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Top Lobster (1:28)

Productions.

Matt with three T's (2:05)

I can't believe that got said.

Raven (2:07)

Stop. You're stomping on my intro. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of 22 Report.

Raven (2:15)

David Lee Corbo, aka the Raven, that is Matt is in my shots. Look at the top lobster. That's Matt with three T's. And that's top lobster, the father of disinformation. He's. He's manual switching.

Top Lobster (2:26)

Why am I blurry?

Raven (2:28)

I don't know. We. We zeroed you in before. Maybe Matt can help with that. He probably can't. Before we get into today's thing, go and support us. Patreon.com/now/nephilim death Squad. We don't have that pulled up. We're really unprepared considering that we sat in this chair for hours.

Top Lobster (2:43)

Hours.

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad

Episode: Elijah in a Whirlwind – Matttitude Edition
Hosts: TopLobsta, Raven
Date: December 9, 2025

Episode Overview

This episode of Nephilim Death Squad centers on exploring biblical stories—especially the life and ascension of Elijah—while connecting them to modern conspiracies and supernatural phenomena. The hosts blend scriptural analysis with their signature banter, questioning the nature of angels, the demonic, and “disclosure” in today’s world. There’s a running tension (and humor) around who’s “beefing” with whom in the Christian/conspiracy podcasting scene, and the guys repeatedly challenge each other's views on the boundaries between the physical and spiritual realms.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Community Feuds and Christian Podcast Drama

The hosts riff about supposed ongoing beef “with the entire Christian community,” referencing Timothy Albarino, Kai Dickens (“Telepathy Tapes”), and fellow podcast “Ninjas are Butterflies.”
They poke fun at Albarino, suggesting he’s taken aim at Nephilim podcasters like themselves. (07:26–08:00)
Notable running gag: prepping to invite Albarino on the show, with Raven repeatedly addressing him directly:

"Watch your mouth, Timothy Alberino." (07:56 / 08:00)

2. The Telepathy Tapes, CIA, and New Age Erasure

Raven summarizes the controversy surrounding the Telepathy Tapes podcast—allegations of CIA infiltration into research about autistic children and telepathy.
They criticize the omission of Christ from the podcast’s narrative despite the kids’ reports of encounters.
Hosts contend the story is “New Age propaganda” and “CIA infiltration from the beginning”:

"This is a documentary done by a lesbian...and it’s a CIA program." – TopLobsta (11:20)

3. Scriptural Study & The Power of Direct Revelation

The crew reads 1 John 2:27 to reinforce that scriptural understanding flows from the Holy Spirit, not external "experts."
Raven quotes his own tweet:

"The anointing we receive which dwells within us is the Holy Spirit. We don’t need any man to teach us...just the word of God in the anointing.” (05:25)
Matt with three T’s gives context:

"The context is specifically so that people can’t seduce you...God lives in you, and you need not that any man teach you. That’s crystal clear." (06:10–06:15)

4. Moab & Taboo Bible Stories

Matt recounts the disturbing origin of Moab from Genesis 19 (Lot’s daughters’ incest) to illustrate the Bible’s unvarnished narrative honesty.
- “You only put this story in there if it’s the truth. This is madness.” – Matt (21:57)
The gang’s off-color humor lightens up the retelling, but also underscores how these stories set the foundation for later biblical conflicts.

5. Beelzebub, Lowercase 'g' Gods, and Pagan Syndromes

They discuss Israel’s King Ahaziah falling through a lattice, becoming ill, and sending to consult “Baalzebub, god of Ekron” rather than the Lord.
Matt draws parallels between running to pagan gods then and turning to worldly solutions today, e.g. pharmaceuticals over faith:

“That system is not healthcare. That’s very deceptive to call it healthcare. That’s emergency care that I am super grateful for.” (31:01–32:13)

6. Angelology, Free Will, and “Angels Ain't S*” Debate**

Major segment: TopLobsta and Matt argue the nature, roles, and hierarchy of angels, sparring over whether angels are “automata,” whether they have free will, and whether humans have higher standing.
Notable back-and-forth:
- Top: “Angels are not that amazing. These are automatons...”
- Matt: “Don’t rag on angels, bro. Even Michael didn’t rag on Satan. You shouldn’t mess with that whole thing.” (56:23)
- Raven: “He doesn’t take us seriously.” (135:48)
They tie in “alien disclosure,” warning listeners not to be dazzled by supernatural shows of power:

“Don’t be impressed by these things...Don’t let your heart fail you for fear, okay?” – TopLobsta (80:39)

7. Supernatural Events: Elijah, Fire from Heaven, and the Whirlwind

The main Bible text is 2 Kings 1–2: Elijah calling down fire on two companies of soldiers, then being taken up in a whirlwind.
Matt acts as expositor:

“He’s just chilling with the angel of the Lord...God’s like, ‘go talk with them.’ They’re just hanging.” (85:21)
- Elisha, Elijah’s protégé, asks for a “double portion” of Elijah’s spirit, leading to discussion of biblical inheritance and spiritual succession. (116:42–117:10)

8. Practical & Modern Reflections

The team connects biblical supernaturalism to modern UFO lore, abductions, and claims of “aliens” as repackaged fallen angels or “old gods.”
Raven reads one of his tweets summarizing the current “great deception,” integrating biblical, historical, and personal testimony:

“In my opinion, the alien deception is the return of the old gods. Simply a rebranding, one that is aided by institutions like NASA, Hollywood, military intelligence, and now influencers on the Internet.” (140:50)

9. Personal Stories, Vulnerability, and Banter

The episode weaves lighthearted banter and personal anecdotes—e.g., Raven being mocked by children, Matt saving a UPS driver, and inside jokes about “smashers,” farts, and Walmart greeters.
Raven and Matt acknowledge the toll of delving into dark or traumatic stories for the sake of ministry:

“As you keep dwelling on those things...it’s going to take a toll on your spirit. You just have to use more of your spirit life going after God.” – Matt (143:19)

Notable & Memorable Quotes

On direct revelation

“We don’t need any man to teach us, just the word of God and the anointing.” — Raven (05:25)
On podcast beef

“Watch your mouth, Timothy Alberino.” — Raven (07:56)
On Telepathy Tapes & the CIA

“The entire premise of your podcast is CIA infiltration. It’s a CIA program.” — TopLobsta (11:03)
On angels

"Angels are not that amazing...they are automatons." — TopLobsta (52:10)
“Don’t rag on angels, bro...Even Michael didn’t rag on Satan, dude.” — Matt (56:23)
On supernatural shows of force

"Don’t be impressed by these things that you see...that we’re about to see with this age of disclosure." — TopLobsta (67:21)
On Elijah’s ascension

“Elisha takes his own clothes and just throws them on the ground, rips them...He had to be close to see it. He stayed so close, he knew he was going to see it.” — Matt (151:26)
On podcast style and serious content

"I love when the Raven writes like that. I’m just saying, like, that realm...he’s in that realm like so much all the time." — Matt (142:45)

Important Timestamps & Segments

[07:26] – [08:00]: “Beef” with Timothy Albarino and Christian podcast world
[11:03] – [11:46]: Telepathy Tapes, CIA and “New Age propaganda”
[13:44] – [15:03]: Elijah and biblical study transitions
[18:36] – [22:34]: “Aliens are demons?” meta-argument and humor
[29:48] – [32:59]: King Ahaziah and Baalzebub—pagan gods, modern reliance on medicine
[45:37] – [56:23]: Deep angelology debate—free will, worship, and spiritual hierarchy
[80:39] – [84:46]: Elijah’s fire, angelic intervention, and spiritual authority
[116:42] – [117:10]: Elisha asks for a double portion
[174:37] – [176:11]: Children mock Elisha; two bears kill 42
[160:32] – [161:39]: Matt retells the story of helping an injured UPS driver
[170:08] – [171:19]: Listeners' responses on “banter” in the show

Tone & Language

The tone throughout is irreverent, fast-paced, and often comedic—joking about serious theological matters, calling out peers, and weaving in slapstick humor (farts, hybrid Bible studies, leather diapers). Despite this, the crew moves repeatedly to sincere concern over heresy, deception, and how to genuinely help and inform their audience of seekers, outcasts, and conspiracy theorists.

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Elijah in a Whirlwind - Matttitude Edition