Happy Birthday Nancy w/ Toad

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad Ep. "Happy Birthday Nancy w/ Toad"

Podcast: Nephilim Death Squad (TopLobsta Productions)
Date: July 6, 2026
Hosts: David L Corbo (“the Raven”), Top Lobsta
Guest: Toad

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Episode Overview

This episode carries a wild blend of Christian-conspiratorial commentary and dark comedy, focused as much on lampooning current culture as on exploring biblical or supernatural topics. Special guest Toad joins for what becomes a rolling, often irreverent, conversation jumping from birthday celebrations and pop-culture oddities to uncomfortable realities in urban America. True to form, the hosts roast public figures, debate race and society, and take regular detours through black humor and internet ephemera. There’s a recurring, chaotic birthday theme for “Nancy,” plus side conversations with listeners in the chat.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening and Birthday Segment

• The crew banters about their merchandise and shouts out events (Bohemian Grove, Wildwood FL, 888.HH Aug 8th).
• [03:00] They sing Happy Birthday to Nancy—“Nancy, what do you think about that?” (David)—before chaos erupts with another (Mason) entering mid-song.
• [03:42] Toad asks about the meaning of flags (Swaziland/Eswatini), sparking a joke about international listeners and unexpected reach:
  • “Are you black? Are you black?” (Hosts, [04:56])

2. Viral Clip Commentary: The Debate Torta Incident

• Rehashing a notorious libertarian debate video where a woman (“the torta”) almost gets physical, disturbing candidate Clint Russell’s comfort.
• [05:35] “Look at Clint’s face, dude...the heart of this clip that makes me laugh so hard is if you know Clint Russell, he is a fan of being cozy, being comfy. And right now he is anything but that.” (David)
• The table riffs on the physicality of women on stage (“She’s a natural born sprinter...built for manual labor”) and fantasizes about jello-wrestling.

3. Recent Conspiracies & Culture

• [11:24] “I watched that same torta come out and defend Epstein.” (David)
  • Reflecting the group’s deep skepticism and cultural cynicism, Josie’s debate opponent allegedly downplays Epstein’s crimes; the group digresses on Netflix narratives and covered-up evidence.
• [13:00] The “smaller cost” segment—discussing viral videos of little person “troops” (hilarious use of terms usually for chimpanzees or clowns) and their misadventures (microwave mishaps in hotel rooms).
  • “She looks like a cabbage patch doll.” (David, [15:00])

4. Physical Oddities and Social Virality

• [17:00] A viral video of a “buff” man with artificial proportions sparks speculation about body mods and cultural perceptions of masculinity.
  • “That boy is built like a test.” (David)

5. Pop Culture, Race, & Sports

• Indian Justin Bieber:

  • A tangent about odd pop idols in other cultures ([20:40]).

• Jon Jones and the N-word Pass:

  • [22:13] Clip referencing UFC’s Jon Jones granting Dustin Poirier the “N-word pass” after a controversial incident, and how such memes propagate online.

• World Cup & Sports Betting:

  • Toad details successful bets on baseball and soccer, with broader discussion of demographic changes in national teams:
    • [25:09] “Soccer is...boring. It’s European, it’s brown, it’s gay.” (Toad)
    • [26:06] The hosts react to the diversity of the Netherlands and England teams.
  • Digression on Messi, Christian Bale, and poorly made sports statues in Argentina reminiscent of MLK statues in the U.S.
    • “It looks like a big turd.” (Hosts)

6. Walmart Culture & Modern Decay

• Detailed breakdowns of “Walmart picnic” subculture—families eating stolen food in-store and employees’ complete resignation to lawlessness:

  • [75:01] “You look down this aisle, and you are immediately recognizing the prospect of violence.” (David)
  • [76:38] “You got...absolutely not. And you keep it moving.”
  • Discussion on store demographics, working conditions, and the normalization of dysfunction in urban spaces.

• Retail Employees & Social Decline:

  • [70:48] “The average IQ of the staff at Walmart is very low.” (Toad)
  • Homeless “roof man” living in a Toys R Us/Walmart, immortalized in film.

7. Urban Anxieties, Public Incidents & “The Blackening”

• [46:40] Vivid stories of transit in Boston, encounters with erratic or threatening individuals:
  • “A dude was calling every white person a cracker, yelling…and then starts pissing himself right on the train.” (Toad)
• Several viral fight videos reviewed—beach altercations, breakdowns of bystander psychology, especially the trope of white women screaming in crises.
  • [51:32] “This is why they shouldn’t vote.” (Toad)
• Armchair sociological theorizing on animalistic behavior, adaptation, lawlessness, and “integration gone wrong.”
  • [57:14] “They don’t have time to think about being good people. They’re running from hyenas. Wild dogs are eating their babies.” (David)

8. Race, Immigration, & Social Order

• Restating “property rights” problems, the limits of politeness, and white people’s inability to respond to provocative incivility without legal jeopardy.
• “What do we do to put an end to this?” (Hosts, [84:35])
  • The only solutions posited are sarcastic (“Bring back Jim Crow”) or fatalistic (“You’d have to destroy America in order to reverse this”).
• [63:32] Notable story of Rick Chow, a South Carolina store owner jailed for defensive shooting, later acquitted after years.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [05:35] “The heart of this clip that makes me laugh so hard is if you know Clint Russell, he is a fan of being cozy, being comfy. And right now he is anything but that.” – David
• [09:11] “Several of those white men to peel her off of Josie. And this isn’t at all a slight to Josie. If I was on that stage and she was clapping at me, I would say: I’ve got a real fight on my hand.” – David
• [11:51] “No, we’re talking...8 year old skeletal remains they found off the coast. There’s all kinds of crazy there.” – David
• [15:00] “She looks like a cabbage patch doll.” – David, describing a little person after a microwave incident
• [25:09] “Soccer is...boring. It’s European, it’s brown, it’s gay.” – Toad
• [46:46] “A dude was…calling every white person a cracker…then he just starts pissing himself right on the train.” – Toad
• [51:32] “This is why they shouldn’t vote.” – Toad, on white women screaming during fights
• [57:14] “[About African migrants] They don’t have time to think about being good people. They’re running from hyenas. Wild dogs are eating their babies…Morality, decency, manners…so far down the list of priorities, they’ve never even been considered.” – David
• [70:48] “The average IQ of the staff at Walmart is very low.” – Toad
• [75:01] “You look down this aisle, and you are immediately recognizing the prospect of violence.” – David

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Noteworthy Segments & Timestamps

• [03:00] Happy Birthday Nancy & Song
• [05:35] Libertarian debate “torta” viral clip commentary
• [13:00] The “smaller cost”/little people mishaps
• [17:00] Buff “body mod” man viral video
• [22:13] Jon Jones gives Poirier the N-word pass
• [25:09] Soccer, betting, World Cup, and race
• [29:02] Messi statue and MLK statue comparisons
• [46:40] Toad’s subway story: “cracker” and public urination
• [51:32] Fight videos, animal behavior, and white women screaming
• [63:32] Rick Chow story: immigrant self-defense and jail time
• [70:48] Walmart employee intelligence discussion
• [75:01] Walmart picnics: eating in-aisle and cultural breakdown

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Tone & Style

• Highly irreverent, unsparing, absurdist, and darkly humorous.
• Mix of detailed cultural critique and wild digressions into viral content.
• Casual, ad-libbed dialogue with sharp, offensive observations typical of the show’s “dangerous” Christian-conspiratorial bent.

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Conclusion

This episode veers from roast to social critique at breakneck speed, anchored by routine viral video analysis, biting cultural commentary, and running in-jokes about birthdays, racial tension, retail decay, and public dysfunction. The hosts—especially David and Toad—are merciless in lampooning everyone from libertarian debate participants to inattentive Walmart staff and hapless public transport passengers. Underneath, the show remains a funhouse-mirror version of a supernatural/conspiratorial Christian broadcast, with wry awareness of both its absurdity and the dysfunctions it mocks.

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For further context, notable moments, and full transcript, see episode at [Nephilim Death Squad].

Transcript

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Nep To America. Your cultural commentary for the end of

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not during office hours.

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I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

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Good morning.

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No, we don't do that sound anymore.

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Okie dokie. That's where you're gonna get. Look at all the shirts. And we got. Check out these shirts. Ain't never seen a better shirt in your life, have you?

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Buy this shirt. I got a guitar deal shirt on.

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Check out that shirt.

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Yeah, if you could find it, buy it. You can buy a ticket to Bohemian grove. Hang out.

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888. HH poop brother. HH August 8th in Wildwood, Florida. Come and be a part of all of the fun Bohemian Grove. Toad's gonna be there, right, Toad? I think. I hope Toad's gonna be there. We've invited him several times and he's yet to give us an answer. And he makes us feel.

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Toad's here right now.

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He is here right now. Hey, Toad, hold on a second. We don't do this sound anymore.

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I'm sort of here, but I. I may not be able to do it. My mom's birthday is going on that exact day the whole week.

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That's you.

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That's your mom's birthday?

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No, her thing for it is Saturday.

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Oh, my. Invite her. Tell her to come down. Yeah.

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Does she care if you go?

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I mean, I probably shouldn't.

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Well, speaking of Burton, her beautiful son.

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Well, I mean, I. I mean, I shouldn't go to. I shouldn't skip her thing is what I mean, man.

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Well, she has. She doesn't have to pay for a ticket. She can come if she wants to. Before we get started, we do have a birthday, and it's Nancy's birthday.

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Yeah. Happy birthday.

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We're gonna sing to you, Nancy, the whole song.

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Okay, here we go, guys. On three, we're gonna start singing Happy Birthday to Nancy. One, two, three. Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you. Get the out of here. Mason, what are you wanting here? What are you doing in here?

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Mason? She wants me.

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Happy birthday, too.

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Oh, Nancy, what do you think about that?

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Thank you. Very welcome. Somebody coming here, like, what is happening right now?

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Very well. I have a question.

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Okay, for who?

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Everyone. What is the deal with the Swaziland flag everywhere?

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I don't even know what that means.

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It was. It was in your intro. It's like in the chat over here. All over the place. Like, what. What are we doing here? What's the Swaziland flag?

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It's in our intro.

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Oh, sorry. It's. It's East Swatini now. Sorry.

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You're saying a bunch of made up words right now, aren't you?

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Are you talking about South Africa?

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I'm starting out the black talk early.

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Somebody. Somebody in the audience lives in Eswatini, a place I've never even heard of.

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No way.

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Crap.

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Really crazy.

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I'm watching from Eswatini.

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How the hell did you find this?

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This guy's from Eswatini.

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You see, what happened was Swaziland got the Elon Starlink and that's why they changed their name to Eswatini.

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I see Scott saying that the streamyard chat is dead. We have active people in the streamyard chat right now. So if you're having problems with the streamyard chat, refresh it. But I don't know how you would hear me say that. If you're having problems with the streamyard chat.

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Wait up.

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Are you.

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Why are you watching from East Watini? What is going on here?

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I know. Aren't you guys being persecuted?

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I didn't even think they had Internet, apparently. Any inventions.

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Are you black?

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Yeah. You black? Are you black?

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Wait a second. Well, buckle up because this is going to be a fun episode. We have a lot of Toad specifically curated content today. I don't know where we should start. I should probably start by getting into this studio that I'm not in right now.

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Oh, we could start here.

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Oh. Oh, okay.

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All right, we'll pull this up. This is a little bit older news.

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This is older news, but this is really fantastic.

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But it's relevant, so we should watch it.

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This is something that we discussed last time a couple of episodes ago. Look at Clint's face, dude. Can you zoom in on it? Can you do like a little pinching thing with your.

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I can't do it, dude.

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Look at his face. Okay, so obviously, you know, we haven't talked to Clinton in some time, and I hope that he's doing well. We've watched this clip on the show before and Josie handles a torta with the authority, all the authority of a white woman and came in and, and, and the whole time, dude, Clint is so uncomfy. That is really the, the heart of this clip that makes me laugh so hard is if you know Clint Russell, you is a fan of being cozy, being comfy. And right now he is anything but that.

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And he's very much without his blood pillow.

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There, there is not a blood pillow. If he had one, it would be in his lap and he'd be hugging it, squeezing it. It's let play this a little bit. This is so great.

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The, the feigning of stopping her is, is very funny. Wait, really quickly, really quickly.

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I don't have to calm down. I don. Just a slight hand on the hip. Oh my God.

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But he doesn't mean it though. He's not, he's not ready to.

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No, I mean he means that he wants this to stop so badly and which I, I, I understand. You know, I don't have to be the king of comfy and the king of cozy to empathize with the idea that like bro, please, I don't want to be around this. I feel like you would like it. Like you like that kind of chaos. You like that discomfort.

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Oh, to watch it. Yeah.

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To be right there though. Would you want to be sat there?

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Oh, I don't know. Maybe.

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What do you think, Toad?

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Two women fighting like this? No way. I don't want to be anywhere near this. Unless it's like a jello wrestling match.

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Yeah. I don't. Honestly, it couldn't be a jello wrestling

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match because I thought that would have ate it.

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I saw Josie talk about it too. She's like, yeah, she was, she would kill me.

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Yeah.

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I mean it's a well built torta.

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She's way heavier.

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She's built for manual labor. You know what I mean?

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She's a thick torto. Like the type that I would get at a Mexican restaurant.

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Yes. And you'd be pleased with. You'd go, wow, I did I have, do I have to pay extra for this?

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That kind of.

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Yeah. Pastor or something like.

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Yeah,

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yeah.

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And it's like, well, what are their names?

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Josie?

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Like, are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you.

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It's a debate. You don't know how to debate them. Why did you bring her. A question? And she gets mad about it. Hey, stupid,

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just say that.

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I won't. That by the way, pause that right there. That's Josie getting up to not get assaulted.

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Yeah.

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She recognizes the clap of incoming assault.

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Oh, she's wearing tennis shoes, too. She's ready to.

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Oh, this has traction. Yeah, traction. You will get the full force of a torta coming down on you. If you don't get up and leave that debate stage, Joseph can definitely outrun her.

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So that's what she's about to do. Do right there.

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I don't know. I mean, I'm thinking, like, I'm not even saying the torta is necessarily fat. I think she's got a healthy. Like, she stays warm in the winter. Don't get me wrong.

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Could I run her over a long distance? Yeah, not from there to there. That's like you're talking about linebacker speed.

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Yeah. She's a natural born sprinter.

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Yeah.

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She's gonna close that distance rapidly, and it's gonna take several of those white men to peel her off of Josie. And this isn't at all a slight to Josie. If I was on that stage and she was clapping at me, I would say, I've got a fight on my hands. I've got a real fight on my hand.

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Are the names. What the.

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I just ask you a question. I don't have to.

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Oh, she's looping.

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Yes.

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Yeah, she's. Yeah, she's looping the linebacker speech. She's. Lt Lawrence Torta.

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Tom, can you do me a favor? Can you, like. Everybody in the Patreon chat is having a problem. Apparently it's unanimous. And they're all just sitting there going. They're not gonna keep. They're not gonna bring it back. So I don't know what we could do. Can we send another link in Patreon?

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No, tell them. Just watch on YouTube.

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Some of the people in the chat are seeing it. Maybe. I guess we'll keep this on YouTube. Yeah. So, I mean, you know, as far as layers of discomfort being on a debate stage, not very comfy. Right. Not a comfortable experience. But.

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Well, if you go barefoot, you are. But otherwise.

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I was thinking that, too. I was thinking as I was saying that I was like, I have seen one get real comfy on stage. He kicked his shoes off, bare feet. Amongst very serious libertarian candidates. But then to. To worry, if you're Clint, that you might have to defend your friend from. From an assault.

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Do you defend your friend? I. I wish it was clear to ask, like, to ask for real.

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Yeah.

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I mean, if. If the torto gets up and she starts, like, wailing on her or something. Yeah, you gotta stop that. You got to intervene, you know, hold her back.

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At least. At least you have to hold her back. You have to try to separate. But then what happens if you were Clint? Clint's an older guy now. He's. He's tired.

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He's like a year older than me.

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Well, I'm just saying he's tired all the time. Right. So when you separate these two, given the nature of the torta, you're going to become now a target. Now, now the fury of this dorta has been, you know, it's been. It's been re. Aimed at you. That's a problem.

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I don't know if I want that heat.

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No, I don't think I want that heat. But I do love our perspective where we get to sit here and look at his face and watch the whole thing unfold. Know what's crazy is later on, after we talked about this the last time, I watched that same torta come out and defend Epstein.

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Oh yeah. All manner.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, actually that makes sense because this debate was all about Israel and she's on the Israel side, so it makes sense. Lines up.

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It's just crazy that you could have that much of a.

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What did she say about Epstein?

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She said that, well, look, nothing was ever proven that it was underage girls, which is like. That's even the Netflix narrative. Right? It's like he's just getting massages from like 16 year old and 17 year olds chick. What a dirty old guy. But like, no, we're talking.

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Yeah, he's just sex trafficking them and they're still underage and many of them disappeared. You know, there's nothing to see here.

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But it gets even worse. It's like, what about like the 8 year old, you know, skeletal remains they found off the coast? There's all kinds of crazy there.

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But I didn't even know about that.

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Yeah. Yeah, well, that's if you're deep into it. When it first happened, there was like, there was skeletal remains found off the coast of the island that looked to be about 8 to 12 years old or some like that.

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But my point is maybe it was a midget.

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Could have been a midget. Yeah. I don't think midgets are. I don't think they're.

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Epstein was just having a smaller cost.

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Smaller cost is also back in the news.

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Let's.

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We'll loop back into it.

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Really?

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Oh yeah, let's watch that.

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It's so funny that you should say that because the smaller cost is. Yeah. I don't know if I'd call it the news, but.

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Well, Twitter Is the news.

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And also, we're a new show.

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Is this a new show?

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So it's in the docket.

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Okay.

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For things that we have to discuss today.

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A very huge news item this week, actually a little.

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Little big.

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It's a. Yeah, I mean, you know, breaking news. Okay, so here we go.

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Big news about little people.

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What exactly is happening here?

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Oh, oh. Is it a household of midget?

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Yes.

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And when I was standing like this,

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I was going to close it, and then the chair went like this. My weight, I don't know.

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So my instinct. My weight, I don't. It's never been a problem. I don't weigh that much.

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Yeah, it's like. Well, your weight's pretty evenly distributed to just that one part of your body.

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Yeah, yeah. So you know how Lila, she's in this troop of little people, most of them who are strippers, who go around and perform at various events.

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That's right.

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This is what led to the whole thing on tower game. The smaller cost. Smaller cost, Part two, part three, whatever. We have a part four. Now, basically, this is something that we never thought of is what if they were all in a hotel room together and the microwave was too high up,

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and one of them.

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And one of them decided to stand on a chair to use the microwave, and the chair rolled backwards, and she decided to grab onto the microwave to try to save herself, but pulled the entire microwave down on top of her because that's what happened here.

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Oh, my God. I like that. He used the same plural noun that they use for groups of chimpanzees. A troop. A troop of little people.

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Technically, they are a troop because they travel together.

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They do.

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Like, yeah, it's like a troop, but,

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like, when they're called, like, a gang or a crew, but when they're that size, it's called

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insane posse.

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All right, so do we get to see her get hit with the word no?

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It already happened, unfortunately.

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You see, Are we active?

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I don't even know what happened. It happened so fast. My arm hurts so bad.

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Why is it.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, that one's so little. What the. Look, that was already. She's ready to be water balloon. She stood up against the corner just waiting for somebody to burst through the door.

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She's one of the shortest ones, like, probably three feet.

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She looks like an action figure.

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She looks like a cabbage patch doll.

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As soon as I was laying on the floor for, like, a minute, I

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was like, are you kidding me, bro?

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She was butt ass naked. When this happens, that's the Greatest piece of comedy. Ass naked gets nearly killed by microwaving curry.

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She said curry.

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Naked.

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That's dangerous.

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They're always naked. They're. They're porn stars.

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Oh, they're porn stars. Is that just the going, you know, occupation for female mid is just porn star.

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Yeah.

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Is. Is midget porn still in?

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I don't know if it's in, but there is, like, a niche.

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So what are the trends on porn?

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Is that invoke.

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It has, like, a cult following.

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Oh, my God. A troop. A troop. It's like the.

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It's like a B movie. It's like the B movie of porn. You know what I mean?

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Wait, you mean the one with, like. With Jerry Seinfeld?

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Yes. Yeah. The Jews created it. Yes.

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Just some people's beloved form of pornography.

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Jesus Christ, man. Oh, my God.

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Well, I'm glad she's okay. But I do think that when you're that small, you really could. Like, a microwave could have killed her.

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A microwave could kill me? Yeah.

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I saw that tweet come out. It was the type, like, the tweet basically said, like, a microwave fell on Bridget the midget or whatever, and they show the microwave. And I was expecting her to be under the microwave, like, seriously injured or dead, but. But then she wasn't. Although we got to see her reenact it.

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What's funny is when it. When the clip first starts, you just see the microwave.

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Yeah.

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And I wasn't completely ready to dismiss the fact that she was just under. Under it.

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Yeah.

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That's.

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She might be in.

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It's just like, she. She could be in this. Is she underneath it right now? Is she very small, or is that a very big.

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Am I really blue opportunity? Like, put the smallest one in a

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microwave, set it to high. Yeah.

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Have her friends stand there and watch it. Oh, and then see what happens.

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We missed that opportunity for one of the. That. That would have been one of the ways

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here.

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Let's. Let's watch this one. I just put this up on there. I don't know what this is. This is some buff black guy. Is that what it is? Oh, it's a buff white dude. Okay. What is it? I have no clue. Me. Did you even put this in here? It says me walking into the movie theater with the one with my stash of $1 candy from the. Bro, what's the matter with this guy?

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That's not his body. He's got a bunch of stuff under his shirt, bro.

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That's his body.

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No. No way.

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Is that big oil injection thing oh,

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it might be one of those. Yeah.

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Oh, wait, I did make it big. It's not. Oh, share this.

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No, dude, no.

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Look at his bicep.

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What?

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The bag, dude. Look at the. Look at the hump on his back. He's got hump.

[C]

Nobody has dimensions like that. But he said he was sneaking in candy, so that's what I figured was under his shirt. No. Try to make it look like it's his buff body, but it's actually candy.

[A]

That was the joke. But this is like. This is a guy out in Dubai or some shit. Because I used to see those dudes that would inject canola oil into their biceps.

[B]

Yeah. And they're huge.

[A]

Yeah. That Russian guy died. I don't know if this is smuggling canoe oil, man. Yeah. Very tiny little legs.

[C]

In Dubai, basically anything goes. And it probably means this guy is some sort of brown. I don't think he's white.

[A]

I wonder if this is like a famous dude because they're kind of receiving him. You know what I mean? Like, kiss on the cheek. Kiss the cheek. Welcome, big dog. How you doing? Good to see you. The canola oil king here. Let's see what he looks like from the front. Look at his arm, bro.

[B]

That's his real. Yeah, that's his real arm.

[A]

It doesn't look like oil.

[B]

Oh, what is that? I don't know.

[A]

I mean, I can't figure it out. Maybe he's really just kind of. He looks like you if you shaved your beard off and your hair off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks like Puerto Rican, but his body's crazy. That boy is built like a test.

[B]

I wonder if there's any functional strength behind that.

[C]

I've never seen a body like this. Like, his legs are, like, extremely thin. Like, he looks like a. Like a skater from the waist down. And then his upper body looks like a. I don't know, some sort of bodybuilder. I have no idea what's going on here.

[A]

It is crazy. It is great. I wonder if he's injecting.

[B]

Some would say built backwards, but I don't.

[A]

I don't know. He's built upside down. I don't know if it's upside down or it looks like a. Like an ice cream cone.

[C]

He looks like multiple different people pieced together.

[A]

It's like a extra large T shirt full of midgets. I don't know. He's almost kind of proportional. Like, he's got a chest on him. Nancy, would you.

[B]

Would. Nancy, would you said you like strong men?

[A]

No, that's not strong. Happy birthday, Nancy.

[B]

Happy birthday.

[C]

Happy birthday. Yeah.

[B]

That's just horrific.

[A]

I bet you Indian women love them, though. There's like a bunch of Indian women in the back. You ever see the most beautiful Indian dude? No. They call him the Indian Justin Bieber

[C]

type in.

[A]

Indian Justin Bieber. This guy has a following in India. Chicks fall all over themselves when he shows up. And he is horrifying looking. Horrifying. It's weird. It's like third world countries haven't caught up to what is really standard beauty standards. Standard? Yeah, just regular.

[C]

This is him, dude.

[A]

The chicks, the in.

[C]

I mean, look, dude, he looks like he just excavated King Tut's tomb.

[A]

I love this. Look at the chicks, bro. The chicks are smitten. These little girls are treating him like he's a rock star. I like his shirt for the Indian music.

[B]

Oh, you want to listen to it?

[A]

Hell, yeah, dog. It helps to.

[B]

What the.

[C]

He's covering Justin Bieber.

[A]

There he is. Baby, baby, baby. What is it? I don't know. So do you think that they actually think he's beautiful, or do you think some people just think it's really funny? They're like, yeah, let's parade this guy around. I.

[B]

No, I think that they.

[A]

That they mean it. You think so? Yeah.

[B]

And this. This country is, like, so backwards and. Yeah, this is.

[A]

This is legit. I wonder if. If he shits in the streets or if he's like. He's a kind of a big shot.

[C]

Yeah. Is he, like, the only guy in India that doesn't do that?

[A]

Yeah, it might be.

[C]

So people might praise him.

[A]

Maybe he's kind of a. Maybe he's kind of a big deal. So he has, like, a nice toilet. By the way, I did see this, and I. This is a continuation from the last episode that we did, yesterday's episode. And this is Jon Jones giving Dustin Poirier the N word. Pass. Oh, he did?

[C]

Man, you broke.

[A]

I'll fight you right now. No, I don't want to fight, bro. I'll go with you right now, bro. I don't want to fight, bro. I don't want to go.

[C]

I don't want to fight.

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

Ready to have you tell them.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

Get a couple of years. Because it's gonna be bad, bro.

[B]

Just.

[A]

It's gonna be bad.

[B]

No, bro. Bro,

[A]

have you seen this toad?

[C]

No, this is. So this is a body cam. Like, this is police body cam. Is that what we're looking at here?

[A]

Dustin Poirier, Father's Day Has a little bit to drink, gets a little disgruntled, gets tossed off a plane, and his buddies get to keep on going. So he's upset about that, obviously, and he goes back to the terminal. They call the cops on him because he's, you know, he's causing a little bit of a ruckus. And he immediately. The cop goes, are you Dustin Poirier? And he goes, you. And then immediately threatens. He's like, I'll you up. And then before you know it, he. He drops the M bomb on him. He goes, it's gonna be. And now it's turned into a meme. What is it? IG B. I don't know what the acronym is, but at the bottom here, you can see Jon Jones. Somebody says, does Dustin have the NWORD pass? John? He says, absolutely. Said that so smoothly. I literally took zero offense. Yeah. Which is good to hear.

[C]

Yeah. I'm not following much of the. The UFC news here. So this one. I missed this one completely.

[B]

Oh, you're like. You're, like, all in baseball right now, right? What's going on? What have you been doing?

[C]

Yeah, well, my sports betting content is. Yeah. Right now it's baseball, WNBA, and World Cup. I'm 5 and 1 in the world cup, baby. I don't know anything about soccer.

[A]

What do you mean? What do you. What do you like? What's your metric? How are you determining where you're putting your money?

[C]

Situations? Like, I just know how. It's about human behavior. I just know how teams behave in certain spots, like troops.

[A]

And. And what do you. What do you mean?

[B]

Like, geographically, sports betting is all pattern recognition. Is that what you. That's what you mean?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Observing a lot of.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Browns.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What do you think about the Japanese team in the World Cup?

[B]

Stop it.

[C]

What about them?

[A]

Have you. Have you watched them at all?

[C]

I watched a little bit of their match yesterday because I was rooting for my ancestors, the Swedes. But, yeah, I mean, the Japan team is pretty good. I mean, is there. Is there some sort of.

[A]

Oh, so they won. So Japan won.

[C]

I think it was a draw. Yeah.

[B]

What kind of. What. What kind of sport is this?

[A]

How can you not kick a ball to win? Like, determinately win? You know what I mean? Like, how. How.

[C]

How.

[A]

How hard is it to kick a

[B]

ball they don't even have?

[C]

Well, you're going to have to do that in the knockout round that starts on Sunday. Like, there are no more draws. So if there's a tied game, it goes to penalty kicks, which gets Pretty exciting.

[B]

Why don't they just do that?

[C]

Maybe they should. I mean, soccer is. It's not a good sport. It's boring. It's European, it's brown, it's gay. You know, you have all these European teams and you don't even recognize them. You're like, wait a minute, this is the Netherlands. Like, why are they all black people?

[A]

Oh, what? Is that true? Yeah, yeah.

[C]

In Germany.

[A]

Wait a second. The Netherlands. The Netherlands team has a bunch of black people on. It doesn't.

[C]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. They have very few white people.

[A]

What? Netherlands soccer team.

[B]

Oh, boy. You're about to unleash some racism from David here.

[A]

Well, I just. That sounds very surprising to me. I don't understand why that would be the case. You know, why I'm seeing girls. This is them.

[C]

These countries are importing all these people. The same goes for, like, England, even though England's best player is white.

[A]

What the.

[B]

Yeah, like half the team.

[A]

So that is it.

[C]

It's interesting though, because the Japanese team, this is not the case. You know how homogeneous Japan is. Like, you, you see the Japan team, you know it's them right away because they're literally all Japanese.

[A]

They're clearly Japanese. Yeah, well, except for the goalie. He's half black. He looks weird.

[C]

I wasn't paying attention.

[A]

He looks at that point. To me, it doesn't even. I, I don't think it matters at all the nations now. Why, why are we even going by nations and countries or whatever? Like, it should just be, make up your name. You're just a sports team now. Be the Bengals or be the, you know, the. Whatever the blacks just be. Don't be Netherlands.

[B]

I like how baseball does it when they do their, their world game. If you're from Puerto Rico, you play on the Puerto Rico team. The Dominicans are on the Dominic. Even though they all play in the air.

[C]

That is what this is, though. Like, so you have like, like a lot of these players. If they play professionally, they might play in like all these different countries. Like, I know that, like Norway because I've been following Norway because I like Holland. He's like my favorite player there. He looks like a Viking. He's like this 6, 5 dude that has a ton of speed and he's one of the best scorers too. And he has a hot girlfriend. He is like, I don't even. Oh, he plays for Manchester City in, in the uk, but he's from Norway, so he plays for the Norwegian team. So it's a situation where these people that are playing on these countries seems like they are from that country. Like that's where they live and grew up or whatever. But a lot of them, because we're so many generations removed now, even in this immigration, like, yeah, a lot of these people. Yeah, they have different ancestry. You know what I mean? The US Is that way. Obviously the US Team has a lot of people that are not really American.

[A]

Yeah, well, I mean, I guess it's. It's, you know, you think of America of like the cultural melting pot of the world, but now the whole world is just all messy. The whole world's all brown.

[B]

Speaking of messy, we found out that that's actually Christian Bale. Christian Bale.

[A]

Did you know that we're Christian Bale?

[B]

Us too.

[C]

Messy? You mean the Argentinian soccer player?

[B]

Well, well, the fallen angel, whatever. Are you talking about Lion.

[C]

L. You saw that. You saw the statue of him that they built in with the fat erected. Yeah. Where he doesn't have any pants on, he's shirt dicking and.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And the. And the. Because they. Argentina won the last World cup and that's what this is representing, I guess. But yeah, it has the World cup, like, basically right where his would be. I'm not like, what is. I'm like, what is this?

[A]

I saw this recently, by the way, Nancy, don't take off the YouTube stream because we're having a problem with Patreon. So we're gonna let this go and then we'll. We'll take it down later. Yeah. I mean, from behind, it looks a lot like he's bare assed and he's got his hog hanging out. Yeah. Yes, it does. I can't identify where the lines for his shorts are in any of the photos that I've seen. It just looks like he has.

[B]

Isn't it amazing that, like, this is not the first time the Martin Luther King statue by you over there. It's like they designed these.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And they're huge. And nobody ever stops to go, wait a second, this is a bit of a design flaw. And like, it build it. It's 100ft tall. Like, it's gonna take a six months done.

[A]

When you go, like, is that a big turd?

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[A]

Is that.

[C]

Oh, it's artistic, I think where like his entire body is just pale white. Which also doesn't even make any sense. Like, he's a brown. He's Argentinian. So why are we making a statue pale white? I have no idea.

[A]

Like a statue that's meant to because it looks badly made it looks poorly made.

[B]

It looks like it's made out of plaster.

[A]

Yeah. Like, is that something like the World's Fair where you just take it down after a while?

[B]

Rains, it dissolves.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's weird.

[C]

Mache.

[A]

It's very strange. I mean, it's. It's in this. I can see you scrolling through it. Bring that up top. Because it looks like. You know how Brazil did, like the gigantic crisis.

[B]

Christ.

[C]

Christ the Redeemer. Yeah.

[A]

Christ the Redeemer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This is like Messi the shirt cocker or the Dict. Look at his face too. This whole thing is bizarre.

[B]

His thumb fell off.

[A]

This looks like it's a couple of good storms away from not existing.

[B]

The only thing they got good was probably the jersey or the dick. Yeah. Now the red. This is all garbage.

[A]

It's weird too, because the World cup, is that to scale, like, compared to the Messi? Because it looks awfully small and it stops right at the base of his. It's.

[C]

It's not to scale because if you know anything about Messi, he's like 5, 6. He's like really tiny.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They call him. They call him the Flea.

[B]

And how tall is Christian Bale then?

[A]

Christian Bale also is short.

[B]

Are you sure?

[A]

Yeah, Yeah. I don't think Christian Bale's very big. Dude. Couple those actors, the real pop, 5 foot 11. 5 11?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't think that that's true. I think a lot of these guys wear stilts. That's not true at all.

[B]

David's quite hurt by the size of.

[A]

Because I found out, like, they say that Joe Rogan is. However tall Joe Rogan's supposed to be, he's even shorter. Yeah, but he's. He's my height. He's like almost the exact same height as me. Maybe even like an inch shorter. So he's like five six. Five five.

[B]

You know who else is pretty short?

[A]

Who's that? This is crazy.

[C]

Oh, it's. Speaking of the torta, because that's how we met her, online. She was going after Misfit Patriot and that. Turns out she was. That was the only thing that she did.

[B]

Yeah, she slid into my DMs and she was like, hell, yo, look at this. And then she, like, sent me his. His arrest record.

[C]

Yeah, she sent me that too. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I was like, oh, you must be a cool Torta. And the rest record only consisted of his jail. I mean, his court date for that. Beating up an old person. Right. Did you go to that toad?

[C]

Oh, I tried, but it was during the Karen Reed trial. So the whole place was just absolute chaos and they wouldn't let me in.

[A]

So. He was tried for assault on an elderly hotel employee, but he was acquitted. But what's really fun is Stu Peters network is asking right there if there's any sort of, what, arrest record or something like that. Yeah. And one of the charges, Grok says yes. Public records show Zachary Bonfilio, which is definitely a pedophile. Last name Bone Filio, bro. Yeah, it means.

[C]

It means good child.

[A]

No.

[C]

Probably.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I was like, is that true? Was arrested October 24, 2024 in San Antonio on two accounts of possession slash promotion of child pornography.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Which is wild. He. He denies the charges. Okay, but.

[B]

But he's beating up old people in Boston and promoting and distributing CP in Texas.

[A]

Crazy cases. Maybe we can actually look this up. Bexer county case 224cr 11, 4, 2, 3. So.

[C]

But Bonfilio, though, in French, bonfis does actually mean little. It means good little boy.

[A]

Are you kidding me?

[C]

Bonfis in French does. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, no, that's so funny. He's 100. French, by the way,

[C]

means good little girl.

[A]

That's super weird. That's like Anthony Weiner or James Alefantis. Right? Means like boy lover in French. Like, and then he ends up being part of a Comet Ping Pong pedophilia scandal. This is. Yeah, yeah. James Elephantis is the dude who owns Comet Ping Pong, I believe.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And Jamie, like, think about James. If you broke it up. Jame Alefantis means boy lover in French and he is trafficking children.

[C]

Think about that. I. I know French and jamaic means never.

[A]

But here, let's look up. We'll do it real quick while you're looking up this other thing.

[B]

Wait, you know French toad.

[A]

You know Francais? We. James Alifontes.

[C]

I. I used to know it, but I could still, like, read it and write it. I used to be conversational in it. Like when I was in high school.

[A]

Insane.

[C]

I went to France. Pre 9 11, by the way. I went to France. It was. It was a much better time back then

[A]

in France. Now it's. You know that. Remember that picture that you made back in the day? It was like Europe Simulator 2024. And it was the big naked black guy running around fighting everybody. Do you have that. That case up?

[B]

No, I couldn't. I couldn't find. I'm not going to go through their whole.

[A]

Damn it.

[C]

Man.

[A]

I really would have liked to have made Fun of him for being a pedophile. It says he denied the charges, which

[B]

means, I guess you could just deny, like. Like, he said he denied beating that guy up.

[C]

There were multiple witnesses to it because it was in a hotel lobby where there were several people, and it was. There was, like, a fight going on, I think. Or no, he's. I think he started berating one of the hotel employees, and the old guy, I guess, was another employer, maybe not even an employee, and he tried to, like, break it up or stop him and Misfit Patriot, like, just beat that guy up, basically. And that's what it was.

[A]

I mean, that's.

[C]

And I think he was drunk.

[A]

I was watching that fight with him in. What's this guy's name? The black dude. The black rapper who likes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, man, like that. That guy had an opportunity, and I'll give it to him. Even though he's kind of a fag, fighting on gravel is difficult.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And if he would have just gotten, like, a good ass whooping video added that, that would have been immortalized and would have been fantastic forever.

[B]

That's a fight where I'm hoping, like, both of them lose.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Bryson. There you go. But of course, I. I do think I am rooting for Mr. Patriot.

[B]

Mr. You think so?

[A]

To lose more.

[B]

Oh, to lose.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

This is actually happening.

[B]

You didn't see that fight they fought?

[C]

No.

[B]

In the snow, on gravel. Yeah. Yeah, I'll find that.

[C]

No, I don't know how I'm missing all this. Misfit Patriot against Bryson Gray, you're saying?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. You didn't know that happened.

[C]

There's no way Mr. Patriot would win. Dude, he's. He's small. He's gay.

[A]

Something happened where he kicked Bryson in the balls, and then, of course he did.

[C]

He cheats.

[A]

Yeah. That was kind of the end of the fight, but I. I don't know. I think it was more like he just kind of wanted to get out of the fight. You know what I mean? Like, when you're doing something like. Yeah, here we go.

[B]

Real life. That's. So that's Misfit Patriot on the left, and Bryson Gray is on the right.

[A]

You can tell because one of them is black.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

He's, like, throwing this overhand pulling right, which is kind of interesting.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But I don't think he's really.

[A]

He's.

[B]

He's little.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Misfit Page. I think he's like, five, three, probably.

[A]

No way. Really?

[C]

I don't know, it goes to pull

[B]

a guillotine or something and eat the right hand. Pow.

[C]

Yeah. See, Mr. Patriots.

[A]

Oh, my balls.

[C]

Mr. Patriot was losing that fight. Dude. He was gonna lose.

[A]

Well, there was a couple of shots. If you pull it back to when. When Bryson's got him in a mount or is on top of him, he hits him twice, and one of them, you could actually hear the. The sound of this one right here. Yeah, that might be it. Bring it back just a little bit.

[B]

This one?

[A]

Yeah. He grabbed his balls. Yeah, No, I think he grabbed his balls. Well, that's gay.

[B]

Very.

[C]

Grabbed his World Cup.

[A]

Damn it. I'm so upset because I'm trying to get elephantis translated, and there's all these rumors that are like, it means child lover and all this other shit. Infant lover in Latin. And then you go to Google Translate and you do fucking.

[B]

I like that.

[A]

And it's like, no, that's not what that means. And I just don't like when my conspiracy theories are spreading.

[B]

An unfounded conspiracy theory for how many years now?

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

That's fine.

[A]

I'll allow it. Hold on, wait. Maybe if I translate it from here. I'm going to keep propagating this, by the way. This is going to change absolutely nothing about what I say on this show. Latin to English. That's what we want. English. Let's see. We're gonna find out. It means sending. All right, so anyway, people.

[C]

Oh, I know what you're saying. People were saying because it looks like Jem les enfant, which means, I like children I love. Yeah, like, yeah, I like children in French is what that means.

[A]

Damn. That just. The game of telephone gets played so hard because you have a. A hyper viral post that I'm looking at that says alefantis means infant lover in Latin, and it's mad views, and it's like, nope, that's not the case at all, man.

[B]

You can just make up.

[A]

Well, that is the truth. You can just make up. What do we watch the other day? Oh, that's exactly what we're talking about. Messi and. And Christian Bale.

[B]

Have you ever heard of the flip, the fittest? Flat Earther?

[C]

Flat Earth Dave?

[B]

No. No, he's not fit. He's just.

[C]

No, I was gonna say he's not.

[A]

Did you guys talk to Flat Earth Dave?

[B]

No.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Flat Earth Dave was on Tower Game, but it was just with me and Cole.

[A]

Was he cool?

[C]

And I think Reed was on it, too. Yeah. I mean, I thought it was a fun episode, but he spent the whole episode trying to convince us that the earth is flat and then. And then called those.

[A]

Was he, like, a cool dude, though? Was he, like, nice and fun?

[C]

Yeah, like, I thought he was a decent guy. Yeah.

[A]

Because I just can't get over the idea that the, like, the acronym is fed, like, flat earth, and it makes him fed. And I'm like, that's bizarre, bro. Like, that's a huge kind of a branding issue.

[B]

Well, feds are fun.

[A]

I guess they're fun. It just seems like if you were in the conspiracy space, the last that you would want to be known as was fed.

[B]

So I guess I never asked you, did he convince you that it was flat or not?

[A]

Did he say anything that was cool?

[C]

He did not convince me. Some of the things that he was saying were pretty cool. You go back and watch that episode. Lainey, what's up?

[A]

It's Lainey. Oh. Lainey's birthday was yesterday. Happy birthday, lady.

[C]

Happy birthday.

[A]

Isn't that weird that we have two Asians associated with this show and both their birthdays were yesterday? That's strange, right? It's weird.

[B]

We've never seen either of them either.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

Well.

[A]

Well, I have. I saw the other one in person.

[B]

We saw Nancy in person. It might also have been Lainey.

[A]

That's true. Oh, man.

[B]

That's a very.

[C]

Oh, are they the same person? They're both tall and feminine.

[A]

Let's bring this up. This is a funny moment that. I mean, I don't watch women's basketball unless it's for this sort of thing.

[B]

Who does?

[A]

So who's this?

[B]

You watch. You probably watch women's basketball.

[C]

No, I. I never watch it, but I do give out bets on it. Yes. Atlanta. Atlanta Dream is my play tonight. That I gave out, by the way. So people want to make money on that. They're gonna win.

[A]

What am I looking at here? This is a. This looks like a muscular black man choking a white woman.

[C]

The context here is. So the white woman is Caitlin Clark. She is probably the most popular player in the wnba. She got drafted into the wnba, I think, like, two years ago. And basically, since she's been drafted, basically all the black people in the WNBA seem to resent that, and they basically assault her on the court a lot of the time.

[A]

That's a lot of reason that's worth watching.

[B]

So they resent her because she's.

[C]

They resent her whiteness and I guess because she's a good player. I don't know. So this game happened recently. This Was Caitlin Clark is on the Indiana Fever and they were at home.

[B]

I think Caitlin Clark is half black.

[C]

I don't think so.

[A]

But why is your dude.

[C]

She's crazy white looking. So this is a woman that's attacking her. I know it's confusing because most of the women. Most of the women in the WNBA look like men, and some of them are like Brittany Griner. Brittany Griner is still somehow in this league after we got her back from Russia.

[A]

Although, yeah, that's legitimately a dude, by the way. Like, I saw videos of him with the shirt. With no shirt off.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No chest scars. Just an entirely a dude.

[C]

Yeah. Brittany Griner I'm pretty sure is a man. And Brittany Griner right now is on the worst team in the league. I'm pretty sure. Connecticut. But this game was Indiana against Phoenix. The Phoenix Mercury. And Caitlin Clark wound up on the ground during whatever this play was. And this player on Phoenix, which is Alyssa Carter, I think held her down by the neck, basically, and. Or punched her in the neck. And like, the way it got reported was something to the effect of like. Like, Alyssa Carter made aggressive move with her fist toward Caitlin Clark's neck. I'm like, aggressive. Yeah.

[A]

It sounds like every time they run defense for black crimes. Right on the news.

[C]

Right. And this, I think. I don't even know. I think this might have just been called the foul during the actual game. I'm not sure. But then after the game, they upgraded it to a flag run, I guess, but it wasn't during the game. I might be wrong about that part of it, but she did get suspended for one game, which seems like a pretty mild penalty.

[A]

I like the idea of calling an assault something called a flagrant.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah. When it's a black person. Yeah. That's the law now. An assault committed by one of them is. Is just a flag or foul.

[A]

I wonder if what they've done to the women even.

[B]

Season your assault.

[A]

Season your assault. Remember, we saw them season the grave. That was cool. Oh, it is. It's. It's funny because it does sound like a really great marketing scheme. Like, what do you do to the wnba? It's not generating any money and nobody wants to watch it. And that actually becomes, you know, the. The sentiment for a while is like they're complaining about not making enough money and everybody's going, well, you suck, and nobody wants to watch it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And they go, what if we fill it with trannies and they beat the. Out of the women? Like, not a bad idea. I don't want to tune into that.

[B]

Put roller skates on them and I'm in.

[C]

Well, you know when the WNBA was at its most popular, which happened last year, and then they stopped what was happening really quickly. You remember what happened, right?

[A]

No.

[C]

For about a week or so, fans were throwing dildos onto the court.

[B]

Oh yeah, I do remember that.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So like the only way to make this a viable business model is to inject into it insane. Throwing suction cup dildos onto the court, filling it with trannies.

[B]

We have a word from a guy that might have some business acumen here.

[A]

Okay, see is that an ant says

[B]

the next wave of billionaires millionaires being built in real estate.

[C]

Yeah. His name is probably Antony.

[A]

It's Antony.

[B]

Antony.

[A]

Here you want to get in the room with the master investors, people that's not only going to show you how to build new construction, but how to keep it hold it for long term wealth, how to acquire funding, how to get a non traditional 30 year fixed mortgage, bank statements on tax returns. We bring it together, everybody, we get into it. Let's get it. Bro, what is that? Somebody tied up dookie on his head. That's so good. They just tied dookie in knots and put it on his head. That's so crazy.

[C]

Dude, these hairstyles, it makes no sense to me. Like I saw this one black dude on the subway in Boston a couple weeks ago.

[A]

Sorry.

[C]

And yeah, yeah, they're all over the place, man.

[A]

What the are you doing on the subway dog in Boston? Are you crazy?

[B]

Going to work? What are you doing?

[C]

I go, I do things in the city sometimes.

[A]

Okay, but is that like your regular mode of transportation? Is, is the subway in Boston?

[B]

Why don't you drive? I don't understand. Is it, is it that can't drive?

[C]

It's, it's an undrivable city. They've gotten rid of almost all the driving lanes and replace them all with bus lanes and bike lanes. They. Yeah, like you can't even drive in the city.

[A]

You're just regularly making appearances in the tube of no eye contact where you go and you don't look at the black people.

[C]

Yeah, and the basically the like line that I take goes right through like a bunch of black areas too. Not the worst black areas, but some of the black areas. And then sometimes I take the other line that does go through the even more black areas. But not through that, but not through that part of the city. But they're on there.

[A]

Do they ever say to you Sometimes. Hey, what's up, you little cracker?

[C]

Yeah, well, white. Well, one time when I was still working. This was during rush hour after I got out of work. One time I was on the red line in Boston, like, right in the middle of the city. Pack train, rush hour train. A dude was doing that and he was just. He was calling every white person a cracker, yelling at everybody and trying to not let people onto the train or whatever. Then he just starts pissing himself right on the train there. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Classic move.

[C]

You can't stop him, like, physically, because you're gonna get pissed on. So you have to get away from him. Like, what are you gonna do?

[B]

I just try to understand the landscape of Toad's life. Do you have to drive to the train to then take the train to the city?

[A]

I hate them. I hate that short drive.

[C]

But yeah. Well, I know, because you don't have any control. But what I was gonna say is this dude had hair like that, but it was like. It was. It looked like this turd on his head, but it was falling all the way down over his. Like, it was covering his eyes. I'm like, this dude can't even see his hair is a turd that's on his head and it's falling down onto his face, like, in front of his eyes. I've never seen anything like that. I'm like, how the can you see

[A]

built backwards, bro. Have you seen the video where the black dude is masturbating in.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I saw it.

[A]

It's in Italy, I think. He's jerking off in Italy. And all of a sudden, a bunch of dudes get together and they're like, we've had enough, man. We've had enough. And they just start beating his ass with chairs, with whatever they can grab. He starts defending himself. And then, as if it's not bad enough to have some stereotypical third world country migrant moment of this dude jerking off in the streets in front of kids and all kinds of other shit.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Who comes to his rescue? White bitch. She starts, like, trying to shield his body from the blows. Like, God damn it, man. It's the very facilitator of the migrant crisis coming to protect the masturbating migrant from the crowds of angry fathers. Oh, we actually have it. Okay, great.

[C]

But, yeah, I mean, I don't know if you're allowed to show the jerking off part, but this is the fight that happened after it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's mad, dude, so he goes

[B]

up to fight the other people.

[A]

Crazy. He's like, I thought this was a free country, I gotta check off for you. And he starts moving in on these dudes and they don't even. So it's not even like a bunch of heroes got involved. It's probably like one dude was like, hey man, you can't do that here. And he said, white, I'm gonna kill you.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

If you, if you saw the, the jerking off part of the video, it was like. It felt like you were watching like National Geographic. It was like. It was like now the, the monkey is pleasuring himself.

[A]

Oh, my God. But he's like, that's basically what it was like. He's posted up against the wall. Like there's a wall to the right. I'm pretty sure it's the same wall. And he's just. It's not like he's in the corner like doing the little like. Like a monkey jerk off. He's just stood up straight, totally straight.

[B]

They're like a water park. There's.

[A]

They're at a water park. Dog, children, anyone walking around. And he's just stroking cock.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

And then some asshole cracker has the fucking. To say, stop that. Maybe don't do that. Don't fucking come near my child. Please don't ejaculate around where my kids play.

[B]

I don't think the ejaculation problem.

[A]

Well, it's part of the problem.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That was not shown in the video. I don't believe. But.

[A]

Oh, he. Well, maybe that's why he was so mad.

[C]

It was a beach, I'm pretty sure. Right. Not a water park. I don't know. I might be wrong about that.

[A]

I mean, whatever it is, I think it's a water related thing right near the beach. Oh, can you pause it again?

[B]

Why are these white ladies screaming?

[A]

That's exactly what I was. I hate that.

[C]

I just. Because whenever they see any sort of violence going on, that's basically just their reaction. I think.

[B]

That's fine.

[C]

It goes, no, no. And the woman that was filming it was actually laughing. If you saw that.

[A]

What kind of laugh?

[C]

Like giggling? Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I. I used to do a show about black content and we would watch fights all the time. It was a time in my life

[B]

where I did that.

[A]

And. And one of the things I would always note is the screaming white women. Every time somebody fought white women think that it somehow is going to help the situation if they shriek at the top of their lungs. And you can hear this one in the background doing it as this man defends his Right to pull pecker.

[C]

Yeah. This is why they shouldn't vote.

[A]

Oh, this guy's putting the belly on him.

[C]

Yeah, it's awesome.

[A]

Oh, wait, there's the chair. He's got the chair.

[C]

Let's go, wwe. Now.

[A]

Does he hit? Oh, he missed him.

[B]

He got a phone.

[A]

You could see her already. She's off to the left side and she's trying to stop this. Trying to defend him. Oh, right.

[C]

This is a racist attack.

[A]

This is going to be the back arch.

[B]

Honestly, like, a plastic chair doesn't do much damage, but getting one snapped in your back could probably really sting.

[A]

Imagine one of those long drag scratches.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, behind your back. These dudes are not good at fighting, though. Like, this. This many white dudes should be able to take down a black dude. This is the 100 men against one gorilla.

[B]

It's even like. It's like, here's. Here's the thing. When I'm seeing. When I'm seeing guys that have all committed. All committed to violence, I always go like, this guy's not looking at you. Pick your shot.

[A]

Yeah. And really, the chaos, just driving, they get. They get. They get chaos.

[B]

Yeah. Like, he's like. He's holding the chair and he's doing like this with the chair, like, lining it up. It's like, yo, take the chair.

[A]

Watch where he's going.

[B]

He's not even looking at you. Right.

[A]

Honestly, your homies, if you're the guy with the chair, all. All of the black dude's attention is on you. The homies should be zeroing. They should be moving around the outsides is.

[B]

What do you call my kid when I'm playing? I play cash with them.

[C]

Periphery. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, they should be flanking him.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Play catch with my son, and I'll throw the ball. And I watch him like, all this. Like, hold on. All of where the ball is going is not. Like, where it's been is not important. You see it thrown.

[A]

Where it's been is not important.

[B]

All this is not important. You see it? I see how hard it's going. I see the trajectory. I'm like, moving where it goes. And I'm trying to explain to him. I'm like, yeah, yeah, you could like doing this. This is all. This doesn't matter. Yeah, this matters. It's right there.

[A]

That's it. That's the only spot where it's going. That's what matters.

[B]

This dude with the chairs, like.

[A]

Like, where's. He goes like, watch the trajectory.

[B]

Watch him where he's going. And just swing as hard as you

[A]

can at where you think he's going to be and you might stop some masturbation.

[C]

The white advantage here in a fight like this is obviously the strategy of the whole thing. The intelligence factor here.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah. And they're not using it right.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Punch in the face for your efforts. Hold on. Did that dude just break that wooden chair over him?

[C]

But look, dead.

[A]

Here she is. She is in the forefront of scramble. She is running to protect this black guy. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Even though he would just rape her.

[A]

Well, well. And that's the thing. As soon as she stops it, he's gonna rape her.

[C]

Yeah. Eddie just masturbated in front of her children.

[A]

That's cultural enrichment, dog. What are you talking about? We just don't understand what things are like in Zimbabwe.

[B]

Where's that guy from?

[A]

No idea.

[C]

It's close.

[A]

Made up place. Look. Look at her. Look at her getting in the way and screaming.

[B]

Is he picking up his shoes and.

[A]

No, he's. He's picking up a knife. He's gonna stab her and her. That's all you get, man.

[B]

Nothing special about this video because it's just more of the same.

[A]

No, of course there's. There's nothing special about it. But it's just like that. That idea that a dude could be jerking off and then would get told to stop would become violent and then would be getting assaulted by several dudes who have had enough. And then a white woman steps in.

[B]

I'm seeing the video of him doing that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's like he's facing toward the general beach children, whole bunch of people there.

[A]

Just post it up on the block.

[B]

Very weird.

[A]

Just twisting dick, dude.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What's that like?

[A]

It's got to be exhilarating, right?

[B]

What, like, why do it? What? Behind the psychology of it, is it disrespect or is it just because I could?

[A]

You know, I think it's.

[C]

It's like something like. It's animal. I don't want to say instinct, but it's. It's like animal nature. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[A]

You say it all the time, right?

[C]

It's like he's not human.

[A]

It's high time preference. And when you see a bunch of tits and ass, you want to twist knob and. And come. And I guess you can't.

[C]

I don't even know if he was doing that necessarily, though. Yeah, it was just like he was just yanking on it. I have no idea.

[A]

Maybe. Well, here. Here's another fun and to Just call them, call them.

[B]

Crazy is like, what a cop out? Like, that's there's something here that's being said that is lost in translation.

[C]

I think we're looking at a different species. Like, that's all I can really, in

[A]

a lot of ways. Well say I was saying this to somebody the other day, but it was like they, they come from a place where survival is the main focus every single day. So morality, decency, these aren't even things that they consider. So there was a long time ago where people thought like integration was healthy and would be lead to cultural enrichment. And nobody wanted to stop and admit that, like the people that you're integrating into your society, they don't have time to think about being good people. They're running from hyenas, wild dogs are eating their babies. You know, mobs of dudes with machetes are hacking them to pieces. And some of these dudes are the dudes from the mobs of, you know, machetes. They don't. Morality, decency, manners, all those things. They're so far down the list of priorities, they've never even been considered. They've never even been considered. And you go, let's integrate them into America. That's gonna be fun. Then you get like this. So from what I can gather, this just some white at the beach enjoying the shade of her own umbrella, when suddenly a wild nicknog appears.

[C]

This is a different video, I guess. Oh my God, what happened?

[A]

What's he doing? He's setting his up dog on top of her stuff. Yeah, he's smoking a Newport dude, this black dude just shows up and just starts moving her stuff because she's got the shade. She's got the shade. She's protected from the sun. Yeah, he wants to be protected from the sun. So he just shows up, starts tossing her shit. And once again, what does the white woman do? Well, okie dokie. Then what does she do? She just moves her shit out of the fucking way so this black dude can enjoy his Newport in the shade of her umbrella playing.

[B]

Earth.

[A]

Well, you know, umbrella.

[C]

The thing is, when a black guy comes, like a black guy comes under your umbrella or tent or whatever, if you tell him to leave, you know he's gonna stab you.

[A]

That's exactly what's happening right here.

[C]

Carmelo Anthony.

[A]

Some dude has come up and said, hey, you can't do that. And now the black dude is standing there while holding the, the spear from the umbrella that drives it into the sand as a weapon. And he's ready to this dude up. All because this guy's came over to say, hey, hey, you can't do that. You can't come.

[C]

People have no. They have no understanding of. Of property rights, I think, like.

[A]

And you know what's happening next? I'm gonna. I'm gonna go flat out and say it. He sees these white chicks, he sees this umbrella. I'm gonna take this umbrella. Once I've gotten comfy, I'm gonna rape these women. Who's gonna stop you? Who the fuck's gonna stop him? This guy who's about to get impaled.

[B]

It is. But it is, though. It's. It's an interesting question. And they. They do realize this to a certain point where it's like, I could just do it and nobody will say because it's so out of the norm, like, what you've done. You've caught people by surprise in a way where white people go, oh, like, you're just.

[C]

White people have to defend against this. We need the ability to carry guns.

[A]

Every fucking.

[C]

Like that would stop this. If somebody just shot this dude every day.

[A]

You take my fucking umbrella dog.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I might say, hey, I think you're confused. This isn't because it's so outlandish, right? It's so outlandish. That's what catches a lot of people off guard.

[B]

It's because it is outland. I think that's what it is. And it's almost funny in a way. Like, they've. They've understood the psychology of that. They could do this thing and then they catch you. Like, if that happened to me, I'd be like, I wouldn't even be able to process initially what's so insane. Yeah. What did you just do?

[A]

You're coming. Hey, man. No, no, this is.

[C]

Maybe I'm just. I might just be in the mode because I watched A Citizen vigilante the other day. You know that.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Uwe bowl movie that people are freaking out about because it's about a white American dude.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But they were just celebrating the same. Right. What was that movie that came out one battle after another with them? Vigilance.

[C]

It won all the Oscars.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. It's like the main character is a black, you know. Yes. Queen ass vigilante who's going around and fighting the government. She's, you know, she's a rebel, whatever. And then won all the Oscars.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

God.

[A]

And then you swap it up and all of a sudden now it's a problem. But yeah.

[C]

Just because the races are different or whatever. Because this is a white American in Europe. That's.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Taking out a bunch of violent foreigners pretty much.

[B]

So how does this video end?

[A]

Yeah, let's see.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

I've never seen it before.

[B]

It sounds like you, David. The jazz horn

[C]

soundtrack is ridiculous.

[A]

I love it. Yeah. She says it gets louder when a random man decides to use our umbrella too. That's it. And it's like, dude, every look at this guy in the background. Just watching it happen. Just watching it happen. Everybody's so confused.

[C]

I don't know. Do they know that guy Fusion? It's like, I don't know, man. I think it's more. People are unwilling to stand up against any of this.

[A]

Well, what happens?

[B]

I bet you Nancy doesn't do anything in that situation.

[A]

Nancy just scoots over.

[B]

Nancy left.

[C]

But women shouldn't have to. Women should just get out of the way.

[A]

That's the most menacing Nancy's ever said.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Black people do love magic tricks. So you would be able to like.

[C]

Yeah. Because they can't understand them.

[A]

Them.

[C]

So they're really. They're really mystified by them.

[A]

I have a little bit of that in me. But you look at the whole Daniel Pennings of the world, right? And I don't know what happens. You stand up, you do something about this, and then, I mean, like, you have to do something about it. But then you have. You're also going to go to jail.

[C]

He got acquitted. But, you know, there's. There's. He shouldn't have even been on trial at all or whatever, bro.

[A]

I mean, the idea, the trauma of those couple of years. Right. Of your life now, because you defended people from a dude that was, you know, threatening to kill people or whatever the deal was.

[C]

Oh, yeah, it happened with Rick Chow. You heard of that guy?

[A]

No. Who's Rick Chow? Chinese.

[C]

He is Chinese. He and his family run gas station convenience store in Columbia, South Carolina. And they have had to deal with a lot of criminals, black people coming into their store and stealing shit and whatever. And on this one occasion, this 14 year old who was armed came into their store and they thought he was gonna steal some. And he was behaving like he did steal some. And then he ran out of the store. So Rick and his son chased the dude down, like across the street. And then the dude pulled out the gun and was gonna shoot the son and Rick shot the dude and killed them. And then Rick wound up in jail for three years and he finally went to try. He got Acquitted finally at trial. But he was in jail for three years for defending. Defending his store and defending his son.

[A]

I hate that. Yeah, I hate that. I just said something else to the. To the chat top. If you want to pull that. That recent video up. A lot of this is that I haven't.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, my God. It just keeps going. Now my algorithm is like. So you want to see black violence, huh?

[B]

No, we don't. We definitely don't, but it's too late.

[A]

But go on here, let's check this out. Did you find that yet? Hold on, wait a second. I can share it.

[C]

This episode is a very.

[A]

This isn't black violence.

[C]

It's just very blackified.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't anticipate this, but this is where we are now.

[C]

It's the blackening.

[B]

Wait, this is more jazz?

[A]

No, no, this is. This one.

[C]

They should place like slave chance during this video. So.

[A]

So I don't know what this is gonna say. It's only 23 seconds. I'm just gonna let it rip. It says POV, you're in the UK and it's so hot, the trees start melting. Oh, wait a second.

[B]

Why is it.

[C]

Was that stigmata on her hand?

[A]

Hold on. Wait a second, wait a second.

[B]

Because it's.

[A]

It's. You guys will get it in a second.

[B]

Did we run into the phenomenon where like they're doing. They're putting this type of jazz behind like weird black videos?

[C]

Yeah, apparently.

[A]

I guess so.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

I guess they have. I'm here for. No, I don't think it is. Here, let's lit. It's so hot. It's so hot. The trees are melting. That's how hot it is.

[C]

No smelling it. That's a telephone pole.

[A]

Did she say the trees are melting? It's so hot. It's so hot out here. The trees are melting. That's a telephone, you dumb.

[C]

You know in Europe, you're not allowed to use a car.

[B]

No, it's something called. It's a carcinogen called creosote that's all over your.

[C]

Yeah, Mr. Creosote.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That sounds like a made up African country.

[B]

It's like, now you have hand cancer.

[A]

Wow. I love that. Look at that picture, by the way. Bring up that picture because that's iconic. That's iconic black culture right there. Just that. Look at the flip flops. Those like dollar store shorts, like biking shorts.

[B]

Belly out.

[A]

A crop top with just a gut out. And that gut sticks out further than her breasts do.

[C]

I would not guess this is the UK, like this looks like the Southern United States 100.

[A]

But that's what a lot of the UK looks like now.

[C]

Oh, God.

[A]

You know, I, I think that there's

[B]

like a memo that goes out that they all do this. Like the. Oh, we're describing the Walmart person with the shower cap. And I was like, I thought that was a southern thing. And apparently.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no.

[B]

It just happened in the last few years that, that, that's what they do.

[A]

In particular, the wiggers of America have adopted it, much to my dismay. It is this young, you know, a young wigger, high school, older, whatever, up to like early 20s. And they will be wearing a silk bonnet, looks like a shower cap, and, and pajama pants. And that's how they'll go out into the world. And it's, it's very disheartening. And because it is, it's, it's strange, the admiration that young people will have for black culture to the extent that they will adopt the dumbest. You know, back in the, in the 2000s, we adopted hanging our asses out. And that was very silly, you know, but like, I can I get like, black people do do cool. They make cool.

[C]

That was the 90s gangster rap era where you had the baggy jeans were falling down and.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Wallet chains.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, some of that stuff was kind of cool looking, you know, but, but pajama pants and silk bonnets are not cool looking. But it doesn't matter. It's like we've ingrained them into pop culture to such a degree that now they could do whatever they want.

[C]

No, it looks like you didn't finish getting ready in the morning.

[A]

That's it. There's a rule in my house. Like, the rule of my house is like, I, I've told it to my son since he was a kid.

[B]

No silk bonnets.

[A]

No. That's not even a conversation we've had yet.

[B]

No fuzzy slippers.

[A]

No fun.

[C]

So glad to do radio.

[A]

No, no, it's a, it's a shower cap. It's a shower.

[C]

It's mostly women doing this, I'm assuming.

[A]

Oh, no, no, I said young wiggers, sir. These are young white lads who are dawning the silk bonnet and going out into the world.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

And I don't really know what that. Yeah, don't be a pajama American. My son does not leave the house in pajamas. And I wouldn't have such a hard PJ American. Like, pajamas are just, you know, it's just you put on your Lower body. I guess sometimes people go out in sweatpants. I really got to keep them from doing that, too. But pajama pants are a no go. Like, we're not. You are not getting out of there. I don't even let him. Honestly, at summer vacation, maybe I'm wearing them right now. Crazy.

[B]

Stay in your house, Toad.

[A]

I don't even let my kid wear pajamas. I get mad if it's like, past a certain time and he's still wearing pajama pants. I'm like, what are you, black? Like, get up and put some regular pages in the morning. Get the. And I don't do that. I don't.

[C]

I just gamble on sports, but podcast now. I have no reason to put. Put actual pants on.

[A]

So crazy. I don't. Like, I have pajama pants, but like I said, I don't. I don't wear them, you know, past a certain time in the morning was maybe like 9 o' clock or something. If I'm having my coffee and I'm ready for my day, like, all right, now it's time to get up and put on regular pants. But it is crazy because they could pretty much do whatever and white people will emulate it. And it's. It's. It's sad, you know?

[C]

You know, some black people call the projects PJs. These people are PJ Americans.

[B]

I never.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. I never knew they're going out.

[C]

Out from the PJs, wearing their PJs.

[A]

Jeez, man.

[B]

They do call it that. That's nuts.

[C]

Right?

[A]

Well, Walmart Americans is like a way to describe them, you know, when it. When it transcends just black culture and. And it's just white people.

[C]

Walmart makes. Makes you think white trash.

[A]

Yeah, dude. Yeah. Walmart's a kind of crazy place.

[C]

Yeah. The one near me is very blackified now. I was in there the other day and I'm like, whoa. Well, like, I'm not even in a black area. But they all make their way to Walmart.

[A]

There's an overlap there where, like, Walmart hires a type of person and that person is either black or has given up on life, has entirely given up on life, which in some ways it's a bit of a redundancy. But, like, if they hire black white people, they are like, they're not. They're not okay at all. What's really crazy. And I kind of feel bad about this because, like, you know how they do a thing where they're like, we're gonna hire the retarded. Now. And that's like a type of affirmative action.

[C]

That's gonna be me. I'm gonna be a Walmart greeter now.

[A]

Well, you need to have a certain amount of retardants at your Walmart in order to like meet your retarded's quota. And then I think how weird it is that you're doing a job where you're working side by side with like actually people and.

[C]

Oh yeah, the average IQ of the staff at Walmart is very low.

[A]

Very low, very low. It's crazy. I mean you, you can just be the most successful corporation on the planet Earth and you're your employee, your employees are 90 retarded. 90. And then there's like a 10. That's like upper, upper upper management. Because let me tell you, I think

[B]

about that sometimes when I go into there. Like, like, yeah, the Walmart specifically. I'm like, I can come in here and probably run the place. Oh yeah, A few months. But then it's like, imagine the, the life you'd have.

[A]

Yeah, well, you'd be king of the retards.

[B]

Somebody listening to the show is a supervisor at Walmart.

[C]

Are you familiar with?

[A]

They're just like, never again.

[B]

Well, I listen to Nephilim Death Squad.

[C]

Do you know Roofed Man? Do you know that story or did you see that movie?

[A]

No.

[C]

What's with Channing Tatum or whatever? So it's, it's an actual story. They made a movie out of it with Channing Tatum as the main dude. He was a criminal that escaped from jail or whatever, escaped from prison. And he started hiding out in stores, like in the roofs of stores. And he lived in a Walmart behind a wall. Like it was just this temporary wall that was like a display thing in Walmart or whatever. He lived behind that for like months and nobody figured it out. That's Walmart. That's the intelligence level of the Walmart

[A]

staff that you're walking amongst dudes that are living in Walmart. You don't even realize it. What do you do? You just wake up in the morning, grab a cart and walk around?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

No, so he, so he would, he knew like where all the cameras were and whatever, I guess. And he would like steal things from the store at night for like food? Yeah, for like food and whatever. Yeah. So he wouldn't come out, he wouldn't come out during the day, like during the actual hours of the store. Like he would hide behind that wall.

[A]

There's a, there's another kind of black phenomenon that I don't Know how you would.

[C]

Oh, I got that wrong. It was a Toys R Us.

[B]

Ah.

[A]

Toys R Us isn't even in business.

[B]

I mean, realistically, it's the same quality.

[C]

Russ really have that many got it on.

[A]

So you want to bring that on stage Top is this. So Channing Tatum played in a movie that was about this?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And here he is.

[C]

I can't believe it was a Toys or. I didn't think Toys R Us had that many different items.

[B]

And that's the real dude. It looks like.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, that's the real dude. He looks exactly like him.

[B]

Yes, Like Jules from Gray Pilled podcast.

[A]

It does, bro. So when they come to Channing and they go like, this will just do. Say yes to any movie. I mean, he was a gimp. He was.

[B]

Yo, you want to be a homeless guy? Yeah.

[A]

You want to be Gambit like, yeah, yeah, dude.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's right. He was in Magic Mike.

[A]

Yeah. He just says yes to whatever. I kind of like that, dude. I like Jenny Tatum. But there's another phenomenon within the black

[B]

community to play Dustin Poirier at the airport.

[A]

He already did on Deadpool and Wolverine. So this thing that happens where they go into Walmarts and they go. I don't know, they. They even do a video where they're justifying why they're doing. Might be something like, walmart got enough money. I don't give a. And it's them and their kids.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And they'll just grab a bunch of food and then they'll sit down in an aisle and they'll just start eating it, and the kids will eat it and. And the parent will eat it. And parent, singular.

[B]

They take, like, a bag of chips and they'll open it, and then they'll take the other bag and they'll pour it in.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So that it's more full.

[A]

Oh, I love that. They'll do it. They'll take laundry detergent, and they'll take another laundry detergent and they'll pour it in until it's topped off.

[C]

Oh, I've seen that one. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

They're using that for their chicken.

[A]

Boy. Oh, my God. So I. I mean, I don't know even what you would. How you would find that kind of content. Let me see here. Black people. No, I think you just write in store.

[B]

Walmart picnic.

[A]

Walmart picnic. That's probably it. Yeah. Oh, nope. This is just a black woman pissing on the floor of a restaurant. Thank you.

[B]

And I found it. This is crazy. It's crazy.

[A]

Walmart picnic. That's it. Yo, bro, this is a real thing.

[B]

It's crazy that this is available.

[A]

This one even has a dad. I don't even understand what's happening.

[C]

Yeah, this is like that Costco family, but it's black. Which one of them is the Rizzler? The Nizzler.

[B]

When y' all hear y' all kids

[C]

crying,

[B]

why the chips on the floor?

[A]

Take a break. Oh, and get him a snack. The only way to get them to shut up. That's it. It's simple. Y' all see? They quiet.

[B]

It's okay to take a break. What the hell?

[A]

And you know what's crazy? You look down this aisle, and you are immediately recognizing the prospect of violence.

[B]

Well, I mean, you're also recognizing goy slap. You think there's a connection there

[A]

to the. The mental stunting that that goy slap does to an individual or a whole

[C]

family in this ruffles. And that was some sort of onion dip or something that he was.

[A]

These kids up.

[B]

You know, you're not paying for the onion dip either. Like, sometimes I will eat a snack when I walk through the store, but I'll pay for it.

[A]

Yeah, I'll do that with the chicken that comes in a cup at Publix.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, they'll have, like, chicken. Popcorn chicken. And I'll, like. You just scan the cup at the end. So I'll put it in there once in a while. I've done that where, like, I'm shopping, and I'll eat popcorn chicken, and I'll scan the cup at the end. But the prospect of violence is, like. You look down that aisle as an employee, and you go, should I stop this? And the dad looks at you as if to say, if you do this, I will kill you. It's gonna be bad. It's gonna be bad. My.

[C]

And you go, you know the answer to this?

[A]

You got. Absolutely not. And you keep it moving.

[C]

No, the. The answer, like, the solution to this is, oh, no.

[A]

The final solution.

[C]

Bring back Jim Crow.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, there's something. Something's got no qui. Gon. It's not ghetto to eat the popcorn chicken, all right? It's. Sometimes you eat the popcorn chicken. If I got from the heat lamp the popcorn chicken, and I know I still got to get, you know, milk and eggs and all sorts of stuff. It's on the other side of the store from the popcorn chicken. And it's hot. You get it off the heat lamp, so. And they even give you cup holders in Publix because publix is an elite shopping center. So they have cup holders on the carts, and you put the cup shape of popcorn chicken there and you go, yeah, man, have a couple.

[C]

Dude, Publix isn't going to stay in business, Villa. Black people.

[A]

I don't really, to be perfectly honest, that's why I shop it Publix, because

[B]

that's a little more. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, that's keeping them out. All right.

[A]

My wife will say that. She's like, why don't we just go to Winn Dixie? Because there's even a different smell when you go into Winn Dixie. You go into Winn Dixie and you go stale black.

[C]

Oh, my God. We don't have the Publix around here. And all the nearest grocery stores to me are all Asian. I live in, like, mini China, basically, over here.

[A]

That's not good, though, because I've seen so many instances where it's like, Asian shop owners plagued by black customers. Customers. They don't ever really buy anything.

[C]

It's. It's mostly Asian people in those stores. So I don't know. So I don't mind it, but the smell is kind of odd. It's like a wet market.

[A]

Nancy, where do you shop? I go to Walmart a lot, but I do go to H Mart, which is a Korean store.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, we have one of those, right?

[A]

Yeah, I know.

[C]

H Mart.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

It's the raw fish. You can't help it.

[B]

What kind of do you buy? Yeah.

[A]

What do you be eating? We don't know. I mean, we always just say Nancy eats noodles. But, like, what do you be preparing for yourself?

[B]

Noodles. Fish. Fish and noodles.

[A]

Asian veggies. Okay.

[B]

Eggs. Asian veggies. Do you do it because you like it, or do you just do it

[A]

because I grew up with it? What?

[C]

I mean, aren't those just regular veggies, but just in soy sauce or something?

[A]

Just regular veggies?

[C]

They're regular veggies, but they're slanted.

[A]

Oh, lady says bean sprout and cabbage. Yes. Yes.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Like, he knows. He knows, man.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's weird that we've. We've made Asian people make this show go.

[B]

Yeah, I know. Well, they basically are the ones that do make it go.

[A]

We instinctively, like, knew that. We were like. We never. It was an unspoken rule, but we were like, who do we want to help?

[B]

We want to tidy around here.

[A]

Yes. We want it clean. We want people that are used to slave labor.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And I don't know if complain a lot.

[C]

I don't think it's gonna help with the hiding necessarily. Like, have you been to, like, Chinatown?

[A]

No, no, they keep it tidy.

[B]

It's just a little smelly.

[A]

Chinese and Japanese are two different animals. Very different.

[C]

That's true, actually. Yeah.

[A]

Dirty knees. Look at these.

[C]

No, no, Nancy's right. The Japanese are really neat and tidy, and the Chinese are sloppy.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah. I actually don't believe that Nancy is tidy, though, because we've never seen her. We'll ask her every time a show ends. We'll go, nancy, show us your.

[C]

Your.

[A]

Your living quarters. And she says no. And it's been that way for a long time now. And I have a feeling it's because

[C]

it's like she lives near you now and you've never seen.

[A]

No, no, no, no. She lives out in Las Vegas. But she won't. She won't show us. And. And I think it's because it's a mess. It's very tidy. You just don't get to see it.

[B]

Actually, I do think it's tidy. I just think it smells.

[A]

Yeah, it do be stanking like, wet. It smells nice. Like you mop Febreze. Oh, that's like a goy scent. You know what I mean? Like, there's something. This red dye 40 is in Febreze.

[C]

Yeah. I had to use it yesterday because the chicken that I was cooking really permeated this entire place.

[A]

What kind of chicken you making?

[C]

It was just for a chicken Caesar. Like, it was just kind of standard, like Italian seasoning. I don't know why it smelled so strong.

[A]

But I went to a place so my wife will like a chicken Caesar salad. My wife and we went to a place that was like, we make it all here. Like, it's all here. We make this here dog, like from scratch. And my wife.

[C]

Yeah, like, like homemade dressing. The dressing is a huge thing with the Caesar. Well, they gotta put anchovies in it.

[A]

That's the problem is my wife likes goy variety chicken Caesar. She doesn't like homemade because she's like, this tastes like fish. I'm like, yeah, dog, anchovies. You eat it all the time. But you get like the. The goy slot version if you do it right.

[C]

Like, I don't think it really tastes that fishy. It's just. I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

I don't know how to describe real fresh. You're gonna get like, you're gonna pick up on the anchovy. I. I pick because, yeah, like a banger of a chicken sandwich. And she was like, can we switch? And I said, yeah, I liked it, but I could tell what she was picking up on. But it was fresh, dude. It was like. You know that is really made with. They just mash anchovies into a paste with a fork.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then they add some other whatever. But it is pulverized anchovy.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Which is kind of delicious.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Do we have any more black stuff? What's up? I do. Look at that.

[B]

Let's do another black thing and let's get out of here.

[A]

I'm tired. All right, fine. Oh, Jesus Christ, bro.

[B]

What are you pulling up, man? Can we show that?

[A]

I don't know. Let's find out. All right, so it looks to be just a run of the mill black customer at a. At a food establishment. I'm sure nothing will go wrong. Nothing makes them more mad than food establishments. That's where all the.

[C]

The.

[A]

The fighting happens.

[C]

Yeah. I'm mad that I don't really recognize what this is. I. I recognize either. I recognize.

[B]

But all you can pour ice cream places, but I don't know.

[C]

No, it looks like.

[A]

Not.

[C]

No, that looks like Asian.

[A]

Oh, my God. It's an Asian place.

[C]

Yeah, it's definitely Asian food.

[A]

And this gigantic black is trying to steal from the Asian place. And the tiny Asian woman has thrown her body in front of the double doors so that this black person cannot leave.

[B]

She's committing.

[A]

Are they stealing the weeds? I don't know what they're stealing, but I don't think that this little lady is gonna have the body mass to stop this.

[C]

They're just gonna steal. Whatever, man. You know what they do? You know what they do at restaurants? The all you can eat restaurants and stuff like that?

[A]

Oh, yeah. Endless shrimping.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. So he's probably trying to steal shrimp.

[A]

Damn. Just throws her out. Oh, no. Oh, she hit him.

[C]

This place is called wasabi, apparently, bro.

[A]

Look at him. Look at him. So the lady's like, what are you doing? So he. He throws the small Asian woman out of the way, walks out outside like it ain't. And then somebody goes, what do you think you're doing? And he goes, you know what? Violence upon you. Violence upon you, man. Oh, that way we'll pull it back, cuz. Look at him.

[C]

He.

[A]

He goes to leave.

[B]

Oh, yeah, he was gonna leave. Now he's gonna confirm.

[A]

He's like, you know what? I think I'll kill you, white woman. That's crazy,

[B]

Bro.

[C]

Do we know where this is?

[A]

I hate. This is the city 100 right this is like New York, it looks like.

[C]

I don't Some. It's some city. I don't know this.

[B]

I.

[A]

He be shrimping out. God damn it. New incumbent said he be shrimping out.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I hate it.

[C]

People, people need to somehow put an end to this.

[B]

What do we do here today?

[A]

There's nothing you can do to put an end to it short of a full scale American occupation by like a European country that's made up of just white people.

[C]

Like, you have to be able to defend your against theft, man.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

But yes, you're right. Yeah. Like, I mean, yeah, you'd have to destroy yourself.

[A]

I think we're. To the extent now where you'd have to destroy America in order to reverse this. It's too ingrained. Not just population wise, but cultural. Like the, the, the, the cultural ingrainment of the ideology of this like leftist sort of, you know, cultural enrichment. Thank God I have spicy food. Kind of an idea is. It's, it's too far. It's.

[C]

Everybody just submitted to, you know, the COVID basically. So.

[A]

Yeah. And also, what are you supposed to do?

[C]

Similar thing.

[A]

Like, everybody's married in. You can't just like go in and say, get rid of all the black people. How many people are just normal folks married with kids, married to white women with kids. You know, they're just doing normal. They're just having jobs and not robbing the local Asian.

[C]

They don't stay married or stay with their kids. What are you talking.

[A]

But there's a couple of them, I imagine, right? I mean, there has to be.

[C]

It's a minority. But there are a few good ones. And those, those are the ones, those are the ones that behave like white people.

[A]

Like, yeah, yeah. If you go. The metric should just be, are you married? Do you have kids? Like, if you're still married and you have kids, like, you can't be baby mama, baby daddy can't do that. You got to be married with kids. Look around. That's a very, very, very, very small percentage. Yeah, people are gonna be disappointed.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to be allowed to go anywhere.

[B]

So here's a, here's a video of an old lady being helivacked from the desert.

[A]

Oh, okay, that's good. She was saved. No, she black.

[B]

No, she's, she's. Well,

[C]

it's a black pile at least.

[B]

Bro, she is spinning violently.

[A]

She is spinning at the same rate as the propellers.

[C]

Yeah, dude, she's not surviving that.

[A]

Oh my God.

[C]

This woman needs medical attention. Oh, let's do this.

[B]

Apparently, she won like a half million dollar lawsuit from this.

[C]

She lives.

[A]

Lower her.

[B]

No, but what are you gonna do? You're gonna lower her. What? Into the ground. She's gonna spin in the ground.

[A]

Go down. Go down anymore.

[B]

You gotta go all the way up.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no.

[B]

Look, look. They almost had her.

[A]

You gotta stop. You gotta go down.

[B]

Nope.

[A]

Howard. F.J. fool says head and feet are holding 95 of her blood.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That is nuts.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

They picked her up for a broken nose.

[A]

Spliffy says that happened for like 20 minutes. 20 minutes from him. Okay, I thought it's broken nose.

[C]

Are you serious?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is it just a broken nose?

[C]

She could just walk.

[A]

Lainey says that is what they're doing to me tomorrow.

[C]

This looks like. It doesn't even look real. It looks like Crouching Hidden.

[A]

That's a real.

[C]

It's a real movie. It's a porn movie. And.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I know about. I know about it. I don't watch these, like, fake ass porn movies. I like my authentic. Yeah, no, but this was freshman year in college. One of the dudes on my floor, one of the basketball players, he's just watching it in his room. Not even jerking off or anything, but just watching that in his room with his door open. I walk by and he's like, dude, check this out. I'm like, what? Like, what do you. He's like, yeah, it's crouching.

[A]

Did you beat him with plastic chairs and

[C]

what? No, no, I. I think I just stood there for a couple of seconds. But it was a scene where a dude, like, threw a chick down on his. On his. Basically, all these people are Asian. And he spun her around, like, violently. Like, it was obviously like, cgi. I'm like, this is insane. I couldn't even do that. By the way, my. I don't know. I can't even gesture right now. My shoulder is, like, really, really messy shoulder. I don't know what. I don't know what I did.

[A]

Been lifting those weights.

[B]

I'll be honest. My shoulders, not enough. I don't know what I did either.

[A]

My goodness. This episode's gonna disappoint a lot of people.

[B]

Yeah, I know. They'll be like, what happened?

[C]

I'm sorry, but this is what you get when you have me on, though.

[A]

The end is written in the book in the pages they foresee despond desperately. When the last trumpet sound in the heaven.