Brohemian Grove Ticket Giveaway: Conspiracy Q&A | Unreleased Throwback

Summary

Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad – "Brohemian Grove Ticket Giveaway: Conspiracy Q&A | Unreleased Throwback"

Episode Overview

In this episode of Nephilim Death Squad, hosts Top Lobsta and Raven engage in a lively and unfiltered Q&A session centered around their upcoming event, the Brohemian Grove. The episode blends discussions of conspiracy theories with promotional content, interactive giveaways, and candid conversations about their experiences and perspectives.

Key Sections

1. Introduction and Event Promotion (00:01 - 05:00)

   The episode kicks off with animated introductions from Top Lobsta and Raven, setting a tone of skepticism towards mainstream institutions and figures. They announce the launch of tickets for their event, Brohemian Grove, emphasizing exclusivity for their Patreon supporters before opening to a broader audience.

   • Notable Quote:
     • Shane Cashman (Raven) at [04:41]: "Somewhere between Area 51, Comedy Central, and a really intense episode of Ancient Aliens, there exists a place."

2. Bohemian Grove Promotional Material (03:00 - 05:00)

   The hosts showcase a promotional video they've created for Brohemian Grove, highlighting upcoming performances and activities. They discuss the creative process behind the flyer design, humorously crediting "stealing" ideas from television personality Steve Wilkos to enhance their own promotional materials.

   • Notable Quote:
     • Top Lobsta at [03:04]: "The way it's laid out, I looked at and I said, I can make that better. And then I made it better. Bingo."

3. Live Q&A and Community Interaction (06:00 - 75:00)

   The core of the episode features a live Q&A session where listeners submit questions via chat. Topics range from event logistics, personal anecdotes, conspiratorial theories, to critiques of other media personalities. The hosts respond with their characteristic blend of humor, sarcasm, and provocative statements.

   • Notable Interactions:

     • Discussions about their strained relationship with Steve Wilkos, whom they accuse of unethical behavior.
     • Comments on audience participation, emphasizing that many questions are not genuine or are attempts to provoke.
     • A playful yet contentious giveaway segment where a ticket is awarded to a listener named Brandon through a numeric selection process.

   • Notable Quotes:

     • Shane Cashman at [07:00]: "I find myself being too serious too often, which I think is what's given rise to whatever took place this past weekend."
     • Top Lobsta at [12:52]: "Here's a picture of my feet."
     • Shane Cashman at [17:25]: "I'm doing this because I just want to have conversations."

4. Ticket Giveaway Segment (75:00 - 95:00)

   The hosts conduct a ticket giveaway exclusively for their Patreon supporters. They explain the logistics of the giveaway, encouraging listeners to participate by selecting numbers from the chat. The process becomes humorous and chaotic as multiple listeners choose the same number, leading to playful banter and repeated spins to determine the winner.

   • Notable Quote:
     • Shane Cashman at [81:48]: "You're going to be here for the weekend. So yeah, for the weekend. And chill."

5. Closing Remarks and Final Promotions (95:00 - End)

   As the episode nears its conclusion, Top Lobsta and Raven discuss additional perks for VIP ticket holders, such as front-row seats and exclusive merchandise. They reiterate the importance of supporting their Patreon to secure tickets and highlight upcoming plans to expand their event in future editions. The episode wraps up with a replay of their promotional video, reinforcing the event's key details.

   • Notable Quote:
     • Shane Cashman at [98:31]: "We're not making money on the VIP tickets. We're literally packing them to the brim because we love you guys."

Insights and Themes

• Exclusivity and Community Building: The hosts prioritize their Patreon supporters, offering them early access and special privileges, fostering a sense of community and exclusivity.

• Humor and Provocation: Throughout the episode, Top Lobsta and Raven employ a mix of humor, sarcasm, and provocative language to engage their audience, often pushing the boundaries of conventional discourse.

• Conspiracy and Skepticism: Consistent with the podcast's theme, the hosts express distrust towards mainstream media and influential figures, weaving conspiratorial narratives into their discussions.

Conclusion

This episode of Nephilim Death Squad effectively combines event promotion with interactive engagement, showcasing the hosts' unique style of blending conspiracy theories with humor. While the conversation is marked by contentious remarks and unfiltered language, it serves to strengthen the bond with their dedicated listener base and build anticipation for the upcoming Brohemian Grove event.

Disclaimer: This summary is based on the provided transcript and aims to capture the essence of the episode. Some language from the original transcript has been paraphrased to adhere to respectful communication standards.

Transcript

[Top Lobster]

Top Lobster Productions.

[David Lee Corbo]

We are being hypnotized by people like this.

[Shane Cashman]

News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers.

[Top Lobster]

We are in a country and in.

[Shane Cashman]

A world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going.

[David Lee Corbo]

On is absolutely enormous.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, it is. Dude, this some Nephilim.

[Shane Cashman]

It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying to what happened to the home of the Braves? And everybody's just walking around heading the clouds, dead in the grave. Finally, it's too late. We need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to the end of days. Everybody is slave. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in the air. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. Before we get into today's episode, which is a very cool episode, it's a live Q A. So everybody get your questions ready in the chat. We will be sourcing our questions from the chat as we go on. But before we do that, we got a little bit of business up front. Don't forget to go to patreon.com backslash or forward slash?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's a forward slash.

[Shane Cashman]

Slash. Just slash. Can we just say slash issue slashes? We have to be very specific. I don't know which one.

[Top Lobster]

Anyway, guys, it depends on how you're looking at it, right? It could be like it's leaning back.

[Shane Cashman]

I'm looking at it on my keyboard. You can make an argument that both of them are backslash. So I don't know what to say about it. But patreon.com one of the slashes sign up whatever tier you'd like. It doesn't matter. Just be there today on patreon.com backslash forward/nephilim Death Squad. Because the tickets for Bohemian Grove are going to drop today in about an hour. Actually, we are an hour and 15 minutes out from their launch and they're going to drop exclusively on patreon.com nephilim death squad. And we're gonna give you guys early access to it because we don't want this to go out to Sam Tripoli's audience, Owen Benjamin's audience, Shane Cashman's audience, because they're going to take them all. We want the dangerous retards in the seats. And so you guys are getting first dibs. Be there in an hour and 15 minutes and get those Tickets when they drop. Actually, we have a little bit of promotional materials. Can we play that top? Look at that, by the way. Dude, crushed the flyer.

[Top Lobster]

I think it looks like. I think it looks all right.

[Shane Cashman]

I love it, man. I love it. It's. It's very legit. You did an excellent job. It's beautiful.

[Top Lobster]

You know what I did? What I. What I did here is I. I looked at Steve Wilkos. I looked at his flyer.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, that.

[Top Lobster]

Do it better.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, we stole his idea. We stole his wire.

[Top Lobster]

The way it's laid out, I looked at and I said, I can make that better. And then I made it better. Bingo.

[Shane Cashman]

He's not known for doing anything good, you know, but he does have ideas that I will steal occasionally and then execute them to a higher level. And so, you know, call him Steel Wilkos. Steel Wilcos.

[Top Lobster]

Stealing.

[Shane Cashman]

Do we have. Let's. Let's play that. Let's play that video. We have a cool promotional piece for Bohemian Grove. I hope you guys like it.

[Top Lobster]

I wanted to show them. I wanted to show the fans the. The inspiration for the color theme this year.

[Shane Cashman]

You piece of.

[Top Lobster]

The Jordan Six, baby.

[Shane Cashman]

Unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

With the lime green. Yeah, it's beautiful, right? Look at that.

[Shane Cashman]

You laid them on your floor sideways and you took a picture. How insane. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And I was just like, that's a dope. That's a dope match. I mean, for real, guys, look at this.

[Shane Cashman]

You're gonna wear them now to Bohemian Grove. That's going to be our. Our color scheme.

[Top Lobster]

I might. I might. Maybe I will.

[Shane Cashman]

The first time wearing a tuxedo. No, I'm not wearing a tuxedo. But let's. Let's play the promotional, because I want to show everybody. It's so good. I think it's so good. We. We had Wes and his team whip us up some promotional materials for Bohemian Grove. So it's going to be crazy today because as soon as we're done with this, we have to start. Start, you know, sounding the alarm. We got to start blowing the horn between air because. Oh, God, why does my face look like that in a really intense episode?

[Top Lobster]

Sorry, that's just.

[Shane Cashman]

Here, here. Let's pull it back and start it again.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. It's much better. All right, we ready, guys?

[Shane Cashman]

Let's go. Here.

[Top Lobster]

You know, I'll just make it full screen so we don't have to get.

[Shane Cashman]

Us out of here. I don't like looking at me twice.

[Top Lobster]

Why is it talking about Donut on the screen? All right, here we go. Shout out to Donut.

[Shane Cashman]

Shout Out. Donut. Somewhere between Area 51, Comedy Central, and a really intense episode of Ancient Aliens, there exists a place.

[Top Lobster]

I don't even. I don't like this. Welcome to Bohemian Grove. June 20th to 21st. The Tropic Leesburg, Florida.

[Shane Cashman]

Featuring performances from Tower Gang, Nephilim Death.

[Top Lobster]

Squad, the Bard of Banned Speech, Owen Benjamin Stam, Tripoli. Hosted by the cosmic cowboy of consciousness himself, Shane Cashman.

[Shane Cashman]

You'll experience live podcasts, wild performances, and.

[Top Lobster]

The kind of conversations that will get your groups chats. That will get your group chats flagged by the nsa.

[Shane Cashman]

God damn it. Day two isn't just off the rail. There are no rails. Yeah, that is gay. Right?

[Top Lobster]

It's unfiltered, uncensored, and quite possibly a psyop, but a really fun one.

[Shane Cashman]

Conspiracies, comedy, chaos. At least one guy trying to sell you DMT in the parking lot.

[Top Lobster]

Welcome to Bohemian Grove. Two days. Shut up.

[Shane Cashman]

Bohemian Grove. Three.

[Top Lobster]

Two days.

[Shane Cashman]

One portal.

[Top Lobster]

And remember, if you don't show up, the Jews win. Tickets are on sale now. I don't know how true the last part is. Do they win?

[Shane Cashman]

Do the Jews. If you don't show up to Bohemian Grove. 100%. 100%. 110%. The Jews win. If you don't show up to Bohemian Grove. I think we might have flubbed it a little bit because your Internet connection is assholes. And it did a little skippy, but I think people got the point. And that video is going to be out later on for your viewing pleasure. Very hard, by the way. Huh? To do. To do a read. You know what I mean? To sit down and read a script and try to do a read. I'm so glad I'm not an actor because that. That would be horrifying. It was a horrifying experience to try to sit down with you and read a script that AI had generated for us.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I didn't like it.

[Shane Cashman]

I'm glad that it came across.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that's fine. You know what? I think it's better that we did it that way because, like, I don't know. I don't want to be too serious about this thing. No.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah. I definitely don't want to be too serious about this thing. I find myself. Because these topics that we ex. We. We explore, they're very serious oftentimes, and they can be daunting. And I find myself being too serious too often, which I think is what's given rise to whatever took place this past weekend. You know, with Stephen, with my ALT account, Canary on. On Twitter. With just the, the fighting. Constantly. Shout out. Steve Wilkos. Good morning, Steve Wilcos. I think was my attempt to, to. To snap out of the serious mode. You know what I mean? It's just. It's been, it's been very rigid lately and so I've been trying to loosen up a little bit. So, yeah, I don't want this event to be super serious. I want it to be a good time, a silly time. I want everybody to have fun and I want everybody to laugh. And I think that's kind of all I hope to achieve with this.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it is interesting, right, the kind of attacks that we're receiving for this event. I'm like, this is like what we're getting right now. Like these like, I guess those three main retards. It's been, it's been a. A funny sort of thing. Yeah. The cat.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah. Well, I'm not. I'm not really mad at Steve Wilkos. I'm not. I don't feel anything about him at all. I just want him to be confused. You know what I mean? I. I just want him to be wrapped up in me screaming at him. I want him to really think about. I want him to stop and be like, did I take this man's moon map? Did I misplace it? Is it somewhere in my house? You know, like, do I need to apologize to him? These are things that I want him to think and I want him to think about them deeply. But I don't actually dislike him. I think I'm just. I don't know if I'm having fun or if I'm spiraling, but. But it feels fun.

[Top Lobster]

I think we're spiraling. It feels like. It feels very much like a spiral. A fun spiral.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

But a spiral nonetheless. Yeah.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah. I think everybody's gonna get to. To watch us just implode soon. It's the stress. You'll see this, I guess, because Bohemian Grove is a semi annual event. You'll see it twice a year. You'll see us just, just break down and just start attacking everybody. And that's how we get the stress out, the stress of, of orchestrating an event like this. So guys, keep an eye out because those tickets are going to drop to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad in an hour. And what we're doing today, like I said at the top of the show, is we're doing a live Q A. So hang out in the chat and shoot the. Ask us any questions if you have. Yeah, Rick Blix Is definitely a manic episode. You know what's really funny to me though, is so I go on Twitter and I just start screaming in all caps. I say, steven, you, you, you owe me an apology. You stole my moon map, you, Stephen. Right? And this is what I'm doing over and over and over again in capital letters. Everything's all caps. And I'm just screaming at him. And what's funny is this is Steve of the AM Wake Up Show. And he, he does reach out and he tries to, to have like a. He's like, your show is low information. And it's like, oh, did he say that? He said that? And, and I, what I did was, I apologize.

[Top Lobster]

I said, so you watched the show, Steve. Very interesting.

[Shane Cashman]

I said, stephen, I'm sorry that I'm, I'm low information. Stephen, please teach me how to make union. Union of the unwanted unlistenable. Please teach me, Stephen, how to be terrible. Please do it for me, Stephen. And so he, he thinks that we're going to have a conversation about information. Not the case, Stephen. That's not why I'm here. I'm here to, I, I just to make you unsettled, just to make you feel uncertain about how your day is going to go. You know, what sort of altercations you're gonna get in. Am I having a manic episode? Do I genuinely want an apology? Yes, yes, yes. And so, But I'm not here to exchange information. Not with Steve.

[Top Lobster]

Here's a picture of my feet.

[Shane Cashman]

Here's a picture of my feet. But a blurred out picture of my feet because Stephen is a nasty man. And I know that about Stephen. And so, yeah, I don't know what it is. I think it's just, you know, when, when things are very stressful, you end up lashing out, you know, so.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, they listen, these people, Some of these people had it coming. Some of them had it coming. I'm just noticing it now. So, yeah, Stephen has been getting bitter for the last four or five years. Something's triggering him. Yeah, I don't. Who cares?

[Shane Cashman]

Whatever that says. Four or five months.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, we got, I mean, but it's realistically years. I've known Steve, Stephen Wilkos for a long time. Stefan. Yeah, yeah, no, that's, that's his name. That's. He's just been bitter. Yeah, I don't want to even continue to talk about him.

[Shane Cashman]

I'll check this out though. Can we say this real quick? Shout out to KB all the way from Australia. I mean, typically, I'M not a fan of Australians, but it does make me feel nice that KB is all the way from Australia.

[Top Lobster]

What time is it there?

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, my God. Yeah, it's very late. Is it not the next day? I don't know how time works, really.

[Top Lobster]

Are you watching us, like, upside down? Is this.

[Shane Cashman]

I think that's exactly what's going on. John Black says if the live podcast isn't an IRL verse episode, I'm not coming. Well, I've had to put the verse to bed because there's only so many different manic directions that I can go in at one time. And right now all of my resources are focused on Stephen, and I don't know if I'm gonna resurrect it. Although Nancy did recently toss us in the Jeep verse, which I thought was nice. Damn. It's 1255. You. You reach out 1255 in the morning. Unbelievable. Guys, do you have any questions? Nobody ever asks us anything. Okay, here we go. Rat. Rat says my question. Please kick the pores out already. That's not a question. Unbelievable. Eamon Rat is just a. He's a nasty man. He doesn't want these people to get access to this content. But we have to.

[Top Lobster]

Isn't even a question. It's not even formulated like a question. If you put a question mark after a demand, which is very.

[Shane Cashman]

I tried to. Well, it wasn't a demand. He said please. He's very polite about it. Earth Skin says he's the most negative guy and thinks he knows everything. Union of the Unwanted is unwatchable when he's on. Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Well, watch it today. Earth Skin with two ends. I will be on and I will be talking to Stephen. Stephen, I suppose.

[Shane Cashman]

Well, that's if Stephen's there. I don't know if he will be there, but we'll be talking about Steven.

[Top Lobster]

And it looks like if I can locate his face among the 25 other people on the show, I will.

[Shane Cashman]

That's part of the problem. Well, he has a very distinct look. And that look is Vietnam veteran and.

[Top Lobster]

Dog face, pony soldier.

[Shane Cashman]

Dog face, Pony soldier. And he sounds like. I. I like that. His show is called Am Wake up. Because he always sounds like he just woke up. He always sounds like he is coming down from a fentanyl nap. And he's the most unlistenable man I've ever heard in my life. And then he's very angry, too. It's just a grumpy old man. Not good.

[Top Lobster]

Let's see if we could listen to this guy. A little Bit. I mean, now I'm kind of. What kind of.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, he's got a voice. He sounds like he, you know, he was demolished by the psychedelics movement. And he's got a lot of harrowing memories of. Of all of his fallen comrades in Vietnam. And it sounds like the Agent Orange took a toll on his. On his, you know, on his brain function. And, yeah, JJ's like, please don't. Why are we gonna listen to this? Oh, let me see here. We're just go. Oh, get gary the Jew GG33 on your podcast. It's time to put on people you do not agree with or hate. Rebel for truth.

[Top Lobster]

Why don't you make your own podcast and then talk to people who put satanic hexes on?

[Shane Cashman]

That's exactly because Rebel Truth knows that I don't like him. There's not a lot of people that I genuinely don't like. I actually. I think I have a deep, burning love for Steven so far and few in between the people that I dislike. Gary, the numbers guy is. Is a guy that I do dislike. He is a big faggot.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Shane Cashman]

Let's see. Death, not. Yay's cousin says Steven sucked me off when we were kids.

[Top Lobster]

That was weird.

[Shane Cashman]

Where did I go?

[Top Lobster]

Everybody just bounced. That was strange. All right, here we go.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, are we gonna listen to Stephen? Oh, God. Which one's Stephen? They all look like Stephen.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, so this is a. So this is. I don't know, the guy at the bottom, but the guy at the top right is the. That also hates. I don't understand why people hate us. I'm such a nice guy.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

You remember that guy.

[Shane Cashman]

I thought they were. I thought they were the same guy. I thought this entire time. Hold on a second. Using the wrong man. Of stealing my moon map. Holy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, See that? These guys are all moon map thieves except for Sean. I don't know Sean, but most likely he is as well.

[Shane Cashman]

All right. I genuinely have been thinking that Stephen is Chris this entire time. This is a brand new revelation for me.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no, different faggot.

[Shane Cashman]

Different same, same. Same gay. You know, but different.

[Top Lobster]

Different.

[Shane Cashman]

Wow, that's fascinating.

[Top Lobster]

Kind of amazing, right? It is. All right.

[Shane Cashman]

Did it make noise?

[Top Lobster]

Hate to interrupt. I'm glad the story took a decent turn here real quick. I'm not sure how long we have Charlie, and he's. It's. It's early. Ish. Oh, there's a boy in Acapulco. And I was Charlie Robertson.

[Shane Cashman]

Beautiful Charlie.

[Top Lobster]

He may still even be a little bit A little bit happy from this morning or last night? It's just the. The overall tone. Charlie, what are you doing, baby boy? Why are you with this?

[Shane Cashman]

He's here from Anarcho Poco, and the overall tone of him is he's still having a good time from the night before. You sound like you're still having a good time from the night before. You sound drunk. What are you talking about? Dude, that's so crazy. I had no idea. I had no idea that. That. That was not the same guy. That's insane. Is it terrible?

[Top Lobster]

I'm not gonna watch.

[Shane Cashman]

You guys watch.

[Top Lobster]

I. I like that. See, I pulled up your. Your quote because it ended in a question mark, but you keep. You keep tricking me. You're not asking questions. These are just.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, you guys aren't asking questions. Nobody has. Okay, here. Here we go. Do he. Do Steven's hats smell clean? No. No, they don't. They don't smell clean. They smell like cigarettes and old sweat 100. And they have that line, you know, where the. Your sweat starts. Your hat. Yeah. No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it starts to, like, bleach it and discolor it, and you could see where the sweat, like. Yeah, yeah, he's got that going on. Mr. Beast fan says, do you have a gas mask? Turns out Mr. Beast fan is planning on gas attacking Bohemian Grove. Looking forward to dying. I don't own one.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, mix it up. Mix it up. Make it fun.

[Shane Cashman]

Okay, here we go. Scott asked a good question. He says, why are these pores getting their questions answered? Well, because we asked you guys in the Patreon to ask us questions, and none of you guys asked us questions. Now, is that our fault? Because we just sprung that on you. Like, was it. Well, I did it last night or this morning.

[Top Lobster]

I did ask the Patreon members some questions. I. I got a lot of feedback, but unfortunately, it was schizophrenic feedback. And I realized there was a big mistake with my questioning. I said, censorship. Question mark. Would you guys find an edited version of MP3 episodes Useful? Curse words, not concepts for parents listening in their cars with kids?

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

65% of you said no. But the thing is, I'm not saying, like, remove the regular episode. I'm saying, like, to have two. So you have the option a clean.

[Shane Cashman]

Well, what happened was a lot of people did get schizo, and they were like, well, we like you because you don't censor. You sell out Jew sucking mother. And. And I'm like, no, there's. There's going to be two. We could do two. This is just for people with kids in their cars who don't want to hear us say, you know, and things like that. But I mean, yeah, I don't know. It was interesting the. The reaction to it, which is these are people that pay us, and then they're just spiraling because they're like, see you sold out. I've been waiting for it.

[Top Lobster]

I had to actually end up blocking somebody. Some of our favorite. One of our favorite people, this guy Stephen.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, Steven.

[Top Lobster]

Steven's gone. Yeah. I had to give him his money back. I'm like, steve, you can't. You can't be here anymore, dude.

[Shane Cashman]

Well, because he's just freaking out. He thinks that we're. We're selling out or some. It's like, no, we're gonna say all the exact same things that we always say. John Black says, my kids think you. Well, I mean, as far as I'm concerned, John Black, you are raising wonderful children. Wonderful children. If they've identified us as faggots, then they're. They're off to a good start. But. But, yeah, we wouldn't be changing anything about the conversation at all. We would just be running it through AI and then, you know, whatever is what it is. This is interesting. KB says, what do you think of Sam Tripley being hammered at the moment? What are your thoughts about Archaics? Jason Bresh years. I wasn't aware that Tripoli was getting hammered. I know. Tripoli posted our, you know, Bohemian Grove promo to. With the guy who thought he was spiking our. Our event by. By saying, like, calling it autists event. I don't know what he called. He called it, like, an event for autists.

[Top Lobster]

I'm pretty sure he's not. He just celebrated, like, five years sober from everything, so. I don't know what you're talking about. Something's going well.

[Shane Cashman]

No, I don't think that's what he means. I don't think he means getting hammered at the moment. Like, getting drunk.

[Top Lobster]

Australian.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, I think he means people with him. Oh, yes. He's being called a controlled op. I mean, he's getting called a control op, specifically by dudes that are trying to. With us. Although, I don't know Archaics and the other guy. I did ask Archaics to come on the show one time, and his response was weird. And then I. I decided to look into his profile a little bit more and found, like, I was like, oh, thank God this guy responded to me weird, because I don't Think I would have wanted to have him on.

[Top Lobster]

Who's. Who's that? What's he about?

[Shane Cashman]

I forget. I don't know what it was. He just has a weird way. It could be my own misinterpretation, I think. I just like, he's. He responded oddly. He told me, like, oh, yeah, no problem. Reach out to Joe. He'll get it done. And I'm like, I don't know, Joe. What. What a weird response. And then I decided to look at his page again and I was like, oh, something about it threw me off and I just left him alone. I don't know what it was. Let's see here at. Answer Curtis's question. Okay, Curtis, we go. Only one of you can go on to podcast for a living. The other one has to go back to a nine to five. Well, you weren't even doing a nine to five. You. You got out of it on your own. You were. It would be homeschooling your children's.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that would be a smart idea, actually. I'd prefer that in the future, if. So my 9 to 5 would just be like, producing the podcast and doing graphic design, like doing all this shit for a podcast. That would be super fun for me. Like, kind of.

[Shane Cashman]

Do you like that? Do you like doing that shit?

[Top Lobster]

I like, I just told my wife the other day, I'm like. I think I'm more to, like, really autistic because I really do enjoy the organizational part of it.

[Shane Cashman]

Like, dude, I believe that because every time I go into our Google Drive, I'm like, it's incredible what you've done as far as far as categorization and systems and everything inside of a Google Drive file. It's like, you know, Google Drive is free for everybody, but you took it and turned it into like a whole fucking asset of ours. Yeah, I could see that. I could see you really enjoying that.

[Top Lobster]

They said, I like the back end.

[Shane Cashman]

Work, which is actually very funny butthole stuff here. Let's see who else and ask Asked us questions. Do you guys know about egi, Elite gender inversion? Yes, I actually posted it. I don't know, maybe I could find it, but yeah, I'm aware of it. Top. What do you think about it? Do you think that there's. There's veracity? One of our favorite words to egi, Elite gender inversion.

[Top Lobster]

I think that Candace Owens did some, like, really good work on it with McCrone's wife. I think that Egi, and that was. That had a lot of veracity to it, but I don't really. I don't know. Putting a triangle over someone's face is not really doing the work.

[Shane Cashman]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Just putting a triangle over someone's face was very funny, but it doesn't quite lead to, like, does this person have a vagina? You know, so.

[Shane Cashman]

Correct. Correct. Yeah. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Like, most things, I want to believe. I want to be a believer of your conspiracies. I want to.

[Shane Cashman]

I did it to myself. I did it to myself. I. My moon map. You. I did it to myself.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Shane Cashman]

So the moon map was just. There was one guy that I reached out to. His name was Canary. I saw he had a moon map on his pinned profile, and the moon map is actually really cool. So it's this idea that the. The moon is part of the flat earth map, but it's only the part that we live in, and then outside of it, there's more. And so my knowledge in this is incredibly limited, but it's like, you can take this old timey flat earth map, and then you can take the moon, make it translucent, and move it over to a section, and everything syncs up. All the craters in the moon sync up with all this shit, right? So I see that, and I go, oh, that's actually fascinating. And I look at his profile. He's got, like, five, almost 6,000 views. And, like, when I'm just going through stuff, I go, okay, he's got a big page, and this is what he's talking about. That tells me he's got a lot to say about it, which is good enough for me because I just want to have conversations. So I reach out to him, and then he spirals, and he basically says, I'm part of some sort of organized network of Florida content creators that are. I don't know, we're doing something really crazy.

[Top Lobster]

He's like. He's just typing. Like, I. I could. Like, if this is, like, in real life, he's like, like, all crazy. And then David goes, really information. Really nice information. You got to just tap him on the shoulder. And he turns around, he goes, ah.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, that's exactly what happened. So. So what I did was because you said, I don't want to talk to this guy, and I just said, I just want to know about the moon map, man. And then from there, I decided that the moon map was so phonetically fun to say moon map, moon map, that I decided to now accuse Stephen of stealing the moon map, hiding the moon map, using it for his own ends, and still owing me an apology. So. So, yeah, I guess I'M just taking things and I'm. I'm like, you ever see beautiful calamari? The old game where you're like a big sticky ball and you're rolling over towns and everybody's getting stuck to you and you're getting bigger and bigger? That's me and everybody. And I'm accusing everybody of being in on it, and they don't even understand what I'm accusing them of. And it's the most fun. The most fun.

[Top Lobster]

Everybody's confused. Everyone's angry. There's a guy sip and come in the corner dressed like a cat. It's weird, dude.

[Shane Cashman]

Unbelievable that that guy is very gay. I was thinking about inviting him to Bohemian Grove. One one. Not this one. Because it's so almost already done that. Like, I don't want to touch anymore. But I'm like, if he still annoys me in the future, I'll invite him to Bohemian Grove and I'll beat his ass. I'll beat his ass only if he wants to. Not in a way that I'm gonna attack him. Like, you know, obviously he's got to agree to it, and we're gonna shake on it. It's gonna be cool, and we're gonna make some really cool content and people are really gonna like it, and he's gonna be part of something really cool. So maybe one day. Maybe one day we'll do that. Here, let's go back. Okay. You're starring them. That's so smart. Good job, dude.

[Top Lobster]

See, I would work a lot better, right, like, if David just did the podcasting and then I just did the organization. How much better?

[Shane Cashman]

I have that ability to never shut the up.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Shane Cashman]

So it would work out. Ricardo Guzman says, opinions on the quartering channel. I actually have none. I saw Jeremy from the Quartering recently for the first time in my life, and I went, oh. Oh, no. Oh, horrible, horrible. But I don't. I actually don't know anything about him. Do you have any thoughts on the quartering channel?

[Top Lobster]

He looks like he smells. That's it. I've never listened to one second of it. I don't know any of his opinions. I don't know any of his political leanings. I know he's affiliated with Rakowski and some other girl from Tim Cass a little bit. Don't really care enough to look into him. He seems like a guy that's like a very drama centric. So, like, I don't. I don't know.

[Shane Cashman]

I don't know. I don't know anything about him. He looks Like a guy who smells, like, stale. Like somebody who doesn't wipe their butt very well. And if you spread the cheeks and let everything dry and then you went, yeah, it smells like that he would.

[Top Lobster]

Run a comic book store.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, yeah, yeah, right. He does look like that.

[Top Lobster]

He'll just be sitting there with, like, magic, the card gatherings, like, all around, and he's like, what do you want?

[Shane Cashman]

I can't even say that. What am I supposed to. How am I supposed to talk on a man. How am I supposed to talk on a man when I've just got Pokemon cards, dude? Huh? How am I supposed to talk about a man and his. And his hobbies when I'm just covered in Pokemon cards, dude? Huh? Here we go. Dana Classen says, I think Sam recently sold his or sold his soul recently. He changed in the last couple of months. That's a highly speculative.

[Top Lobster]

I like. Wait, pull it back up. I like the, the reason I chose this question is because I like it. I think Sam, like, like high, like, capital letters, Sam, sir.

[Shane Cashman]

I don't think that Sam sold his. I, I, I. Sam always struck. One of the reasons I gravitate towards Sam Tripoli is because he strikes me as being very genuine. He's, he's not hiding anything. He's genuinely, you know, that the person that he presents you is who he is. And, and he also strikes me as a good man. So, So I don't think, I don't think Sam sold his soul. I'd be interested, Dana, on knowing what specifically he's. He said that that makes you feel that way.

[Top Lobster]

I think it's that, like, if once they see somebody gets some form of success, and they're like, this guy's actually seems like he's doing well, and they're like, he must be sold to soul. Or like, the Dev. Yeah, that was interesting too. We got accused of that, and I was like, did I sell my soul for.

[Shane Cashman]

We got accused of selling our soul.

[Top Lobster]

I think so.

[Shane Cashman]

I think the Faustian bargain is a lie.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You can act like you sold your soul, but it's not really yours to be sold anyway. So, no, you can't sell your soul. But they're like, oh, these guys are doing. It's weird. It's weird. On one hand, they're like, your podcast is gay. And it's, it's, it doesn't go in. It's very small. And then they go, you sold your soul for success. And I'm just like, I don't know which one.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, which way Western man are We. Are we gay and inconsequential, or are we masterminds of the universe who've sold our soul to demons? I don't know. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying Dana's an. It's just. It's a sensitive subject because these people just keep knocking. But, Dana, I would be interested in knowing what you think, because I. I genuinely don't. I. I think I have a pretty good read on people, and, you know, I think he's. All right. All right, let's go on to. John Black says, what do you think about Ian Carroll hosting the Candace Owens show? He's totally light in his loafers and sucks the baby dicks.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. We actually have a banner for that.

[Shane Cashman]

Do we? Oh, that's right. Hold on. Let's get that banner up. Very important. Oh, Ian Carroll.

[Top Lobster]

Question. Gay. We've been asking the real questions for a very long time. Is he gay? I could see him being gay. I. I like Ian Carroll, though.

[Shane Cashman]

If he was gay, he'd crush dude ass. Oh, whatever he is, he's crushing. If it's. If it's vaginas or dude ass, he's. He's crushing. Or either way, Ian Carol reigns supreme.

[Top Lobster]

I think he's just, like, a very hairy dude, too. You can see his face. Like, he's got, like this. Like.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

This kind of. Yeah. I don't know, dude. It would be disgusting. I wouldn't.

[Shane Cashman]

But he's hosting the Candace Owens show. I didn't even know that was a thing.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I didn't know that either. How did he. I. I mean, good for him. That's kind of cool.

[Shane Cashman]

I like it. People ask us questions, and mostly we're just like, I don't even know, dude. I didn't even think about it.

[Top Lobster]

It's like, what do you think, dude?

[Shane Cashman]

Do you think Nancy says, how are you, Nancy? How are you going to decide who gets the ticket? Oh, crap. That's a good question.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, how are we going to decide? Yeah, I don't know. Let's leave it up to you guys. How should we distribute the.

[Shane Cashman]

The winner? It has to be feet pictures, and they have to be anonymous or else. Because if Toad knows, I want them to send feet pictures to Toad, and I want you to do, like.

[Top Lobster]

You want to do a contest? I was just going to give it to somebody.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, okay, fine.

[Top Lobster]

What were you saying? Let's see. Maybe that's better.

[Shane Cashman]

I was saying, send feet pictures to Toad, and then that's how Toad picks the winner.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. But then how would they claim there. Oh, he's dead. He's dying. My co. How would they. Then how would they claim it? You know, their ticket?

[Shane Cashman]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

We don't know.

[Shane Cashman]

Well, just send show. Show us your feet at the door and we'll know it's you.

[Top Lobster]

You gotta walk.

[Shane Cashman]

We'll think about something.

[Top Lobster]

We'll think about it. Yeah.

[Shane Cashman]

Here we go. It's J.T. follows J.C. what up, brother? By the way, any association that I have with JT on Twitter immediately begets speculations about this. This network of conspiracy people that are. We're deceiving the people. We're misleading. He says, when everyone is an invert in their model, maybe you should consider the model is flawed. I feel like that applies specifically to these people who are speculating that everybody's a fed, because, I don't know, speculating that everybody is a fed is gay. And also spending a disproportionate amount of time just talking about other content creators is also gay. It's just weird, isn't it a weird thing to spend? Like, like the names you'll hear come out of my mouth. Ian Carroll, Joe Rogan, you know, Sam. We're talking about Sam Tripley. But I'm never speculating if Sam's a Fed. I. I don't know. Is that it? Joe Rogan, Ian Carroll, maybe a couple other people who are really high up there. Who?

[Top Lobster]

Alex Jones.

[Shane Cashman]

Alex Jones. Alex Jones. Right. So. So when we speculate, we're looking at the very tip of the spear of content creators. Right? I am never speculating if JT follows JC as a fed. I'm never speculating. 100 he is. I'm never speculating if. If Gray Pilled podcast, if Jose Galison, if Clint. I am never thinking about if other people who are my peers.

[Top Lobster]

We're never speculating, but I'm always suspicious.

[Shane Cashman]

Always suspicious.

[Top Lobster]

I'm pretty sure Jose's a fed.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I'm almost 100. Sure. I won't speculate on it, but I.

[Shane Cashman]

Know we know it's a matter of gnosis.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Shane Cashman]

So that, that whole thing to me is just very strange when people do that because there are these, these accounts that are dedicated and. And yesterday, while I'm just spinning these bodies around on Twitter and letting them fly. What does it say?

[Top Lobster]

It's.

[Shane Cashman]

It's weird to talk about other content creators too much. But Steve Wilkos. That's a great point. Steve Wilkos is an exception to the rule. We're talking generalities here. It's useful for conversation.

[Top Lobster]

I wouldn't call him like a content creator. I.

[Shane Cashman]

No. I also wouldn't call him a fed.

[Top Lobster]

That's weird. I kind of like it, though. I don't know, it just keeps, like, taking us off the screen and I feel like it should just keep doing that. That's fun.

[Shane Cashman]

I do like it. He's speculating that we're feds. He called us controlled opportunists. There's my little baby bird boy. There he is. And kiss him on his little forehead. And here he is in the chat. There he is, Steve Wilkos. He's speculating as to whether or not we're feds. He thinks we're controlled opportunists. So, like, somebody is controlling us and we're just here for the buck, which is like, hey, you just reinvented controlled, but whatever. And, and, and, but I'm never, I'm never speculating that. I don't. Nope, that's not who. Lord Nero. We just showed you Steve Wilkos. We just showed you him. He looks terrible. He looks bad. He looks very bad. That's Steve Wilkos. Not, not. Not the guy for Jerry Spring. Here he is. Look at him. Look at him. Take a. Take a long drink. Drink it in, ladies and gentlemen. Drink it in. Look at that monstrosity. Despicable. Horrifying. Unbelievable. I love him. And, and so, yeah, yeah, Steve Wilkos is an exception to the rule. But otherwise, I spend zero time speculate, think about, let's say, a content creator that we're not totally okay. I could, I could speculate endlessly about whether or not Thomas the paranoid American is some sort of shill for the Freemasons. And maybe he's on like, the feds payroll. I don't even give a. I love Thomas. He's so much fun. He's such a fun guy that, like, why, why would I even. I don't know, it's just strange to me to spend all your time thinking about dudes who, like, do you know I struggled to pay for this microphone?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Shane Cashman]

Struggled to pay for this microphone. And you're saying that I'm a shill for the. Where's my money? Where's all my money, huh? If I'm a shill, where the is my money?

[Top Lobster]

Anyway, we started this show, like, if you guys even understood, like, I think you had some weird microphone. You probably have it in your back in your background.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, yeah, I do. I still have it.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know why it's not going to work. It's not going to work. So I was like, listen, we're going to do a little investment in this show. I think the show is worth it. And I sent you the fucking. The little red thing that you had, and I was like, use this and then plug your mic in and maybe it'll make the quality. That's how controlled opposition. Like, we couldn't even really get microphones going on this. But, like, just little by little by little, this. This thing turned into whatever the fuck it is now. So it's just. It's. It's wild. It's. It's almost insulting to see. That's why I'm like, really? Like, really? Like, do you guys have any idea?

[Shane Cashman]

Without the feds, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I know. Like, I need feds to do this work. I'm tired. I've been editing and doing all this stuff. I'm like, I'm spread quite thin. And now I have to call you a online, too.

[Shane Cashman]

I have to. You're making me come out of my. My comfy, cozy layer to call you a. In public. Unbelievable. JT also mentions. He says the moon map is super interesting. Look at it and compare it to the Prague. Prague, Prague, Prague clock. Yeah, that's. That's. That's probably what I'm talking about where I said there's, like, an old flat earth map. Totally don't know what the I'm talking about. I think it's actually that clock that. That. That he's talking about. And I would love to talk about it. I would love to. If Canary wasn't so reactive. It didn't decide to spiral just because I invited him on the show. Very gay.

[Top Lobster]

I like. My favorite thing about that is that he's like, he or she. I don't know. Listen, I don't want to discriminate. They're like, what's up with all the content creators? What's up with all the conspiracy people in Florida? And I was like, well, why? Like, I think this guy's still in Vegas. But I'm like, did you live through 2020? Like, the largest totalitarian state in the entire world happened, and the only state or one of the only states that was decent on it was Florida.

[Shane Cashman]

So why did people forget that?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, why do you think we're all here?

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, conspiracy theorists are going to the place that adhered to the least of all the states to the. Okay. Yes. All right, jt, you're gonna come on soon, and we're gonna talk about the Internet. Let's go. And then people are gonna speculate wildly. Just move to Florida, jt. It's already. You're already okay. Just move to Florida.

[Top Lobster]

Come.

[Shane Cashman]

Come be part of the Florida Illuminati, baby. Let's go. Was I talking about. It's gone now.

[Top Lobster]

The Florida thing. It's just.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, yeah. I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just the idea that conspiracy theorists would move to a place that was lightest on the lockdowns, it's just such a. It's very simple math. Oh, there's a correlation between people who are critical thinkers and people who are leaving blue states. Okay, yeah, Big conspiracy. Let's see what else we got here. Do you think that the moon guy map spurging is Luke's fault? Luke Rakowski? I'm totally willing to.

[Top Lobster]

I probably think it's Luke Rudkowski. He set him on this mission. He wound him up. I saw him do it. So, yeah, I totally understand Polak. He's done it to me. He's done it to me a number of times.

[Shane Cashman]

So, yeah, this is kind of par for the course. This is common Luke behavior. Scott says, when are you moving, Raven? I'm actually moving.

[Top Lobster]

Invite Luke to Bohemian Grove.

[Shane Cashman]

I would love to invite Luke to BRO and then him and Clint can have a fist fight.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, they like. Will it be bad between them? Clint will probably be okay. Yeah. I don't know.

[Shane Cashman]

I'm moving, so. So my move in date is the 21st, but I've got from the 21st to the 30th. What? How many days are in May 31? 31. Either way, I have that many days, like 10 days to. To move all my. Which is fine. So I'll be moving at the end of this month. It's gonna be crazy, but I'm going on vacation soon. I'm gonna go on vacation with fat blacks on a boat.

[Top Lobster]

And Clint is moving today, I think.

[Shane Cashman]

Is he? I think he's been moving, hasn't he?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. He's probably still sleeping right now. When is Clint moving, Steve?

[Shane Cashman]

Look at Steven Stevens.

[Top Lobster]

He.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, he is. He's like. Like a crystal ball, isn't he?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, tell me. And then he's just like, real boring. You're like, shut the whatever.

[Shane Cashman]

Like, yeah, like a crystal ball. That sounds.

[Top Lobster]

But it's gonna be real boring.

[Shane Cashman]

Like my crystal ball doing fentanyl. All right, so. So Rat. Rat aim and rat says, David put the training hours in during tlc. That beautiful faggot can talk, questioning.

[Top Lobster]

He keeps fooling us with the question mark.

[Shane Cashman]

See he ended up in the starred section because he put a question mark at the end. This John Black says, david, can you shut the up when Ed is on and let him talk? No.

[Top Lobster]

Good question.

[Shane Cashman]

No, no, I cannot. Honestly. There's gonna be more interruptions in the Genesis series than there was in the Revelation series. Because. Because Ed doesn't have it all set up that way, so he's exploring these ideas with us so he can make a finished product on his end. So. No, no, absolutely not. It wouldn't even be Nephone Death Squad if I. If I let people talk, would it?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Shane Cashman]

Here we go. Xerox says the back room at the magic shop has a distinct smell. Yeah, it smells like stale.

[Top Lobster]

Interesting. So this wasn't a question, but I highlighted it because there was a thing that went on which I think I'm just gonna let it go. I was trying to book that comic book shop to do signings in, and I went in there like three times, and I couldn't speak with the owner. The owner is never in, but the workers are there. And I'm like, I'm telling them, like, hey, like, you know, we're going to have a guy in, he's been on the Joe Rogan podcast. There'll be a bunch of people here, he has a comic book. Would you be able. We would have worked something out to do a signing here, and they were just like, oh, we'd have to check out his. His work and doing like a lot of, like, weird, like, things like that, kind of giving me weird vibes. And I'm just like, like, it was strange. Then they said, what podcast was he on? And I said, oh, he's on the Joe Rogan Show. And they were like, what's that? And I'm just like, what the fuck? Yeah, exactly. Like, what do you mean? What's that? Like, how do you not know what that is? And then I looked at their Instagram and I was just like, this is getting a little suspicious. So I sent it to Paranoid America and I was like, where are these guys coming from? Because I'm getting strange vibes from them. And it turns. Yeah, it. I, maybe it might be. This might be the case. They might be furries.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, that's what I don't. What it's sounding like.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think they're furries, but I do think that there's like a weird ideological thing going on there, and it's coming from the left and they can't explain it, but they, they understand it, but they're they're asking me, you know, like, are you going to espouse right wing ideas? And I was like, yeah, across the street, probably.

[Shane Cashman]

Are you going to say faggot?

[Top Lobster]

It's like, most definitely I will.

[Shane Cashman]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

So I'm like, I guess that that's dead in the water. But it's just kind of interesting because it did have that distinct smell. The area. No, it was like meat. Like, Christina, my wife, was there and she was like, it smells like meat in here. Like beef sticks. Yeah. And I was like, I didn't really smell it, but, like, even my kids were like, yeah, smelled like, like meat of some kind. I was like, all right.

[Shane Cashman]

That's not what I expected. Yeah, you know. All right, where are we at here, Bridget? Bridget says. Bridget says, how were you able to get Owen Benjamin to headline for you? I have no idea. He likes top. And he. And I think he. He really loves Sam Tripoli and he wants that relationship to be mended. And. And so I think that's really what it's about. He saw an opportunity to build a bridge between him and an old friend. Some misunderstandings. Just some misunderstandings.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Shane Cashman]

All right, piece it up.

[Top Lobster]

Our artist, this guy, Dave Burns, he. I don't know, he just commented on. On Owen's post, like, in the middle of the night, and it was weird because I was, like, sleeping, but then I just got up and I was like. Because I've been, like, very nervous. So I got up and I was like, let me look and see if there's anything that I can do tighten up. And I just look at Twitter real quick and I see this is going on. I'm mentioned in it at some point. And he's like, hey, they're doing this show. Like, you should go. Like, he's inviting him to the show and Owen's like, I want to do it. So then he messages me and I'm like, fuck. It's the middle of the night. David's been asleep for seven hours already. So I just go to Owen, I said, you know what? You're in. Like, I can't. When somebody like that asks, like, hey, no, can I say, yeah, can I come down? I was like, absolutely, you can come down. But I was like, do you want to perform? And he said, yeah. And I was like, let's talk how much it's gonna cost. And then boom, like, we're set up. We did it. And it was like, all in a night. So he kind of asked to perform. He wants it. He wants to hang out with us. You Know, we. We've had him on multiple times, and we know Owen. He's cool dude. And I think he also wants to, like, you know, hang out with Sam, whatever. Whatever went on between them. So maybe they'll squash a beef, maybe they won't. Doesn't matter. It's gonna be a freaking awesome show.

[Shane Cashman]

You know, so this is obviously. Maybe it's not obvious to people. We're not.

[Top Lobster]

Twice, right? We've had him on here once or twice.

[Shane Cashman]

We've had him on twice, I believe. And then you've had him on Tower Gang, like, three times, I think.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he's been on a bunch of times. So go back in the catalog and check. Check that out. Good shows on here. Really fun shows on here. Really fun on Tower Gang, really. Like, he loves. Actually, you know, I'll pull up. Yeah, I'm. I'll pull up a song while you're. While you're talking here that he. That he played for Toast. Great.

[Shane Cashman]

There was something I was gonna say, but it. Oh. Oh, I remember what it was. It's like, we're not rich by any means at all. And the show has been making enough money that I'm able to, like, start, you know, living normally. But when. When Top calls you just imagine, guys, it's a lot of money. It's not cheap to pay for performers. And. And so when Top calls me up and he says, hey, we have Owen Benjamin. And I go, what? Because I just woke up.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[Shane Cashman]

And then he goes, also, it's a lot of money. I go, oh, God. But what are we gonna do? What are we gonna say no? So we just have to figure it out. We just have to say absolutely yes, and then figure it out as we go.

[Top Lobster]

Even. Even with the. We've been. We've been doing the VIP package for you guys, and, like, tickets are like, I don't. I don't know if they're expensive for what you're getting, but the VIP package, I'm trying to pack as much stuff in. Like, they were not. There's not even going to be a profit.

[Shane Cashman]

We just want you guys to have a insane experience. That's really what I want is. I just want people to come away from this and be like, that was legitimately awesome. So, yeah, of course, when. When Top, he says, this is how much we Owen Benjamin wants. We. I literally got. We don't have that. We don't have that. And we just got to make it as we go forward. So. So, yeah, the fact that he said yes, the fact that it all took place in one night while I was sleeping. Totally insane. An insane thing to wake up to.

[Top Lobster]

Bridget wants, wants the free ticket. How much are the tickets? So for they're just two day tickets. They're going to be 150 and there's like a five dollar processing fee and the VIP is going to be 220, so $70 more and with the five dollar processing fee. So I don't know, it's. I don't, I don't really know if it's expensive. I don't know how to even gauge these things. But you're going to be getting two headliners night after night. And we have like three podcasts each day.

[Shane Cashman]

We have people that were like, not. It might be like closing in on 10 hours of content. Like it's a 10 hour experience both days all together. All together is what I'm saying.

[Top Lobster]

So yeah, we're, we're flying people out. We have to obviously pay the performers because we can't have mercy yelling at us again. So. But whatever it's gonna be, it's gonna be a lot of fun. It's just something that's like we set out to do a thing and we're like, let's just do this thing. Let's see like whatever we can. If like whatever we can pull together, let's do it. Let's make it as cool as possible. So hopefully it's a good experience for everybody that shows up. Oh, I have the video here if you want to check it out. This is, what is this?

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, okay, this. Tower gang.

[Top Lobster]

Tower gang. But this is Owen Benjamin singing to to.

[Shane Cashman]

This is the. Is this the first one? The first time you guys had them on?

[Top Lobster]

Yes, this is the first time. So we're, we're ending it and Clint has the just the balls to ask to ask Owen this question.

[David Lee Corbo]

Tower gamepod.com and sign up for the Locals.

[Top Lobster]

TowerGain locals.com Locals take us out with random. No, no. Before you do that, I would kill the music and I would just want to ask Owen if you'd be willing to give us some sort of serenade on his way out. I don't know if that's too much to ask.

[Shane Cashman]

I can totally do it.

[Top Lobster]

This is, this is when Toad finally died. Yeah. Beautiful. It's amazing. Yeah. Hell yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

38 years old, didn't know what to do do with it. He lives in Boston, Massachusetts. After talking to him for an hour.

[Top Lobster]

I'm sure he's full blown gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's a Toad looking for a little Frog. I'm pretty sure he has a.

[Shane Cashman]

Half.

[Top Lobster]

Inch hard and he's dead.

[Shane Cashman]

He's gonna die.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God.

[Shane Cashman]

I love that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy.

[Shane Cashman]

You know why? You know what I really loved about it was how happy Owen Benjamin was. His. He was all teeth. He was like, yeah, fantastic. He really loves to. To, to on Toad, even.

[Top Lobster]

Even in his special, because I. So I had to, like, sweep through his special to find, like, some good screenshots and stuff. He doesn't really even laugh. Doesn't smile too much at his own jokes. It's like he's very, like, even when he's talking, he's not. Like, when he was singing that song about Toad, he's like, this nigga's in his element. He loves it.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, he was happy. He was happy. That's why it was really nice. It was nice to see how happy he was. Okay, here, let's go on to another question. This is from Xerox. He says, shut up, you troglodyte. There's not a question mark at the end of that.

[Top Lobster]

I agree.

[Shane Cashman]

Why'd you put that there?

[Top Lobster]

I agree, though. Yeah, that's not a question.

[Shane Cashman]

Says, if there are ops that are going against the people, do you think there are people positions by a possible good side, if that's even a thing? I. I probably. I think I just had a stroke. I don't know. What. If there are ops that are going against the people, do you think that there are people positions by a possible good side, if that's even a thing? So, so, okay, I think I get what. What she's saying. No, so. So if there are ops, there is a consolidated effort to push an agenda. The good guys, I don't think, have an agenda, really.

[Top Lobster]

They're.

[Shane Cashman]

They're. They're separate, right? So they're. They're not working in an orchestrated fashion as a consolidated unit to try to get a thing done. So there's. There's no actual concerted opposition. If there are ops, it's all likely coming from the same general direction of the same spirit. But then if there are good guys, like, we're not part. Well, I mean, we're part of a coalition, right, but it's. It's Top Lobster Productions and, you know, but that's. That's about as close as it gets. I don't think that there's anybody. You know, it's an interesting concept. So a guy comes to you in a sneaky back door meeting and he goes, I can give you all the Money. If you just promote this thing and you go, that's a lot of money. And then you go and promote the thing. There are no good guys that are doing that. Like, yo, stop promoting that gay. Start promoting this dope and we'll make sure that you're rich. Like, that doesn't, that doesn't happen. So, yeah, I don't think it was.

[Top Lobster]

Like, stop promoting that gay. Promote this gay.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then, yeah, you're like, ah, so, yeah, it's like white hat, black hat. But then it's always kind of a. Leading you down the same route, you know?

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, yeah, well, that, that's it. So if there is a consolidated group of good guys, it is white hat, black hat, freemasonic Theater. And they're not really good guys. You know, I think that as far as being unified with anything, it's just like Jesus Christ and your homies, and I think that's as far as it goes. Well, your family too, you know what I mean? But other than that, it's the bad guys that are actually going the extra mile. They have federal funding for. You know what's funny? Cliff High, here we go. Said that there was going to come a time in these, in this several month period from like February to. I forget what he said, but we're in that period right now. And what did he say? He said that the mainstream legacy media was going to die and that the, the government, the administration was going to start picking up content creators. And then we just saw Tim Pool get, you know, he's, he's now the official, like, White House show. I don't know, I feel like he should change the name to Trump Cast because if you're working for him.

[Top Lobster]

What did he say about that?

[Shane Cashman]

Cliff High said that that was going to happen. He said that in the months that we're in right now, legacy media was going to be falling apart in such a way that the administration was going to reach out and scoop up podcasters. And I thought that that was happening back when we, we even filled out the paperwork, remember that we could be, we could have White House press passes. And I thought that was hilarious. I wanted to get there and be like, why did your uncle, you know, go to Nikola Tesla's laboratory? You know, like, like that. I wanted to scream things like that. And so I thought that it was happening back then. And then we see it now. It's come to fruition and, And Tim Pool is now, you know, he's official White House. So. Interesting. Worth mentioning. Q. Shout out to Q. Love this dude, he says, just a poor single father. He's a giga. Just a poor single father of four with a hurt lower back and a torn rotator cuff that would only come out of the house for the first time since his wife abandoned the family. If he can go to Bro Grove. But when you're living day to day, barely eating just to feed the kids, you can't get a ticket unless by some miracle there's a free one available. I feel like if I can. I can't go. I'm not going to live much longer. This is my Make a wish, man. Holy. That's a lot of. That's a lot of weight to put on us. And I know Q. He's. He's. He's got a lot of mental fortitude, right? This isn't a guy that breaks down easily. He's desperate. He's in a bad place. He's in a dark place. I don't know if we can alleviate that for you. I'm pulling for you. I don't know who's gonna make the decision. I think Nancy's gonna make the decision about who gets the free ticket.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy's gonna choose herself. That's not fair to choose herself.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, my God. But we'll keep you in mind, Q. And you know my. My advice to you. Get rid of those kids.

[Top Lobster]

They're dead weight.

[Shane Cashman]

They're dead weight, dude. They're just. They're dragging you down. Miguel. Ponce. Ponce. Did you catch that 2073 flick on Netflix? No, did you? Do you know what that is? 27. I don't know what that is.

[Top Lobster]

Look it up here.

[Shane Cashman]

Let's. It's in the future. 2073 Netflix documentary fiction hybrid film. 2073 is not currently available on Netflix. It is, however, screaming on streaming on HBO Max. Is there a synopsis, you dick butts. A woman living in a ruined Earth tries to comprehend how the world was destroyed. That's fascinating, but I have to watch a woman. Oh, it's got five out of 10 on IMDb. Is there a lot of moon symbolism? Is there a lot of inverted triangle symbolism? Is there a lot of Lilith symbolism? She's so strong. This woman's so strong. No, I've not seen that though. I won't watch it either. It seems bad. Tell me about it. Miguel Rebel for the Truth says, can you interview Jeff Harmon?

[Top Lobster]

Who's that?

[Shane Cashman]

I gotta pee.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, wait. You gotta pee?

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah. And then we have to answer if Wolf were interviewed. Jeff Harmon. Are we gonna put on Dude?

[Top Lobster]

Well, I guess. Look Up Jeff Harmon really quickly. See what we could find about Jeff Harmon.

[Shane Cashman]

I am squeezing dong here. Dude, it's gonna burst.

[Top Lobster]

Squeeze too hard.

[Shane Cashman]

Well, I thought I was about to go, so my body was like.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you can't just like, think you're about to go and just get up randomly.

[Shane Cashman]

Dude, I am squeezing.

[Top Lobster]

Squeeze it harder.

[Shane Cashman]

I am.

[Top Lobster]

Wait up. I think we did this. Did we do Black hole Sun?

[Shane Cashman]

I think we did Black hole sun.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. All right, so you guys gotta wait for a second longer.

[Shane Cashman]

I want him to come out with an album.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, right. We can do this one. This is a great one. All right, guys, enjoy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Never been one to trust Never some again in lust it's all too real and the love you feel's forgotten.

[Shane Cashman]

When.

[David Lee Corbo]

Another lays in the bed you made and your best days are forgotten. Is he all you need? Do you look at him the same way you looked at me? You looked at me. Cause when you're saying that I'm the only one. Did you mean that I'm the closest one around? All right. You know the talk is cheap and don't mean nothing there to say I love me cause you like the way it sounds? It sounds now darling the past it earns but the future ain't got nothing to do with you. Your love and words. How for the weekend on Single Minded fools fool now I know so much better baiting than to go around feeding snakes like you. Every money wrestles with the demons but who unknown. The devil I chose is an angel when she's sleeping sweets me the devil in heaven still God's favorite demon. Cuz when you say that I'm the only one. Did you mean that I'm the closest one around? You know the talk is cheap and don't mean a thing. And you say you love me cause you like the way it sounds? Lover of mine is a sign that I haven't slept in weeks. The sun it shines and it's so bright in my eyes but I still cannot see. Oh honey look at the time you're still in my mind and it's at best time to leave. Cuz when you say that I'm the only one. Did you mean that I'm the closest one around?

[Shane Cashman]

Around?

[David Lee Corbo]

You know talk is cheap and don't mean a thing. Do you say you love me cause you like the way it sounds? It sounds now darling the past and hurts but the future ain't got nothing to do with you. I'm you, I'm in your loving words the weekend I love the simple minded.

[Top Lobster]

F.

[David Lee Corbo]

Now I know so much better baiting than to go around Phoenix snakes lying you.

[Top Lobster]

Fantastic.

[Shane Cashman]

That was. That was nice.

[Top Lobster]

That was beautiful.

[Shane Cashman]

That was very nice. We're back now, please. We're back, baby. We're back. All right, let's get back into these questions. Really? That's a. That's another one of those things that gives you like post coitus.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. You feel real, like laid back. This person, Rebel for truth really wants us to talk to somebody? I don't know. Are you spazzing out Rebel for truth?

[Shane Cashman]

Wait, where is he Beliefs and same shit expand so you could be better. You have the opportunity to grow huge. What's he talking about? Hold on, let me.

[Top Lobster]

Let's.

[Shane Cashman]

Let's find his first one and we'll. We'll address it.

[Top Lobster]

He really wants us to talk to the Jew, Gary the numbers guy. I don't really.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, oh, he really wants us to talk to Gary the numbers. The only reason I don't like Gary the numbers guy, besides the fact that he's creating hexes and he's obviously satanic Jew, is because he is fat, ugly, annoying. He has like an ebonics thing that he puts on even though he's from Ohio.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Shane Cashman]

He takes advantage of young black kids. That's. I'm actually a fan of that part. But there's just a lot of stuff about him that I don't like. It's got nothing to do with even his information. Like, like Gary the fat satanic Jew. He has some. Some good takes sometimes, you know, on like cultural, like, you know, I don't know, the state of young men and the state of big homo in America. I don't. I don't have a problem with any of that. You guys don't understand. My. My disliking of Gary is fundamentally because he is gross and off putting. He is a fieldties. Right? He is the. The crippled monster from 300. He is the baby who should have been chucked from the Cliffside. He is a pariah, a leech, a parasite on humanity. And he looks like it too. And that's. That's my problem is. Is not really so much with his information. You know, the. The. The hex thing is gay. That's very gay. Don't do hexes. What are you? Gay and a woman? But. But otherwise it's just really because fat. Really? Because ugly. Really? Because I mean, honestly, I can't even really minimize those two things. That's a huge part of that. And the ugly is huge.

[Top Lobster]

We actually have Some updates from. So here we go. Let's just read through this thread really quickly since this show is about nothing. Funny thing about that. It's all of you. I don't know what this means. So. Oh, he's talking about the Jews. But then here we go. This guy says, top lobster is 1, 2. Apparently, I guess he's calling me a Jew.

[Shane Cashman]

Would I say I've done more to tarnish the reputation of the Jews than you ever will?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Bro is admitting he's done worse than raped 3 year olds and said, I don't understand. You're a baby.

[Shane Cashman]

He just got. That's why. That's why I said you're a baby dick. Because I was like, ah, this guy's like, not even reading properly. So we not reading dialogue.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And then he goes. He's on a few radars lately. Then here we go. This is where it gets fun. They tag your boy. Well, they tag your alt. And now you're back in. So it's like you're talking from both sides of the conversation.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And you say they even have the same schizobot followers that come and spam posts they don't like. It's like the coincidence when a Flynn agent, the Raven, slash escanor wing and globe bots all started crying out using the same verbiage.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, you know why I know the verbiage?

[Top Lobster]

Hear that?

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, yeah. Share that. The verbiage is the word. The phrase schizo posting. And he thinks that that's like some sort of dog whistle among the, you know, the Illuminati of Florida.

[Top Lobster]

But you.

[Shane Cashman]

Your schizoposting, it's a well known. I don't know. You want me to call it something else. I just get so mad when these people get hung up on the dumb things. I'm like, I'm saying crazy things to you. Can you please focus?

[Top Lobster]

They want me to spin a wheel. I don't know what it means, but we'll spin a wheel. One second. We have here.

[Shane Cashman]

Why four? What are we spinning a wheel for?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. They said Rye said spin a wheel.

[Shane Cashman]

Okay. We can spin a wheel.

[Top Lobster]

Spin a wheel. Go.

[Shane Cashman]

Seven.

[Top Lobster]

Nine. All right.

[Shane Cashman]

What? It was on nine.

[Top Lobster]

It was on nine. Yeah, it's on the nine. Good call. Yeah. There we go. Nine. There you go.

[Shane Cashman]

All right, let's get back into these questions real quick. Let's see.

[Top Lobster]

David. Ike would be a great guest. I don't think he'll talk to us. I don't know if he's Seen us talking back to him.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, oh, oh, we forgot to. So Jeff Harmon. We'll look into him. I'll check him out. Maybe he's cool. Thank you, Rebel, for truth. I appreciate it, brother.

[Top Lobster]

Down in your notebook that you never see anything in.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, Cool. I cannot guarantee that I'll ever see this page again. Jeff Harmon. Jeff. Okay, so. So what else do we got here? Bridget wants a free ticket. We already addressed this. How much of the tickets?

[Top Lobster]

Right?

[Shane Cashman]

Boom. Harmon. Okay, got it. Rebel Jr. Oh, I know who J. R. Is. I like him. Will Bro Grove be the origin story of how you guys create the Kill Tony of conspiracy shows? I resent that. Kill Tony's a bad show, so we're gonna make something really good here. No, Kill Tony's not a bad show. I watched it on Netflix for the first time in my life ever. I'd never watched it previously, and that one episode was bad, but that's because there was so much pressure. They were kind of freaking out. It's not their fault. So Bro Grove. I mean it. I think it's always going to be called Bro Grove. And technically, this is the third one already. I. I would. I would liken it. I would. The future of Bro Grove is much more appealing to me in the terms of, like, a skank fest, you know, where it's like this big, insane kind of festival or carnival that goes on for. For two to three days. That would be really cool. And so, you know, I mean, Kill Tony's fight. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So fine show. Actually, let's talk about this. So this is how Brogrove originated, which is, I guess, a rebuttal to our friend Stephen Wilkos.

[Shane Cashman]

Do you have a video? Because I posted a video.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I got the video.

[Shane Cashman]

This is such a beautiful moment for me. Yeah. So Stephen Wilkos, the moon map thief himself.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. All right, Put the numbers in the chat, only the Patreon numbers. Go ahead. A number from, let's say, 1, 2 through 20. Okay. How many of you are here? Let's do emojis instead. Go pick an emoji.

[Shane Cashman]

How many people are in the. In the. Okay. 30 people are in the Patreon.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, let's see. Okay, so, you know what? Let's hold off on this. That's actually a fun idea.

[Shane Cashman]

That is a funny thing. We'll do it towards the end. We'll dismount on that. But yeah, so. So just so the audience has some context, Stephen, the. The. The moon map thief. He says that we stole the term Bohemian Grove from him, which is because we would have to watch your show, Stephen, and we're not watching your show. Nobody's watching your show, Steven.

[Top Lobster]

No one's watching. Apparently. He said that he was working. I know the guys that he was working with. Or he just knows, I guess. You weren't working with them because I spoke with them. They're both even Grove. They have a clothing line that nobody buys either.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, he said it was a pseudo adjacent or. Or partially incorporated. I'm like, what the does that mean, partially incorporated?

[Top Lobster]

Nothing.

[Shane Cashman]

Partially incorporated.

[Top Lobster]

T shirt company. Yeah. You liked some of their tweets. I guess that's what that means. It means nothing. Like, I guess the same way that other dudes partially incorporated with you, the rained out. You know what it is? When. When the rained out podcast guy.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

When they put their picture on that other guy's book that, like, was riddled with typographical errors. Do you remember that?

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that guy. That. He was insane.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. Yeah. Imagine putting. Imagine putting your name on something like that. That's pretty much what happened there. But anyway, yeah, let's. Let's see how it went. This is how it went.

[Shane Cashman]

Okay, so hold on. Wait, wait. There's no. There's no backup context to this. It's just gonna start. And earlier on, before this moment, let's go all the way back, Me and Top are driving to the venue. We're talking about how cool this is that we get to go be part of a comic book signing with Sam Tripley. Strange. We have no business being on that stage at that point, but we are. And on the drive there, you know, I'm just kind of going through ideas because that's what I do. I have little ideas that pop in. I bounce them off Top and we go back and forth about whether or not they're good. I mentioned Bohemian Grove. Now, this is very low hanging fruit. It's not hard to think of the term Bohemian Grove. I just added a R. I'm sure there's parallel thinking. I'm sure other people have thought about it, but we actually executed it. So we sit down with Sam, and Sam kind of mutters to himself, what are we gonna call this thing? And he's kicking around the idea of conspiracy con, which is cool, but Top goes, yo, David's got a name. And Sam Tripley turns to me and he goes, oh, what is it? And I go, oh, Bohemian Grove. And he goes, I like it. And he says nothing else. And then this is what happens next.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go.

[Shane Cashman]

That was your Sign.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry. There.

[Shane Cashman]

I am very uncomfortable, very nervous next to Sam Tripoli.

[Top Lobster]

Looking a little frumpy, too.

[Shane Cashman]

Looking a little frumpy. All right, we're starting half an hour.

[Top Lobster]

Late, and there's no black people here. What is going on with that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Guys? Welcome to Bohemian Grove.

[Shane Cashman]

Now, now, look. And that's pretty much it. You don't have to go any further than. Than that. That is the moment. The moment is as simple as that. Now, when that happens, by the way, I'm floored. I'm so pumped that this happened. I didn't tell him to call this Bohemian Grove. He called it Bohemian Grove. That was the first official Bohemian Grove. And that's it.

[Top Lobster]

That.

[Shane Cashman]

That's it. We didn't steal your name. Unlike you, you moon map thief. We didn't steal your name. And it's also not your name. You never did shoot with it. You never did with it. We did something with it. I didn't get it from you. We don't watch your show. Why would I do that? That's a crazy punishment to inflict upon myself. This just organically happened, and then Sam Tripley said it. So if anybody's guilty of stealing your Stephen, it's Sam Tripley. And you know what? He deserves to steal your. Because he's better than you, Stephen. Everybody's better than you, Stephen. So I. I just wanted to show that off because that was the actual moment. And that. That was a. A really huge moment for me. That. I mean, it looks small on that little video, but for me, that was awesome. I. I couldn't believe it. Yes. Give the moon bap back, Stephen. Thank you. A def. Not Yay's cousin. He's never gonna get it back, But. But just like everything else, he's not going to do anything with it, so somebody else is gonna come along and steal it back.

[Top Lobster]

All right, this is gonna. This is gonna work out great. I have the. I got the. I got our moon map pulled up. I have our spinner pulled up. We'll be picking one random person.

[Shane Cashman]

Now the question how long do you have today? Are we gonna. Are we gonna keep going? Are we gonna wrap it up?

[Top Lobster]

I'm actually gonna go see King of Kings with. With my kids.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, that's cool.

[Top Lobster]

Soon. Yeah. So we'll wrap it up, but actually, the tickets drop in four minutes, so maybe we'll let people. Should we give it away right before the ticket drop?

[Shane Cashman]

No, I would give it away on the way out. It'll be the last thing we do.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I know, but then, like, what if they don't buy the ticket? You know, they might get a. Oh, you know what I'm saying?

[Shane Cashman]

I don't know. How do I win the ticket in flight? Unbelievable. Valkyrie. We never said anything about a flight. Hold on a second. There was something. Well, I gotta. I want to catch up on these questions a little bit, so let's plow through it and then. Yeah, we'll just. We'll do it. We'll give it away.

[Top Lobster]

All right, the questions.

[Shane Cashman]

Okay. Boom, here we go. Nancy. No, no, we have to go with Nancy. Nancy says, will you just drop the ticket sales right now? I don't know. Nancy, you're the one who's in control of all this, so you decide when the tickets drop.

[Top Lobster]

If you. There's a button right there, Nancy, you're looking in the back end as well. You just press the button and it goes.

[Shane Cashman]

Just press the button and the tickets drop. And then.

[Top Lobster]

Huh.

[Shane Cashman]

So, yeah, don't ask us. How do I win the ticket and the flight? There's no flight. We can't do anything about the flight. But, you know, the ticket is.

[Top Lobster]

Is.

[Shane Cashman]

Is gonna happen. Scott says thank you for the ticket.

[Top Lobster]

Question mark. We do have a list of where is. I had it somewhere here. Yeah, there's a list of hotels. Hotels in the area as well. So you could choose your stay all the way from the dingiest hotel to the nicest one that they have to offer there. I have created a list. See, I'm doing things. Otherwise I would. I would have had my, you know, government apparatus do this. But I'm actually up late building these lists for you guys. Very nice.

[Shane Cashman]

I gotta tell you, honestly, being part of the Illuminati of Florida, you would think that that would gain you some perks. They have zero infrastructure. You cannot ever get in touch with them. You call, you call, you call. Nobody ever picks up. They send you, like, weekly emails, but it's. It's inconsequential. It's just reminding you of the perks of your. Your membership. The pool. They sell you that the pool is a perk of your membership. The pool has been closed for two years now.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy.

[Shane Cashman]

You can't even use it. You can't even use it.

[Top Lobster]

So thank you for the $5. Ab. Did ABD tick SCO $5. And he just put a period. Thank you.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh. Nancy's making executive decisions. He says whoever has the nine got the ticket. We're talking about the Indian.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. What are we talking about here, Nancy?

[Shane Cashman]

The Ennead? Whoever has. Whoever's in contact with the nine gets the ticket.

[Top Lobster]

All right, who had nine?

[Shane Cashman]

No, no, no, no, no. We're talking about the. The nine.

[Top Lobster]

Oh. Literally, the nine. Like Ayman Rat just chose nine.

[Shane Cashman]

Nine.

[Top Lobster]

Very cool.

[Shane Cashman]

John Black says, can you embrace the Florida podcast Illuminati concept? It would so hard. Honestly.

[Top Lobster]

Like that. Yes.

[Shane Cashman]

We're doing Bohemian Grove already. Right. So it kind of makes sense to be Florida Illuminati. That's a lot of fun. Xerox. He says, top, you are Jewish. DNA test and prove me wrong.

[Top Lobster]

Not a question. But it's not a question. Xerox. I'm not going to give my DNA to the Mormons. Xerox and also Xerox.

[Shane Cashman]

Aren't you DNA Xerox.

[Top Lobster]

Isn't he the one that's addicted to porn?

[Shane Cashman]

Xerox. Doobie Gooning. Yeah, he do be gooning. Yeah, the furry thing. He does a lot of gooning with the furry thing. Not good.

[Top Lobster]

Very strange.

[Shane Cashman]

All right. And Valkyrie says, is my name in the hat. Valkyrie. You have to talk to us from the Patreon so we know it's real.

[Top Lobster]

All right, you can't talk to us from Valkyrie. Yeah. So let me see. Is there a way where I could just see the patrons only, or do we have to kick everybody else out?

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, like we give it only to the Patreon members. That's funny. Well, how many Patreon members are watching right now? Okay, 31.

[Top Lobster]

31 guys are in there.

[Shane Cashman]

This is what we're gonna do. We are going to cut the stream to YouTube, to Twitter, to rumble. And then we're going to be left only with our Patreon subscribers. And of those people, you will all be added to a ring. I mean, not a ring. What's it called? A wheel. A spinning wheel. The wheel. So if you want a chance. And let me tell you something, guys, we're talking about an awesome event, and we're talking about 32 people are your competition in the Patreon. This is real. You could have this ticket. This ticket could be yours if you go to patreon.com backslash forward, slash, one of the slashes. Nephilim Death Squad. Be there in the next five minutes. We'll give you guys five minutes to transition.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. Have we talked with Old World Florida? We had him on a long time ago.

[Shane Cashman]

It was a good. It was a good conversation. He said a lot of fun stuff.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Narco Longo. He was there. Go check that out. That's a check in the catalog. That's maybe that's one I'll re air eventually because people just don't remember. We do a lot of episodes, so they don't like go back and look. So go ahead and go back and look. Actually, I just aired a new episode, the NDS Chronicles Spinal. So if you're final, if you're poor, that one came out. That's number 17, but we're up to like 19 with that. So go check that out tomorrow. Tim Constantine dropped the next day is going to be scraping at the door. Episode 18 of Chronicles, scraping at the door. And then probably Nathaniel Gillis. We'll figure it out.

[Shane Cashman]

We have 37 people in the Patreon now. Everybody's going there. So. So people are going there. Look, man, it's probably going to be. I would say it's going to land somewhere around 40. 40 live viewers for our Patreon will get dibs on the wheel.

[Top Lobster]

All right, guys, so I made the announcement yesterday that this will be happening now. So, all right, I'm gonna kick everybody else out. We'll see you guys later and we'll talk with you guys in the Patreon live only chat. Here we go. Bye. Okay.

[Shane Cashman]

All right, let's give them a few minutes. We'll give them five minutes. Why don't we do this? Why don't you want to read something? We could find a short story at NDS Chronicles. We'll read it when we're done, we'll do the ticket giveaway and we'll get the out of here.

[Top Lobster]

That's a good idea. Also, what would happen if there's number overlaps?

[Shane Cashman]

Number overlaps. Okay, well, we'll have to assign them numbers.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, you know what? I. I want to give them a. So I want to give away a VIP package. But the thing is, there's like limited seating for the front row, but I would. I would be okay with giving them like the. The goodie bag. I just don't like the. The seats are limited. So if they sell out, like I don't want to. Somebody that paid, you know, what do you think we should do there?

[Shane Cashman]

I think we should give one lucky winner front row seats.

[Top Lobster]

What does VIP give you? VIP is an ever. It's an ever growing list of things my wife has told me to cut down. She says that I'm giving you guys too much because every time I think of something, it's just too much. But we have pins, keychains. I think I'm working on a water bottle. Most likely some sort of a T shirt because the cloaks were just like. It was crazy this year. Like, I didn't want to.

[Shane Cashman]

The tariffs. Right. Because it's coming from China, I guess.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. But they were like almost double, like triple the price that I paid last year. So I can't do cloaks, otherwise it would be just too expensive for you guys. But there's going to be a lot of other things. We have artwork from Dave Burns. I'm going to have some prints for you guys. It'll be a. A bag with the logo screen printed on. And on the other side, I'm going to do something as well. The fake Jordans. Yes. They'll be wet, but they'll be.

[Shane Cashman]

They'll be wet. I think, I think what we should do is we should also rope in at least three VIP members to, to cast their own judges votes on the bodybuilding competition. So it's not just Toad. We have that. And then we. So we have Toad's Choice, which is hugely important and, and takes precedent. And then we'll have the People's Choice and that. And that will come from three judges that get VIP section. Yeah. And one of them will be whoever wins it here.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so VIP also gets you the two front rows of the event. And I'm working, I'm working on a. Like a. Basically reserving half of a restaurant for the performers and VIP people after. It'll be one day, so probably the last day Saturday. And we'll, we'll. I'm gonna, we're gonna do it. I think we, I think we can do it. I'll. We'll have something not like sectioned off, but basically reserve tables where everybody can go and like eat at this restaurant and be sort of in the same place. If there's spots left over, you know, general public can get in or like whoever else from the show can get in. But it's, you know, it's just too. Gonna be too many people. So that's what VIP is going to get you. This is what I'm working on. I also had an idea of doing shepherd slings, but they would be. I think I can do it. I think I could do shepherd slings. What is this? I have people I never met in my comments telling me to stop gooning. Well, you should.

[Shane Cashman]

My brother in Christ. It's time to put, by the way, the tickets dropped. Oh shit. The tickets. Fucking.

[Top Lobster]

All right. So I guess we could read it. We should. We should give away the number. Give it to somebody. And then if you guys want to get some tickets, you can go out there all Right. So we got 38. I gotta change them.

[Shane Cashman]

Okay, yeah, we're not going to read a Chronicle story because we. We just ripped for five of those minutes. So we're gonna spin a wheel. How do we give. How do we assign numbers? How are we gonna do this?

[Top Lobster]

Take a number. Everybody has to pick. I don't know.

[Shane Cashman]

Okay, sound off in the chat. And as long as there's no overlap, will use those numbers. But the second you guys pick the same numbers, you gotta. And please start from one for the.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no. I don't even care if there's overlap. We'll spin it again between the two people who won. Then we'll just do one and two and whatever. Pick your numbers. Hurry up and go. Everybody that is listening, you heard three, 33.

[Shane Cashman]

Look at everybody.

[Top Lobster]

There's a lot of 30 threes.

[Shane Cashman]

All right, so, guys, you can't do fucking all.

[Top Lobster]

You can do whatever you want because if it comes out 33, we'll spin it again between you two guys. Just you two. That's fine. Nancy says 32. Very smart, Nancy. All right, everyone, get your numbers in. No, double numbers. I'm watching you guys.

[Shane Cashman]

If you double them and look, that's it. That's. Whoever is competing are the people who put their numbers in here. That's it. Okay, so if you're. If you're watching and you're not in the chat. You stupid.

[Top Lobster]

John Black, 444 is. It goes up to 38. One through 38 is what we're doing.

[Shane Cashman]

Black, you son of a. Come on, be reasonable.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, okay.

[Shane Cashman]

No, Q, you can't be 69. It goes up to 38.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, go ahead, pick 69. You're just not. Definitely not gonna win.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, that's true.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go. We're waiting.

[Shane Cashman]

I hope you're doing. Because.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, there's another 44. This. What a retard. Okay, 1 through. 1 through 38 is the number 38.

[Shane Cashman]

You should have established that because ticket winner said 54 simply can't be the ticket winner if you're 54. 1 through 38. Guys, 1 through 38, get your numbers.

[Top Lobster]

In, pick whatever you want, do whatever you like.

[Shane Cashman]

Another 33 questions. Top striking it. That's how you know it's going to do.

[Top Lobster]

It's going to.

[Shane Cashman]

It's going to be very good.

[Top Lobster]

It's going to be legit. Okay, here we go. Are we all done, people? Is everybody in? Have you picked your numbers? Are you spent?

[Shane Cashman]

Let's give them. We'll give them a total of three minutes in case anybody's behind. Let's give them three minutes. So. So you see, right now we're live an hour and 26 minutes.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, no, well, it's gonna.

[Shane Cashman]

Let's do the drawing at an hour 30 even.

[Top Lobster]

One hour 30.

[Shane Cashman]

Okay, one hour 30. We got some time. I guess. I'll read these people something in the meantime, while you. Because I see you're over there doing a clickety clacks. Let's see. These are all very long. Here we go. Who's this?

[Top Lobster]

Here we go.

[Shane Cashman]

We have Sean. It says Ed Mabry did it. Okay. It's a short one. All right, great. I'm gonna read this. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, read it. Go ahead.

[Shane Cashman]

Okay. Hi, Raven. And top off the bat. Hi. Not that I presume this will ever be read on air, you're wrong. But in that rare case, I wish to remain anonymous. Tell me your name.

[Top Lobster]

He. Bro. You said his name already, right at the time. I did it.

[Shane Cashman]

Damn it. If you want to remain anonymous, don't put your name. I hold a high level position at a large international company and I'm not prepared to tell my wife I lost my job because my company found out that I'm a dangerous retarded. What?

[Top Lobster]

Wait, what?

[Shane Cashman]

Everyone I work with thinks I'm a super normie and their minds would melt if I ever heard. Oh, okay. He's saying, yeah, I don't want this to get back to me because I'll lose my job because. No, no.

[Top Lobster]

Dangerous retard. How? Like that. You listen to this show.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Well, they fired you.

[Shane Cashman]

No, no, no. He's saying it could happen and he doesn't want that to happen, so don't dox him like I did just at the beginning. In any event, I had nothing short of a terrifying experience listening to the episode with Ed Mabry and his take on what hell is like for the essence of time. I often listen to podcasts on two times speed to get as much as I can during my hectic schedule. I was listening to you guys on two times, so I don't know if that. With the frequency or not. With that out of the way, I'll be as thorough as possible with my story. On Friday, December 13th, which was a full moon. Friday the 13th on a full moon with drones flying around central New Jersey, where I live. Tell me your address. I used to live in New Jersey. Central Jersey. I was going to pick up food for my pregnant, pregnant wife and our son. When I left the house, my wife was fine, had no pains or Anything? I live in a rural area in New Jersey, so it takes me some time to get to the restaurant to pick up food. While driving, I got through the part of the episode where you were talking to Ed about drones. I only got to listen to about three minutes of Ed talking about what hell is like before I got to the restaurant, went in to pick up the food. When I got back to my car, my wife called my cell and left a voicemail. Asl, Age, Sex, location. Asl I. Oh, okay, okay. At left a voicemail. As I left the cell in the car and didn't answer. I called her back and she was frantic, telling me she was heavily bleeding and might be miscarrying. I reassured my wife that everything was going to be fine, hung up, and booked it home, praying my ass off without turning the episode back on. For the record, when we got to the doctor's office the next morning, everything is fine with the baby. Okay, great. This terrifying event alone didn't make me think about a connection with the episode. The next day, with my wife on bed rest and my son going down for a nap, I decided to put the episode back on. What the hell was that?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it's time. That means it's. It's ready. Hey.

[Shane Cashman]

All right, I got a little bit more. I'm almost done with this. I want to get his whole thing out.

[Top Lobster]

All right? Yeah. Yeah.

[Shane Cashman]

Okay. So he's putting his son down for a nap. He decided to fire the episode back up. Within two minutes of Ed talking about hell and Hades, a giant mirror in my downstairs, downstairs bathroom came crashing down and made a sound like drums and trumpets. Whoa. That's weird. It was deafening sound. It was a deafening sound that somehow my wife and son didn't hear. I couldn't believe it because it shook the house like we were in an earthquake. Also, the mirror was on the ground, but only had a minor chip on the bottom. Huh, that's interesting. It may not sound as crazy as it is reading my gay email as the experience. I'm sorry. It may not sound as crazy reading my gay email as it is experiencing it in person, but I said to myself, sorry, Ed, I'm just not going to make it through this episode. I'll catch the next one. It might have been his description of hell that did something. I don't normally have these experiences. I hope it's the end of it. And I hope Ed doesn't have some frequency that causes chaos in my life, because I really enjoy his insight, despite me being a practicing Catholic who even Attends Latin Mass on occasion. With that, I respect your work, but I cringe when you guys go on about the Catholics, I. E. I forget what that stands for. In example, we are not worshiping Mary, angels and saints. You let the Mormons on to give an explanation of the Catholic faith. You should have a Catholic on to explain Christian Orthodoxy. Both Catholic and Orthodox share similar beliefs. We kind of have done that already. I mean, we, we talked to Buck Johnson, obviously we talked to Jane Dyer.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I mean Christian Orthodoxy. He's talking about having a Catholic, like a Catholic person on.

[Shane Cashman]

Well, he's saying because they're, they share similar beliefs. So I'm just saying in that spirit, we've, we've probably touched on much of it, but yeah, I think that's not a bad idea. I haven't thought about doing that, but maybe we should consider it. I'm just a. But the Catholic Church has many insights into the spiritual realm both of you are discovering. It wasn't difficult for me to open my mind to what you were talking about because Catholics very much believe in angels and demons. For instance, the third secret of Fatima is very interesting and fits into a lot of what you're talking about. Also, the Catholics and Orthodox aren't Judai, Judaize, Judez. They don't. They're not all Judah. And the Jews hate us the most because of this. Keep up the excellent work notes. And then he, he left it here. I was hoping he left his full name so I could dox him. Thank you very much. I'll consider that. Somebody on for check out Ed's three.

[Top Lobster]

Part series Hell on YouTube. Yeah, I think I have, I have said that. I've seen that one. It's a good episode. The Catholic Church is a lot more, is a lot more closely associated with Judaism or at least like the, the Jews than the Orthodox churches. So. But again, yeah, I don't know as much about the Catholic Church. Maybe what's her name? Who. Come on. And yeah, honestly, it would be intolerable getting yelled at by Nancy to just, just be Catholic. All right, we've got 40 people in the chat now. I will increase the number to 40. If you are listening right now, you can go ahead and put the number, your number in.

[Shane Cashman]

Last chance, guys. Put your numbers if you already haven't because we about to spin that wheel, baby.

[Top Lobster]

In this right now. I'm about to spin that. Spin that. All right, there we go.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. There's more numbers popping up there's. A three down there. There's a 17 up there. Even though that's Q and he's already did the numbers.

[Top Lobster]

I'm pretty sure Tyler and Q have already put their numbers in. But here we go. We're ready to spin.

[Shane Cashman]

Real Y. Real rear. It's hard to.

[Top Lobster]

Real rye got his 12 busing in. All right.

[Shane Cashman]

I hope real Rye is going to be there this year. You better be there, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Let's see. One, two, three. We're spinning it. Here we go.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, who's gonna get it? 14. I'm gonna say 14. Oh, oh, oh.

[Top Lobster]

11.

[Shane Cashman]

11. Who is 11? Who is it? Does the B stand for butthole? There we go. Number 11.

[Top Lobster]

I'm make sure nobody else said 11. So we might have to spin this again.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, of course. Somebody else said 11 too. I'm going back. I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling, I'm scrolling. I'm not seeing another 11. I thought for sure everybody would say.

[Top Lobster]

It'S such a death.

[Shane Cashman]

Oh, death knot. Okay, now it's between death knot and Brandon. Yeah, Brandon said 11 and def knots at 11.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. I mean, good, good choice, guys. Good choice in numbers. But yeah, you both chose the same number, so let's scroll up. Anyone else?

[Shane Cashman]

No. John Black. You can't say 11.

[Top Lobster]

He said 11 just now. Okay. All right, so that was Def not and Brandon B. Yep.

[Shane Cashman]

Def not and Brandon B.

[Top Lobster]

All right, so now still in the chat.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, he's here.

[Top Lobster]

Let's go back. Now we have random digits by rail. Let's just do one to two.

[Shane Cashman]

That's it. One to two. Just half.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. What? Brandon.

[Shane Cashman]

Okay, so let's say dark green. Oh, wait, Brandon is one and. And. And def not is two.

[Top Lobster]

Is def not even still in here?

[Shane Cashman]

Yes, he's 100 here. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, there he goes. Yeah, so he said 11 as well. Okay.

[Shane Cashman]

Death not is two.

[Top Lobster]

He's mad. All right, so Brandon's one. Death not is two. Guys, are we ready to spin this wheel? If we're ready to spin the wheel say spin that wheel or they don't.

[Shane Cashman]

They don't care anymore because they already lost. It's only Brandon and and Def not.

[Top Lobster]

That care first is the knife and now it's the ticket.

[Shane Cashman]

That knife took a long ass time to ship out.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, here we go. Are we ready? Brandon is one. Def not is two.

[Shane Cashman]

And Brandon is one.

[Top Lobster]

That's not as two. Oh, God, the pressure. Here we go.

[Shane Cashman]

Tyler 912 says yeah. These guys. Big Brandon, big booty hole. Brandon wins.

[Top Lobster]

Brandon one.

[Shane Cashman]

There you Go.

[Top Lobster]

I'm really sorry to all the haters and losers of this event, but I think we do have a few more giveaways, so I don't know how I'm gonna be doing it.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, I mean, we'll. We'll figure out how to give some more away. And that's. That's.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know if we have, like, a ticket giveaways or just like, VIP bag giveaways, things like that.

[Shane Cashman]

Look at Valkyrie. She's so sneaky. Give a chick a ticket away to a chick to help remain balanced. Ah, very sneaky. I like how she's trying to. Like there's a reason to do that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't know. We. Listen, whoever gets it, this is a merit based. Congratulations. Okay?

[Shane Cashman]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

11 eggs. Congratulations. Brandon B. Message me on. I think message me on the Patreon and we'll get it all set up. I'll have everything linked up for you so you can get your stuff. So.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

But right now, ticket sales are up. They should be up. Let's see if. See if this page updated.

[Shane Cashman]

Look, Xerox. He's a. He's gooning and he's lying. Gooning and lying. Xerox. No way to go through life. No way to go through life. Praying for you, brother. Reel it in a little bit with the gooning. Xerox, please.

[Top Lobster]

Available now. We're up, we're up, we're up.

[Shane Cashman]

Good. Yeah. Let's go. Guys, if you are watching this, if you are hearing our voice, head over to patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad. Buy those tickets because they're officially out. Because you know what we're doing right after this? I'm hopping on Twitter and I'm going, guys, the tickets are out. Go to our Patreon. Go to our Patreon, Pay us and then pay us again for the tickets. That's what I'm gonna go tell people to do as soon as this is over. As soon as we're done here. So, you know, get your, get your tickets.

[Top Lobster]

Get your dude. Get your, get it on. Here we go. I mean, tickets. We got our golden ticket here, man. Get up there. Oh, that's not it.

[Shane Cashman]

That's not. It's a pie graph.

[Top Lobster]

Regular golden ticket. We got our ticket. VIP golden ticket. Go. Go and get it. We'll see you guys at Bohemian Grove. It's gonna be fun.

[Shane Cashman]

So fun.

[Top Lobster]

So fun. So much fun.

[Shane Cashman]

It is gonna be fun, though. I honestly, I've been looking at this event and what's going on. There's a lot of people that we haven't been able to announce yet because I don't want to over announce and under deliver, but let's just say there's a lot of things cooking in the background that are going to make this event one to remember. One to remember. We have no business pulling off something this awesome. And it's about to happen. So I'm pumped, dude. I'm pumped to be able to do this, and I'm happy that our dangerous retards are going to get first dibs because I just want to look out into a sea of re.

[Top Lobster]

I think you. You're gonna have some time, Tyler. It's just when. When they release, like, actually, my phone's going off right now, so I know that they're selling tickets, but when they release, they're gonna go fast, probably to, you know, everyone's audiences. It's gonna be. Not that this show is going to be like, well, the show's gonna be great, but it's just gonna be advertised to like a very large or you're talking about a hundred thousand at least with Sam, 250, 000 with Owen. And Owen doesn't tour much. So, like, they're gonna buy the ticket just to see Owen, just to see Sam, and they're gonna get both.

[Shane Cashman]

You know, how many bears would love to go and see, you know, Owen, but he's been mostly just doing it on his farm. Now he's coming out. So that means that a bunch of bears. I don't want to look out and see a bunch of bears. I want to look out and see a bunch of dangerous retards. All right, that's. That's what I want. That's why we're giving it to you first. And Top and I were talking about it this morning. It's like, when should we release it to the general public? Because at the end of the day, we do have to sell these tickets because we got to pay these people. So we might be releasing them to the general public before the week is over.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, the VIP tickets, I will show you guys. Hold on. If you're. If you're a little confused where to find this stuff.

[Shane Cashman]

Gpi. What was your. What was your question? We just got. There was so many. We didn't get to them all. I like gpi. GPI was one of the only people that's ever watching on Twitch, I think.

[Top Lobster]

So, guys, you can go to. Click the link. It's going to be over here, Bohemian Grove, three this is the, these are the hotels. So go ahead and check all that stuff out. But over here at the very bottom, there's a two day general admission and a two day VIP ticket. I'm actually going to clean up the hotel list so it doesn't look as crazy. You click on the VIP and that's how you get that ticket there.

[Shane Cashman]

So we're not even selling one day packages, by the way. This is only a two day event. We're not even fucking around with one day packages. Right.

[Top Lobster]

If you're going to be out there, you're going to be out there for the weekend. So. Yeah, for the weekend. And chill. Yeah.

[Shane Cashman]

So that price is for two days. That's, that's live performances from Tripoli, that's Cashman, it's us, it's Tower Gang, it's Owen Benjamin, and like I said, there's other people that are coming. We just don't want to spill the beans yet.

[Top Lobster]

But we have a, we have confirmation of. So a live performance by Colt's Conspiracy. They're going to be heading the, the round table. It's a conspiracy round table. And I don't even know how many people we have coming. But you know, Paranoid American will be there. He's running our merch stand, so he's gonna have a lot of dope. There's going to be a confessionals booth that's going to be next to the merch stand. So if you spooky stories, you're going to go in there and tell your crazy ass story into some kind of GoPro camera and we're going to look it over later afterward and it might make a documentary.

[Shane Cashman]

Yeah, I actually think that's worth expanding on. We are working on a documentary. A lot of the footage from this event is going to be used in the documentary. So you might end up at a documentary. But what Top is talking about, yeah, we're going to erect a booth. It's a single or two person booth, whatever, you sit inside of it and you share your supernatural. Supernatural testimony. If you had an experience like, like that, you would type out for NDS Chronicles. You could actually sit in this booth alone and tell this story. And then we're going to be going through that later on and we're going to use that material to make a documentary. So a lot of, there's a lot of really weird, a lot of really cool that's going to be happening there and I really want our fans to be there. That's, that's my, my whole thing with this is Like I, I, I, it's easy to sell out. We know that it's going to be packed because you know, they're not, you're.

[Top Lobster]

Not gonna, you're not gonna find them on toplops.com. you got to go to the Patreon. There is a link that is there. So you have to click that link. It's like a, it's a hidden link, but it's there. You have to go to the Patreon. Let me show you where you can find it again. Guys, I know that you're a little. It's fine. It's the latest one. I pinned it to the top, so go there. You can click on this link at the very top and get in there and do what you got to do. So. Or it's also in the Bohemian Grove collection, so you'll find it. But this is it. The pre release tickets with a little golden ticket. Go find it. I'm excited, I'm glad because it's, it's.

[Shane Cashman]

Going to be so good. I'm like, how are we going to top this?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's, it's going to be all downhill from here. This is going to be the best thing that we do. And hopefully we can piggyback and like grow to a point where this will help us grow to a point where, you know, the show isn't, doesn't have to necessarily be about big acts like Owen Benjamin and Sam Tripley. Although next year, you know, I already have names. We already, we have names lined up that we can get to come down to do this if this is successful, if this goes well. We, yeah, like big names, people that, that follow me. People that, you know, that I know. I have their number. They, I think that they'll be happy to come down and do some with us.

[Shane Cashman]

Speaking of coming down and doing some Valkyrie. No lesbian stuff. No gay. That goes everybody and stuff. Nancy. No lesbian stuff.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. Oh, they were asking about the VIP ticket. The VIP ticket. I think I just said it's gonna have like a goodie bag. You're gonna have like a literal bag. It's gonna be nice screen printed. There'll be stuff inside of it. Artwork, pins like that, water bottles, a T shirt. I think I'm gonna do the A T shirt instead. And maybe we'll do the shepherd slings. Although I don't know how crazy I am about you guys having shepherd slings at this event.

[Shane Cashman]

Honestly, we should get them just knives, like daggers.

[Top Lobster]

Very dangerous. Very dangerous. But yeah, so whatever, whatever the extra cost is for the vip, I'm trying to just pour it back into whatever I can give to you guys, because this is. It's gonna be awesome. Also, front row seats. The first two front rows. That's why VIP is limited. And a limited hangout, that's what we're gonna call a limited hangout at a restaurant.

[Shane Cashman]

I love it. A limited hangout. That's so clever. You. Yes. Yeah. Guys, we're not making money on the VIP tickets. We're literally packing them to the brim, to the point where we don't go in the hole. Because we love you guys. We want you guys to have a insane experience. And it's not about the. The money. It's about what can we make. I think we're gonna make something really cool. We're gonna make something really cool. Guys, this is Milk. Astogas wants to know how he's gonna get his knife through tsa. Butt knife. Butt knife. Milk is Dogus. Butt knife. Also, please, Blackface, when you appear, when you show up, Blackface Scott says he's not going to be wearing pants, which is good.

[Top Lobster]

Brandon B. Please make sure you message us and. All right, let's get out of here. I'll play the. I'll play this one more time for the people who missed it in the beginning. So.

[Shane Cashman]

Okay. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Your. Your shit's all janky and retarded. I'll play it.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Can you do it? Can you pull. Mine's up from the bottom there? Well, you might have to put it yourself because. Yeah, I'm going from the studio. Go ahead.

[Shane Cashman]

I'm opening it. I'll find it eventually.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry. We'll figure this out. You got to download it, then you got to press present.

[Shane Cashman]

I got to download it?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, download it. Press present and press video file after it's downloaded. It's the best.

[Shane Cashman]

Never mind. That's crazy. Just play it on your end. It's going to be a little bit choppy, but it's fine. Thank you very much for the support.

[Top Lobster]

Yep. Oh, you thought I was. That I was just taking you out right there, right?

[Shane Cashman]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[Shane Cashman]

No, I just like. Between Area 51, Comedy Central, and a really intense episode of Ancient Aliens, there exists a place.

[Top Lobster]

I don't even. I don't like this. Welcome to Bohemian Grove. June 20th to 21st. The Tropic Leesburg, Florida.

[Shane Cashman]

Featuring performances from Tower Gang, Nephilim Death.

[Top Lobster]

Squad, the Bard of Band Speech, Owen Benjamin Stam, Tripoli. Hosted by the cosmic cowboy of consciousness himself, Shane Cashman.

[Shane Cashman]

You'll experience live podcasts, wild performances and.

[Top Lobster]

The kind of conversations that'll get your groups chat that will get your group chats flagged by the nsa.

[Shane Cashman]

God damn it. Day two isn't just off the rails. There are no rails. Yeah, that is gay, right?

[Top Lobster]

It's unfiltered, uncensored and quite possibly a psyop, but a really fun one.

[Shane Cashman]

Conspiracies, comedy, chaos. At least one guy trying to sell you DMT in the parking lot.

[Top Lobster]

Welcome to Bohemian Grove. Two days. Shut up.

[Shane Cashman]

Bohemian Grove Three.

[Top Lobster]

Two days.

[Shane Cashman]

One portal.

[Top Lobster]

And remember, if you don't show up, the Jews win. Tickets are on sale now.

[David Lee Corbo]

The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is.

[Shane Cashman]

A oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.

[David Lee Corbo]

You can persuade that what they see.

[Shane Cashman]

With their eyes is what there is to see because they'll act in the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Face of an explanation that portrays the.

[Shane Cashman]

Bigger picture of what and they have.