Elijah in a Whirlwind - Matttitude Edition

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad

Episode: Elijah in a Whirlwind – Matttitude Edition
Hosts: TopLobsta, Raven
Date: December 9, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of Nephilim Death Squad centers on exploring biblical stories—especially the life and ascension of Elijah—while connecting them to modern conspiracies and supernatural phenomena. The hosts blend scriptural analysis with their signature banter, questioning the nature of angels, the demonic, and “disclosure” in today’s world. There’s a running tension (and humor) around who’s “beefing” with whom in the Christian/conspiracy podcasting scene, and the guys repeatedly challenge each other's views on the boundaries between the physical and spiritual realms.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Community Feuds and Christian Podcast Drama

• The hosts riff about supposed ongoing beef “with the entire Christian community,” referencing Timothy Albarino, Kai Dickens (“Telepathy Tapes”), and fellow podcast “Ninjas are Butterflies.”
• They poke fun at Albarino, suggesting he’s taken aim at Nephilim podcasters like themselves. (07:26–08:00)
• Notable running gag: prepping to invite Albarino on the show, with Raven repeatedly addressing him directly:

  "Watch your mouth, Timothy Alberino." (07:56 / 08:00)

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2. The Telepathy Tapes, CIA, and New Age Erasure

• Raven summarizes the controversy surrounding the Telepathy Tapes podcast—allegations of CIA infiltration into research about autistic children and telepathy.
• They criticize the omission of Christ from the podcast’s narrative despite the kids’ reports of encounters.
• Hosts contend the story is “New Age propaganda” and “CIA infiltration from the beginning”:

  "This is a documentary done by a lesbian...and it’s a CIA program." – TopLobsta (11:20)

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3. Scriptural Study & The Power of Direct Revelation

• The crew reads 1 John 2:27 to reinforce that scriptural understanding flows from the Holy Spirit, not external "experts."
• Raven quotes his own tweet:

  "The anointing we receive which dwells within us is the Holy Spirit. We don’t need any man to teach us...just the word of God in the anointing.” (05:25)

• Matt with three T’s gives context:

  "The context is specifically so that people can’t seduce you...God lives in you, and you need not that any man teach you. That’s crystal clear." (06:10–06:15)

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4. Moab & Taboo Bible Stories

• Matt recounts the disturbing origin of Moab from Genesis 19 (Lot’s daughters’ incest) to illustrate the Bible’s unvarnished narrative honesty.
  • “You only put this story in there if it’s the truth. This is madness.” – Matt (21:57)
• The gang’s off-color humor lightens up the retelling, but also underscores how these stories set the foundation for later biblical conflicts.

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5. Beelzebub, Lowercase 'g' Gods, and Pagan Syndromes

• They discuss Israel’s King Ahaziah falling through a lattice, becoming ill, and sending to consult “Baalzebub, god of Ekron” rather than the Lord.
• Matt draws parallels between running to pagan gods then and turning to worldly solutions today, e.g. pharmaceuticals over faith:

  “That system is not healthcare. That’s very deceptive to call it healthcare. That’s emergency care that I am super grateful for.” (31:01–32:13)

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6. Angelology, Free Will, and “Angels Ain't S*” Debate**

• Major segment: TopLobsta and Matt argue the nature, roles, and hierarchy of angels, sparring over whether angels are “automata,” whether they have free will, and whether humans have higher standing.
• Notable back-and-forth:
  • Top: “Angels are not that amazing. These are automatons...”
  • Matt: “Don’t rag on angels, bro. Even Michael didn’t rag on Satan. You shouldn’t mess with that whole thing.” (56:23)
  • Raven: “He doesn’t take us seriously.” (135:48)
• They tie in “alien disclosure,” warning listeners not to be dazzled by supernatural shows of power:

  “Don’t be impressed by these things...Don’t let your heart fail you for fear, okay?” – TopLobsta (80:39)

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7. Supernatural Events: Elijah, Fire from Heaven, and the Whirlwind

• The main Bible text is 2 Kings 1–2: Elijah calling down fire on two companies of soldiers, then being taken up in a whirlwind.
• Matt acts as expositor:

  “He’s just chilling with the angel of the Lord...God’s like, ‘go talk with them.’ They’re just hanging.” (85:21)

  • Elisha, Elijah’s protégé, asks for a “double portion” of Elijah’s spirit, leading to discussion of biblical inheritance and spiritual succession. (116:42–117:10)

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8. Practical & Modern Reflections

• The team connects biblical supernaturalism to modern UFO lore, abductions, and claims of “aliens” as repackaged fallen angels or “old gods.”
• Raven reads one of his tweets summarizing the current “great deception,” integrating biblical, historical, and personal testimony:

  “In my opinion, the alien deception is the return of the old gods. Simply a rebranding, one that is aided by institutions like NASA, Hollywood, military intelligence, and now influencers on the Internet.” (140:50)

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9. Personal Stories, Vulnerability, and Banter

• The episode weaves lighthearted banter and personal anecdotes—e.g., Raven being mocked by children, Matt saving a UPS driver, and inside jokes about “smashers,” farts, and Walmart greeters.
• Raven and Matt acknowledge the toll of delving into dark or traumatic stories for the sake of ministry:

  “As you keep dwelling on those things...it’s going to take a toll on your spirit. You just have to use more of your spirit life going after God.” – Matt (143:19)

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Notable & Memorable Quotes

• On direct revelation

  “We don’t need any man to teach us, just the word of God and the anointing.” — Raven (05:25)

• On podcast beef

  “Watch your mouth, Timothy Alberino.” — Raven (07:56)

• On Telepathy Tapes & the CIA

  “The entire premise of your podcast is CIA infiltration. It’s a CIA program.” — TopLobsta (11:03)

• On angels

  "Angels are not that amazing...they are automatons." — TopLobsta (52:10)
  “Don’t rag on angels, bro...Even Michael didn’t rag on Satan, dude.” — Matt (56:23)

• On supernatural shows of force

  "Don’t be impressed by these things that you see...that we’re about to see with this age of disclosure." — TopLobsta (67:21)

• On Elijah’s ascension

  “Elisha takes his own clothes and just throws them on the ground, rips them...He had to be close to see it. He stayed so close, he knew he was going to see it.” — Matt (151:26)

• On podcast style and serious content

  "I love when the Raven writes like that. I’m just saying, like, that realm...he’s in that realm like so much all the time." — Matt (142:45)

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Important Timestamps & Segments

• [07:26] – [08:00]: “Beef” with Timothy Albarino and Christian podcast world
• [11:03] – [11:46]: Telepathy Tapes, CIA and “New Age propaganda”
• [13:44] – [15:03]: Elijah and biblical study transitions
• [18:36] – [22:34]: “Aliens are demons?” meta-argument and humor
• [29:48] – [32:59]: King Ahaziah and Baalzebub—pagan gods, modern reliance on medicine
• [45:37] – [56:23]: Deep angelology debate—free will, worship, and spiritual hierarchy
• [80:39] – [84:46]: Elijah’s fire, angelic intervention, and spiritual authority
• [116:42] – [117:10]: Elisha asks for a double portion
• [174:37] – [176:11]: Children mock Elisha; two bears kill 42
• [160:32] – [161:39]: Matt retells the story of helping an injured UPS driver
• [170:08] – [171:19]: Listeners' responses on “banter” in the show

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Tone & Language

The tone throughout is irreverent, fast-paced, and often comedic—joking about serious theological matters, calling out peers, and weaving in slapstick humor (farts, hybrid Bible studies, leather diapers). Despite this, the crew moves repeatedly to sincere concern over heresy, deception, and how to genuinely help and inform their audience of seekers, outcasts, and conspiracy theorists.

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Transcript

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[Top Lobster]

Productions.

[Matt with three T's]

I can't believe that got said.

[Raven]

Stop. You're stomping on my intro. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of 22 Report.

David Lee Corbo, aka the Raven, that is Matt is in my shots. Look at the top lobster. That's Matt with three T's. And that's top lobster, the father of disinformation. He's. He's manual switching.

[Top Lobster]

Why am I blurry?

[Raven]

I don't know. We. We zeroed you in before. Maybe Matt can help with that. He probably can't. Before we get into today's thing, go and support us. Patreon.com/now/nephilim death Squad. We don't have that pulled up. We're really unprepared considering that we sat in this chair for hours.

[Top Lobster]

Hours.

[Raven]

Hours before we started this show and.

[Matt with three T's]

Where are you? Get down here.

[Top Lobster]

Matt, do me a favor. Just press my scroll. This is gonna be a.

[Raven]

This is. This is good. Let's produce in real time.

[Top Lobster]

Press my scre on you.

[Raven]

You got to put it on you.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, it's fine.

[Raven]

Well, he doesn't know how.

[Top Lobster]

If it looks good. Well, we'll figure it out.

[Raven]

I think he's got it now. Hit the AF button in the corner.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, bro.

[Raven]

Nope, you didn't.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, Press a little AF off button.

[Raven]

You've got it button.

[Top Lobster]

Guys, this is really bad.

[Matt with three T's]

Nobody knows where they call. Here we go.

[Raven]

There you go.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you.

[Raven]

Top lobster dot com. There's merchandise there. There's also a place to support is patreon.com/now/ephilim Death Squad. And then we're probably gonna do Bohemian Grove. You know, if God provides us with a venue to do it.

[Top Lobster]

We've been waiting, and we're waiting for somebody to help us out with it, but somebody. We're waiting for it. Really.

[Raven]

Just fall in our laps and be obvious that we're supposed to do this. And then. And then we'll do it.

[Top Lobster]

We're gonna be reading from the 22nd. The X 22nd chapter of First Kings today.

[Raven]

X 22 chapter.

[Top Lobster]

But we have a lot to. I think we have a lot to address initially. Up front, please.

[Matt with three T's]

Right? I don't know.

[Raven]

You. You gestured at me as if I would. I. I don't know that.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like we're beefing with the entire Christian community.

[Raven]

Well, that is true, actually.

[Matt with three T's]

I have no clue what you guys are about to talk about right now. We gotta address something. Like what?

[Top Lobster]

Don't talk to the boss.

[Raven]

Like, sorry, boss. So what are we gonna talk about? Deputy Director Dan Bongo Dongo. No, no, I don't care about that.

[Matt with three T's]

We have to guess, like, which thing, of the 20 people you're beefing with is the thing.

[Raven]

We're not beefing with it. We don't beef with anybody.

[Matt with three T's]

Please.

[Raven]

They beef with us. And then we settle that and we beef back.

[Matt with three T's]

We beef back tv. And why did you guys do a thumbnail? And Timothy Albarino was one of the characters on it. Like, who?

[Top Lobster]

It was Like, I did that thumbnail.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, What. What was the title again? Like, what was that about?

[Top Lobster]

Well, let's pull up. We'll pull it up and we'll show the people.

[Raven]

Show me. I didn't even know that was a thing.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it's a banger.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, it was like, something about elites or like. It was something and, like, you threw Timothy Alvarino in it.

[Raven]

Yeah, that's right.

[Matt with three T's]

What is he always the.

[Raven]

Oh, influencer. Industrial complex.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, dog.

[Raven]

Yeah, I would agree with that. 100.

[Matt with three T's]

No, it was like, Rihanna.

[Raven]

No, you just don't.

[Matt with three T's]

People.

[Top Lobster]

It was Rihanna.

[Raven]

Rihanna. Candace Owens, you racist.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, there she is. Yeah, there's Rihanna and then Tucker Carlson.

[Top Lobster]

And some gay Mexican.

[Matt with three T's]

Wait, that's Candace Owens?

[Raven]

Yeah, it's Candace Owens is.

[Matt with three T's]

Candace Owens and Rihanna are not the same person. Is that what you're saying? Hold on.

[Raven]

That's hilarious.

[Matt with three T's]

Who's the third guy?

[Raven]

That's Nick Fuentes, a homosexual Mexican guy.

[Matt with three T's]

Gosh.

[Raven]

Dude, he's.

[Matt with three T's]

That's the guy who says you can't. You can't understand the Bible.

[Raven]

And actually, that's a pretty good thing to read.

[Top Lobster]

Let's say you shouldn't read the Bible.

[Raven]

He shouldn't read the Bieble. But I made a tweet today. And what did I tweet?

[Top Lobster]

I'm straight Justin Bieble.

[Raven]

Let's have a little gander at what I tweeted. I said the anointing. And this came from you. A conversation that we had. And I want to thank you for that because you brought some scripture up to my awareness that I think really puts this whole debate about whether or not we should read the Bible to bed. But I said, the anointing we receive which dwells within us is the Holy Spirit. We don't need any man to teach us just the word of God in the anointing. And I said, remember that when the. When they say you can't interpret your Bible and that you should trust the experts. And that comes from John 1 John 2. 27. But the anointing which ye have received of him abideth in you. And ye. Ye. Yay.

[Matt with three T's]

No, we're not doing this. You're not. I'm not gonna let you butcher it like that. You gotta read. It's like when Top reads. Dude, hold on. Just give me that back.

[Raven]

We're not known for our reading, and that was really rude.

[Matt with three T's]

The context is verse 26.

[Raven]

Go ahead, boss.

[Matt with three T's]

These things have I written unto you.

[Raven]

Let her rip, boss.

[Matt with three T's]

These things have I written unto you concerning them that seduce you. That's the context. Context is specifically so that people can't seduce you. Yeah, okay. Just. Just to make sure people don't seduce you. The anointing which you have received of him abides in you. In you. God lives in you. And you need. Not that any man teach you. That's crystal clear, pretty straightforward. But as. But as the same anointing teaches you, of all things, and it is truth and is no lie. And even as it had taught you, you shall abide in him.

[Top Lobster]

I like when they say that. That it is truth and it is no lie. Like, back it up.

[Raven]

Yeah, they do a lot of. There's a lot of that. Like, so there's no wiggle.

[Matt with three T's]

Room in this.

[Raven]

In this shit.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Hey, Language.

[Matt with three T's]

But I didn't know that was a thing. I mean, I guess I kind of did. I heard people say it over the years in church that, like. Oh, yeah, you can't understand anything. Only people that are big shots can exact things to you. But I didn't know that's, like, in the news. Like, does. So does Rihanna say that, too, or just.

[Raven]

No, Rihanna doesn't say that. She's Umbrella.

[Top Lobster]

Something about Rain Man.

[Raven]

You know, run this town.

[Top Lobster]

A lot of twerking seems right.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah.

[Raven]

Ponte River Pond. A bank. I don't think that's her, actually. But yeah, I mean, this is pretty straightforward. And I think the takeaway here is Nick Fuentes is trying to seduce you.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. No, on a more serious note.

[Raven]

Sure.

[Top Lobster]

We have accidentally angered. Oh, Timothy Albarino. We've stumbled.

[Matt with three T's]

He doesn't even know you guys. What do you mean you angered him?

[Top Lobster]

He called us up by name.

[Raven]

Yes. He did a Nephilim podcast. That's retarded.

[Matt with three T's]

He. He's not even talking about you guys.

[Raven]

Okay, well, he better not watch his mouth.

[Top Lobster]

And we're podcasters.

[Raven]

That's right.

[Matt with three T's]

Who.

[Top Lobster]

Who's he talking about?

[Raven]

Nephilim Death Squad. Ever heard of us? We're kind of a big deal.

[Matt with three T's]

Can somebody reach out to him and see if we can get him on the show?

[Raven]

This is the first time I'm gonna say it. Where am I at? Camera two, camera three. Watch your mouth, Timothy Alberino.

[Matt with three T's]

Whoa, stop.

He doesn't mean that. Tim, we won't have you on the show.

[Raven]

Oh, and now we have the homies over here in Florida, actually, right there, right into Ninjas are Butterflies. They're talking to Kai Dickens of the telepathy tapes. And this isn't. I'm not really, like. I don't think they're doing anything screwy here.

[Top Lobster]

No, I just think that they're not.

[Matt with three T's]

She's doing Butterfly. What?

[Raven]

Don't worry about it. They're kind of a big deal.

[Top Lobster]

That's the dudes that own Sunday Cool.

[Matt with three T's]

The T shirt company.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. But they have a podcast.

[Matt with three T's]

I think we got T shirt quotes from them before. Beanies or a little high.

[Raven]

Right.

[Matt with three T's]

Going to buy something from them.

[Raven]

Little price.

[Top Lobster]

Million. How much? How much were they charging?

[Matt with three T's]

Money. I think it was pricey.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

So those guys are like, podcasters podcast. You told me that there. So.

[Raven]

So they're talking to Kai Dickens. And Kai Dickens, I think, is out doing some sort of damage control now because she's saying that the telepathy tapes got infiltrated by the intelligence community. And I got to listen to the whole episode now because I'm fascinated, because I think this is going to add a crucial part to our body of research. We are researchers here, Matt. Don't make the face.

[Matt with three T's]

No, I'm just lost. Go ahead.

[Raven]

Ruin this.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead.

[Raven]

It's just interesting because Timothy Albarino is saying that if you say aliens are demons and you're a retarded Nephilim podcaster.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't like this.

[Raven]

Then you're an idiot. And then at the same time, our homies over from around the way are interviewing Kai Dickens about whether or not this was a CIA infiltrated.

[Matt with three T's]

Who's Kai Dickens?

[Raven]

The lady that did the telepathy tape.

[Top Lobster]

She's the creator of the. What are you pointing at?

[Raven]

Oh, yeah, Decoding Cody.

[Matt with three T's]

So I thought her name was Karen Wilkinson.

[Raven]

Go back to that other thing. That muscle is looking great.

[Top Lobster]

She's the creator of the telepathy tapes. She's claiming that this. Now the season two is out, that there's CIA infiltration. They're reaching out. There's CIA members.

[Matt with three T's]

Infiltration in what?

[Top Lobster]

In the telepathy tapes that are reaching out to the autistic children or the families of the nonverbal autistic children in order to research and figure out a.

[Matt with three T's]

Little bit more about telepathy, how they're doing the telepathy. So the CIA could use it potentially.

[Raven]

Well, the CIA is.

[Top Lobster]

Here's the problem.

[Raven]

On their own operation. That's what they're doing.

[Top Lobster]

Here's the.

[Raven]

Like, how's this working?

[Top Lobster]

Number one, Ninjas are Butterflies is a Christian podcast. Probably more Christian than our podcast.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So arguably, arguably, arguably. I'd say they're better people than us.

[Raven]

Yeah. I would say they're better human beings.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't even know them. And I'd probably say there's a good chance of that.

[Raven]

That's fine, right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Much more handsome. Better. Hey, guys.

[Raven]

Thanks. Thanks. Shout out to the chat saying nice things about.

[Top Lobster]

Anyway, they were Christian podcast.

[Matt with three T's]

I forgot about the chat.

[Top Lobster]

They interview Kai Dickens.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And didn't ask her. Why did you remove any mention of Jesus Christ in the podcast? Because this has been reported on by Pastor Joe and Franco, who we've interviewed and who. Blue creatures is also. Also interviewed. And this is like a huge point of contention. These kids are experiencing or talking to Jesus Christ. We want to know why that was taking it out of your new age propaganda piece podcast.

[Raven]

And now you lesbian.

[Top Lobster]

So easy. And now she's also saying Things like, well, the CIA is infiltrating is like, yeah, no, no, no.

[Raven]

This is.

[Top Lobster]

The entire premise of your podcast is CIA infiltration. It's a CIA program.

[Raven]

It's an. Baby.

[Top Lobster]

They even mentioned the godfather of this thing and. But they mentioned him again in a different light. They talk about Indrija Puhar. Very interesting. You have this voice to skull technology. Anyway, next thing. No, no, Andrea Buhari is the.

[Raven]

He is the linchpin in the center of this.

[Top Lobster]

The linchpin of what is happening with this show. And they just kind of dust over and then they go, oh, yeah, well, it turns out there's some CIA infiltration happens. Like, no, no, no. From the very beginning, there's CIA infiltration. This is not a good show. This is a documentary done by a lesbian. And it's presented in audio. Yeah, it's presented in audio podcast format, so. Which is not very good. And on top of it, it's like it becomes the number one show in the world.

[Raven]

It's just a propaganda piece. It's a disinformation.

[Matt with three T's]

With all that being said. Yeah. Who is Ninjas and Butterflies?

[Raven]

Jesus. They're just cool guys from around the way.

[Matt with three T's]

That is Sunday cool. That's the. Yeah, yeah. That's just their T shirt business is Sunday cool.

[Raven]

But they also do a podcast called.

[Matt with three T's]

Ninjas and Butterflies, and it's kind of like the context of that. Like, why don't they come up with that name?

[Raven]

That's. I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know, but I like those guys. I don't really listen to the content.

[Top Lobster]

But they seem just upset. I'm like, I'm upset watching. So this is. This is like the third time so we've watched Blurry Creatures.

[Matt with three T's]

Wait, where? Wait, those guys are local. They're like Tavares.

[Raven]

They don't like us.

[Matt with three T's]

They'll be telling to come over, guys, we're mean.

[Top Lobster]

Blurry Creatures has interviewed Joe and Franco and I think kind of missed the point of the. The telepathy tapes. Giving it, like a fluffy interview. Ninjas are Butterflies have now interviewed the owner or the creator of it, and I think that they've missed the point.

[Raven]

Yeah, I would agree.

[Matt with three T's]

What is the point?

[Raven]

The point is that they're not actual conspiracy theorists.

[Top Lobster]

Can we actually. I mean, we can't even say this on YouTube. The point is that there is a schedule that is being done on children intervention.

[Raven]

You know, that's. Are you focusing? Stop reading the chat. Look over here.

[Top Lobster]

Reading the conditions of.

[Matt with three T's]

They're okay. They just don't go as deep on stuff, in my opinion. Yeah.

[Raven]

Yeah, they're cool.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Seems cool.

[Top Lobster]

I like them.

[Matt with three T's]

That's what we said.

[Raven]

Why do you have to read the chat to get that?

[Matt with three T's]

Thanks. Blacktown, honey, don't talk to me. I trust her.

[Raven]

You shouldn't trust black town.

[Matt with three T's]

But I don't know. I don't even feel comfortable anymore saying her or him to anybody in the chat. Yeah, like, I don't even. Like. Yeah.

[Raven]

We just found out Atma's a girl. Hold on a second. Outer.

[Top Lobster]

Where's.

[Raven]

Where's Atma's a girl?

[Matt with three T's]

She's not even on today. She's gone now.

[Raven]

That chinky Atma is right there.

[Matt with three T's]

Oh, she's gone now, bro. What? She just switched it to she's right there, dude. She's always changing the girl. Yeah, I like that quote.

[Raven]

Anyway.

It'S a real season for our.

[Matt with three T's]

No, no.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, like, it's just creators with large following. Large followings that cover the Telepathy tapes. But miss this consistent angle of. It's like there's this, like, very evil nature that's underneath Telepathy tapes that's painting over this and creating a fluff story. So Ian Carroll, once again, he got.

[Raven]

Such a pull to it.

[Top Lobster]

He got close, sort of just kind of like paints over, like, the main story, and I'm like, these children are.

[Raven]

What did he even say? Now, come to think of it, if you look back at Ian Carroll's coverage of the Telepathy tapes, he just said what the telepathy tapes was saying. Yeah, he didn't say anything. He didn't add anything.

[Matt with three T's]

You guys have any clue where we're at in the story of Elijah? Did we finish 1 kings and we're starting 2 kings 1 now we're in.

[Top Lobster]

22 x 22 report.

[Matt with three T's]

We already did 22.

[Raven]

Matt's a big fan of the x 22.

[Matt with three T's]

You do this every time. You say we're on the thing. We just finished. We finished 22. Okay, boss, stop doing that blue letter Bible.

[Raven]

Or as I like to call it.

[Top Lobster]

Boss, are we in the 23rd chapter?

[Matt with three T's]

No, there's no 23rd, bro. We're on two kings, chapter one.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, we're in second kings, dude.

[Matt with three T's]

We're doing the life of Elijah. He's going to be gone here in a minute.

[Top Lobster]

Are you sure we're not in third Kings?

[Matt with three T's]

And then we're out, bro. Then our episodes are done, and I'm just going back to straight Bible and you guys are going back to Chronicles.

[Raven]

You don't ever want to do another Bible study with us?

[Top Lobster]

That's hurtful.

[Raven]

What is it, two Kings? One?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

When I Jedi mind controlled you, it was just so I could get straight Bible.

[Raven]

Yeah, which you've already bowed out of.

[Matt with three T's]

Now that I've got it, how'd this.

[Top Lobster]

Work out for you? You have a smoke machine in your office.

[Raven]

He already bowed out. Is this. He's already. He's like, I can't do any more straight Bible.

[Matt with three T's]

Did you guys tell everybody what atma.

[Raven]

Did I need straight vacation?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they know. Yeah.

[Raven]

Atma, the girl.

A fog machine. And now we don't know if we could use it because it does say on Google that it'll set off the smoke alarms and there are sprinklers.

[Matt with three T's]

It felt. It felt somewhat devious, to be honest. I don't know if you guys know the story, but she called Monday, and I talked to her. She seemed like a sweet per. She seemed totally normal.

[Top Lobster]

Stop talking to the people.

[Matt with three T's]

I was like, this isn't an NDS fan. This is like a normal person. And then she's like, hey, can I talk to Mason? Did I tell you this?

[Raven]

That's funny.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Raven]

Yeah, you did say that.

[Matt with three T's]

Can I talk to Mason? I was like, yeah. I was like, hey, but have we ever talked before? She's like, yeah, in the chat. And then I give it to Mason, and Mason is just like.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, so.

[Matt with three T's]

Just make it on me. Yeah. And then she's, like, silent. She's like, code red silent. Then the thing comes in and Mason's, like, all excited.

And then, you know. You know how you know when it's from an NDS fan in the mail? Now, how do you know it's addressed to Matt with, like, at least three T's? At least four, five, six. Like, I'm like.

[Raven]

What I like is that we came into Matt's life and we destroyed everything he understood on a fundamental level.

[Top Lobster]

Even disrupting blew the shofar.

[Raven]

This spelling of his name is now changed. The fundamental things he believes in have become in flux.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, like, yeah, that's where. That's why we have the shirts out there now that say, I want my life back. Like, that is the whole thing. Like, that's the whole content.

[Raven]

We have a shirt, and it says, I'm not brewing this because I just.

[Matt with three T's]

Want my life back.

[Raven]

Matt with three T's. Can you please start reading the thing? Okay.

[Matt with three T's]

Two Kings, chapter one.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know if you guys are ready for this. I know, but it goes right into, like, False gods, lowercase G God, which I know you guys don't understand.

[Raven]

Shout out Heiser.

[Matt with three T's]

You're like.

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[Matt with three T's]

Aliens or demons? No, dude.

[Raven]

They are so simplistic and annoying. They're demonic. Please. They're lowercase G guys and stuff.

[Matt with three T's]

I love.

[Raven]

Yeah, and that's why I'm trying to. I'm trying to.

[Matt with three T's]

Anybody disagrees with us, they're idiots.

[Top Lobster]

We have to talk about this. We have to talk about this.

[Matt with three T's]

We have to fight. They think.

[Raven]

No, we already talked about this with. With Austin. He was supposed to come on and talk about Columbine.

[Matt with three T's]

It doesn't matter. We're just. We're trifling over stuff that we shouldn't be fighting.

[Raven]

You're trifling, dude.

[Matt with three T's]

Whatever. Trifling ass. There's something from the demonic realm. Why does it make me look so big on that angle?

[Raven]

Because you're like all the way up there. Big style here. This is what we're gonna do.

[Top Lobster]

You just work out.

[Raven]

There you go.

[Top Lobster]

Perfect. Let's read Asahia's Messengers. Meet Elijah. Wow.

[Raven]

Please, can you read?

[Matt with three T's]

Then Moab rebelled against Israel after the death of Ahab. Remember we read the death of Ahab.

[Raven]

Remind me who Moab is.

[Matt with three T's]

Moab is just another nation. You want to know how they started?

[Raven]

Yeah, let's see.

[Matt with three T's]

Lot. Lot.

[Raven]

Lot with three T's after.

[Matt with three T's]

Just hold on one second. Let me get this out. Lot after the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, and the wife turns to a pillar of salt, which. You actually knew that story. Everybody was in shock that you knew that story. After that, he goes into a cave to get away his daughters, right? Just watch the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah and assume that the entire planet's gone.

[Top Lobster]

Reasonable.

[Raven]

That's how. That's how intense it is.

[Matt with three T's]

Dude.

[Raven]

Dude.

[Matt with three T's]

The destruction.

[Raven]

Stop to think, like, I'm on a planet and it's still here, but the whole thing must be gone.

[Matt with three T's]

Well, are they idiots? No, I mean, it's a dude. Watch what happens next. All right, It's a. It's an interesting thought. It says that they thought they were the only ones left in all the Earth. So I don't know. Maybe that meant regional. Maybe didn't mean the whole planet.

[Raven]

Oh, this is a regional flood thing.

[Matt with three T's]

You guys not know this story?

[Top Lobster]

This guy's a Timothy Albarino.

[Raven]

Albarino, huh?

[Matt with three T's]

So they go into Indiana, they get their father drunk. Do you.

[Top Lobster]

Do you agree with him that the flood was regional?

[Matt with three T's]

I. I think the flood was on the whole planet, but I don't. Who are you talking about?

[Raven]

You know who we're talking about.

[Top Lobster]

Tim.

[Raven]

Boy, he carries a whip in public.

[Matt with three T's]

Oh, I don't care.

[Raven]

He dresses like Indiana Jones.

[Matt with three T's]

Doesn't change anything.

[Raven]

Nobody do dress it.

[Matt with three T's]

The dude's done a lot. The dudes done a lot. And we owe him something for that.

[Raven]

Oh, why am I getting a double feedback now?

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, blah, blah, blah.

[Top Lobster]

That's my bad, dude.

[Matt with three T's]

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Do that.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry.

[Raven]

All right, please continue.

[Matt with three T's]

So the girls get their dad drunk, go in. Nah. Yeah.

[Raven]

What?

[Matt with three T's]

Blah, blah, blah.

[Raven]

No, nasty. Yes, nasty.

[Matt with three T's]

And they have children by their dad, and those are the Moabites.

That's how that nation start. Do you guys want to read it? Because I feel like sometimes I tell you this stuff, and you're like, yeah, I don't know. I don't really know.

[Raven]

That's gross.

[Matt with three T's]

Let's go there. Or you want to pull it up?

[Raven]

No, we're doing kings. One, one.

[Matt with three T's]

This will take two seconds. I just don't like when people hear stories, but you don't read it right from the scripture, and then, like, yeah, maybe it happens.

[Raven]

So you're saying he banged. They banged his what chapter? Yo, Atma's Indian.

[Matt with three T's]

She's Not Indian. I talked to her, dude. It was not an Indian.

[Raven]

You don't think some Indians don't have accents anymore?

[Matt with three T's]

Like American Indian or from India?

[Raven]

Indian, like American Indian.

[Top Lobster]

Did she ask you to reset your devices?

[Matt with three T's]

Yo, this is crazy.

[Top Lobster]

You guys ready for this? Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay. And Lot went up out of Zoar.

[Raven]

We're not reading.

[Matt with three T's]

We're in Genesis 19, starting in verse 30. Lot went up out of Zoar and dwelt in the mountain and his two daughters with him. For he feared to dwell in Zoar. And he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.

[Raven]

The hell was that?

[Matt with three T's]

In the firstborn, said unto the younger, our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth. This is one of those stories where, like, the Bible's true. Because if you were just starting a religion, you don't put these stories in the. In the Bible. You only put this story. This is madness. Yeah, so you only put this story in there if it's the truth.

[Raven]

So what are they saying? That because there was a big destruction, there's no.

[Matt with three T's]

They thought there was nobody left on the planet.

[Raven]

You don't think that they knew that they were on the planet and they weren't destroyed and they were just trying to bang their dad?

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, I don't know. That makes it a little more creepy.

[Raven]

Yeah, thing is really creepy.

[Top Lobster]

No, I mean, this destroyed a whole town. Listen, if. If this town was destroyed.

[Matt with three T's]

No, I would go back higher region. Like, not just a town, like an entire region. Like, I don't know where I'm from. There's like the Tri Valley. It's like Livermore, Pleasanton, Dublin. It was like that. It's, like, destroyed an entire valley. Like an entire multiple cities.

[Raven]

So if you were in Mexico and you were aware that, like, you know, America and Canada got destroyed, you would go like, yo, mom.

[Matt with three T's]

No, I didn't do that.

[Raven]

Exactly. So I think they just wanted to bang your dad.

[Top Lobster]

If you were in America and all of America gets destroyed, but Canada and Mexico still exists. Like, how would you know?

[Raven]

That's a far walk. You better bang your mom.

[Matt with three T's]

No, they were up in the cave looking down at it. Like, the angels came and let. We've already read the story before. Got them out. Got them out. And they were watching, dude, as it got destroyed.

[Top Lobster]

That's what I'm saying, though. They don't. But they. They don't have a concept of outside of this area. They just see, like, all this Expansive destruction, so they assume.

[Raven]

Sounds like a lot of mental gymnastics.

[Matt with three T's]

It was bad. So who knows? Maybe like the debris went up into the air and like the whole earth is covered in this cloud of like, like whatever. And the sun is looking like red, like blood red coming through the clouds.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

And it just looks like all out destruction of everything.

[Raven]

Do we have any idea how long of a time frame it is between this destruction and when they decided to bang their dad?

[Matt with three T's]

No, because that's the touchy thing with the scripture, bro, is a lot of times you don't how much time unfolded. You get the feeling it's like immediate.

[Top Lobster]

Like, you got to understand that they're at like, they're at like a high level. They're in a cave that's high. So they're looking out. And because of the curvature of the earth, they're not going to see past a certain point.

[Raven]

It's a flat plane. Doesn't have.

[Matt with three T's]

Don't do that.

[Top Lobster]

No, I'm saying as it curves, it's hidden.

[Matt with three T's]

Don't do that, bro. That's. You're going to make people in the chat think there's a flat earth, dude. And we don't want to get into.

[Raven]

All that, guys, W's in the chat for flat earth.

[Matt with three T's]

But think about this, though. Think about this. They ran out of Sodom and Gomorrah. And imagine if like your house is on fire, you just grab what's important to you and you get out of there.

No, that's not. No, that's not. I'm not doing this.

Oh, no. Oh, that's. So they grabbed booze, bro. Like, they grabbed some booze.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

They were like, yo, get the hooch.

[Raven]

Oh, so they're drunk and they're like dad's wiener.

[Top Lobster]

All right, I'm not.

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[Matt with three T's]

Let me just read it. Let me just read it. I don't like you guys get like this. Okay? The firstborn said under the younger, our father is old and there's not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth. Come, let us make our father drink wine and we will lie with him that we may preserve seed of our father.

[Top Lobster]

Crazy.

[Matt with three T's]

You guys get triggered by the word seed. That's fine.

[Raven]

You know what you do to get the knowledge?

[Top Lobster]

You got to drink the seed.

[Raven]

Yeah. Shout out box saga.

[Top Lobster]

That's a whole thing.

[Matt with three T's]

And they made their father drink wine that night. And the firstborn went in and lay with her father. And he perceived not when she lay down nor when she arose. They got him like, yo, how drunk are you though?

[Raven]

Because I've been pretty drunk in my life and I've never been unaware of silly things like that. I'll just throw up and then go to sleep. And then, you know.

[Matt with three T's]

So you don't even know. Maybe that happened to you.

[Raven]

No.

[Matt with three T's]

And it came to pass on the morrow that the firstborn said unto the younger, behold, I lay yesterday with my father. Let us make him drink wine this night also. And you go in and lie with him that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night also in the younger arose and lay with him. And he perceived not when she lay down nor when she arose. Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father in the firstborn bear a son and called his name Moab.

[Raven]

I would have just threw like as soon as she was pregnant, I'd be like, oh, looks like I got to throw you off this cliff.

[Matt with three T's]

The same is the father of the Moabites unto this day. And the younger, she also bear a son and called his name Ben Ami. The same is the father of the children of Amman, like Amman, Jordan unto this day. So that's how Moab and Jordan started.

[Raven]

Yo but did they feel like. Is there any part of the Bible? It's like. And then they felt stupid because they realized other people were still alive and they had banged their father.

[Matt with three T's]

Does not say that.

[Top Lobster]

No. No rag rats.

[Raven]

No rag rats, baby. Sometimes you gotta grab dad.

[Matt with three T's]

So that. So that's Moab. I don't know why you asked about Moab.

[Top Lobster]

Like, no. You asked.

[Raven]

No, you were like, the story of Moab.

[Matt with three T's]

No, I haven't even got to the point. I was talking about the lowercase G gods that are about to pop up.

[Top Lobster]

Nobody asked about Mo.

[Raven]

I did. I asked who they were, but I didn't want to know.

[Top Lobster]

Well, then apologize. Apologize.

[Raven]

Sorry, boss.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry, boss.

[Matt with three T's]

Dude, stop. What is the new boss thing? I don't like it. I know what you're doing, and I don't like it.

That awkward silence isn't creepy. That's fine. That's fine. This is like, I just want my life back. I just want my life back.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like we've been really mean.

[Matt with three T's]

I just feel like I'm in the Truman show, bro. Like, and I know it's like that in real life, everything is puppeteered from the unseen realm. But the more I look back, like, the day you walked in, I'm like, I'm on the Truman Show. Like, I'm literally, like, living the Truman Show. This isn't real.

[Raven]

Let's read some Bible, please.

[Matt with three T's]

Then Moab rebelled against Israel after the death of Ahab. And Ahaziah fell down. That's the son of Ahab.

[Raven]

Okay.

[Matt with three T's]

Fell down through a lattice.

[Raven]

Through a lattice.

[Matt with three T's]

Just like, through. He's, like, on an upper floor.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Matt with three T's]

In his upper chamber. That was in Samaria. And. And was sick. Like, he got sick from it.

[Raven]

He fell down.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know. Look up the word sick. Maybe it just means, like, you know, like, you fall and get gangrene or something when you fall. Oh, maybe not like, old people fall and they get.

[Raven]

He broke his.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, hold on. Yeah, yeah, he. So it's sick. I don't know. It's not really saying anything about it.

[Matt with three T's]

Dude. This is what I'm saying. He has very low energy.

[Raven]

I was so tired last night, and I fell asleep. And then I was slapped with dreams.

[Matt with three T's]

You're very low energy, bro.

[Raven]

Blapped.

[Matt with three T's]

And as I fell down through Elias, in his upper chamber that was in Samarium, was sick. And he sent messengers and said unto them, go inquire of Baalzebub, the God of Ekron.

[Raven]

Oh, what a dick.

[Matt with three T's]

The lowercase G, God of Ekron. Whether I shall recover of this disease of Beelzebub.

[Raven]

But then you have Baalzabub B, A, L, which is like, ball really means Lord.

[Matt with three T's]

Lord of the flies. That's what it's. It's like Baelzebub. That's what that is. Oh, but you gotta unpack that. You gotta unpack.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, so he probably. He probably, like, had, like, a festering wound or something, and there's probably, like, flies flying on it. Let's just make stuff up.

[Matt with three T's]

No, as much as you guys kind of come off, like, you don't have brains, sometimes you do say things that might be accurate.

[Raven]

Oh, was this one of these?

[Matt with three T's]

That is why he went to the Lord of the Flies.

[Raven]

Nice.

[Matt with three T's]

But anyway, what did I say that might be? It's the lowercase G, God of Ekron that he's seeking for help. Whereas the church. Like, same thing happens in the church where, like, men of God are saying, why are you going to the world for help with this? Go to God.

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[Matt with three T's]

This has always happened. The covenant people have God to call on and they don't. Like, a lot of people would apply this to, like, modern medicine. Like, church people that had just have, like, pharmaceutical pills. Like, you open their cabinet and they're just loaded with pharmaceutical pills. Man of God would say, why are you running to the world for that? Like, why don't you go to God, uppercase G, God for that, which is neither here nor there. I know it's going to ruffle some feathers, but it's whatever. Is it hot in here?

[Raven]

It's super hot in here.

[Top Lobster]

Fine.

[Matt with three T's]

Turn the AC down, bro.

[Top Lobster]

That is an interesting one. Do you think we should not go to the doctor to touch the.

[Matt with three T's]

No, no. I know. I'm incredibly grateful for, like, doctors, like, when I slice the finger open. Yeah, yeah, dude, I'm so. I'm so grateful. I am so grateful. Like, you go there, they inject the stuff, they clean it, they wrap it up, they stitch it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Like, dude, this. For an hour, this was just gushing blood. And then I unwrapped it. Gushing blood again. Like, so I was like, two hours in and was still gushing blood. I mean, yeah, like, normally I would just tape it up and be okay, but not this time. So I'm so grateful for that system, but that system is not health care. That's. That's very deceptive to call that system health care. That's not. That's not healthcare. That's, like, emergency care that I am personally super grateful for. And I'M not bashing it. Like, if I break my leg or get hit by a car, I'm incredibly grateful for that system. I'm so grateful. But to call it healthcare and give you, like, bottles of pills and say, like, these things are good for you, or. I don't know. That's crazy. That whole thing seems crazy. I mean, some of the pills are cool, right? Like, they have these things called oxycontins. No, but that comes out of that system.

[Raven]

Benzodiazepines.

[Matt with three T's]

That comes out of that system. So you got to take that.

[Top Lobster]

That's pharmacia.

[Matt with three T's]

No, there's these things called.

What are they called? Like, if you get sick, you take them and they work. But if you keep taking stronger and stronger ones, ultimately they don't work.

[Raven]

Ibuprofen?

[Matt with three T's]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Geez. Wow. They're gonna say it in the chat, but I'm like, tylenol, no.

[Raven]

Acetaminophen makes you autistic.

[Matt with three T's]

No. Ricardo. Genio.

[Top Lobster]

Antibiotics.

[Matt with three T's]

Antibiotics, man. Yeah, we can't. I just can't think of words.

[Top Lobster]

Couldn't think of the word anti.

[Matt with three T's]

After you take them, you got to take, like, kombucha and pickles, all this stuff to get probiotics back.

[Raven]

I like sauerkraut.

[Matt with three T's]

But, like. Yeah, no, I'm saying, like, there's. There's, like, everybody's grateful for that stuff, but there's got to be some context within that system. When you talk to the oldies here, you're like, hey, what are you doing today? They're like, oh, doctor's appointments, you know.

[Top Lobster]

You'Re like, oh, really?

[Matt with three T's]

What's wrong? Oh, nothing. You guys are just going to the doctor? Yeah, we just go to the doctor all the time.

[Top Lobster]

Here's a fun fact. If you come to the standard coffee shop, library and casino, and you go to the back table there, you could actually take the residue off the table, get high of the pills that the old people, they crush them up back there.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't like that.

[Raven]

In between shows, I go back and lick the table.

[Matt with three T's]

I know what you're doing, and I don't like it. Verse 3. But the angel of the Lord said to Elijah the Tish bite. Here's our guy Again.

[Top Lobster]

Here's our guy. I really hope. I really hope that that auto pen.

[Raven]

Don't talk about that.

[Matt with three T's]

Don't talk about that. That's inappropriate. But the angel of the Lord said to Elijah the Tishbite arise. Go up to meet the messengers of the King of Samaria and say unto them, is it not because there's no God in Israel that you go to inquire of Beelzebub, the God of Ekron. Do you see how there's lowercase G gods that rule over territories?

[Raven]

And it's kind of dope, though, when you think about God intervening on behalf of them. He could have just let them go to these shitty Beelzebub gods and done whatever, but instead he sends Elijah to go intervene on behalf.

[Matt with three T's]

It is interesting when God intervenes.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Raven]

Because it's like he could have just let them go and done dumb shit and then reaped dumb shit rewards.

[Matt with three T's]

I guess sometimes he does. This is happening, but sometimes he intervenes.

[Top Lobster]

This is the action of a king. So it's more of like a larger example to intervene with, I guess it's interesting.

[Matt with three T's]

Well, these dudes have been pissing God off for like a while. You know what I'm saying? It's not like this is the only thing that they're doing that God doesn't like. But that's a good observation, is like, yes, sometimes he engages and say, yeah, let's go ahead. You guys want to play? Let's play.

[Raven]

What's mole chisel dick?

[Matt with three T's]

Why?

[Raven]

Somebody in the chat saying, can we talk about mole chisel dick next?

[Matt with three T's]

No, Melchizedek. That's some. That's something totally different. It's. Who said that?

[Raven]

Gpi, Jonathan. He's cool. He told me not to get a jeep.

Even though he's.

[Matt with three T's]

Can you put Robert Wolf's thing up there?

[Raven]

What is Robert Wolf saying? Do you think Matt just put it.

[Matt with three T's]

Up there to go down? Where are you going?

[Raven]

Right there, right there.

[Matt with three T's]

Put it up.

[Raven]

You think Matt prayed for patience heavily months leading up to meeting these retards? Well, that. That's like a good. If you did pray for patience, certainly God sent us to force you to develop it.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay. Anyway.

[Top Lobster]

Has this really been that much of an ailment on you?

[Matt with three T's]

Like, is a strong one?

[Raven]

I think he wakes up every day with just a smile on his face and the sun in his.

[Top Lobster]

You guys know you. Everybody knows that. That Matt is a Sungazer, right?

[Raven]

Oh, you do? Sungaze.

[Matt with three T's]

What? What does that even mean? What are you talking about? It's like things that you guys are.

[Top Lobster]

Like, oh, yeah, I'm getting a little low on coffee.

[Matt with three T's]

We know secret stuff. We know secrets.

[Raven]

We know. We don't know secrets.

[Top Lobster]

You told me.

[Matt with three T's]

That's a Sungazer.

[Raven]

Why can't. Why can't the Holy Spirit reveal things to us?

[Top Lobster]

No, no.

[Matt with three T's]

What's a Sungazer.

[Top Lobster]

Matt revealed to me that as he drives to work, he looks at the sun.

[Matt with three T's]

Correct.

[Raven]

Okay, everybody should be doing that.

[Matt with three T's]

Set your circadian rhythm as you wake up in the morning. Look at Andrew Huberman's stuff. Dude, he's a brain science.

[Raven]

I don't look at Andrew Huberman.

[Matt with three T's]

It gets you going.

[Top Lobster]

I look at the road when I'm driving.

[Matt with three T's]

I do both.

[Raven]

No, the. No, you don't. Dude, I don't. You text message so much.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, text message.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, I gotta get back into this because. Can you read this like Yo, 31 minutes in and all there is is f and banter verses in. Now therefore, thus saith the Lord.

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[Matt with three T's]

Okay, hold on, hold on. So, but let's go back to verse three. But the angel of the Lord said to Elijah the Tishbite, arise, go up to meet the messengers of the King of Samaria and say unto them, is it not because there's not a God in Israel that you go to inquire of Belzebub, the God of Ekron? So covenant people, people who are in covenant with God should seek God. That's the point here.

[Raven]

Amen.

[Matt with three T's]

Now therefore, thus saith the Lord, you shall not come down from that bed on which you're gone up, but shall surely die. And Elijah departed.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's. This guy's like the angel of death.

[Matt with three T's]

Well, it's just you're trying to make this point of, like, this is what God's like, and this is what he's like with his messengers. Yeah, he's not like, hey, go tell him it's playtime. Let's jump around the ball house, the little. The jump house, the bounce house. Let's have playtime. Let's put a slide in the lobby. Remember? Did you guys see the thing I said you're putting a slide in the lobby?

[Top Lobster]

That church is right by my house.

[Raven]

Can we get a slide here?

[Matt with three T's]

Bro, it's like, it's not play time. Like, God's not saying, hey, it's playtime. He's saying, go tell that. Go prophesy death.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, but have we thought about his children? How much faster could we get God's work done if we did have a slide?

[Raven]

If we had a slide from the room.

[Top Lobster]

Think of all here, all the stairs. How much time would it take? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. At least 15.

[Matt with three T's]

Verse 5. Verse 5. And when the messengers turned back unto him, he said unto them, why are you now turned back? And they said unto him, unto the king, there came a man up to meet us and said unto us, go, turn again unto the king that sent you and say unto him, thus saith the Lord. It's not because. Is it not because there's not a God in Israel that you send to inquire of Beelzebub, the God of Ekron? Therefore, thou shalt not come down from the bed on which you are gone up, but shall surely die.

[Raven]

So your gangrene that you got from falling through the ladder, maybe you would.

[Matt with three T's]

Have lived, but because you went to the God of Ekron, now you're going to die.

[Top Lobster]

So wait, a Moab. Moab is part of Israel?

[Matt with three T's]

No.

[Top Lobster]

So then why is God even concerned about these guys?

[Matt with three T's]

These are not Moabites. This is the king of Israel.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my bad. These guys sound like retards.

[Raven]

This is interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Okay, wait, wait.

[Matt with three T's]

I just want to make sure you guys understand what's going on. So what other questions do you have? Like what.

[Top Lobster]

Moab rebelled against Israel?

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, that's just kind of separate. That's just verse one, Maybe to give us the timeline. Maybe. Hey, it was during this time period.

[Raven]

When that was popping off.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, during the rebellion.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah. And he said unto them, what manner of man was he which came up to meet you and told you these words? And they answered him. He was a Hairy man and girt with a girdle of leather about his loins. And the king said, it's Elijah. The tish bite.

[Raven]

It's interesting because how hairy is Elijah that this is worth mentioning?

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know, but that's not the point.

[Raven]

Right there.

[Matt with three T's]

The point is that the. The messengers didn't know Elijah, but the king did.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, but it's worth mentioning was a.

[Raven]

Bigfoot to say when you go, Esau was a hairy man that smelled of the field. Those are some obviously important details.

[Matt with three T's]

I wish you knew the story, because in the story.

Jacob goes in with goat hair on.

[Raven]

I know the story. We've done a cover. Yeah. And even.

[Matt with three T's]

And Isaac goes, oh, yeah, just like my son. Goat hair.

[Raven]

Yeah, dude. So how Harry was.

[Top Lobster]

And you smell horrible.

[Matt with three T's]

Pretty hairy.

[Top Lobster]

How hairy is Elijah That. That they're like, yo, dude, he was hairy, and they're like, hairy.

[Raven]

Then that's all you get is, like, that one thing. Like, you're pretty hairy. But if somebody said, like, it was a hairy guy, I wouldn't be like.

[Top Lobster]

Matt is actually pretty hairy.

[Matt with three T's]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

It was a guy with big ears, a haircut. He gets a haircut bi weekly.

[Raven]

Yeah, it's true. You get a fade a lot for a guy who is on the. Whatever. The.

[Top Lobster]

The fruit farm.

[Matt with three T's]

I'm not sure what that has to do with it. When I lived on the fruit, I.

[Top Lobster]

Didn'T get that many hairs.

[Matt with three T's]

But now, and I have to come on here all the time, I'm like.

No, I just don't like having to comb my hair. So if I keep it short, I don't know, I never have to do anything to it. I literally just get out of the shower.

[Raven]

So you're saying we should hire somebody to comb your hair when it gets long?

[Matt with three T's]

Easy haircut.

[Raven]

Don't call me haircut. Tank top. These noise. These things are demeaning.

[Matt with three T's]

You think you're Gavin Newsome now, and it's embarrassing. Can we just read? I just want to read.

[Top Lobster]

All right. Go ahead, boss.

[Matt with three T's]

So there's a limited amount of people that can talk with this kind of authority. And out of that number of people, the hairy one, he's like, oh, dude, that's Elijah.

[Top Lobster]

And what is it. What does it mean that he. A girt with a girdle of leather.

[Raven]

He's got a girdle.

[Matt with three T's]

Means he was dressed with. He wore leather.

[Raven]

No, a girdle is like a thick ass belt.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay.

[Raven]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So about his loins.

[Raven]

Yeah, yeah. A girt. It's. Yeah. It's like a big thing here.

[Top Lobster]

I like it.

[Raven]

I know it from.

[Matt with three T's]

So maybe he just had that video. Harry, my dude, no clothes.

[Raven]

Basically. It's basically a leather diaper with a thick belt area.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, so now the king's pissed.

[Top Lobster]

I like Elijah.

[Matt with three T's]

So the king's like this. King's like, oh, Elijah wants beef. Let's. Let's go.

[Raven]

That's dumb, dude. You want beef with a hairy dude in a diaper?

[Matt with three T's]

This is next level right here. Verse 9. This is next level. Most church people aren't ready for this.

[Raven]

Can we make.

[Matt with three T's]

Never read it.

[Raven]

Leather diapers.

[Matt with three T's]

For then we came. Then the king sent unto him, unto Elijah, a captain of 50 with his 50 soldiers.

[Raven]

Doesn't matter.

[Matt with three T's]

And he went up to him and behold, he sat on top of a hill.

[Raven]

So do they not know that Elijah murked all those dudes and ran really, really fast?

[Matt with three T's]

Who knows the timeline again? Who knows if this is 20?

[Raven]

People forget a lot of back then.

[Matt with three T's]

Yes. Yeah, people forget now. What are you talking about, dude? You guys forget stuff five years later.

[Raven]

I don't forget.

[Top Lobster]

This is also so this could be a long time from now. It's kind of messed up because Elijah was like a while ago was like, God, I want to die now.

[Raven]

Not before you kill everybody.

[Top Lobster]

Not before you do this and this and this. He's like, set out a quest for them.

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[Top Lobster]

For years.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, it's a fair statement.

[Top Lobster]

And he's hairy.

[Matt with three T's]

And he's hairy and called with a holy calling in Christ Jesus before the world began. So yeah, maybe he's like, no, dude, dude, you're going to finish your course.

[Raven]

But how cool is it that that course is to like intervene on behalf of God? It's also to be super hairy and in a leather diaper and kill so many people and run so fast. That's like pretty cool.

[Top Lobster]

As far as what I like about Elijah the most I will say is God's like, watch this. And he smashes the mountains. And Elijah's like, whatever, dude.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, he just lives in that realm.

[Top Lobster]

Just let me die now.

[Matt with three T's]

He just lives in that realm. He's like, yeah, I got it, I got it.

[Raven]

Elijah sounds like.

[Matt with three T's]

Like a.

[Raven]

Like a.

[Matt with three T's]

Remember, he wakes up, the angels cooking him food. He just roll. He's like, what'?

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

And he's like, hey, bro, eat this.

[Raven]

He's like laying there.

[Matt with three T's]

He goes back to bed.

[Raven]

Birds are feeding him.

[Matt with three T's]

He's not even like, yo, that's an angel. Like, I want to talk to him, ask him. He's like, just goes back to bed, lives. He just lives in that realm. Dude.

[Raven]

Is he like a super. Like a. Kind of like an emo.

[Top Lobster]

I'm actually doing. So I have like a 90 page dissertation.

[Raven]

You've been using that word a lot this morning on.

[Top Lobster]

On worship.

[Matt with three T's]

When you guys use my words and.

[Top Lobster]

Pretend and what I'm learning have any words. What I'm learning about angels is so what?

[Matt with three T's]

Oh, yeah.

[Raven]

Nobody gives.

[Top Lobster]

To be honest, like. Like the more. Especially from the musical aspect. I know this is gonna be. He's gonna be like, what do you mean, so what?

[Raven]

So what?

[Top Lobster]

It's very much like Elijah. It'd be like this guy's like a. I don't know, like it. Like if. If a bot was on Twitter and it was telling you stuff, he'd be like, thanks for the information.

[Raven]

Bot X.

[Matt with three T's]

Don't compare angels to bots.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, no, yeah, he just did that almost exactly.

[Raven]

Apologize to both.

[Matt with three T's]

Angels are incredibly legit. Our elder brother race.

[Top Lobster]

They have no. They have no free will. They can't create.

[Matt with three T's]

Told you angels don't have free will. Who's telling me?

[Top Lobster]

I guess they do, but when they.

[Matt with three T's]

Do, why would you make a statement like that?

[Top Lobster]

Because then they just die when they have free will. Then they just go somewhere. They don't die.

[Raven]

Right?

[Matt with three T's]

Where are you getting your information? They don't die. They do have free will. Like, what are you talking about?

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I'm not doing this.

[Top Lobster]

Like. Like, angels of God, they just have to do one thing. Why can't even sing?

[Matt with three T's]

What?

[Top Lobster]

They just, like, met.

[Raven]

I don't know. They're not.

[Top Lobster]

They're not that. They're not singing constantly.

[Raven]

I thought they were singing.

[Top Lobster]

They're, like, chanting, talking loud. They can't create.

[Matt with three T's]

Who you talking about? Seraphim? Because I can't wait. I can't wait.

[Raven]

You are gonna.

[Top Lobster]

You're gonna have your mind blown.

[Matt with three T's]

Do not do this without running it by.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna do this.

[Matt with three T's]

No, I want to make sure it's biblically accurate.

[Raven]

You gotta run it by. Boss.

[Matt with three T's]

No, hold on. Isaiah, in chapter six. Isaiah, chapter six. He's dealing with seraphim that are flying around. Yeah. Six wings. They got two over the eyes, two over the feet, two over the hands, and they're flying around saying, holy, holy, holy.

[Top Lobster]

They're not singing.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, whatever. All right, you have those entities. You have cherubs. Cherubim. Yeah, the plural. Not cherubs. Cherubim. They're. That's an entity. Common angels. That's a thing. Archangels. That's a thing. I don't know what you're talking about. Like, which. And all of the angels have free will. That's how they rebelled. Like, that's how they chose to rebel.

[Top Lobster]

When they rebel, they fall, and they're gay. But angel, an angel in its, like, basic state cannot rebel. It's supposed to do one thing. It has a job.

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It can't create.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, Supposed to and cannot is two totally different things.

[Raven]

You're just not getting it.

[Top Lobster]

He's just nitpicking.

[Matt with three T's]

Like, what?

[Top Lobster]

I'm.

[Matt with three T's]

No, you're making sense.

[Top Lobster]

I'm explaining to you why Elijah looked at the angel and he was like, whatever.

[Matt with three T's]

Why?

[Top Lobster]

Because it's like an automaton. This is a thing that.

[Matt with three T's]

I'm not doing this. Like, if kids come.

[Top Lobster]

You understand what I'm saying?

[Matt with three T's]

The kids are supposed to come to work on time, but they have free will, and they come to work late. Yeah, you're like, yeah, the angel has one job to work here, but they still come late. I'm not doing this with you, bro.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, you are.

[Matt with three T's]

Just run that by me before you go. I will not run it by.

The wrong biblically, bro.

[Top Lobster]

It's not going to be totally wrong biblically.

[Raven]

You say, we got to run it by the boss.

[Top Lobster]

What I'm saying. Stop.

[Matt with three T's]

Where did this even come from?

[Top Lobster]

Dude, this is why. Because he's the boss.

[Matt with three T's]

You guys like saw something on Twitter last night and all of a sudden now you're like, boss, boss, boss, boss, boss.

[Raven]

You don't understand how. How we make lore.

[Top Lobster]

This is why. This is why a lot. Yeah, I'll forget it now.

[Raven]

You have no idea how we make this.

[Top Lobster]

Why Elijah was not impressed by this angel. This is what I think the angels do. Like, they do the things that they're supposed to do. They're super amazing. Wow, look at them.

[Matt with three T's]

This is like being with a seven year old dude. You see this guy with. He thinks he's Gavin Newsome flexing.

[Raven]

Gavin Newsom doesn't have any muscles.

[Matt with three T's]

You're wrong about the. The angels, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I'm not wrong about the angels.

[Matt with three T's]

You are.

[Top Lobster]

You think the angels are like super, like, wow, look at these. No, the angels are like. Yeah, they do what they're told.

[Raven]

He's gonna have a visitation now.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay. That's a very high level life. You do what you're told by God. That's a very high level life. I mean.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but this is why they fall. This is. I don't know. There's nothing.

[Matt with three T's]

What are you saying? They do what they're told. This is why they fall.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, yeah, dude, you heard him, okay? Let's just get back in the. No, this doesn't make any sense. No, we're saying angels being obedient to God is like the highest level of life.

[Top Lobster]

They have no choice to.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, do have a choice. Some of them rebelled.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. But when they do, then they. Then they fall and that's it. They're done. They don't have a choice.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, okay. It's the same for us. Like, no saying.

[Top Lobster]

We're allowed to not choose. We're allowed to not do that and not have consequences throughout this life until the end. We're allowed to do that. That's why your worship.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, so you're saying angels get reprimanded immediately?

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[Matt with three T's]

Okay. Okay. That's a good observation. I understand what you mean by that. Like, it's like.

[Top Lobster]

It's like they're a computer. It's like, it's like they get. Yes, they have like this binary of on and off. They can only do this dissertation.

[Raven]

He knows some stuff.

[Matt with three T's]

Same with you.

[Raven]

That you don't know.

[Top Lobster]

What do you mean?

[Matt with three T's]

You're exactly like that or disobey.

[Top Lobster]

Right, but I'm allowed. I'm allowed. Like this, this in the middle stuff of where I obey. I disobeyed for a really long time.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And there's grace.

[Raven]

There's.

[Top Lobster]

There's grace for us. We're allowed to do that.

[Matt with three T's]

Definition of the word grace. Grace does not mean it's okay to live in sin. That's mercy.

[Top Lobster]

Not okay.

[Matt with three T's]

Mercy.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, whatever, Matthew.

[Matt with three T's]

No, because you're butchering definitions that you guys like. Hey, we're in charge of all the definitions.

[Raven]

Love is love.

[Matt with three T's]

No. See what I'm saying?

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so there's mercy for us. And we're allowed to do this. We're allowed to explore. We're allowed to mess up. And that's what brings this creation and the beauty.

[Matt with three T's]

You're saying angels that live, stressing that.

[Top Lobster]

We can express through writing, podcasting, music, songs, stuff like this, we're allowed to create and express through this, through our trials, our tribulations, through the things that we do wrong. And there's something really beautiful about that. Angels can't do that.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay. Yeah. They live in the spirit realm, where everything is bare and wide open. We. We can be deceived here.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Because the flesh, all the things in the earth, there's all this stuff. We don't get it. In the spirit realm, everything's bare and wide open. So when they rebel, they're gone. Because they made a conscious decision. Decision. It's incredibly clear. They're in the spirit realm. That's how clear it is. And they still chose to go away.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know if it's like even a conscious decision. They made a decision, and then it's over for them. It's like a one.

[Matt with three T's]

How is that not a conscious decision?

[Top Lobster]

But there's like, such a binary choice. Well, I'm just saying angels are not that amazing. Which is why when. When he made.

[Raven]

They're not.

[Top Lobster]

They're not. They could do all this fantastical stuff.

[Raven]

But it's like parlor tricks. I have something that'll clear that up. Here's a quote from Joe Rogan. He says Jesus was born out of a virgin mother. What's more virgin than a computer? If Jesus does return, you don't think he could return his artificial intelligence? This is actually really return as Jesus.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. No and yes and no.

[Matt with three T's]

Right. One of those buttons, like in Top Gun, where you hit the thing and you just eject out of the.

[Top Lobster]

No, no. This is a very interesting.

[Matt with three T's]

What is even going on right now.

[Top Lobster]

It's an interesting subject because if you're talking about angels, Elohim, and they're talking about Jesus, Coming back as that class. Like, no, this is like a weird lower class. These are automatons that do what they're told. And when they don't do what they're told, they're out.

[Raven]

What do you think, boss?

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What are you saying?

[Top Lobster]

Pay attention. Spit it out, man.

[Matt with three T's]

You're literally saying, like, Gabriel that showed up and talked to Mary, Gabriel that showed up to Daniel does what He's Michael that came and got him through. You're like, yeah, those are lower. Those are very low.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. In comparison. I'm not doing in comparison to God.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah. And I think so now it's in comparison to God. I thought this was in comparison.

[Top Lobster]

They're not even made in the image of God.

[Matt with three T's]

Amen. Everything that's in comparison to God. Scripture doesn't say that. They're not. It says that man is dude from South Africa.

[Top Lobster]

Why do they then? Why do they hate us?

[Raven]

Because they ain't us.

[Top Lobster]

Well, the fallen.

[Matt with three T's]

The fallen ones hate us because they ain't us.

[Top Lobster]

Because for all the reasons I just listed.

[Matt with three T's]

Because. What reasons?

[Top Lobster]

Because we have choices. Because we have actual free will, we're allowed to mess up in between. And I don't know.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know. I would think. Okay, hold on. I do know.

[Top Lobster]

I'm telling you because I have a dissertation.

[Raven]

Dissertation. Where's your 90 page dissertation?

[Matt with three T's]

But maybe it's because of this. Maybe it's because of this. Maybe in a certain sense they are in the image and likeness of God, but we're in the image and likeness of God because we can. Are you ready? Create life.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Matt with three T's]

They don't have the ability to create life. Do you see what I'm saying?

[Top Lobster]

This is what I'm saying.

[Matt with three T's]

Angels in their proper sphere cannot create life.

[Top Lobster]

But I think it goes.

[Matt with three T's]

Someone looked at man and woman and was like, wait, they get to do that and it makes a human life.

[Top Lobster]

I don't even think they can create music. I don't even think they can sing.

[Matt with three T's]

What are you saying, bro? What do you think? You just got done telling me Lucifer, like, created, did worship in heaven? Because music is worship and worship's music. Yeah. You're like, oh, no, they can't do music. Just hang on. Because there's another passage. I think it's in the Corinthian letter where Paul is saying the women had to keep their head covered. Don't show off your hair. Because of the angels. Like, almost like the angels are looking at women. They're all horns. We don't see women angels. We see male angels. In the Bible, and they're going like, oh, damn. So, yeah, maybe they're jealous because of that. Because we can create life like they are sons of God. They got created by God. We have the capacity that we can create another life. They don't have that. Yeah, Like, I don't know where you're going with the whole thing of, like, ragging on the angels. I feel like this is like your Timothy Albarino rant. Like, you rag on Timothy Albino and then you rag on the angels. But it's like, no, they're cool. And I almost feel like you think they're cool, but you want me to prove it to you that I think.

[Top Lobster]

That they're cool, but I'm looking at them. And now the flaws, the basic flaws that I do see with angels, I would never.

[Matt with three T's]

What do you mean? The flaws made in them?

[Raven]

The flaws, dude.

[Top Lobster]

The flaw. That's why God made something better.

[Raven]

Us.

[Top Lobster]

The flaw that I see of an angel where it's like, oh, you can be like God. It's like, why would I want to be like an angel? These guys have this. They have this very. They have like a great set of skills and all these cool parlor tricks that they have, but really.

[Matt with three T's]

Parlor trick.

[Top Lobster]

It's a. Yeah, they move around. They could fly.

[Matt with three T's]

And you're losing him, dude. You're. I'm here.

[Top Lobster]

Whatever.

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[Matt with three T's]

I'm just saying nobody does. Because you're ragging on angels. We're not supposed to do that. Even Jude addresses that. He says, dude, even Michael didn't rag on Satan, dude. He said, hey, man, the Lord deal with this. So, like, you just going at angels, My God, we can't call Satan gay. You shouldn't. I mean, you shouldn't mess with that whole thing. Sometimes you might get to a place where you have to remind him that I know his destiny. He's getting thrown in the lake of fire. Because we know that, that like, like we know his destiny. We know that he is getting thrown in the lake of fire. Like, there's no. There's no changing that. But I don't even know how we got into this. I'm just saying I think it goes. Started yelling, it's the family of God. The angels are in the family of God. Just like we're in the family of God.

[Top Lobster]

We got into this because Elijah. We're talking about like all the fantastic thing that. Things that Elijah has done. And one of them being an angel, made him breakfast. And he was like, whatever.

[Matt with three T's]

Because he lived in that realm, dude, if that happened to me or you. That's why when these angels show up, they say, fear not fear. I think people are terrified. But saying Elijah wasn't. Wasn't terrified.

[Top Lobster]

Like, but it's not only that he. That he lived in that realm. I think he understood what the angel. What these angels are.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

And the initial lie was that you would be like gods. Like, that's like, oh, eat this. Eat from this tree. And you will be like gods and like, like gods. What does that mean? Lowercase G. Gods. Like angels.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, yeah, you don't want that.

[Top Lobster]

These guys are.

[Matt with three T's]

Who said we do?

[Top Lobster]

Well, so many people do this. What? Yeah, this is.

[Matt with three T's]

This is what you're fighting with imaginary people in your head. Like, don't. Nobody even cares about that. That.

[Raven]

Who apologize to boss.

[Top Lobster]

Who. Who wants to be like God, David? I mean, every technocrat in charge, every single person that has any kind of money, okay, they want to be like God. So this is what I'm saying. And I'm as. I'm looking in discovering more about angels, like specifically this stuff about music and creation and frequency. It was like these guys, not once in the Bible are they stated as singing. They're chanting loudly, in unison.

[Matt with three T's]

The morning stars sang at the creation. I thought that's. Yeah, I know, but Job like, but.

[Top Lobster]

Then when they're in the throne room, they're. They're chanting. So it's like, I'm getting, like, weird, conflicting. So I'm like, are they. Are they even able to create music?

[Matt with three T's]

Straight Bible, bro. I don't know why you're getting your information from the Bible. Oh, the throne room. The throne room. Like, okay, there's a couple references to the throne. There's no, like, references to.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's never read the Bible. And he thinks.

[Matt with three T's]

And you're like, oh, man, the 24 elders, and they're doing this and that, and are they worshiping? Are they singing or.

[Raven]

They thought we were reading kings.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't understand what you're getting at.

[Top Lobster]

We're gonna get to it.

[Raven]

We've got.

[Matt with three T's]

Just stop hating angels. Because sometimes you go on.

[Top Lobster]

I don't hate angels.

[Matt with three T's]

Don't hate angels, bro.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just saying the angels were kind of like. Not all that.

[Matt with three T's]

What are you talking about?

[Raven]

Don't start him up again. See, you're starting him up again. Don't. He's baiting you, dude.

[Matt with three T's]

It's all part of the family of God, dude.

[Raven]

You're being baited.

[Top Lobster]

They're all right.

[Raven]

He's a masturbator, and you're just falling for it.

[Top Lobster]

If one of them made me breakfast, I'd be like, whatever.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, okay. I don't want to mess with this up. This is, like, next level right here, bro.

[Top Lobster]

Okay?

[Matt with three T's]

Then the king sent unto him a captain of 50 with his 50. And he went up to him, and behold, he sat on top of a hill. So, like, Elijah, you know, it's just like Jedi vibes, dude. Like, this is where Star wars got this whole concept from, was like, Old Testament prophets. Like, that's really where they got the Jedi characters from. Dude's just chilling on the top of a mountain.

[Raven]

That's cool.

[Matt with three T's]

They knew where to find them.

[Raven]

That's not even that impressive.

[Top Lobster]

On a high place.

[Matt with three T's]

And he spake unto him, thou man of God. The king has said, come down.

No, you guys are not. Wait, wait. I know you're not ready. Verse 10. Verse 10. Okay. We. We're literally like an hour in. We're in verse 10. And Elijah answered and said to the captain of 50, hey, bro, if I'm a real man of God, then let fire come down from heaven, just like it did at Mount Carmel a couple years ago, and consume you and your 50. And there came down fire from heaven and consumed him and his 50. I knew you guys didn't read this that's pretty straight.

[Raven]

No, I didn't read.

[Matt with three T's]

I always tell you guys read it ahead of time. I knew you didn't. Didn't.

[Raven]

Well, you said we weren't doing a show today.

[Matt with three T's]

I didn't realize what just happened. Do you see how the kingdom of God operates? It doesn't operate with, like, puppies and rainbows and lollipops and cookies.

[Raven]

But we never said it did.

[Matt with three T's]

The little Care Bear with the heart on the belly, like, that is not the kingdom of God, dude.

And again, why is it.

[Top Lobster]

Why is he always, like. Why is it always like. I don't know, it's almost like a question. And if I'm of God, then what? Then this will happen. And then it's like, then it happens because he is of God.

[Matt with three T's]

It's almost like it's a war now. Our war is not in the flesh anymore. Yeah, so I'm not saying, like, we're calling fire out of heaven. Actually, it's interesting because James and John say, hey, should we call fire out of heaven and dust these dudes, and I think they're in Samaria at the time. And Jesus says, no, no, no. You don't know what spirit you're of. No, we're not dusting people like that anymore like that. That's not the deal anymore. There was a time where the war was in the flesh. It's not in the flesh anymore anymore. It's in the spirit realm. So we still have this same kind of mindset. We still have this same kind of dust stuff.

[Raven]

In the spirit realm.

[Matt with three T's]

In the spirit realm. In the spirit.

[Raven]

Real dusted.

[Matt with three T's]

So people who learn how to pray, those are the people doing this today. Those are the people doing it. Not the people who are, like, giving speeches or think they're important or whatever, or they're like, have some influence in the natural realm. Like, if it's like, oh, your grandpa.

[Top Lobster]

Mommy, Daddy, Grandpa, that. Please don't fight.

[Matt with three T's]

Can we delete that person?

[Raven]

No, they gotta stay here. They get it. They understand the dynamic.

[Matt with three T's]

Like, so embarrassing. That's probably the same guy that sent me that chat that has, like, an old man, like, talking to a lobster and a raven on the fence.

[Raven]

Somebody send you that?

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, you see that?

[Raven]

I remember that.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[Raven]

Please continue, boss.

[Matt with three T's]

I was like, dude, these guys now, they have AI to, like, make this stuff. This is bad. This is bad. That was actually a great thing.

[Top Lobster]

AI is just demons, too. It's crazy.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay. I don't remember what I was saying, but the Bottom line is that this is just another level that we just don't understand today.

[Raven]

You know what I think you need to learn about. About Top is when you. When you give. When you issue your. I'm not brewing this. You actually have to mean it. You can't say to top, I'm not brewing this, and then continue to brew it.

[Top Lobster]

Keep brewing it, baby.

[Raven]

It's unbelievable.

[Matt with three T's]

No, I mean it when I say that.

[Raven]

No, but then you continue to brew it.

[Matt with three T's]

What did I do that was. Did I say.

[Raven]

You said, I'm not brewing this. This, like, three times.

[Matt with three T's]

Don't say that. I only say I'm not doing this. That's what the thing I said I'm not doing.

[Top Lobster]

I just don't think that the whole.

[Raven]

Conversation about the angels.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, that's because at that moment, I say, I'm done with this, and then I go back to read, and then I remember another thing, and I'm like.

[Raven]

Yeah, that means you're not done brewing this.

[Matt with three T's]

I was at the second I said it, though.

[Raven]

But then you're no me. Seconds later, you're. I'm not.

[Top Lobster]

Elijah saw through their yeah.

[Raven]

And said, you are. You're not even that cool.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, like, I. I understand what you are.

Yeah, make me breakfast.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah. No, he said, we're in a war.

[Raven]

Yeah, bring me the food, birds.

[Matt with three T's]

We're in a war. I'm not here to, like. I'm not here to, like, play. Play time with you guys. Like, we're in a. Oh, you guys are coming to capture me. Like, I don't think we understand the hostility in this. 50 people came in with a. In a hostile manner to, like, kidnap him. He said, oh, you're coming at me like that. Like, if you guys want to be cool, I won't mess with you. But if. Oh, you're coming at me to, like, take me down?

[Raven]

Be ashamed if fire came from the sky and killed.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, bro. So verse 11 again, also, he sent unto him another captain of 50 with his 50. And he answered and said unto him, oh, man of God, thus hath the king. Said, like, the king somebody important. Like, the king has some kind of authority.

[Top Lobster]

Kings aren't even that cool after they get burned. 50 dudes get just blasted. And then they said, like, send another 50.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah. Hey, you. Oh, you didn't get him the first time. Go get him this time. It's not like he's gonna take out 50 people.

[Raven]

Z Man just said something that sounds like a mat ism. He said, ain't no bounce house in the Wilderness. And that sounds exactly like some shit that Matt would say about no bounce houses in the wilderness in this guy, bro. Not, dude. Z man was our friend long before he was your friend.

[Matt with three T's]

I know, but I'm not saying that. When he called one time, he said he likes me more. I'm just saying he's my guy. He didn't.

[Raven]

He talked to my son.

[Matt with three T's]

That's why he said, I didn't say my son's godfather, said he's my guy.

[Raven]

Shout out to my son's guy.

[Top Lobster]

So basically, they tell him, like, I bet you he won't do this twice.

[Matt with three T's]

See, this is what I like. I like when we can keep it on the rails and you guys can have insight and it's not, like, just crazy stuff, but it's kind of insight. And you're like, you really think this was crazy?

[Top Lobster]

Like, my. My insight on the angels, it was very.

[Matt with three T's]

It's not even insight. You just read that somewhere.

[Top Lobster]

You're saying they're not that impressive.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't. Yeah, you don't know what you're saying, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I guess they're impressive by our standards, by what we can do.

[Raven]

I'm not.

[Matt with three T's]

There you go. There you go.

[Top Lobster]

But I think why it's important is because when we talk about the alien phenomenon, which.

[Matt with three T's]

He won't let it go.

He won't let it go.

[Top Lobster]

I've known it's important.

[Matt with three T's]

No, In Hebrews, there's a big argument made that Jesus is better than angels. There's a big argument for that. We're talking about Jesus. We're talking about God.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Is better than angels. There's a strong argument for that. There's not an argument for that. Like, he's not bad. That angels are not better or not more powerful or not more incredible than common. Man, who's stuck within the confines of the dirt man, of the flesh, of the dirt man, has to sleep. We have to sleep for eight hours. We have to eat. We have to do all this stuff. Angels aren't locked in by those things, dude. So they're, like, greater in power and authority than us.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, well, here's the thing, though. If we can follow some of these fallen angels back throughout antiquity to the. I don't know, the Parthenon, to the Egyptian Ennead, to the Greek. To the Greek pantheon, and we can look at them and accurately define which ones are which throughout time and mythology, and then we look at their characteristics and their offspring and whatever kind of weird stuff's been going on, whether it's demonic. Yes. Whether it's demonic possession, whether it's alien encounters. And then we look at the alien encounters of people, and they go, wow, how fantastical. Came from the sky, paralyzed me in my bed. Talk to me through.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, don't like alien stuff. Influence your understanding of the Bible.

[Top Lobster]

I'm not.

[Raven]

But are you yelling at us?

[Top Lobster]

But I'm looking at it as. As. As Elohim technology. Okay? Which is what it is. Timothy Albarino, I think he agrees with that.

[Matt with three T's]

He's saying, we have an elder race that had technology.

[Top Lobster]

Well, what he had, civilization, had all these things. What he's saying and what other people say accurately, is that these things cannot be stopped by the name of Jesus. And just by a name, they stop on a dime because they're.

[Matt with three T's]

They're basically automatized sometimes and sometimes not. So if he's saying, I know of examples where the name of Jesus was invoked on these things and it didn't stop them, who are you to say, oh, no, that's not true. He's saying, I know of these.

[Raven]

I'm.

[Top Lobster]

I'm exactly the same way as. As him to say, oh, no, that's not true. Karen Wilkinson. Anyway, so, yeah, if it's good for him, it's good for me. Dude.

[Matt with three T's]

One thing I don't like is when the raven just goes silent because he.

[Top Lobster]

Knows that I'm right.

[Raven]

I. I'm struggling to follow all the stuff that's happening right now. I'll be perfectly honest.

[Matt with three T's]

Well, because you're gassy. We. Normally you can, but when you get real gas, like, I am a little.

[Raven]

Bit gassy, and I've been holding in these, and I don't think people realize, like, when it. When you have to kind of like, send it back to where it came from. It takes a lot.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just diet. What. No, I think is what I'm saying is that the fallen angel technology that's being used on the people today is nothing more than parlor tricks. And it ain't okay to go ahead, like, to. To be anything but what Elijah has been towards these angels.

[Matt with three T's]

So you're saying these parlor tricks are not being done by good angels, they're being done by bad angels?

[Top Lobster]

Angels for sure. But even. Even the good angels, Elijah's there and he's like, no big deal, man. He's like, we've seen this. I kind of already.

[Matt with three T's]

Because he lives in that realm because.

[Top Lobster]

He understands how they operate.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're like, Elijah, you know how they operate. So you're not impressed by.

[Top Lobster]

But I'm trying. I'm trying to explain to people. Don't be impressed by. Don't be impressed by these things that you see. The things that you will see that we're. That we're about to see with this age of disclosure. Don't be impressed by.

[Matt with three T's]

Can we pull up blue letter bible and just type in things coming on the earth?

[Top Lobster]

Luke 22.

[Matt with three T's]

Well, just look, get in the search bar and just put things coming on the earth.

[Top Lobster]

Gay coming on the earth. All right, what are we looking for? Specifically that verse?

[Matt with three T's]

It's in Luke 22.

[Top Lobster]

21.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, 21. Can we pull it up?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

And he spake to them a parable. Behold a fig tree. Wait up, is this.

[Matt with three T's]

No, here it is.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Luke 21:2.

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[Matt with three T's]

Okay, watch this. And there shall be signs in the sun and in the moon and in the stars, and upon the earth distress of nations with perplexity the sea and the waves roaring. So there's all this crazy stuff going on with the sun, the moon, the stars. I don't. If you guys don't believe in space, I don't know. I don't know what to say. Okay, I don't know. But it's saying that there's all that stuff happening there. And then there's distress of nations and the nations are all perplexed. Verse 21. Men's hearts failing them for fear. Like, I guess that's saying heart attacks, but men's hearts failing them for fear and for looking after those things. Yeah.

[Raven]

You think that's how you're gonna go?

[Matt with three T's]

Which are coming on the Earth? Because the powers of heaven shall be shaken.

[Raven]

Do you think you're gonna be one of those guys, like, when goes crazy, you're just gonna be like. And you're just gonna die?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but. Well, they're talking about.

[Matt with three T's]

No, that's not gonna happen, dude.

[Raven]

Okay.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know why you joke like that.

[Raven]

I'm just gonna happen.

[Matt with three T's]

Let's go.

[Top Lobster]

And then see.

[Raven]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. What I'm talking about just like the deception before it.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, that's what I just read. The deception before it.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think so.

[Matt with three T's]

Men's hearts filling in for fear with the things coming on the Earth. That's things like aliens and UFOs. These things coming on the Earth. Effing with people doing their thing. They're just. Pull it back up.

[Raven]

Nobody's coming on.

[Matt with three T's]

Pull it back up.

[Top Lobster]

We'll pull it back up. Okay. Men's heart. Men's hearts failing them for fear.

[Matt with three T's]

People are, like, having heart attacks. I'm not saying that. That's something good, dude. That's something bad.

[Top Lobster]

And for looking after those things which are coming.

[Matt with three T's]

What are those things coming on the Earth? What are those things? I thought we were just talking about.

[Top Lobster]

For the powers of heaven shall be shaken.

[Matt with three T's]

The powers of that realm. That realm that's up there. The ether. Whatever you want to call it. There's a couple Greek words, I think, in the Greek. There's two different words. There's like the air. It's literally like air. Like, maybe it's A, E, R. And that's like the English air. Another word. Hold on. That's the ether. And there's things coming out of that.

[Raven]

What?

[Matt with three T's]

And it's making people afraid and they're dying, Rory with heart attacks because of that.

[Raven]

Who bought a drink? Who was it? They didn't say.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't want an espresso. If somebody bought stuff very much, who done it?

[Top Lobster]

We're in a full argument where we interrupted the argument.

[Matt with three T's]

It's not an argument. It's just me explaining to you how you're wrong.

[Top Lobster]

He's right. He's not an argument because I'm winning. So I think. I think that this. So the question here is that.

[Matt with three T's]

What's the question?

[Top Lobster]

Are these things that are coming on the earth from the powers of heaven will be shaken? Are these things good angels or are these fallen angels? Because they're going to be using the same technology?

[Matt with three T's]

Mike, my view of that is no, that's not a good angel doing that. That's not a good angel.

[Raven]

Gay angel.

[Matt with three T's]

That's a disobedient angel that uses free will to disobey God. He's on team Darkness now.

[Top Lobster]

Okay?

[Matt with three T's]

Satan has a kingdom. Jesus said that very clearly. Do we want to pull that passage up where Jesus says satan and his kingdom? He talks about his kingdom. So there's a kingdom of darkness. There's a kingdom of light. The kingdom of darkness. Doing Indiana bad things with the aliens. They're coming down in UFOs. They're tampering with reproductive organs.

[Raven]

They're in the tunnels beneath.

[Matt with three T's]

People have these stories like all throughout history. People from all over the planet have the same story. They got abducted. Their reproductive parts got tampered with. Nobody's saying that's good angels. Nobody would say that, right? And then there's a time period where things are coming on the earth and they're so crazy that men's hearts are failing them for fear. They're saying, I don't have a grid for this. Like, this isn't part of reality. I thought reality was like the super bowl and the Kardashians and Burger King and Tick Tock and Tweeter and Justin Bieber. Like, I have no grid for like this stuff that's coming on the Earth. I don't understand what's happening. And they're having heart attacks from it.

[Raven]

That's like.

[Matt with three T's]

That's what it looks like. That's some like good angels.

[Raven]

Who's that from? Can you pass that to me?

[Matt with three T's]

Can you stop sending us stuff?

[Raven]

Thanks, boss. Wait, did they called?

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, they called in and they didn't.

[Raven]

Say who it was. I think it's Sam Squatch. Is it Sam Squatch? I don't know if it's Sam Squatch. Thank you, Sam Squatch. If it's not you, then I. Then you can have that one.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't.

[Top Lobster]

I don't understand what the. What the disconnect here is. Okay, yeah, there'll be things.

[Matt with three T's]

No, because you like to fight with me until you realize what I'm saying. This happens all the time.

[Top Lobster]

Men's hearts will fail. Will fail them from fear. So when people see angels all the time, they get scared.

[Matt with three T's]

It is.

[Raven]

And it's like squash.

[Top Lobster]

Is this the correct response to have when we even see an angel number one? They tell, you don't have a choice.

[Raven]

Well.

Yeah, you're terrified.

[Top Lobster]

But, like, because we have no conceptualization of what these things are, I don't think it matters.

[Matt with three T's]

We can have a concept of it, but when they show up, you're like, damn. Like, we have a concept of what a car crash is like, but when you're in a car crash, it's like, oh, damn.

[Raven]

Thank you, Sam Squanch. Sam Squatch.

[Matt with three T's]

Obvious. You got me something. Not super caffeinated.

No. Is it one sprout? You need the caffeine.

[Top Lobster]

It's.

[Matt with three T's]

I mean, a double shot.

[Raven]

I think this is a welcome break from you guys.

[Matt with three T's]

Wait, can we get. Can we show the ladies?

[Raven]

How are we supposed to do that? I don't.

[Top Lobster]

You don't.

[Raven]

We don't have the cam set up.

[Matt with three T's]

That's fine.

[Top Lobster]

Have it set up.

[Raven]

Yeah. Sorry, guys.

[Top Lobster]

Sorry. Thank you, guys.

[Raven]

Sorry, guys.

[Matt with three T's]

Dude, that is the best tasting drink in the universe. You're welcome. Thanks, Ops.

[Raven]

All right, no more arguing. Can we read the Book of Kings?

[Top Lobster]

No, this is. We're still. We're still within.

[Matt with three T's]

Still what? This happens on a regular basis. You don't even know. Dude, Tops comes at me. He'll come in in the morning. What do you mean you don't even know?

[Raven]

I bear witness to it.

[Matt with three T's]

He'll just, like. He'll just come at me and be like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Start fighting with me. Then I explain. And then he's like, okay. And he's like, so what are we arguing about? I'm like, bro, you started this thing 20 minutes ago.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just saying. I'm just saying angels ain't especially. Listen within the context. I think. Listen, if. I think if. If I can say in the name of Jesus, go away. And the thing goes, oh, damn. Gotta go away. I'm like, this is really. What are we doing here?

[Matt with three T's]

Not everybody has the same power of that name. There was. We know in the book of Acts, chapter 19, that the seven sons of Sceva used the name of Jesus and didn't do anything. Yeah, because they were doing anything. The demon beat him up.

[Raven]

How come Timothy Alberino never brings up that story?

[Matt with three T's]

So why wouldn't that be the case with some people with alien encounters? Some of them.

[Raven]

That's a great question. You should ask that to Indiana Moans.

[Matt with three T's]

No, he's already saying that.

[Top Lobster]

No, he's not. No, he's not. He's putting it on. No, no, no.

He can't use the Sons of Skiva because that puts it on the. That puts it on the encounter. The person who's being, you know, traversed upon by the aliens. Maybe. I don't, I don't know how comfortable I feel like telling somebody like, hey, man, got abducted by aliens. They put stuff in my butt. I said, jesus, it didn't work. And be like, you didn't believe hard enough.

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[Raven]

Yeah, it's an uncomfortable thing.

[Top Lobster]

It's an uncomfortable thing to say to somebody, but maybe it's true.

[Matt with three T's]

You got to get over it, bro.

[Raven]

No, it's not us.

[Matt with three T's]

Because there's too many paths. According to your faith, be it unto you. Okay, so you could be offended by that, but that's still what the scripture.

[Top Lobster]

I'm not saying it's Timothy Albarino saying.

[Matt with three T's]

He's saying he's saying the right thing. You're saying the wrong thing. Every time. I'm not wrong, they go away. He's saying sometimes, but sometimes not.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but he's saying it's because get.

[Matt with three T's]

Them on the show. Stop being a wanker.

[Top Lobster]

Because the power of Jesus doesn't work on some things. Is what he's saying.

[Matt with three T's]

Which we have in Acts 19. We have that story. The sons of Skiba used the name of Jesus. Jesus. And it doesn't work. They get beat up by the demon.

[Raven]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Because of them.

[Raven]

He's saying.

[Matt with three T's]

Exactly.

[Top Lobster]

No, that's not what he's saying.

[Raven]

Matt, listen.

[Matt with three T's]

You don't even know that. That's not what. He's dead.

[Top Lobster]

No, no.

[Raven]

This is what he's saying.

[Top Lobster]

He's made it up. So that's not what he's saying.

[Raven]

He's saying that because they don't get casted out in the name of Jesus all the time, therefore they are not demonic.

[Top Lobster]

There you go.

[Raven]

He's not. What he's saying is actually what he's saying.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

No, yeah. Get him on the show so we can talk about it.

[Top Lobster]

We can't. We simply don't have enough.

[Matt with three T's]

He's right now.

[Raven]

There he is. Put me on Gameboy.

[Matt with three T's]

Literally. Yeah.

[Raven]

Shout out to Indiana. You know what? Let's have him in. In studio. But what we don't tell him is we all dress like Indiana Jones.

[Matt with three T's]

How do we. How do we get him to come in? Dude, we just pay for his flight and, like, pay for his hotel and we get him to come in.

[Raven]

Why would we want to do that?

[Matt with three T's]

Can you get him? Maybe the chat will blow him up.

[Raven]

And say, hey, Timothy, Alberto.

Doesn'T allow you to carry whips.

Stop.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, can we just get back to this without you, like, trying to argue just to get me to, like, prove something to you? Because I'm just asking me. You try to argue with me to make me say it, which is whatever.

[Raven]

I tried to use the name of Jesus during sleep paralysis, and it didn't work. It's hard enough to think in that time, but I've seen it as the devil tried to fool me.

[Top Lobster]

Well, Tara Jackson, have you considered that you're a son of Skeeva?

[Raven]

Oh, that's not nice to say to Tara.

[Top Lobster]

It doesn't feel nice.

[Raven]

It doesn't feel nice, but have you considered. We were just trying it out on you there, Tara.

[Top Lobster]

There's two. There's two paths here. Either the name of Jesus doesn't work, or you have not adequately believed in it enough for it to work. You choose.

[Matt with three T's]

No, no, that's. That's your way of, like, framing that.

[Top Lobster]

That's a biblical way.

[Matt with three T's]

No, no, that's just your way of framing.

[Top Lobster]

What does the Bible say?

[Raven]

Oh, that's interesting. Tara says, I don't even know what that means, man. But I definitely was not living right. For sure. Perhaps perfaps.

[Matt with three T's]

Oh, top.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you. This is what I'm saying. So that's not comfortable. It doesn't get you viewers and followers.

[Matt with three T's]

She's saying I wasn't living right, so I didn't have authority with the name of Jesus.

[Top Lobster]

I know that Timothy Albarino is saying that the name of Jesus does not work all the time.

[Matt with three T's]

I'm not going to let you argue with me like I'm Timothy Alberino because.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like you're looking at me.

[Matt with three T's]

And you think I have the hat and the necklace.

[Top Lobster]

I do.

[Matt with three T's]

I'm not Timothy Albarino.

[Raven]

I'm gonna go on Amazon and buy the whole kid.

[Matt with three T's]

I'm literally just some dude with a coffee shop. Like, that's it. I'm just some guy with a Bible in a coffee shop and a food forest. And you're arguing with me like I'm Timothy Alvarino. I'm not Timothy Alvarino. I'm just trying to explain some stuff to you about angels. The name of Jesus, potentially what it may look like when aliens start coming on the earth and men's hearts start filling them for fear. That's what I'm saying.

[Top Lobster]

Don't let your heart feel fail you for fear, okay? Because these guys that are coming are. I mean, listen, if Elijah's looking at him going like, whatever, make me breakfast. These things that are coming to approach.

[Raven]

You.

[Top Lobster]

They can't harm you.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, fine. Can we just get in a verse?

[Top Lobster]

I mean, unless they call fire down.

[Matt with three T's]

And Elijah answered and said unto them. The second group, the second group said, come down quickly, like they have some authority over Elijah. And Elijah answered and said unto them, if I be a man of God, let fire come down from heaven and consume you and your fish. 50. And the fire of God came down from heaven and consumed him and his.50 again. The second time.

Look at this king.

[Top Lobster]

And he sent again.

[Matt with three T's]

He doesn't care. This is like that. You know, there's that creature in. You know, this reminds me of. No, this literally reminds me of modern day. There's this creature in Ukraine. He's like a comedian and somehow they put him in power. There's like a Zelensky. So he's a comedian and he's saying stuff like. Right when the thing popped off with this Russia Ukraine thing, he was saying stuff like, we will fight them. We will fight them in the streets. We will fight them with Molotov cocktails.

[Raven]

You know, that guy was a gay actor.

[Matt with three T's]

And I'm like, bro, that's nice. For you to say, you live in the palace, bro.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Like, you just sent an entire generation into the meat grinder. You don't care, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Orgies on a yacht.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying.

[Raven]

Drum people.

[Matt with three T's]

He's literally just killed off an entire generation of people in his nation and could care less. Yeah. So, like, that's not a new thing. Like, this guy will just keep sending his troops in there and just kill them all off of yet. He doesn't care. He lives in a palace.

[Top Lobster]

As a matter of fact, he's probably enjoying the show.

[Matt with three T's]

So this thing is like. So this thing is just like. I don't know. This doesn't change, dude. Like, you have these wicked rulers, and they'll sacrifice all their people, and they don't care. They don't care about their own people.

[Top Lobster]

Elijah's cool, dude.

[Matt with three T's]

So he sent again a captain of the third 50 with his 50. And the third captain of 50 went up and came and fell on his knees before Elijah and besought him and said unto him, o man of God, I pray you my life and the life of these 50 of your servants be precious in your sight. Like, this dude's got right perspective.

[Raven]

Taris.

[Top Lobster]

As if she was a rib Skiba fan.

[Matt with three T's]

Rob Skiba. Yeah, I think he was flat earth, which he had some intriguing stuff.

[Top Lobster]

That might have been your problem.

[Raven]

That's not the problem.

[Matt with three T's]

And then there was, like, that the earth is on the four pillars, which the scripture says it's intriguing when the guys do the deep dive on. On the flat earth.

[Top Lobster]

So now you're flat Earth?

[Matt with three T's]

No, no.

[Raven]

So look, what I'm going to do is because I ordered Indiana Jones outfit, order two more. I'm going to shave my facial hair in the way, and I'm going to wear the hat, and I'm going to do videos that talk about how angels are not demons. And anybody who says that is.

[Matt with three T's]

Podcaster, stop. Why don't. You guys are like, I don't even know what's going.

[Raven]

That's fun.

[Matt with three T's]

No, it's not.

[Top Lobster]

We're having fun. I thought we were. We're not as silly as the blurry boys, so.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, so this guy's got perspective. He's got understanding of the story and understanding of history and what's going on. He says, hey, hey, hey, man, man, I'm not here to fight with you. Just please have mercy on me and the 50. Like, I'm responsible for my own life and for these 50. Please don't dust us.

[Raven]

That's gangster.

[Matt with three T's]

Behold, there came fire down from heaven and burn up the other two captains of the former 50s with their 50s. Therefore let my life now be precious in your sight.

[Raven]

That's cool.

[Matt with three T's]

This is crazy right here. And the angel of the Lord said unto Elijah, go down with him. Be not afraid of him. And he arose and went down with him under the king. So we already read in the beginning, like, Elijah's just chilling on the top of this mountain is him and the angel Lord just chilling because look what it says. It says, and the angel of the Lord said unto Elijah, yeah, go ahead, go with him. So he's just up there chilling with the angel of the Lord.

[Top Lobster]

What's that chill look like? You know what I'm saying? This is what I'm trying to imagine. Is it like a chill? Is it a chill where like. Like Elijah subservient to the angel? Is it a chill where Elijah's like.

[Matt with three T's]

Hold on, hold on. The angel of the Lord.

Even so is potentially Jesus. Like. Like anywhere you study this out, the angel of the Lord, like with Joshua, he comes and bows down to him. Like that angel of the Lord receives worship. A lot of people would look at it like these references to the angel of the Lord is actually. Is actually Jesus.

[Top Lobster]

Okay? So that's a little bit different because.

[Matt with three T's]

Jesus and Elijah did hang out on the mount of transfiguration. So this wouldn't be the only time if that's the case. Like, they're hanging out. Moses and Elijah and Jesus are on the mount of transfiguration. Peter says, hey, you want us to make tabernacles for you and Moses and Elijah? And then the voice comes out of heaven and says, no, no, no. This is my beloved son. Hear him. This is about Jesus. This isn't about Moses and Elijah. They're just here talking to him. I don't know. Was Jesus just showing up, hanging out with some of these guys at some time? Maybe?

No.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, I like that.

[Matt with three T's]

No, but I like that Elijah is just chilling on the mountain, and then all of a sudden, we get to verse 15, there's this detail. The angel of the Lord is like.

[Top Lobster]

Go talk with them.

[Matt with three T's]

Go ahead, bro. Yeah, like, they're just hanging. They're just hanging. The two of them are just sitting there talking about life. Who knows if you know the Lord, you know how he talks to you. You know how he deals with you on stuff. Maybe he's like, bro, you doing better after that whole, like, you just wanted me to take you out of here thing. Like, he's like, yeah, man, that was rough, dude. Like, I thought that the. The system of that day was going to, like, finally receive me back into that religious system, man. Like, we showed him that God is God. Like, we showed him that you're the real one and not baal. And then when the chick just wanted to dust me, man, like, I don't know, man, Jezebel, you know how she is. God, like, it was just. Was a lot for me to take at the time. And he's like, no, bro, you're doing good, man. Like, it's rough crushing.

[Top Lobster]

Look at you.

[Matt with three T's]

You're in the flesh. Like your spirit, soul and body, you have to deal with all this stuff fighting and warring within you all the time that you live in, in the realm of Satan, because. Because he's the God of this world. You're doing good, bro. Hang in there, man. Just keep it up, you know what I mean? They're just like, talking. They're just hanging out. And then these dudes show up and he's like, yeah, go ahead. You can go with them, man. Go with them.

[Top Lobster]

But kill those hundred first.

[Matt with three T's]

Verse 16. And he said unto him, thus saith the Lord, for as much as you have sent messengers to inquire of Beelzebub, the God of Ekron, that's where we're at. Remember? That's the context. They're sending for a foreign God, not the God of Israel. I know that's going to trigger the chat that he's the God of Israel, but whatever. To inquire of Baalzebub, the God of Ekron, is it not? Because there's no God in Israel to inquire of his word. Therefore, thou shalt not come down off that bed on which you are gone up, but you shall surely die.

[Top Lobster]

It's the third time now.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah. And you know what happened? So he died according to the word of the Lord which Elijah had spoken.

[Raven]

Damn.

[Matt with three T's]

Not. Not according to the word of Elijah.

[Raven]

And Jerome reigned the word of the Lord.

[Matt with three T's]

Boom. Remember on the shirts it says, at thy word.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Remember he does the whole thing on Mount Carmel. Like, why is he dumping water on the sacrifice? He says, I did all this at thy word.

[Top Lobster]

He's. He's almost operating like an angel. Like, this is what the angels do. They're.

[Matt with three T's]

I'm not going to do this. Where you say the angels have nothing. But then now he's such. On such a high level, he's like an angel.

[Raven]

I mean, they're kind of cool.

[Top Lobster]

When you think I'm just saying, I. Elijah has more, like, he has more agency than the angel. He's allowed. He's allowed to say no. Like, I think at the point where. Where he was like, yo, God, take me out, dude. What?

[Matt with three T's]

Angels can say no too, man.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they can, but there's, like, much harsher. There's much harsher restrictions and punishments for them.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

I just think that that's cool, like, the. The ability to say.

[Matt with three T's]

I just don't like when you try to debate your way through figuring out where you feel about something. Like, a normal person knows where they stand on something.

[Top Lobster]

Normal person doesn't have very successful argue.

[Matt with three T's]

You argue your way through it, and then, like, you're hostile and arguing, and then you're like, okay, yeah, I think.

[Raven]

We should consider that the boss.

[Top Lobster]

We're coming up. We're coming up, like, number one on people's yearly feeds now. Oh, yeah, that they showed us. I looked at one guy, he sent us in the Instagram story and the year before that. I forget who was above us. Obdm.

[Raven]

Was it director Dan Bongo Dongo?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that guy Dan Bongino. Someone was above us.

[Raven]

And then.

[Top Lobster]

And then they sent us this year and it's like, boom, we're number one. Normal people don't do this. They don't ask questions.

[Raven]

Number one.

[Matt with three T's]

Stop.

[Top Lobster]

Number one.

[Matt with three T's]

Dude, no. It doesn't matter if one of the greeters at Walmart is like, you're the number one show on their feed.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[Raven]

That's not nice, dude. I really like a lot of the greetings.

[Matt with three T's]

You know what's my funnest thing? When the people call in, I talk to them for a minute. I'm like, this is crazy. You're, like, so normal. I can't believe you're an NDS fan.

[Top Lobster]

I'm a greeter at Walmart. And you go, click here.

[Raven]

He talks about the phone. They go, can I see your receipt?

[Matt with three T's]

No. I've just had the craziest encounters with the greeters at Walmart.

[Raven]

Dude. I get. I do you. Does anybody else take it personally when they want to see your receipt, even though that's just standard person?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. They'll watch, like three or four people go by, and then they go, you.

[Matt with three T's]

I never give it.

[Raven]

You have to give it to you, dude. They're just old people that are just.

[Matt with three T's]

You walk right by, there's a guy.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out to a guy here at the BJ's, right across that guy. He's one of those guys, checks your receipt, but he always has these dope Ass. Chi Cheetos, sneakers on. You ever seen him with the flames?

[Raven]

Where? Oh, BJ's. No, I'm saying we're going there right now.

[Top Lobster]

We're gonna go there right now.

[Raven]

The BJ's. I can't. I don't have a membership card. The won't let you in. Those folks at the beach, the language.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, so he died according to the word of the Lord, which Elijah had spoken, and Jehoram reigned in his steed. That says second year of Jehoram, the son of Jehoshaphat, King of Judah, because he had no son. Now, the rest of the acts of Ahaziah, which he did, are they not written in the book of the Chronicles of the Kings of Israel?

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[Top Lobster]

We have to skip it like these, these books.

[Raven]

Next chapter.

[Top Lobster]

Kings and Chronicles, like they kind of overlap.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, they're two. It's almost like Matthew, Mark, Luke and John is telling the same story, but somebody else is writing it from different visuals, different perspectives. Yeah, same thing with 1 Kings, 2 Kings and 1 Chronicles. And 2 Chronicles. And if we were good at what we were doing, I'll take the credit for that. If I was good at what we.

[Raven]

Were doing about Time boss, I would.

[Matt with three T's]

Be cross referencing the stuff in Chronicles, but I'm not because.

[Top Lobster]

He doesn't really care.

[Matt with three T's]

No, I do care.

[Raven]

What's crazy is, like, how you could leave with, like, almost a thousand dollars worth of merchandise if you steal from Walmart, but you have to check my. My receipt. That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that is kind of crazy.

[Raven]

It's like, I was never gonna steal from this place. I bought it all.

[Top Lobster]

Like, let me live.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Did I mention. Did I mention I don't like your shirt today?

[Matt with three T's]

This is so weird now. Anytime Atma says anything, it's just so chick.

[Raven]

We know what you. You're a chick, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Next chapter.

[Matt with three T's]

Chapter two, verse one. And it came to pass when the Lord would take up Elijah into heaven by a whirlwind.

[Top Lobster]

Nice.

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What?

[Raven]

That's a rapture, dog.

[Matt with three T's]

It came to pass when the Lord would take up Elijah into heaven by a whirlwind.

[Raven]

You think that made him nauseous?

[Matt with three T's]

That Elijah went with Elisha from Gilgal? So remember Elisha? We already went over this. He's plowing in the field. Elijah goes by and throws his mantle over him.

[Raven]

He's like, you're the dude.

[Matt with three T's]

What have you done to me? Right? So Elisha's been with him since First Kings, chapter 20.

[Top Lobster]

He's like, why is there hair all over this?

[Matt with three T's]

So, like, all this stuff with the dudes getting smoked with the fire. Like, Elisha's been around. He's been around. He's in the mix. And Elijah said unto Elisha, tarry here, I pray thee, for the Lord had sent me to Bethel.

[Top Lobster]

Do you think Elisha called Elijah boss?

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know. And Elisha said unto him, as the Lord lives and as thy soul live, I will not leave thee. So they went to Bethel. So Elisha stays very close to Elijah, stays very close to him.

[Raven]

And it probably causes a lot of confusion for a lot of people when they introduce themselves.

[Matt with three T's]

And Elijah's like, hey, man, you go ahead and just chill here. And Elisha's like, no, no, I'm not leaving your side.

[Raven]

They called each other, like, E minor and E major to kind of like.

[Commercial Announcer]

No.

[Raven]

Delineate a little bit.

[Matt with three T's]

No. But he's like, no, I'm not leaving your side, no matter what.

In the sons of the prophets that were at Bethel. So now we're getting introduced to the sons of the prophets.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, what is Bethel?

[Matt with three T's]

It's a city. It's a town. It's a place.

[Raven]

The Jehovah's Witnesses are always going there.

[Top Lobster]

No, I mean, like, Bethel is this the place that was, like, promised to Jacob or, like, Jacob came from Bethel.

[Matt with three T's]

I think Jacob's Ladder happened at Bethel. Okay, I should know that right off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure that's what that is.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. I know that he, like, dwelled in Bethel for a while.

[Matt with three T's]

Can you just type Bethel into the search bar?

[Top Lobster]

Let's check it out.

[Raven]

I just wanna live.

[Matt with three T's]

Can you do it in all caps so it thinks you're screaming at it?

Let's look at the first. What's the first mention of Bethel 66 times? No, no. What's the first mention, though? Scroll?

[Top Lobster]

Genesis 12:8.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah. He removed from there on a mountain on the east of Bethel and pitched his tent and Bethel on the west to the east, and they're an altar in the Lord and called upon the name of the Lord. Genesis 12. So that's Abraham. Ah, God of Bethel. You anointed the pillar. Yeah. So Bethel's got this rich history, but I do think.

[Raven]

I am trying not to fork right now.

[Top Lobster]

And Jacob said. And God said unto Jacob, arise, go to Bethel and dwell there. That's where he told them to go after when Esau was trying to kill him. Okay, so Bethel is just all throughout.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Sorry to interrupt. I just.

[Matt with three T's]

So anyway, it's a town. It's a town.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And they're there, they're chilling, they're tarrying.

[Matt with three T's]

The sons of the prophet. So there was like a. I. I don't know what we want to call this. Do we want to call it a school? Do we want to call it like a training ground? Do we want to, like, what do we want to call it? There was these places where Elijah was, like, making his rounds and was like, raising up the next generation.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And apparently in Bethel. So he gets. He gets raptured in Bethel. No, let's keep from Gilgal.

[Matt with three T's]

No, relax. Let's just keep reading. Okay, boss, they're going to go to a couple of spots, right?

[Top Lobster]

Sorry, boss.

[Matt with three T's]

They're going to go to a couple spots.

[Top Lobster]

They traveling.

They traveling.

[Matt with three T's]

And the sons of the prophets that were at Bethel came forward to Elisha, said unto him, do you know that the Lord will take away your master from your head today?

[Raven]

That you know that the Lord will take away thy master from thy head today.

[Matt with three T's]

So it looks like Elijah came to those sons of the prophets at Bethel and said, listen, I'm getting ready to get out of here. It's been a good run, fellas. Like, this was like his last message to him. It's almost like Second Timothy where it's Paul's like, last message. To Timothy, it's almost like he did that. He said, guys, guys, this is what you got to know. This is what you got to do. But listen, I'm gone, so, like, we're gonna find out if anything I did really meant anything. Like, your life will determine if my life really meant anything. Did I pour into you guys? Are you guys gonna stay on the path?

[Top Lobster]

No pressure?

[Matt with three T's]

No, I just think we have to think about that, dude. Like, as your kids.

Like, are you a man of God if your kids don't keep going with it? That's a hard one, bro. That's hard. I know all humans have their own free will and can do whatever they want, but, like, well, that's.

[Raven]

I can't look on Solomon and David.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, exactly.

Exactly.

[Raven]

But David was a man after God's heart.

[Top Lobster]

That's how the Bible.

[Matt with three T's]

Solomon fell off, dude. That's an intriguing one because, like, David provided. David kind of had a rad run in the end. Like, he wants to build the temple. Nathan tells him, yeah, go ahead. And then Nathan comes back and says, no, no, actually, God said, you're not building the temple because you got blood on your hands, but your son can. And David spent the rest of his life preparing for Solomon to build the temple.

[Raven]

Then Solomon was dumb and gay and built.

[Matt with three T's]

No, it's not that. It's just that, like, you look at his life and you're like, damn, did he only train him on, like, the natural stuff? Did he. He didn't, like, train Solomon, like, okay, bro, watch out for the chicks, man. Like, be very careful with the females, because they will take you astray. Like, be very careful, bro, because you start doing this, you start building the temple and all this stuff, you start going back to Egypt for horses. And we've been commanded not to go back to Egypt. You start doing that, you start getting Egyptian females.

[Top Lobster]

I think that was one of the first things that we argued about.

[Matt with three T's]

Who.

[Top Lobster]

Solomon's horses in Egypt. You remember that argument? I won it.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't care.

[Top Lobster]

I don't.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't win arguments. Yeah, I don't win arguments.

[Raven]

I don't care about dude.

[Matt with three T's]

Anyway, it just looks like. Yeah, dude. Like, he trained him in all this.

[Top Lobster]

Stuff, but not the. Not the girls.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know, dude, just. Or, like, in the. Like, in the eternals, man. He didn't train him on, like, eternity being the most important thing.

[Raven]

Oh, Panda fly says, I was sent to school sick once in fourth grade, and I sneezed so hard I farted, and everyone laughed at me. And I'm still traumatized.

[Top Lobster]

Thanks for that submission.

[Raven]

Hell, yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

So anyway. Hell yeah. I just. I don't know that, like, even just thinking about that makes me sick to my stomach.

[Top Lobster]

What, are you leaving for your children?

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah. Or, like, what are you really training them on? You know how many Bible studies I sat through with, like, rich people? And then at the end, there's they, like, prayer. All the praying is for their kid, for what college they're gonna go to and if they'll find a good career. Never praying for, like, their eternal. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not. I'm not knocking people. I'm just saying, like, that always grieved my heart to sit in those, like, Bible studies. I'd be like, oh, dude, like, we got, like. The number one thing is that my kids know the Lord. There's not anything more important than that if they know the Lord. Like, I don't care about all the details. I don't care what school or even if they go to school. I don't care if Aiden dropped out his sophomore year of high school. As long as he knows the Lord, everything else takes care of itself.

[Raven]

Hell yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

And I just don't think people understand that, like, David's preparing all the natural realm stuff, but, like, Solomon wasn't prepared for eternity.

[Top Lobster]

That is one thing I'd say about Matt, like, even though he has, like, all these wacky, bad opinions and he loses a lot of debates, the way he does raise his kids.

[Raven]

I go, okay, how do I gotta.

[Top Lobster]

How do I get there? Not with, like, you know, like, a lot of the things he says, like angel stuff, it's, like, just wrong. But the.

[Raven]

The kids shout out to Aiden for the big buck, right?

[Matt with three T's]

That was, like, the highest compliment you paid me because it was like, that. I was right about the entire angel thing is what you're trying to say without saying it, but you clearly did, the way you just set that up. I mean, it was a high compliment about the kids.

[Top Lobster]

You're arguing against Elijah. He didn't think. He said angels ain't.

[Matt with three T's]

But the key with the kids is just read them the Bible early.

[Raven]

I'm gonna start reading your diaper to this show.

[Matt with three T's]

Read it to them when they're going.

[Raven]

To bed here with no clothes on a leather diaper.

[Matt with three T's]

Talk through it with them.

[Top Lobster]

Just ain't on it.

[Raven]

Angels ain't on my diaper.

On my diaper.

[Matt with three T's]

That's not funny. That's only funny if you're in, like, sixth grade or I'm gonna show up.

[Raven]

To this show tomorrow, dress as Indiana Jones, and then. Then I'm gonna be in a leather diaper, and it's gonna say angels.

[Top Lobster]

And they said they're like, oh, blurry creatures. Gets more silly than you guys. Like, yeah. All right.

[Raven]

Nobody gets sillier than us.

[Top Lobster]

This is. This is maximum silly.

[Matt with three T's]

I would agree that. Yeah, I would agree.

[Raven]

Of course you would, boss.

[Top Lobster]

And the sons of the prophets that were at Bethel came forward to Elisha and said, does thou knowest that the Lord will take away thy master's head? Take away thy master from thy head today?

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, the head.

[Top Lobster]

The head of, like, the leadership.

[Matt with three T's]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah. And Elisha's like, yeah, yeah, I know. Like, I live with him. I live with him. Like, he just came to visit you guys. I live with him.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, of course we know.

[Matt with three T's]

He said, when it says hold your peace, that means shut up.

[Raven]

Damn.

[Top Lobster]

Damn, these guys were tough. And you know what? Elisha was probably hairy too.

[Raven]

Probably.

[Matt with three T's]

And Elisha said unto him, elisha, tarry here, I pray thee, for the Lord has sent me to Jericho. And he said, as the Lord lives and as thy soul lives, I will not leave you. So they came to Jericho. So Elijah's like, hey, bro, this is your chance to leave. He's like, I'm not leaving you.

[Raven]

Hell, yeah, not leaving you, you hairy, diapered man.

[Matt with three T's]

And the sons of the prophets that were at Jericho came to Elisha and said unto him, knowest thou that the Lord will take away thy master from thy head today? And he answered, yeah, I know. Hold your peace.

[Raven]

Yeah, show your mouth.

[Top Lobster]

So they're just traveling through.

[Matt with three T's]

It's just. It's a weird thing. Like, we don't have any record of Elijah interacting with the sons. Sons of the prophets, other than here. When we get into the life of Elisha, which I don't think we're gonna do. I don't know what we're doing next. You guys said, you want to just do the life of Elijah. We're about to come to the end of it. But in the life of Elisha, he is getting down with the sons of the prophets. But we don't have any stories of the interactions of Elijah in them other than this.

[Raven]

This.

[Matt with three T's]

But he. But it looks like he clearly was interacting with them.

[Raven]

Cool.

[Matt with three T's]

And Elijah said unto him, terry, I pray thee here, for the Lord has sent me to Jordan.

[Raven]

Who's Terry?

[Matt with three T's]

And he said, as the Lord lives. How is that funny?

[Top Lobster]

That's not funny. That's actually very funny.

[Matt with three T's]

It's not Funny.

[Raven]

Sorry.

[Matt with three T's]

It's kind of funny.

[Top Lobster]

It's kind of funny.

[Matt with three T's]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because it's in capital, like it's a name. And Elijah said on them, Terry. Who is Terry, I pray you here. Why is it capitalized?

[Raven]

That's a great.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, man.

[Matt with three T's]

That's fine, I'll give you that. And Elijah said unto him, terry, I pray, be here, for the Lord hath sent me to Jordan. And he said, as the Lord lives and as thy soul lives, I will not leave thee. And they too went on. Mm. And 50 men of the sons of the prophets went and stood to view afar off. But the two stood by Jordan. I don't know. This reminds me of Peter when he was like watching Jesus, but from afar, and then he ends up denying him. It's like he's following Jesus but from a. Like too far back. Whereas John's like right on him. John's like right with Jesus.

[Top Lobster]

Why is that capitalized?

[Matt with three T's]

Stop. Let's. We're going past.

[Raven]

That's interesting though.

[Matt with three T's]

No, we're in verse seven now. Verse six is over.

[Raven]

Can I click on it?

[Matt with three T's]

Not somebody's name, dude. It's not like, what's it mean?

[Top Lobster]

A primitive root to dwell remain. Yeah, but like, what does that mean?

[Matt with three T's]

Like, come on, Terry, here, like, hang out here for a while.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no. Hey, Terry, there's no mistakes in the Bible.

[Raven]

So when you name somebody Terry. Oh, that's short for Terrence. Nevermind.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

So 50 men of the sons of the prophets went and stood to view afar off. And they too stood by Jordan. So these spectators are watching from afar away. And Elijah took his mantle and wrapped it together and smote the waters. And they were divided here and there so that they too went over on dry ground. So it's almost like a Red Sea vibes. But it's the Jordan River. And Elijah hits it with his mantle, which. I know, go ahead, whatever you want. It's amazing.

[Top Lobster]

Another mantle. This is like the top of the fire.

[Matt with three T's]

He hits it and the waters go and they walk across on dry ground. Is now a good time for your bathroom break? Can we come back and find out?

[Raven]

This dude I see is super dangerous.

[Top Lobster]

Elijah is. Do you see why he disrespected, did not respect some angels because he was.

[Matt with three T's]

Moving in authority and power too. He didn't disrespect them. He just went back to bed.

[Top Lobster]

I'm not saying to disrespect the angels. What I'm saying is, hey, you know, don't be afraid of them. Don't have a heart attack. Don't let your little wimpy heart fail you when you see one of these guys. Because this guy's slapping water with a.

[Raven]

Coat so you're more scared of Elijah.

[Top Lobster]

I would. Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

The raven needs a bathroom break.

[Raven]

I don't need a bathroom break. I could only need one.

[Matt with three T's]

It's a three minute break, dude. And then we're back.

[Raven]

We back.

[Top Lobster]

Are you sure?

[Matt with three T's]

Positive.

[Raven]

In a black room break.

[Top Lobster]

All right, we'll do it. I gotta figure out how to play music through here.

[Raven]

What kind of music do you wanna play?

Where you going? Don't take off your headphones yet.

[Top Lobster]

Where you going?

[Raven]

He's just leaving.

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[Raven]

I don't know, man. I feel like you really upset him with the whole angels thing. I think you did.

[Matt with three T's]

Oh, my God.

[Raven]

I guess I could go out, but I think it's gonna be loud.

[Top Lobster]

What's gonna be loud?

[Raven]

Like if I go to that bathroom and make farts.

[Top Lobster]

All right, well, let's do some covered in uke.

[Raven]

Covered in uke. Let's go.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't think we were taking a bathroom break today.

[Raven]

At the hour and a half mark. I didn't think we were taking a bathroom break, but hey, whatever. If the boss says it It.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, this is an old one.

[Raven]

Then the boss means it. We want to play How Hitler by.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no.

[Raven]

We can't do that one.

[Top Lobster]

Do that one. We're going to do this one. All right, guys, we'll see you in a few minutes.

[Raven]

Bye, guys.

Farts.

You.

[Guest Singer]

Don't worry about me gonna make it all right. Got my enemies crosshaired in my sights and make a bad situation Gonna make it right. In the shadows of darkness I stand in the light. See it's hard to keep it true. I had a bad year oh, lot of it. Threw up and knocked out. Beat down black and blue. She's not the one coming back for you. She's not the one coming back for you. If I fall back down, you're gonna help me back up again. If I fall back down, you're gonna be my friend. If I fall back down, you're gonna help it back up again. Well, if I fall back then you're gonna be my friend. It takes disaster learn a lesson.

We're gonna make it through the darkest night.

There's some people betray one who castries. I know.

You'Re gonna make everything all I ever.

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[Guest Singer]

Looking at her really crazy on my way down. She betrayed me and now my vision is no lie. See I'm really lucky to have my crew. They stood by me when she flew. I've been knocked out. Beat down black and blue. She is not the one coming back to you. She's not the one coming back to you. But if I fall back down, you're gonna help me back up again. Lift a fall back down, you're gonna be my friend.

Back down, you're gonna help me back up again. Let her fall back down. You're gonna be my friend.

If I fall back down, you're gonna help me back up again. If I fall back down, you're gonna be my friend. If I fall back down, you're gonna help him back up again. If I fall back down, you're gonna be mine. If I fall back down.

I can't seem to face up to the facts. I'm tetsa nervous that our camera relax.

[Matt with three T's]

I can't sleep cuz my bed's on fire.

[Guest Singer]

Don't touch me. I'm a real life wire, a psycho killer.

[Matt with three T's]

A CAS FA FA FA FA FA.

[Guest Singer]

Better run run, run, run run run run away.

Oh.

A psycho killer, a castle to.

[Matt with three T's]

Say.

[Guest Singer]

Far better run, run, run, run, run, run run away.

You start a conversation, you can't even finish it. You're talking a lot but you're not saying anything when I have nothing to say.

[Matt with three T's]

My lips are sealed.

[Guest Singer]

Say something once, why say it again?

[Top Lobster]

This guy's crushing. Do you think he got better?

[Raven]

Better or worse? Based off of the last video? Has he gotten better? Has he improved?

[Top Lobster]

He's got a little bit better. I think he has more refined.

[Raven]

I'd say yeah, definitely. The bald was a good choice for him. It's not that he had had a real choice, but yeah, dude, go ahead. We're already live.

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[Top Lobster]

All right, that's enough.

[Matt with three T's]

You sound like me.

[Top Lobster]

Welcome back, guys.

[Raven]

Hey, somebody farted outside your bathroom door. Did you hear that?

[Top Lobster]

No, it's not okay. Which one of you guys went to the woman's bathroom?

[Raven]

I farted in there a bunch of times.

[Top Lobster]

You went into the woman's bathroom?

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You went into the men's bathroom?

[Raven]

Yeah, I made laps in there.

[Top Lobster]

Somebody blew it up in the men's bathroom.

[Raven]

Oh, that was him. Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Because, you know, I went in there.

[Raven]

But I heard it outside this door. And then I heard.

[Matt with three T's]

What?

I really like dealing with kids.

[Top Lobster]

It was really funny. Oh, it's gonna be all right.

[Raven]

Good.

[Top Lobster]

I really value the conversations that we do have though, don't you think?

[Raven]

I think they're great. I love when you guys argue and I Don't know what the hell you're arguing about.

[Matt with three T's]

He's not saying me and him, he's saying you.

[Raven]

He said we.

[Top Lobster]

No, we too, boss.

[Matt with three T's]

People would pay a lot of money to see the chat. The. The three way chat.

[Raven]

Oh, would they? It's really just the same thing you hear here.

[Matt with three T's]

Way dumb, dude. It's like way dumber.

[Raven]

That's funny though. When I farted outside your door, I did it twice. Did you hear the second time?

[Matt with three T's]

I'm not even addressing.

[Raven]

I think you were washing your hands. Yeah, I had to go to the women's bathroom because this guy was taking a big greasy dump in the men's bathroom.

[Top Lobster]

No, you enjoy going to the guys.

[Matt with three T's]

Can we just act like grown ups and just do like a Bible study?

[Top Lobster]

Doing a regular Bible study.

[Matt with three T's]

Top would say a hybrid Bible study. I was like, what do you mean? What do you mean, hybrid? He's like, you know, like a Bible study. But like, we. We talk in the middle of it. I'm like, yeah, that's called Bible study. Like, you ask questions. Then I started hearing what the talk was about. I was like, okay, yeah, this is a hybrid.

[Raven]

Thank you. No, keep going, boss. Anything else?

[Top Lobster]

He's lamenting our Bible studies. I thought that they were good.

[Matt with three T's]

I love them.

[Raven]

It's the bane of my existence.

[Top Lobster]

Every day he comes in, he's like, let's just get this over with.

[Raven]

So downtrodden.

[Matt with three T's]

Ooh.

[Raven]

Elohim said, I'm not pooing this. Oh, he was.

[Top Lobster]

That's actually funny. That's very funny.

[Raven]

That's very funny.

[Matt with three T's]

But it's funny for, like.

Junior high kids.

[Raven]

Yeah, it's very funny.

[Top Lobster]

Why do we need to explain the things that are funny to Matt?

[Raven]

Matt's the kind of guy that pretends that farts aren't funny. Actually, the last time I was, I farted in the library.

[Top Lobster]

And he heard it. Oh, no.

[Raven]

And he laughed so hard for so long. Remember that time?

[Matt with three T's]

No.

[Raven]

Yeah. Remember that time you guys came over my house and I went out on the porch to fart, but you guys still heard it through my glass lighting?

[Matt with three T's]

I've never been to your house.

[Top Lobster]

Not you.

[Raven]

I'm not inviting you. I'm talking to Top.

[Matt with three T's]

I'm well aware of that.

[Raven]

Top and his wife came over my house and I went outside on the porch and shut the gliding the sliding.

[Matt with three T's]

Glass door because I talked to Jess about him one time. She's like, dude, that trailer park is dangerous. Dude, we are not.

[Top Lobster]

I wouldn't go there.

[Matt with three T's]

We are not going in it's sketch.

[Raven]

Next to the trailer park, is it?

I don't know if you're serious or not, because I do live next to the trailer park.

[Matt with three T's]

Let's read the Bible, verse nine. And it came to pass when they were gone over that Elijah said unto Elisha, ask what I shall do for you before I be taken away from you? And Elisha said, I pray the let a double portion of your spirit be upon me.

[Raven]

Damn, that's cool.

[Matt with three T's]

This is heavy.

[Raven]

Double dip me, baby.

[Top Lobster]

Always ask for more.

[Matt with three T's]

Can you pull up Deuteronomy 21 on the.

[Raven]

Well, we're in the Book of Kings.

[Top Lobster]

How do you spell Deuteronomy Second King?

[Matt with three T's]

D, E, U, T. Just type in D, E, U, t. Yeah. Deuteronomy 12. Or 21. I'm sorry, no, 21. Deuteronomy 21.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't even.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know how to use this app.

[Matt with three T's]

Just hit D, E, U, T, space, two, one.

[Raven]

Oh.

[Matt with three T's]

Sorry to be so nasty, though.

[Raven]

You are being real.

[Matt with three T's]

I know. I don't mean to be like that. Just do it. No, I feel like you guys have me on my toes all the time. Like, I have to come back with something quick.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, because, like, we dominated him in. In you do you come in.

[Matt with three T's]

You dominate, like, angels? Like, yeah, I'm gonna badmouth angels today. And then I feel like I have to, like, defend angels.

[Top Lobster]

And it's like, why are you defending angels? Isn't that, like, angel worship?

[Matt with three T's]

No, because they're part of our team. No, saying that like, hey, they're part of the family of God, and they're part of my.

[Top Lobster]

Some of them.

[Matt with three T's]

Like, you bashing them, like. Yeah. I mean, normal people would do that.

[Top Lobster]

Some of them isn't.

[Matt with three T's]

All right, where are we at, 21? Like, 17. Can we scroll down to 17?

[Top Lobster]

Maybe?

[Matt with three T's]

Can you try to make the letters on the screen, like, as small as possible? Because I feel like that's not small enough. Make it even smaller.

[Raven]

Maybe you just think that your eyes are failing you. You're quite old. But he shall acknowledge the son of the hated for the first firstborn by giving him a double portion.

[Matt with three T's]

Double portion was what the father would give.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

So it's almost. In a weird way, there's. There's more to unpack in Deuteronomy 21. I'm not saying this is all that's being said there, but there is this implication that Elisha is the son.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, the son of the hated. What does that mean?

[Matt with three T's]

Dude, what if Elijah knocked up the Elisha's Mom, I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying that's. That's the context.

[Raven]

You're speculating heavy here.

[Matt with three T's]

Speculating heavy, but that's the Context of Deuteronomy 21. But either way, there's no debate that the.

[Top Lobster]

Is Elisha, that kid that he brought back from the dead.

[Matt with three T's]

Doesn't look that way. No, but.

[Top Lobster]

No, he's like, no, that's stupid. Why would you say that? I didn't say it like how great angels are.

[Matt with three T's]

I didn't say it like that.

[Raven]

No, but we read between the lines. We know what you're saying.

[Matt with three T's]

No, you guys always assume the worst when I talk.

[Top Lobster]

Well, it's prefaced as.

[Matt with three T's]

I mean.

[Raven]

Yeah, you make a face the whole time you're saying it. Like, there's a lot of. Lot of, you know, signs.

[Matt with three T's]

My face just looks like that. It's true.

[Top Lobster]

My face. Just be looking.

[Raven]

It's crazy. In the beginning, people really thought that you hated me in particular.

[Matt with three T's]

No, they knew you hated me because you were very open about it. No, you're like, the chat likes Matt, and I don't like it.

[Raven]

Why? I was just, you know, talking about my insecurities and that's all right. That's got nothing to do with you as much as it does.

[Matt with three T's]

There's. Can we. Yeah. What?

[Raven]

Matt spent so much time in the food forest that when he comes back to civilization, he. He's instantly irritated.

[Matt with three T's]

There might be an element of that. It wasn't a food forest. I was in Pennsylvania hunting all weekend, man. So it was.

[Top Lobster]

How'd that go? Tell the people.

[Matt with three T's]

Just in the boonies, bro. Just in God's country, bro.

[Top Lobster]

Can we show them a picture?

[Matt with three T's]

I don't care. Just snowing. I don't care. And it's just, like, beautiful land, and I'm with my family and just, like, relaxing and having a good time. And it is like this element of, like, oh, yeah, I gotta go back into civilization. Like, I would love to just be out of civilization.

[Raven]

Atmo wants to talk about Israel. Israel?

[Top Lobster]

No, we're not.

[Matt with three T's]

We're literally in the middle of the story. I'm not. I don't do Israel with the chat anymore. Why not?

[Raven]

Because Jordan came here once, and then you literally made her run away because you told her that she was biblically ignorant.

[Matt with three T's]

No, because. What? I don't even know who Jordan is.

[Raven]

Remember, Jordan was one of the early people that came here, and she was like, israel be, you know, Crimean crime. And you were like, look, what you need to understand Is you're wrong and biblical.

[Top Lobster]

Israel.

[Raven]

Israel. You need to understand Israel. Bible.

[Matt with three T's]

What you need to understand.

[Raven]

What you need to understand is, dude.

[Matt with three T's]

Why stop doing that face.

[Raven]

And that's what you did.

[Matt with three T's]

I know. She doesn't come around anymore. You guys have all bought into this thing of, like, Israel is the big thing and we need to make a Republicans versus Democrats fight out of it. That's what I'm saying. Like, whichever side you're on, I don't even care. You lose, though. You're engaging as soon as you're engaging in it like that, like. Oh, that is a nice bug.

[Top Lobster]

It's very nice picture, dude.

[Raven]

It's a beautiful picture. You can see crying. He's crying.

[Matt with three T's]

No, he was a smasher too. There's a wild ass story with that too, man.

[Raven]

You just keep saying that word, smasher.

[Top Lobster]

That's not. That's not like a phrase or.

[Raven]

Nobody knows that. It's a smasher. He's a smasher.

[Top Lobster]

That was beautiful shot.

[Matt with three T's]

Smash.

[Raven]

Great shot.

[Top Lobster]

Great kill.

[Raven]

Smashes. You mean crushes.

[Matt with three T's]

No, like, you guys use these words that are like 55 and over, man.

[Top Lobster]

Contextually obvious. Yes.

[Raven]

Smasher, not so much. No, I can't. I don't know where what the context is is. Smasher.

[Top Lobster]

Like, they smash.

[Raven]

Let's have him explain it, boss. What is smasher?

[Matt with three T's]

One that smashes. So that deer smashes, bro. He was a smasher. Like, we say that about good coffees too. Like, oh, dude, this is a banger. This is a smasher. Like, banger, yes.

[Raven]

Banger we get.

[Matt with three T's]

Well, you guys aren't like the dictionary police. No, no, see, this is.

[Raven]

That is a boomer thing. When you hear a word and you're like, close but no cigar.

[Top Lobster]

He comes. You, you come. He's coming to two seasoned podcasters and telling us that we don't know about words.

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[Matt with three T's]

You guys will be copying me, I guarantee, in a month or two, ironically. No, stop being liking it. And then you'll act like, no, we made that word up, Matt.

[Raven]

Well, no, we made it.

[Top Lobster]

Cool.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay. Anyway, I think what we were saying was it was a good time in PA I was in the boonies. Not a lot of, like, talking. Not a lot of, like, doing a lot of stuff.

[Top Lobster]

Not a lot of lights or cameras.

[Matt with three T's]

When you come back to civilization, it is a little much. It is a little much. And same with the food forest.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Even if, say, you just work in the food forest Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then come back Monday, you're like, oh, yeah, people. People talking.

[Raven]

All right. Man, you really. I get it. You don't like bums.

[Top Lobster]

Kind of bums me out.

[Raven]

Okay. Yeah, I'm like, I feel like we.

[Matt with three T's]

Have a good time here.

[Raven]

It's so fun. We talk about angels now.

[Matt with three T's]

You fall asleep, you get.

[Raven]

I don't fall asleep.

[Matt with three T's]

You have low energy.

[Raven]

No. Well, a little bit today because you guys argued about angels. Because you wouldn't just let it go. Matt, for what, 40 minutes or whatever in the chat, screaming, why you guys are talking about angels.

[Top Lobster]

I'm right. Say I'm right.

[Raven]

You right now keep looking at top, and Top has moved on and you just keep wanting to dredge it up.

[Matt with three T's]

You know, it was opposite. Okay, so he wants a double portion like a son. And he said, you have asked a hard thing. Nevertheless.

[Top Lobster]

I give it to you, though.

[Matt with three T's]

No.

[Raven]

That'S a good guess though, dude. That was a good guess.

[Matt with three T's]

Nevertheless.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Raven]

Yeah, I guess I'll pull it up.

[Top Lobster]

If thou see me.

[Matt with three T's]

If you see.

There'S a lot. There's a lot in that verse. 10, dude.

[Top Lobster]

What if you see.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, well, think about like.

Jesus said in like John 3 when he's talking to Nicodemus. He says.

As the serpent was lifted in the wilderness, so shall the son of man be lifted. Up, up.

Any man that believes on him will be saved. The. The serpent in the wilderness is when the children of Israel are sinning and being destroyed by fiery serpents. I'm comfortable saying dragons. The King James says, fiery serpents.

And then the solution is that God tells Moses, make a brazen serpent on a pole and lift it up, and anyone who. Who looks upon it will be saved. Jesus said, as the serpent was lifted in the wilderness, any man who has faith will be saved. Right. Moses said, anyone who looks upon it will be saved. So there is this thing about, like, what you're able to see and what you set your gaze upon and what you focus on. There is a connection between that and faith. That's why I'm just saying, like, sometimes I do the shows with you guys and it's like, yeah, the rake was in the sewer and chasing the people. It's like, okay, I get it.

[Raven]

I really messed him up.

[Matt with three T's]

Like, yeah, the Grays, man. The Grays did this and the Grays did that.

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[Matt with three T's]

Like, no, that was the lizard people. No, that was the ant man or the praying mantis one. Or the insect one. Insecticide.

[Raven]

So are you saying by. By virtue of having a gander at an old thing?

[Matt with three T's]

I'm just saying, like, I like to keep my gaze upon Jesus all the time. I like to be gazing upon that. It's intriguing to hear the stories. That's cool. No, it's not intriguing, but there's got to be a balance to that.

[Raven]

We had a conversation when I called you because I heard that you were weeping and I wanted to talk to you about it.

[Top Lobster]

When was he weeping?

[Raven]

Well, he was weeping because he was like, oh, somebody in the chat told me that I'm going to hell. And then he was like, you know, it's just a lot. And then you told me a story about a rake and it kind of.

[Top Lobster]

Really, really funny about that.

[Raven]

What's that?

[Top Lobster]

I think like the couple days before that I go, hey, listen, man, they're gonna come after you. They're gonna say something. Yeah, I'm built different. It's, it's like, it's just no big deal.

[Raven]

I'm built different.

[Top Lobster]

No big.

[Matt with three T's]

I hate talking to you guys, cuz you twist stories, dude. Like you twist them. I'm like, like, hey, what's up? Like, no, like, bro, I know you guys live in like this playtime world. Like I have a bit of a. Sure, maybe a little bit more of a sensitive spirit. That's all. That's all, man.

[Raven]

Like if you're very sensitive, you're very sensitive.

[Matt with three T's]

Like, in the spirit realm, some things become, like, heavy, and you're mindful of them. Some things that would just bounce off you guys because your spirits aren't very sensitive yet. They will be at some point. Like, things just bounce off you. I'm like, yo, dude, this is just like, a. There's some heavy stuff, which I can't even get into the most heavy stuff. I can only tell you guys, like, the surface level things. Like, yeah, there's a lot going on because I know you guys are gonna mock, so I can't go any deeper than that. I can only talk.

[Raven]

We would.

[Matt with three T's]

Never mind.

[Raven]

We have a show.

Well, look, what did I say to you when we had that conversation?

[Top Lobster]

We'd. Never mind.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know. I was too busy laughing, saying, you're calling me like you care about me. You're calling to make sure I'm okay.

[Raven]

This is hilarious.

[Matt with three T's]

I was like, I'm gonna tell everybody that you're calling me, making sure I'm okay because you love me and want to check on me.

[Raven]

That's not what.

[Matt with three T's]

Which was almost as embarrassing as when you and top hug hugged Monday, dude. Like, that was like, what? How did I miss that? How did I not have my camera out for that picture?

[Top Lobster]

I hugged. He didn't hug.

[Matt with three T's]

He did hug you back. He was like, no, stop.

[Raven]

I gave you a double backpack.

So.

[Matt with three T's]

No, no, no. He. It went like this. This is exactly how I went. He was like, please stop. Don't. Please stop. Don't. And then you hug. He was like, please don't.

[Raven]

Stop.

[Matt with three T's]

Please.

[Raven]

That's not what happened.

[Matt with three T's]

You guys are a hug.

[Raven]

All right, so what I said to you was that for me and many other people out there, those horrifying paranormal testimonies, they show you that there is an enemy. And if there is an enemy, then there is definitely an ally, that Jesus Christ is real, and that there are sides to this entire thing. So whenever I. I'm immune to hearing like that, all it does to me is go, oh, definitively. You know, Satan's kingdom, right? Are you reading the chat? This is so crazy. I'm trying to tell him.

[Matt with three T's]

I'm just saying you spend too much time on that. Not enough time dwelling on Christ. That's all I'm saying. Thing you're. And right now you're gonna be like, oh, f you, Matt. You think you know everything, which is fine. I.

[Raven]

That's fine. What I will say is my focus on it brings a lot of People to Christ.

[Matt with three T's]

As time goes on, you are going to start to dwell more on Christ. You are gonna go, oh, okay, yeah. That was. Maybe not like. That was great. It was needed, it was necessary in that time period. But as I progress in the spirit realm, I'm gonna be less and less on the Rakes and less and less on the Grays and more and more on Christ. That's all I'm saying.

[Raven]

By the way, can I have a quick moment to just say.

[Top Lobster]

You'Re not going to see Bigfoot now.

[Raven]

That's true. We have to pray for Nancy. Because the last time I talked to Nancy, I don't know where she's been, but she said she was seeing shadows in her mirrors and in her peripheral. And then she just.

[Matt with three T's]

Like, she wants you to put her on blast like that.

[Raven]

Hell, yeah. She knows she can't tell me shit without me telling it on the show. And then she's just. Now. Now I don't know where she is. I haven't heard from Nance in a while.

Where's Nance?

[Matt with three T's]

Guys, didn't you say she was doing weird stuff in your dreams? Like she was coming in, going, raven. I told you about this.

[Raven]

No, it's not true. She does lucid dream, though. Nance was here earlier. What the hell's going on?

[Top Lobster]

Where's Nance?

[Raven]

I don't know. We need everybody.

[Top Lobster]

We're not gonna do the rest of the show until we find Nancy.

[Matt with three T's]

Wait, is Nancy literally. Yeah. Where has Nancy?

[Raven]

That's what I'm saying.

I would love Nancy to be sitting in on these.

[Top Lobster]

She hasn't showed up to work.

[Matt with three T's]

Come on. Did you guys piss her off?

[Top Lobster]

I didn't say anything.

[Raven]

I don't know.

[Matt with three T's]

Oh, did that happen the way you did? That was suspect.

[Top Lobster]

The last show.

[Matt with three T's]

The way what you're doing right now is very suspect.

[Top Lobster]

The last time Nancy. The last time Nancy showed up to work, it was an episode of the Raven. After hours.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Very late.

[Raven]

And she told me about the lucid dreaming.

[Matt with three T's]

And you pissed her off.

[Raven]

I don't know. Maybe I wasn't supposed to tell everybody. I went and told everybody about it, but she never said, don't tell anybody.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, you don't have, like, a grid for that, bro. That's the problem.

[Top Lobster]

This is why we don't tell him about. You know.

[Matt with three T's]

Right, Exactly.

[Raven]

See, I don't want to know. You guys want me to ask?

[Matt with three T's]

No, I'm not doing the high fives, but he gets offended if we.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[Raven]

Want me to ask. I'm not gonna ask.

[Top Lobster]

X X you.

[Raven]

I just want to know where Nancy's at. Nancy was in Discord a few days ago. Nancy, if you're out there, we love you, we miss you. We hope you're Nancy.

[Matt with three T's]

I love you and miss you. We were like, tight.

[Raven]

No, Nancy been our friend.

[Matt with three T's]

She's mad at you because business, bro.

[Raven]

I just worry because she was doing the. The lucid dreaming thing and then she was seeing the shadows in the mirror.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy. I told her all the time, don't do that.

[Matt with three T's]

I know, but that's Raven's airing out her business and now she's gone.

[Raven]

I don't believe that that's Nancy. Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

001-001. That's not the same Nancy.

[Raven]

Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think it's Nancy. Nancy. Nancy did like those.

[Matt with three T's]

Raven kept the BLB secret like a boss. I think he brought it up immediately.

[Raven]

I didn't tell anybody about Blue Letter Bible.

[Top Lobster]

You were the first one to say it.

[Raven]

That's not how.

[Matt with three T's]

When we were not gonna say it. It was like that day.

[Raven]

Well, I was the one who decided we weren't gonna say it. And then I. I undecided.

[Matt with three T's]

He said, you have asked a hard thing. Nevertheless, if you see me when I am taken from thee, it shall be so unto you. But if not, it shall not be so.

[Top Lobster]

There is something about seeing a thing.

[Matt with three T's]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

And I think I understand what you're saying. And. But there is also this fine line that we have to walk where you kind of have to talk about these things because people are going through this stuff. Like, the people that are actually experiencing this need to hear about these testimonies. But it's like, where is that line? How do you draw that line? And when do you stop?

[Matt with three T's]

That's a great topic that you're bringing up, but you gotta understand that even like psychologists or therapists, the rapists. No. Well, whatever. I don't know. The people who hear all the people's problems, like, those people have to get out of that for a while. You can't just do that all the time. That will take a toll on you. On you. Right. The more sensitive your spirit is, the more it will take a toll on you. Like living in that all the time.

[Top Lobster]

They're all on.

[Matt with three T's]

And all I'm saying is the Raven, like, lives there. Like, he comes out of it for like 5% of the time to talk Bible stuff, but 95, like, he lives in.

[Raven]

That's what you don't understand. If my spirit is not sensitive, it's because it's been made so through overexposure since childhood, so I don't really have a choice in the matter.

[Top Lobster]

But I think your spirit is sensitive.

[Matt with three T's]

Because you be getting more sensitive.

Well, that's when he's asleep, though. When he's awake, it's like, can't get through. Can't get through. Can the dreams only get through when he finally comes to a stop?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

I am like. I don't know why you're taking this like an attack on you.

[Raven]

Because that's all you do is attack.

[Matt with three T's]

No, it's not. I'm just saying that's the difference. Dude, as you guys live in that stuff, I can only hear so much of that stuff, and I'm like, yo, dude, I just.

[Raven]

Were you saying that myself? And I feel like that's mean thing to say.

[Top Lobster]

Not.

[Matt with three T's]

It's just you're. You just agreed with me because of your childhood.

[Raven]

But I don't believe that.

[Matt with three T's]

Which means, you know, it is. Why are we all fighting today?

[Raven]

I'm sorry.

[Matt with three T's]

Family apart. No, it's like we didn't see each other for a week, and now it's like, weird.

[Raven]

No, you're weird.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, I'm just gonna read verse 11. And it came to pass as they still went on and talked, that behold, there appeared a chariot of fire.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on.

[Matt with three T's]

And horses of fire.

[Raven]

Hold on. Hold on a second.

[Top Lobster]

Second. Boss. Hold on. I'm sorry. We're gonna call Nancy, okay?

[Raven]

She's sleeping. Don't do that to her.

[Top Lobster]

She's sleeping. It's.

[Matt with three T's]

Why is my phone ring? Bro, you got me and Nancy's numbers mixed up.

[Raven]

I thought that was. Even though I could see his phone.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think she's. She's not gonna pick up again.

[Raven]

No, she's sleeping.

[Matt with three T's]

That's why.

[Raven]

That's dumb. All right? Because I couldn't see your phone or I didn't see the thing.

[Top Lobster]

I guess I. Listen, we'll read the Bible after this. But now I'm a little bit worried.

[Raven]

I am worried.

[Matt with three T's]

He aired out her dirty laundry and she didn't want that. She never does that.

[Raven]

You got to tell me if you don't want me to share a thing.

[Matt with three T's]

And people don't want you to share all the stuff.

[Raven]

The chat tells me secrets all the time, and I don't share them. You guys don't even know them.

[Top Lobster]

She didn't pick up.

[Raven]

Guys, W's in the chat. If you shared a secret with me and I haven't shared it.

[Top Lobster]

Asian voicemail again.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay. Still went on and talked that behold, there Appeared a chariot of fire and horses of fire. Just so. Just for a second. Just for a second. This is in the spirit realm. There's horses of fire and chariots of fire. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

UFOs.

[Raven]

See Atmos. Look at all these people that shared secrets with me that I never shared with you. Relax.

[Matt with three T's]

So there's animals in the spirit realm. You know when people are like, hey, does your pet go to heaven? Like, I don't know. I don't know. But there's animals in the spirit realm. There's horses and chariots of fire, right? Yeah.

There appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire imparted Elijah and Elisha apart, and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.

[Raven]

You think they did, like, they spin?

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know.

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[Raven]

Did it get nauseous?

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

You could part of them both asunder.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, I mean, I think in Job, God talks about that. He shows up in the whirlwind. He says stuff like that.

But it came to pass as they went on and talked that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire and horses of fire. This is what we're getting at when we say there's a lot of stuff in the spirit realm. So if you're just like aliens or demons, okay, maybe, but there's a lot of stuff in the spirit realm. That's just a vague statement. There could be something completely different, but still bad, still evil, still on Team Darkness. But there's something different than a demon.

[Raven]

Do I have to read my tweet for posterity?

[Matt with three T's]

Because you're. There's a lot of stuff in the spirit realm.

[Raven]

You're straw manning.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like he doesn't take us serious. Seriously.

[Raven]

He doesn't take it seriously.

[Matt with three T's]

What is going on?

[Raven]

You know, I. I feel like I have to read my tweet because he's straw manning us, and I don't know.

[Matt with three T's]

What tweet, unless it's a tweet that I influence because you ask me stuff and then I tell you, and I'm your ghostwriter, and then you just write what I tell you, which is fine. I like.

[Raven]

The alien phenomenon is multifaceted. Make no mistake. Despite claims of the contrary by some. By some, there is a massive demonic component. The overlap between demonic encounters, cryptid sightings, and alien abductions.

[Matt with three T's]

Demonic component. I like that you see how he worded it. He is a bit of a wordsmith.

[Raven]

We got to give him is both fascinating and abundant from the smell of these things. Yeah, dude, That's a huge part of Sulfur. To the terror induced bone shaking state of paralysis that some theorize is amplified beyond normal terror by way of frequency warfare, I. E. Infrasound. You know what that is? Of course you don't. I know this aspect intimately. So does my family.

Of course you know the phenomenon. This phenomenon goes beyond the spiritual. It's very physical. And a lot of these homos are out here saying it's not physical, while there are instances of orbs of light, plastic.

[Matt with three T's]

Hold on, hold on. If it's not physical, what are they saying? It's just, they're, they're.

[Raven]

They're saying it's strictly like we talked to a guy and it's, it's no shade to him. I just think he's missing information that he thinks it's strictly a spiritual phenomenon posing as a physical.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, well, hang on. We could probably unpack that because it might be.

[Raven]

I'm trying to. Right.

[Matt with three T's]

Be one of those things where the.

[Top Lobster]

People should be paying for this.

[Matt with three T's]

If you talk through it, you might find out you're saying the same thing. Like this chariot of fire and horses.

[Raven]

No, we did talk.

[Matt with three T's]

Isn't that a spirit realm thing?

[Raven]

We did talk through it. For example, one of the things that I think is really physical is the abduct. I mean, the pregnancies, he basically says they're not real. The body absorbs the fetus.

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[Raven]

And that's why the pregnancy goes missing.

Which, you know, the doctors that are examining these women are like, but isn't.

[Matt with three T's]

The fetus natural then? You're saying, like, yeah, this manifest, it's a spiritual thing, but it manifests in the natural realm.

[Raven]

And he's saying, like, it was just a regular old pregnancy and that the body absorbs the fetus. So when the fetus is taken, according to the woman who's been abducted again, and the fetus is removed from them.

[Matt with three T's]

But he's admitting that there's a pregnancy.

[Raven]

Yeah, but he's just physical. Yeah, but he's like, no, that pregnancy is just a natural pregnancy. That is. Well, he's saying it's being conflated by.

[Matt with three T's]

You know, he's saying the chick got boned by a dude in real life.

[Raven]

Precisely.

[Matt with three T's]

And at the same time got an.

[Raven]

Alien visit, which is a huge assumption.

[Top Lobster]

And lost the baby.

[Raven]

And you're not. Seriously, you're not listening to the person who's, you know, having this experience. So this is whatever.

[Top Lobster]

I think it happened multiple times too. But.

[Raven]

All right, so.

The phenomenon goes beyond the spiritual. It's very physical. While there are Instances of orbs of light, plasma based objects and pockets, possibly even upper atmospheric organics. There is a real tech and human.

[Top Lobster]

Aspect that is a very interesting one.

[Raven]

The upper. Yeah, that was actually a really early episode that we did.

[Top Lobster]

Damn.

[Raven]

Episode two, something like that with Cryptids of the corn. And they have a lot of research. Dude's a wildlife biologist. A lot of research on these upper.

[Top Lobster]

Atmospheres or atmospheric organics, which I mean some like jellyfish. He theorized that like when, when you're getting like mana from heaven, which has.

[Raven]

Happened historically a few times, like yeah, chunks of meat raining from the sky.

[Top Lobster]

It could be these upper atmospheric organic.

Creatures.

[Raven]

Anyway. So the tech is existence antiquity. You need only look at the bell shaped craft of the Nazi regime. No doubt inspired by the Vimanas of ancient Vedic times. Those in power have always been interested in the occult and spiritual realms. The American empire and her intelligence agencies are no exception.

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[Raven]

There are no doubts in my mind that they have used undisclosed tech. It's worth mentioning that they there are often military personnel present during alien abductions according to experiencers, which is 100 true. You get that a ton. People who are abducted by aliens and then report military personnel or scientists, doctors, you know, human Doctors alongside Grays and like that. I believe the Grays are biomechanical automatons that can be operated remotely or inhabited by spiritual entities. No emotion, no reproductive organs, and have been described as being discarded in a stinking pile while not in use. That one in particular comes from Karen Wilkinson. In my opinion, the alien deception is the return of the old gods. Simply a rebranding, one that is aided by institutions like NASA, Hollywood, military intelligence, and now influencers on the Internet.

[Top Lobster]

Old Gods meaning angels, fallen angels, lowercase g. Gods. Yes.

[Raven]

And that comes really from Michael Heiser's work. The new Disclosure documentary mocks those who call them demons. This is almost accurate. While the disembodied spirits of the Nephilim play some role, or the disembodied spirits of the Nephilim play some role, the entire thing is demonic and in opposition to the Kingdom of Heaven. We are witnessing what is arguably one of the longest and most intricate psyops in history. This is the great deception banger. Right? So I had to get that very well written on wax because some guys, like boss over here say that, you know, we're claiming that angels are demons and, you know, Indiana Moans is making allusions to that.

[Top Lobster]

And we understand that the spiritual realm has a lot of diversity.

[Raven]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

But we also understand, like, the classification of the diversity.

[Matt with three T's]

See, this is what I like about arguing with you guys is five days ago, there wasn't a lot of diversity. Now at least you're saying, like, okay, there's a lot of diversity. No, you're like, oh, they're all demons, this guy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, because we like to be hyperbolic and aggravated.

[Matt with three T's]

No, I love when the Raven writes like that. I'm just saying, like, that realm. I don't know a lot about that. He's in that realm, like, so much all the time.

[Raven]

Not in that realm.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, you are. That's where you spend all your time on those stories, which is rad and necessary to your point. You're helping a lot of people out that have been stuff. Yeah, I respect that. But I'm just saying, like, at some point, that's gonna take a toll on your spirit. Just like a psychologist or a therapist.

[Top Lobster]

I think he's right.

[Matt with three T's]

As you're dealing. No kidding. That's right. It's not a rocket scientist to say, as you keep dwelling on those things. That's great. You're right. Think about boomers that watch the news. I'm not saying that they're wrong about this thing about Trump or that thing about Trump. I'm just like, guys, stop.

[Raven]

Different spirits have different jobs for the auto machine.

[Matt with three T's]

They're getting with the whole, okay, you can watch the news all day and be right about it, but it's gonna take a toll on your spirit if you watch the news, the news all day. Like you'd be right about aliens and stuff all day long. But it's going to take a toll on your spirit. You just have to use more of your spirit life like going after God.

[Raven]

The reason that I focus on it is because I do think we're creeping towards this big government funded disclosure where a lot of people are going to be lost in the sauce and a lot of people are going to be parroting from documentaries that they've been pumping out in mass. I'm, I've been in the air force for 28 years. I'm trying to shepherd people towards Christ.

[Top Lobster]

I respect that unique situation that we're in because we have to pay attention to this stuff. Because if so, if we're not clued in to what's going on in current day, current events, we can't meaningfully talk to people and try to like, because I'm guiding myself through it as well. But we can't guide them through it either if we don't know what's going on. If we don't know Nick Fuentes is telling people not to read the Bible.

[Raven]

He's inducing us.

[Top Lobster]

I can't guide you away from that.

[Matt with three T's]

What do you mean? If we just preach the gospel, then we are preaching against that.

[Top Lobster]

These people are too stupid to equate it to current day.

[Matt with three T's]

We were, we were doing that story in, in straight Bible. Regardless of whether Nick Fuentes said that or not like that. That was our point in straight Bible was that God will teach you directly. So it didn't matter if he said God won't teach you or not, but.

[Top Lobster]

You have to be aware of it in order.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't have to be aware of it.

[Top Lobster]

You do when you read that scripture and then you go, hey, this is happening right now. In your face.

[Matt with three T's]

You have to do that because you guys do this for a living.

[Raven]

No, because we don't live there.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't do that.

[Top Lobster]

But we're talking to tens of thousands of people that are in that realm.

[Matt with three T's]

You have to do that.

[Top Lobster]

You're on the show too, brother.

[Raven]

Well, we're also talking, we're talking to conspiracy theorists and if you go, Jesus Christ is the way, the truth and the life. And they go, but what about all this other crazy things? And you look at them and you go, I don't even know what that is. I've never heard of it. They go, I can't. Yeah, I don't know.

[Matt with three T's]

Valid point.

[Raven]

Yeah. They can't hear you. You have to be like, no, I know that thing. I understand.

[Matt with three T's]

Valid point.

[Raven]

Here's why it's a deception. Here's why it's close but not quite valid. This is the point.

[Matt with three T's]

And so you're going from 100% like the darkness man. Man like the darkness of the Palladians. And Jesus is a. What do they call him that? He's like a starseed? No, he's like a miscended. What do they say?

[Raven]

Ascended master.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, yeah. He's. Yeah, like you've lived a hundred percent in that.

[Raven]

Well, I never believed that.

[Matt with three T's]

But surely you're. You've gone like 199, 298, 397, 497.

[Top Lobster]

See how good is math?

[Matt with three T's]

It's just slowly going like this. That's all I'm saying is it's slowly going like this. And that's what we want.

[Top Lobster]

Switch eventually.

[Raven]

Oh, no, I always. I did a. Always think that was gay.

[Matt with three T's]

And you've already got all that in your back pocket. I don't know that you need to keep doing the deep dive on the demonic and the alien and this and that.

[Raven]

No, I don't have to do a deep dive on it, but what I do got to do is refine my argument so that people don't, you know, me into saying aliens are demons.

[Top Lobster]

My arguments have gotten dusty, to be honest.

[Raven]

Even that's why I've been practicing with.

[Top Lobster]

You with the stuff.

[Matt with three T's]

Because you're always making the signs. You have like all this other stuff going on.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, I got a million things going on. So like when I have to convince you about Israel or this is stuff that I'm.

[Matt with three T's]

What are you going to convince me about? Israel.

[Raven]

Tell me about Israel. I'm not even said name this. Our this episode.

[Matt with three T's]

Argumentative argument.

[Top Lobster]

Argum with the lunch.

[Raven]

Argumentative. I like that. That's your new name. Dude is argumentative. Oh my goodness. He loves to argue.

[Matt with three T's]

No, you guys just came in like feisty wanting to fight today.

[Raven]

No. Well, you said that we said aliens are demonstration.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't like when you guys say stuff about Timothy Albarino. I don't like that. I really don't like that.

[Raven]

I'm going to come in here dressed as Timothy Albarino very soon and the chat is looking forward to it.

[Matt with three T's]

I know what you're doing and I Don't like it.

[Raven]

I have purchased the outfit off of which is, by the way, you can purchase a Timothy Albarino outfit off Amazon. Just look for Indiana Jones outfit. And it's there and it's coming in. It's gonna be here soon. And I'm dressed like I'm on the show. And it's gonna be great. Dude, it's gonna be great.

[Top Lobster]

Do you think that's what he did?

[Raven]

I think it's what he did.

[Matt with three T's]

I like what conspiracy QT is saying, and I respect that. It's what Raven's saying. India has helped me discern stuff. That's why I love them. Like aliens and demons. Lol. No, I get. I get it. They live in that realm. They understand that realm. They've been able to, like, explain what's happening in that sphere. I'm just saying that takes a toll on you after a while. You know what somebody's saying, I love my therapist. They helped me get through so many things. Things, no problem. But it still takes the rape therapist.

[Raven]

You know what's funny is other people in the conspiracy community, like the ones that regard themselves as highly intelligent, think that we're drop dead morons. It's. It's pretty consistent.

[Matt with three T's]

What do you mean, think?

[Raven]

Because there are. There's a thing about being a conspiracy theorist where you believe you're queued into information that other people aren't aware of. Therefore you're, you know, elevated in some way, shape or form. And then when you look over to another conspiracy show, you go, they don't know what I know. And they do that to us a lot.

[Top Lobster]

He didn't hear anything.

[Raven]

I know. Dude, it's so crazy. You lose him when he's so crazy, man.

[Matt with three T's]

No, he lost me when he said they think we're stupid. I. That's why I said it. Like, right from the jump, you can hit the button. Go hit the button. No, I just think you guys are like, we want to be taken serious. It's like, okay, look, at your age.

[Raven]

I don't want to be.

[Matt with three T's]

We've had this conversation before. You're like, yeah, we're serious. We're a big deal. We know what we're talking about on all the. These levels. And Karen Wilkinson and Joe and Franco. And I'm like, yeah, I agree. But you still have an intro where you're smelling poop on your lobster.

[Raven]

It's a great intro.

[Matt with three T's]

And he's pooping out an egg. It's like, yeah, a lot of normal people instantly are looking at that intro and they're going, no, I'm not gonna.

[Top Lobster]

Isn't it. How unfortunate is it now for these very serious people with whips and leather that they have to address us?

[Matt with three T's]

I don't like that. I don't like that. Okay, all right. I'm in verse 11. I'm in verse 11. And it came to pass as they still went on and talked.

[Top Lobster]

So they were. He's. He's getting wrapped up and they're still talking. What are we talking about, bro?

[Matt with three T's]

I love this, dude. This is where I like to daydream about, like, what were they talking about, man? This is the last thing Elijah knows. He's getting taken and he's walking with Elisha, and this is his last chance to talk to him. Dude, I. I love this. I love to just wonder, like, yeah, what if it's me and my son? And I know this is the last.

[Raven]

Time we don't know that this is his son.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay. But I'm just saying, like, this is the vibe.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

So I like to think about, what if this is my son? Like, he's the closest person to me. And, like, what if this is my last chance with him? What's the last thing I'm gonna say to him? I like to think about that. I think that's good things for people to think about. I think you should think about that, too.

[Top Lobster]

That. That was a hard thing. We said that would ask me a hard thing. Like, it's gonna be hard for me.

[Matt with three T's]

To do, to transfer my. What I carry.

[Top Lobster]

Either you could do it or you can't.

[Raven]

That's true. Either you could do it or you.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, man, that's gonna be hard, bro.

[Matt with three T's]

What are you. Okay, so if I said, hey, Raven.

[Raven]

Yeah, what's up, man?

[Matt with three T's]

Let's see you bench 250 pounds, easy. And he says, yeah, it's gonna be a hard thing, but let's try that. Like, what do you mean? Like, what do you mean it's a hard thing?

[Raven]

But, yeah, I would say either I could do it or I can't.

[Top Lobster]

No, but you're like, but then if you see me, then. Then I'll do it. Like, can you do it or not? What do you mean it's gonna be a hard thing? Yes or no?

[Matt with three T's]

You just don't understand the spirit realm. That's all you're saying.

[Top Lobster]

Neither do you. I just know the angels ain't shit.

[Matt with three T's]

The natural realm. You understand? If the raven says, yeah, I could bench 250, hey, it's going to be hard, but how many times let's do it.

[Raven]

What is that?

[Matt with three T's]

What do you mean? Yeah, yeah, you want to get like that? I don't know, man. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[Raven]

I bench. I don't bench.

[Matt with three T's]

Use the machines.

[Raven]

I could bench.

[Matt with three T's]

It came to pass as they still went on it.

[Raven]

Two more chin ups than you.

[Matt with three T's]

Zero percent chance.

[Raven]

Okay.

What's the matter, dude? What happened?

[Matt with three T's]

You saw the video. What?

[Raven]

The eight?

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[Matt with three T's]

Dude, that's literally on a airport transfer wagon.

[Raven]

Okay, so what? So you could do more than eight?

[Matt with three T's]

I could probably hit 15.

[Raven]

You think you could hit 15?

[Matt with three T's]

I know. I've got a video of me doing 15.

[Raven]

Guys.

[Top Lobster]

You're gonna make me get back into working out. I'll drop 30, bro.

[Matt with three T's]

You never do. You never ever do. You're like, oh, no, it's all spirit realm. I'm like, yeah, it's. Spirit realm's important, but you gotta take care of the natural man, too. You're made of spirit, soul and body. You have to deal with all of it.

[Top Lobster]

I don't have time. I don't have time to go to Planet Fitness Fitness and not work out legs.

[Matt with three T's]

Everybody says that.

[Raven]

Who doesn't work out legs? I do. I do. Leg press.

[Matt with three T's]

Your boy RJ saw the quads yesterday and was like, yeah, he's got it. He's got it.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[Matt with three T's]

All right. And it came to pass as they went on Rip, dude, Shout out rj. That's what he does for a living.

[Raven]

Good for him. Dude. RJ was ripped.

[Matt with three T's]

And it came to pass as they still went on and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire and horses of fire imparted them asunder. And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven. And Elisha did nice crushing.

[Raven]

So he's got two.

[Matt with three T's]

He had to be close. He had to be close to see it. He never left his side. They walked so close that they were talking. He stayed so close, he knew he was going to see it. The other ones were watching from a distance. He was right on top of it.

[Top Lobster]

And he cried.

[Matt with three T's]

Why the laugh?

[Raven]

Because he cried.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, what about when you cried the other day? I don't cry. I guess I wasn't supposed to bring that up. My father. My father. The chariot of Israel and the horsemen thereof.

[Raven]

Love, right?

[Top Lobster]

Father? My father Is he. Who's he talking to?

[Matt with three T's]

Elijah? Was it his dad? Or were they just so intimate that he was just his spiritual father and he called him Father? And how long did he walk with him?

[Top Lobster]

He brought him back to life, man. Who knows?

[Matt with three T's]

But he says the horsemen Plural thereof. No. We can go back and read where Elisha's from. And we can go back and read where the widow's son is from. I'm just saying I don't think it's the same.

[Raven]

Can I just say something real quick?

[Matt with three T's]

All right, boss.

[Raven]

Can I say something?

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[Raven]

You're very argumentative today.

You're very argumentative today. There's something. Something's going on with you. What's going on with you, man?

[Matt with three T's]

No, I think it's top. He's been coming at me, man.

[Raven]

I don't think so. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Ever since you did this hunting trip, I feel like we're on thin ice.

[Raven]

Yeah. You know what it is? It's. It's taking a thing's life has made him exponentially more aggressive.

[Top Lobster]

More aggressive.

[Raven]

Yeah. I think that's what it is.

[Top Lobster]

You're gonna see him on Instagram with. With just me holding me by my hair, like 100%.

[Raven]

I think he thinks about killing you.

[Top Lobster]

Double lung shot.

[Raven]

Jeez, man. And I just. I'm not saying that to criticize you. I'm just saying that to make you aware of it because I think sometimes you're not aware of a thing. If you are, you can navigate it. Very argumentative. You know, do with that what you will.

[Matt with three T's]

I feel probably right.

[Top Lobster]

Still reserve might be correct. I think all of us are very argument.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, that's a good observation. See, you can't admit it. I'm like, maybe I am being argumentative and I don't mean to be, but I just feel like there's a couple of things. Like top tries to provoke me by Israel. He knows that's gonna provoke.

[Raven]

He knows how to get Timothy Albarino.

[Matt with three T's]

He knows that's gonna provoke me.

[Raven]

That's a redundant. And then today that was a redundant no.

[Matt with three T's]

And then today he comes up with angels. I'm like, bro, what? Yeah, what are you. You're going after the angels now? Like, what are you doing? And yeah, that set me off and made me upset. No, he knows there's things that will trigger me, dude. So it's like, bro.

[Raven]

Well, you have a deep love for Timothy Albarino, dude.

[Matt with three T's]

He's a OG in the game, bro. Like, when you guys were still in high school, I was watching Timothy Albarino DVDs with Gen 6 Productions and he was doing rad stuff too.

[Raven]

I just don't want to Nephilim.

[Matt with three T's]

He's still cool. You guys like, oh, we don't like him.

[Raven]

No, he is cool.

[Matt with three T's]

He's very cool.

[Raven]

And I thought it hurt my feelings.

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[Matt with three T's]

And I thought your interview with him was good. I think he was very humble and kind that like he sat through your whole intro video and still did the show.

[Raven]

I love him.

[Matt with three T's]

Like, initially he saw the intro, he made a comment about. I was like, oh, did he say.

[Top Lobster]

Something about the intro?

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, he's like, look at you guys.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[Raven]

He probably said that music slapped, that we got copywritten.

[Matt with three T's]

But all I'm saying is that you try to like get me going and that's how you got me with the angels.

[Raven]

You know, maybe I'm just mad because he's like me. If I was taller and my forehead was smaller and I was more handsome.

[Matt with three T's]

No, no, I get it. You know, without a nose ring. You know what's funny is Timothy Alberino. I think I had the same interaction with him was I did with the Raven. When the Raven first walked in, I was like, this dude is either the biggest poser and wanker and like he's just trying to look cool or this is a real one. And initially I was like, this dude's a straight post.

[Raven]

Now I have to question your judgment.

[Matt with three T's]

Then you came in cuz he came in without you. The first time he came in, then you came in. I was like, oh, that must be the other guy.

[Top Lobster]

No, that's not how it happened.

[Raven]

He doesn't.

[Top Lobster]

He's getting old.

[Matt with three T's]

Yes, it is. You met me for in first. I know, but the day that he came in was three or four days later or whatever. He came in, he got a large black coffee, and he did that smile he does when he doesn't want to talk to people. He doesn't do much anymore, but back then, he was like.

[Top Lobster]

And then gives you this.

[Matt with three T's]

He goes like this.

[Top Lobster]

You do that.

[Raven]

I don't do that.

[Matt with three T's]

Just like this.

[Raven]

I don't know. Maybe I'm just trying to look like, you know?

[Matt with three T's]

And I was like, yo, this undercover cop just looked like a straight poser. Like, this dude's a straight poser. And then I was like, wait. Then about 30 seconds, I was like, or he's a real one. I can't tell yet. Then you guys met up, and I was like, okay, that's the other guy. But then, you know how he always talks like he's on a podcast? Even on a normal conversation, I wasn't clear what was going on, but then I was like, no, this dude's a real one. This dude's a real one. So Timothy Alberino, I get it. You're like, oh, he's got the Wakanda. Never met him. He has the. Yeah, but I watched him.

[Raven]

You've never met.

[Matt with three T's]

And I was like, yeah, it. Well, okay, it's kind of weird with the hat, the Wakanda necklace, the whip, the vibe. But then I saw gloves in the. Especially in the assless chaps, the ch. Stop, dude. Then they did this seminar that way.

[Raven]

He cut the ass.

[Matt with three T's]

Ass out where Manslam P. Rambo or whatever his name is, like, did this whole thing in Spanish. And Timothy Albino was the interpreter of it from Spanish to English. And he opened up this whole seminar by saying, like, thank you to Tom Horn and especially Steve Quail, because those were the guys.

[Raven]

Thank you to God, who have come.

[Matt with three T's]

Before and, like, really brought this stuff to light. Dude. The stuff of aliens, giants, all the stuff that nobody was talking about. He paid, like, great respect to them. I was like, dude, I like this dude. Timothy the Albarino. And then, poof, he was just gone. I didn't see him for 10 years.

[Raven]

Yeah, because he went to Israel and they. They. They tortured him.

[Top Lobster]

This is.

[Raven]

They whipped him with his own whip again. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what happened to him. We can only speculate. But this is why I put this there. This is the influencer industrial complex pathway I like.

[Matt with three T's]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Matt with three T's]

No, he should not be on there. He's just like a normal dude.

[Raven]

All those people, by the way, that.

[Matt with three T's]

Are on there, they will not like Brianna. You just like.

[Raven]

I like her. She's cool.

[Top Lobster]

They all go. They come, they go away, then they come back.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

With a different narrative. And we wonder what happened?

[Raven]

What happened?

[Top Lobster]

What happened?

[Raven]

What was up there happened to your bow tie?

[Top Lobster]

Tucker Carlson.

[Raven]

Tucker Carlson?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. Yeah, very strange.

[Matt with three T's]

Elisha saw it. Verse 12. And he cried, my father, my father, the chariot of Israel and the horsemen thereof. So there's horsemen, plural. There's horses.

[Raven]

I think these are better. Like half men, half horse. Like a centaur.

[Matt with three T's]

No, no, it's just. It's just. It's probably angels, which Top thinks very low of. But they came down and like scooped up Elijah and took him to heaven.

[Raven]

Do you think it sucks to look like a bird and look like an ox and look like a lion? Like, you just want.

[Top Lobster]

Those are like in the image of God.

[Matt with three T's]

Those are a specific thing.

[Raven]

Those are cherubim. I know, but yeah, I'm saying those are living creatures.

[Matt with three T's]

So there's. They're like in Ezekiel and Revelation, they have the four faces.

[Raven]

Yeah, I know, but I don't want to look like an oxygen knocks or look like a.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, those things, they're just saying there's a bunch of stuff in the spirit realm.

[Raven]

Do you think any of them are mad? Like when you see the Sumerian, like the Anunnaki, and it's like the bird head, like the eagle face with the six wings, and you go, that's clearly like some offshoot of the cherubim. And you go like, that probably sucks to just look like a bird.

[Top Lobster]

If they can create music, beautiful music, why do they need people to channel through it?

[Raven]

Seems like they're not great.

[Matt with three T's]

And Elisha saw it and he cried, my father, my father, the chariot of Israel and the horsemen thereof. And he saw him no more, and he took hold of his own clothes and ripped them in two pieces. So Elisha takes his own clothes and just throws them on the ground, rips.

[Top Lobster]

Them like Hulk Hogan.

[Raven]

And he's hairy and he's got a leather diaper.

[Top Lobster]

You know what's funny? Hulk Hogan's real name, Terry, he took.

[Matt with three T's]

Up also the mantle of Elijah that fell from him and went back and stood by the bank of Jordan. So remember this mantle that Elijah's wearing? Remember there was one mantle he threw on Elisha already, but there's one mantle Elijah's been wearing that's his double. Drops it like when he gets raptured. Whatever you want to call it.

Taken. Boom. Elijah's stuff comes down. Elisha takes it. Now he's wearing it. But I do want to draw attention to this. Like, remember Elijah saying, just take me out of here. God, if Elijah would have got what he wanted, he would have died there in the wilderness, alone. He doesn't die alone, bro.

[Top Lobster]

That's crushing.

[Matt with three T's]

Elijah doesn't die alone, man. Like, he stayed the course. He stayed strong. And he dies with a guy calling him father. Like, they're so close. Like, this is his son now, dude. Like, th. Like, this is the mercy of God. God's, like, beautiful. No, bro, I'm not going to let you die alone like that.

[Top Lobster]

What a great story.

[Raven]

I'm sorry for being. Don't touch.

[Matt with three T's]

Did you guys ever know the story when I.

[Raven]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry for being so nasty to you, dude.

[Matt with three T's]

No, I'm sorry for being.

[Raven]

That's cool. Can I have a high five?

[Matt with three T's]

Dude, no, I. That makes you feel weird when you do that.

[Top Lobster]

What a great story.

[Matt with three T's]

Do you guys know the story of the UPS guy?

[Raven]

The.

[Matt with three T's]

That I saw with the. In the car crash?

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What.

[Top Lobster]

What car crash, bro?

[Matt with three T's]

I saw UPS guys. So just so you know, the UPS trucks are made of aluminum foil. Those things are straight up made of aluminum foil, bro.

[Raven]

You know ladies love a UPS guy uniform.

[Top Lobster]

No, you see it all the time. Like with the tractor trails, when they drive under the bridge. That's too low. It just crumbles.

[Matt with three T's]

No, no. I saw 18 wheeler. Like, a stubby, short 18 wheeler. That's like a concrete truck.

[Raven]

Probably didn't have 18 wheels.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, and just crushed. Just absolutely crushed a UPS truck.

[Raven]

What happened to the dude inside?

[Matt with three T's]

So the dude inside. I was. I was driving. Boom. Saw this whole thing about four cars up. And then all of a sudden, the UPS truck is on, like, that side of the road. I'm going this way. Now he's on this side of the road. And you know how the. You know how they don't have a door, right? The up thing doesn't have a door. He's like this. I never told you guys this story before.

[Raven]

No, you don't tell us anything.

[Matt with three T's]

He's got the seat belt on, right?

[Raven]

Apparently warmonger says, we've been over this before. I don't think I was there for that. I think he was probably when you guys were doing your own episodes, I wasn't paying attention.

[Matt with three T's]

Top doesn't listen when I do that. Anyway. He's hanging out the side of it. He's, like, hanging out the side.

[Raven]

I noticed that because you. You said a joke on the last straight Bible, and it was a good joke. You kept repeating it. You repeated it over and over and over again. And he heard. He didn't hear it.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I'm producing.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I'm making stuff happen to go on.

[Matt with three T's]

So anyway, the dudes there and that. That's honestly all I thought. Dude, I was looking at this guy just hanging out the window, and I.

[Raven]

Was like, oh, he was dead. Dead.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't want this guy to die alone. I honestly thought that. I was like, that's not a way to die.

[Top Lobster]

You know what? And I don't want to, like, starting to remember.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah. And I walked over. I definitely told you this story before.

[Top Lobster]

I gave him a high five.

[Matt with three T's]

No, I walked over. I, like, parked. And on the way, walking to him, I said, honestly, I said, lord, I don't know what you want to do here, but I'm down. That's what I said. That's all I said. And I just walked over there. And then, like, he was just hanging there, like he was being hung by the. The. By the seat belt. And I just went there and, like, put my hand on him, and I just started praying. And then another dude came behind me and had his hand, like, on me while, like, I was praying. And then I. Then all of a sudden, like, I just stopped praying and. Which I believe in the miraculous. Like, you know, I believe, like, even if this guy's dead, that God will just bring him back to life or whatever. But, like, a. Like a miracle didn't happen. A thing in the natural realm happened. What happened was I came out of it, and I said, said, we got to cut the seat belt. We got. We got to cut the seat belt. And some Karen in the back was like, no, don't touch him. Don't cut the seat belt. And I was turning around. He said, sure, we got to cut the seat belt. We got to cut the seat belt. And there's, like, this huge crowd, like, around us right there. And this country boy was behind me. He goes, I got a knife. Do you want me. Do you want me to cut it? I was like, cut it, bro. Cut it. And he goes, I got a knife. Are you sure you want me to cut it? I was like, yeah, cut it. So he cuts it, right? He cuts it. And this was a heavy dude in the UPS truck. Boom. He falls on me like this. But there was guys behind me, like, holding me two Mexicans come up like that, don't speak English. I don't know where they came from, but you know how the feet get up under the thing when you're driving. They pulled his feet, like out from that and like, set him down and we all like, set him down and the guy lived, bro.

[Raven]

And did you turn around at that Karen and punch her in her face?

[Matt with three T's]

No, no, I. Then another Karen showed up. Okay, so then we get him on the ground, right? And I'm just kind of like holding his head, head. And I just was holding his head, man, because he was like just. There was a giant puddle of blood. He was just leaking out blood and he was being hung by the thing like this, bro.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

So I just held his head and then.

Then, like slowly but sure. Okay. Somebody grabbed an box and they were like, here, put this under his head. I slid it under his head and he started screaming. So I took the box back out and then I just held his head, no box. And he was going, ah, ah. You know what I thought? I thought he was being ushered into hell. I'm just being honest. I don't. I don't know. I don't know. But the way he was screaming and the way he started to like, kick his legs, I just had this feeling like he was sliding into hell. I don't know if that's accurate or not. I'm just saying, like, I had this feeling like that's what's taking place. The way he was screaming and stuff was like this torturous screaming. He was like yelling, ah, ah. So I was like holding his head like this. Then a dude comes up, he goes, hey, I'm an. I'm an off duty.

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[Matt with three T's]

Paramedic. He's like, just hold his head right there. He's like, let me give you something. And then he gave me a thing like a pillow or something to slide under there. And I was just like, standing there talking to the guy. I was like, bro, you're gonna live. You're gonna live. You're gonna do okay. And he was just kind of making noises. Then this another Karen shows up and goes, I'm an off duty paramedic. Get out of here. And I was like, no problem. But the dude just asked me to hold this right here. She goes, I'm an off duty paramedic. I said, no, no, it's. It's no problem. I'm just. The dude just told me to do this, so if you're. If you got it, that's fine. I'm out of here. And she was like, nasty. And then the dude paramedic started yelling at the guy, saying, if you want to live and you don't want to be paralyzed, listen to what I'm telling you. He started yelling at him. And so I, like, stood up and had blood all over my clothes. Is when I had a fancy job, too. I was in, like, slacks and a nice shirt and stuff. And I was like, damn, dude. If he's yelling at him, I don't think this guy's gonna die. Like, I don't think you'd be yelling at a guy who's like, dying.

[Raven]

I was like, I wonder.

[Matt with three T's]

I was like, I think this dude's gonna live, man. Like this. When I first came here, I was like, that's a dead guy hanging out of a UPS truck. Yeah. And then I was like, I don't think he's gonna die, dude. He wouldn't be yelling at him like that. So, like, I walked inside. There was like a sprinkler place. It was some. It was sprinkler, electrician place, something like that.

[Commercial Announcer]

That.

[Matt with three T's]

And I remember walking in, the lady was like, is he gonna live? And I was like, I think so. Like, I laughed.

[Raven]

I was like.

[Matt with three T's]

I was like, I think so. And I went in and I washed my. I, like, washed up and slept. Blood and everything or whatever. And then I came back, and it was all just, like, in slow motion now. Like, the ambulance was there. Everybody was there. They had him on the stretcher and just in slow motion. I just walked back, got in my car, and just, like, drove off.

[Raven]

That's so crazy.

[Matt with three T's]

I was like, it's crazy to be.

[Raven]

A part of something so wild and then just get back in your car and drive off. And that's it.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, I went to a meeting. I went to. Went to Great Lakes Carpentisle and sold some dial. Damn, dude.

[Raven]

Yo, how was your sales game that day?

[Top Lobster]

If you're the Mexican guy, right?

[Matt with three T's]

No, no. So the UPS guys out here, I've asked every UPS guy who's ever come in the store, hey, do you know that guy? Every one of them knows the story, but they don't know the guy. Then a guy was like, yeah, dude, I can. I can find out who that is. I was like, bro, I want to know who that guy is. Because, like, you feel different about a human if you've ever held their bloody head in your hands like that. You feel, like, this overwhelming sense of, like, love for a human if you're. If you're, like, doing that.

[Top Lobster]

Came into the shop. You made him pay.

[Matt with three T's]

No. You made him pay double. So the guy comes in. He got me his info on Instagram, and I texted the guy and said, hey, man, I was there the day that that happened, and I'd love to talk to you, and I just never heard from again. But I realized, like, I think that there was probably legal stuff. It was an accident. UPS is involved. There's, like, lawyers and money, and so I never heard back from him.

[Raven]

Well, now you got a popcap. Maybe we can have him out.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know. I think he lives in Leesburg. Your favorite.

[Raven]

Oh, I was just in Leesburg. I love Leesburg. It's my best.

[Matt with three T's]

So anyway, I don't know. I'm just saying, like, it's cool to not die alone, man. Like, I. I just feel like that's good for Elijah was like, he went through all that. He wanted to just die alone, and he didn't.

[Raven]

That's awesome. Well, I mean, both for the guy, the UPS guy that didn't die. But then, Elijah, we missed a super chat.

[Top Lobster]

Ten dollar from. Oh, Sparrow knows what's up. Sparrow.

[Raven]

Sparrow.

[Matt with three T's]

That means that they, like.

[Top Lobster]

They like the show. They said Owen Benjamin. Yes. That's. Well, no, Sparrow.

[Raven]

Sparrow knows bear. That's bear.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It would suck if you guys stopped doing this show. Sad face.

[Raven]

Yeah. Well, Matt, really, like today, for example, I didn't do his show. He didn't do straight Bible. And he's like, I don't know if I could do shows. And I go, it's been a couple of weeks, but I get it.

[Matt with three T's]

It's been one week. I just needed a minute, dude. I hunted all weekend, and I like to kind of prepare a thing when it's straight by. Because it's not all just banter. Like, we just banter for hours at a time on straight Bible. I kind of go Bible verse by Bible.

[Raven]

People love the banter. You know what I will say is people feel strongly about the banter either way. Either they can't stand it or it's the best thing.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah.

[Raven]

For them. I want to see the ratio. Fs in the chat for bad banter. Ws in the chat for good banter. I want to see the ratio here.

[Matt with three T's]

No, it works out good, though. It's like, if you like the banter, you turn into this one. If you don't like the banter, you just do straight by.

[Raven]

Oh, for boss man. Stress relief. Another $10 came in because the boss is.

[Matt with three T's]

He is stressed out.

[Raven]

The boss is stressed right now, and look at it. People really love the banter. Thank you, Scott. Scott's wonderful. Scott's wonderful.

[Top Lobster]

They like the banter. We'll keep bantering from the.

[Raven]

From Blacktown. Blacktown, really?

[Top Lobster]

Let's finish this. Let's finish this up. We can get over the. The life of Elijah, but Scott doesn't like the banter.

[Matt with three T's]

All right, all right, all right. What did I say? Say up a little bit.

[Raven]

He said, no, we don't. You don't get to see. You don't get to see. Once it's gone in the chat, you don't get to see.

[Matt with three T's]

Hold on, man. I'm happy to hear that. When I had a similar experience, the guy I had come up on did not make it. I was the last person to touch him. Yeah, but that's honorable, warmonger. Like, that's honorable. I think if, like, a human, like, leaves this realm to go to the Eternals, and you're the last one to at least, like, be like, damn, bro, I hope you had a good run. You know what I mean? Like, that's a meaningful thing, dude. When you're leaving this realm to go to the Eternals is like. Like, it's a lot.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay. Verse 13 he took up also the mantle of Elijah that fell from him and went back and stood by the bank of Jordan. And he took the mantle of Elijah that fell from him and smote the waters and said, where is the Lord God of Elijah? I think it was Leonard Ravenhill, which I wish you'd get into because you guys have the same name, kind of. Who said, I think he might have even had a sermon called, where are the Raven? Where are the Elijah's of God? You know what I'm saying? Like Elisha says, where is the God of Elijah?

[Raven]

Oh, where are the Elijah's of God?

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah, where are they at today?

[Raven]

That's heavy.

[Matt with three T's]

Like, where are they? You're telling me those are the guys putting on seminars, taking all the money from people and, like, just. They're, like, going around to different, like, event places and. Yeah, like giving speeches and taking everybody's money. Like that's what Elijah would be doing.

[Top Lobster]

They wearing leather and going to Peru.

[Raven]

Well, right now I'm looking for leather girdle.

[Matt with three T's]

Why? Why? Everything was fine. We just went, like, super deep. And you go straight back in if shots fired.

[Raven]

All right, I could do this. This is not a diaper.

[Matt with three T's]

Where's the Lord God of Elijah? And when he also had smitten the waters, they parted. They parted here and there. And Elisha went over. And when the sons of the prophets, which were to view at Jericho saw him, they said, the spirit of Elijah just rest on Elisha now. Now which is what? He prayed for a double portion. And they came to meet him.

And bowed themselves to the ground before him. And they said unto him, behold, now there be with thy servants 50 strong men. Let them go, we pray thee, and seek thy master. Lest per adventure, the spirit of the Lord hath taken him up and cast him upon some mountain or into some valley.

[Raven]

The hell does per adventure mean?

[Matt with three T's]

I don't know. Well, he's saying, remember we talked about this before? That Elijah would just get taken and put somewhere else.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

And now they're saying, hey, Elisha, Elisha, we'll go look for him. And he says, no, that's not what happened this time. No, no, no. We know Elijah. Like, this is what happens with him. He's like, yeah, that's not what's happening this time, though. Like, I get it, fellows. I'm not saying you have wrong doctrine. I'm not saying you have wrong theology. I'm not saying you don't have the scripture memorized. I'm saying right here, right now, what's happening in Our day right now, you're analyzing this wrong.

[Top Lobster]

Right. This is a little different this time.

[Matt with three T's]

This time he got taken. He's not getting put on some other mount mountain. And when they kept urging him till he was ashamed, he said, fine, go ahead. Send them. They sent, therefore, 50 men, and they sought three days but didn't find him.

[Raven]

So he was like, just go ahead then.

[Top Lobster]

Look.

[Matt with three T's]

Yeah. He's like, dude, you guys are wrong. They kept arguing with him over doctrine and theology. He said, fine, fine, you win. See what I'm saying? A man of God isn't like, arguing. Trying to win the argument, like, you hate angels. No problem.

[Raven]

That sounded like an excuse for losing an argument, didn't it?

[Matt with three T's]

No, you win, win. You win. Angel's bad. You got it. You win.

[Top Lobster]

Let the record show that he argued with me for two and a half hours.

[Raven]

That's true. Yeah. Before conceding and saying that, he's like, you know what?

[Top Lobster]

Actually, I'm a man of God.

[Raven]

Oh, contention.

[Matt with three T's]

And when they came again to him, for he dared to Jericho, he said unto them, didn't I say to you, don't go? So he still did kind of argue, too, that. And the men of the city said unto Elisha, behold, I pray thee, the situation of this city is pleasant, as my Lord sees, but the water is not in the ground, barren.

And he said, bring me a new cruise and put salt therein. And they brought it to him. And he went forth under the spring of the water. So the water is not drinkable. They said, man, this is good land. We'd like to dwell here, but we can't drink the water. So he's. All right. Give me. Give me a little. Give me a little container. Put a little salt in it. And they brought it to him. And when he went forth into the spring of waters and cast the salt in there and said, thus saith the Lord, I have healed these waters. Remember, we are the salt of the earth. Thus saith the Lord. I have healed these waters. There shall not be from thence any more death or barren land. So now the water is good. The man of God made the water good. So the waters were healed unto this day, according to the saying of Elisha, which he spake. And he went up.

[Top Lobster]

Very interesting. And Matt's going to hate this, but the salting of the waters.

[Matt with three T's]

I hate this.

[Top Lobster]

And keeping and healing them. That's interesting, right? Like, so the fallen angels are kept, like, under the ocean under the. These salted waters. I don't know. Something there.

[Raven]

I'll go ahead Z Man says the water became zip zap, Unpack. Oh, I forgot we have zip zaps. Thank you, Scott.

[Top Lobster]

I'll think about it. I'll think about it. Please continue, Mac.

[Matt with three T's]

No, you like to think in argument form. Go ahead. Like, let's.

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[Top Lobster]

No, because you're gonna. You like to argue and thinking.

[Matt with three T's]

No, no, I just want to. I mean, we're wrapping it up. We have two verses left. We have two verses left.

[Raven]

All right, well, hurry up because we've been doing this for three hours.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay. All right. And he went up from there unto Bethel. And as he was going up, by the way, there came forth little children out of the city and mocked him.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah.

[Raven]

Oh, wait a second.

[Matt with three T's]

Go up, bald head. Go up, bald head.

[Raven]

Go up like so.

[Matt with three T's]

Remember, go up in the whirlwind wind. Elijah got taken up in the world. Yeah. They're like, mocking them. Hell yeah. It says they're mocking them. Bald head. So, like, he was bald.

[Raven]

Now, how old do you think these kids are? Little children. So, like, we're talking.

[Matt with three T's]

No, you'd have to. You could probably click on a blue letter Bible. I don't think. I think it can be. It can. That word can mean little children, but it can mean, like, grown ups too.

[Raven]

What I. What I feel. I feel like they need to die.

[Matt with three T's]

Well, you know, that's what's about to happen.

[Raven]

No, I don't know that.

[Matt with three T's]

But remember, we're in a war. We're in a war. Right? Everybody forgets. They're like, why are they killing these people? People were in a war, feel like.

[Raven]

They need to die.

[Matt with three T's]

Remember, Elijah just dusted 50 soldiers, then he dusted another 50.

[Raven]

Hell yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Okay, this stuff happened. So they start mocking him, right? He went up. He went up from there onto Bethel. And as he was going, by the way, there came forth little children out of the city and mocked him and said, go up, bald head. Go up, bald head. So he's a bald guy compared to Elijah, who was a hairy man.

[Top Lobster]

Super.

[Matt with three T's]

Mocking him and. Yeah, Go up. Go up in the whirlwind. It's some kind of mockery that we don't fully comprehend.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

Some kind of mockery and foolishness. And he turned back and looked on them and cursed them in the name of the Lord.

[Raven]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Raven]

What's up? You want to talk?

[Matt with three T's]

Let's go.

[Raven]

Let's go.

[Matt with three T's]

And there came forth two she bears out of the wood.

[Raven]

Hell yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

And till tear 42 children of them.

[Raven]

Damn. So 42 kids came out.

[Top Lobster]

Who's watching these Kids, he's not as good as Elijah.

[Matt with three T's]

How did it.

[Raven]

Elijah killed like 50 and they would have been a dead.

[Matt with three T's]

How did 2 bears get 42 people?

[Top Lobster]

They stupid hungry.

[Matt with three T's]

I mean, think about that big bear. Yeah, I know. I'm saying like 42 couldn't like. Don't you know the joke? You don't have to outrun the bear. You just have to outrun your friend.

[Raven]

Yeah.

[Matt with three T's]

So the bears ate 42, like big bears. None of them could get away.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Raven]

What's your problem?

[Matt with three T's]

I think it's another one of those stories that we don't really fully comprehend.

[Top Lobster]

I don't understand. I never understood this story here.

[Raven]

No, I like it cuz like he cursed him.

[Top Lobster]

He was like, you'll kill him.

[Raven]

And then hell yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's like little kids.

[Matt with three T's]

Hell yeah. I don't think it's little kids. Can you click on the word?

[Top Lobster]

It just said, lads.

[Raven]

You ever been mocked by children? I was once. I lived in the hood and these little black kids.

[Matt with three T's]

I've been mocked by children in the hood, dude.

[Raven]

And it's like, you don't know what to do because you try to like, big up them or whatever and they don't believe you send a bear. So they're like, shut up, white boy. Like all this crazy crap. And then you look around and you're like. You realize you're getting mocked by elementary school kids and all the other like older black dudes who you know are gonna stab you or whatever. They're just watching like, yeah, that's right. Take that. Mocking white boy. So you kind of like. I remember I did the dumbest shit in the world. I pulled. I had a cell phone at the time. I pulled my cell phone out and pretended I was like, I was in school. I was only like, you know, slightly older than them. And I was like, I'm calling somebody. I got homies too.

[Top Lobster]

Also. Who's right? Who's writing this story?

[Matt with three T's]

Oh, good question. I don't.

[Raven]

I don't know.

[Matt with three T's]

I don't. I don't think the Bible ever says who it is, but I think some people say Ezra. I'm not totally sure. I'm not totally sure, to be honest.

[Raven]

But I. What I'm saying Jeremiah, maybe.

[Matt with three T's]

Maybe Jeremiah wrote kings. I'm not totally.

[Raven]

If I could have cursed those children and had two she bears come out and eat them alive, I'd have done it.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, these guys don't play.

[Matt with three T's]

They don't. Like. A lot of people don't know. Elisha actually got kicked out of kindergarten because he couldn't handle recess. You don't play.

[Raven]

That's not true.

[Matt with three T's]

Don't make up.

[Raven]

That wasn't good.

[Matt with three T's]

Don't do that.

[Top Lobster]

I hated that. I did not like that.

[Matt with three T's]

That's a OG.

[Raven]

No. Let's have him end it there.

[Matt with three T's]

That's the end of the chapter.

[Raven]

Yeah. Good.

[Matt with three T's]

And he went from there to Mount Carmel. And from there he returned to Samaria.

[Top Lobster]

So that's it.

[Matt with three T's]

So we're done with the story of Elijah. You guys want to do the life of Elijah? That's.

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[Top Lobster]

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[Matt with three T's]

So long, you strange soggy.

[Raven]

Break up with bland breakfast and taste.

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