Nephilim Death Squad
Episode: Anti-Christ Figger w/ TOAD
Hosts: TopLobsta & Raven
Guest: Toad
Date: October 28, 2025
Episode Overview
This rollicking edition of Nephilim Death Squad brings back Toad—an enigmatic recurring guest—into the fray with hosts Raven and TopLobsta, plus a rotating cast of regulars from the Standard Coffee Shop. Billing itself as “cultural commentary for the end of days,” the episode’s purpose is to explore current events, conspiracies, and biblical themes through comedic banter and skeptical inquiry.
While the title suggests a deep-dive into the concept of the Anti-Christ, the show weaves spontaneously through subjects ranging from NASA’s two-moons claim, government propaganda, conspiracy theories on Israel, the demonic nature of AI, and the perils of doom-scrolling. Toad’s personal journey—unemployment, high IQ, occult karaoke infamy, and navigating modern faith/life struggles—runs as a thread throughout the wild dialogue.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Meet Toad: The Oddball Guest
- Toad is introduced as a multi-talented, self-effacing personality: podcaster, ukulele cover artist (“Covered in Uke”), sports gambler, ex-software engineer, and internet meme.
- Running joke about his $156 IQ, autism, and being fired for his viral ukulele “Heil Hitler” cover.
- Banter about personal ailments, growing up nerdy, and his “Guaman” status—a running inside joke about obscure internet terms and donations that escalates into an interactive super-chat segment.
- [07:02–07:59]: The hosts riff on Toad’s eclectic content, his Patreon support, and his unique challenges (e.g., bladder issues, testicle humor).
2. NASA, Asteroids & “Two Moons” Conspiracy
- Hosts riff on a viral headline (“Earth Has Two Moons Until 2083”), using it as fodder for skepticism about the mainstream narrative and NASA’s trustworthiness.
- Toad explains the plausible, prosaic answer: a captured asteroid in temporary Earth orbit.
- Raven and TopLobsta escalate to mockery of NASA's origins and conspiracy angles, touching on Nazis, Jews, and semantics (“NASA means ‘deception’ in Hebrew!”).
- Quote:
- Toad [20:07]: “I'm guessing an asteroid got close enough to Earth that it entered orbit…That makes it a moon.”
- Raven [21:39]: “NASA, along with like, New York Post these days, they're just kind of allowed to say whatever they want…We now have two moons until 2083. I'm like, what?”
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3. Canceled by the System: Toad’s Viral Firing
- Detailed riff on Toad’s “Heil Hitler” ukulele cover—meant as a satire on cancel culture—which led to him being doxxed and fired from his job by online enemies and HR.
- Discussion about the paradox of creating controversial content, doxxing, and internet mob punishment.
- Quote:
- Toad [77:00]: “Software engineering...I got ambushed by HR and the CEO. They’re like, ‘yeah, we’ve been made aware of a certain video…we’re gonna let you go.’”
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4. MK Ultra, Gifted Kid Programs, Weird Childhoods
- A tongue-in-cheek segment, quizzing Toad on whether he’s a product of government mind-control programs based on childhood experiences, IQ testing, and family quirks.
- Great running joke about being “separated at birth” from his alleged “satanist” twin—a viral internet oddity resembling Toad.
- Quote:
- Raven [63:02]: “Now, within the MK Ultra program, there is a hyper fixation on twins. And I'm thinking here, oh, just given some of the things that Toad said…”
- [64:05–66:17]: Spirited comparison between Toad and a viral TikTok “satanist” woman; “She’s my ugly lesbian Satan sister.”
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5. Super Chats, “Guamin”, and the Joys of Crowd Banter
- The audience, via superchats, derails the show repeatedly with donations, inside jokes, and banter. Terms like “guamin,” “blap,” and “Guav dick” are traded around; their meaning is vague but funny to the regulars.
- Toad’s surreal popularity with the audience: “Toad is a popular character to throw money at. We're simply never going to get to talk about anything.”
- [13:47] “You're gonna be rich by the end of the show.” – Raven
6. Government Propaganda, Smith-Mundt Act, and Controlled Narratives
- Discussion on Thomas Massie’s call to ban U.S. government propaganda on Americans, referencing the Smith-Mundt Act which “legalized” domestic propaganda.
- Panel expresses skepticism that banning propaganda would matter; focus shifts to the deep intertwining of private and public sector influence, especially during COVID.
- Quote:
Toad [48:46]: “You’re not going to stop the government from doing that…The only way that you can handle this situation is to try to get people in power that are going to like spout the correct propaganda, if that makes sense, like counter propaganda…”
7. Charlie Kirk's Pastor's Father & the "Deep State"
- Hosts share a viral claim about Charlie Kirk’s pastor’s father being a Navy psychological warfare chief, using it as a jumping off point to discuss MK Ultra, intelligence agency overlap, and conspiracy lore.
- Quote:
Toad [33:17]: “That means he was in on, like, the MK Ultra project. So what was he doing?”
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8. Faith, the Anti-Christ, and Conspiracy Theology
- Toad opines on the Anti-Christ, stating it’s a present, multi-faceted spiritual force, not just a single person—echoing scriptural ambiguity.
- Quote:
Toad [111:17]: “I think that the Antichrist is already here in some form affecting humanity. I just don't know what form…”
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- Engages Matt in dialogue about Christian nationalism, biblical prophecy, and why focusing on nation-state Israel (and its moral/immoral leadership) is a spiritual minefield.
9. Israel, Political Influence, and Biblical Interpretations [1:39:00–1:59:00]
- Spirited, sometimes tense, debate over whether modern Israel is the fulfillment of biblical prophecy, or just another “wicked king” scenario—emphasizing prophecy, APAC lobbying, and dual loyalty accusations.
- The hosts share statistics on congressional funding from APAC, riff on comparable foreign lobbies, and tie this back to deeper patterns in history (e.g., slave ships, old money, American evil).
- Quote:
TopLobsta [153:47]: “We're not saying…We don't hate them. The problem is that...there's $230 million being thrown at our president right now to do affairs of a country that…has nothing to do with us.”
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10. The Doom-Scrolling Boomer Mom Segment ("Messages from Mom") [1:36:00+]
- Recurring comedy bit: Hosts play unsolicited video links and memes sent by TopLobsta’s mother—ranging from vehicle maintenance tips to martial law, to AI demon warnings and end-times prophecy.
- Segment pokes fun at generational fear-mongering, social media anxiety, and the addictive draw of “heavy” conspiracy content.
- Quote:
C [98:05]: “Everything…is fear, fear, fear. Just be afraid.” Toad [126:12]: “Not Toad. Right. But I'm willing to stare like into the abyss, you know, in other ways…”
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11. Toad’s Personal Woes and Hope for Community
- Extended attempt by Matt (Standard Coffee) to offer Toad advice—urging him to move south, join real community, and embrace risk, referencing Moses and the burning bush.
- Toad describes his social anxiety, family ties, and fears of “the unknown.” Hosts offer both heartfelt encouragement and playful teasing.
- Quote:
Matt [89:58]: “Just go. Just go check it out.” Toad [89:30]: “Yes. No. Don't let that stop you, bro.”
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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Raven [11:50]: “Neft to America is a show for the people and it's a variety show.”
- Toad [33:56]: “I got tested for [IQ] a while back…they were gonna, like, skip me ahead in school. I was like, no, I kind of like my friends and my teacher. So I'm gonna stay right here. I like being smarter than everyone.”
- Toad [77:00]: “I got ambushed by HR and the CEO…and they're like, yeah, we've been made aware of a certain video, and…we're gonna let you go.”
- Toad [111:17]: “I think the Antichrist is already here in some form affecting humanity. I just don't know what form.”
- Matt [130:32]: “For I am persuaded that neither death nor life, nor angels, nor principalities...shall be able to separate us from the love of God.”
- Toad [131:18]: “Your mom is sending you vehicle maintenance tips now?”
Important Timestamps
- 03:02 – Show open; hosts plug merch and shamelessly banter.
- 05:12 – Toad describes his many projects.
- 09:53 – Spotify “censorship” story; intros to conspiracy themes.
- 12:15 – (Nancy/Japanese music/social donations routine).
- 20:07 – NASA’s "two moons" viral conspiracy, Toad's explanation.
- 33:17 – “Charlie Kirk’s pastor’s father” as psychological warfare chief.
- 48:46 – Smith-Mundt Act, gov’t propaganda, Massie’s bill.
- 77:00+ – Toad describes the “Heil Hitler” doxing/firing saga.
- 86:02 – Discussion of Toad's “twin” (lesbian satanist TikTokker).
- 94:42 – Matt tries to “help” Toad move, confronts his anxiety.
- 111:17 – Biblical take on the Anti-Christ (Toad).
- 1:36:00+ – “Messages from Mom” segment (running through strange boomer memes).
- 1:39:00–1:59:00 – Lively debate: U.S. foreign policy, Israel, APAC, evil nations.
- 2:01:00 – Wrapping up; shoutouts and plugs.
Tone & Style
The episode is an energetic, sometimes chaotic, blend of irreverent comedy, sharp-edged skepticism, and sincere—if occasionally gruff—spiritual searching. The hosts regularly swerve from jokes about bodily functions, IQ and autism, to heartfelt encouragement, to detailed explorations of deep-state shenanigans and biblical prophecy.
Despite frequent derailments by superchats, personal stories, and coffee shop cameos, the show maintains a core focus on conspiracy, faith, and the (often dystopian) state of our world. The banter is fast, salty, and shot through with internet/weird Twitter in-jokes.
Final Reflection
If you haven’t listened, this episode functions as both a comedy sketch and a think-piece on surviving the apocalypse—by turns deeply skeptical, conspiratorial, and (strangely) hopeful. It’s a vibrant artifact of internet-age spiritual subculture: self-aware, ringing with memes, and, at its core, wrestling earnestly with the question of how to thrive in “the end of days.”
Find Toad:
- Twitter: Learn to Toad
- Instagram: @learntotoaad
- Patreon: patreon.com/learntotoad
- YouTube: Better Off Dead
- Music: [Covered in Uke]
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