Brohemian Grove Q&A | Neph 2 America

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad – Brohemian Grove Q&A | Neph 2 America

Podcast by TopLobsta Productions • August 6, 2026
Hosts: David Lee Corbo (The Raven), Top Lobster, Matt (Straight Bible), and producer Nancy

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Episode Overview

In this raucous, impromptu episode, the Nephilim Death Squad crew gathers at their Lady Lake, FL, outpost on the eve of their flagship event, Brohemian Grove 4 (“Brogrove”). The episode serves as a live Q&A, fielding questions from their unconventional fan base (“the dangerous retards”), hyping up the upcoming event, and delving into community banter rich with inside jokes, conspiratorial riffing, and biblical musings. The tone is irreverent, fast-paced, and full of self-aware commentary about their faith, podcasting journey, and the chaotic weirdness that has propelled the NDS brand.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

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1. Bohemian Grove 4 Hype & Logistics

• Countdown and Set-up (04:15–08:00):

  • “The countdown of Brogrove 4 has begun. Can’t wait to see you dangerous retards again.” —David, [06:47]
  • Event details: VIP tickets sold out; general tickets available via Patreon or toplobster.com.
  • Venue: Standard Coffee Shop, Lady Lake, FL; behind-the-scenes prep and library set-up.

• VIP and Afterparty Schedules (31:16–36:00, 61:32–64:32):

  • Main event on Saturday (doors open noon), with live music, roundtables, and “real performances.”
  • Friday: VIP-only event; “sold out, but streamed for Patreon.” Afterparties at Brownwood location with patio hangout.
  • Q: “Are you guys doing anything at the Brownwood Hotel?” A: After-hours hangout after the main day, patio open for attendees.

• Community Engagement & Merch (06:06–07:55, 43:25–44:15):

  • Shoutouts to artists and donors for event posters and library setup.
  • Exclusive artwork and posters available for purchase at the event.
  • Interactive Q&A: live chat donations often rewarded with candid banter and on-the-spot shoutouts.

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2. Q&A: Faith, Grief, and Spiritual Practices

• Coping with Loss—Biblical Tools (11:18–14:42):

  • Nancy brings up: “What are key scriptures to help you cope?”
  • Matt: “If I'm grieving a loss… I just try to come to terms with, like, alright, what’s the story of reality again? God doesn't owe me anything.” [12:08]
  • David: “You should feel grievance for the loss… The opposite, suppressing it, will manifest in terrifying ways.” [13:15]
  • Top: “Let the fever run its course... There's a good quote from a Jack Johnson song: ‘new life makes losing life easier to understand.’” [13:51]

• F.A.P.—Fasting and Prayer (02:58, 79:15–80:00):

  • The community organizes group “fapping” (“fasting and prayer,” not what you think), in preparation for Brogrove.
  • “Anybody who's looking to fap, you can get together with all the dangerous retards and start fapping.” —David [02:58]

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3. Signature Banter: Inside Jokes and Audience Engagement

• Nancy Reads the Chat (09:27–14:44):

  • A running gag as producer Nancy reluctantly (and sometimes rebelliously) reads questions and comments from the chat.
  • Playful, at times contentious, banter over her role:
    • David: “She has a rebellious spirit… a pox upon your household. Nancy, please read.” [10:22]
    • Matt: “There’s like five to seven days where she’s just mean.” [10:27]

• Fan Interactions—Fights, Bets, and “Dangerous Retards” (23:00–24:46):

  • Debates on whether Matt and Nancy should fight: “I would kind of love to fight Nancy…” —Matt [23:03]
  • Crowd-sourced jokes and mock bets about who’d win in brawls or arm-wrestling matches.

• Matt’s Role Confusion and the Host Dynamic (81:23–85:47):

  • Matt repeatedly needs confirmation of his event role (“Bible study leader”); Top and David chide him for not listening:
    • Top: “How many times do I have to tell him? …I think that’s why David hates you.” [84:41]
    • David: “When I call you, you don’t do any of those things… But when the camera’s rolling, you start doing this...mat-isms.” [60:51]

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4. Event Programming & Special Guests

• Previous Brogrove Recap & Contrast (25:16–29:51):

  • Last year’s chaos: “There was this real crazy group… Elijah Schaefer and Jake Shields and Owen Benjamin, Sam Tripoli, and it was just madness.” —David [26:10]
  • This year: “It’s going to be a lot more aimed at God than the last time.” —David [26:01]
  • Conspiracy guests who were “high on DMT,” venue-switch drama, increased focus for 2026.

• Panel Preview—Biblical Debates & Fringe Topics (32:32–36:15):

  • Roundtable with creators: JT Follows JC, Demon Erasers, Stephen (Biblical Hitmen), Ben (End of the World News), Dr. Heather Lynn, and likely Owen Benjamin.
  • Planned discussion: “Cannibalism in the occult and in ancient religion,” alleged occult elements in modern politics, the “Charlie Kirk is dead and was eaten” conspiracy.
    • “We’re gonna talk about how likely it is they actually cannibalized Charlie Kirk.” —David [34:15]

• Audience Suggestions: Deliverance & Guest Ed Mabry (47:43–48:55):

  • Fan asks if Laura Baker can do deliverance prayer at Brogrove: “What if they start manifesting demons?” —David [47:51]
  • Ed Mabry (Biblical Studies Series) repeatedly referenced regarding panels, debates, and as a target for “arm wrestling over minor theoretical differences.”

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5. Listener Mailbag – Humor, Candor, and Oddities

• Gift Unboxings (43:25–44:14):

  • Donated Bibles: “The Action Bible” (comic format) and “The Message” (contemporary remix); playful derision and curiosity from hosts.
  • “Brilliant, though, to get you to read the Bible because it’s got pictures and stuff.” —Matt [43:46]

• Cigars, Mushrooms & Food (39:43–42:04, 55:45–56:35):

  • What does Raven smoke? “Tabernacle cigars… all biblical themed.” [39:49]
  • Truffle and mushroom farming in the fanbase.
  • Green room snacks brainstorm: “People need candy, that’s the thing.” —David [55:58]; suggestions include gummy worms, Mentos, Kool-Aid with pineapple.

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6. Theology & Community Identity

• Orthodoxy, Church Debates & Online Feuds (73:42–75:20):

  • David’s online battle with “Ortho Bros” on salvation and exclusivity of the Orthodox Church; notes difference between NDS fans (“chaotic but funny”) and combative Orthodox debate culture.

• Bible Versions, “Wiggers,” and Identity Labels (44:08–84:05):

  • Jokes about Bible translations (“Remix to Ignition”), and playful ribbing over Matt’s cultural affect (“Matt is a wigger. Yes, I think I identified that so early…” —David [83:54])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On processing grief biblically:

  • “I just try to come to terms with, like, all right, what's the story of reality again? ...God doesn't owe me anything.” —Matt, [12:08]
  • “There is a time to grieve, right?” —David, [12:06]

• On the awkward role of producer Nancy:

  • “She has a rebellious spirit. Yeah, a rebellious spirit. A pox upon your household. Nancy, please read.” —David, [10:22]

• On the unpredictable, anarchic fanbase:

  • “It's actually all really wonderful people… when they get wrapped up, they just show up and say insane shit.” —David, [72:21]

• On Brogrove’s evolution:

  • “It’s going to be a little bit smaller than the last time. It’s going to be a lot more aimed at God than the last time.” —David, [26:01]
  • “The last time was aimed at the Jews.” —Top, [26:03] (tongue-in-cheek)

• On inside jokes and event culture:

  • “Happy Bro Grove is a thing that we have. Like everybody sees each other and goes, happy Bro Grove. Happy gr.” —Top, [83:24]
  • “Peace be with you. And a holy kiss!” —Top, [83:27]

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Important Timestamps

• [04:15] - Brohemian Grove event ticket updates, hype, and merch.
• [11:18 – 14:42] - Deep Q: Coping with loss, grief, and God’s sovereignty.
• [25:16] - Recap and contrast: Last year’s “chaotic” Brogrove vs. this year’s more biblical focus.
• [32:32 – 36:15] - Brogrove panel preview (cannibalism, occult, and biblical debates).
• [47:43] - Live fan suggestion: deliverance prayer at the event.
• [55:45] - Green room snack planning, food discourse, community contributions.
• [73:42] - Raven’s online feud with orthodox “debate bros.”
• [81:23] - Matt’s event role confusion, bickering, event task assignments.

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Overall Tone & Insights

• Chaotic but Community-Driven: The podcast intentionally blurs the line between structured content and live, “family-dysfunction” energy, using humor and candor as a ministry tool and community glue.
• Biblically Honest: While irreverent, the hosts don’t shy from tough faith questions, individual doubts, or biblical authenticity—even if the answers are raw or unorthodox.
• Event as Microcosm: Brogrove becomes both a meta-topic (jokes about event planning, fan behavior, and their own confusion) and a literal “spiritual battleground” prepping the fanbase for engagement in “the soul of America.”
• Audience as Show: Much of the content emerges directly from user questions and live commentary, making this episode a communal experience rather than a perfunctory Q&A.

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For First-Time Listeners

If you’re curious about the NDS worldview, “Brohemian Grove Q&A” is an exemplary entry point: you’ll meet the hosts in peak form, encounter their controversial (yet sincere) faith, and be both entertained and perplexed by their fanbase. For believers, skeptics, and spiritual nomads alike, this episode offers a singular blend of Christian comedy, conspiratorial pokes, and genuine wrestling with the supernatural shape of reality.

Catchphrases:

• “Stay curious. Stay dangerous.”
• “Happy Bro Grove!”
• “Peace be with you. …And a holy kiss.”

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This summary covers the main plot lines, memorable exchanges, theological moments, and community quirks of the episode while providing a clear guide to the content for those who missed the live ride.

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Transcript

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[Top Lobster]

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[Matt]

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[Ryan Seacrest]

That spot.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That's Top Lops of the father of disinformation. We are joined good By Matthew Hepner, formerly with three T's, now with five, also professional podcaster and host of Straight Bible. And we are coming at you live from the setup for the Bohemian Grove VIP day, which is very exciting. I'm very excited, Top. And I. Matt's been no help. Top and I have spent the last couple of days revamping the back library here to accommodate all of the dangerous who will soon be descending upon the standard coffee shop in Lady Lake, Florida. Before we get into any of that at all, though, where. Where are you going to support us? That's what you want to know, and I want you to know that. So. Patreon.com forward/really tiny.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why is it so tiny? It's over here. Unbelievable. We'll figure this out. But patreon.com forward/nephilim death squad. Go there, sign up, gain early access to episodes. What else? Access to communities of dangerous retards on Twitter, on Discord, and on Telegram. And. And also access to the weekly NDS Bible study, which, by the way, it's tonight, right? So that's the NDS Daily.

[Top Lobster]

How are they doing that if they're not traveling?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A lot of them are traveling, but luckily Discord is an app on the phone and you can also join us in a fap and I think that would be great. So anybody who's looking to FAP you can get together with all the dangerous retards and start fapping. And no, we're not talking about masturbation. We're talking about fasting and prayer. It's a very cool idea. The community has decided to get involved with leading up to Bohemian Grove. But also just guys.

[Top Lobster]

If. If you are on the Patreon, our tagged post is this one right here. So experience Bohemian Grove 4 live anywhere in the world. It's $20 if you are below the $10 tier.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Matt, shut up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Can you stop that?

[Matt]

I don't even know what you're talking about.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Was disgusting.

[Matt]

I didn't say anything.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, you're just hacking up shit. I saw things.

[Matt]

One of the boomers that walked through

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

$20 if you want to buy it outright. But if you subscribe at a 10 dol, you also have access to it and money. Boy, that's our sneaky way of saying look, we'll let you pay $10 but you gotta stick around and keep paying us more money in the future.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, or you can go to toplobster.com and you can go there last minute tickets available as well. So go ahead and go and grab those. We have our new thing up here, a little banner. That link on the left there is going to bring you to the live stream ticket link and the one on the right will give you tickets to Bohemian Grove. VIP is obviously sold out. VIP is going to be crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think we have a couple of VIP tickets we might be able to upgrade a couple of people because I saw somebody was giving them away. We'll talk to you guys on the Patreon about that. If you're a Patreon member. Obviously get first dibs in the Bohemian Grove tickets if there are any available. And also shout out to Dave Burns for the awesome artwork. The Bohemian Grove 4 poster in the style of Indiana Jones is really fantastic. So man, I mean I'm excited and I don't know what we're going to do here today. We're going to answer some questions, I suppose. Going to slam it. We want to slam the door.

[Top Lobster]

That's good.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Cuz I didn't bring any content. Did you bring any content?

[Top Lobster]

I didn't bring any content. Did you bring any content, Matt?

[Matt]

No, I'm just wondering about that door. Should we put a little sticky thing down the side like a little velcro on it?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, to keep it closed?

[Matt]

Yeah, just. No, no, not closed. But just so when it closes it doesn't get too crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hey, check out this thing. This a video of a pig and they say he said he didn't have anything ready.

[Matt]

I knew it.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, is mess though.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This is so dark. I don't want to watch this.

[Top Lobster]

What's happening today?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They're saying pigs have demons.

[Nancy]

And.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And you know, it's obviously in reference to the. The legion that wants to be put into the pigs. I don't think that was a pig full of demons. I think that was a pig having a seizure and it just looked much more like that. Did it? No, I don't think it was having a baby.

[Matt]

Sure?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I'm not sure. And that's a good question by Riley.

[Matt]

What? Leaving already?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, I'm getting out of here. Getting out of here early. Clocking out early. Riley with the big. Clocking out early.

[Top Lobster]

We really messed up their whole job. Like their whole.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, they had like a nice gig before where they just made coffee

[Top Lobster]

and we're like, sometimes Matt's not here, but now Matt's here, like every day. Yeah, but like. Like at odd points in the day

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

in a different capacity where he feels emboldened to say rude things to them. Yeah, so that worked out. Oh, wait, by the way, guys, we've made a goal on YouTube here. If we get a certain amount of YouTube donations, which really, I don't remember how many it is, I guess I could look 10 more above the price of maybe $10. We will give you absolutely nothing, but we will be very grateful for it. And so, I don't know, do any of these super chats have questions? How much for one of those amazing posters of. What is that? Saint Top Lobster and. And Baby Raven?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, we're actually gonna have those printed out at Bohemian Grove. So if you're here. I don't know how much they're gonna cost, but they're for sale. You can buy them.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, I have no idea. I don't wanna say we'll have to price them out when we get there, but they will be available for purchase. And so, yeah, the countdown of Brogrove 4 has begun. Can't wait to see you dangerous retards again. You know, it's really great reading the name of the fan base. Schizophren. Thank you.

[Matt]

Schizophren, you're talking about. I know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I have to read what they said.

[Top Lobster]

People are walking by as I'm reading it. This is crazy.

[Matt]

They have the glee of like, Christmas morning right now too. When they walk through and see everything, they're all just like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They're like, what's going on? I'm like, the dangerous retards. Anchovy apostle says his library going to be off limits outside of the VIP My wife wanted to handle Map of Pilgrim's Promise.

[Top Lobster]

What's that?

[Matt]

You have a copy of Pilgrims, Pilgrim's Progress? He might have it. Might have missed.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Maybe, Maybe.

[Matt]

So Progress is like the OG book. It's like the number two book in the world ever.

[Top Lobster]

I think he read behind the Bible because we're in the villages. Like that's like a swinging reference.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I could be that.

[Matt]

So, so to anchovy apostles coming then, huh?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Anchovy apostles coming.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, look at this guy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

UN2RC. Oscar says I'll be there next time, but I will be there in the live stream for more microphones and stuff. Thank you very much.

[Matt]

He's actually running an ultra marathon this weekend, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, really?

[Matt]

Yeah, 50 miles.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He looks like a guy that runs an ultramarathon.

[Matt]

Okay, I'm not.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Got a body that looks like it's shiny too. You've been lubin up, bad boy. All right, so anchovy apostle wants to know if the library is gonna be closed otherwise. Not really.

[Matt]

No, no, it's open.

[Nancy]

It's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, it's all the time. And you'll be able to come through here. But as far as like access to the books, I don't know if you've noticed, we've done a really cool thing where we've draped everything, all of them, and put these super cool posters up. So.

[Matt]

Yeah, you'll have to if you want to get to the books. Pilgrim's Progress is actually right here. And so if you come up to this little banner right here.

[Top Lobster]

Which one? Which one?

[Matt]

Where the raven is holding a wiener. You'll just have to move that, that's all. And then. Yeah, right in for the books.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

There you go. So you'll have access to it as long as you're a dangerous retard. We might reach behind the curtain and grab something for you. Oh, it's Seth Lehem. Thank you very much for the $10 donate. Take my money. Desperate pours. Greatly appreciated. And Seth is also going to be here. Right, Seth?

[Top Lobster]

You said he's coming, right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Seth?

[Top Lobster]

He said he's going to come.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He's going to come. No, he. I think he's going to come. I think he's definitely going to come.

[Matt]

Does he man know? Oh, Z Man does know about the energy bites. That's right.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And Z Man's not coming either. I offered Z Man to come and he said I'm not going to come.

[Top Lobster]

Wow. These guys just give us money.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Wow.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Thank you for the money.

[Top Lobster]

I thought. Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, Nancy, read these. What am I doing your job for you? She could care less.

[Nancy]

I didn't agree to that.

[Matt]

All right, she's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hold on, wait. We got to make a noise for her. Pick a noise, please. No, Nancy, stop it. Now you can either go gong or jap.

[Top Lobster]

It doesn't matter if you agree to it. Nancy. It's what people said. Here. See? Look at the bottom. Nancy will read all the chats.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So says Nephi.

[Nancy]

Well, you've misled the people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nope, you heard the noise. And you know what happens when the noise happens. Nance, you read the chat, so let's start reading.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why don't you bring one up for her and then we'll. We'll have Nancy read the chat. You gotta. First you gotta bring it up. You gotta bring up the.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, she can bring it up. She's got a whole thing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You bring it up.

[Matt]

Nancy, she's got a bad attitude today.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Go ahead and bring it up. Nance, gonna. Go ahead. Click on it and bring it up.

[Nancy]

I'll do one.

[Top Lobster]

Whoa.

[Matt]

What?

[Top Lobster]

Why one so bossy. It's not bossy. It's about like. She just doesn't respect.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She has a rebellious spirit. Yeah, a rebellious spirit. A pox upon your household. Nancy, please read.

[Matt]

I have noticed though, it is like a once every four weeks. She's like about five to seven days where she's just mean.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dude, five to seven you.

[Matt]

I don't want to make any assumptions, but you're out.

[Nancy]

Then I spat.

[Matt]

See what I'm saying? She would never say that the other

[Nancy]

three weeks when grieving a loss.

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[Nancy]

What are key scriptures to help you cope?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, Matt. Yeah, Matt, why don't you take this one? I like anything that says that God gives you a spirit of peace and a sound mind. That's a huge one. And that all things work together for the betterment of the Lord or for the will of the Lord. Right now. Don't laugh. Go ahead. No, he's laughing right now. Go ahead. What would you say?

[Matt]

I love when you do that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't hide your mouth.

[Matt]

I don't know if I'm. If I'm grieving a loss, man. I'm not really. Geez, I don't know how to say this.

[Top Lobster]

You're not reading the Bible. What are you doing? Just backsliding.

[Matt]

No, I don't want this to come off like you're doing drugs, like, whatever, drugs about it, but I just. Sometimes you say it, but you're like. Like, what's the passage? The first one you just said, God hasn't given us the spirit of fear, but. Yeah, that sounds great, but I don't have peace in sound mind right now.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Sure.

[Matt]

You know what I mean?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

There's a time to grieve, right?

[Matt]

Yeah. So, I don't know. I guess for me personally, it's not necessarily, like, a passages, but I just try to come to terms with, like, all right, what's the story of reality again? Like, I live on this planet that was never promised to me, doesn't belong to me. God doesn't owe me anything. Whatever. The thing is that I lost, I. It was never mine to begin with, you know? Like, I just go to that place. Like, I just go to this place where I'm like, I was a naked bloody baby. Somehow I survived.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You're still a baby.

[Matt]

Got enough food and water. You really are. Got enough food and water, and here I am. But now I've lost the thing. Like, I never had anything to begin with. God doesn't owe me anything. I personally, that's. That's what I do in that situation, man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think that's fair. Yeah. I mean, it's. It's part of existing here. And we're not in heaven. We're not in a paradise.

[Matt]

And some people take that as, like, cold, you know, like, you don't know what. You know what I lost? Like, no, no, I don't. I don't know what you lost. I'm just saying, like, when I come to a loss, I just say, yeah, man, I wasn't owed any of this. Like, I know our thought is that, like, oh, yeah, there's this thing of normal life and things you're supposed to have. It's like, yeah, but we've kind of like, made that, you know, like, we're not owed anything.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't think we're supposed to push it down and not feel it. Like, I understand the desire to find something to comfort you, and that's Totally natural. But there is a bad side to that, right? It's like when you can actually manage to suppress something, you should feel like you should feel grievance for the loss of a loved one or for, you know, any of these things that happen throughout the stages of our lives. And the opposite of that, the ability. And some people have it, to really bottle it up and not feel a thing. It'll manifest later on in some terrifying way. You have to go through this.

[Top Lobster]

So, yeah, that's the idea of, like, suppressing a fever, right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Yeah. Let the fever run its course, right?

[Top Lobster]

It's supposed to burn something out, you know, so let that go. I don't know. There's a good quote from a Jack Johnson song. Not quite a Bible book, a Bible story, but it says, new life makes losing life easier to understand. That's a great song. It's. I think it's called if I Can. And that. That pops up in my head all the time because, like, I don't know, like, relatives pass away and then your life comes in. You'll be at the funeral and you see somebody holding the baby, and you're like, well, like, things are balanced here. Like, yeah, there's an ebb and a flow to how this goes. And it's unfortunate, but, yeah, you got to feel it. And. But then there's also that. That's there. This. This new life that's brought in. So you look at it and it's like, wow, what a miracle. So, what a crazy place we live in.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

To Ian's question, have a baby about it.

[Top Lobster]

Stop being a baby.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, thank you, Nancy. Next one, please.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Come on.

[Matt]

Oh, jeez.

[Top Lobster]

Word of the day is subordination.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Insubordination.

[Matt]

I mean, she's always a little.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Holy smokes. Nance.

[Top Lobster]

Nance, are you going to do this? You're not showing up to Bohemian Grove. You're not reading the chats.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Guys, can you tell me she's not coming to.

[Matt]

Said she was coming and then dissed at the last minute.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's not how you use that word.

[Matt]

Dissed. No, she dished, you guys.

[Nancy]

Ditched.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Ditched.

[Matt]

No, no, she straight up dissed, you guys.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, it's ditched. If you're. If you're gonna bail out on something.

[Matt]

Everybody's familiar with the word ditch and dis, but she.

[Top Lobster]

So she's not gonna read it because she's put her microphone on mute, as I'm seeing now.

[Matt]

Wow.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right. Rebellious, Rebellious. Spirit. Spirit of Lilith. Nancy, let's go to the.

[Top Lobster]

Let Me remove that. That Nancy will read all the chats. Because apparently she won't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She's a real.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy will read one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She's being nasty.

[Top Lobster]

One of the chats.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Read one of the chats. That's fine. Okay. Not nice guy.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Hey.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Not nice guy.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, nng. What up, bro?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He says, I have a question. Would it be too much to ask to put the shirt all the way on or just take it off? David. Something about hot or cold or lukewarm. That's actually an astute observation.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I am in the middle of shirt. I am not really on either side of shirt.

[Matt]

It's what most people say when they come in the coffee shop. They're like, so is he.

[Top Lobster]

Which one?

[Matt]

Like, is it. No buttons. Is he just exposing his whole front? Because if he is, it's a little weird.

[Top Lobster]

Just undid another button like that.

[Matt]

Really? Wearing a shirt, like, what's happening?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Not really.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I mean, you know, thanks a lot. Not nice guy. But we've been asking him that for a long time, and it's just getting worse and worse.

[Matt]

Too much. That's literally Nipples, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's not true. You know what I want? I want those tank tops that you work out in where your nipples are out for whatever reason.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, the old school.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Like Gold's Gym.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's weird, though. Like, why are the nipples out?

[Top Lobster]

Why not?

[Matt]

Should they, you know, expose yourself to the ladies? It's like if a deer has a giant rack, you know, and it goes

[Top Lobster]

walking around, hey, look at these nips.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, but I mean, you're in Gold's Gym. Not a lot of ladies in there.

[Top Lobster]

Do you think men should have nipples at all?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's a great question.

[Top Lobster]

They're not necessary. And I think the body would look a lot better without nipples.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

My wife asked me the other day. She goes, why does your nipple touch your arm?

[Top Lobster]

Does it?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I was just chilling. Like, I kind of.

[Top Lobster]

Oh. Like, it points over.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like it. It was like it was kissing my arm.

[Matt]

Yeah? Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What'd you say to her?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I fucking hit her. I hit her right in the fucking eyes.

[Top Lobster]

Threw her on the floor.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Both fucking eyes.

[Matt]

Why does your nipple touch your arm?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know. I don't know why it does that. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

How come your penis doesn't touch your balls?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

How come what? She said to me, how come when you pee, you pee on your balls? I said, you fucking bitch.

[Top Lobster]

Backflip.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, next question. Nancy's not gonna read shit. Cause she's just feeling A little bit nasty menstrual right now. Schizo friend. $5 says I'm bringing you a bunch of ALP pouches.

[Matt]

Mad.

[Top Lobster]

We could have been sponsored by ALP.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

By the way, the appropriate amount of tea, Schizo friend. Let that be a lesson to the chat. Round of applause for Skips.

[Top Lobster]

Very good. Yeah, we could have been sponsored by out patch. Did you know that? Out Pot pouch.

[Matt]

Yeah, I saw. I saw some of the texts where it was like, hey, if you guys host this event. But then it was like, no, we're not gonna host it. Then it was like, we're not gonna have it.

[Nancy]

No.

[Top Lobster]

They were like, yo, you guys are hosting the Owen Benjamin versus Jay Dyer thing. I was like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Because we were lying about this.

[Top Lobster]

We were like, yeah, we'll do it. And they're like, dude, we want. We're going to send you a year supply of out pouch.

[Matt]

No way.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You know what's funny? Laney's in the chat, said Nancy bleeds from the eyes during that time of the month.

[Top Lobster]

Does Nancy bleed at all or do others bleed?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Does she feel? Does Nancy feel?

[Nancy]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, there she is.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Very quick.

[Top Lobster]

All right, Nancy, you're gonna read the next one.

[Matt]

Appreciate it, Schizo.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Here you go, Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

I'll play your music.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Underhand pitch to you.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hey, guys, it's Ryan.

[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Nancy]

Looking forward to watching Rove. Wish I could go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, that's nice. Farmstead for the $10 little girls.

[Top Lobster]

Crushing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Stop talking, Nance. Very good.

[Matt]

Wonder why Stacks couldn't make it, man. He's just busy with the Pennsylvania stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, he's doing in a different state. Yeah, real negotiate.

[Top Lobster]

Well, this is. This is a hard thing to do. We've asked people to come out here very far away in the middle of summer.

[Matt]

We've asked him to come, but it's been an incredibly. I know this is like an UN thing or whatever you call it.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what that means, but

[Matt]

it's been like incredibly nice weather for August. There's a baby pig just popped out the back.

[Top Lobster]

She's giving birth.

[Matt]

Holy.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what that is, man. I don't know what that is. David. Content. That's what. Crazy, bro.

[Matt]

That's the stuff that when you guys say, I can't pay attention when I'm sitting next to him, that's what he's watching. That kind of stuff, dude. And I'm like, yeah, I don't watch

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

that kind of stuff.

[Matt]

So when I do see it, I'm like, oh, man, what is that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't think that pig's dead. I think it's just fine. Okay, let's go on to the next one.

[Top Lobster]

Here, pull up the next one, Nancy.

[Matt]

Man.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it hurts even more to read it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Go ahead, read that, Nance.

[Top Lobster]

Yes, now read the question for the audio listeners. Just stop cursing at Nancy.

[Nancy]

Nancy, is it true that you're not coming this year? Yes, it is true. I am sorry, schizo friend.

[Top Lobster]

Can you explain yourself?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why a Dave Matthaus. Matthaus Band, whatever it is, performance is happening.

[Matt]

Is that why she's missing a Dave Matthews?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A huge.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, she's going to see the Dave Matthews Band?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Who's Matthow? Rachel Maddow? Fuck, I don't know. She's going to see David Matthew.

[Top Lobster]

No. Nancy, what's going on? How come you lied to us?

[Matt]

She's in a Dave Matthews.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What does Dave Matthews sing?

[Matt]

It's like a cult following.

[Top Lobster]

Crash into me to fucking. All of his songs sound the same

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

because I've heard his name, but I don't know what he sings.

[Top Lobster]

They suck.

[Matt]

There was one cool song when Bella was born called American Baby that I thought was cool. But then. But everybody who was a Dave Matthews Band fan hated that song. And everybody who wasn't a Dave Matthews Band fan did like that song.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Thank you, Trevor. Walter Matthau.

[Top Lobster]

Walter. Well, Dave Matthew is a band that's specifically for deep cuts. Like their entire album. None of them make the radio. And the fans are like, this is so good. And then they do white people shit. Like, probably. It's probably what Nancy does.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She go, oh, yeah, but Nancy does it to no music. She just does it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Over a small fire in her own living room as she bleeds from her eyes. From her eyes. Okay, creepy.

[Top Lobster]

And her ears.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Very creepy. Let's do it again,

[Top Lobster]

Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, I like this.

[Top Lobster]

It's so hard sometimes to wait for her. It's so hard for her to. She. She doesn't understand.

[Matt]

Shot right there. I love that picture.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, I'll read it. I'll read it then.

[Nancy]

Matt, you read it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, read the chat, man.

[Matt]

I'm not. Nancy is not my boss.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She's your boss, right now read it. Come as a servant.

[Matt]

Okay, My. Wait A minute.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Matt]

This one I don't understand is Cherry Bear.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Cherry. It's Cherry.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Okay.

[Matt]

Cherry Bear. No, Cherry the retard farmer.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Amen.

[Matt]

So did she? I see.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I never know.

[Matt]

Is she just having fun or is this, like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's a guy or is this. That's a man.

[Matt]

Is this an Amy type of chick?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, this is a man named Cherry.

[Matt]

You sure?

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Matt]

A male named Cherry.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Matt]

Money in the pot on Nancy to fight Matt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay. So on Nancy, I don't blame him. He's already putting money on.

[Top Lobster]

So they're betting it's not. Not just. Why the.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Is your laptop's logo in the corner? Oh, it's liter. Back of your laptop. My mistake.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I was like, what is going on? How did that happen to do that?

[Top Lobster]

Asus.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right. Thank you. Cherry.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I guess. Is that happening? Do you guys have beef? I thought.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mean, I.

[Matt]

Not to, like, be a jerk about it, but I would kind of love to fight Nancy. Like, in the same way, like, I'd love to fight. Like. I just feel like that would be fun.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, it'd be great to grab Mason by the ankles and slam her against the ground. No, no, not that.

[Matt]

But just a couple of hard punches. You know what I mean?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Two or three to the chest. So she goes.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy's one of those that, like. She looks like a lot of elbows might be a problem.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, she'd say no knives, and then she totally bring knives.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's a fair point.

[Top Lobster]

She'd bring throwing stars.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, here, let's do another one. Make a noise. Hold on. Wait. You don't want to do the gong?

[Nancy]

Okay.

[Matt]

Dude, what is happening?

[Top Lobster]

It's just crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's insane.

[Top Lobster]

She doesn't know how this show goes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The delay is incredible.

[Matt]

You read it, Matt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Stacks Farm said for $10 is looking forward for Matt or to Matt with five T's. Good. Good job, Stacks. Coming out my way to Hunt. I'm going to give him the wrong address. Let's go.

[Matt]

Not really sure what to make of that. It started off nice, and then it just turned into.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just have him show up someplace in Pennsylvania asking people where they're from. Fantastic work.

[Matt]

You know the way PA is, though, in the rural areas, you would just go to that place and people are kind enough. They probably like. Yeah, go ahead.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All the people who live in New Jersey and got priced out moved to

[Top Lobster]

PA I'm looking for a guy named Stacks Farmstead.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The fuck, bro?

[Top Lobster]

Get out of here with your ears.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Once again, cherry bear the retard farmer for a five dollar donation says, Jesus wept. And Matt with looks to be six T's harumphed. You are a bit of a harumpher, aren't you?

[Matt]

I don't know what that means.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You see a thing that you're not too certain of and you do a little harrum thing about it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Simulacra times for $2 says congrats on becoming Orthodox Top. I don't remember when that happened.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, nice.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, is that why? I guess that's why we're sanctified over there.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, right, right. Oh, wait, you guys are getting a

[Matt]

lot of money right now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, this is a little bit more intense than I thought it was nice.

[Top Lobster]

What do you call these onesies and twosies or some shit?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You know what, I haven't seen those.

[Matt]

Last time you were getting like 20 Jews or like 30 Jews or whatever.

[Top Lobster]

Well, it's really about jewels.

[Matt]

Jewels.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Let's go. Not nice guy who I know doesn't have money like that is giving us more money says, I'm pretty sure that pig just came. Also question. Do you think this BG4 is going to be worse or just as good as this is? So this is a good question.

[Top Lobster]

Good question.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Maybe we should actually talk about the event, right?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, hey.

[Matt]

Or just as good. I don't like the way that's even being flat frame.

[Top Lobster]

He's being a hater because he's not coming.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, he is coming.

[Top Lobster]

He's coming.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, he's coming. Dude, you're gonna come. Oh, yeah, he's gonna come.

[Top Lobster]

You're gonna come.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So his name's Kenji, right? Which is like super Japanese.

[Top Lobster]

You're not supposed to dox him.

[Matt]

Kenji is Japanese. I knew a kid named Kenji when I was a kid.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's a great name. So this bro grove, it's going to be a little bit smaller than the last time. It's going to be a little bit more or a lot more aimed at God than the last time.

[Top Lobster]

And the last time was aimed at the Jews.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The last time was aimed at the Jews.

[Top Lobster]

Technically, his people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, Leesburg more specifically.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No relation to the Levites, so I don't know necessarily that we could say his people. And I mean, we had this real crazy group of people that came out. Elijah Schaefer and Jake Shields and Owen Benjamin, Sam Tripoli, and it was just madness.

[Top Lobster]

Conspiracy cult of conspiracy. Guys.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dude, the amount of high on that came out, they literally were high on DMT either the day before or still partially while they were. Yeah, Matt Rife was there. He was possibly high on dmt. Who knows?

[Top Lobster]

I think he was high on cocaine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And so the vibe of the thing was chaotic.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And I think there was. That was going to be the only way that was going to play out because we were coming off of the heels of losing our venue and only having, what was it, two weeks.

[Top Lobster]

Losing our venue, losing our friends, losing our minds.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, two weeks, right? Yeah, it was two weeks.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So we were in such dire strains. Is that even an expression?

[Top Lobster]

Dire Straits.

[Matt]

But I don't know if that even applies to what you're going to say.

[Top Lobster]

I think it might.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We were in chaos. It was a very chaotic time.

[Top Lobster]

We were in desperate. We were.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Our minds were just like.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. We were like in fight. We were in fight or flight mode.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. And we were doing a lot of fight.

[Matt]

You stay there though. Like you live there.

[Top Lobster]

No, I don't. I'm very calm.

[Matt]

When is the time? You're not in fight and flight right now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's true. Actually today we're crushing it, right? We're like in a nice little.

[Top Lobster]

Look at this fucking room.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It looks incredible.

[Nancy]

So.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So I think last year was a reflection of what was going on inside of our minds. It was just as chaotic at that event. The turnout and. And the magic that happened was incredible.

[Top Lobster]

But this is also had Alex, the red coated Jew, he won't be there this year.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So guys, we should invite him, but. No, we should. If you've been at the last.

[Top Lobster]

Why shouldn't we invite him?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Because he's gonna try to sing his way out of the night again.

[Top Lobster]

He won't know you can't perform. But I mean he's. What is he a friend of the show? Goodbye.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh my God.

[Top Lobster]

Goodbye.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Every time he goes, here's some fake weed, goodbye. And he fucking sings.

[Top Lobster]

You would love this guy.

[Matt]

Invite him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He literally looks just like me.

[Matt]

Let's have a good time, dude. Invite this guy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So. So, I mean, you know, it's not going to be anything like last year.

[Matt]

This year is drastically different from last year.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It is gonna be drastic.

[Matt]

Told me. I just can't believe that many people came last year to Top Lobsters event.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You know what, man, that's funny. I'll never forget standing in front of Jake Shields and him not realizing like who the I was. He was like that it was my event at all. Like anything like that.

[Top Lobster]

You told me that there were people at my event going like, they're like this Owen Benjamin show is great.

[Matt]

And I'm like,

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

the Sam Tripley show is incredible. And that's what we were trying to do. We were trying to do something different because Sam Tripley, last time he said, you guys should be headlining your own event.

[Top Lobster]

And he sabotaged us.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. He definitely put a curse on us. And so we thought about that long. And we thought about it hard.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And. And we decided, yeah, let's do that.

[Top Lobster]

To be honest, though, we will have a fairly similar turnout.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Fairly similar. But also we. We're going to have Owen Benjamin. That was not an accident, but it was like the way things shaped up. And Owen very organically ended up being a part of this.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And I feel like an asshole, too,

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

because I got on Sam Tripoli show

[Top Lobster]

and we're like, we're trying to. Why are you saying that?

[Matt]

Because I can't wait to hear why you feel like that. Let's hear it.

[Nancy]

Well.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, because I lied. It's like I felt like I lied to Sam, but I didn't lie to Sam.

[Matt]

What do you mean?

[Top Lobster]

I told him. I was like, hey, we took your advice. We're gonna do it on our own. And Sam was like, right on. And I was like, so you're not invited. He was like, all right,

[Matt]

that's not exactly how. That was a rotten move.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, it wasn't like that. That he's. He's doing a little bit of comedy.

[Top Lobster]

Well, it was like that.

[Matt]

It was like that. Dude, you can tell when Top does something.

[Top Lobster]

Burp into the mic. That's very unprofessional.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, people are gonna use this. Revenge of the sis is gonna be using this mic very soon.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, they'll be here. Well, Thursday. I don't know if they even want that advertised, but they'll be here doing a show with Owen Benji. That'll be fun. Oh, this weekend's gonna be. This week is gonna be retardedly crazy.

[Matt]

Are shows happening tomorrow morning?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Shows are happening tomorrow.

[Top Lobster]

Ed gets in tonight. Are you coming to hang out with Ed Mabry tonight with us?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That tonight?

[Matt]

No, that's.

[Top Lobster]

Tonight's Wednesday.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Why not?

[Matt]

Doesn't even land till 8 o'.

[Top Lobster]

Clock.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What do you never want to do anything? You're a real baby.

[Matt]

I just don't stay up late. If you guys want to hang out at 4:45, like in the morning.

[Top Lobster]

He's not here yet.

[Matt]

No, in the morning, I'm saying.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, so. So yeah, it's gonna be different, but be different.

[Matt]

Different but better.

[Top Lobster]

Well, Dave, why don't you explain the breakdown of what is happening with the show?

[Matt]

Does he know?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I would like to. I would like to.

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, should I tell people what we're gonna be discussing when it comes to. Yeah, so. So. Okay.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So you know, the doors open at 12 o'. Clock. Everybody's gonna come in. We're gonna have a live band playing for about an hour and the real performances are gonna start. I want to say real performance is

[Matt]

that Friday or Saturday?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This is Saturday.

[Top Lobster]

This is Saturday.

[Matt]

So there's nothing on Friday.

[Top Lobster]

On Fridays, the VIP event that's already sold out. If you guys want to see the VIP event that will be live streamed, you can go to toplobster.com.

[Matt]

if you want to hang out at the door, you cannot come inside. But if you give me, if you give me 20 bucks, you can stay. Yeah, you can stay at the door and like meet people and shake hands as they're coming in and out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You're doing your own meet and greet

[Matt]

at the door for 20 to bless people like that. They give me 20 bucks. They can sit outside and you can see in the windows. They're not 10.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You're gonna get the fire marshal.

[Matt]

You can see what's going on inside and everything for 20.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hear that, Topsy? We're worried about fire.

[Top Lobster]

Whatever you want.

[Matt]

Yeah, normal. If you tickets were 400 bucks, dude, we could run.

[Top Lobster]

We could run like a really long wire and just put that speaker outside.

[Matt]

So find me a 20 you can hang outside.

[Top Lobster]

By the way, live ticket, live stream links are right there. So go ahead and you can go ahead and buy those.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm gonna have to get in touch with Dave because we have a demo, a live demo of the Nephilim Death Squad game that's gonna be played available for playing at Brogrow. I have a stand, so I don't

[Matt]

even have that on the radar.

[Top Lobster]

I thought about it, but I forgot. I forgot.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So much stuff going on. So we'll have the live music play for about an hour around 1:30. The the performances Are gonna start. We have so many content creators there. JT follows JC Demon Erasers, Stephen of the Biblical Hitmen, Ben. Ben at the end of the World News.

[Top Lobster]

Who is not on flyer. I'm sorry, over there's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So there's too many people to put on a flyer. So we're gonna do these round tables. We're gonna have a bunch of your favorite content creators come up. Yeah, he's coming. It's gonna be a lot of fun.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, a lot of people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So we're gonna do like an hour, hour and a half roundtable. Then we're going to roll into a show, which I'm actually very pumped about this. And I talked to Dr. Heather Lynn.

[Top Lobster]

Costume contest, right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, we're not doing the costume contest because none of you pieces of shit signed up for the Albarino costume contest. Feel free to dress up.

[Top Lobster]

Like, why is this lady backstage if she doesn't want to partake in the show?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, that's right. She's not even going to be at Bohemian Grove. She's not reading any of the chats. Well, she can't right now because we're monologuing, trying to answer one of these questions. So Dr. Heather Lynn is gonna be on stage with us and Owen Benjamin, and we're going to steel man the idea.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I'm not doing shit.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We're doing it.

[Top Lobster]

I am going to stoke the flames.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What does that mean?

[Top Lobster]

I want to stoke the flames of dissent and see what's. What's going on. So Heather Lynn just came out, came off of tinfoil hat, and she's talking about the idea of cannibalism in the occult and in ancient religion in ancient times. And it was a pretty fun episode. Owen Benjamin is talking about that they may have eaten Charlie Kirk.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

His security guard team.

[Matt]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Which actually has some legs.

[Top Lobster]

You don't think he's saying that. He's saying that, bro.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So we're gonna get on stage and we're gonna talk about.

[Top Lobster]

It's got some teeth.

[Matt]

No, no. You know what I did see, though? Whereas the guy security guard said his blood, like, landed in his mouth. And he's like, I haven't told you.

[Top Lobster]

They ate.

[Matt]

His blood was in his mouth. They ate Charlie Kirk.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I was like, well, we're gonna talk about it. We're gonna see how likely it is that they actually cannibalized Charlie Kirk as his body.

[Matt]

Because Heather Lynn is saying that that's like a thing. And in the occult is.

[Top Lobster]

Well, yeah, yeah. So you consume the.

[Matt]

Why would it be Charlie Kirk, though,

[Top Lobster]

this is why the Jews were so upset about when Jesus said, you have to eat my flesh and drink my blood.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They're like, no, no, we do that.

[Matt]

We get. We get the energy and the loosh from our enemies. Wait, so is that the idea? There was an energy from Charlie Kirk that was like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yes, we're gonna find out. I don't know.

[Matt]

Yeah, I don't know, man.

[Top Lobster]

There was an energy, and we saw that energy get transferred after he. After he gets. Oh, the 501C3 system is part of.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Breathed into his witch.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. Many. Yeah, it got. It got scattered. His energy that he was.

[Matt]

So was that chick ever in the news before he died or.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, she was, like, in a beauty pageant competition.

[Top Lobster]

Can we take down these pictures? No, but I'm saying, like, I hate those pictures.

[Matt]

She was.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, we'll take those down. Those are bad.

[Matt]

Like, now she's in the news, maybe, but we can. Before that, she was never, like, on shows.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She was on an episode of, like, Love island or some like that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt]

While they were together getting porked. Oh, geez.

[Top Lobster]

She was in a porked. She was in, like, a music video doing, like, regular, like, horror girl stuff or a country music video.

[Matt]

Before they were together.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, maybe.

[Matt]

But I'm saying, like, if he went on a show and, like, talked on cnn, did she go with him sometimes? And, like, she was on the mic. She just only came on the scene after.

[Top Lobster]

I think people knew who she was, but she was, like, playing the good Wife, the good witch.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Now she's come straight out as the dark witch.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I don't know. She's not coming out as a witch at all, but she's coming out with some fireworks, which won't be at this bohemian.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I know. I tried to get fireworks, pyrotechnics, and a fog machine. Literally, all of that is in the thing. Like, no, you can't.

[Top Lobster]

She asked and he asked, and the lady goes, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Anyway, I wanted to pop up through the stage with Charlie Kirk's blood on my mouth. So figure that out.

[Top Lobster]

So this one will be better.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It'll be different. Okay, anchovy apostle, let's pop that. Wait, wait, let's see Nancy make. Give her the sound.

[Top Lobster]

She's not gonna do it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The sound makes her feel good. If you do the sound, do the gong. She's not been responding to the Jap.

[Top Lobster]

All right, where's the gong?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's up a little bit. See, up there at the top.

[Top Lobster]

There it is. Gong. Will she respond?

[Nancy]

Let's See, anchovy apostle says, am I allowed to challenge Ed Mabry to arm wrestle over minor theoretical differences?

[Matt]

Theoretical Theological difference in the L's and the R's.

[Nancy]

Lefty or righty. Works for me. I will wash his feet after.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, well, I mean, if you're willing to touch Ed Mabry's feet, that's on you.

[Top Lobster]

I wouldn't touch Ed. Neighbor's feet.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, I mean, if you're in. In the casual conversation with Ed Mabry and you. Whatever.

[Nancy]

He'll let you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You're allowed to do whatever you want.

[Matt]

Say, hey, we've got some theorological differences.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Also, if you're going to arm wrestle him, that would be pretty cool.

[Top Lobster]

Some theorological.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't think Ed. Maybe lips. Oh, the gong has gone off again. All right, let's go on to the next one.

[Top Lobster]

Not nice guy again. Spending all his money.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Not nice guy that. What is it? You must be in deep with the Mormon mafia, because where are you getting this money from?

[Top Lobster]

Certainly not from the cashews you're farming or whatever the fuck that is. Mushrooms.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He farms mushrooms.

[Matt]

Send us some stuff.

[Top Lobster]

He's not gonna send us shit. He doesn't care about lion's mane. What is he.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

There were specific types of mushroom. It's like the fancy ones.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm gonita mascara.

[Nancy]

Mm. Mm.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

Not psychedelic. The ones you put in chocolate.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, Not. Oh, truffles. Truffles, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Those are mushrooms.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Honestly, this motherfucker not nice guy got money if he's in the truffle business.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so he's in the truffle game. He probably wears a lot of. What's that called? Where they have, like, the intricate designs in the country.

[Matt]

Raven wears.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know what that means.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no, that's from T.J. maxx.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It is off.

[Top Lobster]

How much for Ed to speak in black sent the entire one weekend?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He gonna eat about tree fitty? I don't know.

[Ryan Seacrest]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe just sign up for.

[Matt]

Does he ever.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Course he's been. He's been alluding to the idea that he would speak in black scent, but he's never made good on that.

[Nancy]

We.

[Top Lobster]

We made it like a joke about setting him up with James of Dark Waters, and we're like, oh, both our. Our black friends. And I was like, he's getting a little racist.

[Matt]

But.

[Top Lobster]

But I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

I don't want to do that. I don't want to do that to my friends. Like, be like, oh, you're. Let's. Let's.

[Matt]

Like, Ed had to have talked like that, like, growing up, because he's from Englewood.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, Englewood.

[Matt]

I don't know, Long Beach. Englewood. Like, he was there, like, when it was happening.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's very black.

[Nancy]

He sounds different around black people.

[Top Lobster]

She is. Oh, good question.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I sound different around black people.

[Top Lobster]

I don't. I don't. I spoke to Jamal here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like, that's not his name.

[Matt]

Wow, that's not even close.

[Top Lobster]

Holy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

What was his name? You don't remember?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's, like, Jaquan or some Jacoby black dude's name, bro. You.

[Matt]

Yeah, me and Jamal and Jerome were

[Top Lobster]

over here talking the other day, and Janae.

[Nancy]

Nay.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like this. That's crazy. I don't like this at all.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nice guy.

[Top Lobster]

All right, Nancy, we need read the next question. You could pull it up to Nancy, because I'm getting tired of pressing all these buttons.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't think she likes that sound.

[Top Lobster]

Well, we'll see.

[Nancy]

Raven, what do you smoke?

[Top Lobster]

Cigars with nails in them.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I like stuff from Tabernacle. Tabernacle is. I mean, because it's all biblical themed. It's actually my favorite cigar. And they have, like, different cigars named, like, David and Goliath and stuff like that.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, cool.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

If you find. If you bring me a David, which is this, like, a short torpedo one, that would be dope. I.

[Top Lobster]

Would you invite Christian?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Anything that's. That's short. Typically, darker ones are cool, too, but I don't know how much time I'm actually gonna have to smoke a cigar at any point. And I don't even know.

[Matt]

Why do I feel like he's gonna be drinking and smoking stogies, like, the whole week? I have a feeling like he's just gonna.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I've never drank any.

[Top Lobster]

Dress like it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, I dress like it. I don't.

[Matt]

Just Even at parties, like, when he came over the house and stuff, like, boom, he's knocking them down. I'm like, okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I've never. I've had maybe one drink at a

[Top Lobster]

Bohemian Grove hot dog.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, he's confusing cigars.

[Matt]

No, he knocked down a bottle of wine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A whole bottle?

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And then he was asking, like, what else we had. I was like, bro, I got a bottle of moonshine that's been up there.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, that was, like, one time. Yeah.

[Matt]

I forget Knocking him down every time

[Top Lobster]

we've ever, like, no, you remember last Bohemian Grove. This is the difference. The last Bohemian Grove Cole was here Which I've. Man, I really miss Cole.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He ate a lot of chocolate. Me and Cole ate a lot of chocolate.

[Top Lobster]

He drank my whole moonshine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like, oh, Cole.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Oh God.

[Matt]

My, my.

[Top Lobster]

Brad. Brad keeps bringing me all the moonshine and Cole keeps drinking it straight to the eyeballs.

[Matt]

Brad coming.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, don't say that. Don't say that.

[Top Lobster]

Brad's coming.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh yeah, dude, Brad podcast. No, don't say that. That's not.

[Top Lobster]

It's illegal. Come on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What are you doing? You guys have. No, no, chill.

[Matt]

I thought somebody already said.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But if you brought me a cigar, Qui Gon, I would really appreciate that. That'd be fantastic.

[Top Lobster]

I do like the whole arc of like I've been witchcrafted with your cigar. And then somebody came in there like, oh no, that's a common practice.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, that's his putting a nail.

[Matt]

He's always like, oh no, it can't be like this obvious thing I'm doing to myself and it must be witchcraft. It's always like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What is he talking about?

[Top Lobster]

Why am I gay?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

When I found the nail in the cigar.

[Matt]

No, that's not like, it's not from the hot dogs.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's not from the hot dog. So I had to stop eating.

[Top Lobster]

Everybody keeps calling me gay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I wanted to do a hot dog area. Like a. Like, you know, have hot dogs there.

[Top Lobster]

You should, you have time.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, because then we're going to have a. No, a barbecue truck and a burger truck and if we have hot food

[Matt]

trucks are set up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, yeah. So if we have hot dinners, like they're not going to.

[Matt]

Is there Mexican.

[Nancy]

Mexican food?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no, no.

[Matt]

That one's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I. I canceled that one because Top actually said some negative things about them and I was like, you should have

[Top Lobster]

still had them come. I don't care.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, for the people.

[Matt]

I. What was the negative thing? I remember you saying something, but it didn't sound relevant.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just that they were charging him a different price every time.

[Matt]

It was a one time deal to top that. Like the kid was ringing it up.

[Top Lobster]

We would stop there after like all the time they had the agua fresca. They still do. And they were good.

[Matt]

So I go, like, what flavor?

[Top Lobster]

Just like they had a lot of water. They like like juices that they make out of. Yeah, Joe, hold on. We're still fucking talking of that.

[Matt]

Peach doll.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, this is. This is peach.

[Matt]

No, that's somebody different. Peach doll sent us those books yous guys got those books that are in there. Peach doll. Peach doll.

[Ryan Seacrest]

I don't know.

[Matt]

I get that. Sometimes the names, when they're like a long name like that are blurry off.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Also, thank you to whoever said the posters, the art. Art, they're set up on the walls here in the library. But there's no name on the package, so I don't know who the hell sent it. But thank you, whoever you are. We do have a package from today.

[Top Lobster]

What is it?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know. It's awfully heavy.

[Top Lobster]

Open it up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, boy.

[Matt]

Anyway, it's PJ something from Georgia and he said his name. I know there's a P, a J and E, a D and A and

[Top Lobster]

L. Those are letters.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Those are letters.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's see. What do we got?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A gift for you. The Action Bible is a comic about the Bible. That should be a fun read. The Message is a Bible that will be funny to read. I haven't read any of that myself. Just things I heard about from other Christians. We have the. I actually met this guy. He was doing comic book signings in Port Richie and.

[Matt]

No, that's brilliant, though, to get you to read the Bible because it's got pictures and stuff. That's clutch, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Thank you very much.

[Matt]

Brilliant.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What is this? Eugene H. Peterson. The message. The Bible in a contemporary language, like a Gen Z Bible.

[Matt]

Oh, the Message Bible.

[Top Lobster]

What is that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why did you say that like that?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, what's going on?

[Matt]

No, it's just called the Message Bible, right? I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know.

[Matt]

You had.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That was loaded.

[Matt]

No. Well, I feel like it is a. I can't remember which one it is, but I think it is the Message

[Top Lobster]

Bible that says remix.

[Matt]

Highly Remix. Debated and highly. It's fought over. But if they're just saying like, yeah, this isn't like true to the exact word.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's already got a hole in the bottom.

[Matt]

We're just trying to put it in.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You didn't have to pay.

[Matt]

People can understand then. That's great. But people fight over it.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, let's see.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Let's.

[Top Lobster]

Let's read some stuff. What's your favorite scripture, Matt?

[Matt]

What's yours?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

How do you feel about the remix to Ignition?

[Matt]

I think that's like a really incredible.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, look at that.

[Nancy]

We're.

[Top Lobster]

We're in proverbs. So let's. Let's. Problems 3. This is weird how it looks, but I kind of like it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This is the remix to Ignition.

[Top Lobster]

It does look like fresh out the kitchen.

[Matt]

It looks.

[Top Lobster]

It looks like, like upgraded and new. The font looks real fresh. I kind of like it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

People are saying in the chat, they're like, it's good.

[Top Lobster]

People are saying.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And it's not technically a Bible. It's the message. So watch your mouth. Honestly? Yeah. Every time the remix to Ignition comes on, I go, man, R. Kelly is.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I see.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

There's a genius and a rapist.

[Top Lobster]

They're not even, like. They're not really using scripture per. Like, per scripture. But yeah, it's. It's. How do you say. Interesting? Abbreviated or put together? Oh, let's see. Trust in the Lord with all your heart. Make sure there's nothing else in there own understanding. And it says here, trust God from the bottom of your heart. Don't try to figure out everything on your own. Listen for God's voice and everything you do. Everywhere you go, he's the one who will keep you on track.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So it's like a regular style, regular

[Top Lobster]

word style, some regular style shit.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yo, are these, like, super cool?

[Matt]

You guys are making, like, a lot of money right now.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's all about money.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, Lainey says you're gonna have to write it in old English for Matt to read it correctly. I know. I can't because I can't read 17 T's.

[Top Lobster]

I can't read what you read. It's. It's annoying.

[Matt]

Oh, we know. Trust me. In the chat all the time.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Wait, hold on.

[Matt]

Let me.

[Top Lobster]

The next one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, wait, it's got a loop.

[Top Lobster]

One second. And Cherry Bear, the retarded Cherry bear.

[Nancy]

He wants to fight you, Matt, because you called him a woman.

[Matt]

Hook him up with Amy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, Cherry is very positive. Well, you're reading all his stuff negatively. Just because he wants to fight you doesn't mean anything. Also, his legs are very skinny. I recommend leg kicks.

[Top Lobster]

Ear pulls.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Ear pulls are very good. Yeah, if you can get a double. A double. And then a hard, like, downward thrust with them.

[Matt]

If you get mad, full guard and get a double ear pull.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just shred his ears off the side of his head.

[Top Lobster]

That would be your key to victory.

[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Matt]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Top Lobster]

Oh, shit.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Man.

[Matt]

Oh, man.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, here we go. Go ahead, Nance.

[Matt]

It's a great idea.

[Nancy]

Mike Robertson says, need a session in Brogrove where Laura Baker does deliverance prayer on people from the audience. That'd be dope.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What if they start manifesting demons?

[Nancy]

That's the point.

[Matt]

You got demon erasers there. You got Ed Mabry there. I mean, I thought I was going to say deliverance on Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

Laura Baker does deliverance on Nancy. Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I really don't like this. I don't like seeing it. Then I don't like.

[Matt]

You do this, like, on shows all the time?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, it's part of.

[Nancy]

What's worse than the stuff I showed Matt yesterday.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That was a man getting turned to paste. Nancy, I don't think you're supposed to slop.

[Top Lobster]

First off, you can't really ask Laura Baker, like, yo, do deliverance on somebody. Like, that's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Even know if that's how Laura Baker deliver me.

[Top Lobster]

Like, do it now. Do it now.

[Matt]

Right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's like telling a comedian, like, be funny.

[Matt]

Well, that's how they do in the 501C3, though, is, like, at the end of the show, and they say they're going to, like, do ministry up front. Then you come up, and then that's when you're getting, like, a word from the Lord.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, would you mind if we pass around an offering basket?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, for sure. Let's do that.

[Matt]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind that.

[Top Lobster]

We pass it twice.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's specifically not for the Lord. It's just for us. What if we're very forward about it?

[Matt]

I mean, I need.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Daddy needs a couple of new Hawaiian shirts. Mine are getting a little raggedy.

[Matt]

No. Top wants me to post a thing to beg for money for Patreon, and I'm gonna just do it straight. I'm gonna say, hey, this is me asking you for your money. Like, let's just be on the same page here. Like, this is me asking you for your money.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, that's what we're doing.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Patreon.com forward/nephilim death Squad forward, slamoney.

[Nancy]

Sparrow says, I'm so set

[Top Lobster]

you can read.

[Nancy]

Sparrow says, I'm so sad I can't go, but looking forward to next year.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Why is.

[Nancy]

And I have an idea I want to run by you. Yeah, I thought she was going.

[Matt]

It's very hurtful. Like, you would think she would definitely.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, Sparrow bought a ticket.

[Matt]

Carve out the time. She couldn't make it why couldn't she make it?

[Top Lobster]

I don't. I don't know, but she. She gave her ticket away, and another

[Matt]

guy and nobody, like, followed up and said, what's. Why aren't you coming?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I did.

[Top Lobster]

I spoke with her. She. No, she has a free ticket to the next time we do this, so.

[Matt]

What did she say why she couldn't make it?

[Top Lobster]

I don't remember.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think it was you. I think she said didn't. Like, don't like Matt.

[Matt]

Yeah, no, I talked to her. I just don't remember what she said. Like, he just.

[Top Lobster]

He's not my business.

[Matt]

Yeah, you're just not a good listener.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like, I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

If you can't come, you just can't go. So I'm like, okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Very upsetting.

[Matt]

Yeah. Doesn't it seem like it must have been something big deal? It's like, she got the ticket.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It is, man.

[Top Lobster]

Probably. Matt. I just. I'm not the kind of person to be like, why not?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The fuck.

[Top Lobster]

The fuck why not?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why are you not coming to my shit?

[Matt]

You're right.

[Top Lobster]

I do care.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Who's my.

[Top Lobster]

My shit.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why'd you look at me and smile, huh?

[Matt]

You told me a story that people

[Top Lobster]

at last year's event didn't even know it was you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, bro, most specifically the fucking people that we called to. Well, we didn't call Jake Shields to perform by any stretch. He actually come. But to stand directly in front of him and see the distinct look of. Who the fuck are you and why are you talking to me? Over his face was wild.

[Matt]

Awesome.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Here we go. It's anchovy Apostle. What?

[Nancy]

Says, here is your $20, Matt.

[Matt]

What? Nancy, stop.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy's breaking up. Nancy, go ahead again.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why is our music not playing?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[Nancy]

You're frozen.

[Top Lobster]

Shit's all messed up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay.

[Nancy]

Can you hear me?

[Top Lobster]

We're frozen. Oh, we're frozen.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, we are frozen.

[Nancy]

I can hear you.

[Matt]

We got hardwired, dude. It can't be.

[Top Lobster]

Then, no, we're not hardwired. Oh, there you go.

[Matt]

Hardwired.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, we're not hardwired here. Hold on, Nance. Give it a second.

[Matt]

Wait, that's.

[Nancy]

What.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, we're kind of back now. Things are. Things are getting better.

[Matt]

Hardwired here. That's why we put all this stuff up here.

[Top Lobster]

I can't. I can't hardwire here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, they could hear Nancy, but we were frozen. But I think we're good now. I can see us on the live stream.

[Ryan Seacrest]

I think we're good.

[Nancy]

Okay.

[Matt]

I don't like that top. Get the hardwire. That's why we had all this done

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

in the ceiling right here, for whatever reason.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but there's only just trust.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

When we try to play the Japanese music, we freeze.

[Top Lobster]

All right, so we won't play.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So now we can't play the Japanese music.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, I'm just assuming that you can read this. Can you hear us, Nancy?

[Nancy]

Yes. Here is your $20, Matt.

[Matt]

She is.

[Nancy]

So you better do me right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, there you go.

[Top Lobster]

What does he got to do with the $20? Oh, anchovy apostle.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know. But I'm pretty sure we added an extra T. We might be up to 80s now, which is fantastic.

[Matt]

You better do me right. I don't even know what's happening.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

If you're doing it, you better do it right.

[Top Lobster]

Matt, go ahead and read that. What's that mean? Any Wigglesworth at Brogrove?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Wiggles turds.

[Top Lobster]

Get out of the camera.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Come on. What are you doing?

[Matt]

No, let's say hi to go back to Brazil. Whoa. Gross.

[Nancy]

Whatever.

[Matt]

All right.

[Nancy]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

All right, so read that. Any Wigglesworth at Brogrove?

[Matt]

Yeah, we got actually, in the W section, Smith Wigglesworth.

[Top Lobster]

That's behind the white banner right there,

[Matt]

right next to John Wesley Weirsby's in there. And then. Yeah, of course Wigglesworth.

[Top Lobster]

Of course.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Of course, Wiggles.

[Matt]

Catch up with him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Wigglesworth sounds like a doctor.

[Matt]

Well, no, now that you guys read his stuff, you're like, oh, he crushes, though.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I actually didn't read Wiggles.

[Top Lobster]

We didn't read any of that shit. We read some Spurgeon, and I was like, this guy's gay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, well, he was definitely talking about, you love Spurgeon.

[Nancy]

Look at.

[Matt]

You. Can't even say without laughing.

[Top Lobster]

You love Spurgeon.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, this is very funny. Oh, Cherry. Very funny.

[Nancy]

Cherry Bear says TP USA did a meet in greet with dead Charlie.

[Top Lobster]

Damn, that's really. Look how he spelled meat.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I like how he spelled meat.

[Top Lobster]

Like the joke.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I like the joke that Cherry made that there.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they did. They actually did a meet and greet where he died, too. Like, in the tent with his wife. It was cr. It's been.

[Matt]

Wait, what?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's been horrific.

[Matt]

What do you mean, a meet and greet? After.

[Top Lobster]

After he died, they set up the tent that he got shot in, and. And then they had people come and take pictures in it. You did you see that? You remember that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And then they ripped up the.

[Matt]

See, I Never know when you guys are. Because I don't watch any of this.

[Top Lobster]

No, I'm being very serious. Nancy, you can verify what?

[Matt]

Just seems weird, man.

[Top Lobster]

No, that. That they. They took the. The tent to ask me anything. Tent that he was under. And they re. Put it up, and then they had fans do a photo op.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Inside of it is like a fake, not like a. I guess he would call funeral, like a pre funeral or

[Matt]

like funeral in the tent where he got shot.

[Top Lobster]

And they were, like, taking selfies.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, Sparrow says they sold tickets for it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, they sold tickets for. They probably sold more than we did. 100% crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I bought tickets to it.

[Nancy]

Pretty morbid.

[Top Lobster]

Tiffany's back. Tiffany, just say hi to the people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Tiffany, say hi.

[Matt]

People love you. Just say hi.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You have to look at that camera, but you have to get in front of it. There it is.

[Matt]

There she is.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's Tiffany. All right, stop. You're bidding. You've been here for too long.

[Top Lobster]

Now you can go. You're dismissed.

[Matt]

She's great. Just back from Brazil.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

She's got.

[Matt]

Our social media people are already asking if you're single in the chat.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's. Nobody asked that.

[Nancy]

Is she the one that you said should be in a burqa top?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, yeah. We were talking about putting Tiffany in a burqa.

[Top Lobster]

She would look great in a burka.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think that would be really cool.

[Matt]

It would be a vibe.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think it's just like a fashion statement that nobody's doing and could be really big. Guys, W's in the chat if burka's for Tiffany. Nope. We hear the gong.

[Nancy]

Dick Wrinkle says, have fun this weekend, guys. My wife is due any day now. Congratulations. So I won't be there. $4.99 to buy Ed some sour gummy worms.

[Top Lobster]

Does he eat those?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I have no idea, man. But thank you very much. Dick Rankle.

[Top Lobster]

Should we have sour gummy worms?

[Matt]

Was that creepy when Nancy said congratulations?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, it wasn't creepy. She's congratulating him.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Get on.

[Matt]

His wife means it.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

There's no way, right?

[Top Lobster]

I don't think she fucking means it.

[Nancy]

I do mean it. Congratulations.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We probably should get some candy for the green room, right? I didn't think about it.

[Nancy]

I don't.

[Matt]

Lined up, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, we got.

[Matt]

You already took care of it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Sandwiches and water.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I got the sandwiches. You ordered the same. Okay, look. See? But we're doing it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But people need candy, right? Like you like candy. That's the thing. Like a pick me up.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah, Mentos, Gummy worms.

[Top Lobster]

What should we get?

[Matt]

Orange soda, grape soda.

[Top Lobster]

Mentos goes hard.

[Matt]

Hold on top.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, Mentos isn't really candy. Mentos is a mix.

[Matt]

It's a strange combination of chemicals that like, are definitely not found in the natural world.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, cool. Kool Aid. Pineapple. Z Man says that's actually brilliant.

[Top Lobster]

Great idea.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know any black people.

[Matt]

You probably get really good pink pineapples at the Marion Market right now. Dude, me and Aiden crushing those at the house.

[Top Lobster]

I love pink pineapples.

[Matt]

Yeah, pineapples. And put those in Kool Aid.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Definitely got sexual. Put candy on the list though. That's good.

[Top Lobster]

Next question, Last question.

[Nancy]

Last question from Anchovy. Yeah. Can all, all three of you give me an answer? What would you get if Rosie Perez had a baby with Rage?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Rosie, she's the old actress with the giant tits, right?

[Top Lobster]

No, she's a Spanish lady.

[Matt]

Yeah, she's Puerto Rican from White men can't jump. She was married to Woody Harrelson.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, but remember that movie, what was that? Kanye?

[Matt]

When you win, you really lose. And so he's like, you lose, you really win.

[Top Lobster]

He goes, that's Rosie Price.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You got these D's. Rosie Perez.

[Matt]

Okay, who is Rage or is that just saying if she's raging.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, Ray J,

[Top Lobster]

Ray J.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Baby with Ray J. I don't know.

[Matt]

Are we supposed to.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Ray J Perez, he's gonna have to

[Matt]

send another five bucks to give us the answer.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What does that mean?

[Matt]

Really?

[Top Lobster]

It's a punchline we don't get. We don't know.

[Matt]

You guys know the answer and you're not going to say it, so we have to to send another five.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, you guys are geniuses when

[Top Lobster]

it comes to getting the money or studios.

[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Top Lobster]

Hey, 10 jewels.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know what? Read the jewels. We can't read the jewels. All right, don't read the jewels. Tools that the guys from Hips that killed David Wilcox like candy, so.

[Top Lobster]

Oh yeah, they do.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's right. Make their teeth fall out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why not make the noise.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead and read.

[Nancy]

Greta says, every time I see that.

[Matt]

Yeah, why is she like short changing

[Nancy]

her say it every time I see that saint depiction of top and raven I laugh so hard my stomach hurts. I'm not reading that last one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Thank you, Greta. Yes, why not?

[Matt]

You know what, though, Raven?

[Top Lobster]

Stop being mean to Matt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Who did that?

[Top Lobster]

We were talking about this on the Post show yesterday.

[Matt]

Raven's not mean to me anymore.

[Top Lobster]

He's very nasty to you.

[Nancy]

Nah.

[Matt]

I mean, he comes, he goes and phases. Very similar to Nancy with the phase thing. I don't know if it's the moon cycle or what it could be, but

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

you do bring it upon yourself.

[Nancy]

Raven and I are synchronous.

[Matt]

We are like when me and Raven are friends, best friends. And then, you know, he gets a little touchy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I love you and I criticize you because I love you.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no. There's like a buildup of Matt that when it reaches a critical level, David just goes. David starts to shut down on him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Look.

[Top Lobster]

Look at David's face. Look. Yeah, Maddie gets fucking true.

[Matt]

The problem is it's not because of Matt. Like, I could do like the craziest stuff. He's fine with it. It's all depends on the mood.

[Top Lobster]

He's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't think it's that you have these. These things that I don't know if you're aware that you do and bothered to like categories.

[Top Lobster]

I've seen him do them.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I'm not doing this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What's her name? Riley showed me a tick tock from like your first tick tock that you guys were doing.

[Matt]

I was never doing it. The girls were doing it.

[Top Lobster]

You were in it.

[Matt]

I was like, yeah, whatever.

[Top Lobster]

And they hit you with some dumb. And you were like, I'm not doing this. Same exact dude four years ago.

[Matt]

Yeah. No, Yeah. I don't. I mean.

[Top Lobster]

So what's your problem with Matt?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

There are these like.

[Top Lobster]

Does he burp into the microphone?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No. No, that's me. He has.

[Matt]

No, but he's very unprofessional.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's not even professional.

[Matt]

In a different way though.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's like. I don't know how to explain it.

[Top Lobster]

Show. Does he show too much skin?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Open up his shirt in a way that I have not experienced from another human being?

[Matt]

No, he does not like any human being that close to him. That's all it is.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What's that mean?

[Matt]

Like, somehow you guys have figured it

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

out because you keep a good balance.

[Matt]

Top. But like, the Raven just does not like people being that close to him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't. Well, that's a fair observation.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't really like people.

[Top Lobster]

Matt is a lot.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Amy, gonna add one more t. To that, Amy. But I respect it. Yeah, yeah, he is. A lot. And it's.

[Matt]

But dude, when Raven loves me, he loves me, bro. It's like the longest conversations on the phone. He's like. Like at an hour. I'm like, bro, I gotta go. He's like, no, no, let's just talk a little.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You know why? Because when I call you, you don't do any of those things.

[Matt]

What do you mean?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But when the camera's rolling, all of a sudden you start doing this. Compounding those things, layers of like you get mat isms, you get the dry camera goes on.

[Matt]

We don't have that on the phone.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yeah. Wait.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Because you just talk like a normal person when we're on the phone.

[Matt]

How do I not talk like a. I'm like the most normal person ever on a show.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's maybe the wildest shit you've ever said on the show.

[Matt]

Maybe.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, next chat.

[Top Lobster]

Agree to disagree.

[Matt]

Mm.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, you hear the Japanese sou calling you Aura Studios.

[Nancy]

Is that how you say it?

[Top Lobster]

Or maybe.

[Nancy]

Are you guys doing anything at the Brownwood Hotel? Any after party or VIP stuff there?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yes. So the main day on eight, Top secret. They we're going to be doing an after hours hang at the Brownwood. Not the Brownwood Hotel, but the second standard coffee location is. Is connected to the Brownwood Hotel. They share a patio. So we're gonna be there after hours on the 8th. So after the main show is over, everybody will take a three minute trip over to that place and it'll be open. You can get snacks, you can hang out on the patio.

[Matt]

What time are you talking about?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Shut up, dude.

[Matt]

On Saturday night.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Look what he's doing. Look what he's doing.

[Matt]

No, that's what I'm saying. There is a 0% chance I'm staying up that late on Saturday. Are you talking about Saturday night? I told you I'd open Sunday morning. You volunteered me for it. I said no. You begged me. I said, fine, I'll open Sunday morning. So Saturday after the event, we're opening the coffee shop. Oh, you guys are terrible communicators, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And oh my God, after the VIP day.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, wait, wait. Are we.

[Matt]

So this has never been discussed.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's never been discussed. Discussed. It's never been Saturday night. All those ears and you can't hear.

[Matt]

That's how you know he forgot to discuss this with me. Is when he gets touchy like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And after the VIP day, there is a spot called Spanish Springs. It's about five minutes away from The Standard coffee shop in Lady Lake, Florida.

[Top Lobster]

That we can do, right?

[Matt]

We talked about that. We talked about Sunday morning.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, you know, it's like every time you try to talk to him, he goes like this. Whatever, whatever. It's cool. Hey, whatever you want to do. And you go, okay, can I finish saying he does whatever. Whatever you want to do.

[Matt]

And I say. Then I say is just let me know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And then I try to let you know. And you go, whatever. Yeah, absolutely. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. Isn't that it?

[Top Lobster]

You do that.

[Matt]

If you don't just let me know, then I don't know. So what time is the Saturday event at Brownwood then? Like, like what time does the event end Saturday that we're giving?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Event ends at 8pm Anybody who feels so inclined to help us clean up chairs and trash would be greatly appreciated because the faster that gets done, the faster we can join you guys for the hang over at the Standard coffee Shop.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think they give a fuck if we hang with them.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I care and I. Yeah, they do. They do.

[Top Lobster]

You think they do?

[Nancy]

Of course. I don't know. Our.

[Top Lobster]

Our own producer doesn't give a fuck.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like, I'm. Now I'm actually.

[Matt]

We are supposed to have the shop at Brownwood.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. And she's gonna say, I know, because I've even talked to Jess about it.

[Matt]

We literally talked about it this morning. She's like, what are you doing this weekend? Like after stuff? I was like, well, I'll chill if everybody wants to chill, but I just don't want to be up late. She definitely has no clue that we're supposed to be open Saturday. Which is fine though, because for you, Raven, you're worth it.

[Top Lobster]

Whatever you want. No, if you can't do it, don't do it. It's fine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, it doesn't matter. There's still a patio there for you guys.

[Matt]

The sky's the limit.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So Spanish Springs is right around the corner. On the VIP day, we're going to go there. They got live music till 10pm they got bars and all of kinds. Kinds of stuff. So we'll go and we'll hang out at Spanish springs after the VIP day and after the general admission day on 88, we'll go and hang out, I

[Matt]

guess, a couple hours period. Just me and you, period. We can't get employees to work at that time, period.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Can you guys?

[Matt]

Why do you guys stop?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, I'm sorry. Please talk to Text. Go ahead and talk to Text.

[Nancy]

Greta says that pig Video is heavy on my spirit.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, me too. Greta.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Say Greta. That's Greta. Greta Boetta.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know if I like it.

[Matt]

Greta. Greta.

[Nancy]

Mo.

[Matt]

Better.

[Nancy]

Thank you, Greta.

[Matt]

So we play.

[Top Lobster]

I kind of wish she was bleeding from the mouth. I don't know what's going on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This is.

[Top Lobster]

That's the epitome of Nancy content.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And that just. That just got.

[Nancy]

No, it's not. I don't send you animal stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That animal is fine.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know if that. Animals are good.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think it's probably.

[Nancy]

No, it's. It's dead. No, it dies very slowly.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Ah, you don't know that either. Could have been quick.

[Matt]

She's hopeful though, though.

[Top Lobster]

She's hopeful. She's like, I watched it die. Oh, go ahead, Nancy.

[Nancy]

Joe Preston says the books weren't from me. Don't want to steal someone's credit. You should have gotten one from you printing.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, we got more gifts. You didn't read who wrote the. Who sent the. The books then?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They don't have a name.

[Top Lobster]

They don't have a name. They just, they. They left us a nice.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

These things like Amazon sucks. It never like. Like includes a name.

[Top Lobster]

So we don't know.

[Matt]

Very bad communication.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Name.

[Top Lobster]

Well, we didn't get anything from you. You want to check the mail map?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

There was other books. Who do those books come from?

[Top Lobster]

Pj, N, K, R, T. Not jp no.

[Matt]

When I see a bunch of letters together like that, I'll mix them up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's usually what makes a name Peach Doll.

[Matt]

I'm pretty sure what his name is. Do you guys not recognize the name Peach Doll?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no, that guy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Peach Doll

[Top Lobster]

name.

[Matt]

Peach Doll. It's pj. I know that because he sent seeds too. I got some melon seeds and loofahs and stuff.

[Nancy]

Dick Wrinkle says that.

[Matt]

I'm convinced that's Nancy now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dick Wrinkle?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

That's Richard Wrinkle.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, that's Nancy's.

[Nancy]

It's Dick Wrinkle.

[Matt]

Why would he bring up gluten?

[Top Lobster]

It's not. Well, I don't know because you're always talking about it. Go ahead, Nancy, read it.

[Nancy]

She wants to kill you too. Thank you, Nancy. 4.4.99 to buy Matt some high gluten free.

[Ryan Seacrest]

So funny.

[Top Lobster]

I want to shove it down your throat.

[Matt]

You didn't say all that.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, wait up. Do they have high gluten bread?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Is that.

[Nancy]

Thank you, Dick.

[Top Lobster]

Kill fucking Matt with this bread. Like bread with extra. I think this is our last one. This is kind of Sad.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, no, no. Yeah, we're all good. We can talk a little bit now.

[Matt]

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[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Top Lobster]

JC gave us two jewels. Oh, thanks, JC.

[Matt]

The E& L are silent. We went over this, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Thank you, jc.

[Top Lobster]

So did we hit our target?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I also want to thank. No, I also want to thank patient Paladin. That's Lindsay. I'm not sure if it's the same Lindsay I'm thinking of, if it's the same Lindsay that brought her little here and they. They hung out, took pictures in the. In the shop or not.

[Top Lobster]

Not.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But whoever patient Paladin Lindsay is, thank you so much. They sent my wife. My wife a thing for her neck.

[Top Lobster]

We thought it was a sir. It was like a box that said cervix on it. We were like, damn. Like a cervix fixer.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I was like, damn, bro, what are you getting? Because it said for my wife. And I was like, oh, boy. A gag joke. And then. Or a gag gift. And then when I open, it wouldn't be gagged. It won't be that way. So. And then. But it turns out to be one of those things that you. You put in the doorway and you strap around your head and it creates space between the vertebrae through extended usage. In other words, somebody's listening and hears that my. My wife has these back problems, and then. Fuck my wife. And then fucking sends this device. And I was like, fuck, man. I actually got choked up when I saw it. I was like, who was it from? Crazy. See, this is the shit. This is exactly. I fucking said her name three times. And then he goes, who. Who is it from?

[Top Lobster]

I think he's just letting you know that, like, what you say is not important.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's exactly. Exactly what's happening here. I know Patient Paladin. Her name is Lindsay. I don't know. You want me to hold the fucking. Do the whole. I don't know if it's the same Lindsay that was here with her son or a different one. That's what I said. Are you kidding me, bro?

[Matt]

It's too much for him. As soon as he knows he forgot to talk to me about Saturday night. He's very touchy now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I did. Not very touchy. This is exactly. This is why I. I don't at all. Believe you.

[Matt]

This makes sense. Anchov Apostle.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, wait, wait. You can't just do that. We have. There's a. There's a whole thing that has to happen before we can.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yes.

[Nancy]

That's for Matt, though. Matt has to read it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We got. You know what? When we get one for Matt that. Before he's got to read it. When we press play, it should go.

[Top Lobster]

Is that what he sounds like?

[Matt]

He is very hurtful. Right?

[Nancy]

I'll clip that for you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Thank you. And that's the fucking sound that's gonna play for Matt every time he needs to answer.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead and read this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Go ahead, read one.

[Matt]

I'll read it. Matt the 20.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Sorry. All right, I'm fucking good now. Nasty.

[Matt]

It's really.

[Top Lobster]

I like that poster next to you, though, Matt. It looks good. It doesn't.

[Matt]

I kind of like the other one with the palm trees and the nephew going up. Oh, yeah, that one actually crushes Matt. The 20 was. So I can stand at the door.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Oh, oh, okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's not good. We can't just let people stay outside. That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

What does that mean? You first nation giving.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, reneging.

[Top Lobster]

What? Is that what that means?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, yeah. Indian giver. Yeah, yeah. Which is to say you give a thing and then you take it back. So that's what happens when you announce that you're gonna let people stand outside.

[Top Lobster]

The most famous Puerto Rican ever. Plus rage equals top. No, I mean, I don't know. Louis J. Gomez, he has more rage than me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Is that true?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He seems happier these. These years.

[Top Lobster]

He just fought an Uber driver again.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Did he really?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's what he does.

[Matt]

Well, his comedy is just over our head today, though, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I think it's just under our head.

[Matt]

No, no, he's good. Anchovy Apostle knows what's up.

[Top Lobster]

Next one. That was. That was meaner than. Than I expected it to be. Oh, that's nice, Nancy. Go ahead and read that. That's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't think this is legal, though.

[Matt]

Sure.

[Nancy]

Why? I mean, what are the studios? Says we can help work the coffee shop to hang with you guys. Strangers work the coffee shop.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And does he need a W2 for that?

[Matt]

A Nephilim Death Squad fan. I'm just gonna say, yeah, you can come back here and work. Think about that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's also true.

[Top Lobster]

It's a great.

[Nancy]

It's the thought that counts.

[Matt]

He's saying they're nervous about other NDS fans. Like, no, no. You guys are all cool.

[Top Lobster]

Like.

[Matt]

Yeah, no, but seriously, I'm nervous, dude. Like the stuff in the chat's funny but like should I be concerned? I'm like, I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, those people are gay.

[Matt]

My first broker.

[Top Lobster]

Who said that?

[Ryan Seacrest]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Pj. A lot of people are the. Who said it?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Series of letters, name and names. Matt.

[Matt]

A lot of people.

[Top Lobster]

I was nervous too. I was nervous about the dangerous. But I mean when we, we've done this event many times and they continue to get less retard started.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I would say that's true. Yeah, yeah. It's actually all really wonderful people. Like so if you at all bump into, let's say like I like I headed out with some ortho stuff because I told.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you were doing that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, Andrew Wilson.

[Top Lobster]

So Andrew, late to the party, huh? David?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This is actually a kind of a funny.

[Top Lobster]

Hey Matt, do you remember last week when I was like, David, why are you not even a little frustrated by this?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It wasn't at all, it wasn't the orthodoxy.

[Matt]

He's like me, we just don't get in these fights for like, like the sake of what?

[Top Lobster]

He's in it now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well here, bring this up on the screen real quick.

[Matt]

Wait, he's in the orto fight now? I hate the music in the back cuz it's supposed to make you feel like you're getting an Asian massage and then it's dead.

[Top Lobster]

Just a big dude in the side. So I prefer this. You like that, Matt?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We probably did just lose our super chat money. So Andrew, Andrew Wilson, he's online and he's talking to somebody and he goes, just face it, you lost in the debate. Take the L like a good little bit. And it's just a matter. Just focus on the story.

[Top Lobster]

They're debating, they're debating, right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And then he goes, he goes, another head for my trophy wall. And I said there's something incredibly off putting about a guy who's talking like a tough guy who's built like soft serve. Because Andrew Wilson is a guy who soft serve got him couldn't open a jar. He, he got, oh, that guy. He couldn't open a jar. And then a chick took it and she opened it. So this is a guy who's saying, yeah, but she had big hands. She did have big hands. He's going, good little bitch. Another head for my trophy wall. I said that's really gross to be doing that. So he comments and he goes, dangerous retard really suits your bio. And I go, fat, weak wristed homosexual suits yours. Then ortho bros, they all come. And what you find is like, when these people show up, this is a contrast between them and dangerous.

[Matt]

Wait, and this is when you were like, told you so, Raven.

[Top Lobster]

No, I was like, I was just watching him. No, I mean, mean, he was posting screenshots of Jay Dyer saying that Orthodox. That salvation is only possible through the Orthodox church.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I was, I was. Yeah. So you did get like. That's.

[Top Lobster]

That's all that I'm mad. That's all that I'm kind of mad about. Yeah. So, like, what are you talking about?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's what I was saying. So some of the ortho bros that were coming, I was like, look, do you believe this? Do you believe that salvation is only achievable through the Orthodox Church? Because that's the only thing I give.

[Top Lobster]

Hell yeah, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Otherwise I don't care. So anyway, all these ortho bros, they're all like these fat mouth breeding, neck bearded, pseudo intellectual debate bros. Oh, geez. And they're all really fucking nasty. Like, super nasty.

[Matt]

Like, worse than Nancy Worse.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, some worse or similar. No, some are worse.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Probably not as bad as Nancy, but they're all like really vicious, really nasty people. There's no humor. It's just fuck you. Well, imagine brown piece of shit, like over and over again versus our audience, who when they get wrapped up, they just show up and say insane shit. They don't really threaten anybody. They don't.

[Matt]

But very witty. Funny.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Sometimes it's not even witty.

[Top Lobster]

I think the real question is though, can our audience. Man. Coffee machine, though.

[Matt]

No, no, but these.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Not the ones with the. Where the two streams come out.

[Top Lobster]

It's a whole thing over there. What the are they doing?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We got the metal spoon that goes in.

[Top Lobster]

Is it red buttons? They're like, like a curate.

[Matt]

These guys have the wittiest one liners of like most people on the planet.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Honestly, the amount of. Of no use that. That end up happening. So people talk and then like a bunch of show up and they go, no, you. No, you love that.

[Matt]

Wait, so when you guys go on Twitter and like start a fight with somebody, like all of a sudden the NDS fans come on too, and they're

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

like, it's not like typically super mean. It's. It's typically super chaotic, but it's just like checkmate.

[Top Lobster]

There is a private chat called Top Lops's rape mob.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Allegedly, your honor.

[Top Lobster]

Some would say, yeah, there is. And some would say that. I point. And others would say that they rape.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, no, no, no, no. Allegedly, though. In a. In a hypothetical situation where that's not real. Is real.

[Top Lobster]

Is real. Chat Jacob is real. Are you coming to Texas with us?

[Matt]

No. All right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why not?

[Matt]

When and why are you going to Texas?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's, like, early November.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I think November 2nd to go hang out with Jeremiah Skiba. He's coming over here to hang out with you?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, Nancy, Read this shit.

[Matt]

He's coming to Bro Grove.

[Nancy]

Yeah. Carly says, having a great time this

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

weekend by the clouds.

[Top Lobster]

How'd that happen? What'd she say?

[Nancy]

Can't hear. You have a great time this weekend. God bless you guys.

[Top Lobster]

Say it again.

[Matt]

Oh, he's touchy. That was a lot.

[Ryan Seacrest]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

She's not gonna do what you say now.

[Matt]

Yeah, she's. She's really mean right now.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you, Carly.

[Matt]

We will.

[Top Lobster]

We're gonna have a good time.

[Nancy]

Thank you, Carly.

[Top Lobster]

You're not even really involved with this.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Here's a question for you. You can answer that. Go ahead, Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

Are you having fun? FJ fool is asking, is that the guy that sent this? F.J. fool?

[Matt]

No. F.J. fool is strong, too. F.J. fool in anchovy Apostle are strong in the word of God, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, I thought you were just gonna say strong. I was like, how do you know that? Like, sending you Nancy videos.

[Matt]

She's not gonna read it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Are you having fun?

[Top Lobster]

No, I already read it. I asked, are you having fun? Are you having fun?

[Matt]

She's not gonna answer.

[Nancy]

Answer always.

[Matt]

Do we believe it?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What if we took the ostrich music and put it over the pig video?

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, can you do that right now?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't think she knows how to do that.

[Matt]

Yeah, no way over her head, dude.

[Top Lobster]

We could totally do that. The ostrich music over the pig video.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

By the way, guys, only God can. I was told, dreaming bloody murder. I don't know who I was watching, but they said, like, yeah, if you don't remind people, they won't do it.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, what.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What I got to do, smash the, like, button, guys. Yeah, and if you're not subscribed, don't be gay.

[Matt]

We're one of those now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, yeah. I mean, it is true. If you're watching it and nobody's telling you, like, yo, by the way, now that you're here, why don't you hit that, like, button? Really helps. Yeah, they. They won't do it.

[Matt]

Yeah, but they don't have the guy on the tank like, we do, so

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

that is really cool.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nephew's really come to life, and they

[Top Lobster]

still don't do it. And they still don't do it. Another 30 jewels. Thank you, 27 nephew Nick Keena.

[Matt]

Did you know what? The E and the L are silent on that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Utch E and the L. Oh, boy.

[Matt]

He's losing it. He's losing it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

See, Amy totally forgot. It happens. If I didn't remind Amy, she would have just enjoyed the video. And then most.

[Top Lobster]

This has been a nothing show. Another 10 jewels for Z man is awesome. Happy poop.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, happy poop.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you. All right. Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, so I will be fapping. Yeah. Oh, actually, we should read this first. But we gotta do the music.

[Top Lobster]

We'll wait.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, no, we gotta do the music.

[Top Lobster]

I know she's waiting.

[Nancy]

Are you guys f A p ing with us tomorrow?

[Top Lobster]

Are we fapping?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Are we doing a little group fapping tomorrow?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mean, that seems cool.

[Nancy]

I thought there was tonight. Tonight?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, it starts tonight and then it ends like Friday morning or something.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, hey, Laney said he can do this for us in two seconds if you send him the video.

[Matt]

Yeah, but.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, that's easy, Nancy.

[Matt]

It's going to be like, no, Laney, not Nancy. That's what I'm saying. Nancy's going to be two years.

[Nancy]

Be quiet, man.

[Matt]

You can make it happen.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She's telling you to be quiet.

[Top Lobster]

It's different Asians. You have to know which Asian does what.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I like the evolution of this.

[Top Lobster]

If you want an Asian to ignore you and be nasty, well, name it.

[Matt]

Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's true.

[Nancy]

Lady ignores you too, though.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's true. I. I have said on this show that I have called Laney's phone, and lady has never answered the phone.

[Top Lobster]

Well, would you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I guess not.

[Matt]

I mean, what? Me and Lainey are tight now?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dude, I'm pretty sure Laney's never spoken to you on the phone either.

[Matt]

Laney can go ahead and say anything. I don't care.

[Top Lobster]

Say no. We've never spoken.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They're never spoken at all?

[Matt]

No, not on the phone. I mean, I've called him and then he, like, text me back, like, lol. I can't actually talk to you, but we text.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I love that you call. Nobody answers. Just lol.

[Matt]

Lol.

[Top Lobster]

You thought. You thought.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's really what I was like. Oh, my bad. You got me.

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So, Matt, what are you most excited about?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, good question. Yeah. What are you most scared about and most excited?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, that's actually good. Yeah. Yeah. So let's start. What are you most excited about for this weekend?

[Matt]

You're talking about?

[Nancy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What else?

[Matt]

I don't know, dude. Leading up to an event like that, I'm just like, I don't even know what to expect, to be honest. I am like, I still in my mind, I can't imagine. So tomorrow or Friday night, it's going to be just like hanging out. Yeah. Just going be hanging. Meet and greet, talking to people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What's today? Today's Wednesday.

[Matt]

Today's Wednesday. And then Saturday it's just like show up and watch people do podcast on Friday.

[Top Lobster]

You are leading. I don't know how many times we have to tell this to you. You're leading a Bible study.

[Matt]

I just have a hard time believing that. I'm happy to do that. There's gonna be like all these famous people here. You're like, oh, no, Matt, you're gonna do a thing. It's like famous people, they're our friends. I know, guys, I'm just saying there's way cooler people to do a cool show. Like, so if you want me to do it, I'm happy to do it.

[Top Lobster]

But I think that the word I'm looking for is incredulous. That's how I feel.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know the meaning of the word.

[Top Lobster]

Just like stupefied. Because I've told him like a hundred times now. I say, hey, Matt, you're going to be leading this. And he goes, I don't believe I have learned that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You could tell Matt a thing a hundred times and he will act like

[Top Lobster]

there's a straight Bible sign right there. And I go, hey, you're going to be leading this. He's like, why would it, why would that happen? Now he's reading the chat.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Straight Bible. Yeah. So that first day, yeah, we will just be hanging. The second day you're gonna be on stage two. You're not gonna be just watching people podcast. You're Gonna be on stage with us.

[Matt]

I'm the door greeter, bro. Like, I'm like, no, you're not the door greeter. We keep telling him, hey, thanks for coming.

[Top Lobster]

You're not allowed to do that. You're not allow to scalp tickets from the door. You're not allowed to sell tickets at the door. What you're doing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And you can't tell people that they could pay you $20 to stand outside.

[Top Lobster]

That's Matt.

[Nancy]

You're rapping.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, you are doing the rap.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The rap battle. Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, see, Nick. Nick brought it up. Why don't you go ahead and read that, Matt?

[Matt]

Matt should do a rap song with Vinnie Pass or at least perform the old intro song live. God bless you guys. Happy Bro Grove.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

See, that's a man who.

[Top Lobster]

Happy Bro Grove a thing that we have.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Happy Bro Grove is a thing.

[Top Lobster]

Like everybody sees each other and goes, happy Bro Grove. Happy gr.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Peace be with you. Peace be with you.

[Top Lobster]

Happy Brogrove And a holy kiss.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

I think Alex Soren. Alex Soren referenced the holy kiss. I don't know if you guys watched that episode. He did. And I was this close to saying a holy kiss.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Doing holy kiss.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't say it, though.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

TMM SNJ11 says Matt is a wigger. Yes. Yes. And I. I think I identified that so early in our interactions.

[Matt]

Been keyed in on that dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It was. I was like, this is a wigger. I can tell.

[Top Lobster]

This is a wigger right here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I could tell. Yeah. So thank you for that. T.M. m. S. Anyway, Matt, like I said,

[Top Lobster]

you are going to be leading up this very. It's a very loose Bible study.

[Matt]

You very loose.

[Top Lobster]

Ed Mabry, Laura Baker. David and I will be sitting here in my cut corner producing with a

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

microphone and a camera, which means he's

[Ryan Seacrest]

going to be there.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So there's no. No, just producing. You're gonna be.

[Top Lobster]

I'll be in the shot. I'll be. I'll be in the shot somehow. But this is. I like. I don't know how many times I can say this or emphasize this, but you should prepare.

[Matt]

I'm like, whatever, I'll prepare. What?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, Mike, you just said it's a

[Matt]

round table Bible study. If I prepare a thing, I'm not going to prepare a thing. And there's four other people better to be. I know the Raven can over prepared.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Underutilized those notes.

[Top Lobster]

I think this is why David hates you. Because when David likes to do a thing where he talks over you and he expects you to stop. You don't stop. You keep going.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He does the same thing to me, though.

[Top Lobster]

But you do it to me. So this is. This is a little.

[Matt]

Everything he doesn't like about me is what he doesn't like about himself or he sees himself in me. Those are the things he doesn't like, which is fair. We all do that.

[Top Lobster]

The gay aesthetic.

[Matt]

We all do that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The wigger. I can see the wigger in you, and it offends the wigger in me.

[Top Lobster]

And what were you saying before you guys were talking over each other?

[Matt]

I don't even remember now. I was asking him to get a drink of water. I was offering him my own alone. And he's still just kind of like. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What I was saying was that you should be prepared. Better to be over prepared and not need it.

[Matt]

Okay. One thing I've learned from going on shows, especially with you, is, like, you can't just have this whole thing. You're gonna talk the whole time. You have to be ready to talk very little. So if I'm gonna be on the

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

stage, when are you gonna start implementing

[Matt]

that with really anybody who's coming to the show? I've been doing this for three months. Like, if anybody for, like a year now.

[Top Lobster]

No, no.

[Matt]

Bible's been three. I've was on nds. You can't count that because after I got kicked off, that's kind of when I counted that. So I've, like, had my own show for three months.

[Top Lobster]

Why'd you get kicked off?

[Matt]

I'm gonna try to be on the stage and talk more than Ed Mabry.

[Top Lobster]

Did you get kicked off because, like, we were talking to you and then you weren't hearing us? It's probably it. Yeah, I think something like that.

[Matt]

Teaming up now. I love them when that happens. They're my favorite, actually.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So if you could just prepare. If you could just stop thinking about not preparing and actually just prepare, that would be probably great.

[Top Lobster]

Tomorrow I'm gonna tell him the same thing again, and he's gonna go, what? What?

[Matt]

Okay. If this ends up. No, Because I feel like you guys change stuff,

[Ryan Seacrest]

you know?

[Matt]

That's why. Dude, you're laughing like you're not preparing. You better get prepared. You better spend the next three nights.

[Ryan Seacrest]

David.

[Top Lobster]

David, take your headphones out. What if we made him think he was gonna do it and then. And then had him go.

[Matt]

I know that's exactly what you're setting me up like. I feel like exactly what you're doing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I feel like on the J General admission day. When the night ends and I say, everybody meet us over at the sister location to the Standard coffee shop in Brownwood. He's gonna go, thank you, Trevor.

[Matt]

What?

[Top Lobster]

Just fucking prepare.

[Matt]

You didn't bring it up right here. I would have already been at the house, dude. You would have been calling me going, matt, what do you want, Matt? I'd be like, bro, what? Like, where are you, big dude? No clue.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, I literally talked to your wife and she's the one who suggested a food truck to park right outside of the Standard coffee shop, which.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, I remember that. We were at the shop when that happened. Happened.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember because she's like, dude, these guys really can't figure out anything, can they? I was like, sweetie, it's. It's a loaded. That's a loaded statement.

[Top Lobster]

$5.

[Matt]

But anyway, if the discussion.

[Top Lobster]

Carly crushed by clouds. She says, I'll read this one, Nancy Clouds. My dad asked me what I listen to daily. How am I supposed to tell him that this is it?

[Matt]

Fair point. Don't tell you ask me, like, who are those guys you podcast with? What do they talk about? It's like,

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I've heard people say I showed my parents straight Bible, but I cannot show them Nephilim Death Squad.

[Matt]

Yeah, exactly.

[Nancy]

Yeah, I showed my dad timeline cleanse.

[Top Lobster]

Holy, you're a piece of Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know, what do you say?

[Matt]

Does he speak English or is it just Japanese?

[Top Lobster]

I think my dad has to be. He has to be the white one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This is a. Yeah, my dad's the white one.

[Top Lobster]

You know what it is? The Japanese man cannot have babies with a white woman. It like, doesn't mix that way.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, because the white women are typically larger than them.

[Top Lobster]

Well, yeah. And also they don't have the riz.

[Matt]

So do you think her mom is, like, dominating Japanese mom? Like, you have to get straight A's. You have to like, be the best at everything.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think so.

[Top Lobster]

Bye, Brooke.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Bye, Brooke. Rookie. Adios. Have a good night. Yeah, I think, actually, I don't remember what I was gonna say.

[Top Lobster]

She commandeered.

[Matt]

That's all right, because sometimes you start reading the chat, you get sidetracked and it's okay. I have mercy for that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I wasn't reading 100%.

[Top Lobster]

Her dad was the. It's got to be the Englishman. Yeah, that's just how it works. Like, if you see like a. I don't. You see a mixed race kid. This is whatever. See a mixed race. A mulatto. Uh huh. Some would Say couple of those just moved in.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Next.

[Top Lobster]

A gray.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A gray.

[Top Lobster]

It's a black and a white.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A black eyed. Children. Yeah, Black guys.

[Top Lobster]

Children 85. 90% of the time, you'd assume, mother's white, father's black. Am I wrong?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Matt?

[Top Lobster]

Am I wrong? All right, there you go. See? Don't stop me when I'm wrong. It's that it sounds horrible. And they'd be like, you're a bad person. I was like, I'm.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

How do you know that?

[Top Lobster]

Because I'm counting.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just looking. I'm just observing reality around me.

[Top Lobster]

Also, I could see what. No, I'm gonna say the next sentence. Don't say it. Not on the eve of brogrve. Happy brogrove, everybody. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Happy brogrove.

[Top Lobster]

This is a shitty question or thing that Joe Preston said. $2. Matt, just do a Q and A instead.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Matt]

Dude, what's gonna happen is. Is Top's gonna tell me for all week.

[Top Lobster]

They just want to talk here. They just want to talk.

[Matt]

Hey, we're gonna do this and that, and then I'm gonna show up, have all the stuff ready, and then he's

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

gonna be like, yo, it's so funny. Damien's in the chat, and he said, I'm mulatto. Yes. My mom is white.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you. That's why I'm not being mean.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Shout out to Damien.

[Top Lobster]

Hell yeah. That's just how it be most of the times anyway. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

A Q and A. These guys are just. They just want to line up here and ask questions. Although would be your discretion. Hey, dealer's choice. You do what you want to do, dog.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, we'll dress you up like. We'll put you in a small box with a glass panel, and you can dress up like a sultan, and you can do fortune telling.

[Matt]

But if I'm going to be on the show. And it is what you're saying that it is, let's just say that. Let's imagine that you're saying what it is. It's going to be that by the time we start.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What is he talking about?

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Then.

[Matt]

And it's like how to. How to have proximity to God and hear God's voice. There's not a whole lot of prep for me. I wrote down, hey, Laura Baker, what's your take on this? How do you do this? Hey, Ed Mabry, how do you do this? If the ravens here, you say, hey, Raven. Let's say he's the. Ed goes and Laura goes. Then it's the Raven. You ask Raven and, like, that's the rest of the show.

[Top Lobster]

I think it's a bad idea to ask Raven any questions.

[Matt]

No, no.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's mostly.

[Matt]

There's no prep needed. You just ask him and then, boom, there goes the rest of the show.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, good. And then maybe a little Q and A at the end. We can get people to line up

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

HH

[Matt]

Give people a lineup.

[Top Lobster]

That was last year's Bro Grove.

[Matt]

You don't want Q and A. You just said that we could do Q and A.

[Top Lobster]

It's up to you.

[Matt]

Whatever you want.

[Top Lobster]

You're the boss.

[Matt]

You're the boss.

[Top Lobster]

You're the boss.

[Matt]

Whatever you want.

[Top Lobster]

You're not the boss of me, but you're the boss of the show.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Holy shit. Anchovy. Are you running out of money yet?

[Matt]

No, he's rich, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

By the way, I bought anchovies recently.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah? The anchovy fast. Is that what you were doing?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I just had some anchovies because I told you I've been watching this British guy on Tin Tin Fish.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And I said, oh, I want something like that. So I bought myself, like, a sourdough and I got anchovies. And then I picked the worst fish because they're just salt.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's gross.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They're just salt. Anchovies are salty, Nancy.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yeah, they are.

[Matt]

Not as salty as Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

I know Nancy has a small ass house. And was she, like, running across the room to unmute her mic or something? Or, like, is she just stupid?

[Matt]

No, they say, like, if you look at those. Those blue zones, like Okinawa in Japan, like, one of the reasons that people live over 100 is they just stay busy in the house.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I thought it was the radiation.

[Matt]

Like, Americans, like, sit in chairs. That's not real.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We bombed them and made them all gay and furries.

[Top Lobster]

I heard. You know what? I think it's more like. It's kind of like my wife. Like, my wife, my wife, when we were in New York, this is what she would do. And she gets mad at people here in the villages.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. She killed turtles.

[Top Lobster]

Well done. That's another story. No, no, she would go up to the mta, like, up to the turnstile at the mta, walk up to it and then start getting her. Her card out. And I'm like, no, no, no, you do that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Have that.

[Top Lobster]

You do that on the way.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's gotta be one fluid motion.

[Top Lobster]

Honestly, I won't even break stride. I'd be like. And then walk through, beep. And I'm. I'M already running.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Turning it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, to be. If it doesn't go, I just flip over the turnstile.

[Ryan Seacrest]

We're moving.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm 10. We gotta go back. So I just jump them.

[Top Lobster]

That's gross, dude. Anyway, this is. That's what happens when we call Nancy. We call her and she goes. Which one is the mute buttons?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm ready to.

[Top Lobster]

I've never done this before and my vision is limited to 33% of. What do you see?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, I saw a buri.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead and read it, Nancy.

[Nancy]

Well, not after all that, but did you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I feel like she get so attitude.

[Top Lobster]

Did you notice the time though?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

How fast she was?

[Top Lobster]

You see how quick she was? Yeah. So she's.

[Matt]

She is locked in that quick every time. Dude, you don't know what I'm doing.

[Nancy]

You don't know.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what you're doing. We try to ask you. We try to see your house.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Everything's such a.

[Matt]

Never share mystery with you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You crouching tiger, hidden dragon. Make the noise again. You gotta make the noise again.

[Top Lobster]

You think she'll come? I didn't know. Hit that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Or the go.

[Matt]

No, she's not doing it.

[Nancy]

Anchovy said I have to. Why are you laughing?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She doesn't like it when you laugh.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Don't laugh.

[Top Lobster]

I'm sorry.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead. I'm sorry, Nancy.

[Nancy]

I have to redeem myself.

[Matt]

Tyler redick here from 2311 Racing. Another checkered flag for the books. Time to celebrate with Chumba. Jump [e-mail]. let's Chumba.

[Ryan Seacrest]

No purchase necessary btw group void where prohibited by law. CTNCS21+ sponsored by Chumba Casino.

[Nancy]

What did the cr. A crying choir boy say to the ortho priest?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no.

[Nancy]

I have concerns about your understanding of. I don't know how to say that word.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Apostolic.

[Nancy]

Apostolic succession.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Is that a dick suck joke?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. I don't know. Anchovy, why are you doing this?

[Matt]

Way over your head, dude. You guys gotta up your game.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What does that mean, anchovy?

[Nancy]

Explain it, Matt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, go ahead, explain it.

[Matt]

It's too inappropriate for me, Nance.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think it was a dick suck joke.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's not nice.

[Top Lobster]

Really kills the mood.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We got one more or two more.

[Top Lobster]

Really kills the mood with. With these jokes. I like it. If you want to derail a show. Oh, that's how you and they're gonna read your shit. Tell them a joke that goes nowhere. Yep.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You know what I realized and Then

[Top Lobster]

make him fucking Dan and go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

D. Remember that drop from Tower Gang where. Where Cole is licking his mustache?

[Top Lobster]

Uh huh.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

The more you know, because sometimes it's

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

like you want to.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. If it grows overnight. Gotta trim that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. You want to touch your tongue.

[Top Lobster]

Can't be doing that. Stop making faces, Matt. Stop making faces. Just sitting there reading the chat. Making faces, squinting, waiting for the next one. Like a. Oh, my God, man. Go ahead.

[Nancy]

You do this one.

[Top Lobster]

Carly crushes Crushed by clouds.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She's crushed by clouds.

[Top Lobster]

Waters above, waters below. Clouds are heavy because of all the water and crystal particulates and the size of them. Y' all actually mentioned it in an episode. Yeah, I mentioned it. Yeah, you're right. I remember. And every time I look at a cloud, I think of. If I can get the technology. This is. I guess I'm a terrorist. I don't know. But I'm like, if I can get the technology to instantly pay attention. Matt, look. Fucking look at me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He won't. He can't. He's at that part of the show where he's just checked in, out, freeze a cloud.

[Matt]

I'm ready for another two hours, dude. You guys are like babies that have to stop saying, we got a lot to do. He's talking about clouds, and now he's a genius and a terrorist. It's like, I already know this, dude.

[Top Lobster]

What am I going to say? What am I going to say about clouds?

[Matt]

This guy's a genius.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What is he going to say about.

[Top Lobster]

What was I going to say about him?

[Matt]

That you can make them with a machine. Now we got it. Everybody knows that.

[Top Lobster]

Wrong. That's not David. You know what I'm going to say? Dumb, Dumb, stupid.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's baby baby diaper gay, gay shit. Gay bitch shit.

[Top Lobster]

I'll tell you my idea.

[Matt]

Say it.

[Top Lobster]

This is what we do. And what was the name of that guy?

[Matt]

Tim.

[Top Lobster]

Whatever. The fake politician that came in here with all the.

[Matt]

You loved him.

[Top Lobster]

I would call him and I'd go, you've got 48 hours to wire me all the money at Lady Lake.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Ooh.

[Top Lobster]

Or I'm gonna fucking freeze this cloud and drop it on the people.

[Matt]

Yeah. Brilliant.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Brilliant, Right?

[Top Lobster]

Imagine being able to freeze a cloud.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This is just condensed water vapor, right?

[Top Lobster]

And then just fucking drop it.

[Ryan Seacrest]

It.

[Top Lobster]

And I have a cloud freezing ray gun.

[Matt]

Wait, wouldn't that just be snow?

[Top Lobster]

No, no. You gotta freeze all.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Laney, I sent you the pig video. Yeah, Laney, that was a long time ago.

[Top Lobster]

A long time ago. Go find it.

[Matt]

Wait, I don't know where you're going with this.

[Top Lobster]

Is there a cloud?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A whole town?

[Matt]

Yeah. Is there a conspiracy?

[Top Lobster]

No, but there should be.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, I'm just saying like a super villain weapon.

[Matt]

But does science say that that's like possible? Is that what you're getting at?

[Top Lobster]

Fuck science. Science is gay.

[Matt]

You making the point like science. The way science describes clouds, you could freeze them and drop them on people. So cold.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Science.

[Matt]

Yeah, so called.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mean, think about. You ever see like those big gray storm fronts rolling in?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Think about hailing froze that and you dropped it out of whole town.

[Matt]

When you drive, they do that.

[Top Lobster]

When you're driving home, Matt, when you're driving home, instead of looking at the. At the sun, look at the clouds. And you see. Sometimes you'll see the cloud the size of a city over an entire town. Think about if you instantly froze it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You will drop and.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You just kill the town.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Unless you gave all the money.

[Matt]

Cuz like the weights on a cloud is like so heavy. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Once you freeze it. It is.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It's super heavy.

[Matt]

Yeah, no, I know, but like a gram of ice is so heavy because it's.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, if I threw a piece of ice at your head right now, you would be bleeding.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You would be bleeding. You know why?

[Ryan Seacrest]

Suck.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, it's a great idea. And we're gonna do it at Brogrove 3.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We're gonna drop a cloud on Matt at Brogrove 4.

[Nancy]

Dude.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, please. Thank you. Nancy, what do you think of my idea before you read this? Great, thank you. Nancy agrees.

[Nancy]

Aura Studios says Moses is wandering and finds the burning bush. He can't believe his eyes and says, no way a voice comes from the bush. Yahweh

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

shit, man.

[Top Lobster]

I think that that's disrespectful.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's crazy. Is that blasphemy, man?

[Top Lobster]

Is that blasphemy?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Technically, no. No.

[Matt]

But it is a.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's close.

[Matt]

That's been kind of going right lately. It's been making the rounds.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't say that.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That fucking hurt. Thanks.

[Matt]

No, I mean, it's.

[Top Lobster]

You guys got to stop this shit, man. You gotta stop. We gotta. No jokes allowed. Well, do we. We don't even be telling jokes on here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I don't think so.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead and read this.

[Nancy]

Who?

[Top Lobster]

Nancy.

[Nancy]

Sancho.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Wait for the.

[Nancy]

Sancho says, can I get a dingleberry less deodorant sample?

[Top Lobster]

The idea wasn't for dingleberry less deodorant, it was for another idea. And I still can't say that. Because we're in the process of patenting it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, it's a. It's a cloud that you freeze.

[Top Lobster]

It's a cloud. You freeze and you kill yourself with it. So that way you don't have to worry about deodorant.

[Matt]

Genius.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Guys, keep super chatting.

[Matt]

Freaking brilliant.

[Top Lobster]

They're gonna try to keep us away. Scott, are you coming this year? I know you couldn't come.

[Matt]

No, dude. He's got a lot.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I literally hit up Scott, and I was like, yo, you. You're gonna come.

[Top Lobster]

That's why Nancy's not coming.

[Matt]

I can't keep it secret.

[Top Lobster]

That's why they're both not coming.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know where like. Like the OG people are. They don't.

[Top Lobster]

They don't with us no more because they don't like the show. I get it. I don't even like the show.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Now I've lost top. Matt, what does this mean? Oh, yeah, he doesn't like my evil plans. It's weird.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Weird.

[Top Lobster]

That's a good plan, dog.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hey, no, don't read that.

[Top Lobster]

Why not?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay. He says press f. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know what that's gonna do.

[Top Lobster]

I think I'll make it full screen. Oh, all right. Should I press it again? Because now I can't see the comments.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I can't see the comments either. Why would he say that? Why would he say go full.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, okay. I press it again and we're good.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's scary.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's scary. You're just listening to Z Man telling you to press buttons and shit. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Thanks, Z Man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's wild.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, man.

[Matt]

That's a lot of super chats.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

People. They just.

[Top Lobster]

Who's reading next? We got to figure out. Matt, you could read this. I don't.

[Matt]

You got it. I work for you guys. Old Brandon Biggs had visions of a type water.

[Top Lobster]

Not like an.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, don't do that.

[Matt]

I don't know how you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What do you want me to just read like it?

[Ryan Seacrest]

Okay.

[Matt]

Old Brandon Biggs had visions of a tap. Of water that will be used to produce energy for the AI based beast system. Sort of like free energy. Wonder if it's that underground water in Florida. You guys did an episode.

[Top Lobster]

We did an episode. We did a whole fucking. Well, we didn't do a documentary.

[Matt]

You did it just never posted.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We just never fucking put it.

[Top Lobster]

I was buying all that alcohol for the. Because we have all the stuff for Bohemian Grove, which we.

[Matt]

The guy was like, you can come here and film if you bring me, like, alcohol.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, that's what he said.

[Matt]

No, that's not even like a real country Florida guy.

[Top Lobster]

I was segueing to let people know that there are drinks at Bohemian Grove.

[Matt]

Yeah, they're okay.

[Top Lobster]

All the drinks are actually massively made by my uncle.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

By that he means he made them way too strong.

[Top Lobster]

Well, my uncle. Do you know that he's like an award winning. He was an award winning bartender for. So it's like cookie in the Twin Towers. No, no, we have a. We have a sangria, there's a margarita and there's a Bay Breeze, and then we have wine and beer.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He was an award winning bartender in the Twin Towers.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So the sangria that's actually there that. They had a. They have like a sign and when you went to the Twin Towers or in the hotel that was adjacent to it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They were after the.

[Top Lobster]

There was. He was a bartender there before the first attacks.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, shit.

[Top Lobster]

He actually retired after the first attacks. His legs were shot from his legs. They took his leg the first attack. He's got bad knees. So like a bartending. You got to stand up all the time. So he couldn't do it anymore. But they had his sangria that is at the. It's gonna be at the event.

[Matt]

Is the same one they used to serve in the towers.

[Nancy]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So can we call it like connect can. When you go up, you should be able to order a 911.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, maybe we should call it a 9 11.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But he's not gonna be there, so he won't be like, whoa, what the.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think he gives a shit. He's just. He's cool with it. But it's. Yeah, they call like a sassy sangria. His name is Sassy, but whatever. Yeah. So anyway, I go into the room there where I was storing the alcohol and. And I had a. Have a big jug of that water.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, I still have mine.

[Top Lobster]

I'm like, fuck, do I drink that water?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't think so. So.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think so. You just leave it there. It's like a trophy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. We got 5 water from inner earth.

[Top Lobster]

5 gallons of inner earth water.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You drink that, it smells like Godzilla. I know it does.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, it does smell like beef farts.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it just smells like Charlie Kirk farts.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Smells like what?

[Top Lobster]

They farted after they.

[Matt]

Straight sulfur, man. That's what it is. Out of a lot of weather.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, he said you got to take the sulfur off the top first. Scoop it. No, you got to run it until that gets off. And then. And then you get water that doesn't smell like farts. Hey, Damien.

[Top Lobster]

Let her. Let her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He's black.

[Top Lobster]

Well, yeah. So why. I'm just.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm just drawing attention to it.

[Nancy]

All my quippy jokes get the. Please edit and resend. So here's $5, my brothers in Christ. All right. I tried to call you a lot of other things, by the way. Free nads.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, Nancy will not be free.

[Nancy]

Check.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She's an indentured servant for the foreseeable future.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy also has dentures. I don't know if you guys know that.

[Nancy]

I told you that in confidence.

[Top Lobster]

I seen you without them. It was crazy. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. She's got dentures?

[Matt]

Yeah, man.

[Top Lobster]

Well, next. When she comes. When she comes.

[Matt]

Is it the whole set?

[Top Lobster]

She's going to come, or is it

[Matt]

just, like, a couple of teeth? Or, like. What's the setup?

[Nancy]

They look good.

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They look good.

[Matt]

Why did you need dentures?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, see, I. I saw a chick

[Top Lobster]

because she wouldn't read the chats and I knocked her teeth out.

[Matt]

Oh, no. I feel bad, though. Did something crazy or you just, like, didn't take care?

[Top Lobster]

Well, she was in the army for a long time.

[Nancy]

I don't want to talk about it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They take your time.

[Matt]

That's fair. That's fair.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I saw a chick recently.

[Matt]

Sorry to be rude about it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I was like, oh, she's got great teeth. And then I looked closer and I realized they're like. There's no division between the teeth. So she's got, like, a unit and it. And it's all like. There's no separation between.

[Matt]

Somebody had that at Brownwood, Jess. I remember her telling me a customer had. There was no lines. There was no lines.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This had lines, but there was no actual separation. And they were, like, pure.

[Top Lobster]

What's the point of having many teeth? Why didn't God just make one?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, like a unit.

[Matt]

Because when one goes bad, you don't lose the whole thing you saw, but

[Top Lobster]

only parts of it goes bad.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Bad.

[Top Lobster]

Think about it.

[Matt]

Yeah, you think about it.

[Top Lobster]

I like those memes that go around. They're like, how come God didn't, like, make the. Your nervous system like this? And it was like all the. All the wires in your nervous system neatly organized with all the cable wraps around it and.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, let's go to the Gideon. No FJ Fool.

[Nancy]

What's the difference between Matt and a deer? Amy doesn't want a deer strapped to the hood of her car.

[Top Lobster]

Damn.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's actually a really good joke with a bag with the banger. That's very good.

[Top Lobster]

I think. I think Amy would eat you, like.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like, Charlie Kirk style with a sure. Microphone. And then she.

[Top Lobster]

I think it was a road microphone.

[Matt]

No, I just remind her it's probably, like, somebody in her life, and it's like a touchy somebody. But we've passed. We've passed through that now.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think you have.

[Matt]

Yeah. You saw the last episode.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy's reading.

[Matt]

I'm not saying she likes me.

[Nancy]

Gideon says in honor of Nancy, Nancy versus Matt.

[Top Lobster]

Amen.

[Nancy]

Hashtag Team Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

Amen. All right. Yeah, I like that.

[Nancy]

Thank you, Gideon.

[Top Lobster]

It's very good. Oh, anchovy. Oh, come on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, anchovy.

[Nancy]

How about anchovy says he's rich.

[Top Lobster]

Is he coming? You coming to Bro Grove, or are you just spending all your money here?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He's not gonna answer. I don't know why I waited like he was. Yeah, that was weird.

[Top Lobster]

I know. Because we're so used to people leaving us hanging.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right, Nancy? Go on, Nance.

[Nancy]

Come on, guys. It was a pedo grape joke setup, and then I didn't go there. Bait and switch. I am dry. Like a. Like a good martini. Comedy gold. I'm done now.

[Top Lobster]

What was that?

[Nancy]

Thank you.

[Matt]

He's not done.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I understood everything that he said.

[Matt]

I don't think you did.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I did.

[Top Lobster]

Was that a threat?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think he just threatened us.

[Matt]

I think he's not done.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He could.

[Matt]

He can't end on that.

[Top Lobster]

He might be quitter. A quitter?

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Top's uncle is responsible for building seven blacking out.

[Matt]

That is an interesting statement.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Is that Ello? That's actual Ello.

[Matt]

True.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Roger's garbage. That's elo. El Robert's garbage.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Lodger's garage, bro.

[Top Lobster]

Not Roger's garage.

[Matt]

He's like, I just can't read when it's King James. It's like, no, you just can't read, bro.

[Nancy]

Bro.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Ello has a NDS tattoo.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude, what a.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's crazy dangerous. Dangerous one.

[Top Lobster]

Matt, you're okay with the. We're gonna be doing tattoos back there. We have a tattoo artist coming.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Not gonna happen.

[Top Lobster]

You already said yes.

[Matt]

Just like when you're like, hey, I'm gonna serve alcohol. I'm like, no, you're not.

[Top Lobster]

You already said yes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You said people can drink in the parking lot in. In public.

[Matt]

It's funny when you do it because you're making a joke. When he's like, no, we talked about it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I literally talked to your wife about it too. Talked about it. You and I were there.

[Matt]

She literally just said, okay. Okay, what?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

When she's just following your lead because spiritual head of the house.

[Matt]

She said, who's. Who's going to work it? I'm like, I. I guess me and you, we can't ask anybody now here. He's going to get heated. I don't want to do this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I know.

[Ryan Seacrest]

We have to figure.

[Matt]

And I don't like to, like, get him show because it's very.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Said this to her husband.

[Top Lobster]

550 jewels say, stay hydrated.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Spider welder.

[Top Lobster]

I like it. Thank you. Spider welder. That's a very cool. We got a silver star, which is two.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't read those. Z Man doesn't get his chats read.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you, Z Man for the silver star.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Who also isn't coming.

[Top Lobster]

He's not gonna come. Oh, Nancy.

[Nancy]

Did Lincoln make our Dixie wreck today?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm sorry.

[Top Lobster]

Did Lincoln make. Make our Dixie wrecked.

[Matt]

Come again?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dixie.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, Dixie wrecked. You get it right, Matt. Ripple.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Ripple. Still skin, wrinkled foreskin.

[Top Lobster]

We like that one. That was a good one. All right, next one, Aura.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

With the more money, too. This is.

[Nancy]

That's for Matt.

[Top Lobster]

What does he. What does he say?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Read it, Matt. Ora.

[Matt]

Ora.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Else.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nancy's.

[Matt]

You got. That's so far away. I'm supposed to be able to read those little.

[Nancy]

You read the other ones.

[Top Lobster]

2nd Timothy 3. 16 says, God's breath, His spirit is his word. So blasphemy of the Holy Spirit means to reject his word. John 1:1 says, the word is God.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So to reject K. Christ, it's ultimately

[Matt]

a pretty fair statement, I suppose.

[Top Lobster]

But, like, I feel like he's arguing with us.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Stop arguing with us, Aura.

[Matt]

No, no. He's just trying to send them on.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Funny.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'll bite you on the thigh.

[Nancy]

Thank you, Aura.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The outer thigh, not the inner thigh. Don't get.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you. Don't get excited, Nancy.

[Nancy]

Hey, Dangerous Reets. Happy to see the whole game participating at the same time. Love you. Guys. No homo.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I love you, too, Big homo.

[Top Lobster]

Very gay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Very gay.

[Nancy]

Not a bot forgot to say his name.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hey, it's not a bot.

[Top Lobster]

All right, we made it through all the comments.

[Matt]

Okay, can we get to the show now? Like, that was literally the intro to the show.

[Nancy]

This is the show, though.

[Matt]

No, no. We got more to talk about.

[Top Lobster]

What do you want to talk about?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What do you want to talk about?

[Matt]

How about you?

[Top Lobster]

The end is written in the book. In the pages they forgot.

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