Christmas Chainsaw Massacre | Neph 2 America

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad Biblical Conspiracy

Ep. "Christmas Chainsaw Massacre | Neph 2 America"

Hosts: TopLobsta & David Lee Corbo (“The Raven”)
Date: January 7, 2026

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode marks the first Neph 2 America of 2026, with TopLobsta and the Raven weaving through Biblical, conspiratorial, and current event topics with their trademark irreverent humor and deep-dive speculation. They shift from viral misadventures in NYC and social trends, to Biblical prophecy, end-times debates, alien-narrative analysis, and, finally, a comedic reflection on family excess surrounding Christmas—hence the “Christmas Chainsaw Massacre” title.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Podcast & Community Banter

• The hosts riff on podcast competition, Patreon support, and banter about their “nastiness” nickname and merch sales.
• They discuss backlash against Ed Mabry after his episode with Tony Merkel, defending him from online trolling.
  • “They're a band of Mr. Nasties.” — TopLobsta ([04:46])
• Scenes of their IRL coffee shop and studio audience, plus a thank you for fan mail from “Brian in Florida,” whose handwriting the hosts roast for comedic effect.

2. New Year’s Viral Misinformation & Social Commentary

• The hosts lampoon a recent TikTok hoax where thousands went to the Brooklyn Bridge for a fake fireworks show.
  • Clip/Timestamp: [06:01–07:03]
  • “This is exactly what New York deserves.” — Raven ([06:50])
• Extend this to a critique of TikTok’s effect on ruining hidden locales, food spots, and the proliferation of “girl slop” and misinformation.
• Discuss personal New Year’s resolutions, including Raven’s self-examination of food addiction and family history of diabetes, joking about a “cocoa demon.”
  • “To a point where it's debilitating. My grandmother had her legs... amputated because of diabetes. ...So what that means is this has been a problem in my family for a long time.” — Raven ([09:46])
• Anecdotes on fasting, the “23 fast one hour window,” channeling intergenerational wisdom, and comedic riffs on generational food issues.

3. Viral Hoaxes, Social Media, & Personal Safety

• Rant about how tourists and locals in New York (and TikTok at large) easily get duped, blending into broader commentary about collective idiocy and risk.
• Debates about urban decline, safety anxieties, and the loss of individual responsibility:
  • “You're gonna die waiting for New York to change rather than just leaving.” — Raven ([20:24])

4. NYC Politics & The Era of “Collectivism”

• Dissects the inauguration and rhetoric of NYC’s new mayor, who vowed to replace “the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.”
  • Notable Quote (with timestamp):
    “We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.” — NYC Mayor, played at ([25:16–25:56])
• Hosts openly ridicule the collectivist turn and predict rapid, state-fueled “communism” in the city.
  • “No more individualism. Collectivism, collect communism. Communism.” — Raven ([25:56])
• They speculate on coming “race war” narratives, discuss possible escalation of religious and ethnic tensions, and anticipate increased Christian persecution beginning in city centers.

5. Religious, Racial, & Immigrant Demographics

• Analyze the implications of growing Muslim influence in major American cities, TikTok’s shift in content, and viral discourses about Somali and Muslim immigration.
• Raven acknowledges seeing a wave of “white women complaining” about issues connected to Somali immigrant IQ statistics and physical assaults—claiming a rising anti-Muslim sentiment on social media.
• Poke fun at how both China and Israel are implicated in TikTok’s management/ownership, showing skepticism toward official narratives.
  • “That's how you would do this thing. It's like, what is that? Is that a national bird? ...That feels 100% like communications to somebody, though.” — Raven, in the bird/Hebrew windmill image discussion ([55:48])

6. Alien Narratives, New Age Deceptions, & The “Divine Feminine”

• Transition into the analysis of alien disclosure, the “Galactic Federation of Light,” and how New Age narratives mimic and distort Biblical scripture.
  • They mock a viral video where a young kid gives vague “alien revelations,” and slam the rise in single-parent, Oedipal dynamics behind such phenomena ([94:03–96:49]).
  • String together Hopi prophecy, Pleiadian Jesus, Melania Trump “lookalike” art, and the notion that the “divine feminine” is the ultimate end-times deception.
  • “This divine feminine thing... what it does to men. Right. This is like a soft, fat, kind of soft spoken, weak dude.” — Raven on Ryan Bledsoe ([83:47])
• Tie current events and prophecy together, e.g., the critique of religious elites, Trump auctioning a Jesus painting that allegedly resembles Melania, with musings about prophecy, myth, and possible predictive programming in art and politics.

7. Biblical End-Times Arguments & “Little Season” Debate

• Extended, passionate disputation about the “little season” theory: when Satan is released after a thousand years, what the New Jerusalem means, questions of prophecy, spiritual responsibility, and the role of Holy Spirit post-millennial reign.
  • Discusses Hebrew translation and scriptural literalism vs. metaphor.
  • Cites pushback against Ed Mabry for “mispronouncing the wrong emperor” and the “tribal” ways the “Little Seasoners” police the theory.
  • “If that is the fruits of this theology, is that sort of behavior, then you...” — Raven ([110:25])
• Tie in Nick Fuentes, Jack Posobiec, and other “based” characters, questioning whether current outrage-media has any real solution for creeping “Marxism/collectivism.”

8. Materialism & Family: “Christmas Chainsaw Massacre”

• Extended comedic sequence recounting TopLobsta’s massively over-the-top family Christmas, culminating in the accidental gifting of a chainsaw intended for “Uncle David” to host David Lee Corbo.
  • “What the hell did you think was gonna happen?” — Raven, after swinging around the chainsaw ([146:15])
  • They discuss the escalating extravaganza of holiday gift-giving, with anecdotes about absurd quantities of gifts, family expectations, and generational materialism.
  • Hilarity over misunderstanding, as Corbo expresses joy over the chainsaw while TopLobsta’s mother panics at the mixup.

9. Messages for Mom: TikTok’s Latest Fear Cycle

• Wrap up with their Messages for Mom segment: riff on TikTok fear-mongering, AI call scams mimicking dead relatives, and generational techno-anxiety.
• More birdbrained fear-tactics and topical TikTok memes, culminating in gags about urinal mishaps and Adam Sandler’s joke about Shaquille O’Neal.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Collectivism:
  “We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.” — NYC Mayor ([25:56])
• On Social Media “Ruin”:
  “TikTok blew it up. Ruined it. Now there's nothing but lines of tourism all throughout my small town.” — Raven ([11:00])
• On Urban Decline:
  “Because the glamour of the city... It's now the knife life.” — Raven ([20:48])
• On Christmas Mania:
  “I've never seen such a display materialism in my life... There’s two fucking Christmas trees. Two!” — Raven ([137:01], [144:01])
• Chain Reaction:
  “He pulls [the chainsaw] out and starts swinging it around.” — TopLobsta ([146:15]) “That wasn't meant to get that. There's another David. ...That's the funniest in the world.” — TopLobsta ([147:13–147:23])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| MM:SS | Topic/Quote | |----------|--------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:45 | Show intro; hosts re-introduce themselves and the new episode | | 03:46 | Patreon pitch, inside-podcast humor, Ed Mabry drama | | 06:01 | Brooklyn Bridge TikTok hoax | | 09:46 | Raven’s chocolate/food addiction and family diabetes history | | 19:09 | Riffing on NYC’s “perennial fools” and urban decline | | 25:16 | NYC mayor’s inaugural collectivist vow | | 29:09 | Fears of religious & ethnic tension in major US cities | | 34:56 | Shift in TikTok content: rising anti-Muslim/Somali sentiment | | 41:16 | Trump’s Jesus painting; conspiracy theories in art | | 46:38 | Hopi prophecy, Melania symbolism, the “divine feminine” | | 57:09 | Ryan Bledsoe, aliens, divine feminine, and New Age deception | | 76:31 | Spurgeon on Marxism: Biblical opposition to socialism/collectivism | | 94:03 | Mocking single-parent “starseed” alien-child videos | | 110:25 | “Little Season” theory—tribal debates, disagreement, Ed Mabry | | 137:01 | Christmas Chainsaw Massacre (family Christmas gift story starts) | | 146:15 | Chainsaw mix-up; “Mr. Nasty” recap |

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Tone & Language

Highly irreverent, conspiratorial, and comedic. The hosts (and guests) speak bluntly, mix “bro” humor with dense esoteric/Biblical analysis, and move rapidly between sincerity and parody. There’s a palpable DIY, “in-group” energy—listeners are assumed to be familiar with alt-media, religious debates, and meme wars.

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For New Listeners

This episode is best approached as a high-velocity tour through America’s current culture war, pop-conspiracies, and radical theological riffs—grounded always in the chemistry, subversive wit, and personal anecdotes of its hosts. While much is satirical, their critiques of media, materialism, and church culture are pointed and sincere. The “Christmas Chainsaw Massacre” segment is especially rich for fans seeking alt-podcast banter-mixed-with-memorable-family-meltdown stories.

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For Direct Reference

• For the NYC collectivism speech, see [25:16–25:56]
• For the Melania/Jesus painting discussion, see [41:16–44:01]
• For “Little Season” debate, start near [102:38–119:22]
• For the infamous Christmas Chainsaw Massacre story: [137:01–149:56]

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Endnote:
If you haven’t listened, this summary should prime you for the wild ride—covering conspiracies, prophecy, comics, internet mobs, and why you might end up with a surprise chainsaw for Christmas.

"If that is the fruits of this theology, is that sort of behavior, then you..." — Raven ([110:25]).

Transcript

[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Line Still]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Line Still]

Top Lobster Productions Sam. Nephew America is recorded in front of.

[David Lee Corbo]

A live studio audience.

[Top Line Still]

Viewer discretion is advised.

[David Lee Corbo]

Even pulled up anything. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the very first episode of Neff to America of 2026. I am David Lee Corbo, aka the Raven. That is top line still aka Mr. Nasty.

[Top Line Still]

No, we're being nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's your name now is Mr. Nasty.

[Top Line Still]

We're being nice this year.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's the first episode. Oh, wait. Well, speaking of being nice, you should be nice. You should subscribe to our Patreon patreon.com forward/nephilim death Squad. Pay us so that we may continue to do this thing at the you incredibly high level that we do it at. I don't see anybody going as in the podcast game is us as these two guys right here.

[Top Line Still]

Well, there are some people.

[David Lee Corbo]

There are a few, yeah. But it's actually a very small amount of people. I mean 10.

[Top Line Still]

There's a guy that looks like a walrus that's trying to be a man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't talk about him. Stop that. I'm just saying you can sign up here early.

[Top Line Still]

Did you try that hard for anything? You tried to be Timothy Albarino.

[David Lee Corbo]

I did and I thought I succeeded. I don't think you did there's stuff there at patreon.com you can get early access to episodes, early dibs on tickets.

[Top Line Still]

To Prohibian old shirts from the same.

[David Lee Corbo]

If you don't have it, you should get it. If you do have it, get it again. Oh, look, the little season or shirt. That's actually timely.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

Given all of the black back that sweet Ed Mabry has been receiving after his episode on Tony Merkel. I'd love to know what the chat thought about that episode because I'm still working through it. I'm about 75 of the way through. It's a three hour episode. It's excellent. It's excellent. So maybe buy this to support Ed. It's not going to go to him. The funds. I mean, we'll get the money for it, but show your support. It's really the, the nature of a thing that matters, not the form.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, there is a lot of black back for Ed, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

I, I think Mabry, too, He, I mean, I'm sorry, Mabry, that's a bit redundant. Mabry, too, is Merkel. Merkel probably hasn't stepped his foot in an arena that's going to get him full of shit. Just. Yeah, just like all of the crap that's going to get flung at him now. I think this, this might be. I mean, you know, he's been doing it for a long time. But the little seasoners, they're. They're vicious, they're nasty.

[Top Line Still]

They're.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, you have the nerve to call me nasty.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're a band of Mr. Nasties.

[Top Line Still]

They are. And so they're certainly nasty.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, you're, you're going back and forth with some of them right now. No, well, I'm, that's the last I saw on our, on our Instagram, which.

[Top Line Still]

Is blowing up, by the way. I'm winning. Yeah, I am. I'm winning.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. And they're. Well, they're, they're being nasty. They're not being nasty. No, they're not being, they're not being nasty.

[Top Line Still]

They are being nasty to Ed.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And I don't like that. So buy a T shirt from us which will pay us and that is a spiritual defendant. And we'll defend Ed.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, that's.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know how we'll do it. I'm very excited. We have a bunch of topics today. Muslims in New York, the big painting of Jesus at the White House. We have some alien talk as well. Maybe we'll get into some of this little season conversation. We have, of course, messages from mom.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

But I thought that a great way to start the show would be with something that was a little bit New Year flavored. We just got back. It's 2026. I haven't seen you since last year.

[Top Line Still]

What's that taste like?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, Beer, Vomit, depression, sadness, regert. So maybe we can pull this up on the screen here. Apparently this is just a little fun thing.

[Top Line Still]

I like how you ask nicely. Yeah, but what you mean is like, go ahead and do that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Pull it up. Dude, that's the wrong thing. That's the little season or shirt, which.

[Top Line Still]

You guys should go and I'll do what I want.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, so we have an image here of the Brooklyn Bridge. Says pov. Tick Tock convince thousands of of people that the Brooklyn Bridge was having a New Year's fireworks show.

[Top Line Still]

My wife was on Tik Tok.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is so funny. Idiots.

[Top Line Still]

Any second now. Where are they? Did we get pranked?

[David Lee Corbo]

Look at that guy's mustache.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, the amount of people who are misinformed, it's a. It's a solid mustache.

[Top Line Still]

Keep playing it, because he's about to blame the news here.

[David Lee Corbo]

The misinformation and disinformation. How's the start? This is. This is exactly what New York deserves. And we're going to talk a little bit more about what New York deserves shortly. But I hate Tick.

[Top Line Still]

They deserve nothing.

[David Lee Corbo]

They deserve to be carpet bomb fireworks. No, nothing. What's the sticky fire? Napalm. Right. They deserve the sticky fire.

[Top Line Still]

The word that doesn't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sticky fire be upon you? No. You know, it's. It's upsetting. Tick Tock upsets me endlessly because they have a tendency to ruin everything. So. So my wife, who often maybe reminded.

[Top Line Still]

Me, I gotta be there in two weeks, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. New York, it's a real shithole. Hopefully it gets firebombed before you go.

[Top Line Still]

I don't think it will, but Sticky.

[David Lee Corbo]

Fire trademark that sticky fire. So. So the idea that, that, you know, is. Is kind of the bane of my existence when it comes to Tick Tock is that they will show you a beautiful place. This is the best example. They do this with food.

[Top Line Still]

Hey, if you're watching.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Buy us a coffee. Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Buy us a coffee. 3, 5, 2, 7. 7. 5, 8. 3, 5, 6. No, don't. 5, 8. Don't buy me a coffee. I'm fasting. That was one of my New Year's resolutions.

[Top Line Still]

I have an energy drink, but I think it would just be funny. But no, don't Don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't do it. Don't do it. Because I can't have. I can't have anything. I'm drinking black coffee right now.

[Top Line Still]

It would be funny if they just kept buying.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would be upset because I can't. I'm not gonna break my fast.

[Top Line Still]

And he also doesn't say no to food.

[David Lee Corbo]

I. Dude, I'm a line that I'm drawing, all right? I'm. I haven't had anything to eat. I'm not going to eat till five. Today. I'm doing Laura Baker's 23 fast one hour window. 23 fast one hour window. 23fast one hour window. Oh, yeah, it's like 72 hour bass or something. Something about witchcraft. I don't know. I mean, I just think it'll be a good thing to do because my grandmother used to say that it takes three days to my hair all crazy. Break the addiction to chocolate. It wasn't just my grandma's, my great great grandmother that would say that.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shout out to Nana. She would say it takes three days to reset your gut so that you don't have the. The cravings for sugar anymore. So hopefully, because I ate. I ate three pounds. Well, I ate more than three pounds because I didn't just eat that Hershey's bar. But within two days, I ate three pounds of chocolate conservatively, which is a lot of chocolate. It's really about this thick and. And, you know, blap. Like that. Like that. So, anywho, it's crazy. Tick tock.

[Top Line Still]

You're never gonna stop. Amazing me.

[David Lee Corbo]

I really like chocolate. You're eating.

[Top Line Still]

No, but it's not just chocolate. It's just your eating habits in general. Sometimes I watch you and I go, what the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I mean, are you okay? I. I am an addict. Addict, addict, addict. Not. Not a room above the plumber, plural. I. I have a real problem with food.

[Top Line Still]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

And particularly sweets. It to a. To a point where it's debilitating. My grandmother had her legs, I don't know if both legs or one leg amputated because of diabetes.

[Top Line Still]

I didn't know this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, she was stumpy is what we called there. No, we didn't call her that because that would be hurtful. But her mother. That's so my great, great. My great grandmother had her legs cut off. Or leg maybe one or two. I don't remember. It's hard to remember. And then her mother was the one with the wisdom of. It takes three days to break this. So what that means is this has been a problem in my family for a long time. If my great great grandma is trying to spread, you know, sage words of. Of how to break a chocolate addiction.

[Top Line Still]

So what is it like? Like a cocoa demon that's calling out to you?

[David Lee Corbo]

Could be a cocoa demon.

[Top Line Still]

Get out of me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Coco.

[Top Line Still]

Did he tell us about that demon?

[David Lee Corbo]

Which demon?

[Top Line Still]

Like the Coco. Yeah, there's like a Coco demon that's associated with Coco the cocoa leaf.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a cocaine.

[Top Line Still]

And you know, because of the name.

[David Lee Corbo]

That would explain why there was a period of time where I really like the smell of it.

[Top Line Still]

The etymology of the name.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sure, Coco.

[Top Line Still]

Like that's how you can tell.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he was kind of the boogeyman, right? Because you get boogers from the.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Was that the same thing?

[Top Line Still]

Something like that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Honestly, that sounds good. It sounds good. He could have said that in that episode and people would.

[Top Line Still]

Can you shall find. Dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, all right, I've had enough. Hold on a second. Not get there. Dude. So anyway, back to tick tock. Ruining things for people. One of the things that they ruined. Wife talk. Girl slop. The. The thing that they ruin for people is locations. They'll say, look at this beautiful oasis, this magnificent cliff diving location. Look at how blue the waters are and look at how secluded it is. And then it's not. Then a week later, it's inundated with TikTok people. So what was once this secluded? Like secluded. I've. I've listened to stories where people are like, I live in a small town that has a hidden nook. It's really beautiful. I grew up swimming there. It was always secluded. TikTok blew it up. Ruined it. Now there's nothing but lines of tourism all throughout my small town. It does that all the time. Does it with restaurants too. Found this hidden gem. Hole in the wall restaurant goes viral to the tune of X million. And the next thing you know that place is booked out for months in advance.

[Top Line Still]

Ruined. That's what we want to do to the standard coffee shop, casino and libraries.

[David Lee Corbo]

But I love that it's a double edged sword because what TikTok has done here is spread misinformation which we're a fan of.

[Top Line Still]

I should be doing this.

[David Lee Corbo]

This. You should be on TikTok.

[Top Line Still]

I don't have the willpower, but I should be doing it.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's gross. It's a gross place. Girl slop.

[Top Line Still]

And so you guys realize the branding I'm doing here? I mean.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, that was great.

[Top Line Still]

Come on, guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like that you have these custom Hoodies that you've been making you tuck your tassels on purpose.

[Top Line Still]

No, I did that before because I was like lean. I was leaned over.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're a tassel Tucker.

[Top Line Still]

I'm a tassel Tucker.

[David Lee Corbo]

So I, I find this hilarious when.

[Top Line Still]

You have small demonic children. Yeah, you're going to want to talk.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're gonna pull. They're gonna pull and show.

[Top Line Still]

They're gonna yank and try to. Yeah, they're in jiu jitsu. They know what they're doing.

[David Lee Corbo]

It doesn't stop. My son is, is 10 years old and he's very sturdy. He's a thick boy. And he'll just come up behind me and just wrap his arm and just, just start choking me because it was a time where it didn't matter. Yeah, you're like, go ahead, choke me as hard as you want. You're fucking six, you're not going to do shit to me. A ten year old can choke you unconscious. He really can. And so I actually have to actively start defending myself, pulling at the arm so that I can breathe. And then I have to resist every urge to not rage out, toss him over my shield and then elbow drop them because it's not his fault.

[Top Line Still]

Hold on. Shut up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stop sneezing. What if that was a customer?

[Top Line Still]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

So. But you know, I like this. I like. It's funny to me that all these people.

[Top Line Still]

Maybe it's a custom, thousands here to see us.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't think that's what's happening.

[Top Line Still]

I thought somebody came to see us.

[David Lee Corbo]

What's that card? Want to pull that card out?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, that's a good idea.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's shout out. You guys heard that sneezing. We could say his first name.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, they came to. They came right to the door to sneeze. Yeah, it's kind of wild.

[David Lee Corbo]

We got a nice card over the holiday.

[Top Line Still]

Sincerely, Brian.

[David Lee Corbo]

Brian, Sweet Brian. Thank you.

[Top Line Still]

Brian from Florida sent us a Christmas card.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are you gonna read it on air? That seems awfully personal.

[Top Line Still]

Should we read it on air? It's just really nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's bee. It's a B comb.

[Top Line Still]

People ain't getting shit like this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's true. It's written with a crayon, which is interesting.

[Top Line Still]

It's a seven dollar card.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't show it on the back because you'll show his name.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, it is written in crayon, but it's nice handwriting. But that is crayon, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's actually not nice handwriting.

[Top Line Still]

No, this is definitely from a dangerous retard.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. 100.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. Raven top. And Matt, thanks so much for the great times and laughs and smiles and, man, it goes on and on. He couldn't write as accurately as he wanted to because it is.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't show his name on the.

[Top Line Still]

Sorry. Yeah, you can tell that it's actually starting to get blunt as he.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah. Losing the point of the crayon.

[Top Line Still]

But this is very cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, we found it wedged in the door at the coffee shop. Has been closed for a number of days. Just reopened, I think today. We were in here shooting, you know, whatever.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, we. I mean, they were installing new. New machines. Is that true for the casinos?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, oh, the slot machines. They. One of them, I swear was on the. On the. On its way out.

[Top Line Still]

Old.

[David Lee Corbo]

They had its charm in. In that they were like, kind of vintage, but. Time to get new ones. Also, shout out to Dave. I got my. My welder. My welder showed up here. Welder. My welder. So I don't know what kind of cool things we're gonna be creating. If you guys have any recommendations, what you want to see us fabricate.

[Top Line Still]

Well, what could you do about lies?

[David Lee Corbo]

Besides lies?

[Top Line Still]

What could you. What could you do with such a thing?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, it's a TIG stick and MIG welder, so the. The possibilities are endless. I do have to go and get.

[Top Line Still]

I don't know what any of that means.

[David Lee Corbo]

A. A bottle of 75. 25.

[Top Line Still]

So thick and wig say to me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Take sticking wig melter. I don't know what I would. What. I mean, it'll melt a few weeks.

[Top Line Still]

These black people, like, hide your wives.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know.

[Top Line Still]

Hide their wigs.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hide your wigs. I don't know what. What we would make with it, but, you know, I have a couple things I still have to get in order.

[Top Line Still]

For it to work.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like I said, I have to buy some. I have to go to the air gas store and get myself some.

[Top Line Still]

These aren't even things.

[David Lee Corbo]

Argon. Argon and helium. Argon and helium. So who knows? Hold on.

[Top Line Still]

What are you talking about?

[David Lee Corbo]

NDS McLarens.

[Top Line Still]

We can.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, we could build an armored bulldozer.

[Top Line Still]

You have to get argon.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, because it's gas, like a chemical. Yeah, but you have to go get. I gotta be gassy.

[Top Line Still]

This isn't true.

[David Lee Corbo]

70 a thing is 75. 25. And. And I guess that's really it. I have my helmet comes with some gloves, which is nice. So we'll be fabricating something. I don't know what the hell. Weld the cage to put Timothy Alvarino.

[Top Line Still]

Every time he lies.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe I'll do that. Oh, yeah. I gotta get tungsten. I'm not gonna get stick. I don't ever. Why would I use a stick welder when I have a MIG welder? It's just so much.

[Top Line Still]

Are you talking about?

[David Lee Corbo]

Anywho, but thank you to Dave. Shout Dave.

[Top Line Still]

I called Dave and I was like, hey, could you explain, like, what this is? And he's like, yeah, it's easy. You just said at least 15 terms. I don't know. You said, I need to get argon before I could turn this machine.

[David Lee Corbo]

You need to get a bottle of 7525. I believe it's argon and helium. And then, you know, with that, you.

[Top Line Still]

You'll.

[David Lee Corbo]

You'll lay down some nice things.

[Top Line Still]

These aren't even things, dog.

[David Lee Corbo]

Gotta get some good.

[Top Line Still]

That's not even.

[David Lee Corbo]

Might have to get some extra cups. Probably have to get some extra tungsten. I think you could just get the gray tungsten. You'll be all right. Unless you're doing aluminum. I forget which color that is. Maybe blue. Anywho. So very funny to me that. That these guys all got hoodwinks.

[Top Line Still]

I really think you're lying.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I'm not. I know some things about some stuff, you know?

[Top Line Still]

So they showed up there. So what did they do? Just the whole time, this.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're like thousands of them just stood there. And then they got duped. They got duped, which is fantastic. I love that. I love that. That's an element of TikTok. I think TikTok is horrifying for you. One of the things that I know my wife, that I see her on. My wife is. Is sick. Tock.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I don't think that's a good place to be.

[Top Line Still]

Well, can I. Can we talk about the significance as well of so they're being in this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Place during New Year, standing there like assholes.

[Top Line Still]

I'm a big fan of, like, how you bring in the new year is how the rest of your year will be.

[David Lee Corbo]

I did it at my grandma's house.

[Top Line Still]

I brought in the new year last year at the hospital with my son. Oh, yeah. And this year's kind of been, like, crazy all over the place.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's been a wild year. I was. I had a lot of fun doing our year in review and a podcast with the Walrus. It was crazy. And I said, wow.

[Top Line Still]

Wowza.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, I kind of forgot all the shit that we had been through.

[Top Line Still]

Drama. Trauma will do that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Trauma will do that. You have a way of, you know, suppressing. Now don't pull this picture up on stage. Why would you do this?

[Top Line Still]

I'm not doing anything.

[David Lee Corbo]

Unbelievable. This is not nice.

[Top Line Still]

Whoever did that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who is that? I don't know who that is.

[Top Line Still]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

Looks like a nice guy, maybe.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. So if these guys are starting the year perpetually fooled, what does that mean for 2026 for them?

[David Lee Corbo]

Perpetually fooled for these guys. I mean, they're just going to continue. If you're living in. If you're living in New York.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I guess maybe we should get into some of this, kind of the fun elements of things that are unfolding in New York. I have. I guess we'll click on this. We'll bring this up in a second. Let me just set the. The table. So.

[Top Line Still]

Stop it.

[David Lee Corbo]

So if you're still living in New York. I know, so. So I'm getting exhaustive saying this, but my wife was watching. Gotta stop.

[Top Line Still]

Nobody cares anymore.

[David Lee Corbo]

A tick. It's a new year. We could drop it a tick tock.

[Top Line Still]

We should drop all the.

[David Lee Corbo]

And just. Do we. I mean, we just have an endless supply of the. That just keeps getting.

[Top Line Still]

No. Whenever somebody says, like, blap or Guam.

[David Lee Corbo]

You'Re like, cut that out.

[Top Line Still]

What do you mean?

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't do that here.

[Top Line Still]

I don't remember that. I don't remember that.

[David Lee Corbo]

That was a year ago.

[Top Line Still]

Those are old times.

[David Lee Corbo]

She was watching this tick tock.

[Top Line Still]

And now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Now we're fabricators. And she goes, this lady's like, I'm getting so tired of having to fear.

[Top Line Still]

For being physically assaulted by men.

[David Lee Corbo]

And she's going off about how she was physically assaulted, almost killed on the train while. While hundreds of people just watched.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I go, they don't fucking care.

[Top Line Still]

Why were you on the train?

[David Lee Corbo]

Why are you still there?

[Top Line Still]

What were you wearing?

[David Lee Corbo]

And she's putting this call to action out, like, somebody's gonna change what's happening. And I'm going, you're gonna die waiting for New York to change rather than just leaving. You're gonna die.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because what? Because. Because the city. Because the glamour of the city. Because what? The nightlife, It's. It's now the knife life.

[Top Line Still]

The food.

[David Lee Corbo]

The food is the pizza. Honestly. Neurlands. I was talking to. To my cousin Gabe and his. His girlfriend's from New Orleans, and we just. We just talked about the food forever. No, that's Nerlands. Not enough reason to live there.

[Top Line Still]

Is she haunted?

[David Lee Corbo]

She said it. I was like, that place is on she goes, it's super.

[Top Line Still]

Is she weird? Is she like.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, she's like, super sharp. Really nice chick. And I'm like, what are you. You came out of there. Where's your stupid accent that nobody could understand? Don't just burst in here.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, God.

[David Lee Corbo]

Get out of here. Go make the brown water. Brown water merchant. Unbelievable.

[Top Line Still]

So, all right, bye.

[David Lee Corbo]

Mason, you're leaving. I'm gonna tell somebody. Message Matt right now. Tell him right now. Say that she's slacking and she's leaving.

[Top Line Still]

Mason, how do I sell spell insubordinate?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, she left and she's still on the clock. Say that that's definitely not it and get out. So I won the fourth grade spelling beat. That's a long time ago now.

[Top Line Still]

You guys able to decipher the bird noises? So I decided to come in today and just be mean to me for whatever reason.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was like, she just feels like she deserves it.

[Top Line Still]

I know, but it's Christmas time. I don't think so. Well, it was Christmas time.

[David Lee Corbo]

What were we talking about just now? I forgot. Oh, not leaving New York. So all the signs have been there to leave New York for a long time. But you haunted. And so I have no empathy for people that. So in other words, if you're gathering in massive crowds and then getting deceived by TikTok because you went to New York for the New Year's celebration and then there was no celebration. I don't give a shit. I don't care if something bad happens to you and you're in Times Square. Which, by the way, the question, how do the people at Times Square go to the bathroom on New Year's?

[Top Line Still]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Was answered. We found a whole thread about it.

[Top Line Still]

Diapers.

[David Lee Corbo]

What is diapers?

[Top Line Still]

So, wait a. Where's the thread?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. I might. Cindy was reading it to me. One of the things that I love to do is on long drives, she'll read, you know, horrifying stories to me that she finds on Reddit.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which are fun. It really helps the time pass. And. And we found a thread where it's like. Yeah, the answer is depends. Like, adult diapers. Not like, it depends on. They really do in that they're just pissing and. Wow. In those diapers. Because you lose your spot. You want to stand next to Ryan Seacrest, baby.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

If you leave to go drop a deuce, somebody's gonna swoop in and take your Seacrest seat.

[Top Line Still]

Dude. Man, there's so many people in the chat that will never experience just being in that spot in Times Square.

[David Lee Corbo]

God bless him.

[Top Line Still]

Not when. Not even when there's a thousand people.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, when you're just inundated by fake Elmo, fake Buzz Lightyear, fake Woody.

[Top Line Still]

Timberland's on and he's trying to do.

[David Lee Corbo]

Backflips, but he's falling. And like, yeah, it's a horrifying place, man. And then you fight these big headed animated characters because you know that you took a picture and you didn't know that they were like, running a thing, and they're like, now you give me my money. And you're like, you should have been up front about the money thing.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, yeah, dude, you don't want to do that, man. Stewie from freaking Family Guy puts a mixtape in your hand.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yep. Don't.

[Top Line Still]

And then you go, oh, don't let.

[David Lee Corbo]

Him put it in your hand.

[Top Line Still]

Don't let him put in your hand. You're like, yeah, not for me, bro.

[David Lee Corbo]

He'll call you a fan.

[Top Line Still]

He will.

[David Lee Corbo]

He will.

[Top Line Still]

And you owe him $20.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's disgusting, man. So here, let's bring this up because with diapers on, this just adds to the. This guy here. Oh, yeah, he was sworn in my guy to New York as. As. What is it? The mayor. The new mayor of.

[Top Line Still]

Of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Of New York City. And this is just one of these.

[Top Line Still]

Things where it's like, you know, dude, I was. I was looking forward to go because I was supposed to go to New York before, but the flights were canceled, remember? You're gonna get.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're gonna get stabbed by a Sikh now or. No, those are Indians and they're seeking crazy.

[Top Line Still]

But he didn't. He didn't take power yet. So he takes power, I guess, yesterday.

[David Lee Corbo]

Does he look like me?

[Top Line Still]

Oh, yeah. Hold on a second.

[David Lee Corbo]

Huh?

[Top Line Still]

Let's take a look. Yeah, yeah, he's got a little. He's got a little seek and ye shall find going on. Yeah, look at that. That's unfortunate.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's unfortunate. Let's do a side by side. Well, you know what? He's got a lot.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's bad. Yeah, it's pretty bad.

[Top Line Still]

All right, all right, I guess we'll play it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, let's see what he's saying. We will draw this city closer together.

[Top Line Still]

We will replace the frigidity of running.

[David Lee Corbo]

Can you guys hear. I'll make sure that they can hear this. Before we let this. This guy go. Somebody on the chat. For the love of God, you guys are co producing this show. If you could speed up and say yes or no, it would be fantastic.

[Top Line Still]

I know we used to have a producer.

[David Lee Corbo]

She just doesn't show up anymore. Okay, good.

[Top Line Still]

She's boring. With the warmth of collectivism if our.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hold on, wait. Did you hear that line already, dude? That's a powerful line. Think about what he's saying here.

[Top Line Still]

We will draw this city closer together. We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism.

[David Lee Corbo]

If our campaign demonstrated no more individualism. Collectivism, collect communism. Communism. Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

No, no, listen. Yeah, I respect the guy because he. He does tell you that. He's like. Yeah, he's a communist.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. He's very forward.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's no hiding it at all.

[Top Line Still]

No, listen, you get what you voted for.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean. Yeah. People of New York yearn for solidarity. Then let this government foster it. Because no matter what you eat, how you pray, whether or not you use utensils or where you come from, the.

[Top Line Still]

Words that most define us are the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look at this. Look at it. Hey, hey, look at this. Look at this crowd, man.

[Top Line Still]

That is. That is the diversity of New York.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me tell you something. There are white dudes on the outskirts, the far left and the far right of this photo, and both of them are hideous. The guy with the yellow hat and the guy with the blue hat are hideous, hideous looking white dudes, huh?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look at the guy with the yellow hat in the aviators. He looks like.

[Top Line Still]

Looks like he's got no neck under the beauty.

[David Lee Corbo]

He looks like a villain. He.

[Top Line Still]

Look, look at this.

[David Lee Corbo]

A lot of Chinese people, huh? A lot of Chinese people.

[Top Line Still]

It's a black guy. There someone, man, you know, it's a cultural melting to go back to this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude. I. I'm surprised you're doing that. But, I mean, you got relatives out there, right? And so I get it.

[Top Line Still]

The two, we all share, New Yorkers. We will draw this city.

[David Lee Corbo]

I just thought it was funny because it's really like, you know, he's making communism sound sound good. Right? That's, That's. That's kind of what's happening there. And then I have this one. We can. We can talk. Well, no, I'm.

[Top Line Still]

I'm excited. I'm excited to see what.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know you're excited, dude.

[Top Line Still]

It's like, I'm. I'm happy that they're trying it. Yeah, like, good.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, they're not just trying it. It's like we're there now. Now, let the. What I want to see is, you know, when they do the festival where they, like, self not immolate but they like, they self.

[Top Line Still]

Flagellate.

[David Lee Corbo]

I almost said flatulate. That's a fart.

[Top Line Still]

So.

[David Lee Corbo]

But when they beat each other. Yeah, flatulate. Flatulent is right.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

But flagellate, that's where they beat themselves with blades and stuff. What happens when you're doing that in the middle of. I mean, honestly, nothing. Because we watched a woman get set on fire in the subway. Nobody blinked. No. Horrifying things happen constantly in New York. Nobody cares. They just step over the corpses.

[Top Line Still]

Maybe this works for New York. Maybe it does. I think maybe in a big city you need communism.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, if you bring this up on the screen real quick, it looks like there might be some silver lining here. And I just want to, you know, a glimmer of hope.

[Top Line Still]

This.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Okay. There you go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wait a second. Is that. Is everything going to be all right?

[Top Line Still]

And I am not. I'm not even opposing this guy. I hope not. I hope he does everything he's. He says he's going to do.

[David Lee Corbo]

I agree. I agree with that wholeheartedly. Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And I think that the results that the people are going to get, they're going to be what they wanted.

[David Lee Corbo]

The people who are there deserve what comes next. Is that too much? Is that too harsh?

[Top Line Still]

No, but because I honestly, I think what comes next. They're going to be fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

You think they're going to be fine?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I don't think so. I think that they want a race war in these places so bad for so long now that what's going to end up happening is like, this is. So if a time truly does come where we experience Christian persecution here in America, because it is happening in other places. Right. It's going to start in places like New York, Louisiana, you know, et cetera. These. These massive city centers. I think that's where this ultimately leads. I don't think it leads there very rapidly. Well, maybe, maybe in the grand scale of things, it is soon. But I do think that that's ultimately where it goes is you. You can't have outward proclamations of. Of Muslimness. Yeah, Muslimity.

[Top Line Still]

What I'm saying is I think there's going to be a lot of people out there that are going to talk about the economic ramifications of what happens when you embrace communism or. I guess I don't know if this is Marxism, and I don't know exactly what his stance.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like Marxism is a means to an end is kind of the way that I've seen it. And the ends is communism.

[Top Line Still]

So they're going to do that. But they're going to be fine because they have a state that is just printing unlimited money for them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right.

[Top Line Still]

They have to make this an example. Like he's the first, like one of the first real guys. So yeah, what we're going to watch is going to be a very, it's going to look on like superficially like communism, but it's just going to be state funded. So all of the stupid policies that he will put forth if they actually do them. Yeah, I think the people will be fine. If you're living there, you're just gonna lose a lot of your actual, like he said, your individualism. You're gonna be part of this one collective, gay, big, ugly thing. But the thingy. Yeah, but it'll be exactly what these people want. This is what they want. I just feel bad for the people who own. Like if you own a home there, if you're just a dude that's working there because you were born there, those people are going to be.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

You know, or if you have to.

[David Lee Corbo]

Live through shit you own, like, let's say you're one of those people that like owns some really considerable property there. There's like some of those apartments that are very expensive, but it's like my great grandmother owned this building and then, you know, got passed out. Now I have it and it's like, yeah, cool, I get to charge a lot of money for this, but. And for those people, it's, it's a gold mine because I'm not going to.

[Top Line Still]

Be able to charge like a lot of money for that. Because what he'll probably put into effect is like, I don't know, like rent caps and things like that, which.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

You know, but then you have to deal with the state tax and the property tax and that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Then you'll get lapped up. Yeah, no, I agree with that. You're probably right.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, they're not going to change that. So again, like the, like the people that own and the people that are successful, 10% of New York probably.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

They're going to be screwed. Yeah, Everyone else is going to be fine, actually. They're going to be really happy. So the stories and the people that you're going to see coming out of that, they're going to be celebrating as if this is a good thing and it's going to succeed. Succeed. It's going to be successful.

[David Lee Corbo]

It'll be the poster child for what's to come next. Well, the thing that I'm thinking about is when I, when I tell you about that woman who says that she's been experiencing physical violence at the hand of men, the hands of men in New York, and nobody is standing up and doing anything. It's like, that's going to get worse because this is already a hub for Muslims, and now that they've effectively conquered. Right. Because that's. I saw a video today of them all praying in Times Square, and the feeling that you got was this is a declaration of success or successfully dominating, conquering a culture, a location, you know, getting a foothold in a very strong piece of America. Right. I mean, when you think about what New York City represents as far as America goes, this massive trade hub, you know, it's all these inlets.

[Top Line Still]

All.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is where so much of our goods come in. And so it was like, damn, in a. In a military pov, this is a conquest. And so this is now going to, I would imagine, funnel even more Muslim. You want to call them extremists, whatever, to that location. So that sentiment of, like, women getting beat up by Browns, that's about to go, like, through the. It was already through the roof.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. I don't know. It's just a weird. It's a weird thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like it.

[Top Line Still]

I do. I do like it. I like. I like what they're doing, but that's just. That's what's gonna happen.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like the cut of their jib.

[Top Line Still]

You're importing. I wouldn't even call them extremists.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, they're just. That's just what they are.

[Top Line Still]

They're just Muslim. Yeah. Regular.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. And. But you're importing them into the gayest place on earth where, like, women are debaucherous and kind of disgusting.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I can't wait to see what happens when they start doing pride parades with this, like, disproportionate.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. This is what I'm so excited about. It'll all be, like, brushed over.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah. But the stories will get out.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, yeah, no, I know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I will highlight them here on NEP to America.

[Top Line Still]

You know who you're going to hear the stories from? You'll hear stories from people that are, like, city workers. So, like. Like, if you know a sanitation guy, cops, they might not tell you because they'll be under some kind of order. MTA people, the guys that are on the ground around. Yeah. They're gonna tell you the. That they see, and they're gonna.

[David Lee Corbo]

And.

[Top Line Still]

But they have, like, no real outlet to the news.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, it's gonna start coming out on tick tock because what I've noticed now is, you know, I hear tick tock peripherally, meaning I'll be doing something. And I hear it, you know, on the sofa. My wife's looking at it. It changed over the last. My wife. It's changed over the last couple of months, and now it's like white women complaining about. Did you know that the average IQ of a Somalian is. Is 68?

[Top Line Still]

Oh, did. We haven't talked about that. I haven't even really paid attention to that.

[David Lee Corbo]

And the average IQ of an American citizen is around 90.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And that the, the. The bar for mental illness or not mental illness, like retardation, basically is beneath 70. So an IQ that's beneath 70 is considered mentally handicapped.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

So in other words, all Somalians on average are retarded. And so they're talking all about that in regards to, like, what's happening, I guess, in Michigan where they have this, this massive influx of Somalis. And I guess the mayor or the governor is Somalian, and it just gets worse and worse and worse. So all of a sudden there's like, tick tocks that are gaining massive virality that are all talking about this sort of thing. So we will see it. Just because I'm seeing it right now, if it gets really that bad, these things are gaining traction. It's. It's basically taking the same path that Twitter did with the Jews. Tick tock is taking that with the browns, with Muslims in particular. Somalians being the tip of this beer. China. Is that true?

[Top Line Still]

They don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is it Israel?

[Top Line Still]

Oh, yeah. I mean, China used to own it, but no way. Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

You don't know that. No, I don't know that.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, that's. That's legit. I mean, I think it was Trump who forced China to sell it if they wanted to continue to operate in the United States.

[David Lee Corbo]

But you sell it to Israel and then it's like, now it has to operate in the United States.

[Top Line Still]

The chat will. The chat will tell you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Chat. Is this true?

[Top Line Still]

It's true. Again, this is one of those things like, see, I'm gonna get in trouble because I'm. Oh, you're Mr.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nasty. Stop it. Stop. You're obsessing over the Jews.

[Top Line Still]

Well, well, let's just.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're doing it again right now. Chat. GPT is owned by Israel, isn't it?

[Top Line Still]

Who owns.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who owns you? ChatGPT.

[Top Line Still]

Who owns TikTok? And yeah, it's. It's actually really sad when you start to, like, look at it.

[David Lee Corbo]

And that's pretty Funny, it's owned by.

[Top Line Still]

ByteDance, a Chinese technology company founded in 2012. However, due to U.S. security concerns in 2024 law, a deal was signed in 2025 to sell it to an operation called TikTok USDS Joint Vesture Joint Venture LLC. Let's look that up.

[David Lee Corbo]

So who owns TikTok? USDS Join Venture.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. And then.

[David Lee Corbo]

Man, they really make that wordy, huh?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who owns this?

[Top Line Still]

Don't look into that. Ian Carroll.

[David Lee Corbo]

It sounds US E. Right. I mean, you got the words right in there. Us or the letters?

[Top Line Still]

There you go. Oracle. Oracle.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fine.

[Top Line Still]

No, that's not.

[David Lee Corbo]

What's wrong with that.

[Top Line Still]

MGX is actually an Abu Dhabi based AI company, but the Oracle local fund is from Israel.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, that's not true. Is that true?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, it's. Why. It's, it's. They. They had to crack down on it because Tick Tock was one of the places that. Yeah, the anti Semitism thing was really growing and rolling downhill. So they passed this law. That's just what happened.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fun. I like that. Well, whatever comes next, I do think we're going to see a lot of excellent coverage from weeping white women.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

On TikTok. Who deserve exactly what they're getting for continuing to live in any densely populated city center. Yeah, you just. If you didn't get the memo to get out of there five years ago, conservatively, you know, it's just like, this is just a bad area. And then if you didn't get out of a predominantly blue state, you know, after 2020, I'm sorry, you have zero survival instincts. You cannot help people who do not want to be helped. And so as far as I'm concerned, whatever shrieking that we get, it's going to be music to my ears. Is that cruel? It is.

[Top Line Still]

It's really cruel. I don't know. That's kind of where I'm at too. This is a. I mean, Andrew Wilson has said this and it, it seems crude because he is an. Yeah, but yeah, dude, I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I saw a video of him saying that Jesus never prayed and he was debating Owen Benjamin.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, was he?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And. And alongside some other.

[Top Line Still]

I mean, Jesus prayed. He prayed to God. What did like take this cup from me, Right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, yeah, that's exactly the example that I think I came across when I either like looked in the comment section or something like that. Owen wasn't like, like giving massive pushback. He was just highlighting like, this is what they. They say. This is what Andrew Wilson and this other guy, this other Orthodox Christian sort of talking head are saying, and these are big people, you know, in the movement. I don't know if that's representative. I don't, you know, it doesn't have to be representative of the entire body of Orthodox Christians.

[Top Line Still]

But are they having, like, a trinitarian debate? Because I know Owen is unsure about the Trinity, which is.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a thing that's fair to be unsure about. I mean, I. I like how Matt puts it. Oh, what's that? You're wrestling with trying to understand the. The triune nature of a God that exists outside of our, you know, physical paradigm.

[Top Line Still]

It's complex. Yeah, I get it.

[David Lee Corbo]

But, I mean, I didn't know that about them. I didn't know that that was a claim that they made. And then you have to tango with that, because that's the exact language that's used in the Bible. But I guess if you're an Orthodox Christian, you're going to appeal to probably, you know, the. The roots, the Hebrew, the Greek language. And maybe there's some argument to be had about what that actually meant. I don't know, but it was just interesting. I just saw that and I was like, I didn't know that they already had a debate. I thought Andrew dodged him. I think Andrew dodged him after they had already had some sort of an encounter.

[Top Line Still]

I have no idea.

[David Lee Corbo]

I have no idea either. But speaking of, of Christ, I have this right here. This is something that took place after I. I guess this is right before New Year's. This is from Pastor Travis Johnson. Don't know him, but he says critics of Pastor Trump will ignore this and the religious elite will judge this after an artist painted a portrait of Jesus at President Trump's New Year's celebration. Okay, so that was on New Year's Eve. You won't believe what President Trump did next. He personally auctioned off the painting to a charity. $2.75 million. Half went to St. Jude's and the other one went to the sheriff's department. I'm just going to play a little bit of this. You have this white woman frantically painting Jesus's face.

[Top Line Still]

I like when they do it upside down.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And then they do the big reveal.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, look at that.

[David Lee Corbo]

I didn't. I try. I try so hard to try to figure out what it is while it's still upside down. It never works.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, she's doing a dramatic thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't like this. I don't like it.

[Top Line Still]

You know what I don't like? I Don't like New Year's Eve at Mar a Lago.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's a little bit. A little bit strange.

[Top Line Still]

Look at the schnauz on her.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Jewish, you think?

[Top Line Still]

Maybe. Why don't you draw Melania Trump?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's what I posted. And that actually came from. I saw somebody mention it. It was human vibration by vibration. She was the first one I saw mention it. Like, this looks like Melania Trump. And then so I made a little tweet. I'm not gonna pull it. I was just a throwaway tweet where I just said. What did I say here? I said, I guess I lost it. I said something to the effect of like, I have the best wife. There's no better wife. And then I said to him, why don't we make Jesus look like my wife? You know, because it just feels like such a Trump thing to do. But it does look like Melania. Like, are you seeing that when you. It's really in the eyes and the brow.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Here I have a picture of it. I'll see if I could. I could bring it up. But here, where is it? Boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. It's the way the brow connects to the nose line.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's the.

[Top Line Still]

The lighting on it.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's specifically that T in the nose.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I said, I have the best wife. No one's wife is better. I said to him, let's make Jesus look like my wife. Yeah, it's the eyes. And I don't know. Like, I. You know, I don't think you could orchestrate that thing. I think it's just strange that it.

[Top Line Still]

Came out like Timothy Albarino.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. This is, you know, a bucket in the. In the. Or, I'm sorry, a coin in the bucket of all of the Pleiadian claimers. But one of the things that I saw following this was something pretty interesting. I didn't read it, but I want to read it here on air. This comes from Nick Hinton, who refuses to come on our show because he doesn't love us. And that's fine.

[Top Line Still]

Excellent.

[David Lee Corbo]

But he says here the Hopi have a strange prophecy about multiple messiahs who look like Trump and White Jesus. There is another who uses the symbol of a swastika. They say if these three don't save the world, the army of ants will destroy everything. That's an interesting line. An army of ants will destroy everything.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Isn't an army of saints supposed to accompany Jesus and. And up.

[Top Line Still]

Yes. Yeah. His. His army of say. Well, they're. They're the. Like the Peacekeepers.

[David Lee Corbo]

I just think it's fascinating that there's no S and I in it. Maybe they meant saints. No, I don't think so.

[Top Line Still]

Wait.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I don't know. I don't know. Well, I wanted to do an episode on the Hopi thing.

[Top Line Still]

You're talking about ants and saints.

[David Lee Corbo]

An army of saints will destroy the world. An army of ants will destroy the world. I don't know. Who knows? It's just a stupid connection. But I wanted to do an episode on the Hopi prophecies for some time. Couldn't find anybody that was just willing to do that. But here we have some excerpt from who knows what. I won't do the research on it says. We were told that three helpers who were. This is, I guess from the POV of the Hopis on the topic of their prophecies. We were told that three helpers who were commissioned by the Great Spirit to help Hopi bring about the peaceful life on Earth would appear to us and help us. And that we should not change our homes, our ceremonials, our hair, because the true helpers might not recognize us as the true Hopi. Interesting. So we have been waiting all these years. It is known that the. That our true white brother. I like that a lot, when he comes, will be all powerful and will wear a red cap or red cloak. That's interesting. What was the red cap thing that we talked about with Johnny Cerucci? No, it wasn't Johnny Cerucci. We talked about it with Jamie Dyer. The minesh cap or minish cap.

[Top Line Still]

Right, right.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't remember what that represented. Maybe you can pull that up. He will be large in population. Okay. And I can't see this here because there's this thing in the way and. And something. Bowing to no religion but his very own. Excuse me, I had burps. He will bring with him the sacred stone tablets. Okay. With him there will be two great ones, both very wise and very powerful. One will have a symbol or a sign of the swastika, which represents purity and is female. Oh, that's interesting. You know, there was a time where we were looking at Melania and. And got this feeling like she was a much more important character. It was when she came out with her whole V for Vendetta outfit.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, we never. We never actually like, dug deep into that. But there was something about her genius level iq. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

She was given a genius visa. Well, we looked into it.

[Top Line Still]

An Einstein visa.

[David Lee Corbo]

An Einstein visa. And it was true. And her only accomplishments at Least that the public is aware of is modeling. So then the question was, well, how the hell did you get an Einstein visa that is only issued to people with genius level iq?

[Top Line Still]

The my. The Myris cap is what it's called.

[David Lee Corbo]

The Myris cap.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. It has something to do with Galatia. So the tiger. The Tigris of Euphrates, Antioch, main pagan deity, Apollo combined with the. Okay, actually, let's just play Apollo.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's interesting.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, I have it. I have it all here. This is actually a very useful tool. What's that freaking descript, man? Well, what. I'm gonna play it here and we'll listen to it. And it's not playing. Doesn't matter. All right. Yeah, this is like an Apollo worship cult.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's interesting. I mean, Apollo Mithras and like a bunch of other.

[Top Line Still]

It's a myth. Yeah. Apollo Mithras worship cult.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, they're. They're the same character. And that is, I believe the same character is Lucifer. And that's what the Statue of Liberty represents.

[Top Line Still]

Huh.

[David Lee Corbo]

So that's. That's fascinating. I don't know. So. So one will have a symbol or a sign of a swastika, which represents purity and is female a producer of life. The third one, or the second one of the two helpers to our true white brother, twb, baby. True white brother will have a sign of a symbol of the sun. He too will be many people and very wise and powerful. One will have the symbol of the moja, or cross. Okay. We have in our sacred kachina ceremonies a ground, a gourd rattle, which is still in use today with these symbols of these powerful helpers of our true brother. So it's the swastika, the sun and the cross. These are the three symbols that these three spirits, helpers to the true white brother, are going to bring with them. That's very strange, very interesting. And I just look at this and I'm like, why the hell does this thing. And it's interesting because I don't know if. If Hinton is. Is catching it in this post. Just the fact that it looks like Melania is really strange to me. And I do think there's something about her. I mean, when she came out in her V for vendetta garb, it was this. Not only was it like this, V for victory, but it's also the inverted triangle which is a symbol of the divine feminine or the goddess. And she, she has this genius iq, this genius level iq. And I'm going like, I don't Know, it feels like she's some sort of operator behind Trump. Like Trump is this front man, but she's moving around doing, you know, God knows what. I feel like there's going to come a time where she's going to play an important role in all of this.

[Top Line Still]

I think she already has that. This is a weird one, huh?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that picture, dude. Like, it's just this prominent white V around her neck and then. Yeah, just this fucking. The hat, man. And she is weird.

[Top Line Still]

There's a lot of weird stuff going on. I mean, actually, let me, let me, give me, give me a second because I do have to bring this up. It's something that we, we didn't talk about, but I guess since we're on the idea of Trump, one of his latest Trump. What do they call that? Truth socials.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, okay. His true truth posts. I don't know. I don't know. What? Yeah, no, I haven't. Still reserved says she has the bone structure of a man. She's a very unique looking character and she has an intensity about her, specifically her eyes. Yeah, I believe she has blue eyes too, which, you know, Jesus is painted here with blue eyes.

[Top Line Still]

Okay, so here we go. We'll share this tab. Check this out. So Trump on When was this? This was the 30th. So this is actually a couple days ago.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are killing all of our beautiful bald eagles. That's not a bald eagle, though, dog. That's like a hawk or something.

[Top Line Still]

Okay, so number one. No, this is not a bald eagle.

[David Lee Corbo]

So Kestrel. Not a bald eagle.

[Top Line Still]

The windmill is an Israeli he. It's in. There's Hebrew lettering in the green here that you can see. There's a date overlaid on it that says 9 11. Do you see that?

[David Lee Corbo]

No. What are you talking about?

[Top Line Still]

In the corner. Oh, but he's, but he's cut it and. Yeah, that's not, it's not a bald eagle. It's a, it's a hawk of some kind. Now check this out. I think this is the article. Yeah, yeah, look at this article. This is to confirm. It's such a weird.

[David Lee Corbo]

You got to bring it up in the next. There you go.

[Top Line Still]

Tilting at windmills. Trump laments the death of bald eagle, which was really a falcon in Israel. So it's been fact checked and they actually show. I don't know if it's this one.

[David Lee Corbo]

The original.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, yeah. It's like, you know, it's, it's a, it's a widescreen.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Picture of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why is it cut off? What is it from.

[Top Line Still]

It doesn't make any sense to cut it. All right, so it's not in this one here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Past it.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, I'll have to find it.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's interesting.

[Top Line Still]

It's very interesting.

[David Lee Corbo]

The number 13. And you said that there's Hebrew letters inside the green circle.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, yeah. They, they. I have seen an article where they show the whole thing and then you can see this.

[David Lee Corbo]

What it actually, yeah.

[Top Line Still]

The article was addressing windmills.

[David Lee Corbo]

He claimed that the windmills caused cancer. Based.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, pretty based. Okay, here it is. I wonder if this hyperlink will bring us to it.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. Windmill turbine in Israel killed many more birds bats than expected. And this is definitely it.

[Top Line Still]

This is the picture and.

[David Lee Corbo]

2017, 1536. Is there a. Are you about to tell me? What are you going to say?

[Top Line Still]

I don't know what to say. I don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't.

[Top Line Still]

I'm not. I'm not about to say anything. I'm just about to say. Hey, look at that.

[David Lee Corbo]

15. What is it? Go back to that real quick. 1536. Was that what it said?

[Top Line Still]

The time?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Line Still]

1536. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

1536. I'm interested to see something real quick.

[Top Line Still]

You didn't see this?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, not in any real meaningful way. I mean, I passed by.

[Top Line Still]

You saw. You probably saw this picture of this bird getting blapped up. We're not using those words anymore.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're using. I like it. It's a blap, blap, blap.

[Top Line Still]

Anyway. Yeah, it's just. It's a strange one because again, I'll just hear. I'll share the original post and you guys tell me whatever you think about it. But that's the original truth Social post he posted at 1744. So go through the comments.

[David Lee Corbo]

Does anybody say anything of. Of substance in there?

[Top Line Still]

It's not. I can't. I can't find the comments.

[David Lee Corbo]

Kestrel13 Israel. Why is it. And it says show probable. Oh, okay. This isn't the.

[Top Line Still]

This is just. I mean, this has gone viral so many times already that, you know, to find the original source of it is going to be probably impossible. Here's another one. It's just people saying the same things. It's just weird.

[David Lee Corbo]

That is very strange.

[Top Line Still]

It calls to that what are we saving Israel for last kind of thing. But I just don't know anymore.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, it's got like a Qanon kind of a deal to it.

[Top Line Still]

That's why I said once I saw it, I was like, I'm back in.

[David Lee Corbo]

On Q. Oh, I wonder what Q drop 1536 would be.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, hey, we should ask Seamus.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's how they do this, right? They're like, oh, you gotta go. It's like a cross referencing thing. It's a breadcrumb that leads to a number and then the number leads to a Q drop. And I don't know how I would look that up.

[Top Line Still]

We gotta go to Steve Quill. Steve Quill's website.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Steve Quail can help us out.

[Top Line Still]

Let me see if I can look that up because I, I did. I know where the, the q drops are.1536.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wonder if there's any, any significance to that. That is bizarre though. It feels heavily coded. Right. 9, 11, Q. I mean, Israel. It's not. I wonder even if there's a significance to the bird, if the bird is a symbol of something. Israel. Text on tower is really text on tower. I wonder, man.

[Top Line Still]

Well, I mean the bird is just to confuse again. Yeah. Because there is no reason to look at that and go, it's a bald eagle. Windmills are killing all of our beautiful bald eagles. And it's a Jewish windmill.

[David Lee Corbo]

Israeli falcon. Israeli falcon. I just wonder because sometimes these birds are interesting. A peregrine falcon. I don't think it was a peregrine falcon though. That's where the fastest bird in the world comes from is Israel.

[Top Line Still]

I thought you knew about birds. I thought you were like a birdologist.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I mean I knew that that was a. It looks to me like a hawk. It didn't look like, like, it definitely didn't look like a bald eagle. But that's so retarded that that couldn't have been.

[Top Line Still]

It's not a mistake.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's not a mistake at all.

[Top Line Still]

Windmills are killing all of our beautiful bald eagles. No reason to tweet that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Very strange.

[Top Line Still]

And then to cut it off so that you see 9, 11 only.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. Okay, here. A kessler. Oh, no. A kest. A kessler. Kestrel. Let me see what. That's a kestrel national bird.

[Top Line Still]

I'll tell you what though.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a national bird of the Republic of Mauritius. Mauritius.

[Top Line Still]

We don't know the name.

[David Lee Corbo]

Key facts about Mauristia. Yeah, I don't know. That's just how you would do this thing. It's like, what is that? Is that a national bird? Is that very strange? Very strange. I don't know what that means. That feels 100% like communications to somebody, though. Somebody sees that and knows the meaning of it. But I'm not that guy. I don't know what the meaning of that is. I just know it's not a bald eagle.

[Top Line Still]

Chuck wants us to zoom in on the Hebrew words. I don't know what they would say anyway, but. Here you go, Chuck.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think it says, drink your Ovaltine. Let's see.

[Top Line Still]

It's. Yeah. Not gonna be able to read it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. It's actually in Hebrew, so I don't know. We're not scholars.

[Top Line Still]

It's funny, it's weird that you didn't see that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Number 13 is also very interesting. Right. As far as like an occult number. Well, I mean, nothing to do there. Maybe that's something that'll develop in some sleuth somewhere. We'll figure out some fun stuff I have here before we go to Messages for mom. I don't know if we're gonna end up talking about this little season stuff because it's almost exhausting. It could be fun.

[Top Line Still]

It's almost exhausting.

[David Lee Corbo]

Almost exhausting.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

But I think. Oh yeah, Genghis Guam says. Sounds like something to ask Donut about. He'll probably have something on it. But what I wanted to go to is some fun alien stuff. This actually comes from Fringe. And this is Ryan Bledsoe. Who the hell is Ryan Bledsoe? Why is that familiar?

[Top Line Still]

Ryan Bledsoe is the guy that had this experience with some kind of like, woman in Egypt.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wait, more than one? Or one. Maybe a singular.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, that's. That's what I said.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, what he says here is. This is from Fringe who's been a guest on the show. We have to have her back on.

[Top Line Still]

He's an alien experiencer. Ryan Blitzoh. Chris Blitzo is his son, I think.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Line Still]

Or maybe it's the other way around.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maybe he's the son of. He's a younger looking lad, this Ryan Bledsoe.

[Top Line Still]

He's an abductee guy, I think. Like, you know, bf'd Federation of Light. Yeah, probably.

[David Lee Corbo]

Probably bf'd this.

[Top Line Still]

This kind of guy that. Oh, he's in Florida.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's got a Clearwater beach shirt on.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, he's. He believes in like the new age. New age religion of aliens.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Line Still]

That's kind of where he's coming from.

[David Lee Corbo]

So Fringe friend of the show says Ryan Bledsoe says the lady is running the show and she's going to show up and destroy the dark forces. We just have to welcome her with open arms. So we're talking divine feminine goddess bullshit. And then here's a quote from Matthew 24:24. For false Christs and false prophets will arise and perform great signs and wonders so as to lead astray if possible, even the elect. What this reminds me of is that scenario that we pose often where it's like something maybe let's say we have a divine feminine et entity show up and what does she do? Battle against the Grayson, the dark forces. But in other words, she just. It's like a child showing up and destroying its own toys and being like, I saved the village. You know what I mean? So here, let's let this. This guy looks definitely bf'd.

[Top Line Still]

The lady is the most important part of all of this. The lady is the being that is running the show and that is. Let's look at all the shit that he's got back.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh boy. He's got the lady behind him. Right there's your. Your goddess. Yeah, yeah.

[Top Line Still]

So that's the blonde woman that I don't know if he experienced or his dad experience in Egypt. You have crystals. That's that kabbalist. That's the. That's on Matt's drink.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's on the drinks that were outside. We don't have them anymore. I think. I think we're out of those.

[Top Line Still]

Good.

[David Lee Corbo]

You got the yoni crystals or the. What is that? The ohm symbol in the bottom with another kind of Ishtar character.

[Top Line Still]

Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

It looks like a little feminine goddess statue next to an alien in a. In a triangle or a UFO in a triangle. Kind of mimicking the shape of an all seeing eye symbol. A lot of third eye shrunken head. That actually looks like one of those babies that were coming out of the Middle east when there were a bunch of birth defects due to some chemical that we were exposing them to. And they were coming out looking like little Reptilians. It looks like the head of one.

[Top Line Still]

Of those Zika baby head.

[David Lee Corbo]

The little Zika baby head.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. And a bunch of UFOs. My kids got some UFOs for Christmas. Oh yeah. I opened them and I was like, cool. And they turned around and fucking threw him out.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nice.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, we don't play. I'm not playing with that stuff anymore. We're not calling that in.

[David Lee Corbo]

But look, easy. Clearwater beach, right over here.

[Top Line Still]

I mean, yeah. Two hours away. We clear Water is beautiful.

[David Lee Corbo]

Beautiful beach.

[Top Line Still]

Well, it's. It's a little bit of a dump depending where you go, but the beach is nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's really nice. It is overcrowded though, very often, which sucks.

[Top Line Still]

Coming here with fury to wake us up from the ruling control system here. From the dark forces that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Boom. That's. Galactic Federation of Light. We're going to, you know, liberate you from your satanic ruling elite. Shit. This is like. Man, I just feel like we're on the cusp of these people all getting duped in such a big way. Like, if you subscribe. And I'm so thankful that I don't look like that. No, if you. If my co host look like that, this is.

[Top Line Still]

This would be my co host.

[David Lee Corbo]

This would be the gayest show ever. No, that. That even though I. I stopped there and I looked at it and I said, this is all fascinating information when I was a kid, that I didn't fall for it.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because it felt so fake and gay. You know what's interesting? I just want to say I was listening to that episode with Ed Mabry on the confessionals, and Ed was talking about how the. Turn to your neighbor and tell them, you know, God's gonna bless you. Is. Is a hypnosis technique.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, did he say that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Only because he's seen it utilized in, like, mass hypnosis seminars and such.

[Top Line Still]

Well, he has, like, a background in psychology.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. So he's seen that in action.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I go, that's so funny, because I have a visceral reaction to that when you try to tell me to do that. I. I literally go, my wife has seen me do this. My wife.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I go, you got to stop.

[Top Line Still]

You're addicted.

[David Lee Corbo]

I go, no.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm not doing it.

[Top Line Still]

It's suggestibility.

[David Lee Corbo]

I refuse to turn to anybody and say, God's gonna bless you today. Not doing it. They'll go, turn to your neighbor. Tell them you love them.

[Top Line Still]

No, they're saying that they're in North Carolina.

[David Lee Corbo]

North Carolina. Oh, the Bledsoe's.

[Top Line Still]

But he came to Clearwater. Did he ask?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, yeah, because it's the. It's the Scientology Center. That's where the Scientology building is. That. That makes sense.

[Top Line Still]

Octagon doctor.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, it's Octagon doctor. What up, homie?

[Top Line Still]

Y.

[David Lee Corbo]

We gotta go down there and do this IV Cast. And I also probably could use a nice IV after New Year's, but. Yeah. So, I mean, this is. This, to me, feels like exactly what it's all been leading up to. This Galactic Federation of Light shit. By the way, even back in the day, when the. When you would watch the. The Was. It go. L gofl get the. They would. Basically, it was just, like, space imagery, you know, cosmic psychedelic imagery and A woman's voice just telling you, like, giving you updates about, like, dear ones, we are working tirelessly to liberate you from your satanic ruling elite.

[Top Line Still]

And it's really this guy?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, what I'm saying is, it is the. The fruits of that operation are about to come to pass. And I don't know how long I hung out there, dude. Like, you know, I went to the Q thing. I was there for, like, four months, just, like, balls deep in Q's.

[Top Line Still]

Interesting. I mean, it is.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's fascinating. But I did the same thing with Anonymous, and I did the same thing with the Galactic Federation Light. Also did the same thing with Tupac. I was there for a grip. I said, tupac's gonna come back and.

[Top Line Still]

He'S gonna save Hip Hop, my newest favorite. Anyone that fights Jake Paul gets, like, cursed, dude. Yeah, I like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

That is crazy.

[Top Line Still]

I'm running with it.

[David Lee Corbo]

You think that he would allow his jaw to be broken, like.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, no. I don't think you wanted that to happen.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, because there was a weird moment where it was like he fell into the. Into the. The BJ position.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Onto Anthony Joshua. And. And. And Andrew Tate also fell into the BJ position on that other guy.

[Top Line Still]

That is weird, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Weird. Yeah. I mean, not. Not. You know, you fall to your knees and you grab onto something, like, you know, you get your shit wobbled. That's not really uncommon, but it's a funny contrast. It's a funny pair of pictures to come from the same night. Was it the same night or. It is.

[Top Line Still]

It is a bit uncommon in boxing for that. Not. Not for it to happen once, but for it to happen twice in.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, because at least in mma, you know, you have the ability to shoot for a takedown, so you might end up down there, but to get wobbled and to fall down and then to just suck off your opponent, to grab.

[Top Line Still]

Your opponent, makes no sense.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

For boxers. Both of these guys are kickboxers or boxers, so, like. Yeah, in mma, if you're rock, that's kind of what you would do.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. You'd be like, oh, I've got to take this to the ground.

[Top Line Still]

You take a knee, and then you. You, like, face away from your opponent.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true. You wouldn't just be like.

[Top Line Still]

I think that's why it was weird to see over and over, like, because that happened a bunch of times.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's weird.

[Top Line Still]

It's a weird submission, but I. I don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was strange that Andrew Tate lost to that guy, and it was strange that Andrew Tate looks so bad because this is a champion level kickboxer in Andrew Tate. He's not a bad. He's. He's a lot of things. He's not a bad fighter.

[Top Line Still]

That guy, the guy that he fought is a bad fighter.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's a bad fighter.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is a comically bad fighter.

[Top Line Still]

I don't know what happened there.

[David Lee Corbo]

Weird. I don't care. I don't know what they would be doing it for. I don't know why you would do what kind of ritual, ceremony, what the fuck ever you would do. But I do go like, this is a guy. I don't care how rusty you are. Yeah, you're a championship kickboxer. I don't give a fuck how rusty you are. You're not going to get worked by a dude that fights like a little girl.

[Top Line Still]

Like fighting with his hands all while, like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he's doing these fucking things where you like, you know.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

What strange. I don't know where to put that. I thought that was. Is just. Just a little strange.

[Top Line Still]

Maybe you put it here. Empowering the defined divine feminine that are binding us to this place from those negative, sadistic, parasitic, vampiric forces that want to feast on our minds and are suffering and keep us trapped here.

[David Lee Corbo]

The lady is the force that, you.

[Top Line Still]

Know, destroys that and severs that power over us.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Look at the fruits that have been yielded from your lady worship. You have diabetes.

[Top Line Still]

Now we are approaching a point where on the collective level, this power will have free reign in our world as long as we all collectively and freely invite it. And I believe they will be able.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, Isn't that interesting? You got to invite it.

[Top Line Still]

You see, I actually sent something to Matt that was.

[David Lee Corbo]

I will. I will draw a sword in the streets. That's my first move, by the way. A hundred percent. If. If some lady goddess descended upon the earth and was like, I would never. You would never see me again without. I would look insane all the time. I would be super strapped all the time. I would have a sword in public. Shamelessly would have a sword in public. I'd have, you know all my gut. But I would also have a sword, a spear. I would look insane all the time. I go, this is the times we're living in. The times that we're living in is the goddess. The goddesses descended upon us times. Okay, then I'm gonna dress like. That's the times that we're in. I would never look normal again.

[Top Line Still]

This is a. It actually goes to a little bit of a deeper issue not just philosophical or religious, but also political and even economic. And we just spoke about Mamdami taking over New York.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And embracing radical. Not radical, embracing. What did he call that? Warm collectivism. Right. Versus rigid individualism. This already happened. And, and what this guy's talking about, he's talking about if we can get together as a collective. The collective, it's like the softening of. And this merging together, the, you know, the Borg, the hive mind, whatever you want to call it. But Charles Spurgeon, one of Matt's.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's familiar.

[Top Line Still]

Preachers. The guy preached out of London in like the early 1900s. He had a run in with Karl Marx, and Karl Marx was spreading Marxism in this time frame or democratic socialism, this idea. But Spurgeon. Spurgeon refuted it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Line Still]

And in London, where Spurgeon was preaching this true gospel, because it's not. Not just like the popular gospel or the popular message at the time, which probably would have been like, I don't know, it probably would have been apolitical at the time. And even today, like, the popular message will still be sort of apolitical, even though some people do preach politics from the pulpit, but I feel like a lot of them largely miss it. But Spurgeon said, he said for many a year, the grand old truth of the gospel, sinners were converted and saints were edified, and the world was made to know that there is a God in Israel. But there are two antiquated. But these are too antiquated for the present cultured race of superior beings. They're going to regenerate the world by democratic socialism and set up a kingdom for Christ without the new birth of the pardon of sin. Truly, the Lord has not taken away the several. The 7,000 that have not bowed the knee to Baal. So this dude, I got to listen to some of his. Maybe we'll do that with Matt. We'll do like a breakdown of Spurgeon and some of his.

[David Lee Corbo]

That would be cool. He sounds like an interesting guy, the guy.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, he. He basically like lights, marks on fire with scripture throughout this speech. And it turns out that London was the only place that didn't accept democratic socialism throughout all those places that Marx was running through preaching it because there was a. A pastor in there that was willing to actually debate him. Not just debate him, but oppose him.

[David Lee Corbo]

It looks like he only delayed it, right? Because, I mean, that. That's a place that's fallen.

[Top Line Still]

But, you know, he died.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a hell of a place to be Able to defend.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. I mean, it got to a point where I think even Angles was talking about Spurgeon and he was calling him, like, a. Some. Some sort of a heretic or whatever, but, like, basically, he was just. He was the only guy standing in their way. And he wasn't standing in their way by, you know, pushing their latest fear or the latest political happenings. Which is what this is, why when I saw the mom dummy thing, I already know. You already know what's going to happen. You're going to go to your nearest political pundit, and they're going to tell you and show you a video. Look at this. Hey, look at that. And it's like, yeah, you know, these things are fantastical and they're fun to look at, and we can be outraged and angry, but there is no solution.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're just a direction.

[Top Line Still]

It's just. Yeah. It's like, hey, look at this. Hey, look at that. Hey, look at me reacting to this gay shit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Look at me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. That's why I pulled it up, specifically through the lens of, like, just making fun of it.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, look at this hilarious thing that's happening. I have no intention of bonking that apple, because there will be people that are like, the Muslim takeover of, hey, this is where shit is going.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know if you've been paying attention, but if you've not, this thing, if you just woke up to this, it would seem shocking and it would seem like a problem to solve. It's not shocking, and it's not a problem for you to solve.

[Top Line Still]

How are you going to solve the problem? How are you going to solve the problem of Marxism that's spreading like the actual Marxism from Karl Marx? How are you going to solve that? I don't know. Spurgeon did it with the Bible, and.

[David Lee Corbo]

That was at a time before it had any sort of foothold. It's happened, but he did it with.

[Top Line Still]

A dangerous mix of not just the Bible, but actual knowledge of culture, of economics, of understanding, of individualism and what it means to be a human being. At the very bottom, there are some people that are like that, and there are some people that are like that that lose the plot in today's. In today's culture.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

We'll see who pops up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Propaganda machine has gotten really great at latching on to those potential people and then just dragging them kicking and screaming to Israel. I don't know, somewhere, wherever the hell.

[Top Line Still]

They go, some people go. You know, they're being dragged in the other direction as well, yeah, that's true. I. I don't know who's. Who's going to be that guy?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, whatever it is, that system, if you want to push back against Marxism when it's just a whisper, you can do that. You can stand against it, and you can use sound doctrine and intellectual argument. It's happened so covertly, so subversively for so long. This goes back to the Yuri Besmanov thing of a generational plot to destabilize and have people lose faith in their institutions. That's what espionage actually looks like. It takes time. It's the frog in the. In the pot. Right. So if somebody just came in and started espousing Marxist ideas when it had no foothold in a popular, you know, a densely populated city area, then you could stand up and just shit on those bad ideas. But when it happens covertly through media, through the institutions, and it starts slowly and takes place over generations, like, I guess they just figured out how to further the plot along in a way that you. You couldn't push back against it, because if you push back against it when it was like a small glimmer of a thing, you were labeled like an extremist. Like, look at you. You're out of your mind. Because the gays got married. The kids are next.

[Top Line Still]

Huh? That's also. But that's also an inadequate. The people that were opposing it, they had inadequate arguments to oppose.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Such a thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

So it's like, first you got to make them dumb as shit.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know.

[Top Line Still]

Like, my. My aunt and she. She. Her husband, they had a Pentecostal. They still have a Pentecostal church. And they were one of the first people that were like, hey, gay marriage isn't good. We shouldn't do it. And I was like, I don't know. You know, it seems like you guys are provoking. And they go, no, no, no, it's just not good. Just trust me.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it's like, it's not a good argument.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. But, you know, Grandma's grandma's going to be great.

[David Lee Corbo]

Grandma Maxing.

[Top Line Still]

Grandma maxing is fun, but she's not.

[David Lee Corbo]

Going to win anybody over. That's not the. What would you call it? The Great Commission, right? No, Grandma maxing isn't the Great Commission.

[Top Line Still]

Right. So there's an argument for all those things where, I mean, you know, even Matt says, like, oh, don't look too deep into this. Like, oh, you're gonna get you trapped. It's like, well, if you don't look deep enough into this, you're not gonna have adequate arguments to battle it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Therefore no one's gonna be helped.

[Top Line Still]

But if you're only looking into this and you have great arguments against it, but no gospel, you're fucked too. Yeah, there's nowhere to turn. This. What's frustrating about New York right now is we're gonna see all of these political commentators, all these people that we.

[David Lee Corbo]

Know celebrate it, championing it.

[Top Line Still]

Well, not just, I mean, you know, the idiots. Yeah. But the people that are going to be opposing it. They're just opposing it to oppose. Yeah. You're not solving anything.

[David Lee Corbo]

Correct.

[Top Line Still]

This is just. You're showing us videos, you're showing us reaction things.

[David Lee Corbo]

Would you say the truth is that as far as the external issue of New York City, there is no solving it.

[Top Line Still]

Maybe there is. Maybe there is solving, or maybe there is staving it off.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, it's a thing you stave off. And then after a couple of generations, pokes its head up again.

[Top Line Still]

Spurgeon says the latter day Gospel is not the gospel by which we were saved. To me, it seems a tangle of ever changing dreams. It is, by the confession of its inventors, the outcome of the period of the monstrous birth of a boasted progress. The scum from the skaldron, from the cauldron of conceit. It's not been given by the infallible revelation of God. This is what. All right, like we're criticizing things, we're criticizing these things, but they're not. They're not from a revelation of God. From that part, like from that standpoint, you're criticizing them from the earth. So we're just kind of like in a spiral. But this is not what he's talking about specifically. It doesn't pretend to have been. It is not divine. It has no inspired scripture at its back. So this is just his. This is his tear down of democratic socialism at the time. It is when it touches the cross, an enemy. When it speaks of him who died thereon. It is a deceitful friend. Many are its sneers at the. At the truth of substitution. It is irate at the mention of the precious blood substitution.

[David Lee Corbo]

Can you read that line again? What about the substitution?

[Top Line Still]

Many are irate. Many. Many are its sneers at the truth of substitution. So it's just sneering at it, at the truth of it, because I guess at the time democratic socialism was probably trying to wear a little bit of a mass of Christianity to appeal to the masses. Yeah, we're having that, but we're having A bit of an inversion of it because it reminds me of what we just saw with Jack Posobic.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Just recently.

[David Lee Corbo]

Chuck actually sent something, and I got to remember to bring it up, but it was a little bit more of an elaboration. It was a post that was laying out Hitler and his efforts to remove the Jewishness of Christ. And it's just like that. That the truth of the substitution is what made me think about that. I'm gonna see if I can pull that up later. But what were you saying about Jack Posobic? Yeah. Yeah. What the. Did he do? Because I. We. We put it in the chat and I was saying that Isaac Happy mentioned him, Laura Loomer, and. And Cernovich as being paid operatives, disinformation operatives before he passed away. And. And Posobic just did something goofy and gay.

[Top Line Still]

What the hell was it? I always doing something. But he's one of these guys. This is why, like, the fight is so convoluted and confusing, because this is a guy that should be coming from, like. Like, he should be on this. The side of us or at least arguing in the correct direction.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

But then you watch them on the TP USA stage, and he's holding the rosary up, and this was like. For me, it was an obvious, like, bullshit moment. But for people that. That believed it. They believed. Like, some people went and they saw Jordan Peterson talk with Russell Brand and were moved by it. Wow, these are. Look at these Christian men. I'm like, how could you be so fooled by this? This is, like, clear on its face. But this. This actually fell through faster than I thought.

[David Lee Corbo]

What, in the sense of pushback?

[Top Line Still]

No, in the sense of clear bullshit. Oh, Jack Posobic, when he, you know, he's on the TP USA stage holding the. The rosary up, and this person says, less rosary, more Bible.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would agree with that. I mean, yeah, this is. To me, what. What is being said. There is less rosary, more relationship with God.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. Read the Bible. So Jack Posobic says the rosary is a daily meditation on the mysteries of the gospel. You might be surprised to find out when you pray the rosary, you're focusing on specific aspects of Christ's life, death, and triumph over Satan. Welcome to join.

[David Lee Corbo]

So the rosary is effectively like a Catholic fidget spinner.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. So this guy says the Bible does all those things and better. And we're told in the Bible to read the Bible. We're not told in the Bible to do the rosary. I'll stick with what the Bible says. And Jack Bassopi goes, where does the Bible say that we need to read the Bible? The Bible didn't exist in biblical. So, I mean, I. I don't know exactly what this guy's doing here. Very similar to a Nick Fuentes idea.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, it's the same.

[Top Line Still]

It's just the same thing over and over again with these people.

[David Lee Corbo]

Pylon of the same kind of message. Slightly different. But given the time frame that they happen, the proximity that they happen to one another and the characters that are espousing it, that's kind of fascinating.

[Top Line Still]

It's. It's the men, these men that are crept in unaware. And it's not even unaware like you're watching. I'm watching a guy that's a clear fed sneak in. Yeah, to a party of feds. It should be. You know, thank God for making it this obvious.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, we have that ongoing discussion with astrology bimbo. We brought her up on the show a few times, and so I'll just continue to do it, but she sent a message. I haven't gotten around to responding to it, but it was something about the idea of, like, the rosary is important and, And. And Mary is the co Redeemer. And I'm going like. It strikes me as a very particular thing that one might fall victim to if they were already in some feminists, female liberation kind of a space to begin with, which it seems to me. I mean, I don't know her well enough, but it seems to me where she's coming from is, you know, astrology and divine feminine energy, and then you start to come closer to Christ, but you encounter this other stumbling block. And that other stumbling block is. Well, it does seem to me that Mary is the co Redeemer. And I think it might be worth exploring the idea that you have an issue letting go of this divine feminine aspect, because that's the background that you come from. And it just looks like man, there are so many stumbling blocks on the way to Christ. So many people throwing. It's like you're on a car that's on the narrow path, and they just keep putting out the. The spike strip, you know, every which way they can. Don't read the Bible. Where does the Bible say you need to read the Bible? Where is, you know, what about Mary? And she's not just a footnote, she's actually incredibly important.

[Top Line Still]

Second Timothy 3, 15. And that from a child thou hast known the holy Scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith, which is in Jesus Christ. All scripture is given by inspiration of God and is profitable for doctrine, to reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness, that the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works. I was like, where does it say you should read the Bible? Yeah, in the Bible it says that. And it also, I mean, the logical conclusion is if Jesus, if you believe Jesus Christ when he's telling you that he is the word, which is the Bible, which is God, and you want to know God, then you should read it. Which Jack Bosobic has not. Maybe he has. Maybe, you know, you read the parts that you read, the parts that will help you in the argument against political. Political means.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Which is cool. And I understand that because I've been guilty of reading the Bible to help me in an argument when I'm looking for it. But if you actually read what the Bible says, it's fairly clear this person has been put on stage with fireworks. Not for the first time, many times. Yeah, this guy's, you know, yeah, he.

[David Lee Corbo]

Was given one of the Epstein binders.

[Top Line Still]

And yeah, this guy's always been a fed. I've had words with this guy. I think he blocked me. And for some reason I'm unblocked now, or maybe I still am blocked by. I guess I could see what he says, I don't know. But I know this guy smells like shit just like the rest of them. And when we're talking about the mom dummy thing, and when we're getting these clips of white woman being beat up by Muslims or Somalians in New York City, you could bet your ass Jack Besobic is going to be right there telling you about it, telling you how you should react, telling you how you should feel, stoking outrage, providing no solutions because it'll still keep happening. We're powerless to stop it. And maybe some of the solutions that they do provide, I don't know, Nick Fuentes end up.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, we're gonna have some good points, right?

[Top Line Still]

I don't know if your points are go to January 6th as my follower and I won't go in. I get put on a no fly list, but then I'm not on a no fly list anymore. And all my funds are available to me again after they took them from me. But my followers are certainly screwed.

[David Lee Corbo]

I really wanted to be there.

[Top Line Still]

This is. But again, just pay attention, people, because those are. These are the same people that are going to tell you all this stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

And what's, what's upsetting too, is like, so when it comes to this whole like, divine feminine thing. There's going to be these characters that are, like, based. Right. That are giving you the pushback against, like, you know, the whole Muslim thing, the Muslim takeover, whatever. But this guy here, Bledsoe. Bledsoe.

[Top Line Still]

Let's finish this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. He seems to me like the fruit of this divine feminine thing, what it does to men. Right. This is like a soft, fat, kind of soft spoken, weak dude.

[Top Line Still]

Let's check it out. I have some more to say about this, too, but, like, it all ties together.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Get rid of the dark forces that are controlling us. And, you know, their days are numbered. The dark forces are numbered. And that's kind of what the plan is of this UFO phenomenon. It's not just a dog and pony. Sorry.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, go ahead.

[Top Line Still]

It's just like it does. I mean, when you look at this guy and you hear what he's saying, the dark forces, their days are numbered.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

It sounds like stranger things.

[David Lee Corbo]

It sounds like you and I gonna.

[Top Line Still]

Be in line to watch a Marvel movie.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Like, this is. This is. Yeah. You believe, like the. The verbiage that you're using and the storyline that you have convinced yourself that is gonna play out is what they tell you in the movie theater.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm. Look, I'm not saying anything that's rooted in any information here, so nothing is different. But there is. I get a weird feeling about Q. This thing, this Galactic Federation of Light shit. And like Melania Trump, I get a weird feeling. It's just like a little bit of a stirring there. Like there's something there. There's some element.

[Top Line Still]

Melania Trump is Pleiadian Jesus, Which I have a lot to say about today because of jt, but we'll talk about that in a minute. Let's finish this. No, it's not a magic trick.

[David Lee Corbo]

It is a very real prophetic force.

[Top Line Still]

That has been guiding us for thousands.

[David Lee Corbo]

Of years, helping us barely survive.

[Top Line Still]

Right. Until we got to this faded moment in our destiny where these two worlds were crossed, where they can just, boom, just have free reign to come into our world and do what they want.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I don't think he's wrong in that people are going to come to see this sort of thing pass, but they're going to be deceived. This is part of the massive deception. You know, this is that goddess that they bought into Babylon, Right. That they ushered in. In the deserts of New Mexico or whatever. This is kind of the. The fruition of that operation, you know, And I don't want to say operation in the sense that all of the elements of it are a deception. People are going to see something I think and this is really going to be the culmination of their efforts. Aren't just going to be Project Bluebeam or some gay like that, which even that nowadays I'm kind of like, I just don't think that there's any need for a Project Bluebeam making holographic any, anything. I think they have technology that's sufficient. I think they have entities that are sufficient. I think there's chimeric creations and hybrid entities and all these things. They don't need to do a big fake hologram show. I, I think there's going to be real things that are going to have real physical implications in this realm, but that's still, they're going to be a deception.

[Top Line Still]

If I was them I would, I would use the holograms too. Like I'd have like lap it up one locale with some real stuff going on in one locale with holograms and then just let the misinformation fly and people see where they, where they land.

[David Lee Corbo]

But I like this real quick though. G by Jonathan says with the divine feminine character, there's always a King Ahab doing its bidding. Yeah. And that, that, that fat Nola says Ahab was a cuck. That fat dude is a cuck that we just watched and he's doing a little bit of the bidding. Well, I mean I guess if you get bf'd enough.

[Top Line Still]

I feel bad for him. I feel bad even calling him fat because I mean I don't, I don't remember exactly his dad's story, but his dad had a very like prolific abduction event. Something that like if you were like blapped up like these guys, I understand why you'd believe what they believe. It's not just some Billy Carson. Like these guys are not some Billy Carson that's selling you some kind of self betterment. Course they might be doing that now but like these guys got messed up so they believe what they believe, you know, And I'm like, I kind of get it. They also, I think that they're Christians. They say that they're Christians.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's interesting. Really?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. So they have this very strange mix of yeah, they're weird guy. We, we need to actually look into them a little bit more. Anyway, this is all coming together, this is all coming to a certain point. And I can tell because at 9:30 last night my cousin, my cousin who is a normie, okay, she messaged me and this is a person who I like to. You actually met her at Christmas. I like to, like, argue with her about the rules. She's. She likes to go to Disney. She likes to follow the rules of what they say there. I do whatever I want. We're constantly, like, in opposition, but we're friends. Like, like, she's my friend.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

But like. Like, just opposites of what I.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I.

[Top Line Still]

And I tell her all the time. I'm like, hey, don't listen to these people. Do what you have to do. They're going to take advantage of you. She tells me, no, she ends up wrong and is the adult. Yeah, but. Yeah, I know, but she's great. She's great, though. So she messages me last night, and she goes, hey, have you seen the documentary Age of Disclosure?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, our favorite documentary.

[Top Line Still]

And I go, yeah, what did you think about it? And she goes, well, we're watching it now. And I go, I'm interested to hear your thoughts, especially because you probably don't know any of the people that are presenting the information, because my first thought is for this documentary to be accessible to the public. The information being provided is not even scratching the surface or the severity of the truth.

[David Lee Corbo]

She's saying this.

[Top Line Still]

She's saying this. And I go, that's correct.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Line Still]

I said, there's a lot more. And it's like a good lie sandwiched between the truth. And she's like, you know, they alluded it to being the devil's work, which is interesting verbiage from the. From a government official. And I was like, that part might be true.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. But they. They didn't allude to that. They said that. I mean, specifically because I know. I've watched that part twice. They said that there was an old guard in the Pentagon who was alluding to that.

[Top Line Still]

Right. I was telling her about the Collins elite.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And I was like, there's, like, there's a little bit. I need to talk to her in person.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, that's what Albarino was suggesting. The Collins Elite. But that documentary never even talked about the Collins elite. It just said, old guard in the Pentagon who looks at these things as the devil, and that. We don't want to mess with that.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And that's pretty much what they left it at.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. And then she goes, there's actually a movie called Disclosure Day. And I was like, yeah, by Spielberg. I'm like, you know, so I'm just. I. I didn't really, like, get deep into it with her because it's a text message late at night. And also, like, how do I unwrap this for you?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

In a way that you'll understand because you're being fed Covid propaganda here. Like Matt was saying. He's like, this is covet propaganda.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes, it is. The repetition. It was like hypnosis techniques.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And giving you your talking points how? Through entertainment.

[Top Line Still]

Through entertainment. Through approved sources. The narrative. But, like, I have, I think, with her, at least, I've planted such a seed where it's like, I'm telling you, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

You think she'll come around to it?

[Top Line Still]

I think she already has. The fact that she's, like, even suspicious of it.

[David Lee Corbo]

She.

[Top Line Still]

She's the type of person that should take this and just eat it up and believe it. Because they're. They're presenting you the authority. Yeah, right. But because I guess because she knows me and because I've said some wild at Christmas and whenever, like, we have holidays over there, I'll just be saying the craziest stuff. Remember I was telling you about little seeds? Yeah. I was talking to the older guy. That was her husband, about Jesus Christ and. And about worship and.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I think so.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. Yeah. That was her husband. So, like, I'm able to have these kind of conversations with them and go, like, deeper, which I'm like, all right, good. At least I'm doing something because, like, reaching people that are close to you is almost impossible.

[David Lee Corbo]

Very hard, dude.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. So I'm like, I have to be very careful with how I disperse the information. You got to do it, like, you got to make them laugh.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yep.

[Top Line Still]

And you could say something crazy, and.

[David Lee Corbo]

Then you got to kind of let them come to the conclusions on their own. It's more like posing thought experiments. Have you thought about that? Yeah, it's like a question, what about this? And, like, I'm not going to tell you what about this, but, like, you know, maybe if your brain works, you'll do the what about this? And then come to a couple of conclusions that are more viable than other ones.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then at least you'll be entertained. Well, we just talked about planting seeds, and then we brought up this guy earlier. This is a fascinating thing that's actually come up on the timeline here. Billy Carson. Sweet. Billy Carson.

[Top Line Still]

He's back. Is he back?

[David Lee Corbo]

He's back, baby, he says. Yummy, baby. A young boy reveals. I've not watched this. This is interesting. Amazing revelations about aliens.

[Top Line Still]

Say something, too. Yeah, Billy, good for you, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

This for you.

[Top Line Still]

This goes. I said this on. On Tower Gang a long time ago, and this was directed At Clint Walrus.

[David Lee Corbo]

And don't call him Walrus.

[Top Line Still]

Whatever.

[David Lee Corbo]

Not nice.

[Top Line Still]

They were talking about, like, oh, we all have to protect. We have to be careful what we say. And, like, be like, protect the. Our narrative so that way it can't be thrown in our faces and all this shit like that. And I'm just like, dude, just say what you got to say. Yeah. People are like. They could react however they want. And then guess what? This is my. My famous point on. On Tower Guy. If I ever said anything, I said, you can just say anything.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And that's it.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then just keep it moving and.

[Top Line Still]

Just keep saying it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And when people get mad, you go, okay. And then you just say something else. That's the truth.

[David Lee Corbo]

You just keep.

[Top Line Still]

You can just say. You can just say whatever. You know, write it down like David's writing it down. You can just say anything.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whatever.

[Top Line Still]

You can just say whatever. Here's Billy. Billy Carson as proof to it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he does. Well, A better example than Billy Carson, even. And I'm. I'm thinking maybe we should go and look at a clip after this is David Icke.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. You could just say whatever.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't say whatever the fuck you. Maybe you come on here and you say, sickness, get out of me.

[Top Line Still]

Sickness demon. Get. Get off of me.

[David Lee Corbo]

You can just say whatever. Young boy revealing some. Some alien shit. Starseed channeling. It's my favorite. My favorite word is starseed. It's my favorite word.

[Top Line Still]

Dude, do you really think that aliens are gonna try to destroy the Earth?

[David Lee Corbo]

We need what they need. That's true.

[Top Line Still]

The only reason why they try to.

[David Lee Corbo]

Attack us is that Holy already. Oedipal mother. Yeah, Oedipal mother. That's true.

[Top Line Still]

She's holding up the signs.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true. Young king.

[Top Line Still]

Flip the board. Read it as if we were at war with them. We're not at war with them.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're not.

[Top Line Still]

We have wood. They want wood. They don't have wood. Yeah, so they need us.

[David Lee Corbo]

What are you talking about? They got 75, 25, dude.

[Top Line Still]

15, 85, Argon.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude. What are you talking about?

[Top Line Still]

Out.

[David Lee Corbo]

We got wood. They don't got wood. We're not at war with them. Because this kid is a military prep. He knows exactly how wars look. He knows how wars look. This isn't a war. He's six.

[Top Line Still]

I've seen this kid before, though. Years ago.

[David Lee Corbo]

Slap this kid. He's not grown up at all. It's the same age. He's very small.

[Top Line Still]

He's like a couple years older.

[David Lee Corbo]

This Is infuriating to me.

[Top Line Still]

Them too. Aliens.

[David Lee Corbo]

And yeah, they are very, very real.

[Top Line Still]

If you don't believe in aliens, what are you then?

[David Lee Corbo]

What are you? What are you? I'm an alien, everyone.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Absent father. This is literally a single parent household, oedipal mother situation. This child is saying absolutely nothing. And Billy Carson eats it up. Billy Carson, also single parent household eats it up. Dude, he eats it up. It's normal.

[Top Line Still]

It's normal to be an alien. We're not the only ones who are.

[David Lee Corbo]

Have life on a planet. Do you know how to the trillions.

[Top Line Still]

Of infinite amount of planets? You know how big space really is?

[David Lee Corbo]

Just Neil Degrasse Tysoning us up right now. Real quick. Real quick. Yeah, please.

[Top Line Still]

Would you rather. Would you rather your kid be this? Or would you rather your kid be. Hold on.

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you got?

[Top Line Still]

Would you rather your kid be this? I don't know if people are familiar.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, 100. No waste mixing.

[Top Line Still]

Which way? Weston, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude, you should make that. Make that post. It doesn't matter if nobody has the context. I love that post.

[Top Line Still]

Which way? Western man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Western man.

[Top Line Still]

He's always been growing and it has been growing since the very beginning. But there was no beginning. Beginning because the beginning was always there. And there will be no end because the end wasn't always there.

[David Lee Corbo]

Profound. This kid argues in the same way Billy Carson does.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. How do you know all this feels natural?

[David Lee Corbo]

Where does it come from?

[Top Line Still]

Probably aliens or whatever your downloads that.

[David Lee Corbo]

You feel that they're coming from. The aliens from your TikTok algorithm. Yeah, like he's been watching it over your shoulder.

[Top Line Still]

He can hear you crying in the bathroom as you watch this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Jeez, man. I'm sure.

[Top Line Still]

I'm sure it's from the aliens. Aliens?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Or. Or maybe past lives. Who knows? Yeah, that's.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is all of it.

[Top Line Still]

That you just know all this stuff.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I believe it. And so now we know.

[Top Line Still]

Now you know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I hate it.

[Top Line Still]

What did Billy say about it? Can you just go to.

[David Lee Corbo]

Billy said, young boy reveals amazing revelations, which is redundant to reveal a revelation about aliens and life on other planets. Amazing. Billy Carson, well, he is black, but.

[Top Line Still]

Jeez, I don't even think he wrote that. I think that's like. That's like his PR firm or something like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, they used reveal in. In two different forms.

[Top Line Still]

So that means that he doesn't do anything, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Anything. Yeah. This kid doesn't do anything. It does nothing, dude. Yeah. Panda fly says that was hard to watch. It's all of it. It's the reincarnation. It's the I'm a starseed thing. It comes from the aliens. You're an. It's just a gay mishmash.

[Top Line Still]

There are ways you can go. I mean, you could. We could. We could do like. I don't know, this route. You can go Andrew.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

You can go that gay kid.

[David Lee Corbo]

Andrew's got a pug.

[Top Line Still]

Andrew's got a great pug. The pug's probably dead now. Sad.

[David Lee Corbo]

I.

[Top Line Still]

Like a time ago. You can. You can be that kid or, you know, you could give the. Give that kid hormone.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like I was saying, that kid is on hormone blockers.

[Top Line Still]

I don't think he is. I mean. And you know what? Kudos to the mom for not. For not doing that. She's probably got to keep his genetics clean for when the aliens do take.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, she's got to keep his genetics clean because if she gets any more Oedipal mother, she's gonna end up banging them. Oh, no, that's right. I said it. Chuck from Guam says, revealing revelatory revelations. Yes, that's it.

[Top Line Still]

Also, that means it does happen. If you do it three times.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah. Then it cancels the canceling out and it's back to base.

[Top Line Still]

This reminds me, I was arguing with not arguing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Line Still]

I was fighting.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, it was. It was. There's a disagreement. You were disagreeing.

[Top Line Still]

There was a disagreement with JT follows J.C. yeah. Just because he was a. I thought. JT, if you're watching this. I know you watch the show. I thought you were being kind of bitchy at Ed and you gotta stop.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I don't like. I don't like when people organize against.

[Top Line Still]

Ed because you're arguing against the Bible. But yeah, we were just talking about some stuff and he was talking about his idea of what. Who the whore of Babylon is, and he was quoting scripture. But I was like, you're kind of cherry picking it here. And then he did it again in another occasion. I was like, you kind of cherry pick this here as well. It doesn't necessarily say that. I do think that the little season is interesting, but it is interesting. The ferociousness in which you defend it. It's not even defending it. It's really. What you're doing is kind of like you're. You're not defending your idea. You're trying to defame another. And I'm like, all right, well, there's.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's been times where I've gone really hard in the paint, and it's when I. I believe a thing is true. For example, we talked about it on the year in review episode when I pissed off Black Twitter.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

The reason that I did that is because I'm not going to back down off of what I believe is true. So I can understand that there's a vindication in the thing that, you know definitively is true. But if you give me a pushback against anything that is theoretical, eventually I'm gonna go like, yeah, maybe.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, it's like, whatever. Like, I don't really care. But when you're kind of. When you're arguing and you're misconstruing the Bible, one of the things that we were talking about was again, like, the whore of Babylon, we're sure that it's. It's Jerusalem because now we've all decided to be brave about the Jews.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is what he's saying. He's saying that the whore of Babylon.

[Top Line Still]

Is Jerusalem two years after the fact. Because I forget. It's like Revelation 11 talks about the being where our Lord in Christ was crucified. And you could, you could type that to people who don't open up. I mean, the apps are online. You could just open it up and read the Bible. And within that sentence, I'm like, yeah, no, no, no. He's saying, I don't even have. I don't have the scripture pulled up here. He's saying, like, yeah, where our Lord was crucified, that's where. That's what's represented. That's the representative of the Whore of Babylon. But within that sentence, before he says where our Lord was crucified, he says Egypt. And then he says Sodom and Gomorrah. And he's talking about earthly kingdoms. He's talking about this one world government. That idea. Yeah, that worldly idea. He's putting the blame of Christ, the. The blame of the crucifixion of Christ on the world itself, which is the. So that's, It's. It's a metaphor. So we're talking about. Well, it happens now. It had to happen in, in 70 A.D. because he says it's like, no, that's not. But that's not what this even says. We can't even get past to the argument of the historical time frame that you're arguing about. And also calling out Ed over saying a Roman emperor's name, the wrong Roman emperor, even though we know who he's talking about. Because when you go and you look at the history, the Roman emperor, who he meant to say, who also begins with the D. I don't even, I don't even remember the name did operate in the time that this book was written.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, well, I mean he does a show. It's. It's a three hour long episode.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. And it's just very, it's just very. It's. Well, it's number one. It's not helpful and it's gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

So I don't know.

[Top Line Still]

I was, I'm reading it and I'm kind of just going line for line whenever we're talking about the, whenever he's talking about the Bible and I'm just like, that's not really what it says here. This is what it says here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And I ended up reading, I said, let me read this again because it's not something that I like dwell on. The, the little season of Satan, I don't really care about it, but Revelation 20:7 and when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison and then go out to deceive the nations which are in the four corners of the earth, Gog and Magog, to gather them together to battle, the number of whom is as the sand of the sea. So this is where, this is where this whole theory comes from. And it's cool, it's interesting. There is no time frame. Satan's loosed after the thousand years have expired, which they think happened. Who cares? This is the important part because like I'm, I'm arguing about this with JT just because like I'm just, I'm just tired of seeing the little season. But then I read this scripture and for some reason it's just like, oh yeah, I mean we've spoken about this with Ed as well. But it goes. And they went up on the breath of the earth, encompassed the camp of the saints about and the beloved city and fire came down from God out of heaven and devoured them. So, so Satan gathers the army and they went up.

[David Lee Corbo]

And they went up is compassed, mean, like circled.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, they circled them kind of like the, yeah, yeah, like the walls of Jericho kind of idea.

[David Lee Corbo]

They.

[Top Line Still]

So. But they went up. This is the whole thing. And then when you look at the went up and you look at how it's translated here and how it went up is used, is used throughout the up throughout the rest of the Bible. It, there is no doubt about it. It just means to like to ascend. To ascend up, to climb up a lot of times.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, oh. Because this is what they say. This is where they're like went up, like went north.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. Went to the North?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, like, departed from the ground.

[Top Line Still]

Up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Up and ascended.

[Top Line Still]

Yes. A lot of the times the Bible is talking about this, like, he went up straight away out there. So he comes up out the water. He didn't go directionally north, south.

[David Lee Corbo]

He didn't head north out of the water.

[Top Line Still]

No. When they're climbing mountains, multitudes said unto it, he went up into a mountain. They're going up. This is a physical direct. It's not. It's not a direction on a plane, it's a direction vertically.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Line Still]

So I just found that part kind of fascinating. Again, it's like, how do we get here from the little season? Because this is so. Like, whatever. Keep arguing about the little season because we're not in it. But this is interesting. This is the argument to have.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's a good point. Because that's. That's the basis for the argument that the camp of the saints went north. Right.

[Top Line Still]

They didn't. They're not.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because the word compasses is used, probably.

[Top Line Still]

And again, this is just a gross misinterpretation of the Bible. It's not even misinterpretation. At some point, I gotta look at you and go, are you stupid or are you doing this to. To confuse people?

[David Lee Corbo]

Is what Joel and Ed were saying on that episode of the confessionals. It's like when you have this idea and then you start bending scripture to try to fit your idea. Right. Like what we just did there was like. Look at the instances of that phrase used in scripture.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Instead of taking that phrase in a vacuum and then adapting it to something that we already had a presupposition about.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

So, like, well, what did they mean by that? Look up what they mean by it. And several other times in the Bible.

[Top Line Still]

It's very. It's very clear. But that end, they went up. Then the next scripture is that the devil to see them, it was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where he burns forever and ever and ever. Whatever judged. There is a hell. Jacob Israel.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shout out, Jacob Israel.

[Top Line Still]

And. And then there's a couple more scriptures about the judgment at the throne of God. But the next chapter is about New Jerusalem. And they begin to talk about it. And John says, I saw a heaven, a new heaven and a new earth. The first heaven, the first earth were passed away. There's no more sea. And then I saw the holy city, New Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven.

[David Lee Corbo]

Man.

[Top Line Still]

Where is it? There's a part of him here that. Where he talks about that he sees It. He sees it from, like, from a mountain. I gotta find this. Like, he was placed on a mountain as he's watching this. But I. This is out of. I think this is out of order. Not necessarily out of order for John's. For John's situation, for what he's seeing, but it's out of order for us because New Jerusalem is here for. Is that. Is that here? For a thousand years, have people just been accustomed to this giant thing in the sky?

[David Lee Corbo]

Right.

[Top Line Still]

Because the saints are there. They're not in the North Pole. They went up and then they encompassed it. They fly around it, and that's when they're going to do battle. And then God just takes everything out. So what has been in the. This is important, dude. This is not, like, more important than the little season shit. This is like the actual deception that's happening. Little season has been a little. Honestly, it's been an annoyance and a distraction for a long time.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was interesting because on that episode, they were tying it into the Mandela effect, and they had some pretty fascinating things to say about the beginnings of the Mandela effect and then how the Mandela effect attaches itself to the little season because apparently something that the. The. I think it was like the. The wolf that lays with the lamb that's incorrectly remembered as a lion with the lamb.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is from literally a passage about the little season in Revelation. So it's like. And that's one of the big things that is part of the Mandela effect is specifically biblical Mandela effect connect. And they were going off about how those things connect. And I thought it was fascinating. But. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know where they're. Why this is such a hill to die on for these guys. And what I will say is the way they get tribal about it. They don't just get tribal. It's like you're dealing with people that also believe in Jesus Christ. Right. Like, we have that in common. So any other thing is. Is, you know, really like a debate in I. I guess the lesser important parts, the most important part being Jesus Christ. But they treat these people like Ed, just because he's written a book about it, like he's the enemy.

[Top Line Still]

Right? And this is. This is the big problem that I have with it because I'm like, I noticed this kind of. This kind of vernacular around it even before Ed's episode dropped. Like, I noticed how people were talking about him because he did write the book. But if they knew Ed, they'd understand that, like. Well, I mean, the reason he wrote the book was because, like, we kind of told him to.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he wrote about it on our show.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, yeah, he. He wrote it begrudgingly.

[David Lee Corbo]

Mm.

[Top Line Still]

I remember talking to him about it and him saying, like, it's not even really worth my time, but okay. And then he puts it to bed, and then he moves on.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's like, people that watch our show with Ed. I've seen people in the comments disagree about some, you know, parcel of information now and again, but everybody recognizes Ed as a good dude who's doing good work. So if you go to Ed and you say you use the wrong name for the wrong Roman emperor, you know, like, okay, whatever. But is Ed's mission to deceive anybody or to mislead anybody? Like, he's one of the more genuine dudes that I've ever known. I consider him a friend. He's a good dude dude. But for some reason, on this one topic, people mischaracterize him and treat him like he's some sort of enemy. And I'm going like, that thing that you're attacking isn't even. You're not even listening to this guy. You don't know this guy's opinions on anything. You don't know the guy's information or his thoughts. Like, you just know he's attacking the little season, therefore, he's your enemy. I'm like, if that is the fruits of this theology, is that sort of behavior, then you.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, and. And in a sense, it is. And there are. There are a couple of people that are doing this. Again, like, you. We. We can hide behind. Well, it's not me. You know, I'm not really. I wasn't really doing this. But if I set people upon you, then you are doing that. This is the same idea as like. Like a Nick Fuentes. Like, people say, oh, well, Nick Fuentes is different from the Groipers. And I go, I don't know. The groipers are a consequence of Nick Fuentes, and he set them upon people, and they do retarded stuff. So when I look at those. Those guys, and I say, I don't really like groipers. I got to look at where they're coming from, and I got to look at the. The fruits that it bears. This is the fruit that it bears. And I'm watching people do this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, to Ed, this.

[Top Line Still]

It's the same. So. But I'm just gonna shoot back.

[David Lee Corbo]

Brenna said, don't do that fruit. It sounds like an apple. This is a. This. The little season is a huge golden apple for those people.

[Top Line Still]

That's what it is.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's massive, dude. It's. It becomes all encompassing. I've some of these guys, and maybe it's a similar situation where it's like, you might look at Ed and think that he's obsessed with the Little Season because he wrote a book and he did a couple episodes on it, and now he's on Merkel's, even though they recorded this episode three months ago. You might think that from the outside looking in, maybe there's some of that with me. Maybe I'm looking at guys like JT or Post Dobbs or anything, and maybe I'm thinking that their body of work on the Little Season is more obsessive than it actually is, because those are the things that, that gain virality, therefore, those are the things that pass my awareness. But if I'm wrong or if I'm correct, rather, what it does look like is they are obsessing over this element of the Bible. When the bigger picture of the Bible is knowing God, closeness to God, drawing closer to God, understanding who your Father is, understanding the story of Christ, understanding all of this. This is the bigger picture of the Bible. But instead it is admittedly like people who, and I'm guilty of this myself, only focus on, like, Revelation, Revelation, the book of Revelation, because of its conspiratorial nature. But what about all these other things? What about the life of Jesus? What about how God was in the Old Testament versus the New Testament? What about this genealogy? What about all of these things? What about how God interacts with mankind, what he expects from mankind, and how Ed lays out the way that he interacts with them differently throughout different moments in the Bible.

[Top Line Still]

You know, you can tell. I don't know, I don't want to judge these people, but it almost feels like you're reading the Bible again. Like I. You're reading the Bible to be right. We, we talked about this with Matt. Well, I talked about this with Matt and I've done it too. But it's. It's a thing where it's like, okay, great, we're in Revelation 20 and I'm reading, you know, the seventh verse here because I, I gotta be right. Well, let's cross reference this with some stories. And maybe you do go to the Old Testament, maybe you go to Isaiah, maybe you go to different books of the Bible there, to Genesis, and you start to justify yourself. But you haven't read those books, and I can tell that you haven't read them in a Meaningful fashion to try to understand them. Because the explanations you're giving me are out of context, even within the book of Revelation. He's telling me. He's saying, oh, look, you know, it says that. That. That the things in this book that. That. You see, we'll just go to the first chapter. Jesus tells John, what you see here are things that are happening and things that will happen. And before. And then he goes, see, look, so therefore, the things are happening now.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I go, now being the moment that he's talking to John.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, now, then 70 A.D. and then boom. And then the rest. And I'm like, yeah, but the next verse is a letter to the church. Like, yes, they're happening now. He's addressing the church of then, of then, which is now. Are you reading this or are you just picking to win? I'm familiar with it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's a lot of what's been getting me lately. It's the same thing with, like, the Orthodox Church or Catholicism or any of these things where it's like, you get so immersed in Scripture, so immersed in the church fathers and everything, and it seems like you've removed. Specifically when they talk about not reading the Bible because your interpretation is folly and it'll end in lesbian preachers, to me is like, you've removed the supernatural element of the Bible, which is the Holy Spirit revealing these things to you. If that's not an element, which it is in the Book of John, you're told directly that the anointing you received is the Holy Spirit that will allow you to understand the truth, reveal things to you, et cetera, et cetera, that you need no man to teach you. Then what is this now? We've removed the Holy Spirit. We've removed the Spirit from this book. What is it? It's arguing points. Yeah, that's what it becomes.

[Top Line Still]

Did you win? Are you winning, son? Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Was it worth it? What did it cost?

[Top Line Still]

Everything? Well, Revelation 21:10. This is the scripture I was talking about. And he carried me away in the spirit to a great and high mountain. And he showed me the great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of the heaven from. Out of heaven from God. That and that. This is interesting. This is where he starts to describe it. But again, yeah, he carried me to a high mountain. This is high. It's just. It's high up.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, it's. He went north with you. Carried you.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, there's not a directionality. And again, maybe I'm mischaracterizing it. It doesn't matter. The points of the little season are. They don't really matter here because what's happening is the next chapter. John is describing what he's describing what New Jerusalem is, what it looks like, its properties, all the stuff about it. But the chapter before it's almost clear that New Jerusalem has been there for a thousand years, maybe more. Again, like depending on the season, the short season of Satan when he's loose to gather the nations against Jesus. And there's a lot of these people, I don't know how long that takes, could be fairly quickly, they lose fairly quickly. But there's a thousand years plus whatever time that this thing is just floating. That's where Jesus is at. And it doesn't seem like a mountain. They go up and then they circle around this. And John says he brings him to a mountain in order to see this thing. I don't know what any of this means. I don't know if they're talking about these portals, spiritual high places, how you get to New Jerusalem. It's fascinating, but the idea that this is something. It's like a city that's floating, like Avengers type city that's floating and it's there for a thousand years. It really adds to this new age deception that we're talking, that we want to talk with Timothy Albarino about guys like Steve, whatever, Chris Bledsoe that are talking about this alien narrative, this little kid, these aliens, these space brothers is going to come as exactly that, that it's going to come as some sort of like a ship. And I was joking with you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Today people's minds and they see it.

[Top Line Still]

I was joking with you. I was like, hey, we don't know what Jesus is going to be wearing. They tell us he looked like, you know, Caesar Borgia and he's where he's going to come with sandals. I was like, dude might be wearing some silver boots. I don't know what they wear in heaven, but what they're talking about, this Pleiadian Jesus, we don't know what he's. I don't know what he's going to be wearing, but I wouldn't be surprised if these guys are close. But it's just like that one little off, the one lie. And they're gonna do their best to replicate exactly that, you know, on that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Topic of which that actually makes the.

[Top Line Still]

Little season super important or I guess debunking it because if, yeah, like is New Jerusalem there the entire time? And then that is a great question that Ed. Ed proposes. Does it go away when Satan's Gathering his army. Because if this is a thing that's just floating there for years to the point where they have to go up to it in order to circle around it when they're going to do war to it. They went up to circle around, what the hell is this thing? And if we're in the little season, did it. Does it go away? Will we not. Will we not have noticed that it's there?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I don't. I mean, if it's a veil thing, a tearing of the veil, again, that's.

[Top Line Still]

Attributing a lot of power to. To Satan. A lot of power to Satan.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. I. The main thing for me, because sometimes I. I like to boil things down to just like there's a whole bunch of. That seems to be wrong with the thing, but there's like one potent. It's like with Timothy Albarino thing, it's like cut a. Cut all the fat off this. You said one thing, now you're doing another thing with, with this. I think it's the Great Commission. It's just like, what does it mean to make disciples of men if Christ has already returned? That's. That's like hugely. Because is there a call to continue making disciples of men after Christ returns, establishes his millennial kingdom? Is there a call to continue making disciples of men when. When Satan is loosed on the world for a short season?

[Top Line Still]

It just seems like survival.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right. So I think what it takes is looking into the Great Commission and finding out, like, until when, how long are we called to make disciples of men? Until what point? And if that point is until the return of Jesus Christ, what are you saying then? He's already been here. So we're not supposed to do this anymore?

[Top Line Still]

Anymore, Right.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're not supposed to preach the good news. We're not supposed to spread the gospel. We're not supposed to make disciples of men. That seems.

[Top Line Still]

Well, I don't know. I don't know. I'm sure that they wouldn't say that. Like, when you lay it out like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I'm sure they wouldn't say that. So it's like, what does the Bible say? Ginny says Jesus said, occupy until I return.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

What does the Bible say about the Great Commission? How long are you to make disciples of men? Until what point? Until the return of Christ? I don't know. I'm genuinely asking because then if we're not called to do that after he returns, then we shouldn't be doing it. Right. I mean, we're doing what we're supposed to do. What does the Bible say we're supposed to do? What does God want us to do?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

So, I mean, that seems like, like I feel like all things need to stop and that needs to be explored. That's the thing that needs to be, you know, and, and maybe there's a simple answer to that. There could be a simple answer to that. I don't know it, you know, I'm still new in all of this. I'm still learning so much, but it just seems like that would be the number one thing that we should address. Like, okay, well, what are we supposed to do then? Right? Because, like, let's, let's do that. It's like, all right, Christ is here and he left. However you see it, maybe he didn't leave. Maybe he just moved locations to the north. Okay, whatever the situation is, what then are we called to do now? Just endure? We're not meant to do anything. Or are we meant to still spread the gospel, Spread the word of Jesus Christ? If so, where's the scripture to back that up? It just seems like the, the job would change if you were meant to do a thing until the return of Christ and then Christ returns, and it's like, well, what's, what's next? The same exact thing. Where does it say that? You know, because I'm going to continue doing that, but I would like to see if we're in the little season, then. What, what is, what is my job? How, how am I serving the kingdom of God during the short season? How am I a good servant during this time?

[Top Line Still]

I don't know. What, yeah. What is, what exactly would your job be?

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't know. It just seems like that, that's, and there could be somebody, you know, with, with more scriptural knowledge than, than me might say. Actually. Yeah, there is a, there is a, a basis for that. Here's the answer to that.

[Top Line Still]

What Scriptural, like, scriptural knowledge of what?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. I, I, I don't know what. I don't know. You know what I mean? But it just seems like that would be, that's, that's my logical question. It's like, I want to do, I've been praying all the time to do what God wants me to do. Whatever God's plan.

[Top Line Still]

There's no scripture. How, how could you have scriptural knowledge of what to do in this time? It's four verses, and then right after is about the judgment at the throne. It's a great, the great White Throne.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're called to serve. Right. So, like, if I'm jt, if I'm Paul Stobbs, if I'm any of these guys who have. Who have labored over this and found the information and done all the reading and the theorizing and connecting of the dots, my question would very quickly become, okay, Lord, what am I supposed to do here? Because the Great Commission is very obvious. Nice and clean cut. Make disciples of men. What do I do now? We're called to be servants. Right. How do I serve? That seems like if I establish that in my mind we're in the little season, then my next question, the next thing I obsessed over would be, how do I serve?

[Top Line Still]

The only way that you're in the little season, like, if you're really going through the logic of what's. Of the timeline of what's happening here, the only way you are in the little season is if God has completely left and abandoned you and left you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's even the thing. Because what Ed is laying out is like. But it doesn't even say that he leaves.

[Top Line Still]

Why is the Holy Spirit still with us? Like, once the seals are broken.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

The Holy Spirit is removed. Is removed. And, you know, we can make fun of what happens at the church.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a good question. You would have to say, like, well, what you're experiencing is not the Holy Spirit. Or you would have to say, well, the Holy Spirit is put back in.

[Top Line Still]

Sure.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Where did. Hold on one second. I don't see anything here about that. But. But we do know. We do know that the restrainer will be removed for all manner of things to happen. And the restrainer is the Holy Spirit. That thing goes. And I'll tell you right now, like, again, we can. We can argue all day about it, I guess, but I have experienced the Holy Spirit. That's one thing that I have experienced. And I can tell you for sure that that exists. There is something there. There is a guidance. There's something that comes across in. In even. Even in my words, sometimes I'm not. I don't mean to say a certain thing, but if you learn to just kind of, like, let yourself be a little bit clearer, that will come through you. So, all right, well, what is that? And where is that? If we're.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, is that what the Bible says? That, you know, during these times. So. So the restrainer is commonly interpreted as the Holy Spirit, and this is removed. And then after that, the. The lawless one, the man of perdition takes power. The Antichrist takes power. Is there any precedent for like. And then the Holy Spirit is re introduced and dwells within man.

[Top Line Still]

No, it's. No, this is then. Then it's the thousand year reign. But with. Yeah, so if we have Jesus as a. With our thousand year reign and in. Within the thousand year reign where there's no sickness or famine and things are pretty good, even though people still will rebel, the Holy Spirit wouldn't need to be upon the people the way it is now.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Because it would be evident. Jesus would be here.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. Yeah. Why would I? Yeah, Jesus is right there. So not just like, not to say like we don't need the Holy Spirit, but like if they are three in one, I guess that brings into a question of what is the Trinity?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, it's interesting. Jesus has to leave so that the helper can come in the first place. So does that mean the return of Christ is the reason that the restrainer is removed? So the restrainer is removed, the man of perdition takes power. Christ returns. But that's not the return of the Holy Spirit. It's a return of Jesus Christ in the flesh here to reign.

[Top Line Still]

Which is the same thing. So depending on your, on your belief system, I suppose.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know, it just seems like.

[Top Line Still]

I wish Matt was here so he could just be like, like, I'm not doing this, I'm just making faces.

[David Lee Corbo]

I, I can just ask how. It's like a fun.

[Top Line Still]

You stupid Matt.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a fun theory and it's fast. It's compelling too, because of like the hidden history aspect of it. But like, it raises some questions that, like, I mean, you know, maybe that's just me in the, the newness of my walk. I don't have the information to, you know, to back it now. To know what the answer to these questions. Maybe these questions are simpler than I'm giving credit, you know, too, but, but it just seems like that would be it for me. I'd be like, you know, yeah, that's a great question. What about the Holy Spirit? Is the Holy Spirit reintroduced? Because as far as I'm concerned, I feel the presence of the Holy Spirit commonly when I ask the Holy Spirit to arrive, it arrives, he arrives. So what am I experiencing then? Is that. Not that. Am I being deceived?

[Top Line Still]

You know, I mean, listen, at best, at best you could just make up, you could just make up some to fill in these spaces here, but I'm gonna just read the Bible and I think that's, I think that's really the crux of the issue here. Like you have you have somebody who's been reading the Bible for their entire life and deciphering it in a meaningful way for over a decade, and you're kind of arguing against that. So that entire book, I don't know if people have read it or not. There are arguments, and then they point that scripture and they're like, this is what they say. And as a matter of fact, this is what the people of the time thought, you tell me. And it's just over and over again. That's kind of what it is. And honestly, yeah, I get why it's kind of boring for him. I get why he's like this. I mean, he even said, like, this isn't even a. He doesn't even consider it a theory.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's.

[Top Line Still]

But it is an interesting. It's just. It's just kind of like an interesting thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would love to. I hate to drag Ed back into the stupid little season shit, but, like, I would love to talk to Ed about that.

[Top Line Still]

You're in it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, dude. You're in it. You're in it. And I'm sure it's. It's disturbing, you know, I'm sure I. I would love to just see a little bit of Merkle. I got a text and be like, hey, you getting. You getting blapped up by little seasoners yet? Like, what's going on?

[Top Line Still]

And be like, what's blap?

[David Lee Corbo]

What. What is that?

[Top Line Still]

What do you mean, black? Is that good? It's like. No, that's Guam.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, the. Guam. It is great. I mean, you can get blapped up. It could be good. You're never gonna get Guam badly, but you might get. You might get black badly. Make it flat. Goodly.

[Top Line Still]

That's. Actually. See, people, I guess, like longtime listeners of the show.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Should know. You want to get blabbed by Hulk Hogan. Well, no. Well, Ozzy Osbourne, you'd be.

[David Lee Corbo]

You want to get blep by Ozzy or you don't. You don't want to.

[Top Line Still]

You'd prefer.

[David Lee Corbo]

But you don't want to get black by Hulk Hogan, brother.

[Top Line Still]

No. No way, brother.

[David Lee Corbo]

No. No.

[Top Line Still]

Rest in peace.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, guys. Yeah, we could. We could.

[Top Line Still]

We could have him back for a discussion.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ed and Matt. Yeah. 100. Yeah, we should do that soon.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. All right. So I guess it's time.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's time.

[Top Line Still]

He thought it was over.

[David Lee Corbo]

I forgot about this. Messages for mom. Let's go, bro.

[Top Line Still]

There's a lot, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's a long episode, which means lots more ad revenue.

[Top Line Still]

All right.

[David Lee Corbo]

What is this. What is this little gay.

[Top Line Still]

My mom says if your son starts doing this, it. What does that mean?

[David Lee Corbo]

What does that mean.

[Top Line Still]

Bro?

[David Lee Corbo]

Who the taught this little. Oh, my God.

[Top Line Still]

And I know he's gonna be dancing. I can't.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's no sound on these, dude.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how to make it. I'm sure this guy is saying nothing, really. Listen, at least he's not telling me about Pleiadian Jesus.

[David Lee Corbo]

Can we Western man? Will you want that from your kid or Pleiadian Jesus? I feel like if it's Pleiadian Jesus, all you got to do is. Is talk him off a ledge. Yeah, well, I mean, I guess you could talk this kid out of being incredibly homosexual, but also, what is this sexy lady dance this. This little boy is doing?

[Top Line Still]

Oh, I mean, he's a super soldier. He's. He's one of those guys that's been recruited.

[David Lee Corbo]

You think that's a super soldier?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, he was in that military program, remember? Yeah, he's going to end up within the graves disease.

[David Lee Corbo]

They bfed him. Get out of here. That's not a super soldier. I just don't.

[Top Line Still]

Don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

I just don't like that looked like a. A provocative lady dance.

[Top Line Still]

It was a lot of spinning. My daughter does a dance like that. Very weird.

[David Lee Corbo]

You gotta hit her.

[Top Line Still]

No, no, I let her do it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just.

[Top Line Still]

I'd keep off the pole.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. Yeah, as long as there's no pole.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, you spin around, I say good job.

[David Lee Corbo]

But if your son starts doing it, you gotta hit him, Right?

[Top Line Still]

If we can't hear this, I guess this show's over.

[David Lee Corbo]

Wait, we can't hear.

[Top Line Still]

I don't know. We're gonna try to play it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Got a shotgun call here today from. Okay, my father.

[Top Line Still]

The only problem is he's been dead since 2008. Hell yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like we in it.

[Top Line Still]

Mom, this is.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what I really used to like is going down the rabbit holes on Reddit of like, glitch in the Matrix stories. Yeah, yeah, honestly, we should read some glitch in the Matrix stories sometimes because they're excellent.

[Top Line Still]

This is like. It almost reminds me a little bit of that story. Sorry, Asian. No, no, no. I. I accidentally pulled this up. Okay. This reminds me of that story of Stephen from Biblical Hitman telling us about his. His dad getting. Getting the phone call from the angel number.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. How did that go? I know.

[Top Line Still]

Let's. Let's keep watching. His dad's dead.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Line Still]

Dead dad.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dead. Dead Sounded just like him.

[Top Line Still]

It was AI. I think it's because we still have.

[David Lee Corbo]

A joint bank account. First words were, hey, Scott, how you doing?

[Top Line Still]

What was that password for bank of America? So.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, but I couldn't tell the difference.

[Top Line Still]

I mean, if dude was still alive.

[David Lee Corbo]

I probably would have gave him the password. Whoa.

[Top Line Still]

It was we're doomed. Scary enough, they probably duped one of your loved ones. Voices called you up from a mass.

[David Lee Corbo]

Number and you gave them sensitive information you didn't know you were doing. And it was AI. Nah jokes. You know how you. Damn, David.

[Top Line Still]

You never know if it's gonna be me or not.

[David Lee Corbo]

I never answer the phone, so I'm not worried about it. I don't answer the phone for.

[Top Line Still]

For any piece of. I called him the other day.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, you called me and it was getting too close. I went to sleep.

[Top Line Still]

I called you yesterday.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know. I wasn't asleep the other day. I didn't get.

[Top Line Still]

I know what he does. He looks at his phone.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And then he goes. I said, I can't answer.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I looked at it. I was laying in bed already. It was like seven something. And I was like, I, you know, tired from the drinking the night before. And I went, now it's too close to bedtime.

[Top Line Still]

Do you see this guy?

[David Lee Corbo]

Because I can't. I couldn't muster the energy.

[Top Line Still]

I was going to tell you about the revelation that I had.

[David Lee Corbo]

You had a revelation?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, I told you already about it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, about the revelation?

[Top Line Still]

No, I told you about what we. What I think we should do. We should. That we should talk to archaics.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's right. That we should go on archaic show.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, that was the revelation.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right. I mean, if that's what was revealed to you.

[Top Line Still]

This guy was playing Mega Man X instead. No, I was five.

[David Lee Corbo]

I haven't. Playing God of War a lot. And it's a great training on fatherhood.

[Top Line Still]

Let's see what else is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Can you tell? It's AI calling you when someone calls.

[Top Line Still]

You up for the health insurance or the name registry network or you just.

[David Lee Corbo]

Bought a domain or trying to sell you something.

[Top Line Still]

How you. All right, so let's just.

[David Lee Corbo]

We immediately got like a bunch of dms, by the way, after you verified, like our meta account. And people are like, you verified your meta account? The next step is this. I'm like, you're not. You don't work for Meta. You motherfuh.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, I know. They're liars. They're liars. They try to get you to do something.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look, Palestinian Michael Jackson.

[Top Line Still]

No, Wait, that's not. This is a.

[David Lee Corbo]

Have to pull this up after Palestinian Michael Jackson.

[Top Line Still]

Relax. One thing at a time.

[David Lee Corbo]

Free Palestine.

[Top Line Still]

I will say this video, kill them all, goes hand in hand with what my mom would do with messages from mom.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

So we are still very much on the fear. Fear, fear.

[David Lee Corbo]

Jews, Jews.

[Top Line Still]

Probably a lie. Muslims, Muslims, Muslim. Well, no muzzies here, but, like, hey.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who do you think is running the AI call centers? Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Like, if your dad dies, you got.

[David Lee Corbo]

A bubble in your throat.

[Top Line Still]

Clear. That if your dad dies, you got to be careful.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Gross. Watermelon mint.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's gross. That. That is gross.

[Top Line Still]

I like this one.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's nice. You had those mint mojitos, zip zaps in your fridge, and you still haven't finished drinking them.

[Top Line Still]

Because they're nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

You don't like them either.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, I don't like those. I like the Moscow Mules. All right, let's see this Chinese guy. So, all right, we still have fear. First one, is your son gay?

[David Lee Corbo]

Second one, fear your son being.

[Top Line Still]

Is your dad dead? Is your dad. Is your son gay? Yeah. Here we go. Here we go. Samsung start paying the real price.

[David Lee Corbo]

The comics breaks the paper market, becomes.

[Top Line Still]

An empty shell, a museum exhibit of a failed pricing. I'm terrified right now. Are you scared?

[David Lee Corbo]

This is a fake. Fake Asian, right? He's an AI Asian. I think he's real.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, is he AI?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's just weird. Like, the. The voice and the face.

[Top Line Still]

Are his eyes open?

[David Lee Corbo]

I saw a funny video my son was watching of a dude who was driving a Tesla. And the Tesla kept, like, alerting him because it thought he was asleep, but he was just Asian dude. And he just had too much, like.

[Top Line Still]

And.

[David Lee Corbo]

And the video is like, the reason is because there was a collection of fat on this muscle here. Like, and it's like, because he's Asian. Yeah, that's what they have. They have the fat because he's a Chinese. Yeah. I think this guy is not a real.

[Top Line Still]

36 hours away from the official start of the new world. I think you're right. Look at these premiums. Looking at these corporate panic buys. It is clear that the new world is already here. The price has already reset. She wants me to. She's talking about silver, and she wants me to panic about silver.

[David Lee Corbo]

The economy.

[Top Line Still]

Dude, all of this is AI. Look at this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Everything is AI. Look, it says sliver or.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, you want some sliver.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And this is not a real. This is what I. My son will watch things, and I'm like, none of that is we should.

[Top Line Still]

Rate this on it, like, on a fear scare. On, like, the scare of scare scale of fear. Yeah, I give that. That one's kind of scary. This one? Yeah. This one's like.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. What even is he saying? I don't know. Finances. So I'm not worried.

[Top Line Still]

They're talking about a banking collapse.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, that's been fucking happening forever.

[Top Line Still]

I'm scared.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's the big one, right?

[Top Line Still]

Just give it letter B. I'm scared.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm so scared.

[Top Line Still]

I think that's what.

[David Lee Corbo]

Mama. Lobster. This is scary.

[Top Line Still]

I'm scared. What were you saying? I don't know if we said this on air, but your son and my mom were talking about, like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, because you don't like when your mom talks about human meat in the McDonald's burgers. No, because it's not funny and it scares your kids.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, they won't eat their food. McDonald's hamburgers.

[David Lee Corbo]

But. But my son, he says, you know, he knows all the human meat. So we're sitting, I think it was, you know, whatever, Christmas Day or something, and they're talking about.

[Top Line Still]

Which was a. I mean, I'm sure you guys will never come.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. I have never.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, wait, we have to talk.

[David Lee Corbo]

I have never seen such a display materialism in my life.

[Top Line Still]

It's disgusting, isn't it?

[David Lee Corbo]

No idea. We came with little gifts. You know what I mean?

[Top Line Still]

We go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. We'll go over there. We didn't know we were gonna be. We were black.

[Top Line Still]

Guam.

[David Lee Corbo]

We were black.

[Top Line Still]

This is great. This is so great. I'm so happy that you're doing this, because I forgot. Go ahead, Go ahead.

[David Lee Corbo]

Good. Guys.

[Top Line Still]

So, guys, guys, guys, wait a second. Guys, look at me. Put the camera on me. Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy. Nancy. Nancy. You, Nancy.

[Top Line Still]

Okay, good. Guys, listen. This is gonna be the greatest story ever told. I'm gonna let David tell it, but you're gonna start because David doesn't even know the story.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. Well, I don't know.

[Top Line Still]

He has no clue.

[David Lee Corbo]

All I know is so happy.

[Top Line Still]

Hold on, hold on. I forgot. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I gotta tell you afterwards, too.

[Top Line Still]

I am so happy about.

[David Lee Corbo]

What are you getting. What are you doing? Just.

[Top Line Still]

Just. Should I go tell the story? Yeah, tell the story.

[David Lee Corbo]

So we're invited over for. For Christmas Day.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And we were there for Christmas Eve as well.

[Top Line Still]

I wish Matt was here, but. Yeah, go ahead.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which was. Which was nice. There's a lot of food and everything. It was really cool.

[Top Line Still]

No, hold on. Sean, don't leave.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I don't. He's leaving.

[Top Line Still]

You don't want to hear this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Apparently the best part. So, you know, Christmas Eve is really nice. There's a lot of food, and we're all hanging and talking and yada yada, and, you know, you go, come over the next day for Christmas Day. So. So we wake up, we open gifts, which my wife got me a PS5. I'm very grateful for. This has been a lot of fun Puerto Rican Christmas. I apparently. Maybe this is the thing. I didn't know it was not. I just know I'm invited to, like. I don't like. Look, I'm not family, right? We'll bring like, a little family. We'll bring a little gift. I had already given you your gift, so I didn't bring anything else. And we had, you know, gifts for the kids and stuff for the parents.

[Top Line Still]

I try to be reasonable with the gift that I gave you.

[David Lee Corbo]

I really loved all the stuff that you guys gave. By the way, did you get. Give me the cigar thing? Yeah, I used it already. I've been keeping my cigars in the. In the humidor, which is fantastic. I really enjoy.

[Top Line Still]

I broke your other cigar.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, you had the house.

[Top Line Still]

I destroyed it. So I. Then I. Then I gave it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, no, you didn't destroy the. The. The children found it and disassembled it. So, you know, I. I get everybody just a small thing because I'm thinking, let's be reasonable here. You know, this is. This is only a step above Secret Santa, you know, kind of a deal. So, dude, I have never, like, I had a good time. We go over for Christmas breakfast, right? Which is.

[Top Line Still]

What do you think about Christmas Eve? Was it okay?

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, it was nice.

[Top Line Still]

There's a lot of presents in Christmas Eve.

[David Lee Corbo]

I felt bad because Jack, who was the oldest of the kids, had to sit there and watch all the children open gifts. But he had gifts for the next day.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which was like, if you do. Well, if you do them that day, then it's spoiled. So. And then if he goes to the next day at Christmas, then it's a bummer because he has nothing to open. Right.

[Top Line Still]

I think I like, walked over to you as they're open. I was like, we got stuff for him, but it's like.

[David Lee Corbo]

And we knew that. I'm just watching my son. He's just watching these children, and they're like, this is the greatest shit ever. Just, like, just more cheap.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

So. So we. We go the. The. So the first day was great. Food was awesome. You know, we had some drinks. Yada. Yada, Very nice. Everybody was really cool. Next day, we go over breakfast buffet, which was nice. That was good. I liked all the breakfast foods.

[Top Line Still]

A lot of drama around the. It's always number one breakfast. Christmas breakfast is always filled with drama.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And my mom is always like, the food is cold. I know you've heard that. And she said that, I can't believe the food is cold because they were late.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't even care.

[Top Line Still]

I was like, my co host is black, so he's gonna be late.

[David Lee Corbo]

Dumpster food, like, everything is delicious.

[Top Line Still]

No, she doesn't give a about you. She cares about her.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, well, the first thing that happens is there's a table that's set up and we're assigned seats.

[Top Line Still]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I'm going already. This is kind of great. I thought we were just coming over to be like, hey, Mary, have some coffee, maybe some eggs. Is nice. Egg. Scrambled eggs. No.

[Top Line Still]

This is an embarrassment for me.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is crazy. This is crazy. This is the ultimate, ultimate exercise in materialism. Like, I've never seen one more aggressively materialistic. So we have assigned seats. How do we know where our seats are?

[Top Line Still]

Oh, you have hats.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, not only do we have hats, we have stockings hanging on the seats that are filled with gifts.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, you do.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I'm going, well, fuck, there's already more gifts in that stocking for just me alone. Never mind the other stocking, that's for my wife, and the additional stocking, that's for my son than I have bought to this entire thing. But I go, okay, cool, we're gonna sit down. And I'm always weird whenever it comes to, like, opening gifts. I'm, like, very presumptuous. Do I open it now? I'm gonna. I almost wanna pretend I don't see it until you go open it.

[Top Line Still]

And I go, oh, this is for me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look at this. And then, you know, it's time. We're opening the gifts. I go through my stocking. I go, this is lovely. Right?

[Top Line Still]

I should have pulled up the video. There's a video of it.

[David Lee Corbo]

It doesn't end at the stocking, though. No, it's like, yo, here's here now. Now we're just getting past a parade of gifts.

[Top Line Still]

It's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I got more shit from your household than I did from any of my family or any, like, you know, my. My house is one thing, but you guys beat out just sheer volume on even the things that my wife and son got me. Me. And then. Never mind. Just sheer volume.

[Top Line Still]

Let me explain something to you. I'm like, what the. Dude, this wasn't like this. This was never.

[David Lee Corbo]

When did it become this? Because this was just, like, gradually, then suddenly, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, so much stuff.

[Top Line Still]

You know what it is? It's. I think it's just the irresponsibility of my dad, of not controlling your mother, hitting my mother.

[David Lee Corbo]

She needs to be controlled.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. It was like. Like, it. The tradition grew and grew and grew.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And people were like. Like, I got to a certain point.

[David Lee Corbo]

Where I could see it on your face.

[Top Line Still]

You were like, I'm done with it.

[David Lee Corbo]

What is all this?

[Top Line Still]

Me personally, I'm done with the whole thing. Yeah, I don't like it at all. I like Christmas.

[David Lee Corbo]

Your dad gave me a chainsaw, which was really cool.

[Top Line Still]

Wait a second. Tell the story. Do I have the video?

[David Lee Corbo]

What? The chainsaw story. Because it's just, like, I don't have. I live in an apartment. I don't prune anything.

[Top Line Still]

Hold on, hold on.

[David Lee Corbo]

There is no bushes for me to shape. And now do I appreciate the. The chainsaw? Fuck yeah, dude.

[Top Line Still]

I got pictures here, but I don't even know how to send them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Christmas is about the children is what rebs. Yeah, it is. That's what it's about. And. And, you know, I got so many things, I don't even remember all the stuff that I got.

[Top Line Still]

Tell them about some of the smaller things.

[David Lee Corbo]

You gave me a really nice jacket. I wore it on the show the day. I really enjoyed that jacket. And the shirt came from you guys, too, right?

[Top Line Still]

I don't know. I don't do these.

[David Lee Corbo]

No. Maybe. Maybe my. My wife might have gotten with the. With a jacket. But the jacket that you gave me was really nice. I really enjoyed the cigar. Humidifier or humidor?

[Top Line Still]

You know what? I'm gonna die. Whatever. These people already.

[David Lee Corbo]

Family docs.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, family docs. This is what it looks like, which.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is just crazy, by the way.

[Top Line Still]

Wild out here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Two trees.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's two fucking Christmas trees. Two. Two.

[Top Line Still]

So these are the place settings.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Like, we got to wear hats. There's, like.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's a kids table.

[Top Line Still]

There was also a suggestion of, like, if you can get a grue.

[David Lee Corbo]

Christmas trees. Look at that. Two homages to Nimrod in one room.

[Top Line Still]

More than two. There's one in the little one in the corner there, too. My. My aunt's house.

[David Lee Corbo]

You should have went over Mimi Antimore.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Linda's.

[Top Line Still]

There's Santa. There's a whole. I mean, this gets. It gets, like, wild.

[David Lee Corbo]

I can't go in it's like, number one, it's Christmas. I don't do anything on Christmas. I hang out with my family. And then, you know, we just enjoy each. We just hang out and decompress. Like, that's. That's the tradition at the Corbeau household.

[Top Line Still]

It's a good tradition. I really wanted to drag you into more uncomfortable waters, and you wouldn't let me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, and then your uncle was like, I was gonna get you up. And I'm like, I should have came. I have to drive, sir.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, you should. You should. You should have came.

[David Lee Corbo]

My wife doesn't drive at night.

[Top Line Still]

My wife.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, she doesn't drive at night.

[David Lee Corbo]

She doesn't like to drive at night. Although I'm sure she would have.

[Top Line Still]

So David got a bunch of, like, small things, but, like, I guess one thing that he did get was this. It's just like a. Yeah. Like a small chainsaw.

[David Lee Corbo]

You can cut that six inch of fucking.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's interesting.

[Top Line Still]

My dad has one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I love it.

[Top Line Still]

It.

[David Lee Corbo]

But I'm like, never gonna. Where would I. I live in an apartment. Why would I be doing that? I really love it, though. But I'm just like. I don't know when the fuck I'm.

[Top Line Still]

No, it's super cool. I mean, it's also the most dangerous thing you can get somebody like David. I was like, why would you get David this thing? Anyway, we go back in, and as it's happening, David doesn't notice. But the look on my mother's face is of sheer terror, really. As you're opening this thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, when you.

[Top Line Still]

When you open it, she's recording. There is a recording. She's recording, like, the kids. And then she's like. Has you. You're kind of there in the corner.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And you go. David goes, holy shit. A chainsaw. In the video, she's holding the camera, and you could hear her go.

[David Lee Corbo]

I immediately pull it out.

[Top Line Still]

He pulls it out and starts swinging it around.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. What the hell did you think was gonna happen?

[Top Line Still]

So I have an uncle.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, okay.

[Top Line Still]

All right. I have an uncle.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is there a history of chainsaw gifts in your family?

[Top Line Still]

I don't fucking know. What do you think his name is?

[David Lee Corbo]

David. Is it David? Did he die in a chainsaw accident?

[Top Line Still]

No.

[David Lee Corbo]

He lost a digit.

[Top Line Still]

No.

[David Lee Corbo]

What the happened?

[Top Line Still]

My dad goes to the tree, and he's giving out gifts, and he goes, this one's to Oliver. This one's for Jack. This one's for David.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And he gives you. He gives you Uncle David.

[David Lee Corbo]

His chains. Wait a second. That was his chain? Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

That's not for you. Oh, my God. No, you're gonna keep it so funny.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's the funniest in the world. Oh, my God. I wasn't meant to get that. There's another David.

[Top Line Still]

David.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. You have to understand, I'm keeping that.

[Top Line Still]

I'm standing behind, because right now, that's the funniest. I'm very. I'm. I'm just. I'm not happy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm. That's so funny.

[Top Line Still]

I'm that nasty.

[David Lee Corbo]

You were Mr. Nasty. You got into a little bit of a nasty mode.

[Top Line Still]

Well. But, yeah, because I get there, and she's being a prima donna about breakfast. I was like, it's breakfast, Christmas. Who cares? Whatever. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. That's no funny, dude.

[Top Line Still]

I'm standing, like, I have the perfect angle. I'm watching her record you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Open the gift. I'm watching you open the gift. And I go, a chainsaw. That's a strange.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're like, he lives in an apartment.

[Top Line Still]

He lives in an apartment. But I'm like, this is a cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

My mom's. She does things.

[David Lee Corbo]

I thought it was great.

[Top Line Still]

You open the chainsaw. And then I watch her, and she goes to my dad. She goes, angelo. Angelo.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God.

[Top Line Still]

Like. Like, she wants my dad to tell you something. And my dad can't hear, and he's just like.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's like, hell, yeah.

[Top Line Still]

He's like, hell, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nobody. Like, he really loves that chainsaw like you asked me.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, did you get the shirts, too? I was like, I don't know. I don't do the shopping.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Line Still]

Like, we just, like, we'll pay for it, maybe. And maybe we'll steal it if it's from Walmart.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right, right, right.

[Top Line Still]

So my dad gives you the chainsaw, and she is just. And then. And then you turn. You like, thank you. And then she's like. She's going like. And she goes, I'm watching her. And then I. I lean over to my wife and I go, this is exactly what's happening. Watch this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. That's so funny. I never picked up on any of that. I was so pumped about the chainsaw dude that I couldn't see that that was happening. I typically can read people's like, you know, kind of like that. Like, oh, she was uncomfortable. I was just like, look at this chainsaw, dude.

[Top Line Still]

And then. And then, like, the rest of the day is her blaming my dad.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's so funny. She was like, don't you know?

[Top Line Still]

And I was like, how the is he supposed to know? It's. It's a box. And it said David.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

I was like, you should have put Uncle David or something else.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's the best ever.

[Top Line Still]

And I told her, I said, you know, I gotta tell him. Him. Oh my God. She's like, you're not gonna tell him.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh my God.

[Top Line Still]

And I said, she's like, he's gonna be horrified. I'm like, he's not gonna be horrified.

[David Lee Corbo]

Better than I thought it was before. Yeah, I think it's the best thing ever now. Oh, that's so funny.

[Top Line Still]

Actually, it gets even better.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, really?

[Top Line Still]

It does get even better.

[David Lee Corbo]

What happens when you, when, when you see Uncle David?

[Top Line Still]

I haven't seen him yet.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Top Line Still]

But my mom has an extra chainsaw, so it doesn't matter.

[David Lee Corbo]

It doesn't even matter.

[Top Line Still]

What is.

[David Lee Corbo]

What she get freaked out about?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, she got two chainsaws.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just give me one of them damn chainsaws.

[Top Line Still]

She buys a lot of stuff from whatnot you see in the room.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's the thing is so many of the gifts were like these little tchotchkes that like.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Didn't. It's not that they. How do I put this? Like, like one of them I got is just. It's a phone holder.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, dude. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like I have hands.

[Top Line Still]

But like, just in case.

[David Lee Corbo]

Thank you. Yeah, it was a lot of things like that.

[Top Line Still]

I got a left handed banana slicer one year. It's cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

But I say, what am I gonna do with this?

[David Lee Corbo]

You just do it with a knife.

[Top Line Still]

This.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which is ambidextrous. I feel bad.

[Top Line Still]

She's gonna be so mad. She gave me these things.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And they're magnetic and you use them with a drill. And I'm like looking, I'm like, this is a baffle and it's got like a little. And I go, what do I do with it? And she's like, I don't even remember. So now I got six of them. Cool. And then she gave me a panorama mirror. To put on your car.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like that you're looking behind you. Extra behind you. Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

But I'm like, I don't even look in the mirrors when I drive, so.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm not gonna put this up. There's a party at 4. Oh, they're kicking everybody out. Yeah, we're screaming here.

[Top Line Still]

They're not kicking us out.

[David Lee Corbo]

Anyway, I, I loved everything. I thought it was all wonderful. I really. My only complaint is Definitely not the chainsaw. Is that.

[Top Line Still]

The chainsaw was great.

[David Lee Corbo]

I. I felt like Cindy and I came away and we were like, dude, we didn't get them enough. No, we got so much stuff.

[Top Line Still]

So here's the thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

There you go.

[Top Line Still]

Don't even. If you guys do ever want to come back the next year, I think it's just.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just for the absurdity of it all.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, no, it's fun.

[David Lee Corbo]

My. My.

[Top Line Still]

My.

[David Lee Corbo]

My wife wants to go to Titi Mimi's house.

[Top Line Still]

She should. You should have went. It's. It's a little bit more laid back, but it is absurd.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's just. Didn't you say she has seven Christmas trees?

[Top Line Still]

Like 14.

[David Lee Corbo]

What is going on there?

[Top Line Still]

Yo, they go all out, dog.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you're worried about Halloween.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, it's funny. Well, it's not my house. Well, okay. So don't. Don't. You. Don't go overboard with the Christmas.

[David Lee Corbo]

We can't just go into a place.

[Top Line Still]

Where the top lobster family Christmas house. You don't do that. No.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's crazy because we got collectively in excess of 20 things. Okay.

[Top Line Still]

But every year.

[David Lee Corbo]

Crazy.

[Top Line Still]

Every year, it escalates, you see? And I've played along with it every year. So it started out with, like, we're gonna have breakfast as a family. Yeah. And we're gonna sit at the table. She'll put out the nice dishes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And it's the holidays. You're gonna use the nice tablecloth.

[Top Line Still]

This is very nice. Everybody gets a nice breakfast. And then, like, it. One year, it turned into, like, do you want to open up a Christmas present like, here while we're waiting for breakfast? And I was like, yeah, I'm like, 12.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, let's do it. Oh, this is how long this has been escalating.

[Top Line Still]

Then it turned into stockings. Then it turned into hats that everyone has.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was handed a hat.

[Top Line Still]

I don't wear it. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I declined.

[Top Line Still]

Oh, yeah. Go ahead and open that, Mason. We're telling a great story.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, it's a great story.

[Top Line Still]

So it escalates to that. Then it escalates to stockings. Then it escalates to something called breakfast gifts.

[David Lee Corbo]

Breakfast gifts, which now I have to just making up. I'm not doing it.

[Top Line Still]

I'm an unwilling participant in this. I have to do it. Otherwise there will be great upset in my family. Do you understand what the problem is here with, like, how I'm dealing with this? And I'm very bitter about it, Mr. Nasty.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, I will say Jack was pumped, I'm sure.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

He had A great time.

[Top Line Still]

I guess it's cool for the kids.

[David Lee Corbo]

But it was cool for me. It's just like I said, I felt like I was like. I bought everybody, like, one or two things. Yeah. And we received. I received like seven, eight things, you know, just from your parents.

[Top Line Still]

You guys were making fun of me. You're like, oh, where's. Where's Top? Where's Top? He's not coming in today. He's a. We're watching Timothy Albarino. Top is going. You know, I'm going to different stores. Yeah. You know why? Because we're like, did we get a breakfast gift for this one?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. A breakfast gift. Dude, that's. That is. You see, Zach says too much stress. Agree. It is. It's crazy as hell.

[Top Line Still]

And every year it gets more.

[David Lee Corbo]

See, but like, I would rat. Like, not that I would rat. I got you the shoes, Mike. These are nice shoes.

[Top Line Still]

So this is dope.

[David Lee Corbo]

A decent amount of money on them. Cool gift. Solid gift. We're done.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. If you don't like, we're done here. You.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's it. Well, I got Matt. I got them one pair of shoes. They're nice shoes. Is a good gift. We're done. You know, the only people I get multiple things for are my. My son and my wife. I don't like, dude, that was just the main. When we came out of there, Cindy was like, oh, my God. We didn't get enough.

[Top Line Still]

It was just. No, don't feel that way.

[David Lee Corbo]

We felt that way.

[Top Line Still]

I know you did it.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's no way. There's no way, dude, that I can't not feel that was. I felt that way so much. So much. I think I said, we're never going back there again for Christmas or something like that.

[Top Line Still]

I'm sure you did. That's. And that's probably why you didn't come.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, no. I literally do nothing on Christmas for all my life. I've opened gifts and then we hang out, we make some food, we take it easy. I don't go, like, to everybody's house, even family. I don't go to their house for Christmas.

[Top Line Still]

They did a new tradition. She did a new tradition again, which, like, I don't know, she wrapped the door and the kids ran through it like a prison.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. She said she woke up at like 3 o' clock in the morning. I'm like, the witching hour.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, the witching hour.

[David Lee Corbo]

Woke up at the witching hour to gift wrap the door. The door to Nimrod. And then.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah. And then all this stuff like, yo, when I was a kid, I used to get presents from Jesus. Jesus instead of Santa. Now my kids get presents from Santa. And then she puts the snow on the floor and she puts a fake boots.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm not even doing that. She did the snow in the fake boots she's telling me about.

[Top Line Still]

She tried to tell your son. He was like, I don't believe this.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, he.

[Top Line Still]

He.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right now, he. I think he's.

[Top Line Still]

He's in limbo.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's in limbo. I think he has his deep suspicions that it's not true. And I want to tell him, but my wife is like, let's keep the magic going for as long as we can because it seems so meaningful to him. And I'm like, I think he's in this place where he's faking it in front of us.

[Top Line Still]

Us.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I could. I can sense that he's faking the funk.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I'm like, no, this is not the same place anymore. It's not the same place. As a kid who wakes up all starry eyed because Santa came. You know, it's like he suspects it's us.

[Top Line Still]

He knows. He knows that we're buying.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I'm like, so it's like. It's like it doesn't even matter. Let's just tell him the truth. Let's tell him that this is all. And I want to go.

[Top Line Still]

You.

[David Lee Corbo]

If anybody ever tells you that nobody could ever keep a secret that big. Remember Santa Claus, dog. That's it. Remember Santa Claus.

[Top Line Still]

So this is what happened. And to cap it off.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

The best part of. I mean, it's actually horrific. They're arguing about this all night. We bring. I bring it up to the family.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's funny.

[Top Line Still]

And I'm telling the entire story, like, I'm telling it here.

[David Lee Corbo]

And there's a great. I'm so. I can't wait to tell my wife.

[Top Line Still]

They're crying. They're all crying, laughing.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I'm gonna take a picture with me with it and just send it to your mom.

[Top Line Still]

As my mom goes to blame my dad at the table while everyone's eating. Because, like, she's. She was like. She's like, you gave him the gift.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And.

[Top Line Still]

But he doesn't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, he's just happy. Dude around. He's just happy.

[Top Line Still]

I could read this word. It says David. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he gives big smile on his face. There you go.

[Top Line Still]

She's about to make a point against him or whatever, and then she starts to choke on her food. He looks at her and then keeps eating. My wife jumps up and she's like, gives him the high. I just don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

No way, dude.

[Top Line Still]

It was just. The whole thing was just levels of comedy. She's okay. She's okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. No, I would have imagined you would have came in and said, my mom.

[Top Line Still]

Died.

[David Lee Corbo]

For two weeks.

[Top Line Still]

Have you noticed? God, no. Yeah. But enjoy the chainsaw.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I will enjoy the chainsaw. So should we play one more message for mom and then get the.

[Top Line Still]

Get one more, man. I feel she's going to hate this.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I'm grateful for.

[Top Line Still]

Told me not to tell you. I was like, there's no. You know, there's no way.

[David Lee Corbo]

Funny.

[Top Line Still]

You know that. There's no way. I can't not tell him.

[David Lee Corbo]

I love that your mom prioritized me being happy with the gift.

[Top Line Still]

She's going to feel horrible. I was like, dave is not going to feel horrible at all.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I don't feel. Why would I. I don't. I can't even logistically figure out why I would feel horrible. I got a chainsaw. A funny story out of it, but your mother prioritized my being happy with the gift over her.

[Top Line Still]

There was a decision to make.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. When you opened it up, like, to be like, yo, let this fucking dude have this.

[Top Line Still]

I wish I could find the video. Because there. There's a point where David opens it up and you go, holy shit, a chainsaw. Dude, I was so pumped. You look at your wife. I guess they didn't. She didn't put it up.

[David Lee Corbo]

I did.

[Top Line Still]

Look at your wife. He goes like this with it. He looks and he shows her. He goes, they got me a chainsaw.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I was admittedly confused.

[Top Line Still]

Cindy's like, that's. Yeah, yeah. And he's just like, all right. And he fucking opens.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was pumped about it. I made so many chainsaw jokes for the rest of the morning. I referenced the fact that I got a chainsaw a hundred times before I left that day. Just. Just rubbing salt in the wound.

[Top Line Still]

When I find the video, I'm going to send it to you because it's just her, and she's doing the thing. Like, you know how Toad does the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That switches. Yeah.

[Top Line Still]

And trying to interject as everyone's talking.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, you could, but.

[Top Line Still]

Because she's close to the phone, but all you hear is David going like, dude, a chainsaw.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hell, yeah. And my mom's, like, blown away.

[Top Line Still]

At some point, you just see her.

[David Lee Corbo]

Give up, and she goes, what do you want, Mason?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're still on. We think you're just having a spirited conversation.

[Top Line Still]

Can you guys hear the bird noise?

[David Lee Corbo]

What bird noise? Oh, that. Yeah. Oh, I forgot you guys have mics. Am I the bird noise?

[Top Line Still]

We got one more video. We got one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stop it, Mason. Stop it.

[Top Line Still]

Close the door. Goodbye. Okay, not nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, let's see the urinal. And with this guy's face. That's good.

[Top Line Still]

Okay, I'm in. You got me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's go. I was standing at the urinal and I noticed. Jeez, already? What the hell is.

[Top Line Still]

Where's this going, Mom?

[David Lee Corbo]

Is there fear involved in this?

[Top Line Still]

Is this chainsaw. Chainsaw material?

[David Lee Corbo]

There was a next to me, and he kept winking at me. I said, I'm not gay. He said, neither am I. You keep splashing me in my eye.

[Top Line Still]

Who's laughing?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't like that laugh. Okay. Did you ever hear.

[Top Line Still]

Okay, that's fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

Did you ever hear Adam Sandler's joke about Shadow Shaq?

[Top Line Still]

No, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a great joke. So he goes, basically, he had this unbelievable opportunity to play basketball with Shaq.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he said, obviously, like, he got his ass whooped, but who's not going to take that opportunity, right? And he's like, shaq is such a cool dude and everything, and. And so want to play basketball with the Shack. Besides, Shaq being a Freemason does seem like a really cool guy. So, you know, after it's over, they hit the showers and Adam Sandler's like, like, I gotta.

[Top Line Still]

Gotta take a look.

[David Lee Corbo]

I gotta take a look, right? So he basically walks into the showers and acts like he turned the wrong corner and Shaq's bodyguard is there and catches him and, like, kind of knows what he's doing.

[Top Line Still]

He's like, you're trying to see his.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he's like. And he said the guy was like, just, like. Just as big as Shaq. Like, one. He had, like, an eye patches. One eye, like, horrifying. Tough looking dude. Dude. And he just immediately goes like, I'm so. I'm sorry. I got lost. It's a bathroom. He's like, I got lost, you know? And he goes, all right. And he walks out. And then later on, he. He sees Shaq on, like, some talk show or something like that. And they're backstage and he's like, hey, dude, it's Matt Hepner. He goes, hey, dude, I just wanted to apologize for that time that I tried to see you naked and your bodyguard caught me. It was really embarrassing. And Shaq goes, that wasn't my bodyguard. That was my penis. Yeah, what do you want, Matt? What are you guys doing? You're together? Yeah, we're doing a show. We're at your coffee shop. You're neglecting. Unbelievable. I thought he's. I thought he just dropped the N word. That was the craziest thing in the. What's going on, man? What are you doing? Wait, what's the show on tonight?

[Top Line Still]

Oh, Ravens. It was about David's Christmas present. Present.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, great. The whole thing. 2 hours and 40 minutes. He's just gonna talk about the shoes for that long?

[Top Line Still]

No, not that present. What?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, what do you want? What's going on? Aren't you in Germany doing a deep dive on the Nazis or something? No, I already got the work done on that, all right? These two guys are idiots. Dude, did you see the picture I sent you? No. We're doing a show. We're professionals.

[Top Line Still]

Do you have anything. Do you have anything that pertains to the conversation to say?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't even know what conversation.

[Top Line Still]

We're talking about Shaq's dick.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm not doing this.

[Top Line Still]

I'll call you back, Matt.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are you guys really live right now?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, we're live.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're live. Tell everybody I said hi.

[Top Line Still]

You just did.

[David Lee Corbo]

Can they hear my voice? Is, like, so bad. Yeah, dude.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

What's wrong with it? Sounds just like it always does, bro. I've been sick bad for two days, man. Yeah, because you traveled abroad, that's why. I don't go anywhere. I know, but you guys don't even call me to check on me or anything.

[Top Line Still]

Dude, that were boys.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, you're on vacation. Yeah, Yeah, I know you are. No, you are. Okay, what's the topic? Maybe I can say something about it. Literally. Shaq's penis.

[Top Line Still]

Okay, who's the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who's the guy on the right. You sent me the thing the other day about him. He hates Israel, but he wants America.

[Top Line Still]

To be under the laws of Israel.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. What are you talking about?

[Top Line Still]

I don't know what you're talking.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just hang up on it.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, I gotta go, Matt. I'll call you back. Back. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, let's bring it in for a landing.

[Top Line Still]

Dude, this has been a fun one. Nephew. America, we did it. I didn't think.

[David Lee Corbo]

What's today? Today's Friday.

[Top Line Still]

Today's Friday.

[David Lee Corbo]

So, yeah, Matt's gonna be back. I don't know if he's gonna want to do a show. We don't have anybody scheduled. Something will happen Monday. I'll do the Raven but we should do a Chronicles or something When? Maybe Monday Unless Matt wants to do a show in which case, you know Bibbidi bop, flippity flop A lot of.

[Top Line Still]

People said hi they're saying hi to Matt.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't say hi to Matt.

[Top Line Still]

Yeah, I don't know maybe we'll do something maybe. All right But I don't want to leave it it's too low energy Too.

[David Lee Corbo]

Low energy Should I read something about David Ike?

[Top Line Still]

Yeah it's kind of hard to come back from the chainsaw story I'm so glad that I told you I almost.

[David Lee Corbo]

Forgot all right, well I have stuff on dvd.

[Top Line Still]

How does it make you feel? How does it make you feel for real?

[David Lee Corbo]

Real Honestly? Yeah, honestly I. I don't feel bad.

[Top Line Still]

At all do you any, any part of you want to give the chainsaw back? No. I mean. Is there for.