Kids Q&A | NDS Jr

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad – "Kids Q&A | NDS Jr"

Date: May 8, 2026
Hosts: David L. Corbo (Dad/Host, “Top Lobsta”) with guest co-hosts Layla and Oliver (Kids)
Episode Theme: A family-friendly, comedic deep-dive into spiritual, supernatural, and conspiratorial topics—through the unfiltered lens of kid logic.

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Overview

This lighthearted, creative installment spins the core NDS themes—aliens, angels, spiritual warfare, good and evil, and reality—into a spontaneous Q&A session with the host’s young children, Layla and Oliver. The conversation meanders through biblical lore, conspiracy lore, and the bounds of childhood imagination, turning heavy cosmic questions into accessible, funny, and surprisingly insightful exchanges for listeners of any age.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Intro and Set-Up

• After a string of kid-friendly sponsor parodies, Dad introduces the kids, who feign confusion at giving podcast plugs (03:04).
• Setup: “This one's a little different. I lost my child co-host and I found two more. ...We're gonna do a little Q&A, NDS Jr, some would say.” (02:02)

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2. Opening Kid Theories: Aliens, Demons, and Angels

• Do you know what Daddy talks about on the show?

  • “Aliens. Sometimes.” (04:32)
  • “Demons. Sometimes.” (04:36)

• Are aliens demons?

  • Oliver: “Yeah. They're on the moon. ...The Mastery live on different planets, except the moon.” (04:44)
  • Insights: Kids mix pop culture and biblical motifs, assume extraterrestrials live on the moon and other planets, sometimes referencing TV and movies.
  • Dad: “Are you getting your information from? What tv? What are you watching?” (05:02)

• What do angels look like?

  • Layla: “They would look strange. ...Like a very, very ball with a billion of eyes ...floating around.” (07:29-07:47)
  • Oliver: “Only the message angels look like people.” (08:37)
  • Dad affirms: “Some angels do look like people, ...some do look crazy, like a circle with eyes.” (08:41)

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3. Heaven, Afterlife, and Identity

• What happens when we die? Do we become angels?

  • “No, I don't think we become angels. I think we become something else.” (09:43)
  • Kids question: “So when we die...will we look like angels?” “No, we become angels.” (09:24-09:54)
  • Dad: “Oliver knows more than most adults. ...It's actually kind of impressive.” (09:58-10:18)

• Watching the show:

  • “He watches the show. ...Once I saw you on the video.” (10:18-11:09)
  • Pops up a conversation about what it's like to see family on YouTube.

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4. Aliens: Varieties and Motives

• Physical Traits & Behavior:
  • Kids discuss “greys,” aliens with “big black eyes,” bodies suited for “fighting” or “babysitting.” (15:09-15:49)
• Abductions:
  • Dad: “They put you on spaceships and they take you from your house.” (16:00)
  • Layla: “That might just beat you up or something. Might even take your souls.” (16:07-16:12)
• Would you trust an alien?
  • “Never. It'll take my soul away. Never.” (20:05-20:11)

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5. Dragons, Dinosaurs, and Caves

• Dragons vs. Dinosaurs:
  • “What's more likely, dragons being real or dinosaurs being real?”
  • Both: “I like dragons.” (21:07-21:15)
• Discussion includes water dragons, volcanoes, caves in Florida, and a tangent about spiders and ladybugs.

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6. Good and Evil: Concrete Kid Theology

• “Do you think good and evil are real?”

  • “Yeah, some people are good. If some people do evil things.” (23:58)
  • “Evil...There’s good people and there’s evil people. ...You won’t trust evil people.” (24:11-24:21)

• What makes someone good?

  • “God.” (25:16-25:17)
  • “That’s how you can tell...if they know God.” (25:30)

• Spiritual defense:

  • “If you had to fight something scary, what would you use to fight it?”
  • “God.” (26:00-26:01)
  • “The best thing...is you call on the name of Jesus Christ.” (26:10-26:18)

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7. Reality and Dimensions

• Above the Sky?
  • “God. Outer space.” (28:39)
• Moon Landing Skepticism:
  • “Nobody went to the moon.” (28:55)
  • Dad: “So who do you believe? Me or science?” / Kids: “Nothing.” (29:06-29:09)
• Other Worlds:
  • “There’s a world with a lot of aliens. ...In different dimensions.” (30:46-31:06)
  • “Some...are evil. Some used to be good, but something ruined it.” (31:06-31:34)

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8. Dreams and the Nature of Reality

• “Do you think dreams are real places?”
  • “Sometimes. Sometimes.” (32:29)
• “What is reality?”
  • Dad tries to explain “abstract.” Nancy, a guest/moderator, tries to help: “It’s like conceptual...not objective necessarily.” (41:31-42:03)
• What if this is a video game or story?
  • Kids: “It’s real. ...Am I Tivi or something?” (40:33-40:36)
  • “What if a crackhead is writing your story?” (43:17-43:19)
  • On the passage of time: “Where does yesterday go?” “It goes in the garbage ...then we have to travel Sunday, Monday...it goes backwards again.” (44:43-46:10)

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9. Discernment and Spiritual Protection

• Definition:
  • Nancy: “It’s like a knowing, an inner knowing.”
  • Dad/Chuck (listener): “Discernment’s like being a super smart detective inside your own head and heart.” (55:23-55:54)
• Strangers and deception:
  • “If a stranger gives you a lollipop and just grabs you with a bag? That’s risky.” (57:01)
  • “If a monster dressed like your friend, would you know?”
    Layla: “I’d run away and say, ‘Mommy, it’s a monster!’” (57:49-57:56)

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10. Bible Stories & Supernatural Lore

• Favorite Bible Story:
  • Layla: “The Tower of Babel—because I like it. ...They never finished it. ...They try to kill God and reach heaven...God changed their language.” (38:06-38:49)
  • Dad proposes alternate ideas: “Some think they were using telepathy.” (38:59)
• Other Creatures:
  • Bigfoot and mermaids, dragons, monsters, and “reptilians”—with tangents on whether monsters are real or imagined.

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11. Rapid Fire & Final Thoughts

• Dad runs a “this or that” and “true/false” rapid round:

  • “Aliens or angels?” “Angels.” (60:54)
  • “Invisible or flying?” “Flying.” (61:03)
  • “Dreams or real life?” “Real life.” (61:35)
  • “Aliens are real?” “Yes. True.” (62:24-62:30)
  • “Something is watching us right now?”
    Layla, correcting herself: “Actually true. ...God’s watching. …Angels and God.” (63:11-63:22)

• Final plugs:

  • Dad: "Where can people find you?"
  • Layla & Oliver: “At home. Sometimes at Lowe’s, sometimes at the park or coffee shop.” (64:27-65:02)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Layla (on aliens):
  “Yeah. They're on the moon.” (04:44)

• Oliver (on angels):
  “Only the message angels look like people.” (08:37)

• Layla (on good and evil):
  “Evil...There’s good people and there’s evil people. ...You won’t trust evil people.” (24:11-24:21)

• Dad (on spiritual defense):
  “The best thing...is you call on the name of Jesus Christ.” (26:10-26:18)

• Layla (on strangers):
  "This is a stranger. Give me a lollipop. No, thank you." (57:15-57:20)

• Layla (on where does yesterday go?):
  "It goes in the garbage...then it goes back on the day, back at the back of the day." (44:52-46:10)

• Dad, closing:
  "You heard it here, people. They're having fun. They're having a good time. ...You can find them at Willow's house. You can find them at home, most likely. Maybe sometimes at the park." (65:08-65:20)

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Noteworthy Timestamps

• 03:04: Kid intros and playful confusion about “podcast plugs”
• 04:32-04:49: First answers: Aliens and demons; “they live on the moon”
• 08:26-08:41: Describing wild angel forms
• 14:13-16:17: Aliens, abductions, and big black eyes
• 23:58-25:17: Good, evil, and what makes people good—“God”
• 26:00-26:18: “How to fight something scary”—call on Jesus
• 31:06-31:34: Kids define “different dimensions, different worlds…some used to be good but something ruined it”
• 38:06-38:49: Layla’s retelling of the Tower of Babel
• 55:23-55:54: Chuck explains “discernment” for kids
• 60:54-63:22: Rapid fire round: this or that, true/false cosmic questions

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Tone & Style Observations

• Playful, conversational, and full of parental banter.
• Exuberant kid logic mixes well with the show’s usual mix of biblical and conspiratorial themes.
• The episode invites listeners to see the wonders (and sometimes weirdness) of big existential questions from a child’s view—refreshing, honest, and funny.

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Conclusion

This unique NDS Jr. Q&A episode is a delightful cross-section of classic NDS discussion—aliens, the afterlife, spiritual warfare, time, good vs. evil, monsters, dreams—filtered through childlike honesty, curiosity, and humor. The rapid-fire rounds and spontaneous tangents keep the pace lively. For both longtime NDS listeners and curious newcomers, the episode reminds us to “stay curious, stay dangerous”—and never underestimate the insights of a kid.

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Note: Timestamps (MM:SS) included for all key segments and quotes for quick reference.

Transcript

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[Dad / Host]

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[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

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[Dad / Host]

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[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

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[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

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[Dad / Host]

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[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What is this your first date?

[Dad / Host]

Oh no.

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We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual. Together were married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

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[Dad / Host]

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[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

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[Dad / Host]

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[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Crack

[Dad / Host]

Squad Nebulum Death Squad Death Spot that squad. Welcome back to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad. This one's a little different. I lost my child. Co host and I found two more. I'm back again. We're going to do a little Q and A. The A Kids. Q and A and Nds Jr. Some would say. I'm joined by what? Should I introduce you guys one by one? What do you think? You can look at me. You can talk to me. Don't worry about the TV screen. I'm joined by the lovely Layla. Layla. Go ahead and tell the people where they can find you, what it is that you do. Where are you going to be at? Go ahead, give your plugs. Talk to them. They're there. They're waiting. Go ahead, look. Look into the mic, into the camera and let them know.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I don't know.

[Dad / Host]

Okay, great. And we're joined by my other good friend, Oliver. Oliver, tell the people who you are, what it is that you do, what you focus on.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Adobe Focus is on. On the podcast, and I'm. And I don't talk about the stuff.

[Dad / Host]

What stuff? What are we getting into today? You have any idea? No idea either. I have some clues. I looked up a couple of questions for you guys. Oh, I forgot to turn some lights

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

on because you never even told us.

[Dad / Host]

I didn't tell you guys what I was going to do. Right, Yeah, I know. Because if I would have told you guys what we're doing. Look at me. Look at me. Talk to me. He's looking at the screen. Don't worry about those guys. They're there. If I would have told you guys, then you would have been bothering me all day until we started, right? Bring the mic closer to your face, Ollie boy. Okay, we got Matt in the room again, very disrespectful. Hot. My kids up on Candy. And then say, go ahead and try the podcast. So we're gonna. I'm gonna ask you guys a couple of questions. Yeah, exactly. Get out of here. Matt, tell him. Get out. I'm gonna ask you guys a couple of questions, and I want you guys to tell me what you think about these things. Do you know what Daddy talks about on his show? All right, stop touching the microphone.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I'm trying to move it where I want.

[Dad / Host]

Okay, Just move. Don't grab the foam. Just grab the bottom of the microphone. Yeah. Okay. So do you guys know what Daddy talks about on this show?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Aliens, Sometimes.

[Dad / Host]

Aliens. What else?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Demons, Sometimes.

[Dad / Host]

Sometimes demons. That's a good question. Are aliens demons?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. They're on the moon. They live on the moon. I don't know if they're actually there.

[Dad / Host]

They live on the moon?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Where are you getting your information from?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

They live on the moon. Do you see anything? Anybody? Doesn't. The Matri doesn't live on the move. The Mastery live on different planets, except the moon.

[Dad / Host]

Well, what planets do they live and where you. Where do you hear this from? What tv? What are you watching? Different shows. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, all right, so tell me, what do you know about aliens, then? Because I thought I knew, but it seems like you guys know a little bit more than me.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

There's a movie with aliens.

[Dad / Host]

What movie?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

There's a movie and you not even know an answer.

[Dad / Host]

So just a movie. How about you? Do you. Do you have any idea about. As informed as the rest of our guests? I like it, though. You guys know who Timothy Albarino is? Me neither. Okay, I'm gonna start asking. No, I don't. I don't know him. He's a. It's a more. He's more like a cat than a person. A cat person. Very strange.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Does he have person? He. Does he own cats?

[Dad / Host]

No. No. He is a cat.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

So if he is a cat, he owns cats.

[Dad / Host]

I don't think he owns cats, but he is a cat. If that makes. It's very strange.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Does he live with the cat? Because he's a cat.

[Dad / Host]

Smells like cats.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Ew. Does he eat fish?

[Dad / Host]

Probably.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Okay, does him eat cats?

[Dad / Host]

Maybe. Maybe. I heard he eats dookie, but. All right, first question, and you guys can both answer. Don't talk over each other. We'll give you the turns to talk. Why are your headphones. Because your head is tiny. You got a tiny little head. Okay. Do you guys think. Do you think that there are things that we can't see?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Angels. Tell me more about that.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, they don't.

[Dad / Host]

What do they look like? You see? Have you seen one?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, we never ever, ever, ever seen one. Or. It says. I just think them look crazy. Maya, the idea.

[Dad / Host]

Your idea is that they. They would look strange.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. Only the fallen angels look crazy.

[Dad / Host]

Sorry. So we know about the fallen angels. I don't think you do. I don't think we talk about that. It's a little advanced. If.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

If there was something invisible in this room, what do you think it would look like?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It will look like a very, very ball with a billion of eyes.

[Dad / Host]

A ball with a billion eyes?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, that's floating.

[Dad / Host]

That's rolling.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, that's floating around.

[Dad / Host]

That is a crazy thing to say. Why do you think that? Just what you. What comes to your mind. Whoa. Where do you think the. The invisible things hide if there are. If they do exist?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

On planets.

[Dad / Host]

On planets. Like outer space. Do you guys believe in outer space and all that?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No.

[Dad / Host]

What do you think? What do you think it is?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I don't know.

[Dad / Host]

It's hard to say. Right. Do you think the angels look like people or something else?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Angels and people, the only thing that have wings. No, I think they'll move. Crazy.

[Dad / Host]

You think they look crazy? Yeah. Why? Do you. So they don't look like people ever.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Only the message angels look like people.

[Dad / Host]

This kid's good. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, technically, some of them. Some of them do look like people, but. Yes, some of them. Some of them do look crazy like you described. Like a. A circle with eyes and stuff like that. That's what some angels look. Some angels have, like, just like six wings. And they cover them. They cover their faces?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, like with the wings. Some. Some people. I think some angels are like guardians and them have like, three wings on both sides.

[Dad / Host]

Wow. Yeah. That's excellent. I don't know. I didn't even know where you're getting that from, but it's close.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

But I'm kind of confused.

[Dad / Host]

What are you confused?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

So when we die, we go to heaven, so. And then we never die again? Yes, but what does the wit. But will we look like then it's the angels.

[Dad / Host]

Will we look like angels?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. Well, we look like so crazy. Well, and if we're angels?

[Dad / Host]

No, I don't think we become angels. I think we become something else.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, we become angels. What will we become? We become angels. I think we never.

[Dad / Host]

Oliver put the talk into the microphone. But.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Okay.

[Dad / Host]

Okay, good. I think. Wow. Oliver knows. So Alt Joe says Oliver knows more than most adults. He does. It's actually kind of impressive. You're. You're nailing it. And I think it's crazy because most of the time when I talk, you guys don't even listen to me. I don't know if you even heard me say this or not.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

He watches the show.

[Dad / Host]

He watches. He watches the show. Does. Wella put the show on when. When you guys are over there Sometimes. Okay, so they actually might watch.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, no, we never watched you. Sometimes we says go and watch some different songs.

[Dad / Host]

No, sometimes you watch, like, Tuttle Twins, right?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Sometimes. Yeah. Once I saw you on the video.

[Dad / Host]

You saw me on the tv?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, I said. I says once I saw you when we were watching tv. I saw. I saw enough when that flat level and I actually fleshed it. And I saw all of your videos, like, went one type west. I saw circle. I saw. I saw like. Like this one. I saw like, this one.

[Dad / Host]

Oh, you saw that? And you pressed it.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Me too. Yeah, I saw this, but it was white with a flax circle all around. Yeah, it was white. Flashed it. Yeah. And all your videos appeared up because I knew it was your nephew. Yeah, me too. Like, that one is the same one right there.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, that's the Top Lobster logo, right?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

You have one of those in your room? Are you a top Lobster fan?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I never saw the video.

[Dad / Host]

It's me. I'm Top Lobster.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

And Doug, there's nowhere I wouldn't go to help someone customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual, even if it means sitting front row at a comedy show.

[Dad / Host]

Hey, everyone. Check out this guy and his bird.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What is this? Your first?

[Dad / Host]

Oh, no.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

Anyways, get a [e-mail] or with your local agent.

[Dad / Host]

Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. So, not really a fan.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I never saw it.

[Dad / Host]

Fair enough. I just make T shirts. Top Lobster doesn't make. Top Lobster isn't like a show on YouTube. Top Lobster just makes T shirts and. And things, like, all that stuff. Yeah, you don't care about that. I get it. It's fine. I mean, clothes are.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What's that horsey thing there? It's weird.

[Dad / Host]

That horse thing there. One of our friends, Eamon Rat, gave us that.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Well, why is it.

[Dad / Host]

He's a literal rat. He watches the show.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, but why is it right there?

[Dad / Host]

He says that it's the year of the horse. He's Chinese.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Why didn't say it's the year of the horse?

[Dad / Host]

I don't know. Because he's a Chinese. Mexican.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Where does it live?

[Dad / Host]

Mexico.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

We don't live in that.

[Dad / Host]

We don't live in Mexico, but, yeah, Mexico's for weirdos. I know, right? You guys like tacos, though, so that's cool. What were we just talking about? I forgot we got off of. I don't know. We were talking about Angels. Oh, you're talking about the shows you watch. You guys watch the Tuttle Twins, right?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

What is that, like, propaganda? Libertarian propaganda for children. What are the songs on there like? What did. Tell them One of the song, like, your favorite song on there with a money. What do they say?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

You know, you always. You hear. You heard it.

[Dad / Host]

How about. What are they. They teach you about socialism and all that stuff? Is socialism good?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No.

[Dad / Host]

No.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It's not horrible.

[Dad / Host]

It's horrible.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It's not horrible. It is. The people don't want to do it.

[Dad / Host]

People don't want to do it. They. My kids are being indoctrinated by libertarian propaganda. It's actually not the worst thing. Oliver, you're gonna break that. You're gonna break that. Hold on, Let me fix that for you. And then. Right in your mouth. Good. Don't touch it.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Okay.

[Dad / Host]

Don't touch it anymore. Okay, let's move on. We got more questions. We have an alien topic. Do you guys want to talk about aliens?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Okay. Does aliens really have black, big alien eyes? Because I have big eyes.

[Dad / Host]

When I was born, you did have big eyes, but I don't think you're an alien alien. Yeah. You still have big eyes. But your eyes were even bigger when you were a baby.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. Your eyes are smaller now. And my eyes were actually like this big when I was a baby.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah. Don't give them too much information, because then they'll know too much about you when you were a baby.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Baby.

[Dad / Host]

And you never know what these people will do with it. You see that there's a stack of boxes here? It's kind of overwhelming. A lot of stuff they send me. Stuff. They send me all kinds of things and I don't know why. Makes me a little nervous. You see this stuff, right? It could be anything. Yeah, I'm terrified of that. So just be careful with those people. But it's fine. We'll be safe, right? You're good. Okay, cool. You want to talk about aliens?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Okay.

[Dad / Host]

All right. So aliens. Some of them do have big black eyes. Those are the gray aliens.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, only all of them have them.

[Dad / Host]

No, there's different kinds.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. They only have, like, some aliens are for fighting and some aliens are for babysitting. The baby aliens. Or the green or gray or black colored body. Because there might not be such a. Says the fleeing. Because no one saw an alien before.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, well, some people have seen aliens and they say that they're gray. They say they got big heads, tiny bodies. Those are the gray aliens. And there's other kinds.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. And then I have big eyeballs. But what does the flailing do?

[Dad / Host]

Abduct.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Abduct your brain.

[Dad / Host]

Abduct your body.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What does that mean?

[Dad / Host]

They put you on spaceships and they take you from your house. They bring you back.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

But what did it do with you?

[Dad / Host]

No, I don't know.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

That might just beat you up or something. I might even take your souls.

[Dad / Host]

They kind of. They kind of beat you up, but they like. They blap you up more like.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What does that mean?

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, you don't. You don't want to know. It ain't good.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Maybe. Tell me what. What does that mean?

[Dad / Host]

Somebody in the chat can let them know what blab means because it means a lot of different things. None of them are good. You never want to be blabbed. You always want to. Guam.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Could you just tell me? Well, maybe aliens take your soul.

[Dad / Host]

Okay, wait. Let's ask. Let's ask. I'm gonna ask you some questions about aliens.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Okay.

[Dad / Host]

Are you ready to answer?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Okay. If aliens came to your house, what would they say? Probably.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, they will probably make that noise because. Because we don't even know what them are saying.

[Dad / Host]

Well, what do you think they would

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Try to say I think we're gonna take you on aliens. We don't take. Or I don't take your souls and wound your body.

[Dad / Host]

Take your souls. What?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No. That's what I said. He's. He's using my. He's using my.

[Dad / Host]

He plagiarized you and Doug.

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[Dad / Host]

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[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What is this, your first date?

[Dad / Host]

Oh, no.

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[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

Anyways, get a [e-mail] or with your local agent.

[Dad / Host]

Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, no, I. I said it. I said. I said he's gonna dig your soul away.

[Dad / Host]

Oh, my God. You know what? It's crazy. These kids have discernment. Possibly.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, because some are demons. Actually, somebody actually saw alien sip. Who in our family did?

[Dad / Host]

Yeah. Huh? Uncle Sassy saw one. You remember that story?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, yeah. Did you see one?

[Dad / Host]

I did see one.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Really? Do you get a picture? Why? How did you see one?

[Dad / Host]

It was. I saw one real far away. I'll tell you the story.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, actually, you didn't. That might be just a drone.

[Dad / Host]

No, maybe it was a drone. It was moving weird. Anyway, do you think that they would be nice or scary?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Scary. Scary. They have ginormous eyes. That's why I don't like the dark.

[Dad / Host]

Agreed. What do you think? Oh, so you said what they look like. Do you think that they come from outer space or somewhere else?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I think they come from a weird, weird, Weird. I think they come from a different mention. You mean like a portal?

[Dad / Host]

Crazy.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

So somebody saw a portal and then they put on the news. They always have to look up and there's a big portal. Big, big.

[Dad / Host]

So they come from a portal from a different dimension?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. Yeah. Just like Steve. That moved.

[Dad / Host]

Would you. If you went on a spaceship, where do you think that you would go?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Alex? Let's go to the moon.

[Dad / Host]

To the moon.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I'm not gonna go to a different dimension to get beat up by like some other.

[Dad / Host]

Actually, you want to get blast off.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Actually, our people are telling the truth. At the end of the rainbow, there's treasure.

[Dad / Host]

Because that's a leprechaun. That's different.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, but is it true?

[Dad / Host]

I don't know. Have you ever seen one?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I only saw rainbows I never saw the end of a rainbow.

[Dad / Host]

Me neither. So, yeah, it's. It's. I mean, it's really up to.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Why do you put a. Stories. You put stories in my room. And that's what it says. We're going to the end of the rainbow to see what's there at the end.

[Dad / Host]

Oh, those are supposed to help you sleep. Instead they're giving you conspiracies. Huh. Would you. Last question about aliens. Would you trust an alien?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Never. It'll take my soul away. Never. I would never trust the alien.

[Dad / Host]

Well, good. You shouldn't trust an alien. I don't think that they're good. That. That cat. The cat. Timothy Albarino thinks that they could be good or neutral. And I think. No, I said you're a cat. Bad cat. No, they're bad. Don't tell people that they're good.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, I wasn't. Never. That would help people. That. I'm really good.

[Dad / Host]

Good.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

If.

[Dad / Host]

If you're a real one, it.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I'm not a real one.

[Dad / Host]

No, you're real. You're a real one.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I'm not a real alien.

[Dad / Host]

No, not a real alien. Like a real ass. Real. Real dude. You know a real one. You never heard of that?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What if there's a flying cow?

[Dad / Host]

I don't think the cows fly. Come on, let's get serious here. All right.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What if I saw alien sip wine with a cow?

[Dad / Host]

What if. I guess. Are you guys ready for the next.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Is dragons ever real, actually?

[Dad / Host]

Well, that's a good question. Do you think. What's more likely, dragons being real or dinosaurs being real?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I like dragons.

[Dad / Host]

Dragons. That's what I told you. But. You guys big dinosaur fans?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I'm actually. I like more fans of flagging. I like dragons that fly.

[Dad / Host]

You do like dragons?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, because that's my favorite. Actually, actually, dragons can't live in water.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, well, if it's a water dragon, then probably it could.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, only if it's blue.

[Dad / Host]

If it's red.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

If it's red, it has to live in a hurricane. Actually, is lava even real lava? Yeah, yeah, of course. So nobody can find lava. Why can we not find love? Love?

[Dad / Host]

Lava is inside of a volcano. Well, we don't have volcanoes in Florida. We don't even have mountains in Florida.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

So we do.

[Dad / Host]

No, there's no mountains here.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Well, there's caves here.

[Dad / Host]

There is caves. And I don't know what's in the caves.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

They could be spiders.

[Dad / Host]

Definitely spiders. Probably not zombies.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Well, zombies eat your brain. Maybe. We already talked about this, okay?

[Dad / Host]

We've talked about Bigfoot and mermaids before. That was a previous episode. You guys can go ahead and rewind to that. That episode if you want to check that out and learn everything there is to know about mermaids.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

A year ago.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Big Bigfoot actually lives in a cave, but it's actually a cave that's deep.

[Dad / Host]

A deep cave.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Like a deep underground military base.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I never go in caves. Only the only caves that my dogs out.

[Dad / Host]

That's smart. You got. Let's move on to the next subject because I have another. How many maybe five questions actually does.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I actually doesn't really like going in caves because I actually is not a fan of spiders.

[Dad / Host]

Nobody's really a fan of spiders.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Spiders. Because I'm eat flies. Well, once I saw a ladybug. It was orange. And. And I met a lady and I said. And she says the. The orange ones. The ladybug or that are orange or stinky.

[Dad / Host]

You do. You do the thing that David does. You do that. Like really. You spin off your idea and then you go.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No. It was at the park when we were meeting Rosalie and Vincent.

[Dad / Host]

Okay. Don't. Don't. Dox. Rosalie and Vincent. They might not want to be. Okay, all right, moving on. We're going to talk about the nature of good and evil.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Okay, good. Now let's talk about it. You mean. You mean the fruit of good and evil?

[Dad / Host]

Well, something like that. We're just going to talk about. I want to know your ideas on what it is. So first question. You ready?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

All right. Do you think good and evil are real?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, some people. Some people are good. If some people do evil things.

[Dad / Host]

Some people do.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I will let her put. Pick good.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Evil. There. There's good people and there's evil people. I know one people that. That you won't trust. Evil people.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, Never trust them.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Never trust them or not an alien. They're true. They're just.

[Dad / Host]

That's a good. That's a good rule. Don't trust aliens. Demons, monsters.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Well, monsters are not real.

[Dad / Host]

Don't trust them. What does a bad spirit do?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

They crush your soul. To take your soul away.

[Dad / Host]

They take it away?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. Give it to the devil. Your body and then sends them back to your earth.

[Dad / Host]

Whoa. That's intense. What do you guys think? What makes somebody good? What makes you good? Are you good?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yes. Yes.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, you guys are good. You don't behave good sometimes, but you guys are good. What makes somebody good though?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

God.

[Dad / Host]

Good answer. Solid answer. Layla, any idea? I was gonna say that he stole your Answer, Oliver. You stole her answer.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, because I said it first.

[Dad / Host]

It's true. Yeah. God. I think God makes somebody good. That's how you can tell deep inside if they're actually good, if they. If they know God. Do you guys know God?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yes. Him's real.

[Dad / Host]

Or you could hold on to that. Yeah, God is real.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I want to hold on to this one.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, you could hold that. If you had to fight something scary, what would you use to fight it?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

God.

[Dad / Host]

That's a good answer, too, dude. How about you, Layla? Okay. Think about it, all right? The best thing you do if you have to fight something scary is you call on the name of Jesus Christ. Did you know that?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, I know.

[Dad / Host]

There you go. They already know that. This is easy. Who protects people from bad things?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

God, man.

[Dad / Host]

This is like all the answers here are. God, can you feel. Can you feel when something is good or bad because you feel it in your belly, in your bones?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No.

[Dad / Host]

No.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Sometimes.

[Dad / Host]

What do you mean? Explain.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Like, I could feel it inside. Inside.

[Dad / Host]

Like a feeling, right, that something is good, something is bad. Stay away from it.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, Stay away from it. I. I will call God if. If I can't get away from it.

[Dad / Host]

That's a good idea. That's a good. That's good guidance. That's good. Some of these people in the chat don't even know that. Look at this. Look. They're all giving you hearts. Panda gave you a bunch of hearts. These people, they're. They're telling you. Telling God on you. All right, I'm gonna mute you if you're drinking into the. Into the thing like that. Okay, we got some more questions. We're moving on to a slightly different topic, a topic about the reality of life, of what reality actually is.

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[Dad / Host]

Hey, everyone, Check out this guy in his. Bert.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What is this, your first date?

[Dad / Host]

Oh, no.

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We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

Anyways, get a [e-mail] or with your local agent.

[Dad / Host]

Liberty. Liberty.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Liberty.

[Dad / Host]

Liberty.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I don't get it.

[Dad / Host]

You don't understand what reality is. None of us really do. But we're gonna ask you. I'm gonna ask you some questions, okay?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What is it?

[Dad / Host]

Reality is like, what's real and what's not real. Like in this world that we exist in. What. What's happening? Yeah, caves are real, for sure. We see caves, mountains. Yeah, but. Okay, first question. Are you ready? Skulls are real. Yeah, yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

We always go to. To church.

[Dad / Host]

Church is real. All right, let me ask you a question though. And remember talking to the mic, when you're ready to answer. What do you think is above the sky?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

God. Outer space.

[Dad / Host]

Outer space. There's something out there, right? Yeah. I don't know.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

There's a moon. Nobody went to the moon.

[Dad / Host]

Nobody went there.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Nobody.

[Dad / Host]

You didn't see the pictures of the million on the moon, dad. Yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

You said nobody went to the moon.

[Dad / Host]

So who do you believe? Me or science?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Nothing.

[Dad / Host]

You don't believe anything.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Okay. Actually, outer space people went to the moon.

[Dad / Host]

I don't think they. I don't think they did go to the moon. People said that they went to the moon.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, that's a lie. Why did them go. Why did them go to the moon? Why does people say them go to the moon?

[Dad / Host]

We were in a space. Space race with Russia.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What?

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, our government was in a race with Russia to get to the moon.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

And then there. And then the rocket ships blew up.

[Dad / Host]

Maybe. I don't know, but they were telling.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, but how does. How do people even like makeup six.

[Dad / Host]

I don't know, they just. They make a lot of propulsion and explosions and you see a lot of fire and they shoot straight up in the air and they try to get into orbit. Yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Sometimes they'll make like a wound. Whoever. Whoever. And then. And then it has like a little web point on it. Whoever gets to. Whoever gets to the moon. Whoever gets to the moon, they put flag. And then they put that right back.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Wouldn't the flag still be up there if we put it there?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, but I'd rather take it with me than wasting my money. Waste your money and put it inside the moon. Yeah. What if you don't just don't have a flag and you need to buy one and then. And then you end up not going the next day.

[Dad / Host]

That's true too. Yeah. There's no Walmart on the moon. Do you guys think that this world is the only world that exists?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No.

[Dad / Host]

There's other worlds.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, there's a. There's a world with a. With a lot of aliens.

[Dad / Host]

Aliens live in a different world.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. Yeah. It's out of space. So you guys, they'll naturally live in a different dimensions.

[Dad / Host]

Ah, so a different world in a different dimension is what you're saying.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, yeah. There. Different dimensions are actually different worlds, but that are like some. Some of them are evil. Some used to be good, but something ruined it. Some I mentioned used to be evil and something. And something ruined it. Some. Makes sense.

[Dad / Host]

Makes sense. I. I think so.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I think I was like, what happened?

[Dad / Host]

That's a good answer. Dude, where do you think. Where do you think people go when they die?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

To the graveyard. I don't like it. E Disgusting.

[Dad / Host]

They go to a graveyard. Yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

But sometimes them go to heaven or sometimes them go to hell. Hell.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah. So their body goes to the graveyard.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. But their spirit goes to heaven or hell. If some been good, don't go to heaven. If some bit bad, their spirit goes to hell. Graveyard. Disgusting. All the people bear this area.

[Dad / Host]

A lot of bones, a lot of dirt, a lot of worms. Yeah, it is a gross place.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I'll just. I'll just. I would just bury in my backyard.

[Dad / Host]

Here's a good question. Here's a good question. Do you think dreams are real places?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Sometimes. Sometimes.

[Dad / Host]

What do you mean by that?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Sometimes?

[Dad / Host]

Like a Cruella place, A Crayola place? That's like the. You're talking about Crayola land that we went to.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It's called Crayola.

[Dad / Host]

That's a real place.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I know. I saw that tv and then Blippi was there. And then I said, is that place actually real?

[Dad / Host]

That's it. I'm not talking about that place. I'm talking about when you sleep. I know you don't sleep that much, Layla, but when you sleep, you don't like sleeping.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I. I don't like sleeping.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, you do. You sleep good. But when you go to sleep and you have a dream, do you think the place that you're in is real?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Sometimes. I don't know.

[Dad / Host]

It's hard to tell.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Sometimes. It's definitely fake though, right?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

You can tell Sometimes I have bad dreams.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah. So those.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Those dreams are real. I have bad dreams that are at my house.

[Dad / Host]

Don't touch that. Don't touch that. Part of the mic is you break the mic. Okay. All right. That's. That's fair enough. Yeah. The cat. They just said the cat guy does not like that question. Catman Albarino. He doesn't like. He doesn't like when people talk about that. When they pontificate, if you know what I mean.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Why does them don't like, pontificate?

[Dad / Host]

He doesn't like if you pontificated on that kind of a question. He just. He gets his hackles up. His cat hackles they. They come up and he goes and shows his butthole and pees on the wall. We don't want that. Okay.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Why?

[Dad / Host]

I don't know. It's a crazy thing. Next question.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Ew.

[Dad / Host]

What do you think God looks like?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What was that noise?

[Dad / Host]

That's. Don't worry about that. It's proprietary.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, you. You did that.

[Dad / Host]

What do you think God looks like?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

A person. But what? Wings? No, God doesn't have wings. He has a rope on a robe.

[Dad / Host]

Why doesn't he have wings?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Because all of us doesn't have wings in heaven. Only one. Only when the guard angels, they have wings.

[Dad / Host]

So some angels have wings?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. Yeah. So why don't God have wings?

[Dad / Host]

I don't know. Maybe God doesn't need to fly.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, maybe. Just think about it. You just have to think about it. And then when you break it out, then you die.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

And I say, I don't know. In heaven, you. You have to try to think about it.

[Dad / Host]

I gotta think about it?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. What does it look like? I already think about it.

[Dad / Host]

Well, what do you think he looks like?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

And him? Looks like him flying with his. With two wings on both sides. Two wings. Like two right there. Two right there.

[Dad / Host]

Like two and two and two? Or just one and one and one?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Two. Two on that. Two on both sides.

[Dad / Host]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Well, God. Well. Well, I. I'm confused.

[Dad / Host]

I'm confused too. I don't think anybody knows what God looks like, but that's interesting to think about.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Says in a blanket he's gonna be here someday.

[Dad / Host]

Well, it says that, yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Okay.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Is it actually true? Or any of us?

[Dad / Host]

I think it's more and more true every day. Okay. We're gonna talk about creatures, legends, and monsters. You ready?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Can we first do. What's that noise?

[Dad / Host]

That's a. That's the people. They're. They're singing out there. Don't worry about them.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Could I. Could I. Can we first start with the legends, legend?

[Dad / Host]

Okay. Do you think monsters are real?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No.

[Dad / Host]

Okay.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It might be real. Some monster might be real. Yeah, monsters are real.

[Dad / Host]

What would Bigfoot say if he could talk to you? No. No. If he had words. If he could talk to you. What do you think he said?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

They're talking right now. I'm gonna eat you now.

[Dad / Host]

You think he tried to eat you?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. And that tiny ant, he eats ants, even though. If they're poisonous.

[Dad / Host]

Okay.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It doesn't make. It doesn't make anything.

[Dad / Host]

Do you think the creatures hide from us? Or do you think they watch us

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

sometimes Them hide by watching us.

[Dad / Host]

Oh, they hide and watch. Yeah, that's true.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Maybe like bears hide and watch, and then when I'm ready to pounce, or. Or tigers.

[Dad / Host]

Mm, you don't know. Okay, last question about it. If you guys. If you had a pet monster, what would it be? And what would it do?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Wait, then can I tell you one thing?

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, what? You gotta mute it. Go ahead. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that happens sometimes.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

My ears hurt so badly.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, those headphones aren't that comfortable. She wants to talk about the Bible. Go ahead, tell me about the Bible. What do you know? What's your favorite story from the Bible?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Point out, remember to the tower that never finished David.

[Dad / Host]

You like David?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, the movie, remember? Remember the tower that them never finished?

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, the Tower of Babel.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, that's my favorite story in the Bible.

[Dad / Host]

Why?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Because I like it.

[Dad / Host]

What is. What happens?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Them never finished the tower.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, but what. What did. What were they trying to do? Do you remember?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

They try to kill God and reach heaven and. And try to defeat God.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, and then what did he do to them?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Change their language.

[Dad / Host]

That's right.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Wait, I'm confused. Which language was it? Chinese.

[Dad / Host]

I think they were speaking ancient Babylonian

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

or it was just English.

[Dad / Host]

Some people think that they were. They were using telepathy. You know what that is? Yeah, telepathy. You know what it is?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Is it like magic spell?

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, it's like when they're talking right into your head without talking.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Is it. Is it? And then, like, something happens to you and don't get a. Like something gets a bruised. Yeah, like magic.

[Dad / Host]

That's right. They got. They all got confused. That's a good story. But let's. I want to move on that because I like. I actually like that. But let's see. There's some more questions here that I. I might want to ask you. No, I don't want to ask you that one. That one's a little too strange.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Wait, I want to see it. Can you tell us it. Could you access it and just tell us?

[Dad / Host]

Okay, okay, fine. It's a little. It's abstract, that's why.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What does that mean? Is it a different language? Are you speaking a different language?

[Dad / Host]

What does abstract mean? Nancy, what's abstract? Could you. Could you tell them Nancy's here? Sorry, I didn't mute. She's muted, but she's unmuted. She's gonna unmute herself now. She's probably boiling water.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I hear. I hear the water.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Can you ask her to unmove?

[Dad / Host]

She's not gonna do it. I don't know. I guess she's asleep at the wheel. That's fine. Maybe when she gets back, she'll answer us.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

All right, unmute.

[Dad / Host]

Here we go. I'll ask you the question while we wait for Nancy. Do you think this world is real, or do you think it's like a video game?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It's real. Real.

[Dad / Host]

How so?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Am I Tivi or something? If we're. If this is a cartoon or something,

[Dad / Host]

or a game, what do you think? Is there any chance that this. That this could just be a big video game?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No. Well, not in square. Yeah. And I've been. I. I feel weird when I said, why did anybody make us. God.

[Dad / Host]

Did you ask that? Who did you ask that to?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I. No one.

[Dad / Host]

You thought about it?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

So, like, why?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I feel, like, weird when I think about it.

[Dad / Host]

Well, what do you think about it?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What goes through your head that's real, actually.

[Dad / Host]

Chat. Chat. Is this real chat? Chad, Is this real life? They don't know either. This is. This is. This is why I didn't want to ask a question. The question is abstract. All right, here's another one.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Why is it untrap?

[Dad / Host]

Abstract?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Why is it ab Trap?

[Dad / Host]

Oh, I think Nancy's here. Nancy, what does abstract mean? Like conceptual. Got it. Can you. You're gonna have to explain it to a kid. It's not. It's not objective necessarily. Oh, no, Nancy, you gotta be better than that.

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And, Doug, there's nowhere I wouldn't go to help someone customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual. Even if it means sitting front row at a comedy show.

[Dad / Host]

Hey, everyone. Check out this guy and his bird.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What is this, your first date?

[Dad / Host]

Oh, no.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

Anyways, get a [e-mail] or with your local agent.

[Dad / Host]

Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I don't know how to talk to kids, Daddy.

[Dad / Host]

Go ahead. Ask Nancy whatever you want to ask her.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Is this world real?

[Dad / Host]

Is this real life, Nancy? Possibly.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Any of us real?

[Dad / Host]

Yeah. I mean, Nancy does a thing where she counts her fingers every so often to make sure she's still in real life.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It's very helpful.

[Dad / Host]

She's watching you. Okay. All right, we're gonna. We're gonna ask another question here. They're yelling at Madison.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

He'll eel. Disgusting.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, Matt's disgusting, all right.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

He's picking his nose.

[Dad / Host]

What if. What if we're Actually inside of a story. And who is telling it?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I don't know. Weirdo. A crackhead.

[Dad / Host]

You think a crackhead would be doing. A crackhead is writing your story. Yeah. Is that. Is that why. Is that why things are the way they are?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No.

[Dad / Host]

What? Like, what if, like. I don't know.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Wait. Do the crack. The heads opened. That's why they're called the crackhead.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, the drugs crack their heads open. Cracked. Crack headed drugs. Have you ever felt like time was going really fast or really slow?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Slow.

[Dad / Host]

You ever felt that happen?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

What do you think that is?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Watching tv? It's like so slow. When is the day over?

[Dad / Host]

Why do you think that happens?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

When is Mommy and Daddy back? Yeah. Because when I walk, it's so slow.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Watch.

[Dad / Host]

What, you guys get bored?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Here's another good question. Here's another weird one. These are abstract questions. It's actually strange. Unreal. Nancy did a great job. Strange.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

He's on mute again.

[Dad / Host]

She's muted herself. Yeah, she doesn't want to hear the. She doesn't want you to hear the water bubbling.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Oh, she's not on mute.

[Dad / Host]

It's very loud in here. It's loud in there. It's just a lot of. A lot of water bubbling. She's running a hot tub. Okay, serious question. Oliver and Layla.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What?

[Dad / Host]

Where does yesterday go? When yesterday is done and it's today, where does yesterday go?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It goes in the garbage.

[Dad / Host]

In the garbage?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. But you have to use it again. So what are we gonna do?

[Dad / Host]

What are you gonna use it again for? It's yesterday.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, we had to use it again. Next. Yesterday. On this day. Then there's another yesterday. Wait, what?

[Dad / Host]

There is? Yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

So then there's Wednesday.

[Dad / Host]

Yesterday's yesterday. So where do all those yesterdays go?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, no, it goes. Another one. No, it goes back on the day, back at the back of the day. And then. Then we put it back there and we do. And then we have to travel. We have to travel like Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And then it goes backwards again.

[Dad / Host]

And then it goes again. Yeah, but what do we do with the. What do you do with that day? If the day was Saturday, let's say this was yesterday, this was today, and we're doing today. And then when we're done with today and we go to sleep, then it's yesterday. And then where does it go? Does it just stay there?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, no, it doesn't stay there. It goes on the back of Saturday and then it goes back to there.

[Dad / Host]

Oh, so you're Saying if it's Saturday, you're saying that it goes to the back of the line until it's Saturday again.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, yeah, that was. I was trying to say he took it back. He took it and then took my question back.

[Dad / Host]

No, you guys were. You're explaining it, so now I'm understanding.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, no, he. He. He took. He took it for me.

[Dad / Host]

I don't think he took it from me.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, I. I said. I said he goes back backwards.

[Dad / Host]

Back backwards. Yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

And then it goes all over again. First. No, I said. I said it first.

[Dad / Host]

Okay. All right, guys. They want to know what you think about Jamaica.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What?

[Dad / Host]

Do you like Jamaica? Yes or no? Simple question. Yes. No.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Daddy, you hated it.

[Dad / Host]

Okay.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Dad, the mountains were so big and. And you said you have a sunburn.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, I didn't like that. Okay, next question. Do you think what happens to everything around you when you close your eyes?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It's dark.

[Dad / Host]

Does everything around you disappear? Does it still stay there?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It still stays there. And then happens. Unless you're underneath the blanket and then you move over the place.

[Dad / Host]

You move places under the blanket. What do you mean?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, like when you go to sleep and then. And then when you're like then sometimes yesterday.

[Dad / Host]

So let me ask you, when we go home, do you think all this stuff still stays where it's at when we go home, or does it just disappear and then when we come back, it stays.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

But you're like, if I put this

[Dad / Host]

here, it's always there. Even if I'm not looking at it, it's still like.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, sometimes I see, like, something move, but then it's. Yeah, but if I'm looking at the flame when I'm not looking at all the stuff. Stuff. Everything. Those still be there. If I just. On the camera and I could see that everything didn't move.

[Dad / Host]

That's right.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Is it like.

[Dad / Host]

So all the stuff always remains. It's in a state of stasis, no matter what happens.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Okay. I like the way. I like where your head's at. What do you think is outside of everything?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I mean, my skin.

[Dad / Host]

Skin?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Think that, like, we're like. Like, outside of everything is just skin keeping it all in.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, not outside of everything is skin. Because inside of this. Because inside of this is wires and this is actually not wiring. Why did you bring your bat here?

[Dad / Host]

Next question. Very, very, very weird question. Have you ever talked to someone who wasn't there?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I talk to myself sometimes.

[Dad / Host]

But you're there, are you?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I. I talk to God, but I'm not there.

[Dad / Host]

Well, he's there.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, he is. He's just laying in the blanket.

[Dad / Host]

What, talking to your mic?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah. Okay.

[Dad / Host]

You talk to God. But he's not there.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, he is.

[Dad / Host]

Don't touch. Don't touch that part. Just talk right into it.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Why?

[Dad / Host]

Don't break it. God's there. God's there. You can't see him. So you guys do talk to people who aren't really, like, there.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Wait. Yeah, it's actual. Wait, have anybody seen the people on Atlantis?

[Dad / Host]

David Ike saw the people at Atlantis.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Huh?

[Dad / Host]

David Ike, you know who he is? Homosexual?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, I don't know him.

[Dad / Host]

He's from. He's from Britain.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Why?

[Dad / Host]

I don't know. I've been asking for a long. Why is anybody from Britain?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Wait, she's off.

[Dad / Host]

She's off. Oh, she's gonna say something. Nancy, what are you saying? I wasn't gonna say anything. Oh, but did you know that David Icke used to think he was Jesus? He used to think he was Jesus, too. He's crazy, but he's. He's not Jesus. He's just.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What does the people look like? They're like big orange guys.

[Dad / Host]

No, I think they look like Reptilians.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Well, I. What are Reptilians?

[Dad / Host]

What are Reptilians? What are you eating? Just smashed up candy off the table. Okay. Reptilians are like reptile people. You don't want to. If you.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It's like Reptilians.

[Dad / Host]

We don't deal with those guys. We don't even want to talk about them.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Like a floc.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah. They look like crocodile people.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What. What crocodile or reptile do even wizards and snakes. Snakes and wizards?

[Dad / Host]

Yeah. Yeah, kind of. All right, let's talk about interdimensional stuff, because, Oliver, you were on that for a little bit today. We're gonna. I don't know how much more we'll do, but. Oh, man.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

There's like. There's like this job that everybody hated.

[Dad / Host]

What job?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Atlantis is called the Bucket Brigade. Whatever. And nobody liked it. But it's like one dump. And then they say like. Like 50 coins. Just like one top. And it. An Indian shop. And it didn't even help.

[Dad / Host]

All right, all right.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Nobody ever. What is this?

[Dad / Host]

What if there was a door to another door in your house? Where would it be?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It'll be to a bathroom. In my. In my bedroom.

[Dad / Host]

You put a door. You would put a door to the bathroom in your bedroom.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What if it's Ghibli toilet?

[Dad / Host]

Talking to the mic. Oliver, you gotta make sure you talk to the gibbon.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Do you know Skippity Twins?

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, that's. I don't like it. It's. That's.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It's like a guy in toilet and he's.

[Dad / Host]

It's a brain rot. Yeah.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, it's a brain rot.

[Dad / Host]

If you opened up a portal, what will come out?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I don't know. Aliens? Zombies that eat your brains?

[Dad / Host]

It's possible.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Or. Or demons that suck your. Suck your blood?

[Dad / Host]

We have a question from the chat. They want to know if you can make a guess at how many times a day David farts. What would you say?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

A thousand? I don't want to sit on this chair. I don't want to sit at this chair. I'd rather sit in Daddy's.

[Dad / Host]

You're in David's fart chair. Could somebody. Could someone walk into this world without us noticing?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No.

[Dad / Host]

Maybe not. If you disappeared, where do you think you'd go?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

To New York?

[Dad / Host]

To hell? Yes.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, I think I'll just walk into nowhere because I was watching.

[Dad / Host]

Would you go into a mystery door if you found one?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, but I'll check. I would pick my head and it's

[Dad / Host]

like you would look first before you.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Nowhere goes there. But what if I open up the door and there's a portal and I just. I was just try to peek my little eye and. To see what's in there. What if it's.

[Dad / Host]

Wait, you gotta test the waters.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Well, what if. What if there's, like a drawer door and I said, oh, let's go in, and then it leads to nowhere and then I die?

[Dad / Host]

Exactly. It's risky. All right. Yeah, next topic. This is a topic about discernment.

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[Dad / Host]

Hey, everyone, check out this guy and his bird.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What is this, your first state?

[Dad / Host]

Oh, no.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual. Together we're married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Liberty Mutual Spokesperson]

Anyways, get a quote@liberty mutual.com or with your local agent.

[Dad / Host]

Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. You know what that is? Nancy, tell the. Tell the kids what discernment is really quickly. They're.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

She's on mute.

[Dad / Host]

No, she. She'll come back and answer you. On the topic of discernment.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

She.

[Dad / Host]

She's very good at explaining things. She's quite verbose. She's coming back.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Get out of moot.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, tell Nancy. Nancy Tell her. Do your job.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

You tell.

[Dad / Host]

You tell her.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

No, you. No, you, Nancy.

[Dad / Host]

Do your job.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Sorry.

[Dad / Host]

What's the question? They want to know what discernment is. It's like a knowing

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

no one else.

[Dad / Host]

Inner knowing.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What's the invernoing?

[Dad / Host]

Ask your dad. We're giving Nancy mom training. It's when you. It's. It's when you're able to look at a situation, at things around you and understand when they're good, when they're bad, when they're safe, when they're dangerous, when you should do something when you shouldn't. That's called discernment. If you're able to know when you

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

do a thing, why is there opening on that one? What opening? What opening? Why are those questions?

[Dad / Host]

They got a lot of questions. Chuck. Oh, Chuck answered us. Chuck is very smart. He's from Guam. Always want to be Guaman. Right. Chuck said discernment's like being a super smart detective inside your own head and your heart. It means you can look at something, listen to something, or think about something and figure it out. Figure out if it's really good or if it's tricky. Not so good even when it looks fun or nice at first. That's right. Chuck's right. Sometimes something looks fun, but you shouldn't do it. And something looks good, but it's like,

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

oh, look, I'm gonna go over this waterfall. And then I think. I think I'm gonna hold on to this, and then I'm gonna zay wee. And it. Down the waterfall we go.

[Dad / Host]

You got to have the discernment that say. To say waterfall looks cool but might be bad. All right, let's see. Can.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Even if I go on, even if there's a fling that's electric and I flush the button. Well. Well, if this. If they're like, when I doesn't know what it is that. You remember that. That. That museum. No, that zoo. You remember that. That row? That roller coat? Roller coaster. Roller coaster. And there's like an end to it. And I was like, oh, no, that's recipe.

[Dad / Host]

Okay, here's a question. Can something pretend to be nice but actually be bad?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

People could be him said, oh, and I'll be nice.

[Dad / Host]

And then

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

towards me. Up and eats me.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah. So if something could be tricky, how can you tell if something is lying big?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Is it like a stranger giving you a lollipop and then it just grabs you with a bag? That's risky.

[Dad / Host]

No. How could you tell, though?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Because I know one at a time,

[Dad / Host]

one at a Time.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Look at the van. Look at the van.

[Dad / Host]

Look at the van.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

This is a stranger. Give me a lollipop. No, thank you.

[Dad / Host]

Very smart.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah, because. Because if I don't know them, I say, okay. I. Not the one.

[Dad / Host]

Very smart.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I was just like, I never knew here. Hey. Hey, kid. Come on.

[Dad / Host]

Because why? Because.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Mommy, this stranger telling me to go over there.

[Dad / Host]

Wait, Layla, let your brother. Hold on. What did you say? Oliver, you wouldn't go with them. Because why?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Because I never saw them and I never knew them.

[Dad / Host]

Smart. Next question. If a monster dressed like your friend, would you.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Would you know, I went away and say, mommy, look, my friend. Mommy, look, my friend.

[Dad / Host]

It's a monster.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Now, I don't, I don't want it. Then I, I, I. What if I accidentally fall on them and then look, and then the costume fall off and. And then the murat. That was actually a monster?

[Dad / Host]

Yeah. Very possible. All right, guys, we're gonna bring it in for Atlanta now. We've been going for an hour. You guys did really good.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

For another hour, please. For another hour.

[Dad / Host]

Can't do it for another hour. These people don't have that kind of attention span. Look at them.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

You did it for two or three hours. All the time. Nancy is not on Move.

[Dad / Host]

Nancy's gonna say. What is she gonna say to us? Probably something mean.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What?

[Dad / Host]

I don't know. Nancy, what are you saying? What do you guys want to talk about?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What's the next thing? Poop. What I would talk about.

[Dad / Host]

I was gonna ask you poop. We have one more round of questions before my final round of question.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Can we do the next roundabout question?

[Dad / Host]

Okay. Where do you go when you dream

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

into nowhere? I don't. Let me think. I don't know. I've got.

[Dad / Host]

Have you ever met somebody in your dreams?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I only met you in my dreams.

[Dad / Host]

Have you ever been. Have you ever been awake in your dreams? Oh, good question.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Dad, can you put me on mute?

[Dad / Host]

What's up? Okay, take a break, Layla. So, Oliver, what were you saying? You've. You've been awake in your dreams?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

What do you mean by that?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Because I'm like, what.

[Dad / Host]

What do you. What do you do in your dreams?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I don't know.

[Dad / Host]

Just do stuff. Just random stuff?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

So you think the dream. The real place?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes is what?

[Dad / Host]

We're almost done. Sit down. Wait. No. We're getting unreasonable. Okay. All right, last questions. Now, this is a rapid fire round. You know what that means? You know what rapid fire means? Guys.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What?

[Dad / Host]

I'm gonna ask you a question. You're going to choose. That's it. No other words. It's going to be this or that. And you have to say this or that.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Whatever I ask you get us it. Are you going to get us it?

[Dad / Host]

You will be you. You will be judged on this. This is going on your final record. So, are you guys ready?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yes.

[Dad / Host]

Okay, let's do a wide screenshot here.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What?

[Dad / Host]

Here we go. First question. Aliens or angels?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Angels. Angels.

[Dad / Host]

Invisible or flying?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Flying. Flying.

[Dad / Host]

Okay.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

It's my dreams.

[Dad / Host]

I'm going to point whoever I point at answers first. Fight or hide?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Fight.

[Dad / Host]

Woods or space?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What does woods mean?

[Dad / Host]

The woods, like a forest or space? Monsters or robots?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Robots. Robots.

[Dad / Host]

Okay. Dreams or real life?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Real life. Real life.

[Dad / Host]

Light or dark?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Light.

[Dad / Host]

Swords. A sword or a superpower?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Superpower. Superpower.

[Dad / Host]

Portal or spaceship?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Portal.

[Dad / Host]

Last question. You ready?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Stay or explore?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Explore. Wait, can you give us another one?

[Dad / Host]

All right, fine.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Give us more.

[Dad / Host]

These are true or false questions. That's it. So you have to say true if something is true, false if it's fake. Got it.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Okay.

[Dad / Host]

True or false. Aliens are real.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yes.

[Dad / Host]

True or false?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

True or true.

[Dad / Host]

Okay. Monsters hide in the woods.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

True.

[Dad / Host]

False.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What does false mean?

[Dad / Host]

Fake.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

False.

[Dad / Host]

False. Angels protect people.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

True. True.

[Dad / Host]

Okay. There are secret worlds.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

True. What does false mean again?

[Dad / Host]

Fake.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Fake. False.

[Dad / Host]

False.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I don't know what it means.

[Dad / Host]

Dreams are real. Places?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yes.

[Dad / Host]

True or false?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

True. Us. False.

[Dad / Host]

Something is watching us right now.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

False.

[Dad / Host]

True. God's watching.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Actually true.

[Dad / Host]

How do you know that?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Because one right there. One right there. Angels and God.

[Dad / Host]

That's right. And. And this whole chat, this whole live chat, they're asking about Jews.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What?

[Dad / Host]

I don't know. Don't worry about it, guys. We're gonna wrap it up here. Forget the last question. What was the last question? Oh, that's right. That's right. Okay. Well, we'll ask the last question, but first, really quickly, Layla, do me a favor and give your plugs. Tell the people where you're gonna be at, what you're gonna be doing. What's your next occasion? Any kind of gigs, whatever you got going on. Social media. Go ahead. Look into that camera and let the people know.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

What's even social media?

[Dad / Host]

Okay. Yeah. Talk. What? Wait, hold on, hold on. No, Oliver, Let the people know where you're gonna be at, your social media. Whatever you're doing next, you're gonna be at home. Well, where the people can follow you, where they could find you, where they could support. Support. You have Patreon. You have any kind of gifts and go. What you got going on PayPal.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

I'm. I'm. I'm gonna be at my home. And sometimes at Lowe's, sometimes at Willows.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, Maybe at the park.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Okay, very good. Last question for you guys. Answer one at a time. Who goes for. Layla goes first. She's the oldest. And then you go last, and then we'll end the episode. Layla. Not in today's episode, not right now. In what we just did in life in general. Are you having fun? You having fun?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

Oliver, same question for you. Are you having fun?

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

You heard it here, people. They're having fun. They're having a good time. You can find them at Willow's house. You can find them at home, most likely. Maybe sometimes at the park. At the standard coffee shop and casino, slash library, slash on fabrication shop.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Wait, dad.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, no, just talk. Just talk. It's fine. It's.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Just say it right now. You can find me.

[Dad / Host]

Fireworks.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Wait, wait, could I tell.

[Dad / Host]

Oh, you have more.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Plus, you could find me at the coffee shop.

[Dad / Host]

Yeah, the standard coffee shop and casino, slash Christian library.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Daddy.

[Dad / Host]

That's it.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Yeah.

[Dad / Host]

All right, good, guys. We're getting out of here. Thank you again for joining us, and until next time. Mason, be quiet. Oh, Z Man bought us cookies. I'm sorry. Sorry, Mason. Thank you. Say hi. Say hi to Z Man in that camera right there. We have to go, guys. Until next time. Don't forget to obey, submit and comply. Say goodbye, guys.

[Layla and Oliver (Kids)]

Put the fireworks on. They bred with daughters of men and they will do it again. The end is written in the book,

[Dad / Host]

in the pages they. For. When the last trumpet sound in the heaven.