Blapface - Jimmy Kimmel Cries On Air: Neph 2 America

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad – “Blapface: Jimmy Kimmel Cries On Air: Neph 2 America”

Podcast: Nephilim Death Squad
Hosts: TopLobsta & David Lee Corbo (Raven)
Date: October 4, 2025
Episode: “Blapface – Jimmy Kimmel Cries On Air: Neph 2 America”

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Episode Overview

This episode of Nephilim Death Squad finds TopLobsta and Raven in a casual, irreverent mood, riffing on current events, biblical conspiracies, and the swirling strangeness of American pop culture. The hosts dive headfirst into topics ranging from late-night host Jimmy Kimmel’s latest on-air crying jag (and his “blackface” past), Trump’s UN announcement of an AI surveillance system, civil unrest, and wild conspiratorial takes about pop culture and world politics. They interact with a lively live chat and bring recurring collaborators like Nancy into the mix. The energy is frenetic, blending humor, skepticism, and a meta-awareness of the “end times” cultural parody they inhabit.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Chaotic Studio Banter & Introduction (02:23–09:00)

• The hosts joke about studio setup delays due to a new rug, teasing each other’s body image and home décor standards.
• Reference to Scott not liking messy wires, which compelled them to change the set:
  “So for Scott, we bought a new rug and we tied together the wires and all that jazz.” – Raven (03:24)
• An array of inside jokes, Patreon plugs, and irreverent chat interaction establishes a rambunctious, informal tone.

2. Topics Overview & Rapid-Fire News (09:00–10:57)

• Raven previews the episode’s topics:
  • A sniper attacking an ICE center
  • Jimmy Kimmel’s emotional on-air response (and his controversial history)
  • Trump’s UN proposal for international AI surveillance
  • Nick Fuentes’ shifting stance on Israel
  • “Tylenol gives you autism”
• “Jimmy Kimmel got fired from ABC for being a piece of shit. And then they rehired him back. And…he cried again.” – Raven (20:02)

3. Trump’s UN AI Announcement & Surveillance State Fears (10:57–14:40)

• Hosts play and riff on a Trump speech proposing an AI-based verification regime at the UN.
• Raven notes, “He’s just saying it like it’s a good thing. Let’s start with that one. We could do that. This is a lot of fun.” (10:55)
• Wryly connect it to biblical “Beast System” eschatology:
  “He’s…presenting this in front [of] the U.N. okay. And he’s talking about it. It’s the Beast system.” – Raven (19:44)

4. Jimmy Kimmel Crying and Celebrity Cancel Culture Hypocrisy (19:54–32:14)

• Extended riff on Jimmy Kimmel’s response to criticism after being rehired, observing the now-familiar “cry on air” routine.
• “Is this comedy? It’s a comedy show.” – Raven (20:19)
• Dissection of how late-night comedians shift from edgy material to moralistic posturing:
  • “I miss when Jimmy Kimmel would do blackface…I miss when Jimmy Kimmel would dehumanize women by pretending to lick their asses while they weren’t looking.” – Raven (22:45)
• The hosts challenge Kimmel’s contrition, suggesting it’s performative and motivated by job security rather than authenticity.
• Extended comparison between how corporations (like Disney/ABC) employ cancel culture depending on political convenience.
• “You should have enough money by now. If they fire you, you’re not paycheck to paycheck…What could you…But these guys are over-leveraged.” – Top Lobsta (31:26)

5. Nick Fuentes, “Groiper Civil War,” & the Israel/Muslim Debate (36:08–49:14)

• Play and critique a Nick Fuentes segment where he weighs the positive contributions of Israel vs. Muslims to America.
• Hosts, tongue-in-cheek, list stereotypical Jewish inventions vs. supposed Muslim “contributions.”
• “You know, the Jews have given a lot. We got, like, bagels, pizza. Pizza bagels.” – Top Lobsta (40:46)
• They satirize movement infighting, labeling it “healthy” dissent:
  “I like the arc of the Groipers having this weird civil war. I think it's fun. I think they'll figure it out.” – Top Lobsta (48:48)

6. Conspiratorial Rabbit Holes: Gematria, Movie Parallels, & Charlie Kirk’s Neck Shooting (50:47–56:36)

• Spotlight a viral conspiratorial thread linking the September 10 shooting of Charlie Kirk to the 1998 film Snake Eyes, gematria, and ritual symbolism.
• “If it’s gematria, then it’s true.” – Raven, sarcastically (51:53)
• Skeptically analyze “schizo” threads but entertain their entertainment value.

7. Social Unrest & Censorship (56:36–63:11)

• Talk covers the ICE center shooting, college campus confrontations (race-based mob), and the diminishing space for open debate:
  • “There is no conversation to be had. The time for conversation is gone.” – Raven (57:29)
• “I think that the time for conversation has ended a long, long time ago, but people are just starting to really understand it now.” – Top Lobsta (57:46)

8. Comedy Bits, Messages From Mom, and Chat-Driven Chaos (69:09+)

• The show riffs through “messages from mom,” TikTok and Twitter conspiracies (e.g., Ninja Turtles as reptilian allegory), and audience superchats.
• Occasional skits and references to prior podcast guests, internet personalities, and deep-fried web folklore.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I miss when Jimmy Kimmel would do blackface…I miss when Jimmy Kimmel would dehumanize women by pretending to lick their asses…” – Raven (22:45)
• “He has to do an AI surveillance system. And he’s presenting this in front the U.N. okay. And he’s talking about it. It’s the Beast system.” – Raven (19:44)
• “If it’s gematria, then it’s true.” – Raven (51:53)
• “You should have enough money by now…What could you…But these guys are over-leveraged.” – Top Lobsta (31:26)
• “I like the arc of the Groipers having this weird civil war. I think it's fun. I think they'll figure it out. I think there's a lot of confusion. There's a lot of infighting. And I think it's healthy.” – Top Lobsta (48:48)
• “There is no conversation to be had. The time for conversation is gone.” – Raven (57:29)

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Timeline of Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | Key Content | |------------|---------------------------------------|-------------| | 02:23 | Introduction & New Rug Debacle | Studio banter, Patreon push, show setup chaos | | 09:00 | Topic Overview | Sniper story, Kimmel’s tears, Trump AI at UN | | 10:57 | Trump’s UN Speech/AI “Beast System” | Speech playback, connecting to biblical prophecy | | 19:54 | Jimmy Kimmel Segment | Kimmel crying, hypocrisy, cancel culture | | 24:30 | Reflection on Kimmel’s Past | “I miss when Jimmy Kimmel did blackface…” | | 36:08 | Nick Fuentes & Groiper Civil War | Infighting, discussion about Israel & Muslims | | 50:47 | Conspiracy Segment - Gematria | Snake Eyes movie, Kirk shooting connections | | 56:36 | ICE Shooting & Free Speech Erosion | Reflection on violence, social division | | 69:09 | Messages From Mom/Comedy Bits | Skits, Ninja Turtles, banter-heavy closing minutes |

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Podcast Tone & Style

• Language: Frequently irreverent, sarcastic, occasionally crude, self-aware parody of “conspiracy” and “alt-media” content.
• Format: Loose, chatty, stream-of-consciousness punctuated by drops, inside jokes, audience interaction, and bite-sized analysis. Notable for rapid segues and humorous detours.

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Additional Highlights

• Audience Interaction: Hosts respond to live chat, integrate superchats into the episode, and repeatedly rib “Nancy” for missing cues or failing to play drops.
• Sketch Comedy/Skit Interludes: Unpolished mock-news segments lampooning mainstream media and conspiracy media tropes.
• Meta-Joking: Ongoing discussion about “walking the line” on what’s too far for a “Christian” show, self-parodying their own edge-lord style.
• Recurring Gags: Fixation on the new rug, bare feet on air, biting “feet content” jokes; endless ribbing about each other’s backgrounds, body types, and jobs.

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Takeaway

For long-time fans and new listeners alike, this episode exemplifies Nephilim Death Squad’s “biblical lens on conspiracy and culture,” blending current events with dark humor and a deep sense of internet irony. Beneath the snark, the hosts probe real questions about media trust, cultural cycles, and the postmodern spectacle of the American public square, but always with an over-the-top, mocking edge. If you seek a definitive answer or clean conclusions, look elsewhere—this is the conspiracy as comedy.

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Transcript

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We are being hypnotized by people like this.

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Front of a live studio audience.

[Top Lobster]

Viewer discretion is advised.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephew America. Your cultural commentary, Terry. For the end of days, I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven that is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

[Top Lobster]

Guys, what's up? We're back. Hell yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We're late. We're an hour.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no, no, no, we're not. I said it. It was a mistake on their part. I set it to 2:15.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Can we show the people why we're late? Hold on.

[Top Lobster]

Central time.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Is it this one?

[Top Lobster]

Maybe.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We got a new rug and it was just a real pain in the butt.

[Top Lobster]

Look at this. Yeah, it was an hour, like an hour and a half to do a rug to a rug.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We. It was. It was. It was a lot longer than we thought. Anyway, guys, before we go, do the thing, sometime around the 30 minute marker to go live exclusively to patreon.com forward slim death squad. You can continue enjoying the rest of this episode as well as all the rest of the content that's on there. Ad free viewing experiences. There's so much content. There's so much content we have.

[Top Lobster]

Isn't it worth it? The rug really does tie the room.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It does tie the room well. You know what it is? We can blame Scott. Scott, he. He said that he didn't like the way the wires look. He didn't like the. The look of the rug. And it really. You can't say that kind of thing to us because it really. It kind of ruins us and we have to rectify it. It's got to be perfect. So for Scott, we bought a new rug and we tied together the wires and all that jazz. Anyway, the Patreon, it's busting content holes overfloweth if you are a Patreon member.

[Top Lobster]

Street bus.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And I do think even right now the RSS feed is like nine episodes behind. So even the RSS feed, which is the most up to date version of the show, you know, platform for the.

[Top Lobster]

Show, did a crazy drop last night.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You're getting blapped if you are on our Patreon. So, yeah, totally worth it. Whatever you want to pay, just go do the thing. Anyway, that's the place you want to be. There's also a discount code off of merchandise from top lobster.com. you can go and. Are these available yet? This. This lovely Nephilim Death Squad thing that I'm wearing?

[Top Lobster]

Not yet.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, okay.

[Top Lobster]

Not yet.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Never.

[Top Lobster]

Those are exclusive, though.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

These are exclusive. I'm wearing it.

[Top Lobster]

You can go ahead and buy one of these, though.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. Binaural beatdown.

[Top Lobster]

Binaural beat down. Go ahead and get that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Wow.

[Top Lobster]

That was. I'm like.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh. I'm like, yeah, it was a lot. We did a lot. It was. It was a whole lot that we.

[Top Lobster]

Did just for, like this. Just for. It does tie the room together.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It looks nice and it's really like. It's one of those rugs that you can toss in the washer.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, dude, I'm not even gonna wear these. Look at my dope ass shoes. This rug is so soft. I'm not going to be wearing.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We could do bare feet here. Yeah. If we wanted to. You want to go bare feet for the show? Let's do that.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no, no. They don't pay for that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, they don't pay for feet content. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Censor it. Somebody censored. We don't know where Nancy is today. You know, we were an hour late, but. But she's our employee and so she's supposed to wait on our beck and call.

[Top Lobster]

She's somewhere driving Nissan Xterra somewhere.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Whoa. Well, you just. Car doctor, vehicle doctor. That's crazy, dude. So we don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Does it look good?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Compliment our rugs.

[Top Lobster]

Say, say something about the rug, please.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He says he's gonna piss on that rug. Piss is that way. That's not Scott. Sancho is, is Scott.

[Top Lobster]

He says washer. Wait up. We'll show the people the actual. Look at this.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

She was waiting for 45 minutes. Was she ever in the chat? Because we went back and looked at the chat and. Oh yeah, look at that rug. Exclusive rug cam, ladies and gentlemen. Don't you want to put your feet on it? Do you? Can't because you're not here in NDS Studios, which by the way, I don't know if you guys know. We're gonna go and open up a secondary studio. You gotta raise it. It's too much rug now. Come on, look at, look at it. It's, it's like the perfect amount of room. It's too low.

[Top Lobster]

Too low?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, it's too low. That's what I'm telling you guys. We're gonna open up a secondary studio. It's going to be, it looks like, you know, it looks like we can confirm it. Matt is very excited about it in the Standard Coffee Shop. So we're going to collaborate with the Standard Coffee over here in Florida and, and it's gonna be, it's gonna be awesome, guys. We're gonna do big things. Two studios. The sky is the limit for Nephilim Death Squad. Hey, Max Meeks. Thank you for the two dollar donation. We would have somebody read it if she was here, if she was on.

[Top Lobster]

The clock, if she was doing her job.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What a. Huh?

[Top Lobster]

Incredible. It's not nice to talk like that about Nancy. All right.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Speaking of your content holes overflowing. We are going to, we have a lot of content to get into. There's been all kinds of. Yeah, dude, I, I, we have no.

[Top Lobster]

Time to do it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We, I sent so much stuff to the production chat, it's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

I got a tight out. I got a tight out at like 5 o'. Clock.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Do you really? You never even said that until right now.

[Top Lobster]

And these people showed up so late.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

They showed up an hour and a half late.

[Top Lobster]

And then they go fill our holes.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Daddies neck hunter says makes raven's thighs look thicker. You guys are giving me real insecurities. Real insecurities. I, I've been working out a lot and oh yeah, it's been bad.

[Top Lobster]

I feel. Guys, you should comment down. Even his wife is.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

She said. She called me bazooka tissue. Well, no, no, no, no, because you don't understand? Our cat, Ms. Ma', am, we also call her Tetas. And then something came. One thing led to another and my wife called me Tetas. And then she called me Bazooka Tits, I think, or something like that. It was some sort of weaponry.

[Top Lobster]

Well, one of those things just crosses the line.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Which one? Bazooka, probably. Bazooka.

[Top Lobster]

That's just like, man, that's not even funny anymore. I was like, I don't want to talk about David's eating issues.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Eating issues? I, I eat normal. You tried to feed me sweets this morning.

[Top Lobster]

When?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

At Matt's coffee shop.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. You didn't have some?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, I didn't have any. I didn't have a single bite. I was fasting because of the body dysmorphia that has been given to me. That's what Ms. Ma' Am's name is, Tetas, by the way. I, I discovered evidence because it was under my sofa that you mentioned the super chat. We did. Thank you, Max Meeks.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Hey, you. While I was gone and you were, you were cat sitting for me, you guys dressed my cat up. Are you? Attempted to. Because I found her outfits underneath the sofa and, and so now I. Oh.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't do that. My kids probably did that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Your kids tormented and, and dressed my cat in her cat outfits, which we have strictly for just the vibe around the house. We don't put them on the animals because.

[Top Lobster]

Just the vibe.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, because they, they go hard. They, they, they, they, you know, they kick them off. They get upset if you try to do that to them.

[Top Lobster]

So wait, the cats get mad if you.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

They don't like the outfits? Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So then throw them out.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Why do you have them?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, for the holidays.

[Top Lobster]

You guys like the new feng shui? Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Can you say it? Somebody said it's a very busy set.

[Top Lobster]

It's a busy set.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We're very busy people.

[Top Lobster]

What does that mean now? Because the floor is kind of busy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't know, man. I really think it pulls it together. It looks great on the shot, Max. Thank you for the $5 donation.

[Top Lobster]

He says, hold on, Nancy, read it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, I can't see it actually now when I do this.

[Top Lobster]

Be interested if you found out my.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Books have been censored for a decade.

[Top Lobster]

Is this the same guy? Are you the guy, you remember the guy that said his books were censored and then like we read some of his books and he's just.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, no, no, no. That was a different guy.

[Top Lobster]

Different guy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That guy was actually.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. We should talk.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, we shouldn't talk to that other guy. Tell us what your books are and we'll, we'll, we'll. You know, I'll. I'll say what the name of the book is. I don't know if it's going to help your censored situation. Well, let's get into some of the. The content here.

[Top Lobster]

Content.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Maybe. Should we start with. There's so many things to go on. We have the shooter this morning. A sniper. Shot like three rounds.

[Top Lobster]

A sniper.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

A sniper.

[Top Lobster]

Very nice.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Into the ice.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Headquarters. Apparently not actually killing any ICE people. Killing detainees. Oh, so we have that.

[Top Lobster]

So wait, where are we at? What are we doing here?

[Nancy]

Based.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Okay, well, hey, yeah, it's not nice, dude. Also, we have the Tylenol gives you autism thing to go on, which is a lot of fun. Autism. Nick Fuentes simping for Israel. Now he's been given the talking to. We also have Jimmy Kimmel crying, which is kind of, you know, happens a lot. I haven't seen this Trump announcing at the un. I believe that he's going to be using an AI surveillance system now. Like, he's just saying it like it's a good thing. Let's start with that one. We could do that. This is a lot of fun.

[Top Lobster]

I like this.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Look at this.

[Top Lobster]

Let's also listen to it. Oh, we have messages for mom.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I got so many messages from mom.

[Top Lobster]

All right, Shout out.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Max Meeks and the American Exile trilogy.

[Top Lobster]

Very cool.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Very nice. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Isn't that the cheapest plug you've ever done?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Elohim looking a little. Says Raven. Looking a little husky.

[Top Lobster]

Not nice.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No name. Rico for $5. Says top is a seraphatic Puerto Rican Sephardic, you retards. And Raven is an eighth black Ashkenazi. I'll allow it.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, I guess if you want to pay to say that. Let's see what Trump is talking about.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Let's see what he's announcing today. That my administration will lead a international effort to enforce biological weapons convention, which is going to be meeting with the top leaders of the world by pioneering an AI Verification.

[Top Lobster]

Why say like that for AI. AI.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Er.

[Top Lobster]

He's like this. Toad has Trumpisms or Trump has Toadisms.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, which one? The egg or the frog?

[Top Lobster]

We got to get Toad back.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You know what?

[Top Lobster]

The show's making money. We should pay for him to come and just do.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I'll pay for him to come, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I'll clear out the schedule for a week and we just do nothing.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

But to America with Toad. I would love that, guys.

[Top Lobster]

Would you like nephew America with Toad? Like, like, for a full week every week, get them to fund it?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, no. Nds just only neft to America for a straight week.

[Top Lobster]

Toad Appreciation Week. Two times a day, once a year, until he dies next year.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. It's not a huge commitment.

[Top Lobster]

Not a huge commitment. Yeah, that's. I like that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What is this? Like, like a seeing him off before.

[Top Lobster]

We, before we finish. Before we finish this, guys. This rug is so luxurious. I could feel how luxurious it is through my sneakers. Yeah. Yeah. You feel it? Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I want to kick my shoes off, but I don't want. I want them to pay extra money for that.

[Guest Speaker 1]

Look at that.

[Top Lobster]

This is great.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It is a really nice rug.

[Top Lobster]

I see what he's saying.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's a great rug.

[Top Lobster]

It's an AI rug.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

An AI rug everyone can trust. Hopefully the UN can play a constructive role, and it will also go be one of the early projects under AI let's see how good it is.

[Top Lobster]

I thought Top was doing an episode with Gabriel Eglass.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. I could read it. I could read it.

[Top Lobster]

I know it's for the audio listeners.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

This is hard.

[Top Lobster]

This is hard, guys. If you're just audio listeners, you're not catching the live stream.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. The people don't know this on the. Because we do the show live and, and we have. I, I, I never really think about this.

[Top Lobster]

We live, baby.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

There's. The vast majority of our audiences is audio listeners. They have no idea that every.

[Top Lobster]

We need a drop that says blap.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Bl, bl, bl, bl, bl.

[Top Lobster]

Just when you could.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I'm just getting bl to an immaculate level.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

To be able to continue doing a show despite the live chat calling us.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And it's, it's a remarkable skill set that I know a lot of other people don't have, because we'll bring them on this show and you'll watch them read the chat and get lost. They'll get taken out of the moment.

[Top Lobster]

I think Stephen was here. I was watching Stephen get lost. Yeah. He was like, he's got this. He's got this intense there.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. Because he's seen a lot of people die.

[Top Lobster]

He's seen a lot of death.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Uncomfortable amounts of death.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I mean, just one death is an uncomfortable amount of death.

[Top Lobster]

This guy, he's seen a lot of it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Death for, like, a living.

[Top Lobster]

So he's standing there and he's looking at us through our souls. But then every so often, he'll get stuck in the chat.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And you'll See him just looking at him.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And he'll envision every time somebody says something rude, envisioning their death, but he doesn't want to because he's a Christian.

[Top Lobster]

That's such a great soundboard. And I could see it. This one here.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't know what we're talking about. That's true.

[Top Lobster]

God, I missed. All right, here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Let's go back and see what the rest is. We didn't even catch what he just said because I was horrified reading about me being fat.

[Top Lobster]

Does it even matter?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Go be one of the early projects under AI. Let's see how good it is. Because a lot of people.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, by the way, they reminded me here. Karaoke. This guy says he loves karaoke. Not getting Max means doing karaoke night on a Saturday night.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Wait, why does he love karaoke but not getting.

[Top Lobster]

I missed the context. But we're doing. Yes. It's a Persian rug. We're doing karaoke night Saturday night. Are you gonna come? Wait, if. I'm sorry, Trump. We'll be right back.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Good God. We're never gonna get through this.38 clip. Important.

[Top Lobster]

This is content, baby.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Go ahead. You coming to karaoke this Saturday? No. No. I hate karaoke more than anything. What?

[Top Lobster]

What do you mean?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, like, I, I, I. I hate karaoke more than anything.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but you're not going to come and support your friend.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh. Oh, wait. Where is it? What do you mean? It's, like, someplace. I thought you meant here.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, right here.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Support you into singing in your living room.

[Top Lobster]

What do you find?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, I mean, I'll come, but I don't want to sing. Well, no, see, that's annoying.

[Top Lobster]

It's implied. Karaoke night means we sing.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, I'll I if you make a thing out of it.

[Top Lobster]

I like how he's like, top doesn't have fun. Top doesn't like to have fun. And I say, hey, come watch Hamilton with me. And he goes, why do you only.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Want to do torturous things?

[Top Lobster]

That's not torturous. It's a great play.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I think literally everybody disagrees and sound.

[Top Lobster]

Off in the chat. If you like it, it's.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's.

[Top Lobster]

What am I gonna sing? I'm gonna sing Hamilton.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What are we just doing? White Erasure plays?

[Top Lobster]

It's not White Erasure.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Everybody there is brown. It's so crazy. By the way, did you bring that? Put that picture on the screen. Guys, he posted in the chat a picture of two dudes dressed up for Hamilton. I thought it was AI.

[Top Lobster]

It is AI. Us.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Yes, it is.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's really them.

[Top Lobster]

No, it's not.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's not. I don't understand, because somebody showed me a bunch of pictures of people from Hamilton and they were in it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Somebody showed you a picture of a dancing tent and you believed it, too?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't. Well, I would never watch.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, for God's sake, the last three weeks we've been watching a parasite grow.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, I know, but I've been saying, that's a movie promo. That's not real.

[Top Lobster]

No, come on.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's not. The actors from Hamilton.

[Top Lobster]

Watch your language.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I'm getting frustrated. Oh, that's Toad. I totally thought.

[Top Lobster]

There's David.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Who's the other people?

[Top Lobster]

That's David Diggs. He plays.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Okay, so it's some real actors.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And then some fake people.

[Top Lobster]

You're like, there's so many, and I love that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I didn't realize that.

[Top Lobster]

So many black people here, but, like, most of them are doubled. Like, this is the same person, but.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That bottom left one's not a real person.

[Top Lobster]

That's. That's supposed to be me.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. No, it's supposed to be you. But that's so funny.

[Top Lobster]

This is a great play, guys. I don't know if you. Thank you. The rug. I know. The rug's really nice, too.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, thanks, man. That's nice.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but this is a great play. You have horrible taste. You're a bad person.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Okay, so you want me. Your only two versions of having fun are singing karaoke in your living room or watching Hamilton in my living room, too. In your living room, can you do what other things might you do?

[Top Lobster]

Not swim.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Apparently not swim. And in your defense, there's really no. There's nothing to do around here.

[Top Lobster]

Me and David have just drastic, drastically different ideas of fun. His idea of fun is, like, he'll just pop a front flip. Or he'll do, like, just weird and do that. That's what you do.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then when he lands it, his feet slap, like. And then he goes, wasn't that cool? And everyone goes.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Literally. Nobody ever says it was cool.

[Top Lobster]

This is a. Guys, isn't it fun? Like. Like karaoke night. A lot of people.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Guys, if you could do a front flip, would you do it?

[Top Lobster]

If you could do karaoke, wouldn't you just chill? See? Yeah, you chill. You do.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Look, look, look. J.R. says Hamilton's is. Hamilton is gay.

[Top Lobster]

And whatever. Whatever, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Who is the most basic of the dangerous retards literally despises Hamilton?

[Top Lobster]

They've never seen it. They've Never seen it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Because Jyn wouldn't watch that. Because Jyn is the best of us. And. And she's not gonna stoop to the level of watching Browns play black whites.

[Top Lobster]

Bohemian Girl 4. We're gonna have a private viewing of Hamilton in my house.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, I'd rather perform Hamilton than watch it.

[Top Lobster]

The hell does that mean?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Let's do it.

[Top Lobster]

You don't even know the words.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't give a. I'll read them.

[Top Lobster]

It's not a thing you could just read.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

David Sancho says Raven runs flat footed. Shut the. Shut up. He does so fast. And I only run on the tips of my feet. One of the great things ever.

[Nancy]

But it also can be dangerous.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

But it could be put to tremendous use and tremendous good. And this would be an example of that.

[Top Lobster]

That's it?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. What did he say?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You didn't even know. You didn't pay attention.

[Top Lobster]

He's doing something with AI Again.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He has to do an AI surveillance system. And he's. And he's presenting this in front the U.N. okay. And he's talking about it. It's the Beast system.

[Top Lobster]

Sounds great. Sounds great to me.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Something else.

[Top Lobster]

Fine. I'm just saying, this doesn't sound so bad.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Let's watch Jimmy Kimmel cry.

[Top Lobster]

He's not gonna really cry.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, he cries all the time.

[Top Lobster]

All right, well, let's see.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Jimmy Kimmel got fired from ABC for being a piece of. And then they rehired him back. And. And of course he cried again because he. That's what he does every time Jimmy Kimmel gets an opportunity on his show, he cries on his comedy show. So here he is on his comedy show, crying.

[Top Lobster]

Is this comedy?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Is it comedy? It's a comedy show.

[Top Lobster]

I thought it was a new show.

[Jimmy Kimmel (clip)]

If you like me, you like me. If you don't, you don't. I have no illusions about changing anyone's mind. But I do want to make something clear because it's important to me as a human. And that is. You understand?

[Top Lobster]

Do you think you could do a front flip here in this room?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No.

[Top Lobster]

No. Not enough space.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, I could do a backflip. I was getting good at backflips again. Backflips, you do stationary front flips. You need to get a couple of steps in.

[Top Lobster]

There's a lot of equipment here.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, but I mean, you. You don't need a small. The idea is you'd land practically in the same spot you jump from.

[Top Lobster]

You could. Do you think you could do a.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Backflip right now, stationary, I would land almost like superhero pose, because I kind of get, like, you know, a little.

[Jimmy Kimmel (clip)]

Freaked out that it was never my intention.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Hold on a second. Ladies and gentlemen, Nancy just entered the chat. Nancy is awake. Guys. Whoa. Add Nancy to the stage. Let's hear. Let's hear her cackle. Nancy, say something to the people. Where have you been? We've been doing the show for two hours and 40 minutes.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. I'll change the banner.

[Nancy]

You should have told me you were doing the show yesterday.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What, did you just wake up like.

[Nancy]

An hour and a half ago?

[Top Lobster]

Nancy. Not good enough.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Nancy, what have you been doing?

[Top Lobster]

We're watching Jimmy Kimmel. We got a new rug. We'll talk. We'll talk about it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

All right, fine, fine. We got a new rug.

[Top Lobster]

I just stay quiet, though. Where does him cry?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Good to have you, Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

Of a young man.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, he's crying already, Dude. Where did that transition happen?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. 18 seconds. Let's see. What was he even saying?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He's like, I make no illusions about changing anybody's mind, but I'm sobbing now.

[Jimmy Kimmel (clip)]

I do want to make something clear because it's important to me as a human. And that is, you understand that it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Bro, no, come on. That's not a real cry.

[Top Lobster]

Emmy goes to. All right, let's. Let's keep going. Oh, they're clapping.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't think there's anything funny about it.

[Jimmy Kimmel (clip)]

I posted a message on Instagram on the day he was killed sending love to his family and not even crying passion. And I meant it, and I still do. Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what it was. Obviously a deeply disturbed individual.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. But he did, though.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I know. You know what I miss? I miss when Jimmy Kimmel would do blackface. I miss when Jimmy Kimmel would. Would dehumanize women by pretending to lick their asses while they weren't looking.

[Top Lobster]

What if Guar Kill did their whole stick, but with Charlie Kirk, would that be too far?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Look, man, I. I literally have watched them kill all these people.

[Top Lobster]

So we're gonna. Now we're gonna argue about this. Would that be too far or not, David?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I. I don't think so. No.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think so. No, I think.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't think so. No. We said he got killed by a parasite or the parasite wanted to kill him. Said that you thought it was funny. Well, you said it was.

[Top Lobster]

Technically, Raymond Men said that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And Technically, the parasite said it.

[Top Lobster]

I disavowed it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's true. And so did I. I know. Well, I. I wasn't even there. Raymond was there. Look, man, I. I don't think that it was too far, and I'm. I don't even think that Jimmy Kimmel saying whatever he said is too far, because I'm kind of looking at this situation now. I'm like, this is getting weird.

[Top Lobster]

This is getting weird.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's getting weird, right? It's like, I. I don't know. We. We come from a comedy background in very many ways.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What is too far? And then when we make a comedy thing, is it too far when. When Toad sings How Hitler. And then they get him fired?

[Top Lobster]

This is true. This is true.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You know, so.

[Top Lobster]

Good point.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Good point.

[Top Lobster]

It's a good point rarely made in this room, Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Is it too far when Jimmy Kimmel makes fun of Charlie Kirk?

[Nancy]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Because he didn't even really do it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't know what he said, actually.

[Top Lobster]

He. All he said was he was, like, delivering news. That's why I thought, this is a news show. He said that the shooter was maga. So I was like, all right, like, you're wrong, but, like, you're always wrong.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It wasn't that kind of like a suspicion for part of.

[Top Lobster]

Started, like, the lie started in, like, the weird left wing circles. They were like, oh, clearly. They had, like, a picture of him during Halloween, and he was riding on Trump on Halloween. The hell was that?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

His way.

[Top Lobster]

What was that?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Dude, I got, like, a. His dad.

[Top Lobster]

Did anybody see that? That was cool. Can we rewind?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Like, I got the chills, which is nice. It's actually not hot in here, which I'm surprised because we just did all that labor with the rug, and I was like, I'm gonna be sweating.

[Top Lobster]

What do you think about the rug?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What do you think about the rug, Nance? Oh, wait, you got to do the dance cam. I mean, the rug cam.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Look at that. Look at that rug.

[Nancy]

It's nice.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's it. Thanks, Nancy.

[Nancy]

I think my dad has something similar in his house.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I like it.

[Top Lobster]

I think my dad. I think my dad. She says, yeah, her dad's a boomer. Nancy, we've had enough. That's just about enough now.

[Nancy]

Yeah, he's like, 80. He has the same rug.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's a nice rug. It's an or. It's a classic. Thank you.

[Top Lobster]

Nah, she.

[Nancy]

She agrees I like it.

[Top Lobster]

She doesn't. Okay. It's okay. It's fine. It's Fine. Just didn't your old dad tell you if you got nothing nice to say, you know?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Right. Well, she said she likes it.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Nancy]

I do like it.

[Top Lobster]

It's fine.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Thanks.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's finish watching.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Is your dad fat, Nancy?

[Nancy]

No, he was not.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He's not swamp, Mike. I mean, swamp. Oh, that's good.

[Top Lobster]

He's 80, healthy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Does he run and stuff?

[Nancy]

No, he walks.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. All right, fine. That's fine. We're gonna. We're gonna. Nancy.

[Jimmy Kimmel (clip)]

That was really the opposite of the point I was trying to make. But I understand that to some that felt either ill timed or unclear or maybe both. And for those who think I did point a finger. I get why you're upset. If the situation was reversed, there's a good chance I'd have felt the same way. I have many friends and family members on the other side who I love and remain close to, even though we don't agree on politics at all. I don't think the murderer who shot Charlie Kirk represents anyone. This was a sick person who believed violence was exclusion.

[Top Lobster]

Like, how much money. How much money do you need to have for.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's. I don't even want to listen to it anymore. It's like reasonable shit. It's.

[Top Lobster]

It's reasonable, but also like. Like, what a bitch. Like, what a bitch.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Dude, stand your ground. Stand your ground.

[Top Lobster]

Be like, yeah, I said it. I hated him.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You about it or what?

[Top Lobster]

Like, that's the thing, too. We know you hated. You hated these people. We know you hate conservatives. Just be like, yo, fuck them, right? Listen, you got a lot of money, Jimmy. And it's like, have you spent it that poorly?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I always wonder about that. Whenever you see people still doing, like, the. Hey. And they've been around, like, in the industry forever. Like, Jimmy Kimmel has been in the industry forever and. And Hit Town, honey says he isn't funny. And to that I'd say he used to be he. You. When he did Shaq. When he was Shaq. That was very funny.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, it's just fine.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

When he was doing the man show and he was pretending to lick that lady's butthole, that was funny to me.

[Top Lobster]

Adam Carolla wrote that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He could have wrote it, but Jimmy Kimmel still did it. And that was funny.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but that doesn't. I don't know if that makes you funny. That's just like you said, somebody.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, I said he was funny. He did it funny.

[Top Lobster]

What I'm saying is that, like, you should have enough money by now. Like, any of these Nate Late night TV hosts where if they fire you, you're not paycheck to paycheck.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

You should have retirement money like they have. I. They probably are worth or have like a fluid $1 million.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Wow. You think so?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Max, Mike. Max Meeks for the Two Dollar Super Chat says they spend a lot on coke.

[Top Lobster]

Well, Nancy's supposed to read that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, Come on, play the noise too.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Can you play the noise anyway? Even though I already read it?

[Top Lobster]

Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Thank you. Yeah, I don't know, man.

[Top Lobster]

She's not gonna read it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, she didn't have. I just asked her to read the thing. Broken's here.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. All right.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

All right, all right. Pull up another one. What else we got?

[Top Lobster]

You gotta have enough money at this point.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I forgive Jimmy Kimmel.

[Top Lobster]

I was never even mad at him. I mean, I'm just saying, like, so, like, so what? You got fired. I don't care. Like, you're good.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's funny though, because I, you know, I made that tweet where I was talking about Disney. It's like, Disney is just a corporation. They own abc. They fired Gina Carano back when it. She was on the Mandalorian for. You know, she kind of was stirring the pot a little bit. She was upset about wearing masks. She didn't believe in the 2020 election was done fairly. And then she had like some other gripe. I forget what it was that ultimately got her booted off the show. But now it's Disney that ends up letting go temporarily, of course, of Jimmy Kimmel. And I say that because Disney owns abc. They're this multimedia conglomeration that owns all this. And. And people are upset. They're going. I saw people on Facebook going, this administration has gone too far. Not realizing that the left really kind of invented cancel culture. Not invented it, but at least popularized it in the way that we see it, you know, in this day and age. And. And you're shaking your fist at this administration, which is hilarious because it's. It's during the. The Biden administration that that Carano gets fired basically for political ideology. So it's amazing to me how people can't stop and go like, oh, wait, these. These. These media companies or these corporations that have been pretending to be beacons of morality one way or another, right? It's like Walmart flies a trans flag. Hold on for a month. And you think that that is indicative of a moral choice? It's like, no, it's just where they think the cash flow is going. So now, when they, when they really. What you. What just should. This should tell you is the, the viability of conservative ideologies going forward as far as investment goes. Because if, if Disney even for a brief moment was willing to put their money towards conservative values, if anything, that should just tell you. Oh, this, this, this, this cultural pendulum is swinging and we're moving towards. This is where the money's going to be soon, I would say. What do you got? What is this?

[Top Lobster]

I'm looking here at the highest paid. I just saw it. It's actually right here. We could just, we could just pull this up. The.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Is this Forbes?

[Top Lobster]

No, it's a, like just a quick thing.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, you want to know. He still wants to know how much money.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, here, there's no, there's no excuse. Jimmy Kimmel, $16 million. Stephen Colbert was 15 million below him.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And found that's how much he's worth.

[Top Lobster]

No, the late night talk show gig comes with the salary that places Fallon at 16 million. Jimmy Kimmel at 16 million a year. Okay, who cares?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's almost as much as we're making.

[Top Lobster]

That's what I'm saying. Like If I made $16 million in one year, I don't give a. Yeah. What happens after. Like just budget correctly. What could you. Pot. But they're, these guys are over leveraged. They're spending their money. And then, you know, I'm like my uncle who's living in a regular house, like a regular person who's like, man, you know, they really fired Jimmy Kimmel. So who cares, dog? Who cares? Jimmy Kimmel should have worked that job for two years. That's $32 million after taxes. Let's say 18. What are you doing? You could buy a million dollar house cash and chill the rest of your.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Life, you know, so get the conspiracy thing cranking, right.

[Top Lobster]

They're not really making money.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Jimmy Kimmel is one of those guys. He is an industry mouthpiece.

[Top Lobster]

That's like $60,000 a day.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy. This guy's crying because he got that bullshit job back where you get to stand like he's standing in front of a gay job teleprompter with an audience that's there for free because you can't even sell tickets to this shit. And they clap when they're told to. And you read the lines that someone else wrote you. That's what you want to do the rest of your life. That sounds like the punishment from Space Jam. That's exactly the punishment from Space Jam. This is why Michael Jordan played so damn hard. This is why he had that stretchy ass arm dog. And you're there choosing it. It's pathetic.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

60 Click says because he's blackmailed. I think this guy is.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, can you pull up the picture of him as a black male?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, dude. Jimmy Kimmel, Black Shack. Well, that's redundant.

[Nancy]

I'm on my tablet, so I can't share.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

She's just here to hang out with us. Oh, she's pulling up chat.

[Nancy]

Well, my computer is doing something. Some automatic update.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, I hate it when that happens. Nancy, I'm really concerned about your sleep schedule.

[Top Lobster]

I wrote blackmail instead, and.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, it won't even show it.

[Top Lobster]

It won't show it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You got to do Black Shack. New Shaq.

[Top Lobster]

Shaq, man. Oh, Shaqmail. Blackmail, Nancy.

[Nancy]

Max Meeks says mansions, cocaine, mistresses, and Satan.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Okay, that's pretty much it. That's the. That's the name of the game.

[Top Lobster]

Is that the name of your book, Max?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's a hell of a book. Type in Shaq, don't just type in black. Why are you trying to get it to guess what you're getting at?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. I wanted to see.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I want to see how close I. Jimmy Kimmel, Shaq.

[Nancy]

I'm sorry. He didn't say mistresses. He said mister. This is.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's correct. They won't show.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

They won't show it. Shaq face is blackface.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, Shaq face is very funny. We got another one.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, do the noise, Nancy. What are we.

[Top Lobster]

What are we paying her for? Just go ahead and read that. That's. That's great. She's.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Nancy. You're supposed to read.

[Nancy]

It.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Says blackmail. It says blackmail. What the hell is happening? Nancy, did you just have a stroke? God.

[Top Lobster]

Unbelievable drop. Just dropping the bowl. An hour late to work. Can't press the buttons. Can't pull up images.

[Nancy]

You didn't tell. You didn't tell me you were doing this.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, well, yeah, well, you got to read them. It's implied. Wednesdays are our nephew. America, Nancy. Not always.

[Top Lobster]

But here's the thing, though. Once you're here. Once you're here, Nancy, let's get in the groove, baby.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's it. Yeah, you got to get the wheels. You got to shake off the. I'm concerned about your sleep schedule. Yeah, I really am. Why are you. Well, it's three hours earlier over there. Yeah, I get that.

[Top Lobster]

You should still be up when we're up.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Why can't you just get a job, Nancy? I'm not going to say what industry you work in, but that industry is everywhere. Why don't you start looking for a job over here?

[Top Lobster]

Yes. Why can't you just drive your Toyota Tacoma to a different job?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Right.

[Nancy]

Because the pay is good here.

[Top Lobster]

It's not an excuse.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's good in Florida.

[Top Lobster]

It's not. No, it's not good in Florida. Probably. All right. In Florida, we got a lot of content.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Come on, fill the holes. Fill the content holes. Let's go. Let's keep it going.

[Top Lobster]

We're taking our.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's the wrong one. You're in the wrong chat.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Yeah, well, I mean, listen, I just do think it's. I think the name of this episode is Blackmail or Shack Face.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I like both of those. Shack face is really funny. I think Shaq Face. Blackmail is really good, but you're in the wrong chat. What's. What's the.

[Top Lobster]

The real question is just like, how much money? Before you stop crying on camera to get your job back, can I just.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Say to the audience, like, we're really.

[Top Lobster]

This job.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We're off the ball today. All right?

[Top Lobster]

Everyone's off kilter. Everyone is feeling weird. Nancy's late. Also good black faced. But the carpet, it's luxurious.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's a great carpet. That one's too deep to get into right now. Let's get into this one. This is fun. Nick Fuentes.

[Top Lobster]

That one's too deep. But you want to talk about Nick Fuente?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's just funny.

[Top Lobster]

Listen, this is gonna bring. This is gonna bring upon us a level of hatred that I don't think you understand.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No. If they can't see, if the Gripers.

[Top Lobster]

Can'T see it live on Twitter right.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Now, it doesn't matter. Let's click it up and let's say, hey, Groipers, we got a place for you to come. Come here.

[Top Lobster]

Come here. Learn about Jesus Christ, our Lord and savior. Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Let's put that one on stage. So. So this is the Patrick Bet David podcast, and apparently on this, I've not watched it. This guy looks rough. If you apparently. What's going on here?

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. I had a good tweet. Let's see if it's. We can pull it all. Look at that guy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't like that. Can you stop showing that?

[Top Lobster]

I had a really good tweet. This guy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, no name. Rico, you can't say that. We're not gonna make Nancy read that. Nancy, you don't got to read that one. Thank you for the two dollar donation that's inappropriate. No name. Rico, this is a Christian show and this episode's called Blackface.

[Top Lobster]

I said he. David. Patrick. Bet David smiles like it hurts.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, dude, he smiles like that. That meme of the old guy.

[Top Lobster]

All These guys, look, look. 48, 000 for a 30 minute conversation.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

With this guy and he smiles like that.

[Top Lobster]

And he's hurting. He's. It's painful for him. Like, this is like making money hurts. It hurts. Nancy, are you gonna read that or no?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, no. I told. Did you not just hear the whole thing? I just said I don't care what's inappropriate.

[Nancy]

I am not going to read it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, take it down.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that is kind of nasty.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Dense.

[Nancy]

Okay, I'll make the sound.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. That's all you get, though.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's. That's all you get. All right, don't say inappropriate things and then try to have Nancy. Nancy, bring up the thing. There it is. All right, so Patrick and David, and this is Nick Fuentes saying that he thinks that Israel was more of a. Let it. Just let it play. Just.

[Top Lobster]

We'll let it play. We'll see what. Let's see what he says.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Has been a bigger net positive to America.

[Top Lobster]

First off, how does anyone listen? I know that they listen to this show and David is annoying.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It is crazy.

[Top Lobster]

But this guy's voice is like. There's something entrancing about it. But something makes me wanna look at his face. I don't like it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He doesn't seem. All right.

[Top Lobster]

He doesn't seem happy. He doesn't. Well, let's keep listening.

[Guest Speaker 2]

Oh, well, it has to be Israel.

[Top Lobster]

Realize how did they listen?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Pull it back and let's shut the hell up and listen to this because this, this is immediately out of the gate. This is crazy. Let it rip.

[Top Lobster]

Which of the two do you think.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Has been a bigger net positive to America?

[Guest Speaker 2]

Oh, it has to be Israel. Absolutely.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

So.

[Top Lobster]

So a part about that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That part.

[Guest Speaker 2]

Well, in terms of. I wouldn't say net positive.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, look at that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Fingers. What's that about Satan Fingers. Oh, what's that, Scott?

[Nancy]

I mean, Sancho says inappropriate things.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, does he say inappropriate things or.

[Nancy]

He just said inappropriate things?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Like, quote, inappropriate things. All right, now I'll allow you to say inappropriate things, but don't. This is getting confusing because I'm trying to tell the people. Don't. Well, Nancy can say the, quote, inappropriate things, but we don't want her to say. You guys know what I mean? Cut it out, Scott.

[Top Lobster]

Show some respect.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Show some respect.

[Top Lobster]

Who did the devil Hands better. Him or Erica Kirk?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, Erica Kirk did it in a much more, you know, in a bigger way.

[Top Lobster]

In a less gay way.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. She wasn't with Patrick Bet David when she did it. She did. She was with Donald Trump.

[Top Lobster]

I really. It's not that I don't like the Satan fingers. No, it's not that I don't like Nick. It's just. I don't know. I don't know, and I don't even disagree. I think they're talking about Muslims versus Israel. Who's contributed more?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, sure. Yeah. The Muslims don't contribute anything.

[Top Lobster]

They don't contribute anything.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I mean, smoke shops, corner stores, gas station attendees.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Littering.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You ever have schwarma?

[Top Lobster]

No, because it sucks.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's all right.

[Top Lobster]

They do contribute a very distinct smell to a lot of areas.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's true. But that's bad.

[Top Lobster]

I wouldn't say bad. You get used to it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

If a thing is to its detriment, does it add to or take away from. And then the question is, have they given or have they taken from us?

[Top Lobster]

Well, let's see. I guess. Yeah. You know, the Jews have given a lot. We got, like, bagels, pizza. Pizza bagels.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Great idea. Those are Jewish.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dog. Pizza bagels are Jewish. They figured out. Well, they figured out the bagel. It's really the same thing.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

When you put pizza on the bagel, you could eat pizza anytime.

[Top Lobster]

Is that how they do cars for kids? Even though none of that contributes to, like, what we do. But the jingle's badass.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Matzah crackers.

[Top Lobster]

Hollywood.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Hollywood, yeah. The music industry.

[Top Lobster]

The music. Pornography. Sure, it's cool if you're into that. Don't.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You shouldn't. No. Goon. Never goon.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out Xerox.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Shout out Xerox.

[Top Lobster]

Let's see what this guy's saying.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Go ahead, be, like, gross.

[Guest Speaker 2]

Positive. Because they've had a lot of contributions culturally and even, you know, in terms of art, literature, music. Also scientifically.

[Top Lobster]

His hands look sweaty and, like, thin. Like, I wouldn't want him to touch me.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Honestly, everything he's saying so far, I'm like, I agree. Right?

[Top Lobster]

I do agree.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I mean, they. It's like they created the chains used to bind us, but they've also created many things to. To keep us entertained.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And simplify our lives in one way or another.

[Top Lobster]

Apparently, if you have a cell phone, you have support in our pocket.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And with a little bit of luck, these things will explode live on the show one day.

[Top Lobster]

I said, I tweeted out the Samson option is Is not nuclear bombs, but it's just your cell phone exploding when honestly, that's anti Semitic.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's everybody's too. I mean, yeah, you blow the whole world up. Hey, dude, what else have the Jews given us?

[Guest Speaker 2]

But it's difficult to say on that because I also think that there's quite a bit of a detriment.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Which has created an entire industry of sports and other entertainment.

[Top Lobster]

So, yeah, they've given US Iraq War 1, Iraq War 2, and the sequel.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Was just as good.

[Top Lobster]

Our occupation in Afghanistan.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah.

[Nancy]

Herpes bug fight says. I'm not sure I fully disagree with him. Muslims are just awful. Still a game. Mexican shout out.

[Top Lobster]

Beck lover. I think. I think he rescheduled to be on next week.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. Honestly, so far I have no problems with anything that Nick Fuentes.

[Top Lobster]

No, I never really do. I never really do. I just don't like the people that follow him.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, they're terrible. Yeah, but that's almost kind of like us. We're like, we're terrible.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, sorry. Oh, this one. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. Nancy, you gotta. You have to unmute yourself.

[Nancy]

Max Meek says I'm a full grown straight gentile Jew. Fuentes.

[Top Lobster]

Don't know what that means.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's good to know, Max. Thank you.

[Top Lobster]

Thanks. I like how a lot of some people like, they. They super chat to tell us stuff and some people super chat just to. Just to say stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. And I like when they say like unhinged things. Hey, you know what's interesting too think about like entertaining people, right? Like name entertaining Muslims.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I mean the black ones.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, oh, the ones that convert Hebrew Israelite characters. Are those Muslims?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I mean, Muhammad Ali, right?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, Muhammad Ali was great.

[Top Lobster]

He's a good Muslim.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's literally maybe the end of it.

[Top Lobster]

No, there's a couple more.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Okay, name entertaining Jews. Adam Sandler, Larry Dave.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I mean, even the people you think are not Jews, that's like, oh, they are. It's like that guy's a Jew. Incredible.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Jimmy Kimmel.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Jimmy Kimmel, my favorite comedian. The funniest man I know.

[Top Lobster]

Didn't know he's Jewish. Did you know he's Jew?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

David Corpo. Apu from the Simpsons when he was white was the best. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Top of everything. Yeah, I mean, you know, we. It's hit and miss.

[Nancy]

Oh, oh, Sancho says unhinged things.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you, Scott. All right, let's keep watching. Fine, let's keep watching.

[Guest Speaker 2]

The melting pot comes from the Jewish community. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What do you mean by that?

[Guest Speaker 2]

The idea of the melting pot that comes from a Jewish playwright, you know, because Jewish people come to America and. And like all immigrants, they say, well, we want America to be more welcoming.

[Top Lobster]

He's on the next. Get expert advice instantly. Can we.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What is minecht?

[Top Lobster]

That's the shit that we could pay Patrick bet David $38,000.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Guys, let's fundraise $48,000.

[Top Lobster]

If we could fundraise $48,000 to just shit on Patrick, bet David to his face.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, might be great.

[Top Lobster]

Might be well worth it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I would pay him $48,000 of somebody else's money to call him a.

[Top Lobster]

Just like. Oh, just berate him. Like, have like, just a roast for 30 minutes.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

30 minutes.

[Top Lobster]

Get your money's worth.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You look miserable, you blockheaded piece of.

[Top Lobster]

Let me see how much this costs on Manette.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, you're gonna scan the QR code?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we'll scan the QR code.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

All right, let's find out. We're gonna find out how much it is to get Nick Fuentes.

[Top Lobster]

Want me to download them in that?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Come on, dude. What's the point of a QR code if it's not going to be expedient?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no, wait. We could. Oh, a video answer is 300.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, that's not bad.

[Top Lobster]

And a video call is 350 per minute.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What? $350 per minute.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, 15 minute minimum.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What? Whoa. What's the math on that? That's like 150. That. It's like.

[Top Lobster]

That's like five grand.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Wow.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, okay. I mean, but. But it's not undoable. 30, $48,000 to talk with Patrick bet David. We could talk with him for 15 minutes and it would be okay.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It would be. It would be bad. We would have what's called buyer's remorse.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think so. I would tell.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Is he gonna tell us that's gonna be worth $48,000?

[Top Lobster]

Number one, where all the good gay spots are.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's true. Number two, I would just ask him, like, when did the. When did you get the call? When did.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think he got the call.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No. You don't think so? No, I don't really know. I'm talking out of my ass. I don't watch the Patrick Met David podcast. What the hell is he?

[Top Lobster]

Nick Fuentes. He's Mexican.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, Patrick bet David.

[Top Lobster]

He's Iranian. Oh, Patrick bet David is another good muzzy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, is he?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he's. He's from. He's from Iran.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Are they Muslim?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[Guest Speaker 2]

I don't know. These ideas that, well, America was never this country of white Christians. It's always been a melting pot for all immigrants. They want the country to be more open because that, that makes it more comfortable for them. It makes it more tolerant for them. But this has also made us more open and tolerant. For Muslims, for example, we're bringing. I mean, who's been the biggest driver of like the Hart Cellar 65 immigration act was like the SPLC, which is run by Jewish lawyers. And so they're major drivers of mass migration. They're also major drivers of the pro Israel politics, like the Iraq war. It was many Jewish journalists and, and pundits and advocates.

[Top Lobster]

Sure.

[Guest Speaker 2]

So what's the problem when you catch.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't know.

[Guest Speaker 2]

And I agree with you. Like, I think there are a lot of people that are.

[Top Lobster]

I think he just doesn't think that. That Israel killed Charlie Kirk. And he probably says that he doesn't think that because he doesn't want them to kill him.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, you look at Charlie Kirk, you look at Nick Fuentes as far as influence, and they're very comparable to one another. Nick Fuentes in this current moment is. Is more influential, I would say, than Charlie Kirk was. So, yeah, there's a target on his neck or whatever. I would be careful if I was him. I wouldn't dare you. I'm just saying, you know, I mean, just all the next stuff that's been going on with like the Charlie and the George Floyd. There was also the other neck thing, the stabbing in the neck on the train. It just seems like necks are really where it's at lately and so.

[Top Lobster]

Protect your neck.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Protect your neck. I don't want to watch this. This is reasonable. Can we move on to something because we. We don't have a lot of time because you have to ski daddle. You didn't even tell me that before you decided to install a carpet.

[Top Lobster]

You know. You know.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, I don't. I don't. I don't know. I don't know what. I don't know what you got going.

[Top Lobster]

I like, I like this whole arc.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Of, of you don't want to hear about how they were going to kill the ostriches, but now they're not. Yeah, that's it. They were gonna kill those ostriches. Now they're not.

[Top Lobster]

No, I'm saying I like the arc of the Groipers having this weird civil war. I think it's fun. I think that they'll figure it out. I think there's a lot of confusion. There's A lot of infighting. And I think it's healthy, and it's good because he said some things that some of them disagree with, and that is. I think that's. I think that's healthy. I think it's healthy for them to say, I don't like that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Sure.

[Top Lobster]

Which is, we don't get enough.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't like that, Daddy.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like that, Daddy. Say something different, Daddy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Daddy said something I don't like.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's good.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We don't.

[Top Lobster]

We don't get that much dissenting. All right, Nancy, go ahead. Blow our minds. You know, it's a wild thing. You think she'd have figured this out by now.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What's going on, Nancy?

[Nancy]

Oh, I wasn't added to the stage.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

How did that happen? Did you unremove. You removed yourself from the stage? Nancy, go ahead.

[Nancy]

Well, Amon Rat says next topic, please.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, agreed, agreed.

[Nancy]

He spelled it with a. With a neck.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

St. Oh, very funny. And you know what? With that, I don't. I can't. These pores can't be in here anymore.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, we'll leave them in here. I like it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We're gonna leave them in here until we're at the 50 minute mark.

[Top Lobster]

I like it. I like the smell.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I. I feel like. All right, you know, whatever, man.

[Top Lobster]

I thought you said, I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What you're doing today.

[Top Lobster]

I thought you said you wanted this show to be, like, live.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, yeah, that's right. No, you're completely correct about that. I'm sorry. This is for the people. Neft to America is for the people. And I've been in the middle.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but then we take it down. We put up later.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's fine. Make a groiper shirt. No, I think that's copyright infringement.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You know what? Turns out that. That copyright infringement from. Nigga.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

That was actually legit. They were mad.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, how do you know that? They. They said, like.

[Top Lobster]

Because they DM me on Instagram, too. And it was the official page.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Did you. Could you hit him up and be like.

[Top Lobster]

I was like, if I send your lawyers now. I just took it down. Who cares? All right, next one.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We should go in there and eat, though. This is fun. Let's. Let's unpack this. This is conspiratorial. This is fun. This isn't a gay. Or it might be gay, but let's read this. I haven't really looked into it, but I see it going viral. There are no coincidences. The 1998 movie Snake Eyes with the actor Nicholas Cage. The politician Charlie Kirkland is shot in the neck in the movie. The shooting happens on September 10th.

[Top Lobster]

Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Charlie Kirk was shot in the neck in Real Life on September 10th. You just can't make this up. And then, look, they do the same signs, the yoni. They're getting that energy flowing into there. It's a video. Let it rip. Make it big. We could pause it. And Charles Kirk.

[Guest Speaker 2]

And obviously Charlie Kirk was also shot in the neck, allegedly.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Right.

[Guest Speaker 2]

Well, in the movie Snake Eyes, the heavyweight boxer Lincoln Tyler is in the ring during the assassination. Tyler like Tyler Robinson. And in Gematria, Lincoln Tyler is 165 like Tyler Robinson.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Pause.

[Guest Speaker 2]

160.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

If it's. If it's Gematria, then it's true.

[Top Lobster]

If it's Gematria, I'm. I tend not to believe it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I. I wish he. I honestly should have omitted the Gematria part just because, like, in gematria, if.165 is the value of Lincoln, Tyler, what about when peanut butter Sandwich is also 165?

[Top Lobster]

Should we. Should we pull up the. Should we pull up the milk video?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Milk?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, the Demon Racers. No, I just wanted. I mean, I wanted.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I want to have fun.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. It's all right. Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Whoa. It's the noise.

[Top Lobster]

What is it?

[Nancy]

Max Meeks says you guys could blow up from Reveal revealing a buried author.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Man, this guy is spending. At this point. It's. It's actually. What would you call it? Like, advertising money. Yeah, the amount of money that has been said from Max Meeks.

[Top Lobster]

It's just a tax write off.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, you know, Max, why don't you email. Email us and tell us what the book is about. How about that? Nephilim D Squad, Gmail dot com. Email us. Tell us what the book is about.

[Top Lobster]

That's our.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's the one. What are we gonna do? Is that in the Chronicles?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. Find the email. It's somewhere.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Nephilim D Squad.

[Nancy]

Thank you, Max.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you, thank you.

[Guest Speaker 2]

Name is the Executioner. Okay, well, the big part here, guys, in the movie Snake Eyes, the assassination occurs on September 10th. Charlie Kirk was allegedly assassinated on September 10th.

[Top Lobster]

Why is he. Preface, guys.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, he's saying allegedly because there's a chance, like, he wasn't killed.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, maybe.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Maybe. I mean, look, that whole Valhalla thing is pretty wild. I mean, it definitely looked to me like a dude got shot in the neck and a bunch of blood came out and his body also stiffened up in the way That a person who just got knocked the out does. But, you know, all things are possible.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, right. All right, well, let's see.

[Guest Speaker 2]

Share this with everyone you can. This is undeniable. And also, see how Nicholas Cage is doing the hands like Charlie Kirk. Also, Donald Trump does that hand sign. And also, we're in the year of the snake right now. It's called Snake Eyes. But wow, just.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You put that all together.

[Guest Speaker 2]

Charles Kirkland, shot in the neck. Lincoln Tyler equals Tyler Robinson.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Okay, I think he's gonna say it over and over again. I. I think I sent one where it was like. There was more on it. It was from seven. Seven, whatever. See if you can find that one. Because there was like a whole chain of things that this dude was going down and it was like, oh, the similarities don't stop there. This guy just did a three minute video where he said the same thing in a bunch of different ways. Scroll a little bit. A little bit.

[Top Lobster]

But I. Okay, I like it, I like it. I like the schizo stuff. I do.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

But what if there was more to it?

[Top Lobster]

Is there more to it?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't know. Look, there it is.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, we'll just see more.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Seymour get shot in the neck in the exact same spot. Right? Cool, cool. Scroll down. I want to see what his. What his thing said. His like thread.

[Top Lobster]

Here's a video. Oh, shot in the neck. There he goes, the guy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, damn. Nicholas Cage also makes it a little bit weirder, is Nicholas Cage is kind of a weird guy.

[Top Lobster]

Kind of a vampire.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He's kind of a vampire.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Weird actor. Not a great actor for somebody as renowned as he is. Scroll down. Because the guy's got like a thread going on. Not that.

[Top Lobster]

God, David, are we gonna really go through this thread of the.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We're not gonna go through it. September 10th, it's the same thing.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe I'm thread of the yoni signal.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

The boxer could be nothing. 100 proof. Charlie Kirk predicted 27 years ago. Oh, is it 30 minute YouTube video. Oh, and then he redacted all of his stuff. This post is unavailable. That doesn't bode well. All right, let's get out of here then. Because maybe it was all wr. That's why he took it all down. Don't you hate it? Speaking of people getting shot in the neck, this guy shot up a ice detainment center this morning, which I was, you know, interesting. The. The hits keep coming. Yeah, this in conjunction with another video that I sent of a guy trying to do a Charlie Kirk style debate on campus. And then getting basically mobbed out by black people.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I didn't see that. What happened there?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, I don't know exactly what he did, if it was all a good faith debate or if he was stirring the pot, you know, being a little antagonistic, but it ends with him getting chased off of campus and behind him is just like a mob of black people. And the sentiment that that's creating now in conjunction with this shooting of an ICE detainment center, which, by the way, apparently the guy only shot detainees.

[Top Lobster]

Wow.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

So the guy lose three bullets or something from a sniper rifle. You know, forgive me if I got the details wrong. I don't research anything and. And didn't shoot any actual employees of ice. These are unspent rounds that were left at the scene. There's always something left at the scene. Anti ice.

[Top Lobster]

Anti ice. Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

So he misses. Only. Only shoots detainees. So he's like, you know, you guys just not exhausted. It's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

But the sentiment that this is creating.

[Top Lobster]

The same round at 30. 30.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, that's. I think that's an actual, like. I don't know. Maybe it is. No, it doesn't look like it might be a 308.

[Top Lobster]

It looks a little shorter.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, whatever it is. Oh.

[Nancy]

Not nice guy says, hey, illegal type is weak against ICE type.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Very nice. With a Pokemon reference. Thank you. Not nice guy. That's wonderful. So the sentiment is there is no conversation to be had. The time for conversation is gone.

[Top Lobster]

I've been saying that for a long time and. And people haven't listened. I mean. Well, I think that the time for conversation has ended a long, long time ago, but people are just starting to really understand it now.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. And it's a shame because I like to think that what we were doing, you know, a year and a half, two years ago was. And you were doing it before. I was trying to start conversation saying what was.

[Top Lobster]

This is why I was right about our little argument yesterday.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What was that?

[Top Lobster]

You don't remember? The. You remember, right? The one.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

The Guar thing.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Okay, well, guess what? Guar has been starting the conversation for 20 years.

[Top Lobster]

But I'm just saying that the conversation was over.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Okay, but they're not going to stop making. They have. What are they gonna do? They're just gonna stop, Warren.

[Top Lobster]

Stop trying to do your Jimmy Kimmel TV show. It's over. It's done. We're done. We're moving on.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't know if GUAR has another skill set.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, well, that's the thing. It's like, we'll take your money because you're done now.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Don't say.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, aiming rats. Getting right.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Poor Odorous Arungus says Incarnate Unlimited. You can't just expect them to stop doing a thing. All my shoelaces are untied, I think.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. Listen, whatever they could do whatever they want to do, they can do whatever they'd like to.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, they're gonna. They're not gonna ask for your permission.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just saying the time for talk is over, and it's crazy, and I'm not saying that people should do anything. I'm. It just appears to me that. Yeah, it's. It's. It's very obvious that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

So what should we do instead?

[Top Lobster]

It's. Maybe it's not obvious that people think the time is. The time to talk is over. What's. What's obvious is that the government. You just knocked down a whole bunch of stuff. The government has decided that the time to talk is over because this is clearly nonsense.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

The time to talk is over.

[Top Lobster]

Like, they. So you're telling me that they keep on inscribing their motives on bullets before they do heinous acts?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What. When did that, like, become a thing to do?

[Top Lobster]

Never. Just right now.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Because, I mean, maybe. Maybe. Maybe they were doing that, like, in wars and shit.

[Top Lobster]

Well, because I guess maybe. I have no idea. I have. No. Well, I did.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You.

[Top Lobster]

You know who did it?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Who?

[Top Lobster]

Culturally enriching Jews. They're the ones that were writing the names and. And messages on bombs. Remember that?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. Well, that's what I was saying. Yeah. Was like. Because I know we were dropping bombs in Vietnam, and it was like.

[Top Lobster]

It always comes back. We're gonna do an episode where we go through every single conspiracy theory, and.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Then just for funsies real, why did we lose Vietnam? Can you scroll up? I want to see the. The video of the guy on campus, because this is actually. You could tell he's. He's scared dog. No, it's up a little bit more.

[Nancy]

Sancho says, why is David's bookshelf crooked? That's a good question.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, they're Caddy cornered. They're.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, is it crooked? Oh, yeah, look at that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, no, it just looks that way because it's slanted.

[Nancy]

It's crooked.

[Top Lobster]

We moved. We moved everything. We moved.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yours looks straight.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, maybe it needs to be cornered more. I don't know. Whatever people are. People that listen don't even care.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, this is just Scott. There he is. It's. It's Right above this one. Scott stirring the pot. Don't listen to anything he says. I mean, it is crooked. So check this out. Put her on the big screen. I want to read the caption though, real quick. So make it smaller. You're just doing a whole thing. Okay, here we go. He set up a table and was caught and almost caused. So. So, yeah, basically, it's my understanding this guy went to, you know, a campus. It looks like an all black campus.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, we can't do a show. These people pay too much money.

[Nancy]

Says this is a Christian show. But we're just gonna watch Raven huff salts and expose his feet. Nds has changed.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I. I made a mistake exposing my feet. And I will concede, but there's nothing wrong with huffing a little salt. It's not a. There is.

[Top Lobster]

I think we should. I think you shouldn't do it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, you know what?

[Top Lobster]

What?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It gives you strength, energy, and focus.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. I don't know if that's.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Those are all Christian things.

[Top Lobster]

I worry about the soul toughing stuff. Because when Matt's here, Matt's like a former drug addict, big time drug addict. And he's like really happy with this. The smell.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He does like to smell the salts.

[Top Lobster]

He said he comes here, he doesn't even care about doing the show.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Honestly. It just smells like cat pee.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. It seems like a drug and you keep doing it. Look at this. He looks like you're gonna cry now.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Make it big. Let's put it back up here. So this guy starts a race riot and he's. He's doing campus tours now. He's trying to be the next Charlie Kirk. I don't think it worked out for him.

[Top Lobster]

Is that just a green screen we should actually do?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

This is a green screen. And this is literally just like a cookout out in, In. In. In. In Camden, New Jersey.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they just having fun. You know, I smell crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And he's trying to walk out. He's trying to act like he's not afraid. And what do you think he said?

[Top Lobster]

What could you possibly. So many things you could have said.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

N word.

[Top Lobster]

That's one of them. But this guy, it looks like he is not the type to just drop a.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

So this, this is fearless tour spent 10 minutes. Minutes at HBCU. What is HBCU? Which university is that?

[Top Lobster]

Is that one of those old black historic campuses?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Hella black college university. No, no, no. I don't know what HBCU is. Maybe we can figure that out here. Let's see. HBCU colleges. That doesn't seem good. It seems like a type of college that is black.

[Top Lobster]

Historically black. Oh, yeah, that's what. Historically black colleges. HBC and universities.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Houston Baptist, says actual. Interesting, Right? So this is. This is.

[Top Lobster]

What are you doing?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

A fool's errand?

[Top Lobster]

Why are you doing that?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, why are you doing that?

[Top Lobster]

Well, you can't even wear that hat to this college.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, that's.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I'll play it on mute. I mean.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, I like this.

[Top Lobster]

He's just being berated. Even the cops are black. Where did you go?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What happens when the cops beat him up? What is that considered then?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what that's considered.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's police violence. Black on black violence.

[Top Lobster]

So.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

So for the audience who's listening, this guy is being escorted off campus. He's being trailed by a crowd of easily a hundred black people. And they are.

[Top Lobster]

They are mad.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

They are mad.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, they're mad.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, they're really mad.

[Top Lobster]

So this guy you got, he's got to be nervous.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Schizo friend says she. I agree. He's got to be nervous because at any moment he could get slumped. He's keeping his back to them. He's walking out. And at any moment, from his periphery, a fist can come. And let me tell you something. I've seen plenty of videos. I used to do a show about this sort of thing. And. And when. When he gets hit, it is not the final hit. He gets hit again and again and again and again until that whole crowd is river dancing on his skull. That's the way this goes. If he ends up getting hit there.

[Top Lobster]

But don't worry, we have a. We actually have solutions for you. Patriots are in control on how to survive this.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, no, don't play that.

[Top Lobster]

No, we're going to play it. We have to play it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Fine, we'll play it. For those of you who find yourselves in densely populated city scapes, maybe you are looking for a way to navigate them. And we here at Nephilim News Network have. Have a way.

[Top Lobster]

This is just bad, though.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

This is in bad taste.

[Top Lobster]

This. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You can't leave, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Civil strife grips the nation. In wake of several violent attacks, we here at Nephilim News Network have developed a sure fire plan for our listeners to escape safely with these five simple steps.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Whoa.

[Top Lobster]

Step one. Who did that? Change your appearance. The Art of War is about disguising your true intentions and blending in among the masses.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Wait, what happened? Did it freeze? Oh, it got all glitched. Up on you. All right, hold on a second. It's your crappy Internet.

[Top Lobster]

Observe yourself.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What was that gonna show?

[Top Lobster]

Be aware.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I think that glitched out. That was God glitching that out.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, maybe. Oh, no. It's not even playing at all.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It stopped.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, maybe we should pull that back. Should we pull it back or should we just not play it?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I haven't watched this version of it.

[Top Lobster]

You haven't watched this?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No. No. So, Jesse, we didn't even do.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't make this.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't make this.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, go ahead, do it. If we're gonna do it, then we're gonna do it.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think we should do it. Well, here we go. Oh, my God. Blending in among the masses.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, no.

[Top Lobster]

Step two. Observe your surroundings. Be aware of any scholarly behavior in your neighborhood. Step three, Climb. Escape your enemies by finding the high ground, both moral and strategic. Step four, Kill.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Kill.

[Top Lobster]

Kill anyone and anything standing in your way. Kill women, kill children. Kill pets. Whatever it takes to guarantee your safety. Kill them with kindness. That's our five step system to guarantee your safety. In other news, Bridget McCrone. Oh, my God. We can't keep doing this. No, this is too much. No, this is too much. Guys.

[Nancy]

Shout out, Laney.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out, Lane.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Maybe Lainey. Laney took a thing that. When we recorded in this room, it feels so unfunny.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It didn't feel. It didn't even feel. I don't even know what to say.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

When I was recording the past, like.

[Top Lobster]

I just watched the Laney edit again.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

When I was. When I was recording the. The parasite bit and I felt you looking at me, I could feel you going, not funny. Stupid.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

This is so stupid and unfunny. And then Laney made it. Incredible, right?

[Top Lobster]

People like it, but I don't think these people are good people. I don't think that they like it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Did we play the parasite one?

[Top Lobster]

Somebody said Christian show. Yeah. We forget. It's bad.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's bad.

[Top Lobster]

We're walking the line. We're walking the line.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

We're trying to figure out what to do.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't know what to do.

[Top Lobster]

Anyway.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

Time.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Thank you, Akisha, for the one of messages from Mom. I love it. Do you have them all? Let's get in. I'm excited. This is a much more of a. A Russian roulette sort of of. Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I got no clue what we're gonna.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We don't know what it Is we don't watch it. People really like it. Except for a couple of people that are reminding us that this is a Christian show, and it is a Christian show. And it's just comedy. It's just comedy. We're having a little.

[Top Lobster]

We're just having a little Jimmy Kimmel.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Come on.

[Top Lobster]

Come on, guys. Be. Be cool about it. I don't know what this is about, but my mom pulled this up, so we're gonna check it out. It says, chosen Ones, the enemy always tells us what they're secretly doing and shows us a movie to avoid. Yeah, we know that. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'm interested. Let's see.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, the really cool. Y' all know the story of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, right? Oh, my God. Did an old video about this.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he did a video about it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Y' all know that. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

They just let anybody do videos.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Anybody could do a video. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out to Dustin Nemos. Our cup is not very empty. Quite empty.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's very empty.

[Top Lobster]

All right, here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Let's see what Eating pizza underground. Now, if you know, you know, you know the code word for pizza is for, whoa, dude, don't you just show his kids. You know what I mean?

[Top Lobster]

First off, where is he at? It sounds like there's a party happening.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What is this guy about? He's like, ah, you know what I mean? They're these kids. You know what I'm saying?

[Top Lobster]

His kids. And he's like, look at my kid.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What is this, dude? Chileans eating pizza on the ground?

[Top Lobster]

Good point.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Now their enemies are Bebop and Rocksteady. What group of people came up with that genre of music?

[Top Lobster]

White people.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And look at the way they dress. And notice that this group of people is trying to stop these Reptilians who eat pizza underground. But they made them goofballs, right?

[Top Lobster]

I like this. I like this, man. You don't like that?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I love the Ninja Turtles.

[Top Lobster]

Ninja Turtles. I had every Ninja Turtle as a kid, but I like the idea that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I was four of them. That's not, like a huge thing.

[Top Lobster]

No, but I mean, there's generations.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.

[Top Lobster]

No, I had every. Every type.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Do you remember that when they introduced the Ninja Turtle with the girl Ninja Turtle? She was, like, light blue. We're talking, like, 95 or something. It was on Fox 5, and I think it might have actually been a live action.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, can you pull that up? A light blue.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, light blue girl Ninja Turtle. Oh, she can't pull it up because.

[Nancy]

I switched over to My laptop.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, so go ahead and do that. Yeah, pull that up for us.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, it was. It was. It was. It was pretty good, actually. I think it was probably the worst rated Ninja Turtle series that came out and.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Oh, look, your donut. That. Your donut thing fell. That's a problem. You got a lot of stuff. Okay. Oh, Scott, take it easy, dude. What?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

The Shredder was training so that they could defend themselves against these Reptilians. No pizza on the ground. Come on. So who really is the bad guy? But hear this one out. Those Reptilians who eat pizza on the ground, their best friend was the media. Their best friend was April o'. Neill. And who did April o'. Neill.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, this is a. Meaning, David. Don't like it. You don't like it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He looks like a Ninja Turtle.

[Top Lobster]

He does look like a turtle. But you don't like this theory. It just makes you look. Look at the posture that you got.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't like it.

[Top Lobster]

Look at the posture he's got. He's defensive.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

There she is. She's got tits.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no, that's gross. Hold on.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Let's pull that up. You don't remember this? You remember this?

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. Come on, man. This is where they closed off the Donatello's head. I didn't like that. But, but, but. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I do remember the Donatello's head. I don't remember her shell.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Like, look at what they did to Michelangelo's whole face thing. Yeah, these were the best version is.

[Top Lobster]

The horrific version of them without. But like in the movies, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

They nailed it, though. Like, still, when you look at him, you're like, those are great suits.

[Top Lobster]

Great suits. Just makes you feel at home watching greasy Reptilians when the evil Shredder attacks. Let's see. Let's see the rest of this.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Don't cut them no slack.

[Top Lobster]

I gotta put one up here. All right.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

On the ground, always.

[Top Lobster]

Why is there a. Why is there a party happening?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Because he's Spanish. And to be honest, like, I come over here and there's a gathering more often than I'm comfortable with.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I mean, yeah, this is a Spanish household because we have fun. This is a guy who accused me of not. Oh, Top doesn't have fun. Top doesn't like to have. Look at. Look at his posture. Look. Go ahead, show. Show him, Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't like.

[Top Lobster]

Look the. Look how he's doing.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Like, what they're doing with the turtles.

[Top Lobster]

You don't like. You don't like, what's happening here? The truth.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't like the truth. I think it's. You know, I think he's reaching.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think he's reaching. I think this is the truth.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Messages from mom.

[Top Lobster]

Back to it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Whatever coverage to work in their favor. So you gotta ask yourself, who really is the good guy and who really is the bad guy? Notice how they put everything in reverse? Damn, boy.

[Top Lobster]

He's right.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You know how disrespectful it is Griper Lovers is. David has small nuts, and that's why he can sit like this. I am missing a nut because of cancer. So how about I'm a survive? You know, I've never said in my life, I'm a survivor.

[Top Lobster]

You're not missing it. Not because of cancer. You're missing enough because of a Muslim doctor.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He was a Muslim. Or maybe Jewish.

[Top Lobster]

Well, now that we think about it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, I don't know. They kind of sound the same when they talk. And they can also have, like, a little bit of a tan.

[Top Lobster]

So they can have.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It becomes actually, you know, really. Oh, my God. It's our favorite people from the People's Voice. I know.

[Top Lobster]

I know. My mom is on it today. I saw.

[Guest Speaker 1]

Go.

[Top Lobster]

I saw some of the stuff. Sorry to interrupt. Very important.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, no, no, no, please.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. We have our friend Means. What's his name? Jacob.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't. Is his name. You just made that up.

[Top Lobster]

He's made it up. Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

But we know better because they're not just showing up in Parmesan cheese. They're in Coca Cola, they're in Pepsi. And it all traces back to a deal Bill Gates, Microsoft struck with them last year. It started in a New Jersey biotech lab funded by the Gates Foundation. The invention, a piece of technology so small it can be inserted into food without being noticed. They called it the P chip, a microtransponder first tested on lab mice. Here's how it.

[Top Lobster]

What is this cadence, anyway, though?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't know. He's kind of autistic, but he's. He's doing, like, his best impression of a news anchorman, which. Which me, having no experience ever doing it before, does a better job. This guy owns a news network. It's weird. It's a really weird cadence, but I don't hate it. I don't hate it. I see Incarnate Unlimited says his cadence sucks. I. I kind of like it because it's so bad. AI could be AI but what he's saying here is he is claiming that There are little itty bitty microscopic microchips inside of your Pepsi and Coca Cola. You drink a lot of that?

[Top Lobster]

I like Coke. I haven't drank much lately. Top drinks helico. How do you know Z Man? Mind your business, bro. Yeah, correct. Mind it. Stop watching what I do.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

But Z Man is correct. You do drink a lot.

[Top Lobster]

Watch what you do. All right.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, well, we're, you know, on a show that he's watching, so he's, you know, he has to. He's.

[Top Lobster]

You see me drink a lot of Lacroix.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

In coffee works.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

The chip is no bigger than a grain of sand, just 500 micrometers across.

[Guest Speaker 1]

The.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yet it carries a unique ID code permanently etched into a silicon core. It's powered not by batteries, but by lights. When hit with a modulated laser, tiny photo diodes inside.

[Top Lobster]

I just. I. It's. I mean, maybe, maybe, but I don't know. Probably.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

G. Lauro says soda is disgusting. I beg to differ. Fonta's Orange Soda crushes. Also, Fonta has a pineapple soda.

[Top Lobster]

Soda is good. Soda's good.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Pineapple soda. I don't have it because I'm not an idiot, but. But, you know, I won't deny that it tastes good.

[Top Lobster]

All right, well, we have black content from messages from Mom.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Black content.

[Top Lobster]

Messages from Mom. Yeah. Black content. What's this mean? Let's find out.

[Guest Speaker 1]

Yeah, everyone who is celebrating Charlie Kirk's.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Death, that is happy about it. That is saying he was a racist.

[Top Lobster]

This is your counterpart right here.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You can't tell me that this is not demonic. Hell is celebrating. You're happy about it.

[Top Lobster]

What, are you in agreement with these demons? And I think the devil. All right, wait.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I mean, who the hell is this guy?

[Top Lobster]

This is the guy from Patrick Bet David. But it's just like, you know, this is not what I'm here for.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Wait, I don't want this.

[Top Lobster]

We don't want anything. Like, it's a flop. It's a flop.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's a flop from Mom.

[Top Lobster]

You know, it's fine. She's two for three.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Two for three. I'd say I'll allow it.

[Top Lobster]

And I. We might have to cut her off like, before she really flops further.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, if she has three consecutive flops, we gotta then do a. A public vote is if. Whether or not we continue. Messages from mom this episode. Oh, she's gonna. This is gonna flop. But let's let it.

[Top Lobster]

This is gonna flop.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Is it. Let it rip.

[Top Lobster]

Another flopper. All right, maybe she's. Maybe she's batting 50. Let's see. What do we got?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Friendly neighborhood patriot.

[Top Lobster]

Can't.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Dude, you got it. Is this a real thing?

[Top Lobster]

I can't even.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Here for an episode of how terrorism really Works. First off, our terrorist group needs a scary name. Can you say lcia?

[Guest Speaker 1]

Now let's say the green piece here.

[Top Lobster]

This is just. This is just brain rot goy slot stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

This is. This is Mama Flopsta.

[Top Lobster]

All right, one more. She's 50. 50. We're gonna give her a tiebreaker. If this is more.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We'll go to a vote after it. If she. If she flops this again. I mean, why is everybody so ethnic? Yes. I don't understand. It's just.

[Top Lobster]

She's ethnic, so. All right, here we go. I can't.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

50 states, one Israel. What is that? This is interesting. This is interesting. I. I do want to know about this. I saw this peripherally, but I wasn't, like, aware of what it was he's gonna do. But 50 states won. Israel. That's a weird thing to say, isn't it? So I want to hear it.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, we'll hear. We'll hear more of it right now. Here.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, the state of Israel just posted this on their Instagram a few hours ago. Quote, the 50 states, one Israel delegation has landed in Israel. 250American legislators will spend the coming week in Israel and experience it as it truly is by doing this kind of thing, which I guess is required for all U.S. government officials. Okay, I just want to point out to everybody that since Charlie Kirk was assassinated on September 10, the US government has block the Epstein files released.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but he's quoting Ryan Dawson now. Oh, gay.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's not. Hey, that's not your mom's fault.

[Top Lobster]

It's not my mom's fault. She doesn't know that Ryan Dawson's gay.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I'm just saying it's not boding well.

[Top Lobster]

If I see it, I discard it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Pass an amendment that banned the Pentagon from boycotting Israel, proposed a bill for Marco Rubio to revoke passports for critics of Israel. The house also approves $650 million for Israel's missile defense. And as you just saw there, Marco Rubio visited Israel. And now, once again, there are 250 legislators. That is right there at the Liz Crokin. I don't trust her worth of.

[Top Lobster]

She's like the Q lady, right?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

She's the QAnon lady. She was one of the people most involved with it. I. I had a. A brief dialogue with her at the. When I was doing Where I Belong I almost got her on the show because at that time, QAnon hadn't gotten the legs. Now she's like a big deal, but Where I Belong was a terrible show that nobody watched, and she was almost willing to do that. And I'm glad that I didn't have her on the show, because to tell you the truth, I did one QAnon episode on where Long, and then for the first time ever, people started listening.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And I started getting emails. You talk about a show that nobody listened to at all. If, like, 30 people listened to an episode.

[Top Lobster]

You should have went full blown cue.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, no, because I was like, this is weird.

[Top Lobster]

All right, listen, this was. I'd say this was a neutral from Mom.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Fine, Fine. Yeah, we get it. They. They kissed the wall in Israel. We know we like Jew stuff, so you did that, and that's fine. All right. What's this?

[Top Lobster]

This one's a banger, but we're doing bleps. This one's gonna be a banger for sure.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

This is gonna be your tiebreaker. And then we have to go on to something else because I have a hard out. I don't know what this is, but I like it. Let's take bets. Does he talk?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, he's black, so. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Or does he just point?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Because a lot of white. The white dudes would be like, well.

[Top Lobster]

Black people do that too. They'd be like, this guy.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

All right, all right. Well, I'm going. He's gonna. He's gonna. He's. He's gonna talk because they. They can't not talk. It's like he's watching a movie. He has to talk.

[Top Lobster]

I say he doesn't talk. I say he goes, all right, just shakes his head. Here we go.

[Nancy]

Is there a black person here?

[Top Lobster]

What did you just say?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, you're so right. You're so right. You're so right, dude. You're so right.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go.

[Nancy]

Is there a black person here? Do you have a question?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. Yeah. Is there a black person here?

[Top Lobster]

Why are you asking that?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Janice said there was one in here. Came to check. There's a white person here, too. I don't need one of those.

[Top Lobster]

Chip, please stop what you're doing.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What's the big deal?

[Nancy]

I'm just trying to find the black person here.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, you found her, okay? You got her today. Okay, let me see. Let me set my sparkling down. Oh, here it is. Oh, we're drinking the same Waterloo. Shout out to that black lady. Is there a black purse in here? Yeah. Yeah. Success.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, fine, Mom.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's pretty funny.

[Top Lobster]

Is this a.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You got it, though. That black guy didn't talk at all.

[Top Lobster]

He didn't talk at all.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He didn't. He just reacted.

[Top Lobster]

We nailed it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That was. We nailed it. Oh, I see where you're trying to shift guys too.

[Top Lobster]

We're shifting gears.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

All right, fine.

[Top Lobster]

Everyone go. Subscribe to the Reverend Bucktoot. She's almost at 666 followers.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Hey, that was messages for mom.

[Top Lobster]

Now we're gonna hear from the Reverend Buck 2. Jesus. We haven't visited her in a while. We were worried.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I haven't seen her in some time. Eager to see what she's up to these days. I Eager to see how she took the death of Charlie Kirk. Is there any videos on that?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, good point.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Has she stopped posting? Looks like the last one was three months ago.

[Top Lobster]

No, maybe she's had some. Maybe she's updated her profile picture through a pentagram.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

That's important. Yeah. Oh, no, that's. It looks like she went three months ago. Is that when tower gang stopped?

[Top Lobster]

Wow.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Maybe. Wait a second. When she stopped tower gang? When you stopped our gang. She stopped. Damn. Wow. Was this lady.

[Top Lobster]

The.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

The only reason she was a Satanist was to spite Tower?

[Top Lobster]

No, I mean, she did a couple more and then I guess she realized, like these guys. Incoming.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I mean, this is so. This is tower gang lore, for those of you that don't know. That you guys somehow stumbled upon. Well, you stumbled upon really, this toad doppelganger. This. This female version of toad looks exactly the same, believe it or not. This bald thing where the goatee is actually a woman.

[Top Lobster]

And to be honest, this feels a little risky.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You think? So why is it risky now?

[Top Lobster]

I mean, with their proclivity of what they've been doing lately.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Who this?

[Top Lobster]

Well, I mean, no, she's not gonna shoot anybody. No, but her boyfriend.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What have they been doing? I don't know anything about her boyfriend.

[Top Lobster]

What are the boyfriend's been up to.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Blapping that bald ass? What are you talking about?

[Top Lobster]

The boyfriend's been up to some weird stuff lately, man.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Has he? I don't know that.

[Top Lobster]

Not this boyfriend. I'm saying the boyfriends of. Of these.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I mean, they've been up to something weird the whole time they're having sex with ladies that look like men.

[Top Lobster]

Good point. Let's watch. Let's watch her latest departure. I really hope she's doing more stuff. This is a video of her, but.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It'S only 14 seconds.

[Top Lobster]

Well, we'll. Let's See what a large. Go ahead.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What is it, Internet that is going on there?

[Top Lobster]

She's just riding.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Looks like toad.

[Top Lobster]

It looks. Looks just like toad. Well, you know what, though?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We're hoping for better content. She's also built backwards. Yeah, I mean, she's got.

[Top Lobster]

She's built a cat. She. She adopted a cat. I'm just happy. I'm happy for her. She seems to be doing, you know.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, maybe that was it. She adopted a cat. And cats do have a way of healing people, and she could have put this all to rest after the cat.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. All right. Well, all right, you know, that's. That was a flop.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

How much more time do we have? Oh, my God. You gotta go, like, now.

[Top Lobster]

I got no more time.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Dude, come on. We're gonna end on that butthole of a. Of a thing.

[Top Lobster]

All right, guys, if you got. If you want one more messages for mom, we can do that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Guys, what do you think? We're not. We're not gonna. Oh, my God. Bucktooth Jesus got raptured.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, blabbered.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, blabs. Oh, by the way, guys.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, we have a banger from Mom.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, she loves this.

[Top Lobster]

She likes this.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

She loves this.

[Top Lobster]

This is.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

She loves this. Oh, wait, Nancy, can you play the sound? You didn't play the sound for him?

[Top Lobster]

I played the sound. It's disrespectful if you don't play the sound.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I just did.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't hear it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I talked.

[Top Lobster]

David was screaming.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Come on, scream.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, wow, you screamed real loud. All right, that's for you.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

There's a sound.

[Top Lobster]

Three days of darkness. Eminent Strange dream. This is right up my mom's alley. This is right up my alley for messages from Mom.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

So, yeah, this is perfect. This is actual.

[Dream Narrator]

And today I just wanted to report a dream.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead. He wanted to report it.

[Dream Narrator]

Thought it was very interesting to those who might be looking for something happening in September here. So this is what happened in the dream. Okay, what I saw in the dream was I saw the calendar for next week, which is 21, 22, 23, 24. And I saw that 21 and 22. There was this big, huge darkness over it. And Also on the 23rd, there was also some darkness over it. Then all of a sudden, I saw the number 1:31pm Now, I knew that this was on September 23, 20, 25. And so what I did was with that number, after I woke up from that dream, I just put it in this world. Time conversion. And these are kind of the times.

[Top Lobster]

That I like that we're watching this after the day.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. So it's like this guy. We're just like, what a dumbass.

[Top Lobster]

What a stupid dream you had.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

So bright out.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's see what. Let's see what kind of fake dream you had.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It's.

[Dream Narrator]

It's coming up for other places, like New York, California, Los Angeles, Honolulu, you know, London, Paris, and, you know, Israel and Nigeria. All these other places.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Okay.

[Dream Narrator]

And so the thing is that if you guys want to check it out now, the thing is that I'm not saying that this is, you know, the exact time of the Rapture or anything like that, that people are expecting on the 23rd, 24th, but this is just a dream I had. And maybe these numbers, they mean something to somebody out there. Okay, as a person who's had some prophetic dreams, this could be prophetic. But I'm not saying that it is. You know, I'm just. You know, I. I need to just take a look at it myself. Interesting. Like I said, I saw 21, which is the Sunday and the 20s.

[Top Lobster]

It's just numerology now.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I hate it. All right, you know what? Can we play the other Nephilim News Network clip that we made?

[Top Lobster]

Because we never played one more. We'll do one more. We'll do one.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Okay, but I want to play that one for people. People. Because I. I thought it was good.

[Top Lobster]

Well, we're gonna. We have to post it on. On here somehow.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, I mean the other.

[Top Lobster]

Do we like this, Maha? Trojan horse. I don't like it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

No, it's.

[Top Lobster]

No, it's a bad one.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Maha. I don't want to hear. Maha.

[Top Lobster]

I don't want to hear that.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I don't want to hear it at all.

[Top Lobster]

This one's not available.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

The content's not available. Can you find the Nephilim News Network one with the parasite? Because we haven't played that one on the show.

[Top Lobster]

Okay? And we're not going to watch this.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

And then we'll end it. What does this say?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

This guy's wearing a durag, though. All right, fine, fine, fine.

[Top Lobster]

And then maybe we'll end it on that one. Here we go.

[Guest Speaker 1]

Put my life on the line. You know, I'm not saying this in the comfort of my home. I'm not saying this, you know, in the comfort of my lab or anything. I'm saying this out of survival.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Patriots, street fighter.

[Guest Speaker 1]

Everybody needs the antidote to protect them against a phantom virus. It doesn't even exist. All of the symptoms are caused by radiation Poisoning delivered by a network of 4G, 5G technology. And they can turn that frequency that's.

[Top Lobster]

Not even on 6G.

[Guest Speaker 1]

And the LDA red. The. The lethal dose.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Who's breathing? What's going on? This guy with the durag, he just stepped off screen.

[Top Lobster]

This is what boomers watch, by the way.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Is this guy doing a podcast like Patriot Street Fighter? Is this a show and you just. And you called a dude from prison and this guy is giving you this gripping testimony about how the. All the sickness is called by. Caused by 5G and you've stepped off screen to, like, do a lot of cocaine or something.

[Top Lobster]

The bottom. They've got. They have their plugs for Masterpiece product at Masterpiece. Mphcs.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Dude. What a bold thing. Has to eliminate those spike proteins.

[Top Lobster]

Let's see.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Imagine telling somebody that, like, you know, you better eliminate them. And I got just the way to do it.

[Top Lobster]

Let's see what they're saying.

[Guest Speaker 1]

Gigahertz and up. It takes 100 of the people out. They can do it gradually. They can. They can say it incubates for seven to 14 days. That's not true.

[Top Lobster]

Why is my mom sending me incubates?

[Guest Speaker 1]

Depending on if they just keep laugh, you know, increasing the frequency and what happens? It throws the body.

[Top Lobster]

Where is the other guy? He live?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah. I don't understand. It's like if we were doing a podcast and we had a guest and both of us got up to go to the bathroom.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. This other guy's not just me cutting meat or something in the other room.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He's just breathing off camera. What is happening?

[Top Lobster]

Content. The doctor said I need a blapiotomy.

[Guest Speaker 1]

Causes reverse polarity. The symptoms, you know, of, you know, encephalitis.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

He's like, are you there?

[Guest Speaker 1]

It's one of the major causes of death, is caused by radiation poisoning. Listen to me. This is not a virus. This is direct assault.

[Top Lobster]

YouTube. I understand why you don't let this on your platform.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I get it.

[Top Lobster]

This isn't us. Yeah, we're watching the video.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We never even got to talk about Tylenol creating autism.

[Top Lobster]

We're reasonable people. Well, we have tomorrow. Thursday.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, we're supposed to do chronicles tomorrow.

[Top Lobster]

We do whatever we want.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

We can do whatever we want. I forgot about that.

[Top Lobster]

We do whatever we want.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Can we play? Well, I wanted to play the thingy.

[Top Lobster]

We do whatever we want.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I wanted to show the. The other nephilim. We do.

[Top Lobster]

We. Do you want to show it?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Yeah, I want to show it.

[Top Lobster]

Is it.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Is it? I thought it was good. It was good and we haven't shown it. Yeah, we didn't show it.

[Top Lobster]

You did good. It was fine.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I thought it was good.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Just give me a second. I'll pull this up.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

All right. Pull it up. We did another skit. It's a skit, right? Yeah, I guess technically that's what we do. Now. Does this make us. If we're doing sketch comedy, this is make us camels. Are we comedians? Yeah, we're comedians now.

[Top Lobster]

You know what? Let's. Let's put mine up against yours.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Well, yours was very funny.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but. Well, yours was. You tried. Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What is this mine. Foreign man has been going viral across social media. After recovering a crashed media.

[Top Lobster]

I love looking.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

The meteor seemed to be infested with a mysterious black goo like substance. The man decided to capture the substance and put it in a small safe. And over the course of a few days, the substance grew to an enormous size. What was once the size of a small potato is now roughly the size of a house cat. And it has begun to speak telepathic.

[Top Lobster]

David's actual cat.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

What is it saying, you ask? It has one message. Kill conservative commentator Charlie Kirk. But Raymond, Charlie Kirk is already dead. You're correct. But the parasite didn't know. Know that our sources have provided us with a direct quote from the parasite, and it is as follows. It is hard traveling light years, a little flat far from home and your loved ones on a mission of grand importance, only to find out that someone else has already completed that mission. Sources say that the parasite has now shifted its view you to an even bolder mission. Finding out who killed Charlie Kirk. You want to know why everybody's all talking about Israel? Is because Israel and the Jews are contrary to all men. Oh. It seems as though we've lost the parasite. Bad signal, as it were. As soon as we get him back, we'll return. Let's go back to you, toddler.

[Top Lobster]

We here at Nephilim News Network are extremely disturbed by anti Semitic remarks. We condemn in the strongest terms possible any anti Semitic remarks. We apologize on behalf of our sponsors, shareholders, women, children, pets, parents, stakeholders, family.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Ah, God. It was bad.

[Top Lobster]

It was okay.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

It was all right.

[Top Lobster]

I think Nancy was playing. Nancy, were you playing the. The music to the loot? The music told to wrap it up?

[Nancy]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, what was that about?

[Nancy]

That was a super chat.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, okay. Super chat. What do we. What do we got?

[Nancy]

Richard Wrinkle says, before you go, can David tell us about a dream?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, I can't.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I had. I had a dream recently. I had a dream recently.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you, Nancy. All right, so we'll just tell the dream, all right?

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

I have to remember it.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, wait.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and you were the greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room.

[Top Lobster]

It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

You can persuade.

[Top Lobster]

That what they see with their eyes is what there is.

[David Lee Corbo (Raven)]

To see.

[Top Lobster]

Because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation, portray the bigger picture and they have.