Abduction at the World Cup | Neph 2 America

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad

Episode: Abduction at the World Cup | Neph 2 America

Date: July 1, 2026
Hosts: David Lee Corbo (“The Raven”) & TopLobsta
Main Theme:
This episode blends irreverent Christian comedy with cultural commentary, deep-dives into conspiracy, and discussion of biblical worldview, centering on hidden history, current events, spiritual deception, and the supernatural—with a running focus on the rumors of an alien abduction event predicted to occur at the World Cup.

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

The hosts navigate a winding landscape of topics, ranging from rebranding their show, pop culture news (UFC fighter incidents, celebrity scandals), biblical and supernatural conspiracies, alien abduction predictions tied to the World Cup, and their evolving theological perspective. Throughout, they maintain a loose, comedic tone punctuated by inside jokes, audience interactivity, and cultural critique.

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS & INSIGHTS

1. Show Rebranding and “Dangerous Retards” Legacy (01:21–10:50)

• David and Top discuss potentially rebranding "Neph 2 America" back to "Dangerous Retards," an old favorite show name and concept. They reminisce about its edgier tone and its roots in pushing boundaries with cultural and political satire.
• Notable quote (David, 07:14): “I just have this void in my heart ... there’s one that Jesus needs to be filling, but there’s this little tiny corner over here—Dangerous Retards. Why aren’t we doing something with it?”
• Lighthearted banter about failed attempts to “clean it up” for broader audiences and how their true nature is simply “crazy.”

2. Comedy, Inside Jokes, and Banter (Throughout 01:21–13:00)

• Recurring jokes about “dousing in semen” and the absurdity of early podcast antics.
• Playful shaming of a friend (“Toad”) for scheduling delays, discussion about wardrobe choices and the "sailor boy" outfit.
• A live poll with a young barista about whether the hosts are “old” or “cool” (51:10, revisited at 75:35 and 76:36).
• Reflection on how their audience and self-perception have changed over the show’s three years.

3. UFC & Dustin Poirier Airport Incident Breakdown (13:08–23:20)

• In-depth comedic analysis of UFC fighter Dustin Poirier’s viral drunken airport encounter: sympathy and humor about the pressures of retired fighters, “cage savages," and the public’s demands for both violence and political correctness.
• Quote (David, 18:02): “We want you to fight in a cage, but then we want you to be politically correct. Yeah, a role model. Exactly.”
• Discussion extends to the psychology of fighters, masculinity, and the burdens of fame.

4. Conspiracy & Hidden Symbolism: Fast Food, “Goy Slop,” and Predictive Programming (27:24–34:05)

• The hosts explore the “hidden in plain sight” claims about brands like McDonald’s and 7-Eleven, specifically the alleged 7-Eleven house-branded food called “Goyam (Goy Yum) Foods,” perceived as anti-goyim slur, and connecting this to a broader narrative of Jewish cultural influence.
• Satirical speculation about “goy slop” as an actual conspiracy.
• References to the ADL labeling the term “goy slap” as a slur (32:33–35:01).
• Irreverent ideas for edgy merch: “Yeah, Goy!” Flavor Flav spoof (37:59–39:36).

5. Pop Nostalgia & Old Guy Culture (41:17–52:29)

• Tangents around Pokémon cards, collectible culture, Jordan sneakers, and guitars becoming heirlooms.
• Extended, improvisational riffing on the generational divide, the search for validation from younger staff, and what counts as “old people shoes.”

6. World Cup Alien Abduction Prophecy (54:03–64:51)

• Main conspiracy content: Discussion of a viral prediction by Brazilian psychic “Vidante,” with 23 million followers, claiming that extraterrestrials (Greys, Reptilians) would orchestrate a mass abduction during the June 24 World Cup match between Brazil and Scotland.
• Comparisons drawn to Hollywood predictive programming, e.g. “Tomorrow War,” “Space Jam,” and “Dark Knight Rises.”
• Acknowledgement that such prophecies rarely come true: “How many times have we been on this show where something big was supposed to happen and then nothing ever happens?” (63:04)
• Underlying critique of conspiratorial date-setting and the human desire for dramatic revelation.

7. Supernatural Theories & Language Critique (66:10–72:54)

• Breakdown of a viral “psionic session UFO video,” calling out the unfalsifiable and grandiose language of disclosure types: “There appears to be five nested bubbles working to maintain an environment for the being...”
• Mocking of overcomplicated theorizing vs. Occam’s razor and authentic skepticism.
• Quote (Top, 72:11): “Calling all non-human intelligences demons oversimplifies a complex phenomenon, period. May involve multiple kinds of beings - that’s it!”

8. Personal Evolution, Faith, and New Age Critique (73:40–105:07)

• David reads and cringes at his own 12-year-old Facebook posts from a “love and empathy-based religion” phase, dissecting the emptiness of New Age and Reddit Atheist talking points.
• Open, vulnerable reflection on how fatherhood and maturing changed his worldview, moving from neutral, “love and light” relativism to a biblically-rooted perspective of healthy separation: “my presupposition was that [division] was inherently negative...should we not be separated from them? Shouldn’t I definitively step on the opposite side of the playing field?”
• Extended analysis of the “reality is a mirror” meme within new-age thought and its inherent nihilism and lack of foundation.
• Theological summary: Christianity provides a clear path, foundation, and “good fruit” while New Age relativism leads to confusion and inability to build anything lasting.
• Quote (David, 99:21): “Who doesn’t want that as a man? … If you have direction—a strong, firm direction—you go in a good direction.”

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MEMORABLE MOMENTS & QUOTES

• (07:14, David): “There’s this little tiny corner somewhere over here that just… Dangerous Retards… Why aren’t we doing something with it?”
• (18:02, David): “We want you to fight in a cage, but then we want you to be politically correct. Yeah, a role model. Exactly.”
• (32:33–35:12, On “Goy Slop”): “You can’t feed us goy slop and then say we can’t call it goy slop. That’s not fair!” (Top)
• (61:49, David): “As they’re carrying the ball down the field, all of a sudden, in the center of the field, some giant space cloud…”
• (75:00-79:04, David – reading his old Facebook): “If God would send a good man to hell for not knowing who Jesus is, for not worshipping, then to me that means God is a selfish dick.” [cringes at his past self]
• (92:05, David): “The delivery is like profound gay wizard talk.”
• (97:47, David): “That’s satanic…everything else can die as long as it kills Christianity.”
• (99:21, Top): “Who doesn’t want that as a man? … If you have direction—a strong, firm direction—you go in a good direction.”
• (104:36, David): “It’s not to say it’s not hard and there’s not challenges, but the life that I’m building is firmer, more realized. It’s good. Good.”

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IMPORTANT SEGMENT TIMESTAMPS

• 01:21 – 10:50: Rebranding, “Dangerous Retards” nostalgia & community building
• 13:08 – 23:20: Dustin Poirier airport/video incident analysis (UFC, masculinity)
• 27:24 – 34:05: Fast food, “Goy Slop” conspiracy, Jewish symbolism, ADL
• 41:17 – 52:29: Pokémon/nostalgia, aging, generational riff
• 54:03 – 64:51: Alien abduction prophecy at World Cup (Brazil-Scotland) and predictive programming
• 66:10 – 72:54: UFO “psionic session” critique, language of disclosure/theory
• 73:40 – 105:07: Faith, reading 2014 “love and light” posts, evolution of belief, New Age vs. foundational Christianity

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TONE & STYLE NOTES

• Loose, unfiltered, and irreverent; unafraid to poke fun at themselves, each other, and sacred cows.
• Blend of deep knowledge with self-deprecating humor and intentional provocations—“dangerous” in both content and style.
• Audience engagement—riffs on chat jokes, live Q&A with shop staff, strong inside community feel.
• Willingness to admit growth and vulnerability, especially in personal and spiritual matters.

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RECOMMENDED LISTENING FOR…

• Fans of Christian comedy, conspiracies, and fringe biblical research
• Listeners interested in honest spiritual journeys and anti-mainstream worldview
• Those looking for a show that’s equally ready to mock itself, culture, and “the powers that be”

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Closing Note (Summary Quote – 105:18): "If there's even the slimmest chance... that God sent His only Son to die for you, that's such a profound idea that it at least deserves my unbiased, critical attention." (David)

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Stay curious. Stay dangerous.

Transcript

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Refreshers contain caffeine. Top Lobster Productions. Nephew America is recorded in front of

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a live studio audience. Viewer discretion is advised. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Doused in Semen. What? I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. And before we douse you in semen, a little reminder, if you want to support us, a great place to do it is patreon.com forward/nephilim death Squad, where not only will you gain early access to episodes ad free listening experiences, but you'll also be led into secret communities where they lay you in coffins and ejaculate on you as well. Hundreds of men and, and women, I suppose.

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Hundreds? How could you be so sure that there's hundreds?

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Well, it's definitely not any less than 95. And you can find those communities on telegram, on Discord and on Twitter. You'll also find discount codes off of merchandise from top lobster.com. do I have a button for that? The wrong button. That's not the right button.

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That's not correct. Where did I put my. My drops?

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You got too many tabs.

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I got so many tabs.

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All right, well, here it is. I got to tell people about Miracle. There it is. You can go there and you'll get the merch that Top Lobster has designed that will be there. But we'll also have the tickets for Bohemian Grow.

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Hey, when they dropped. Oh no. They did drop.

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They did drop. They've been dropped for a while. Guys, go and get your tickets to Bohemian Grove. August 8th, Wildwood, Florida. It's a seven hour day plus an after hours hang, which is going to be a lot of fun.

[B]

It's pretty much the whole day. I'm already tired thinking about it.

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Oh man. It brings me quite a quite a bit of anxiety if you, if you show up, you'll get to hang out in the presence of not only your favorite dangerous here, but also Ed Mabry, Dr. Heather Lynn, hidden in plain sight, paranoid American Cheney, Brian of Demon Erasers Donut. Austin Picard will be there giving some form of an autism report. I'm sure. We got to have him back on. I Was talking to him about doing just that. That's right. Andrew of the 6G Agenda. Ben of end of the world news. Bennett of broadcasting seeds. Stephen of the biblical hitman, Seth kick lighter, Doc Brown. The list goes on and on. Actually, it doesn't go on very much, actually.

[B]

Jed might be showing up as well. He said he'd like to come down. So we'll see.

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A lot of people will be there, just kind of hanging out. All the best people. We. We set it up so that it's a long day so that we can just kind of hang out and enjoy each other's company and get cozy in a coffin of semen together. It'll be a great time. And just doused in semen. Man, I love that drop. That's a great drop.

[B]

That's a good one. You know what? I got another one, too.

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Go ahead. Oh, you're saving. Okay. Whatever you want to do. It's such a good one, man. Such a good one. Hey, guys, by the way, Top and I were discussing before this show.

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What was we discussing?

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Well, I want to get the. The audience's opinion on it. Of course, we're going to disregard what they say and do what we want anyway. But nephew, America is. It's a great show. It's actually my favorite show after that.

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After that Arabic episode we did, I feel like we should be backing away from the Arabic kind of language. Yeah, I'm a little nervous.

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And that really is kind of. I don't know, maybe a lot of you guys don't know.

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I don't want a jihad put on me. Is that right?

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I think so, yeah. Get a jihad put on you.

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

A G wagon. So they driving jihad G wagon. So then the name Neft to America is a play off of death to America. Right. So the whole. Remember that? Yeah, that's what it came from. And. And we've had this name for a long time. And, you know, in very many ways, Neff to America has become my favorite show. And that's no secret. We've been talking about that for a little bit here, about how less and less we feel the unction to interview people, and more and more we feel the unction to just have fun. And so neft to America really scratches that itch, But I feel like it deserves something greater. There you go. That's the original design.

[B]

Yeah.

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Very Arabic, very Arab. I love that, actually. It's really fantastic. And so what we've been thinking is maybe it's time that nephew America gets Semen gets doused in semen. Well, no, I think that this show can resurrect the. The. The mantle.

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I can't believe we spent fucking a whole hour talking about Rogan.

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Oh, my. Oh, my God.

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Making sure we never get on Rogan.

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Frustrated was I.

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You know what's crazy? As he's doing that to us.

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Where.

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What did you say?

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Frustrated. Frustrated was I.

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As we're doing that, we're talking about, like, CIA agents and stuff, like, influencing. And I'm like, matt, you're. You're making sure we never get on Rogan.

[A]

Yeah. Which is good.

[B]

The name of the episode is Mount Rushmore pointing at Sam Tripoli.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

The whole thing is us pointing at his friend.

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Yeah. Yesterday, he. He retweeted my, like, you know, live stream of. Of Mount Crush. More. The Mount Crush.

[B]

Oh, boy.

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And I'm like, man, that's. You're gonna look at that episode and go, well, I put the wrong people on this fake mountain. Yeah. But I. I think that Neft to America can resurrect the mantle of Dangerous Retards. So I. I am strongly considering doing a little bit rebranding. The show will be exactly the same, but calling it Dangerous Retards will give us back the ability to generate income. But. But branding and marketing, that is all Dangerous Retards themed, which, in my opinion, is such a great. There's something there in Dangerous Retards. We tried to make it work, and, you know, we had this run for a while, and, you know, things went the way they did with Clint, and that show still wasn't really in. In my heart, what I felt like Dangerous should have been because I was talking about way too much politics. This, nephew America is what Dangerous Retards is in my mind when I think about it. So I just wanted to put that out there, get a little bit of feedback from the audience. Nothing would change except for the name of the show. And then, of course, we would start generating all kinds of fun about Dangerous

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show would be located as well.

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That would change. That would be a slow one, but we would probably have a different RSS feed for that eventually, a different YouTube channel and things of that nature. But I just feel like that is left on the table. Of course, the fan base will always beat the Dangerous Retards and will be Dangerous Retards, but there is something there in that name. It can go really far, I think. And I. I think you take this show, and with the right branding, it becomes. It cuts like a knife. It's a cultural Machine gun cultural commentary for the end of days, you know,

[B]

so is it really?

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I suppose it is in some ways. I don't know. I'm just putting that out there. Guys, give us some feedback. Dangerous Retards to America. A little lengthy. A little lengthy. Bring back the holsters. I still have my holster. I use it every day.

[B]

Can we bring back Laney edits?

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Laney edits through Dangerous Retards.

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A separation of church and state

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would.

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That would foster a good place for Laney edits. Although Laney edits go hard. They go hard sometimes.

[A]

I like it, though.

[B]

You do?

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I like it. You know what's become glaringly obvious to me, Top. We have tried for some time to clean it up. And. And God knows we have. Well, yeah, God knows we have. We were a lot worse. You were listening to Tower Gang earlier. We were a lot worse.

[B]

We weren't that much worse.

[A]

Okay. We were a measure worse.

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A little bit.

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And so we have cleaned it up. But it's been a long time now. This show is going on three years this October. There is just a certain amount of getting better that isn't.

[B]

It's just not in the car. It's not going to happen.

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It's just not going to happen. And I don't think we're bad people. I think we just say crazy. And I think people have come to terms with that. I. I think I'm. I'm coming to terms with that. And so, yeah, I don't think I'd mind a Laney edit now and again. Maybe a little bit. Ease up on the murder in the Laney edits just because, you know, your ability.

[B]

No, no, no. You can't. You can't do that.

[A]

That's kind of part of the thing. Huh?

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You're asking if you. This is what I'm saying. Like you. I would never. I don't tell Lainey what to do.

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Oh, yeah. Lady just does what Laney does.

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I go, here's a.

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This is. What I will say is Laney's skilled, though. He does a little bit of this, he does a little bit of that.

[B]

Yeah.

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Depending on what flavor you want he can provide.

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He's like, how much murder do you want?

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That's the only thing. He goes, how much murder in this edit? You know? And we go, maybe. Maybe no murder on that edit. And he's sad about it.

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Yeah, he's. He is a little dejected, but he goes, okay, gotcha.

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If he goes, if that's what you want, that's.

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Are you sure? I Mean you hired me for no murders.

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Seems silly. Seems like we've got this skill set that's lying right in front of us. I don't know. I think, I think there's something to do here. I think we bring back dangerous retards, we start branding it in that way, and we're off to the races. I don't know what the race is, where it ends up, but I, you know, I just have this void in my heart and certainly there's one that Jesus needs to be filling, but there's this little tiny corner somewhere over here that just. Dangerous retards. It's always a question in my mind, what do we do with it? Why aren't we doing something with it? Don't you feel that way? Why aren't we doing something with dangerous retards? The greatest coupling of words maybe in the history of.

[B]

It is probably the greatest coupling of words. I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I haven't thought much about dangerous retards besides, like rolling. Every time Toad comes back on the show, it gets the question rolling again.

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Yeah.

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So Toad will be on on Friday.

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That's right.

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There's a little teaser for you guys. I. I told him the book and I was like, yeah, book, whenever. And he books like two weeks from like, toad, what are you doing? I know you're unemployed.

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Yeah, that's always a strange question.

[B]

Toad's Toad.

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Whenever you give somebody the calendar and you go, I know you ain't got going on. Why did you just book a month from now?

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If he would have booked that day, I would have been like, makes sense.

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That makes a lot of sense. But he would have said, are you busy right now? Yeah, I would have said, that makes sense. You have nothing going on.

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He slow ruled me. He slow rolled it so well.

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He does. He sets a. He gives the impression.

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Yeah.

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Which is important.

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That he's not interested.

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That. And that he's very busy.

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He plays hard to get.

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He does. But every day he does his betting

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show and it makes me want to get him more. But then when I got him, I said, what am I doing with this?

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Why is Raven dressed like a little sailor boy? I actually have this really fantastic outfit. I went to Target yesterday and I found a gym teachers swishy windbreaker outfit. And I said, yes, yes to that.

[B]

Why are you doing this to yourself?

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I love it. I really enjoy this. Swishy.

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David has beat me down to the point where I don't even. He walks in, he don't even comment I might be wearing a Borat thong.

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And you don't say, I was just

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looking at you and be like, I guess that's it.

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Actually, that's dejecting. We're like. I walk in and I go, this is gonna get the guys going. They're gonna say a bunch of. Nobody says anything to me except Matt will turn to me and goes, that's gay. And I'm like, there you go. And it just. That's it.

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Because you can't do it all the time. You realize you've deadened my senses to that, right? You know that?

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Yeah, Yeah, I guess that's true.

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You beat. You beat me into submission where you. You can walk in wearing a leopard print cheetah skirt and I won't say a word.

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I had a. A leopard print button up. I went out yesterday because I had to get. You know, I get. Every year I try to get like a American flag thing for 4th of July. Oh, do you? I'm going to spend some time with my family in Boca for the fourth of July. And so I said, let me go and get some. And then I saw this hanging on. Yeah. And I said, yeah. Let me tell you, there was one that was.

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That's your Fourth of July.

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No, no, I just had to get this as an aside. As an aside. This was crushed really hard. I did get a nice American flag button up. That'll be cool. You know, speaking of beating people down into submission, I know you said that you hadn't seen it and maybe we could dig it up here, but the Dustin Poirier.

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Oh, yeah.

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Video of him in the airport is very funny and I want to show it to you and I want to get your thoughts on it. Let me see if I can find it real quick. Dustin.

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Knowing what I know about Dustin and like Connor, it's like they've time swapped. Like they. They're in different dimensions because Connor is now clean. He looks great. He's getting ready for a fight.

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Yep.

[B]

Dustin's on. Off the wagon.

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Yeah, he is.

[B]

Which is very sad to see.

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It's. It's sad, but also, I have to admit, and maybe I'm looking at this totally wrong. It made me like him a lot. So for those of you that don't know what what happens is, Dustin is removed. It made me like him a lot. I already liked him. I like Dustin.

[B]

But.

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But he is removed from his flight because of some sort of belligerence.

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Oh, he's drunk. He's drunk at the airport.

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He's drunk at the Airport. And just listen to this sequence. It's so great. Big dog, what's going on? What's up about your hoes? Let's go

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lying.

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Yeah, pull me off the plane. All my boys went to the crib now.

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What the.

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By the way, I cannot, like, now that I listen to this video. You know the Deadpool Wolverine movie?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

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Where. Where Channing Tatum is gambling? Yeah, very much same dude. It's so funny. He has that.

[B]

He's from Louisiana.

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Louisiana accent? Yeah, that Creole kind of accent. And it's coming out. Dude, it comes out hard. Just listen to it. And this is why he got you dusting part, man.

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You bro.

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Yo. So scary.

[B]

Yo, yo. Utop lobster, man. You bro. Whoa.

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Yo, he went from just saying, like, yeah, they threw me off the plane. These. These is hoes. And he's like, are you Dustin Poirier? Hey, you, man.

[B]

Hey. I did.

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I love that.

[B]

Her.

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I'll fight you right now. No, I don't want to fight. I'll go with you right now.

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I don't want to fight. There it is.

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That's real. He really is gonna fight you, too.

[B]

That's Dustin Pory.

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Look at his face. Look at the way he's looking at him. That is a Dude who is 100 ready to you.

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He just wants to fight, man.

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That's it. I just want to fight.

[B]

Born. You know what I think it is?

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I just want to bang. Remember that from the fucking. Or whatever it was. I just want to bang.

[B]

Yo. Okay, I'll tell you what it is. And this is real sad, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that on Father's Day? It's on Father's Day. Damn.

[A]

Well, maybe he just wanted to get back to his kids.

[B]

No, he said he was going to hang out with his boys at the crib. That's not a good look. He had to just watch a dude that he beat win the title at the White House.

[A]

Yeah, maybe that's hard.

[B]

And he's never. He's never won the title. And he could, like, if he would have fought Toporia, I think he beats him. Tapori.

[A]

Think so.

[B]

Yeah, He's. He's a good fighter, but he's not. He's not big. As big as these guys.

[A]

Yeah, Dustin's big.

[B]

Dustin's big.

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Dustin's a big dude.

[B]

That was Gage. He was big. That's why. That's why he beat him.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he's watching, like, the thing he could never do gets done by Justin and just.

[A]

Yeah, and then he gets up and gets thrown off the Plane here. Let's let it rip. Yeah, tell him, come on, get a couple. Because it's gonna be bad, bro. Just. He drops the end bomb on him in a second. Hold on, Wait, listen, listen. It'll be bad, bro. Just. It's gonna be bad.

[B]

No, bro.

[A]

Bro, it's gonna be bad. My. Oh, my God.

[B]

Bro, it might be.

[A]

Oh, it's gonna be bad.

[B]

Yeah, just get him to pull a guillotine. You'll be fine.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

You got all the time in the world.

[A]

It's gonna be bad. My, oh, my. That's a drop. That's a drop right there. I want to pull that back because he just says it. People are going off, too. They're like, what did he say? I can't believe he said, bro. He's about to beat this guy's ass, and you're worried that he said, that's crazy. That's crazy.

[B]

People are mad about.

[A]

Yeah, they're mad about it. People are mad about it. They're mad about the. The ease with which it came out, too. Like, you're like, oh, you know, that wasn't his first time.

[B]

It was like,

[A]

it's gonna be bad. My.

[B]

It's like that, dude, it's gonna be bad. Our slurry buddy.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Shout out to him.

[A]

He might be on the show soon.

[B]

I wonder if DC's probably gonna cry about it. This is DC's boy, too.

[A]

God.

[B]

Yeah, but why?

[A]

Why cry about it? This is. See, this is my. My thing is every time a UFC fighter goes off the rails, I'm like, you're dealing with savages. Yeah, you're dealing with savages.

[B]

Fights in a cage for a living.

[A]

He fights in a cage. We want it both ways. We want you to fight in a cage, but then we want you to be a politically correct. Yeah, yeah, a role model. Exactly. It's gonna be bad. No, bro, bro, bro. What's up? Bro, relax.

[B]

Is the worst case scenario for Dustin

[A]

because it's like, it's bad.

[B]

They recognize you, you can fight. He has a gun.

[A]

They're gonna. Yeah, they're gonna. But by the way, they're gonna kill you at the end of this. What we're really left with, spoiler alert, is like, you know, he just gets arrested. Like, he doesn't put his hands on anybody. It's not really the worst. So he gets drunk, he gets upset, he threatens to fight a cop. Oh, fucking.

[B]

Well, haven't we all?

[A]

Haven't we all? Come on, bro. I beat up a cop when I was 16 years old. I beat up a cop in front of the high school, in front of everybody. So, I mean, you know, Dustin Poirier is. I'm a worse man.

[B]

Did you call him a.

[A]

No, I didn't. I didn't even know he was a cop.

[B]

To be perfectly Grace, now you're allowed to do a podcast like this.

[A]

That's right. I thought he was a crossing guard. I thought I up a crossing guard. Turns out it was a cop.

[B]

Relax, relax, relax, bro.

[A]

Relax, relax, relax, bro. I'm gonna bang you up, bro. Relax, bro. I'm gonna bang you up. That's so scary, bro. I love all the words.

[B]

I don't like that.

[A]

I'm gonna bang you up, bro.

[B]

That's like. I don't know. I don't know if I could take you serious. You gonna bang me up? If he told me he's gonna bang me up, I'd be like, he's definitely gonna do it. I know, but it just doesn't feel good.

[A]

I like the words. I like the words. I'm gonna bang you up.

[B]

I don't like it.

[A]

It's fun. I like it makes. It makes getting assaulted fun. Yeah.

[B]

Do better trash talk. Tell them that you're gonna like it is. You know what it is, though?

[A]

Maybe it's. Maybe that's just what it sounds like in his, you know, creole sort of neck of the woods. Maybe that's what it. Mustang from there. Yeah.

[B]

It wouldn't compute with me. I wouldn't be threatened by it. You're going to do what to me? What to me? Sorry. And then all of a sudden, you just getting beat up.

[A]

I'm gonna bang you up. Just relax.

[B]

Give me a good one.

[A]

Give me a good one. He's staying tasty. They kicked him off.

[B]

What's going on, brother? Talk to me.

[A]

The beast is lying. Hoes, man. Hey, man, what's going on? Talk to me real quick. These hoes are lying.

[B]

You know what?

[A]

Would you believe that?

[B]

I gotta agree with you, sir.

[A]

You're not wrong.

[B]

Do be lying.

[A]

And what I like, too, is that Mr. Poirier, Dustin had it with the ladies.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then he was very unfair to this guy because this guy just came up and said, are you Dustin Poirier, bro? But then this guy comes and he's like, what's the problem? Talk to me. He's like, these hoes are lying. Actually, he started it over again.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Because the other guy.

[B]

Looping.

[A]

He's not looping. The original officer came to him and said, what's the problem? And he said, these clothes are lying. And he was like, well, what happened then? The cop's response was wrong. The cop cut straight to. Are you Dustin Poirier?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Dustin saw you're not here to help me. Hey, you, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So now he's giving this other officer the exact same opportunity.

[B]

Let's see what he says. He's like, God forbid, raise my hand. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[A]

He let him, he let him, he said, you know what? I've threatened enough officers today here. Let's let he. So he's befuddled because watch this cop goes, they kicked him off the flight. He's a UFC fighter.

[B]

Are you you Dustin Poirier? He's I'll you up. And they. Carter, Carter, get over here.

[A]

Well, watch, watch, watch it. Because this, the cop goes like he's explaining to his his partner what's going on. It's very funny. They kicked him off. This guy's a UFC fighter. What's going on, brother?

[B]

Talk to me.

[A]

The BE is lying hoes, man. He's so scared, though.

[B]

Everybody's nervous.

[A]

Everybody's nervous.

[B]

Thank God.

[A]

Cuz if he wanted to right now, he just started dinging him. Yeah.

[B]

But then he gets shot.

[A]

Found it. Pound it. All right now.

[B]

You did a great job.

[A]

You did a great job. You did what you could. You did what you could. Is such a crazy.

[B]

Okay. I do like, I don't know, I

[A]

like him more like Dustin Poirier, man. I have no problems with anything. You had a hard time.

[B]

I wish he was with his kids on.

[A]

It's gonna be bad.

[B]

It's gonna be bad.

[A]

It's gonna be bad. I'm gonna bang you up. It's gonna be bad.

[B]

I'm gonna bang you up, boy.

[A]

Call him because it's gonna be bad. Crazy, man.

[B]

Over here.

[A]

I, I it. Look, lots of people arrested, been arrested. Lots of people had too many drinks. Lots of people got into fights at bars or out in the streets or whatever. I don't know what it's like to be a dude who's paid to commit violence in a cage and then expected to act like a normal guy. And then to potentially what you described, Watch the dude you beat go on to become champion at the White House. Like, that's heavy. These are high stakes individuals. I mean.

[B]

Yeah. Something you work your whole life for. Now you have, like, no aim.

[A]

Yeah, no.

[B]

And he's young. He's probably younger than us or our age. Right? So it's like we still got a lot of things that we want to do.

[A]

Yeah. And these people, by the way, you're in a constant state of high risk, high reward.

[B]

That's gone.

[A]

I don't think that. That you can mitigate that properly in the rest of your life. So everything you're training for, everything you're geared towards at all time, and if you have a championship mentality, dial that up to 100.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It is high risk, high reward. I am training to kill you until the ref stops me from doing it. And if I can't do it, you're gonna do that to me. And the reward for it.

[B]

These hoses lying is insane.

[A]

But you want me to turn that down? You want me to have a couple of drinks and be able to turn that down? Like, I. You know, I don't really have too

[B]

much of a wonder if he was just being, like, a little bit loud on the plane.

[A]

He's kind of got a black thing, you know?

[B]

Yeah, I bet his boys is black.

[A]

He's kind of got a black thing.

[B]

They were chimping out, as they say,

[A]

they are chipping out. I think he was chimping out a little bit, but I, like, at the end, he goes, you know what? Arrest me.

[B]

You did a good job.

[A]

And then he tells him he did a good job.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, he goes, you did what you could. That's crazy. You did what you could, and you couldn't have done anything else. Yeah, that's crazy, bro.

[B]

I think he realized. So he wasn't. He was crazy. He's not scared of the one cop, not scared of the. The Taser. Then he sees me as a black dude.

[A]

You know what's crazy? He wanted to know. He's like, give me a good one. He was saying that about. He's like, I want to know what it feels like to get taste. Yeah, give me a good one, man. You know what that is? That's a guy who goes, I think I could take it.

[B]

Oh, I think he. I think he could have took it. You think he would. You think he would have, like, like, sparked out and just crashed?

[A]

No, I think he might have, like, stiffened up a little bit, and he would have pulled him out. You know those videos.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Every time I see those videos, I

[B]

go, yeah, dude, they should do that. They should. They should just start tasing UFC fighters to see what happens. Well, can you take it?

[A]

I think in that moment, if he would have said, like, okay, Dustin, I'm gonna taste. I'm gonna arrest you afterwards. But, like, you want to see if you could take, like, it. Let's see if you can take it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, no, no, nothing. Like, there's no hard feelings or nothing,

[B]

but, like, cams off.

[A]

You want to find out? I. I kind of want to know, too.

[B]

How many bullets does it take to stop a Francis Ngannou? Oh, good question.

[A]

Yeah. If 50 Cent took nine and it didn't kill him. And it didn't kill him.

[B]

I don't really know if I believe that story.

[A]

I believe it. Yeah. I've seen the scars and everything. Yeah. 50 scars, you probably pull them up.

[B]

Yeah, but those could be scars from anything.

[A]

Could just be monkeypox from frying chicken or something.

[B]

That grease be popping and burnt on some fried chicken.

[A]

50. I think 50 got shot a bunch of times. I think you can get really, really, really lucky, you know? 50 went on to make a song called God Gave Me Style. God gave me grace. Like, 50 loves the Lord. 50's kind of an interesting character, bro.

[B]

He.

[A]

He does. He does. If you follow his whole career. I remember when DJ Khaled started a beef with 50 Cent, and he didn't know that 50 Cent didn't do, like, kayfabe, and he started sending DJ Khaled videos of his mom at work, videos of his mom getting her nails done. And. And then DJ Khaled just stopped. He was like, oh, I. With the wrong dude. Like, 50 is one of the rare guys in the industry. I think there's like, oh, a real one actually got dropped in there because I was looking at. Maybe I pulled it up, actually. Videos of Tupac doing that real feminine speak. You know, that video. He's kind of like a. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

He's doing an interview.

[A]

Yeah. And he's like a dancer or like a theater kid or something like that. And you go, oh, my God, Tupac was. Is. Was whatever. A homosexual man who was a great actor is. Is a homosexual man and is a great actor. And I say that almost as a glowing endorsement. The character that was Tupac. Compelling, very cool character. Like, he played that character really well because it clearly wasn't him. If you see that video of him as a theater kid, and. But I don't think 50 Cent was ever really playing much of a character. I think that's exactly who Curtis Jackson. Curtis Curtis. I think that's exactly who Curtis Jackson actually was. And every once in a while, somebody. Yeah, yeah. And. And then he also made great music. This is kind of fun. So this is a post that came from Owen, and it's Owen posting from Tinfoil Hat that was posting from Owen. Owen Benjamin. Yeah. Yeah. And. And when I saw this, I said, wow, what a crazy revelation. And this comes from Dr. Narco Longo.

[B]

Owen posting from.

[A]

It's actually a clip of tinfoil hat.

[B]

Yeah, I. I think I saw Johnny Woodard post this.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

With narcology. Yeah. So what the hell is happening here?

[A]

So fun.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It's so funny. Like, it's. It's one of those things that's. You want to talk about hidden in plain sight. Wow.

[B]

Talking about the Jews.

[A]

We're talking about the Jews. Get a load of this, guys.

[B]

No one's ever broke this on the Internet. If you go through all the fast

[A]

food chains, they all have some dark, insidious origin. Now we have the seven Eleven food chain. Do you guys know what the seven eleven brand of foods and desserts is called?

[B]

What?

[A]

Go Yum Foods. Wow. Yep. Goyam Foods. Are you. Are you kidding me?

[B]

Those are the best foods.

[A]

Are you kidding me?

[B]

Why do they have to do this?

[A]

What an insulting. Goyam Foods.

[B]

Well, that's actually anti Semitic, but let's. Let's keep going. Go Yum. So funny. Literally, Goya really quick. I don't know his stance on the whole juice up, but he's another one that kind of came out of nowhere with like.

[A]

Is it.

[B]

Oh, Open season on the Jews. I actually had a lot of these

[A]

books, and then I. I don't know. It feels like a lot of people pivoted after.

[B]

I'll just. I'll make a bold prediction.

[A]

Go ahead.

[B]

He definitely did pivot because he was, like, tight with. With Juan.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. And I know they didn't want to touch that. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

But now it's safe. So everybody. Open season.

[A]

Safe. Dangerous. What's dangerous? Dangerous Anymore fighting Justin Boris. That is dangerous. That is dangerous. It's gonna be bad. You're gonna get banged up foods. If you go get ice Cream at 7:11. It's Goyam brand here.

[B]

You're not even kidding. Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah, just goy yum.

[A]

So.

[B]

Oh, yo, that's up.

[A]

That's crazy. The Jews are putting harmful chemicals into food.

[B]

They're making unhealthy food.

[A]

You're putting the chemicals in the food. You, you and you.

[B]

Is it you? So that the goyim.

[A]

You guys could consume it and then become stupider, Weak, dumb, fat, lazy. Right? And you sort of see when you

[B]

go into these stores, all of these

[A]

processed foods with all these artificial crap. That's terrible for you. Stuff like McDonald's, right? Where some of this, by the way, McDonald's recently has been. It's been defended by some of these like red pill dietary accounts. Like, you know, these dudes who sun their.

[B]

Oh, they, they might be getting paid. You remember the whole thing with, with Coca Cola.

[A]

That was weird.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Everybody starts big up in soda.

[B]

Yeah, the.

[A]

Like, I thought that was the most obvious.

[B]

How come they didn't big. I. I like Coca Cola. I would have been like, yeah, I'm

[A]

drink it right now. You know what though? You drinking a Coca Cola cup with a wrestling shirt on is like, you really do enjoy your goy slop. Well, you enjoy it today.

[B]

Today. You know what I think it is? I'm wearing it and I was at BJ's and I was like, let me get a Coca Cola. Yeah, let me get that pretzel.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

[B]

We slop it up today.

[A]

I don't know. I mean, it is delicious. It's hyper palatable. They have sloppy teams of Jewish scientists trying to make it delectable. So you might as well.

[B]

These Jewish people aren't scientists. These are just regular scientists.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

Employed by Jews.

[A]

I do think that something has happened too where like, it's not as good as it used to be.

[B]

We have to figure out how to make the goy slap taste. Yeah.

[A]

There was something I had recently where I was like, man, like, this doesn't hit like it used to. Like, I had an uncrustables not long ago and I was like, not as

[B]

good, not as uncrustable.

[A]

I don't know if it's. Maybe my taste buds have changed or if the formulas have changed.

[B]

You're right. I had a Pringles and it was like, I can stop.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They say you can't. Yeah, that was a lie.

[B]

I stopped after two. Yeah, you're right. They're doing something. I think maybe, maybe RFK has with one of the ingredients that they're allowed to put in.

[A]

Yeah. So they have to find the Cyclone B. They took it out of the food and now it's not as good. What the.

[B]

That is crazy that it's goy yum food. Come on. That's the best stuff in this food is literally.

[A]

It should not be entering your system. It's just terrible. It's just not healthy for you.

[B]

And the Jews are feeding it to you.

[A]

You know, they're feeding it to the

[B]

game to make them weak and stupid so that essentially the Jews have full control of everything. So the end game is what with that like, why is. Why is this. Oh, goy slop.

[A]

I mean, why are they feeding people? You know, is it out? I'm gonna name it restaurant that I think. Hey, just call it what it is, right?

[B]

I mean, transparency. Well, check this out. I. I know you've probably seen this. The adl, they're in.

[A]

Oh, I've scrolled past this a number of times. Didn't realize it's being posted by the adl.

[B]

Are these guys getting free goy slop right now?

[A]

Oh, my God. We're gonna get out of here. The. The YouTube people. Goy slop. They don't deserve this.

[B]

Nancy, it's been over 30 minutes. Nancy.

[A]

Nancy. Elite. You kick these people out.

[B]

All right, we gotta kick them out.

[A]

Bye. Goodbye to YouTube, goodbye to other places. If you want to be an elite goy Slop, enjoy your patreon.com forward/netflix squad.

[B]

That's right. Only the elite could sip on our slop, man. All right, everybody's gone.

[A]

So this is the ADL addressing the term goy slop. The adoles. What's that?

[B]

This is a term that I call them.

[A]

One second.

[B]

They're my friends. A slur doesn't stop being a slur because teenagers started. What do you mean by teenagers?

[A]

What are you talking about? You're the ones that use the slur.

[B]

You're the.

[A]

It's. You're the slur makers.

[B]

So on. Language in their comments treats the anti Semitic slur goy slop as a fun linguistic curiosity rather than what it is.

[A]

Who said that it was coming? Somebody said that goy was about to be labeled a slur by the adl.

[B]

I mean, listen, this is like you're in the Matrix. You don't have to read the code anymore. You just know this is very. Yeah, dude.

[A]

Who said that, though? Somebody was on this show. Oh, probably me saying that I'm a prophet. It's a matter of time. The ADL is going to label goy.

[B]

As I prophesied over my church, many people have left because they've been wrong. Yeah. This is crazy normalizing. This is dangerous, even edgy slang. It combines goy. The Hebrew word colloquially. Colloquially refers to non Jews. No, no, it means animals.

[A]

It means. Yeah, it means, like, livestock.

[B]

To promote a conspiracy that Jewish people deliberately poison non Jews with cheap food to make them docile.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait. But you're doing such a. You're doing such a stupid thing here where you're saying, like, goy just means non Jew. No, it's a slur. Yeah.

[B]

It's a slur.

[A]

It's an insult. And it's. And it's. You watch Ari Shafir's stand up on it when he's talking about it. He's like, it's one of the best insults because it's so versatile. It means everybody.

[B]

Yeah, it did. It is very versatile.

[A]

Yeah. And it's. It's not just, like, against. You know, we have slurs for one people group or slurs for another people group. They have slurs for everybody that's not them. That's everybody that's not them gets it.

[B]

You know how racist. You know how long you've got to be racist to figure out a word like that?

[A]

That racism is the best.

[B]

And then goy, too. Like, I wonder where the. The prefix of the terminology comes. Because all words kind of. We gotta ask Brian.

[A]

Like, that's like one of those words.

[B]

Like, boy. Cause they.

[A]

Them.

[B]

Them.

[A]

Oh, God, bro.

[B]

So, yeah, anyway, it's. It's illegal now to say.

[A]

Yeah, well, that was. I mean, as soon as you can't

[B]

feed us goy slop and then say, we can't call it goy slap. That's not fair. You're not playing by the rules. These are the rules for Jews.

[A]

These are the.

[B]

Yeah, and they make no sense.

[A]

They make no sense. Yeah, well, shout out to Owen Benjamin. So when they. When we had the fake Epstein file drop and Goy was mentioned.

[B]

Oh, we're just going with that narrative that it was fake.

[A]

I think it's not that it's, like, completely fake, but, like, I think a lot of in there was, you know, fabricated. Not just fabricated. A lot of it was meaningless. Some of it was AI generated. Some of it was inconsequential, like, wasn't real type of deal.

[B]

So I don't like that they put conspiracy theory. Goy slap is a conspiracy theory.

[A]

I mean, it's.

[B]

It's labeled. I mean, I could probably read the back of this.

[A]

It says, yeah, slop 40. Goy slop. 40 is one of the fucking ingredients.

[B]

Goy slop for going to kill you.

[A]

But I look at it like that moment when we got all those files.

[B]

Matt's selling goy slap up there.

[A]

He is. He is what? He's selling cotton candy.

[B]

Cotton candy with all the. All the dyes in them. My kids come here, they go. They go, I want that. I want that.

[A]

What are we doing here? I mean, what are we doing? Soon we're gonna. We're. We're having discussions about turning this entire. Literally splitting it in half, it's going to be NDS Studios and then the coffee shop. And, yeah, we have to get our

[B]

agents in the room to talk with Matt because he's a tough bargain.

[A]

He's. Yeah, he'll drag you in circles coming to the same conclusions four times in a row. But, you know, I. I want to have a discussion with him. Like, yo, we can't be pushing goy slop up front. Or maybe we do. I'm just saying, if you're gonna do goy slop, you go all goy slop.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And if you're not going to do that, then you go all, like, healthy foods with tallow and all these other things. But I don't like this lukewarm. I spit you from my mouth because you are lukewarm when you're goy slop. I don't want some boy slope coffee shop for your. Your dealings in goy sloped in semen thick. But, yeah, we found out that Epstein allegedly used the. The phrase goy. Yeah, it's like 365 times. Like, the Bible says, do not fear. 365.

[B]

One for every day.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. And I said, man, like, that's it after this. It's like, it's. It's our word now.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you're gonna come along with the ADL and you're gonna say, no, no, you can't have this word. I say you on your news publication.

[B]

He's trying to make goy into.

[A]

And I won't let the G word.

[B]

The G word. Right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's a protected word.

[A]

I think it is for me, for a protected class.

[B]

I'm referring to myself, like, we should. We should make a rap genre. We just use goy.

[A]

Yeah. What time is it?

[B]

Red 40, baby.

[A]

Yeah, I like that. That's. That's. That's got something to it. Yeah. I mean, there's also really fantastic branding in there. I've been thinking about it for a while.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Goy like having a show. Yeah. Yo, what if we had find a flavor Flavor shirt that says, yeah, boy, but just turn the boy to goy and then get flavor. Flavor yarmulke. Oh, man. And instead of a big clock, it's a big Star of David, a big Star of REM fan on his chain, man.

[B]

Oh, my goodness.

[A]

That's good. Yo, I'll wear that in the coffee shop, dude. I will wear that here.

[B]

No, wait up. We need somebody. I don't think we can get away with using Flavor Flav, though.

[A]

Okay. Just turn them white.

[B]

Flavor Flav's Jewish lawyers just take him

[A]

but turn him white. I'm down with that. Yeah. Yo, Goyimi and Grove is crazy. Goy ass. Going hard as. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[B]

This show is off the rails.

[A]

They're trying to.

[B]

They're trying to worship Trump back there.

[A]

Is that what they're doing? I think they are doing that. And we're just screaming.

[B]

Yeah, man, Flavor Flav is super black.

[A]

Goyem's with attitude. Yeah, he's very dark. Very dark. But if we take him, what is he famous for?

[B]

I get being in Public Enemy.

[A]

I guess it's crazy, too, because he wears the crown. So. So maybe what we'll do is we'll put you in a yamaka with a big chain that's got a, you know, star rampant on it.

[B]

On my head.

[A]

Yes. Square on your forehead and it says. Yeah.

[B]

Gold teeth.

[A]

I love it. We can do that. We can 100 do that.

[B]

Okay. God, this is gonna be horrific.

[A]

That's a banger of a shirt, bro. You. You with the fucking. With the chain on and everything and the gold teeth and it says. Yeah, goy.

[B]

You think it's tired of being like this? I'm sorry for the language. Go ahead, coon ass. Yeah, because that's really what this is.

[A]

100.

[B]

Yeah, it's sad.

[A]

Remember they used to have that show, Flavor of Love, where it would just be, like, sucking his. His, like, matchstick dick.

[B]

Ms. New York on there.

[A]

Oh, yeah, she was funny.

[B]

She was funny. She got her own show. Yeah, man.

[A]

This dude owl says famous for being famous, plus clocks.

[B]

That's pretty much it. Yeah, he, him and Snoop Dogg have really, like, carved out a nice niche for themselves of just being, like, sort of relevant rappers and then TV person. You know what?

[A]

My son's been watching unironically, like he's enjoying it. No, Paula Dean. Like the old cooking show with Paula Dean.

[B]

I haven't seen that.

[A]

Paula.

[B]

You know what I've been watching with

[A]

all the butter and the wine?

[B]

Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah.

[A]

Never seen it, by the way, that everybody's saying we got to make. Yeah. Goya a drop now. I like that he's been watching that, though. It's a cooking show. Paula Dean is a cooking show.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Qui Gon said love her use of butter. Yes. And she just loves her use. She makes. She makes goy slop where it makes all sugar and. And butter and pastries.

[B]

It's like country.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, Kind of country. Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He likes a little cooking show I've

[B]

been enjoying Antique Road Show. It's it that used to my new face. It still does.

[A]

You're probably right about that.

[B]

You're wrong about that. Used to. How dare I?

[A]

Yes. I haven't. I just haven't seen it.

[B]

That's all. The goy slap in your brain.

[A]

That's right. Yeah. Corroded my Archers.

[B]

It's one of these shows that there are billions of episodes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You. So you could seemingly watch it forever.

[A]

And they.

[B]

They've designed it. This is also slop.

[A]

It's.

[B]

This is goy slope. They've designed it in a way I've picked up. Like, because. Because we do, like, production. So, like, I see what they do. They end an episode. They have like a big segment. The episode ends.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They play the role.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Like produced by. Blah, blah, blah. And then they show you three or four more things.

[A]

Yeah. Of the next episode.

[B]

Yeah. No, no, the same episode. Oh, it's not a preview. Like.

[A]

Like there's some shit.

[B]

They came in with these glasses and they're like, well, these glasses are worth a lot because. And then they give you the whole thing. And they got evaluated in five to $10,000 and you should insure for 15. And they go, oh, wow. Didn't know that. Then they play the role. And then.

[A]

That's weird.

[B]

They do like a B roll kind of thing where they show the tents and. And then they'll go.

[A]

Do they dance?

[B]

No, no, it's just white people.

[A]

No, I meant the tents.

[B]

No, David, the tents never dance. Then they'll go to the next clip and they'll be like, I brought in this soda cup and it was worth $150. And they go, I had this fidget spinner and it was worth. And then the episode ends out right. And then the next episode picks up with little tidbits just like that. So you never know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When the episode has ended and when the next one has begun.

[A]

That's interesting. You can be there. Just lulls you into this hypnotic state of antique roadhouse.

[B]

Eight hours later.

[A]

That is goy slop, too. You know why? Because it's the pipe dream that some of your old garbage will actually make you the goyim wealthy.

[B]

Yeah. You thought this comic book was worth anything.

[A]

You're going to wage. Slave until you die. Nothing that you own is worth money.

[B]

Some of the people do be bringing in some interesting. I do.

[A]

Like when they.

[B]

You're right.

[A]

That other show, the one where they would go to the pawn Shop. Pawn shop was a good.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Porn stars.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Which is weird. I used to like that too.

[B]

That one is more fabricated. Like that one, they. They get people.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And then they do the haggling. This one, you're right. It could be a lot of. Because it. Like this guy's an expert and he goes, well, I haven't seen this. This is the holy grail of spinners. And actually, do you see the little marking? And then all of a sudden it's worth however much money and they go, oh, my gosh. I didn't know. I was like, no one's buying that.

[A]

Cards are weird like that. Because they'll go like, this is a misprint. This is a factory mistake. Therefore it's worth you $1 billion. Like, I get it. I could see how it's a factory misprint because you can stack it up to the other ones. But like, the idea that that makes it worth so much more money is fucking insane.

[B]

You know what, though? They do have episodes where they have people put some of the stuff in auction and they follow up with them and should be selling for the price that they said and more.

[A]

Yeah, it happens too.

[B]

So. Yeah, exactly.

[A]

So I'm making right now. So I. I have a couple of cards left.

[B]

Let me tell you something. Your Pokemon cards.

[A]

No, they are. It's crazy. Not mine, not mine. But like, I've seen. Dude, I watched one. Holy, holy sh.425, 000 for one individual card. It's insane. Not my cards. I.

[B]

You know what?

[A]

My cards are heavily played.

[B]

This is why. This is why the guitar that I have, that black one, the black and white. I bought that one.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I had one like it. But I'm like, I gotta have something to pass on.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I need slops to pass on to my kids.

[A]

My uncle had.

[B]

Right.

[A]

All this stuff and. And he. All these guitars and it was worth like his house over multiple times. And when he passed away, his wife didn't know what she was doing with it. So she just. Just. She's selling it and then she's getting scammed by Nigerian princes.

[B]

No.

[A]

It's the worst thing ever. I gotta find somebody like that Nigerian prince.

[B]

Don't know what they got.

[A]

Highest selling Pokemon card. Okay, so. Okay, yeah, you're gonna be very. Wait, guess.

[B]

First highest selling.

[A]

Probably.

[B]

Probably $600,000 or something like that.

[A]

Oh, man, you better get your. Pushed in dog.

[B]

No dog.

[A]

Highest selling Pokemon card in history in 1998. Pikachu illustrator card 10 mint 16 million. $492,000. 16 million. Why 492? Because I don't know. The. The market is based off of weird perception.

[B]

This is dog. I just saw. I just saw a guy had a story.

[A]

He's like.

[B]

Well, it has. It comes with great provenance. He's gambling at a casino. Yeah. And it's a little. What is like a paper cup holder. You know, like, you put it on your. Your cup. On it.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

So the full. So. So this doesn't happen.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Like a coaster.

[B]

Yeah. And Michael Jordan was there, and Michael Jordan signed his coaster, and he's like, it's worth three to five thousand dollars now. I was like, michael Jordan's still alive. I could find him and get it. So you're saying that just because a guy takes a thing and then puts it on. So I think I'm. I've transcended above the. The goy slop.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And. And I got the guitar, and I was like, this is a good keepsake, right? It's very cool. It has value to us. So I can pass it down. But what I need to become the person that makes the thing valuable.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How do you do that? You could just sign a bunch of your own and sell it.

[B]

Sell it to myself. I have heard fake my own death.

[A]

I've heard instances of that happening where, like. Like, if.

[B]

If I. If I died, would my artwork be worth more?

[A]

You'd have to first achieve something that's correct. And then you have to die. But, dude, so I'm looking at, like, some of these cards, right? I need, like, five cards to finish my set, and the. The two that I. I'm not gonna get because I'm never gonna spend this kind of money. One is, like, minimum 400 to 500 for a Charizard, and then the other one is, like, 150 to 200. I'm not gonna spend that money. I'm just not. Like, I like the cards. It's fun to collect them. It's a little piece of Americana now. You know, Chinese. Well, nostalgia really is what I mean to say. It's like 90s on display, right? Okay. I'm building a shadow box box because I want to put them in here, but I also have to make it so that you can't take it. So I have to build the shadow box, and I have to make it in a way that, like, it actually goes on the wall, and you're not gonna remove it, and you can't necessarily open it, but. Yeah, There's a couple of cards I just know I'm not gonna get. Like, I'm not. I'm not gonna pay 400 for a Charizard, dude. And it's almost funnier that that little slot is empty.

[B]

I seen a Charizard in New York for 75. I tried to call you, but you.

[A]

75?

[B]

Yeah. And I'm like, is this.

[A]

You know why? Because they do a bunch of. Where it's like it. They. They remake them. Yeah, but they remade them in like 2012.

[B]

I know that there's something. So they look shadowless.

[A]

Shadowless is another thing. Yeah, that's a whole ass bag of worms there. But so stupid. Yeah, man. I mean, these cards are. Yeah, you can find one Charizard 1999, 399 on. On eBay. So like 400.

[B]

So it has value. See, even. Even the fact that it's 400.

[A]

Yeah. Well, look at this. This is a pre owned 10. $70,000 for a mint. That's what they're asking.

[B]

But what is it sold for? You know?

[A]

Yeah, sure, but I mean, you know, you do get those videos where it's like somebody actually buys it. But that doesn't mean. Right. I mean, you could price something at whatever you'd like, but in order to find a seller. But then you have these influencers as I collect them and I have a show, like these influences, these influencers, like these who are. Are going out and they're buying them in mass. I got a dude that I follow.

[B]

It's a great point.

[A]

Raven. Soccer is gay also. Raven. I collect Pokemon cards. Amen. But I feel bad because you know who hit me up? Anthony Graffio. Hit me up.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And he's like, oh, yeah. And he shows me like an OG Snorlax and I go, oh, that's so cool, man. And he goes, you collect any of the new. I'm like, that's gay. And he's like, I actually do. And I go, all right, well, you know, I can't. I can't do any of the new I. It doesn't mean anything to me. There's just so many of these little stupid drawings of these characters. This is like strictly. There's something about when I look at them. It's like. I think it's a lot to do with the instability of my childhood. And I was never able to hold on to anything. I have no toys. I have two pictures of me when I was a kid. Like, that's it. There's no old clothes, nobody Ever saved anything from me. So there is something about going back and collecting these things that are from an era when I was, like, 8, 9 years old.

[B]

I get it. That's why I buy the. The Jordan.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. There's just something about it. There's something nostalgic about People still wear this shit.

[B]

Because I see there's kid. The kids that come here, I look at their shoes, and I was like, you wearing, like, New Balance?

[A]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the kids wear.

[B]

You faggot.

[A]

He was gay ass.

[B]

Actually, we should ask him. You should be like, yo, come in here. What kind of shoes you wear right

[A]

now, Cisco, and roast him for his shitty shoes. Is that what.

[B]

I wonder if they look at our shoes and be like, yo, cool shoes.

[A]

I think they look at our shoes and they go like, old dudes.

[B]

I'm gonna ask. Let's ask the girls up front.

[A]

Oh, what. What shoes they wear. All right, Go ask them. I don't think shoes mean to them. Oh. Ask them if we're old. This is gonna be painful. This is gonna hurt.

[B]

It's gonna hurt me a lot. But I want to know, because what is. She's like, 18.

[A]

I don't know how old. I don't even know. They're all 15, as far as I can tell.

[B]

Probably 19 years old to work.

[A]

Yeah. I think you can work and be 15 years old.

[B]

Chad doesn't think they were old. Right.

[A]

Because Chad is old. I mean, our demographic is, like, 32 to 45.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, that's our demo. So, yeah, Chat is old.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Chad has gonna be really painful. I don't even want to know what she's gonna say.

[B]

Black still wear Jordans. That's right.

[A]

Laney.

[B]

Is this the real Laney?

[A]

Oh, Laney. Black still wear Jordans? They do, but they don't like the ones anymore. Like, the ones have.

[B]

I like the ones.

[A]

I really like the ones. Yeah, they're great.

[B]

They don't like dunks anymore. I don't know what black people do.

[A]

I don't think so. Well, I think what happened is I bought Matt a pair of dunks. Dunks and the blood. Only you, not unanimously, went, no more dunks.

[B]

I was gonna buy those same ones. The.

[A]

The pandas. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. And I was just like, no, because Matt got them.

[A]

Yeah, that's a problem. But that's the problem. They're so. They're so versatile.

[B]

They're nice. It's a nice shoe.

[A]

Black and white dunks go with everything. Very cool. Hef alums. 46. Yeah. Yeah, that's our demo. CJJ. Damn. I'm 45. Guess I gotta stop listening next year. No, because we're gonna get in a year older, therefore our demo will get pushed back. Okay.

[B]

Okay, here we go.

[A]

This is Riley. Can you. Can you come here real quick? This is gonna. This is a painful question. I guess you asked the question.

[B]

Because I don't even really know the question.

[A]

I would like. You don't have to go into the camera. I'm just gonna pass you the mic and you just say yes or no. Okay.

[B]

We don't say what you think.

[A]

You can elaborate. You can say what you think.

[B]

So that's the camera that's on? If you want.

[A]

Yeah. Do you just go like this?

[B]

Okay, so we're definitely old. Because I would never. Why?

[A]

I do that sometimes. Are we. Do you think that we're old? Old? No. Oh, really? How old are you? 35. I'm 35.

[B]

I don't know how old I am. Something like that, right?

[A]

No, I don't think you're old.

[B]

Do you think people that wear shoes, like, we Jordans. I like to wear these shoes. Is this, like, old?

[A]

Like, when.

[B]

When you see this, do you be like. Like, old ass?

[A]

What was the. No. You said no. No. Those aren't, like.

[B]

Both of those aren't, like, old people's shoes, you know? Okay.

[A]

Like, if. Tell the truth, what's an old person shoe?

[B]

Like, hey, dudes, we're dealing with the Southern thing. Slide on. Skechers.

[A]

Skechers suck.

[B]

Don't wear those. Okay.

[A]

That's good advice. Good. Because I. I feel like those are good.

[B]

I feel like when we walked in here, because this is just how I dress all the time anyway. I'm like, these people probably think that, like, damn.

[A]

Your net said Nephilim.

[B]

Oh, Unk squad. Yeah. Like Uncle.

[A]

Like, are we Uncle Age, y'? All?

[B]

I didn't know what Unk meant. And the last. The last job I worked, I worked with a bunch of high schoolers, and I was like, what do you guys keep calling me Unc for?

[A]

Damn, I'm 22.

[B]

So you old.

[A]

Oh, you old.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

I just called y' all not old.

[B]

And you're calling me old?

[A]

I'm just trying. I changed my answer. They're old. I'm just trying to figure out where old. I don't know where old is. Thank you. Riley. Get back to work. To know.

[B]

Because I thought.

[A]

See, but that's it. You were lying.

[B]

Are you lying?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right. Because I'm not trying to be like, I'm young and hip, but I don't want to be like, like appearing.

[A]

Don't say that. Don't say young and hip.

[B]

Look at me. Young and hip. Okay, bye.

[A]

Thank you, Riley. All right, so we're hot as. Oh yeah. We do live in the villages too.

[B]

So yes, it's all up.

[A]

Makes us a lot younger. All right, so here, let's bring this up.

[B]

Look at our old ass chat. I'm mad about the. Hey, dudes. She's shady, yo.

[A]

Hey, dudes are an old dude. Shoe slip on. Skechers are bad.

[B]

What does Albarino wear?

[A]

Just tactical boots and, and, and pants with too many pockets. But he didn't got in him close to you.

[B]

He's not wearing no dunk lows.

[A]

No, he's not.

[B]

No.

[A]

We should buy him and send it to him and just see what he says.

[B]

Just buy him a pair of dunk.

[A]

Funny. What size are you, daddy? Yo, what size are you, daddy? Hey, yo, daddy, what size are you?

[B]

He's probably like a 10.

[A]

I would say so. Yeah, something like that. Here, let's bring this on, Cage. So let's actually get into some content at the hour mark. Content. Content. This is, this is interesting. We're doing content every once in a while. We are blessed. We're blessed with some dumb ass date setting propaganda.

[B]

White in the.

[A]

What would you call, conspiracy circles.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

So this is from Paul White, gold eagle. I don't know, pick a color. Says according to the famous Brazilian psychic.

[B]

What happened to our Brazilian lady? She's. She didn't come anymore. No, she died.

[A]

I don't know. We were supposed to pay her for like an extra month. We were like. We all unanimously decided and then we're like, never mind. So shout out to.

[B]

You know what it was, it was just like I didn't like doing the content.

[A]

Like I really do got to admit. Like, I didn't like doing that stuff either.

[B]

It was. I think it was effective.

[A]

It probably was effective, but I don't care. It's like today we're gonna do a tour of the coffee shop. You guys seem perky. Yeah, Try not to seem so old.

[B]

And that's what she. That, that's what she did.

[A]

That a lot I didn't like. Yeah, that was the other thing. Being in her presence feel like Nephilim. UN Squad because she was a young, you know, kiddo.

[B]

A whipper snapper.

[A]

A whipper snapper. And we're talking about our social media Manager that we had for a little bit.

[B]

And she's talking about, like, young.

[A]

A lot of young. Yeah. And I just didn't. Also, she didn't understand it. Like, when we said, like, Jew, she would, like, make a face like, like, goy Slav.

[B]

What do you mean, goy slo?

[A]

What is that? Anti Semitic? You guys are doing anti Semitism. It's like, yeah, that's what we do here.

[B]

Your kids are gonna love it.

[A]

So when you recommend doing media for us, us recommend anti Semitic media. So he goes, according to this famous Brazilian psychic with 23 million Instagram followers.

[B]

Seems kind of high.

[A]

A little high.

[B]

There's a lot of followers.

[A]

That's a ton. Maybe we see if you can find her Instagram. She said that the emergency broadcast was sent by extraterrestrials, Grays and Reptilians who have to warn humanity of what's to come. Okay, so the Grayson who rape us and the Reptilians who shape shift and eat us.

[B]

Hey, speak for yourself.

[A]

I mean that. I think that's what they do. That's kind of their M.O. isn't it? Gray, she's got the raping.

[B]

She's got more than 21 million. It's like 24 million followers.

[A]

24. Yeah, it's gone up.

[B]

Fidente International. I knew what this meant. Which one's her?

[A]

The one that's all the same lady, I think. Think. Yeah, that's definitely the same lady.

[B]

What the is this about?

[A]

So she. All right, so here we. I'm keep reading. So the Grays who rape us and the Reptilians who eat.

[B]

That's like a little down syndrome.

[A]

She does. But maybe that's why she's probably going to the Hill.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Getting this information. They have to warn humanity of what's to come. According to Vidante, there will be a mass sighting and abduction event on June 24th.

[B]

Boo.

[A]

That's today, right? Boo. I, I, I thought you were looking for a drop.

[B]

Yeah, I'm looking for a drop. I hate that.

[A]

Hate that dog. Why not the ufc? I know you guys missed your opportunity.

[B]

You, Scotland and Miami, though.

[A]

I mean, who's fighting Scotland versus Brazil In Miami.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

In Miami. So right here in our backyard today.

[B]

When is that?

[A]

Today?

[B]

Gay. Yeah, but when do they.

[A]

Oh, I don't know.

[B]

Play?

[A]

I don't know what time they play.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

Soccer is very gay. Yeah. And I don't know what time they do their very gay stuff involving an ET Mothership. So people are going to be abducted.

[B]

Hell, yeah.

[A]

And there's gonna be a mass sighting involving an ET mothership. Will this be the fake and gay alien invasion this is gonna be now? So I think we're gonna have to read. Sorry, I probably have to read some subtitles here because I don't speak stupid, silly Spanish. It's not even real Spanish. It's like Spanish and Italian won't like that. She doesn't watch this show. She does not watch this show. Shout out to Tiffany.

[B]

She doesn't watch it so, so hard that she was like, we need to film more content because I will not.

[A]

I will not watch this show and pull content from the show.

[B]

God bless.

[A]

God bless Tiffany. Let's see if this is even in English.

[B]

It's a two.

[A]

Okay, I am not going to watch that. We're gonna mute that and I'm gonna read what she says here. So this was the first signal received here in Brazil. Okay. Okay. She goes on to say, oopsies. The first sign received into Brazil. There will be several other signs that are going to appear now before the day 24. The aliens, as people think, don't communicate with, of course, their mouths. Right. Speech. Okay, guys, the aliens, through the inside of the ship. I went like, I went to take. Hold on a second.

[B]

Like I was taking the ship. I was in alien telepathic. They spoke to me.

[A]

Okay, so she's saying aliens don't talk normal style. They talk telepathically.

[B]

You don't talk normal style either.

[A]

You talk silly, made up language style.

[B]

You talk. You talk like a minion.

[A]

They looked at me and we're talking like this. Okay, so the signal that's being received is a civil defense alert. It's a sign. Come on. Yes. You have extraterrestrial life and it's alien. Yeah, so? So it's. I mean, I don't know how. Apparently she's gotten two dreams which in her mind. Break this down real quick. Maybe I could find a little bit more on this.

[B]

She.

[A]

She thinks it's a real confirmation because she's gotten a second dream about it and she said she wouldn't have gotten that if it wasn't going to happen. And I don't know how reputable this. This. What would you call this? Psychic is 23 million followers on Instagram. I wonder if she's maybe pulled off a sort of a prophecy or two. Oh, interesting. Chris Pratt, back in 2021, did a film called the Tomorrow War about an alien invasion.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it takes place during a soccer match between Brazil and a team that is in blue. And Scotland in real life is. They wear blue.

[B]

Really?

[A]

That's.

[B]

Can you pull that up?

[A]

Yes, I can. That's kind of fun. I kind of like that. Call your loved ones and tell them you love them very much. So. So here we go. Now. Hollywood has been sort of hinting at a large.

[B]

So this is today. That's fun.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Finally. Finally confirmation.

[A]

We're gonna be doing a show later on with Kev from Where the Wild Things Are. It's a Chronicles episode and he seems to have a lot of really wild stories. So we're having him on to do a unprecedented. I not an irl, but you know what I mean.

[B]

We did one this week.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's right. You stupid. Same old shit.

[B]

Same old shit we did two days ago.

[A]

Two days ago. But. And I guess hopefully that's not gonna happen. We're not going to get abducted during the middle of that. But here let's.

[B]

Will be abducted. They'll be abducted.

[A]

They.

[B]

Them.

[A]

They.

[B]

Them.

[A]

Let me get these Spanish captions off. Okay.

[B]

That's cool.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you have Chris Pratt. He's watching the. The football game and football. And as they're carrying the ball down the field, all of a sudden in the center of the field, some giant space cloud. Energetic cloud opens up and looks like aliens.

[B]

You know what football really is?

[A]

Football world. But they do that. There is a lot of what you might call predictive programming of a giant catastrophe taking place at a major sports event.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

One of the more famous instances is the Dark Knight. Which one's the one with Bane? I don't remember.

[B]

Rises brain.

[A]

Yeah, they. They did something similar to that where there was a giant terrorist attack.

[B]

Space Jam. Space Jam. When they bring Michael Jordan back from his triumphant something basketball game in the Looney Tunes, he comes back in a UFO and lands on the baseball field.

[A]

Right. So there seems to be something about sports event and, you know, giant world changing.

[B]

They really blew it with the ufc.

[A]

That was great.

[B]

But you know what? They would have taken a lot of the shine from.

[A]

Right, Gage. Yeah. And that would have seen.

[B]

Which well deserved, Justin.

[A]

I mean, Dustin Poyer, maybe he wouldn't be banging people up if that. If that would have happened.

[B]

Yo, when he did the pants pull, I was like, that's what he does.

[A]

He did the pants pull and then he did the.

[B]

He did the side bites.

[A]

It's gonna be bad.

[B]

He's about to. He's about to lump you up.

[A]

It's actually a very gentlemanly thing to do. Like I'm Letting you know it's not going to be good. Prepare yourself for something that's bad.

[B]

For fisticuffs.

[A]

For fisticuffs. So I don't know. Maybe. Maybe we'll get lucky. I mean, how many times have we been on this show where something big was supposed to happen and then nothing ever happens?

[B]

Shout out to Jacob Israel, something big is coming.

[A]

I like what. What. What Donut does, because he says it constantly, but it's to the point now where it's. It's just, like, great branding.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, something big is coming. Oh, my God. This is breaking news. Actually, I. I'm very surprised that we're. Yeah. This comes from the Atlantic.

[B]

Oh, goodness.

[A]

What?

[B]

Trillions.

[A]

Six months the word has been tweeted. 6.9. Nice getting away with this trillion times.

[B]

Is that real?

[A]

Chat is real.

[B]

Israel Jacob Israel.

[A]

E. Gay. That's crazy. All right, I'm just scrolling through this because I want to see if I can find any more on this. This lady. The. The psych.

[B]

Somebody said to me, we just came across this noise.

[A]

We're going at this. That's me. I'm like, something cool is happening because Jesus is black. Scrolled past Pastor Manning. Pastor Manning's going viral right now.

[B]

What the. Really?

[A]

That's weird. 16 hours ago.

[B]

Did we make him go viral?

[A]

The pastor is speaking facts, though.

[B]

All right, well, I guess pull that up. Let's see what that is.

[A]

I think we saw this in the last episode.

[B]

Let's watch it again.

[A]

If Jesus is black, then it's a ghetto. Heaven's a ghetto, I think.

[B]

No, I don't think we saw that.

[A]

Somebody said to me that if Jesus is black, heaven is a ghetto.

[B]

Ghetto.

[A]

Everywhere black people lives a damn ghetto. Why should I be yelling at the white man? Hell wasn't for him. Yeah, that's crazy. What the, though? So I guess the question is, are we moving culture or is culture moving us?

[B]

I think it's the other way. I think culture is moving us.

[A]

I think so. I think we're getting psyoped.

[B]

Yeah. We just went from, like, hey, let's do, like, us clean up the show. And you're like, let's just.

[A]

Another quick, dangerous retards. Yeah, Yeah. I don't know what the hell here. Let's see. I know I got a little bit more content before we get to messages from mom.

[B]

Oh, that's right. We got.

[A]

So this is. Supposedly.

[B]

I'm still jazzed up about not being perceived as old.

[A]

Yeah, that's pretty cool. That was a cool moment.

[B]

So they must think that we're cool.

[A]

I should ask her. We should have asked that.

[B]

Let's ask that.

[A]

Yeah, that's cool.

[B]

We can do that. That's a better question.

[A]

Nephilim. Psyop squad. Yeah, I, I, we're facilitating this guy. So we're getting psyoped. And in return where Psyopping you guys, very important question. I'm gonna read this while we wait. So this comes from Pro pixel video analysis research.

[B]

What do you think they're gonna say? I think it might be nat, Like a more nasty answer this time.

[A]

Oh, yeah, because we were mean. We shouldn't have been mean. So it says. No, this is real. This comes from a Israel page. Israel Chat. A page that, you know, claims to analyze video and research, you know, which I guess we do kind of need in a time where AI is, is generating everything. Like, we could use some real sleuths.

[B]

So a little something about this.

[A]

This one appeared during a psionic session. Very gay. Psionic sessions. If you're doing psionic sessions, you are. You are a gay man.

[B]

Well, what exactly is a psionic session? Just channeling these.

[A]

You lay in a coffin and you get in semen. Exactly. So this appeared in a psionic session led by Matt Batista. That guy looks gay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So. See? Confirmed gay. This is real footage.

[B]

UFO accounts.

[A]

Yeah, right. I mean, who is, who are the people that are following? This is real footage captured during a psionic session. The chain of custody of the footage is known. Okay, we know who owns this footage. This is not AI it is not cgi. You are looking at something truly incredible.

[B]

I'll determine that, yes.

[A]

We will be the judge of this. It appears that there is a humanoid being standing behind a console. There are what seem to be warp or dimension bubbles. How the do you determine that? What you're looking at is warp or dimensional bubbles that are moving rotationally around back and forth and expanding and contracting. There appears to be five nested bubbles working to maintain an environment for that being. So how are you determining that there are five warp or dimensional bubbles that are working to maintain an environment?

[B]

Because they've seen into the spider verse.

[A]

They have seen Marvel this, Marvel Cinematic Universe. They've watched Doctor Strange. They know how it works. I mean, that's such a. Why would you say that? Why wouldn't you just say, like, I don't know what we're looking at? It looks like some bubbles. There's like five of them. I don't know what they're doing. Like, you know what I mean?

[B]

There appears to be so stupid.

[A]

There's no other information to share. That was a lot of information. That's insane. Information that you just shared. Shared to other than Mike put out the call and they answered and we recorded it. Further down the rabbit hole you go in this space, you'll find deeper levels of complexity and experiences. It's not just UFOs and UAPs. There's an entire existence of reality that sits just beyond our reach. We get glimpses here and there. And now we're starting to be able to call to it and interact with it. Probably not a good idea.

[B]

Let's see it.

[A]

So I just keep in mind everything that was just disseminated, by the way, in that.

[B]

Are those people around this orb? Those people that are kind of like sitting in the circle there? What is it?

[A]

I've got no idea.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But apparently it's five bubbles working in. In conjunction to maintain the environment while warping dimensional reality.

[B]

Let's see. Let's see what they're doing. I have no idea what's happening here. It just looks like a flashlight.

[A]

It looks like you put a light bulb in a bush on a windy day.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why aren't we making videos like this?

[A]

We should be making videos like this.

[B]

How many views is on this?

[A]

A billion. Like, come on, bro.

[B]

I gotta get back to.

[A]

This is going super viral, by the way.

[B]

I gotta get back to my core values of just making up 471,000 views. Yeah.

[A]

2.3 thousand likes. 392 share.

[B]

That's fine. I mean, you know, this was in

[A]

a field 150ft away. It was stabilized. Here's some images that are put into different resolutions here. During the first few frames of the video. What is inside the bubble is visible. I would not call that visible, but nevertheless, that's what they're saying. The rest of the video is showing the fields that are surrounding it. It takes a while, but if you watch, you'll start to see the bubbles. I mean, it's just. Dude, these people. These people. This is like. This is the problem with the whole UAP disclosure thing that's supposed to be happening is everything that comes out looks like this.

[B]

Yeah. And a blurry mess.

[A]

And it makes it totally useless. And it makes me frustrated because to sit back and expand on this, to pontificate, to say what the did they say? Hold on, let me read that again. There are what seem to be warp or dimensional bubbles that are moving rotationally around back and forth and expanding and contracting. There appears to Be five nested bubbles working to maintain an environment for the being. The being.

[B]

We don't know any of that. Oh, that's extrapolated on nothing.

[A]

It's kind of hilarious on nothing. But dude, this is like. You can't escape this, this image.

[B]

Can we talk about two more things?

[A]

Of course we can talk about two more things. Okay, I'm sorry, that was just a FIFA World cup ad.

[B]

Okay, let's talk about this really quickly.

[A]

What's going on here? I don't know.

[B]

Daddy's saying some.

[A]

What's. Daddy.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Aliens are demonstration is a lazy, low resolution analysis of a profoundly complex phenomenon involving multiple species of beings, divergent motives, agendas and technological capabilities. Preach. Daddy. The reflexive application of the word demon does not resolve this paradox. It obscures it. Daddy, you're obscuring it. Daddy.

[B]

Your words so obscured, right?

[A]

Your words are obscuring it. Daddy. Don't you realize that that is like. I gotta. Is it genuinely the way this man talks or does he. Once again, I don't want talks like.

[B]

Like the King James Bible.

[A]

You talk like the King James. I don't want to get mad at Daddy, but Daddy is talking in such a way as to muddy the waters.

[B]

Doesn't. Doesn't this infuriate you?

[A]

A low resolution analysis of a profoundly complex phenomenon involving multiple species of beings with divergent motives, agendas and. What. What the.

[B]

Bro, I'm gonna ask ChatGPT to simplify it. Do you think it'll. It'll.

[A]

Yes, tell it to simplify it. In one sentence. Less than seven words.

[B]

Okay. In one sentence. And we'll see what it says here. Because I. I don't. I don't really know.

[A]

Look at it. It says. Watch the video below for a more coherent theology formulation. That really does not sound like it's going to be more coherent.

[B]

Okay, here's what he says thing. Calling all non human intelligences demons oversimplifies a complex phenomenon, period. May involve multiple kinds of beings. That's it.

[A]

That's really it.

[B]

That's the tweet.

[A]

Why does he do this?

[B]

I don't know, man. I guess it. It really makes me feel stupid. And I think that's what the point is, right?

[A]

I don't know if he's doing it on purpose or if he thinks he has to talk that way in order to be taken seriously. But what I think is that if you have to talk that way to be taken seriously, then the people who are now taking you seriously as opposed to if you didn't Speak that way. Are they're.

[B]

I like that. Somebody says, it's either an angel or a demon. One of the two. That's it. No further discussion. And he goes, you need this to be true. I understand. That's actually kind of funny. That is funny. Oh, this guy. Guy. All right, on to bigger news, though. Something very important that, that I think we should address.

[A]

Bigger nudes.

[B]

Bigger news. Very big news here. I don't know if this is okay with you that I bring this up. All right. Okay, here we go.

[A]

Oh, dude, you don't even have the whole thing. Oh, I don't have my Facebook on here. There's comments on that.

[B]

There's comments on.

[A]

I commented and I, I, I expanded further. So this is, this is from 2014. This is 20. I'm sorry, 12 years ago, it says, oh, so gay. So gay. But. But guys stand now.

[B]

After I read it, I was like, this is why you hate those, Those people.

[A]

Every time I've ever told you I came from where they came from, and I know what they're talking about.

[B]

Yeah, it's.

[A]

This is what the I'm talking about. So this is 12 years ago on my Facebook, dude, I wish you had the rest of it because it goes on to get even cringier. I could probably. Yeah, that's right. I can. I can get it on here. So I said 12 years ago on my Facebook, I want to start a religion based off of love. What a. Empathy, dude. Acceptance and understanding. This is every New Ager who thinks they're profound. Every New Ager who thinks they know what they're saying based off of love, empathy, acceptance and understanding. One where the means of reaching out to the universe or whatever God there is that's painful is through your own conscience is super dangerous. Super dangerous. Super gay. One where unconditional love has the final say. Like, what am I smoking when I'm right? This is so. It's. Yeah, you, you. When you see me get mad at them. This is making me mad.

[B]

I'm reading more.

[A]

I would slap this dude.

[B]

All right, let's just pull this one up.

[A]

Okay. All right. One where it doesn't matter what the translation of a 3,500-year-old book is. One where freedom is more important than dedication and worship to a God who demands it as the only means for salvation. But that wouldn't be religion at all. Look how cool I thought I was. Speaking of which. Hold on. Pause that real quick. We have.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All right, well, we have to come back to this. This is not cool.

[B]

Yeah. This is not cool. David's being gay, and that was 12 years ago.

[A]

I was being super gay.

[B]

Okay. The question we were supposed to ask. So forget everything we did ask. Go.

[A]

This is more important.

[B]

More important.

[A]

Do you think we're cool?

[B]

Like, yeah, that.

[A]

That's a.

[B]

That's a fair question, right?

[A]

You should answer that. Seriously. I don't.

[B]

Okay, no, but one at a time. No, that wasn't my answer. Oh, so I'm answering, like, individually?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Because.

[A]

Yeah, I think you guys are cool.

[B]

Fucking crazy. I don't. I don't believe you.

[A]

Do we have a button for that?

[B]

Well, you asked me the question, I answered wow. So. Wow, that is weird.

[A]

I'm gonna go. So now I don't think you guys are. Because you second guessed it.

[B]

Like, you can't second guess if you're cool or not.

[A]

No, no, no. You have to understand, we never outsource our coolness. We've never. We've never checked to see. So this is. This is like. This is new for us.

[B]

Yeah, I'm just. We just do.

[A]

Because typically we crush super hard. We are super cool and we never care what people think.

[B]

Think. But what do you think, though?

[A]

But what do you think?

[B]

You're cool. Huh.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

That's pretty cool. All right.

[A]

Please go back to work. Thank you, Riley.

[B]

Cool. Like, if I didn't, like, know you guys right now, you know.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

Wait, they said we're. What the. It's.

[B]

It's because this is who we deal with, sweetest.

[A]

No, don't read the chat. Don't do that. Yeah. No, guys, we have no bearing over whether or not she gets to continue working here. So it's not like we have anything that we can dangle over or. Head. Head. Thank you, Riley.

[B]

That's shocking.

[A]

All right, so let's get back to.

[B]

That's actually very shocking.

[A]

Some very uncool.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, damn, man.

[A]

Dude, this is. I'm telling you, this is depressing. You were. You nailed it when you said, that's why you get so mad at these new agers. Can you make this big?

[B]

Because I, I. Yeah, she did say that. I think you were cool. If I didn't know you. That was an interesting caveat.

[A]

And I quote, that's. It is interesting.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. She discovered the chat.

[B]

No, she did say that, right?

[A]

Well, she's.

[B]

Or did she say, like, if I didn't know you, I'd say that you're cool?

[A]

She said, yeah. Like, she's like, even if I didn't know you because I just saw you guys out in the wild, I guess. Cool. That's the way I interpreted it.

[B]

Good to know.

[A]

I think she thinks we're very cool.

[B]

We're about to be. Change people now. People, like, now I have this perception of myself.

[A]

Yeah. You thought, like, just having a successful show would change us. Like, no, that won't change us, but. But the approval of young people.

[B]

Of a barista.

[A]

Of a barista. That will do a number. Okay, so let's go to the comments. Can you go to the comments? It's so gay, bro.

[B]

I don't know if I want to.

[A]

No, it's. It's brutal.

[B]

Who are you talking to, though?

[A]

Myself, because I'm a dumb.

[B]

No one else is responding there.

[A]

People responded a little bit. Like two people responded. I think so. I said, I suppose I'm not saying, oh, I responded to somebody. Yeah. But I guess they deleted their comment. Or maybe I blocked.

[B]

Years ago, I could have blocked them.

[A]

Who knows knows. I'm not saying I don't believe in some sort of God or creator that. Or that I dismiss the possibility of deities. I just can't say that one religion's God is real and the others aren't. I've never met God or Jesus or Allah or Buddha or Ishtar or Shiva. I think if there is a God, they aren't going to send you to eternal suffering because you didn't know they existed until the day I'm convinced of their existence. I'm just going to be good to people and nature here. If God would send a good man to hell for not knowing who Jesus is, for not worshiping, then to me that means God is a selfish dick. So once again, just like Reddit atheist talking points. I don't even know. And then I called on Thor like a homo.

[B]

Who is this? What are you saying? This. This air is so dry.

[A]

I think this is like, me responding to people, but either their comments have been deleted or I've blocked them or they don't have Facebook anymore.

[B]

Yeah. And then over a decade.

[A]

It's been over a decade. So that's me calling on Thor to make it rain like a. And that was like a joke, but still very cringy. Go down a little bit. I think there's like one more Starlin. Yeah, that's my. Exactly. I don't think that is. Unless her last name is changed. I don't know.

[B]

She's married.

[A]

I thought I only knew one.

[B]

Starless. She's looking fat. All right.

[A]

Okay. And then there's one more down there I will follow. And then I said, I have to admit, as I was typing this, I realized that most religions do in fact preach love. But when organizations claim that their God is the one true God, it indirectly discredits other religions, organizations and results in strengthening cultural boundaries. What was once a message of love becomes yet another thing that separates us. Also, how can God be expected to reside in the church when the Vatican itself is riddled with pedophilia scandals? Don't get me wrong, I love the church's message, but I can't ignore how much religion separates one person from another simply because the name of their God or the details of their books. P.S. i tried to proofread this, yada, yada, it doesn't matter. And then I, I did post that today, which, which I had this unction to delete it.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

And I said, no, I'm not going to delete that. That needs to be on display. Like I need to show people that that is once how my brain worked. Which is like very logical, but it's very lukewarm and it's backed by nothing but happy feelings.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, operating with the knowledge that you had at the time.

[A]

Okay, fine, but that was like not really knowledge. Like I had conspiracy knowledge. But, but what I'm doing is I'm ridiculing religions and systems that I'm uneducated in and I, I'm, I'm operating off of a false pretense.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that false pretense is that there should be no separating. This thing that separates us is bad because separation is bad. But like Jed was here and he's talking about God is the separation. You know, he separates light from darkness.

[B]

That's the point.

[A]

He separates his people from those people. Right. So like the nature of separation, my, my presupposition was that that was inherently negative. That is a fundamental flaw, and I'm operating from a flawed position. Instead of ever stopping and thinking, in all of my conspiratorial knowledge, I know that there are people that eat babies. Should we not be separated from them? That is just such a clear arrow in the, in the, in the leg of that theory. That entire pontification that looks like it's profile. It's nothing but empty Reddit atheist talking points. And it sounds profound and it sounds like I'm coming from a place of superiority. And that superiority is love. It's all about love, man. Love and light, man. Right. Remember? What did you say? You said that to like Jacob Israel. Oh, no, no, you said that To Jordan Crowder.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Love and light, man. Or something like you like it was. Because that's the position of the New

[B]

age contradiction that I'm presenting to him. And then he crashes out because it's like, yeah, you're talking about unity, in a way. And I'm like, what about this kind of unity? You like that?

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

So your whole is done.

[A]

It's. I mean, this idea of. Of love being the moral high ground.

[B]

It sucks, because to get to that, like, to defeat this sort of rhetoric, you have to be how. In a way, how we're doing it. But if you're going to do this on the Internet, at least you have to. I have to divide. How do I divide? Well, it's not going to be pretty.

[A]

I don't have to divide.

[B]

Yeah. And it's gonna. It's gonna be a bloody division because that's, like, the kind of tool that I got, you know?

[A]

Yeah. Laney says that in 2014, he was a Satan. And, you know, though, like, I don't think that I was much more different than you because, you know, Jesus says, if you're not with me, you're against me. And remember when Dr. Heather Lynn dropped that banger on us, that Satan owns the fence. So when you're sitting on the fence and you think that you're a neutral party, there's no such thing. There's no such thing. So you're either with God or against God. And, you know, I think fatherhood helped me a lot.

[B]

I was going to ask you, how old is J. Jack.

[A]

Jack right now is 11.

[B]

Yeah. And you wrote that 12 years ago.

[A]

Something does fundamentally, dude, boom, right there. Like, as soon as I had my son. Because, look, let's just say there is. If you're atheist or agnostic or you don't think Christianity is the way, you need to ask yourself, is there any chance that the creator of the universe,

[B]

he had a demonic sigil and Fix that.

[A]

That one.

[B]

And then Elohim says, oh, my God, you had the star David on.

[A]

But if you're agnostic and you're entertaining, like, look, Christianity might be real, but I'm not too sure. You got to go, like, if there's any chance at all that the creator of the universe sent his only begotten son to die so that you might live, so that you might have eternal salvation, if there's any chance that that's a possibility, that is a. Like, a serious thing that you should inquire about, because you could understand if you're A father. The thing, the unbelievable thing that has been done for you through me and my son, and you're turning your nose up at it, or you're insulting it, or you're saying, that doesn't make any sense to me. If you don't understand the laws of the universe and somehow they were transmuted by the coming of God in physical form, who died so that you could have eternal salvation and be a part of this family, if that at all is a possibility. And you don't know how the universe works. You don't know how. How God made things. So if. If that's a real functioning thing that happened and that changed forever the trajectory of where mankind was destined to be going, though you can't scoff at that. That's a crazy sacrifice. Yeah, that's a crazy sacrifice. See that, that, like, like. But that's not what I was doing. I wasn't looking at that and going, whoa, hit the brakes. Could that be true?

[B]

Well, you don't. You don't have the proper perspective to even see it from there. You don't. If you don't have a kid, number one, how could you even understand that sort of a thing? So, and then also when you have a kid, your world gets. It gets more real. Like, you. You understand the fragility of all the around you, but it also gets smaller. Like, where, where before I understand that mindset that you were in, and it's like, it's very much like, I have this social group of friends and I want to include everybody. And there's still part of me where it's like, yeah, I do want everybody

[A]

to be good God. It's God's will that none shall perish. Right? Like, he. Yeah, Jesus came for everyone.

[B]

But the realization then is like, well, you know, they are. They're all not going to be good, and everything is not going to be okay, and people are going to be against you, and that's okay.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But I have this here, these. These three, four things in my life. That's what I'm responsible for. So now I've, like, shrunk in this. In.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And now you're dealing with almost skin

[A]

in the game, this immediate thing around me. Skin in the game.

[B]

You got skin in the game. And I'm dealing with exclusivity rather than what I could. What I can be a part of out there. It's like, I don't care about that stuff out there. I'm here. And as a matter of fact, those things you'd be Hard pressed to be a part of this. It's like very hard to get into this. And that's fine this, but I'm going to protect it like that. It's a different mindset.

[A]

It's just crazy though because you know, there, there was a blinders thing. I did have enough information to start like entertaining those, those ideas of separation. Right.

[B]

Because I tried to call me today too. I ignored him.

[A]

Oh yeah, that's definitely the movie for a while. But you know, before I was ever like even, even at that point 12 years ago, I had been a conspiracy theorist for a long time. 12 years ago I was 24 years years old. So by that point it was still, you know, somewhere in the ballpark of a decade. If I started at 15, 16, somewhere around there and I'm 24, you know, we're talking eight, nine years. Eight, nine years of being very familiar with the idea that there are dark satanic occultists pulling the strings, sacrificing people. So why the. Was I unable to ask myself, myself? Well, why would I want to be included with them? Why wouldn't I want to be separated from them? Why wouldn't I definitively step on the opposite side of the playing field from them and put myself in opposition to them? And but here I am singing this wishy washy song of. Well they, it's, it's, it breeds separation. It breeds separation, man. Like. And that's just what gets me is every time one of these new age

[B]

age

[A]

opens their mouth he hates them about how this religion or this system and it's only ever really Christianity or Catholicism, Catholicism gets tossed in there with it because it's, you know.

[B]

Well, isn't this the complaint of. What's this guy's name? I forget his name. Nice enough guy from Conspiracy.

[A]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you find that quote clip? That's such a bad clip.

[B]

It's every clip now.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But that clip in particular, I think I actually posted it. I'll see if I could bring it up here. But yeah, yeah. The dude from Meta Mysteries. Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan.

[B]

Jinx. Can't talk.

[A]

That was really good. Impossible. But yeah, yeah, it's, it's a similar. Because religion is a control system. It's a means of separating you from. It's a fear based thing. This, you know, all this crap that sounds profound but you can look at it from the outside and come to those conclusions with no information. That's, that's what I realize about those conclusions that, that you know, these new age People have is that it requires no learning. And I'm not saying that Jonathan hasn't done a bunch of learning in all of his different fields of study. Whatever he's done.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

For sure.

[B]

Well, what are you learning, though?

[A]

But you don't have to know anything to stand there and say that. You could just stand there and say, like, it's. Because that's what I mean. That's not what I was doing exactly. Because I did have. Have years of information that I was choosing to only contextualize in the way that I wanted to see it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In the way that I wanted to see it, which was. It shouldn't separate. So I'm actually going to bring this

[B]

up because, like, the labor theory of value, as you bring it up, they go, well, because I poured, you know, 20 hours of effort into this thing. It's worth this. It's like, no, not necessarily. You could. You can pour 100 hours into a painting and it can still be bad.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You could practice. Practice anything for, you know, tens of thousands of hours. If you're not practicing correctly, you're still not going to be good at that thing.

[A]

Yeah, it's.

[B]

It really does depend on what you've created. It's not how much effort and time you've put into it. See, a lot of people put a lot of time into.

[A]

You know, it's embarrassing to. To look back at that. But like I said, I did have this desire to. To delete it, and I'm glad that I didn't. I posted it right now and, like, a lot of the dangerous retards are finding me on Facebook and they're saying, like, yeah, man, sounds a lot like me too.

[B]

Too.

[A]

And it's, It's. It's just while you're in it, you think it's a profound position. Once you get past it, you realize that it is the position of a child.

[B]

It feels good, though. I could see.

[A]

To say it.

[B]

I could see reading it, I could see that you felt like. Like that you were feeling good.

[A]

When I thought, yeah, I thought I was vindicated. I thought I was really saying some hot.

[B]

There's a lot of good points here. Sort of argue with them there.

[A]

There's. There's not a lot of good points. There's a lot of things that sound like good points, but are paper things in?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. But also, most people can't take any of these arguments and. And rebut them. So.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to find this video, man. Maybe I could find it if I Go to like meta mysteries thing. But basically what he's saying is it's this dude, Jonathan. Oh, here it is. Got it. So let's bring this up. And this is another one, like the same. I don't want to be like an here. But the same sort of smugness that I had while typing. Now that where I think, like I. I posted that and I said, got him? Yeah, got him. Banger. Profound. 24 years old. Profound. 24 years old is a baby, by the way. A dumb baby. Still a dumb baby right now, but much more so. All right, here, let's listen to this.

[B]

One day, Christians are going to realize

[A]

that, like all of their religion is just mythology. And whenever they do realize that, they're

[B]

gonna have a struggle with it.

[A]

And whenever they struggle with it, they're gonna contemplate a lot.

[B]

And through that contemplation, they'll say things

[A]

like, but I swear I talked to Jesus.

[B]

I saw.

[A]

I saw Jesus in the clouds.

[B]

Jesus came to me in a dream.

[A]

Something along those lines.

[B]

Right?

[A]

To which all of us, by the way, just like that. Right. That whole setup was like, it just the way he's. He's pacing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The inflection, like, everything. The way he's saying the delivery is like profound gay wizard talk.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean? Spiritual.

[B]

I never had. I never saw Jesus.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I don't know. So, no, no, I've never seen Jesus.

[A]

I've never seen Jesus. Jesus stopped a thing. And then when I pursued him, the fruits that were made in my life were very obvious. And the more I moved towards Christ Christ, the more my life bore good fruits and the more I understood the wisdom of scripture and. And it just is this constant reciprocating thing that builds and builds and builds. And the things that I build on the foundation of Christ are good and long lasting. And it says that in scripture. So everything that I see in my life is echoed in scripture. And I go, oh, there it is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It makes a ton of sense.

[B]

I would be to the people that are just having this kind of interaction with Jesus. This. I'm. I'm usually more suspicious of him. Like, so you've seen them, came in clouds, you had sex with them.

[A]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Lots of people have seen.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know. Did you test that? Did you find out? But good for you.

[A]

Right?

[B]

But what, what is the rest about? Because this is just very surface level.

[A]

Yeah. I had a thing that led me in a direction where it was confirmation.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Through the wisdom of all these different things. But yeah, we'll keep going.

[B]

So people are going to come in

[A]

and say, yeah, you did.

[B]

That's the power of this reality.

[A]

We project our beliefs and our beliefs

[B]

get projected back onto us. And it might seem paranormal or supernatural, but welcome to this incarnation, dude.

[A]

There's a lot more to learn. I love it. And so what you do there is you laugh and you say, get ready, enjoy the ride, dude. As if like you're somewhat old soul who's been here and knows how this thing works and you're saying that this reality mirrors back your beliefs, therefore nothing you argue. You can't argue anything against that. Yeah, there's nothing. If I say like, well, isn't then your beliefs of reality mirroring itself back to you, just reality mirroring itself back to you? It's like, it's, it's a, I don't exactly know, it like cancels itself out. If I say anything, you could say, well, that's just reality mirroring itself back to, to you. Anything at all. It's, it's this thing that sounds profound, but once again it's paper thin. It's the same that I was saying back in the day, right. Where it's like, these things sound heavy, man, but when you push up against it, you're like, this is a, a paper mache obstacle. This isn't real.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Anything that you believe is just reality mirroring your beliefs back to you.

[B]

Isn't that, isn't that weird? Like, like the attitude that comes with the show that we. Not just the attitude, but like the kind of like you, I don't really care attitude that we have about the rhetoric that we use comes specifically from not like, not just our beliefs because there's, there's a lot of people that are.

[A]

Are you saying it's like the opposite of that spirit?

[B]

It's the complete opposite. But I'm so the right wing in a way. Right wing, colloquially, colloquially will have this same sort of spirit versus the left wing. Like this guy is exuding a left wing spirit. If I had to guess some, some of where his politics fall, they would fall on the progressive side of the, of the spectrum. And then if you had to guess where mine fall, they would fall more on the conservative side. So that's just like the political spectrum there. But then when it gets down to like beliefs and belief systems, my beliefs fall under this very definitive black or white view.

[A]

Yeah. Like it's, it's well defined. It's not a wishy washy thing. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So that means a lot of my thinking is going to be black or white. Haha. But for lack of better terms. But it's. Yeah, in a way, we're gonna be profiling. Right. I'm gonna be making stereotypes. There's. They just so happen to be funny.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

But we use them all the time. They would not like that. And they've actually mentioned that they don't like that. But it's like this. The whole. The entire spirit of your. Is the opposite of the spirit of our.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now who's correct? That's the question. Will you. Will he be embarrassed in 12 years if he watches this?

[A]

Oh man, I wonder. That's a good question.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, my thing is, is how do you, how do you move past that? How do you go past this? Reality is just a mirror. And also to say that so confidently, like, I figured it out, man. This reality is just a mirror and it mirrors back whatever you believe and never stop to be like, wait, is reality just mirroring that back to me? Whoa. And then, and then because of that, that. How do you ever move past that idea?

[B]

You don't.

[A]

There's nothing that's worth pursuing. There is no objective truth. Reality just reflects back anything that you believe. So you go to the Gnostics who think this. There's a prison planet and there's a demiurge, and you go, sorry, man, reality is just mirroring your back to you, and it kills that too. Then you go to the New Agers who believe that the aliens are coming and. And we were seated here long ago by a race of ets, and you go, sorry, man, reality's just mirroring that. And then that gets killed too. So you're happy because it kills Christianity like you just laid out in your video does it in your shallow perception of reality, it kills it, but it also kills everything else, which is like, to me, that's satanic. Everything else can die as long as it kills Christianity.

[B]

So there's no firm foundation either way for you to stand on.

[A]

Meanwhile, I believe in Christ.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Everything that I do is aimed at that I build upon it. And everything that I build bears good fruits.

[B]

It's.

[A]

It's.

[B]

Yeah, it's a really bad message just for himself, because you're doing this. And I think where. The offense I think that some people would take with us is because. Because he's putting it out there not to convince himself, maybe to convince himself, but it appears he's trying to convince you, possibly the Christian listener. So I'm like, okay, so now you're trying to convince me to waver in my faith, but I don't have. For me at least when I see something like that, I'm like I'm standing on a concrete slab.

[A]

I could feel it under my feet.

[B]

Yeah, I understand very well. I hear what you're saying. I'm a little frustrated because I feel like you're trying to shake me from where I'm at. It's not going to work work. But I, I don't appreciate the attempt. At the very least for you though, you've, you've admitted by your own logic that there is no concrete slab. So you're flowing wildly through.

[A]

They would say, yeah, that that's an illusion, man get. Concrete slab is an illusion.

[B]

So your feet are never firmly planted. You're admitting that you can never firmly plant or understand.

[A]

Which means that you can't build anything here. You can't have anything meaningful or long lasting.

[B]

We should also be like that. So it's a non starter itself because it's like, well, if you can't figure out where you' even standing, why should I listen to you? You don't know which way is up or down. I at least right now have the perception of which way is up and which way is down. And I think my life bears that out by like what I.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

What I'm doing. I don't know his life. But that, that's an admission of, of confusion. So now you, you presented the, the listener. Which way do you want to go? Here, here's this very convincing confusion. I was like, yeah, no, I can tell that you're confused, confused by that logic here. But why the would I go there? There's other guys over here who are saying that. Not that they have it figured out, but at the very least they understand the orientation in which they're going.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Who doesn't want that as a man? And then maybe that goes back to the idea of right and left dynamics or masculine feminine stuff. It's like as a man, men need the direction. Without direction, you end up homeless, dumpster diving, beating up co cops. If you have direction, strong firm direction of like that father figure that's pointing you, you go in a good direction.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Maybe you'd want to see what's on

[A]

the outside that's testable. Like that's, that's the thing. That's. You're moving forward in time and in reality and going. This method that I'm approaching with is bearing good fruit in my life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it enables me to Build and expand. Because now I have a foundation. Whereas like.

[B]

Like. So I don't know. Just from the two Davids that we know, the one from 2014 and the one right now, objectively, if they didn't know each other and you're looking at both of them. And I go to a third David, I go, okay, okay. There's two ways here. Now that guy is. He's going to be doing drugs and living a wild life. And honestly, it's. It's great because it's what makes you now. But it's like, you see the instability in that, in that it's not sustainable. You can't do that on a long period of time. Time. Then I show you a David now. It's like this. David's got his together for the most part.

[A]

He's.

[B]

He at least understands that there is a foundation here to walk on. Now that foundation that he's walking on, it could be a complete mythology. Okay, forget it.

[A]

And.

[B]

And Matt will get mad about this. But let's take the whole God thing apart. Let's take the religion out of this. Let's take Jesus out of this. Is. There's just two. There's two characters here. Yeah. Which way? This is why it's like right and left.

[A]

I've tested both of them.

[B]

Which. Yeah. Which one do you choose? Yeah, I don't know.

[A]

The other one had a. A false position as well. And it was that you cannot know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's like the Bible says, do not lean on your understanding. But there is much you can know. There is a lot you can know. There's a lot that's told to you and expressed explicitly to you.

[B]

So I'm just saying that example for like, and, and it's not any of the listeners now. It's like preaching to the choir. But it's for maybe the person who is. Is like kind of floating out there is like without the God talk, without the gnostic principles and all that, we're just talking about two men. This the same dude in this. But they're. They're very clear conversations here. This is what they're doing. One person is here. One. Which one do you want to be?

[A]

You know, what kind of increased in some way. Like, obviously I learned more, but as I learned more, and I've always been willing to admit, I don't know, but depends on what arena.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

I don't think that I would have been willing to admit. I don't know about conspiracy and theology and spirituality and things of that nature. I probably would have been more arrogant about that back in the day, But I would openly admit I don't know about politics or I don't know about this or that or the other thing, but I probably thought that I had. Interestingly enough, the more that I. That I've now done this show, and the more that I've understood about scripture and the more that I've understood about God, I think the more I proclaim on a regular basis, I don't know. And I do think that a lot of my own arrogance has died. I might appear arrogant because I'm very silly and very loud and all these different things, but I don't think that should be confused with arrogance. I'm regularly in a position of like, oh, yeah, I don't know. And I think back in the day, maybe I wouldn't have admitted it, but I was displaying was definitively arrogance. Like, as I'm typing that out on Facebook, like, this is just arrogance. This is just me not realizing how stupid it sounds to be a baby on a social media platform, wagging my finger at various religious institutions. And really, what I'm saying is, how could anyone know who God is? How could you even know? It's like, you can know. You can know a lot about God. God wants you to know.

[B]

You can. You can try to figure it out,

[A]

or you can just stand there while your life is falling apart and go, life just reflects back to you, man.

[B]

Yeah, that's the thing. Your life is falling apart, Art.

[A]

And it's.

[B]

That's evident to you. But, like, you're.

[A]

Well, you don't think those have any correlation at the time. Yeah, you don't think those have any correlation. It's not until I start pursuing Christ and then I watch the correlation of my walk with God and. And the. The life that I'm building. Yeah, the life that I'm building. It's not to say it's not hard and there's not challenges, but the life that I'm building is firmer, more realized. It's good. Good. It's good. Like, who I am as a father, who I am as a husband, who I am as somebody that is talking to people.

[B]

Not even good in the way of, like, oh, all these things are really cool. It's good in, like, wholesome. It's weird in the Bibles, like, God created it and he's like, it's good.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Not like. Like, oh, this is. Looks cool. It's like, no, it works.

[A]

Yeah, duh. Yeah.

[B]

So like that. But that's really what it is, is like, so your choice is either flail. Flail wildly into. In the ether, in. In this mirror world, which certainly is. I mean, you could. You could live in that world, and that could be a reality for you, but you can. You choose to live in that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But within that weird, all that weird going on in this crazy world, there is something that. And all you have to do is start looking a little bit. You look a little bit for it, and you go, oh, this is very simple.

[A]

This is good. You know what? Maybe he's right to some extent. Because you talk about, like, God sending strong delusions. It's like if God is watching you and you're continually like, no, not that God. God's like, okay, here's your mirror dimension.

[B]

Well, God is. God is one thing. He's. He's the one thing. There. There are other infinite possibilities around, and you can choose anything you want. That's like this. That's the free will. That's the beauty of it. And that's actually the tragedy of it. And, you know, if you're. If you're dumb enough, you'll blame God for giving you those options that you choose. But that's the option.

[A]

That's.

[B]

That's why I. I find it beautiful when people go, wow, look at all the murder and all this stuff. I was like, yeah, man, isn't it fascinating?

[A]

I tell you what, man, like I said, going, what I said earlier, if there's even the slimmest chance in your mind as a New Ager or whatever, that God sent his only son to die for you because that was the way to save your life, like, you need to be slamming on the brakes and being like, that's such a profound idea that it at least deserves my unbiased critical attention. Attention.

[B]

Death spot. Death.

[A]

One.

[B]

Death.

[A]

When the last trumpet sound in the heaven.