Chuckkk! | NDS Chronicles

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad – "Chuckkk! | NDS Chronicles"

Podcast: Nephilim Death Squad
Hosts: TopLobsta, David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven), Matt
Date: November 21, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively and offbeat edition of NDS Chronicles, the Nephilim Death Squad crew—TopLobsta, Raven, and Matt—gather to read listener-submitted supernatural and paranormal stories, unraveling them through a biblical and conspiratorial lens. The crew blends schizo testimonies, skeptical banter, inside jokes, musings on anxiety, religious undertones, and a distinct DIY-podcast energy, exploring everything from haunted basements to ancestral vampiric vibes. The episode is both a showcase of the unpredictable NDS community and an open platform for wild, confessional storytelling.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Opening Bants & Community Engagement

• Timestamp: [03:13]-[06:24]
• Raven welcomes listeners and invites them to submit "schizophrenic paranormal testimony" for future Chronicles.
• Playful banter sets the scene: Matt's role fluctuates between a reluctant participant and a show skeptic.
• Quote:
  "Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your schizophrenic paranormal testimony." – Raven (03:17)
• Shouts to Patreon supporters and discussion of exclusive merch and ways to engage more deeply with the squad (designed to both mock and encourage audience participation).

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2. Reading and Analyzing Listener Testimonies

Pandafly’s Story – Demons, Haunted Houses, Family Dysfunction

• Timestamps: [09:13]–[15:02] (start and early context); [16:00]–[41:36] (full story development); continued throughout episode.
• Summary: Pandafly recounts a lifetime of uncanny and disturbing experiences:
  • Recurring childhood nightmare of demons oozing from an endless bathroom cabinet, possibly linked to proximity to a cemetery.
  • (Later moves) A basement with an unnerving under-the-stairs chamber, watched-feeling, malfunctioning lights, a dog refusing to enter.
  • Mysterious scratching and footsteps that persist even as daily life continues.
  • A demonic face flashing on a Limewire-era computer, spiraling into depression and self-harm (framed as an unconscious "blood sacrifice").
  • Eventual resolution: moving out, family later confirms sinister feelings, and the house’s next occupant dies by suicide soon after moving in.
• Hosts alternate between skepticism, gallows humor, and empathy; they compare elements to biblical narratives; TopLobsta and Raven both see resonance with their childhood fears.
• Notable skepticism and tangents from Matt: "What are you talking about? Anyway, guys, can we send one coffee bean to every Patreon member?" (05:19)
• The squad discusses spiritual warfare, mental health, and generational trauma.
• Quote:
  "For the life of me, I can't even try to picture how these demons look ... only that I know it is vivid." – Reader (Pandafly), read by Raven (16:22) "As my sister and I got older ... we would eventually spend the majority of our time in this basement to be away from our parents upstairs." – Raven (27:52)

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Skepticism vs. Belief

• [28:25], [31:54], [35:29]
• Matt maintains a critical, even dismissive posture about some phenomena—suggesting rodents for sounds, or suggesting poor living conditions:
  "It sounds like maybe it's a little hood spot, dude. And maybe you have rats, like, in the ceiling." – Matt (31:40)
• TopLobsta and Raven often push for a suspension of disbelief, seeing value in exploring the supernatural frame:
  "See, the problem, Matt, is that when you come into this show, NDS Chronicles, we come in with an air of belief..." – TopLobsta (26:12)

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Demonic Entity Story Climax

• [59:56]-[62:39]
• Classic supernatural trope: Pandafly feels her foot pulled down the bed – an event that drives the hosts (and Mason) to recount their own night terrors, pet anxieties, and spiritual conclusions.
• Quote:
  "My foot gets pulled ... I was pulled so far down my bed that my head left my pillow. And what do I do, Top? Nothing." – As read by Raven (59:56)

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Paranormal Event – The Aztec Face

• [41:45]-[44:12]
• A detail that strikes both Raven and Matt as especially chilling: the appearance of an ancient Aztec/Mayan “little G god” face on a computer screen just before shutdown.
• Quote:
  "In an instant, a demonic face took up the entire screen, edge to edge ... and it was like an ancient Aztec Mayan little G God depiction." – Raven (42:17)

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3. The Chuck Chronicles

Chuck’s Testimony – Handshake from the Beyond

• [96:01]-[119:12]
• Chuck from Guam shares two key early-life experiences:
  1. A chilling “bro handshake” from an unseen, cold hand pulling him under the bed while at his grandparents’ house.
  2. Hearing a non-human, subwoofer-deep voice call his name while dozing—leaving him with a conviction that it was supernatural (possibly God).
  3. A classic ghost sighting: Chuck and cousin see Aunt Betty, who had just self-deleted the day before.
• Matt is especially respectful and warm regarding Chuck’s stories and reputation, framing him as a seasoned, “rad dude” and perhaps even a mysterious “vampire” living many lifetimes.
• Closing speculation: Is Chuck a military handler, a grim reaper, or just a cornerstone of the NDS community?
• Quote:
  "For sure, a right hand grabbed my hand in a bro shake fashion and then pulled my arm down towards the underneath of the bed." – Matt, reading Chuck (105:02)
  "I heard a deep voice call me. It was not human ... and had the effect that I later felt when experiencing the bass on my son’s subwoofer." – Matt/Chuck (108:45)

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4. Community Mailbag – Am I the Female Toad?

• [81:00]-[94:36]
• The squad reads a letter from Zhonya, a Christian woman in South Africa, wondering if she's the "female Toad" (referring to previous guest Toad’s comically miserable/lovable character).
• They contrast Western and South African culture, touch on loneliness, anxiety, and tease the idea of “matching” Zhonya with Toad.
• Segment demonstrates the NDS audience’s blend of humor, vulnerability, and oddity.
• Quote:
  “Looking at all the similarities, I couldn’t help but ask myself, am I the female Toad?” – Raven, reading Zhonya (82:32)

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5. Intra-Show Banter & Inside Culture

• Throughout.
• The show is punctuated with recurring jokes about TopLobsta’s grandma, debate over merch, coffee shop operations, ADHD, and (often) Mason’s customer service misadventures.
• Candid debates about biblical stories, who’s really a Christian, skepticism of psychological labels and diagnoses.
• Discussion of the Denver International Airport conspiracies and their possible occult symbolism ([76:10]-[77:56]).
• Quote:
  "These are the bones of the nephilim. These are the giant bones. As a matter of fact, they might even be dragon bones." – TopLobsta, re: dinosaur fossils (35:33)

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• "What are you talking about? The word of God is made to read. It's not made to be an idol. Like a little statue of Jesus isn't made to be an idol." – Matt (10:17)
• "I think that’s possible. Cornier people reading emails from probably better." – Raven, riffing about alternate-universe NDS podcasts (06:30)
• "As long as you can read it." – Matt, on the acceptability of small Bibles (10:14)
• "But you don't even talk about it … because there's nothing to do about it, right?" – Raven, on why strange events are rarely discussed (45:03)
• "I don't think anybody asked that." – Raven, when Matt asks if anyone in the chat wondered if the storyteller was a Christian (61:22)
• "Don't you think that Pandafly knows the difference between rats and demons?" – Raven (31:55)
• "Shout out Panda... She's awesome." – The team, on Pandafly’s continued engagement (79:08)
• "Can we get Chuck to Bohemian Grove?" – TopLobsta, plotting a NDS field trip (115:51)

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Key Timestamps

• Intro, mailbag open, structure debates: [03:13]-[06:24]
• Launch of Pandafly’s story: [09:13]-[15:02], detailed at intervals up to [75:17]
• Supernatural ‘foot pull’ & entity confrontation: [59:56]-[62:39]
• Discussion on belief/skepticism, ADHD, and psychology: [83:00]-[90:01]
• Denver Airport conspiracy sidebar: [76:10]-[77:56]
• Chuck’s paranormal testimony ("bro shake"): [96:01]-[105:17], continued reflection to [119:12]
• Community match-making & audience letters ("Zhonya"): [81:00]-[94:36]

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Episode Tone & Atmosphere

• Highly conversational and irreverent, moving fluidly between sincere listener rapport, dark humor, biblical asides, and in-group mockery.
• The hosts willingly derail for inside jokes, audience interaction, and tangents about community members—channeling both late-night radio and cozy group-chat vibes.
• Emotional undercurrents: compassion for listeners facing trauma or mental health struggles, intermingled with a conspiratorial playfulness—a trademark of the NDS brand.

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Outro

The crew closes with plans for future testimonies and an implicit invitation for more stories, with an undercurrent of gratitude for their eclectic community. The hosts’ camaraderie and the show’s offbeat, “theological X-Files” personality shine throughout.

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Useful for newcomers:
This episode is a quintessential NDS variety: a mix of crowd-sourced supernatural stories, frank discussion of belief and doubt, community-building through self-deprecation, and conspiracy-adjacent theorizing—all filtered through irreverent biblical and pop-cultural banter.

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Transcript

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[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

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[Top Lobster]

Because Top Lobster Productions. No.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Chickadee, chick, chick, chick.

[Top Lobster]

That's over. We're done with that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your schizophrenic paranormal testimony. If you want to submit your schizophrenic paranormal testimony, chroniclesndsmail.com is where you want to do that. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Radio Raven. That is. That is. Hi. That is Top Lobster.

[Top Lobster]

I'm here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

The father of blapping and Guaman. Let's put. Let's show Matt. Put your phone down, Matt.

[Matt]

He just sent me this. He asked me to look at it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Can you put Matt on the screen? I want people to see him.

[Top Lobster]

Put him on the screen.

[Matt]

I'm not really here. It's actually a Matt Mike etiquette.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Say hi, Matt. Yeah, could you speak into the mic?

[Matt]

There's a hologram. I'm not really here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Hologram.

[Top Lobster]

Look at our new chairs. They're nice.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We do have nice chairs. Alright, well, you can go to Shout Out. That's right.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, let's do the Patreon. I know he hates this. Pay us [e-mail] forward/squad. You can join for free for a week or two or three weeks, whatever. And. And get Bohemian Grove tickets before the general public.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Are you excited for. Put the phone down. Are you excited for Bohemian Girls?

[Matt]

Am I supposed to read this or.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, not right now.

[Top Lobster]

Wait a second. We're doing plugs. P L U G S. Guys, keep an eye out for new stuff from Top Lobster dot com. We actually have a new website up there. Let me go ahead and refresh this. It should be up. Bam. Look at that. The standard clcl. That should be up there. But I don't know if there will be any shirts because I don't know if they've manifested. But you can click on that link in a little bit and go help.

[Matt]

Us make your money. Our money.

[Top Lobster]

I'm bad at plugs.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, dude, you did right there.

[Matt]

I've seen you do bad ones before. That one was actually outstanding.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Wow, that's a crazy.

[Top Lobster]

I really, really want to compliment. I want to up our game on Patreon. So, like I want to give. I'm going to give them free stuff when they subscribe.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What? We're going to give them free stuff?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I like that. Nice, nice stuff.

[Matt]

It's not free if they're paying to subscribe.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, hold on. Let's talk about it.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, it's free because it's extra. Like, they can get whatever.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

They get.

[Matt]

Whatever Extras.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know about that.

[Matt]

I like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What are you talking about? Anyway, guys, can we send one coffee.

[Top Lobster]

Bean to every Patreon member? Just one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

A single coffee bean. And each one of them will go put it in there.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, that's nice. They could pay for the shipping. All right, we like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'll allow it.

[Top Lobster]

All right, perfect.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We're back with NDS Chronicles. It's been a minute since we did an sds. NDS Chronicles. And it always makes me sad because I know you guys spend quite a bit of time.

[Matt]

Well, there's a reason people didn't like the title of the last one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's absolutely not true. That was a great episode.

[Matt]

Really bad. Like, for you in the thumbnail. So it's just bad.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Guys, there's an elephant in the room. And that elephant is that. Matt was upset.

[Top Lobster]

I thought you were making an ears joke again. That's messed up, dude. Not nice.

[Snack Enthusiast]

Wow.

[Top Lobster]

He lets us in here.

[Matt]

First grade. Like, what are you talking about?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Let's go say your ears are like elephants.

[Matt]

Let's read some crazy stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Come on, bro.

[Top Lobster]

I'm like. I'm like straight Bible.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Let's. Let's just.

[Top Lobster]

All right, fine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We're gonna get into his conversations. I was saying that I get sad because people type these out and then we don't read them. So let's read them. NDS Chronicles. Or I'm sorry, Chronicles. NDS. Gmail.com. if you want to submit your own.

[Top Lobster]

NDS Chronicles. What do they do?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Is that real?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It's not.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I always question why you made it.

[Top Lobster]

In a separate universe. There's like. There are like cornier people reading emails from. Probably better.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I think that's possible.

[Matt]

Wait, did we get into the idea that we're going to have the dropdown for people to buy stuff from the store?

[Top Lobster]

Did you just be a drop down?

[Matt]

So just do that.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't just do it. So go ahead and vamp. Because I'll just get this up there so we can show them.

[Matt]

No, I'm just saying we're going to have a drop down. You can go and buy the same stuff that we have in the shop so that everybody that's in the chat, that is part of the family, family now can experience the same thing you'd experience if you were in the coffee shop.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We're family.

[Matt]

Gonna be a drop down. You can order the same coffee we use here, the same coconut water we use here, the same weld energy drinks, which you. I already told you guys. It's my cousins. They blend together the whey protein isolate in the energy drink, and it tastes just like an energy drink, but it's got protein in it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's crazy. It makes you buff.

[Matt]

Yeah. You're gonna be able to buy that. You're gonna be able to buy popcorn or beef tallow corn chips, like all the stuff we sell in the shop.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I didn't know that those were beef tallow corn chips. That's huge.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's awesome.

[Matt]

It's. It's organic corn beef tallow and redmond sea salt. That's it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

The problem with. With chips is like, I went to go buy some plantains or, you know, whatever. Banana chips, I don't know the hell you call them. And yeah, you look at them and it's like cooked in soy oil. It's like gives you breath immediately.

[Top Lobster]

There you go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

There's going to be a drop down specifically. I don't have. I'm working on them. My breasts, trying to get these.

[Top Lobster]

Is this the page? All right, this look. No, this isn't even the page.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's not the page.

[Matt]

Look at the standard link now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, it's there.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And we click on it. Then it should go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, nothing happens when you click on it. And we're gonna keep it that way.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. This is crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Just to stress Matt out. I like how upset he gets about the lack of the drop down.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that's all right. I mean, we're drop it down pretty hard.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We're gonna drop down. We're gonna get our yell on.

[Matt]

Amen, Rat. Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Don't talk, Damon.

[Matt]

Rat answers. Yes.

[Top Lobster]

I think I know the problem here. I messed this up. Look at this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, well, trying. Does the coffee shop have food? It does not have a bacon, egg, and cheese.

[Top Lobster]

No. That's actually kind of funny. He was yelling at somebody today. They're like, can we use your place? And he's like, well, I mean, you're not even gonna buy food for me. I'm like, do you serve food here?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, he does.

[Top Lobster]

It's more like liquid stuff.

[Matt]

Literally have the best press sandwiches in town. People know that. Well, but they don't have bacon and eggs.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Bacon, egg. Yeah. That's a huge thing.

[Matt]

I don't have time for these games right now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right, so we're gonna read this Story this one comes from.

[Top Lobster]

I like the regret on his face. I can't believe I sat.

[Matt]

I mean, Bloptown honey knows.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Don't talk to Blaptown honey knows that.

[Matt]

We have food. We have Hammond American. We have turkey and provolone. We got tons of bagels, danishes. We got all kinds of stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Zach S volunteers to make the bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches.

[Matt]

Is he local?

[Top Lobster]

No, actually, Minnesota, actually.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right, so this comes from Pandafly. Shout out to Pandafly.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

They say, hello, Top and Raven specifically not met.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, no, I guess because he's like, you know, he comes, he goes.

[Matt]

This is an older letter.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, probably not. They just came in yesterday. I have had a series of weird.

[Top Lobster]

Yesterday.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I was in the shop yesterday asking for bacon, egg and cheese.

[Matt]

I'm not normally on this show. That's why she didn't address me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Maybe it's possible you were on the last one, but you didn't. You were. Yeah. Wigger. I've had a series of weirdness happen throughout my whole life. I've been trying to type this out since the 3:33 episode. Dang. That was actually many episodes ago.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You typed gets mad at me if I text at 333. I still.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, don't do that.

[Matt]

And like, what's going on? I just text the thing, like, when I'm up and say something.

[Top Lobster]

Don't do that.

[Matt]

You're like, 333? Really, Matt? Like, what are you. What are you guys talking about?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, it's a good question. Ginger Neff says, I know Matt doesn't like small Jesus, but what's his thought on small Bibles? Like a little Bible.

[Matt]

As long as you can read it.

[Top Lobster]

As long as you can read it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You're very wishy washy.

[Matt]

What are you talking about? The word of God is made to read. It's not made to be an idol. Like a little statue of Jesus isn't made to be an idol. Like, it's. What are we talking about? You got to consume the word of God. We know that.

[Top Lobster]

I had a good idea, but I think Matt didn't like the idea about possibly doing a Bible study on the book of David. But pairing it with first off, first off, first off.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's always. That's a. Careful.

[Matt]

I don't know how to do this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

In a nice way. Exactly.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry. Mat know the story of David. The story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You are very mean.

[Matt]

Okay. We could talk about the story of David.

[Top Lobster]

Can we do that?

[Matt]

Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of stories we Got to go through. But we're in the life of Elijah right now and you guys only give me like one day a week to do shows and I know the chat doesn't want me to do more than one day a week, which is fine. It's not a big deal.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, by the way, I asked more.

[Matt]

Than one day a week in shows. Then we could do David. We could do it as a separate one. We could do Jude as one, Elijah as another, and then the life of David as another.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I'll be, I'll be real with you. That's really the inadequacy of, of the chat itself and the fan base. It's just like there's just too few of them and they do it on purpose. They try not to support us as much as possible.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That is true.

[Top Lobster]

But if they did support us more than Matt would be able to do more stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Very spiteful, I think. I think they're spiteful about it. I talked about it on the Raven this morning. People would be into watching us livestream and. And Talk about these DVDs with Indiana moans and other people.

[Top Lobster]

Right? Isn't it crazy to talk about a dvd?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Dvd?

[Top Lobster]

There's a brand new show that we could talk. I'm like, yeah, let's talk about. He's like, Nah, DVDs. I'm like, Fuck it.

[Matt]

I do both. It's fine. Just saying. There's only so many days in the week. So it's like when are we going to do all these shows and stuff that we're talking about?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I don't know. When are you like. I can only do one day.

[Matt]

I got to run a coffee shop in a farm.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I've been trying to type this out since 3:33 episode but it keeps turning into Mother Horse Eyes. I scrapped it all and I'm going to try to keep this brief. Okay. Where do I even begin?

[Top Lobster]

What does that mean?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I think it just means like really long. Matt should listen to Mother Horse Eyes. He'd be different. It starts from as early as I can remember a dream. I would have a recurring nightmare since living in my parents second apartment. I would most likely have been about five at this point. Somewhere around there.

[Matt]

What do you mean second apartment?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Shh. The nightmare would be about a bathroom cabinet in my parents bedroom.

[Matt]

What? I can't track with the story if I don't understand what's happening. What's a second apartment?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

The second apartment they had like they had one.

[Matt]

They lived in two apartments and then.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

They had a second one. No, it's like in order, you know, you live in one.

[Matt]

How does she know if it's the second?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I don't know. Probably stories.

[Matt]

Oh, just saying. Like, her mom and dad had their first apartment. Now they live in their second apartment.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

And this is where it's at.

[Matt]

Okay, okay, my bad, my bad.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You know what, man?

[Matt]

No, I'm sorry.

[Mason]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right, it's fine. I forgive.

[Top Lobster]

Just try to follow the story a little bit.

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[Snack Enthusiast]

It's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Could you be more specific?

[Snack Enthusiast]

When it's craving. Okay, like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter available right down the street at AM pm. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at a.m. pM.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'm seeing a pattern here.

[Snack Enthusiast]

Well yeah, we're talking about what I.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Crave, which is anything from AM pm.

[Snack Enthusiast]

What more could you want?

[AMPM Advertiser]

Stop by AM PM where the snacks and drinks are perfectly craveable and convenient. That's cravenience. AM PM Too much good stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Just pay attention.

[Top Lobster]

It's all right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

The nightmare would be about a bathroom cabinet in my parents bedroom. I guess there was a bathroom in their parents bedroom. See? Context clues. You see how I did that in real time? The nightmare is more like me viewing something through only my eyes but I do not feel present. I know what that is like where you're like you're not aware of your body in a dream, but you're still viewing something. You're still seeing something but there's no, like sense of self.

[Matt]

That's when you're like the narrator.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I got a little in my throat.

[Matt]

Same sup with that man?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

In these nightmares, I'm looking at this cabinet and for lack of a better term, there are demons oozing out of the cabinet. Sometimes it is closed and they are seeping through the gaps like plasma. Sometimes the doors are open and I can see the demons oozing from a dark and endless plasma. Like blackness at five. Yeah, dog.

[Top Lobster]

So what are we instant. Are we like skeptical? Super skeptical right now?

[Matt]

Why do you always say that? I'm just making sure it sounds like you know the story. This is a five year old. They have this. It's a reoccurring dream.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Reoccurring dream.

[Matt]

Reoccurring dream that in the second apartment, this whole scene unfolds. Or she just happens to live in the second apartment.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

This is a dream.

[Top Lobster]

Are we sure it's a dream?

[Matt]

Yeah, it's coming out of the plasma.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Matt]

She says you haven't been paying attention.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

He has.

[Matt]

I am paying attention.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Are you really trying to get the shop? You're supposed to be listening to Panda Fly Story.

[Top Lobster]

It's a great story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It is a good story. And they even go on to add detail. There's no back to the cabinet. So it's an endless portal of plasma with demons oozing out of it is what this cabinet is.

[Matt]

Oh, the cabinet.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

The cabinet.

[Matt]

Matt, plasma demons are coming out. Do a panda fly? Really?

[Top Lobster]

Okay, keep going. Keep going.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Why did you say that? For the life of me, I can't even try to picture how these demons look to try to describe it to you. Only that I know it is vivid. And even as a child, I knew they were demons somehow. And that they were many. I would have this nightmare constantly and only this. No other dreams. It would follow me from that apartment to the next house that we moved to as well. And thankfully.

[Top Lobster]

Has ended.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, it has ended in that house and never recurred again as oddly structured. Am I wrong? Side note, this apartment was across the street from a very large cemetery. Interesting. Okay, wasn't the wigger in a cemetery?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Basketball shorts. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Interesting.

[Matt]

That's inappropriate language, but yeah. There does seem to be a connection between cemeteries and the trippy stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I don't think that wigger is a. Is a. Is a. Is a bat. Is. Does anybody think that wiggers a naughty word?

[Top Lobster]

I don't think so. I think it's more of a descriptive term.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Does the Lord hate wigger?

[Top Lobster]

Hates wiggers.

[Matt]

I'M not doing this. Can we just get back to the crazy?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay, so side note, this is across the street from very large cemetery. From my bedroom window was a view of the apartment parking lot, the street and the cemetery on the other side of the street. Literal gravestones were in. My view from the window was how close. So maybe this has a lot to do with things I would imagine.

[Mason]

State.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Is she in? I don't believe she said yet. What's your address? The next move, a house was even creepier. We moved there when I was attending fourth and fifth grade. So whatever age that would make me then. Well, that's. That's 9 and 10, but all right. Well, okay. Ever since we moved into that house, everyone has felt uneasy about the basement. It was finished and should have been inviting for a basement. However, everyone agreed we were somewhat hesitant to be down there, especially alone. There was a storage area under the staircase separated into two sections with their own doors. The first section was a normal under the stairs storage area with normal looking doors. The other door and storage area however, always gave us massive creeps because the door was made of old crusty plywood. No door handle, only a drilled hole. Nice about hip high and three holes.

[Matt]

No, I'm just trying to track.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We just got a nice 5 year.

[Matt]

Old in an apartment that's having plasma dreams about demons coming out the cabinet. But then in fourth grade they moved to another house. Like why can't they just remodel? Like I don't understand that being described.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

They're moving around a lot. They're probably poor. Probably poor.

[Top Lobster]

We got a very.

[Matt]

But they're intentionally finding like spooky place. This one next to a cemetery too.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

This is. We haven't gotten that.

[Top Lobster]

Every time he says cemetery I just want to say school.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Cemetery.

[Top Lobster]

School. Yeah, yeah. Cemetery school.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So.

[Top Lobster]

Where did it go?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

The. The door storage area gives plywood handle. No door and only a drilled hole. And three holes drilled towards the top of the door. Imagine bowling ball holes. Two on top, one on the bottom. And now imagine those holes and they're placed at the perfect height for a person to be standing behind that door looking and breathing through those holes. So, so, so two eyes. And then they got their lips pressed against the third hole and they're just breathing through it.

[Top Lobster]

Guys, this is so cool. I'm sorry.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What do you got?

[Top Lobster]

We're in. Look at this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

There it is. Look at it.

[Top Lobster]

We got dreams. We got straight bible. So we're doing what your website is up, but it's not finished yet. We still have, like this, but the T shirts are available to buy, so check that out. Dude, that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That statue one is my not.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, this one. This is a brand new one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's really great. That's dope. That's not great.

[Top Lobster]

We got a hoodie. Yeah, it's not great to see. Maybe I can zoom in.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's awesome. Check that out.

[Matt]

Stop doing that. You know we're not doing that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right, all right.

[Top Lobster]

This is actually a better way to look at it. Look at that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Wow. Oh, that's dope.

[Top Lobster]

That goes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You like that? Say something nice about it. Matt.

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[Snack Enthusiast]

Hmm, it's gotta be when I'm really craving it and it's convenient.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Could you be more specific?

[Snack Enthusiast]

When it's cravinient.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Snack Enthusiast]

Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right down the street at am, pm. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at a.m. pM.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'm seeing a pattern here.

[Snack Enthusiast]

Well, yeah, we're talking about what I.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Crave, which is anything from am, pm.

[Snack Enthusiast]

What more could you want?

[AMPM Advertiser]

Stop by AMPM where the snacks and drinks are perfectly craveable and convenient. That's cravenience. Ampm. Too much good stuff.

[Matt]

No, I don't know what to say, man.

[Top Lobster]

So let's click on that one. Thank you. Thank you. Could be a word.

[Matt]

You're getting paid on this. I'm not getting paid on it. Let's go. Let's go to Straight Bible.

[Top Lobster]

Straight Bible. Okay Yeah, we can get a straight Bible. So it's just a T shirt right now.

[Matt]

So the front has, like, a mini logo in the front. Those, like the old skate shirts, Dude, I like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You like that, and then, like, the.

[Top Lobster]

The full logo in the back, Bro.

[Matt]

How do I get one?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What, you don't.

[Top Lobster]

You don't. Other people get this, and you get the standard. The regular.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Standard.

[Top Lobster]

Standard.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's the one with the.

[Matt]

Let me see that one. That one's just like the front left chest.

[Top Lobster]

Front left chest and back.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's cool. I like that one.

[Top Lobster]

Nicey nice.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

The one that is Elijah the Tish bite. That one has the standard logo on the tit. And then.

[Matt]

Well, it's got the standard NDS.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's right.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I didn't put. I put the regular one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I don't want to be affiliated, but let me see.

[Matt]

That was a hilarious conversation. Are you sure we should do a logo where we intertwined both of our logos together? Can we want to be affiliated?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Wait, wait. Zach S. Says I want a hoodie with Raven's face on it. Can we just get separate shirts with our own faces on it? Just a top face and a Raven face. That'd be great.

[Top Lobster]

I'm actually working on one. It's gonna be a really nice.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It better not be the toothless one.

[Top Lobster]

That's pretty funny. Oh, no.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

If you put that on a shirt, though, that is pretty funny.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, it's. So you guys familiar with what dithered would be? Dithered. It's a no. Yeah, I figured.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I've never heard.

[Top Lobster]

The words are low class. It's like a dithered. Yeah, yeah, it's. It's nice. But it'll be this thing, this. Sure. And I can't even pull it up. Whatever. It's Matt's face. It's gonna be Matt's face on it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Which one? The one where he. Dude, please.

[Matt]

Like that. I don't like that. There's memes of me on Twitter. I don't even.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I like that, man. We should do one. I'll. I'll. If people would buy that.

[Matt]

What do you want, Mason, right now?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What do you want?

[Matt]

What?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, the camera's not on. Mason.

[Matt]

What? What time is it?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

She's ready to go.

[Matt]

She thinks she's done the rest of the time. Just like, hanging out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Closing.

[Matt]

All right, do you want to sit in? I don't know if we have an extra chair.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, we don't have time.

[Matt]

She wants to.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, Mason, wait. We only Have.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Mason, you can't be in the thing. We don't even have another microphone. Look at it. One microphone, two microphones.

[Matt]

Listen to Panda Fly. At least they were listening to Panda Fly for a minute.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, good.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right, but you got me a chair.

[Matt]

You can chill on the side right there. Just for a minute.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That was very fine.

[Top Lobster]

Finish the story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I got to finish the story.

[Matt]

Banned or that was Soul.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Fly was like, that's a person that wrote into us.

[Top Lobster]

This is the person that wants to marry Matt, right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That is. Well, no, that's whoop your baby mama's ho ass that wants that. Okay, he's been. Yeah, but whatever.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay, so now imagine those holes and they're placed at a perfect height for somebody to be standing behind that door looking and breathing through those holes. And this looked out into the laundry room.

[Matt]

Mason, will you listen to Chuck? Mason, get me a coffee. Chuck from Guam.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Chuck from Guam. Everybody's spelling your name differently, and it's the best. Mason. Yeah, it is crazy that you put a Y in your name. Like, what is.

[Matt]

She didn't. She was a baby.

[Top Lobster]

All right, all right. Let's get real. Let's get real.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay, can we folk. Can we have. We have a show to do. We have to get this looked out into the laundry room. Needless to say, we always felt watched when we were in that room. That feeling you get when someone is staring at you. You could always get that feeling in the laundry room.

[Matt]

Okay, this is what I. There needs to be more details in a story like this. Like, well, we could get her in the family. She's saying, we. What is there, brothers and sisters?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, she says that she tried to type it out, but it was incredibly long. So she's trying to respect our time because she knows that we tend to.

[Matt]

Get like, who's the we? Like, who is she down there with? Is she down.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Her and the demon in the imaginary?

[Matt]

Because that. That adds another element to the story. She has imaginary friends.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'm imagining, like, siblings, you know?

[Top Lobster]

See, the problem, Matt, is that when you come into this show, NDS Chronicles.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

We come in with an air of belief right now that you did. You have to.

[Matt]

What is.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, you come in here making this.

[Matt]

The opposite of unbelief. I'm asking for more details like, who are the friends? Who is the we? Just so I get a better full.

[Top Lobster]

Rounded picture less than those who believe without seeing.

[Matt]

Who says there's anything about believing or not believing? Straight Bible is so weird.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Straight Bible. Anyway, I thought you Just threw your.

[Top Lobster]

Phone in the ground.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay. So there were other creepy things, like the lights never working properly. You could flip a switch, and sometimes they would turn on, sometimes they wouldn't. There was always that sensation to run up the stairs as fast as you could after turning on the lights, or off the lights, rather. We also had a dog that was completely fearless in his life and loved to be around us all. However, he did not want to be in that basement.

[Top Lobster]

What is it about getting older that you just don't care about the dark? Like, I'm not scared about it at all anymore.

[Matt]

I'm kind of, like, since terrified of the dark.

[Top Lobster]

Look at her. I know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

There's no basements in Florida.

[Top Lobster]

I just mean in dark in general. Like, I walk into darkness and I just go. And my kids are terrified, and I just go. And I'm like, if something's here and it's gonna kill me.

[Matt]

No, you're just too busy. Like, you're just got. You had so much on your mind. You're very nervy, and you're like, oh, there's something here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Who cares?

[Matt]

I got a lot of my mind right now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Top looks like he has scoliosis. That's not nice.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's. Yeah. I mean, but David got. I see. It's. It's the angle that. That David has put me in.

[Matt]

The angles in here do get a little weird for the. Look.

[Top Lobster]

Look at it, Raven. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right. What?

[Matt]

Just get out. Get out of there now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You have to leave, Mason. Okay. So as my sister and I got older, there. There's context clues for you.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We would eventually spend the majority of our time in this basement to be away from our parents upstairs. And I eventually moved into the basement bedroom so my sister and I could finally have separate rooms. This is where the activity starts happening. See, this is the part where all the spooky stuff starts happening.

[Top Lobster]

You gotta, like. You gotta bear with it. Sometimes these people take a while.

[Matt]

Hey, I'm sorry for asking for more details.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's nice. Are you sorry?

[Top Lobster]

The problem is you. For an email from November 2 from.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

A person named Pandafly. Also, he apologized, so let's let it.

[Top Lobster]

You know, this person may very well not exist. These could be just bots.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I believe this person's name is Amanda Doxxed.

[Top Lobster]

Got him.

[Matt]

Are we sure it's not Blocktown?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Honey, no, that's not. Don't talk to Blacktown. Honey.

[Top Lobster]

Don't acknowledge to read him the email from the Nigerian mayor.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That was not real.

[Matt]

That was a true Middle of a thing. Let's go.

[Top Lobster]

You're right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

First thing I remember vividly was the scratching on the ceiling. The basement ceiling had these tiles that were somewhere between foam and drywall. That's like drop ceilings, I think, like this crap. That wasn't nice.

[Top Lobster]

No, I mean crap.

[Matt]

This expensive ceiling grid.

[Top Lobster]

I know, but when I mess with it, I feel like I'm breathing in asbestos. It's probably why this is true.

[Matt]

Very high end.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Sean. Sean Morales says Matt couldn't enjoy a movie because he has to know all the details ahead of time. I feel like that is 100% you. Like, are you, like, I don't understand Bible?

[Matt]

Like, that's what happens. You have to understand the context of the Bible, like, everything. You're reading the story. No, no, I like movies, man. I like the Avatar.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no, no, no. What's your favorite movie in the last 20 years?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, pick one. No, no, that's too gracious. Let's do five years.

[Matt]

No, absolutely. Avatar, bro.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Avatar. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[Matt]

Why are you guys not okay with, like. You asked me a question, I answer like, no, that's not the right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Because that's not. It hasn't come out in five years. It's. It's been a lot longer than five years.

[Matt]

Has it been. No, no, it's within five years. Because it was right before Christmas. We sat in the. The seats that, like, recline and stuff at Ocala was, like, so nice, bro.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Are you kidding me?

[Matt]

And then we went home, and it was freezing. I had to cover all my, like, fruit trees that were freezing. This is definitely within.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Dude, it came out in 2009.

[Matt]

No way. The water. The water one, bro.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh. Oh, you watch that.

[Top Lobster]

You watch that. What's wrong with you, dude?

[Matt]

None of my thing, bro. I like the people. They live off the land.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

The basement ceiling had these tiles that were something between foam and drywall. So they had a very specific sound when touched. Kind of foamy, kind of papery. I like those descriptives. If I was up late at night, either on my laptop or doing homework or messing around, I could hear scratching on the ceiling from above my head. Don't touch that. For weeks, maybe even months, I had just assumed that there was mice or rats or something trapped in the house, you know, in the ceiling. Until I realized that this was the upstairs floor and that there shouldn't be anything in between in between, should there? Okay, so I guess you're saying. I don't know what the hell you're saying. Until I realized there was. That it Was the upstairs floor. And there shouldn't be anything in between, should there? All right, well, I'll take your word for it. Well, once that occurred to me, every time I would hear the scratching sounds, it would unnerve me eventually. One night, I took my laptop from my desk in the living room area and brought it to my bedroom so I didn't have to hear it anymore. And that's when I realized this scratching would follow me right above my head no matter where in the basement I moved to. Now they had my attention.

[Matt]

What are you doing right now?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What? What's that? Don't. Can you focus on the story? What is.

[Matt]

Stop doing.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like this.

[Matt]

I don't like this. That needs to be doing this show anyway.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We need to have this all the time.

[Matt]

You're like, yeah, sit in. It'll be fun.

[Top Lobster]

Doesn't that face so much even better?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We need to have this all the time.

[Matt]

No, I just. Okay, but to be honest with the guy in the chat, maybe he's right. Because right now I'm like, yo, it's just rats or mice. They're following me around from room to room. It's like, no, it sounds like maybe it's a little hood spot, dude. And maybe you have rats, like, in the ceiling.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, give it to some.

[Matt]

Multiple rooms.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Don't you think that Pandafly knows the difference between rats and demons?

[Top Lobster]

You're saying that ghosts don't go to the ghetto?

[Matt]

No, they do, but, like, ceiling.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Like, you don't really hear, like, a lot of ghetto ghost stories.

[Top Lobster]

You do know you do. But when I do, it's the same thing. I'm like, it's probably just rats, dog.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Like, you could be rats.

[Top Lobster]

You live in filth.

[Matt]

Okay, so maybe we should keep reading. But, yeah, initially you're saying, like, hey, what do you think? I'm like, well, it sounds like rats.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Nobody asked that.

[Matt]

Like, the scratching on the ceiling is like, yeah, that's probably rats or mice.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right, fine. Now they had her attention. Okay, up to this point again, we were always picking up red flags about the feelings that we had in the basement. But now, for me, it was fully cemented because they were already getting bad feelings, dog. They would try to go up the stairs, and then they'd have to run.

[Matt]

Doesn't change it to not rats.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, damn.

[Top Lobster]

There's a cool picture here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, I saw the picture. Yeah, that's why I wanted to share it on the screen now.

[Top Lobster]

No, there's, like, a picture. I'll send it well, we'll share it on the screen.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay.

[Sarah]

Hey, this is Sarah. Look, I'm standing out front of a.m. p.m. Right now and well, you're sweet and all, but I found something more fulfilling. Even kind of cheesy. But I like it. Sure, you met some of my dietary needs, but they've just got it all. So farewell, oatmeal. So long, you strange soggy.

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[Shopify Announcer]

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[Snack Enthusiast]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Could you be more specific?

[Snack Enthusiast]

When it's cray venient.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Snack Enthusiast]

Like a freshly baked cookie made with real butter, available right down the street at a.m. p.m. Or a savory breakfast sandwich I can grab in just a second at a.m. pM.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'm seeing a pattern here.

[Snack Enthusiast]

Well, yeah, we're talking about what I.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Crave, which is anything from AM PM.

[Snack Enthusiast]

What more could you want?

[AMPM Advertiser]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Side note, at this point I remember how the first night I moved into my room downstairs, my dog actually came down there and slept with me on the bed for the first and only time of my life. I still wondered why he did that. But more things at this point were starting to add up. So only a couple of paragraphs later, Matt, I want you to. Because that's a bad face you've got on right now. And if you look at this like that somehow comes into the story.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yes. This is gonna be fascinating.

[Matt]

AI generated, bro.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, she's not saying this is what. You know what, man. Anyway, geez. The other thing that would occur nightly along with the scratching were footsteps. Footsteps? Oh, it's just mice. Huh?

[Matt]

No, the parents are upstairs doing stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Maybe the entire basement was carpeted. However, when it's quiet enough, you could hear footsteps in the carpet.

[Matt]

In the basement.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

In the carpet with her.

[Matt]

Now this is getting a little Sketchesaurus Rex. Now I'm intrigued.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Thankfully.

[Top Lobster]

God, does he say that all the time.

[Matt]

Let's go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'm a little concernicus.

[Top Lobster]

A little concern.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

A little concern.

[Top Lobster]

Doesn't he know. Doesn't he know that like, dinosaurs are fake?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, that's true. Dude, don't you know that?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, wait up. This is a good time.

[Matt]

They find the bones. Dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

They don't.

[Matt]

They don't find.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What? A baby? Mason, stay out of this.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

A baby?

[Matt]

What are you saying they don't find dinosaur bones?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'm saying you are a baby. That's not.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, but with no real reasoning.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You'Re saying no, yeah, I'm just saying that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

Now, if you're saying they didn't have scales, they had feathers, like, okay, I'm open to that, but not really.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Find the bones, guys. This guy's a dinosaur believer. Look at it. Look. Thank you, bigoted idiot.

[Top Lobster]

These are the bones of the nephilim. These are the giant bones. These are. As a matter of fact, they might even be dragon bones.

[Matt]

This story is harder to follow than the car Mason's driving. Can we just get back to the.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Story that was uncalled for and mean? All right, so. So my bedroom was in the very back corner of the basement. You had to travel the entire creaky staircase and through the basement and bathroom to get to my room. Weird, weird layout. All of which was kept pitch black at night when everyone was asleep. Not even night lights. Not even night lights.

[Top Lobster]

I almost brought a house that had a strange layout. We were so desperate in Brooklyn. It was a. Oh, you're gonna get.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Weird layouts in Brooklyn.

[Top Lobster]

It was called a railroad house, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I lived in one of those. It sucked. It's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

What a stupid.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You have to pass through every single room to get to any of it. It's a nightmare. Yeah, I really. I lived in one. It was.

[Top Lobster]

You had to, like, step into the tub, and then there was a door through the top to get through the bedroom.

[Matt]

Can we just stop effing around for a minute about these layouts and houses and stuff and just like. Is that one of the conspiracies? Is dinosaurs?

[Top Lobster]

One of them. It's the conspiracy.

[Matt]

Dinosaurs are not real.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You wonder why.

[Matt]

So, what, they just made up that they were, like, digging up bones and stuff?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

This is gonna blow me.

[Top Lobster]

I want to tell you something that. So I read a book to my son.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, My son. And it's always about what?

[Top Lobster]

It's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It's.

[Top Lobster]

Well, It's. It's a Dr. Seuss book, but it rhymes. And it's about dinosaurs. And it goes. Ah, man. Like the Alephosaurus. You can tell that she loved her. Her kid by her bones. You can tell that they love their kid by their bones. And then there was another one that he attacked his foe. And we knew that he attacked with his thumb.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

And you could tell.

[Top Lobster]

Excuse my French. How the fuck? How do we know?

[Mason]

Whoa.

[Top Lobster]

How do we know that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What?

[Matt]

I'm not saying we know that. I'm just saying.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, they're saying they know.

[Matt]

Certain people say giants don't exist. They find the bones, they find the giant.

[Mason]

But they just.

[Top Lobster]

But. But nobody's making up stuff about giants. They're like, oh, they're right.

[Matt]

Giant. So are we denying that they find actual dinosaur bones? If all the other stuff they make up about it is made up, that's fine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

But, like, Mason's trying to have side conversations.

[Matt]

Actually find dinosaur bones.

[Top Lobster]

No, they're not dinosaur bones.

[Matt]

Okay, Okay. I just didn't know that was one of the things.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Did you know that fake space is fake and gay?

[Top Lobster]

Just get a chair.

[Matt]

No, space is not fake, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Space isn't fake. Oh, this isn't fake. Leave that door open, too. So we get a cross breeze in here. Good God, man. Especially now you're in here breathing all our air and stuff, and it's. It's getting stifling. No, she's not allowed to talk at all.

[Matt]

She can listen.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

She can. She's allowed to listen. You've not been quiet, you've been chatting. So needless to say.

[Matt]

Have I. Am I moving or is the camera moving?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I just.

[Matt]

I'm not totally sure. I'm like, not in the shot, but. Do I just always move?

[Mason]

No, it's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, you're doing this thing where you're, like, melting into the seat.

[Matt]

We switched the chairs and getting lower and lower. Well, cuz the chair was like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What just happened? I just heard something click in. Yeah, you're going to let her mic. Oh, geez.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. I mean, if she's going to talk to me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right, there you go. This is. This is the worst. That. That's not safe. Okay. Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

No, this is a bad idea.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

There she goes. She's hitting the. Okay. All right, sorry. We're letting girls on this podcast now. This is a cool guys thing. Don't sit in front of my camera.

[Matt]

Yeah, microphone. And that's on purpose.

[Top Lobster]

I think I made a mistake.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, you did make a mistake.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You know what? So needless to say, if anyone came down here for anything, not only could you hear them coming down the stairs, but everyone would also need to turn on lights to walk that deep in. Okay, so in other words, if somebody's walking around and you can hear their footsteps on the carpet, they would be making a shit ton of noise coming down the stairs, which is reasonable, right? Matt, you can stop looking like that now.

[Matt]

And also, this is just my thinking face. I don't understand. You guys are like, oh, Matt doesn't believe it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You look really mad.

[Matt]

No, I'm just in deep thought.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's what you look like, Matt. That's literally you. At this point, I had full blown insomnia and sometimes would go days without sleeping.

[Matt]

I'd be like, this is still fourth grade.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Who knows? Actually, I have no idea. Are you trying to have her grab something?

[Top Lobster]

The microphones are right there next to her. But that's okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Don't worry about microphones.

[Top Lobster]

She works here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

She can't figure it out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Mason, if you look on the other side of the tv, there is several microphones. You were supposed to bring them with you and you didn't do that. Oh, God, she's gonna knock.

[Matt]

Everything okay? I'm gonna read the story now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, I'm reading the story. I want to read the story.

[Matt]

I want to quit interrupting. Okay, sorry for interrupting.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Please, no more interrupt.

[Matt]

Or believing in dinosaurs.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Even though I'd be laying in bed at night, awake, and I could hear footsteps in the carpet, starting from outside my bedroom door all the way to the foot of my bed where they would stop. But it's rats. Almost every night, after noticing the scratching sounds on the ceiling and trying to move away from them, the footsteps in the carpet sounds started to happen. So once she noticed the scratching and she was like, trying to get away from the ceiling scratching, then all of a sudden it was like, okay, now. Now I must do footsteps. You cool with that? Okay, good.

[Matt]

Yeah. Seems reasonable.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I didn't understand at the time. I was just a high school kid at this point.

[Matt]

Okay, now we got a little more.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's context. Give it some time. And the context comes. But I realize now that this entity noticed that I noticed and it wanted me to notice more. So. So it noticed her noticing it and was liked it. And I like it.

[Matt]

Okay, now I like where the stories.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Go and you're gonna notice me some more.

[Matt]

Getting weird. Yeah, this thing that's kind of in the unseen room, noticing that she knows about it. And it likes that she knows about it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What is your mouth open for, Mason? What's happening? Okay, she's scared.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, it's not working. But that's fine, right? No, it's fine. It's fine. Mason. The next event that happened was when my sister was actually one. Oh, sorry. Actually with me for once. We were in the basement again, messing around on the computer. Maybe we were playing a game, watching a video, something along those lines. When suddenly the computer is taking a shit. Like it got a virus.

[Top Lobster]

Easy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's what she said. That's what panda fly said. Just reading this was during the Limewire Day. Shout out the Limewire days. Good times. No. Nobody. All right, so we were just thinking that we got another virus, try to turn off the computer manually. And it took a long time to switch the computer off for some reason, which got both of us to look up at the screen. And in an instant, a demonic face took up the entire screen, edge to edge. And it was like an ancient Aztec Mayan little G God depiction.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, we have a picture of this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So this is just for reference.

[Matt]

That's not funny. That's not that funny.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

How is that funny? Ha, ha, ha.

[Matt]

We're in seventh grade.

[Top Lobster]

Some would say. Got him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That was. That was good. That was.

[Matt]

Whatever.

[Singer]

Oh, man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So that's.

[Matt]

I don't care. That was good, man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So.

[Top Lobster]

So get serious.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We have this image here on the screen of. Of. Of a, you know, an ancient Mayan bust. Not really a bust. A bust is really like a head. It's just a head.

[Top Lobster]

It's a totem.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It's a totem. I don't know. We're just using words we don't know the meaning of. But interesting that that would take up the entire screen of the computer while they're trying to shut it off. I don't know what you gotta. Hey. Got an explanation for that?

[Matt]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Mr. Skeptical Face.

[Top Lobster]

Ghetto rat.

[Matt]

Stop. I don't like that. I'm listening.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right, get that off the screen.

[Top Lobster]

I don't wanna look at anymore. Yeah, we'll take it off.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It was something similar to this, but completely black and gray. Large nostrils.

[Matt]

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. So she's in high school, the sister's with her. They go to F around with the computer, and then that face pops up.

[Top Lobster]

Mm.

[Matt]

That's what we're saying.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yes.

[Matt]

And this is after the rats have been.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

They're trying to. Man, you know how you would press a computer button to, like, manually shut it down on the tower? You press the button, you hold it, it turns the computer.

[Top Lobster]

There's like a little black personable.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah. Well, you know, it won't shut off. And they're like, why is this taking so long? And they look back up at the screen, and that's on it. Boom. Flashes and then it turns off.

[Matt]

Sketch. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Sketchesaurus rex. Yeah.

[Matt]

I'd be a little concerned to kiss myself.

[Top Lobster]

I simply can't anymore.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It was something similar to this, but completely black and gray. Large nostrils and eyes. The face looks so angry, and in a flash it was there and gone.

[Matt]

Some faces that look angry actually aren't angry, though.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's true. I think I said, I am gonna pull it up. Something to consider. Something to consider that not all the faces just perplex. Sometimes your face betrays your emotional state.

[Top Lobster]

And that's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's fair.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Okay, let's get. This is not a. This is not a good show.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, it's fine. We're doing great. Then the computer powered off in the next instant and the screen blacked out. My sister and I sat there in silence for a moment. We both couldn't believe what we saw and yet confirmed it instantly in each other's disbelief and terror. And it's just like what Top always comments on. Shout out to Top. We have this crazy shit happen to us and then don't do anything about it. Oh, yeah, it's just like. Because there's nothing to do about it, right? So, like, life just kind of moves on and then you just go, that was. Yeah, yeah. But you don't even talk about it.

[Matt]

Yeah, but isn't that everybody's life is like. As your life unfolds, whether it's like, crazy stuff like this or just crazy stuff at school or crazy stuff, whatever. You're just like, yeah, this is the reality that I live in. Like, this just is what it is.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Like this is messed up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You would just. You know what it is, though? It's like when people hear a fantastic story, they sort of imagine in their mind that you would be talking about it endlessly.

[Sarah]

Hey, this is Sarah. Look, I'm standing out front of a.m. p.m. Right now and, well, you're sweet and all, but I found something more fulfilling, even kind of cheesy. But I like it. Sure, you met some of my dietary needs, but they've just got it all. So farewell, oatmeal. So long, you strange soggy.

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[Mason]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Find last minute deals with the last.

[Top Lobster]

Minute filter on the app.

[Shopify Announcer]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You know, like you have a podcast and you Do a show about it or something like that. Now you gotta go to the bathroom. Unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

You know what? Hold on.

[Matt]

And you want to sit.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Can you squeeze?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no. Guys, it's all right. We're gonna take a quick break.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, pee pee break. Yeah, yeah. Do pee pee break. Do pee pee break. There's spray. Dude, somebody took a beefy dump in that bathroom before.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, we're just not gonna put music on.

[Top Lobster]

All right, I'm fine with that. I mean, I don't know what we're.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Guys, we'll be back soon.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe they'll just not come back. You want to do the show?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Should we just continue?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, let's continue. Is it better this way?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Feels like old times.

[Top Lobster]

It's nice.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It is nice. All right. If you sit over here, you could talk.

[Top Lobster]

We'll take an intermission. Guys, check out the toad for a minute.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, she said, can I talk while there's an intermission? Like, oh, we're just gonna. We're just gonna keep doing the thing. Don't do that. Don't go. Don't make it. Don't do that in that thing. Now we have to go because of you. Yeah.

[Shopify Announcer]

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[Mason]

You guys literally. You guys said that we're. You guys said that we're best friends today.

[Top Lobster]

I never believe we said that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Mason has coffee poops.

[Top Lobster]

All right, we'll be back.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We gotta go, cuz Mason has coffee poops.

[Top Lobster]

See you in a minute, guys. Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's what I.

[Top Lobster]

Stop playing.

[Singer]

It's all too real and the love you feels forgotten when another lays in the bed you made and your best days are forgotten Is he all you need? Do you look at him the same way you look at me? You look at me. Cause when you're saying that I'm the only one did you you mean that I'm the closest one around? Around? You know the talk is cheap It'll mean I think and you say you love me Cause you like the way it sounds it sounds now darling the past in earth but the future ain't got nothing to do with you.

[Top Lobster]

You.

[Singer]

Loving words I form the weekend on all the simple minded fools, fools Now I know so much better, babe Than to go around feeding snakes like you. Everybody wrestles with the demons.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

But who.

[Singer]

Know the devil I chose is an angel when she's sleeping Sweet Legion believes me the devil in heaven was still God's favorite divine irony. Cause when you say that I'm the only one did you you mean that I'm the closest one around? Around you know the talk is cheap and don't mean a thing D you say you love me cuz you like the way it sounds. Lover of mine is it a sign that I haven't slept in weeks? The sun it shines and it's so bright in my eyes but I still cannot see oh hot and look at the time you're still in my mind and it's half past time you leave Cause when you say that I'm the only one did you mean that I'm the closest one around around I'm you know the talk is cheap and don't mean a thing did you you say you love me cause you like the way it sounds it sounds now darling the past it hurts but the future ain't got nothing to do with you I'm you I'm your love in words I'm for the weekend on on the simple minded F.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

F.

[Singer]

Now I know so much better babe than a go round Phoenix snake slaying you.

[Sarah]

Hey, this is Sarah. Look I'm standing out front of a.m. p.m. Right now and well you're sweet and all but I found something more fulf even kind of cheesy but I like it. Sure you met some of my dietary needs but they've just got it all so farewell oatmeal so long you strange soggy.

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[Singer]

Hey June, don't make it bad.

[Matt]

Take.

[Singer]

A sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart then you can start up to make it better. Hey Jude don't be afraid you were made to go out again the minute you let her under your skin then you begin to make it better.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

And.

[Singer]

Anytime you feel the pain hatred refrain don't carry the world upon your shoulders for well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder. Na na na na na na na.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Na na.

[Singer]

Hey June, don't let me down you have found what I'll go and get Remember to let her remember into your heart Then you can start up to make it better.

[Top Lobster]

So let.

[Singer]

It out and let it in Hate you begin you're waiting for someone to perform with and don't you know that it's just you hate you do the movement you need is on your shoulders. Hey June, don't make it bad Make a sad song.

[Top Lobster]

All right, Mason, get Out of here. Guys, we're back. Mason's mic just doesn't work. That's fine.

[Matt]

I think it's probably better.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It's probably God's doing. He's like, hey, can we fix this?

[Matt]

Is there a camera looking at her?

[Mason]

Yeah, there is.

[Matt]

Put it on her. Let her do the thing that she.

[Top Lobster]

Does when she's like, I think it's my camera.

[Matt]

Oh, God.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Jeez.

[Top Lobster]

Man, this is just a disaster today.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What is that? What is that? Are you doing? Head, shoulders, knees and toes.

[Top Lobster]

She just kicked me in the leg.

[Matt]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

All right, then.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

Let's read the story. Okay, we're gonna read the story. Everybody be quiet.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right? And Top's gonna fix the lights because we've. We've got. Put it up to a vote. What the hell was I reading? So it's just like Top always likes to.

[Matt]

Blue.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Stop it. Nobody likes the blue. And you got to come to peace with that, and that's fine. So it's just like what Top always comments on. We have this crazy shit happen to us, and we don't do anything about it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We eventually told our parents because we thought the computer was broken, and they didn't even care anyways, so life moved on. And I spiraled into a heavy depression at this point of my life and was cutting. I didn't mean to laugh like that. And I was offering a blood sacrifice to this entity, perhaps making him stronger. That's fascinating.

[Matt]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So I laughed.

[Matt]

What. What happened?

[Top Lobster]

I have a history of this face. She thinks nothing of it. And this is how this stuff happens. She doesn't think anything of it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, she.

[Top Lobster]

She, like, brought it up like, that was weird. And my computer's.

[Matt]

It doesn't talk about. It moves on with her life. But what happened before the blood sacrifice? So what was it?

[Top Lobster]

Well, no, she. She went into a deep depression, starts spiraling, starts cutting, which is when. When they cut themselves. Okay, Mason.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

It's, like.

[Matt]

Popular in that generation, but it always wasn't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I think it was more popular in our generation.

[Matt]

Like, in Elijah's day, they were. They were cutting themselves.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's.

[Matt]

We already did that. We already did that. On Mount Carmel. The Prophets started cutting themselves.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[Matt]

So is that what she said? She said she started cutting herself, and I wasn't. I'm sorry about that panda fly. I should have been paying attention.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Jeez. Man.

[Top Lobster]

So she's doing, like. I guess now she's realizing that she was doing a blood sacrifice that she.

[Matt]

Didn'T even know she was taking part in.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's interesting, because if you watch, like, the Vedics and they do another one of these.

[Matt]

No, but what happens to people? They just are like, I just. I'm gonna need to cut myself.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, it was weird because it kind of got popularized by emo culture in a big way. I mean, that's. I don't know.

[Matt]

Oh, you were into emo culture?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No.

[Mason]

Someone said, my legs longer than you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Don't laugh at that.

[Matt]

Don't read the stuff Mason.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So. Geez. Unbelievable.

[Top Lobster]

Turn my camera. Turn my camera. Because it's facing only Mason. I don't like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Facing Mason.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, make it face me more. That's better. Yeah, that's good.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

I kind of like. I like having Mason there. But no mic.

[Matt]

It's actually perfect.

[Top Lobster]

Soothing. It's like a.

[Matt]

Do you want to hold the mic close to you, though? Like it so it feels like, you know, like when the little kids pretend like they're playing in the. In the arcade.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, you can pretend.

[Matt]

Yeah. No, have it closed.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I feel like.

[Matt]

That's a look. That's totally a vibe.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Can you make it not blue?

[Top Lobster]

This is the second time she's been on the show without a microphone. That works.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's brilliant. I could do that on my show, dude.

[Matt]

I would do it in a heartbeat.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just kidding. Just kidding.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Relax, bug. She's a road rager. There you go.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So where the heck was I? Eventually, one night, I'm in my bed again, feeling dread and despair, and I'm on high alert. I know what that is. You're in bed at night and you're feeling dread and despair. At this point, the footsteps and scratches have made my nights so unpleasant that I have to have music, movies, or a show playing to drown out the sounds. Every night and all night.

[Top Lobster]

Let me ask something. Is there something about these mouth things that I should know? Because I got the inclination to just continue to put them in.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah. It's not good.

[Matt]

So you do.

[Top Lobster]

I don't trust this guy anymore.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It's not given. He's given.

[Matt]

Top, like, lion's mane, mushrooms, alpha GPC, tyrosine, and 75 milligrams of caffeine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

He said a bunch of shit. Like, you know what it is? Tyrosine dog. You know, Tyrone Zine. Wait.

[Matt]

I'm really. As much as you guys are like, oh, Matt doesn't like the story. Matt doesn't believe the story. Now I'm, like, super intrigued.

[Top Lobster]

We'll get to it. This is how the show goes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

However, I still need silence to fall asleep. This particular night I'm trying because I've been going months with very little sleep. I don't hear the footsteps or scratches. This night it's so quiet that all my senses are on high alert again. So it's so quiet that now skepticism is kind of kicked in, I guess. And then my foot gets. Ah, shit. Yep. And then my foot gets pulled.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's a classic.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Classic Mason.

[Top Lobster]

Actually, Mason looks like somebody who suffers from this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Have you ever had spooky demonic things, Mason? You can. You know, actually.

[Mason]

Actually, I have a lot to say about this. I.

[Matt]

No, no, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

I mean quickly, though.

[Mason]

Well, I was just gonna say I do believe in ghosts, and I don't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Like demonic things based, Mason, but has anything spooky ever happened to you? I feel like I shouldn't have asked this.

[Mason]

No. But one time I was laying in bed and my. I was, like, trying to fall asleep, and my cat was also at the foot of my bed, and I forgot he was there, and I stuck my foot out from my covers and he, like, with his claws.

[Matt]

And I thought, that's not that spooky. Okay. That could have gone a lot worse.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It could have gone worse. Well, that's a nice, wholesome answer.

[Top Lobster]

No, I mean, she looks like the type of girl. She has, like, the type of vibe. Be like, yeah, man. Something pulled me off the bed, like, at some point, right?

[Matt]

No, I think.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, she's full of rage.

[Top Lobster]

You don't think so?

[Mason]

No, there's nothing demonic in my house.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Sick.

[Top Lobster]

Good for you. Crush it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So my foot gets pulled. I want to. Pulled so far. That's interesting. There's a typo there. I was pulled so far down my bed that my head left my pillow. And what do I do? Top? Nothing.

[Matt]

Now, somebody. I don't know who it is in the top, but they said, is this woman a Christian? So obviously you have to start thinking like, yeah, what is happening in this story?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I don't think anybody asked that.

[Matt]

Yeah, they did. If you go up a little bit. Okay, so.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay.

[Matt]

Right there.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Psalm. Psalm 40.

[Top Lobster]

Why give these people free. Free show?

[Matt]

No, so I'm saying, because this has.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Been a nonsense show.

[Matt]

What you're asking, what you're wondering is like, yeah, who is this happening to if it's not people who are born in the spirit?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Do you see what I'm saying?

[Matt]

It's like, what's. What's going on here? Like, what are these things plaguing the human race? Like coming after the human race.

[Mason]

And that's why my house is. Doesn't have anything demonic, because I don't believe I. There we go. Yeah, I don't mess with that.

[Top Lobster]

So.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, I mean, that's a fair assumption.

[Top Lobster]

She don't play that. I get it. But this girl plays that Panda. Panda Fly.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Panda Fly plays it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Or played that previously. We don't know what. What's up now with Panda Fly? This is like, you know, her teenage years or. And then before that she was just a kid.

[Matt]

Okay, so stop reading the comments.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Stop it, Mason. Don't read the comments.

[Top Lobster]

I don't hear the footsteps. Scratches this night.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, that's. You've gone back too far. So she says. And what do I do? Top nothing. I curled up fetal under the covers, open my laptop back up and spent the rest of my night trying to forget. Yes. Yes. Dude, I've literally done that myself. Yeah, I don't in this for days or weeks. What?

[Matt]

Like, when was last time that happened to you?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I told you the whole story with the demon and how after I had the first night encounter, I stayed on my phone till the sun came up. The second night encounter, I stayed on the phone to the sun came up. So, yeah, I mean.

[Matt]

And then the demon. You mean the naked.

[Top Lobster]

My bad.

[Matt]

Gray. The naked gray thing in the.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Wow. That looks so much better, dude. Wow.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy how much better.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That looks awesome. No, I never told you. It's basically the story of how I turned to Christ.

[Matt]

No, you tell me nothing, bro. Like, you basically leave me in the dark on so many stories.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Which is fine.

[Matt]

I get it. You're a very busy man. But secrets?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, that's not. That's not just. I'm not gonna tell you everything, so I don't.

[Matt]

But he says it like, yeah, you know the story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I know because I told the story so many times.

[Top Lobster]

Here's the thing. He's like. He's like, man, I want to know about you guys. And then we start telling me, and then he just.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Every time I tell him something, he makes the face, why am I gonna tell you anything?

[Top Lobster]

He didn't say hi to me for 15.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, you came in and he wouldn't speak to you. It's crazy.

[Matt]

No, when you guys come in and it's busy and you want to play playtime, I'm like, guys, not right now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

There's nobody here. Not right time. Hello?

[Matt]

He came in with Layla.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It was busy.

[Top Lobster]

Don't say my busy.

[Matt]

We had a lot going on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

But you Just say hello. And on your show, Top walked in, he said hi.

[Top Lobster]

So, hey. And he was just like. He looked at me like he did the face.

[Matt]

So I want my life back face.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Can you listen? Can you pay attention? Now, I don't mention this for days or weeks until I'm fighting with my parents again and eventually it bursts out of me. Now there's an interesting, you know, fighting with my parents. I'm living in the basement now to get away from my parents. We moved around a lot as a kid. I understand this person.

[Matt]

Yeah. Like, what are the parents doing? Like, that's the big thing. And like, who are these parents that have kids but don't want to, like, be super engaged in their kids life and ask them everything? Like potentially, like, hey, is there demons effing with you in the basement?

[Top Lobster]

Like kids that.

[Matt]

Yeah, you should ask your kids everything about their own, you know. I know, it's just a weird thing. Like, who are the parents? They're like, let's have kids, but let's not, like, be super tight with them.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Kevin, Stacy, Alberta, Miriam, who are these people? Well, you're asking, I'm telling you.

[Matt]

No, no, I'm very familiar with parents that act like that. I'm just saying, like, isn't that a strange thing? Isn't that the strangest thing? If you have parents that bring humans into the earth, they little humans didn't ask to come into the earth. The parents just brought them into the earth and then they're like, yeah, you're bothering me, or you're some kind of burden or I'm just kind of busy with my other stuff. Good luck with life. That's always just very strange.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, the Mormons believe that we did ask to be here.

[Matt]

Oh, get her a mic, get her a mic.

[Top Lobster]

I know I should. I gotta plug you in, man. All right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I like, he looked at his, like, just kidding.

[Matt]

Don't do it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

There's just nothing to do.

[Matt]

And why are we in like the bright light scene, bro? When it was like, this type of show needs, like, darkness and maybe like a kind of weird blue light.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So I'm fighting with my parents again and eventually it bursts out of me. I think I'm trying to explain things aren't okay and I'm not okay. They think I'm making this all up at this point and don't believe me at all. Now it's got me. I've become alienated from my family and friends due to the spiral. And everything just seems to be like, the worse. I keep Cutting. Keep considering self deletion for YouTube purposes. But you guys know the real word sucks? Yeah, dude, it sucks assholes.

[Matt]

High school age still we're talking about?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, I think so. Every day in the basement, I was becoming more lonely and more miserable. But when you're a teenager, you just don't see the big picture for what it is. After this, I graduate high school a semester early, I start technical college classes and I pick up as many hours at work as they could give.

[Matt]

There you go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

The rest of my free time I made a priority to be out of the house and with friends doing anything else until eventually I moved out with my eventual husband. Nice.

[Matt]

Okay, that makes you stronger. I respect that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

After I moved out, I lost a lot of contact with my family. I don't know what played out after I left. However, my family eventually moved from that house a couple of years later and they made it a point to tell me what happened when they were leaving the house. They said the basement instantly felt hostile and scary to be in. To the point they never packed anything from the basement and just moved out without those things. Damn. So when they move, they just left whatever the hell was in the basement. In the basement because of how it felt.

[Top Lobster]

Well, didn't you do that, David, when you left?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I think that wasn't because I think it's been.

[Top Lobster]

No, honestly, no, there is it. Sorry. So it's gonna get a little racist.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, it's not gonna get racist. Go ahead. What are you doing? Stop twisting that thing around, Mason.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, don't do that. When you left. What? A new Port Richie.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Port Richie. I wasn't enough to live in Newport. Richie.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you. He just left half of his stuff. I did in the apartment.

[Matt]

I was go. I was getting some of that story today and then he just ghosted.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, I didn't. I didn't tell you that.

[Matt]

You started to tell the story of being there family. You're doing your thing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, I didn't tell you about when I moved.

[Matt]

I know, that's what I'm saying. We were halfway in the middle of the story and then you just like ghosted because somebody like was gonna buy you a the last four years or.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Three years of my life. I wasn't halfway through. Well, tell me.

[Matt]

Nothing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, I did. I moved out of there and I made a couple of trips and I kept thinking like I can get it all in this trip. Even though I'm just packing the Elantra to u haul.

[Top Lobster]

I would have helped you too. You didn't call Me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, I'm not gonna call you to come all the way for an hour and 45 minutes away to come and help me move my crapola, so. And then I pretty much had, like, two car fulls of crap left, and I lived in a shitty area. And when I was going back and forth and packing the car, some. A young. It should be women telling us about their day. This is really what it is. So a young black kid.

[Matt]

He didn't say women. He said woman.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, he did say woman, to be honest.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna be honest with you. This is my chirp. I don't understand. I can't even hear the difference.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I. And apparently when instead of saying them, you say thumb.

[Top Lobster]

You guys make a lot of jokes.

[Matt]

I don't thought today it was like, that was.

[Top Lobster]

That's a bear. That's a fairly common word.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What Thought.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't cold.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Like, I. Like, I have a thought in my mind. Or like, can we let that.

[Matt]

Dude, the raven is. Is finally opening up. You know how he's normally, like, in the room, but I'm literally opening nothing but open. Let's let him talk a little.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'm an open going back and forth.

[Matt]

Okay, you're gonna get your stuff. And then ultimately you're like, you know what? I'm leaving it behind, man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, you make it sound like it's an altruistic, spiritual decision to leave the material behind for what's on the horizon.

[Matt]

It was just lazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, it was. I. I literally walked up as I'm packing my car to some young black kid. I just got my mic. Yeah, okay. One, two. Okay, he's back. So I walk up to finding some young black kid practically rummaging through my. In my car, looking to steal crap. And then he sees me and rides away. And then I'm like, dude, what the hell, man? So I'm trying to, like, pack my crap up, and then, like, I decide to kind of, like, hunker down behind my car before I go back to the house to get a second round of. And then I peek up, and I look through my back window, through my front window, and he's sneaking up to the front of my car. And then when I stand up, he sees me, and then he pedals away again, and I go, you know what, dude? I don't even give a shit. I'm so done with being in this area and dealing with these people. These people. That's where he said. It kind of gets crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I go, I'm done here. And I left A house full of shit. And I go, I don't even care anymore.

[Matt]

The what kind of stuff? It was just, like, old pots and pans and, like, underwear and who knows?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I don't know. I don't know anymore.

[Matt]

Was like, your stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, that's my shit, dude. Like. Like, you know. Yeah.

[Matt]

Air fryer.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, I will.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, I did. I left my air fryer, but I bought a new air fryer when I got here, so. Who gives a damn? It's all stuff. It could be replaced. I was like, just to grow.

[Matt]

If you need this stuff that bad, you can have it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, that wasn't my thinking. I was just done with that place. I lived in a shithole, and people were boxing in the parking lot. They were threatening to shoot people in the chest. They were beating up their spouses. And this is just like, all around the apartments. Like, all around my apartment. And I was like, I'm done, dude. You guys can have your hell. Live in hell. Enjoy it. I'm out of here. So, Yeah, I just left.

[Matt]

Damn, bro, it was super cool. Thanks for opening up a little bit, man. Well, you wanted a little bit better and. Means a lot to me, man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Hey, it works.

[Mason]

This is a safe space.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

How'd you do that? It was that one that was hanging there the whole time.

[Top Lobster]

Genius, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You are a genius, dude. Okay, so where are we at here? Boom, boom, boom. So we're fighting with our parents. They. They basically leave all the crap. They. Okay. They move, and anything that was in the basement, they just left. That's how bad the vibe was. The move came suddenly, so they had a lot of late nights going in and out of the garage in the house. So they use flashlights a lot. When they would try to use the flashlights, they would die. And the next day, they would come back with the flashlights lit. Oh, that's interesting. So you've got, like. You ever see these kind of, like, ghost hunter, poltergeist activity type of situations where for whatever reason, the electronics just mysteriously die?

[Matt]

Yeah, I watch that stuff all the time.

[Top Lobster]

No, you don't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That was. Damn. He just got you with. With the sarcasm. That was good, dude. That was a good level of doing that.

[Top Lobster]

It's like, sometimes I wonder what you even do.

[Matt]

Like.

[Top Lobster]

So I proposed to Matt. I was like, yo, Matt, let's do a Bible study on. On the story of David. So, like, whatever. First Samuel, Second Samuel. And then we could compare it to the House of David. The show just finished watching it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's an interesting reading.

[Matt]

That is not how you set up the question.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

He didn't even get there before you said.

[Matt]

That's a stupid thing to say because.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

There'S no such thing as the Book of David.

[Matt]

The show is so great. I said it's probably not biblically accurate because the Chosen is not. These people come in all the time. Which I've only ever seen, like, one episode of the Chosen. I just thought it was kind of corny. But then people come in and they're like, oh, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, no, that never happened. What are you like, oh, and the Chosen. Yeah, Nicodemus did this. I'm like, that's not a Bible story, though. That's in. That's just in the Chosen. So all I'm saying is this House of David, it's probably great. Who knows? But it's probably not biblically accurate. But if you want to do a thing where we look at the show and then look at the Bible and compare it, I think that's cool.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You're such a negative.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just saying. Well, I think it's good. It'll be good for views.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You know, it's all about the views. Because it's all about the cheddar.

[Matt]

What the views go up is about just getting the views up. Why don't we do, like, rad content, guys? Hit that, like, button. Watch it or not.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Give us the views.

[Top Lobster]

Because if they. So if people don't watch, then you can't do it because you have to pour brown water all the time.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, yeah. You do brown water. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Well, but first what he has to do is grind the. You grind it, then they. Then they flatten it, then they turn it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That.

[Top Lobster]

You know how you even have to turn it? I don't even know what that's for.

[Mason]

Damping.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And then they put it in something.

[Matt]

And it's a redistribution tool. So it's evenly set in the portafilter. Yeah. And you got to tamp it. Right. So you get a good. You can't crack your puck. You get. If you want good espresso, there's a way to do it.

[Top Lobster]

And then it drips out of both sides.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

And that's if you're gonna do it right, too.

[Top Lobster]

And then they mix it with stuff.

[Mason]

I know how to do it the proper way.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, whatever.

[Matt]

Who just said that?

[Mason]

I've never cracked.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We said what? I don't know what.

[Top Lobster]

Any of this.

[Matt]

Maybe I just heard stuff, too.

[Mason]

You're so funny. You're so funny. Matt.

[Top Lobster]

What? I'm saying is, is that if you want to get away from that life, then you got to do the things that I suggest.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So you want to read the Book of David?

[Top Lobster]

We need to do more of these sins.

[Matt]

What is going on right now? This is going off the rails. Let's get back to.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, I'm not gonna have one.

[Matt]

Get Mason one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I don't need Lion's mane. Alpha gpc. L theanine.

[Matt]

Okay, so we're all tyrosine in. The story is she's moved out of the house. She's got beef with the parents. But the parents are now having this funny little thing happening in the basement too. They're using flashlights.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

The flashlight and the flashlights. They would come back.

[Matt]

Supposedly a normal thing if you're into this kind of thing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's what I'm trying to say. And the next day they would come back and the flashlights would be on. So something would go wrong. The flashlights would turn off. Mysteriously. Couldn't get into work. Work. Next day they come back to get more of their crap. And the light. They'd just be sitting there with the lights on.

[Matt]

Makes sense.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

The last night they left, they were giving the house a final look and something swung all the blinds on the living room window as if someone came by and swiped their hand across them all. The next person the house was sold to committed self deletion within a few months of moving in.

[Matt]

What town is this in? Like, what's. I don't know if that matters country. Like, what is going on in this America freaking house, man?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I mean, you know, I will end on this happy story. It's a happy story. The one that's coming up. This happens around the same time all of this crap is happening at home.

[Matt]

They demo the house?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No. One night I was working at a graveyard shift at a hospital pharmacy.

[Matt]

Don't like where this is going.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It's a happy story. Usually I work during the mornings and made it ritual to go outside, get some fresh air for my breaks. I didn't think how stupid this idea was in the middle of the night in downtown Denver.

[Matt]

Now we're getting there.

[Top Lobster]

You know about the airport in Denver?

[Matt]

Sketchy stuff drawn there, right? Sketch artwork there. Sketches the artwork in the Denver.

[Top Lobster]

All kinds of stuff.

[Matt]

I mean, Denver, Colorado in general is like California light. It's just like Cali, but like a notch down.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I was surprised at how I. I went through Colorado in June. It's cold. It was cold in Colorado in June.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Altitude, dude. Really wild. All right, so that Anywho.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I mean, I'll show. Mason's not aware of.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Show Mason the. The demonic airport.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So this is some of the astounding artwork. This is it here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I like the pale horse.

[Matt]

So we're just saying that the entities in the unseen realm in the Denver area have, like, kind of a lockhole.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's a. That's a stronghold. Yeah, that's a.

[Matt]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I like that gargoyle in the briefcase. That thing kind of crushes.

[Matt]

So the house that she's at, the original second apartment with the plasma demons.

[Top Lobster]

Show her that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, that's.

[Matt]

That may or may not be in Denver, but maybe it's in, like, the suburbs. Then the second house has a basement. That's probably suburbs too.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Look at the. The horse with the storm behind it. What's wrong with Matt? Why is he looking at David like he doesn't trust me?

[Top Lobster]

This one here, this. This like UN soldier with the scimitar and the weapon.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

And there's like a dove at the tip of the scimitar.

[Top Lobster]

And it's very weird.

[Matt]

Rainbow coming off.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Blucifer. That's right. Whoop your baby mama's ho ass. It says Blue Seifer. That's actually what that horse is named. Either that or that's what people took to calling it, but pretty interesting. Okay, so we're on the happy story. Didn't think about how crazy it was to go out in the middle of night in downtown Denver as a teenage girl. However, I went outside as usual. It's probably somewhere after 3am Mm. And that's. That's actually what they say is. Mm. I'm sitting next to a planter, admiring flowers, when this huge ancient Egyptian looking scarab beetle comes flying up from the exact flowers I was looking at. That's wild. So you're looking at these flowers, admiring them, and all of a sudden, an ancient Egyptian scarab.

[Top Lobster]

The scarab beetle is actually where anti gravity technology comes from, supposedly.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No big deal.

[Top Lobster]

These guys are just normies. Did you know that that was the.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Original symbol for cancer too?

[Top Lobster]

Really? What kind of cancer?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I mean, like the astrological side. That's crazy.

[Matt]

That was a good question.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Colon. So the sight mesmerized me. I'd never seen a beetle like that. I was shocked to be seeing one in downtown Denver, of all places. The beetle flies up so it's eye level with me and starts talking in Spanish. No, it doesn't say that. And that's when I see it. A short distance behind this beetle is a man running full sprint towards Me.

[Matt]

Out of the flowers as well. No, little man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So it flies up.

[Matt]

The story is wild. Oh, man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Like, it flies up and she's like, looking at it, and then she realizes in the background behind it, there's a man.

[Matt]

There's a man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

To me, it's almost like it was warning her. Like, yo, dog, you about to get blept. So where did it go? It's so it flies up till it's eye level with her. And short distance behind this beetle is a man running full sprint towards me. I don't even have a moment to react. I blap, blast up to my feet, punch my badge to the door and fling myself in. I had to pull the door shut behind me because the man had grabbed the door and was trying to pull it open before it locked shut. I shut it just in time.

[Top Lobster]

These are crazy people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I love it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, she's awesome.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Shout out to Panda.

[Matt]

What was the job again?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Why was a hospital at night? Oh, a pharmacy. Hospital pharmacy.

[Mason]

Is this still the one?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, because she didn't get. No, this is the happy story. She looked.

[Top Lobster]

The look in the man's face was just pure hateful rage.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No big deal.

[Mason]

That moment, I would have peed my pants.

[Top Lobster]

I found God. Jehovah saved me from what I can only imagine. One of my greatest fears, I guess. Well, yeah, that's a legit fear. They say God only knows things to happen to you. The only allows things to happen to you that he knows you can handle. True.

[Matt]

That's in the Corinthian letter.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. This is one thing I cannot. And he saved me from it. Not long after this event, when I is when I left that house too. Thank you so much for your time, fellas. I actually got more to share from my recent life. However, it's long winded and incredibly schizophrenic. So another time. Love, Panda.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

She's just like dangling that. Incredibly schizophrenic.

[Top Lobster]

They do it, but this is what they do every time they go. I actually had more to say, but I'm gonna see how you like that and then maybe I'll submit again.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What I really like is how many schizophrenics have more schizophrenic stories? Like, that's always awesome. It's like you write in, you tell us this insane thing, and you're like, by the way, I'm more crazy than.

[Matt]

What I've let on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Here, we got a really short one, Matt, if you want to read this.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, this one here? Is this the One Zanja.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, actually, this is Chuck.

[Top Lobster]

Can I read Zanja? I emailed you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Hold on, wait. We have Choana's a crazy one, but all right. If we want to read Zendaya, we.

[Top Lobster]

Could do that, Chuck. And wait for a second. All right, this one here. And then. And we'll just power through it.

[Matt]

You want me to read one?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you can read, Chuck.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay, go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

Read this email I sent you. Read the title.

[Matt]

I don't have one from you.

[Top Lobster]

Come on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, let him read.

[Matt]

You just sent it.

[Top Lobster]

I just sent it.

[Matt]

Am I the female version of Toad?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

How could you not?

[Top Lobster]

I think I'm getting sick from these.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, we read am I the female version of Toad already.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Did you hear what I said? We already read am I the female version of Toad?

[Top Lobster]

When do we read that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'm the last one.

[Top Lobster]

Poison.

[Matt]

Good day, topping the Raven, as Matt from the coffee shop would say. Have you noticed how he puts duh in front of any word he likes, all willy nilly?

[Top Lobster]

Wait up. Are you sure we read this?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I remember this lady.

[Matt]

Yeah, I don't. I wasn't around. Yeah, well, greetings from Cape Town, South Africa. No, I'm not black. No, I don't have any wild animals as pets. Yes, I am a Christian who listens to this Christian show.

[Top Lobster]

Why did you?

[Matt]

It just seems suspect if somebody's Christian and they're listening to Nephilim Death Squad.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Is it a Christian show?

[Matt]

And yes, I have been baptized. That's inappropriate. Make a joke about. I have been baptized as an adult. So excited for you, Raven.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Nice. White man says this is a Christian podcast.

[Matt]

English is my second language, of course, so please excuse any grammatical mistakes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I remember this.

[Matt]

I am one of the 44 people, according to Charlize Theron, who still speak Afrikaans.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's a South African dialect. Yeah, she's from South Africa. I remember that, too.

[Top Lobster]

When the hell did we read this?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I have no idea.

[Top Lobster]

Mason, do you remember this?

[Matt]

No, she doesn't watch the show. She's in the middle of road rage most of the time.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Maybe I might have just read it to myself, because am I the female Toad Is. Fascinating way to open an email.

[Matt]

I'm writing to you because after listening to your show with Toad, I couldn't help but notice how many things we have in common.

[Top Lobster]

Nice.

[Matt]

I went and re listened to the show.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, she had bones broken as a child. Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

We've never read this, so I'm sorry.

[Matt]

The Raven may have read it and just not with us. Or maybe he did it on his show.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, I don't think so.

[Matt]

He probably did it on his show because he comes in here and does sneaky stuff on the show, bro. Like when I come in to like, do something nice like bring him a drink that somebody got him, he's usually in the middle of something. Sneaky, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

He. You know what he does? You know what's sneaky? Bringing me sugary caffeinated drinks on an empty stomach. Holy crapola.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dude. He's super.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What was that noise? Your bones cracking?

[Mason]

No, I yawned in my head.

[Matt]

Mason, you wanted to sit in on this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah.

[Mason]

She's like, I've been up since 6am I'm tired.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Maybe you want to be free to go and do whatever.

[Mason]

I'm a great reader.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think she should.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That was weird.

[Matt]

We are both.

[Mason]

No, I am a great reader.

[Matt]

I am an accountant and own my own firm. I operate with a business partner and plan to send a lot of money to ndf.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. When.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's not true. I remember this email. She never said that.

[Matt]

Fine. She didn't say that part. I have mild anxiety.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt]

But not nearly as much as he has. What's the age? Like, this is always the thing, dude. Because, like, there's a certain amount of anxiety and depression in the human experience. And some of the younger generation is like, oh, I have anxiety and depression. It's like, okay, but let's like, let's get this in context though. If somebody told you there's no anxiety and depression, the human experience, then you're wrong and you're.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's a silly goose thing. Right?

[Shopify Announcer]

Right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I have. I have depression. Well, why? It's like, well, you know, my dad died and my dog is sick and the bills are really piling up and it's like, okay. So, yeah, like life is hard and it's crushing you. Okay.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah. Right. That's a lot of. That is part of the human experience. But it is trippy and crazy how this younger generation. Everybody's anxiety.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You never. Everybody's self diagnosing. Let's be clear on that.

[Matt]

They have anxiety.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Everybody's like, I have bipolar disorder.

[Matt]

I'm not saying they don't because I.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Think I'm a lesbian. Which, like, you're just self diagnosed because.

[Matt]

I think if you play on the phone all day, it's like, yeah, no kidding. Your anxiety. Like you're comparing your life.

[Mason]

You're doom.

[Matt]

Scroll to somebody else's. Like what they show on the page.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like they do the shape, hands at the sunset. And they don't know that, like, and they're like, oh, we're so in love. And they don't understand that. Like, those two just got in a fight and she threw the remote control Adam and said, f you, I should have married Bobby Johnson. You know? And, like, he called her the B word.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Bobby Johnson.

[Matt]

And all this stuff is going on, but that's never posted. And they're saying, like, how come I'm not. Like, how come my life doesn't look like that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, yeah, but it's not real.

[Top Lobster]

But. No, but this is not how Toad operates. Toad, his life is legitimately miserable.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. You talking to that guy, you can tell something's, you know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, he's built backwards.

[Top Lobster]

He's built backwards. His spine, spina bifida.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

He's got one of the many.

[Matt]

What about this young lady? Oh, here we go. Down here. She turned 40 this year.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Because Toad is a 40 year old virgin.

[Top Lobster]

She's still a virgin.

[Matt]

Chick is, too. Hold on. All right, hold on. Let me just keep.

[Top Lobster]

Wait.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Remember the guy singing before? No, I know who Toad is, so wait up.

[Top Lobster]

No, you. You skipped a lot. I have mild anxiety, but not for. Not nearly.

[Matt]

That's where I stopped. That's just where I stopped.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but then you skipped a version.

[Matt]

I know, because we. Because that topic got brought up. I was like, I wonder how old she is if she's saying anxiety. Because a lot of people, the younger people. You will never, ever meet somebody like me, Mason's age. That doesn't say they have anxiety.

[Top Lobster]

Well, Mason has a lot of anxiety right now. She's stressing me out, which I was.

[Matt]

Anxiety at that, but I didn't have a name for it. It was just, like, uneasy. You're trying to find your way. Okay, I am a round earther for now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right?

[Matt]

I am good at recognizing patterns. Hopefully.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

She's very good at pattern recognition.

[Matt]

I can give you random facts at any random time.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Toad also can do that. Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah. When I was 10 years old, I broke a small bone in my left wrist and also got a lower arm cast.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

This kind of sounds weird, like, you.

[Top Lobster]

Know a guy named Carmine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It. Carmine, do it.

[Matt]

Because it was the 31st of December and we were visiting family, My parents also didn't think it necessary to take me to the er. We went two days later, and by then my arm was so swollen. When it healed, I could take off the cast to swim and then put it back on when I was done. Oh, my blood type is A positive. There you go, Nancy. I am single. Thanks for asking.

[Top Lobster]

Nice.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Toad's got a. We should have her send pictures to Toad.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we do that. I don't know if she's asking to be hooked up with him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I think she's love on the spectrum.

[Mason]

Who?

[Top Lobster]

This lady here. Well, whatever. Continue reading.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's what we're reading.

[Top Lobster]

So, I am single.

[Matt]

She says, I am single. I'm still a virgin. I turned 40 this year. Could you please ask Matt to pray for me?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I don't think that's what she said at all. I read this.

[Top Lobster]

No, she said to send me some help or at least pray.

[Matt]

What does that mean? Send me some help? Like, send somebody to the Toad Can Help South Africa?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, I don't think that's smart. There's, like, murder. A lot of murder going on there.

[Matt]

We'll pray for her, though.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Why are you watching this show from South Africa?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I do notice, like, some of our. All over me.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Say South Africa.

[Matt]

Love the show.

[Mason]

Why not?

[Matt]

I also graduated in 2003. I'm also allergic to penicillin. I wear glasses. I had braces in high school. This is like Mason.

[Mason]

No, I was gonna say this sound. No, this sounds exactly like my sister. Dead ass.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Dead ass be.

[Mason]

My sister's allergic to penicillin. Wait, what else?

[Matt]

Glasses, Nerdy.

[Mason]

She had braces.

[Top Lobster]

Is she from South Africa?

[Mason]

No, but, hey, we did a 23andMe DNA test, and she's 1% African American. So close.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'm 10.

[Top Lobster]

Disgusting.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I am. Yeah. My grandma. Look. Keep going. I'll show you.

[Matt]

My grandma, father, and mother served in the military. My mom also broke part of her back. I was diagnosed with depression and later on with autism and adhd. You can't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Sick.

[Matt]

You can't get diagnosed with adhd.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I was diagnosed with adhd.

[Mason]

I was diagnosed with adhd.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, dude, they did the most hair test. You're correct. You're 100% correct.

[Matt]

They did the most thing dude thing ever.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

And then they gave me Adderall.

[Matt]

Yeah, you're just looking. So you're one of the people that can do ten things at once instead of one thing at once.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I can't do.

[Matt]

Oh, that's a problem. I can't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I could. I can fail 10.

[Matt]

Yeah, no, that's not a thing. ADHD is, like, a blessing. It's not. It's not like. Oh, we need to correct this.

[Top Lobster]

Matt, would you. Would you agree with this? They said Mason Z. Toad might be one of the two witnesses.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Could be.

[Matt]

No I'm still looking at the name Mason's Yawn. How quick do they come up, bro?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

These people are.

[Mason]

Hey, wait, you spelled my name right?

[Matt]

They come up with a name.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's a silly way to spell a name, though. You ever get mad at your parents?

[Mason]

No.

[Matt]

Like, when did they start? ADD is like, a thing. It's like, oh, this child can't sit still for eight hours in a classroom to listen to some boring ass teacher about some boring ass topics. There must be something wrong with them.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Do you want to know how they diagnose me?

[Matt]

No. The kids who can no sit still that whole time, we should be asking, like, hey, what's going on? Like, why are you so easily.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You know what they say?

[Matt]

Programmable.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'm depressed. I have anxiety. That's what they say.

[Mason]

Well, now, adhd, ADD is the same. It's considered the same thing. It's like, it's.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's all wild, bro. You got to have some people that can do ten things at once. And I'm glad for the people that do one thing at once. It's all good. It's just this idea, like, oh, no, this is what's normal. And everybody should be this. And then in our system, it's like, yeah, you go to the school system and sit in the still for so long. Especially if. If you live in a place where it's, like, nice outside. Like, I grew up in California, and it's, like, sunny outside all the time. Like, who is saying, I will just sit in a classroom all day?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's my grandma.

[Matt]

As soon as I don't have to be in school, I'm not going to be in school.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

She's really black, all right. You can tell by her.

[Top Lobster]

I also wait up. I haven't done an official IQ test, but people think I'm smart, so let's go with that. She's probably, like, 150s.

[Matt]

How are you just guessing that? Because the way you guess IQ is kind of rude and inappropriate.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Want to see my grandma?

[Mason]

Mason?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I forget what the topic was, but you were like, Matt, Matt, I'm one. I'm 130 IQ. Or maybe the high 120s. You're probably, like, high 80s, maybe low 90s. He's very.

[Mason]

That doesn't make. I feel like that would make you older than you are if she's your grandma.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, she's like my great grandma. Whatever. I don't count greats.

[Mason]

Oh, okay. I was like, that's your.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's just Grandma.

[Mason]

I was like, that's your mom or dad.

[Top Lobster]

I also have a younger sister who doesn't look anything like me, who's married and who lives close to my parents house.

[Matt]

How is that possible?

[Top Lobster]

I have.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Because she's.

[Top Lobster]

She's adopted. I have lost a lot. Like an embarrassing amount of weight. I haven't reached my goal yet, but I'm working on it. Oh, she's a thick girl.

[Matt]

Right on, girl. No losing weight. That's awesome.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Look at my grandma. She looks like a criminal.

[Mason]

I liked when it was just her.

[Matt]

Funny when you guys are like conspiracy theory about some stuff but not others. Like, how do we know that's really his grandma? He said he like, trusted some because.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

There'S a star next. No, I trusted my like, family who sent me a picture of her.

[Top Lobster]

Show him the Jewish star.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, there is a Jewish star up there. Apparent? I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

No, I have messianic, but that's a choice. Her slave owners were so.

[Matt]

Stop. Dude, they. She's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, she was asleep.

[Matt]

Jewish.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

She was 100 asleep? Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

She's not Jewish. Look at her.

[Matt]

I don't know. I don't trust him.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on, let me get this camera.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Look at this.

[Mason]

All right, that is not.

[Matt]

Wait, guys.

[Mason]

Grandma, do you see how she looks?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I mean, come on.

[Matt]

Mason's not gonna help my grandma.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[Mason]

Wait, who said that?

[Matt]

Good job losing the weight, girl. Like, that's. I respect that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Hell yeah.

[Top Lobster]

She lost weight.

[Matt]

I also have suburban feet.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, what does that mean?

[Matt]

Well, let's keep reading. Although I will take off my shoes and touch grass. It probably just means that, like, people who don't do grounding, like, they're not barefoot and they're not like, out in nature. Shout out Joel Thomas from Free the Rabbits podcast is. Are they cool?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Wait, they said that?

[Matt]

Oh, I listen to way too many podcasts. Big fan of Tony M. And Sam T. As well.

[Top Lobster]

Tony Merkel and Sam Tripoli.

[Matt]

You guys like those guys?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Sweet. Sammy T. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Looking at all the similarities, I couldn't help but ask myself, am I the female toad? Your show is entertaining. Please don't ever stop. You make me laugh out loud and by now you feel like family. That's so nice.

[Matt]

That is cool, man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah. Somebody said grandma's face looks like Matt's face. I'll have. No, that's not what I was pointing at.

[Top Lobster]

Reply to any questions you have. I got some questions for you and an open invitation to come visit. No, no, they're killing white people over there. So.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, don't do. I'm not Going there. I'm. Tanks.

[Top Lobster]

Way too light.

[Matt]

Zonia. We will accept the South African Krugerrands, though, as payment. If you ever want to send over, like, some silver, gold.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Words.

[Matt]

No, South African Krugerrands are, like, a thing, bro. What are you laughing about?

[Sarah]

It's just stupid.

[Top Lobster]

You've got to stop with the grandma. It's disgusting.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I don't know. It's kind of great how well it shows up on camera or being so.

[Mason]

Mean to his grandma.

[Matt]

Okay, can we get Mason engaged in the next one? Do we have another one or. We're done. Are we wrapping up? We have one more.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Are we out of here?

[Top Lobster]

But we haven't even answered if she's a female toad. I suppose so.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I suppose so.

[Top Lobster]

But there's only really one toad, so.

[Matt]

No, no, I think that's cool. There's that many similarities. Like, do we try to connect them? I mean, isn't this a cry for help? Isn't this, like, hey, can you guys connect me with the Toad?

[Top Lobster]

My.

[Mason]

I feel like that's what she's.

[Matt]

That's clearly.

[Mason]

I feel like she's low key asking for that. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

My wife said that she just met somebody that.

[Matt]

Put the picture down.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Can you show my grandmother some respect?

[Top Lobster]

Can I tell the story, please? She just met somebody that is like, Toad. Because every now everyone's. Oh, I have a quirky friend that's just like, Toad. And. And she goes. She's describing this person to me. She's like, well, she has, like, a really crippling fear of, like, cold sandwiches. She could smell when you're on your menstrual cycle. Things like. Yeah, yeah. And I was like. I was like, Toad would hate her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Just because, like, someone's quirky doesn't mean.

[Mason]

She can smell when someone's on their cycle.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's what. That's disgusting.

[Mason]

That's disgusting.

[Top Lobster]

This is just. I'm just reporting the news. But I was like, yeah, no, Toad wouldn't like her. You don't understand Toad. Toad is an enigma. So, like. Like, you would think, oh, these two are, like, the same, but. And they do find they wouldn't do good together. I don't think.

[Matt]

I think they would. I think Zhonya and Toad would totally be a thing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Zhonya and Toad is a. A is a power couple name.

[Mason]

No, you have to. No, Matt's the ultimate matchmaker. Matt's a math matchmaker.

[Matt]

What happened with you?

[Mason]

What? What do you mean?

[Matt]

I didn't connect it. I didn't.

[Mason]

Okay, that's. Yeah, he didn't connect that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Can we put my grandma's face on a shirt?

[Mason]

Touchy subject.

[Top Lobster]

No, look, my grandma said.

[Matt]

Grandma, what is the touchy subject?

[Mason]

No, there's no.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

We have another email to get.

[Mason]

I'm not talking about this on here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay, this one is. Is. Is. Is Chuck, you want. You. You want to read it?

[Matt]

Chalk?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Matt]

I love Chuck.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Chuck's the man.

[Top Lobster]

Where is that at? I don't see his.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Too bad, dude.

[Top Lobster]

All right, fine. We'll just listen, I guess.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Have another one of these.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Stop giving him these drugs, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I'm already going blind in one eye.

[Mason]

Are you actually?

[Top Lobster]

Probably.

[Mason]

My grandma's a retired optician.

[Sarah]

She can look at that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, this is my grandma.

[Top Lobster]

I'll suffer through it.

[Mason]

Okay, I shouldn't have said that.

[Matt]

You can't do it with the hand on this one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, oh. So check it out. Check this out. Hey, relax. Just relax. Stop.

[Shopify Announcer]

Stop touching.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, my God. That was.

[Matt]

No, it's not touch screen. Who's the 80 here?

[Mason]

Like you're 80?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, Matt, it's a MacBook laptop.

[Mason]

It's an Apple product. How do you know how to use an Apple product?

[Matt]

It has the same one long story.

[Top Lobster]

It's got the same exact one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

One.

[Mason]

Oh.

[Matt]

Long term. Long time down syndrome. First time chronicler.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Haha.

[Matt]

I die from Guam when I was about 7 or 8. I was staying at my grandparents, so you can't go like this to make the dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, you can't. Yeah, you can if you do it on here.

[Matt]

Okay, There we go. Okay, it's not working.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Dude, just read the story.

[Mason]

We're here for you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Are your eyes that bad?

[Matt]

Dude, look how far. I can't read it from that distance. When I was 7 or 8, I was staying at my grandparents. I'm the oldest of three siblings. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this. When that picture's up, take that picture. I'm the oldest of three siblings, and for overnight visits, the grandparents preferred one at a time. Seems reasonable.

[Top Lobster]

What's that mean? To watch or to sleep?

[Matt]

No, no, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. Chuckled in today. Yeah, I heard him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Chuck left a voice memo.

[Matt]

Chuck calls it for your show.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, dude, he has been like, creepy. Very creepy.

[Matt]

What? The dude's rad, bro. He's like a brilliant engineer. He's got a soothing voice, runs like thousands of employees. Just. That's very intriguing, dude. Been all over the planet, preached the gospel in a bunch of places. Chuck is a rad, rad dude, dog.

[Top Lobster]

I was creeped out.

[Matt]

Wait, why? What's wrong with you?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[Matt]

You didn't get.

[Top Lobster]

You didn't. I like Chuck too. But you didn't get creep vibes from.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I know what the creep vibes are.

[Top Lobster]

I'll tell you, because it always sounds.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Like he just woke up.

[Matt]

Yeah, he's in a different time zone.

[Top Lobster]

You can leave them voice message whenever.

[Matt]

No, that's true. He's one of these guys that works and sleeps and works and sleeps, bro.

[Top Lobster]

He's like, oh, guys.

[Matt]

So he's like, getting off work and then it's sleep time or he's just waking up on the way to work.

[Top Lobster]

Like.

[Matt]

You guys don't understand what it's like because you guys just live in a world. A lot of playtime. You hold up pictures of your. I made this world of play to do it. Like, you're just trying to show how my grandma.

[Mason]

They invited you into this world of playtime.

[Matt]

I know, but I'm part time. This is their full time.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Thank you, Mason. We will take you out of this.

[Top Lobster]

Can you play with us, Matt?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

This is it. That's a guy that never wants to have playtime.

[Mason]

Play with us, Matt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That was a weird old working no fun.

[Matt]

The house is old and my grandparents slept on first floor, as did my aunt, who is 10 years old.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on a second. We're not done talking about Chuck.

[Mason]

As is my aunt, who is old.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

He's reading his email.

[Top Lobster]

We like Chuck. We like him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, I like Chuck. That's a really nice voicemail. And I was like, dude, this guy's been a supporter. Like, I think his. His pipeline. His pipeline was Tommy G. Who I don't know. To Josie to tower game.

[Mason]

You know, Josie is Josie McDonald. I love her. She's so sweet.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

She's great. Who's Josie McDonald?

[Mason]

She's the sweetest girl ever.

[Matt]

Why is somebody named Resting Mad face? Can I just read the thing? I just want to read.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

But how cool is that? Tommy to Josie. Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry. I remember Top. It's Tommy G. Did you get paid.

[Top Lobster]

To hold the pictures of yourself?

[Matt]

You guys live in a play world, dude, that's it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I literally.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, we'll just go on the.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Radio and say, you know how proud this woman was. This is literally a slave. She was a slave.

[Matt]

What is going on? He's in another zone right now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Dude, you think that's a lie?

[Matt]

No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying you're very deep you're saying, like, the very most deep, meaningful things today where you're just like, don't patronize me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

She was a bad lady. I think. Think.

[Matt]

And you're, like, going, this is her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Her, like, arrest. I thought it was her. Her sale.

[Top Lobster]

That's her arrest.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's her arrest record. She was arrested. No, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

The story.

[Mason]

Arrested.

[Top Lobster]

The story.

[Matt]

Look at her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Of course she was arrested.

[Top Lobster]

David got this picture. It had a little Jewish star. And she goes. He goes, my. My.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

My grandma said.

[Top Lobster]

My grandmother was a slave and her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Owners were Jewish, because that's.

[Top Lobster]

How crazy is that? And then somebody looked it up and they go, no, this is. Turns out to be her arrest record. And then, like, here's what she's done.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

And you know what I've not done? Redacted it. I don't. I still say it. I go, she was trafficked by the Jews, so this wasn't about the woman at all. What was I gonna say?

[Mason]

Chuck.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Chuck. The Pipeline. Tommy G to Union of the Unwanted. Union of the unwanted. To Sam Tripoli. Sam Tripoli. To Josie. Josie. To Tower Gang. Tower Gang. To Nephilim Death Squad. That is Guaman. Chuck's playing.

[Top Lobster]

Can I just say something real quick?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You could say, I feel kind of bad.

[Top Lobster]

I was laughing. I was laughing, and I went over and I went like this. Just like a light tap. And I feel like I crunched some bones in your arm.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Why did you just give him knuckles back?

[Matt]

Very little.

[Top Lobster]

It was just like I just did. I mean, literally, like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Stop it, Mason. You're doing uncomfortable body language.

[Top Lobster]

No, she looks hurt now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, she's doing uncomfortable body language.

[Mason]

That's if I was uncomfortable. I scratched my neck like this, and I'm uncomfortable. You ask Matt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I do, but this is self soothing is closed.

[Top Lobster]

We're back to Chuck. Go to Chuck.

[Matt]

Okay, here we go.

[Mason]

It's fine. I'll just have a black bruise.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Don't say black. Can you not say black?

[Matt]

Right now? Is when Mason doesn't like customers. Like, it's the most random thing. Like, she'll just start struggling and be confused with the customer.

[Mason]

I just can't. And I'm never like, what?

[Matt]

Hey, hey. What's the.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What's the problem?

[Matt]

They just ordered a large hot mocha. Like, what's the issue?

[Mason]

No, it's the weirdest.

[Matt]

I don't know. I don't know. And then she's, like, real, like, flustery. Like, I don't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I don't know.

[Matt]

Can you just take the order? I'm like, it's a large hot mocha. We already have the order. Okay, okay, can you just like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's not true. Hold on. Wait. Big announcement here goes on watching says Tripoli dropped your name on Rogan one time.

[Top Lobster]

Whose name?

[Matt]

They're just trying to. What's that called? Where they.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, Tripoli was on Rogan's recently.

[Matt]

I know, but when people try to gaslight you, they just say that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, no, the reason I said that is because that's not the first time I've heard that.

[Matt]

So why don't you pull it up where it got set on Rogan?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Because that would require me watching the whole episode.

[Top Lobster]

Joe.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Joe Rogan.

[Matt]

So, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So anyway, back to Mason.

[Matt]

So, like, customers will get her flustered. And then you look at her, you're like. You're like, oh, damn, Mason, you good? And then her whole neck is just completely blocked out. She's just been, like, scratching.

[Mason]

It's the weirdest. And I've never. I've. It's like. No. Hate towards you guys and your business, but I've never had. I've never had that happen anywhere else but here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What's that?

[Mason]

I don't know. Why?

[Matt]

No, there's a zero percent hung up on.

[Mason]

No, I get, like, Sportsman.

[Matt]

You Definitely. You tell me tons of stories where you got hung up on customers of Sportsman.

[Top Lobster]

Well.

[Mason]

Well, yeah, but I could.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Could.

[Mason]

I could argue back, and I could.

[Matt]

Talk back to them, but here you don't. No, say stuff bad.

[Mason]

Sometimes I do.

[Matt]

No say stuff bad.

[Mason]

Oh, I thought it was about customer service.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Can you read Chuck's stuff?

[Top Lobster]

I know. Now we're talking about, like. Like how Mason can't figure out an order.

[Matt]

She gets confused because she's bright. She's actually. I know people don't. Like because the way she acts, the way she looks and stuff, but she's actually very bright. And so all of a sudden, when she's getting confused, you're like, what's. What's going on over there?

[Top Lobster]

What's wrong?

[Mason]

It almost.

[Matt]

And it's always a personality thing that she's conflicting with.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, what kind of person? Well, yeah.

[Matt]

What are they?

[Mason]

I'll tell you. Well, first off, I don't. Like when I'm at the counter and someone, like, approaches, and I'm like, hi, how are you? And they're just. I want. Give me this, this, and this. That's rude.

[Matt]

That's how people talk, though. They're here together.

[Mason]

Like, I don't need you to be like, oh, how are. I'm good. How are you? Right Back. But just.

[Matt]

They don't do that. You shouldn't expect other people to advise you.

[Mason]

But here's the thing. But then if they try to talk to me too much. No, I don't like that either. So it's got to be the perfect.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Mason's brittle bone says, don't get into a car accident.

[Top Lobster]

Let me tell you, I just. I literally just like this. And it was like, you gotta understand, she's very little.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

People look at.

[Matt]

Look.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Somebody just spelled Mason.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, just a. I said, isn't that so funny? Like an acknowledgment.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

And she's like, mason, you got a little baby arm. You got an arm like a baby.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I mean, back to Chuck.

[Matt]

I slept in a two bedroom room upstairs. That doesn't make sense. A two bedroom room?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah. They slept in two. They're fat.

[Matt]

I slept in a two bedroom room upstairs. Somehow I feel like this floor.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's what it says.

[Matt]

Why can't we have this?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Don't make fun of Chuck.

[Matt]

I love Chuck a lot more than you guys do. Can you just put the grandma down, Dude?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I like. I like trying to put it over.

[Mason]

Your face so it kind of looks the.

[Matt]

The rest of the rest of the show, just his grandma.

[Mason]

This is their show.

[Matt]

It's like a mean mug, dude. She's like mean mugging all the people too.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, dude, she was so mean looking. Apparently she had a fat ass. That's what my family told me. They said that you could put stuff on her butt. They used to say that the kids sat on her butt while she walked around.

[Matt]

What is being said right now?

[Top Lobster]

He's never gonna come on this show again.

[Mason]

I wouldn't say that.

[Matt]

If that's your grandma, it doesn't matter. This is inappropriate.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Appropriate. Bro.

[Mason]

I wouldn't say that about your grandma.

[Matt]

I'm not doing this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay.

[Matt]

Chuck slept in a two bedroom room upstairs. Somehow I feel like this floor was higher than just one floor.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe there was two beds in the room.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I think that's probably what he meant.

[Matt]

Somehow I feel like this floor was higher than just one floor. More. That's an intriguing statement. You know what I'm saying? It goes up the stairs, but then it's like, wait, I feel like I'm up a little higher than just on the second story here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Huh?

[Matt]

This is maybe because there were many steps to get there. And of course, I was much smaller than now. Now I was asleep or actually dozing off. My right arm was hanging off the mattress. I felt a hand slightly colder than Mine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh.

[Matt]

For sure. A right hand grabbed my hand in a bro shake fashion.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What? Is that real? Are you. Did he say that?

[Matt]

Put the grandma down and stop it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Focus. Read his story.

[Matt]

I felt a hand slightly colder than mine. For sure, a right hand grabbed my hand in a bro shake fashion. And then pull my arm down towards the underneath of the bed.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Don't talk like that with my black grandma.

[Matt]

That's what he said, man. I jumped out of bed and switched on the desk lamp. The kind that looks like a bullhorn with the rotating switch on the back. I looked under both beds and in the small closet. Nobody. Oh, the door to the room. The door to the room was closed and the windows were just cracked for air. After much struggle, I finally fell asleep. What? I'm not falling asleep after that.

[Mason]

Yo.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Chuck is really though, dude.

[Matt]

After much struggle, I finally fell asleep. The next morning I asked my grandpa and then grandma and Aunt. Grandma, were you playing a trick on me last night?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Don't make the voices, dude.

[Matt]

Did you grab my hand? They all just thought I was dreaming. I was not. A few years later, I was in my own room. A few years later, I was in my own room. I used to have to share. It was early and I was tired, so I just laid in bed for like a nap. Before I even closed my eyes, I heard a deep voice call me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Chuck. Oh, shit.

[Matt]

Chuck.

[Top Lobster]

Give Blue Letter Bible $100,000.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Chuck.

[Matt]

Give Blue Letter Bible a five figure donation.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Chuck. I know Raven's car's breaking, but I'm just a child.

[Top Lobster]

When you have a means, Chuck.

[Matt]

Five figures, Chuck. I can't do that. I'll tell you.

[Top Lobster]

Listen, listen. I love Chuck, but Chuck's been. Chuck's been messaging me and he's like. He's like, hey, young man.

[Matt]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Why aren't you. Why aren't you doing work? And I said, chuck, how much more work do you want me to do? Matt is working me like a slave over here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's true.

[Matt]

Don't say slave.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Don't say slave. All the hell am.

[Top Lobster]

Say slave, dude. Sorry, Ms. Corbo. Don't say slave. I'm working. I'm working my. I'm working my tail off out here. We're serving coffee. I'm pressing buttons. Mason saw me. Click, click, click.

[Mason]

Coffee, Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

[Matt]

Teach you.

[Top Lobster]

But now, now he's telling me all this weird apparition stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Who.

[Top Lobster]

Who held his hand? Read the story, man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, please, can you.

[Matt]

Okay, all right. Just try to be cool for a minute.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay?

[Matt]

Hang on where are we, man? All right. The next day, asked my grandma, grandpa. They all thought I was dreaming. A few years later, I was in my own room. I. I used to have to share. It was early and I was tired, so I laid in bed for, like a nap. Before I even closed my eyes, I heard a deep voice call me. It said, in a couple years, Chuck, you be Guaman.

[Top Lobster]

Do you know what that means? You're just laughing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Don't laugh like you know what it means, Mason.

[Matt]

She does. She watches the show. She knows. Okay, hold on, hold on. This has to go, like, straight. This has to go straight. I don't know what it means. Before I even closed my eyes, I heard a deep voice call me. It was not human.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh.

[Matt]

And had the effect that I later felt when experiencing the bass on my son's subwoofers.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, that's an interesting thing to say.

[Top Lobster]

Vibration.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Infra sound.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Matt]

Well, it's like when the scripture talks about the voice that sound like many waters. I always wonder about that. Like, what is that, like, waterfall vibe when you're like, near a waterfall, just like. Or ocean, like, whatever. Like water moving water is like a big vibe, like a big noise.

[Top Lobster]

It almost, like blocks out all other noise.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It drowns it out.

[Top Lobster]

How much frequency is in it.

[Matt]

Not human. So this voice was not human and had the effect that I later felt when experiencing the bass on my son's subwoofer. It took that long to hear anything like what I had heard, so he had nothing to compare it to till he heard his son's subwoofer.

[Top Lobster]

These newfangled kids with their subwoofers.

[Matt]

I believed it was God, but that was all. No reason.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Wait, but what did it say?

[Matt]

I don't know. That's why I'm hoping, because that's. See, now you're like me. You're hearing the story. You're like, wait, I need more of the story.

[Top Lobster]

We're only. We're at your will right now.

[Matt]

Well, that's how it was when the Raven was reading.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It's just.

[Mason]

Did you just try to touch the screen again?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You did?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Dude, that's embarrassing. Own this laptop.

[Matt]

Yeah, I don't really use it, though.

[Mason]

That's clearly.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's like, crazy. He's complaining he bought a thousand dollar laptops. I don't even open it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I don't know.

[Matt]

No, because I was gonna use it for, like, research and stuff when I had my life, and now I just don't have my life anymore because I've got to study on Jude. I got to study on Elijah and.

[Top Lobster]

So why don't you.

[Matt]

Other stuff and I'm not using the laptop. It'll happen.

[Top Lobster]

It'll happen. Self afflicted wounds.

[Matt]

Do it right.

[Mason]

Do the. No, the studying on the laptop.

[Matt]

You guys get to play Playtime, like for a living. Some of us have to work, like a real job. Okay. It took that long to hear anything like what I had heard. I believed it was God. But that was all. No reason. Our cousins lived behind us and we played the normal Lincoln log. Hot Wheels and such. Take the picture down.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Wait, wait, wait. Can you stay there real quick? Okay, put it on him. I just want to see something.

[Matt]

No, this is not.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'm trying to bring my grandmother to life. If I can just. No, stop it. It's very close. It's. No, you gotta put it on him.

[Mason]

He's on.

[Matt]

Okay, leave it there for a minute. Leave it there for a minute and I'll do this next.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay.

[Matt]

All right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Put the camera on him. Top. I just want to.

[Matt]

Let's go, people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You gotta press.

[Matt]

The people don't want to lose brain cells watching.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, but they really want this to happen.

[Top Lobster]

No one's watching, watching this.

[Matt]

Okay. Is it on me?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Wait.

[Matt]

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Top Lobster]

He's got a notification, so you gotta.

[Mason]

Get rid of the notification.

[Matt]

Ready?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Wait, turn your head a little bit towards me. Yeah, there you go.

[Matt]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Read this story. Don't do that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Read it like my grandma.

[Matt]

Leave it up there just for this next couple lines, real quick.

[Mason]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

All right. Put it. Put it back on him. He's gonna read it like my grandma. Don't do a black scent.

[Matt]

Our cousin behind us. And we played the normal Lincoln Logs, Hot Wheels and such. But we also effed around with a Ouija board.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, this explains this explains why he's. He's.

[Matt]

We read the letters in the clear lens. Not by the pointy end. During this time frame, my cousin and I were walking from side. From the side of his house to the backyard. We saw our Aunt Betty, family friend, on a swing set. As we walked toward her, she disappeared. The next day we told our parents and they started looking shocked and at each other. They finally told us that Aunt Betty.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Had been dead for 30 years.

[Matt]

No. Had been. What's the word you use when you don't say the thing you're not supposed to say if somebody does self delete.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Did.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Mason]

Oh, you can't say.

[Matt]

They finally told us that Aunt betty.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, on YouTube.

[Matt]

Self deleted the day before by putting a plastic bag on her head.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Damn.

[Mason]

That's a. That sucks.

[Top Lobster]

That's a crazy.

[Mason]

That's a way.

[Matt]

Hang on, man. Hang on. That's not a. That's not a self deletion.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's a great point. That's a little sketchy.

[Mason]

That's like a self.

[Matt]

I can't imagine.

[Mason]

Go out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I would be like.

[Matt]

But I don't know. The older generation lied to the kids a lot.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Not.

[Matt]

They just lie just for no reason. They would lie.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

That's a weird lie though.

[Matt]

I know, but they're like that. That older generation just lies. Just like if. If it would be so easy to say the truth, they would make it way harder and say a lie.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

So do you think she was potentially laughed? But they said otherwise she self blamed.

[Mason]

Got a memory of what I. When I was younger, I used to put it. I used like every once in a while I would put a plastic bag on top of my head. Just in case. No, on the off chance that like I got kidnapped or something and someone I had to like. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Get myself out, I used to put duct tape over my mouth and then I'd be like, I could eat it.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Mason]

I would also. I also used to put like veggie straws. Like the chips. I would try and breathe out of it because I was. I was like, if I ever get kidnapped, they're going to try and make me breathe out of a veggie straw.

[Top Lobster]

Veggie straw.

[Mason]

I need to know how to do this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, they dissolve it in your mouth.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, the bar is low.

[Mason]

And then guess what? It dissolved three seconds later.

[Top Lobster]

The bar is low at. Here at the standard coffee shopping Casino.

[Matt]

Know r. So yeah, Nathan's great, dude, She's.

[Mason]

I'm the favorite.

[Matt]

No, this is not low. She's great.

[Top Lobster]

Before you get hired, he's like, can you escape this plastic smell these salts?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Can you breathe out of.

[Mason]

Can you breathe out of the veggie straw?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Grab that bag off the shelf. Breathe out of those straws. All right, so you're hired.

[Matt]

So one thing we know is that aunt Betty's deceased. But what we don't know is exactly how it went down.

[Top Lobster]

He se her. Him and his brothers. He's like, when you're reading this, I just feel like it's a black and white, like from the 20s. I don't know how old Chuck is, but I think he's. I think Chuck is a vampire.

[Matt]

No, he does kind of have vibes of like he's been around the planet for A long time.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah.

[Matt]

No, not a vampire.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

How cool would it be if a vampire, like an ancient entity was like listening to our show and it was like, damn.

[Top Lobster]

When he texted me, he goes, young man, why aren't you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, he said, blah.

[Matt]

No, the dude's like a grimy, hard working man. He's looking at two guys who just like screw around and play games and talk all day. And like, he's like, hey, why aren't you doing something?

[Mason]

This is very serious work in here. What are you talking about?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I think so. Do you think she looks like. Somebody said she looks like aunt Jemima.

[Matt]

But Chuck does have. Chuck does have, like been on the planet, like, Yeah. A long time.

[Top Lobster]

Vibes, like walking. Walking the earth.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'd just be walking around dusty and he's like, that's a vampire kind of move to just be in Guam. Dude, he.

[Matt]

Not just Guam, dude. The guy's been in like tons of countries, man. Like tons of countries.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

What is he doing there?

[Matt]

Military sucking people connected with like building. Really? Their blood compounds like crazy stuff. Bro sucking manages like thousands of people. The dude's rad. He's like, he's got a really legit.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Chuck. We need a body count.

[Top Lobster]

We need a handler.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Not like, like, not like, how many.

[Matt]

People did he kill?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

How many people did he kill? Me in the brohemian Grove.

[Top Lobster]

Can we, can we, can we get Chuck?

[Mason]

Why are you asking?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Body count for how many people did he kill? He seems like a guy that killed somebody.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, wait, no. Can we get Chuck to Bohemian Grove?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Hell yeah, we can.

[Top Lobster]

Do we feel safe with Chuck?

[Matt]

Dude's marines. Yeah, no, he's like legit military.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like he doesn't like me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Me.

[Matt]

He loves.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

You're unlike.

[Matt]

He loves you guys.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Dude, I feel like he likes me.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like he likes David. No, no, I feel like Frank likes David too.

[Matt]

Well, that's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Well, you could, you know, we talked. Yeah, Frank's the man.

[Top Lobster]

I'm very busy.

[Mason]

Oh, he's so nice.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, the Raven.

[Matt]

No, it's different. Like, top still is like, comes in, he does that smile where he goes, hello. He kind of does like one hand like this. He goes.

[Mason]

He does that to me.

[Matt]

Dude, the Raven. It doesn't matter. Running to you to talk to you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

He's.

[Matt]

Yeah, running to you to talk to you. Hey, that's so nice. Your son opened the door for you. That's so pleasant. Hey, way to go. Like, he's just running to everybody to talk.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Yeah. Earlier you said, I don't know if I told this story, but. But somebody's up at the counter. Lovely lady up at the counter. And she goes, I'm very much into the Pleiadians and. And Jesus being an ascended master and the Galactic Federation of Light. And then Matt goes, you should go and talk to the Raven. And then she comes back here and she goes, yeah, I believe he's an ascended master. It's not something that I go around preaching, but it's something that I suspected.

[Matt]

I thought you were gonna set her straight. Like, she said that I was like, wait, are you talking about, like, the Palladian thing? And she's like, yeah, yeah, she's like, big enough.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

She's like. You know what she said?

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, we don't, Darcy, but you should go talk to the Raven. He's getting ready to go live. Like, you guys would totally, like, hit it off.

[Top Lobster]

We're all taking different things from Matt. So David has taken Max, Matt's extroversion.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I've taken Matt's extra version.

[Matt]

What is extra?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Extraversion? Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You're an extrovert.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Extrovert?

[Matt]

Talking to people.

[Mason]

Yes.

[Matt]

Those are modern words. Those aren't real words, dude. Extrovert. Oh, you talk to people.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah, you're an extrovert.

[Top Lobster]

It's weird.

[Matt]

No, that's not. That doesn't mean anything.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I am so gassy, and I'm so.

[Matt]

He just changed his nature within a couple weeks. He used to be a.

[Top Lobster]

He's a chameleon.

[Matt]

Introvert. He was an introvert, and now he's actually.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I'd be code switching, so clearly that's not a thing.

[Matt]

What? I've taken add.

[Top Lobster]

I've taken your. What's the word?

[Matt]

Happiness.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

No, Your troll happiness.

[Matt]

No, no. Positive outlook.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[Matt]

Yes, you have a more positive outlook.

[Top Lobster]

Since I've taken Matt's.

[Matt]

This is serious. Put the grandma down. You have a don't tell me what to do with my grandma outlook.

[Top Lobster]

Now, I've taken Matt's ability to assess a situation and then find out how it could be the most awkward and then make it that way.

[Matt]

Wait, where that was going, that's not right.

[Mason]

I love making people uncomfortable.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you want to know I did it today.

[Matt]

No, I thought you were, like, going to say, oh, make things like a more positive outlook and things, you know, always looking on the bright side.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, top the Zorro girls here today.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Oh, yeah. She was cool, though.

[Top Lobster]

Send her to the back. Right.

[Matt]

I respect that.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, I see what you're saying right this second.

[Matt]

Yes. And then you're liking uncomfortable situations now. That's good. You want to be in uncomfortable situations. You don't just want to be somebody that's like, just comfortable all the time, only does what they like. Only, like, sit around and do what's on. Going uncomfortable. Put the grandma down, dude. People are losing brain.

[Top Lobster]

All right, listen, we got to wrap it up, though, so we got to read about Chuck.

[Matt]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Can you finish?

[Matt]

Our parents, you know that we had seen Betty on the swing set. They looked at each other shocked, and they told us aunt Betty was no longer with us. On another email, I think I will share my testimony. If we are lucky, you might get more testimonies. When I'm ready, I will send that. It is long.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Hell, yeah.

[Matt]

I love you guys.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

I love you, Chuck. Top. That's not what you said he said. Especially that.

[Top Lobster]

He didn't say. Did he say for me?

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

He said he left me. He didn't leave you a voice memo. He left me a voice memo.

[Top Lobster]

Well, he's been messaging me incessantly all weekend, telling me I'm not doing enough work sexually incessantly. That's it. These guys are. They don't know words.

[Matt]

They have a different vocabulary than most, bro.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

It's not.

[Matt]

It's not necessarily bigger or smaller. It's just different than most.

[Top Lobster]

You know what it meant?

[Mason]

My mom's an English teacher, though.

[Top Lobster]

I was going to say, like, give me a pound, but I'm scared that you're going to get hurt.

[Mason]

No, no, we're good. Fist bump.

[Matt]

All right, so we're out of here.

[Top Lobster]

We're out of here.

[Matt]

We're not talking anymore.

[Mason]

Fist bump.

[Top Lobster]

I think we're done.

[Mason]

Fist bump. Fist bump.

[Matt]

There's no more, like, crazy stories or anything.

[Mason]

Fist bump. Fist bump.

[Matt]

We got doing that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Radio Raven)]

Sam.