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What'S up, guys? Top lobster here we are three days. What day is it? We're three days out from Bohemian Grove. It's crazy. It's gone fast. A lot has happened. A lot has come together. A lot has fallen apart. But I'm making the video. I'm making this video to let you guys know how things are going and what to expect to see there. Also, if you're on the fence about coming, hopefully this pushes you over. So the event was supposed to take place in a theater in Leesburg. That didn't happen. If you've been paying attention, you've seen our battle with cancel culture and those who shall not be named. It's fine. Everything actually works out better. We're in a much larger theater. Well, it's a much larger venue. It's like a comedy club. It's owned by the same person as last time, but much bigger. So the event is just gonna be. It's gonna be unique in a lot of different ways, and I've got some nice surprises for you guys in store. We have all kinds of guests showing up. I. I can't even remember half the names, but let me actually. I'll pull up the. Here's the flyer that we have. So obviously we've got Owen Benjamin and Sam Tripoli heading it off. Nephilim Death Squad will be performing. I'm part of it. Elijah Schaefer will be there and performing. Shane Cashman will be there and performing as well. Tower gang will be there for the most part. We've had a couple of guys quit over. I don't really know, differences, but whatever. That's for another day. And it's actually really unfortunate because they are going to miss out on something that is. It's not. It's not that. It's like it's never been done before, but this is a. It's a very unique thing. I don't think we've. I don't think I've seen an event that's brought together These types of people in the same place to do this type of a thing. Like usually you'll get like a mishmash of people and everyone's just kind of like circling around and it's like a mixer and nobody really mixes. This is gonna be a mix, a mix of conspiracy and comedy. It's exactly what we set out to do. It's exactly what we set out to do. And it's about to, it's about to go down, you know, unless there's World War Three. But even if there's World War Three, who cares? Israel's gone. America will still be here. Florida will still be here. I checked the Samson list. It's something like New York City, Louisiana and Washington, D.C. we're good in the phallus of America. So drive down. Maybe, maybe it's a good reason to come down now. Get out of the, get out of the bomb striking zone. Anyway, let me, let me also share the event of. Well, I guess the, the order of events. So here we go for Bohemian Grove, two days. One porter will be at the joke joint in Summerfield, Florida. In. If you have brought a ticket, pay attention to your phone, pay attention to your emails. If you haven't joined the Telegram, the private telegram group yet for Bohemian Grove attendees, please do. This is like over. I don't even know. It's close to 200 people and they're going to be coordinating to do all kinds of stuff this weekend that I don't know what they're doing. I'm so busy with what I'm doing. But these guys are interesting, fun people and they're doing stuff. They have a mind of their own. It's a community that we're building. So if you bought a ticket, if you're involved, if you're interested in being involved, definitely join the Telegram. Check out what they're doing. But here's the events. Both shows will start at 5pm the doors are going to open at 4, but I'd say be there even at like 3:30. Get there a little early because I'm going to be there setting up and I think the setup is pretty much done. I'm going to be there hanging out and I want to talk to the people. I want to see you guys before we let you in or after we let you in. So the show first show starts at 5. Shane Cashman will come up. We're setting up something very interesting for Shane and it's not quite fleshed out yet, but I think that's how we want to keep most of this show where we have a bones to it, but I don't want to tell the people what to do. So I'm just as excited as you guys to find out what the hell is going to happen. Shane is going to come up. He's going to interview somebody special about some experiences similar to his show. But we're not allowed to call it a show because of Tim Pool. Next, Nephilim Death Squad. I heard those guys are kind of funny. They're going to be talking with Sam Tripoli. It's going to be the first time Sam will be on the show. So very exciting. We're going to keep it topical, we're going to keep it fun. It's going to be great. Next up, our boys from the cult of conspiracy, Jonathan and Jacob, who we love very dearly, will be hosting a conspiracy roundtable. And this show might run a little bit longer than the previous two because there's going to be probably like a 6, 7 mic set up. Maybe we'll even have somebody roving the audience with a wireless mic. But all of your creators, all your favorite creators will be there. Justin for Prometheus Lens, Seven Seas will be there. I mean, Brad will be there from Jeez, can you remember his podcast? There's going to be a ton of people there and they'll be called up, called up to the stage and we're going to hear some crazy stuff from them. So it's going to be a cycle. It's an experience that I don't think you're going to get anywhere else if you're a fan of this community. After that, we'll take a little intermission and then we're going to get some stand up comedy. We might have some openers, some local openers, but Brad Binkley will be there opening for Sam Tripoli, which is very cool, very excited about that. I think he's. These guys are going to crush. And that will end Friday night. One after that, we release you guys into the general public, which might be a mistake also. Wait, did I say in between all this, we're going to have both days there will be a couple of tables set up. So one of them we have Dr. Jared the Octagon doctor. He's a doctor that works on patching up people from the UFC to just, you know, stage shows, house shows for MMA and boxing. But he's there, he's volunteered his time to set up dude blood pressure tests. He's going to be giving out legal marijuana cards to people that are interested in other things like that. So we're happy to have him involved. We're actually really lucky to have him involved. Go check out his episode with Sam Tripoli years ago. That's how I heard about this guy. But he showed up to pretty much every Bohemian Grove so far. He'll be there. We're going to have a merch table by the one and only Paranoid American with his stuff. Chaney stuff. I have a bunch of shirts, like, a lot of shirts. I got a lot of merch that I'm bringing. We've got, you know, some of the stuff from the VIP package here. I'll make the screen big for you. Some of the stuff from the VIP package. So that's like a Bohemian Grove pin. We've got little keychains for Nephilim Death Squad, little knickknacks. But we got bigger stuff, too. Cards, even some capes left over from last year. Posters, things like that. Our artist Dave Burns will be there. He'll have his own table. Yeah, it's a. It's a thing. This is a. This is going to be legit. There's. There's people I'm forgetting as well. Anyway, let's move on to day two, Saturday. We're going to start around the same time. Doors open at four again, so hopefully everybody will be checked in. But you'll get in at 4. Everybody hang out. And also listen, if you get there, we have a confessional booth set up. We're calling it the NDS Chronicles booth. So it'll be a private thing. We have a separate camera. If you've got a spooky story, if you've got something on your chest, if you've been abducted by aliens, go there. It will be recorded. This entire thing will be recorded. And we're going to make a documentary out of it. Probably three documentaries. Here's the real special part about Saturday. The Saturday documentary will probably be focused on, well, maybe a little bit of cancel culture, which we had. But I think that's gay and I think people are done with it. But I want to do something special for Owen Benjamin because this will be his last time coming out of his farm to do a show anywhere. Last time. First time in, like, seven years. Last time. He just felt like it caused too much trouble. He doesn't want to be a hassle to people like that. And I. I get where he's coming from. I think it's a mistake. I think that the world's a better place if Owen does his thing. Can't let the Jews win. Let's run down the schedule. So it's also. The schedule is subject to change. Not change, but swap. We might be swapping a little bit. So we have Elijah Schaefer and he's going to be doing slightly offensive in Elijah Schaefer's style. I mean, the guy's a genius. It's going to kill. I don't know who he wants for a guest. Like again, it's up in the air. I tell these guys, come do your thing. I completely trust you. After that we have the Black body bodybuilding contest. So David and Cole have been competing for quite a while. I think David's going to lose, but they're going to do a bodybuilding contest and it will be judged by. Yes, that's right. You hear him Based. Toad's gonna be there. We. We convinced them or. Well, I don't know if we convinced him, but he wanted to do it. So he's coming out. He got last minute flights. I'm picking him up on Thursday. We're gonna be hanging out at my house. He will be there both days having fun. Go say hi to Toad. Put your finger in his back. Whatever you want to do after that. We want to do Fight Back with Jake Shields again. This might be. We might switch it around. Switch around the order, but Jake Shields will be there. He might bring a friend, which is. I'm not even going to say, but maybe we'll see. We're going to do Fight Back and he asked me to be a guest. I asked him if Cole and Toad can hop on the stage. He said yes. Owen Benjamin will also be there on the panel. So it's Tower Gang but with Jake Shields and Owen Benjamin. It's not even Tower Gang. It's Jake Shields show with part of Tower Gang with the most part of Tower Gang and Owen Benjamin. I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. But yeah, show up, show up. We're gonna record it. I don't even. I don't know if we could even stream it from the place. Your best shot is to get here. Most likely we will. We're going to try to do it. If we stream it, it'll be to our Patreon at a certain level. Or you could pay like. I think it's going to be like $10 to stream for both days or something like that. So if you joined at the $10 level of the Patreon, you get it for free. There's quite a few people there. Everybody else, it's going to be $10, one time payment. You can stream it, it'll be streamed, but you're going to want to be there because this is. It's gonna be crazy after all that bullshit. We've got some more local comedians and our headliner, Owen Benjamin. I don't know what he's gonna say. I don't know what he's gonna do. It's his last time. It's gonna be. It's gonna be a thing. It's gonna be a thing. And then after that, we're all gonna go out to eat. And if you bought VIP tickets, if you were quick enough, you'll be in the private room with us, but everyone else is welcome to come. As much as that restaurant can fit. Come in, hang out. We're going to be hanging out all night. It's going to be. It's going to be an event. It's going to be a private. A large, private event with all these people that are, you know, they're cool people. I wouldn't invite them if they weren't. And that's it, man. That's the breakdown. June 20th and the 21st, that's Friday and Saturday. We're going to be in Summerfield, Florida. Again, it's. If you bought tickets, stay tuned to your email. Very important. I will be communicating with you through there or and through the telegram chat and through the Patreon and on Twitter where there will be announcements. So keep an eye out for it. But we're. We have everything set. It's going to be great. It's going to be beautiful. It's a big, beautiful venue. It's the best. And I'm excited for it. I'm excited. We had a lot go down. A lot fell through. We had. We've lost some friendships, not necessarily over this, but you know what? These are things that wouldn't have lasted anyway. So they move out of the way and we move forward. I'll see you guys on Saturday and Friday. I'll see you on Friday. What a dumb sign off.