Lilith Encounter: The Demon at the ATM | NDS Chronicles

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad – NDS Chronicles

Episode: "Lilith Encounter: The Demon at the ATM"
Date: August 4, 2026
Hosts: David L Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobsta) and Jabron

Episode Overview

In this installment of NDS Chronicles, David and Jabron take on a mix of supernatural storytelling, irreverent Christian humor, and deep dives into listener-submitted paranormal experiences. The highlight: a chilling testimony of a run-in with a Lilith-like demonic entity at an ATM, and a series of wild, apocalyptic dreams from a dedicated fan. The episode is equal parts comedy, community banter, and unorthodox spiritual analysis—complete with riffs on biblical prophecy, pop culture, and a sideshow of in-jokes and product brainstorming.

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Main Segments & Key Topics

1. Community Catch-up and Announcements

[02:23 – 06:24]

• Hosts explain the format: reading and riffing on listener-submitted paranormal stories.
• Plugging the Discord Bible Study, merch, and upcoming events like Bro Grove.
• Characteristic irreverence (“Bible study on sex tonight… do it with your wife!” – David, 03:31).
• Event details: list of guests and post-event hangout plans in Spanish Springs.

Memorable Moment

• “The foreskin of the show.” – David (06:03)
• “We're guaranteed to make fun of you, but maybe we’ll share some insight.” – David (02:29)

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2. Listener Dream Chronicles – Kate's Collection

[06:40 – 46:26]

Apocalyptic & Surreal Dreams

• Kate, a frequent emailer, shares several vivid, often disturbing dreams:
  • Locust Apocalypse Dream: Swarms destroy the land; only a reggae artist (possibly Stick Figure) can save the world, with Family Guy characters as cameos.
    Biblical parallel: Revelation’s mutant locusts.
  • Suspicious Figure Dream: Dreams about people of color (noted for their problematic undertone) supposedly plotting thefts.
  • Drug Cabinet Dream: A strange caper involving a spiral medicine cabinet, corrupt medical staff, and a stocky, angry Mexican.
  • Bunny Parade Dream: Majestic bunnies flanked by massive, tree-sized horses and protective dogs.
  • Alien Invasion/Airport Dream: President reports 9 or 15 UFO sightings; chaos at the airport, communication blackout, emotional phone calls to family; cameo by Sam Tripoli.
  • Ghost & Haunting Dreams: Ghosts, baby ghosts, sleep paralysis, invasions by “shadow people,” dark cold presences, and house hauntings.
  • Crime Family Dream: She and her pets taken by a “crime family”—worry about the fate of her animals.

Hosts' Reactions & Commentary

• David and Jabron alternate between mockery and genuine interest, poking fun at the recurring themes (“Sleep paralysis, shadow people, disdain for blacks... if she's not married by now, fellas.” – David, 41:18).
• Frequent derailments for inside jokes and tangents.
• Running joke: prayer to “thank God for the baby… and for a speedy recovery of Hicktown Honey's vagina.”
  • “That's not a prayer, that's just wishing!” – Jabron (16:02)
• Discussion about making an artistic parody magnet/candle/merch from a disturbing baby Jesus image—hot dog scented candles, anyone?
  • Riley (guest): “We're in the negatives [on whether people would like it]. The old people would be upset.” (33:02)
  • “Those are stripper legs!” – Kiki in chat, repeated by David (80:37)

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3. Floppy Donghole: The Lilith ATM Encounter

[46:47 – 90:33] The Main Paranormal Testimony from Nate

• Nate, a longtime listener, details a series of “spiritual attack” events:
  • Weird Noises & Whispering: While watching TV at night, hears “chant-like whispering,” confirmed by his dog’s odd reaction.
  • Glass Factory Incident: Working night shift, nearly injured by a dropped 250-lb pane of glass—a piece of plastic left on the ground in the shape of Lilith's sigil. “I rebuked it and removed it.”
  • ATM Demon Encounter:
    • August, 2–3am (“the witching hour”).
    • Temperature suddenly drops to freezing while outside is 90°F.
    • Overpowering, putrid stench like decaying roadkill.
    • Simultaneous ominous owl hooting, which is unusual in suburban Ohio.
    • Host senses spiritual attack, rebukes Lilith (and all her other names) “in the Name of Jesus and the Father”—phantom fog/lilithian presence vanishes.
    • “I was not afraid. In fact, quite the opposite. I actually smirked to myself.” – Nate (89:24)
  • Aftermath: Only residual activity—cats meowing at his door; rebuked and vanish.

Bonus Discussion

• Extensive documentary recommendation: “A Toxic Love Story” (Netflix) about real-life digital stalking and references to Lilith as an archetype of female spiritual danger. “It gets to the point where somebody does come…” (83:23)
• “She’s fractured… Lilith taking place, Kabbalistic nature, Talmudic tradition.” – Jabron (85:20)

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4. Symbolism Deep Dives: Ball, Symbols & Biblical Threads

[56:51 – 61:04]

• Discussion of images submitted by listeners—correlations between ancient deity symbology (Ball, Hathor, Sekhmet) and modern logos (e.g., Palantir).
• References to Medusa, serpentine symbolism, and biblical wormwood.
• Connections made to past episodes and listener testimonies involving “Medusa demons.”

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5. Comic Relief & In-Jokes

• Running gag about launching a hot dog-scented candle or baby Jesus iconography merch.
• Abusive affection for Orthodox/Byzantine art: “It’s better than the Orthodox art… It’s proportional anatomy!” – David, 42:19
• Slapstick: Plans to slap people who don’t participate in the “Albarino costume contest.” (73:02–74:46)
• Openly mocking their own lack of organization and the disorderly nature of the show.

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6. Cultural & Theological Analysis

• Spiritual warfare as analogous to physical fasting (66:20): “That seems like something God would like. Like, oh, look at this dude—look at the initiative he’s taking. He could be sleeping right now, but instead he’s waking up and trying to communicate with me.”
• Ranking of alien races and biblical/demonic correspondence (63:01 ff):
  • Nordics/Pleiadians: “angel of light”
  • Reptilians: Seraphim
  • Insectoids/Mantids: Lord of the flies (Beelzebub)
  • Grays: “unclean spirits like frogs” (Revelation 16:13)

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Notable Quotes & Unforgettable Moments

• “The evil things are flying... fire everywhere in the sky... What does Revelation talk about? Like locusts from the earth, giant mutant creatures with bug properties, possibly lion faces.” – David (09:36)
• “All my dreams were extremely real at the time, lasting effects on me throughout the waking day.” – Kate’s email (09:03)
• “Sleep paralysis, shadow people, disdain for blacks... if she's not married by now, fellas, what are we doing here?” – David (41:18)
• “I rebuke Lilith and the other names all the way down to her angelic name, in the name of Jesus and the name of our Father, and immediately reduced her to ground fog.” – Nate (89:47)
• “She tried to kill you with glass. Actually, there’s a very interesting documentary I watched…” – Jabron, segueing into “A Toxic Love Story” backstory (81:31)
• “We’re doing such a bad job. Do you guys like this?” – David (57:19)
• “Those are stripper legs!” – Kiki in chat; “Agreed.” – David (80:37)
• “Let the record show: throughout this experience, I was not afraid. Fear not. Nor did I feel fear.” – Nate (89:24)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------|-------------| | Show intro, Community Banter, Plugs | 02:23–06:24 | | Kate’s Dream Journal – Recurring Dream Stories | 06:40–46:26 | | Lilith ATM Encounter (Nate’s Story) | 46:47–90:33 | | Ancient and Modern Symbolism | 56:51–61:04 | | Cultural/Spiritual Warfare/Fasting Talk | 66:06–66:53 | | Documentary “A Toxic Love Story” (Lilith theme) | 82:02–86:33 | | Theological & Paranormal Analysis (Aliens) | 63:01–65:00 |

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Episode Tone

• Irreverent, wild, and self-referential
• Mixes genuine spiritual/cultural insight with absurdism and “dangerous retards” humor
• Pokes fun at both themselves and listeners, balancing crudeness and sincerity

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For the Uninitiated Listener

This episode is trademark NDS: unfiltered, weird, and sometimes wildly inappropriate. Expect spiritual warfare recounted with a wink, biblical end-times with a side of memes, listener dreams interpreted wryly, and a demonic ATM tale wrapped in prayer and punchlines. If you’re pious, bring a sense of humor; if you’re a skeptic, bring curiosity—the squad confronts darkness with truth, but rarely in a straight line.

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your paranormal testimonies. If you want to submit them, go ahead and do [e-mail] we'll make fun of you and maybe we'll share some insight or gleam something interesting from your story. But we are guaranteed to make fun of you also. Guys, I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven that is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

[Marketing Team Member]

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[Jabron]

We're back.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We back baby. And if you want to support us and have us keep coming back, then patreon.com forward/nephilim death Squad. That's the place to do it. Gain access to episodes before the general public ad free listening experiences. Access to communities of dangerous retards on Twitter, on Telegram and on Discord. And on Discord is where we have our NDSBs. That's Nephilim Death Squad. Bible study has nothing to do with Me and top the listeners of the show, the dangerous retards got together and made a weekly Bible study. It's Wednesday and so tonight they'll be doing another one. It's on sex.

[Jabron]

Oh, tonight's on sex.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Tonight they're doing it on sex.

[Riley]

Sex.

[Jabron]

They're doing a deep, deep dive on intercourse.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

So we're gonna tune in and listen to that and use protection. That's right, use protection. Well, no, go forth and be fruitful. Multiply, have a bunch of sex and have a bunch of babies, but do it with your wife. Don't be a. Amen. Also, there's discount codes off of merchandise on toplopsit.com. oh, yeah. Why don't we show off? Let's show off the youth group one. That's the best one, man. We. I know we show that off every once in a while when we do that one, but that's the best one. Look at that one. Look at the colors.

[Jabron]

That's artwork, right?

[Bluff]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And just so you know, it actually doesn't move on the hoodie. If you get the hoodie, it does not move. It's very stationary.

[Jabron]

Are confused about it. But that's, that's a lot of the wait time.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Well, we had to clear that out of the, you know, because people were asking, does it move? Why doesn't it move? And we said, well, that was silly, but maybe we should address it. Also. Tickets to Bro he and Grow, August 8th. The tickets for the general admission day still available. VIP is sold out, but you can still be a part of the fun. Come and hang with all your favorite content creators. Oh, and Benjamin is going to be there. Dr. Heather Lynn, Ed Mabry, Laura Baker, the guys from Hidden in Plain Sight. I believe Brian of DVD Races is going to be there.

[Jabron]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Austin Picard is going to be there giving his plugs. I don't know if we're gonna have time for anything else that night,

[Spin Quest Announcer]

but

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Austin will be there and he will be plugging Be nice. As well as a bunch of other homies from the history of the show. Everybody who's been here since Jump Thomas, the paranoid American. Cheney's gonna be there. I don't know if Donut's gonna be there. I'm trying to get in touch with him, trying to figure it out. But anyway, guys, coming to be a part of the fun and the after hours hang, go and get your tickets to the general admission day on toplobster.com show up. Check it out, baby. It is gonna Be really cool. I think what I realized is the day of the VIP event, which this is kind of funny. If you don't have the money for the VIP event and you couldn't make that, you can hang out with us afterwards because we're probably going to be in Spanish Springs, which is right next door to Location, which is the studio in the coffee shop. So you can come on over there probably around like 8pm or something and hang out with us. You know, we're not providing anything, but I know there's going to be music. Live band's gonna be playing until like 10pm There's a bunch of places to drink, get food, a pizza place. There's a little. It's really nice. So if you are experiencing FOMO and you wanted to get to the tickets, but there's none available because of the capacity and the fire marshal will shut us down if we have any more people meet us over at Spanish Springs afterwards. Homos.

[Jabron]

Amen. Amen.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I feel like I just said a lot of stuff. That was all. That was all. A whole lot.

[Jabron]

But we got it all out there. We got it all out in front.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

And we're good. I think. I think what happened here, you said really?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

The foreskin of the show.

[Jabron]

You sent it to the wrong spot, but I fixed it. Oh, did you? Yeah, yeah, we fixed.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Where did I send it?

[Jabron]

I don't know. Somewhere else.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

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[Jabron]

We're doing spooky stuff. Very excited.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Well, we did some with Matt yesterday. I want to thank everybody for sending their experiences. We went from having the well be pretty dry. Now the well is super wet and lubricated. We have a lot of bangers.

[Jabron]

I see a lot of these are tempting to read.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Well, we have to start with Kate. Anti species. This shout out to Kate, long time listener, even longer time schizo with all kinds of experiences and she's our favorite people. Especially when her emails come across our table, they get prioritized, typically. So let's see. Unless this isn't the same Kate, which would be very funny now that I'm saying it out loud. There's nothing actually that confirms that this is her.

[Jabron]

Just somebody else named Kate.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It could well be that I'm not

[Jabron]

seeing the email, but I guess It's Kate.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't want to dox her. It's starred. It's very close to the bottom of the first page because we actually overlooked her. So I'm gonna get to reading it. It says also it's called Random Dreams. If you want to search the email, it's called Random Dreams. All right, so it says, hi, Nancy. She's not here.

[Jabron]

She isn't here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, she's not here, Raven. And top. Hello, Kate. And also to Matt with three T's. And I. I don't know if you got the memo, Top, but I have actually put out that from now on. And, you know, it takes a while for these things to. To come into play. So there's a grace period. I don't know of how long, but there is a grace period. From now on, Matt's name has to be spelled with a minimum of five T's.

[Jabron]

How come he got two more? What happened?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I think it's just time. You know what I mean? Like, he's been doing this for a while and it was a 3T minimum before.

[Jabron]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Now he's officially stepped away from Merchant of Brown Water and he's more of a full time podcaster than he was before.

[Jabron]

That's subjective.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Well, it doesn't mean he's good at it, but it does mean that he's spending more hours, he is in the chair more often than he used to be.

[Jabron]

That is true.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And so five T's is now the minimum for Matt.

[Jabron]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

So I just want people to know that that's gotten out there and it's going to take some time, I know, for it to stick. Once the memo gets around to the office and everybody's on the same page, we'll be in good standing. So. Okay, that's fine, Matt with three T's for now, I'll accept it. Thank you, Kate. Here's some interesting dreams from the past year. Only read this if you guys need content. It's just random dreams.

[Jabron]

Well, I mean, you know, maybe we should skip this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, I don't think so. I typed these out moments after waking up. If I could remember. Oh, so this is kind of like a dream journal. I compiled the dreams to one email for entertainment purposes. Well, thank you very much. All the dreams. Oh, where's my spooky music? I need my spooky music. My bad.

[Jabron]

Here we go.

[Riley]

That's all right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

All my dreams were extremely real at the time. Lasting effects on me throughout the waking day. I put a asterisk for each dream. Oh, okay. So I can tell where they end and where the next one begins. Thank you. That's smart. So one dream, I was outside, and massive waves of locusts were overtaking the Earth. That's actually why we have locusts in the thumbnail. Oh, that's how much prep I did for the thumbnail. I just saw the word locust.

[Jabron]

Very smart.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I said, let's all say we're definitely going to talk about that.

[Jabron]

I like that. I like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Outside and massive waves of locusts are overtaking the Earth. Entire highways and roads were being ripped from the ground and in the air, just crashing all over. So asphalt roads getting ripped up out of the ground somehow by locusts. Other evil things were flying. There was fire everywhere in the sky. That's interesting. Evil things are flying. Evil locusts. What does Revelation talk about? Like, the locusts from the Earth? Like these things that look like locusts. They look like giant mutant creatures with some sort of bug properties, but also possibly lion faces.

[Jabron]

Yeah, these are the things that are gonna, like, torture men.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

They're gonna torture you. Okay.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

All right. So the evil things are flying. Fire is everywhere in the sky and coming in waves at all the people. People are running and screaming. It was madness. I got four to five people in my suv. I don't have a S U V I R L. And I helped one guy into my hatch because no more people could fit in the suv. The wave of evil was coming at us, and I couldn't get the hatch to shut in time. It all came at us and swept us away. Then it switched to someone in power saying, only this one reggae artist,

[Marketing Team Member]

only

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

this one reggae artist can help stop the situation. Probably Stick Figure, but I don't remember. Stewie and Peter. Peter from Family Guy were there, too.

[Jabron]

Was it Mr. Turn Red?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Mr. Turn Red.

[Jabron]

Copyright strike from him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Well, his music is kind of a big deal. And then the dream ended. Okay, so you've got sort of a classic apocalyptic dream in which there are biblical elements, but rather than Jesus Christ coming in, stopping the situation, a reggae artist is the one who's going to stop the situation. Also, as an aside, Stewie and Peter from Family Guy were there, too.

[Jabron]

I wish Matt was here, because I. I mean, we need to verify. What's it mean?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Somebody called Yah.

[Jabron]

Also. Is this in the. Is this in the Bible?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Stewie and Peter Griffin.

[Jabron]

No, the Father and the Son. Reggae Jesus.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, Reggae Jesus. Well, it's not inherently Reggae Jesus. When I saw the next show at 2, I knew there was a typo. Oh, that's what I did. I did a typo.

[Jabron]

Okay?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That was my mistake. Yes, yes, yes. For those who are listening, fix it right now. Live at 225. This is what I'm.

[Jabron]

Guys, if you don't see me on the screen, it's because I'm fiddling.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I'm, I, I fixing my mistakes here.

[Jabron]

It's all right. We'll, we'll figure this out.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

All right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We're getting there.

[Jabron]

We're going to keep vamping.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Vamping. This is, you know, we really cater to a live audience.

[Jabron]

225.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's exactly what I said. 225.

[Jabron]

Well, I'm just gonna write for the

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

people who are listening in the future.

[Bluff]

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[Marketing Team Member]

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[Colleague]

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[Monday.com Advertiser]

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[Marketing Team Member]

Already in there. Three angles. No competitors using right now. Just need your approval.

[Monday.com Advertiser]

Approved.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Thanks.

[Monday.com Advertiser]

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[Marketing Team Member]

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[Monday.com Advertiser]

Create your first Monday agent [e-mail].

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

we are live. We are live right now. Okay. All right. So that was one of the dreams. And then this one's very short. It just says very short dream. I was looking out my window and these.

[Monday.com Advertiser]

Black.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Who?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Black.

[Jabron]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And Mexican people. This is already a bad dream. This is, you might call it a nightmare. Were posted up suspiciously outside. Are you sure this wasn't real life? It's just regular life. Suspicious looking blacks and Mexicans.

[Jabron]

David's old neighbor.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Dude, by the way, my wife, my wife was, she was showing me a tick tock of somebody who had like a really nice house with a pool that was renting it out like Airbnb style.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And long story short, they come back and it is destroyed. Their entire house is destroyed. There's food and beer inside the pool. They're broken glass and everywhere. I mean, they're doing a tour of their house and yeah, it Was like some like Mexicans, but not like the hard working ones that do like the roofing and they're very small and compact. This is like new, new wave Mexicans with like tattooed beards. You know where their beard is. Like they're doing the edging. They have paint. They're putting the paint on their beards. Yeah, yeah, like that kind and.

[Jabron]

All right, we should be good now. We got the email out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, thank goodness. Yeah, sorry, I really messed that one up. But yeah, it makes you go like, you can't. You can't Airbnb because. Because I have a house still in the area. It's my due date. Still no baby. Glad I have shows to pass the time. Are you in the hospital?

[Jabron]

Are you in the hospital watching this? I think that's illegal. I'm pretty sure.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Incredible.

[Jabron]

Oh, that's child abuse.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I'm pretty sure it is. This is gonna be the first thing that baby hears when it breaches the vagina.

[Jabron]

Happy birthday, baby Hicktown honey.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Happy birthday to baby Hicktown honey. Also Hicktown. Long time listener.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Of the show Hicktown Honey. What are the chances that we can get the baby named something like an animal?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Nephi.

[Jabron]

No, don't do that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay. Yeah, it's true.

[Jabron]

Set this baby up for failure.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's really crazy. Oh, baby's waiting for Bro Grove. Could be. Could be.

[Jabron]

Well, congratulations. I hope everything goes smooth for you. We're going to say a prayer for you, actually. Do you want to say a prayer for Hicktown honey?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I hope the baby comes out of your vagina in a. That's not a prayer expedient way.

[Jabron]

No, a good prayer.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Father God, in Jesus name I pray. Let's pray that Hicktown honey has success and. And no complications and that baby's super healthy and maybe also super strong. You know what I mean? If that baby can have a degree of athleticism that is a measure above the average baby's athleticism, that would be great. And if the baby.

[Jabron]

Are you asking if this is. This is not.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

But all of that without being black. And also if the baby can have great success latching, you know, because sometimes that's not a great thing.

[Jabron]

Worst prayer.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

In Jesus name we pray. Amen.

[Jabron]

Ever heard.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I think that was actually really good.

[Jabron]

I've never once heard a prayer for, well, latching mother. Not from a man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That was my first prayer I've ever done live on air, live on the show. I pray in private only.

[Jabron]

Hey, Chat what did you think about that prayer?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Is that good? That was good, right?

[Jabron]

That was good.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That was great. Good. Amen.

[Jabron]

She probably just wanted to leave.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Jay says amen. I don't know. Okay, so. Dude, it's so hot in here. It doesn't feel hot in here.

[Jabron]

No, I feel cool.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Crazy. Alrighty. So getting back to it, I need to cue the spooky music. James would approve. I usually am a little bit more graceful. You know what? When I talk to God, though, I try not to be super formal.

[Jabron]

You know, like I'm saying, like, the content in which.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, those were good wishes.

[Jabron]

Yeah, that's what I mean. Like, if God was a genie and you were like, hey, Hope, Hope, your baby.

[Colleague]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You gotta be really, like, very specific about it because you don't want the genie to be like, oh, so you mean black? No, no, no, I don't.

[Jabron]

This is. Now I was getting racist.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I think I want a better prayer.

[Jabron]

Better prayer would have been something like, I hope that. That I hope God.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

God.

[Jabron]

Yeah, I don't hope.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

No wishing. I'm gonna put this down. That's a charm. I'm not orthodox.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Thank you for.

[Jabron]

Thank you for.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, because he's already done it now.

[Jabron]

And after.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And after.

[Jabron]

Yeah. Thank you for the baby.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Thank you for the baby. Thank you for not. It's not. It's not black. No, no, no. Okay.

[Jabron]

All right, all right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We gotta get back to the story.

[Jabron]

Thank you for.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We are. Thank you.

[Jabron]

Thanking you for the baby that this baby will have. Thank you for bringing the baby into a family that generationally is going to increase its blessings.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

And.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And also, if the baby can, like, the learning curve to doing home chores is very short. So you could put the baby to work shortly after maybe its third birthday. And, you know, it'll have a short period of, like, dropping the dishes, but then after that, it'll really lock in. It'll actually do a really good job.

[Jabron]

A lot of physical wishes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Physical labor from this baby.

[Jabron]

No wishes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Physical gifts. No, it's not wishes. Thank you for the. Thank you, Lord, for the physical labor this baby will commit to.

[Jabron]

What we're saying is join the Bible study tonight because we don't know what

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

we're doing and it's going to be about sex, but that baby's going to be great. Yeah, he's going to be servant of the Lord.

[Jabron]

The opposite of what we're talking about now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

What do you mean? I feel like, oh, this is post sex.

[Jabron]

Well, I feel like this is the opposite of sex.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Having a baby. Something coming out rather than going in.

[Jabron]

Yes, it's unavailable for a while.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, Things going to be shut down for a little bit. Hicktown.

[Jabron]

Do we want to pray for that? I don't want to pray for that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Speedy recovery of hicktown honey's vagina. Stop it. Amen. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, God.

[Jabron]

Honey, if you have not gone into labor after that. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't know what you. I don't know what's gonna do it.

[Jabron]

We just tried.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It is today, by the way. Today's the 29th. Okay.

[Jabron]

It's a good day. It's a good. It is a good day.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It's a good 7, 29, 26.

[Jabron]

I wonder if that means like, strong gematria. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Maybe. Maybe strong baby. That's what we prayed for. Leave her vegetable. Hey, look. Extra prayers for the.

[Jabron]

She's right, Vagina.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, no, we're praying for her husband's.

[Jabron]

And we're very happy for you, man. That's. That's really cool. Hell yeah, it's really cool.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

What's your name? The baby.

[Jabron]

Don't worry about it. She can't talk to us here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

She's giving birth. Okay, go ahead. So the blacks and Mexicans were plotting to steal some things and I was glaring at them. That's just the whole dream.

[Jabron]

Glaring.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, this is just. This is just something that she's misremembering, like as a dream was a real event. How early were we? Rusty Shackelford.

[Jabron]

This is a disaster.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We've been going for 20 minutes.

[Jabron]

We've been going for 20 minutes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

But we told you that we're praying for Hicktown Honey's vagina.

[Jabron]

Technically, we started at 2:25pm so that's in the future.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. So just give it a little bit. Maybe two hours. About two hours.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay. Another dream. A group of people were with me in the hallway trying to get into a medicine cabinet. And it took a certain type of key. A doctor that was with us walked up and opened it. And it was a spiral turning medicine cabinet. Spin it and it had a bunch of drugs, like painkillers. And the doctor said, pay the man and let's go. She capitalized the man. And some sort of short, stocky Mexican.

[Jabron]

This lady doesn't like what's going on here with the. Are there a lot of Mexicans in Alaska? You think that there wouldn't be?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Well, I don't think this is K. Anti species.

[Jabron]

I think we just.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I think we just lied.

[Jabron]

Maybe it is because that seems like the last name that I remember correctly.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You want a doctor?

[Jabron]

I don't want a doctor. All right, it doesn't matter. She'll tell us later.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's true. So a short, stocky Mexican walked up all angry looking and I gave him a big, big lot of money. But it was mostly ones. That was another dream. It's really just telling us.

[Jabron]

I don't think Kicktown Honey's gonna come back. I feel so bad.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Is literally not saying anything anymore because she's birthing a strong baby that's destined for labor.

[Jabron]

Strong, mixed race.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Nope, not, no. If it's destined for labor, it's definitely not. Okay, here's another one. So I'm just saying so we know. Oh, it is, it is, it is. Anti species. I'm mostly from southern Utah. I live in Alaska now. Okay, cool.

[Jabron]

Got you. Cool.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't know why that changes the way that this is being presented in my head.

[Jabron]

Let the woman have birth. Leave her alone.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Let the woman birth.

[Jabron]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

All right, fine. Oh, there she is. Y' all. Can't get rid of me.

[Jabron]

All right, well, if you were orthodox, we would try.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's true, we would try. Okay. Okay, so here's another dream. I went outside of my porch and there was 200 huge bunnies majestically galloping up my road. And alongside them were huge otherworldly protective dogs and. And massive Clydesdale horses the size of tall trees. They were protecting the bunnies on their journey to where I'll never know. But it was important.

[Jabron]

These dreams are whacked out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

This is fucking crazy. Okay, here's another dream. There was a public service announcement that there were nine or 15 alien sightings reported by the president. Oddly specific numbers. Nine or 15? Is that this September? 9:15.

[Jabron]

It's weird.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

The President was like an idiocracy. President? Well, okay, yes, that makes sense. And there was chaos all over. I was at the airport and I just left my dad and my animals. For some reason they were giant bunnies and tree sized Clydesdales. I tried to immediately call him and the phone lines were not working. Then they started locking everyone down in the airport. I grabbed some Australians phone and that seemed to work. But my dad didn't answer. Then he texted that he was having issues answering. I texted that I loved him and that I would try later.

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Today on Monday.com they were taking everyone's phones away. Now to stop all communication. We were in some sort of line to be taken somewhere against our will. Everyone was terrified. The TSA were enforcing it all. Then for some reason, I ended up outside of Sam Tripley's changing room or house in Las Vegas. I don't think he lives in Las Vegas either.

[Jabron]

He doesn't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Sam came out and I told him I loved him and I just wanted to go to pound town.

[Jabron]

Okay, Kate, what's going on with you, by the way?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

People don't know. This is actually day seven. I have to send one. I have been sending a lewd and disturbing image to Sam Tripoli via text message every single day for six days. This is going to be the seventh day.

[Jabron]

You should send them the one of us with the hot dog. I'll pull it up. Oh, the.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

The baby. Well, that one's not lewd or disturbing. It's disturbing a little bit. It's only disturbing if you pray to it. You should show that image, though, because

[Jabron]

that is having a hard time not praying to it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It is really hard. And I also think we need to get the. We have to get it here and framed.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Oh.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Now, guys, prepare yourselves for what you're about to see. We didn't make this. You never made. Can you zoom in on that a little bit, maybe? Let me see. If you do a little pinch. Reverse pinch on it now.

[Jabron]

We can do it with that. Yeah, there we go.

[Riley]

There you go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Is this bad?

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Chat?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Chat is real.

[Jabron]

Have we messed up?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We didn't make this.

[Jabron]

Well, Thomas made that, and Thomas is already going to hell, so I didn't

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

think, oh, yeah, he's already blaspheming quite heavily on a regular basis.

[Jabron]

I Don't know. Is this blasphemy?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't think it's blasphemy.

[Jabron]

It's not art either. Are we allowed to.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We got to talk to. I think Thomas said something about making this available at Bro Grove.

[Jabron]

He wanted to make stickers, but we're not gonna have time. It would be cool to have it, like, gold leaf, stickered.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, my God.

[Jabron]

Right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I think we should try to get large prints of it.

[Jabron]

We can definitely get a large print of this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's insane.

[Jabron]

Should we do that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Kiki says. Oh, Thomas. It makes me sad.

[Jabron]

It makes me sad, too.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Kind of.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Great legs. Great baby legs.

[Jabron]

Look at those baby feet.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Look at those little baby feet. Really great baby legs, though. I mean, just look at that. I feel weird saying that, but it's me, so I can say that. Yeah.

[Jabron]

What's up with my girly hands? I guess I kind of have skinny hands, right? Like that, like. But.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Well, they're. I mean, they're orthodox hands.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Who?

[Jabron]

Well, like. Like, look at how you're holding.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You're holding the hot dog with the double finger thing. I got the shocker going on.

[Jabron]

I'll be honest. I can understand why this is offensive to people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't. Somebody. Somebody said, stop disrespecting God. And I said, who said that? And I said, is God in this image? What's going on with these people? Is God in this image? I don't understand.

[Jabron]

Make it a fridge magnet.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, that's actually great. One by one. One to one scale. Yeah, that's actually accurate. When we go on long trips, top just holds me, takes me around with them. Yes, I do have strong latching. Thank you, Joe Brown. How dare you?

[Jabron]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

How dare you? Yeah. So look forward. Some version of that, I suppose, will be available at Bro Grove. Or we'll try to make it.

[Jabron]

I mean, if they can sell their. Their icons. We could sell.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

What if we sold.

[Jabron]

What if we.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And then used all the proceeds? And then we're like, God, what do you want us to do with this money?

[Jabron]

Donated it to the Orthodox Church.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

What if God was, like, doing. Donated to the Orthodox Church?

[Jabron]

You guys have done irreparable damage to the Orthodox Church.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, I mean, I think we have.

[Jabron]

I don't think he would tell us to do that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't know what he would tell us to do.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

You want to try?

[Jabron]

So wait a bit. Are you really serious? You want to try to do, like, a fundraiser with this?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That would be cool, but we couldn't. We couldn't promise. Like, what. What are we going to say we're going to do with the funds? We don't know until. Until God says it.

[Jabron]

I really like the fact that you said this is going to start at 12. At 2. 25.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

And there were still like 10 people in here. Like, just in case. Just in case.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. That's insane.

[Jabron]

Yeah, the. I was wondering. I was like, how come there's no one here? And then we switched it. Now there's 10 times the amount of people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

So I. I don't know. I. I would. I'd like the idea of doing that and then giving the proceeds to something. But Thomas made it, so that's a little bit weird because, like, you know, he should get paid for his labor. I don't know what that is.

[Jabron]

All right, so like, then the proceeds, half of them go to Thomas and

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

the other half just go to.

[Jabron]

What could we do with it?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't know.

[Jabron]

Do people want this?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I think people like it. I like it.

[Jabron]

You like it. What would you do? Would you put it up in your house?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, but I put it up here for sure. I would put it out there and really upset people.

[Jabron]

Like a real big one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Really upset people. That would be.

[Jabron]

That's a great idea.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, it is. Mexican style candles is definitely an option.

[Jabron]

Oh my God. That would be great on a Mexican.

[Marketing Team Member]

It would be.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It would be great on a Mexican candle. What would it smell like?

[Jabron]

Oh, tortas. Hell yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Proceeds to the standard library. No, that's not. I don't know if God. Well, it has to be. We'd have to pray on it and, and hope to hear the will of God.

[Jabron]

This on a candle, though.

[Bluff]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That on the candle is.

[Jabron]

Is remarkable candle that smells like hot dogs. Dog.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's pretty funny. Hot dog water candles.

[Jabron]

A hot dog flavored candle.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's pretty funny.

[Jabron]

And the chocolate starfish.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Ah. Need a coffee baptism, dude.

[Jabron]

This on a coffee label.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yo, Yo.

[Jabron]

That would actually go hard.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's crazy. Nds roast is. Is that. Honestly, it's great and I love it and I really love it.

[Jabron]

And it's great and I do love it. I love your face. Like, look at the face of like.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Well, I just.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It just looks like us so perfectly. That one's got great hair, though. I gotta get stick step my hair game up.

[Bluff]

You.

[Jabron]

You look like you're being like slightly flirtatious with me a little bit.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Like the mouth is open a little bit.

[Bluff]

Like

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

one finger slipped into the hot dog bun. Where's that? Where's that ring finger at? It just disappeared into the hot dog bun.

[Jabron]

That's a. That's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's suggestive. Those legs, though, huh?

[Jabron]

That right there will end you up in the hospital nine months later.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Watching nds.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

About to pop.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

About a pop. Yeah. This is. That's.

[Jabron]

Would you put this in your nursery?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's a sensual honey. Oh, yeah. Like on the. What would you call that? The mobile that goes above the baby, staring at it. The baby goes. What the is this, man? Why is that. Guy's got a beard, but nice little baby legs. The baby legs are crazy. Crazy little baby legs, you call them same baby. Did we send that to. To Matt? Yeah, we did.

[Jabron]

Wait, we should ask Riley. Let's ask Riley.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jabron]

Okay, hold on.

[Bluff]

I would get her.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

I'll get her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay, you get her.

[Jabron]

You get her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I. I like it.

[Jabron]

I.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We got to do something with it. She's gonna think it's blasphemous.

[Jabron]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Come here, Riley.

[Jabron]

What are you gonna ask me?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, man. Okay. Ethically sourced.

[Jabron]

So, Riley, come in.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We're gonna show you an image on the screen. Riley, if you'd like to come over here and it's appropriate.

[Jabron]

Appropriate?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Inappropriate.

[Jabron]

Well, appropriate in general and then appropriate to put in the shop.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I zoom in on it. Yeah, y'.

[Marketing Team Member]

All.

[Riley]

What.

[Jabron]

What do you think?

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

There's a.

[Riley]

There's a lot going on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

There is a lot going on.

[Jabron]

Yeah.

[Riley]

All the sandals.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You like sandals on the baby feet right away.

[Monday.com Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Look at his tiny little baby legs.

[Riley]

The glasses. Yeah, the glasses and the sandals. That's a lot. And then the hot dog, right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Well, the hot dog. Sometimes you need a snack. Yeah. I do have, like, a bit of a sensual face going on.

[Jabron]

Like you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You look pleasant and happy, and I look suggestive. I look flirtatious.

[Jabron]

Actually, you're moving closer because you're not in camera.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jabron]

There you go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You can even have that. Okay, so let's.

[Riley]

Scared.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

On a. On a scale from 1 to 10, what is the likelihood that it would be well received if we hung this in the back area?

[Riley]

We're in the negatives.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

In the negative, you think people wouldn't like it?

[Riley]

I just know the old people, you know?

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Yeah.

[Riley]

Oh, I would crack up at this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

So this is not blasphemy.

[Jabron]

An old lady confronted me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

As I was walking in, she was walking out. Just now, she goes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

When I first came in, if you're thinking about making a baby image. Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that.

[Riley]

That's not it.

[Jabron]

Look at those legs, though. They're toned.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

They are.

[Riley]

You see the definition?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. On the calf muscle in particular.

[Riley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know, guys.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Would you. If we gave you a copy of this, would you hang it in your home?

[Riley]

No.

[Jabron]

Okay. A fridge magnet.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay, A fridge magnet. Would you. Would you.

[Jabron]

Possibly a hot dog scented candle?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, you know, like the ones with this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Riley]

Okay, so have the fake hot dog on top, you know? Yeah, they add the stuff on top.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I like that. Yeah.

[Riley]

Like, it has to be, like, on the front of the candle and then it smells like a hot dog.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I like it. I think it's a plan. All right, so. Thank you.

[Jabron]

Scented candles back here.

[Riley]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We might set off the fire alarms.

[Jabron]

Are there fire alums?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Wait a.

[Jabron]

Before Riley leaves, we have one more thing to show.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

What's the other thing we're gonna show? This is scary. I didn't know we had a secondary thing to show.

[Riley]

I mean, people want one. I think it's great. I just. I just think the old people would get upset.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

What if we. Okay, okay. Check this out, though. You know how they have those candles with the saints and everything on them? If we started putting those around in the back, I think they would overlook them for a really long time. They would see them. They would register them as just the regular ones that you can get in the. In Publix, I think, even has them. And then they'd walk right by them, and it would take months and months for them to realize there's a little baby with toned legs and hot dogs. And it's actually me.

[Riley]

Get a hot dog.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I think that's a great idea.

[Riley]

And the sandals.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, I think there's something to that.

[Jabron]

I'm sorry, this is not coming up, but I'm trying to. I'm trying to get the video that we. That we took earlier today.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, no. Well, which video?

[Jabron]

It's just not. It's just not loading for some reason.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, that's all right.

[Marketing Team Member]

What.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

What video did we take today?

[Jabron]

You don't remember the video we took today?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No.

[Jabron]

Well, it's here, but it's not being pulled up for some reason.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Oh.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, he would notice immediately because he doesn't like any of that, like, idols and icons kind of stuff he. He hates. You know, I believe it was Gin who got him a bunch of little tiny Jesuses. The little rubber Jesuses. And he. Oh, no. We put them out there and we hid them.

[Riley]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And it took him a long time to find them all. He even found the ones that we put inside the ear holes of the stags and. And. And deer heads that we have around, so.

[Jabron]

All right. So sorry. This is not loaded.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We don't have Riley. I'm sorry though.

[Jabron]

I'll pull it up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Well, thank you. I do think we're gonna do candles now. Yeah, that's. That's the move.

[Riley]

But they have to smell like a hot dog or ketchup or mustard.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I think a hot dog water is probably pretty easy to get your hands on. Hot dog water. Hot dog water candles, ketchup. Dirty. Dirty, Dirty water dog candles. Dirty water dog candles. I think that's the move.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Thank you, Riley. This is gonna be great. I think this is a stellar business idea.

[Jabron]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I think if you brought this to Shark.

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[Colleague]

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[Monday.com Advertiser]

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[Marketing Team Member]

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[Monday.com Advertiser]

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[Monday.com Advertiser]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

yo, what the was that? That was crazy. That didn't even sound like it came from my headphones. It sounded like it came from over my shoulder. That was nuts.

[Jabron]

The video isn't loading.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

What is it? What did we take today?

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Hold on.

[Jabron]

Just. All right, go ahead and keep reading.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

All right, let's get back to the story. Can you hit the spooky music button for me? Okay, so she was. That's right. She wanted to go to Pound Town with Sam Tripoli. Sam seemed to brush it off and was distracted with everything else that was going on. That's actually really crazy, Kate. Because clearly, you know, it was not a good time. Things were going badly, and Kate's, you know, major concern was Pound Town with Sam Tripley, so. Talk about priorities. As the world was ending, I ended up in a room with some other man. And it felt like I was being trafficked. Good God. This is a roller coaster. What's happening? Then some bad guy was about to come in and rape me.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

What?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And I woke up just as the doorknob was turning. Geez, man.

[Jabron]

Okay, I think I have the video, guys.

[Monday.com Advertiser]

What the hell?

[Jabron]

It's not playing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

What are we. Bro, you gotta stop playing that sound. Oh, okay.

[Jabron]

Well, Riley's. Riley's out the room. But it's fine. We'll. Yeah, we'll just play.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, I forgot that we recorded this. This is. This is something that I don't like that happens now periodically as I show up to work. It seems that everyone is taken to. Well, yeah, I guess you'll see.

[Jabron]

So David comes in to work, and

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Riley hides behind the door.

[Jabron]

The girls. Yeah, the girls at the shop really have taken to scaring him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, dude.

[Jabron]

And they do a good job.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, they do. Unbelievable. Pull it back to the main because it's a. Can you do it in slow motion?

[Marketing Team Member]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That would be fun. Is there any way? Let's see if we got settings and. And.

[Jabron]

Oh, speed. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, hey.

[Jabron]

Half speed, Henry.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Do half speed, Henry. Let's go.

[Jabron]

Little half speed, Henry. What's this look like?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, my God, bro.

[Jabron]

It's such an easy mark, man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I get jumpy. I'm looking.

[Jabron]

You played it? I played it. And you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Two times. And I jumped. I'm. I'm very jumpy. All right, let's get back to the.

[Jabron]

Sorry, guys.

[Riley]

This is.

[Jabron]

This has been a.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

What a crazy show, huh? I was at. This is another dream. I was in an elite party trying to infiltrate and get in with the Freemasons to expose them all. That's just the whole dream. Kate's dreams are crazy. Let's keep it going.

[Jabron]

Hold on a second.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Here's another one. I looked out my window and multiple crowds of people were walking down my road wearing high heels. Tranny invasion. Question mark. And then four negative men.

[Jabron]

She's got that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Just.

[Jabron]

Just that. Just the. The inclusion of maybe.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jabron]

Like, is it possible.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Is it possible that this was.

[Jabron]

This actually happened in my town?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Training invasion.

[Jabron]

What should I do?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And then four native men. And this is what it says. I'm not saying this. I would never say this. Alaskan.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Slowly came up towards my truck. And they were going to steal it.

[Jabron]

They got those there.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

She's got a real everybody. That Mexicans, the black people. They're constantly stealing in her dreams. And I Yelled out my door, back away from the truck. And then some black guy was filming my truck and my house. To later steal. To later steal things. Oh, my God.

[Jabron]

Some of my favorite people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

This is an amazing series of dreams.

[Jabron]

Here's another wildly racist.

[Bluff]

Oh, yeah.

[Jabron]

Semi crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yes.

[Jabron]

Yeah, Perfect mix.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Sleep paralysis, shadow people, disdain for blacks.

[Jabron]

If she's not married by now, fellas,

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

what are we doing here? Anybody willing to go to Alaska to go to pound town in a consensual, even marital way?

[Jabron]

Yeah, as we'll find out later in

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

our Bible study at the end of this episode. By the way, Hicktown honey's gonna have pushed her baby out, and that's why she's not in the chat anymore. Okay, here's another one. A ghost was pushing an empty wheelchair. Then I saw a baby ghost. That's not funny to me. Like an infant that was dead and became a ghost. Very disturbing.

[Jabron]

Yeah, that's a. That's what a baby ghost would be.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I had to stay up in the woods for some reason, and the ghost would randomly control wires and choke people out and kill them.

[Colleague]

What?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

This is insane.

[Jabron]

Like a baby ghost.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Is this what the baby goes?

[Jabron]

Oh, my goodness. Look at him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It's. It's so well done.

[Jabron]

It's so good.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

But you know what's crazy is it's. It's better than the orthodox art.

[Jabron]

If you're just listening. It is, because it's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It's like proportional anatomy.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Yeah. The demons and the AI were like, this is bad. This is bad. Fix it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It's interesting that AI demons can't replicate it. Exactly. They make it.

[Jabron]

No, they can replicate it. They just don't understand why it would be so garbage. That's true. They're like, why would you have, like, a very long, skinny nose?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Why are his eyeballs, like, the size of gray? Alien eyeball.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That was crazy.

[Jabron]

It's very strange.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Dude, that picture of Jesus was nuts.

[Jabron]

Nightmarish, some would say.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I went back and looked at that picture, like, two to three times last night. It's so good. Panda flies just going back to it.

[Jabron]

It's so crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay, so the baby ghost is choking people. Okay, here's another one dream. I went to close my front door after feeling a dark presence. Here we go with the blacks again. As I went to close the door, it was extremely cold in that spot. And there was even some ice on that place where I lock it. Then I shut it and flipped off the area, like middle finger style. Flipped it off, which felt creepy. Oh, where it felt creepy. She flipped off the.

[Jabron]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I like that. After I did that, it got even darker, and there was an evil presence all over my house. The presence made it go dark inside my house, and the cold was overwhelming to me.

[Jabron]

That's it. That's it. Great stories.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, there's more. Oh.

[Jabron]

Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

This is still the same story. Okay.

[Jabron]

This is. Wait a minute. I want to read a different story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We're almost done.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

It's actually.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, we're way past the halfway mark, so. Continuing the overwhelming cold, I went to rush to the window to open the blinds and let the light in. And as soon as I opened the blinds, it became dark and cloudy outside.

[Jabron]

Everywhere was darkness. That's it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I went to get my phone.

[Jabron]

You should end all of these with. That's it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's it. I went to get my phone, but it wouldn't let off any light. So I tried to turn on the fan light, and it kept clicking, but it wouldn't turn on.

[Jabron]

That's it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

So actually, total darkness. That's all I remember. Pretty close. Pretty close.

[Bluff]

Okay.

[Colleague]

All right.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

All right.

[Jabron]

There's a lot of.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We'll save it from this point on, and we'll. We'll move on to somebody else.

[Jabron]

We'll come back to your fun one. A crime family had me and my pets.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

This is crazy. She's just. And Kate loves her pets, by the way. She loves her pets, so that's why they keep entering all the dreams.

[Jabron]

So a crime family. She wouldn't. Not gonna say what type. I'd assume Italian when you say crime family.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think that's what she means. No, I think she means black.

[Jabron]

I don't know. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Is that what you just call a group of blacks?

[Jabron]

What did I say? Yeah, you put the tweet up of the girls with those things and I called them crime line.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That was very funny. Very funny. Stole my tweet an hour later and killed with it.

[Jabron]

They had her pets captured and living against their will. They were nice, but I couldn't leave without them killing me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

They were not. They were nice.

[Jabron]

Then we were in a gunfight with another family, and I was worried about my animals. I packed them up and tried to leave, but the crime boss caught me and made me lay down and meditate. The crime boss. That's it. That's it. These are gangster stories.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I like them.

[Jabron]

I don't know which way they're going, but they're all kind of gangster. We have so many Stories.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay, okay, okay. We're gonna put a pin in it. Let me write this down. And we're gonna pick it up from.

[Jabron]

We've got a story called Floppy Dong.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

By the way, another one is about blacks. Because the next story she's about to tell starts with a car of thugs.

[Jabron]

Just racial epithets

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

of thugs. That is actually very funny. Okay, we're gonna come back to Kate's stories either if we have time at the end of this episode or another one. So let's go on. Who. Who do you want to go to next? Let's go.

[Jabron]

We called Red Eye Demon. There's a story called Floppy so we

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

read quite a bit of them the other day. So where we're starting from is right after Matthew.

[Jabron]

Wait, there's a story from Atma.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Is it new? Because we might have read it already.

[Jabron]

I don't know. It's unclicked on it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We're starting from Spiffy customs.

[Jabron]

It's called Atma's Wild Story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Where is. Where do you see that? Oh, Floppy Dong Encounter with Lilith.

[Jabron]

Well, we. We are.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We have to read.

[Jabron]

We have an abundance of riches here. But Atma says that we. Nah, you. Oh, we did read it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay, okay, so let's read Nathan's Floppy Dong Hole. Encounter with Lilith.

[Jabron]

No, let's keep fighting about what to read.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Well, we can't read Atmos because we already did.

[Jabron]

Well, fine. Nathan's Floppy Donghol.

[Marketing Team Member]

Hell yeah.

[Jabron]

Originally sent in August of last year.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No.

[Jabron]

Oh, we missed it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, this was sent on my birthday.

[Jabron]

Your birthday's in August?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, July. Well, he resented, I guess, my birthday. 7. This is an interesting little correlation here. July, the seventh month. The seventh day of the month at 7am is when he sent this. Divine feminine.

[Jabron]

Someone tell me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

All right, you gotta read this one.

[Jabron]

All right, Nathan, we're not gonna dox your last name.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

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[Jabron]

It's Bretzky.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

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[Marketing Team Member]

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[Colleague]

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[Monday.com Advertiser]

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[Marketing Team Member]

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[Monday.com Advertiser]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

good morning.

[Jabron]

Good morrow. Good morrow, fine sirs. And a good morrow to you too, Nancy. She ain't here, so don't worry about it, Matt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

But it's only two T's. And once again, just reiterating, the memo has gone out from this moment forward. We'll give you some time to acclimate, but it's 5t's minimum for Matt's name. Yes, he has gained an extra two T's. 5T minimum for Matt's name.

[Jabron]

My name is Nate. Thank God that you said that. And I have been a listener of NDS since its inception. Okay. As I was one of Raven's five regular viewers.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Hell yeah. Not nice. Where are you reading this?

[Jabron]

You don't see this floppy donghole?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah. It says, good morrow, Matt. Nancy as well. I debated between going with.

[Jabron]

Oh, no, wait, I'm reading some other shit then.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Monday.com Advertiser]

I don't know.

[Jabron]

He sent it. He sent two different ones. Can you send that to me, please?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yes, I can. How do I do that?

[Jabron]

Floppy Donhole encounter with Lilith.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, Floppy Donhole encounter with Lilith.

[Jabron]

All right, this one was sent on June 26th. This guy. This is very confusing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You know what?

[Jabron]

We do need an Asian producer that can organize these.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Where is that? You know.

[Jabron]

You know, sometimes. Good morrow, fine sir. And good morrow to Matt. With two T's only. And Nancy as well. I debated. I debated between going to an. Of Ophanim. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't know what that is. O fanim.

[Jabron]

Well, let's Google that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I just recently saw Ophanim Ofanim.

[Jabron]

The wheels.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, oh, the wheels within the wheels with the eyes of the wheels.

[Jabron]

We know what that is. I did a whole draw under that.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

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[Jabron]

That I recently saw my encounter with Lilith. In my testimony, I mentioned I'd write about Lilith. So here it goes. Okie dokie. THUNDER CRASHES OUTSIDE

[Riley]

Boom.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You didn't do. You just touched the buttons, but you didn't press it. You thought about it.

[Jabron]

I never. I never once had thunder.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, that's true. We should get that thunder. I like that.

[Jabron]

All right. It was so. It was so loud that the jolt up. I. I stood up right out of my bed from a deep sleep. My whole house shakes and rattles as my heart beats so hard I can almost hear it. You remember that time that we read somebody and we said it was AI and then stopped reading, and they got

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

mad at us, and then we said we would read it, and then we never started again because I don't know where it is, and I lost it. I can't find it. And so we can't read it anymore. But it was about a cat man, and it didn't seem real.

[Jabron]

But I wouldn't worry about it because that guy doesn't listen anymore.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, is he orthodoxy?

[Jabron]

He's a cat guy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I like cats. I'm not orthodox.

[Jabron]

I worry about you sometimes, David.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I like cats.

[Jabron]

I've been liking cats more, too. I know this is not what we're supposed to be doing here, but I've been liking them more to tell me more. I seen a. I've been watching a lot of animal videos.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, that's nice sometimes to do.

[Jabron]

And the cats really been.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

They're silly.

[Jabron]

They're silly. They do weird things. I like when they. When they look at you and they go. And they slide.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

They smack you. Yeah, I like that. Yeah. I like when they'll have, like, a chicken that's doing, like, a makeup tutorial and they can just come behind stupid people. I love that. I love that. When they smack stupid.

[Jabron]

It is good. I like when they make weird. No. Yeah. I kind of like cats now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, they do make a lot of weird noises. My cat will be in the next room and just go, like, what the was that about? My cat sometimes comes over to my cat, the. My headboard, and then just. Just bites the air around it for a while. Just.

[Jabron]

That's it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And then leaves. It's always the same spot. There's nothing there because it's the air. But she just comes over. It's very strange.

[Jabron]

How dare you?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

How dare you? How dare you? Oh, yeah, and cats are great outdoors if you have, like, property and try to get rid of mice. And cats are killer for that.

[Jabron]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Barn. Cats crush.

[Jabron]

Okay, we'll talk about cats a little bit more after the show. So he listened to the rain patter against the window as another flash of lightning lit up his whole bedroom, followed by a loud crash that filled my room with deep rumbles.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Deep rumbles.

[Jabron]

When the lightning flashed, I thought it was something out of the corner of my eye in the doorway. But once the darkness blanketed my room, I couldn't see anything. I just saw a dark, empty hallway that leads to my living room. I hear what sounded like my cat. Hey, there you go. This guy's a cat guy, too. His cat Knocking something over in the kitchen. I heard it again and decided I better go see what she's doing. As I was getting out of bed, there was another flash of lightning and something at the end of my hallway caught my attention. I was able to turn my head fast enough to see a white silhouette before disappearing into the darkness.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Interesting.

[Jabron]

The hairs on the back of my neck raised up as my whole body tingled in the electrifying sensation of goosebumps. My heart began to race as I reached for my phone to turn on my flashlight. I turned it on and pointed at the doorway. And as I proceeded down the hall, I made my way down, doing my best to avoid any creaks in the floor. Reaching the end of the hall, hearts still pounding out of my chest, I took a deep breath before turning the corner to the kitchen. Right as I turned the corner, the whole kitchen lit up again in a brilliant flash of light, followed by an insanely loud crash of thunder. A pale faced woman with the blackest eyes I have ever seen was right in front of me, screaming louder than the thunder as she lunged at my face.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

The bro, you're just walking around your house and this is happening?

[Jabron]

Yeah. So as he walked into his kitchen, this lady just screams at his face.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

A pale face.

[Jabron]

Yeah. Did he react like David?

[Spin Quest Announcer]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't know why I'm so jumpy. I get jumpy.

[Jabron]

You know what, maybe that's why you're so jumpy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Didn't they like tinge your neck? She did it to you, right? And you like tweet your neck a little bit?

[Jabron]

Yeah, like I. I kind of like looked in. She scared me and I like looked too quick, but I didn't jump like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I'm a little too old to be. She was kind of upset, scared.

[Jabron]

She was like, I thought I'd scare you more. I'm like, I'm a little hurt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I like scaring my family. My wife does not like when I scare her. She gets very mad, which is a shame because I would love to create a series where I scare my wife and. But the, the disproportionate anger that I receive when I scare her is not worth it. But I know that it would be so funny, like if I just had a series where I was constantly scaring my wife. It would be so fun. Also, I have this thing where if I try to scare people, I almost always give it away because my imagination is so vivid that while I'm hiding, I can see it all, how it's gonna happen in my mind.

[Jabron]

Just giggling.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And then I start laughing. I remember I scared my cousin one time so bad because I was hiding in his closet, and before he could get. Before I could scare him, I just started going. And he was like, what the is that? It was just me breathing because I was laughing real hard already, so I would love to record these things, but like I said, my wife gets mad. I also love scaring my son. You don't scare your kids or your wife.

[Jabron]

They don't like it either. Oh, I know. They're no fun.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It's very fun to do, but not when they get all upset with you.

[Jabron]

I'm posting this here. David gets scored at work. Ah, I know. I was scared.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

She got a really good version of it because she put the camera right in my face.

[Jabron]

Yeah, I got to get that version.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. All right, let's keep reading. I don't remember where you were.

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I just said that. Like, I figured it out. I didn't.

[Jabron]

And now on with the story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Jabron]

What?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That wasn't the story.

[Jabron]

The story. The story starts around summer of last year. You could also call it a spirited sequel to my first email. We don't fucking know. I think this is the one that we skipped around at. No, before I do that, I have to say two things that the Holy Spirit wants me to say. Oh, okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okie dokie.

[Jabron]

First thing, take a look at this picture. It's a link. Do I want to click on that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It's gonna be a butthole.

[Jabron]

The picture is called an offering to Ball.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, that's a crazy picture.

[Jabron]

Fine, I'll look.

[Riley]

Whoa.

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[Jabron]

This thing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Look at that.

[Jabron]

Intense. Look at this.

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Look at that.

[Jabron]

I don't like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Check that out.

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Mike from Missouri actually loves Chronicles so much, which is funny because I'm always like, we're doing such a bad job.

[Jabron]

Yeah. Like, do you guys like this?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And we're doing this badly.

[Jabron]

Do you like this? So there's ball.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

There's his offering. It's a naked. Naked, Naked,

[Jabron]

Thrice naked. It's been using a very old newspaper. About a temple of ball that was founded in Lebanon and other things. Okay, cool.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Hell, yeah.

[Jabron]

Look at his staff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Now look here.

[Jabron]

He's got a lot of instruction. Yeah, he does have an interesting staff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay, what am I looking at?

[Jabron]

This is this. This. See the staff?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I can't. No, I know. But then he says, now look here. And.

[Jabron]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, I get it.

[Jabron]

Now look here. See Palantir's logo? Oh, damn.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Palantir's Logo. Looks like it. Check that out. You, top left corner, if you got to zoom in.

[Jabron]

That is very interesting.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It also says Apollo. That's interesting.

[Jabron]

Yeah. This is probably an updated version of their website as well.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Check that out.

[Jabron]

We don't like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, don't like that very much.

[Jabron]

It's a goddamn symbol for ball.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay?

[Jabron]

Aside from the staff, it derives from the bull horns with the red sun, AKA Hathor.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

He says, now look here, Hathor.

[Jabron]

Now look at this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, I see what you mean.

[Jabron]

Oh, man, this guy's on to something.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Look at this guy. He knows his.

[Jabron]

Is this Nathan. But Crush.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Nathan. Butt crush.

[Jabron]

No, that's not what I said.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Nathan, you crushed butt.

[Jabron]

You crushed butt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's fucking. That's okay, bro.

[Jabron]

The Egyptians included a serpent for added flare, by the way.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

A little bit of flare.

[Jabron]

The red sun is the eye of Ra, Sekhmet, Medusa and Wormwood.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay, let's look at that.

[Jabron]

Wormwood is. He doesn't have a picture of that. But Wormwood is the asteroid.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. That's supposed to make the waters bitter.

[Jabron]

Yes, yes, yes. Sekhmet. So it's all the same.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's right.

[Jabron]

See, this is. Here's Hathor. Sekhmet.

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, Cherry is butt crush.

[Jabron]

Oh, nice. Medusa. There's the red sun around her head.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Look at that. Comes up. We just talked about Medusa last. Dallas Spitfire had a crazy encounter with the Medusa.

[Jabron]

Dallas's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, dude. So remember he wrote in. He wrote in episode five to talk about a Medusa entity.

[Jabron]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And he wrote in again about his crazy ex who was, like, possessed by it. And, dude, the story's really crazy.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

I don't wanna.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't wanna bury the lead, but you should go and listen to that or at least read the email in your. And you know, whenever you have time, because Dallas is all up.

[Riley]

Huh?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Dallas got some going on.

[Jabron]

Makes a lot of sense. These guys are all up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Damn it, man.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I didn't.

[Jabron]

I didn't want to stay for that third episode.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, dude, three episodes in a row really does a thing to your psyche

[Jabron]

where you decided not to.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, you just get on the show and then you suck. You know, that's how it goes. I. I don't have that much in me. I could do two shows and then that's it. Looking forward to Bro Grove, where we're gonna do seven hours of them. We're gonna do seven hours of shows.

[Jabron]

We love you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Let's go.

[Jabron]

There's biblical threads too, but that's in a later email. There's another email that we've missed.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

By the way. I. I do want to tell people a little bit about what we have planned with. With Owen.

[Jabron]

Oh, what do we have planned to.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

On.

[Jabron]

On, you know, Bohemian Grove thing that we're gonna do?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We're gonna talk with him. This is such a cool idea. And Dr. Heather Lynn the same time about whether or not they ate Charlie Kirk.

[Jabron]

Not them.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Not that. No.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Not that they would do that.

[Jabron]

No. But that somebody would. In general did. Somebody did.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I like that, man.

[Jabron]

They were saying that, like, their security team was. Their mouths were covered in blood after. I don't know how crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Also, by the way, as far as these tickets go, the. The VIP tickets, nobody listened to any directions about tagging us and all the people and it's time to do this. So what I'll say is, like, maybe they should. Should they just email us, like, if you really want to go when you have the means to go and you can make it, but you don't have the money for the VIP tickets. And we do have a couple to give away. Like, maybe just reach out to us and we'll decide whether or not you do the work. You reach out to us. We have tickets to give away. It's. You guys don't listen to directions where we say go and spam other content creators to tell them to have on Nephilim. Desk wise, you guys are ungrateful and you have no work ethic, and that's fine. So instead we got to give away these tickets. If you really want to come. And you can figure out all the. They're gonna come to make it. You know, we have a couple. If you're a poor slob who's disgusting and unworthy, hit us up. Maybe we'll give you the tickets. I don't know.

[Jabron]

Clip that. Okay. So you guys talked to the guy Crow77?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, we did.

[Jabron]

Yeah. All about wormwood and the sun, like that. Second thing, four main aliens being the Nordics, Pleiadians, Reptilians, Insectoids, and the Grays.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Jabron]

He provides scripture for all of them. So. Oh, Second Corinthians. And no marvel for Satan himself transformed to an angel of light. That's like the Pleiades.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's for the tall whites.

[Jabron]

Reptilians are seraphim. There's no scripture provided there. But, yes, I would agree. Second Kings talks about insectoids or mantids. It says, and as a. And as Ahaziah, that's how you say the name, fell to a lattice in his upper chamber that was in Samaria and was sick. And he sent messengers and said unto them, go inquire of Beelzebub, the God of Ekron, whether I shall recover of this disease. Also, Beelzebub translates to lord of the flies.

[Riley]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You can see that. I can see that. I can see that.

[Jabron]

Oh, that's gross. Right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Sectoid God.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We kind of did this with somebody recently where they said that, Right?

[Marketing Team Member]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

These things and the grays and the unclean spirits, like frogs with their big stupid eyes.

[Jabron]

Right? That's right. That's the next thing he was gonna go to. That was Revelation 16:13. So first instance. So like I said, he said, Nathan said. Somebody said it like he said, this story starts in late summer, in last summer of 2025. The first encounter. That's crazy, huh? That's a little late in the game to be having these encounters. I mean, I'm. I'm about done with encounters.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I'm all good on the encounters. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[Jabron]

I shouldn't be talking. I always think about saying that, and then I'm like, I shouldn't talk because then tonight might be the night.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Right, Right. I just like my sleep.

[Jabron]

You know what I was saying, too? I was like, my kids haven't gotten sick in a long time.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You know, when. When James is like, oh, yeah, I sacrifice. Like he. There's a portal to prayer at midnight. There's a portal to prayer at three. You know, which makes sense because it's Called the witching hour among witches and occultists. But like if the veil is thinnest, they usually just invert. They didn't create the thin veil.

[Jabron]

He does it at 3pm though.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I think he does it at 3am as well.

[Jabron]

Oh yeah, pretty sure.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Let me, let me check real quick because I was texting him the other day and, and he said something about that but oh, Wes sent something too. What's Wes got? That's funny. That's very funny. So anyway, if that is the case, like they didn't create that, that's available. Right? Right. So to sacrifice those hours of sleep. Hey everybody.

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Monday.com to communicate with God. That is like a real sack. Like I know that's a real sacrifice because I like sleep. And if I wasn't such a sleepy, I could be up at midnight and 3am talking to God.

[Jabron]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And instead I do be sleeping. But to me I'm like, yeah, that, that seems like something God would like. Like, oh, look at this dude. Look at the initiative he's taking. Look, he could be sleeping right now, but instead he's waking up and he's trying to communicate with me. Hell yeah. Yeah.

[Jabron]

It's like fasting.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I like that.

[Jabron]

That's what we were talking about with Matt yesterday about the idea of fasting. It's like generally food, but really fasting is like denying yourself something physical. So I suppose sleep would be that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I do be liking sleep.

[Jabron]

Deny it, baby.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It's nice.

[Jabron]

So he had the volume at a low level. He had Bob's burger on listening to it at a low level. Since everyone's asleep. I'm awake thanks to working nights. That sucks, dude. That's probably why you're having some of these things there. So he turns his subtitles on because he's a psychopath like that I do the same thing. Suddenly I hear whispering. Yes, that kind of whispering. The chant like indiscernible type.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Cool.

[Jabron]

I look up from my laptop, perplexed, trying to figure out where it's coming from. And at that same moment my dog hears it and looks up in the same direction and lets out a meow.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh strange.

[Jabron]

Which is jarring for a dog. The whispers stop. Now it's one thing. It's one thing if I hear something weird and spooky. It's something else entirely when you share that with someone else, even if that someone is a pet. I live in a two story townhome and everyone was asleep. I also only have one neighbor, but I've never heard them talk through the walls, let alone whisper. Do you know that. That the town home thing kind of reminds me of Toad a bit. He lives in Toad. Toad. Hey, there's. There's that a person. He lives in a townhouse and he thought that his ice maker was haunted for the longest time.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's an interesting whispering. What the are you talking about?

[Jabron]

Yeah, we just made fun of him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

His ice maker was whispering.

[Jabron]

Yeah, like it was like talking to him through the. And he thought it was like this is broken. Like this thing must be broken.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Was it.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Did it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Did it ever make any words right?

[Jabron]

You know, we didn't like we didn't

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

really let him investigate. You just made fun of him.

[Jabron]

Yeah, we were just like what are you talking.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't know what I'm talking about. That's funny.

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I got that button, man. That's crazy.

[Jabron]

Yeah, we should ask him about that. Yeah, I mean he'll probably just like kind of shoo shoo and write it off. But I'm like that was a pretty serious thing. Anyway. Second instance I've mentioned that I work at a glass tempering facility before. Did you?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't remember that. Maybe you remember if we watched the first. But I don't know if we ever read the first. Did the first one.

[Jabron]

I have a bad memory.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Mike from Missouri said ice maker is the level one enemy of every schizophrenic.

[Jabron]

I've mentioned that I work there at a glass at that I believe mine's. Yeah. Where I was at at this time was indeed was the infeed of the furnace. Basically I'm the first person on the line and just push glass. It's really not extravagant.

[Monday.com Advertiser]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Sometimes funny.

[Jabron]

Sometimes the glass is either too big or too heavy or both to pick up. So we have cranes that we can use to do that. You know what?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I. I want to say something really quickly.

[Jabron]

A picture of a crane.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Hell yeah.

[Jabron]

Hell yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

There's. So as far as the Albarino costume competition.

[Jabron]

Look at that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Look at that.

[Jabron]

Look at that cream.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I put a post out there and I asked the Patreon members if anybody was going to sign up. If we have 20, we could do a full show. If we have at least 10, we could do a segment. Literally nobody volunteered to do the Albarino costume competition. I'll. I'll toss it out. If we get an influx of people on Patreon tonight that are saying they'll do the Timothy Albarino costume competition, we need at least 10 entries in order to do this, then it's on. If not, then we have to, you know, ax the entire thing and move on. I already put it out there. You guys are really bad people.

[Jabron]

Didn't want to dress like a faggot in the sun.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Touche. Yeah, touche.

[Jabron]

Weird.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I understand that. Which is fine. But in order to do an Albarino costume competition, we first need people to dress up like Albarino.

[Jabron]

He's getting very pushy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I'm getting very pushy. It's just I've been giving them a lot of direction lately and they just smile.

[Jabron]

If I were you guys, I wouldn't do it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And that's fine.

[Jabron]

But I tell him, if I were you guys, I'd tell him that we do it and I wouldn't do it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I'll make a post tonight or. Or after that, maybe I'll even do it during this. And I'll say, if I was you

[Jabron]

guys, I would email him. Every single one of you email him tonight and say that I'm doing it. And then I wouldn't do it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Don't do that. That would suck. I mean, honestly, I have a. A whole backup plan. So what's the backup jokes on you, you stupid. If you do do that to me, I can still navigate it. But if you guys want to do this, if you want an Albarino costume competition, Pingaling Ding says I could just dress up in 10 different costumes. I could do that.

[Jabron]

It's true.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

But if you want it to happen, you gotta. You gotta sign up by tonight. If not, then you can yourself.

[Jabron]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

All right.

[Jabron]

The crane that he was using was something akin to this. Does he want us to buy this? This is very expensive, and I don't think it would do good in the

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

1500-5000 dollars is a big gap too.

[Jabron]

What's big difference? Look, you could put like it's suction cup stuff. So he's just suction that hang it up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I do like a suction cup.

[Jabron]

It's very nice. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yes. You can dress any way that you want. So if you want to be like a time traveling pirate, Albarino, that is fine. But it's got to be recognizable. We already know atma be dressing too. He dresses like he's like a pirate. He doesn't dress like a pirate.

[Jabron]

Prior to this day, I was starting to become aware of different types of spirituality. Just like a vampire pirate.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, a vampire.

[Jabron]

A vampire. Would they do better or worse in like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's really funny. I just realized that like Abbo's just saying, can I dress like I normally dress and then just say that it's Albarino. Like, yeah, dude, do whatever you want

[Jabron]

to do that you can't do that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't know. Maybe it depends.

[Jabron]

Desperate to judge something.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I just need to judge you.

[Jabron]

All right, well, I'll let you guys know. I'm gonna be judging every single person that walks through that door whether you like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah, 100. But if you dress like Albarino, you might get a prize that we've not at all orchestrated yet. And we'll just put more on our place. Do we?

[Jabron]

Yeah, we got a prize.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

All right.

[Jabron]

It's actually. We got a good prize. I kind of don't even want to give it away.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Dress up like Albarino.

[Jabron]

You want to show them the prize? Ah, them I'm not gonna show.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Volunteer tonight or it's not happening.

[Jabron]

Or it's your ass.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Or it's your ass.

[Jabron]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And I will open hand strike you as you. As you come into the. In your mouth.

[Jabron]

I'll type that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Pop you in the mouth.

[Jabron]

I'm looking at your fingers. You didn't even type it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Like this. I'll go. Not like a one where I back and do a wide slap.

[Jabron]

How you gonna do.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

But a like. Like this. I'll do like this and I'll high five. Pop you in the mouth.

[Jabron]

High five to your mouth.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, Right in your open mouth. I'll say open your mouth and I'll pop you in it.

[Jabron]

Right in it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Or it's not happening.

[Jabron]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

The costume competition.

[Jabron]

The costume competition.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

This is content, dude.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I'll pop you right in your mouth.

[Jabron]

Somebody was complaining about our background music. They said they didn't like it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Who the hell said that?

[Jabron]

Somebody on YouTube.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. A baby slap. I'll baby slap you in your mouth. You baby slap them like this. Bang. Yeah,

[Jabron]

Nice.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Baby slap. Can you even make that face? Not right now. Not without laughing.

[Jabron]

This is a mindset that you got to get into when you're doing faces especially provocative.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It's making me laugh. Stop.

[Jabron]

Almost like you want to touch.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I can't do that. Okay. I got to tilt my head this way.

[Jabron]

But if you touch that, that. Oh, wait. That's so perfect. Dude, look at that. I mean, it's. It's close.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Wait, wait. Is my hair. Oh, my hair's all messed up for my hat.

[Jabron]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, my hair looks terrible.

[Jabron]

Look at my hair.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Give.

[Jabron]

Give it to them. Give it to him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I can't. I gotta do it with my. With my hat on because it just looks bad. Okay, wait, wait. I gotta tell my head this way.

[Jabron]

Let out an exasperated sigh. That's it. That's it. We got it.

[Riley]

Thanks, man.

[Jabron]

Clip that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's good.

[Jabron]

We got that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Hey, but seriously, comment,

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

comment.

[Jabron]

Dave, they don't want to do this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You're in.

[Jabron]

Okay. They don't want to do it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

This is like at least this is

[Jabron]

contume 10 costume content.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

People.

[Jabron]

What you're doing to people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Matt, get out of here.

[Jabron]

Hey, Matt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Dress up like Albarino. We need at least 10 people. Okay, I posted it. I posted it. So now if you don't, we got

[Jabron]

to finish reading the story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay, read the story because we got to talk about the Jews and Chuck Steiner. What's his name?

[Jabron]

I don't remember. Okay, prior to this day. Damn. What's his name? Wow. I'm not going to remember his name. Now I'm having a big brain fart.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Chuck Steiner.

[Jabron]

He looks a little retarded. Chat. What's his name? Prior to this day, I was starting to become aware of the different types of spiritual attacks through experience. Yeah, it's only bound to happen when you learn how to take accountability for your choices and what you can't control.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

At some point, but he steps in here and he's waving a bunch of single dollar bills around. That. That's Matt. What is there $1 bills? He's got them all fanned out.

[Jabron]

He owns the place.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Jabron]

At some point, depending on the level of attacks, severity of attacks and types of attacks, you'll notice a pattern.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

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[Jabron]

Well, I was using this crane on a piece of glass that was 80 something odd inches wide and 90 something odd inches long. Long and the glass was a quarter inch thick and weighed about 250 pounds. When the glass comes to me, it's annealed, not tempered. I don't know what either of those means.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I thought this is about a floppy dong hole.

[Jabron]

Well, we'll find out.

[Riley]

Okay.

[Jabron]

And raw cut. This is all about the business. I'm not in the glass business. I don't know what this is.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I'm not in the business of glass. We got 20 minutes.

[Jabron]

It means it's fragile and then it breaks into the large shards of death. And it's sharp as shit. Like you could just look at it and your arm falls off. Sharp. Damn. I'm exaggerating, but really. Haha. I've been cut.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That wasn't funny.

[Jabron]

Stabbed and shaved by glass. I've never been shaved by anything. Only my own doing. This green also clarified. I'm just saying. Yeah, I thought about it. I was like. But I've never been shaved by something else.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah, I mean I probably have lost some hair from like a burn. Razors and stuff like that. Like actual razors. Singed.

[Jabron]

Yeah. So the crane has an air powered tilt motor. When I was tilting the glass down onto my air table. Think hockey table. Air hockey table, only bigger.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Right.

[Jabron]

When it was about 45 to 50 degree angle, the crane beeps at me and abruptly drops it, sending it straight to my legs. Specifically my shin region. That's my favorite part.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Oh shit.

[Jabron]

For perspective, I only have less than a blink of an eye from the beep to flying guillotine. Yep, familiar with that idea. I was able to back away some, but not completely. And the glass did hit my shins. But by the grace of God, I walked away. I walked away with just a couple minor scratches. Fuck that crane. Why would you suggest us to buy that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, I don't understand. Trying to get hurt. You sabotaging us, huh?

[Jabron]

The shop doesn't have good medical.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

You know, like a plasma table. Yeah, or like a laser table. Or like, even a water jet table. Like, some of them. Those are all words. And some of those tables will articulate. Not articulate, like, you know, on this axis, but they will articulate on this axis. So sometimes the laser is stationary and the table itself is moving. And there is a function where when you fire the machine up, you typically send the table home to square everything and then set zero. You would set zero, and that's where your new home is. And one day, I was behind that table cleaning. And that table is basically the size of this room.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

And somebody didn't know I was back there. They hit home, and it just went and hit me in the hip and sent me like. Yeah. Like, I felt like I got hit by a car. Like, I look like that little baby just. And flying through. Through the air, and. And I was so embarrassed. And then. And then my boss yelled at me. Instead of being like, oh, my God, are you good? He's like, the is wrong with you? And I was like. I was cleaning. You told me to clean back there.

[Jabron]

Told me to go back there and clean. Then he tried to smash me like a table.

[Bluff]

My ass.

[Jabron]

Damn.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Raven's legs are silky smooth. That's not true. They're all hairy and stuff.

[Jabron]

Reb, I disagree.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, those are nice legs.

[Jabron]

Look at those. My God.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

My God, what a.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

What a disaster of an image.

[Jabron]

First off, I think that these are legs from an orthodox drawing depicting baby Jesus. And why would you draw his legs so sexy like that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

They are sexy legs. Why are this. Why I. No, see, we got to be careful with what we're saying here because, well,

[Jabron]

I mean, people could be. They could accuse you of pedophilia.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

That's right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

All kinds of these days. Look at the little feet. Amy says, love the little feet.

[Bluff]

I know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Me too. Those are stripper legs. Yeah. Kiki says stripper legs. Agreed.

[Jabron]

Man, looking good.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I know, man. Very soon. You know what kind of makes me want to shave my little John clock? If I thought my legs were gonna look like that when I shaved them, I might.

[Jabron]

They might.

[Bluff]

Look at that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

It's nice.

[Marketing Team Member]

Do it.

[Jabron]

Let us. We'll decide it. Brogrow. Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

We could recreate this. Can we wear those robes at Brogrove?

[Jabron]

Yeah. Yeah, why not?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Shouldn't be too hard to get an orange robe and a purple robe.

[Jabron]

After about an hour or two, I went to throw something away in the trash can, and something on the ground caught my eye. My blood dripping from my legs. Hadn't noticed before now. It was a piece of plastic Film about three quarters of an inch wide. Imagine a piece of ribbon laid out precisely like Lilith's sigil.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

The.

[Jabron]

Her sigil is the cross, lowercase H. She left her calling card. I rebuked it and removed the piece of trash. She tried to kill you with glass. Actually, there's a very interesting.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Tell me more.

[Jabron]

We might not get through this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, we're gonna. This is the last part.

[Jabron]

There was an interesting documentary that I watched on Netflix. I forget the name of it, but it was like the craziest something or other. Give me a second. Let me. Let me find it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okay, that's fine. Yeah.

[Jabron]

Say something. Say something to them.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Look at what I put on Patreon. Go. Sign up or don't. And I really mean it. And if you don't do it, then we're not going to have an Albarino costume competition. And I would really like one.

[Jabron]

Oh. It's called A Toxic Love Story. Have you seen this one?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No.

[Jabron]

Crazy ass story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Is it like a documentary?

[Jabron]

It's a documentary. It's only an hour and a half, but it's pretty cool. They give this girl.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Life in prison for digital stalking. And then she puts ads on Craigslist that tell some willing john that she wants him to come to her house and rape her. To do a rape fantasy.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Whoa.

[Jabron]

But realistically, she's targeting. She's targeting her ex's new wife who's pregnant.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Whoa.

[Jabron]

The guy shows up.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Whoa.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I don't like it.

[Jabron]

Oh, crazy stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Stuff.

[Jabron]

But there's a lot of twists and turns with this documentary, and I don't want to ruin it for people, but the. The premise in the beginning of this is that an ex is sending emails to her ex's new wife who is pregnant.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. And they are just wishing her a happy, healthy baby delivery.

[Jabron]

And she's sending them under the name of, like, Lilith is God or something like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Interesting.

[Jabron]

Tied into the mythology of Lilith.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Tied into a lot of biblical scripture and whatever. It gets to the point where somebody does come.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Because they call in a couple of these rape attempts. The first guy that drove there, they actually found him for the documentary. And he didn't want to show his face, but he's like, I drove there.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Just do a little light raping.

[Jabron]

Something wasn't right. Like some. Something happened. He was like, I just didn't go in because that's. That's a weird situation. Imagine like, yeah, dude. Taking part of that is. Is very strange. I'm like, dude, even if everything was consensual she can turn around and just be like, yeah, I mean, I guess

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

you have a paper trail of emails. But. But. But was that part of the thing?

[Jabron]

Could have been.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Could have been, but didn't get that far. That guy.

[Jabron]

That guy turned back the second opportunity or the third time that this happened because she just kept putting him on Craigslist. And guys were like, hell, yeah, I'll go do that. Somebody actually found this girl, snuck up behind her, banged her head against the wall.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

Damn.

[Jabron]

And so, like, they called the cops and there's like a big smear of makeup on the wall. And they're like, yeah, I. I struggled. And the guy freaked out and left because, you know, I guess he's like,

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I guess I'm not really a rapist. Yeah.

[Jabron]

He's like, oh, what a way to

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

find out you're not about it, huh?

[Jabron]

Yeah, like, I thought he was about. Maybe you thought it was the wrong girl. The guy left. So that's like an actionable offense. They call the police, they go to this lady's house, they arrest her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

They give her. They rape her 20 to life. She's in jail. Good for life.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jabron]

I mean, and the girl doesn't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

They said, is this being the husband? And you're like, why are these dudes keep trying to rape my pregnant wife?

[Jabron]

This story gets even crazier. But the. Basically, she's put in jail and they ask her like, did you do these emails? And she was like, thanks. Yeah, I think so.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

I think I did one.

[Jabron]

Like, well, I'll just it all. I don't care. I'll ruin a little bit of this. Spoilers. The ex, the woman and the. The male that when they were dating before, it was an abusive relationship. The guy is a cop and he was kind of like stalking her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

He's a cop and they love beating.

[Jabron]

Yeah.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

He made her go crazy to the point of disassociation, where I think it takes place in California. She blacks out for a week. And when she comes to, like, a shaman in Arizona has found her in the desert. Yeah. That's just so she doesn't know what happened.

[Spin Quest Player / Listener]

She.

[Jabron]

He broke her mentally.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Jabron]

Fractured her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

So now he. He gets raped. He's got to get raped.

[Jabron]

No, no. This is so months later, you know, the emails are being sent back and forth, and she's like, I don't even know if I sent these. And now she's sitting in jail and she's like, I don't think I did, but I don't know the Documentary kind of goes from there, but it's very interesting. She's fractured. There's this idea of Lilith taking place.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Do they ever draw any like, like, by the way, Lilith is a. They do they do.

[Jabron]

They say they. They give the whole backstory about like the Kabbalistic nature, you know, in Talmudic tradition, what it actually means. Because most people don't know. And she's like, I didn't even know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's crazy.

[Jabron]

But she was like, it's very possible. Like, she's like. I thought that like in my subconscious I might have knew and. And was sending these things anyway.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's wild. That is wild.

[Jabron]

Yeah. If we, if we. Maybe another time we'll talk about how it ends because it's kind of crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

All right.

[Jabron]

But for now, the third instance.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Okie dokie.

[Jabron]

Now it's late summer, around August. Remember that fact? It'll be important later. August, it's around 2 or 3 in the morning, the witching hour. And I had to run down to my bank's ATM to pull out money for rent. My bank has two ATMs, a drive through and a walk up. So I went through the drive through at first, but it glitched out on me. Not the first time. So I parked my truck and walk over to the other atmosphere. As I'm logging in, a sudden thought occurred to me. I bet I'm under a spiritual attack.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's interesting. I. I think we just read something yesterday where somebody had that sudden intrusive notion that they were under a spiritual attack. I. I can almost guarantee we read that yesterday, Matt and I.

[Jabron]

What TV show is this? They're asking. It's called a toxic love story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Raped by Lilith.

[Jabron]

Yeah, I mean this. I'm gonna show the picture of the girl and you're gonna.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Raped. Rent due at 4am this is it here.

[Jabron]

This is the girl that was sending the emails.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Yeah. She looks vacant.

[Jabron]

That they put her in jail for

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

looking at her eyes.

[Jabron]

Yeah, yeah, right. I'm telling you, man, this documentary has a couple of twists and turns in it, man. It's real story, obviously. So. All right, we're gonna keep reading. I bet I'm under a spiritual attack. I thought to myself, the moment I made that observation, it got cold. Freezing cold. Remember how I said it was around August? Yeah, yeah. Bohemian Grove time. That's right. Very hot. The temperature outside was close to 90 degrees. What? So for a split second I wondered if maybe the bank had their AC on full blast. But I immediately shot that down as they would have had to have the temperature set. Temperature inside set on Arctic Blast.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's actually what I put it on when I go to sleep at night.

[Jabron]

No, you keep it at jungle.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

No, I don't. You?

[Jabron]

No, you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Hmm.

[Jabron]

Fine. Then came the smell. Not just any smell. A smelly smell that smells smelly.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Stinky, stinky.

[Jabron]

Craig's mother.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Craig's mom.

[Bluff]

Dang.

[Jabron]

Oh, I know that smell. The best way I can describe the smell is imagine you're walking down a road on a hot summer day. You come across fresh roadkill that's ripe as shit and bake this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Ugh.

[Jabron]

Hell, in the hot summer sun.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Don't like that.

[Jabron]

Now imagine a dog eating the road. Kill it out. And throwing up all over it. That's what I was smelling. Putrid bile. Unfortunately, it's a smell I can't forget. I finished successfully pulling the money out right at this time and backed away from the ATM as soon as that happened. As soon as that happened, an owl started hooting. My. I'm in the middle of a suburban Ohio where with restaurants and stores all around, owls don't normally hang out here. Let the record show that throughout this experience, I was not afraid. Fear not. Nor did I feel fear.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's redundant.

[Jabron]

Yes. In fact, quite the opposite. I actually smirked to myself, for I knew if I were given the opportunity, the authority to tread over snakes and scorpions given to us by the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. So boom. What you got?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Let's go.

[Jabron]

By the time I smelled ass juice, I thought, juice. So that's what's going on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Booty juice.

[Jabron]

And then the owl hooted. I was thinking, really? That's the best you got? And regardless of copycat or whatever it was, I rebuke Lilith and the other names all the way down to her angelic name, in the name of Jesus and the name of our Father, and immediately reduced her to ground fog. She's dis to ground fog just now.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

She's just a smoky little baby.

[Jabron]

She's just on a flow, okay? She's disappeared ever since, save for two or three times when a cat me out in front of my door, I rebuke it and it goes away.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Just hungry.

[Jabron]

Dang. P.S. movie recommendations. This is actually good. I might check this out. Borderline Moonfall, the blackout upgrade, and the House with a Clock on Its Walls.

[Spin Quest Announcer]

Huh.

[Jabron]

All right, I'll check those out. Yeah, I've been. I always come, like, at nighttime. I'm like, what should I watch? What should we watch? And then we watch Antique Roadshow.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's a good show.

[Jabron]

It's a good show, but it's not great.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Well, thank you, Nathan. Butt chug. What was this?

[Jabron]

But Crush.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Butt crush.

[Riley]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

Butt crusher.

[Jabron]

See, that's. That's the correct number of people that should be here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven / Top Lobster)]

That's how many people are supposed to be here. And look, if we had this many people sign up to dress up like Albarino, we'd still be doing an Albarino costume competition. But nobody wants to sign up for it because everybody's a big scared baby and they think Daddy's gonna come for him. Death squad.

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