Kids Conspiracy Q&A

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad – Kids Conspiracy Q&A

Episode Title: Kids Conspiracy Q&A
Podcast: Nephilim Death Squad
Host: TopLobsta Productions
Date: August 31, 2025
Guests: Layla, Oliver (children, first-time and returning guests)

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Episode Overview

In this playful and eclectic episode, TopLobsta sits down for a freewheeling Q&A with young guests Layla and Oliver to explore conspiracy theories, folklore, and "big questions"—all from a unique, childlike perspective underpinned by Biblical curiosities. The trio dives into topics like Bigfoot and Yetis, the secret lives of pigeons and cats, haunted castles, and the existence of hidden cities under the ocean. Throughout, TopLobsta encourages candid, often hilarious, speculation, while sprinkling in audience questions and references to conspiracy lore.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Meet the Kid Panel (04:48)

• Guest Intros: Layla (return guest) and Oliver from Florida (first time on). Kids are eager to discuss conspiracies.
• Topic selection: The kids express strong interest in talking about Bigfoot.

2. Bigfoot vs. Yeti (05:11–09:33)

• Discussion: Are Bigfoot and Yeti the same? Kids offer creative theories.
  • Layla: “Bigfoot is about the same size as yeti.”
  • Oliver: “Yetis are usually white in a cave. And his face is blue.”
  • Debate arises over whether Yetis have smaller feet than Bigfoot.
• Host: “There can’t be a yeti in Florida. It’s too hot.”
• Layla (on Bigfoot’s fur color): “It stays hot and stays Brown.” (08:20)

3. Conspiracy Q&A Rapid-Fire

Cats Running the Internet (11:19–13:53)

• Q: “Do you think it’s possible that cats secretly run the Internet?”
• Layla: “No, it’s not possible. They don’t even have any hands.” (13:19)

Are Pigeons Spy Robots? (14:00–16:34)

• Host reference: “Alex Jones said that they were government...little robots sent to watch us by the government.” (15:26)
  • Oliver: “Robots doesn’t got hearts.”
  • Kids insist pigeons are real birds, not robots: “They fly…they look real to you?”

Are Birds Real? (16:25–16:46)

• Oliver and Layla confidently affirm that birds are real, dismissing online conspiracies.

Do Toys Come Alive at Night? (17:12–18:12)

• Layla: “Labu boos have little demons inside them...We do not mess with them.” (17:36–18:08)
• Imagination rules out: “No. Well, they could move if I have them at a certain way and they roll over...or a toy that could walk.”

Does The Rock Eat Babies? (18:12–18:30)

• (Tongue-in-cheek) “It drinks blood. But he doesn’t eat the whole baby.”
• Host: “He drinks blood. But he doesn’t eat the whole baby?”

Are Dreams Another Universe? (19:03–19:35)

• Layla: “A dream... is imagination that you get in your mind, but that you want to keep.”

Bigfoot in the Backyard? (20:03–20:26)

• Both kids are skeptical they’ll find Bigfoot locally: “No, never. Never, Never.”
• Host: “I don’t think he’s back there. I’ve never seen one.”

Black Eyed Children & Mermaids (20:30–21:03)

• Brief affirmation of "seeing" Black Eyed Children, classic podcast banter.

4. Haunted Castles and Monster Lore (21:15–22:50)

• Are Castles Haunted?
  • Layla: “Because I think there’s mobs. Mobs are like monsters. Mobs from Roblox.”
• Zombies vs. Mummies: Fun debate about differences—“A mummy is wrapped up in toilet paper...A zombie is one that doesn’t have toilet paper on them.”

5. More Kid Questions—Aliens, Flat Earth, and More

Aliens as Teachers or Neighbors (23:25–24:37)

• Skepticism reigns, but elaborate disguises (“a helmet...like a person helmet”) are theorized.

Origins: Did We Come from Aliens or Monkeys? (25:14–25:28)

• Layla: “We come from God. That’s all my questions.”

UFOs and Flying Saucers (25:56–27:14)

• Oliver claims to have seen a UFO on TV; both kids associate UFOs directly with aliens.

Secret Cities under the Ocean (35:42–36:28)

• Layla: “Yes...a bridge and some, like, buildings on the water...Mermaids can only live there. Yeah, people are already dead.”

6. The Shape of the Earth and the Nature of the Stars (34:21–35:20)

• Q: “What shape is the earth?”
  • Layla: “It’s circled.”
• Q: “What do you think the stars are? Could they be giants watching over us?”
  • Layla: “No. A hot balloon...like balls. Hot balls inside.”

7. Notable Moment: Of Podcasts and Farts (29:44–30:08)

• Host: “What do I do for a living?”
  • Oliver: “Doing podcasts with what? Fart David.”
• Running joke about “Fart David” being the unseen third wheel.

8. The Reality of TV and Imagination vs. Fact (36:25–37:05)

• Q: “Do you think that everything you see on TV is real?”
  • Layla: “Kind of, almost.”
• The kids parse fantasy (“Barbie,” “Boots talking”) from reality.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Pigeons as Robots:

  • Layla (to the government bird theory): “No, we feed them at Rural King...They look real to you?” (15:19)
  • Oliver: “Robots doesn’t got hearts.” (14:37)

• On Conspiracies About The Rock:

  • Layla: “It drinks our blood. Kids blood.” (18:26)

• On the Origins of People:

  • Layla: “We come from God. That’s all my questions. We come from up there.” (25:22)

• On the Internet:

  • Oliver: “It is kind of...it’s electrical. You can’t touch it...The Internet has electric in it. It’s power.” (11:27–12:00)

• On Haunted Castles:

  • Layla: “[They’re haunted] because I think there’s mobs. Mobs are like monsters. Mobs from Roblox.” (21:19)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Bigfoot & Yeti Deep Dive: 05:11–09:33
• Cats & Pigeons Run the World?: 13:15–16:46
• Toys at Night & Demon Labu boos: 17:12–18:12
• Aliens in Disguise: 23:25–24:37
• Shape of the Earth & The Stars: 34:21–35:20
• UFOs & Secret Cities Underwater: 25:56–27:14, 35:42–36:21
• Jokes about Podcasting/Farts: 29:44–30:14

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Tone & Style

The episode is raucous, unscripted, and delightfully candid, drawing on the unfiltered creativity of kids to tackle questions that would usually flummox adults, all with TopLobsta’s deadpan humor and willingness to let flights of fancy (and toilet humor) take over. The Biblical lens is visible but secondary—serving mainly as a gentle anchor for imagination-based speculations.

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Final Thoughts

“Kids Conspiracy Q&A” blends the enthusiasm and unexpected insight of its young guests with classic internet lore and enduring mysteries. The results are as comical as they are thought-provoking, offering a window into how conspiracies (and the big existential questions) might look from the vantage point of an unfettered child’s imagination.

Transcript

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We are being hypnotized by people like this. Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely.

[B]

Oh, yeah, dude, this is nothing. It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying what happened to the home of the brave. Take controlness now when no one's talking about it, man, it's finally slaves and everybody's just walking around. Welcome to the end of day Everybody is slave. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison. Welcome back to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad. I am Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. Dave is not here. He didn't show up for work today. And that's okay. We have some replacements. But before we get into the replacements, let's talk about the Patreon. You can join the Patreon here and watch this episode live ad free. You could be in the members chat. Check it out. We got all kinds of stuff here. Old TLC stuff, old merch drops for Bohemian Grove. When Bohemian Grove tickets drop, you can buy those tickets first. Go to patreon.com forward/nephilimdesquad. Check that out. We also have some discount codes to toplobster.com. go ahead and check that out. You know what? I'm going to bring in the guest while we do this. Guys, which one of these shirts would you like? Which one do you like the best? Go ahead and tell me to stop and go ahead and point it out. What do you think? You don't like that one, right? Little spooky.

[D]

I don't have spooky.

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[D]

Not pizza.

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I like the yellow horse. I like that.

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[D]

In Florida.

[B]

Okay. Oliver from Florida. Oliver in Florida. And Layla in Florida. I guess you don't want to introduce yourself. So welcome back to the show, Layla. And welcome to the show for the first time, Oliver. You guys wanted to be on real bad, so now you're on. And what are we going to talk about? What do you want to talk about?

[D]

I still haven't finished. I want to talk about Bigfoot.

[B]

You want to talk about the. All these guys want to talk about Is bigfoot.

[D]

We haven't finished.

[B]

What do you think we did finish? We talk about bigfoot all the time. Did you know. Do you know the book of Daniel, kind of in the Bible? Daniel? Yeah. And the lion's den. You remember that?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And you remember Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego that they got thrown into the fire? Do you remember that? But then that there was an angel there with them. You guys remember that story?

[D]

No.

[B]

Oliver remembers. He was paying attention in Sunday school. What were you doing?

[D]

I was in the big school.

[B]

He was in a different school. I guess they didn't teach you that.

[D]

So I was in the big school. Oliver was in the little school. At church, he was in the baby one. I was in the bigger one with my friends. I learned about something else.

[B]

Well, maybe you need to be in the baby class. They're teaching pretty good, no? Well, we're gonna have to talk with the people there. But you remember. Whatever. So that's the story of Daniel. And Daniel was interpreting the king's dreams. Do you guys remember that?

[D]

I don't remember.

[B]

You don't remember any of this? Oh, my goodness. What are they teaching these people? What are they teaching you at school? Guys at. At. At Sunday school? They don't know. All right, so do you want to know the story?

[D]

No.

[B]

No. They don't even care. But it has to do with the bigfoot. Still don't care.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

All right, so what questions do you have about bigfoot? Maybe the chat could answer you.

[D]

Dad.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

That I know something about books and yeti.

[B]

Okay, well, tell us. Maybe. Maybe they don't know. Tell us. Tell us about bigfoot and yeti.

[D]

Bigfoot is about the same size as yeti.

[B]

Yeah, they're like the same thing. I think a bigfoot is one that you're gonna see in. In a forest, and a yeti is one that you're gonna see in the cold. Yetis are usually white in a cave.

[D]

And his face is blue.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, like, you know. You know the polar bear.

[D]

Yeah, no, no, in front. And I noticed that. That yeti, it is. It is the bigfoot.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

They're the same thing, but in different places.

[B]

In different. Yeah, so like I was saying, like.

[D]

No, in same places.

[B]

There can't. There can't be a yeti in Florida. It's too hot.

[D]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

Talk into the microphone.

[D]

The snow, it turns different. It turns different when it's snowy.

[B]

Yeah, but when does it snow here?

[D]

No, it stays hot and stays Brown.

[B]

Yeah, he's brown here. But when it's. When it snows, then they turn white. Probably.

[D]

Maybe. Yeah, they're different things. Okay. They're different things. Don't first attack them. No, they're different things. Okay. No, the fur got covered in. No.

[B]

And that's why he's white.

[D]

Yeah, well, he's still the same thing. Oliver. Oliver. They're still like. One is a yeti, one is a bigfoot there. One has a little foot. One has a big foot, so they're not the same.

[B]

Okay, so which one. Which one has the little foot?

[D]

It's the yeti.

[B]

The yeti has the little yeti's foot.

[D]

Smaller, and the bigfoot has a big foot.

[B]

That actually makes a lot of sense.

[D]

No, no. Yeah, they got the same amount of big. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't know what that is.

[B]

All right, well, hold on. Let's ask the chat. Can you help us out? What's the difference between a yeti and a bigfoot? And does the bigfoot have a bigger. Have a bigger foot than the yeti? I guess that's. These are the questions that we're asking, right?

[D]

Yeah. Both of them got this. Yes. Type of foot. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[B]

Okay. All right. All right.

[C]

Who.

[B]

Which one of you guys has a bigger foot?

[D]

I have.

[B]

So you're the bigfoot, and then that means he's the yeti.

[D]

No, you are the bigfoot. I'm the medium, and he is a yeti.

[B]

Okay. All right, perfect. You know what, guys? I don't know if there's much else to say about the Bigfoot. We kind of nailed it. We know about his brother, the yeti with a smaller foot there.

[D]

About the fallen angels. We haven't discovered it yet.

[B]

We talked about the fallen angels. I don't want to talk about that.

[D]

Please.

[B]

No, I want to ask you guys questions. I have. I have a list of questions here to ask you guys that I looked up. Okay, but you gotta remember, Oliver, you gotta talk into the microphone, okay? So that everyone could hear you.

[D]

Okay? Aliens. Wait, look. Yeah, I know aliens.

[B]

Okay, well, there's some. Honestly, if. If you. If you bear with me, there are questions here about aliens. They're asking in the chat right now. They said, how can David rebound from this? They don't like David. They think you guys are a better replacement. I don't know if I agree, but this is what they're saying. They're telling David that he has to go back to welding to his old Job?

[D]

What's his old job? Making stinky farts?

[B]

Yeah, he used to work at the fart factory.

[D]

And.

[B]

And now he doesn't. Now he just does farts here for free. Mama Lobster says hi. Well, I says hello. Okay. All right, so here's the first question. Do you think cats do you for. Before we even ask this, do you guys know what the Internet is?

[D]

No.

[B]

All right, Oliver, do you know what it is? Can you try to explain it to us? Whatever you think it is, it's electric.

[D]

Yeah, electric.

[B]

Don't grab. Don't grab it. Just talk into it.

[D]

Electric. It is dangerous inside. The Internet. It is kind of. It's electrical.

[B]

It's electrical. What is?

[D]

You can't touch it.

[B]

What's in the Internet?

[D]

The Internet has electric in it. It's power. Yeah, power. And electric to power. Thank you.

[B]

And what could you use it for? What do you use it for?

[D]

To turn on stuff.

[C]

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[B]

Hey, Gecko, can you sing my son a lullaby?

[C]

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[B]

Nice work, G. Not like a light. Let Geico work for you. Get more with Geico. To turn, like, to watch shows like what?

[D]

And to turn on the lights like what? Sometimes like what?

[B]

You just reminded me I should turn on these lights. Behind us we have. We have a bunch of cool lights that I forgot to turn on. Look, we're doing it through the Internet. Watch this. Boom. Look behind me. All these lights, huh?

[D]

God.

[B]

Pretty cool. I forgot. Okay, so something like that, I guess.

[D]

I don't have a light.

[B]

Yeah, I know. I gotta work on some lights on that side I just haven't built out.

[D]

How about the TV wire? We don't know what to talk about.

[B]

All right, guys, we'll be talking about it now. So they want to know. Do you think. Do you think it's possible that cats secretly run the Internet?

[D]

No, it's not possible. Okay.

[B]

Why not?

[D]

They don't even have any hands.

[B]

Yeah, but they have paws. They could probably type a little bit.

[D]

Yeah, and Dom could put them there. Thumbnail to. To. Okay, so break the keyboard.

[B]

Is that a no? What do we think? Yes or no? Yes or no? Oliver is a yes. Layla is.

[D]

I can't. No, no, no, no. That cannot type. They don't know what's best, and they're all scratch things up, like Linda.

[B]

Okay, perfect. Here's another question for you guys. What if pigeons. You guys know what pigeons are?

[D]

Yes, I do.

[B]

Okay, what if pigeons are actually tiny robots that spy on us?

[D]

No. Well, there are robots, but that word spying on us.

[B]

Do you think. Do you think that the pigeons are the spies? Oliver, stop touching the mic. Just talking.

[D]

No, they're just looking at us. They're spying on us like. Yeah, them are not robots. Oliver, there, like. And the pigeon. God, let me talk.

[B]

No, no, one at a time. This is how you do a podcast. One and one. And so if he's talking, you let him go. Go ahead, Oliver. What are you saying? They don't have hearts?

[D]

Yeah, Robots doesn't got hearts.

[B]

That's true. And you think pigeons have hearts?

[D]

Yes, they do.

[B]

Have you seen. Have you seen a pigeon heart before? I'm gonna turn this TV off because it's distracting you. We got the. The acidic Jew is distracting Oliver. Okay, so you've seen a pigeon heart before?

[D]

No, we didn't.

[B]

So how do you know if they have a heart or not?

[D]

Because everybody has a heart. And. Yeah. Yeah. Robot would different.

[B]

You think they would look more like metal.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, have you seen. Have you seen the pigeons up close?

[D]

Kind of. I seen a bird from Rural King. Close.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. You feed them at Rural King, right? Yeah. They look real to you?

[D]

Yeah. Yes, they do. They fly.

[B]

So you guys are calling. You calling BS on this, But Alex Jones. Alex Jones said that they were government. They were. They were little robots sent to watch us by the government. Yeah, he said they're spying on us. Like, they're sending us robot drones and they're recording everything we're saying, and then they're watching and they're sending it to the White House. You don't believe that.

[D]

It's not true. Okay? No.

[B]

All right. Do you think Alex Jones is stupid?

[D]

No. It is. Is. Is. A pigeon would have wings, but tries to fly. It can't fly because it's got talking.

[B]

To the microphone, Ollie boy. So they could hear you.

[D]

Okay. Pigeons would not fly. Is on our robots too heavy. Yeah, because the maids are made out of metal.

[B]

They have another question here, guys.

[D]

Made out of feathers.

[B]

So they want to know something. That's an even bigger question. He's saying. So you think that birds are real?

[D]

Yes, they are. They are real.

[B]

Okay, okay. So these people are obviously stupid to even ask that question. They want to Know if they're real? Do they exist? Birds.

[D]

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[B]

Okay, next question. Perfect. Good. This is good. You guys are doing good. Oliver, this is your first time. You're killing it. Just make sure when you talk, talk right into the microphone so that everyone can hear you. And you can look at me when you talk. All right? Don't worry about this. The screens. There's a lot of screens. I know. It's kind of crazy in here. Okay, here's the next question. This is a good question for you guys. Could your. Could your toys come alive at night when no one's watching? Is that possible?

[D]

No. No. No. Well, they could move if I have them at a certain way and they're roll over. Or a toy that could walk.

[B]

Who?

[D]

Labu Boo. Yeah. I walk at night.

[B]

They walk at night?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Why you say that for?

[D]

Because I'm trying to get in your bedrooms.

[B]

Who said that?

[D]

It's true. No one. Baboo Labubus have little demons inside them. Yeah. Want to steal.

[B]

Who said that?

[D]

And we don't know what. Dumber. Evil White. A member.

[B]

Yeah. Who's telling you that? Did. Well, I say that to you?

[D]

No, you said them were evil.

[B]

I said that?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you believe everything I say?

[D]

Well, Labo boos are evil.

[B]

They are. They are evil. Don't. We don't mess with those.

[D]

We do not mess with them. And my friend has them.

[B]

Okay, one. One quick question. Quick question. We're going to do a quick fire round. Does the rock eat babies?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What?

[D]

It drinks blood.

[B]

He drinks blood. But he doesn't eat the whole baby.

[D]

No, no. He drinks our blood. Kids blood.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah. Only drinks the babies and kids flood. Wait, no. Trona floods. And I have one question. Because the drone of floods are too stinky. I have one question.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I have one question.

[B]

Okay, go ahead. What's your question?

[D]

Every time when we play Roblox, I think Willow said it her said, be aware. Grown ups.

[B]

Yeah. Be aware. That's actually good advice.

[D]

No, no, no. From Roblox.

[B]

Don't play. You shouldn't even play that. Okay, next question.

[D]

It's really fun to play, though.

[B]

What if dreams are actually a different universe that we go to at night?

[D]

What? No.

[B]

What do you think? What. A better question. What are. What is a dream?

[D]

A dream. It is a thing. Imagination.

[B]

One at a time.

[D]

Imagination that you get in your mind, but. But that you know, that you want to keep.

[B]

Oh, okay. So it's one that you get in your mind that you want to Keep. Okay. And, Layla, what do you think the dream is? You disagree?

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

You don't know what a dream is? You never thought about it?

[D]

I have a dream.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. Stay. Stay on your own camera. Respect the cameras. All right, we'll move on to some serious questions. More serious questions. Here. Here's one that we were kind of just talking about. Do you think Bigfoot hides in the forests near us? No, no, in the back, right there in that forest. Is there a Bigfoot there?

[D]

No, never. Never, Never. Yeah, I don't think even. Bigfoot. Yeah. Does Bigfoot even exist? I don't know. Yes, him does. He does this.

[B]

Dad And Oliver, you think he's. You think he's back? I don't think he's back there. I've never seen one.

[D]

Okay, so you could as well go back there. It's. It's going to look brown.

[B]

It's gonna look brown. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. We gotta move on.

[D]

What? Hair on.

[B]

We got a question from the chat. They want to know if you've ever seen Black Eyed Children. Black Eyed Children. Yes or no will do.

[D]

Yes, yes. Yes.

[B]

Okay, moving on.

[D]

I have a black eye, do I?

[B]

No, it's brown. Yeah, brown. Could mermaids still live in the deep ocean where the submarines can't reach?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, clearly.

[D]

But mermaids doesn't exist.

[B]

Mermaids don't exist.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, Oliver, just move over because you want to be in the screen when it switches to the three screen there. All right. Okay, that's fine. Let's see if there's any more. Do you think that there's any old castles that are haunted?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah. Why do you think that happens?

[D]

Because I think there's mobs. Mobs are like monsters.

[B]

Mobs.

[D]

Mobs are monsters. Mobs from Roblox. Could I talk about zombies? Yes, let's go ahead. Go, go, go.

[B]

Hold on, hold on. What about a zombie?

[D]

A zombie eats brains. No, a zombie. It is a mummy.

[B]

Oh, no, it's not.

[D]

No, no.

[B]

I'll remove over in your chair.

[D]

A zombie is not a mummy. A zombie is not a mummy. Yes. A mummy is wrapped up in toilet and, like, toilet paper, I think.

[B]

Okay. And a zombie. A zombie is one that doesn't have toilet paper on them.

[D]

Yes, yes. But it eats friends. But it eats brains. But it's floss. No, no. I saw in the movie. I. I saw in the. In. In a show that. That I saw a mommy wrapped up with floss. And then it. And then the mouse tried Pulling it. And then. And then it turned. And then when it spins around, and then it was fleeing him. Body was fleeing.

[B]

Oh, then he was green.

[D]

What?

[B]

That's an interesting story.

[D]

Green.

[B]

Okay, we. We got some more. We. Well, there's actually a good question here from the chat. Do you guys think David's Pokemon card collection is stupid?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And you, Layla? Yeah, yeah, I think so, too. All right, back to. Back to the big questions, but yours. I don't have a Pokemon collection. No, it's gone. I gave it away. I gave it to David because it was stupid. Okay, you ready?

[D]

It was owed.

[B]

You ready for the next question?

[D]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[B]

Moving on to the fire round. What if aliens hide on Earth disguised as teachers or neighbors?

[D]

That's why I never go to teachers class.

[B]

That's why you don't go to teachers.

[D]

I don't go to school.

[B]

Yeah, we do. We just do homeschool. Oliver, what do you think?

[D]

But. But Ms. Mel. But. But aliens. Doesn't. Doesn't please. In planet Earth. Oh, yeah.

[B]

They don't breathe here.

[D]

Yeah, well, they can put a hammer, like a head. Him.

[B]

A helmet. Yeah, but they could put a helmet on so that they could. I don't really know how it works.

[D]

No, no, don't see the helmet.

[B]

We'd be able to see it, right?

[D]

No, no, like. Like a person helmet.

[B]

What? If a person. If a person has a big helmet on their head, then we know for sure that they're alien. Right? Because they can't breathe the air bubble.

[D]

Baba. We have a big head. Some of us have big heads.

[B]

Oliver has a big head, but I don't think he's an alien.

[D]

Yeah, I'm not an alien.

[B]

Okay, what happened. What happened with the ear? No, no, don't do that. Don't. It hurts your ears?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. You could take it off. Put it down. Can you hear us? Okay, good.

[D]

I could hear and I could flee in here.

[B]

You could breathe?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so. Yeah, so clearly not an alien. You can leave it there, Layla.

[D]

You just watch this.

[B]

No, no, no. Put it. Put it down. Because now we're distracted from the show. The people came here to watch a good show. They want to know. Do you think? All right, we'll wait. Leila, just put it down, okay?

[D]

I'm trying to. I'm just gonna put it down like that.

[B]

Put it just like that. Okay. Do you think that we came from aliens and monkeys?

[D]

No. No, never.

[B]

Where do we come from?

[D]

We come from God. Yeah. That's all my questions. We come from up There.

[B]

Yeah. God made us, right? Yeah, I agree. I think people that say we came from aliens and monkeys are just weird out. Weird. Chaney Cheney said that. They are so adorbs. I always think top is so cute, but this does me in. Oh, they. She loves you. She loves you guys. Okay, perfect. I think we should move to the next. You want to move to the next question?

[D]

Yeah. The hardest question of all.

[B]

Do you guys know what a UFO is?

[D]

Yes. Yeah.

[B]

It's a fine saucer, something like that, right?

[D]

It's a flying.

[B]

Sit down, Sit down.

[D]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Get uncomfortable. That's a flying big sip that goes in planet space. Like. Like. Like sassy. He saw on the. He saw like alien sip a ufo. And I saw one. I saw one on the Tivia ufo. Me too. I saw it too.

[B]

Oh, wow. How many did you see?

[D]

1.

[B]

What are they letting you watch over there at Willow's house?

[D]

It was a long, long, long time ago.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[D]

It wasn't at Wow's house. It was at your house. No, it was. It was at. Well, I was like. Hey. Okay.

[B]

It was at my house. All right. All right. Let's get back. Let's get it back together. Let's get back together. Do you think that the UFOs could just be advanced airplanes from the future?

[D]

No, no. It's from aliens. Aliens make the UFOs and come to planet Earth and there can breathe like planet Earth. I want to add to my own trash.

[B]

Oh, you want to ask it. Is this your show or is this my show? No, no, no. This is my show. I asked the questions. Me.

[D]

No. Try saying something.

[B]

I don't. We ask them. Can you ask them and see what they say? Because we do the show and we do it for the people. See all the people that are typing here? They're the ones that tell us what they like. So you got to ask them. And if they say yes, then we can do it. You go ahead and ask them. Oliver, you can ask them.

[D]

Is a teacher.

[B]

No, no. Ask them if you could ask a question.

[D]

It is a trash.

[B]

No, you. They have to say yes. You have to ask them. Ask them. Say, can I ask.

[D]

Do they like teachers?

[B]

Oh, you're just asking them the question. Do they like teachers?

[D]

Okay, did them say yes or no?

[B]

They say yes. What's the question?

[D]

Okay, that is a question. Is an alien went down to earth with a helmet and. And. But the. With a mask to. Around them face. And then. And then. Don't park with. With. With a flying saucer. What? And don't go to the flying officer attending to be like a ailing there like a teacher. And then the wood and then them will go in and find saucer and. But is anybody see them and is. Is them come back as a teacher and then them will know as that summer alien.

[B]

I agree. That wasn't really a question, but I agree they have questions for you guys now. So we're gonna move on. I'm sorry. This is how the show goes. You want to be on the show this they. It's question time. Nancy, can you say hi to Nancy? Say hi, Nancy. No, they're not gonna say. He's gonna wave. Okay. She says, what do you think your dad does for a living? Good question. What do I do? What do I do for a living? Is the question. Yeah, but what does that mean? Like, what kind of work do I.

[D]

Do doing podcasts with what? Fart David. With who but Fart David?

[B]

Yeah, I work with David Farting and I do. I do podcasts with David. Right?

[D]

No, Fart David that you sit in his chair that he farts in.

[B]

That's kind of what we do. Well, I sit in here.

[D]

Him farts in that chair.

[B]

He farts in that chair. I do the podcast in this chair. That's what we do for. For work. Yeah, let's move on.

[D]

Never sit in here. David farts.

[B]

All right, all right. Very serious. Very serious. What if the moon has a secret side that we're not supposed to see?

[D]

I'll go on it. I'll go like in a rocket. Zip and go.

[B]

You think we can. You think we can go to the moon?

[D]

Yes, with a rocket. Sip and go around and round and round and up and down.

[B]

You think we could land on it?

[D]

Yes, we could, Oliver, but we can't fly. We can't fly because when we had will run out of gas.

[B]

Could. That's a possibility. That's a possibility. All right. I like those answers. We're gonna move on. We're gonna ask a couple more. Look, almost. Yeah, look. She want for. She said, I want a podcast for 90 minutes. Well, we're in it now, so buckle up. We have a couple more questions, and then we could wrap it up. Okay, guys.

[D]

Nope. No, no. We're going until we're ready to go to Matt's.

[B]

Okay. Shout out to Matt. All right. Could Bigfoot be allergic? Do you think Bigfoot is allergic to having his picture taken?

[D]

No. So how come I think so? I don't know. How come opened.

[B]

No one's taken his picture before.

[D]

Nobody has ever seen a Bigfoot. He. He's out in that wild. Nobody wants to go in the wild.

[B]

Out in that wild.

[D]

Yeah, but I saw him.

[B]

No, I think you're lying. See, look, you're contributing. You're adding to the. To the lies. You never saw a Bigfoot.

[D]

No, we never. But I know he has big furry hair. Yeah, on his face. Okay, but I could see him.

[B]

What do you guys know about werewolves? Don't. Don't do that to the mic. What do you guys know about werewolves?

[D]

Werewolves come out, say hi. Don't come out at the night. But them never came here. But they say, ow, ow, ow. We never heard that.

[B]

They howl at the moon.

[D]

Yeah, but. But we never heard. So them are not in here. Well, they'll be here, but them are not here because we never heard one. We will hear it because somehow it's so loud that it will flash the w house down.

[B]

Yeah, maybe.

[D]

Daddy?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Every time when I see you come. Every time when I see somebody come out the room, when you're doing a podcast with David or you.

[B]

Or she's about to say something crazy.

[D]

Why you come out the room? Do you pause it or something?

[B]

When we come out the room, when we're doing a show? What do you mean?

[D]

Like, go and get something?

[B]

Yeah. Do we pause it? No, we're live. If I leave the room, these guys just sit here and they wait and they watch us. They watch nothing. They look at the chair. That's what happens if I leave, Baba.

[D]

I leave and you two are here.

[B]

You want to leave already? We're gonna. We only have five minutes left. We've been going for a long time.

[D]

Can we do it for like. Like. Like when we're ready to go to Matt house.

[B]

We're almost ready.

[D]

No, no. I'm gonna go. Be nine more minutes.

[B]

All right, last question.

[D]

Wait, wait. No, no. Dad gonna go somewhere. Okay. I'm just gonna get a drink.

[B]

Nine more minutes, last question, and then we're done.

[D]

No, no, no.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Can we stay home for five more minutes, please? Yeah.

[B]

You just want to stay here for five more minutes?

[D]

A couple more.

[B]

All right. Guys, this isn't good tv. These people are watching this. They're. They're not. They're not liking it. They're. They're saying, look. They're saying, look, why you want to leave? They're asking, is there any more questions?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. They want to know if you guys think actually real. That's.

[D]

It is real. We always see it.

[B]

And what shape is the earth?

[D]

It's circled.

[B]

Okay. I haven't taught you guys much, I guess. Ah. All right. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. We're gonna ask one more question. Okay. Where was it? This was. This was a really good one, but I. I thought that it was kind of cr. They said, what do you think the stars are? And could they be. Could the stars just be giants watching over us?

[D]

No.

[B]

What are the stars then?

[D]

Aha. A hot balloon.

[B]

A hot balloon? What do you mean?

[D]

Inside the. Like, balls. Hot balls inside. I don't know really.

[B]

Oh, stars, they're like. Like fire up in the sky. Interesting.

[D]

Star flashed in, like a suit in store. Yeah, right. Fire. A star flashed all over the place.

[B]

Yeah, maybe. All right, last question. For real. For real this time.

[D]

No, no, no, no, no.

[B]

Yes. Lay the last question. Do you think.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you think that there could be a hidden city at the bottom of the ocean that no one has found yet?

[D]

Yes. Yes.

[B]

What do you. What do you think went on there?

[D]

There's, like a bridge underwater. Somebody found it. A bridge and some, like, buildings on the water.

[B]

And you think people live there?

[D]

Mermaids can only live there. Yeah, people are already dead.

[B]

What's the name of that place?

[D]

It's underwater. I don't know. It's underwater. Sold on tv. It's actually real. The ocean.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

Made out of wooden and rope and bricks.

[B]

Do you think that everything you see on TV is real?

[D]

Kind of, almost.

[B]

Oliver.

[D]

A, B, C, D, E, S. No.

[B]

No. What do you think? How could you tell what's real and what's not when you're watching tv?

[D]

I know that the. That the movie of Barbie that we watched. That wasn't real.

[B]

That was a cartoon. But how about the other thing with, like, real life stuff? How do you know if that's real? Or how do you know if they're making it up?

[D]

Bubble door. We explore that real well instead. Boots. Boots talking. That's not real.

[B]

You think that that's real?

[D]

No, Boots don't talk. You can hear what they're saying. All of us, they can hear what they're. We can hear what they're saying, but Dorian's boy can't hear. He's saying goo goo. Like what monkeys say.

[B]

That's right. All right, listen, guys, we've been going for a while now, so. Yeah, we're gonna get out of here. And. But before we get out of here, we have to. We'll give your plugs. Layla. Where. Where could they find you? And what. What are you up to next? What's your next five moves. Go ahead, tell them. No plugs from Layla. Oliver, let him tell them your name, where they could find you, your social medias, all that. Go ahead and plug. You know. Go ahead.

[D]

No, I don't.

[B]

Oliver, look into that camera there and let them know where they can find you.

[D]

I don't know what social media is.

[B]

Okay, perfect. You guys go ahead and support them. They probably have patreons or something like that that they forgot to plug. But until next time, let's put your medium with something that we have to talk about later when you're older. They'll. They know.

[D]

Could you tell us what it is?

[B]

I'll tell you after the show. I will. But guys, until next time, don't forget to obey, submit and comply.

[C]

The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a problem box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us to believe is real. You can persuade them that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see. You don't because they'll in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what and they have.