
Neph to America: Insane Time-Travel Dreams, Aliens = Demons, Hunter Biden Laptop, James Franco Video & Biblical Prophecy w/ Matt Heppner (Straight Bible)The Raven (David Lee Corbo), Top Lobster, and special guest Matt Heppner (Straight Bible host...
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David Lee Corbo
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Top Lobster
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David Lee Corbo
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Top Lobster
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Nancy
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Top Lobster
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Nancy
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Top Lobster
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Nancy
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David Lee Corbo
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Top Lobster
Member price when you buy.
Matt Hepner
3.
Top Lobster
Hurry in.
David Lee Corbo
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Top Lobster
Top Lobster production tell them to write anything special. Neftro America is recorded in front of a live studio audience. Viewer discretion is advised.
Nancy
Foreign.
Matt Hepner
Actors on it.
Top Lobster
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephew America, your cultural commentary for the end of days. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That's Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. And we are joined today by Matt Hepner, owner of the Standard Coffee Shop and host of Straight Bible. Also Merchant of Brown Water. Before we get started, guys, a little reminder. If you want to support us, I'm going to say it real slow because Top doesn't have it pulled up yet. A great place to support us would be patreon.com forward/ephilim Death Squad. Sign up there. Gain early access to episodes before the general public ad free listening experiences.
David Lee Corbo
Look at that. I just get the latest episode.
Top Lobster
Black Helicopters.
David Lee Corbo
Black helicopters.
Matt Hepner
He really crushes that intro. If you've never tried to do the intro before, you don't have a respect for how he does it.
Top Lobster
Also. I could do that. What was the other thing, though?
David Lee Corbo
Now that I do it in the shower? No, I.
Top Lobster
He does it in the shower when
Matt Hepner
you do the episodes with your kids.
Top Lobster
He'll send me recordings.
David Lee Corbo
I don't want to sound like a shrill, but if I wanted to. Okay, I don't mean it like that. Okay, here we go. Welcome back to Nephilim Death Squad. My name is David Lee Cobra, AKA the Raven. That's Top Lobster. We're back. We're bringing you the news from the supernatural events that happen on the tweeter today.
Top Lobster
Y.
David Lee Corbo
That is before we do where you guys can pay us, you filthy pores.
Matt Hepner
Hey, it's Cringosaurus. Nobody likes that.
David Lee Corbo
Pull up that Patreon. Hold on. Top's not ready yet. Pull up the Patreon so we can show the people where to pay us. Go ahead. Oh, it's almost there.
Matt Hepner
The chat is in a war about eating sugar. And if it's the same to eat natural sugars as processed sugar, what the is. There you go.
Top Lobster
That's Patreon, by the way, guys, on Patreon, you'll also gain access to exclusive communities of dangerous. That's on Discord. That's on Amy. Whenever you want, Amy's on. On there. You can go talk to her. What is it? Discord.
David Lee Corbo
Discord.
Top Lobster
Oh, they're doing telegram.
Matt Hepner
What is this a picture of?
Top Lobster
That's the Patreon. That's where people go to pay us.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, if you go to this ugly Chinese woman, you could. You could join ugly.
Top Lobster
She's all smooshed up in the face.
David Lee Corbo
The weekly Bible study is at Wednesday at 7:00pm, Wednesday at 7:30.
Top Lobster
Yeah, so I've actually reached out or a couple people reached out. I've given them the Discord link. So, yeah, I don't know if it's standard time. I don't know when the.
David Lee Corbo
It better be Central time.
Top Lobster
Based off of the east coast, because that's the only, you know, place that matters. You're also gonna get.
David Lee Corbo
Top has a face for radio. Who said that?
Top Lobster
That's not nice. Discount codes off of merchandise from TopLobster.com. not only will you get the shirts and merch that Top has designed, but you'll also be able to buy Bohemian grove tickets@toplops.com for the general admission day, which is August 8th. We're gonna have performances for. From Ed Mabry, Laura Baker. Dr. Heather Lynn's gonna be there. Stephen of the Biblical Hitmen, the guys from.
David Lee Corbo
I looked up and I'm like, we're still looking at this.
Top Lobster
We're still looking at this Asian lady. Yeah. Who else is gonna be there? There's gonna be a ton of people there. And JT files. J.C. brian of Demon Erasers. He thinks he's not going to talk on the second day. He's definitely gonna talk.
Matt Hepner
Like, as a somebody important. I'm gonna be there serving, like, helping out.
David Lee Corbo
That's right.
Top Lobster
You serve.
David Lee Corbo
You serve.
Matt Hepner
That's what we do.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt Hepner
My whole family is excited to help.
David Lee Corbo
Know your place.
Top Lobster
You can strike as he serves you, but do it with an open hand.
David Lee Corbo
We don't want to leave any marks.
Top Lobster
There we go. So I guess we should get into.
David Lee Corbo
No man's gotta perform.
Matt Hepner
I'm not gonna perform. I'm not a performer.
David Lee Corbo
Well, you have to perform a Bible study on. Yeah, I know. Performative Bible study.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah. Here we go. Talk about what the perform means again.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Defy. Actually, let's bring it up.
Matt Hepner
Oh, no.
David Lee Corbo
What does it mean to perform?
Top Lobster
All right, go ahead, look it up.
Matt Hepner
Oh, boy.
Top Lobster
I promise we're gonna get into content this episode. Here we go.
David Lee Corbo
This is the content.
Top Lobster
So what's the definition there?
David Lee Corbo
The definition. To carry out, to accomplish. To fulfill an action, task, or function? Hell, yeah.
Top Lobster
Not perform. To fake a thing for people's entertainment. That's the definition you have in your head.
David Lee Corbo
My duties to perform. Although perform does mean that if you're coming from this, you know, secular world view of how works.
Matt Hepner
Oh, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
The community performance. Okay, we'll write performance.
Matt Hepner
Let's go.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I just think it.
Top Lobster
Let's do it again.
David Lee Corbo
Let's do it again.
Top Lobster
Let's do it again. Let's look up what it means again.
David Lee Corbo
And. Okay, the performance is different. An act of staging or presenting a play, concert, or other form of entertainment. Okay.
Matt Hepner
All right. Entertainment.
David Lee Corbo
Or number two, the action or process of carrying out or accomplishing a task or function. So, yeah, the first definition. Which one do you want to use? The one that's a little harsher towards the final one.
Top Lobster
The one you want to be a mean. You want to be a mean guy.
Matt Hepner
I'm just there to help. That's all I'm saying. I don't do, like, live performances.
Top Lobster
You want to Be a mean guy.
Matt Hepner
I'm not even like a podcaster. I'm just like a Bible study guy.
Top Lobster
Okay. Somebody asked you what you did podcaster for a living, and you said podcaster. You did say that. So make up your mind. You ask.
David Lee Corbo
You know what's crazy?
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
If he says that in front of me, I'm gonna pull his podcast card. 100. No, you're not.
Matt Hepner
You're so supportive. Don't even act. You try to all tough on the show.
David Lee Corbo
Give me that.
Matt Hepner
But you're, like, so nice and supportive in real life.
Top Lobster
That was the last time you using that Playboy.
Nancy
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
You going to perform on me?
Matt Hepner
Oh, no performances.
David Lee Corbo
I'm your. Your friend.
Matt Hepner
Watermelon man.
Top Lobster
That's watermelon.
Matt Hepner
I'm your friend.
Top Lobster
The watermelon man.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, I'm your friend.
Top Lobster
What's.
David Lee Corbo
Is this on repeat or is he just.
Matt Hepner
I'm your.
Top Lobster
Oh, I think it's on loop. Okay, well, no, it's.
Matt Hepner
I'm your friend.
Top Lobster
No, it's got to be on loop.
David Lee Corbo
Look at the dripping.
Top Lobster
Just dripping all over him.
Matt Hepner
The watermelon man. No, the drips is not the same.
Top Lobster
No, it's the same drink. I'm sure he's on. Well, by nature, but I mean, he
David Lee Corbo
caught in the loop.
Top Lobster
Oh, it's not on loop.
Matt Hepner
The drips are different.
David Lee Corbo
You see that? He had. He was tempted. He's tempted.
Top Lobster
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David Lee Corbo
Are you really buying a car online
Top Lobster
on Autotrader right now?
Nancy
Really?
David Lee Corbo
At a playground?
Nancy
Yeah, really. Look at these listings from dealers.
David Lee Corbo
Wow, your search can really get that specific. Really? And you just put in your info and boom, car's in your budget.
Top Lobster
Mom needs a second. Honey, you can really have it delivered.
Nancy
Really?
Top Lobster
Or I can pick it up at the dealership.
David Lee Corbo
One sec, sweetie.
Matt Hepner
Mommy's buying a car.
Top Lobster
Mommy, look. I think your kid is walking up the slide.
Nancy
Kyle. Again? Really?
Top Lobster
Auto trader buy your car online? Really, Carter? This is what I look. Minus the watermelon. This is what I look like in that dream.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, did you hear the dream?
Top Lobster
I'm not gonna explain the dream again. He doesn't. He's just gonna interrupt it.
Matt Hepner
No, I'm not. Go ahead. Zero interruptions.
Top Lobster
Go ahead. It was a great dream.
Matt Hepner
Come on. You loved you the other day. Don't act like you didn't.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, a lot of people did like the dream.
Top Lobster
I was surprised about that because it's hard to express a dream when a dream is just like, nonsense. That's fun. But when a dream has, like a plot, people tend to like.
David Lee Corbo
Stream didn't necessarily have a plot.
Top Lobster
It had a whole ass plot. All right, I'll keep it brief.
David Lee Corbo
I guess it did have a plot, but didn't have an ending, right?
Top Lobster
No, it didn't have an ending. So. So I was a fat black guy named Carter. Are you listening? Look, he reads the chat.
Matt Hepner
You are not in the dream as a.
Top Lobster
Yes, yes. In my dream, I'm a fat black guy named Carter. I don't know I'm named Carter till later on. And I am a prisoner and I'm time traveling. And I don't remember much about the
Matt Hepner
time because you're literally copying my dreams, dude.
Top Lobster
You're a fat black man named Carter
Matt Hepner
in your dreams saying that. It's the Quantum Leap style dreams that I talk to you guys about, where you're like somebody else in the dream and you're in. You're in another time period. I think that's a common thing right now. That's very strange because. Because mine, I'm like trying to figure out what time period I'm in.
Top Lobster
I don't know if I was in that 20s. I kind of knew what time period I was. Roaring 20s, I was in like 60s, 70s or the 70s, 80s. But it wasn't like a real place, I don't think. Either way, I'm in Georgia, Atlanta.
Matt Hepner
It was a real place, dude.
Top Lobster
Well, whatever the case is, I'm time traveling, right? Black life.
Matt Hepner
So stop reading the chat. So focus on the dream.
David Lee Corbo
My best bet, black.
Top Lobster
When I'm time traveling, I'm not going far. I'm going like, only a couple of years in the future. I'm still in prison when I'm time travel traveling. So I'm staying in my location, but I'm just going in a different time. And. And in the future, something bad is happening. Like the guards have begun to do something bad. I don't understand really what it is, but my time traveling has created like, a noticeable absence in my regular timeline, which upset one of the guards. The guards, like, where are you? Where you been at, Carter, you fat black son of a. Where have you been? And I go. I even go like, where have I been? Is right. And I try to tell them, and I have in my pocket.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, My aunt does this thing.
Top Lobster
Hold my pocket.
David Lee Corbo
My aunt does this thing where she says, you got to get your diploma. Yeah. You got to make sure that you get your diploma. But when she does it, she does this, and then she goes like this. Which is very funny. Every time she's talking about, gotta get your diploma. Putting an emphasis on what it looked like. Yeah, the diploma. Like, because you're showing people, I guess you hold paper like this and whatever,
Top Lobster
like when it sticks to your sweaty palm.
David Lee Corbo
Puerto Rico.
Matt Hepner
Anybody ever asked you for your diploma?
Top Lobster
Yeah, one time. One time.
Matt Hepner
Completely meaningless piece of paper.
Top Lobster
One time I didn't get a job because I lied about having money.
Matt Hepner
You lied about it. If you would have been honest, you would have been good.
Top Lobster
No, no, no.
David Lee Corbo
So. And she also says, like this, David. This is why it reminded me. But she goes, you know, when we're talking about the future, and when she says future, she goes like this, okay.
Top Lobster
Like, this is my diploma.
David Lee Corbo
The future is. I'm like, virginia, the future is a light bulb.
Top Lobster
Yeah. What is that one, like, we live in?
Matt Hepner
It's 20, 20 world turns, you know, no turns.
David Lee Corbo
She means the future world. Don't learn.
Matt Hepner
It's a stationary plane, you know, as it goes around the sun. All those times.
Top Lobster
As the sun goes around it.
David Lee Corbo
Stop. Finish your story.
Matt Hepner
Please finish. So I didn't cut you off.
Top Lobster
Anyway, I go. I go to show the guard some evidence of the future because I have cloth from, like, uniforms or something in my pockets, and it has, like, a specific word or symbol on it. And I show him it, and he's very vexed. He's troubled now because I think he knows what this is, but I shouldn't have it. This is something that's still, like, in theoretical stages. It was like a uniform change.
David Lee Corbo
It's a special Canadian.
Top Lobster
In the future, they were going to implement this. This hasn't even left somebody's brain yet, but I've got it. So he.
David Lee Corbo
Was it like Gucci? Like Kugi? Sorry, I don't know. I just want to know.
Top Lobster
So he. He brings me to, like, a medical examination room, and he's not pumped. And he wants to know, how. How am I doing this? And this was kind of like the. The Nazis, you know, like more experimental medical things that they were supposedly doing.
Matt Hepner
Time travel.
Top Lobster
No, the way that he was. He was treating me like he was an SS guard. Okay? This is like. And that was just some, you know, Jew that he was going to experiment.
David Lee Corbo
Also black.
Top Lobster
No. And so he's got me in this, like, standing upright Thing that's got my, you know, wrists and ankles locked in. And I guess they weren't later on because I managed to get out. But anyway, he's going to start like, dicing me up and experimenting on me. His. His assistant is not into it. So they get into a physical squabble and I managed to get loose and I realized, like, if this dude served, like wins, he's gonna kill me. So I get loose and I start helping the assistant kill this guy. Assistant dies in the process, but I kill the guard. But now I've got a problem because I'm a fat black guy named Carter who's a prisoner. And I've got two dead prison guards, white.
David Lee Corbo
And they wait and they wait.
Top Lobster
So I try to leave the room. And as I'm leaving, I can tell they're already like coming because of the noise. So I double back and. And I go for the like, employees exit and there's some outfit that kind of doesn't look like prison clothes. So I take it and I put it on and I zip it all the way up to my neck and I start leaving through the.
David Lee Corbo
The real casual, just whistling, just slave tunes.
Top Lobster
And as I'm leaving, I passed through basically an auditorium. The auditorium is filled with people who are there as an audience who have been watching the torture and treatment of the inmates. And they see me and they go, where are you going? I go, I'm just leaving. What you mean? And they go, that's the guy from this morning. Like they were watching me. Your prisoner that's fat black Carter. So I'm like, oh, they're onto me. I start running. This is where I realized that I'm Carter. I get out the doors and when I open the doors, I'm outside. It's like if you took Brooklyn, but you made it tighter. And all the buildings are red brick and the. And the streets were all red brick and there was a lot of trees. So it's red brick trees that. Red and green. Red and green.
David Lee Corbo
Hold on a second. I feel like Matt wants to.
Matt Hepner
Can I ask these questions?
Top Lobster
Are we going to ask a question?
Matt Hepner
No, no, no. I'm just. I'm just saying. Okay. It's a kingdom of God dream. And that's the demonic realm that like, you had power over that guy the whole time. You weren't really locked in, but you thought he had power over.
David Lee Corbo
You were.
Matt Hepner
You thought you were locked in, but all you had to do was get out and you could get out. There was an assistant, you know, some demons, entities in the unseen realm are kind of somewhat not as evil as others who know. Who knows exactly what that was. But you're killing them off. You're killing them off the same way Israel killed off Nephilim clans when they went in the promised land. Like, we war and fight spirit realms.
David Lee Corbo
Why is he black?
Top Lobster
This is crazy. Oh, black Hebrew isn't humble them.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, because like, to stop with this
David Lee Corbo
whole like, guy was like, how you feel now with that blood pressure.
Top Lobster
We're almost at the end. So I'm. I'm running and I hear somebody in
Matt Hepner
the background cloud of witnesses. They're going to be saying good ones, but they're all watching. They're bad. They're like, we liked what was happening down there. We like seeing the humans get.
Top Lobster
This is insane that he's drawing this correlation. I, I mean, you know, hey, whatever.
David Lee Corbo
I thought this was a nonsense.
Matt Hepner
No, that's what the dream's about.
Top Lobster
Okay, well, I'm running and I can hear somebody going in the background me back. They're going, carter. Carter. It's always in twos. And there's a long pause, then Carter. And he keeps calling me and I'm running, but I'm. I'm like kind of like probably like type one diabetic. Like, I'm not crushing. Carter's not crushing. He's not like a football player.
Matt Hepner
You in your worst state. The worst thing you can imagine. I hate to say this, and fat.
David Lee Corbo
Those are two things.
Matt Hepner
So it's you and your worst state possible.
Top Lobster
And I'm trying to run and it's real difficult because I'm fat and I'm getting pretty far. Nobody's closing the gap anymore state. And I'm trying, I'm going like, I gotta ditch these clothes because they know what they're looking for. And then I start having these thoughts about like, they're gonna use the dogs, the dogs are gonna smell the clothes and I've gotta like put the clothes in one place and then like double back and go in a different direction kind of a deal like to just. And. And so I'm looking for a place. I think I found like an under the stairs cubby, like to try to like jam my shit. But. But, but that was it. I woke up after that. But yeah, it was a whole ass like piece of cinema.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Thereafter that was plugged, like the storyline was coherent. Like if you, if you watch that as a movie, you would know. Like, I don't know what Carter did to get in prison, but so far everything's tracking Carter Is time traveling. He's seen some shady. Brought some proof back. The. The jig is up because the guards know they're gonna basically, you know, carve it out of him until he says whatever's going on. Then the. There's a conflict between him and the thing and. And they die. And. And Carter obviously can't go and say the truth because he's fat Black Carter. Was he to say, hey, I was time traveling. I'm fat black Carter. I was time traveling.
Matt Hepner
It reminds you the passage. Tasted the word of God and the powers of the age to come. Like, you came back with evidence. Like, you came back with evidence, said, no, no, man, I've been in this other realm, and here's the evidence, Right? You came back. Yeah, they don't like that. They don't like. They're like, hey, as long as you're just meaningless, sitting, watching a show every Sunday, we're fine with that. But you come back with some evidence from another realm, we don't like that.
Top Lobster
Honestly. Locra says it. What if we made a whole cartoon series called Fat Black Carter, and he's just time traveling and trying to run off these lbs.
Matt Hepner
And the time travel thing is a weird.
Top Lobster
And he needs some insulin, but, you know, nobody's gonna give it to him. All right, so people have heard that story.
David Lee Corbo
Piece of clothes.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it had like. It was like, if you rip this unit as a standard.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
Top Lobster
But it was like. So the best way that I can liken it is imagine within a prison guard system, they created a new division. And that division was for something very specific. But at the time, it was only.
Matt Hepner
But this guy knew that they were talking about that. How does he actually have the uniform that we're just, like, talking about?
Top Lobster
Yes.
Nancy
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Like, I've got it. It's got logos.
Matt Hepner
You came back with the goods, bro. You can't. You went to the unseen realm and came back with.
Top Lobster
So that guy was, like, fascinated by me, but his means of getting it out of me. And I was like. I was just fat, black, naive Carter. I was like, you want to know where I've been? I've been in the future.
Matt Hepner
Have to be the unseen realm. It could be like even the Earth realm that didn't like.
Top Lobster
Honestly, this is exactly what Carter looked like, though, minus the watermelon signing out. Love you, Goodbye.
David Lee Corbo
I'm your friend.
Matt Hepner
The watermelon man. I don't like that.
Top Lobster
He looks just like that, though. Like, bald. I knew I was bald. I didn't really see me, but I. I Do have this vague memory of a third person point of view. So that's a great way to start off the show. Let's go.
David Lee Corbo
I like how Matt could take any story. He's like, that's why the church is bad.
Top Lobster
I like how Matt was like. That was meaningful. Yeah, that was meaningful. It's not just some crazy ass. And that's exactly what it was. I was eating that Kool Aid pineapple, and I should have done that before.
Matt Hepner
Chasing dreams. It can be both sides. There's two.
David Lee Corbo
Hold on, Matt. You did that?
Top Lobster
If I did, you think I would share it with you? If I did, I would keep it to myself.
David Lee Corbo
Find out you did.
Top Lobster
I would keep it to myself. Dreams are never not meaningful. Sometimes they're not meaningful. Yeah, sometimes it's. It's the dream about peeing and you just really want to pee. I ever tell you about that time
Matt Hepner
I peed your pants?
Top Lobster
Peed my pants?
David Lee Corbo
You did.
Matt Hepner
I saw the way you just responded.
Top Lobster
Oh, no, my pants would be mild in comparison to what I did.
David Lee Corbo
I was at a spa with Joe Rogan. Oh, somebody stole my wallet. There, that's it.
Top Lobster
Meaningful.
Matt Hepner
What do you. What do you mean? There's no meaning behind that.
David Lee Corbo
There's zero.
Matt Hepner
How long ago was the dream?
David Lee Corbo
This weekend. When I was at.
Top Lobster
This weekend?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Okay, so Raven pissed his face. I didn't pee my pants, dog. I pissed my face.
Matt Hepner
Okay, so you're so. You're so Joe Rogan is at like, the peak of what, your career path. Is that. Is that a stave? What? Is that a safe assessment?
David Lee Corbo
No, I was just. I. I was with. Just with Joe Rogan.
Top Lobster
Okay.
Matt Hepner
I'm just saying. Who is Joe Rogan? He's at the peak of, like, what you guys.
David Lee Corbo
Dude giving me off. Giving off.
Top Lobster
Gave you off.
David Lee Corbo
He was a dude that was giving me very gay vibes. Yeah, I didn't want to be.
Matt Hepner
That's good info. We need that.
Top Lobster
Yeah. You think he's secretly doing gay shit
Matt Hepner
and then your wallet comes up missing,
David Lee Corbo
and I didn't want to be at the spot. Hang on.
Top Lobster
Let him tell the story about your
Matt Hepner
wallet came up missing.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, see, I'm gonna do like, this is what we're asking Nancy to do.
Top Lobster
Wait, so wait, you mean to tell me your wallet.
Matt Hepner
Let me just explain the dream real quick and then you go ahead. Okay, so. So the high elite level is gonna stop you and take from you, like, what you're doing. A real. Being a real one in the podcast realm, like the Walmart effect? No, it's Basically like trying to, to extract from you and not let you get. They're gonna steal your wallet.
David Lee Corbo
I'm didn't steal it. Rogan didn't steal it.
Top Lobster
He wanted to have gay, but it
Matt Hepner
came up missing while you were with him.
David Lee Corbo
It felt like that. But no, I, I, I know it was the, the people that were doing it was like a spa, like massage. I know it was the people that stole it. And it was high class and I didn't want to go there, but I went there.
Matt Hepner
People affiliate with Rogan. Like, you gotta, you gotta because with Rogan, right?
David Lee Corbo
Because then you go, it's I. The dream doesn't pick up where he asked me to go.
Matt Hepner
I'm just saying be careful about like the high level Carter, the high level podcast world.
David Lee Corbo
I was like, Mr. Ro.
Matt Hepner
Do. Do good with money. Okay. Laugh about it or whatever. I'm just saying watch out for that. That's all I'm saying.
David Lee Corbo
Wait, what are you saying?
Matt Hepner
I'm saying watch out for like the elite ruling class in the podcast.
Top Lobster
Yeah, absolutely.
Matt Hepner
Trying to not let you make money.
Top Lobster
You think Joe Rogan doesn't want Top
Matt Hepner
Lobster to make money in what you're doing? Like, that's what the dream's about, whether you like it or not. But that's what it's about.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. The dream is about like a honey pot, but it probably, it doesn't have to be Rogan, but yeah, it almost felt like that.
Matt Hepner
Like I was a warning dream. Dude. It's a warning dream. He's like, you didn't like the feeling It's a warning dream.
Top Lobster
You didn't like the way when he got you off or he gets off on you, you get, you guys get off.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, yeah, it's a warning.
Top Lobster
Well, how did it end? Because he won't let you.
Matt Hepner
He woke up.
David Lee Corbo
It end with me like, where's my wallet? And then I was kind of like, like panic because I'm like, damn. I was, I was thinking logically, I wasn't worried about the money. I was more worried about like, identity.
Matt Hepner
Your identity.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I got to cancel all these cars.
Top Lobster
Oh my God, that's the worst.
David Lee Corbo
And it's like I don't even remember which car
Matt Hepner
life that's going to be turned upside down.
David Lee Corbo
Losing your identity.
Matt Hepner
Losing your identity, your life turned upside down. You gotta. The dreams, dude. Like, if Jesus spoke in parables, what do you mean the holy spirit won't speak in parables called dreams. Like, okay, but why did they make
David Lee Corbo
me a fat black holy spirit make it such A stupid, meaningless, stupid.
Matt Hepner
You have to dig into it and say, yeah, God, I do care.
Top Lobster
Did you hear about the time I faced my face?
Matt Hepner
What do you want to tell me?
Top Lobster
Here, I'll keep this one.
David Lee Corbo
I remember that.
Top Lobster
And then we got to get to some content.
David Lee Corbo
Actually, yeah, that was a dream too.
Top Lobster
So I was getting ready to move from New Jersey to Vegas, and I knew I was moving in with my cousin.
Nancy
Cousin.
Top Lobster
All right? That's what was happening in real life. And yeah, Gabe and I went to sleep that night and I had one of those classic piss dreams, right? But in the dream, I'm in a Frankenstein house. And the Frankenstein house is made up. Each room is, like, from a different place I've lived, like. And it's all smashed together in this big, crazy house.
Matt Hepner
What?
Top Lobster
So. So Gabe is there and he's like, come on, dude, it's time to go. And I'm like, hold on. And I keep stop. Like, pissing on different parts of this house. Yeah, yeah.
Matt Hepner
Of your past.
Top Lobster
And.
Matt Hepner
And you know, she was pissing all over your past.
Top Lobster
I don't know. And you just said it. Okay. Yeah, I guess so. That also was similar. Carter was a little bit more. Less robust. He was. He was less athletic. That's a strong looking black guy. Carter did not look strong.
David Lee Corbo
Carter just looked like a flabby.
Top Lobster
Like, he looked a lot like Watermelon Man. Your friend Watermelon Man.
David Lee Corbo
I like.
Top Lobster
So you know when you go to take a piss and sometimes the waistband of your pants is pressing against the bottom and it like, cuts the flow. So you got to stretch the waistband down further so it stops whities that
Matt Hepner
are like too tight on your pants.
David Lee Corbo
I hate when guys act like, yo, yo, my stream's so strong like you.
Top Lobster
I just push through the rubber.
David Lee Corbo
Just push right through it. Like if. If you have a. A band or a pants, push it onto your. You never wear sweatpants of your wiener. It doesn't.
Matt Hepner
It's totally out of the way when I'm pissed.
Top Lobster
Okay. But you imagine that if you didn't get it out of the way, it would be pushing against the bottom of your office, right?
David Lee Corbo
Riddle me this. You're mid piss and you take your finger and you squeeze it. Imagine what would happen.
Top Lobster
Does it stop your piss flow or is your spirit great?
David Lee Corbo
Now squeeze it halfway and it comes out and you're like, what the is?
Top Lobster
Did you go? I could be having more success.
David Lee Corbo
I could be having a harder piss, right?
Top Lobster
So what happens is I pull my. My shorts down a little bit more okay. And then I start really pissing. Now, what happened in real life is I actually did pull my waistband all the way down. My dick flops onto my belly, and then I just piss and all over my own chest and face.
David Lee Corbo
And your wife in real life.
Matt Hepner
In real life, you were attempting to piss all over your past, but you end up pissing all over your present.
Top Lobster
This motherfucker is just Confucius with this. That's ok. Crazy rocket science.
Matt Hepner
Like, that's like. That's like. As you're pissing all over your past, like, what you think you're doing? You're just pissing all over your current self.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, Matt's losing it. But, no, Matt's actually got it. That's actually true.
Top Lobster
Because I didn't do anything good in Vegas, that's for sure.
David Lee Corbo
I could tell you his. His mindset there was probably like, man, these guys in New Jersey, I'm about to go do something, make myself, and I'm gonna piss on y'. All. And you ended up pissing on yourself in the desert.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I never felt like that. I never felt like all these guys, you know?
Matt Hepner
But you have a tendency of pissing on your past and kind of, you know, you gotta. You gotta grow from your past. You gotta look at, like, the guys who rode the boats. The people who rode the boat, they figure out where they're going behind them. But they have to set a course with the thing that's behind them this way that was in their past. They're going to the future, but they're rolling like this. So you got to set a course based on your past and then kind of getting to the future. And so you can't just piss all over your past. Like, you have to know where you came from, dude, because then you piss
David Lee Corbo
all over your face.
Top Lobster
I was told in a dream once to never forget, make a pact to never forget where we came from. I'm not doing dreams anymore.
Matt Hepner
That's solid, bro. God told that to Israel all the time. He said, never forget, man. The way I brought you out of Egypt. Don't you guys have to remember this? Remember where you came from?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, stop pissing on your past.
Matt Hepner
Like, don't forget whoever you were before, the Lord saved you. Like, you've got to remember that.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I mean, I think I do a pretty good job of being, like, I was a retard, maybe, but don't piss on it.
Matt Hepner
But sometimes you try to make too light of it and kind of piss all over it.
Top Lobster
What am I supposed to do?
Matt Hepner
You Got a powerful story. Dude, everybody loved that straight Bible interview session. Popular one and coming soon.
Top Lobster
Okay, so this is a powerful story. This is a clip where somebody goes into a children's book. This looks a lot like the Barnes and Nobles right over here in. In. This looks like kind of a mean. I don't like her face. Huh? She looks.
David Lee Corbo
That's a girl.
Top Lobster
Oh, she looks very.
Matt Hepner
Oh, she's pissed.
David Lee Corbo
Women look like children. Oh, hey, shout out to what's his name.
Matt Hepner
She might even be right. Whatever she's mad about. But it's a crocodile.
David Lee Corbo
What's his name?
Top Lobster
Oh, I don't know. What's the crocodile's name?
David Lee Corbo
Lyle. Lyle crocodile.
Top Lobster
Oh, okay.
David Lee Corbo
I had a T shirt with.
Matt Hepner
With.
David Lee Corbo
With Lyle, but it was Heil. Heil, crocodile.
Top Lobster
All right, here we go. Shout out. So she's gonna go into the bookstore. She's gonna find books that are bad. Ah, the ABCs of polyamory. Holy. Look at the. Look at the.
David Lee Corbo
The walking stereotypes on these things.
Top Lobster
So obviously the stereotypes. But look at the dad with the. Is he got. Is he pregnant?
David Lee Corbo
That's Darius.
Matt Hepner
I don't even know what that word means.
Top Lobster
Oh, that is Daria. Polyamory means you're. Nobody will stay with you in a one on one relationship, but you can maybe have some success having sex with multiple partners. Yeah, that's what the book is about, basically.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
But it's a children's book.
Top Lobster
You know why I don't think this is real.
David Lee Corbo
Look. Look at this. Wait up. Go back. Go back. By doctor. By a doctor.
Top Lobster
Dr. Kenneth P. People in boundaries today.
Matt Hepner
When it. When did, like, boundaries was a thing. You talk to people and they're like, oh, I'm reading this book on boundaries.
Top Lobster
Come on.
David Lee Corbo
Boundaries. Like where to go?
Top Lobster
Where can we stick with one obtuse
Matt Hepner
thing at a time where they're like, you know, yeah, people. I had to establish boundaries.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that's called being a bitch.
David Lee Corbo
Whoa.
Top Lobster
So I don't think this is real, though.
David Lee Corbo
Why not?
Top Lobster
Well, there's no other book behind it.
David Lee Corbo
Israel.
Matt Hepner
Oh, good.
Top Lobster
It's the only book on the shelf.
David Lee Corbo
Well, maybe. Or maybe there's just one of them.
Top Lobster
Nancy, can you look up Dr. Kenneth P. Lagooch?
David Lee Corbo
I'll look it up.
Top Lobster
Okay. Yeah, because Nancy's probably boiling water.
David Lee Corbo
The ABC is a polyamory.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I don't think this is a real kids book.
David Lee Corbo
This is. That you'll see in Target.
Top Lobster
A is for anger partner, new is for new relationship, G is for garage. The place daddy goes to process his feelings. He's got a big TV in there and lots of video games, but I always have to knock before I'm allowed inside. That's not real. This is not real. This is very funny. That's a funny adult book. I. I have to knock before I'm allowed inside because dad's beaten off in the garage.
Matt Hepner
Come on, bro.
David Lee Corbo
I can't find it.
Top Lobster
Oh, and that's the author, my ass. Look at that guy. This is funny. This is a joke.
Matt Hepner
Let's just go through this book here, targeted at kids, and see what actually it teaches. A is for anchor partner. This. All right, so what is it?
Top Lobster
Oh, you really want to know?
David Lee Corbo
No. Okay, so maybe it's not a real book, but there are other books, like the ABC of inclusion.
Top Lobster
Yeah, ABCs of grief. I think this dude just fell for this.
Matt Hepner
Whoever this guy is, teaches little kids about multiple romantic sexual partners and breaking up the traditional family.
Nancy
So.
Top Lobster
Okay, now there is some truth to this, though, because my son likes to go to the library, and. And he hasn't realized yet that the library is just for lesbians and home black people.
Matt Hepner
No, dude, Jess loves the library and said, why aren't. Why don't you get your audiobooks from the library? They're free. They're not so free. You can find the cool stuff just because it's filled with a bunch of not cool stuff.
Top Lobster
You can listen to any audiobook on the Internet. I could just go to the Internet.
Matt Hepner
Whatever.
David Lee Corbo
I do like going to not just the library, but I like going to Barnes and Nobles and Scene. But it is filled with either gay stuff or cultic stuff. And I'm like, this place is not like it's screaming that it's not for you.
Top Lobster
Go into a bookstore, any bookstore.
David Lee Corbo
Go into the. No. No reading.
Matt Hepner
When you don't, like, have to go into.
David Lee Corbo
I read all the time. Go into the Barnes and Noble store at Sumter Landing here before you even get into the store itself. The store proper, within the. So they have, like, a double door as a slide open, and then there's another set. But within there, there's like, a little end cap, I'd call it, of, like, a display table. And it's always occultic. Go in.
Matt Hepner
Look, I've been for a long time. I used to hang there when the kids were little, though. It's like the Vanilla Bean cheesecake and the Starbucks that's all the way to the right. I used to chill there.
David Lee Corbo
It's romance novels on this side, and then there's a Ouija board with, like, other Nordic books.
Nancy
Books.
David Lee Corbo
And then you walk in. Okay.
Top Lobster
Not only that, but every time. Every library.
David Lee Corbo
Why would they do that concept to children?
Top Lobster
Every library has a LGBT section. Yeah, they all do. Every library has books for the gays section.
David Lee Corbo
Those things be reading.
Top Lobster
It's crazy as. I guess so. So that's the thing. It's like, here's my. Wait.
David Lee Corbo
Sorry. Yeah, I'm pulling up messages from Mo. But reading has been hijacked by the gays.
Top Lobster
Maybe that's why I don't do that.
David Lee Corbo
Reading is. It is sort of a gay activity when you think about it, because so
Top Lobster
many gay people do it.
Matt Hepner
So when you read and you're like, the. The.
Nancy
The.
Matt Hepner
The kick. Yeah. It's like a protest against that.
Top Lobster
Oh, you're saying because you can't read.
David Lee Corbo
Because I'm super straight.
Top Lobster
That's right.
David Lee Corbo
So it's hard for me to read straight.
Top Lobster
Got a hard time reading.
Nancy
So.
Top Lobster
So my son loves to read, so he. He does. My son reads. And I'm gonna go and brag on my. Is 11 years old, but he reads at an 8th grade level, which I don't know how they determined that, but hell yeah, dude. So he reads a lot of books, and this is the second time I've had to. He's come home with a book, and I've got. Nope, take this back. And it's by the same author, and he wants to get into Dungeons and Dragons. And I keep telling him, like. Because Stranger Things did Dungeons and Dragons.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah, that's what they played with.
Top Lobster
And I keep telling him, like, dude, it's not like that. It's literally just. Just for gay people now.
David Lee Corbo
Like, okay, man, you're right.
Top Lobster
What's going on? So. And he goes, well, I don't. You know, I don't know if that's true. And I go, no, man, trust me. Like, all of it. All the good stuff that used to be Dungeon Dragons, Baldar's Gate, all turned into just gay propaganda, and everything used to be good. I don't know if it used to be good. What?
Matt Hepner
That's what you're just saying.
Top Lobster
In the 80s, it wasn't filled with geisha. It's always been filled with demons, though, which is kind of funny. The progression of it.
David Lee Corbo
It was always that way.
Top Lobster
But in the past, it was like, you killed that them. Now you are them. Yeah. You have party members that have. Dude, what are you doing right now? Are you kidding me? This is crazy. You can't be. You've just been podcasting.
Matt Hepner
My stress is just. Yeah. My back's tight.
David Lee Corbo
You podcast with the elderly.
Top Lobster
God damn, bro.
Matt Hepner
So long. It's hard, dude.
Top Lobster
So, okay, now you used to kill all the demons. Now the demons are in your party, in your group.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, I see. You're using them kind of like David's mighty man.
Top Lobster
Yeah. So you'll see the. The characters on the book covers always have horns now. And you go, oh, that's cool.
Matt Hepner
But they literally have horny characters.
Top Lobster
Good God. So this one. This one book series that he keeps bringing home and he's never gotten to read it.
Matt Hepner
Must have been them oysters.
Top Lobster
Don't crazy.
David Lee Corbo
I'm just gonna warn you.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Right now, because I can see. You can see.
Top Lobster
You can see it, right?
David Lee Corbo
Well, I can see the sweat.
Top Lobster
And then he goes, you don't invite me on the podcast anymore. No, no, no, no, no.
David Lee Corbo
What I'm seeing, though, is that he's. He's got you already. It's already done. 32 minutes.
Top Lobster
No, no.
David Lee Corbo
Are we kicking him out?
Top Lobster
Two hours of podcasting with Matt. Don't forget that. 32 minutes into this episode.
Matt Hepner
No, no, we did like. We did like four out five hours Friday.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. How'd that go?
Matt Hepner
Two and a half?
Top Lobster
I don't know. He was reasonable that day. So this particular author is known for being non binary and they make Dungeons and Dragons books for gay kids. Oh, but like, this is not. There's no section. It's just like Dungeons and Dragons. And you go and get it and it's like all the characters are demons and it's all about being non binary.
David Lee Corbo
They're also gay.
Top Lobster
I think she also Jewish. So all of that was good with
Matt Hepner
everything up to that last.
David Lee Corbo
No, I wasn't good with it, but I'm not sure. I was not surprised by that.
Top Lobster
But that's. That's what I'm trying to say though, is even though that one was clearly a joke, which I do believe it was, this is. This is prevalent. This is real.
David Lee Corbo
This is real. All right, so what.
Top Lobster
All right, I got another one for you here.
Matt Hepner
We'll.
Top Lobster
We'll visit some more gay real quick, and then we'll get off the gay thing and we'll go to maybe some alien stuff or whatever. Do these people support? So this is a guy who goes to a big gay rally, and I guess he just ruffles the feathers of the homosexuals there. Charlie Kirk. Charlie. Charlie Kirk got what he deserved.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, my God.
Top Lobster
These people are all the same. It's very. Got what he deserved. Do these people support political violence? It's actually pretty funny what this guy does to the guy with the shirt.
David Lee Corbo
He's blocking him.
Matt Hepner
Do you feel threatened? That feels so.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, I got it.
Top Lobster
I got him.
David Lee Corbo
He's like, that's a moving T. Actually. That's assault.
Top Lobster
That's assault, right?
Nancy
Is it?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it is.
Top Lobster
Is it you? For the audience listening? This guy's just trying to go around and film. And obviously by being a straight dude
David Lee Corbo
who's filming the rank and file liberal.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's filming this gay parade. It's. It's inflammatory to them because they don't like being seen on recording, and they don't like when you're openly mocking them.
David Lee Corbo
And so.
Top Lobster
So they're doing all this, like, passive aggressive where they can kind of legally claim that they aren't doing anything. That is akin to assault. But this guy was just jogging down this road, and this liberal white just chest checks him. Just runs into him like a linebacker.
Matt Hepner
Seems reasonable.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Oh, I don't care. I'll punch you in the face if I have to. Do you support political violence? Do you condone what that lady just did? I didn't see anything. Oh, he didn't see anything. Now we're gonna run, right?
Nancy
Ready?
Top Lobster
He's too out of shape. Let's see how long he can hang for. Look, he's already sweating.
David Lee Corbo
He's about to collapse.
Matt Hepner
Look at it.
Top Lobster
By the way, what is the flag on his back now? Like, what is this?
David Lee Corbo
It's now a gay biker.
Top Lobster
A gay biker. This is a Village People.
David Lee Corbo
It's like a thin blue line flag.
Matt Hepner
But also, wait, I thought the blue was, like, the support the police.
David Lee Corbo
Is there a way you could take a screenshot? Wait a second.
Top Lobster
Oh, do a reverse image search on that. Yeah, like, what is that?
Nancy
That.
David Lee Corbo
What is that flag?
Top Lobster
I just love that they keep coming up with more and more elaborate flags, and none of them make sense. None of them makes sense. And. And it won't stop either. They just keep getting crazier and crazier. I like when they turn the trans flag into a swastika, though.
Matt Hepner
Wait, what is the point of this?
Top Lobster
Well, watch, watch. Of course I'm sweating.
David Lee Corbo
All right, let's go this way.
Top Lobster
Now we're gonna see how long they can hang for. Oh, look, he couldn't hang. He had honest. They lost him. They lost him with some light jogging because he's a fat slob.
Matt Hepner
That's awesome. That's very funny. That guy played it.
Top Lobster
Stop.
David Lee Corbo
Physical activity is his Achilles heel.
Top Lobster
Oh, now she's coming. Look at Her. Look at her. We're gonna get the pride community in shape. Make America healthy again.
David Lee Corbo
It's a trans.
Top Lobster
She's telling somebody to take over. I thought they had a flag.
David Lee Corbo
It's a. It's a type of it. It's probably just worn out.
Top Lobster
So it's a transgender flag over. Support police. Are we supporting transgender police? What the is going on?
David Lee Corbo
The police support this stuff.
Top Lobster
Why can't you keep running? Because I just had a double knee replacement.
David Lee Corbo
I'm sure the knee replacement's the reason
Top Lobster
why she can't run it. I like that you could go there
David Lee Corbo
and we found a new form of viral content. It's just cardio with liberals, fat lesbians.
Top Lobster
You can go there and mock them to their faces. And a light jog completely makes it so that they. They can't harm you.
David Lee Corbo
Has anybody. How come no one's figured this out so far?
Top Lobster
Well, this guy just figured it out. I think that's actually fantastic. Until, of course, they.
David Lee Corbo
Matt, does that make you mad? You don't like that, huh?
Matt Hepner
What?
David Lee Corbo
You like the running away from the children of God stuff?
Top Lobster
What do you think?
David Lee Corbo
Stand and fight?
Matt Hepner
What? Wait, what? Running away from the children of God? No, I thought that was bad. The guy was running, was like, all right, this guy's gonna get my way. How do I handle this? Like, I'll jog, and I know he can't keep up. That was kind of brilliant of that guy.
Top Lobster
Oh, this is actually. There's some other fun.
Matt Hepner
And the chick that was overweight that was trying to keep up, I. I actually was thinking, like, good for her, man. I don'. But right on.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, what is this? The is. Oh, she found the. What is that?
Top Lobster
Should we get it?
David Lee Corbo
Bisexual leather.
Top Lobster
Oh, bisexual leather. Pride. Okay, so it's bisexual, huh?
David Lee Corbo
Biker. Lgbt, Biker club wear. My goodness.
Matt Hepner
Who's buying that stuff?
David Lee Corbo
That guy.
Top Lobster
Right, right, right. We have a little bit more gay stuff. I forgot. Let's do this last one, and then we'll go on to some real content.
Nancy
Content.
Top Lobster
But I just wanted to start by some, you know, something light, something that made, you know, have some grease, some LOLs in it.
Nancy
Yeah.
Top Lobster
You know. So this is a school. This is a school. And this is John Rennie High School. Today we celebrate Pride Month with Selma and Uma. God.
Matt Hepner
On the left teeth. Is that a. Just a giant?
Top Lobster
Yeah, I think they have a big gap in their teeth. 57 years ago this month, Marsha P. Johnson, a trans activist of color. This is in England, actually, because they spelled color like within you yeah. Stood tall against her queer family. With her queer family. Against them to fight for their right to love. But I'm confused.
David Lee Corbo
You.
Top Lobster
You fought against your queer family. Today we honor their memory with Pride Month. I just like the idea that this is in people's schools. You can call them if you like. That's actually really.
David Lee Corbo
I've actually been a big fan of the Sequin Call them.
Matt Hepner
I dare you to call them right now.
Top Lobster
No, I don't want to call them right now.
David Lee Corbo
What's the name? Oh, the iridescent in Sequin. I really like that. I. Not on this guy. I just like that.
Top Lobster
Vince. That's not nice. That's very funny.
David Lee Corbo
I like the colors of it.
Matt Hepner
You. You know what? You can take the boy out of Puerto Rico, but you can't take the Puerto Rico.
Top Lobster
I don't think they have sequins. It's Pride Month. It's Pride.
Matt Hepner
So we decided we're gonna.
Top Lobster
We're gonna spread love, joy, and sequins everywhere.
Matt Hepner
Visibility, you know,
Top Lobster
it's.
Matt Hepner
This is terrible.
Top Lobster
You know, I do think we're coming out of this. I don't think this is going to be as prevalent in schools or anything like that. You know, in the next five years, we'll probably look back and say, well, that all stopped because. Mostly because these.
David Lee Corbo
No, dude, in schools. I just drove by a school that had, like a. It had a. A whole flag. It was like, yeah, maybe Pride. My notes was in Florida.
Top Lobster
No, I'm just saying, like, I see a lot because, you know, New Jersey, New York, York, it's super aggressive.
David Lee Corbo
But in Florida, too, it's like, yeah, we recognize Pride Month. And I'm like, man, there's a lot of kids that are going here, and you guys are celebrating that. It's just like, are you teaching them anything else? Yeah, maybe.
Matt Hepner
Well.
Top Lobster
Well, my thing is that the Gen Alpha, they seem to be much more vocal about, like, how gay. And it is like, they're actually saying that, you know, millennials, we really it up. Gen Z was a little bit, like, kind of half and half. I heard some good things. But Gen Alpha is really. See, you know, I see a lot of statistics that claim, you know, air quotes here, that these kids are like, no, this is gay, and I don't want anything to do with it, which I'm a big fan of. And I would say that if you're bringing drag queens to a school and they're being openly mocked by the children, you probably, like, taper.
Matt Hepner
There's an interesting thought about that, though. If you think about it, that you're saying the newest generation is like, y' all ain't down with this. They're like. It's like those kids had a phone when they were five alive. So, like, before the system could indoctrinate them, they already had access to everything. So they had already in their mind been like, yo, this is so stupid. Before anybody indoctrinated them and made them think a certain way about it.
David Lee Corbo
Is that a free Masonic sign right
Matt Hepner
here in the world?
Top Lobster
There's the hammer and sickle.
David Lee Corbo
Where's the.
Top Lobster
That's the eagle of the third right or the second right or whatever it is.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, yeah, Disney.
Top Lobster
I like that. Disney's right at the peak of the.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, the isis. Isis, sun and Moon here.
Top Lobster
Umbrella Corporation. Oh, yeah. Honestly, that one's kind of really belongs there, right, Rans?
Nancy
And.
Top Lobster
And Disney.
David Lee Corbo
All this stuff. All this stuff is gay.
Top Lobster
It's all very gay. This is what it's going to look like very soon, though. That's kind of fun. All right, so here, let's move on to some. Some actual interesting content.
David Lee Corbo
You talk about aliens.
Top Lobster
I just want to make fun of black people. Make fun of, you know, gay stuff. Watermelon man, man, here's something fun that's been going viral and I. I personally think it's. But you have. What is it, man? Well, first, let's. Let's watch the first video.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, let's watch. And it's James Franco in 23:19. James Franco.
Top Lobster
Very strange video. I'm gonna. I'm gonna hold. You know, my opinion, he's looking a little old.
Matt Hepner
Time traveled.
Top Lobster
Could have time travel. You ever watched the time travel with. With James Franco?
Matt Hepner
Is that his story?
David Lee Corbo
He's talking about 11, 22, 63.
Top Lobster
It was good.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, That's a Stephen King book.
Matt Hepner
I thought it was actually 2319. Like it was in the year 2319.
David Lee Corbo
He goes back to stop the assassination of JFK, and it's like, I don't know, it has some liberal leanings at the end where if he did stop the assassin assassination of jfk, then America turns into like Soviet Russia or something like that.
Matt Hepner
Who killed jfk, though?
David Lee Corbo
I think he's saying that Lee Harvey Oswald was in this film.
Top Lobster
He's probably the Jews. Really? James Franco.
Matt Hepner
I'm here at my house.
Top Lobster
I'm not. I'm sorry. The video I watched didn't have this fat goblin in the corner whispering curses.
David Lee Corbo
Makes it better. Makes it better.
Top Lobster
Jesus.
Matt Hepner
Wait, what is this guy from? What movie is this guy from?
Top Lobster
James Franco. Every movie ever.
David Lee Corbo
Spider Man.
Top Lobster
Pineapple Express. What is it?
David Lee Corbo
The original Spider Man. He's okay.
Top Lobster
Yeah, he's the Osborne kid.
Matt Hepner
Yeah. He turns Peter or. No, he's the Green Goblins kid.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah.
Matt Hepner
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Top Lobster
Franco.
Matt Hepner
Really?
Top Lobster
James Franco. I'm.
David Lee Corbo
That was like, 30 years ago here at my house.
Top Lobster
I'm not promoting anything. Okay. I'm 2001 making this account because.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, okay.
Top Lobster
Okay. And people are. He's whispering. He says something. Bruce Robin on his chest. And at some point, I think he says a series of numbers.
Matt Hepner
That is like saying he's just not strung out on math and been up for, like.
David Lee Corbo
Also, if you were a celebrity, you wouldn't do this.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Why would you. Yeah.
Matt Hepner
Why would you be whispering to a
Top Lobster
thing when I tell you the amount of people that are like, something is really happening? It's crazy.
Matt Hepner
It's called meth Here. Been up real.
Top Lobster
Okay. I'm real.
Matt Hepner
It's me. Not AI.
Top Lobster
Not anything. Okay.
Matt Hepner
Could.
Top Lobster
Hey, I could do that.
Matt Hepner
James do this.
Top Lobster
No, could not write this.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Okay.
Top Lobster
So that's the thing right there. 23:19. This is something interesting. It's. It's like a. A recognized alert code for children that are in danger.
David Lee Corbo
So is that his tag name? Is that his name on here, though?
Top Lobster
I have no idea.
Matt Hepner
Let's search it.
Top Lobster
I'm telling you, I cannot get over this fat goblin in the corner. That's just, like. He keeps pointing.
Matt Hepner
That really is.
Top Lobster
And then he's stroking his beard like he's this interesting. This is interesting. I don't like it. Like, what are you doing? Why did you put your. You thought you're gonna improve the quality of this video?
Nancy
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, sorry. So this is a parody account, but yeah. 2319 is an alert signal for something. Emergency code used by Child Detection Agency.
Top Lobster
Child Detection Agency.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, in Monsters, Inc. Monsters, Inc. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, that's right. So this is weird, man. This is weird. All right, here.
David Lee Corbo
Let's let it go. She just said, I'm gonna.
Top Lobster
I cannot say. Serious stuff going on. He points at it. Guys, what we're watching here is a promo for the next Monsters, Inc. And people. I. That's. In my opinion. What's happening?
David Lee Corbo
Wait, what does he point at?
Top Lobster
He points at the number. Huh? He's like.
Matt Hepner
This is.
Top Lobster
He goes. This is a big deal. This is real. This is, in my opinion, him doing a guerrilla warfare. Whatever is a guerrilla style promo for.
David Lee Corbo
Is there a new Monsters, Inc.
Top Lobster
There's gonna be after this.
Matt Hepner
And he's gonna be one of the voices, probably.
Top Lobster
I'm saying, like, that's.
Matt Hepner
You guys want me to open this up?
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah, dude. Let's get a breeze in here. My back is sweaty.
Matt Hepner
Anything for you, my man.
Top Lobster
My back is sweaty. Sweating.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
Top Lobster
It is sweating.
Nancy
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Monsters, Inc. 3 is in production. Monsters, Inc. 3 is in production. People are acting like this is a real thing that's happening.
David Lee Corbo
What a great idea.
Top Lobster
It is a great idea. All right, we're to keep going. Matt's gone, but it doesn't matter. Serious stuff.
Matt Hepner
That James Franco video. Video was very strange. And I know I can't be the only one out there that finds that to be a little bizarre. What serious stuff is going on or going down? This is very strange stuff indeed. If this is even the real James Franco, maybe It could be A.I. i don't know. It's very bizarre how he has another video out and it says, there's nobody listening, as you see right there. And he looks like he is scared of something. So what is really going on here, you all?
Top Lobster
What is really. I love this. He said he looks like he's afraid of something because he's. He's an actor, you dumb. And this is a promo for a movie, you fat goblin. What the.
Matt Hepner
He does kind of have up for eight days on meth vibes, though.
Top Lobster
Well, here, let's. I want to go back. I'll put up in a second.
Matt Hepner
But trying to get on the camera so bad.
Top Lobster
This is, like, the other part of it. There's a second video, and this is him freaking out. 30. Say hi to everybody.
Matt Hepner
Okay. Okay, next time.
Top Lobster
Here, let's share this tab instead. Okay, let's bring this one up and see where this goes.
David Lee Corbo
James Franco.
Top Lobster
Piano music from fucking Monsters, Inc. Oh, it might be.
David Lee Corbo
Well, I mean, he also didn't make this. Somebody else made this, so they're clued in.
Top Lobster
Well, no, this. James Franco. 2319. It says.
Matt Hepner
What do you mean? He clearly is being filmed.
Top Lobster
Yeah, he clearly made, but somebody could
Matt Hepner
have added music to it.
Top Lobster
You're saying Sancho wants us to bring back Nephilim News Network? We got to do a whole thing. We haven't done Nephilim News Network in a while.
David Lee Corbo
We haven't done it really at all. We did it twice.
Top Lobster
I think that's one of those things you. You do when you have an unction. So, yeah, I mean, I'm imagining that the. The tape on his shirt is probably going to come into play. Like this T shirt, that name, that. Those will all be Revealed when the movie trailer comes out, like, that's. That's what's happening.
David Lee Corbo
It is. Hold on.
Top Lobster
This is like this sad. Like, maybe when. When Boo. Or Bo, the little baby, he can't get Sully to come back through the door. Boo.
Matt Hepner
Boo, baby.
Top Lobster
Sad piano music Monsters, Inc. Sad piano music okay.
Matt Hepner
Wow, you're really into that movie.
David Lee Corbo
I'm gonna play it now. Let's see.
Matt Hepner
Looks like starts talking about Israel.
Top Lobster
I don't know if it's the same thing, but it's gonna get us. It's gonna get us.
David Lee Corbo
They can't hear it anyways. It's behind the stage.
Top Lobster
Okay, okay.
David Lee Corbo
All right, so James Franco.
Top Lobster
Okay, so it's a real deal. This is obviously a real video. And James Franco is just pacing around, doing a bunch of cuts of himself, looking sad. Dude, I'm telling you. All right, so let's see.
David Lee Corbo
The world doesn't care anymore. Anymore. Nobody cares.
Top Lobster
1.7 million views. And the comments are like, stephen Baldwin also puts out videos about exposing the elites. And this guy's like, you're absolutely correct. And everybody's just saying, like, oh, my God. This is all. It just. It looks just like this. It's like, dude, this is a promo for Monsters, Inc. You dumb homos. This is so insane. That's so insane.
David Lee Corbo
I love it. Matt, do you watch any of these movies? Or you don't. You really don't care about this stuff? You don't watch kids movies anymore, right?
Matt Hepner
No, but I did. Monsters, Inc. Was like, my kids movies. Yeah, yeah, I know all the OG Movies, bro. Frozen. I think Frozen was like the end of it, though. Moana. Well, no, then Jess watched other kids, so then that. Those babies that just watched was like,
David Lee Corbo
I knew a girl.
Top Lobster
I know Frank Sinatra song. Okay?
David Lee Corbo
I know a girl that.
Matt Hepner
Meet the Robinsons is the number one kids movie. I just want everybody that can hear
David Lee Corbo
this to my friend's baby mama is the girl.
Nancy
Huh?
David Lee Corbo
That the little girl in Monsters, Inc. Was modeled after.
Top Lobster
Oh, really?
Matt Hepner
Totally believe.
Top Lobster
And they have they eaten her?
David Lee Corbo
No, but her father. Her father is the owner of Boar's Head in New York.
Top Lobster
So I was having a conversation with my.
Matt Hepner
What culture is he from?
Top Lobster
Jewish.
David Lee Corbo
They're Italian.
Top Lobster
I was having a conversation with my wife. My wife when I was talking about the Tyson Chicken wings, right? And I posted a whole thing about Tyson. Maybe I could read that.
Nancy
But
Top Lobster
you know what? I should read that.
David Lee Corbo
Let's.
Top Lobster
I'm gonna read what you guys. To you guys, what I wrote about Tyson. And you can give me Your thoughts, and I'll explain to you why it is that I. That I wrote this.
Matt Hepner
You're desperate to get on the show. Don't interrupt the Raven like that
David Lee Corbo
already, Mason. So you might as well just.
Nancy
Where is it?
Matt Hepner
What do you want to say, Mason? Say whatever you want to say to the people. You got any jokes? She's like 10ft out of the View.
Nancy
Does anyone else think that the Raven
Top Lobster
even gained some weight? Does anyone else. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here right now. Mason. Get out of here. Leave.
Nancy
See?
Top Lobster
Leave. Look how sad he got. No, you can't be in here anymore. Don't answer that question. You. Mason. Okay, so I wrote Tyson Foods frozen buffalo wings. Are you listening, Matt? This is it. Because it's you. You love boy slop.
Matt Hepner
Yeah. Frozen buffalo wing. Wait, why do you take shots at me like that?
Top Lobster
Because you're never focusing. You're never paying attention.
Matt Hepner
What are you talking about? We have, like, the best day ever on Friday. You literally said, what's the matter? Don't tell anybody, but you're my best friend.
Nancy
Friend. Wait, sorry. I just said. It's about Emma. She just experienced her first, like, crazy rush and she did great, actually.
Top Lobster
Okay, okay. Don't say anything.
Matt Hepner
I don't want these guys to get pissed because we're, like, screwing around.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, get out of here about coffee business. Go home.
Top Lobster
So, Tyson. This is what I said. Tyson Foods. Frozen buffalo wings are a gelatinous abomination. A culinary affront to God. Their bones are broken. No doubt from the low IQ who work the killing floors and brutally raped the chickens before sending them off to be processed. A prime example of goy slop. You can taste the sins of the Jews in every bite. You feel dirty after eating them. A spiritual dirtiness. Father, forgive me for I have sinned. Jesus died for our sins. And I shudder at the thought that that includes those of Tyson Foods. Whatever judgment awaits us is more than justified for the part we've played in erecting this modern day Tower of Babel. This buffalo sauce drenched phallus made from globs of orange fat and broken chicken bones stretching up to the heavens like a giant middle finger. A monumental you to our Father, who loves us and still loves us. I hate you, Tyson. Father Foods.
David Lee Corbo
What happened to you, dude?
Top Lobster
I just had some of them.
David Lee Corbo
One of had some. You bought them from Costco or something?
Matt Hepner
He ate so much processed chicken. Like, not. He's not eating like, good chicken. He's eating like, the one from public with all the junk on it makes me feel sick.
Top Lobster
When I eat public Fried chicken is really good.
David Lee Corbo
Delicious, but it makes me feel sick after.
Top Lobster
Oh yeah. Like I said.
Matt Hepner
What? Fried chicken is not good.
David Lee Corbo
It's a spiritual thing.
Top Lobster
Yeah. So you know what's also crazy is like if you, if you eat some chicken you, you might have like some of the bone. You ever do that? You bite the bone?
Matt Hepner
Ye. The, the Guyana people are like, you got to chew the bone.
Top Lobster
So if you do that with these, which happens inadvertently because all their bones are shattered and broken from getting raped on the killing floors, it tastes so bad.
Matt Hepner
That's not good.
Top Lobster
Then this all. And really there. There's so much fat on them.
Matt Hepner
What do they say? The toxin. The body pushes the toxins as far away from the brain as possible. So they push into the bones. Yeah, so that's right.
Top Lobster
Why?
Matt Hepner
It's gross, dude.
Top Lobster
Well, the, the amount of.
Matt Hepner
You got to be careful with crazy too. If, if it's bones, like we like venison because deer just are wild. That's the most organic thing you can get.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, sure.
Matt Hepner
But like anything that's farm raised like in, in the modern system, the bones can be super toxic.
Top Lobster
The, the amount of fat on Tysons is, is crazy too. I think if there's anybody that actually has sort of headless. You ever hear this idea? There's headless chickens that are just kept alive through like tubes and like that. And they're not free range, so they're not getting any exercise. They're having food artificially pumped into them. So their bones are very brittle and that's why they break so easily and their bodies are covered in fat because since they don't have a lot of muscle mass, they just feed them a diet that accumulates fat all over them. So when you bite into Tyson's chicken wings, it's like an inch thick layer of fat on these. It makes no sense.
David Lee Corbo
It's not like keeping them headless on tubes. They've developed chickens. They're.
Nancy
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
What are they called? They're like cross. I forget the name of them.
Top Lobster
They're big.
David Lee Corbo
They're. They're the white ones. But I, I used to get them and it's, it's so sad.
Matt Hepner
Like the day that I shot a turkey and skinned it and ate chicken breasts. The same day was the day I stopped eating. Like it's not like I'm against chicken breast. Like if Jess makes it for something. Aiden went through a phase where he eat chicken. So I'll eat it a little bit. But like, stopped like getting it and wanting. It was the day I skinned the turkey breast and then I had this chicken breast and I was like, this chicken breast weighs more than this turkey breast, dude. Like a wild turkey that's this big off the ground. Somehow they get these little fat chickens that are this big with a breast the size of a turkey breast. It's madness.
David Lee Corbo
So I, I raised like, I had like 20 of them. I had like a little farm of them, very regular looking chickens, the Cornish cross ones. I didn't know. I. I just bought a bunch of yellow, little yellow starters from Rural King or something like that. And I raised them and they're like, yeah, they grow like eight weeks and they're fully mature and then. And you know, do what you got to do.
Matt Hepner
That's why people do it.
David Lee Corbo
But I was raising them because I just liked them. So I was feeding them and these guys would eat. They would not stop eating. And they would, they would grow to however much you'd feed them, but then they become too fat, so their organs would like, start to fail. And like after eight weeks, nine weeks, 10 weeks, I'd go and I'd feed them and I'd watch them and I pet them and they'd look at me like, they would give me a look
Matt Hepner
like, yeah, yeah, you ready to kill us?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, pretty much. Go, go get them.
Matt Hepner
I don't like that.
David Lee Corbo
The other weird, your chickens, they don't like, you know, like, like regular chickens, the ones for eggs or something like that. Like, you go there and no matter how old they're, they're just like, yeah, bro, I'm pecking. You know, like they're doing their thing. These dudes were like, they're ready to die. And then some of them were just like. Some of them get so big their legs would break and they'd just be
Matt Hepner
like, I'm not against anybody who raises their animals and eats them. I'm just saying for me personally, I can't like, be buddies with an animal animal. Feed it every day, give it water every day. Like, sometimes I'm offended when they like run away from me. Whether it's the chickens or the ducks. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm just the guy that gives you all your food, all your water, like, provides this home for you. Run away, guys. No, I think people do that to God sometimes. I think about that one, like, when that situation happens. But I could never, like, be their buddy.
David Lee Corbo
Do you yell at them, your God. I am your God.
Matt Hepner
And then one day be like, oh, Just kidding. And just grab by the neck and be like, this is what it was about all along. Like, no way.
David Lee Corbo
That's rough.
Top Lobster
It had to be about that.
Matt Hepner
I wasn't knocking anybody who does that.
David Lee Corbo
I wasn't raising. Raising them to eat them, but I had to raise them separately because, like, it got to a point where I did raise them together, and they would get so big so fast that they were killing and hurting the other birds.
Matt Hepner
They're not like that, dude.
David Lee Corbo
Raise it. Raise the Cornish cross. It gets to, like. I feel like it was like £20.
Matt Hepner
I could.
David Lee Corbo
I picked it up. It was so heavy.
Top Lobster
It was so crazy. A chicken heavy.
David Lee Corbo
Bigger than a turkey. Sound like big turkeys, too. And I'm like, this guy is just like, he's heavy and they need to die.
Top Lobster
This conversation actually spurred on a really fascinating one, because I'm driving around and we're talking about Tyson's food.
Nancy
And.
Top Lobster
And what came up was the. The wealth of these families, Purdue and Tyson. Like, those are fucking rich. Families like that don't get brought up in the conversation a lot. And I remember going down this rabbit hole back in the day about how both Purdue and Tyson, one of the major ways they made their wealth, allegedly. Right. This is all in conspiracy, Bill. But I kind of checks out. Just give.
David Lee Corbo
Sacrifice.
Top Lobster
Sacrifice, yes. But think about what the Jews do in New York.
Nancy
Right.
Top Lobster
And how many chickens they're using.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And there are other.
David Lee Corbo
They put the. Their sins on the. On a chicken. Yeah. They'll swing it over their head, and then they'll read from the Torah and they'll put their sins of the last however many months on a bird. They do this in the street.
Matt Hepner
Okay.
David Lee Corbo
And then they slit the bird's throat or they just damage them.
Matt Hepner
Sorry to interrupt.
Top Lobster
The streets are filled with blood.
David Lee Corbo
Streets are filled with blood.
Top Lobster
Which is weird because why is no sanitation? There's no.
Matt Hepner
Why wouldn't they do that near fruit trees? That's a great fertilizer.
David Lee Corbo
Because they don't give a dog. It's about poisoning your well. And they're doing that. And sanitation doesn't stop them. The city or the police don't stop them. Even though it's completely unsanitary.
Top Lobster
It's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
Own. Yeah, you. Because the mayor goes, like I was telling Cameron, they fly to Israel. And he goes, I did my best to serve you as a people. It's like, yeah, you did. But anyway, after they do that, after they beat these birds up, they put them in a small.
Top Lobster
Oh, there we go.
David Lee Corbo
And then they Sell them to. To you. They put them in a store.
Matt Hepner
You're saying they're finding that in the Torah?
Top Lobster
Why do Jews swing chickens? Yeah.
Matt Hepner
This is literally them offering in Exodus. I must. I'm. I'm not saying there's not. I'm saying I must have missed.
David Lee Corbo
I think it has something to do. Does it have anything to do with the, like, the Judas goat, where they, like, put their sins on and then cast it?
Matt Hepner
Well, it can't be, because that's a goat. There's this goat. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
But these guys are all.
Top Lobster
They make up a lot of extra. You know what I mean? Like, they make up. It's all without rules. Right. For them. So they're constantly making up more and more rules that are.
David Lee Corbo
You know, why they do this? I forget. Exactly. And it's like, you don't remember a chicken offering.
Matt Hepner
I mean. I don't.
Top Lobster
I mean, they were doing it back
Matt Hepner
here in the library. You don't remember the chicken? No, they weren't.
David Lee Corbo
Well, yeah, we picked up all those feathers the other day. You remember that?
Top Lobster
The. The carpet ran red with. But so. But they're not the only ones doing it, right? They're not the only ones doing it. These ancient, like, Babylonian mystic practitioner family families, they have deals with, you know, when. When Hillary Clinton goes, I'm gonna go sacrifice a chicken in the backyard. Like, there are big families that have deals with Tyson and Purdue, and they have killing rooms. What does it say here? Etymology? Kapara.
David Lee Corbo
That's it. Yep.
Top Lobster
One afternoon before Yom Kippur, one prepares an item to be donated to the poor for consumption at pre Yom Kippur meal. Recites two biblical passages, Psalms and jobs. Job. And then swings the prepared charitable donation over one's head three times while reciting the short.
Matt Hepner
Job wouldn't have explained like that. Like that wouldn't have been in the law. I don't. I wonder what the reference is. Psalms 107.
David Lee Corbo
They're at honing for their sins by putting them on this thing that they're about to donate to the chore, which
Top Lobster
is really funny because they donated to the poor.
David Lee Corbo
You're gonna eat my hand on the sacrifice.
Top Lobster
Here we go.
Matt Hepner
An identification with the. With the sacrifice.
Top Lobster
Crazed because of the way of their transgression and afflicted because of their iniquities for soul. Their soul arbor aboard all manner of food. And they drew near unto the gates of death. They cried unto the Lord in their trouble, and he saved them out of their distresses. He sent his word and healed them and delivered them from their graves. Let them give thanks unto the Lord for his mercy and for his wonderful word works to the children of men. And let them offer the sacrifices of thanksgiving and declare. But that's offering to who sacrifice for thanks and declared his works with singing. Oh, don't say that to Matt. And they go down to the sea and I can't read that.
Matt Hepner
I actually like that you just made that reference. No, I'm. That music is and should be powerful.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I don't. I mean, who the knows whatever the.
Matt Hepner
The specifically for it to be a chicken. I'm like, I'm just not familiar with that. But I'm not a specialist on exactly what was getting sacrificed year.
David Lee Corbo
It's probably the cheapest.
Matt Hepner
Rams, lambs, sheep, cows. Like, that's.
David Lee Corbo
Imagine bringing a bunch of goats to New York City and then letting one walk into the New Jersey.
Top Lobster
Honestly, if you said imagine bringing a bunch of chickens and filling the streets with blood, I'd say that's crazy. But it's arguably crazier to do. Yeah, logistically.
Matt Hepner
But why do anything if you're not going to do what you're saying you're doing?
David Lee Corbo
Thanks for removing the screen, Nancy.
Top Lobster
So now if the Jews in. In New York are doing this the same way that the red heifers are made on a farm, and. And that's big bucks, right? Big bucks. Now we. We acknowledge that there are these royal bloodlines.
David Lee Corbo
Think about the bucks that like. So if Tyson and Purdue are.
Top Lobster
Are they. Do they have red rooms? They have killing rooms.
David Lee Corbo
But I'm saying if they're giving the chickens to the Jews to do this thing, they get the chickens right back and then sell them again to the people.
Top Lobster
Oh, that's why they taste. They don't even.
David Lee Corbo
They say they donate, but this. I don't even.
Top Lobster
But it's not the Jews. It's not the Jews. We're talking about, like, giant families from, like, black nobility and the 13 royal bloodlines, like the. The Jesuits. And they're coming in and it's like, okay, so. So what was the name of that artist with the kill closet?
Matt Hepner
Remember her?
Top Lobster
The black chick?
Matt Hepner
I remember you telling me that story.
Top Lobster
So she's got a closet where she kills. The more sacrifices, the more the gains. So there are families that are rolling up and they're like, let me kill 1500 chickens.
Matt Hepner
I gotta come clean, man.
Top Lobster
What is that?
David Lee Corbo
What's that?
Matt Hepner
That's this morning.
Top Lobster
That's a dead chicken. You sacrificing chicken chickens.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, what happened?
Matt Hepner
What happens was Dead in the coop this morning, bro.
Top Lobster
Damn.
Matt Hepner
Oh, man. But it happens, bro. But then it just becomes fertilizer anyway.
Top Lobster
That's crazy. You said it was.
Matt Hepner
And it was stinky.
Top Lobster
That was me. Damn it. So that. But that. That kind of movement, you know, so you have these big families and they're trying to game the system and they're doing sacrifices places on full moons and harvest moons and. And they're going to Tyson and Purdue and they're killing thousands of chickens in a ritual, you know, per ceremony.
Matt Hepner
Yep.
Top Lobster
And that's where they're actually getting a ton of their money from. That's all. That was the point of it, man. That's a hard thing to get off on wax, huh?
David Lee Corbo
All right, so talking about ritualistic sacrifices. Fine, we got it.
Top Lobster
Ritualistic sacrifice. You guys get it?
David Lee Corbo
We got it. We got it.
Top Lobster
This guy's interesting. He's saying that there are Nephilim incorporated in cooperation with the cartel.
Matt Hepner
Cooperating with the cartel in Mexico.
Top Lobster
That's crazy.
Matt Hepner
Mexico.
Top Lobster
These Nephilim beings are in cooperation with. He's on Troy Brewer's show. Who's Troy Brewer?
David Lee Corbo
A podcast.
Top Lobster
He's a podcaster, right. I thought that name was familiar.
David Lee Corbo
The car guys love talking about the nephilim.
Top Lobster
Making it up tell. Because these cartel, they're. They're demonic organizations and they seek these beings for power. And whether it's the selling of children,
David Lee Corbo
which is the whole bell thing, that
Matt Hepner
whole Molak thing, all of that mess, or if it's drugs, which is the
Top Lobster
whole Pharmakeya thing, they.
Matt Hepner
They actually look to these beings for protection, for next level wisdom, for all
Top Lobster
those kinds of things. And.
David Lee Corbo
And while the church is just now
Matt Hepner
catching up to this, these cultures have been a part of these things for.
Top Lobster
For forever.
Nancy
I guess that's.
Top Lobster
That's not really crazy.
David Lee Corbo
What a strange condemnation of the church when you're the ones have been leading it. And now we're just catching up.
Matt Hepner
That guy is a churchgoer.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, he's talking to Troy Brewer, who is one of the. He is a pod pastor type.
Top Lobster
Probably scientists.
David Lee Corbo
I don't even know. They're all the same flavor. But like, yeah, dog, yeah, you.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, same flavor, dog. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
You were the one that was supposed to be telling the church, but now it's popular, so let's go ahead and ring the bell. It might be a little too long late, but. Hey, thanks for joining us. Yeah, welcome to the party. I suppose I was. I was going to pull this picture up. This is kind of fun. I actually got to use the bathroom.
Top Lobster
But I'm gonna make peepees.
David Lee Corbo
No. Yeah, let me get little peepees. This kind of pertains to. That's what we're talking about with that stuff. And it's interesting. I don't know what this girl has to do with the meme.
Top Lobster
What does it say?
David Lee Corbo
It says, I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but remember in the 80s and 90s when those missing children were displayed on milk cartons?
Top Lobster
Oh yeah.
David Lee Corbo
At that same time, celebrities were making commercials, noodles with milk mustaches that said got milk?
Top Lobster
Yeah. That was a fascinating time.
Matt Hepner
I mean, my childhood. Yeah.
Top Lobster
I'm not so quick to draw the correlation. I learned once that Kraft, the, the cheese company coined the term melty. So when we were doing the fat free craze when you make, you know, you render the fat out of milk and that's how you make cheese. So what ended up happening is we had like an excess of cheese. Cheese all of a sudden because fat free was a big thing. And so in order to start moving some of that and to sell the cheese, they had to sell the cheese. They came up with the term melty. And then they started doing the grilled cheese with the stretchy goobers. And that was like the imagery that was all over the commercials and in magazines and it was like this big kind of psyop. You call it a psy. I mean, it is. Right. A psychological operation to sell cheese. So in the, in the Got Milk thing, I mean, maybe if we just had had anything that resulted. I mean, you have factory farming. If you're factory farming cows, then you have an abundance of milk now. Right. Because it's obviously a byproduct. Besides the whole beef thing, it's, it's milk. So then, yeah, you would probably start trying to move that. We have.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, but why would they be putting, I mean, did they put missing children on cheese?
Top Lobster
No, that is, that is, that's the weird one. That's a weird one. It was milk carton specifically. Milk is a, that is a staple in every household at the time.
David Lee Corbo
The milkman sort of thing that goes away and then they start advertising missing children. Like why would that even be on milk cartons? It's strange.
Top Lobster
Oh, damn. Rev Sim said witchcraft. That's a banger. Witchcraft.
David Lee Corbo
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Matt Hepner
The, the pasteurized part is what's weird about milk is like you kill off all of everything living in the mill. Sure. And now it's just full of dead cells. Because it's all. Because it's all Been killed, pasteurized, and
David Lee Corbo
then you're able to do it on. Can you say dead men's bones? I like when you say that.
Matt Hepner
Dead men's bones.
Top Lobster
Like a question. Say.
David Lee Corbo
Dramatic.
Matt Hepner
Say get like, you guys are like white caskets, beautiful outside, and inside full of dead men's bones. That's how he says it, dude. Like. Like he's nothing like what the 501C3 system says. He's like, today, dude. I don't know if I'd go as far as saying Antichrist, but Antichrist means another Christ. So if you're. If you're preaching another Christ than the one we see in the Bible, because you're preaching this extra sweet one who's like, so sweet, and he's like the Care Bear with the heart on the belly and cute and cuddly. It's like, okay, but that's another Christ. Like, that's not the one we see.
David Lee Corbo
You know how you are with the church? You're like how I am with the Jews.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah. Wow.
David Lee Corbo
Right? Yeah.
Matt Hepner
No, I know. But I love God. I love God more than I hate the 501C3 system.
Top Lobster
Sure. But it never stops you from dunking on the 501C3 system. And it doesn't stop Top. Dunking.
Matt Hepner
Fingers on that, though, Top. Sometimes I'm just.
David Lee Corbo
I'm just calling. Balls.
Top Lobster
He's never called for rounding him up. Okay.
David Lee Corbo
Or not once. Maybe once.
Top Lobster
But you've called for that system to die and to be done with.
David Lee Corbo
Hey, Chat. Who's more hostile towards their pet peeve? Chat, Chat, Me or Matt is real. Does Matt hate the church more than I hate?
Top Lobster
That's a good question.
David Lee Corbo
Israel.
Top Lobster
I'd say.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
But I think actually Matt is justified in hating the church. Although it seems like a microcosm of it.
Top Lobster
Justified in hating the Jews.
David Lee Corbo
Aren't you?
Matt Hepner
No, he knows he's not. That's why he's like.
David Lee Corbo
But then what if I told him that. That they've infiltrated the church? The Jews, of course.
Top Lobster
The Jude.
Matt Hepner
Haven't they, though? I mean, according to your theory, like, they. Everything that's bad is from them.
Top Lobster
Big Milk.
Matt Hepner
I'm not saying you're wrong.
David Lee Corbo
They admittedly have, though. They admit that it's a Judeo Christian movement and they brag about being a part of it. So, like, a lot of the reason why the church is the way you hate, hate it.
Top Lobster
It's because of that, too.
David Lee Corbo
You gotta juggle that. I gotta use that.
Matt Hepner
Dude. Wanker pastors, I. You can't Blame another nation for that. Dude, there's just Wanker pastors, man.
Top Lobster
Oh, okay, so Black Rock and the Vanguard group own about 50% of craft and Heinz. And if I'm not mistaken, the owners of BlackRock are Jewish.
Matt Hepner
Who's highlighting that? You or Nancy?
Top Lobster
Matt is secretly Mormon, though. That's Nancy. But I mean, you know what could be the case? Let's see who owns BlackRock? It's 50. 50. Black Rock is. Yeah, I know that.
Matt Hepner
Blackstone. Now there's about to be a. Blackstone is big out here. No, Blackstone's got a major credit. Private credit's about to blow. Oh, because it's the 2008 mortgage crisis. Something similar.
Top Lobster
This is one of those. What would you call them? Like a shell company. Company that's owned by so many different people.
Matt Hepner
The private credit thing is very weird.
Top Lobster
Very.
Matt Hepner
Well, I'm not going to get into that with you because I know how you get.
Top Lobster
All right, well, speaking of Jews, we're gonna get into this one next. This is everybody's favorite Jew, Steven Spielberg. And this is what he says about his upcoming film, which is Disclosure Day. Disclosure Day, which I'm very excited to watch. But let's let him rip.
Matt Hepner
Here.
Top Lobster
This truth had. We're just known overnight. If the government announced. Yes, we have been keeping this from you since 1947. That guy was a freemason. Did you know that? The Kentucky Fried Chicken guy was not the same person. No, this Spielberg is not Colonel Sanders. One third of the man that Colonel Sanders were. And you watch your mouth. Are you kidding me? Look at this little tiny dysgenic goblin. Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders's name. Right. Sounds weird to say. Now that was a. That was a man. I mean, he may have been a freemason and a demon worshiper.
Matt Hepner
This guy just has the same look.
Top Lobster
No, he's just got white hair and that's it. That's all they have. Well, he's also a white dude, but Colonel Sanders better watch your mouth. Oh, look what he says. Keeping this from you since 1947. Okay, here, put your headphones on top.
David Lee Corbo
Actually, I found out that this happened in 1946. That's when we started the Babylon workings. That's when Donald Trump was born. It's a. So 1947 might actually be a misnomer. Kind of crazy, huh? What are we talking about? Just when all this started.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah. I mean, we always say like, like mid-40s to mid-50s. It takes a while.
David Lee Corbo
Most people though, point they go 1947 and they're kind of.
Top Lobster
Right, right.
David Lee Corbo
But It's. It's realistically 1946. That's when L. Ron Hubbard and Alistair Crowley were doing the Babylon Mystery World,
Top Lobster
which is having sex. No, it was L. Ron Hubbard and Jack Parsons.
Matt Hepner
Right, right.
Top Lobster
Having sex with each other in the desert.
David Lee Corbo
Right, right.
Matt Hepner
Yeah. I'm saying it like that.
David Lee Corbo
Creating NASA and jet Propulsion Laboratories, and also Donald Trump.
Top Lobster
19.
David Lee Corbo
1946.
Top Lobster
Isn't that funny? Like, women are like, oh, we're. We're the creators. We create. We have sex and we create babies. Babies. And then Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard, like, hold my beer. We have sex and create and. And Disney or something. I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
Well, let me just say.
Top Lobster
Yeah, go ahead, say it.
Matt Hepner
Go ahead, man.
David Lee Corbo
Donald Trump's birthday this Sunday. Yeah, with that UFC event. That's what I'm saying. Most people are saying it's this Sunday.
Top Lobster
Hold on.
David Lee Corbo
Most people are saying World cup for aliens. And I say, I understand why. I understand the severity and, like, how widespread it is, but. No, but something weird is happening.
Top Lobster
If it was gonna happen, it was gonna happen this Sunday.
David Lee Corbo
In the future.
Top Lobster
In the future.
David Lee Corbo
I have my diploma in conspiracy, as you can see right here. Matt, you see my diploma.
Matt Hepner
See his diploma.
David Lee Corbo
Look at that. I also got some gravy for us, too. I thought we were running out of some, but something just happened.
Top Lobster
Oh, I forgot that we. We also have messages for mom that
David Lee Corbo
we have something with something to start. What were you doing?
Matt Hepner
But what are you saying? Like, we're on. Like we're on the verge of. Something weird's about to happen. Because, like, the university or the World cup up. Something like that.
David Lee Corbo
Look at that.
Matt Hepner
They look just like him.
Top Lobster
Well, no, because he's saying Colonel Sanders looks like Steven Spielberg. Steven. Steven Spielberg is a shrimpy. And Colonel Sanders is a linebacker of a. Of a slave owner. A chad.
David Lee Corbo
A chad. Slave owner. All right, I guess we'll watch this. But we have something really cool.
Top Lobster
Okay, we can do it after this. This truth had. Were just known overnight. If the government announced, yes, we have been keeping this from you since 1947, that would mess up a lot of people. And the movie also takes the position of the church. What does this do to the fundamental
Matt Hepner
beliefs that many of us have?
Top Lobster
And you know, is.
Matt Hepner
Is God our God only on this planet, or is God a God for
David Lee Corbo
every system where there's civilization, intelligent life, and even developing life?
Top Lobster
This truth.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Hear this. This little Jew is going to shake your faith.
David Lee Corbo
Gonna shake you.
Top Lobster
He's gonna shake your faith.
Matt Hepner
Such an easily discussable, like, God is the God of everything in the universe.
David Lee Corbo
It's more that monsters died for the descendants of Adam.
Matt Hepner
As soon as these guys get into, like, baptizing things that aren't descendants of Adam, then you know they've gone off the rails.
David Lee Corbo
This right here is just meant to stir you up so that way they could sell more movie tickets. Like, if you get Christians angry, which I'm not going to get angry about it, we're going to talk about it. And then the other people that hate Christianity shout out to talking about talks, though. Hey, I'm talking.
Top Lobster
He doesn't care. He doesn't listen.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, the way he talks. He talks like a Jew. What do you want me to say?
Matt Hepner
I'm just saying, like, the way he delivers what he's saying in regards to what he's saying is like, something feels crazy.
Top Lobster
That's called. What's the. What's the word? The physiognomy. You're seeing a Jew speak and you're skeptical. Rightly so.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. You're seeing a black guy ride a helicopter and you're going, my act.
Top Lobster
There's a black guy running towards me and I. I can't explain why, but for some reason, I want to run the opposite way. It's like, yeah, you're catching on to
David Lee Corbo
the patterns, to the crimes of Israel. Speaking of Israel. Let's go, Jacob Israel.
Top Lobster
Jacob Israel is real.
David Lee Corbo
Read this.
Top Lobster
It is brought to my attention that that Top Lobster and Nephilim Death squad called me New Age.
David Lee Corbo
Hold on. Very disrespectful. Top Lobster and Nephilim and David. What the dude David Lee Corbel called you.
Top Lobster
Nobody ever tags me in. It's always about you. Nephilim Desquad called me New Age. Made it out like, he who just jumped the Christian truth or train knows enough to say I'm misleading people. God does not fail. No one is lost that Christ was sent to save. Every knee will bow, every tongue will confess. Christ is Lord and there is no such thing as endless torture.
David Lee Corbo
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me just write to him. We're watching this. We are commenting on this while watching
Top Lobster
this and doing a show right now.
David Lee Corbo
But you can't see. See it because you. But you can't see what? You mean he can see it?
Top Lobster
No, if he just watches the show.
David Lee Corbo
Cause it's on Patreon. Oh, and you're poor and you're. All right, all right, let's finish reading. So he even put your face on there and then. Didn't say.
Top Lobster
Didn't tag me. What the man. I always assumed that Jacob liked me more than he likes you.
Matt Hepner
Well, no, because I told him that like a long time ago.
Top Lobster
At least not recently. Oh no, look, he's talking about you. This is fucked up because he doesn't even. He says at least your Bible guy is smart enough to know how foolish you will all sound in a simple conversation. That if you can't humble yourself, you might actually learn from Jacob Israel. Israel is really gay. I had sort of just gave up on thinking you were even open to the deeper things of God Top. But here I am every Tuesday and Wednesday if you all ever want to talk.
Matt Hepner
There's the key. He's kept chasing you guys down from.
Top Lobster
You wouldn't. At least your Bible guy's smart enough to know you shouldn't talk to me
David Lee Corbo
or else you gotta keep your cool. The truth can't be offended.
Matt Hepner
Wait, he said off air works too. Like you totally talk to him off
Top Lobster
air and say, oh yeah, you guys
David Lee Corbo
want to see the. The deep?
Top Lobster
No. Well, you could do that later. The main road leads to destruction, dude. Hell yeah, brother. Thankfully, it's going to be your ego. What does that mean? Okay, the ego is going to be destroyed.
Matt Hepner
He doesn't want you to think the main road leads to the destruction of hell because he's against hell. So he's saying, but think okay, it lead of destruction. Thankfully it's just your ego.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, all right. So just your ego is destroyed in the.
Top Lobster
In hell.
David Lee Corbo
Well that's good. We'll be enlightened. We'll get better frequencies and like that, right?
Top Lobster
We going to vibrate. God works all things together for the good of those who love God. Thanks for shooting me out. Shooting me out and having me on your show in the past. Shooting me out. Shouting, Shouting out. Let's see what. It's because of the new.
David Lee Corbo
You don't calling out see when you're
Top Lobster
doing what did I say Jacob Israel? I said oh, it's because of the new.
David Lee Corbo
See, when you're doing what we're doing, you're gonna get push back from. From people.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, but I don't care. I just want to focus on preaching the gospel, not getting a little Jacob Israel.
Top Lobster
I said, oh, it's because of the new.
Matt Hepner
Skull on the wall, dude.
David Lee Corbo
Right.
Matt Hepner
So wait, so this is an old
David Lee Corbo
ass Post by AM no, that was 10 minutes ago.
Top Lobster
Wait, what about hell? Before we get into Raised by wolf.
David Lee Corbo
So that's our first passage on hell. Jacob Israel.
Top Lobster
Don't say that.
David Lee Corbo
I just tagged him.
Top Lobster
God bless him.
David Lee Corbo
We're debunking, we're rebunking.
Matt Hepner
I know, but we don't have to beef with that dude. Like, let him say whatever he wants. Like, let him. It's irrelevant. Like, we're just putting out what we're putting out. It doesn't matter what anybody else is putting out.
David Lee Corbo
But he's beefing with the Bible.
Matt Hepner
Let him be with the Bible. Let's see how that goes.
Top Lobster
Let him beef with the load.
David Lee Corbo
To be honest, Kirk Cameron's beefing with the Bible too.
Matt Hepner
For him.
David Lee Corbo
Not great.
Top Lobster
He's.
David Lee Corbo
He's the guy that made Spirited Away. That's a gay anime.
Matt Hepner
We just read it.
Top Lobster
I never watched it.
Matt Hepner
All they care about is if people go with them and people agree with him and they like it. That's all. So they'll get their reward that people will like it. So let them do that. Let him do that. We just put out truth.
David Lee Corbo
Can we say lasciviousness about him?
Matt Hepner
Can we give a business of, like, beefing with people?
Top Lobster
Well, hold on. Let's do the. I guess we never really said much about him, huh?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt Hepner
Why would he post that?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know.
Matt Hepner
I. I guess I just think he's so desperate to get back touch with you guys. Dude, like that. The whole point of that was.
David Lee Corbo
I unfollowed.
Matt Hepner
It was to try to get you to be.
Top Lobster
Why do you look like that?
Matt Hepner
The whole. The whole point of all of that was to get you guys to do a show with. To talk to him again.
Top Lobster
Did he comment on your thing?
David Lee Corbo
Man, how do I see the response?
Top Lobster
You gotta click on your post.
David Lee Corbo
Wait, wait, I'm gonna just take it off because I admit I don't want to click on other stuff. And then people see my private.
Top Lobster
Oh, don't show them your private.
David Lee Corbo
No, I can't see my.
Top Lobster
Honestly, that, like, we didn't even say anything.
David Lee Corbo
Somebody just said, bro. Oh, because I said we're talking about you right now.
Top Lobster
That's messed up.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, somebody. Josh. Whatever you. Josh.
Top Lobster
So he tags you. He can't tag me. You're so offended.
Matt Hepner
He took a shot at top. You're like, why didn't he take a shot?
David Lee Corbo
I'm just chopped potatoes.
Top Lobster
Chop liver. Why didn't some of the potatoes.
Matt Hepner
You guys, he just wants so bad for you to, like, go on his show or him come on your show.
Top Lobster
If he did, then he would at least have the decency to tag me. That's up, man.
David Lee Corbo
David, he's offended.
Top Lobster
He knows my hand.
David Lee Corbo
Why is he, like. He's offended that you didn't drag him.
Top Lobster
The.
David Lee Corbo
I don't. I don't really understand what this guy's point is.
Top Lobster
I'm sure we said something worse than that.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, we've been calling him gay for months. Besides.
Top Lobster
Yeah, but that's not really like a theological point or whatever. Yeah, I don't know.
Matt Hepner
What was the point of that?
Top Lobster
I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know the point of it.
Matt Hepner
Why did you bring it up?
Top Lobster
I think it was really just a kind of a. He didn't, like, way to insult me.
Matt Hepner
Oh, you were saying he's New age.
David Lee Corbo
It had nothing to do with you, David. You weren't even tagged in this.
Top Lobster
I'm literally talking in the video, man.
David Lee Corbo
This video, this is all about me.
Matt Hepner
This is like a Sopranos episode where whatever. The guy, the younger guy, like, it's in the newspaper. That sopr. Tony Soprano and all his buddies got busted in the newspaper and he, like, goes to the thing and it names all the guys and he's not named in it. He got.
David Lee Corbo
What the hell?
Matt Hepner
Busted as being, like, a gangster.
David Lee Corbo
That's what he said. It's been brought to my attention by homosexual.
Top Lobster
Oh, I mean, you know, that's fine.
David Lee Corbo
That top lobster on. I like that. That top lobster on Nephilim Death Squad.
Top Lobster
Wait, what did you say in those clips? I didn't even know what you said.
David Lee Corbo
I called him a new age homosexual.
Top Lobster
Oh, okay.
David Lee Corbo
I see. I don't have to say all the words. I say one sentence.
Top Lobster
You have the best words.
David Lee Corbo
I have the best words. They cut like a knife and that's it. He made what? He called me new Age and made it out.
Matt Hepner
But isn't he just wanting to get some.
David Lee Corbo
Wait, like he who just jumped on the Christian truther train. I'm not a Christian truther.
Matt Hepner
When did you start going to church? Like, when did you.
David Lee Corbo
I was. I. I was born in it. I was molded in it.
Top Lobster
Honestly.
Matt Hepner
As long as you remember, you were
David Lee Corbo
going to before I was New Age.
Top Lobster
New Ager or Christian Truther.
Matt Hepner
What are those?
Top Lobster
Oh, Christian truther is pretty gay.
David Lee Corbo
I don't really care because I. It's like, I don't know. You can throw these. He doesn't like that I called him New Age because he is now. If you called me a Christian truther, I'd look and I say, I don't recognize that word.
Matt Hepner
What?
Top Lobster
Yeah. What's a Christian?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know.
Top Lobster
Silly word.
David Lee Corbo
He just means like. Like I think he's trying to call me a pod pastor in a way. Somebody that's like, new and just kind of like, oh, jumping.
Top Lobster
I was like, cool phrases. Podcaster.
David Lee Corbo
TM Patent.
Top Lobster
Yeah, don't use that.
David Lee Corbo
You'll hear from our Jewish lawyers, Jacob.
Top Lobster
That's right.
David Lee Corbo
Don't use our terms.
Top Lobster
I like his banner, though. His banner on his page. Good.
David Lee Corbo
He's got those baby blue eyes. Wow. Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I don't know, Jacob. It's just strange. It's strange.
Matt Hepner
Wait, but the Raven took some shots at him before, too. On the. On the X.
David Lee Corbo
Not really. We just kind of ignored him.
Top Lobster
Yeah, no, he wanted to.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, he wanted us to do what we did to Vince to him.
Top Lobster
No, he wanted us to do what we did to Albarino to him. That's what it was. It happened during the Albarino thing.
David Lee Corbo
And.
Top Lobster
And I said, no, you want me to do what I'm doing to Alberto Bob? No, I said, k Fabe. That's the fake wrestling that they do. Yeah, because that's what he wanted. He wanted fake beef, you know, because on the Internet, this is real beef.
David Lee Corbo
This is real thick beef. You want a real beef now people are going over. They're gonna start liking this. It's not gonna be good for you, man.
Top Lobster
I don't like this, man. At least you don't like me, dude. Like, what the kind of. Is that so weird?
David Lee Corbo
He's still so sad.
Top Lobster
Why would you treat me like. I don't know, like I'm not even in the room?
David Lee Corbo
Well, does it even matter? I feel like this was put to rest. This was put to rest when Matt didn't even. Matt didn't even have his own show. He had really nothing to bring to the table, nothing to offer little talent. Just a guy. Yeah, with a. Just a guy with some. Some room that he let us use.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And you attacked him. And. And you know what Matt said? Oh, I'm busy pouring coffee.
Top Lobster
That's what Matt said.
Matt Hepner
No, no. The first time he said he wanted to talk about. I said, okay, fine.
David Lee Corbo
And then I. Oh, that's right. Then he backed out.
Matt Hepner
I got ready for it. And then he said, oh, never mind. Something happened with Trump.
David Lee Corbo
But he didn't. You didn't even want to do it. Matt was like. He's like, I don't want to do it. He says, if you want me to do it, I'll do whatever you say
Matt Hepner
because you thought it would be good.
Top Lobster
You better defend the kingdom of God if you're gonna be on this team.
Matt Hepner
I really don't want to do it. Like, I don't care to argue with people. Like, however people view things, no problem. I'm not.
David Lee Corbo
Well, Matt will argue with a lot of people, but just not Jacob Israel, which is crazy. He'll argue. He'll be like, nah, I don't think. No.
Matt Hepner
What?
David Lee Corbo
And Jacob Israel was like, hey, man, I don't think this. And Matt goes, I don't even really care to even look at you.
Matt Hepner
No, I did the first time. And then when he, like, backed out of the first one, I was like, okay, that was the one chance, dude. Like, I'm not a debater.
Top Lobster
That's.
Matt Hepner
That. That's not my thing.
David Lee Corbo
You're on thin ice.
Matt Hepner
I also don't like to be, like, typecast or whatever with the people who want me to argue that we're not under the law, or people want me to argue that heaven or hell is real.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, you're really worried about that. Why are you worried about.
Matt Hepner
I just don't want it because I just want to preach the kingdom of God without being like. Because you'll see, dude, if you don't see it already, that, like, everybody gets grouped in a little grouping. And I don't want to be grouped in a little grouping.
David Lee Corbo
They do it to themselves. There's a guy God logic. He's a black dude that he, like, has typecast himself immediately.
Top Lobster
Opinion discarded. And I don't know anything about the
Matt Hepner
space, not that I don't know anything about the Bible, but I don't know anything about the podcast space, that I just go running into certain things.
David Lee Corbo
And Jacob, hey, we're not. That's what we need.
Top Lobster
The podcast space is literally just dudes who are not qualified talking to microphones. That's it. And then.
Matt Hepner
So then when he finally did reach out, the reason he reached out again was because Kirk Cameron said that hell's not real. Yeah. He was like this, yeah, man, the tide is changing. Let's now let's talk about it again.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah.
Matt Hepner
And then I just said to you. I pulled the passage from Nehemiah where he said, I'm too busy. I'm not coming down from the work that I'm doing. He said, I'm on the wall. I'm doing this work. I'm not going to stop building the wall to come down to argue with you. You the same thing.
Top Lobster
Not gonna come off my high wall.
Matt Hepner
We're doing something. We're doing something powerful right here. Let's just keep doing what we're doing. Like, what? Whatever we.
David Lee Corbo
What do you think I'm supposed to debate a mattress salesman?
Top Lobster
Should we talk about? Should we? If I'm gonna debate you, it's on the price of this mattress.
David Lee Corbo
A barista and a mattress salesman are debating the veracity of hell. It's like, what the are we talking about?
Nancy
Yeah.
Matt Hepner
There is an element of that where I'm like, this is so stupid. Like, I'm not gonna argue with somebody over whether I have it in hell or real or not.
David Lee Corbo
But I'm not gonna lie, though. Jacob Israel. You did come on. A bunch of new age gobbledygook.
Top Lobster
I don't remember any of it, though.
David Lee Corbo
I don't remember any of it either.
Top Lobster
I don't remember any of that.
David Lee Corbo
Well, I have. I have this really talented skill. I was talking to my cousin about, like, block out. Oh, dog. 99 of what people say. I'm like, don't need that.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Maybe.
David Lee Corbo
I don't even think there was one thing that he said. I just came here to say. Jacob Israel is gay.
Top Lobster
Israel E. Gay.
David Lee Corbo
Is really gay.
Top Lobster
Is really gay. Israel E. Gay. Is really gay.
David Lee Corbo
What's her name? Is it Lauren or.
Top Lobster
It's M. Lauren. She crushes M. Lauren's one of those names that's been around here way earlier than it should have been.
David Lee Corbo
Probably say way too long.
Top Lobster
Way too long. Yeah. Are we going to talk about this Hunter Biden account thing?
David Lee Corbo
I don't really care. I asked him what his take on the Nephilim was. He didn't answer me. I. I know he's seen it. It has almost a hundred thousand views.
Top Lobster
What? I know you've seen it. Hunter Biden.
Matt Hepner
Oh, you can't get a hundred thousand. No, that's not real.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Look at that, baby.
Top Lobster
If that's really your name, Hunter Biden,
David Lee Corbo
what's your take on the nef?
Matt Hepner
Okay, the weird thing that this, that I said. I don't even know if you guys were keen to. It was the dude, Sean Ryan had him on his show.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Matt Hepner
A couple months ago. And, like, was trying to, like, normalize him.
David Lee Corbo
Like, really?
Matt Hepner
And I remember thinking, like, huh, that's weird. And then I remember you saying, yeah, Sean Ryan's a fed. Like, he, like, he literally worked for the Fed. Federal government.
David Lee Corbo
Here's an interesting dichotomy that perhaps you haven't thought about before, Matt. I don't care if he's a fed. I don't care if he's a pedophile. I don't care if he's Joe Biden's son. I think Hunter Biden is actually kind of cool.
Top Lobster
That's unbelievable.
David Lee Corbo
He's doing coke at the White House and forgetting his bag.
Top Lobster
No, the guy's talking. These kids, bro.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. I don't know how old they were. Well, we don't know. And before we throw around the pedophile accusation, I don't know, he just seems like a guy that does whatever he wants.
Top Lobster
No, it's so weird because I'm actually looking at my post. I got 451 likes on this stupid ass post. What'd you say, mad people? Because I'm just saying, like, yo, this dude, you know, has a bunch of foreign accounts that are defending them. If you come over and say, like, yo, this guy had some weird pedo on his laptop. Plus he sat on the board of that Ukrainian oil company Burisma and got all that guys.
David Lee Corbo
But you're just missing it. I get. I understand. Yeah, the Burisma, the. All the corruption, all that. Have you seen his back tattoo?
Top Lobster
Finger Lakes, bro. That's where all the child trafficking happens.
David Lee Corbo
Not the best example.
Top Lobster
That's not a good example.
Matt Hepner
You know, Trump talked to Bella in a speech before about Hunter Biden, right?
David Lee Corbo
What?
Matt Hepner
You don't know when Trump talked to Bella in the middle of a speech, Your daughter.
Top Lobster
I feel like he's setting us up for some elaborate joke.
David Lee Corbo
I don't even want to know.
Matt Hepner
Do you want to know?
David Lee Corbo
Like, no, not really.
Matt Hepner
You know the story when the. It must have been 2020 when the campaign came in here, got all their stuff, got food and drinks. I said, no, no. Right on, dude. Like, we like to do Trump. Here's your. Here's your coffee and drinks for free. Don't worry about it. They came back the next day, free coffee. And then the.
Top Lobster
He can afford it.
Matt Hepner
And then they don't even give. It was the campaign chain workers. It was a guy gave me some, Some hats, say Trump on them and stuff. I said, no. Right on, dude. We're grateful for the dude, Trump. We think he brings a lot of stuff to light.
Nancy
Whatever.
Matt Hepner
Oh, he started that. Ran more. I got it, I got it. This is 2020.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so then you're saying that you wouldn't have a podcast, you wouldn't ask him where you're from?
Matt Hepner
With the dude, I probably would with the dude the next day. And she goes, hey, you should come to the rally. I said, no, no, this is, this is really cool. Like, I wish my kids could go because this is Like a historic thing that a guy, guy who's a politician can put that many people.
David Lee Corbo
I don't understand how you don't like Hunter Biden. Like this is a guy that if
Top Lobster
he didn't kids, he's got a laptop
David Lee Corbo
full of illegal porn and leaves it unlocked with some stranger. You don't even know where your phone is right now.
Matt Hepner
Rational.
David Lee Corbo
This is like, it's probably. No, it is.
Top Lobster
I messaged my wife. My only problem, my only problem is
David Lee Corbo
you guys are the same.
Top Lobster
I don't care about the crack smoking and I honestly like, okay, the does great, great art sitting on, on the board of Burisma and collecting all that money from the aid that America was supposed to. You gotta hear the Ukraine and all this. That's all fine. I don't really care too much about that. But as soon as like people are like, a lot of people in the comments are like, oh, I don't think that happened. That that laptop was old and it's like, no, dude, you could just scroll through it. It was all free access. And there was so many. Like, you don't know how old those kids were, but there was enough of them that tick the like 10 year old radar.
Matt Hepner
Wait, but isn't the guy saying that's weird that somehow they got his laptop with all this st it. No, he's a crackhead.
Top Lobster
He's a crackhead who thinks he's untouchable because his father's a robo robot and he's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
I said, we're commenting on it right now, but you can't see it because it's on Patreon and you're poor and somebody goes, you're poor. Very Christlike. Let me tell you, I love this.
Top Lobster
I love very Christlike around shut the up.
Matt Hepner
$5.
Top Lobster
Shut the up. But yeah, yeah, if you love this,
Matt Hepner
you're so happy right now. You live for this.
Top Lobster
If it was all the same, minus the kids, I wouldn't have so much of a problem with it.
David Lee Corbo
The Internet, I don't usually like to
Matt Hepner
fight with j fight on the Internet.
Top Lobster
No, no, you're not supposed to fight. Don't ever fight with Jacob Israel. Only do it with the people who are with the people who are going
David Lee Corbo
to fight around you.
Matt Hepner
So they walk us up the, the lady says, here, I'll get you in. I say, yeah, I don't know. We shut down the shops. Just like, let's shut down the shops and let's go. So we go, they, they walk us right up. They say, you can sit anywhere Inside the yellow rope. I said the front four centers.
David Lee Corbo
Forgot his laptop because he was high on crack. Come on, guys.
Top Lobster
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I don't have a problem with that. That's.
David Lee Corbo
That's pretty real. Giving me Fuentes vibes right now.
Matt Hepner
That's an interesting point.
Top Lobster
Can't defend that dude. He's. He's a big old.
David Lee Corbo
A gay Hispanic dude, you know?
Top Lobster
No, not for not playing. I think that guy's super gay. Yeah, I mean, that's. It's obvious that he's very gay, but.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so keep going, Keep going.
Top Lobster
What are you saying?
Matt Hepner
So anyway, we're in the front force inter seats. Trump's doing his speech, whatever. And we're in the front four center up front. Like. Like we're. There's just us and then there's Trump. And so he goes. He goes, hunter Biden. The crowd goes, boo. He goes, hunter Biden's over in Ukraine making millions of dollars in an energy company. And he knows nothing about energy, right?
Top Lobster
It's an oil company. He knows nothing about oil.
Matt Hepner
So he points at Bella, he goes, you young people here in the front, do you know anything about energy? And Bella goes, no. And he goes, you know more about energy than Hunter Biden. And the crowd goes wild. The crowd goes wild.
David Lee Corbo
I probably seen that.
Matt Hepner
We were all just sitting there, like, what? Then Jess and Bella were on the front page of a. I forget what paper it was, but the way that the picture got took, me and Aiden were out of the picture. And the headline was like, super spreader event in the Villages from people not wearing masks. And it was J in the front
David Lee Corbo
row with no mask.
Top Lobster
That's so funny. That's hilarious.
Matt Hepner
I could probably find those
Top Lobster
in a. In a frame.
Matt Hepner
Where would those. Hold on.
David Lee Corbo
Let me see, let me see. I could probably find that.
Top Lobster
That should be in a frame. That's a badge of honor.
Matt Hepner
Hold on if I look up. Yeah. It was so wild. Dude.
David Lee Corbo
What a crazy. And it's not even what it was about. Huh? What was it, the Villages newspaper that spread that?
Matt Hepner
No, no, no. It would have been like a national thing. Look at this.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, look.
Matt Hepner
Donald Trump holds rally in huge retirement village with almost nobody wearing masks. Hell yeah, dude. Dude, there's Justin Bell.
Top Lobster
That's so funny. That's so funny. Legends. That's awesome, actually. That's fantastic.
Matt Hepner
But you could pull up the. You could pull up the speech too. I used to have it, like, wherever it was in the speech. I had it where I could pull it up because it was kind of hilarious, man.
David Lee Corbo
Well, you know what, guys? I think it's actually a good time to do a hard segue.
Top Lobster
Oh,
Matt Hepner
That's me and Trump.
Top Lobster
Oh, my God.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, no. No problem.
Top Lobster
Just.
David Lee Corbo
Just me and Trump just hanging out.
Top Lobster
Just me and the Antichrist hanging out. No big deal.
David Lee Corbo
All right, here we go, guys. We're gonna pull this up. We're doing a little bit of producing and behind the scenes, but we got it.
Top Lobster
Dude, I'm telling you, it's crazy how many people are like, you're wrong. I've never seen people come out in mass to. To defend a crackhead son of a president.
David Lee Corbo
It's. It's so.
Top Lobster
It's so in. Or organic. Yeah, it's so inorganic, bro.
David Lee Corbo
It is inorganic, but also, what's inorganic is people saying, like, you wouldn't talk to this guy. It would be hilarious.
Top Lobster
You know, when he responded to Toad, there was this. This moment where. You know what it is, though? Like, so when he responded to Toad, I thought that was funny. But if he ever decided to come on the show, I'd say, you really?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah.
Top Lobster
100. Because I'd be. I would want that to be.
David Lee Corbo
Politics is theater, David.
Top Lobster
No, I want that to be my. My last thing right there. It's. I. Either that or we let him come on, and then we open the show.
David Lee Corbo
He's coming on straight Bible. We got this.
Top Lobster
There you go. And you say, like, you. Dude, there was some naked kids on your laptop, and then you boot them out of the room. And, like, that's. That's all you do with that. That's all you do.
David Lee Corbo
I'm just saying. Dream Guest for Tower Gang.
Top Lobster
Oh, my God. For Tower Game.
David Lee Corbo
For Tower Game. Dream Guests. Okay, first messages for Mom. I have no idea what's gonna happen here.
Matt Hepner
Oh, geez.
Top Lobster
Do not. You do not have answers for these questions.
David Lee Corbo
All right, all right. What questions?
Matt Hepner
America.
David Lee Corbo
Land of the not so free and
Matt Hepner
home of the goy slave.
Nancy
Okay, just a heads up that the government is running a test.
David Lee Corbo
Why couldn't we just.
Top Lobster
What the Are you doing, Eric? Mustus. Mustus. Well, he's getting mussos.
David Lee Corbo
He's racking up those likes. But whatever.
Nancy
Census. For the 2030 census. And they are asking you some very invasive questions. A census lady came to my house on Saturday, and I'm still uncomfortable.
Matt Hepner
Have you ever had the census people come to your house?
David Lee Corbo
I used to work for the census.
Matt Hepner
I never, ever had them come to your house.
Top Lobster
I would never open the door for them.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, but I. I Worked for the census and they've come, they came to my, my parents house.
Matt Hepner
But yeah, never had. That's what I'm saying. It's weird. I've never been polled either. Like when they say the polls are
Top Lobster
out, that's why I got it because I was living in, in the slums and I, I literally wouldn't answer the door.
David Lee Corbo
They're not. It's very hard. Like on a property where we live, like you got to walk up pretty far and I don't like walking on anybody's property. Like, yeah, I get shot here and it'll be.
Top Lobster
By the way, is it me or does this guy's face look like a fake AI face?
David Lee Corbo
It looks like it's transplanted onto.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, because of that line right there.
David Lee Corbo
It's just like overexposed in the line
Matt Hepner
is a little weird. Right where the edge of his face and the edge of his hat and then it goes down and there's like
David Lee Corbo
a little wall eyed too.
Top Lobster
It's just weird. It feels, feels like on Google they're
Nancy
not doing this everywhere where it's just specific locations because this is a test census, not the real census, just 18 an hour. I got paid envelopes in your mailbox saying that you need to fill it out. If you ignore it long enough, they will come to your house and they will ask you the questions in person.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I never did it.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, they, they tell you that, but they're not gonna, they will, they'll pester
Top Lobster
you a little bit. They came consecutive days, but you know,
David Lee Corbo
they quit pretty easily. Yeah, you one lady. I answered, she was breastfeeding her kid. Black bro.
Top Lobster
Get the.
David Lee Corbo
I told you about this breastfeeding on one end and then she did it on, on purpose. She takes the baby and switches titty hanging, puts it away and I'm like, I see what's happening here. We'll come back later.
Top Lobster
I'd be like, what are you stealing? My Amazon package Never went back the census.
Nancy
I worked for the census in 2020.
Matt Hepner
Oh yeah.
Nancy
So when she came to my house show me the badge had all the stuff, I was like, okay, this is legit. I don't feel like someone's trying to rob me.
Matt Hepner
All right.
David Lee Corbo
But what is she saying was intense.
Nancy
She was a really nice lady. Don't get me wrong. When I did it in 2020, it was literally, literally just who, how many people live here. The whole 15 minutes was asking me questions. So if they come to your house, say you want to do it on the phone and then just don't ever do it on the phone. Otherwise they'll come in.
Top Lobster
What's the question?
Nancy
They'll ask to come in and ask you all these questions.
Matt Hepner
Your mom's just warning you. I thought it was just people. The one come through your gate and get to your front door somehow. Like, how's somebody gonna get to your front door?
Nancy
Things just kept going. How much is the value of your house? What are your property taxes? How much interest are you paying? Do you have a mortgage? How much is your. Your mortgage? Then there was a work one. This is the one that blew my mind. I self employed. I work from home, so mine wasn't as crazy because I didn't have to answer a lot of them. But she's asking me how much money I make before taxes. Not telling the government that. My husband goes to work. He works somewhere. So this one was the wild one. What did your husband do for work? That wasn't that weird. What are his main duties? That was kind of weird. What does he drive to work? How far away is work? What time does he leave for work? How many hours does he work a week? Does he work every day? That's where I was like, are you now.
Top Lobster
Are you robbing me?
Nancy
Both of us. Can either of you not see? Are you having trouble hearing? You have trouble getting up the steps? Do you have any heart problems? Like, pass, pass, pass. No, no, no.
Matt Hepner
Who cares?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, tell them no. Like go away.
Matt Hepner
Literally the same thing as if JW's to going come to your door. It's like, yeah, not talking.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, but Matt, Matt handles this well. Matt just turns around. He'll probably. He'll probably leave his house in there in your house, and you'll just leave your house.
Top Lobster
You push that lady. I never seen the audacity of. Matt pushed an old lady on me at one point, says, Raven definitely wants to hear about the crazy.
David Lee Corbo
You're saying.
Top Lobster
She comes over, says a bunch of crazy. Then all of a sudden she gets to the point where she talks about wanting to put something for sale in the shop. And I go, I got just the guy from. For you, Matt. This woman wants to sell something and I. And I usher her towards you.
Matt Hepner
He loved that lady. And you ended up loving her too. And you sat down out here.
Top Lobster
Want me to tell this part?
David Lee Corbo
Eye contact with me. The next time she came, I came
Matt Hepner
in legs crossed for an hour while you talked to her. That was uncomfortable.
David Lee Corbo
It's part of. It's part of the gist.
Matt Hepner
Finish the story. I introduced him to somebody. The show has Grown tremendously. And people coming through the shop and
Top Lobster
meeting you guys, I say, hey, Matt's the guy you want to talk to about selling stuff in the shop. And Matt keeps his back towards her. Yes. And I go. And she's literally standing there. She's shorter than Matt, right? So she's staring at the middle of
David Lee Corbo
his back, like, intentionally.
Matt Hepner
I'm like, going like this. Yes.
Top Lobster
And I go. I go, matt, she wants to sell something in the shop. And you just stand. I swear, you, like, broaden yourself out. And you don't turn around at all until she walks away.
David Lee Corbo
Matt did.
Top Lobster
Crazy people behavior to crazy dude.
Matt Hepner
When I have stuff to do, I'm not paying attention.
Top Lobster
You were not. You were just bullshitting here, right? You were standing in the doorway just bullshitting. It was crazy, bro. I was like, this is rude. I appreciate, but I also left her. So I left her standing.
Matt Hepner
And I do, too. People get offended because they're, like, in the middle of talking to me, but I can only look at. The lids are not stocked for so long. I'm looking at the lids.
Top Lobster
You were standing in here talking about Israel or something.
Matt Hepner
I'm not like that. And then all of a sudden, boom. I just got to restock the list.
David Lee Corbo
All right. This one's going to be a banger.
Top Lobster
Okay. All right. Jesus's message to us about the Rapture. I'm trying not to get the fatigue that I see I'm developing when I. Oh, boy. Y' all are about to hear one of the biggest lies ever being told to the world. Let me get in front of this line.
David Lee Corbo
We need to 231,000 likes on this. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Oh, my God. Are you David? What? What's wrong?
Nancy
The problem.
Top Lobster
So this. What's the problem, lady is about to tell us that there are no aliens in the only. Only demons. Can you just move your body so that you're not off the camera? Halfway there it is.
Matt Hepner
And then keyed in on me anyway.
David Lee Corbo
Well, it's just.
Top Lobster
It's just a matter of, you know,
Matt Hepner
trying to get shots in my face to make.
David Lee Corbo
We've been doing this for three hours, Matt. Every time it shipped it to us,
Matt Hepner
we all had to move a little bit.
Top Lobster
But. But it's just this common theme with messages for mom where people that say exactly what we say, number one, are valuable to her. We don't say, but not us. And also get exponentially more views than humanly possible. How many likes is that?
David Lee Corbo
231,000 likes. Which means that it's probably extrapolating on something like that. A couple million views and.
Nancy
And.
Top Lobster
And think about everything that we put into this show. And look at her room. Look at her camera.
Matt Hepner
He's so mad.
Top Lobster
It's crazy.
Matt Hepner
She didn't invest half of what we invested.
David Lee Corbo
She doesn't even have hair.
Top Lobster
Now. The great thing is she can't replicate it. She can't get paid from it. That's fine, but is she wearing a durag?
Matt Hepner
She's not making any money on this.
Top Lobster
Ain't making no money off this.
Matt Hepner
Look at the face cake that surrounds
Top Lobster
the earth that no one can. Surrounds the what?
David Lee Corbo
The Earth.
Top Lobster
The earth surrounds the earth.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
The flat earth get. Was called the Vana Radiation belts. NASA is a scam. The fan eyes radiation belt.
David Lee Corbo
This is how people learn, though. David.
Matt Hepner
I thought you guys have been saying this for like a couple years.
David Lee Corbo
This is like. This is like when you get a Bible, but it's translated into pigeon.
Top Lobster
Davis says do an episode but be black. Yeah, you're right.
David Lee Corbo
You're right. That would just be.
Top Lobster
We gotta just change the N in NDS no, no, no, no. Nobody has ever been off the planet.
Matt Hepner
No one.
Top Lobster
There are no aliens. There's only demons.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Okay.
Top Lobster
The reason why the government is making this release.
David Lee Corbo
We need that as a drop. There's no aliens. It's only demons.
Top Lobster
It's for this one reason. The rapture is getting ready to take place.
David Lee Corbo
I like the gunshot noises.
Top Lobster
I want the gunshot noises. Yeah. We should model every. All of our drops. We should have a separate page on this. That's just like Hot 97 drops Funk Master Flex.
David Lee Corbo
What we need to do is send a lot of these to Laney and just have him download the format of stuff slop.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And be like, can you do this?
Top Lobster
Because a lot of.
Matt Hepner
You know, she's not a famous podcaster. She got 200, 000 views. She's not somebody famous.
David Lee Corbo
Well, look at her.
Top Lobster
Yeah. They know the only way control of the people.
David Lee Corbo
Actually, that's a very expensive microphone and she's not even using it.
Top Lobster
Right.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's like.
Matt Hepner
That's what I'm saying.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
Matt Hepner
I mean, like a legit.
David Lee Corbo
Does it sound good to you?
Matt Hepner
I mean,
David Lee Corbo
it's a $600. If. If it's the same one I think it is. It looks like. Like the. It's a road. I forget the. The model number, but it's like $600.
Top Lobster
It doesn't even sound like it's.
Matt Hepner
She's making jazz.
David Lee Corbo
It doesn't sound. It sounds like. It sounds like it's just there and she's recording.
Top Lobster
It sounds like it's her. It's her microphone from her laptop.
Matt Hepner
I mean, that's part of the spiel, though. That's part of her thing.
David Lee Corbo
Hey, Chad, you could buy microphones off EBT now.
Top Lobster
Oh, no. Unless they're not. If they're cooked, is through fear. So what he's gonna do is have our government tell them the world that there are aliens and they're going to show you craft that they say came from alien technology.
David Lee Corbo
See, now this is why any Johnny come lately. You think that I've been in the field of research for 25 years and people can just come with a durag and fake microphone with that durag and proclaim the truth? Perhaps, mayhaps, perhaps not.
Top Lobster
No, he will never be the same level. I will never drink drag.
David Lee Corbo
In fact, I can't.
Top Lobster
If it even starts to get remotely like it did with Timothy Albarino, I will stop engaging with.
David Lee Corbo
It's like a girl.
Top Lobster
You already. Yeah, just because I don't want him getting any. Any anything. If you paid attention to anything we were saying and not just read the chat, you would know. You would understand.
David Lee Corbo
It's because Alberino does have a great point. It's like these are the people that are saying this. Oh, yeah, these guys in podcast. Podcasters. And we're out here like, hey, Doug, we've been saying this kind of in a funny and intelligent way, but no, it's fine.
Matt Hepner
Technology.
Top Lobster
All right.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, technology.
Top Lobster
Do not believe the lie, because when the rapture takes place, they're going to
David Lee Corbo
tell people that's left behind that microphone is not on. It's not on. It probably doesn't even even work. I'm gonna look up the microphone that we're talking about here so we can track you.
Matt Hepner
Wait, but a lot of your guys are against rapture too, right?
David Lee Corbo
It's called the road NT1. That's the microphone. It's not 200.
Matt Hepner
How do we get those ones that are circular? Yeah, like the circle. Yeah, that part where it's like a circle.
Top Lobster
That's just a pop filter.
David Lee Corbo
That one.
Matt Hepner
How do we get the pop filter?
David Lee Corbo
I guess it is 151. I thought this was a more expensive micro microphone.
Top Lobster
Is that even the same one?
Matt Hepner
It doesn't look like it at all, man.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's hanging upside down. It's got the whole thing. Hold on.
Top Lobster
We don't need a pop filter, so in case they come back and try to take you.
Nancy
That's what.
Top Lobster
That's what they're going to tell you at first. And many people who were in church, who were surface level Christians, who would get left behind, they're not going to take the mark. Well, if you don't take the mark, they're gonna, they're gonna. That's why Islam is growing up so big, because the Antichrist is Islamic. There we go. It's not the Israelians. It's the, the, the Muslims and the aliens. Mama lobster is a masturbator. Oh, man. What the hell?
David Lee Corbo
She got me here.
Top Lobster
That's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
Sorry. I'm sorry, guys. This is hilarious. This is where we get. All right.
Top Lobster
Christ is Islamic and he's going to be working with the Pope right now. The Pope, the Catholic religion has created a center. You can go look it up. That combines Christianity, Christianity, Islam and Catholicism all in one religion.
David Lee Corbo
Not Judaism, because that's already in there. So, yeah, it's always very selective.
Top Lobster
We don't need.
David Lee Corbo
Don't worry about, don't worry about Judaism because that's already mixed into Christianity. So we're going to just combine the other two.
Top Lobster
Abrahamic, Christian, Judeo values. Not a problem. And integrate them into Muslims.
David Lee Corbo
You can go look it up.
Top Lobster
The building has been created. The one world religion has been created. It's in existence. All on this earth.
David Lee Corbo
Yes, on this earth.
Top Lobster
Go Google it. I'm not making this up. I'm warning y'. All. Do not believe it.
Matt Hepner
You could probably get down in a boxing match, though, with the head movement. Like, you're not.
Top Lobster
I don't think you're
Matt Hepner
good. Head movement.
David Lee Corbo
Like, as an audio producers, it's, it's. It's kind of bothering me. That's like, yo, plug your mic in thing, dude.
Matt Hepner
Somebody's trying to jab cross. They're trying to get at her. They just can't.
David Lee Corbo
She's just headbutting head and face, talking about demons.
Nancy
Demons.
Top Lobster
There's only demons and fallen angels. That's okay.
David Lee Corbo
A caveat also. Fallen angels and his cohorts. If you believe you're going to be
Top Lobster
deceived, you're going to go to hell. If you take the mark of the beast, you're going to go to hell. You can't be forgiven for it. Well, that's okay. That's where your ego goes to die. So, yeah, there it is.
David Lee Corbo
No such thing as hell. Stupid.
Top Lobster
And you're going to hear this announcement coming from your government events in a week or two, maybe three weeks. They're preparing.
David Lee Corbo
She said one, two or three weeks.
Top Lobster
And the second coming, all from hell. This is a plan that's been in place from. From the time Satan was kicked out of the earth. How long is this video?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know, doggy.
Matt Hepner
How old is this video?
David Lee Corbo
This video is probably less than two weeks old. It hasn't happened yet.
Matt Hepner
It's happened in two or three weeks.
Top Lobster
I don't have a problem with anything.
Matt Hepner
But you guys are saying the timeline. It's gonna happen at the. The UFC fight, baby.
David Lee Corbo
I said that.
Top Lobster
I'm just saying it'd be cool.
Matt Hepner
UFC and World Cup.
Top Lobster
It'd be really cool if it had the ufc. Oh, is he gonna point or is he gonna talk? He's not gonna talk. He's not gonna talk.
David Lee Corbo
He looks like a man of little words.
Top Lobster
Yeah, he does.
David Lee Corbo
Something about Israel. What do you think?
Top Lobster
You think he's gonna talk or is he gonna.
Matt Hepner
You already said he's not, so I gotta take the side. He's gonna talk. All right.
Top Lobster
Reason why I got me a old
David Lee Corbo
school truck and this dude is gonna explain to y' all why y' all
Matt Hepner
should be careful on buying these new cars and trucks. Look, check this. I know exactly.
David Lee Corbo
For the listeners and for the. Even the audio watchers, 3:37.4,000 likes, just saying, do better for.
Top Lobster
For a really fundamental thought. They don't have complex computers in them. The further you go back, they have no computers in them. So if you want something that's just going to fire up, that's not going to fall victim to some emp, I mean, you're still going to have a problem when it comes to spark. You got to figure that out if you have an em. But there's ways to get around that. You could still fire up a truck. So. I mean, you know. Yeah, it's not.
Matt Hepner
It's not just that these new ones are designed for everything thing to go bad on.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that's true.
Matt Hepner
The old ones are not designed.
Top Lobster
I know what he's gonna say. He's gonna say it in the sense of like EMP blast or if your computer sufficiently advanced, they could take control of your car and. And, you know, remote operate it.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And if you don't want that. That you want to go back. I want to go back and get a old F150.
David Lee Corbo
I've been looking at Reed Coverdale. He drove from New Hampshire to here and picked up. It was a Toyota something or other from 96. Hell yeah.
Matt Hepner
There's an old Ford that's a diesel engine that'll go like a million miles. Dude, Bubba's got One, I've known a couple guys that get that go out of their way, that drive like modern.
David Lee Corbo
You know Bubba?
Matt Hepner
Yeah. You know Daryl Bubba, my guy. You know Bubba. Anyway, there's a. There's a certain Ford diesel truck that'll go a million miles, man.
David Lee Corbo
That's the one that they use in Afghanistan.
Matt Hepner
Come on. No, no, no, no. Oh, this is uncomfortable.
Top Lobster
Now imagine there was an emergency outside the truck, an accident, something terrible on the ranch with a chainsaw. And I jump in this truck. But the truck, it won't shift into drive.
Matt Hepner
Why?
Top Lobster
Because the cameras and sensors inside this cab won't let it shift because it detects. My eyes are big. There's a lot of emotion, there's some panic and it doesn't feel. Now that's not science fiction. That is happening because Ford just filed the patents.
David Lee Corbo
Why does it have an Israeli flag here?
Top Lobster
Damn, bro. I. I literally thought this is going to be cooler than that. I thought it was gonna be like in this. In the event of an EMP blast, if you want to be able to salvage your vehicle or in the event of, you know, probably the government road control. This is.
David Lee Corbo
If you're. If you're like. If it's sensing that you might be drunk or high so your pupils dilated, your truck won't even start.
Top Lobster
I mean. Yeah, that's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
This is a feature you're paying for.
Top Lobster
Yeah. There was a video recently. There's a. There's a self driving taxi company. I forget what it's called. Do you guys know what I'm talking about?
Matt Hepner
It.
Top Lobster
But all of these cars, cars ended up driving. So you have a whole fleet of them for whatever this company is and they all start showing up on people's cul de sac. So of course they have to drive into the cul de sac and do a U turn.
David Lee Corbo
Is a cul de sac.
Top Lobster
A cul de sac is. Is, you know, like. It was kind of like a dream when I was a kid to have a cul de sac, which is. It's a street and then a. It goes in a big circle at the end and then you know, it's
David Lee Corbo
like cul de sac.
Top Lobster
Cul de sac.
Matt Hepner
No, cul de sac is when you only have one nut.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Okay, so maybe that. No, the cult of sack is what I'm starting.
David Lee Corbo
So.
Top Lobster
But because they're all making U turns. It's a never ending parade of self driving cars going down. And people are like, oh, my kids are out there waiting for the bus to go to school and the Bus can't make it down here. It's backed up for, like, hours. Because all these. Waymos. Yeah, waymos. That's what it was. Yeah. I'm gonna see if I can see Kung Pao Buffalo's confused, too.
David Lee Corbo
He's like. And it's just called a cul de sac. It's a circle cul de sac. It's with a D. I don't know why. All right, let's see what else this guy has to say.
Matt Hepner
It's a dead end in a neighborhood.
Top Lobster
Ford actually has a series of patents down at the US Patent and Trade Office that deal with the sensors and cameras inside the cab of their truck. And if the sensors in that truck determine that you're not fit to drive, that truck will not actually shift from park to drive. Now, they already have a system called television, and that's where they can actually pull up cameras in real time inside the cab of their fleet vehicles. Now, they actually market this to insurance companies. Because the truth is, this is really about who owns the data and who owns the liability. Now, your name might actually be on the title of this truck. And you may have paid for it, but you don't own it.
Matt Hepner
It's like the land.
Top Lobster
Ford didn't file just one.
David Lee Corbo
One patent.
Top Lobster
They filed a stack of them, all within months of each other. Are you sitting down?
David Lee Corbo
If Henry Ford still owned the company, I mean, you know about the International Jew, right? You've read that By Henry Ford? No. You like to read, though.
Top Lobster
No, he likes the international anti Israel.
Matt Hepner
Right?
David Lee Corbo
He was. He was just pro reality, I'd say.
Nancy
Get this.
Top Lobster
This Ford technology patent doesn't just watch you. This one puts you in jail. Ford filed a patent Certificate, serial number 0104469, where the system takes your biometric data, your face, your iris, and your fingerprint, and it runs it through a criminal database in real time.
Matt Hepner
I don't like it.
Top Lobster
While you're sitting in your own truck, think about what that truck's narcing on you.
David Lee Corbo
You got it? You bought something to narco.
Top Lobster
You bought a narc. That's crazy. Oh.
David Lee Corbo
Are you scared? How you feeling? You scared?
Top Lobster
I feel like I can't watch that one anymore. I'm too scared.
Matt Hepner
No, no. I just don't like that it can look up your face and find, like.
David Lee Corbo
How do you feel about the quality of the video?
Top Lobster
Look us up and be like, racist. Can't let this racist drive.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Oh, for sure. 100. We're getting there. Take a step back from this and just Appreciate the quality of the message from Mom. What do you think about this?
Matt Hepner
I mean, what. I don't care. Yeah. I mean, this stuff's coming. I just want to set my life up to where, like, I'm good. Just chilling on the farm.
David Lee Corbo
I know, but what do you think about the quality of the message from Mom?
Matt Hepner
Oh, it's. Yeah, it's relevant.
David Lee Corbo
Solid relevant, I'd say.
Matt Hepner
Not doing this.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, she's good, man.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know what's happening here. Not so many likes on this.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbo
This could. This can go either way, people. So buckle up. Here we go.
Top Lobster
About to go back inside.
Nancy
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Stop right there. Right there and take out everything. Everything.
Matt Hepner
She did this. Pause it real quick just for the action.
Top Lobster
I already. I immediately. I cannot tell you where the this is. There's, like, black people. There's, like, Muslim people.
Matt Hepner
Europe.
Top Lobster
You think it's Europe?
David Lee Corbo
What kind of dollar is that at the top?
Matt Hepner
That.
Top Lobster
That's written in English. The word free on the wall is written in English.
David Lee Corbo
So I don't know what the euro, right? Is that euro?
Top Lobster
Okay, you're right. You're right. It's euro.
Matt Hepner
Euro.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Top Lobster
So which is why it's filled with blacks and Muslims.
Matt Hepner
But it's al. I was going to say. Yeah, but it's also people with, like, the burkas and stuff.
David Lee Corbo
This is why it's filled with blacks and Muslims. Ain't no way crazy, bro.
Top Lobster
You don't even. Where this is. You can't tell where this is.
Matt Hepner
And there's a lot of people in burkas in Europe now.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it's.
David Lee Corbo
We know, Matt.
Matt Hepner
Yeah, okay, sorry.
David Lee Corbo
We know.
Matt Hepner
Okay, sorry.
David Lee Corbo
Where Israel's like. That's why you have to support Israel. Otherwise your country is going to be, like, filled with Muslims. Like, it's already filled with Muslims, man. Literally because of Israel.
Top Lobster
I don't understand. Yeah, but what's the way out?
David Lee Corbo
What's the way out? I kill myself, I guess.
Top Lobster
I guess so. That's it.
David Lee Corbo
He's got to check her burger.
Top Lobster
Oh, who we doing first? This way, this way.
David Lee Corbo
Nigerian guy patting down a bunch of muzzies in a European grocery store.
Top Lobster
And I'm supposed to care. Facing me, facing me, facing me.
Nancy
Take out.
Matt Hepner
Oh, they were stealing stuff.
Nancy
Stand up.
Top Lobster
Well, how is she supposed to pull the stuff out of her dress? You dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Hell yeah. Steal from that European Walmart. Damn, she had a lot of.
Top Lobster
That's honestly a lot of.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
Top Lobster
I told you to operate the door. God damn. How are you even moving that's like £50 worth of merchandise.
David Lee Corbo
Who's still. She's stealing Nutella.
Matt Hepner
That's intriguing about if you're allowed to wear that kind of stuff.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so first off, I understand what my mom. My mom's trying to paint. This is like a clown car.
Top Lobster
She's very much anti Muslim.
David Lee Corbo
Right? But I used to work babies or us And Jewish people will come in, dress just like this, Orthodox shoes and just steal.
Matt Hepner
No, straight up,
Top Lobster
man.
David Lee Corbo
They would steal like this. They would walk by. I used to do like the section with all the binkies. All the small it's. And they walk by and just go and just scoop it all in. Steal it. And I'd be organizing it. I'm watching her steal it.
Matt Hepner
You didn't say anything. I don't care, you wanker. You didn't say, hey, you guys can't steal this stuff. What are you doing?
David Lee Corbo
Hey, stop feeling. Stop stealing from the giraffe
Matt Hepner
before God. One day you're just gonna steal stuff.
David Lee Corbo
Why some of God, some of your people were stealing binkies from a store. Like, what do you want me to do? You want me to fight this?
Top Lobster
It's like, yeah, Toys R Us, probably.
David Lee Corbo
It's not my job. I just watched Spider Man. It's not my job. My job was to put it on Spider Man. Guys in Asset Control. What happened here?
Top Lobster
I just put this up real quick because this is interesting. This from Josie, the redheaded libertarian Massachusetts public school district Permits seek students to carry knives. Oh, my God. Banning weapons from all other. For all other students. Which is like. Of course you would ban weapons for all students, but the idea that you would let the c. Yeah, but that's
Matt Hepner
like a plastic thing, right?
Top Lobster
That's not like.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no.
Top Lobster
That's. That's a ceremonial blade that they're all allowed. Well, they all carry.
David Lee Corbo
They keep it in their hair because
Top Lobster
they're like warriors, you know?
Matt Hepner
Could really cut somebody with that.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, dude, you cut somebody's wrist clean off with that puppy.
Top Lobster
And I just love it. I go, hey, go in your own streets. Go back. Just be like, wipe the whole clean. Anybody who's.
David Lee Corbo
Well, Sikhs aren't Indians, though. They're different.
Top Lobster
They're from India. Oh, they are from India.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Huh. You can tell by the way on the street. And then when you say anything, they threaten you with scimitars.
David Lee Corbo
So they're letting the kids carry this in the school?
Top Lobster
That's what it says. I didn't read it.
David Lee Corbo
That's pretty cool. Nah, that can't Be diversity strikes again. All right, let's see.
Top Lobster
Can you try to find that article? Maybe it is real.
David Lee Corbo
What's this? We got a new one. Jacob. Let's check. Can we check on Jacob Israel? Did he tag you in that yet?
Top Lobster
No.
Matt Hepner
I never seen him so dejected.
Top Lobster
It's like it's always happened. Everybody's always tagging top and cool stuff. Nobody tags me of.
David Lee Corbo
It's like, I'm gonna kill your family at Top Lobster. He's like, how come they didn't tag me?
Top Lobster
He's like, you know who really sucks Top Lobster and the guys over at Nephilim Death. Hey, there's only two of us, man.
David Lee Corbo
One other guy. He's just one other person. He does most of the talking. I said three words that episode and that cut deep, bro, and nobody can.
Top Lobster
It's you. If you do at and you type in da, it automatically fills it. It auto fills it. So all the.
David Lee Corbo
I'm gonna check on here. Why didn't you tag him? I. I'm gonna retweet it for you. Why didn't you tag David Lee Corbel that offended that you didn't drag him? No answer. He's like, david Lee, who?
Nancy
Who?
Matt Hepner
Who?
Top Lobster
You, man.
David Lee Corbo
Damn, bro. The is that you go in hell for that, Jacob.
Top Lobster
It's not like I don't post bangers. And, man, like, I do cool stuff on my Twitter.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so this is cool, but we gotta. What Contains.
Top Lobster
Oh, come on.
David Lee Corbo
Contains AI generated media. Right?
Top Lobster
Okay, so let's le. Keep it moving, bro. This. Your mom got got. Oh, here we go. Yeah, I said it, and nobody cares, but now we're gonna have a white lady say it.
David Lee Corbo
Well, let's listen. All right. When white people speak, we listen. Hold on. Let me put some. Some volume on here. Boom.
Nancy
Reported that there are four basic alien beings. The mantis, the gray, the reptilian, and the Nordic. But did you know that the Bible talks about these? The mantis looks like a locust. So let's read Revelation, chapter nine, verse one through six.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, Matt's gonna.
Top Lobster
Matt's gonna hate this.
Nancy
And I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth. And to him was given the key of the bottomless pit. And he opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit as the smoke of a great furnace. And the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit. And there came out of the smoke locust upon the earth. And unto them was as the scorpions of the earth have power. And it was commanded then that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree, but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.
David Lee Corbo
What do you mean, like the little black box? Is that what we're talking about?
Top Lobster
I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
A little tangoo action?
Top Lobster
I told you. No, dude, I had a dream where God touched my forehead, and that's exactly what I thought about when this is. I said, it ain't killing me then, dog. He touched my forehead, and I don't know if I. If in the dream I knew that it was his name or if I learned that later. Like, if I learned it, was it
David Lee Corbo
a name that you couldn't read? Well, you can't read.
Top Lobster
No, I just remember he was, like, super cool. Like, he was pumped. Yeah, he was, like, really, like, really, like, peaceful. Like, chill as. And he touched my head, and I touched this spot. I always touched the same spot. It was right here, right on my forehead.
David Lee Corbo
You sure? That spot.
Top Lobster
I just. I can. A lot of space, and it was a lot of space, but that's where he touched it. And when he touched it, I woke up because I felt somebody touch me in real life, and obviously nobody was there. So, yeah, when I. When I hear that, I go, ain't killing me. Locust.
David Lee Corbo
Pretty cool. In my dreams, I only get my wallet stolen.
Nancy
Description.
David Lee Corbo
Give my wallet.
Matt Hepner
You'll probably get the same dream another way, though, with the same message. Put it together.
David Lee Corbo
No, I'm listening to it now. I'm not gonna go anywhere with Joe Rogan. No rubbing.
Top Lobster
Well, see, no, because you would go, jo Rogan. That would be cool. And I'd go, I don't know, man. You had that dream, and you go, of course it would be cool to talk to Joe Rogan now. We're gonna have that in the future.
David Lee Corbo
Maybe it just means don't do extracurricular
Top Lobster
with them regular podcast stuff. Don't do, like.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, nothing below the building.
Top Lobster
No deprivation tanks.
David Lee Corbo
Yes.
Top Lobster
No elk hunting.
David Lee Corbo
If he pulls out the bow, it's a. It's a no.
Top Lobster
If he pulls out the bow, it's a no. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Not shooting at Gigi Rogan. This is strictly talking.
Top Lobster
This is business only, baby above the waist.
David Lee Corbo
And then get me out out of this room. That's the right thing to do, right, Matt?
Top Lobster
Get in, get out, get in, get out.
David Lee Corbo
We don't want any extracurriculars, all right?
Top Lobster
I'm just saying I like my wallet. I'm gonna be saying, no, Sam. Like, remember the Steam room dream?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I lost my identity last time I did this with you, man.
Top Lobster
You took my whole wallet and everything.
David Lee Corbo
All right, we get it. So.
Top Lobster
Yeah, well, no, I want to hear what the other explanation for the.
Nancy
Poured out upon the great river Euphrates in the water thereof, spirits like frogs come out of the mouth.
Top Lobster
Okay, that's interesting. Like frogs is kind of similar to the way the grays look.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, you think the frogs.
Top Lobster
That's what she's doing. She's saying the locusts are the insectoids. The. The frogs are the grays.
Matt Hepner
You must have fast forward through the. No, the. No, the reptilians would be the frogs, if it's okay.
Top Lobster
Yeah, okay, good point. Probably the reptile. The reptilians.
David Lee Corbo
Are you sure? No, I think. No, the reptilians are going to be like the seraphim, which are the dragon type.
Top Lobster
All right, well, let's see what she connects it to.
Nancy
Water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared. And I saw three unclean spirits, like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon and out of the mouth of the beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet. Those are the great spirits of death.
Top Lobster
So it thinks they're reptilians, but they are amphibians.
David Lee Corbo
But if it comes out of the dragon and the beast and the false prophet, that could be the other three types of aliens. And comes out of the mouth of. If those are the grays, the frogs are the grays.
Top Lobster
Well, we're at the halfway point. She's named two, so it would make sense that she's got two more to identify, you know, through.
David Lee Corbo
I'm just saying follow that there though, for a second. If it comes out the false prophet. Yeah, which is. That'll be a Nordic, right? The beast or the. The what did she say?
Matt Hepner
The prophet, the beast and the antichrist. That's like a triune.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, that's not what she used, though. Here it is.
Matt Hepner
She's talking about locusts and frog.
David Lee Corbo
So far, the mouth of the dragon,
Top Lobster
that's the unclean spirits.
Matt Hepner
The mouth of the dragon came the unclean spirits.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. So the dragon, the reptilians, the mouth of the beast could be this is insectile and type thing. And the mouth of the false prophet, which is gonna probably be one of these tall whites, these Nordics, like that false prophet that's going to appear like an angel of light, and then these frogs come out of its mouth. Maybe that's the grays. And we know that they're using all three of them are using. Using them. Using the grays.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that's true. How does that way we'll see out
Nancy
of the mouth of the false.
David Lee Corbo
We'll see next week or so.
Nancy
UFC of devils, miracles which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world to gather them to battle of that great day of God Almighty. Now, the reptilian, they almost have a dragon.
Top Lobster
Okay, so she was talking about the grays. And as she talked about the Reptilians. That's interesting to gather them together for that day of the. The great battle. The Lord's great battle.
David Lee Corbo
How does she pronounce? How did she say that?
Top Lobster
Because that's, that's interesting. Gathering them to battle for the great day of God Almighty. I was just thinking about when that lady was like, they gonna fake the, the, the Rapture, or the Rapture's gonna happen, but then they gonna say it was aliens. And then when Jesus come, we gonna all fight Jesus. You remember that?
David Lee Corbo
So I got lost in a lot of the other ebonics that she was saying. But yeah, no, sir, I could be totally wrong. Let's.
Nancy
God Almighty. Now, the reptilian, they almost have a dragon like form. Revelation, chapter 12, verse 9. And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent called the devil. And Satan, which deceiveth the whole world, he was cast out unto the earth and his angels were cast out with him. We know that Satan is called the great dragon, so why wouldn't his minions or demons look similar to that? And the Nordic. Second Corinthians, chapter 11, verse 14. And no more marvel, for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. We know that Lucifer was a very beautiful angel.
Matt Hepner
All right.
David Lee Corbo
I agree with all that.
Top Lobster
I do like the Locust. You do though?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. What do you disagree with?
Matt Hepner
You're saying you think that's what those passages are about?
Top Lobster
Maybe.
David Lee Corbo
I think it's possibility. I think. I think that alien.
Top Lobster
You agreed with her.
Matt Hepner
You're saying it's a possibility?
David Lee Corbo
I agree with her assumptions on it. I mean, it's, it's possible. It's. It's not something that I'm going to say. No, that's stupid. It's something that I go.
Top Lobster
Matt wants. Possibly stupid. You want to say it? Go ahead, say it's stupid.
Matt Hepner
Say, huh.
David Lee Corbo
Huh? Something I file to the side. And if I do see that play out, I'd be like, yeah, yeah, huh.
Top Lobster
I do like the Locust. As the insectoids, though. And insect. Insectum. Insect. Insectuals.
David Lee Corbo
So that means that those.
Matt Hepner
I don't know, there's a pretty strong argument that the locusts are drones at this stage of the journey.
Top Lobster
No, but dude, they're gonna, like, don't
David Lee Corbo
believe that they're gonna go around and torment.
Matt Hepner
Torment.
Top Lobster
Men.
David Lee Corbo
Men. Unless the men are marked.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I like that mark.
Matt Hepner
The drones are totally capable of that.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Marked, but sealed by God. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, let's.
David Lee Corbo
Well, then again, it's not, it's also not saying that these entities are.
Matt Hepner
Who knows, it could be some stuff. I mean, there's. There's people who have proved beyond the shadow of a doubt that they're helicopters. 50 years.
David Lee Corbo
Well then, I mean, theoretically, then if, if these are drones that are going to go around, so are the grays. The grays are like drones as well. And then the other two entities, the classifications, as she's saying, are going to be the dragon, but then also in its other form is the angel of light. So if Lucifer is a seraphim, which is like a dragon type, it will look like these reptilians. And if he's also. He's also an angel of light. So realistically, she's saying you're only dealing with two things. And I kind of agree. It might be. Maybe it'll be some sort of drone type. Non. Not living, but like inorganic kind of. You know, I'm saying, David,
Top Lobster
so remember that 4chan series of events that was supposed to take place and they were talking about synthetic. Synthetic humanities. Yeah. Synthetic humanoids. Okay, so interesting. Yeah. The. The. To be sealed by God. In Christian theology, to be sealed by God means that a believer is marked by the Holy Spirit upon accepting Christ.
David Lee Corbo
Is that like. What about anointing?
Top Lobster
Well, check this out though. I think it's actually very similar. But this spiritual seal signifies ownership belonging to God. And then if you ask like, where does the seal go on the. The body? The seal of God goes on the forehead. The prophetic location, the forehead. In the Bible prophecy and apocalyptic literature, God's seal. That's interesting because the 144000 are sealed. I believe God's seal is always explicitly placed on the forehead of his servants. Book of Revelation, John sees an angel sealing the servants of God on their foreheads. Later, in Revelation 14, one explains the seal is actually the name of Jesus. Jesus and the Father written on their foreheads. Book of Ezekiel. The Old Testament vision mirrors Revelation. God commands an angel to go through Jerusalem and put a mark on the foreheads of the faithful to protect them from Judgment. So that's interesting.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. All right, let's. You know what? Let's power this. We have two more videos.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Might as well close it out.
David Lee Corbo
Here we go.
Top Lobster
You okay, Trump? You look tired. Are you tired?
Matt Hepner
No.
David Lee Corbo
We'll watch this next video.
Top Lobster
What's that, bro?
Matt Hepner
Oh, a Trump body. Body double eyes.
Top Lobster
Oh, it doesn't exist. That made it easy.
David Lee Corbo
How many people try to tell me this is going to be an anti
Nancy
Trump, not President Trump. Going into Labor Day, rumors were swirling that President Trump had passed away partially
Top Lobster
because he hadn't talked into Labor Day. What.
David Lee Corbo
What is it Labor Day? It's not Labor Day, right?
Top Lobster
No. Labor Day is in September.
David Lee Corbo
Is it September? Maybe she means Memorial Day.
Top Lobster
Talking about the press and think three days. And because J.D. vance was telling the press that he's ready to assume the presidency if Trump.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, this was a long time ago.
Top Lobster
Get out of here.
David Lee Corbo
Get. Get out of here with your old news. Your loved ones, dead bodies being sold. But to who? And why?
Matt Hepner
You got to get buried at your house, dude, for sex. All right, so this is a crematorium right here. Notice all these trash trucks going down the road.
Nancy
Yeah.
Matt Hepner
Now, they're not building any more graveyards. They're not building any more cemeteries. This is a crematorium. Can we hit pause real quick? They say that. That there's no way that if you believe the amount of humans on the planet where we put them. Yeah. And, like, the graveyards we have, like, there's just no way.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah. If you really think about it, across,
Matt Hepner
like, they're not even close.
David Lee Corbo
What a weird. What a weird thing.
Matt Hepner
So what do you think? There's just way less population than what they tell us, or.
Top Lobster
I think they got to start liquefying, buying them and.
David Lee Corbo
Well, I mean, I know that, like, in Coney island, we. We're. We're building on a graveyard because the surrounding perimeter of Coney island is a peninsula. Around it is called Gravesend. So, like, that was a graveyard for Indian people. And then, like, a new civilization comes, and they're like, stinky, Whatever. Yes, it's stinky. And then they have sex with the bodies. They turn them over, and then they build buildings on top.
Top Lobster
And it was stinky.
Matt Hepner
And it was stinky.
Nancy
And.
Matt Hepner
And it was stinky.
David Lee Corbo
And it was stinky.
Top Lobster
Stinky.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
So, you know, we're definitely all kind of living on like, they were Indians were here before. Who knows how many dead Indians aware, like, we built on, probably. So. Yeah. I don't know. We're just talking Current societies where we're building.
Top Lobster
I know in. In Japan, they've started to put graveyards on rooftops. Or at least I remember hearing that rumor that I never verified a long time time ago.
David Lee Corbo
Japan is out of its mind.
Top Lobster
They get cremated cre.
David Lee Corbo
Still here, Nancy. Still here.
Nancy
My county.
Matt Hepner
There's been no spike in permits. There's been more people dying than there is being. There's no more graveyards.
Top Lobster
So they're not getting.
Matt Hepner
And if you don't have a permit, you can't cremate them. So what are they doing with the bodies? Somebody's got some questions to answer. I tried to get a hold of these people.
Nancy
I'll try again.
Matt Hepner
Again. But when they lost the chain of custody of my dad's body, I be. I've become obsessed with this question.
Nancy
Can't.
Matt Hepner
How you figure this out is. It's the permit. If they have no permit, they cannot cremate a body. So where's the bodies? Or where's the permits? Or where's the burial?
Top Lobster
So they lost his dad's body.
David Lee Corbo
Did they find it? They lost a chain of custody, bro.
Top Lobster
You know how maddening that must be? You go through the. The horror of losing a love.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. And then you lose them again. Well, I mean, what's a dead guy?
Top Lobster
You go, I got a funeral and all this, and you're telling me you don't know where my dad's body is?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Is that really what's happening there? That's got to be. That's insane.
Matt Hepner
It's a little scared.
Top Lobster
And then to find out they're having sex with it.
Matt Hepner
What?
David Lee Corbo
We didn't find that out yet. Oh, we didn't find out that's what
Top Lobster
this video is about.
David Lee Corbo
But you know what? There's a special place in hell for people that are having sex with dead bodies. Am I right, Israel? Jacob?
Top Lobster
Well, no, I think they probably just go to a place and they have their ego killed. And.
Matt Hepner
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And they go, don't do.
Matt Hepner
Don't, don't.
Top Lobster
Don't have sex with those bodies.
David Lee Corbo
The pages they.
Nancy
For.
Podcast by TopLobsta Productions | June 15, 2026
Hosts: David Lee Corbo (aka "The Raven") & TopLobsta
Guest: Matt Hepner (Standard Coffee Shop; Host of Straight Bible)
This episode is a classic, meandering deep dive from the Nephilim Death Squad crew—balancing irreverent Christian humor, sharp cultural criticism, and speculative biblical-conspiracy dialogue. The central themes orbit “hidden history,” supernatural worldviews, and the blurring of news, memes, and personal anecdotes, all layered with off-the-cuff (and at times biting) comedic banter.
The wide-ranging conversation weaves through viral dreams, critiques of LGBTQ+ advocacy in media, ritual sacrifice in Big Agra, the state of modern Christianity, and conspiratorial readings of current pop culture. Along the way, the boys mock (and at times reflect on) culture war absurdities, Nephilim lore, internet call-outs, and the idea of demonic or alien infiltration of society.
Notable Quotes:
"If Jesus spoke in parables, what do you mean the Holy Spirit won't speak in parables called dreams?"
— Matt, [23:40]
"I just came here to say: Jacob Israel is gay. Israel E. Gay."
— The Raven, [89:03]
"If you believe the amount of humans on the planet, where did we put them... there's just no way."
— Matt, [133:13]
Dreams as Bible Code:
"If Jesus spoke in parables, what do you mean the Holy Spirit won't speak in parables called dreams?" — Matt Hepner, [23:40]
Pop Culture as Conspiracy:
"This James Franco video... is a promo for Monsters, Inc., you dumb homos. This is so insane." — TopLobsta, [46:12]
On Culture War Messaging:
"Reading is sort of a gay activity when you think about it, because so many gay people do it." — David Lee Corbo, [34:36]
Chickens, Ritual, and Judgment:
"A prime example of goy slop. You can taste the sins of the Jews in every bite." — TopLobsta, [54:35]
On Corporate Occultism:
"So they're not getting [buried]. And if you don’t have a permit, you can’t cremate them. So where's the bodies? Somebody’s got some questions to answer." — Matt Hepner, [134:31]
On Internet Call-Outs:
"I just came here to say: Jacob Israel is gay. Israel E. Gay." — David Lee Corbo, [89:03]
| Time | Topic/Segment | |----------|-------------------| | 03:13 | Introductions, Patreon shilling, event plugs | | 09:51 | "Fat Black Carter" dream (time travel, metaphors) | | 21:09 | Joe Rogan spa dream/metadream analysis | | 27:42 | Satirical woke children's books, bookstore/libraries as progressive propaganda | | 33:21 | D&D “gone gay”: pop culture and co-opting nostalgia | | 42:13 | Generational critique: Gen Alpha backlash | | 44:06 | Viral James Franco "2319" video dissected | | 54:35 | Tyson Chicken: outrageous rant segues into ritual sacrifice conspiracy | | 59:53 | Yom Kippur Jewish rituals and Big Agra connections | | 64:05 | Tying ancient rituals to supply chains | | 72:45 | Spielberg/alien disclosure and impact on faith | | 77:24 | Jacob Israel call-out, internet beefs | | 96:25 | Surveillance state: "2030 Census" and privacy paranoia | | 103:07 | Viral TikTok: "there are no aliens, only demons" | | 116:21 | Car AI patents / Ford surveillance rumors | | 120:10 | Diversity policy: Sikh daggers in Mass. schools | | 132:46 | “Where do the bodies go?”—Graveyard shortage & cremation permits mystery |
The hosts employ a blend of biting sarcasm, absurdist humor, and deadpan delivery. Their takes are intentionally provocative—frequently lampooning both secular liberal culture and the mainstream evangelical church, as well as “New Age” influencers and pop-conspiracy celebrities. The tone is boisterous and intentionally subversive, reveling in inside jokes and edgy commentary.
Typical banter:
For listeners:
Nephilim Death Squad continues to deliver their signature blend of biblical worldview, edgy comedy, and unfiltered skepticism of both the woke and the religious establishment—equipping believers, challenging skeptics, and confronting darkness... with memes.
Memorable sign-off:
"There are no aliens. There's only demons." — TikTok Prophet, [105:17]
(For the full NDS experience—including the in-jokes, musical drops, and vibing with chat—subscribe on Patreon. As the guys say: stay curious, stay dangerous.)