In The Mighty Name of Jesus | NDS Chronicles

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad – "In The Mighty Name of Jesus" | NDS Chronicles

Date: March 23, 2026
Hosts: David L. Corbo ("The Raven") & TopLobsta
Episode Type: Hybrid edition of "Neph 2 America" and "NDS Chronicles"
Theme: Listener paranormal testimonies, supernatural experiences, and the comedic unraveling of spiritual, biblical, and conspiracy topics

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Episode Overview

This episode is a laid-back hybrid blend of "Neph 2 America" and "NDS Chronicles," with David ("The Raven") and TopLobsta riffing on paranormal listener submissions, spiritual warfare, dreams, biblical cosmology, and the comedy gold of not knowing if their listeners are men, women, or something in-between. The tone swings between silly, sincere, and profane as the duo tangles with chat banter, technical difficulties, and the mysterious realm of lucid dreaming and astral experiences—all analyzed through their unique Christian-conspiratorial lens.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Tributes, Gifts, and Listener Shoutouts

Timestamp: 02:17–08:00

• The hosts celebrate recent gifts from listeners (3D printer, cameras, books, stickers, Nettie Awards).

• Banter about listener interaction, giving the podcast a "family" vibe:

  “Hashtag blessed with a lot of stuff.” – TopLobsta [04:11]

• Shout-out to “Schizo Friend” for donations, “Hicks” for plaques, and the unique Romans 12:12 plaque.

• The playful chaos with "Nancy," their show button-masher/cat, adds comic relief.

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2. Cultural Commentary and Rants

Timestamp: 08:00–12:00

• David revisits old “righteous rants”—especially about not caring for multiculturalism or “cultural tourism.”
• TopLobsta pokes at David’s lack of enthusiasm for “culture mixing” and questions about traditional gender roles.

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3. Video Game Chat and Gendered Character Roles

Timestamp: 09:32–11:13

• David bemoans playing as female characters in video games, sparking a recurring joke:

  “I don’t wanna be a girl! … I used to get so upset because some of the cool powers belonged to girls.” – David [10:40]

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4. Paranormal Dream Testimony: The “In The Mighty Name of Jesus” Dream

Timestamp: 12:18–17:32

• David shares a vivid dream involving sleep paralysis, a haunted childhood home, and a possessed baby.

• The only way out, echoing Baptist exorcism traditions, was repeatedly chanting “In the mighty name of Jesus”:

  “In my dream, I start calling out on Jesus, right? But I start doing it in the fashion of, like, a Baptist church... In the mighty name of Jesus over and over…” – David [14:20]

• The hosts dissect the spirituality and comedy in “prayer loop” and "church cadence":

  “It sounds like a cliché. And I’m like, what am I saying?” – David [15:30]

• Sleep paralysis, spiritual resistance, and demons “catching you in a loop” are discussed.

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5. On Prayer Cadence & Gospel Karaoke

Timestamp: 17:32–22:17

• The duo riffs on the repetitive patterns in prayers and church culture (e.g., “Father God” invocations).
• Reflection on the formulaic nature of modern church music:

  “Every Sunday morning, it's a cover band. It's karaoke.” – David [21:47]

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6. Listener Story Deep Dive – Letter from “Lydia Fast”

Timestamp: 24:00–47:09

• Lydia, an artist and metalsmith from a “ghetto” (Indiana), shares a tapestry of paranormal encounters:

  • Protection by a phantom black dog
  • Encounters with shadowy entities and “imps”
  • Angelic interventions and a life-saving “phantom pebble” in her shoe
  • A car crash vision involving a “ghost car”
  • Ongoing tremors and an “astral abduction” (sleep paralysis and out-of-body sensations)
  • Familial generational curses and trauma

• Lydia’s tone is raw, witty, and vivid:

  “I’m a reluctant and failed housewife… an artist with talent on loan from God… hanging out with my porch cats, cussing at the groundhogs and rats.” – Lydia’s email [26:06]

• The hosts poke fun at her punctuation, speculate about her geography, and riff on the “eerie” elements:

  “Was that a ghost car? Ghost car TM. Patent pending.” – David & TopLobsta [32:04]

• The letter’s complexity triggers playful doxing ("She’s from Indiana!"), discussions about medical industry redpills, and gift-giving etiquette.

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7. Live Audience Engagement & Submissions Solicitation

Timestamp: 22:31, 35:44

• The hosts beg for more listener stories:

  “I feel like nobody cares anymore. Nobody wants to say… Nobody gives a—.” – David [22:31]

• Encouragement for folks to send testimonies, including an offer to read a listener’s account of “bipolar schizophrenic episodes where I hear voices talk about Sasquatch.”

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8. Meta Discussion: Gender & Identity of Listener "Atma"

Timestamp: 50:14–127:10 (primary focus: 53:00–127:10)

The Atma Story: Astral Projections, Spiritual Quests, and Internet Schizo Lore

• Atma sends in a massive, 13-page spiritual testimony spanning strict Christianity, spiritual malaise, conspiracy rabbit holes, vegetarian conversion, and deep-dive astral experiences.
• Recurring discussion: Is Atma a man or woman? (Votes are taken in chat—never fully resolved, comedy gold throughout.)

Key Atma Story Segments:

• Paranormal Experiences:

  • Sleep paralysis and “buzzing” before astral travel
  • Rocking technique and “rolling out” of the body
  • Entry into a “hub realm”/spiritual mall—a liminal dream marketplace
  • The “Golden Palace,” flying, symbolic dreams, and encounters with “wizards” and mysterious guiding figures

• Philosophical Insights:

  “God, show me what you want me to see. Give me a message. What am I supposed to do now?” – Atma [98:14]

  • Teaching moments via dream symbolism: e.g., Mother Nature (time) consuming the mortal self, but the soul being eternal.

• Comic Side Notes:

  • Debates over Indian culture, tattoos, and white women’s spiritual dabbling
  • Personal health tangents (“testicle pain” as comic relief), gender role confusion, and the role of chronic pain in dream narratives.

Notable Quotes:

"I was meditating… and a golden orb floated in and materialized into a person… it was some old kindly man just checking on me and letting me know he was still there." – Atma [113:12]

“In the mural there were two figures… one blue male and one white female. The white female began to eat the blue male… Do not be tempted by the appearing nature of the mortal world. Time is eating you.” – Atma [114:37]

• Final Atma Twist:
  • Atma concludes with a story about meeting his stepson in a dream before meeting his future wife:

    "Turns out I had the vision about the time the boy was born. We’re married now… he is my stepson." – Atma [128:38]

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9. Chat Banter, Meta-Commentary, and Paywall Jokes

Timestamp: Recurring

• In-jokes about Patreon, “pores” (pejorative for non-patrons), and playful threats to ban audience members.
• “You don’t make the rules here, Henna Pose!” – TopLobsta [37:31]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• On Prayer in Dreams:

  “In my dream, I start calling out on Jesus … in the mighty name of Jesus over and over again… and in my head I’m going, that’s not how you’re supposed to say it.” – David [14:20]

• On Repetitive Prayer:

  “My dad does a thing when he prays… he says, Father God, and he says, Father God over and over …” – TopLobsta [17:30]

• On Listener Stories:

  “I had freaky deaky encounters and experiences in college… a large black dog appears out of nowhere and escorts me to my dorm’s back stoop at 3am…” – Lydia Fast [27:58]

• On Being Stuck in Dream Realms:

  “Every time you go to sleep, you go to this shit realm where you have to act out a thing, or are you capable of just regular sleepy times?” – David [88:37]

• On Gender Bafflement:

  “Which is not…I don’t think that’s a girl. I don’t think Atma’s a girl. I think I’ve come down off that ledge.” – David [61:34]

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Important Themes & Insights

• Spiritual Warfare in Dreams:
  Sleep paralysis, demonic “loops,” and the struggle to anchor one’s will or intention in the spirit realm.
• Humor as Coping & Analysis:
  The hosts’ willingness to poke fun at themselves, their listeners, and even the mysteries of the supernatural, keeps the tone light even during deeper existential discussions.
• Community, Mystery, and Listener Engagement:
  The show’s lifeblood is audience participation—paranormal confessions, weird dreams, offbeat testimonies, and a genuine camaraderie with listeners.

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Summary Table: Key Segments & Timestamps

| Segment | Topic | Timestamps | |---|---|---| | Gifts, Shoutouts & Tech | Listener gifts, "Nancy", tech upgrades | 02:17–08:00 | | Rant Zone | Multiculturalism, church, gaming, gender roles | 08:00–12:00 | | Video Game Gender Rants | Female avatars, unable to connect | 09:32–11:13 | | “Mighty Name” Dream | Sleep paralysis, exorcism prayer | 12:18–17:32 | | Prayer/Karaoke Culture | Repetition in church, gospel mask | 17:32–22:17 | | Lydia’s Letter | Paranormal testimony, comic riffing | 24:00–47:09 | | Submissions Pitches | Audience story solicitation | 22:31, 35:44 | | Atma’s Epic | Astral/lucid experience, gender debate | 53:00–127:10 | | Chat Banter | Paywall jokes, listener interaction | Recurring throughout |

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Vibe & Closing Thought

David and TopLobsta deliver a comedic, sometimes profound, sometimes juvenile take on the paranormal Christian-conspiracy experience. Their hybrid episode stitches together audience stories, metaphysical debate, and a humorous look at the cosmic drama unfolding in dreams, testimony, and faith. The highlight: the epic “Atma” story that turns the show into both a spiritual mystery and a running joke about online identity in the age of biblical schizo-comedy.

Stay curious. Stay dangerous.

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Transcript

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to a hybrid episode. This is Nefto America/NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony and and give you cultural commentary for the end of days. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. And before we get into this conversation, let's remind everybody where they can find us. It's patreon.com forward slash.

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Go there, give us money.

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You'll gain access to all sorts of stuff. I don't know. What sort of stuff do they get? Oh, I don't know.

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We should. You want to just start making stuff up right now?

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Laser eyes. You can sign up for whatever tier you'd like and maybe there's this. There's a. There's a non zero for somebody chance that you'll get laser eyes.

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Go ahead.

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And I'm so bad with names that I forgot.

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Jonathan Bukowski.

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Jonathan Bukowski.

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That's just the name I made up. I don't know who.

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Yes, Jesse.

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Jesse?

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Jesse.

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Yeah. What about him?

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He's sending me a 3D printer.

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That's so crazy. A 3D printer. We about to be 3D printing in this. It's crazy. And then we'll sit. We'll probably sell those.

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Yeah, I mean, we'll sell them, but I think I should, like, give. Yeah, maybe we. I gotta figure out a way how to make this stuff, like, cost effective and give it at a tier. You know what I'm saying?

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Oh, that'd be dope. You get a little thing at a tier.

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Yeah, maybe if they wanted, they pay just for shipping or something like that.

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You showed me like a model for a Nephilim man. Like our. Our little Nephilim skull logo as a three dimensional man. And I was like, dude, that actually crushes top lobster.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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You can have a shirt.

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You can have this.

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Yeah, you got your nips hanging out. Want to fix that? Buy a shirt. Cover them nips up, baby.

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Shirt.

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Stupid.

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All right, guys. Thank you very much.

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Wow.

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Yeah, I mean, we've been. We've kind of been blessed with.

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Hashtag blessed.

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Hashtag blessed with a lot of stuff.

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Like, hey, we're both showing thigh today too. Look at that thigh cam. Look at this. New.

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Another new camera. Camera. Thanks, Schizo Friend. Basically it's a friend came to hang out, left us a donation. Like, what are we gonna do with this?

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Buy a camera.

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Of course. Bought another camera. That was actually some. One I've been looking at for a while.

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We should name that shot Schizo Friend. Like if there's a label on, it's O cam. Yeah. That was really cool last week we had like a lot of people visit us, a lot of gifts and it was nice. Yeah. Shout out to Hicks who sent a whole bunch of. Including this book.

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Book. Whenever it comes back on me.

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Nancy, please. Nancy.

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Nancy, Nancy, Nancy. Thank you. From Benetton. You know, last week. Last week, Nancy. Nancy started the stream.

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Yeah.

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And then ended the stream.

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Yeah.

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All like on her own doing. It was crazy. The people were upset about it. And I was just like, I don't

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know what to say.

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I don't know what to do. It's like your kid has disobeyed you.

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Yeah.

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And now you got to figure out how to discipline him. Her.

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We've gotten to the point where we've withdrawn, withdrew, withheld, withheld, multiple multitudes of. Of cat food cans from her. And she's lashing out and she. Well, I don't know what's going on. It's like you keep doing a thing and. And she keeps displaying that behavior. I don't know at what point she's going to Course correct or. Or maybe the. Maybe the starvation is what's causing it?

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Yeah, it could. It could be malnutrition. It could be that you're being nasty.

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Yeah. So she goes through these waves of just being nasty. Comes in, does whatever she wants, presses whatever button she wants. I don't know. I'm looking for new ways to repriman. In fact, chat, if you have any suggestions. We're looking for new ways to reprimand Nancy. So we like to crowdsource that.

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I actually like that she. Well, she did put a new button here for us. Yeah, let's hit it. Where is it? Here we go.

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That.

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That's the button that we play when we talk about child pedophilia.

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Yeah. Wait, is that what we're doing now? You know, so the reason that we. The reason that we are doing a hybrid episode is because you psychos don't send us stuff.

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We. We have so much.

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Oh, yeah, that's right. We have

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Neti Awards from Subliminal messenger and Amon Rat.

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I'm unsure of what an A Nettie is, but I. I now have one.

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I got one for Most Memorable Beef.

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Yeah.

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And I asked him which one, and they couldn't answer. So I guess it wasn't that memorable.

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I didn't ask him. I got one for 2025's Nettie Awards for. Right. Righteous Rant. And I also don't know which one.

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They love me. They really love me.

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Guys. N Towers in the chat for any awards. And it also. Netty Awards. And it also came with some. I got a nice little. I don't know if you can see it.

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Stickers.

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Shot number six, please, please.

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Shot six.

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Is it this one right here? Bow.

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There we go.

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All right, whatever. It's not that one.

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That one right there.

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And you can see right there. There's our little Year of the Horse sticker from Subliminal Messenger. Name and Rat as well. We got a bunch of fun stuff. I have an additional Year of the Horse.

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We got these gay plaques from Hicks.

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Oh, yeah. I actually really like these.

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I knocked them down.

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Okay. I can't figure.

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Yeah.

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Oh, Raven versus Dayquil.

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Geez.

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That's.

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That was Raven versus Dayquil.

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I don't know if that was much of a. That was not a rant.

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Like all black people.

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Me versus all black people? At what cost? Everything. It costs everything. This is nice. This came from Hicks. This is a little thing. It says Romans 12:12. Rejoice in hope. Be patient in tribulation. Be constant in prayer. I think that's nice and adorable. It is a little Bit Live, laugh, love. It is live, laugh, love, gonna live. Laugh, love, gonna live. But thank you, Hicks. I appreciate that, too. The. I don't give a rant, man. I don't. I don't remember which one that. That is. I don't know. That probably is a timeline cleanse thing

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was, did it have anything to do with Timothy Alvarino? Because I. I vaguely remember. I don't give a. I don't give

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a. I don't know what it was. And you were going off, you know,

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before you were, like, baptized.

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Probably a lot changed. Yeah. After the baptism, he went soft on us.

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I mean, let's talk.

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There's a lot of things that I. I have to quantify, you know? I'm like, if I'm gonna be very serious about. Oh, that was Qbert for sending that in tlc. Okay, so it was a TLC rant. I. I don't care about multiculturism. Oh, I remember that rant. It was about me. You know what it is? Because you know how women. Well, it's not just women, but a lot of people, they'll say things like, well, I just really love the culture. You know what I mean? Like, I just want to go to India, because I just love the culture. And it was all about how I. I just don't give a. Anymore. I don't give a. About culture mixing. I don't give a. About the food. I don't give a. About the way you dress or your architecture or anything like that. I don't care.

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David doesn't get moved on. Like the Jews. I'm like, hey, guess what? The Jews started World War iii. He's like, hey, man, what is live laugh love?

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Live laugh love. Gonna live laugh love.

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Yeah, yeah. And then I go, hey, what do you think about woman in male. Male work roles? And he's like, let me tell you something. Well, women in male work worlds, that really gets my gears.

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Here's something that I. I do because I've been trying to. My wife, she got me the PlayStation 5.

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Oh, for Christmas.

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Yeah, for Christmas.

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Why you didn't come to TP Linda's house, Right?

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That's right. So I played God of War, and I beat that. And then I just kind of been, like, chilling because, you know, I don't know much about video games anymore. And then I. I did download by. I don't know if there's any Call of Duty. I don't know which. Which one.

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Oh, that's right. Seven CDs anymore, right?

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No, you don't need CDs anymore.

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Wow.

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It doesn't actually have a slot for a CD at all.

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Like there's nothing. Yeah.

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But I've been playing Call of Duty 7.

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How do you play your DVD?

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I don't. I don't. What is DVDs? Find me. You can find me on call of duty 7. This is probably a silly thing to do, but I imagine somebody out there plays Call of Duty.

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What's your name?

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It's Raven. Nds. Okay. There's no. There's no missing. I did that just. But I've been looking for good games to play and somebody. You know, a lot of people are posting about Expedition 33 and I hear that it's good sounds.

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Sounds a cultish a little.

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Probably. I don't really know what it's about, but I think you have to be a girl. This is just on the idea of like women in. In men's roles.

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Yeah, Yeah.

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I can't. I simply cannot play a video game if I got to be a girl. It's not happening. I don't care. It's a highly rated game.

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Like Tomb Raider. Didn't like it.

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No, no. Now I don't want to be a girl. I don't want to be a girl. You know what I'm saying? Like, I used to get mad. I used to play Borderlands.

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Dallas Spitfire. Could you just take that? Well, I don't want to be a girl. I don't want to be a girl. Can we make like a AI song out of that? That would be.

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I don't. I don't want. I don't want that. You know what I mean? I just, you know. So what game, for example? Borderlands. Borderlands is a cool game and it had a little multiplayer thing and each character had like a unique set of powers or skills. And I used to get so upset because some of the cool powers and skills belong to girls.

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Yeah.

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And I was like, guess I'll never experience that.

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Childbirth.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to show the people some of the 3D models that I've been working up.

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Sure. I had any interest, by the way. I had. We got to get into it. I had a dream last night.

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Oh, Borderlands 4 is good. I saw a bunch of complaints about it and so I. I didn't. I didn't get it. So. So my dream. My dream last night was a weird night. I stayed up a little bit late playing. Playing Call of Duty. I typically don't stay. I just downloaded yesterday. I was like, I'll try to play this very frustrating game when you suck and everybody just kills you in two seconds. And I almost don't understand the allure, but. So I get to bed late and I'm laying there. Every single time I fall asleep, something happens.

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I like game or.

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No, no, in real life, I'll doze off and then, like, my jaw will like, pop open. Like, you know, I'll get relaxed and my jaw will fall open. Or, or. Or arc raiders, maybe. I'll write that down. Or I'll snore a little bit, right? So I'll wake up to, like. And I'm like, oh, that was me. There's also other things, like noises. Like maybe in my sleep, as soon as I drift off, I'm like, talking. Maybe it's not like. It's not like, spooky at all.

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You talk in your dreams and you sleep?

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No, not often. But last night, every single time I fell asleep, we're talking like upwards of 10 times, dude. It was exhausting. I'd fall asleep and I'd be like. And I open my eyes, like, what the was that? You know? And so the other thing that started happening was I got this. This sense that shit, man. I also keep trying to get sucked into paralysis.

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Oh, you feel? You're feeling.

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I can feel it happening every time I fall asleep. No matter which position I change to, I fucking do the different. And it just keeps happening. And I'm getting stressed out. Eventually I do fall asleep and I do fall into paralysis. And wouldn't you know it sucked back into my old childhood home right now, right off the bat, that's. I'm like, oh, shit. And I've got this little baby girl wrapped in a white blanket and I'm in, like, a haunted bedroom that might be my grandmother's old bedroom. And there is, like, something very spooky going on. And the curtains are flapping, and everything's almost in, like, black and white. And, you know, this. The. The room is dark, and the only light is coming from the window. And I can feel all of this, like, really negative energy. And this is actually. This is actually kind of funny. In my dream, I start calling out on Jesus, right? But I start doing it in the fashion of, like, a Baptist church. Like, I go, in the mighty name of Jesus over and over again in the mighty name of Jesus. And I'm like. In my head, I'm going, that's not how you're supposed to say it. Like, focus. What are we trying to say? Stop. Just saying the mighty name of Jesus. And I'm trying to lock in. And everything's all. And by the way, the baby possessed, like, the baby's eyes are rolling in the back of its head and. And everything's going crazy. And I'm just standing there as this poltergeist activity is taking place.

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You ever seen this. This video here with the ostrich?

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Oh, my God, it looks like a black church. Yeah, No, but that's exactly. And I. And I kept feeling like, this is stupid. This is so stupid. Like, stop just saying this thing. That sounds.

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I don't know, like a cliche, right?

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It sounds like a cliche. And I'm like, what am I saying? I'm trying to call upon the name of Jesus, David. And I couldn't lock in. I'm just, like, in the mind. And I got this baby and its eyes. Balls are tweaking in the back of its head. And. And everything's poltergeist activity. And I'm standing on a bed and I'm going, in the mighty name of Jesus. And I like. I'm like, dude, what the. But it was so creepy, dog. Who the hell said I'm built like an ostrich? That's crazy. Oh, my God. It's very disrespectful in the reference. Yeah, dude, it was. It was really weird. It was really weird. So I gotta give it to the

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demons on this one.

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Caught me in a loop, bro.

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This is how. Okay, demons, you paying attention?

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Yeah, if you want to get me,

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this is how you get us. Because you get me with this, too. 100 every time.

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What the. The loop. Oh.

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If.

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If that happened, I didn't know what was happening. I couldn't focus. I was like, literally, like, everything and the baby, by the way, is like. Like its eyes are rolling in the back of its head and it's like. And it's a little baby girl. I remember that. And I'm just trying to deal with this poltergeist activity.

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It was so weird, man.

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It was so weird. So I woke up after that, and I was sufficiently creeped out, I had to, like, scroll through my phone for a while and in order to. You know what I mean? When I was a kid, I used to watch Shrek. Like, if I got creeped out, I would put Shrek on tv and I would watch it because it's just something about. Something about Shrek and the karaoke party. Dance. Karaoke party would just soothe me, you know? So I had to do that if I was. If I was creeped out. But yeah, man, it was. It was weird because it was, like, unavoidable last night.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Couldn't, like I said, like, upwards of 10 times, every time I went to sleep, some weird was happening.

[B]

It's probably like, that. We can't make him scared, but we could make him confused, frustrated.

[C]

Like. Like, I'm just trying to be like, what am I trying to say about the mighty name of Jes. Just like, I couldn't. It's so weird to have the treble in my voice, too, and to be saying, like, the mighty name of J. It was very strange.

[B]

My dad does a thing when he prays, and I try not to do it.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

He prays. He says, father God, and he asked, like, I just asked that you bless his food, Father God.

[C]

Oh, he says, father God, over and

[B]

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[C]

It's like, church, can you say Father God?

[B]

Can you say Father God right now? Church, turn to your neighbor. Give him a.

[C]

Kiss him on the arm. Say, father God. Can you bless his food right now?

[B]

Put your finger in his butthole. Say Father.

[C]

Dude, I. But I. I hear, like, I try to avoid that cadence. I. I was. I have an. Of some family who are messianic Jews. And they will say that a lot. Like, no way. They'll keep bringing it back to Father God, you know, Lord, my Lord, Lord Jesus Christ, like, over and over again. They'll. They'll repeat it, like a little bit of a cadence. And now I think it's kind of eked into my dreams. I mean, not my dreams, my prayers. The way that I pray is I always. I take it very literal, right? Like, Jesus is the way to the father.

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So I pray to God the father, in the name of Jesus Christ. And then when I close it, I say, you know, you know, in the name of Jesus Christ, amen. It's kind of like over. You know what I mean? Like when you have a walkie talkie.

[B]

Over and out.

[C]

Yeah, over and out. Like I let them know, like I'm done.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then sometimes if I forget something and I gotta pray again, I'm uncertain if I should go. Do I have to start this over in the name of Jesus Christ? Like the thing.

[B]

No, you shut the line. Stupid.

[C]

Right? So you got to start it over again.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You got to be like, by the way, God, in the name of Jesus Christ, Father God, in the name of Jesus Christ, I better ask you to

[B]

forgive me for my sins because I probably sinned in the three seconds.

[C]

Probably. And so I. It's. But I do think that that's the way you're supposed to do it, right? Or else I wouldn't do it that way. I think the way to the Father is through the son. The mighty name of Jesus. I don't know. In his mighty name. I. I had a dream once too, that. That I was praying. Remember when we were gonna go to Space Wolf Ranch or whatever the. It was like, we had that little idea that we were gonna go to something adjacent to Skinwalker Ranch.

[B]

I think we didn't. Everybody got like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

So I had that dream where, like, I was. I was praying the blood of Christ over the whole situation.

[B]

Qui. Gon saying, I do that every night too. Yeah, that's.

[C]

That's. I. That's like, the way that I understand it.

[B]

One more thing.

[C]

No, I don't do that.

[B]

No, dude.

[C]

In the mighty name of Jesus.

[B]

That's a prayer for tomorrow.

[C]

Yeah. Well, you gotta, I guess, pick up the line again. I don't know how it works, but I remember that night I prayed in my dream the blood of Christ over the whole situation. There's just certain things I don't say. I don't say in my waking life. Plead the blood of Christ over. Over a thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I don't say in the mighty name of Jesus. I just don't say that.

[B]

It's a good song.

[C]

You ever heard the song In Mighty Name of Jesus? Yeah. Yeah. No.

[B]

It's a fun song. I like it.

[C]

I've been going back and forth. I keep hearing gospel music on the radio that they sing in church. And every time I hear it now, I'm like. There's just, like, layers of disillusioned, you know what I mean?

[B]

Where I'm, like, peeling the mask back

[C]

because I've gotten to the point now where, like, I've heard every song.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

That I'm gonna hear. And then I realized, like, this is karaoke night. Like, this is cover band. Every. Every Sunday morning, it's a cover band. It's karaoke.

[B]

And.

[C]

And it's not lost on me that the Villages loves cover bands and karaoke.

[B]

Oh, I see what you're saying. So you know what I mean?

[C]

It just has this vibe.

[B]

Like in the square, almost. Yeah.

[C]

And I'm like, this is weird, man. Like, this is weird. I go to this place and we do a little karaoke.

[B]

They should really write their own songs.

[C]

That'd be dope.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

In the mighty name of Jesus. My name was Jesus. I could do like, that ostrich holding the baby. Let's, let's. I don't know what that baby was. We're gonna get into a couple of.

[B]

I wanted to show the chat real quick.

[C]

Okay. Show them. By the way, when you guys decide that. That we're worth sending your submissions to chroniclesndsgmail.com. send us. Send us some stuff so that's we have something to read. I feel like nobody cares anymore. Nobody wants to say. Nobody gives a. Huh.

[B]

Here's some of the things that I have. I'm. I'm gonna be working on.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

With the 3D print.

[C]

Oh, that's gonna be so cool.

[B]

Yeah. So these are like, models that I'm fleshing out.

[C]

You guys know what that's from? A few coveted people. Know what that's from?

[B]

Yeah. This is the Bohemian Grove card. I actually have mine right here.

[C]

Yeah, I got mine stuck to the wall.

[B]

Yeah, this one here.

[C]

Very nice.

[B]

So wild.

[C]

That's so great.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. So these are 3D, like, proposed 3D models, which I can render. Yeah, There are apps that you can render these pretty easily and then have to smooth them out. This one here, I don't know. I'm going to put the bones on the head. This is just like a AI kind of thing.

[C]

But, dude, how cool would that be? I would love to have that little figure.

[B]

Yeah, this right here, like hard R. I can do these as like standable models.

[C]

That'd be dope.

[B]

Really sick.

[C]

Wait a second. Yeah, wait.

[B]

I don't know if I could do these. This one here, for sure. You can do like perfect red heifer baby. And then this is like a desk weight.

[C]

I love that. I love that. It's so cool looking. Can you make a nephilim egg? If you made. It's just. It would be an egg.

[B]

Yeah, it's basically an egg.

[C]

Like an egg shape with bone messenger.

[B]

And, you know, because of the bones.

[C]

You can tell from the bones. I gotta sneeze. It's not gonna come out. Hold on. It's not going to come out. So we have. We have a couple of submissions because you guys suck and nobody wants to send us submissions. This is from Lydia Fast. I don't even. I haven't looked at this, you know, because Nancy's supposed to look at this and she's just been MIA ever since we stopped feeding her. So who knows? This could be about nothing. But I'm gonna read it.

[B]

You send it to me. I don't have it.

[C]

No, no. It's starred in the Chronicles email. Like, if you go to the Chronicles email and just scroll down, it'll see it's starred. It's from Lydia Lydia. I shouldn't say her last name. I think I already did.

[B]

You did. It's fast. That's all right.

[C]

Consider yourself docs, Lydia. All right, I'm. I'm gonna start reading.

[B]

This is.

[C]

Dear Top and David. I just enjoyed your Gremlins and hybrid Eagle Men episode. Top, you said you wanted to hear from listeners. I've only once recently reached out to a podcast. Vicki Joy, I previously thought of telling y' all how much I enjoy your program. I like when people call it a program.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Because that's what we're doing to you.

[B]

It's kind of like a program like that. We do it every day.

[C]

Yeah. Every so often at an unreliable hour.

[B]

Yeah. One o' clock maybe.

[C]

And I would say we are a programming you.

[B]

I like when they call you David and me Top. Yeah.

[C]

Sometimes that's the thing that Matt does where he calls me Raven, like, consistently. He did. I don't think he's ever called me David.

[B]

Yeah, I'm like, do you know his name?

[C]

And he knows. He.

[B]

He does, right?

[C]

Yeah, he just calls me David over and over again. Very strange. So what is. I was very. I enjoy your program and eagerly look forward to it. Oh, well, thank you. Even though I am old enough to be your mother. Oh, that's.

[B]

How old is you?

[C]

How old is you? You old? No, I'm just playing, though. Here in the ghetto. One could be a mother at 13, so. All right. I have to admit, you're very well punctuated. And. And so she lives in the ghetto. In the ghetto.

[B]

She has good punctuation.

[C]

Yeah, quite.

[B]

She could be our mom.

[C]

All right.

[B]

And she listens to the pro. She calls it a program.

[C]

That's nice.

[B]

I put her at about 50. At about 50s.

[C]

At about 50 would be fair. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Maybe I'm just working through trauma and hence feel comfortable chatting through this beast track and trace plate platform of a couple of. To a couple of savvy salty fellows.

[B]

What does that mean?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

Now I'm Savvy Salty. Savvy Salt. I'm not. I guess I'm salty Savvy. You're so whatever. Keep reading.

[C]

Savvy Salty. Okay.

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Even though I should be working.

[C]

Even though I should be working. Here goes the whole lot of vomit. Oh, you're doing this on the clock. Let's go.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Big fan of that. I'm reluctant. I'm a reluctant and failed housewife. Good God. An artist with talent on loan from God. A metalsmith and milliner. You. So you're Working a milliner like a. Like a machinist. That's interesting. And I'm mercifully redeemed and preserved by Christ. I live in a ghetto with the year near, year long serenade of gunfire. Good God. What? Hanging out with my porch cats, cussing at the groundhogs and rats. Growing organic veggies with some ready lead on the hip, man. Where are you at now?

[B]

I'm trying to figure out where you're at. I don't know. It's a ghetto. But you can carry and you can grow food.

[C]

Yeah. And has a gun. And groundhogs. Yeah, well, groundhogs, you know, that's. That's pretty common everywhere, right?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

We're trying to dox you. Not only by name, but geographically. All right.

[B]

Yeah, we're trying to figure we're gonna do this.

[C]

You never know when your neighbor who's tripping on God knows what will kick in your door claiming he's God. Wow. I have an immense luxury of listening to podcasts while I cook and do my work.

[B]

What are you cooking?

[C]

What you cooking? Huh? Crack.

[B]

Crack.

[C]

I've had some freaky deaky encounters and experiences, especially in college. Hey, no, it's not that kind of podcast, ma'. Am. Don't tell us about your freaky deaky college encounters. That's crazy. The 80s and early 90s, I had a large black dog appear out of nowhere and escort me to my dorm's back stoop at 3am Damn freaky deaky experiences with a large black dog. On my way back from the usual late night of producing artwork, some guys in a car had been harassing me and this dog comes up to me, walked in front of me as if knowing where I was headed, waited for me to get into the dorm and then left. That's fascinating. I had windows, blinds rattle on a closed window. Window blinds rattle on a closed window whilst reading a Frank Peretti novel. Don't flex on us with your knowledge of reading what you're reading. And look at you, all high and mighty. I dated someone I shouldn't have. Who of us hasn't? He had entities attached to him. I saw them and experienced them. Rather terrifying. He's still a fucked up mess and I pray for his redemption. One was a shadowy entity which I saw astrally from another room. The other was like an imp. Oh, like a little goblin type character almost, which breathed on me and prompted things to be done to me which I won't discuss. Oh. It was a hideous short creature with long Pointed ears and sharp teeth. Very dark in color. I don't. Well, that's unfortunate. An imp. Maybe we could pull up a picture. See if you can find a picture of an imp. This would be a great time to show the audience a picture of an imp.

[B]

Like a person imp, I think like a mythical imp. I just wrote imp and it came. Imp Awards. Now I'm clicking on that.

[C]

Don't click on the Imp Awards.

[B]

It's just a guy. That's Tyrion Lannister. Oh, imp. What does that mean?

[C]

Like a little creature? Like, it's like a little pointy guy. He's pointy in the nose, pointy in the ears. Oh, cool. We got him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[B]

Oh, so they have wings.

[C]

Little demonic piece of.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, okay, I see what you mean. Like a little flying cherubim. Little. Yeah, evil one.

[C]

Little evil bitch. Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I've had a couple of angelic interventions. Other than the black Dog. I had a pebble in my shoe while sitting.

[B]

This is where we're at.

[C]

Find meaning in everything.

[B]

That's what we're doing, guys.

[C]

I had a pebble in my shoe whilst sitting at a light which turned green, and as no one was behind me, I bent down to shake the pebble from my shoe. A semi truck blew through his red light while I was bent over and there was no pebble to fall out of my shoe. Two years ago, I was in a very bad car accident. I had a momentary mental zone out and sense of disorientation. My car drifted left. I tried to correct it, but I couldn't. My car fishtailed, spun and rolled. The car was totaled, of course. I had a cracked rib, whiplash, and a minor concussion. Through all of that, God had my I'm totally blind glasses folded neatly on the dashboard where I could reach them. The really freaky part, though, is that the person from whom that car had. Whoa, wait a second. Okay. The really freaky part, though, is the. That the person from whom that car came had died of a heart attack on the golf course that morning. Wait, what? I don't know what to do with that other than think there was an attachment to the car.

[B]

Wait up. So somebody that owned the car died that morning, but someone else was driving it, I assume.

[C]

I don't know. And then she goes on to say. Know what I mean, jelly bean?

[B]

No, I don't know what the you're talking about. I got no clue, actually.

[C]

I mean, I'll admit I don't know what you mean. Was that a ghost Car.

[B]

Ghost Car.

[C]

Ghost Car.

[B]

Tm. Patent pending.

[C]

Ghost Car. All right.

[B]

Ghost Car is a cool name for a show.

[C]

It is.

[B]

I like it. Would you guys be fans of this show if we called it Ghost Car instead?

[C]

No.

[B]

Why not? It's not as good if it's almost 30 minutes. What are we doing?

[C]

Feeling. Feeling. Feeling gross. Feeling nasty. Feeling like we have the eyes of countless unwashed masses.

[B]

Let me finish the story.

[C]

All right, fine. We'll finish the story and then we'll kick these disgusting people out. What's up fools?

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Oh, she's from Indiana.

[C]

Know what I mean jelly bean?

[B]

She's from Indiana.

[C]

Hey hey.

[B]

Let's dance.

[C]

Just a year ago, almost to the day, slash weeks, week perhaps, perhaps. I believe I had an astral abduction. Per Vicky Joy's input.

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What do you.

[C]

What would you. What do you mean Astral.

[B]

What do you mean by astral?

[C]

What do you mean astral?

[B]

Kick your astral.

[C]

Kick you in your astral.

[B]

Look at. Look at the. Look at this. Pour.

[C]

Don't kick the pores out. That's not the way you spell pores. Henna pose. You silly, uneducated, poor.

[B]

It's very sad, all right.

[C]

Very sad.

[B]

Had a dream.

[C]

Where is it? Had a dream. Too loud?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Man, that noise felt like it. It astral projected me.

[B]

I saw you.

[C]

I had an incredibly vivid dream. But it wasn't a moving picture dream, just a snapshot picture dream. I was viewing myself from the bedroom door. I was elevated high above my bed in a bit arced back, a bit arched back. My back was arched. Ah. And the room was filled with light and the colors were very vivid. We have black shades, by the way, because hubs is a second shift. Okay.

[B]

Blackout shade.

[C]

Yeah, I get it.

[B]

The thick ones. We got some blackout shades right here.

[C]

But we also have a door and no natural light.

[B]

A few days later, I started to experience internal tremors which continue to persist. A year later, 24. 7. It feels like when you're sitting in your idling vehicle.

[C]

Hold on a second. Henna pose says, should I submit my story about my bipolar schizophrenic episodes where I hear voices, talk about Sasquatch?

[B]

If you do it right now, we'll read it.

[C]

Hell yeah, dog.

[B]

Of course. Send it to the email right now. We'll read it. Of course.

[C]

You should do that. Henna pose.

[B]

Is it written up already? Do you have it?

[C]

Of course you should do that.

[B]

Yeah. Wherever she's at, where's our email?

[C]

Do that. Hannah Chronicles. NDS gmail.com.

[B]

if you send it right now, we will read. I swear to you.

[C]

Well, there's no way she'd be able to type fast enough. We're gonna boot these pores out.

[B]

But that's true. Yeah.

[C]

That's a fascinating conglomeration of words. A multitude of words.

[B]

That's really all it takes to get us. Okay, so here we go. Feels like when you're idling your vehicle, sometimes it's really bad. It's really bad and causes headaches. I have suffered with sleep paralysis in the past. I thought about contacting La Marzulli, but I don't know that it will solve anything. Huh. I don't know what he can do for you.

[C]

No. And the only person that could do anything for you is Jesus Christ.

[B]

In my name.

[C]

In the mighty name of Jesus. That's so funny. That's so Strange, dude. It happened over and over and over again. It's very.

[B]

Because it's like these. These.

[C]

I don't know why I was talking like that.

[B]

These entities are tricksters. Yeah. And clowns.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And to be honest, sometimes shit's funny.

[C]

It's funny as hell. This baby is he, like, a regular

[B]

Christian person will be like, don't say that. That's funny. Don't laugh at that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's like.

[C]

But it was very funny.

[B]

It was.

[C]

It was very funny. I felt like. Like there's that guy in our church when he does the. The, you know, the announcements and. And he's like, you know, I believe that God will send a mighty healing upon the church. Why are you talking like a ghost?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Why are you doing ghost talk?

[B]

Yeah, you're doing ghost talk.

[C]

That's what I was doing. In my mighty name of Jesus.

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Hashtag ghost car. Patent pending.

[C]

See?

[B]

Let's see what she said. Did you say anything to us?

[C]

Yeah. Where's. Where's Henna Pose? If I do, you guys have to keep the pores on for that episode. No, you don't make the rules here. Henna Pose.

[B]

The boys could watch it later.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

As a matter of fact, you're out of here.

[C]

I'm just gonna have Chatgpt. Make up a story about talking to sad or whatever, being schizophrenic and talking to SAS guys.

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Listen, you could join the Patreon. Seriously, right now, for free. Seven days for free. And then cancel.

[C]

That's true. Yeah, do that. How about that?

[B]

And we'll see you later. Bye.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

The hell out of here. It's not nice.

[C]

I got gas.

[B]

You're gas.

[C]

I'm a little gassy, yeah. Why? You're gassy.

[B]

Are you always gassy, or are you just gassy on the days we don't have gas?

[C]

I do have beef. I be having farts. And even when we have guests, you know, most of the time, I'm just holding forts.

[B]

My whole life is a held fart.

[C]

Yeah. I feel like I'm actually a really great podcaster because, you know, I should be distracted by the amount of farts

[B]

that I'd be holding, but I'm not keeping them in.

[C]

Keeping them in, But I'm still locked in. I'm still, you know, talking and asking questions and.

[B]

And like that and not farting. Yeah.

[C]

So there you go. All right. Where the hell were we? You got it.

[B]

Hubs was in the army. Ca. And cams. I don't know what that means. Cams. Maybe somebody in the chat. No, ca is capital and lowercase M. I don't know what the that means. Apostrophe S mid-80s. I don't know any of the stuff this lady's talking about, to be honest. I'm just doing my best to read the letters here.

[C]

Her dad served in Korea.

[B]

Her dad served in Korea. My mom's dad was in Oklahoma City. Was it Oklahoma? Choctaw. Is that like an Indian? Ew. I've got family in Israel.

[C]

Boo.

[B]

Love the fam, but I'm not a Z. Yeah, I know what's going down. She says, I've got no idea what ancestral familial curses or attachments there may be.

[C]

Yeah, that's a good question to ask yourself.

[B]

Mom was. Maybe she should talk to Jesus.

[C]

The mighty name of Jesus.

[B]

Talk to Laura Baker. She might be able to help you.

[C]

Hell yeah, dog.

[B]

Yeah. Mom was. Slash is a narcissist who basically destroyed the family.

[C]

Shout out Mom.

[B]

Shout out Mom. I'm dealing with all of that dredged up this past year because we had to move her to assisted living and sort sell her house anyway. Sometimes one starts connecting dots, or at least trying to connect them to recognize the patterns of a lifetime of weirdness and God's gracious interventions. Aren't we all?

[C]

Amen, Lydia.

[B]

I grew up in and worked around the medical industry, which served to be the most enlightening when this. When the stupid started in 2020. Yeah, connecting those dots. God's taken me on such an exciting journey of rabbit holes and trails and discovery. I'm grateful for it all, as exhausting as it is. I'm also. I am so exhausted. Yeah. You know, we had another person come in. I don't know if I say his name. A flat earth. Grappler is his name on Twitter.

[C]

Oh, yeah, Shout out to him. He brought me Pokemon cards, by the way.

[B]

Yeah, he bought Pokemon cards.

[C]

Let me show off these Pokemon cards. Go ahead, keep talking.

[B]

No, he came in and he came in with his family at 4K.

[C]

His wife.

[B]

His wife.

[C]

His wife. Wrong one. Wrong one. Man, you gotta figure out these damn buttons, dog. His wife, Pokemon cards. I think I got something good right here on this one. And Inteleon. Look at that. And Empoleon.

[B]

Got those cars.

[C]

Look at how shiny they are.

[B]

Damn.

[C]

Thank you. Flat F. Grappler. Grapple. Grappler.

[B]

No, you say same story, 2020.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Crazy. Waking up to what's going on. Apparently his wife woke him up first. He was not as woke as his wife.

[C]

Oh, his wife Was on it. And he. He was. He was not on it.

[B]

Yeah, but then he got on it.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And he got on it harder. And his wife was like, I don't care about this show. Why'd you bring me here?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And he was.

[C]

Why did you buy Pokemon cards for this adult man?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Well, he got something for it. I gave him. I gave him our Nephilim Death squad sign. So, like, you know.

[C]

Yeah, that's pretty cool, actually. You got a Nephilim Death squad sign, which is dope as.

[B]

Yeah. If you come here, you probably won't get one.

[C]

No. Because we don't have much. Yeah, don't. Don't do that. That's what we should do, though, is print out a bunch of little things. Did. Well, you get Matt Coin?

[B]

Yeah, we could. He threw them out.

[C]

Matt threw out the Matt Coin?

[B]

Have you seen them?

[C]

No, they're. I think I put him in the drawer because I was afraid of People were taking them.

[B]

He's not in the drawer. All right. I'm grateful I found your podcast, and I hope to continue to grow and be blessed.

[C]

Me, too, Douglas.

[B]

I hope Mr. Albarino can recognize what the. You don't reconcile with us that.

[C]

No.

[B]

Let's go to today's news. Back in today's news, more happened. We just got more confirmation.

[C]

Oh, yes. Stop it.

[B]

Yeah. Look, another guy. Another guy that got. They got a text. That's not nice. Ben from End of the World News Podcast.

[C]

Who is this guy? John Dutolte.

[B]

John Dutoy. He got that toy dad. Oh, John do toy dad.

[C]

He said something interesting. Well, yeah, I guess. Go to.

[B]

This original post wasn't interesting, really. He was just like, the Nephilim.

[C]

I'm not gonna lie. I read up to there, it's a hybrid creature.

[B]

Like, you know, right there.

[C]

Right there. That's what I read up to, the hybrid creature part. And I was like.

[B]

And then David goes. He just goes, hey, dude, you want to talk about it?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And the guy goes, actually, I seen the way you guys treated Timothy Albarino. And I'm like, whatever. I. David goes, fair enough. I go, no, not fair enough.

[C]

This guy.

[B]

You too? It's just. It's.

[C]

It's.

[B]

It's.

[C]

It's.

[B]

It's staggering to me. I'm like, yeah, we have had over 300 guests on probably close to 300 guests.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's like the. We had a problem with this guy.

[C]

Oh. You know, and everyone's like, he's scared. He's scared dog.

[B]

Oh, yeah. He's scared.

[C]

He's like, what if they. What if they.

[B]

What if they say.

[C]

What if they dress like me?

[B]

What if they. What if they question my Boomer antics?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

That would have been a disaster.

[C]

Well, I mean, you know, we've had boomers on the show before.

[B]

Yeah, we do. Well, listen, we treat everybody fine.

[C]

Everybody gets treated respectfully.

[B]

Oh, we do have, like, links and. Sorry.

[C]

Let's finish, finish, finish. Lydia.

[B]

Yeah. I hope you can reconcile with Albarino. I don't think that's in the cards. I don't think that's in the Pokemon card. Maybe if he bought us Pokemon.

[C]

If he bought. Well, no, it'd have to be now. Look, if you got. And I appreciate Flat Earth Grappler, but. But if you're gonna bring me Pokemon cards, they got to be the original 150. And to be perfectly honest, I'm only missing nine from the complete set.

[B]

How many?

[C]

Nine.

[B]

That's weird.

[C]

Nine. Nine. Yeah, just nine of them. I don't know if that's weird. I think I'm missing like a. Maybe like a Chansey Hitmonlee. Maybe a couple of the burbs. Legendary burbs.

[B]

Articuno.

[C]

I got an Articuno, but I need holographic. There's a lot of holographics that I'm missing.

[B]

Holographic right there.

[C]

But, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because I don't know what. I don't know what. These are the ones I showed you. I like them. They're all shiny and. But I. I gotta be honest. I don't know anything.

[B]

Looks like a tree.

[C]

Is it actually a salamander?

[B]

Oh. All right. I mean, they're nice.

[C]

We're not good at animals.

[B]

We're doing the 150.

[C]

All right. So, you know, thank you. And Flat Earth Grappler. I really appreciate the. Out of it, but I'm just saying. I don't know. I'm gonna be perfectly honest. I don't know what these things is.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

All right, Finish, Lydia. Dude, come on.

[B]

I hope you guys can reconcile with Albarino.

[C]

Stuck in the loop.

[B]

All right.

[C]

In a loop.

[B]

I love his book, really enjoy his discussions as well. Yeah, it's a shame that the. Hey, hey, yell Halo.

[C]

Halel.

[B]

Halo can manage to throw sand in the gears when we need the oil of God's spirit. I don't know what that means.

[C]

The halel. Yeah, I'll look it up.

[B]

Yeah, let's. Let's look that up.

[C]

Define

[B]

as a gal old enough to be Your mother, I'd say. David, don't go poking bears that might not understand your brand of humor.

[C]

I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Stop. Okay means the shining one morning star or light bearer. So the. The devil.

[B]

The devil be wise as serpents and harmless as doves. Otherwise carry that whip proudly. That's right, Kachow. You can see my canceled white ghetto ass on Insta. Oh, there's a. Okay, so I feel like maybe we should not. Not on.

[C]

Not Instagram, Doctor.

[B]

I'm not gonna Instagram docs.

[C]

But we could be friends with her. Yeah.

[B]

Let's see. What. I'm always curious to see what this person like who.

[C]

Who's writing what you all about. Yeah, we're gonna take a deviation from the show right now and look at this person.

[B]

We're gonna look at this person. I. I can't show everybody else, I guess, but yeah, let's see who this is. Lydia.

[C]

No, don't say it. Stop saying it. She's cool. She's cool.

[B]

Is she cool? I'll show it to David so that way everybody else can't see it.

[C]

There you go. I like her. She's cool. She's got style. She's awesome, dude. Oh, she does dope stuff, huh?

[B]

Yeah. Can we get one of these bows?

[A]

Wow.

[C]

She probably won't like the liberal use of the N word.

[B]

Oh, no, I think she would.

[C]

She doesn't care. You think she likes it? She looks like she says it a few times herself.

[B]

Lydia, what are you doing?

[C]

She's doing all kinds of stuff. Man, I wish you guys could see this. This is our target audience. This is awesome. I. I love Lydia. Lydia, you're the best. Thank you for writing us.

[B]

Thank you for the story. This was amazing.

[C]

I like how she closes it out with, I look forward to your next installment of banter and wisdom. Well, I have news for you, Lydia. Well, boy, do we. We have no wisdom to share.

[B]

I don't even want to do a show anymore. I just want to scroll your.

[C]

Like a fascinating like brochures.

[B]

Yeah. And look at that. The pictures are great.

[C]

She's great. She's great. Oh, did you do a little Renaissance fair thing? I think it's a little Renaissance fair thing. She's crushing.

[B]

Maybe she could be like our costume director for the next Bohemian Grove whenever. That.

[C]

No Eamon Rat. She's not black.

[B]

Follow. I'm following Lydia. Yeah.

[C]

Follow Lydia. What are we doing here?

[B]

Yeah, dude. Wow, look at these pictures. Very cool.

[C]

Lady is doing cool.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. I Like that.

[C]

I don't think we have anything else to read.

[B]

Really. It was just the one.

[C]

Well, we. You had a. You were reading what Ben, the THC pastor said. Was there anything in there? Is that just a conversation?

[B]

I didn't read it.

[C]

You. You made it sound like I.

[B]

My wife said, dude, did you read this? And I said, no, we don't read that.

[C]

Yeah, well, okay. We can't read it on the show. Clarification for leaving the 501C3 system. Did we read that? Chuck Missler, among others. After that I began blappity blap, blap. If you. I can also send my testimony which involves weed. I don't know. Well. Well, we didn't prepare at all for this. So what we're going to do is we're going to segue now into hard segue into some of these things that we've collected.

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[C]

So we have Ryan Bledsoe again. We have Donald Trump with the lasers. We have the Secretary of War B.L. lord my rock. We have. Actually this is kind of fun. Maybe we could do this. Let's do this one from Fringe. Actually I. I don't have anything. I'm not even in the studio to share things. Very unprepared.

[B]

Did we ever even finish that?

[C]

Oh, my God, no. We left off at 9 of 13, I think. Yeah, now page 9 of 13.

[B]

God, what was the name of this person anyway?

[C]

I'll find it.

[B]

We have stories from Atma.

[C]

Atma. Atma the girl.

[B]

Atma the girl. I don't even know if we've read these.

[C]

I don't even know if Atma's a girl.

[B]

Early life. We haven't read anything from Atma.

[C]

Atmos and stuff. I don't see anything from Atma.

[B]

It's in the drive. I can send it to you. You want to check that out? All right, that actually would be fun.

[C]

Atma, Are you a girl?

[B]

You girl.

[C]

Hey.

[B]

Hey.

[C]

Adma.

[B]

She's in the chat. Okay, so what are we. What are we getting into?

[C]

What did you send it on?

[B]

I sent it on Twitter. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

[C]

All right, we'll read some then Atma story. Yeah, I feel like we really read this. We didn't read this. Atma. Did we read your. All right, fine.

[B]

She's not gonna tell us.

[C]

Currently signed in is this. Let's go. We'll get into it. Hey, guys, this. I'm doing this in segments like Mother Horse Eyes. We'll try to breeze past the unfortunately necessary backstory, AKA boring parts, as quick as possible. Okay.

[B]

Have we read this?

[C]

We're gonna find out if ATM is a girl. I don't think that we read this because I would not. If I read this much of their life, I think I would know if Atmo was a girl. Early life. Birth. I was born 18 years old. Birth to 18 years old. So we're gonna get. We're gonna get an 18 year overview. Raised Christian, very religious, happy, healthy. As a kid. I was very Christian as I grew up. I really didn't fit into the normies at church, but I was on fire for God. However, the more I read both in and out of the Bible, the more I had questions. I was let down on multiple occasions with pastors, church deacons, etc, being unable to answer my questions. In fact, I could read the shock and confusion on their faces when I said the N word to them. Well, why did. That's crazy.

[B]

Why would you.

[C]

Because she's a crazy person. No, that's not what they said. I could see the shock and confusion on their faces and realized that whatever they were about to say was not going to be a real answer. I could see that not only did they not have an answer, I was asking questions they had never even thought of before. As I left for college, I began to read everything I could find. The religion and philosophy section at the bookstore, along with the early Internet, was my jam. I was a weirdo. Sitting in the hallways, hallway hours before class even started. Reading the Dhammapada, the Tibetan book of living and dying.

[B]

Is that the same thing as the Tibetan book of the Dead?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

She's in the chat, but she's not gonna say anything.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, come on. Atma, you said?

[B]

I think it is.

[C]

A girl refused to.

[B]

Oh, we refused.

[C]

We might have refused.

[B]

When did we refuse to?

[C]

I kind of remember that.

[B]

Maybe because it was long.

[C]

Well, let me. How many pages is this? 13.

[B]

But the thing is, though, going on has become a very interesting character to me. The androgynous behavior of Atma.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

The comments on Twitter.

[C]

Girl and boy simultaneously. The multi gendered atma.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Has earned this reading.

[B]

Take my shoe off.

[C]

Take pride. No, take. Take joy. Enjoy the reading. Atma. Jude, Jidu Krishnamurti, Alan Watts, the Bhagavad Gita, absolutely anything I can get my hands on. Then going back to my apartment and learning as much as I could about Jesus, the mighty, name of Jesus, his teaching in the Bible.

[B]

I need to be able to pull up that. That little ostrich whenever, just have him

[C]

dance in the corner. I gotta go to a black church. Who knows? Maybe I go to a black church. And I'd be like, oh, my dad asked.

[B]

He was like, is David coming back to the church? And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'll come back.

[C]

I'll come back.

[B]

He's like, I haven't seen him in two weeks. Is he okay?

[C]

Is he sick?

[B]

Is he sick? I said, he's gassy.

[C]

I'm sick of this. I'm sick of this missing. I'm sick of this church. Repeat after me, ass.

[B]

I get it. You know, and my dad's. He's not that. Like, he's not. The bells. Yeah, I know. Know. It's wearing on me a little too. Not gonna lie.

[C]

He's not Pastor Rick. That's not.

[B]

That's not fair either.

[C]

No, it's not fair. I know it's not fair, but you

[B]

guys like my shoe?

[C]

How do you like that? Whatever.

[B]

That's where it stays.

[C]

So. So anything I can learn about Jesus, his teachings in the Bible, the apocryphal books, other texts of dubious origin, anything I could pull up online and reference with My Bible. Also, not surprisingly, I have been balls deep. Wait a second. Balls in conspiracy theories? This is crazy.

[B]

No, I'm just very confused by it. And they'll never answer the question. No atmo fit.

[C]

I think if we go through this, we're gonna find out once and for all.

[B]

Atmofit truck says Chuck. That's a funny.

[C]

Oh, I see what you took. Yeah. Also, not surprisingly, I've been balls deep in conspiracy theories. In the early days of the Internet was basically fully blown retarded schizo by this point. That was about 2004, 2006. I keep coming back to the inescapable confusion conclusion rather of vegetarianism. Are you kidding me? Ever. All the crazy you learn, and you're like, it's all vegetarianism is.

[B]

I think I need to be vegetarian,

[C]

and I'm not happy about it.

[B]

Can we take a quick break about what I did today? I tell people what I did yesterday.

[C]

Let's go ahead. I'm gonna put a thing right there. Oh, what are we doing? Are we glitching and pausing?

[B]

Yeah, we glitching.

[C]

Oh, we do. Oh, no.

[B]

All right, we back, baby. We back. All right. Hopefully that doesn't happen again. I might have.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Let me just take that camera.

[C]

Why does it keep happening?

[B]

I don't know. That camera's.

[C]

Oh, it was back now. Oh, now the whole thing is down. Guys, guys, guys. Are you seeing us and hearing us? Is everything okay?

[B]

Can y' all see us?

[C]

Don't press that.

[B]

That didn't work.

[C]

Why is there a crossfade?

[B]

I don't know. Because I'm pressing it.

[C]

This is bad. Stop pressing all the buttons. We're having a lot of tech issues lately.

[B]

I know. The demons.

[C]

This. The demons.

[B]

I will fix that right now. All right, Turn that off.

[C]

Fart David Chuck from Guam. That's not helpful. Say a thing that indicates whether or not you guys can see us.

[B]

All right.

[C]

The other Holly just gave us a thumbs up.

[B]

Still reserved.

[C]

Says, you keep pushing buttons. Qui Gon says, yes. Okay, what were you gonna say? You were gonna say something.

[B]

I just tweeted randomly at. At Tucker Carlson's brother.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Just for no reason. I was like, hey, our friend Owen Benjamin wrote a book, and I think you should tell your brother about it.

[C]

Right?

[B]

And he goes, DM me. I was like, no way. So I DM'd him. I set up a little, like, a chat between him and Owen, and he's like, here's my phone number. Here's my email.

[C]

That's so crazy.

[B]

Let's get this started up, and I'm

[C]

gonna call him right now.

[B]

You want to call him right now? You know who. You know who else's phone number I got?

[C]

Who's that?

[B]

I got the guy from Blurry Creatures.

[C]

No way. Oh, wait, I do know that. Yeah, I do know that. Let's call him right now.

[B]

I got it. I think we should.

[C]

That's not nice, Chad.

[B]

Should we call him on the show?

[C]

We call the Blurry Creatures guys right now out. How funny would that be? What if we just. What if we just called them and then we breathed heavily and then we said Nephilim Death Squad and then we hung up? How funny would that be? That'd be the funniest ever.

[B]

I don't know why I got these numbers, but whatever. It's very cool, hopefully. So, I mean, literally, Owen is, like, one step away from talking to Tucker and setting up a show, which would be a banger show.

[C]

Yeah, that'd be crazy.

[B]

That would be crazy.

[C]

That would actually be. I would watch it. I mean, definitely watch a Tucker show at that point.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, Tucker has some good shows. He has some good guests, but I feel like that's, like, right up his alley.

[C]

That's crazy as hell.

[B]

It's crazy. It was crazy that I was like, let me just try that chat.

[C]

Is this real, Chad?

[B]

Is this real life? And then it just happened. All right, let's keep reading. I can't believe our fifth camera's not working.

[C]

What happened?

[B]

I don't know, dog.

[C]

I'm fine.

[B]

It's a sad day.

[C]

Go ahead.

[B]

No, you read it.

[C]

Oh, that's right. I was reading. The idea of not eating meat seems impossible. Possible, but I can't escape that. I'm beginning to believe Jesus taught that I'm expecting the presence of God again. I'm experiencing the presence of God again as I knew it as a youth in church. Except this time, it's worship and devotion. Curtains, curtains, curtains, curtains centered around Krishna. What the is Atma saying? I keep trying to lawyer my way out of this, but the more I read, the more I realize I'm seeing parallels between the teachings of Krishna and the historical Nazarene ezine Jesus. I begin to get convicted that God did not intend for me to eat the animals. And this is unjustified violence. Finally, I gave it up. It's only hard for about a year. After the first year, there has been a change in my taste, and to this day, it has no appeal. It looks gross, it smells gross, and my stomach turns to Think of eating it.

[B]

Something happens with women when they get convicted.

[C]

Is it woman?

[B]

Woman. They just stopped eating meat. Her. Kate. There's another one.

[C]

Oh yeah. Well, that. The other one was a witch.

[B]

Yeah, that's right.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I guess they can go one of two ways. Based or right.

[C]

Well, I seen all the videos and I get upset. Like I didn't like the videos in the factory farms where they're kicking the cows. Yeah, really didn't like that. Cows are delicious though. Just as an aside, which way?

[B]

Western woman, Right?

[C]

Woman, Woman, Women, whatever. Life continues. Oh, this is stagnation. 2018 to 2014. Life continues. I don't really have many friends. One or two at most at any given time. They're not bad friends. But I do fall at this point into normal trifecta of alcohol, cigarettes and weed. Sick of weed. It creates sort of a numbing effect on my previous fervent search for God and I grow complacent.

[B]

This feels good.

[C]

This feels good, man.

[B]

It feels good.

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[B]

ATM is the kind of admin is the kind of girl or guy that like online when you interact I'm like damn I don't know if this person's being sarcastic with me, if they throw in daggers. Right. Because they're very funny.

[C]

Well, sometimes Atma has a really great sense of humor, which makes me feel like it's not a girl. Right.

[B]

That's the problem.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. And then also I'm like. And then I'm like, damn, they are winning me a little bit. Yeah.

[C]

Which is not. I don't think that's a girl. I don't think Aetma's a girl. I think I've come down off that ledge.

[B]

But you know what, though? This feels good because this is a one way street.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Where we just get to look into the life of atmos, stomp and say, look at you, Atma, you stupid vegetarian.

[B]

Hey, might be.

[C]

Might be a guy, man.

[B]

Show some respect.

[C]

Show some respect. It might be a guy.

[B]

All right, all right, all right.

[C]

After a few years have passed, I am unsure how. I have theories, but a disc herniation begins to develop at the bottom of my spine.

[B]

That is a male.

[C]

That's a man thing.

[B]

That's a man thing.

[C]

Yeah. Women don't be having herniated dicks.

[B]

No, they. Women get. What's that called? Spina bifida.

[C]

Vaginal bifida.

[B]

No. What do they get?

[C]

Sciatica. Oh, yeah. My sciatica.

[B]

Yes, that's true.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. See?

[B]

And then again with the mixed signals.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Very confusing.

[C]

Guys don't send hearts.

[B]

No.

[C]

Except for gay guys.

[B]

Atma. All right, let's keep reading. I feel like we're gonna get to the bottom.

[C]

I got a bifida. The doctor said I will need surgery. But from what I researched, it seems people who have surgery and people who do physical therapy end up more or less the same after about two years. I would definitely go through the physical therapy route. Like an inversion table, that kind of a deal. Before you go to surgery and they start fusing dicks on you.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I suggest the physical therapy route because cutting my back open, that seems really dumb. Agreed. The doctor, obviously disappointed that I just fucked up his payday, agrees to recommend me to a physical therapy. And I take it seriously. Super seriously. During this time, I'm doing a stretch for my back that involves prostating on my belly.

[B]

Prostrating?

[C]

Not prostating?

[B]

No. See if it's prostating.

[C]

I thought to say, I was like, what's going on here? Prostrating on my belly and lifting my torso.

[B]

Have a prostate?

[C]

I don't know, but I used to think prostate was your dick. So When I heard that when you get older, you get an enlarged prostate, I was like, sounds cool, man.

[B]

Do girls have prostates?

[C]

Do girls got prostates?

[B]

Do girls got prostates?

[C]

Girls be having prostates.

[B]

Chat to chat. GPT.

[C]

Go ahead, chat.

[B]

GPT.

[C]

Let us know.

[B]

It's not gonna answer me.

[C]

I really thought a prostate was a fat dick, though. Like, you got an enlarged prostate. I'm like, damn.

[B]

No, that's not. That's definitely not.

[C]

Or keep watch. I didn't understand. I was like, why is it a bad thing if you get fat dick as you get older? Lifting my torso up to move the extruded disc material back into the vertebrae where it belongs.

[B]

No, women do not have prostate glands in the same form that men do. Glands, female prostates, the skeen's gland. They got that skiing.

[C]

Skiing. See, that's crazy, though, because even now, I didn't. Like. I came across the line where I was like, okay, prostate's not a dick, but I assumed it was a tube.

[B]

All right, so here's the difference.

[C]

Go ahead.

[B]

The skiing gland ski. They sit around the urethra, wherever that's at.

[C]

Oh, that's in the piss area.

[B]

But the man's one is. It surrounds the urethra.

[C]

Hell yeah, dude.

[B]

I don't know where any of these things. Keep reading. This doesn't matter at all.

[C]

It doesn't matter. I'm doing about this about 15 times every waking hour of every day. Damn. A few months in, I noticed that I'm suddenly, repeatedly bowing in front of two pictures I haven't looked at in a long time. One is Krishna. The other is Jesus. Side by side. What are you talking about?

[B]

Because she.

[C]

She's.

[B]

He's.

[C]

He.

[B]

Damn it, man.

[C]

What are you.

[B]

They are prostrating their back on their. Prostrating on their belly. So it's like downward dog, right? Where they're just putting their belly. So they're kind of like bowing down and stretching, but.

[C]

Oh, they didn't realize that they was doing that in front of these pictures.

[B]

Front of these pictures. Which one? Hare Krishna or. In the mighty name of Jesus.

[C]

In the mighty name of Jesus. I have immediate. I immediately had this revelation that this pain is a reminder from God and an answer to a long ago prayer to never let me walk away. And if I try to walk away, then pull me back. Interesting. Okay. I realize I have been pulled back and I weep in gratitude and ask for forgiveness for falling away. Determination 2014-2015. My faith restored. I have a lot of time on walks. A part of this necessary physical therapy to contemplate my next move. I begin regularly fasting, praying, and meditating and get back into reading the various holy texts I have acquired throughout the years. Listening to praise and worship music and the like.

[B]

Is atma Indian?

[C]

Because atma brahma do sound like an Indian atma brahma at me. You smell.

[B]

You smell.

[C]

You smell bad atma. You cook with spices, you smell bad atma.

[B]

I mean, that's. They would argue that it smells good.

[C]

Your poopies in the street.

[B]

Oh, that's not. That's not a good thing.

[C]

Atma, Atma. How you feel about cows? Atma. All right, where the hell was I? I decided that secondhand knowledge isn't enough, and I needed to drink the seed to retain the knowledge. I made that last part up.

[B]

Could be guy or girl, we still don't know.

[C]

I want to experience firsthand. Perhaps I'm a bit of a doubting Thomas for that, but I come by it honestly. I dive harder into meditation using a posture called shavasana.

[B]

God bless you.

[C]

But that's just a fancy way of saying lying on your back. Why the you ain't say lying on your back?

[B]

Then you see. Look, look, look, look. Yeah, they say I could be a doubting Thomas. Oh, so it's like male, but also

[C]

the infatuation with Indian. Yeah, Women.

[B]

Women also lying on your back.

[C]

Woman, woman. Because you know how they do. They always want to get the picture. The tattoo of the hand with the eye in the palm.

[B]

100.

[C]

They love doing that. They love getting white. Love getting a picture. A tattoo of an elephant.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

With the Indian headdress on it.

[B]

You know you got one of those app.

[C]

I know atma got a couple of them.

[B]

Look, they in the chat. They're not saying nothing.

[C]

I like letting you struggle at my struggle. That sounds also like woman behavior where you could just clarify a thing.

[B]

Or maybe you're just a bitch. Emma. Where's Nancy?

[C]

Where is Nancy? Somebody wake her up. Also, at this time, the pain is still intense from the herniated disc, and rather than get addicted to opioids, I decided that whiskey. That is not a woman drink. Women don't like isky whiskey.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Was a better way to get to sleep. Sleep. A couple of years into this, my tolerance was getting high, and I was getting convinced again. Or convicted again, because I'm pretty sure that's not how God wanted me to handle this.

[B]

Yep, yep, yep.

[C]

One night I say it. I'm just gonna lay here in pain, and if I sleep, I sleep and if I don't, I don't.

[B]

That's a male character.

[C]

That also is.

[B]

Yeah, the interesting parts. I think this whole thing's been interesting.

[C]

Fascinating. Okay. Panda fly likes whiskey. Well, panda fly you a real.

[B]

Yeah, it's the. I don't like whiskey.

[C]

I like whiskey. I drink almost exclusively whiskey. I don't like vodkas.

[B]

He just drinks the hell out of whiskey.

[C]

I like tequila once in a while. I like a cab and a whiskey. Those are my go to. I have a dry cab and a

[B]

whiskey I don't be drinking.

[C]

And I like a scotch sometimes if I'm feeling fancy and I want to drink a campfire.

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[B]

I experienced something I've decided to call the long night of a thousand dreams. This sounds very.

[C]

It does sound Indian.

[B]

Yeah. What are you, Batman? What are you?

[C]

That's how Indians do.

[B]

While lying on my back, my whole body begins to go numb. How do you feel about Indians listening to this show?

[C]

Is that okay? I don't know.

[B]

I feel like when we set out

[C]

to do a thing, we didn't include Indians in that.

[B]

Yeah, I think we. Man, I got a picture. Let me see. Let me See if I can show you a picture.

[C]

Yeah, whiskey is. Is technically. I think it's keto. I mean, like, it's not keto, but it doesn't put you into ketosis.

[B]

Yeah, we got.

[C]

We.

[B]

We got a picture of, like, our ideal demographic. Yeah, I'm probably not gonna be able to find it, but Sam Tripoli posted it not too long ago. He reposted. And I was like, this is the dude.

[C]

By the way, I like the way that Brooke Webb has discovered this lie. I am a booze hag, and I love whiskey. And I have a vagina. What? Calm down, Hennessy Cocker. Tolson says Hennessy. But you know what's funny? The local liquor store. Hennessy is behind a glass lock.

[B]

I wonder why I can't find this picture. But when I started doing the show, I thought that I'd be aiming it at white Christian men with beards.

[C]

Yeah, There's a time when that certainly

[B]

was the case place. Yeah. And then we got into woman.

[C]

Woman, whatever. Yeah. Now it's Indian woman.

[B]

And now I feel like it's gone too far.

[C]

Yeah, I do like Hennessy a little bit.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Atma says I am an Indian man. But not the street kind, the scalping kind. No, stop it. No, you're not. That's. Admitting to. That's murder. It's illegal.

[B]

Lie. It's just a lie. You're not that type of Indian anyway.

[C]

Don't do that.

[B]

It happens so slowly, and I don't realize it at first until suddenly I notice there's no pain.

[C]

Okay. Whoa.

[B]

Instead of pain, there's this intense buzzing sensation.

[C]

All right.

[B]

I read a lot about this at this point. About. I read a lot about astral travel, lucid dreaming.

[C]

Oh. Etc. This is also girl. This is girl. Girl love. Girl love. Astral projecting.

[B]

They'd be loving. Astral projecting. Tattoos. Indian.

[C]

Come on, man.

[B]

Prostrating. I don't know. Etc. I recognize this buzzing sensation as something I've read about before. So I start to employ various techniques to lift my spirit body out of my. Out of the physical.

[C]

Girl.

[B]

I discover that the two are almost magnetically held together. Interesting. I can feel a sensation of separation, like pulling my arm or leg out of my bodily arm and leg. Whoa. That's interesting. Like. Like your shedding your skin.

[C]

Huh?

[B]

But I can only sustain about one or two limbs at a time before they get pulled back down.

[C]

Weak.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Probably a girl. Probably a girl. If you were doing squats and lifting weights, and you probably could done it. Yeah.

[B]

You can lift your spirit body out of your regular body. It's real easy. Yeah, yeah. Maybe get your husband, stupid baby.

[C]

Yeah, you bet your husband could do it.

[B]

After an unknown amount of time, I get the idea that perhaps instead of lifting or rising or any of the things I read about, I should try rocking left and right, left and right, left and right, building momentum each time. And then suddenly, almost as if I'm trying to surprise myself, I rock to the right hard one time and roll out of the physical body.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

I must suppress the silly notion that I'm going to roll out of bed knowing my physical body isn't moving. But the rest of the sensation matches and I indeed roll off the bed and come to a stand beside it. It. Okay. I have no visual input and recognize that my brain is still receiving visual input from my closed eyes on the bed, though I me, am clearly standing beside it undisturbed and relying on some limited earlier life experience in this matter that I skipped over. For brevity's sake, I know that all I need to do is walk through the wall and get some distance from my body and the visual sensors will switch on.

[C]

That's a wild thing to know.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Atma. That is.

[B]

Yes. But I understand the inclination of why you'd think that that was a nasty burp. It was like.

[C]

That was like you got a foam burp. You had one of those foam burps. That was scary.

[B]

Sure enough, they do. And I'm immediately in a lucid dream. Yeah, I spent a good amount of time here. Amazed. As. Amazed at first as if. As. It's the most lucid I've ever been in any dream. And prior to any lucid dream, we're nothing compared to this.

[C]

Well, hold up before we go any further. Where is that nothing compared to this? Okay, I want to start taking votes because I have a feeling by the end of this, we're gonna know if adma's a girl or a boy. And Keisha said for sure a girl. Because boys can't spell brevity. That's Keisha. Black name Keisha.

[B]

So.

[C]

So let's start taking. I want to see GS in the chat for girls and then Bs in the chat for boy.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I wanna. Let's start figuring. I. I'm going. Honestly, I think I'm going for boy. I think I'm saying boy. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

All right, let's just write it here so we have it written.

[C]

Yeah, I'm gonna write down a B. I'm gonna have a B. And I'll Try to take a. Oh, wow. We got GG Tranny. No T. You can't say T. Not an NZ man. Oh, my God.

[B]

Okay, guys.

[C]

Wow. It's pretty split, actually.

[B]

The rules. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They think you're an Android. Definitely an N. Definitely dark. A darky.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Definitely brown. Well, no, no, no, no. Because I think both of the people that I saw that could be Atma were not brown.

[B]

You saw a boy and a girl?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And you don't know which one was Atma? This is crazy. Were they brown? They was white, but.

[C]

But. Okay, all right, go on.

[B]

Sure enough, they do. I leave a lucid dream. Boom.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I am in. I have full control of the dream.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Of my movement therein. And my entire conscious mind is with me.

[C]

In the mighty name of Jesus.

[B]

My name of Jesus. Or distracted, though. Or distracted, though. Sort of forgetting. My determination to be shown something meaningful. Something to confirm my faith. Something to let me know where I am and what I should be doing. Something from God. This first lucid dream lasts what seems to be several hours. Tired, I decide to return to my body. As it's probably morning by now, I can see the clock barely opening my eyes. And I realize it's not even midnight yet. Ah, so you're experiencing time dilation. Or lost time. But interesting, strange way. So I decided to fall back into meditation. And whereas I might normally take 30 to 45 minutes to reach this buzzing state, if at all, within seconds, it's back. Knowing what to do, I go right back into the rocking method and roll out, walk through the wall again. Another lucid dream. Except this time I remember why I'm here and pray the whole time to be shown something meaningful. It lasts longer than the first. No real clear message. Just a very lucid dream. Despite lasting longer than the first dream, which seemed to last several hours, it still isn't midnight. In fact, it's been less than 10 minutes since I woke up from the first one.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

Yeah, that is crazy. Probably exhausted if you do this all night.

[C]

Does sound tiring.

[B]

Yeah. I don't have the memory capacity, nor does this. Does this show have the time for me to narrate every lucid dream that occurred in this same time pattern.

[C]

Amen. Atma. Thank God. You know what?

[B]

What's this mean? I follow this person on there and let's just say no.

[C]

What is that? Oh, Elohim. That's wood. Wood? Oh, you're just so. You're just throwing confusion on the table. Elohim's Just spreading confusion that they have

[B]

wood or that you would.

[C]

Oh, that could go either way. Right. They have either erection.

[B]

How do I find this person at my Brahma? Right on.

[C]

I mean, I guess that's how you would do it. Yeah. Let's just dox their Instagram.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know if this is right.

[C]

Keisha. Black. Keisha says I have the buzzing too, while trying to go to sleep. It's called Neuropathy.

[B]

It's very hard to tell. There's a guy and there's a girl on here.

[C]

Unbelievable.

[B]

A lot of other weird esoteric shit.

[C]

Definitely Atmos page.

[B]

Yeah. Followed by Chuck. Chuck. All right, we'll keep reading. Very confusing again because there is a guy and there is a girl in

[C]

both of these pictures, but they're not brown.

[B]

No, they white.

[C]

Oh, they white.

[B]

Oh, they white.

[C]

Oh, they white. In the mighty name of Jesus, they white.

[B]

There's a spider, there's a finger. All these pictures are blurry.

[C]

What's up with that?

[B]

I don't know. You got a shitty phone. I don't have the memory capacity in order to show have the time to narrate. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Suffice to say. Suffice to say, I would spend longer each time and awake to find out it had been 8 minutes or 15 minutes or 35 minutes, etc. Eventually, confident that no. No matter how long I stayed, it would only be a few minutes, I decided to stop intentionally waking myself up. Hours and hours passed in the dream. It felt like perhaps even days or weeks.

[C]

Perhaps.

[B]

Perhaps. And it ended up being a little over an hour on this material plane. Two instances from this night stick out. In probably 80 to 90% of the dreams, I was in some sort of dream, some sort of hub realm. It appeared to me like a giant futuristic shopping mall. A liminal space, right?

[C]

Oh, the mall. The mall is a liminal space.

[B]

Shopping mall. Space station suspended in outer space.

[C]

That's interesting. I've heard about this.

[B]

This. Was there black people fighting there?

[C]

Oh, no. Black people aren't allowed to. The spiritual mall.

[B]

The space spiritual mall.

[C]

No.

[B]

There were millions of people bustling this way and that way, and every store, once entered, would result in a dream experience as represented by the iconography of the store itself. That's cool. Kind of reminds me of like a Wreck It Ralph or something like that. When they go into the subconscious of the Internet.

[C]

I remember that.

[B]

Yeah. Ah, that's actually where they get probably from.

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[B]

Yeah, fuck you Timothy Albarino. That is kind of like a.

[C]

Well, define the spiritual mall.

[B]

This realm is like is like the mole, but it's like the Internet in a way too. Very interesting idea.

[C]

Ban Q's in here.

[B]

Why?

[C]

What's he doing now? Nasty. Q's nasty. He does nasty things.

[B]

He says give us a reason why. Oh my God. I'm sort of checking them out at random, wondering where the message that I'm looking for is. The long night of a thousand dreams is a sort of hyperbolic. If I were to attempt a real estimate, I'd say I probably did this about 30 times at night. All of them after the first two or three seeming to last for days. From my point of view, that's crazy. Eventually though, I'm growing bored. Honestly, I feel like I'm not getting any message and I just wanted the alarm clock to go off. I know that no matter how long I stay, if I intentionally return to check the time, It'll probably be 10 minutes later or something. So I don't even bother.

[C]

But that seems like it sucks. It seems like if you come back neck and you like okay, I just want to have regular ass sleep now. You can't.

[B]

I think she Can. But she keeps rocking out of her body. Yeah, she. Damn it, man.

[C]

Lady.

[B]

This is annoying. Maybe we should just stop reading their story until they tell us.

[C]

No, we're gonna. We're gonna discover it. We're gonna have confirmation. You'll be like, I had a dream about my.

[B]

All right.

[C]

It's nasty. Don't say.

[B]

I begin to enter stores. Yeah. Top's getting nervous about banning Q because we already banned Q. I banned Q.

[C]

Q can't be banned. He's omnipresent.

[B]

He just keeps coming back and giving us money. Okay, I guess. No, it's fine. Me and Q are fine. It's a bitch.

[C]

He just does nasty things. He says nasty things.

[B]

What do you say to you?

[C]

He's probably talking about nasty things. Yeah.

[B]

I begin to enter stories and play out dreams just to pass the time. When I enter a dream, there's always some narrative that emerges, some characters.

[C]

Sleepy. Getting sleepy.

[B]

Yeah, this is boring. Who need or want me to do something. And I'm fully aware that I'm dreaming.

[C]

Oh, that sounds a lot like Nancy's experience. They have, like, jobs for you and missions. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Then. And it's full of people. And in full possession of my normal waking mind, I simply begin to say, fuck it. Sure, I'll play along and go about helping these dream characters, saving the day, rescuing the baby, bouncing the baby in my arms, singing, saying in the mighty name of Jesus in a haunted house, stopping the bad guy. Etc. Whatever the dream is. I'll just say, this is. This is what happened to you. You were caught in a narrative.

[C]

Well, I mean, yeah, it definitely felt like I was caught in a narrative. There was some lady that was accompanying me, too, and. And we were like, rushedly. Which could be a fake word, you know, going to that room in that old house. Russianly. That's a good one. I like that one. Yeah. There is. There is, like, a narrative playing out.

[B]

I would say that, yeah, they wanted you to do something. And you were just like. You ever play a video game? And you're like, I don't. I played a video.

[C]

Missions. I hate side missions.

[B]

Hold on. I gotta find this one out. It was an egg dude from. It was on SEGA Genesis.

[C]

Egg dude on SEGA Genesis.

[B]

He was dressed like Indiana Jones. Nobody remembers this game.

[C]

No, I remember.

[B]

Here it is.

[C]

Really? Yeah. Bring this up. I'm pretty good with Sega Genesis games.

[B]

All right, hold on. Let's open the image in a new tab and we'll just go ahead and check this guy out. This dude here. Yeah.

[C]

Dizzy. Dizzy. I've actually never seen that in my life. What's his bag about?

[B]

Fucking. I don't know. You know why?

[C]

Because I couldn't figure out how to do the thing.

[B]

I couldn't figure out how to get past. Like, show me.

[C]

Show me some gameplay images.

[B]

92% satellite T. I don't know what this means.

[C]

Fantastic. Dizzy. I've never heard of this.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. It was a game. Maybe. I just. There's no way I made it up here. Here it is. I don't know if you could even understand what you're looking at here, but,

[C]

I mean, it's just like a platformer.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You got spiders. Got to collect that star up there. Yeah.

[B]

But like, you couldn't. It wasn't. It was like a side scroller, but like, I couldn't get past the first level because I didn't know what the fuck to do.

[C]

Oh, yeah, Y.

[B]

And it was.

[C]

That happens.

[B]

Yeah. And I was like, this is a. Maybe I'm an idiot. Or maybe there's a poorly made game.

[C]

Well, that's often the case, especially back in the day. Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis.

[B]

Like, yeah, yeah, niggas just made a game. And there was like.

[C]

When I was dead broke, man, I couldn't picture this.

[B]

There's no. There's no manual. There's no online shit. I'm like, what do I do?

[C]

There's no help. No help to be had.

[B]

Level one. I didn't understand the premise of the game. None. None of it is what it is.

[C]

Got the Batman Forever game on Genesis. Couldn't figure out the first level either. Yeah, yeah, there was a couple games that. That did that to me.

[B]

The Michael. There was a Michael Jackson.

[C]

Micha. Michael Jackson game. Yeah, that.

[B]

That. It was cool, but it was one of those games where I'm like, what do I do now?

[C]

There was, I think, a Jedi game that was very much like that. You could play like Luke Skywalker and it was unbelievably hard. Super Nintendo couldn't get past that at all.

[B]

Anybody know what? It's not that the game was hard. It's just. It had no reason.

[C]

Yeah, I don't like when that happens.

[B]

There's like. If there was a thing that I had to get.

[C]

Oh, Ninja Turtles. That was for the nes, though. Just a regular. Not that. The super one.

[B]

The one where you can go down

[C]

the tunnels and it was like, what's going on? What am I supposed to do? Yeah, the am I supposed to do.

[B]

The thing is, it makes a lot of sense to the guy who developed it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But for the regular person, we're like,

[C]

what, the not intuitive. Thank you, Panda fly.

[B]

Yes, that's the word. Not intuitive, you alcoholic. I could see a lot of these dreams being not intuitive. Yeah, like your dream was not intuitive.

[C]

Well, I don't know what I think you had to do, but I had to do something. I had to lock in and figure out what I was trying to say.

[B]

Lock in, baby.

[C]

Yeah. Instead, I was just saying, in the mighty name of Jesus.

[B]

I think. I think I wasn't supposed to.

[C]

I did get out of it, though. Like I said, it's. It maybe like four or five times before I was out of it.

[B]

Yeah, but these guys developed a whole world for you to do something in, and. And instead you kind of like.

[C]

It's weird, too, because they developed my old house, and that just happened to my wife. Not my wife. Not long ago, remember, I was telling a story, and she said that, you know, there was, like, some screwed up version of my son.

[B]

But were you. You weren't scared, though. You were just confused.

[C]

Was I? Sk. I was. I. I recognized that something was trying to make me scared.

[B]

Scared. Oh.

[C]

And I was, like, stressed. Not so much scared, but stressed out and.

[B]

Yeah, because you knew that you would. Yeah, you. You knew they were putting you there.

[C]

I. I don't know what the hell. I. It was just. It was. It was. It was frustrating.

[B]

Y' all like my haircut?

[C]

You all ready for this? All right.

[B]

When I enter a dream, there's always a. Some narrative that emerges, some characters. It. I'll play along. So he goes about. She goes. I don't know. They go about helping people. Whatever the dream is, just say it. Play along. Because at this point, I don't know what else to really do. I love that attitude, dude. And this is why I like Atma.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. It doesn't seem like she could just go to. Or he could just go to sleep. It doesn't seem like this person can go to sleep. It seems like they're just stuck here now.

[B]

They keep going back. I think they keep going back. Atma. Is this like, do you keep going back or Clarification. Clarification. Atma.

[C]

In the chat, are you stuck? Every time you go to sleep, you go to this shit realm where you have to act out a thing, or are you capable of just regular sleepy times?

[B]

Yeah. What's the deal? What's the dealio?

[C]

Chuck says M.J. blue boy. Who. Who did it? Michael.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Never get to use That.

[B]

I know. I gotta put that one on the physical dropboard.

[C]

It's that or awake. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Atma says it is that or awake? Oh, that sucks ass.

[B]

So, yeah, play.

[C]

Yeah. What are you gonna do? Yeah, play.

[B]

Or you stay awake and look at Shrek.

[C]

Shrek.

[B]

God at least gave me this experience to fully convince me that. That I am not the body. That the soul is real. And maybe that's all he wanted me to know. And also stop doing that.

[C]

Cut it out.

[B]

The dark dream. Oh, the dark dream. Until the dark dream. Atmos says the N word a lot. It's in their name.

[C]

I find that a lot of girls do like the N word, though.

[B]

Well.

[C]

But guys really love it.

[B]

Pain go bye bye in Sleep Realm. Ah, I see. So yeah, you're able to. Like, you'd almost prefer to operate.

[C]

Chronic pain is also a female disposition, though.

[B]

Though it is.

[C]

Oh, my back.

[B]

But chronic pain is also a male disposition.

[C]

Yeah, but we don't complain anything about it. We just go to sleep.

[B]

My mom was telling me about her pain and I'm just like. I just got pain too.

[C]

Yeah, I got pain. My. My remaining testicle hurts right now.

[B]

Sorry. That's very funny.

[C]

I've actually been thinking about that for the past few minutes. Like, why is this hurting? I think it's just these shorts are a little tight. Constricting it and. Don't. Go ahead. You didn't hear me. The only reason I said anything about it is because we were talking about pain. I otherwise would have kept it to myself.

[B]

But now we're talking about dreams and dark dreams. That sucks. All right. It is what it is though, man. You know what? Life is pain.

[C]

Panda Fly says my dreams are pain. For God, bro.

[B]

What? My waking life is pain. All right. Most of the beginning of the plot of the dark realm is mixed and blurred with all the others from that night. But I do recall a dark look to the eyes and faces of the female character I was helping in that dream.

[C]

Have you ever tried astral projection for your testicle?

[B]

No. Oh, yeah. In a pool. In the. In.

[C]

Huh?

[B]

In the bathtub. They float.

[C]

I don't think that's what. Yeah, I don't think that's what.

[B]

Is that what you're talking about?

[C]

No. Oh, no. Dude. Dude. Like leaving your body but just for your testing. Not. Does your nut float in the bathtub?

[B]

Have you tried it Atma?

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This is trick question.

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She'll answer.

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[B]

Okay.

[C]

I didn't keep it in the jar because they didn't give it back to

[B]

me at one point.

[C]

At what?

[B]

At one point she takes me to her house and brings me to a doorway that leads down some dingy yellow steps.

[C]

Nasty ass.

[B]

Musty looking cellar.

[C]

Stinky ass.

[B]

I do not like the looks of this.

[C]

Nope.

[B]

The smell is similar to my house.

[C]

Yeah, you got stinky ass house atma.

[B]

What the fuck? That's gross. Nor do I like how she reacts to my hesitancy. I notice her clothes are dirty and dingy and her eyes are dark. Dark and even between the eyes and even between the eyes. All around her temple. And her skin is a dark filthy ring.

[C]

Nasty.

[B]

Oh, so like she's just dirty.

[C]

Ew, bro. My son.

[B]

There's a kid that I went to school with in seventh grade.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

His name was Denny.

[C]

Like the, like the restaurant.

[B]

The restaurant.

[C]

Delicious.

[B]

Big, big kid, Spanish kid named Denny. The back of his neck.

[C]

Oh, no, that could be diabetes.

[B]

You think so?

[C]

Yeah, diabetes on fat people make it.

[B]

But he was so young.

[C]

Was he fat?

[B]

Yeah, he was kind of fat.

[C]

Okay. You could have diabetes and be a little baby boy.

[B]

Problem is, he wasn't like, fat this way. He was big, but like.

[C]

Yeah, but yeah. I don't even know if you really have to have super fats to be diabetic.

[B]

Oh, so you think it was like. Because I used.

[C]

Yeah. Look, we'll do this real quick. Diabetes, nature. Neck. Diabetes. Yeah, bro. You think this is diabetes neck? Come on. Ew. Bro, it's so nasty. I'm gonna share it right now. You know what I'm talking. You'll see it. You'll go, oh, yeah, that's Denny.

[B]

Oh, yeah. See on the back, it was very much like that. Yep, yep. Pull it up here. It's. I gotta share.

[C]

Okay. I was like, I wonder, got that diabetes neck, baby. If he scrubbed it, would it go away?

[B]

It was like that. Ew,

[C]

that looks like, like unwashed butt crack.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And nasty.

[B]

He was my friend. He did smell a little.

[C]

But yeah, because he got diabetes neck.

[B]

Used to wonder, like. But hey, man, like, should I suggest him? Like, you ever try to, like, just some water on that?

[C]

Just wash that thing? Come on, man.

[B]

You ever thought about just.

[C]

Oh, God. It gets pretty bad. I'm looking at some right now.

[B]

Yeah, dude, it gets bad at me. Got a neck like that atmo.

[C]

You got diabetes neck. Nasty.

[B]

I do not like the look of this place. She says, he says, yeah, I noticed the clothes are dirty and dingy and the eyes have, like, the dark. So that's what I'm imagining around the eyes. Yeah, I'm sort of in the mode. With all due. With all due respect, lady, I'm just playing along with the dreams to kill time. But I'm not aware. But I'm still aware not to. Around unless I find out. And this feels a bit around and find out. F, A, F, foe. Okay, I see what she's saying. He's saying it's just one of these things where you're.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

You're like, I'll play along. And I don't really trust you. I don't like how you're moving.

[C]

I don't like the way you smell. Yeah, you smell like my house, though.

[B]

So thanks, but no thanks. I'm done with this one. However, I don't know how to leave this dream and go back to the mall. And I really. And I don't really want to wake up and see.

[C]

Great.

[B]

Another 30 minutes. So I just kind of stand there and stare down into the cellar.

[C]

Not.

[B]

Not sure what else to do. Like you're playing the eggman game.

[C]

Yeah, you can't make like a light sword.

[B]

No, she can't do shit.

[C]

It's a dream.

[B]

Ain't no rules in this.

[C]

Oh, girls can't make. They can't create. They can only.

[B]

Yeah, they can only rotate.

[C]

Something like that. Nancy.

[B]

Nancy, join this.

[C]

Nancy, say something.

[B]

Hold on. Let's put up.

[C]

Have you been. Nancy?

[B]

Hi.

[C]

Hi.

[B]

All right, good. Nancy, we're gonna need you. We're gonna need you here. We've been debating back and forth if. If Atma's a boy or atmosphere. Well, let's.

[C]

Before we go any further, Nancy, is Atma a boy or Atma a girl?

[B]

Don't tell us definitively. Just tell us your opinion.

[C]

I heard girl.

[B]

See what I mean? Don't tell us what you heard, tell us what you think.

[C]

Yeah, like by observing Atma and. And his. Her behavior, how they be moving. Yeah. Could go either way. All right, well, by the end of this, you're gonna have a. More.

[B]

Have a opinion.

[C]

A passionate. Just doesn't. She isn't moved by anything.

[B]

Nothing really. I know. She's just bored.

[C]

Everything gets the same. Hey. Yeah, it's fine.

[B]

Maybe.

[C]

Well, people thought I was a. A man for a long time.

[B]

Oh, yeah. That is true. Is that true? Yeah, they did think. Nancy. I thought Nancy was a dude, too.

[C]

Nancy, Not a boy name.

[B]

Nancy be. I know, but Nancy be sending too many death videos.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Which is kind of like inherently a dude thing.

[B]

It was a dude trait. Yeah.

[C]

Well, yeah, I guess that kind of is a dude thing.

[B]

All right. You like my shoe, Nancy?

[C]

Have a gander at that shoe. You lost him?

[B]

Yeah, we lost. There we go. No, it's all right.

[C]

That's fine.

[B]

Okay. All right. Oh, my gosh. Imagine. Just imagine.

[C]

All right. All right. Where were we?

[B]

Where were we? Just imagine for a second.

[C]

Yeah, just. Nancy, what are you doing? What are you doing? Nancy?

[B]

Nancy. All right, forget it. I can't. I can't.

[C]

I know. It's ridiculous. Oh, my God.

[B]

So much joy.

[C]

I know. What was she doing? So mysterious.

[B]

Thirty minutes later, I just kind of stand there and stare down the cellar, not sure what else to do.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I decide then to put my hands palms together like I'm praying over my heart and pray. I've been praying off and on this whole night. And in the spirit realm. God, show me what you want me to see. Give me a message. What am I supposed to do now? It's in this mode of focusing on my heart center and praying to Jesus.

[C]

See? Doing some chakra ass, though. That's woman stuff. This is crazy.

[B]

It's female.

[C]

It goes back and forth, back and forth.

[B]

But it's also.

[C]

I don't understand female white people that get whisked up in. In Indian stuff is just crazy.

[B]

Yeah. I get.

[C]

Especially if you're a woman, you know they'll molest you, right?

[B]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[C]

They'll finger you if you're a white woman. If you a white woman, you white. You're bangered.

[B]

Okay. I have the sensation of being flipped inside out.

[C]

Oh, gross.

[B]

Like, I was sucked down a drain or through a portal located on my heart center. And I emerged into a different spirit realm.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Which may or may not exist. Okay. Not the everyday astral realm that we started. And so she kind of, like, did, like, a wormhole into herself into her own stuff. Side note, I've tested this on multiple occasions, and yes, your heart is a portal. That's interesting.

[C]

Fascinating. It also is a vortex. Right. So it's interesting. You got sucked into your own vortex.

[B]

Yeah. Kind of crazy.

[C]

That's. This is crazy.

[B]

If you're. It's like being sucked into your own vagina. Can you be reborn?

[C]

Huh?

[B]

Into your own butthole? I wonder.

[C]

What do you wonder? If you can.

[B]

If you can get sucked into your own butthole?

[C]

I think astrally. Yeah.

[B]

Why not?

[C]

Ass.

[B]

Let's go. Astral travel.

[C]

That's travel.

[B]

All right. All right. We got it. If you're in the astral realm of Lucia, dreaming, you don't have to plot around in that dream world until you wake. If you're lucid, you can enter another realm through your heart by connecting it to God and having faith in it and then sort of slipping or pulling your consciousness through it. Literally, like a drain or a portal. So you pull that.

[C]

I'd be mildly concerned on how to get back. Get back. Like, I got two layers. Bills to pay.

[B]

Yeah. You just might just vegetable out.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. I wonder how many people did that. And then you're just in there now.

[B]

They die in their dreams. You die in your butthole portal, you die in real life.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

The Golden Palace.

[C]

Is that what it's called in your butt?

[B]

Her heart. Oh, his heart.

[C]

His.

[B]

Their heart. Just a lot of Indian people got hearts. It's close.

[C]

Maybe not bringing brains.

[B]

It's a maybe. It's a big maybe. I come out of the heart Portal into a vast, luscious, green wilderness.

[C]

Oh, that's nice.

[B]

Mountains adorn in the distant horizon. The sky is bright blue. The sun is golden and shining. Wildlife teams everywhere. Herds of everything, Every kind of animal. Grazing, running. And boy, can I fly.

[C]

Wait, girl can you fly or boy, can you fly?

[B]

I think it's a. An expression.

[C]

It's okay. All right.

[B]

And boy, can I fly. Not the usual dream flight where you can fly, but sometimes it works better than others. Or you can maybe just long jump and soar.

[C]

I love the long jump and soar. Yeah, that's. Honestly, I'd almost rather that than the flying because it's a really fun mechanism.

[B]

That sounds like a downgrade, my nut. Having nut pain.

[C]

You're right. Yeah.

[B]

Okay, see, now that we mentioned it,

[C]

ah, it's just like. It's grating on me, you know? Yeah, yeah.

[B]

No, I can actually fly like a fighter jet.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

Pretty cool. The sense of freedom, home, peace and belonging is incredible, undeniable. It's as if the air is infused with the spiritual essence of bliss itself. That's gay.

[C]

What a gay sentence.

[B]

Nancy, do you understand why we. We are fluctuating? Which.

[C]

By the way, Nancy, this. This person who is ungendered at the current moment is experiencing something very similar to, like your lucid dreaming, where people are, like, giving you dreams, I mean, jobs in your dream. Am I not supposed to talk about this again? Where people are giving you, like, kind of missions or some,

[B]

huh, Nancy, you be getting missions?

[C]

Yeah, Nancy, tell me about a mission.

[B]

I haven't called the missions. They're just suggestions what type of they suggest. Be a little bit more verbose here. Tell us what you're talking about.

[C]

Nah, fine, Nancy, keep your secrets.

[B]

I'm flying over herds of wild beast, birds taking flight from many trees, and I see a large cross, crystal clear lake ahead. Oh, in the center of the lake, on an island, there's a golden. There's a towering golden palace.

[C]

Nice.

[B]

I look at it and I feel what I imagine a veteran of a foreign war might feel when he finally makes it back safely to his homestead and sees his wife and kids playing in the.

[C]

Wait a second. His wife?

[B]

His wife.

[C]

Now, either this is a boy or a lesbian. Lesbian, yes.

[B]

Or somebody that's just watched Gladiator.

[C]

Oh, I love the end.

[B]

With his hands.

[C]

What is it, the Illyrium Fields or the Elysium? Elysium Fields.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Such a great movie. Oh, by the way, my cousin said that he saw the second one. Yeah, he's like it's all right.

[B]

It's fine.

[C]

You watched it?

[B]

Yeah, I think it.

[C]

I didn't wanna.

[B]

I like Denzel Washington. So I was like, he's black. He's a.

[C]

He's a black. They had blacks in Rome. I don't know. Nancy. Nancy had blacks in Rome and then they probably did. But was they rich? No. Was they gay? Nancy, is there ever any black people in. In your lucid dream experience? Oh, good question. You know what? Now that you've mentioned it, no.

[B]

Yeah,

[C]

that's great. I never thought about that.

[B]

Nancy's in the segregated version. I like it.

[C]

Any Latinos? No, they're all white people. And maybe some Asians.

[B]

She probably gets put in. You probably get put into, like the

[C]

white and Asian thing?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

No Indians. Maybe some Mexicans. I don't.

[B]

Definitely not blacks. Nancy, you ever have a Mexican boyfriend?

[C]

I dated one Mexican dude.

[B]

There it is.

[C]

There it is.

[B]

Okay, so this is. Yeah, yeah, this is.

[C]

I think maybe honestly sounds really safe me to.

[B]

There some Mexicans, some Chinese, some whites.

[C]

No.

[B]

Yeah, pretty much no blacks. Sounds like a nice place. I bet you if I go there, it'll be all fucked up.

[C]

I bet you it's really like, not a lot of trash around me. Not a lot of violence.

[B]

My blood is mixed with everything.

[C]

No, I'm just saying.

[B]

Oh, her.

[C]

Yeah, her is probably not a lot of violence. Is there a lot of violence?

[B]

Were you in a mall?

[C]

In a mall? Yeah. You ever been in a mall in a dream? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[B]

This is what Atma's describing.

[C]

Is in the mall too.

[B]

They them is in the mall.

[C]

Maybe you've seen them before, but you didn't know if it was them because you don't know if they.

[B]

Was it a girl when you seen him?

[C]

Maybe. Maybe in the Malta.

[B]

Let's keep reading. Without any doubts or fear, I soar straight up to the tower to an outer balcony at the topmost chamber. I realize this chamber is more of my bedroom than wherever my body is currently lying sleeping. It's so familiar and so much like home that I don't even feel compelled to go in and look. I know everything that's there, and simply being here on the balcony is enough. I marvel at a view for a minute and then I kick jump off the balcony rail into a free fall, letting myself fall to maybe 10 or so feet above the water before turning and skimming the surface and flying off back into the sky.

[C]

Sounds like fucking kingdom hearts.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Black mall world would have been ransacked. Yeah. If you go to Black Mall World, you have to make sure you don't show up on the days that the new Jordans are getting released.

[B]

Yeah, Black Mall World is just a Foot Locker. And like in the. In the hallways Express in the hallways they're selling kung fu movies.

[C]

Yeah, that's the cool section though that you get over there. Wu Tang Clan blacks are all right, but don't go near the Foot lock

[B]

locker as where things go wrong. From the Astral Foot Locker Astral Footlock. This is probably the only time in my life, apart from a small child, from as a small child, that I woke up fully refreshed, clear headed, minimal pain in my back. Motivated beyond belief to do anything and everything. I put on some praise and worship

[C]

music in the mighty name of Jesus.

[B]

Curtains slash Bahans are my favorite type at this time. What's the. What the.

[C]

What does that mean? Good God, I don't know. It sounds exhausting. This is going back to the. The white woman women, but yeah.

[B]

So praise and worship to who? Hold on.

[C]

Let's Google that.

[B]

Whatever you just said there.

[C]

Curtains Bajans.

[B]

Bajan Kirtan. Volume one. Best devotional. So what is this?

[C]

No.

[B]

What is this? It's Krishna. It's Harry Krish. Oh my.

[C]

No.

[B]

We're gonna play some of this.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no.

[B]

Oh, yeah, we gonna play it. Damn it. We gonna play it.

[C]

But wait, there's more. This is crazy. Oh, come on, bro. What are you doing?

[B]

What is he on?

[D]

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[B]

Sis, I don't know if we should listen to it.

[C]

No, I mean, we're gonna get blapped up.

[B]

All right, let's see what's.

[C]

This is a sleep paralysis music.

[B]

This is my favorite.

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What the is this guy about? Look at this crusty. He's just doing nothing. Bubba Wallace here from 2311 Racing.

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[C]

Oh my God. Look at all the white people, bro. Come the on dog. Atma.

[B]

Let me just tell you.

[C]

Come on man.

[B]

I don't like you.

[C]

What are you doing? Atma. Good God. God. That was off putting as hell.

[B]

I cleaned the ever living out of my house listening to this.

[C]

That's it. You know it's right, right. Well no, I did see some white people in that. White men in that audience. That was a chick. That was a chick.

[B]

What do you think it smells like in that house? Spices.

[C]

Oh no, baby curry. Feet and spices. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Feet and spices is not good. Happy to be. Happy to be alive. But wait, there's more. Do you want to read this more?

[C]

Okay, but wait, there's more. This is fascinating. So over the next few years I begin a regular morning practice. I work at a remote job at the time where I sort of write my own schedule. This allows me to wake up in the morning after the body has rested, stand up, use the bat. Wait, do you. Do you stand up while you're using the bathroom? Oh, wait a second. Stand up, up, use the bathroom, whatever, very briefly. Then go lie down on my back and meditate and feel the presence of God in my heart.

[B]

Can you pee standing up?

[C]

It's probably messy. Theoretically, I guess. Yeah. I wouldn't do it. No.

[B]

Feels like a go try right now. Let us know.

[C]

Big, big mess. Okay, just a falls out. It's called a sheenus. Once in a while I have another experience though. Nothing as intense as the night of a thousand dreams and not nearly as predictable. Maybe a 10 to 15 success rate. During these years I still use the rocking method to roll out Proceed through the wall and see what awaits me. One time I remember a young girl about 12 or 13 chanting the names of God outside my house in the lucid dream realm.

[B]

Realm.

[C]

I sat beside her and chanted with her until the scenery changed and spontaneously began to construct a temple with my mind. Good God. Erecting columns, walls and dancing to the praises of God that seemed to permeate the air. While dancing, I could land a backflip 3, 30ft in the air atop an altar. Honestly, the. Attempting a backflip is very manually. That's a very manly thing to do.

[B]

I've seen David do it.

[C]

Well, I did a backflip, but front flips is really my jam.

[B]

ATM is super quiet in the chat. They them know that this is not going well for them.

[C]

No, it's going all right. You know it's not going.

[B]

This is also old. This is six months old. Maybe a little older.

[C]

That's, that's true.

[B]

Maybe.

[C]

Who knows what Atma's doing now. Place some images or items meant to glorify God.

[B]

Which one?

[C]

Jump down, keep dancing and singing about the temple until it was fully constructed. You constructed the. She could he. She constructed the third temple. It's crazy. Another time I met an old bald wizard in purple robes. He stood on a rock on a hill, a tree behind him, and I sat on the ground and just listened to him. He taught me something, but it was all in symbols and telepathic images. I was aware even as he spoke that I would not remember it on walking, but the message would be placed inside me nonetheless on waking. That explains. Oh, it's a little bit. Makes more sense. I've had similar things. Things where like I've understood things in a dream, but knew that I wasn't gonna be able to take it with me. Atma gonna be one of the coolest auntie on the block at some point or.

[B]

Or uncle or.

[C]

Or a man.

[B]

I don't know. I am so confused.

[C]

Yet another time I was meditating on a padded floor in what looked like some Japanese shout out Nancy style architecture temple on a golden orb floated in. Oh, in a golden orb rather floated in and materialized into a person and sat behind me. I did not turn to look, but I was aware that it was some old kindly man just checking on me and letting me know he was still there. Oh, it was the same old man. I guess he's talking about the wizard. Or she's talking about the wizard. Yet another time I returned to the golden palace through the heart portal. Except this time I was there in suspended animation, my arms and legs out wide just. And hanging in the air with my face turned toward a giant wall sized mural. Mural. I instinctively asked, okay, God, what are you showing me now? In the mural there were two figures, both of them snakes from the waist down and human from the waist up. One blue male and one white female. Oh, these sound like Vedic gods. What's up? The blue male on the left and the white female on the right approached each other in the center and began a loving embrace. Oh, it's about to get weird. As they embraced, the white female began to eat the blue male. And as she ate him, inside the blue male was a smaller blue male torso, also eating the blue male, except eating him from the inside.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

As I watched, wondering what this meant, I realized that the white female snake was a representation for time or Mother Nature. And the blue was a representation of the mortal self. Though you may be in love with life, you may enjoy your experiences while alive. In the end, time will consume you. However, you should never fear, because the inner spirit, the inner man, is growing from these experiences. And though your body may die, your experiences in this material life teach you love, discernment, and all manner of things fascinating to the white woman. That's not what they said. Such. All manner of things. Such that the fledgling spirit can grow. What profit? The prop. What profit? What profit? What profit if. What? What prop? Mother. Wow.

[B]

What? What is again?

[C]

No.

[B]

A man game.

[C]

I'm gonna say it. What? Okay, it's in blue. It's blue underline. Is it a real word?

[B]

It's a real word.

[C]

Consider changing to benefit. That's what it says if you double click on it. What prop. Okay. No, no, no, you're right. Man. What? What does a man gain if he gains the whole world but loses his soul? That's crazy. Profiteth. That's it.

[B]

Profiteth.

[C]

Yeah, profiteth.

[B]

There it is. It's better.

[C]

Now.

[B]

What benefits a man?

[C]

What benefits a man? Do not be tempted by the appearing nature of the mortal world. Time is eating you. Make haste. Set about the nourishment of the spirit. Spirit, not of the body.

[B]

That was just broke, David. That was.

[C]

That was really in the beginning. Indie be ninging. Indeed.

[B]

Oh, this is great. Keep going.

[C]

Okay, so after I got this message, the mural shifted into a cacophonous array. Yeah, come on, play. No games. Cacophonous array of chaotic cartoons of all kinds. I realized that this was a test if I was going to try to inundate and overwhelm. Oh, it was going to try to inundate and overwhelm me with imagery to see if I could remember or if I would forget what I was just shown. So I imagined myself as a football player, tucking the ball deep into myself so no one could take it or knock it from me, and meditated on that message until cartoon chaos subsided. Confident that I was. It was, was it wasn't going to be able to take it from me. Okay, final chapter. We made it. This is home stretch.

[B]

Still have no clue. Still no clue what this person is.

[C]

I don't know what's happening in the beginning. The first part of this chapter is closer to 2015, and the second part was in 2020. If you recall from the last chapter, I was regularly practicing this. Lying on your back, letting the body fall asleep and not following it, but not following it and remaining awake in the spirit. Okay. On one of those occasions, I did not have to rock left and right to leave my body. I realized the onset of the buzzing meditation and I simply put my mind onto my heart and deepen it a bit. Deepen it a bit too. Deepen it a bit. I was planning to rock left and right out in a few minutes where there was a sensation of rushing wind and I was lifted straight up and out. That's interesting. I get the sensation of rushing wind a lot and it feels like something's trying to suck me into like a sleep realm. It's very alarming. I'm now on my back in mid air above my body, my face about one foot away from the ceiling. Also, normally I'm still getting visual input from my closed eyes, resulting in a dark room until I move some distance away. But that is also different. This time I can see and the light clear. The light is clear, the light is clear, as if it contains less saturation and less contrast. Everything has a white gray, pastel sort of hue and is crisper than 2020 vision. I think, well, this is odd, but oh well, no need to go through the wall. Since I'm so close to the ceiling, I'll just go through the roof. I've done that before too. No big deal. Except when I try, I don't pass through the ceiling. I can feel every detail of the white bumpy material pressing every inch of my body. But I don't go through. He's got like a popcorn ceiling. Or she's got a popcorn ceiling. Again, I think how odd this is and I try it again. I'm pretty stubborn by nature, so I try this about three times. After the Third time I hear this clear, benevolent female voice. It has the sensation of a mother or sister in its tone. And it's giggling at me like I'm a silly toddler trying to walk for the first time. And she acts asks amidst the giggling, what exactly are you trying to do? I suddenly realized that I'm being a

[B]

one of these two people. Atma.

[C]

I don't know. Vampire?

[B]

No.

[C]

Unbelievable. Vampire.

[B]

I don't think.

[C]

I think. I think vampire. I realize I'm being a. I should just walk through the door like a normal person. So I land, I put my feet on the floor, and I walk out the door. When I pass through the door, I'm in an open area and I can see tiles on the floor, but the walls don't exist. The room just sort of fades into the distance. Ahead of me is a hot tub. And in the hot tub, my brother and father are relaxing. All right, we got the gender of your family. As I approach, they both stand up and are very afraid. I'm aware as I look at them that what they're seeing is a golden silhouette and not what they recognize as a family member. So I press my prayer hands to my heart and send them love telepathically, telling them, I love you. Do not be afraid. My brother understands this message and calms down, though he is somewhere between curiosity, apprehension and acceptance. My dad, however, does not. As if. It's as if telling him who I was, that I loved him, and he should not be afraid, actually made him more afraid.

[D]

Afraid.

[C]

My dad gets out of the tub and paces up and down its length while I have a short conversation with my brother, who's now relaxing. My dad reaches sort of peak in his terror, like he just can't take it anymore. And he reaches into the hot tub and pulls out a human embryo.

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[C]

He raises it up out of the water. It rapidly goes through the gestation process. What? Such that when he sits it down on the ground it is a 12 or 13 year old boy. Geez that is a crazy sentence.

[B]

Crazy sequence there.

[C]

My experience then shifts and homes in on this boy. I think it's hones in on this boy who I follow into another house. This is a house I don't recognize. But it's this. It's as if I'm watching him live his life. Anytime he has trouble or questions or needs guidance, I can talk him through.

[B]

Only talk to him though only he can see me.

[C]

Oh, I can talk to him though only he can see me and the rest of his family cannot. That's interesting. That's. That's like you're on the other side of a child who's having interactions with a spirit. The child has interactions with the spirit periodically through his childhood. But for you, it is all happening in this moment. That's weird. I can send him messages through my heart and then hold out my hand to listen to his thoughts to see if he understood. I exchange messages with him like this several times. Each time he takes a little training. I say something, listen to his thoughts, see where he's confused, retell it differently and repeat it until he understands. I wake up under the impression this boy is going to one day be my brother's son and God wants me to guide him.

[B]

Him.

[C]

Okay, cool bet. Waiting on you, God. Fast forward to 2020. I still haven't met the boy. Still waiting on God. I have another dream, a long dream about a girl I knew in high school and haven't spoken to since graduation. We almost dated back then. It's a guy or it's a lesbian.

[B]

Gay. It's a gay.

[C]

See what it is? I think it's a guy. I think I was right. Nancy, what do you think I'm making noodles. I don't know. It's gotten.

[B]

It's only gotten worse.

[C]

Unbelievable.

[B]

We almost get, like, perfect confirmation.

[C]

My testicle is just. I. I can see why you never know. Are you a chick? Atma. Look, I. I win. What? So. So what the hell happened? Oh, man. What happened there? Because Atma called and. Okay, so what I'm thinking here is it's a joint page. It's a joint name. What does Atma mean?

[B]

That's a good question. Let's see.

[C]

Atma's not a name. It's a title, and it's a joint page used by both a husband and a wife. And that's why when the wife called this the. The coffee shop, they identified themselves as Atma.

[B]

It's a Sanskrit word meaning essence, breath, or soul. And brahma is like a bowl or something like that.

[C]

Are you Indian, Atma? No, they're definitely white.

[B]

Yeah, no, they're. They're white.

[C]

They're white.

[B]

Yeah, they're white. Interesting.

[C]

There we go.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Soul cow. Thanks, India. Hey, it's Indiana Dave.

[B]

What's up, dog?

[C]

Okay, where was I? So fast forward. I still haven't met the boy. I almost dated this chick back in the day. In the dream, her grandfather has died. And I have a very expensive, ornate, and sentimental pen. Yes, ink pen. That belonged to him and is now supposed to be hers. I agree that I will take it to her. And the whole dream, literally the entire dream is excruciating. Hours of wall to wall traffic jams on highways. Dreams just testing my determination to do this thing. Or if I'll get frustrated and give up. As I mentioned, I'm stubborn. So I push through. And finally I get her to. I get to her and hand her the pen. And the dream dissolves naturally. The next day when I wake up, I feel like God wants me to find her and reach out to her. So I do. It takes not nearly as long as it should have. I tried a couple of duplicates since then. It takes not nearly as long as it should have. I tried to duplicate this. This since. And I can't. Somehow I stumbled upon her relatively quickly on Facebook and reached out.

[B]

Wait a second.

[C]

What's up?

[B]

Nope, that's the funny part. She didn't identify as Atma. Matt totally failed the assignment.

[C]

Oh. So probably saying this is I am the wife of Atma.

[B]

Are you saying that Matt got communication confused? That never happens.

[C]

I could likely be. That actually sounds. Now everything makes sense.

[B]

He's the most clear and concise person I've ever met. Or you.

[C]

Or you. Or you're lesbian. Or you're a big lesbian.

[B]

Or you a liar?

[C]

Are you a big lesbian? Liar.

[B]

Are you a big L Liar?

[C]

A big lesbian. Okay, so Atma's a boy. Atma's a lesbian boy.

[B]

You've been calling him Atma, the girl for a long time, which is very funny. So wait, if your wife called Atma.

[C]

My wife.

[B]

Your wife called the shop.

[C]

Atma's wife.

[B]

And he didn't understand. Matt didn't understand?

[C]

No,

[B]

I'd really love to understand, like, what happened in this conversation.

[C]

I think I know exactly what. What. What happened there.

[B]

Atma's wife.

[C]

His wife called the shop? Yeah.

[B]

To say what? What did they say?

[C]

I don't remember. Okay.

[B]

And she listens to the show too. Interesting. Very confusing.

[C]

Ah, man, this testicle is just killing me, Man.

[B]

Man, we're almost there.

[C]

All right, where am I at here?

[B]

What's wrong with it?

[C]

I don't know. It's just like. I think it's being constricted by my tight shorts.

[B]

We struck up a conversation. It turned out she thought I was dead, apparently called my house, and someone pranked her when I wasn't around. Damn you, brother.

[C]

Damn you, brother.

[B]

I'll spare you the romance novel, but it's the beginning of COVID We're both concerned about what the future holds, and she wants to start a serious garden. Garden. I mount up with a tiller on a trailer and drive out to help her get started. Guess who I see when she opens the door and lets me in her house. It's the boy. Oh, the blonde boy my dad pulled out of the hot tub. Except he's five right now. Oh, thank God I wasn't crazy these. These five years and.

[C]

Wait.

[B]

Wait up. Thank God I wasn't crazy these five years I waited on him. Turns out I had the vision about the. The time the boy was born.

[D]

Born?

[B]

We're married now. Me and the girl from high school. I didn't marry the boy, but he is my stepson.

[C]

That's crazy. Wow. That's crazy if you got this far.

[B]

Thanks for reading it all. I love your show and appreciate you guys more than you could possibly guess.

[C]

That's awesome.

[B]

That is crazy. Did I ever tell you crazy story, man?

[C]

I had a dream about my son when I was maybe 12.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, you said that.

[C]

I watched him walk towards me. Dude, it's so funny because every. Well, it wasn't a dream. It wasn't a dream, though. I was awake and I had woken up from sleep and I saw him. I didn't recognize him. I knew he was related to me somehow. I didn't have siblings, but the. The vibe that I got from him was like a brother or something. I did. I guess I. You know, I didn't know what it felt like to have a son at all, So I didn't know. I'm just trying to figure out, like, I saw this little boy. The main takeaway was he was coming to wake me up from a nap, which is, like. If you understood, like, my love for naps and how my son wakes me up from them all the time. It's weird. It's so weird that I saw him and he just, like, fucking evaporated. And I remember being like, fuck, man, I can't get a nap in.

[B]

Huh?

[C]

Huh? 12 years old, and I'm like, can't get a nap in.

[B]

Those days are done, dog.

[C]

Those days are done. Yeah. Can't get a nap. And then all of a sudden, years later, here I am, can't get a napping.

[B]

I get any. You getting naps in lately?

[C]

I do be napping.

[B]

Yeah. I am, I guess at 10, right? That stops. Slows down.

[C]

10 years old is a pretty sweet age if you want to take a nap.

[B]

Damn, I'm close.

[C]

You're close? You're gonna be napping soon.

[B]

We halfway.

[C]

This is nice, bro. I mean, I've been napping.

[B]

Yeah. We did it. We did. A nice invitation for. For his birthday. I'm not going to show it on there because, you know, show my son.

[C]

Oh, yeah. You're gonna face docs. Your son.

[B]

Yeah. That's not good.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You ready to get out of here? Untwist your nuts?

[C]

Nut hurts, man. I might have torsion going on.

[B]

You got some testicular torsion?

[C]

Well, yeah, because you could twist your nut. You know that?

[B]

Yeah. How does. How does that happen?

[C]

I don't know. You just be moving around. It gets all twisted up and.

[B]

See the ufc. What's his name?

[C]

Ben Askren. No. Okay.

[B]

That was cool.

[C]

He's got. He's got torsion.

[B]

No, again, Cody Garbrandt got kicked in the nuts, ended up throwing up in the cage.

[C]

It was nasty. Really?

[B]

It was a nasty one.

[C]

Yeah, I got. He probably got torsion.

[B]

Won the fight.

[C]

All right. Hell, yeah.

[B]

Won the fight.

[C]

That's when you ever see women when they go, like, you get into a fight with a man, you stomp on his foot and then you kick him in the nuts. I'm like, he'll kill you.

[B]

He'll kill you.

[C]

If he's gonna kill you and you kick him in the balls, he's gonna. He's gonna deal with it later.

[B]

Makes you very angry.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's. But it's not like this thing that they do in the. On TV where it's this. It stops the whole thing and the guy goes, oh. And then he falls onto his knees and falls onto his belly.

[B]

That's only after you. You've. You've established that you could stop that.

[C]

That's only after you've established the death of the woman who kicked you in the balls. And then you fall to your knees. Go ahead, Nancy.

[B]

Go ahead, Nancy. You're talking about. What are you gonna say?

[C]

Oh, I didn't say anything.

[B]

Just boiling water over there.

[C]

Breathing. You ever kick a man in the balls, Nancy? No.

[B]

Good for you, Nancy. Guys, we're gonna get out of here. We're not gonna be around for the rest of the week.

[C]

Yeah, I'm going. I'm going camping and I'm gonna d d

[B]

Detangle his ball.

[C]

Detangle this nut. I'm going to turn off my phone and stuff and I'm going to go spend some time, go fishing with my son and. And chill, man. It's going to be nice.

[B]

In the pages they foresee, That's the

[C]

spot when the last trumpet sounds.

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