]

They're very nice. He's got almost a Keanu Reeves vibe going on.

[David Lee Corbo]

On.

[Top Lobster]

Very cool, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

Enough to send my children to Waldorf Steiner schools. They have a zero media policy. And I'm here to tell you that investment paid off. Dividends. As a father, I'm here to tell all the fathers and parents out there, that's it.

[Top Lobster]

They just don't give them phones.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's it. Just don't give them phones. Wow. Profound.

[Top Lobster]

Profound. Where'd that idea come from?

[David Lee Corbo]

Incredible. Yeah, I didn't like. Oh, my goodness. I actually am getting real loose, and I got to reel it in. And you're right about that. I feel terrible.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, bring this guy on. He looks great.

[Top Lobster]

All right, we're gonna do, I guess. Man, these were short.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, let's go. Yeah, let's keep rolling. We got weird. We're crushing.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I gotta. I gotta send some more.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, oh, right, right, right.

[Top Lobster]

It's okay. These. This is good. It's just good content.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

What I found.

[Top Lobster]

But what does it say? 117 million.

[David Lee Corbo]

17 million.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I'll be happy with 17 million views.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, Navy Dave. I don't know what that means.

[David Lee Corbo]

Navy Dave. Everybody knows Navy Dave. Let's see what total boomer destruction. This is 100%.

[Top Lobster]

I should flex on my mom and be like, oh, wait, first off, this is a good.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just say every time she sends you something, like, I've had this guy in the show.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. He's like, I know that guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I told him that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. He was on the show talking about it, and that was actually my idea.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. We had a little bit of back and forth, and I convinced him, don't give the kids phones. Phones and tablets and computers.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go. Let's see what this guy. Let's see what Dave says. Dave Cohen.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ms. Rachel made $17 million last year.

[Top Lobster]

I was like.

[David Lee Corbo]

He was on the bus. Go round and round all through the town.

[Top Lobster]

I can't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Messages from my.

[Top Lobster]

It's. It's hitting this baby.

[David Lee Corbo]

Good God.

[Top Lobster]

You might get. You might get something like, you know, somebody. Ms. Rachel, somebody said, take away your mom's phone.

[David Lee Corbo]

100. Wow. That was painful. Yeah, that was painful.

[Top Lobster]

But see, this is why I'm like. She's like, have you watched what I sent you? And I go, nope. And she goes, it's very important. And it could be that or it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Could be why does Amon rat know who Ms. Rachel. Ms. Rachel is based.

[Top Lobster]

He says, oh, Ms. Rachel, she's not based. She just. She just hates Israel Real. Which is sort of based. What is it?

[David Lee Corbo]

Who is Ms. Rachel?

[Top Lobster]

Ms. Rachel's dressed exactly like that guy was. But she teaches kids. She's actually.

[David Lee Corbo]

She teaches kids anti Semitism.

[Top Lobster]

She wears a yes and how to speak. She wears that. That kind of, like, do up there. And she's one of these. Have you ever seen Blippi. Those kind of guys?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I. I've been subject. It was really funny yesterday. My son, we're walking, and he goes, what's your favorite song, dad? And I go, I don't know what my favorite song is. What's your. What's your favorite song? Song. And then I go, wait, wait, I know what it is. And then I go, I'm an excavator. Hey, Dirt Clay. And he was like, bro. Oh, I just killed him right there. It was. It was unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

Horrible song.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a great song. But, yeah, Blippi. Blippi. Blippi sucks.

[Top Lobster]

They said, wait, that's not Ms. Rachel. No, that's not Ms. That's not Ms. Rachel. I mean, looks very similar, but, yeah, she just does the same thing. Incredible group grift. She has grifted herself into Walmart children's clothes.

[David Lee Corbo]

So has Blippi, and so has Ryan's toy review, which is unbelievable. I know. I know. That's very late.

[Top Lobster]

That kid's gonna end up killing a bunch 100.

[David Lee Corbo]

He can't feel anything anymore because they've given him everything he's ever wanted since he was born. And the only thing that's gonna make him feel anything is killing a hooker. It's.

[Top Lobster]

It's worse than that. He. He has gotten it sort of himself. His parents have built it around him, but it's under his name.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Now they Got Pocket Watch Watch.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which is a network.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, really?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Where they're putting other children to slave for them on television. Yeah. Pocket Watches. The mascot's a little panda and it's just. They just. They just show other kids now.

[Top Lobster]

Sounds like the Andrew Tate network, huh?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. They're pimping these kids out. Sub Subliminal messenger said Blippi made enough to retire and hire two other blippies. And he made them.

[Top Lobster]

He hired a black blippi and a.

[David Lee Corbo]

Girl and a Chinese blippi.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I'm like, this is not. My kids were watching it. They like put Blippi on. I was like, here's Blippi.

[David Lee Corbo]

We don't like that blip. Why is that blippi wearing a shower cap?

[Top Lobster]

They watch. They watch five minutes of this blippi and then they look at me, they go, this is not Blippi.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And I was like, this is totally Blippi. He's wearing orange and blue look.

[David Lee Corbo]

No way. He's teaching your kid race relations now.

[Top Lobster]

I can't see Blippi's eyes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy. Oh, it's me, Brippy. It's me.

[Top Lobster]

Like, that's not Blip. My kids are. They're horrible. They brought them to the Chinese restaurant.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And they came out the. They were waiting to go in the bathroom. My daughter. And. And a Chinese lady comes out and she goes in and she goes, smells like Chinese people in here. And I'm like, you are disgusting.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Who told you Chinese food is delicious, though?

[Top Lobster]

She's like, who told you to say it? And she said, you did. And I go, just use the bathroom and let's go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Good kid.

[Top Lobster]

Let's get. Let's get out of here before anybody notices what you said. Said. Okay. Antichrist is about to be revealed. The rapture is imminent.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just blocks away from MSNBC's headquarters in New York, an aging 41 floor skyscraper that Trump's son in law and top advisor, Jared Kushner.

[Top Lobster]

I love this. This is like. It's just.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is. Honestly, she's just sent us something that's like. I would. I would say this as a fact on Nephilim Death Squad about Donald Trump.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we've said this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why did 666 was the number of the building that I don't remember that you ever realize, like, how much we've said and how little we remember? Yeah, I don't remember maybe 87 of the things that I've said on the show.

[Top Lobster]

That's an arbitrary number.

[David Lee Corbo]

It Is. But it's just, like, it resonates with me, and I feel like people can. If you went back, took a transcribe of our episodes, and then read back the things that I said to me, I'd be like, that's a fascinating.

[Top Lobster]

What an idiot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Tell me more. I've never heard that. Oh, would you guys.

[Top Lobster]

Would you guys buy an AI book from us? I mean, this guy Maverick is selling his AI book for $20. Would you buy one from us?

[David Lee Corbo]

No.

[Top Lobster]

They're like, nah, I don't support anything these guys do.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true.

[Top Lobster]

I'm thinking about it as we talk.

[David Lee Corbo]

To the only people that pay for this.

[Top Lobster]

The rapture is eminent. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

In 2007, for $1.8 billion.

[Top Lobster]

I don't make a lot of noise. Noises sometimes made about me, but I try to keep my head down.

[David Lee Corbo]

Jared Kushner is powerful but rarely heard.

[Top Lobster]

So it is revealing to hear his own assessment of his work so far.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whether you agree with it or not. So here is how Kushner grades himself on the assignment of achieving peace in the Middle East.

[Top Lobster]

The president asked me to do the Middle east peace process, which is something that I think we've made a lot of progress on. I'm as optimistic as you can be about that. I was given the Middle east peace process between the Israelis and the Palestinians, and I've dealt with a lot of the. This guy looks like he's got no soul.

[David Lee Corbo]

I've never listened to Jared Kushner speak before. I've never heard so much vocal fry.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I don't. I don't like this. I don't even want to watch the rest of that video. I don't like it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, so what is it saying? Jared Kushner is the Antichrist? Get to the point.

[Top Lobster]

That's not. I don't know what it's.

[David Lee Corbo]

Get to the point, Boomer video.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, let's watch a better one. We have another one. I mean, we're going to see you just. Thousands.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, here we go. Go. Oh, wait, wait. Before we play this, I do want to say, though. So I used to live in this town, Port Richie, and. And there was this guy that was kind of like a big deal there, right? And he's. He's. He's a muscle beard guy, you know? Muscle beard.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what that means.

[David Lee Corbo]

Rising grind. Like, the day's not gonna get after itself. Kind of a dude, jocko kind of a character. And. And he's got, like. He's. He's an influencer. Right. And he's. And he's. And he's like a business.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry, I'm just scrolling through this. They're all so good.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, we got to get more on there. But he's also, like, a business mogul, right? And he's rich, and he's got, like, a cyber truck.

[Top Lobster]

If we did this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are you listening to my.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

But if.

[Top Lobster]

If we did this and we had my mom, she would be mad about. She would be defending these things, and.

[David Lee Corbo]

We would just never get through an episode. It would be.

[Top Lobster]

I think we should. I. I think we should.

[David Lee Corbo]

It would be a struggle session the likes of which no one has ever seen. No one has ever, ever seen.

[Nancy]

Let her do one solo show.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude, that scared the. Out of me. I was like, your mom's here. Let her do a solo show.

[Top Lobster]

By yourself in the studio?

[Nancy]

Yeah. So you're not arguing with her.

[David Lee Corbo]

And what do we do? We just give her, like, the chat?

[Nancy]

Yeah, why not?

[Top Lobster]

That's crazy. That's a crazy idea, but I like it.

[David Lee Corbo]

We didn't know how to operate anything.

[Top Lobster]

No. This is how we start our empire. Like, Ryan.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh. We get your mom like.

[Top Lobster]

Like, sh.

[David Lee Corbo]

And jiving for us.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We actually floated the mom and blackface. We could. We could have our wives do the show. Oh, my husband didn't hang.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah. There was going to be a show that we were. The. The. The. The. The wives were going to call. Pictures my husband never hung. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And just say the menial things that they usually talk about.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Can you believe.

[Top Lobster]

Can you believe he didn't hang this? Wow. Your hair looks so nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

By the way. I ran my Ethernet cable through. Through my wall. Oh, that was this morning. I finally did it.

[Top Lobster]

I'll be over later to inspect.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, but so. So that guy that I'm talking about, right? Muscles. Muscles.

[Top Lobster]

Muscles McGee.

[David Lee Corbo]

Muscles Beard. So I'm like. I'm seeing. He's a. He's a business mogul. He's an influencer. He's shaking up the town. He's doing all these things. I'm like, what does this guy actually do?

[Top Lobster]

Nothing.

[David Lee Corbo]

He doesn't do anything. He. He's one of these guys. He's like, CEO of this company. CEO of that company, organizer of this. Does this. And you look at all these things. They're like. They're. They're just facades. They don't do anything.

[Top Lobster]

Mother lobster eyes. What if we. What if we did have my mom do a show? She came and she did better views than us.

[David Lee Corbo]

She Would. She would. Because our audience is spiteful.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy. It's a fear. It's a genuine fear of mine.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, no, I mean, it's like she would not.

[Top Lobster]

She would talk so much shit.

[David Lee Corbo]

I used to joke around, like, because people would be like, oh, let your wife host Timeline Cleanse.

[Top Lobster]

But what if it's better?

[David Lee Corbo]

It would be 100 better.

[Top Lobster]

And. And then what? Then I have the slapper.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, that. That's a. I do that. But that's good. I already do that. I have to do it harder.

[Top Lobster]

I'm more frequently. Damn. Nancy's good. I think we should. I'm gonna. I'll see. We. I won't argue with her. I'll be like, this is how you press record. And then I'll be like, good luck.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you know what you do? Tell her to use the buttons liberally and then make them all. Horrifying. Really horrifying.

[Top Lobster]

That'd be really like those control. You gotta pray. If I told, like, you gotta press like go in order, but you've got to press each one to continue the show. Every five minutes. If you don't press one, it turns off.

[David Lee Corbo]

She'll be like, every once in a while I hear this.

[Top Lobster]

It's like a racist guy. Slurs.

[David Lee Corbo]

I hear slurs. I don't understand what. That's. Why is that happening? All right, let's play this.

[Top Lobster]

Bald guy, Muscles McGee.

[David Lee Corbo]

Muscles muscle suit, beard.

[Top Lobster]

Bill Gates is quietly taking over your role.

[David Lee Corbo]

Water.

[Top Lobster]

Bill Gates is very interested in your water.

[David Lee Corbo]

While everyone's distracted with indictments and celebrity BS, Bill Gates, BlackRock and Nestle just quietly team. Where is this guy?

[Top Lobster]

Is he in the back? 3 McLaren?

[David Lee Corbo]

Is it a 3 seater McLaren smashing mail by smashing. Schmucking. It's schmucking mailboxes.

[Top Lobster]

It's frustrating.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes. Nestle.

[Top Lobster]

Same company whose chairman literally said, water.

[David Lee Corbo]

Isn'T a human right. And now, now they're making moves to own it. This isn't speculation. It's already happening.

[Top Lobster]

But I mean, how many. How old is that, though?

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude, I know. How many views does this have?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, well, I mean, just four and a half thousand shares.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, 4.5 thousand shares.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead. I don't. I'm disgusted. I don't even want to watch the rest.

[David Lee Corbo]

All we do is watch these things and get mad at, like, how much better they're doing than us.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, next video. Yeah, next video.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy, do you think it's true that Bill Gates is trying to monopolize. Realized you're drinking water.

[Top Lobster]

I first Off. I love this segment. We're gonna end it soon, and we're gonna end a second, but I really do.

[David Lee Corbo]

It literally is all fear. I see what you're doing. It's like a prepper thing. It's a. They're. They're poisoning the water.

[Top Lobster]

And every so often, they're like, you're not. You're not doing dad stuff. Good enough. Watch this guy with the beard.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, hold on. I want. I want. Nancy. Do you think Bill Gates is really trying to do that?

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, Nancy. Nancy. Do you think I'm a. Do you think I'm a good father? Father?

[Nancy]

Well, I. I don't know. I. I would have to. No more.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's. All right, well, I guess I want to say thank you. All right, well, I'm going to tell you how to prepare for the upcoming Civil War.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

What do you need? Pink Himalayan soul. You never guess.

[David Lee Corbo]

Civil War. You need pink Himalayan soul. Is that what he's saying?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, Lots of ammo. Ammo. Wow.

[Top Lobster]

Check.

[David Lee Corbo]

Prepare to be lots of camo with these shoes.

[Top Lobster]

Are you kidding me?

[David Lee Corbo]

Loud, bro.

[Top Lobster]

I can't blend in. Different forms of currency. We got that Golden Trump coin that'll.

[David Lee Corbo]

Take us to the temple.

[Top Lobster]

I have this great personality. Well, that won't take me very far.

[David Lee Corbo]

Protect your house.

[Top Lobster]

We need to have our documents ready. A respirator.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a good one.

[Top Lobster]

I just.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would like to have one.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, but first aid kit.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a good thing to just have.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, no mention of a broadsword, which we do have right at the ready.

[David Lee Corbo]

No mention of extreme extensive knowledge on. On how to. To kill a Nephilim, which really is just decapitation.

[Top Lobster]

My mom does have a lot stuff ready, so I can't even.

[David Lee Corbo]

She also has a room full of whatnot. Deliveries.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, she's got a room full of things. But, like, that thing is gonna be like a loot harvest.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's my thing. And you've ever watched Doomsday Preppers when I was younger, and I would be like, dude, you're just putting on. On display all of the. That you have. So when things really do pop off, people are just gonna raid your range. It's literally just you, your wife, and your three kids. And if they. If they kill you, you, it's over. Yeah, it's over.

[Top Lobster]

No, you've. You've left them a really nice checkpoint.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, and. And. And. And they're gonna destroy your wife's rump. And they're gonna take all your ammunition and they're gonna take all your water, and they're gonna make your children slaves.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's. Let's do the. We have a final video. Slaves for the day until.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Alex Stein on Alex Stein Prime Time with Alex Stein Time.

[Top Lobster]

This is actually pretty cool. Really great graphics.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a great graphic.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Pull it up.

[Top Lobster]

7Pm Eastern stand. I'm glad they told us because they told us 6 Central. And I was like, that could be.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who knows when that is?

[Top Lobster]

I was. Nancy, when is it? When is it? Because I'm going to be late. But seven.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy, what do you think about us going on Alex Stein show?

[Nancy]

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[Top Lobster]

Pretty cool. Do you feel. I mean, like, what was that?

[Nancy]

Have fun.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you. That's what it's about, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's about having fun.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Eventually, I want to get to the point where we could bring Nancy, the producer, everywhere, and they'll be like, why are you bringing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I'm thinking about getting her like a. One of those back things that she can carry him around like Yoda.

[Top Lobster]

I'd like to carry her around like a cat, like in a bag with a mesh front.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah. Like a backpack with a plexiglass glass dome on it.

[Top Lobster]

He's like, that's a weird. It's a weird looking cat.

[David Lee Corbo]

Jammed her in there, huh? She's all scrunched up.

[Top Lobster]

She's all legs. She's all legs.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Nancy is all legs. She's spindly. All right, let's.

[Top Lobster]

So pale.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just don't let her see the sun. All right, let's play this. 20 million people dead from the shots. And growing. Alex Jones confronts former NIH director Fran Francis Colon.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. I mean, this is a. This will be fun one.

[David Lee Corbo]

20 plus million people dead from those shots. Wow. Chris, come out about you and Fauci. This guy's like, why? How does it feel to kill more people than.

[Top Lobster]

You're right. You're writing some folk songs about it.

[David Lee Corbo]

You'll never get away with what you did.

[Top Lobster]

Your bioweapon. You're in a lot of trouble. Nuremberg 2 is coming.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like that.

[Top Lobster]

That's fantastic. I don't think we should end it on that one. There was no.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's. There's gonna be better ones.

[Top Lobster]

There's one, but it's like, I just. I'm pulling them random here. Yeah, there's. There are.

[David Lee Corbo]

Tell your moms. Say, hey. We're doing a whole segment now called Messages for Mom. You really Gotta step it up.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, wait.

[David Lee Corbo]

She.

[Top Lobster]

She sent me one that says, I promise you you'll love this one.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think I'm gonna skip it. I think it's fake. I think it's this guy.

[Top Lobster]

This one? Yeah. We'll watch this one.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm.

[Top Lobster]

I'm sorry, Mom. The one that you think I love. Not gonna like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Alex Jones looks also like a toe. Very much like Rogan.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I feel like this was gonna be NDS Chronicles, but no one felt like reading today. No atma. We're doing this thing. So once a week is Chronicles. Once a week is this. This fantastic variety show that you've bore witness to today. And then the rest of the shows will be Nephilim Death Squad.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, boy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, and also, we're working on the news.

[Top Lobster]

You know what, dude? It is. It is the craziest selection of things.

[David Lee Corbo]

What is this? This is black content.

[Top Lobster]

This is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Welcome to timeline Clans. What does that say?

[Top Lobster]

Say this is Mom. Mom line cleanse.

[David Lee Corbo]

Mom line cleanse. Messages from Mom.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, wait.

[David Lee Corbo]

Got. Put that volume. It is ch, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K. Wait, wait. What are y' all arguing about? I'm trying to tell his dumbass it's H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P. He's talking about Kelp. No, it's not. It's elementary. Tell him it's elemental. It is elementop, L, N, O. I know you lying.

[Top Lobster]

I just simply cannot. It's just.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's.

[Top Lobster]

It's so wild.

[David Lee Corbo]

Can you go to the other one that your mom said you were gonna like?

[Top Lobster]

No, I'm not gonna. I will not.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wanna know what it is. I bet you it's AI. It's like that. Here's another guy. Beard, Glasses.

[Top Lobster]

This is the last one. This has to be the last one.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right?

[Top Lobster]

Because it's. It's like. Like the misses Are so miss.

[David Lee Corbo]

They miss hard.

[Top Lobster]

It's like. Don't. Do you not know me? Do you not know what I like?

[David Lee Corbo]

I want to. Well, she. She thinks she does. I want to see that one.

[Top Lobster]

You want to see.

[David Lee Corbo]

I want to see the one that she thinks that. That you're going to like.

[Top Lobster]

2021. Nancy. Should we play the one that we think she likes?

[Nancy]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, that's. That'll be the last one. Let's see what this person says. While we were all locked down at home during COVID 19, that our government in the United States was paying researchers to investigate two of the 36 poisons that were found in all COVID patients, and they injected them into mammals and created within 72 hours, glioblastoma tumors. Who is this guy? Who are these people?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. Yeah, it's kind of weird because you'd.

[Top Lobster]

Think that I'd know.

[David Lee Corbo]

We made the world feel really small when we started doing this show. Like, so every once in a while I'm like, who is there left to talk to?

[Top Lobster]

They haven't. They hadn't approached me to.

[David Lee Corbo]

I've never even seen this guy's head.

[Top Lobster]

Head. Right. And then they were paid by our government to see if they could reverse glioblastoma tumor formation. Not even a real word.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's just making. Well, I respect it.

[Top Lobster]

They created in three days or less. And do you know what? They dissolved. This guy's full of dissolved.

[David Lee Corbo]

He, like, really stretched that word out because it's a good word.

[Top Lobster]

As a guy who lies constantly, I tell you this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Apparently zman says, that's Dr. Rich Artists. Wait, that's Nancy talking. I thought that was a min. Rat. Oh, dude. I went to go see what Scott was doing. He's got a discord, right? Where he's, like, hanging and banging. He's playing video games and stuff. So I'm like, let me go see what Scott's doing. And. And all of a sudden, a voice pops up. And it's a very feminine voice, very high pitched, a fair voice, right. And I go, oh, it must be. It must be. It's talking for a while. I go, must be Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

No, Nancy doesn't have a very feminine. She has a very smooth, well, silky voice. Very nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, honestly, it sounds so. So I go, it's Nancy. Nancy's here.

[Top Lobster]

And.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it turns out. No, it's. It's actually a rat. A rat. You know how, like a bad microphone will. Will take away a quality to your voice?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

When you remove that quality from Amon Rat's voice. He sounds like a girl.

[Top Lobster]

That is insulting. He pays us to be here.

[David Lee Corbo]

I felt. All right, look bad.

[Top Lobster]

Let's get through this because we gotta go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay? We gotta go. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

72 hours, glioblastoma tumors with nicotine. Who's this guy? Who the hell is that guy? 15 is a published cure for Parkinson's disease, Ms. Alzheimer's, ulcerative colitis, all arthritis. See this? You're telling us about this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, this is what they do, though. They go like, hey, did you know that THC is great for glaucoma? It's great for anxiety. It's great for Depression. It's great for. It destroys cancer cells.

[Top Lobster]

Like, it's funny that we're getting the same information from the other boomer show, Stu Peter show. The same. Same thing. It is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's just.

[David Lee Corbo]

You mean the respectable Stu Peters, who's. Whose documentary I was on where I talked about the Jews. Because I am a source of authority on. On that information. The very respectable the. The great Stu Peters? Yes.

[Top Lobster]

That's rude. Maybe we should do nicotine.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy, do you think this is true? That nicotine is. It fixes you?

[Nancy]

I don't know. Maybe.

[Top Lobster]

Well, there you go.

[Nancy]

I. I haven't looked into it.

[Top Lobster]

Well, she'll look into it and she'll let us know. All right. Maybe make some shorts about it. My mom will send them to me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, for this question. And he got exposed.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so let me get this straight.

[David Lee Corbo]

You put tampons on boys bathroom rooms because of personal reasons. Am I right?

[Top Lobster]

You could get anything.

[David Lee Corbo]

Correct. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

And. And you can get anything from my mom's bag of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Bag of messages. It could be.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who knows what it is. It's the. It's the mom's variety show.

[Top Lobster]

Wild conspiracy. Contents to black content to, like, parent these kids.

[David Lee Corbo]

But better.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, do. Do better.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And may I ask what reasons are those?

[Top Lobster]

I mean, do.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do you have, like a. Like a trans lesbian whatever in your family? Sir, no, sir, I. I don't have any trans lesbians in my family. So is this real? Is that real? Is that.

[Top Lobster]

Isn't that Tim Walls? That's the guy that drank All Come the Come.

[David Lee Corbo]

Was that real or was that AI Voiceover? I don't even know what's real anymore. I know it's been AI software. Like, you know, like the. Like the footage has been airbrushed AI to the point where it doesn't look real anymore, but, like, it feels like the Commander David Fravor video we watched where he was, like, the Miami mall incident, and it was like, here is.

[Top Lobster]

Actually the truth of it.

[David Lee Corbo]

I ignored Parasite until your show because of Brian Artis and Stu Peters.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy. But that's. That's the reason why I don't know any of this stuff, because I'm getting it from this source course, from, like, these people. They're telling my mom. And it resonates deeply with her. But when I get it, I go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And it's not necessarily my mom. There's just something interesting about how this type of content resonates really deeply with that age group. But for us, when we see it, I go, Repulsive.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy, do you think that he. He put tampons in the boy's bathroom for personal reasons?

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's. I'll watch the rest of it because apparently I love it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, there's more have for putting tampons on boys bathrooms all across your state, sir. Well, to be honest, one day I just. I saw a tampon in our bathroom and I thought, why not? So I just. I tried it on and it.

[Top Lobster]

No, that's not real.

[David Lee Corbo]

See, I am a killer.

[Top Lobster]

You.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. No, it's not real. It's not real. It can't be real. Chad, is this. Is this real life?

[David Lee Corbo]

See, now we know we can't trust Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

I can't trust my mom.

[Nancy]

It's obviously AI.

[David Lee Corbo]

Obviously. Now it's obviously AI.

[Top Lobster]

Let's finish it. Let's finish it.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. It kind of felt nice back there, you know, it kind of gave me a little. A little extra pep on my step, if you know what I mean. And then they put him laughing like it was real. Like, can you believe he said that?

[Top Lobster]

You know, the thing is, like I said, I think they believe it. I think the. I think the older generation of that crowd believes this stuff. This is 100% real.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's not real.

[Top Lobster]

This is a Christian show.

[David Lee Corbo]

Guys.

[Top Lobster]

Guys, it's been real.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, that's the thing.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[David Lee Corbo]

It hasn't.

[Top Lobster]

It's been completely fake. The whole show's fake.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, man, this never happened. Watch us tonight. Primetime. Alex Stein. Yeah, 6 Central. I don't know when that is for you. I don't know when it is for.

[Top Lobster]

For me and those Pokemon cards.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, but don't. Come on.

[Top Lobster]

You're giving them back.

[David Lee Corbo]

No. Come on. The greatest hypnotist on planet earth is.

[Top Lobster]

A oblong box in the corner of the room.

[David Lee Corbo]

It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

[Top Lobster]

You can persuade what they see with their eyes is what there is to.

[David Lee Corbo]

See.

[Maverick Approach]

Because they'll laugh in the face.

[Top Lobster]

Of an explanation and they have.