Mother Horse Eyes Pt. 2

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad – "Mother Horse Eyes Pt. 2"

Hosts: David Lee Corbo (The Raven), Top Lobsta, and Matt Hepner
Date: June 5, 2026
Episode Theme:
A blend of Christian humor, conspiracy, cultural critique, and deep-dive biblical commentary, focused on the enigmatic internet horror fiction "Mother Horse Eyes," with side explorations of generational decline, conspiracy lore, spiritual warfare, and Christian cultural movements. The tone is irreverent, darkly comedic, and intellectually curious.

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode continues the hosts’ analysis and reaction to the "Mother Horse Eyes" stories—a surreal web narrative notorious for its disturbing cosmology, body horror, and cryptic mythos. The discussion blends the story's themes—portals, flesh interfaces, spiritual manipulation—into a broader Christian-conspiratorial worldview. Meanwhile, the hosts riff on generational issues ("Baby Boomerville"), rapidly digress into cultural critique, and engage in characteristic banter, irreverent humor, and biblical references.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Podcast Banter, Community Updates, and Social Media Wars

• The hosts open with comedic banter—discussing Patreon perks, Twitter bans (for making irreverent jokes about deceased relatives), and in-jokes with their audience.
• Quote: “No, I mean he's just getting into a sort of a back and forth insult party on a public forum where... the consensus is he had no bangers. And also that his mom's got a…” – Raven, [05:00]

2. Commentary on Conspiracy Guests and Christian Fringe Figures

• The trio reacts to recent Christian-conspiratorial figures on mainstream platforms, debating who "deserves" to discuss Genesis 6/Nephilim on Tucker Carlson.
• Quote: “He should be on. I hope he does go on. Have Slippy Dippy Daddy on. That'd be fun.” – Raven, [06:46]
• Discussion of Timothy Albarino, Owen Benjamin (“Slippy Dippy Daddy”), and how pop culture is tangent to esoteric Christian topics.

3. Mother Horse Eyes Recap and Story Analysis

• The bulk of the episode returns to the bizarre, cosmic-horror narrative of "Mother Horse Eyes," using the hosts’ irreverent humor to process its grotesque motifs and secret-history themes.
• Mother Horse Eyes Segment: Begins in earnest at [16:06] with Raven readying the audience: “So, whatever you do, please don't eat the boogers, man…”

Key Story Points Heard/Recounted/Played:

• The connection of REM-sleep suppression, drugs (Propofol), LSD, and receptivity to mind-altering cosmic rays in the Michael Jackson “sidebar” ([22:19], [29:20]).

• The infamous "flesh interface"—grotesque amalgamations of writhing human parts and portals—symbolic commentary on spiritual, cultural, and physical corruption ([66:11] onward).

• Cosmic transmission, military surveillance, and the use of whales and frequency manipulation as part of esoteric “control mechanisms” in the story ([108:23], [113:03]).

• Quote:
  “There was something really up, completely not right about that thing. ...something in my bones told me not to go into it, not to go near it, to just take the bullet in the head.”
  – Narrator of Mother Horse Eyes, as played on the podcast [70:25]

Hosts’ Analysis:

• The hosts repeatedly break for comedic asides, relate the narrative to biblical portals (e.g. in Genesis, Ezekiel), and connect motifs of digestion/dismemberment to spiritual/moral decay.
• Raven and Matt frame the body-horror elements as a metaphor for resource extraction, soul loss, and humanity’s complicity in cosmic evil.

4. Existential Riffing: “Baby Boomerville,” Generational Critique, and Apocalypse

• Extended, pointed discussion on the "Baby Boomerville" phenomenon: the narcissism, consumer excess, and spiritual apathy the hosts see in American Boomers, especially those living in retirement communities like “The Villages.”

• Analysis—part serious, part satirical—of how generational spiritual bankruptcy, consumer culture, and misplaced Christian focus have left America vulnerable to a “spiritual Great Reset.”

• Quote:
  “As the sun sets on a lost generation... The world's ending when I die. Rocking Depends so I can golf when I pee.”
  – “Baby Boomerville” parody song, [47:45 – 48:08]

• The hosts worry that the “boomer inheritance” will evaporate through economic collapse, and see this as both justice and tragedy ([54:00] onward).

• Biblical allusions to Cain, the “special boy” archetype, and how generational solipsism links to scriptural stories ([53:00]).

5. The Problem of Christian “Camps,” Silicon Valley Religion, and Cultural Appropriation

• Discussion about new “hyper-intellectual” Christian movements in Silicon Valley, contrasting genuine faith with superficial tribalism, celebrity Christianity, and Mega Church “gospel-lite.”
• The dangers of seeking to “accelerate” or “stave off” Revelation/End Times prophecy—through technology or spiritual manipulation.
  • Quote: “There’s one Side that's trying to speed up prophecy. There's another side that, of course, would be interested in stopping prophecy.” – Raven, [77:26]
• The tension between sincere mission, tribalism, and the manipulation of prophecy by powerful tech and political actors (Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, etc.)

6. Theological Side Discussions and Comedic Asides

• Extended riffs on “Mother Horse Eyes” story mechanics, cosmic horror, and whether biblical domains include “underground.” ([89:35])
• Discussions of surrogate missionary work (“Maybe just chill out”), biblical accelerationism, and the spiritual risks of technological or ideological pride ([95:36]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Boomers & the Apocalypse:
  “It's horrific, but there's something beautiful, like, poetic about it, right? Because they, they, they will have dying. They will have asked for that.”
  – Top Lobsta, [63:56]

• On Michael Jackson & Propofol:
  “He merely knew that Propofol allowed him to enter a sort of waking dream state of heightened creativity. ...Through the lyrics of Another Part of Me and the vegetable part of Wannabe Startin’ Something, it was quite clear that he had become receptive and neuro-altered in line with Master Design 9.”
  – Mother Horse Eyes narrator, [25:26]

• On Tech Elites and Revelation:
  “So in other words, you're taking it... It is, it's. You talk like that. It's not profound. It’s like, of course... There's one Side that's trying to speed up prophecy. There's another side that of course, would be interested in stopping prophecy.”
  – Raven, [77:26]

• On Fake Christianity:
  “...There's just been this very manipulative way of getting all of the Christians into all these different camps. And everybody's terrified to say, hey, I'm not in a camp... But like the whole time there's a Bible, it's a strange, just go read your Bible.”
  – Top Lobsta, [93:18]

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Timeline of Important Segments

• [04:34] – Shift from comedic banter to “Mother Horse Eyes” discussion
• [08:26] – Initial context and review of previous story segment (Iwo Jima, flesh interfaces)
• [16:06] – Story resumes; reference to internet drama and “Fight the Flat Earth Craig”
• [22:19] – Michael Jackson sidebar; Propofol, LSD, suppressed REM sleep, creativity
• [36:21] – "Baby Boomerville" segment and parody song
• [54:00 – 62:41] – Economic collapse, generational transfer, prophetic justice
• [77:26] – Discussion of tech elites’ attempts to manipulate/end-run biblical prophecy
• [89:35] – Whales, frequency, and cosmic portals in the Mother Horse Eyes mythos
• [104:05] – Reflection on horror story: “He was devoured by the...”
• [113:03] – Whales/frequency weaponization in military portals
• [115:06] – Hosts wrap up Mother Horse Eyes section

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Episode Tone & Approach

The hosts combine dark comedy, pop-culture riffing, and serious biblical-conspiratorial reflection. The language is direct, often explicit and irreverent, blending theological analysis with insider memes. There’s a continuous interplay of sarcastic critique and sincere spiritual concern.

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Conclusions & Takeaways

• Mother Horse Eyes functions as a mirror for the hosts’ anxieties about spiritual decay, technological overreach, and generational decline.
• The discussion oscillates between the absurd (AI-generated Neil DeGrasse Tyson memes, boomer satire, inside jokes) and the profound (questions about prophecy, Christian hypocrisy, the fate of the soul, and materialist delusions).
• The episode delivers insightful and challenging thoughts on the intersection of conspiracy theory, cultural criticism, and faith, all through the unique, unapologetically brash lens of Nephilim Death Squad.

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End of summary.

Transcript

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

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[Matt Hepner]

dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Welcome back to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad. I am and David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That's Top Lobster. The the chewer of pepperoni. Also, Matt's here.

[Matt Hepner]

The lover of the deceased.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The lover of the deceased, the stinky and the dead. And that's Matthew Hepner, the host of Straight.

[Top Lobster]

The host of the Matt Raven show. We don't have that crushing lately. I mean we don't do that. Yeah, we do.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

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[Matt Hepner]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Go to your collections.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, the Discord link. Actually, we don't have that up here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, well, that explains.

[Matt Hepner]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Find Kenny the Fed. Godspeed. Also, you'll find discount codes off of merchandise from Toplops.com. but you know what those discount codes don't do anything to.

[Matt Hepner]

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[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

straight Bible or tickets to Bohemian Grove,

[Matt Hepner]

full price. Nice.

[Top Lobster]

Are you back on Twitter?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm back on Twitter. I was banned temporarily for threatening the bodily constitution.

[Matt Hepner]

What was the reason for the banning?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It was. Well, actually it was because we were making fun of Craig's dead mom and her stinky. Well, patriot. No, wait. Stoplobster.com Buy your tickets.

[Matt Hepner]

I just find it strange for something, you know, when something's real dried out, how does it stink to.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, you ever hear of dry rot? This like dry rot. And that's very much, I think the word that you would use for that situation where you know, you.

[Matt Hepner]

Pungent.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dig up a corpse.

[Matt Hepner]

I don't want to talk about this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, fine.

[Matt Hepner]

I'm not proud of it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We're going to. We're going to talk about some other things today. Like mother horse eyes. A completely different mother that may be living, maybe dead, maybe somewhere in between.

[Top Lobster]

What happens with these people? They just don't know what they're getting into when they start messing with you guys on an ex.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like, they have no clue anything.

[Top Lobster]

That guy like said something to you, right? To like start a fight.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, yeah. So for those of you who saw the last episode. I did.

[Matt Hepner]

Me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I didn't do anything.

[Top Lobster]

He just has no clue what he's getting into.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I mean he's just getting into a sort of a back and forth insult party on a public forum where the likes and the comments dictate whether or not you had a banger. And the consensus is he had no bangers. And also that he was dragged. And also that his mom's got a.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, so you crush him? But then isn't there like 500 other NDS people that get in on X too?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mean, that's not my problem.

[Matt Hepner]

That's not my fault.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's just the public square.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just saying that guy has like no clue what was about to happen.

[Matt Hepner]

Why do you and Raven always. Why are you and Raven always beefing with twats on here? And I said, because it's twatter. You beef with twats.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We have a way of ruffling people's.

[Matt Hepner]

I've done a good penance. That's like I can get into heaven right by words. I did a thing. Here, I'll show you really quickly. And I. I might live to regret this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Is this a buy your way into heaven thing?

[Matt Hepner]

It could be.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay.

[Matt Hepner]

Text, tweet your way into heaven.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So. By the way. Oh, yeah. Okay, so we're gonna talk about that.

[Matt Hepner]

He's got a Genesis 6 expert on. I don't know who this guy is. Stephen DeYoung. Actually, I probably.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I ain't never heard of that.

[Matt Hepner]

I just said Tucker should have Timothy Albarino on to discuss this further.

[Top Lobster]

You know, that's close.

[Matt Hepner]

What?

[Top Lobster]

You know that's close. I mean, how long is it til Aborino's on Tucker anyway?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, it's gonna happen. Wait, you said that on X. Yeah, I said that.

[Matt Hepner]

And then I tagged Buckley because I'd rather see Albarino talking about this stuff

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

than that whoever this guy is.

[Matt Hepner]

I don't know that guy. And this is a slippery subject and Albarino is already slippery enough, but I think he's a snakey little slippery daddy.

[Top Lobster]

Slippery.

[Matt Hepner]

No, we like him. We listen. We like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We like Slippy Dippy Daddy.

[Matt Hepner]

I agree with. I. I like his take on. I like his take on the Nephilim and this entire thing. I don't like his take on aliens.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

He should be on. I hope he does go on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Have Slippy Dippy Daddy on. That'd be fun.

[Top Lobster]

Strange name.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, I. You know, that's an interesting idea. Maybe we'll see that come to pass. Once again, though, another feather in the cap of a couple of retards that started a show called Nephilim Death Squad. And now all of a sudden, Tucker Carlson. I mean, he's talked about the Nephilim before, but this whole episode is dedicated to Genesis 6 and Enoch and the Nephilim and the fallen angels. So just a weird time and. But ultimately I feel unmoved.

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[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, me too. I don't care. Like, I, I, I. There was a time where I would watch this.

[Top Lobster]

Yep.

[Matt Hepner]

And I don't think I'm gonna watch this.

[Top Lobster]

No. What do you mean? Tucker?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, I know.

[Matt Hepner]

Just the episode. Like, I don't really care. Well, you're gonna tell me about the Nephilim.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Nothing that you haven't already.

[Matt Hepner]

Nothing about the Nephilim.

[Top Lobster]

But him with Owen Benjamin was good.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That was a banger that was all about wizards. And by the way, before we get into Mother Horse Eyes, Nancy, say hello.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, God.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nancy again.

[Matt Hepner]

Hello.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That was kind of fast.

[Top Lobster]

No. Why? How come? Ahead of time. She says, like, full sentences, very well thought out, very articulated, and.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Because we were talking about something that she was actually interested in, which was violence. Violence against a guy that she doesn't like.

[Top Lobster]

So how do you feel about violence, Nancy?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, scale of 1 to 10? Ninth.

[Top Lobster]

What about the fight?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just any violence in particular?

[Matt Hepner]

In general? Yeah. Well, I've changed.

[Top Lobster]

I don't do that anymore.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, I think it depends. So we've asked a bit of a trick question here. Watch this. Violence against minorities. Oh.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I thought you said violins. Violence.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She's like.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, classically trained.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, pick one, Nance. Violence against minorities or violence by minorities.

[Top Lobster]

As long as they're just doing it

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

to each other, I guess. She is very slippery.

[Matt Hepner]

Mommy's slippery.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, fine. I'll allow it. So we're gonna get into Mother Horse Eyes part two. I think the last time we left.

[Matt Hepner]

Nancy. Mommy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, I'm Mommy.

[Top Lobster]

No, that's cool.

[Matt Hepner]

David's mom. No.

[Top Lobster]

I could kind of be a mommy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, she can't. I'm Mommy.

[Top Lobster]

No, you're the father of disinformation. You're the uncle of this information.

[Matt Hepner]

Mommy, I'm the father of disinformation. Daddy is Timothy Alberto.

[Top Lobster]

That's getting weird.

[Matt Hepner]

And Nancy's more like Mother Horse eyes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So she's like, Mommy. It's almost like that's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You could call Nancy Mother.

[Matt Hepner]

Mother. Mother. I'd call her. Yes. If Nancy had kids, she would make her kids cold.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. She's more like a teenager. From that show in the 90s where the chick could go like that and stuff, Stop time? You know what I'm talking?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Are you talking about you guys don't

[Matt Hepner]

know that show up? You.

[Top Lobster]

You guys don't know that show?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Baby Butthole.

[Top Lobster]

It was.

[Matt Hepner]

It was right after, say, by the making sandwich.

[Top Lobster]

Somebody out there knows who, but she's like that, dude. She's like the chick that could stop the ch.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Who was the.

[Top Lobster]

You guys would love that show.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just touching tips on the show.

[Matt Hepner]

Somebody in the chat, by the way, and I don't want to blow up your spot, but we do know some people in the villages. I watched that entire show about the villages. You should tell the people in the villages about it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What did you think about it? The Burrows.

[Matt Hepner]

Nailed it. It's the Burrows.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So funny.

[Matt Hepner]

It's a show on Netflix.

[Top Lobster]

Who did you explain that to? Did you explain it to the lady that was here the other day with the two kids?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mentioned it to her. Yeah, she seemed to like the idea.

[Matt Hepner]

You're telling them somebody with kids about this, David.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, I didn't tell the kids about it. I said, gather round, children

[Top Lobster]

out of this world.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That was.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, let's go, bro. You guys would love that show and

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

never heard of it.

[Matt Hepner]

You should tell your friends in the villages that live in the villages about this, because they'd get a kick out of it because it's.

[Top Lobster]

It.

[Matt Hepner]

I mean, it's almost like a copyright infringement of the villages. They even. They even mention orgies. They're in, like, this very hot town, but there's, like, this alien phenomenon going on, and these people are trapped there as, like, unwilling participants in some sort

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

of, like, okay, hey, look at this picture of Neil.

[Matt Hepner]

Show me. Show me.

[Top Lobster]

This is why I don't want to sit next to him.

[Matt Hepner]

That's exactly why I don't want to

[Top Lobster]

sit next to him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm pretty sure I can show this because it's not real and it's AI

[Top Lobster]

Brandon W. Is clearly not showing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, everybody.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God.

[Matt Hepner]

You can't show that.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Neil Degrassi. Neil Degrasse Tyson's Degrussi. Yeah, you don't like looking at it, but you can't look away either.

[Matt Hepner]

I want to watch Mother horse eyes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Neil Degrasse Tyson's Degrussi.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, yeah. Don't post that, David. You just got off of a punishment.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, this is. Ted Logan posted this. I can't show the audience shout out

[Matt Hepner]

to good part of phone booth.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, he's Fantastic. I love Bill too. Bill's always fantastic.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, there's another homosexual that's not on there anymore.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, he's not on there anymore, so it doesn't matter. Okay, so mother horse eyes. I don't think either of us had made any effort to bring it up and find the part where we left off.

[Top Lobster]

Huh?

[Matt Hepner]

We left off right after the Korean soldier.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, right after Iwo Jima.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, there was something like up on a volcano top. And there was. Then they saw somebody up there.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yo, when. When Owen Benjamin called Neil DeGrasse Tyson steal the bike, Tyson. That was very funny.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

See, I said. I said on the previous show with Matt that the people that subscribe just

[Top Lobster]

get rid of that picture. I'm not gonna. I don't want to. I'm forced to look at the chat the whole time, which you don't want me to do.

[Matt Hepner]

So don't look at it, bro.

[Top Lobster]

I'll just keep reading the chat.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He made it bigger, so I'll just

[Top Lobster]

keep reading the chat. No problem.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's so meaty looking.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, take that off.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nancy, what do you think about the de. Me de. Why is it shaved? I guess it is, huh?

[Matt Hepner]

I am gonna move it all right down there.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You don't want to put it on the screen?

[Matt Hepner]

No, no, we can't put it up here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, fine.

[Matt Hepner]

Anyway, I was suggesting that Matt's followers on Patreon because Matt has a Patreon shout out to straight Bible speech.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's right.

[Matt Hepner]

Instead of naming them, like, bear people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

You know, enchanted bear. We have cherry bear.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, we had. We got a lot of bears.

[Top Lobster]

I love the bear people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Barry Texan, which is actually Keisha Black name. She has two different names. Sparrow bear.

[Matt Hepner]

I said they should be apostle, whatever.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, apostles. Apostles.

[Matt Hepner]

No, because we steal from Owen Benjamin all the time. Dude. Steal the bike.

[Top Lobster]

More like food forest people, not like apostle.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, I'm saying for the. For the thing. You sure you don't want to bring this picture up on the stage?

[Matt Hepner]

I'm sure.

[Top Lobster]

Get it off of the screen, dude. I don't even like it in my peripheral.

[Matt Hepner]

No, it stays there.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It does stay there.

[Matt Hepner]

It stays there.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, all right, all right. So. So how are we gonna do this? Because I don't even think we have it pulled up. Do we have it pulled up? Do you have.

[Top Lobster]

For this show?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dude, I don't know where. Where it is, though. If you don't take it off, I'm gonna add it to stage. Oh, Nancy, you're gonna get us Nancy Mother.

[Top Lobster]

Get rid of it, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Mother Nancy. Let me see real quick. I gotta scrub ahead. I don't know where we left off. I mean, I think we got an hour through this Iwo Jima.

[Matt Hepner]

There's no way for me to move it. Sorry, guys. This is really all on David.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, I gotta leave it there. Sorry. But I can show the people.

[Matt Hepner]

We can't show them. I think you're gonna have to remove it to play the music, though.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You think so?

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, most likely.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, so while I do this, do you want to give people just a quick review of what we actually watched when it came to.

[Top Lobster]

You're stalling for time, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I can't get it to play. It won't play at all in order for me to scrub through it. I think I could do this.

[Matt Hepner]

Technically, this is Nancy's job, right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, Nancy doesn't care less.

[Matt Hepner]

She doesn't do Mother Nancy's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, I think I actually got it.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, perfect.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, I do.

[Matt Hepner]

What were we, like an hour in?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

An hour in. I shared this tab instead. We had gotten through the whole Iwo Jima story, which was the American soldiers invading the island of Iwo Jima, trying to penetrate its extreme exterior to get to the sort of convex crater left behind from a volcano. So it's kind of like a mountain, but it's got this big crater in the center of it. And. And of course, there's a pan face gook who is in a bunch of pieces.

[Top Lobster]

Stop talking about Nancy like that. No, she's literally my friend.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

People don't like when you do the food noises in the microphone, guys. L. In the chat for the food noises in the microphone. Don't ever do that again. Okay? I feel terrible, and. No, it's fine. I forgive you. It's all right. But it was. It was a good time. So now we're gonna. I guess we're gonna listen to the rest of this. Let me see if it actually plays.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

So.

[Matt Hepner]

Okay, it does.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You guys heard that? Did you hear that word? So whatever you do, please don't eat the boogers, Man. I mean, what a fantastic moment that was for me to have been making fun of this guy, the Craig, The. The dude Craig from Fight the Flat Earth. And all of a sudden, I am the recipient of a video of him eating his own boogers.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, that's his name. Fighting the Flat Earth.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Fight the Flat Earth crate.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, I thought it was f. The flight.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I thought it was, too. Which makes sense, though you wouldn't want to say, you know, you know what I mean? Like in your.

[Top Lobster]

In your name.

[Matt Hepner]

So are we allowed to play this on YouTube? That clip that lady made?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, we can. We could play that clip. Yeah, why not?

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, we have to take this down anyway.

[Matt Hepner]

Targeted harassment, though.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I don't think so. You know, because we're going to take this down anyway. Like, this half hour preview will be taken down.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, but then it'll be back up and you'll forget to edit it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, touche. I will forget to edit it. No, I think it's because it's all within the. The. The parameters of a consensual MMA match.

[Matt Hepner]

I don't think it's consensual.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, of course I. I wouldn't. I wouldn't assault him. That's crazy. I would never do that.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think your act was consensual either. Top.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, having sex with his dead mom vagina.

[Matt Hepner]

Okay, I guess we'll play it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, go ahead and play it.

[Matt Hepner]

Geez, dude, I don't know how we're gonna air this, because this is.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't do it if you feel. Stop with the mouth full of meat and cheese, you. You baby butthole.

[Top Lobster]

Speaking of that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And I've seen this guy before.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you have?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He's kind of this wispy, you know, when, like, physiognomy tips you off very much like a worm. But I know that this guy's relatively infamous for being that. That being a. Unprovoked. I don't know him. I don't with him very much a. I'm gonna beat your ass. That's what he says to me. Something like that. And it would be fantastic if I could fly you out. I am going to beat the. Out of you. I'm going to lift you in the air and slam you on your neck. And then I'm gonna go on stage and I'm gonna do a show. And when you wake up, you could figure out your own way back to the airport. And, like, maybe somebody could get him some ice and wake him up and, you know, send him on his way. I don't want him lingering, because I feel like that would be like a concussed dude, really. And that's not what I'm trying to do. He is a Weasley, shitty, bad faith, arguing, dysgenic little goblin of a. Look at him wearing a vest on his own show. Like a.

[Matt Hepner]

Wearing a vest on his own show is crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Receding hairline, knuckle deep in both nostrils. Oh, as if it's not enough. He goes back to the first. He goes into the mouth, right nostril back for a little more in the left. On it. What magic nose goblin eating ass

[Top Lobster]

Lady's undefeated dude.

[Matt Hepner]

Lady is completely undefeated.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I like the way some of his best work. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Laney does best when there is a controversy. Yeah, there's an era of violence.

[Matt Hepner]

What we did to misfit Patriot. Oh my God. Made this guy.

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[Matt Hepner]

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[Top Lobster]

Last year I went through many different life changes. I needed to take a pause and

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

examine how I was feeling in the

[Top Lobster]

inside to better show up for the ones who need me to be my best version of myself.

[Matt Hepner]

When you're navigating life's changes, Talkspace can help. Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatry providers that you can

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

access any, anytime, anywhere.

[Top Lobster]

Living a busy life, navigating a long distance relationship, becoming a first stepfather, Talkspace made all of those journeys possible. I could speak with my therapist in the office. I could speak of my therapist in the comfort of my home. I was never alone.

[Matt Hepner]

Talkspace works with most major insurers and most insured members have a zero dollar copay. No insurance, no problem. Now get $80 off your first month with promo code space80 when you go to talkspace.com match with a licensed therapist today at talkspace.com save $80 with code [e-mail] he sparked out.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, when was that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, that was a while ago. A while ago. He's a Jew so you defend him. But I mean, you know the clips

[Matt Hepner]

that Lainey was making, that dude was this close to sending us lawsuits.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh yeah, yeah. He actually there was like this illusion to, to legal action that was, that started happening.

[Matt Hepner]

Literally all the, all the clips were were just of him saying yeah, him talking.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

By the way, that that whole thing literally you, that you heard a lot of. That's chopped up. Out of context. That was all, like, through the.

[Matt Hepner]

That's out of context.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He does that, though.

[Top Lobster]

He'll pull stuff from, like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So funny.

[Top Lobster]

A little bit here, a little bit here, a little bit here. But it makes sense when he does it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But it was a conversation that I was having alone about a hypothetical scenario in which this guy actually agreed to be flown out and. And sign contracts and have a consensual. So none of that was like, I would assault this dude if I saw him on the streets. I would never do that. That's a crazy thing. As for crazy people. But if there was a sport, a competition that he agreed to and was consenting to, which is, you know, redundant. I recognize that. But that. That's the context of that. Just for you.

[Top Lobster]

So you wouldn't just beat him up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, that's crazy. Who. Who. I'm a. A dad and a husband. And what do you think, I'm just gonna go around beating people up? That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Never.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why would you say that? Don't do that. Don't do a wink at the camera.

[Matt Hepner]

So for crazy people. Anyway, let's listen to mother horse eyes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, let's go.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

He was murdered. He had actually been taking propofol nightly since around.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh. Oh, this is great. I'm gonna bring this back.

[Matt Hepner]

Michael Jackson.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna need some caffeine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He's like, I gotta get up now. As soon as we start the mother horse.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, I'm just saying I need some caffeine. Dude, I forgot about this guy's voice. It's like a male version of Nancy.

[Matt Hepner]

This.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This.

[Matt Hepner]

Got her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just for the context of this Nancy.

[Matt Hepner]

He got you. How do you feel about that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why don't you. Oh, never mind. I'm not gonna say anything bad. So this one that we're going into, we left off at Iwo Jima. Just for context, he's about to do a short bit on Michael Jackson.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And it's actually a really fascinating.

[Top Lobster]

Huh. Little piece like a parentheses in the story. It's not like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yes, okay. Yeah. The way it jumps around is really fun. And this is just a. Sort of a sidebar about.

[Matt Hepner]

I like the way Matt just said, huh.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Huh?

[Matt Hepner]

Michael Jackson.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So you're telling me that this guy is telling a story? Wait, I'm just gonna say there's a

[Matt Hepner]

Korean guy with his head floating off

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

in a mountain, but he's gonna say something about Michael Jackson.

[Matt Hepner]

Like, Michael Jackson.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Michael Jackson.

[Matt Hepner]

Like Thriller. No, stop. All right, let's go.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

I Will give it all to you.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Many people believe that Michael Jackson died to Propofol.

[Top Lobster]

Not so turn it up.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

He was murdered.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Actually, that's a good time because. Should we check in with the chat guys? Is that loud enough for you?

[Top Lobster]

Way too quiet.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You're not the chat guys. Could you be Nancy? How's that sound for you? Is that loud enough?

[Matt Hepner]

It could be a little bit louder.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know how to do that because it's on the volume here.

[Matt Hepner]

It's not bad.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's maximum volumed.

[Top Lobster]

It's a bit quiet. Louder.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, I actually shouldn't have asked that question because there's no way for me to make it.

[Top Lobster]

All right, I'll be silent. I'll be silent.

[Matt Hepner]

Hey, chat, you want me to do this thing? And they go, yeah, do that. He's like, I got no real way to do that thing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No way to do that.

[Matt Hepner]

There's no way to do that. All right, everybody listen, everybody, can you be quiet?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Wait, let me check my volume here and make sure that that is all the way up.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay.

[Matt Hepner]

Preparation NDS he had actually been taking

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Propofol nightly since around 1980, not in order to make himself sleep, but to suppress REM sleep. After several months of REM sleep suppression, the user becomes receptive. In other words, they enter the same state achieved by prolonged continuous immersion in aerosol lsd. The brain can physically restructure itself simply through thought. By reordering the thought, one can physically reorder the brain. LSD or long term Propofol use makes the brain's neurostructure malleable. High energy rays from outer space are able to penetrate the body. And these can lead to random mutations and cancers. And sometimes they lead to changes that are not random at all. Changes which have been intentionally programmed changes designed to bring about civilization level transformations. Michael Jackson was unaware of all of this. He merely knew that Propofol allowed him to enter a sort of waking dream state of heightened creativity. The side effects were horrifying, paranoia and obsession. But he felt that he was strong enough to endure these side effects. The success of Thriller seemed to vindicate his theories about Propofol. And unfortunately he was damned by his own success. So how did he die? Through the lyrics of another part of me and the vegetable part of Wannabe Startin something. It was quite clear that he had become receptive and Nero altered in line with Master Design 9. But he was considered to be a minimal threat and even perhaps an asset until his mounting financial problems made him a liability he was terminated, though I'm not sure of the exact means.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Did you pause it?

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, pause it because that's the end

[Matt Hepner]

of that I don't know how.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

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[Matt Hepner]

This podcast is sponsored by Talkspace.

[Top Lobster]

Last year I went through many different life changes. I needed to take a pause and

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

examine how I was feeling in the

[Top Lobster]

inside to better show up for the ones who need me to be my best version of myself.

[Matt Hepner]

When you're navigating life's changes, Talkspace can help. Talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatry providers that you can access anytime, anywhere.

[Top Lobster]

Living a busy life, navigating a long distance relationship, becoming a first stepfather, Talkspace made all of those journeys possible. I could speak with my therapist in the office. I could speak of my therapist in the comfort of my home. I was never alone.

[Matt Hepner]

Talkspace works with most major insurers and most insured members have a $0 copay. No insurance, no problem. Now get $80 off your first month with promo code space80 when you go to talkspace.com match with a licensed therapist today at talkspace.com save $80 with code [e-mail] well, you just got to go

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

to the Spotify link and click no,

[Narrator/Storyteller]

I suppose it's time to tell you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What. No, it's starting, guys. You can believe me or not. I'll have to go back for a second.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

I care.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What are you trying to do? Raise the volume, man.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Inside the Magical space Pussy. My life has been pretty much downhill since then. I mean, Neil Armstrong, what did he see? Bunch of gray rocks. Big fucking deal. I saw cooch growing out of the side of a canyon top that NASA you Tang drinking cocksuckers. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, Uncle Adolf. So I was living in Death Valley, hanging out with the Manson family and Charlie kept mentioning this guy Uncle Adolf, and I figure he's talking about Hitler because he's sort of into this white supremacy thing. But then I started realizing that he's talking about a guy who's still alive. Then one day a guy showed up. They asked me to come over to their cabin, and this old guy was sitting there. White hair, deep tan, lined face, pale eyes. He introduced himself as Adolf, and he's got a German accent.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, I want to pause it real quick because we didn't get an opportunity to talk about the Michael Jackson thing.

[Matt Hepner]

Okay, so he's discussing propofol.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Propofol. Propofol. Did you get that, Matt? Because a lot of people don't talk with your mouthful. A lot of people were wondering, you know, what's up with the Michael Jackson part? And look at what. Can you sit up?

[Top Lobster]

I'm trying to stay away from the mic, dude. I can't wait. Don't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Careful with your cup of water there.

[Top Lobster]

Exactly.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So. So he's talking about Michael Jackson using propofol in order to enter a bit of an altered flow state that'll channel creativity.

[Top Lobster]

Seems reasonable to do it. The life of Michael Jackson.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He didn't mean to do it, but he does seem to have discovered it. What he didn't know was, like, it

[Matt Hepner]

actually is plausible when you think about it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Really plausible.

[Matt Hepner]

Because they were saying he was using propofol to sleep because he had, like, some sort. He couldn't sleep.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

And it just didn't make sense to be using propofol at this sort of a level so consistently to have your own doctor giving it to you. But Kanye west was also doing something similar with. He was doing, like, nitrous. Do you remember that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, I do remember that.

[Matt Hepner]

He had a doctor that would prescribe him nitrous.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right.

[Matt Hepner]

It was like, what? Well, yeah. Again, so the excuse was. Oh, to keep him normal, to get

[Top Lobster]

him, like, to nitrous balloons somehow made you normal.

[Matt Hepner]

It was. It was like the. The tubes.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. And you put it in a balloon and you just kind of.

[Matt Hepner]

I don't know how they did it. I think he had, like.

[Top Lobster]

You guys.

[Matt Hepner]

No, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, I mean, I did. I used to do whip it. Not whip it. Pear duster. I used to do air duster.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, whippets is nice. You guys have a nitrous tank at a party?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, no, I didn't go to this.

[Matt Hepner]

I'm a lame dog.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I used to do the.

[Top Lobster]

No, I never did. I'm curious if you guys did whippets. Whip it is nitrous.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, whatever then.

[Matt Hepner]

Fine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

For the whipped cream, it goes. Yeah, yeah. That's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And it's yummy because it's like a dead.

[Top Lobster]

But it's just on another level, dude, my brother passed out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You know what's crazy, though? I didn't become addicted to nitrous. I just became addicted to the whipped cream.

[Top Lobster]

I can see that.

[Matt Hepner]

Got him.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, sorry, but I cut you off. So Kanye was like he did on nitrous.

[Matt Hepner]

Kanye had a doctor that was prescribing him something like the dentist uses it.

[Top Lobster]

That's how they got the tank was. They would like get them off the side of dentist.

[Matt Hepner]

He had a doctor on stat. Like a dentist on staff. That would just give you a matrix.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hell yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

But. But like, I think the excuse was like, oh, he was using it to like sleep or like some sort of health benefit. But I think he was using it for creativity.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's like a 32nd high.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, that's what a lot of it, though. Well, yeah, I mean, if you do a lot of it. I was super creative when I was huffing air duster, so. So he's basically staving off sleep this way with the propa file.

[Top Lobster]

So he was just. It's normally taken for sleep, but in the quantity he was taking, it just kind of kept him in a perpetual state of not sleeping ever.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And I guess what's happening is will

[Matt Hepner]

find your way songs like Hail Hitler.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hell yeah.

[Top Lobster]

No, Kanye wasn't on it. Michael Jackson was on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, that. No, that's how Kanye made Hill Hitler.

[Matt Hepner]

Kanye was on some other drug, but

[Top Lobster]

I feel like, show your foot, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I feel like, unbelievable.

[Matt Hepner]

The drug helps them. Helps them to, like, tap into the consciousness of society to create artwork that's going to resonate with everybody. Because that Hail Hitler song, no matter what people, it's either people really hated it. Matt loves, or they loved it.

[Top Lobster]

I have no idea what that song is.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The one that goes how Hitler. You know, they don't understand the. I say on Twitter. Yeah, it's.

[Top Lobster]

Have a good beat though, because Kanye did have some.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, it was great. It's a fantastic song. Toad played it. Toad and Owen Benjamin played it at Bohemian Grove.

[Matt Hepner]

Toad got fired for playing this song.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Toad lost his job for doing a ukulele cover.

[Matt Hepner]

You want to hear it?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A cover. A cover of a popular Kanye west song. Remember the dude that was eating the succulent Chinese meal?

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah. All right, we'll play since. I mean, this is already a bannable episode.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, we're gonna get banned.

[Matt Hepner]

I don't think this one could even be on YouTube. Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We're.

[Top Lobster]

That's not Kanye.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That is Kanye West.

[Matt Hepner]

You have had to have heard this How Hitler.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Account. I got so much anger in me.

[Guest/Comedian]

Got no way to take it out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Thinking I'm sucking a matrix. Where the.

[Matt Hepner]

Drop the cords, please.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You have no idea how legendary this was. Now, Holy Ghost.

[Matt Hepner]

No.

[Top Lobster]

He told Crushes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dude,

[Top Lobster]

That's the chorus.

[Matt Hepner]

They don't understand the things I say on Twitter. Yeah, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's crazy. Oh, my.

[Top Lobster]

Repost this. No, no, dude.

[Matt Hepner]

See it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What a tragedy. I think he did see it because it went so unbelievably viral. It was like 190 million views to

[Matt Hepner]

see it and be like. His timing was slightly off.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Probably get all that kind of.

[Matt Hepner]

It was a little off. He's just. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

No, no.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But then he lost his don't talk with your mouthful. But he lost his job after that. And. And then there was news articles written about him.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

About Toad.

[Matt Hepner]

And it went crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It did go crazy. So we had him perform it at Bohemian Grove. And it was a really magical moment.

[Matt Hepner]

It's crazy. This episode cannot go on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No. And then he. He's saying, throw the Jew down the well by Borat. And that was just like. And it was. It was a really magical moment, man. For Matt. Like, I wish there was some way we could rewind time and have Matt be there at the last. Bohemian Grove. Just.

[Top Lobster]

It's probably a good thing that I wasn't. If we're all being honest.

[Matt Hepner]

Probably not. He would not have understood it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He wouldn't have

[Top Lobster]

needed. It's basically a year from I met you guys till Bohemian Grove. I probably need every bit of that. You guys, right before Bro Grove and then went to Bro Grove, I'd have

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

been like, yeah, that's interesting. But so you go. How long does it take to acclimate to you guys? About three. 165 days.

[Matt Hepner]

Still working one full year.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And you'll be all right. You'll be all right. You'll be well on your way to. To feeling good about this. All right, let's. We'll continue playing mother.

[Matt Hepner]

One second.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

But.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But the. So what he's doing is he's staving off REM sleep. And the idea is if you stave off rem. REM sleep, it will happen anyway. And that's where all this creativity is, like, kind of downloaded into you,

[Top Lobster]

like, while you're walking around.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

Hold on. Wait. You know what? While we're here, yeah, let's just go ahead. I. I have the. The Margaritaville song.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, Baby Boomerville. Baby Boomerville was fantastic. I had just come back from Margaritaville, so for me, it was, like, really funny.

[Matt Hepner]

Okay, let me play it for. For Matt because I've been telling him I'm going to show it to him. Hold on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's such a good song.

[Matt Hepner]

It's such a great song. He nails it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And he writes this when he's just chilling in the hotel over here.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

Hold on.

[Top Lobster]

Dang. I wish he would have came in the coffee shop back then.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, see, if you would have met him there, you wouldn't have gotten it.

[Matt Hepner]

You wouldn't have gotten it. You had to have gotten.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no. This dude. If I would have met this dude in person, I would be like, yeah, something's happening with this.

[Matt Hepner]

You wouldn't.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what.

[Guest/Comedian]

He would have dropped this mayor, you know, David the Grabber. And I'm like, how can I make him happy? Because here's the irony of me. I like making people happy. When I see people laugh and feel good, I'm like, yes. And then I see this guy so upset. I was gonna do a show at his theater when they're probably going to do a sodomy performance or something, and I'm like, so what do you want from me? Like, what words did I say wrong and why?

[Matt Hepner]

I know this isn't.

[Guest/Comedian]

So I really started compiling. This is called the Rules from the Jews.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Rules from the Jews.

[Guest/Comedian]

I'm going to be like, totally riffing this. If anybody wants me to set it to a parody, just let me know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

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[Matt Hepner]

Try tick tock. Now,

[Guest/Comedian]

You can say stick if you say span.

[Top Lobster]

Fair point.

[Guest/Comedian]

You can say slopes if you are skiing, but not about a guy from Japan. You can say chink if you're talking about armor, but not the little guys eating the dogs. If there's a Chinese knight. You can't say there's a chink in the armor. Oh, I see what you did.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[Guest/Comedian]

You can't say bitch unless you're owned by Columbia Records and you're talking about killing and fucking and murdering.

[Top Lobster]

What

[Guest/Comedian]

you. You can say if you say V. V, like what you eat with chips

[Matt Hepner]

niggered.

[Guest/Comedian]

We means cheap, and the Jews find that offensive no matter the context, which is insane. You can't do any black stereotypes about Bike locks, But you can about big monkey cocks. Cause the Jews will feel sad, they'll feel bad, they'll feel pain like when they see a bar of soap or a train,

[Matt Hepner]

man, it's so bad, you.

[Guest/Comedian]

And we have to protect our Jews and how they feel.

[Top Lobster]

That's a good laugh.

[Guest/Comedian]

Does anyone have a pejorative you want me to hit right now? I think I covered a lot. So it's like you can say, who can chink if we're bombing in Vietnam, but right after, you can't, you can say zipperhead or nip, which means Nippon, which is actually the name of Japan. It's not Japan. Jap abbreviates Japan, which we made up. No one says Japan. It's called Nippon. So when you say nip, it's just abbreviating the word. Germany is Deutschland. We just made that up. But don't say nigger. You can say necrophilia, which means a dead body. But that's not the N word. No, no, the N word is a derivative of the Latin word, which just means black negra. But you're not allowed to learn Latin because then you'll know the tricks and schemes. You can put them in a ghetto and give them 50 years for having weed in their pocket. As long as you say, welcome to Attica, African American,

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

these are the rules.

[Guest/Comedian]

For the Jews, it's just pure chaos. You can vomit kid in Gaza, but you can't say in Leesburg. Thank you. Oh, my God, bro. All right.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, there we go.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yes. Dude, that was a. I got a big laugh. That the one about bike locks and big cocks. Got a big laugh because it's so true.

[Top Lobster]

Everything he says, so true. That's why it's, like, so crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

My God.

[Top Lobster]

And it's all the stuff you're like, oh, I don't want to laugh.

[Guest/Comedian]

I got a joke for you guys

[Top Lobster]

about, oh, I want to laugh.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Let's just move on, because then we gotta do that.

[Top Lobster]

You were 20 pounds lighter back then, dude. Not that. You don't look good now. I'm just probably a lot more awesome.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think I probably was about 20

[Matt Hepner]

pounds later for a bodybuilding contest.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Look at this body real quick over here, Matt.

[Top Lobster]

No, dude, I don't like this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right?

[Top Lobster]

This is why I don't sit next to him.

[Matt Hepner]

Okay?

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Make a big deal out of it. Just a little Degrussian and little Degrussi. Never heard nobody.

[Matt Hepner]

He still hasn't heard the. The Baby Boomerville song, which is no tragedy the baby.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But we should save it for the. For 3

[Top Lobster]

Bro Grove this year.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, that would be amazing. Who knows? If.

[Matt Hepner]

If.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mean, it's a.

[Top Lobster]

You know.

[Matt Hepner]

That's a long shot.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's a long shot.

[Matt Hepner]

I really want to hear the. The Baby Boomerville song.

[Top Lobster]

I know. We're gonna go off the rails and not do the mother horse eyes. We will find my me, dude, if we do other stuff.

[Matt Hepner]

Is Toad coming?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I would love for Toad to come. Who said that he's gonna come?

[Matt Hepner]

He's gonna come.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mean, he. You know, he says no. Like, he kind of makes a bunch of noises, like he's afraid of traveling and he's gonna die, but I think,

[Matt Hepner]

all right, we're gonna listen to the song.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, fine.

[Top Lobster]

Like, fucking moment we listen to it, there we go.

[Guest/Comedian]

Because I've never seen anything like this in my life.

[Top Lobster]

Same bro.

[Guest/Comedian]

It's like pure hell.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, he's talking about the villages.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Guest/Comedian]

First wife was a buzzkill. Second one was real chill. Third one I bought when I went overseas.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's true, dude.

[Guest/Comedian]

All facts. By the way, she's a real looker. Technically not a hooker. Reversed my mortgage to buy those double.

[Top Lobster]

Pretty good.

[Guest/Comedian]

Skip my son's graduation.

[Top Lobster]

Yes, they do that.

[Guest/Comedian]

Does he refuse vaccination? Oh, seems like he just wants me to die. Daughter just had a baby. I'll visit it maybe.

[Top Lobster]

How does he know this about not

[Guest/Comedian]

sure if I have enough?

[Matt Hepner]

Because everything put him in that hotel.

[Top Lobster]

He figured this out.

[Matt Hepner]

Four hours he walked around just the square, and he was like, I'm writing a.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Has this uncanny ability to figure that out. He's got a rare ability to see, like, the. The nature of a thing.

[Matt Hepner]

He has a rare ability to look at somebody and go, I your mom

[Top Lobster]

Crazy, bro.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh.

[Top Lobster]

It's like most people that live here don't understand it. That clear?

[Matt Hepner]

No, no, no. Most the people that are doing it don't understand this.

[Guest/Comedian]

Miles to fly, avoiding my kids again, and baby boom Boomerville.

[Top Lobster]

He's so right, dude.

[Guest/Comedian]

Spoiled brats just won't leave me alone. Some people claim it's their father to blame, but I know it's their mom's fault.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's good he figured this out.

[Top Lobster]

24 hours.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, man.

[Guest/Comedian]

Gambling in the best booze. My kids think they'll get money someday. Most of them still rent One lives in a tent. I bought my first house when I was making minimum wage.

[Matt Hepner]

Where's the next picture? Age?

[Guest/Comedian]

I mean, can't wing this thing.

[Top Lobster]

No, he's just straight, sober.

[Guest/Comedian]

Yeah, my kids went to college. I said they had to for knowledge Told them if they didn't, they'd have

[Top Lobster]

no hope at all. Yep, that's what they say.

[Guest/Comedian]

Now they have unpayable debt Riddled with regret but on my cruise and having

[Top Lobster]

a block

[Guest/Comedian]

nailing it, dude Mocking my

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

kids again and baby boomer mocking my kids again in baby Boomerville is great.

[Guest/Comedian]

Slamming high noons Some people claim that it's my greed that's the blame But I know it's never the Jews visors and flip flops I'm telling you, it doesn't end.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, wait, hip hop can we hit

[Guest/Comedian]

the visors and flip flop?

[Top Lobster]

So he had to have been talking to people that were just straight telling him this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, I mean, he hasn't.

[Matt Hepner]

I think he observed it.

[Top Lobster]

He just watched them. So he wasn't like walk around asking

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

people about their life.

[Matt Hepner]

The precondition of the boomer. And yes. Walk through here. And he was like.

[Top Lobster]

And he observed how they were acting and was like, he already understands the boomer.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But then he came to their Boomerville. Yeah. He came to their oasis.

[Top Lobster]

While I just felt like, want to

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

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[Matt Hepner]

Try tick tock now.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, I didn't figure it out in 24 hours. It took me a while of living in the coffee shop, like talking to people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Until I was like, wait, was all these people left their kids?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I was introduced to it. I knew it going into it because of what Top was saying and because, you know, the boomers get made fun of on the Internet. I did. Without that, I don't think I would have picked up on it like that. I don't think I would have seen.

[Top Lobster]

I only picked up on it because I lived it every day.

[Matt Hepner]

It's something that keeps hitting you. And unless you know what it is,

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm just happy that it's like a safe place. And there's not a lot of.

[Top Lobster]

I know, but it's very. I mean, it's like a funny song, but it's like this sad sucky.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, it is horrifying.

[Matt Hepner]

Okay, we have to. We have to finish it because it's. Each verse is done masterfully. Like, he sent me the script of the verse and I was reading through it, I was like, oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

And it just massively goes darker and darker and darker.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And also Margaritaville is a great tune to set it to. Yes. Because Margaritaville is like drinking yourself into oblivion.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You know, as the sun sets on

[Guest/Comedian]

a lost generation, Bloody Marys and eye drops. 9:00am Tea time. I'm blacked out by three. Nothing matters, so why try World's ending when I die? Rocking. Depends. So I can golf when I pee, bro.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hold on, wait. Pause it real quick.

[Guest/Comedian]

Feeding my flesh all day.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Bring it back like a couple of seconds.

[Top Lobster]

Is it weird, though, that everybody he's explaining is predominantly churchgoers?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That line that he dropped cups is like, the heart of it. The world's ending when I die.

[Matt Hepner]

That's what I'm saying. It gets progressively darker.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, it does get.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

This last hook here. I don't know if it's the last one, but feeding my flesh again.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And baby, what do you mean by

[Top Lobster]

the world's ending when I die? They're just saying, like, I don't give a crap.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They're not leaving that behind.

[Matt Hepner]

The. The boomer.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yes.

[Matt Hepner]

It's like, it's about me, and I don't give a. About anything.

[Top Lobster]

So it's known. The entire generation is like that.

[Matt Hepner]

That.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, pretty much not. It's gotten out now.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah. But it's been, like, this hard thing for me to, like, come to terms

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

with the world's ending when I die.

[Matt Hepner]

It's much better in song.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, it is. It's much more digestible. But top's right. This hook right here. Feeding my flesh again in Baby Boomerville is like, when he said that, I said, oh, those two things. The world's ending when I die and

[Top Lobster]

feeding my flesh again happened to them. That they want that.

[Matt Hepner]

That they were told that they were special.

[Top Lobster]

Like, you plan on looking at your life and being old and giving nothing to your kids and grandkids and just going on cruises and stuff.

[Matt Hepner]

No, listen, for. For my inheritance.

[Top Lobster]

Torture.

[Matt Hepner]

You know what I've done with my inheritance already? I told my parents to buy the house that they built on the property that I own.

[Top Lobster]

Exactly.

[Matt Hepner]

Instead of taking that money and having them somewhere else. So, like, my inheritance is them living with me. They. Them. They. Thumbs in the Bible. We figured that out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, that's not true.

[Top Lobster]

And they do the Lord in the comments about the dogs. It's great. They love the dog.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, they love the dogs. The dogs are their children.

[Top Lobster]

Get everything.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

My mom is like that. The dogs are the children.

[Matt Hepner]

A bunch of poodles. All right, let's listen.

[Guest/Comedian]

Visors and flip flops. Oh, this is a Bloody Mary's. And eye drops. 9:00am T time I'm blacked out by 3. Nothing matters, so why try? World's ending when I die. Rocking depends So I can golf when I pee.

[Matt Hepner]

So when they go in, they sit down in the back of the. When we're doing a podcast and they go, I can't believe we're on tv. It's just like, yeah, the world's ending when you die. Nothing's. Yeah, like, it's all about you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You can hear it when they sit down, too. The squish sound of all the urine

[Guest/Comedian]

eating my flesh all day.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And baby boomer crazy.

[Guest/Comedian]

My will gives it all to the adl.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Oh, my God.

[Guest/Comedian]

I know the kids want my money I've earned But it's burned as I head off to hell.

[Matt Hepner]

Very dark.

[Top Lobster]

I like it, but I don't like it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I like the way he performs it, too. I don't know how to explain what he does there. It's not this polished thing. It's this idea that he comes up with. And then you. You get to see this thing. It's, like, alive and it's developing.

[Matt Hepner]

It wouldn't be good if it was polished. It has to be like this sort of almost off the cuff, but, like, it was, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I took a seat directly in the front row and I sat down and I enjoyed that final performance of Toad and Owen.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And I was like, man, like. Because how often do you get to be, like, front row for something like that? Owen never leaves the, you know, the property pretty much anymore.

[Top Lobster]

And I don't blame him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Toad was fresh off of being canceled, losing his job, and. And, you know, like, that whole thing.

[Top Lobster]

You guys have been through a lot. I love the NDS story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's been through a lot.

[Matt Hepner]

It's a lot of trauma. It's fun.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's been fantastic.

[Top Lobster]

The dude, Owen Benjamin, though, is just like. He's talking and you're just like, yeah, he's piercing through your soul as he talks. Like he's singing that song, and he's just staring through the souls of boomers.

[Safeway/Albertsons Announcer]

He.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He nails that thing, man, of, like, being, you know, you said earlier, a special boy. Like, being a special boy is at the root of so much of the up behaviors. Like, even that dude, the. The flat earth dude, you know, we were going back and forth and I. He and I. And he's like, oh, I. I smashed you in the comments. And I'm explaining to him, like, no, no, you're in the public square. Go back and look at the. The way it's been received over and over again, I'm dunking on you to a round of applause, and you're getting just badgered by countless strangers on the Internet because you're corny and you're unfunny, and you're kind of up this up character. And on his page, it's a different story. If you go to his YouTube, he has moderators that are, like, silencing you in the chat, and then they're all, like, celebrating him because in that space, he gets to be the special boy. And that's, like, so much of what people. That's a gross feeling that you got to resist is that idea of being the special boy. I think that's why I'm constantly like, no, I'm retarded. It's like, this is what.

[Matt Hepner]

This is what Ed brought up with Kane. Kane was the special boy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Kane was the special boy. Right.

[Matt Hepner]

That. That creates a murderous intention in your heart.

[Top Lobster]

It is.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And. And it's the. That's the thing, too. It's. It's in the.

[Top Lobster]

No, I hate this topic. I'm reading the chat. I hate this topic. Dude, I'm listening to you, too. But I'm liking this topic because, like, I don't know.

[Matt Hepner]

I'm, like, pretty close to home.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's, like, just this weird thing, dude. I just don't understand, and I just don't want to be like that. I don't want to get. It's hard, man. Something happens to me, and then I'm detached from my kids. Is that gonna happen to me when I get old? That's like, a nightmare.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, we talk about. You see it.

[Matt Hepner]

Do you see what we just said here? What we showed you?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I live it. I watch it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

So then you can't be it.

[Top Lobster]

But Boomer is weirder for me, too, because, like, they are all churchgoers. Predominantly, dude. They're all. Most of them are churchgoers. I'm saying, like, how are you reading the Bible? And you're not coming to terms with eternity and thinking about the next generation and what you could actually do for the next generation that would actually matter on Plan Planet Earth? You're just thinking about what cruise you go on next and how many times you golf and how much you like your booze.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And how cool your house is.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. And you're.

[Top Lobster]

You're just consuming all this stuff. You're not farming. You're not growing any food. You're not helping the next generation. Other than. I guess in their defense, they're like, oh, no. But when we golf, the people on the golf course have a job. You know, when we come to your coffee shop, you guys have a job. So they have like that kind of mindset. It's like, no, I am helping. You know, like, we, we support the economy.

[Matt Hepner]

You're lubricating your. Your created economy, but what about your created children?

[Top Lobster]

I just feel like world order is going to figure out how to take all of their money. Dude, I don't see all that money. If the boomers.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, no, no, yeah, dollars.

[Top Lobster]

I don't see that getting passed down. So, like, I mean, I guess if they crash the 401ks, like right now, if they crash it at this second,

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

inheritance is all the money would be.

[Top Lobster]

Would be gone.

[Matt Hepner]

Dude, the way I see it, what they're going to do to them is we'll switch over to almost a completely different currency and historically, boomer coin. Well, no.

[Top Lobster]

And the boomers won't care that they lose it all. Is that what you're saying?

[Matt Hepner]

They're just going to die anyway?

[Safeway/Albertsons Announcer]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

Historically, when people have switched over to a currency, it's not gradually.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[Matt Hepner]

Suddenly.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[Matt Hepner]

You know, everyone. Everyone left holding the bag of this old money.

[Top Lobster]

So the boomers, you care less. They're not passing on to help their. So is that what would be like the boomers, like, maybe they did brainwaves to people.

[Matt Hepner]

Boomers are going to be left holding fake dollars. They're going to be left with mortgages that they can't pay, but they're not going to health insurance that they can't afford. No, they're just going to wither and die. The rest of the people aren't going to care because of the attitude that they've had towards the. The younger generation. And then now you're going to ask for help when everybody moves on.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dude, that's what's happening.

[Top Lobster]

I'm not sitting next to him anymore.

[Safeway/Albertsons Announcer]

What.

[Matt Hepner]

What's he showing you? Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I see.

[Matt Hepner]

It's on a screen.

[Top Lobster]

No, I thought you were saying, like, if they're going to take it all the way to the end die, and then they do the transfer to the new money system.

[Matt Hepner]

No, I. No, there's no way to. How can you calculate that? What they're. And also, do you think the powers that be care about the boomer class? They care about whatever they've got to do.

[Top Lobster]

Giant chunk of money that they're gonna. They're not just gonna let that money pass to the fake money.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's right.

[Matt Hepner]

It's all fake.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. If they buy real estate and gold, silver with it. It's not fake.

[Matt Hepner]

How do I get. How do I get the real estate? From the people who have the fake money

[Top Lobster]

right now?

[Matt Hepner]

No, you just take it from when they die.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[Matt Hepner]

I take your money away. Like, what do they do to people in 08? What do you want, Nancy? You're calling me like a cat. He's forced to look at something that's not me. Do you see the name underneath it?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No.

[Matt Hepner]

It's me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She knows that, but she doesn't want to see it anymore. She doesn't want to look at Neil DeGrasse Tyson' Mussy.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

I don't care.

[Matt Hepner]

I don't want to see it either.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, but you're a good sport about it, you know, sometimes you got to have a gander at a mussy, don't you?

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, that was more.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

More than a gander.

[Matt Hepner]

I was talking. I was trying to talk about monetary policy with Matt instead of looking at Neil DeGrasse.

[Top Lobster]

He does that, though. Yeah, he wants to get back to the mother.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I don't want to get back to. Which it's fine.

[Top Lobster]

I get it. I just.

[Matt Hepner]

This is what Topher. Top regard.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You guys want to talk about fiscal policy?

[Matt Hepner]

He had that idea of what would happen to the boomer, and I think that he's not completely wrong. I think that they'll kill off the boomer class by basically bankrupting them. Your money, all this, all of your time and effort, your worldly things that you put. You put your time into, gone. They'll move on to a digital currency.

[Top Lobster]

I can't look at you, dude, because in my periph.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I've got no. I'm opening up my. So my Twitter and Neil DeGrasse Musi is on it.

[Top Lobster]

What I was gonna say was.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, that stuff, you know, pepperoni is spicy.

[Matt Hepner]

That's one of the ways that I see it playing out. So all of your assets, all of the boomer assets, like, listen, if you take away their money, their health care is gone. These people are going to drop like flies. Then you just have empty houses to be brought up by the government.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Their money's all in stocks that, like, I think. I think right now it's the highest level of the retail investor in the market ever in history. They're not just going to allow that to continue to make money. Like, at some point they have to pull the plug on that and we have a crash and then they. Yeah, so. So you're saying at that point the boomers that won't have anything if they don't have their mortgage paid off. If they don't have, like, what, they'll just lose their house, they'll lose their health care.

[Matt Hepner]

And on top of that, what I will say is that it'll all be fair.

[Top Lobster]

Did we talk about the dude the other day that said he knows somebody that had the, the CPAP machine, didn't bring it with him on a trip, and the guy died on the trip because he didn't have the cpap? Yeah, like the people that use the CPAP machine that gives the oxygen at

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

night, are you saying they were supposed to just die?

[Top Lobster]

Like they pull. What percent of the population guys are on CPAP machines?

[Matt Hepner]

And that stuff is expensive. So if you take away a little bit of the money, it's like that, it solves itself. But the crazy part is that they have, it's fair, in my opinion. It's fair. Actually, that's, no, it's fair what's going to happen to them. So. All right, think about it. Let's think about it this way. Logically. The money's all up because of.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, I gotta say this, though. My parents don't owe me anything. I don't, I don't look at it like they owe me something. And by them not giving me money, they're holding it back. They don't owe it to me.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

To me.

[Top Lobster]

So I don't think that. Okay, well, I, I, I'm just surprised that churchgoers that are that age aren't more focused on the next generation because

[Matt Hepner]

it's a spiritual, it's a spiritual disposition. And they have, and they've fallen for it, but it's not, I don't want to say that they deserve it, but they've chosen this. And it is completely.

[Top Lobster]

You're just kind of saying it's what the Bible says when it says people will reap what they sow.

[Matt Hepner]

100. So here's what. What they reaping was supporting every single war in the Middle east, supporting Israel over and over, supporting the monetary inflation, supporting.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, but they didn't really have a say in it.

[Matt Hepner]

Supporting these people that were wearing the mat, the ones that consented to it and said, yes, you supported all this stuff to what level? It's not for me to say, but

[Top Lobster]

I'm just saying they were like mind controlled by the media.

[Matt Hepner]

Right? I don't care. It doesn't matter if there, if there is mind control that is trying to take take control of your mind. Did you consent to it?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right okay, good.

[Matt Hepner]

You consented to it. Bang. Check that mark. So now what you consented to was hyperinflation. So when the, when the dollar that you are hoarding away from your kids to do your Baby Boomerville shit goes to nothing because of your decisions, that's exactly your decision. That's your choice, and it's very fair. So now you live with that or you just die with that. And unfortunately, it'll affect an entire class of people. My parents will be affected. But here's the deal with my parents. They made a great choice to ignore that Baby Boomerville mentality and they actually did move. They sold. They sold their stuff.

[Top Lobster]

They moved. If you don't start planting fruit trees, then, I mean, you're gonna be kind of down and out too, bro.

[Matt Hepner]

I'll figure out. Here's the thing. You'll be 70. You can't figure out how to make money. I'm my age now. I don't even know. 30. Something I can figure out. I'll figure out how to swim no matter what water you put me in. These people are far too old. They don't have any way to do anything. They're living off of their savings and that whatever they did before, which was all built on sand, none of it built on rock. So that's what's happening. And we're looking at it happening. And when it does happen, I'm going to feel bad for them, but they, they will have asked for that.

[Top Lobster]

I know. Do you know what's wild is all the money, like, they lived in a generation where you bought real estate and it just went to the moon. You bought stocks and it just went to the moon. And like they lived in that generation where that. And they were savers. They were raised by like, my grandparents were from the Great Depression, so like they were raised by people that was like very like, even when I was a kid, we had a calculator when we went to the groceries store. Like, we, like, we literally had a calculator and like, we never had name brand food and stuff. They were just raised like that, saved every penny. And then all their savings like went to the moon. So it has been this wild.

[Matt Hepner]

They lose their mind with them, huh?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. It's just been this wild thing for them to like become wealthy. But at the same time, any of them could have started a farm by now. Any of them could have bought two acres or five acres or whatever.

[Matt Hepner]

Here's what I will say about the villages though, and the people in the Villages, They're a very unique case of boomer. I think that they'll survive.

[Top Lobster]

Are they? Or are they just.

[Matt Hepner]

They are.

[Top Lobster]

They are successful from where they're from. That's how they got here.

[Matt Hepner]

They're just a regular boomer, but they're in boomer Mecca.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And they don't count out the black people in a huge way.

[Matt Hepner]

The people that own the villages, the people that, that if they wanted to, they can create their own currency right now, they can create their own state. They already have their own stable economy. They're pretty much trying to become their own entity as far as a town upon themselves.

[Top Lobster]

It's funny what you're saying, because this is why I told Jess when I said we gotta leave St. Pete, like when we had Bella, I was like, we cannot stay here. Not only are me and you gonna die, this child's not gonna make it, dude. Like, we, we gotta get out of here. I was like, what about that place where I did that job where they ride around on golf carts? And that's exactly what I said was like, they're gonna have a stable economy. There's going to be work. They're going to be totally separate from everything else. It's going to be this little bubble. Like, let's just get away from here. Let's just go raise a family.

[Matt Hepner]

There will still be hardship for a lot of people here that don't catch on quick. Like, so there's going to be a time where they'll have their dollars. And again, this could speculation, but this is what I'm seeing. Mean, they're gonna have their dollars. If they don't switch those in for village bucks, like immediately, their, their dollar is going to be. But if they wanted to do village bucks, they could do that here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They.

[Matt Hepner]

Everything is self sustaining in this little ecosystem. The rest of the boomer class, you're done.

[Top Lobster]

Well, even in like 08, when there was downturns, there was meetings within the villages where they were saying like, hey, if you live in the villages and work in the villages, spend your money in the villages. Yeah, like, they were very adamant about that. They were like, don't go buy dinner outside the village.

[Matt Hepner]

That's why I live here. That's why I moved toward to the villages. Besides, like, I mean, we found land and we have some family. But I was like, I saw the place, same thing you saw. And I was like, oh, this is like.

[Top Lobster]

You were like, dude, I want to golf, I want to go on cruises, I want to live with the.

[Matt Hepner]

In my diaper.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Let's go piss. I don't think you in the day

[Matt Hepner]

blaming my kids again.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Feeding my flesh again.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, just. I don't know. I just. I'm like, there's a 0% chance they let that money transition from that generation to the next.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, they're gonna.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, the one world order has to be.

[Matt Hepner]

They're gonna take it all and they're

[Top Lobster]

just waiting for the right moment. You mean where they pull the plug on.

[Matt Hepner]

On it?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, because they, they can crash the market at any moment. I think they're probably just waiting for peak capacity.

[Matt Hepner]

I think that's the great reset. I think that's what they're going to be, what they're aiming at.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, I would think if they do a great reset, the boomer generation is the catalyst for it. You have to kill. You need the spiritual energy from killing all those people. And they also need property. You need their property and you need their money in order to, you know, facilitate it.

[Matt Hepner]

It's horrific, but there's something beautiful, like, poetic about it, right? Because they, they, they will have dying. They will have asked for that.

[Top Lobster]

Well, what about the next generation who hasn't prepared? Like, like, if you haven't prepared, well,

[Matt Hepner]

watch nds because I'm getting to fall apart because I just told you and

[Top Lobster]

you're still counting on like, grocery stores to have food and restaurants have food, and then like, there's not really much food.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think a lot of especially millennials have been primed in such a way as to like, get used to just barely scraping by.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but if there's nothing, if there's no food, like the food has somewhere,

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

then everybody gonna be in, you know, ville and only a few people.

[Matt Hepner]

But people are resilient.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I just think people should be growing some food, even if it's not all their food. But start growing something on your property. That's food.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, true.

[Top Lobster]

Can we switch seats?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What? Man, I'm just showing you a. I

[Top Lobster]

don't want to see this hot dog.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Can you bring this up on stage real quick?

[Top Lobster]

Frosting and hot dogs. This is gonna be like chocolate cover wiener man. Wiener man on the chocolate cover wiener man. Hey, if you ain't putting chocolate on

[Matt Hepner]

that winner, then you ain't in your good wiener.

[Top Lobster]

Bye. So don't love you so don't sign in off. I hope I make your life goodbye.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This is my brain when you guys talk about fiscal policy.

[Matt Hepner]

I know, but you should, you should be paying attention, you dummy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's my brain when you talk mother horse.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Size.

[Top Lobster]

Let's get back into mother horse.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Come on, let's go. When.

[Top Lobster]

But people are resilient.

[Matt Hepner]

You should be paying attention. You're going to end up like the boomers.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's go. Let's get back in the thing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, I got to give. It's like it's going. It'll start up nervous.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Oh, there goes kind of something. Keep under your hat. That Charlie was perfect for my purpose. I asked what his purpose was. He said, testing. I kind of shrugged because I didn't really give a about his little coy answer. And I got up to leave when this mongoloid they called Clem punched me straight in the face. And suddenly I was on my ass. There were a couple of girls there and they jumped on me and held me down and tied.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just so you know, this is the guy that is in the desert parties like that with the sort of the Manson family. Remember that guy?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And. And apparently he's just been punched in the face and ganged up on by these like kind of Manson retard freaks.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

My hands behind my back. If I had known what they had done to Sharon Tate, I would have been unspeakably terrified. But as it was, I was merely really, really scared. They tossed me into the back of the dune but buggy and drove out into the desert. It was midday and the sky was just one giant glare. They drove for over an hour and eventually they got me out and hauled me down into this deep sandy arroyo and they started marching me down it. They had put wooden stakes under the ground at various points. And when we came to them, they seemed to be really careful to always stay in between the stakes. Later, they had chains tied between the stakes.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Do you know why? They were careful to walk in between the stakes.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like if they go out of bounds there might end up in the. I forget what we're calling it now. I'm pretty sure it's a vagina in the earth.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mean.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, yeah, it's those.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's those segmentation fields that they can't see. So whatever's happening now, that happened. The same thing happened on the island thing. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Now we're in the desert of America

[Top Lobster]

and insane things happening.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And they. Apparently, wherever he's going, the post gotta stay in between the post.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He doesn't quite know why. It's left to the reader or the listener to put that together.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

And we all had.

[Matt Hepner]

Somebody figured it out.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Some kind of obstacle course. I didn't know what to make of it. I had a lot to process at the time. I started to notice that the rock walls of the Yoroya were abnormal. There were strange durations through the rock and what looked like the cross sections of giant insect tunnels. I'd never seen rocks like that. The whole thing was just very alien. Then I started to hear the screaming up ahead. I could hear people's voices. Thousands of voices, all of them screaming and howling at once. Slowly, incredibly, incredibly, the screaming changed into a kind of laughter. An insane laughter. Giggles and chuckles and titters. I wondered if it was in my head, if I was so scared that my mind had cracked or if they had dosed me with LSD or something. Finally, we went around a bend in the arroyo and, well, there it was. They said it would be a pussy. And I guess it kind of looked like one. Maybe after some kind of drastic dildo mishap. It was just flesh wrinkled, lobbed, flabby flesh growing out of the rock like mold or something. It had hair and pores and freckles. Some of it was pale, some of it was black.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It was stinky, it was dry.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

It was taller than me. And in the center, there was an opening. Pink and wet, just like a vagina. The crowd told me he wanted me to see its level of development. He took a revolver from one of the girls and pointed it at my face. Told me to walk inside. So it was either get shot or go into the big mangled pussy. It was honestly a tough.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The big mangled pussy is really aggressive. That's Big mangled pussy is crazy choice.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

There was something really up, completely not right about that thing.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Something in my bones told me not to go into it, not to go near it, to just take the bullet in the head.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

But I figured maybe I could go in just a little bit and then wait for them to leave and get the hell out of there. Not a great plan, but the best I could come up with. So I went in. The entrance was just barely wide enough to slip into it. All I could see was glistening pink flesh ahead. There was a sound like laughter and then screaming and then laughter that was coming from deep inside. The walls were blood warm on my shoulders. And the smell was, well, what you might expect. Not great. No, let's just say it was not great.

[Matt Hepner]

Shout out, Craig.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it's crazy.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

And the walls kind of gave way and found myself moving through this slimy, suffocating flesh. And I'm starting to panic because my hands are still tied behind my back and I'M feeling like I'm about to choke on this stuff. And the walls are moving, like, pulsating. I feel like I'm being digested. Then suddenly I'm pushed through into this kind of chamber. Talk about the frying pan. And into the fryer. The chamber was just a nightmare. I mean, I, I, I, I've just never seen that. It was unholy.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

There were faces and heads and legs all kind of fused together. The walls were just all these crawling limbs and these terrified faces and fusions of teeth and cheeks and hair and. And fingers coming out of knees and just they. All those people, were they still people? Had they ever been people? Had they been made a part of that thing? I started to scream. Everything around me was screaming all the.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So really quick, do you hear, like, what he's saying? The, the walls are made of portions

[Matt Hepner]

of people, all the segments. It seems like when the people were walking and getting their pieces cut off, like in Iima. And also the place where they had the guarded.

[Top Lobster]

It was just going on the walls

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

inside the vagina on this mangled.

[Matt Hepner]

Seems normal being, like. Yeah, they were being sucked into a portal cleanly. But, like, those parts were put into these.

[Top Lobster]

Making up the walls,

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

engaging in resource acquisition.

[Matt Hepner]

Hey, can we take a break from this and watch something? Because I kind of want. Yeah. On something.

[Top Lobster]

Sure.

[Matt Hepner]

Okay. Matt, this is a.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hold on.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, that's Owen Benjamin.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, let's watch Owen Benjamin.

[Matt Hepner]

No, this here is going to be Duncan Trussell. And I think this. I think you have something good to say about this, because I, I don't know what to think about it yet, but here we go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Go this bizarre hybrid. On one side, you've got kind of like, you know, somebody who's been living in the world of the transhumanists for decades. Somebody who, like, that's his life. It's a tech bro. And Peter Thiel.

[Matt Hepner]

I'm talking about Peter Thiel. You know who Peter Thiel is?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Where you going?

[Matt Hepner]

Are you okay?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, no, I just got to readjust.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay. I know someone who appears to be taking the Book of Revelation literally. Right. So it's this, this combo.

[Matt Hepner]

Peter Thiel did a private meeting at his house, and actually Duncan Trussell was at it, where he broke down the Book of Revelation.

[Top Lobster]

That's Duncan Trussell.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, he's a comedian.

[Top Lobster]

Is he your buddy or.

[Matt Hepner]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I do like Duncan.

[Matt Hepner]

He's a little bit.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He's a new age. Yeah, he's a bit of a satanic sorcerer.

[Matt Hepner]

But he's also funny.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, he is very funny and he's very insightful. You know, his curiosity.

[Matt Hepner]

He knows a lot of, like, esoteric. So, yeah, he's just not on our side.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, perspective. I. I would read the Book of Revelation for what it says, too. It's a. Yeah, I think it's symbolism. When it says it's symbolism, he says

[Matt Hepner]

he was taking it literally. He was invited to. Well, I mean, he's just being like he's telling the story because he's also. He's a comedian's storyteller is really what he is. But he's at the guy's house. It's like a closed meeting where he's doing this speech. Oh, he's doing a speech on the Antichrist. Peter Thiel is Peter Teal. And when you look at Peter Thiel, you're like, dude, you operate a lot like the Anti.

[Top Lobster]

Well, there's a guy. I don't know his name. I wish I knew his name. My cousin Sam sent me the thing and said, hey, man, what do you think about this interview? And it's a dude. What's the guy's name? Wade. Maybe like a bald head, but a beard. And he's kind of well spoken. He does good interviews, it seems like. But he interviewed Peter and he was like, as Peter Thiel was explaining the Antichrist, he was like, don't you think that the Antichrist would be using the exact technology that you're speaking of that you're creating? Yeah, yeah. Like a guy that, like. Don't you think that if you're talking about this thing that's going to take over the world, like, isn't your technology exactly what they would use to do that? Do you think that's a little ironic? It was like a cool interview.

[Matt Hepner]

So check it out. Let's. Let's keep listening to this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's a tech bro. And on the other side, you have someone who appears to be taking the Book of Revelation literally, right? So it's this, this combo meeting. And so it felt like he was saying that there might be a way to patch the Book of Revelation. Like a tech guy being like, we can control.

[Top Lobster]

Alt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Delete the Book of Revelation. I think there's a way we can, like, maybe forestall the emergence of the Antichrist. Christ, you know, that there, there could be things that. So in other words, you're taking it. It is, It's. You talk like that. It's not profound. It's like, of course they, they. There's one Side that's trying to speed up prophecy. There's another side that of course, would be interested in stopping prophecy. And the idea that anybody historically has taken revelation or biblical prophecy seriously and not considered how do we stop it?

[Matt Hepner]

You have Zionist Jews, in my opinion, who are trying to manufacture and. And accelerate toward the prophecy that is in Revelation and in their, you know,

[Top Lobster]

killing a third of the earth and stuff like that.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that the Messiah can come. And then you have people who are battening down the hatches and preparing. Elon Musk, Oprah, these people that have their underground tunnels that understand a cataclysm

[Top Lobster]

is going to have a known thing for the famous people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. But when you have ideas like Project

[Top Lobster]

Looking Glass or they have, like, shelters underground.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, of course.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Of course.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So you have this idea like Project Looking Glass or any of the potential time travel technology. And of course, there would be people who are, you know, close to that technology who see prophecy unfolding and then who would go, how do we use this technology to stave this off?

[Matt Hepner]

To stifle it? To avoid it?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Of course.

[Matt Hepner]

To avoid. And I think what it is in the end is like, how do we avoid judgment?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Judgment.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, the judgment. Because we are not going to stop.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's Baby Boomerville shit. Right. It's like, how do we keep this party going?

[Matt Hepner]

Baby Boomerville is worse because they don't. It is worse. Like, they're like, we're gonna partake in all the earthly pleasures with no fail safe.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right.

[Matt Hepner]

Elon Musk is like, I'm partaking in the earthly pleasures, but I. I want to also avoid.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

This metaphysical judgment.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think a lot of what Elon Musk is even thinking is like, okay, if there is going to be a judgment and let's say it's going to look like a polar shift, and that's how we might.

[Matt Hepner]

If it looks like a giant pussy,

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

like, let's say the polar shift. Elon Musk has come to the conclusion is the judgment of God.

[Matt Hepner]

And how do we avoid that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Mars.

[Matt Hepner]

Mars, yeah. Escape the planet.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Escape the planet. Go back in time.

[Matt Hepner]

Put your consciousness into a digital hive mind. Read the chat, perhaps.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And there are people who have said things like, part of the idea of time travel is they keep going back and keep trying to adjust things to avoid the coming of Revelation. Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

But you can't stop. So it's interesting that.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. What's interesting is they're trying to avoid death. And that is the thing that says happens in the Book of Revelation that, like, they want to die and they can't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They can't.

[Top Lobster]

But that's, like, what the dude Elon's trying to do. He's trying to get the thing they put in the skull.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's funny, right? You figure it out when you first

[Top Lobster]

read that 20 years ago. It wasn't that long ago. You're like, how is that even possible? There's not gonna be any people that

[Matt Hepner]

can't die trying to avoid.

[Top Lobster]

Now it's like, oh, I bet they do have a technology now where people don't.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, Donald Trump is talking about a medication that stops you from the brink of death, that brings you back or whatever.

[Matt Hepner]

This is what we were talking about on the previous show where it's like, it's already been done. It's already judged, and they're trying to avoid this, but it's. It's already done.

[Top Lobster]

I know, but you're gonna do it. They're doing it. All that matters when that goes down is, are you with Jesus? Are you not with Jesus? That's the only thing that matters when that goes down.

[Matt Hepner]

Sure, sure. It's funny.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They're gonna do it.

[Top Lobster]

If they wanted to avoid it, they could just get right with Jesus.

[Matt Hepner]

No.

[Top Lobster]

So it's weird if they. If they believe the book of Revelation but don't believe it to the point where they're like, I better get with King Jesus.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, they believe they can outsmart. That's the same people that think they can force God's prophecy.

[Matt Hepner]

I don't think that they can. I think that they've made, or at least they think that they've made moves that they can't come back from.

[Top Lobster]

So they better just go to war. Maybe false gods, false entities have given dudes like Elon information technology that he's profited from. So he's already in that camp.

[Matt Hepner]

The acceptance that technology, the accept the acts that you've done, the rituals that you perform to get that kind of stuff. They themselves look at. They're looking at themselves and going like, man, look at me. Like, I can't be forgiven for this. So I'm going full force on one side, and I get it. But the book says different.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Say something about blaspheming the Holy Spirit is. Is believing that, you know, your sins are too great. Which is interesting because,

[Matt Hepner]

I mean, well, that. I don't think that that's blaspheming. I think.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, it's interesting because if you believe that, you know what I mean?

[Matt Hepner]

Like, then you Are damning yourself.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right, right, right. So I'm like, oh, that's actually a little interesting spot to be. Because you're putting limitations on God. God has done this incredible thing for you and you're limiting God.

[Matt Hepner]

Self fulfilling prophecy. Not even like a hard one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's kind of crazy.

[Matt Hepner]

It's something that you do to yourself.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's. It's not receiving the gift.

[Matt Hepner]

That's an interesting thought.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right?

[Matt Hepner]

I think that's one way to blast your. We read about that. The sorcerer that got baptized and then he was like, hey, here's some money. Give me the power of the Holy Spirit. And it seems like he would want it to use it for himself. It was a Peter. Peter was like, you, bro, you okay? You good?

[Top Lobster]

Is that not well?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Clear your mouth real quick.

[Top Lobster]

Is that not what happens to people today? They use their spiritual gift for monetary gain. That. That's totally what happens today, dude.

[Matt Hepner]

There's.

[Top Lobster]

There's tons of people that have like. I don't even know if I'd call it a spiritual gift. With a lot of them, dude. It's just a natural gift. Like a politician has to be a good public speaker.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And they use that to make money in the Christian realm. It's totally what we read about. Simon the sorcerer said, yeah, man, here's some money. Give me that gift. I want that gift for personal gain.

[Matt Hepner]

Let me ask you this, though. Let's say Owen Benjamin was a Christian. You wouldn't want that guy making a song and playing it on the stage at church, mocking the church so that way they can see.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you do.

[Matt Hepner]

You should.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He should.

[Top Lobster]

Owen Benjamin reminds me of Nathaniel in John 1. Jesus rolls up on him and he says, truly, this is an Israelite in whom is no guile. Like, I read that. I read that. I was in that this week anyway. And I read it different just because I've been like following Owen Benjamin the last two weeks. I didn't really know anything about him. I talked to him when you guys had him on that time.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And he was. I was like, where are you from? I love this guy Farm. I was like, I really like this guy. But I didn't follow up because, like, you guys know these people. I talked to him real quick. I'm back in the cop coffee shop. And then you told me he was going on Tucker. And I was like, yeah, maybe I'll look up some of his stuff. Like, me and Jess watched him on Tucker. And I was like, I'm like, dude, this guy. If Jesus saw him he'd be like, dude, truly, this is an Israelite indeed from the tribe of Benjamin. This is an Israelite indeed in whom is no guile. He's saying, like, is there is no hypocrite in this dude. I think he even says that. He says, I may be wrong, but I'm not lying. Yeah, yeah, like that. Like, that's at the core of the kingdom of God. That's everything we're covering right now. It's like, you can't be a hypocrite like that, dude. There's no hypocrite. Hypocrite in that dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right, I agree.

[Top Lobster]

So, yeah, if he was like. I mean, I don't know where his position is with Christ, but if he was like, all out for the kingdom of God, you're damn right you'd want to play in the piano like that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He said that the Holy Trinity sounds like a gay relationship, which is actually funny. Which is actually very funny. Yeah. And people get all upset with him about that. Yo, can you be a favor? Can you open that door and open that door?

[Top Lobster]

I mean, has anybody been in his life to like, show him any different? I mean, you. You operate with.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, I don't know if you necessarily have to show him any different. I think it's is like you've said it before. Oh, you know, man. Trying to wrestle with the triune nature of God. Like, yeah, the Trinity sounds crazy. There's nothing wrong with saying that.

[Top Lobster]

It's funny he says it like that because it is a love triangle. Like when you think about. Okay, okay.

[Matt Hepner]

He knows that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. If. Well, if you think about it, it's like, if God is love, like. What do you mean, the God being? Right. If it's. If the God being is one person, where does the love go?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And it gets weird too, because it's like the spirit of God came upon

[Top Lobster]

Mary more than one person.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Person and birthed. You know, Jesus said. And you know, it's like, once again, I don't know how to overshadowed her.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I'm not a scientist, but I know the Holy Spirit overshadowed her and boom, somehow.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's a crazy situation, but people can do whatever he wants.

[Matt Hepner]

Inside creation, Mary just laid there.

[Top Lobster]

But it is a love thing. It is a love thing in the God.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay.

[Matt Hepner]

All right, let's go.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, that's.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, are we still open? Open?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, it's 406 here, I'll open. Yeah, please. Would you mind?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you got it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Thank you so much. Dude, you're the best.

[Top Lobster]

Was that all There was from this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, wait. All right, give him three seconds.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah. Opening doors. Closing doors. It's fine.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Matt did just call Owen a Jew. Z man.

[Top Lobster]

He's definitely Jewish. His last name is Benjamin.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Clip that.

[Matt Hepner]

Here we go.

[Top Lobster]

Is he. Does he. Is he not Jewish?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Clip that. Just like that foreskin, baby.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh. I mean, it's. Technically, it's from your mother's line.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Line.

[Matt Hepner]

I think his dad is part. So I like. Like when the guy kicked him out.

[Top Lobster]

What if he's. If his mom or dad is Mexican or.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's not.

[Matt Hepner]

How you.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What didn't he say he's an ape or something?

[Matt Hepner]

It's supposed to be passed down from your mother's side.

[Top Lobster]

That's what they say to be Jewish.

[Matt Hepner]

That's. Listen, I'm not. It's not my rule.

[Top Lobster]

Your mom or dad is Puerto Rican. You're Puerto Rican.

[Matt Hepner]

It doesn't matter, okay? I don't make the rules for Jews. Oh, we just listen to.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We just listen to all about the Jews choose rules.

[Top Lobster]

The bottom line is. Isn't necessarily the Israelite. It's a. This is a dude with no. Guys.

[Matt Hepner]

No, you can't say in Leesburg. That's it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The book of Revelation is like more of an invitation to fix the apocalypse. When I've always taken it. If you decide to take it literally. It's more of like, this is just sort of what you can expect at. When, like pre singularity, whatever you want to call it, collapse of civilization. This is what happens. Happens at the end of things. And, you know, these are all. There are all these things you should look out for, but. But also sort of unavoidable.

[Top Lobster]

Do you think he takes it literally? Do you think he really believes this stuff? Or do you think there's some sort of, like, ulterior motive? Because it seems so strange. Like, there's this. There's been all these articles coming out, like the New York Times and the New York Post. How. I haven't been there, so I don't know. But like, how Silicon Valley has been transformed into this, like, Christian.

[Matt Hepner]

Like, that's interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Mega city and. Yeah, that's not even possible. Well, the California Bay area is a

[Matt Hepner]

Christians on its face. That's what they're presenting.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's proclaimed, like they're proclaiming it.

[Matt Hepner]

But Christ is king.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Amen.

[Matt Hepner]

That's what we were talking about before. You see how that works. But then look at what they're doing. Crisis king. But like, you're deeply. Actually, you're deeply entrenched in the deep state government. Interesting. What did you say about the baptism thing where they made them declare Jesus Christ as king?

[Top Lobster]

They didn't make them. That's what you were declaring. You're declaring there's another king, not Caesar.

[Matt Hepner]

But then what did, what did you do?

[Top Lobster]

They took your get confiscated your goods. That's in the writings of John G. Lake. That's what I'm saying is like your citizens today. Like, it's. If you declared to be a Christian, there's like benefits in America to being a Christian.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You were baptized.

[Top Lobster]

Whereas like people back then there was no benefits to being a Christian.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So what happens doubt when you're baptized?

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah. It's like you're renouncing.

[Top Lobster]

You're no longer a Roman citizen, which, like, then you're in real trouble.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Remember they beat Paul not knowing he was a Roman citizen. Like you didn't have any rights if you weren't a Roman citizen. Can you imagine if you like showed up in Rome in that time from like another country and demanded your rights of a Roman citizen?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That happens in the US today.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, it's like, it's so wild you

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

showed up there and talk like, this place is unfair, bro.

[Top Lobster]

Could you imagine you wouldn't be alive for like 24 hours.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, they'd butt you cool quick. Yeah, you'd get bf'd.

[Matt Hepner]

That background looks good, Matt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It does. When it's open like that and the little green pops, it feels incredible.

[Guest/Comedian]

Right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You can see Ola. Ola the ostrich. Shout out to Ola the ostrich.

[Matt Hepner]

All right, let's.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Let's watch paint.

[Top Lobster]

And people like Peter Thiel are trying to paint Christianity onto everything that's happening in Silicon Valley. And there's like this big church there and Silicon Valley has been historically like an anti religious place. There's been no religion in Silicon Valley.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right. Well, I mean, I think what's really interesting about Christian eschatology and like Ray Kurzweil, sort of Terence McInnis singularity predictions is you're looking at basically the same thing. Like the probably. You know, there's a reason all these people are like buying property in New Zealand and building like bunkers. That is interesting though.

[Top Lobster]

You know, know they know it's coming. But even if you're not a Book of Revelation reader, wouldn't. If you're just observing what's happening on planet Earth, wouldn't you be like, yeah, I should probably get a bunker and a food forest.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Sure, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I mean that, that's how like our parents and Grandparents lived anyway, they didn't call them preppers. They just said that's normal life.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, but it's the extent to which these deep underground military bases are being fleshed out. It's like there's entire cities. And of course that's kind of a natural progression for civilization too. Right, right. To go underground and expand even further. If we're going to go to faking gay space, then we might as well go subterranean. And of course, a lot of the. This. This subterranean area is cavernous, so a lot of it is already kind of wide expanses of empty space.

[Top Lobster]

Well, authority or dominion over space.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I wonder if has man been given any authority or dominion under the ground?

[Top Lobster]

The earth. The whole Earth. So yeah, Joshua made the sun stand still.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, that's.

[Top Lobster]

He probably made the sun stand still in the sky.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But it's still.

[Top Lobster]

We're told that the sun stands still anyway. That's weird. I don't.

[Matt Hepner]

You know, I don't stood still for like three days. Right.

[Top Lobster]

I can't remember. I think in my mind it's like 24 hours while they fought the Amalekites. I'm pretty sure who they were fighting. Like the sun stood still so that it wouldn't go to night and they could get away and they just like crushed them the whole time. All the time.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What do you think about Panera Bread's car Coffee whack.

[Top Lobster]

I don't even know the last time I had that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think it's all right.

[Matt Hepner]

Burnt.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, that's. Starbucks is burnt. That is disgusting.

[Top Lobster]

This guy is Danny Jones, Right?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's. I find him really unremarkable and I don't understand how.

[Top Lobster]

Well, Top always said that bad people that gave all the numbers. It's just the. The algorithm pushing. He just said that like if you leave YouTube on for a while, just let it run, sooner or later.

[Matt Hepner]

Friedman, Danny Jones has been doing this for seven years.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Has he? Okay, yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

So he's been. He just hasn't been in the circles at war in. But he's been doing his show. I don't know if it was pretty good conspiracy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know.

[Matt Hepner]

If you do a thing for a long time, you're gonna be good. You're gonna grow it, you're gonna get good at it. His production value is really good. I don't really know anything about him though, so I'm not gonna.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I like his. Like his boomers love Panera.

[Matt Hepner]

Nice set.

[Top Lobster]

Accurate.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

They put one in the village square. They know what's up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I Like, to go there.

[Top Lobster]

I'll get one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I get a hazelnut. Makes you feel like I'm doing something bad.

[Matt Hepner]

Get that nut.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That nut.

[Matt Hepner]

All right, let's play a little bit more mother horse size.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okie dokie.

[Top Lobster]

Was that the end of Danny Jo Jones?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's all you get, dude.

[Matt Hepner]

We just wanted your opinion.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Stop asking for more.

[Matt Hepner]

It's interesting, right? What do you think?

[Top Lobster]

Well, no, for one, there's. There wasn't any Christians in the Bay Area when I was a kid. I mean, I didn't know any. Yeah, but so that's weird if like all of a sudden now it's like a Christian thing. That's what I'm saying is like, I seen this move where it's like cool for the athletes to be Christians all of a sudden. It's cool for like movie people to be Christians. It's cool in politics. I've like, watched that transition. I'm like, huh, that's weird.

[Matt Hepner]

Weird. I think, I think what's going on there is a new Apostolic Reformation. That's like a movement going through that. You'll see a lot of big mega churches, Elevation, Gateway worship. Those. The ones that make the good music, they get like all the best musicians. They make the, the.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that's just one part of it. There's another hyper intellectual part of like Christianity.

[Matt Hepner]

This is how they get you in the door, though, and they make. They make the good music and then you go to the preaching and the preaching is like love and light.

[Top Lobster]

You.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, you know, and that's actually, we found out from Dr. Heather Lynn that that NAR stuff, the new Apostolic Reformation stuff, is actually influenced by like some old timey. What was it called? United Nations Group.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, that's right.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Some crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like that.

[Top Lobster]

But there's a ton of people that reject that, that know that that's not cool.

[Matt Hepner]

But people don't fight the people in Silicon Valley. That's the kind of stuff that they'd be embracing because that's more in line

[Top Lobster]

with the Silicon Valley. Christians are like.

[Matt Hepner]

Like, I would assume. Yes, because that's in line with a lot of New Age theology. It's just a step. It's Jesus plus but towards the New Age. So that's probably what's going on over there. A lot of, you know, girls with armpit hair and blue hair and like that.

[Top Lobster]

But there's a. But there's a wild dynamic happening now too, with like the. The Reformed movement is big, which is really like hyper intellectual and hates that form of Christianity. You're talking about. And then they hate them too. And it's like, I don't know, I feel like there's just been this very manipulative way of getting all of the Christians into all these different camps. And everybody's terrified to say, hey, I'm not in a camp, I'm not in any of the camps. It's like everybody feels like they have to get in one of the camps and once they get one of the camps, they have to trash the other ones and be super tribal and say my camp's right about everything. And they can't say, I don't know. They have to say, oh, our denomination believes this, this, this and this. If you don't, you're wrong. And it's just chaos. It's just, you know, so probably then what now Peter Thiel and like hyper intellectuals from Silicon Valley are Christians now too. You throw that in the mix now it's cool to be a Christian. You just have like this awful dynamic on the earth right now, you know what I'm saying? And people are just. But like the whole time there's a Bible, it's a strange, just go read your Bible.

[Matt Hepner]

It's a strange thing though, right, because you're constantly like, we have to spread the, the gospel to the ends of the earth.

[Top Lobster]

Which gospel?

[Matt Hepner]

Which, what type of gospel?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, is.

[Matt Hepner]

Should this be an open, a big open tent, Like a big tent where there's just a bunch of people in it or should it be closed off?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, I don't know that you get a little more. You can.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that's a God. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Because throughout the Bible, I don't think there was any kind of, kind of example of people shutting the doors to those who were either proclaiming Christianity, they were judged and, and you know, called out when they were doing.

[Matt Hepner]

Then you can't be like, so then you can't have both ways. You can't have this wide open circus and invite everybody in and then when somebody inside or, or next to the circus goes, hey, that guy's a.

[Top Lobster]

Well, you can't go to the truth. You're not going to get some big giant crowd. Stick to the truth. Like preach the gospel like the way it shows it in the Bible and only the real ones are going to gather to that anyway. You' not gonna have a problem having too many people.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, but, but if you preach a

[Top Lobster]

message that's very palatable to the flesh, then you're going to end up with too many people.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I do think there's probably something to that Idea, though, of trying to stop or stave off Revelation or repeatedly go back. Like, let's say you can't change where revolution revelation happens in the timeline. You can jump back and start over. And jump back and start over.

[Matt Hepner]

I'm not a fan of missionaries for that reason, because I'm like, missionaries are accelerating

[Top Lobster]

thing real quick and then don't, don't read it. Just put it up real quick and then we can get back to it. Sorry. So why are you against missionaries?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You asked for the Raven special at the food court. They gave me five hot dogs and called me a faggot. So they're actually giving it to you. That's good, guys. If you go and ask for the Raven special at your local Costco, we're still working it out with Sam's club, but it's my understanding it's in the process. But at Costco, at least they'll give you five hot dogs and call you.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. I'm really offended, though. So you don't like missionaries? What's going on top?

[Matt Hepner]

No, I mean, I. I do like missionaries. I like the people, but I don't like when they just lay there. No, I. I stinky stanky. No, no. I just feel like. Because it is. It's accelerating, right? Like. Like the end times can't come until everybody's heard the gospel of Jesus Christ. And it's like, oh, great. So you have that nice lady that came here and she's going to Africa to spread the gospel. And I'm like, yeah, maybe just chill out.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, we are called to spread the. The gospel to the corners of the earth. We' got to do some red heifer, you know, sanctify some tools as a form of acceleration. Well, it is.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. I got other. No, I think if the Lord calls you to missionary work, that's incredible to another nation.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, the problem is that's what we're doing, right? We're doing a show where the problems.

[Matt Hepner]

We're doing this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We're doing the same thing.

[Top Lobster]

Well, the problem is it's a lot harder to be a missionary in your own neighborhood.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like, every.

[Top Lobster]

It's like. It's like way harder.

[Matt Hepner]

Well, our.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Our neighborhood's the Internet. Every time somebody sends us an email and says, yo, I was. Was like, not about it, and now I'm walking with Christ or I'm trying to get to know God. We just accelerated end times prophecy, which is fun a little bit.

[Top Lobster]

I kind of like. I guess in the end, I think

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

the Jews don't Have a capital on accelerating end times property.

[Top Lobster]

You just roll with it. You just stay with the Lord. Whenever he wants to do it, he does it. Like, who cares? Who cares if they bring it about next week or next year, 100 years from now?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, you cares.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, I'm just not. I'm like, don't do it, though. Like, let's chill. This is okay here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right. The ad running. Another mother or size now.

[Matt Hepner]

The ad is running Matt.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

And I was screaming, too.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What?

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Then I was lying.

[Matt Hepner]

He's inside of the giant.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's over now. I just.

[Top Lobster]

It all up.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I. I jumped. I clicked the. The scrub.

[Matt Hepner]

You clicked the scrub? What do you mean?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And I don't know where it went. I clicked the scrubber.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

The marines.

[Matt Hepner]

All right, well, then.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Followed by a harrowing fear mountain keeping their guns trained on him.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, we were in hero Hirojima.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. Pull up other stuff that you guys watch.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, dude, the chat.

[Top Lobster]

I want to live in your world for a little.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The chat is asking over and over again for mother Horiz.

[Top Lobster]

We're talking about rotisserie chickens. All right, we could run it back.

[Matt Hepner]

We can just run it back.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

FJ Apostle says the more we beg for mother horse eyes, the less top is likely to comply. Oh, that's why they've been begging. They've been begging.

[Top Lobster]

They know he won't do it. That's.

[Matt Hepner]

The more we thank him, the less likely to comply.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Here, I'm gonna take this. Take this off the screen real quick so that we don't hear the audio, and I'll scrub and I'll find it.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, scrub that, daddy.

[Top Lobster]

What?

[Matt Hepner]

He's gonna scrub it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Scrub daddy. It's actually a great product. They don't really say as.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it is like, in the scrub, Mommy, because it's less abrasive. Yeah, we got those.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

There's a scrub, mommy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's less abrasive. Isn't that kind of funny?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Got a little face on just like us.

[Matt Hepner]

For real?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

Way less abrasive. Hold on a second.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Keep, keep. All right, now I need you guys to rip.

[Matt Hepner]

Riffing, baby.

[Top Lobster]

All right, Pull up some stuff from. That's, like, from your life on Twitter, because I really don't know what you guys do on any given day unless you get, like, a big fight and you send me stuff.

[Matt Hepner]

You want to say you haven't been

[Top Lobster]

sending me stuff lately.

[Matt Hepner]

You want to see memes?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, just, like, whatever you're into today or. Okay, this week, or.

[Matt Hepner]

We'll show you some memes.

[Top Lobster]

Do a recap of the the week.

[Matt Hepner]

Go ahead and check out the screen. So this is a meme. This is where I put my mom. If I had one good one, is Craig's mom.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, this is what you started posting or who's posting these?

[Matt Hepner]

David probably had a zero days without Craig's dead mom. Stinky.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What?

[Top Lobster]

See, this is what I'm saying. And these all NDS fans posting this stuff.

[Matt Hepner]

No, no, this is just David posting manically me memes. I assume that that's Craig's dead.

[Top Lobster]

So these people have no clue when they get in a fight with you guys. They have no clue what they're getting in.

[Matt Hepner]

They don't know my mom's dead. And then these people dancing go. She just laid there. It was stinky. It's like, I'm tired from your mom. These other people said, brutal. Oh, that was good. Top lobster.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Craig's dead mom.

[Matt Hepner]

With stinky fingers. Fingers.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Craig's mom.

[Top Lobster]

I like this.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, my God. This is my favorite one.

[Matt Hepner]

This is a good one. Go ahead and read it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It says, I'm just. I'm telling you, this thing will just lay there and take it. And he goes, it's stinky and it's Craig's dead mom.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God. Oh, no, I don't like. Oh, it's the best kind of witty and intelligent.

[Matt Hepner]

No, it's not witty at all.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think I got. I think I got our place. Now you can bring your mother horses back.

[Matt Hepner]

I'm glad that we've vamped.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Thank you, guys.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, wait, is it playing?

[Top Lobster]

You're right.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It'll start.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

He took a revolver from one of her.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, wait. We're going to go back a little bit.

[Matt Hepner]

You can send it to just Matt.

[Top Lobster]

Should we get a pizza or something?

[Matt Hepner]

No, I.

[Guest/Comedian]

No, no, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

It's Friday, man.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

No, some of it was black labby flesh. Guess it kind of looked like one.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, she's talking about the.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

It had hair.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It had hair.

[Matt Hepner]

Go ahead.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A little bit.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Pink and wet.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Pink and wet. That's right.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

So it was either get shot or

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

go into the moves. Into the.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

We're about here to just take the bullet in the head.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, now you already heard that. Yeah, we're like five minutes ahead of that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So we're like 30 seconds. I went in, went into the.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

And then laughter that was coming from deep inside.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's right.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

I pushed forward and the walls kind of gave way and found myself moving through this. I feel like I'm being digested by a pussy.

[Top Lobster]

Stop saying.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

I mean, I I. I never. I've just never seen that. It was unholy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Yeah, that's right. And it's made of different body parts.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Cheeks and hair.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Finger. Had they been made a part of that thing? I started to scream. Everything around me was screaming.

[Top Lobster]

Sancho's ordering us a pizza. Do it, Sancho.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't do that.

[Top Lobster]

Get the address.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's not Sancho. That's at Money.

[Top Lobster]

Don't do.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, okay.

[Top Lobster]

Sancho, don't do it. Absolutely.

[Matt Hepner]

Send us a curry. Pizza. Pizza.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

I felt hands and mouth all over my body.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

And they were tickling me.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Touching me all over.

[Guest/Comedian]

Who was?

[Narrator/Storyteller]

The people on the wall, screaming again.

[Top Lobster]

He liked it.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

I had to get out of there.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He was screaming and he was laughing

[Narrator/Storyteller]

and he was screaming again. I started pushing back towards the entrance. The hands were all over me. I felt something bite into my hip. A mouth was biting me.

[Matt Hepner]

Stop.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

I screamed at the sharp pain and moved away from it. I started to think that maybe I could get one of the mouths to bite through my ropes and then I would at least have my hands free. I struggled to turn around and move the ropes towards the mouth, but just when I got positioned, the mouth bit right into my finger instead. The pain was incredible. But I was giggling, just laughing and laughing. The mouth pulled the flesh from my finger like it was a chicken wing. Another mouth bit into my shoulder. I was chuckling away at this point. The hands were gray, grabbing me, pulling on me, pulling me apart, tearing my arms right out of their sockets. Fingers were digging in between my ribs. I was slathered in blood and screaming, screaming as the fingers dug into my eyes. Well, I guess at this point you're probably wondering how I, your interpreted narrator, managed to escape the bottomless pit. How I managed to survive to tell you this tale. I simply didn't. I never escaped the bottomless pit. I am the bottomless pit. Oh, and he came back. Man, a tree of life. The North Korea situation, 1980s, was.

[Matt Hepner]

We're moving on to the next subject.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Did you like that? Did you like how he was. He was devoured by the.

[Top Lobster]

No, the.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He was devoured by the teeth and the fingers and the mouths. And he was bitten and he was pulled apart.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't like it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. So you got the whole sequence of events, though. Effectively, he goes in because he's held at gunpoint.

[Matt Hepner]

What's interesting, he says he is the tree of life. Is that. That which.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That is interesting.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah. So there's a tree of life in the garden, and there's also a tree of good and knowledge of good news.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

There's a tree of life in heaven.

[Matt Hepner]

In heaven? In New Jerusalem, right? Oh, there is.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And it's under, like underground in a.

[Matt Hepner]

They do nail it even.

[Top Lobster]

Everybody heard you say.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nobody heard me say, you baby butthole. Come on, man.

[Matt Hepner]

Even in the burrows, it's interesting. They have like their Siri. It's kind of like their life alert program for the old.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's called Seraphim.

[Matt Hepner]

Seraphim. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

How cool is that, huh?

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, there's a lot of, like, really obscure points at like, some weird stuff going on in that show. They nail it, though. It's just funny that it takes place in the villages too.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Now you're all the way.

[Top Lobster]

The villages, dude. It's the burrow.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But it's.

[Matt Hepner]

It's interesting that they use the villages as the landscape.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's interesting because I.

[Top Lobster]

What do you mean, the villages? Like, does it show Spanish Springs? Does it show, like the golf cart bridges? Yeah, just it's act. They film it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, if you look it up, it's inspired by the villages in Florida actually filmed here.

[Top Lobster]

They make it look like it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, of course you would know if they.

[Matt Hepner]

The premise of it is that it. It's based on the villages.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. But it's not like they recreated Sumpter Landing Square or something.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They have squares. Yeah. They have golf carts.

[Top Lobster]

Where do I watch this show at?

[Matt Hepner]

It's on Netflix. You should watch it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I had one of the most impactful dreams that I ever had in my life. I. I went into. No, I was like 16.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, God, forget it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I fell into a hole in the ground. And in that hole in the ground was this gigantic tree. And the tree, like, I was like, oh, it's the Tree of Life. Like, I didn't know. I don't know at the time especially, I was only 16 years old, but I was like, oh, big, big tree. Tree of life. You know, like, that's what my thinking.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

There is a tree of life in an underground cave in this.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, I'm not going to be in the shot. You do. I don't care if I'm a her down, okay? I just want Top to yell at

[Matt Hepner]

me for not being in the shot.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You haven't been in the shot. I just started messing with your chair. Now you've done this the whole episode.

[Top Lobster]

While I'm listening to that, I have to lean back.

[Matt Hepner]

We should do a breakdown of that

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

show of the Burrows. I would love to. I'd have to re watch it, though, because I missed a lot of the burrows because I was calling Craig a.

[Matt Hepner]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That was actually my time stuff.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, let's go through that.

[Guest/Comedian]

What are you talking about?

[Matt Hepner]

Peter Thiel.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hitler stuff. People came here because this is mother horse eyes part.

[Top Lobster]

I know, but we just finished what we were gonna do watch today.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, no, we didn't.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, we're doing the next.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We did like six minutes.

[Top Lobster]

I'm down for whatever. All right, here we go.

[Matt Hepner]

Peter Thiel just moved to Argentina to escape what he's unleashing. Yeah, it is intriguing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He's going to have sex with Hitler's dead body because it stank.

[Top Lobster]

I know they say in Argentina there's just whole villages and stuff that speak German. There's this whole territories.

[Matt Hepner]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And they also have pictures of like Nazi memorabilia or regalia on their walls.

[Top Lobster]

Paranoid American. When he reads that shout out to Tomas. Dave Hunter.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hunt.

[Top Lobster]

He talks about how the Vatican helped get the Nazis to Argentina.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

More like Dave Kunt.

[Matt Hepner]

That was unnecessary. See, this is. What do you mean?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You said it was like. Like look at an example of something.

[Matt Hepner]

See, don't you see that that was unnecessary? Oh, not good. All right, all right, let's keep. Let's keep listening. We'll listen to what? Let's. One more story.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

One more story.

[Top Lobster]

I got time, man.

[Matt Hepner]

Maybe we could ask Maya some questions after this.

[Top Lobster]

Don't do it.

[Matt Hepner]

Let's turn this offense.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

An independent flesh stop and power.

[Top Lobster]

Don't talk to her like that.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

But within a contained incident zone and no metallic cylinders. We detected it via the cosmic ray information signature which was concentrated on a secure shielded facility outside the Wang prison camp. This was a huge underground facility which they had been constructing for over a decade. We anticipated that they would construct a portal level interface. And we were fully prepared to bomb it before it became uncontained.

[Top Lobster]

Where's he at now?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't touch that.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

What we didn't expect is that it would achieve level 7 cosmic transmission rates without all the other normal signs of full fledged portal. We considered bombing it anyway or using our Brilliant Pebbles kinetic orbital strike system. But instead we managed to get two agents into the facility to take a look at it. They achieved high level security clearance and found that the Koreans were using the flesh interface. Is this the one about the whales processing facility?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, I think so.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

This was quite.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's not Chuck.

[Matt Hepner]

Chuck? Chuck is not a member here.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Chuck hates us now.

[Matt Hepner]

And Chuck's not welcome.

[Top Lobster]

He was in the straight Bible chat earlier. He's always welcome.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Chuck. Not Chuck.

[Matt Hepner]

From Guam.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Said, I had this crazy dream the other day that Matt called me and Top started calling me a. And I woke up. It woke me up enough to go take a piss and I went back to sleep. And then I had a dream. Top was giving me a lap dance while Raven chugged hot dogs in the corner.

[Top Lobster]

That wasn't a dream, Daddy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's not Chuck. You're a liar. Fake Chuck from Guam. Chuck from Guam doesn't love us anymore.

[Matt Hepner]

Nancy, kick that person out.

[Top Lobster]

Kick that person out for impersonating guys.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dude, Chuck doesn't love us.

[Matt Hepner]

He's ready to shoot.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You really want me to do it so bad? Be careful.

[Top Lobster]

What do you think she does during the shows like this?

[Matt Hepner]

She make a chopstick?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She do a ching chong?

[Top Lobster]

No, but is she, like, on a couch? Is she at, like, her dinner table?

[Matt Hepner]

I think she sits on the floor. I don't think she has any furniture.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She plays ping pong. Think about that with nunchucks.

[Top Lobster]

She has like a TV that's like on a. Not like a cardboard box, but just like, maybe something.

[Matt Hepner]

Everything's on the floor. There might be some.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't own a tower vision.

[Matt Hepner]

Crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Really?

[Narrator/Storyteller]

Really?

[Top Lobster]

I have a laptop.

[Matt Hepner]

That's it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I cook a dog.

[Top Lobster]

What else in your house, though, is there, like, couches and chairs and beds and stuff? Like a normal house?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just oriental rugs and a table that's only like, ankle. What size is your bed? Queen.

[Matt Hepner]

Why?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why?

[Matt Hepner]

It's just you. It's just you clean bed. I move.

[Top Lobster]

I move around a lot. Lot.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, oh, because you're astral projecting.

[Matt Hepner]

And what type of couch do you have a secondhand couch?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, that's not the question.

[Matt Hepner]

Like, do you want this black house?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah. There is this black sectional out here. You want this?

[Top Lobster]

Wait, Nancy, what do you mean?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What kind? Are there names for couches? Yeah, big couch.

[Top Lobster]

It was just to see if you really had a couch. It was a. Just a question to find out if you really had one, to see how you'd answer.

[Matt Hepner]

It is just Chuck.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Look.

[Matt Hepner]

Chuck H. Pledge, $5. This a Chuck. He's a Johnny come lately.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, don't say that.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't think back in our good graces.

[Top Lobster]

Do you have those Asian wall things that like. Oh, but they can. Like separate rooms? A little bit. Yeah. Do you have those with the pictures of cranes?

[Matt Hepner]

You can see people giving massages and jobs on either side.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Side.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, don't say that.

[Matt Hepner]

What?

[Top Lobster]

So you do have those?

[Matt Hepner]

I. I used to have one. Crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Do you do nails on the side?

[Top Lobster]

What do you mean on the side? That's her full time job.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What was that, Nancy?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, we got money.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, that was. Oh no, that's just Nancy.

[Matt Hepner]

Japanese people talk ABOUT whales SYSTEM Our

[Narrator/Storyteller]

curiosity was truly painful. Clearly the NORCs knew something we didn't. Unfortunately our agents weren't able to access the enormous mainframe chamber which actually housed the interface. All they knew was that it was in a huge chamber full of temperature regulated water. We instructed them to breach the chamber and get a look at it, then send us the data by satellite. We knew full well that it would probably cost them their lives, but we pumped them up with a lot of do it for the planet rhetoric. So one night they put on and went into the chamber. It was basically like a huge lake contained within a massive darkened steel box. Imagine a flooded warehouse with endless rows of dim ceiling lights shining down on rippling black water. They jumped into the water pretty quickly. They picked up on some pretty interesting audio signals with varying frequencies, a kind of squeaking, mewling sound. They recognized the sound for what it was right away but had a hard time believing it. Whale songs.

[Top Lobster]

Whale songs.

[Narrator/Storyteller]

The chamber contains several adult humpback whales. How do I explain mother?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What is she some whale? Don't worry about that. I mean, I don't know. Is there anything to explain that they had whales inside their big steel cylinder and they were using the frequencies from the whales to. Which is interesting if you go back and think about the movie weapons and there was all this subliminal in the background about frequency and about witchcraft and about something else. Oh, parasites. Which, you know, all of that is like. Oh yeah, hell yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But when it came to the frequencies, they had images of whales and. Yeah, so whatever's going on with these giant steel cylinders that seem to arrive wherever there's a flesh interface. They had whales inside the cylinder and they were using him the frequency to somehow. It's like a data collecting or, or a data generating. Oh yeah, look at this. Look at this thing chugging the milk of its mom.

[Top Lobster]

Well, it was like Top was saying the other day he liked the idea that killer whales go across planet earth to find a spouse to mate with that's as different from them genetically as possible.

[Matt Hepner]

I've never said that.

[Top Lobster]

Instead of just trying to have like.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Look at the way she blasted into his mouth from her what is undoubtedly her cloaca. She fires.

[Top Lobster]

Everybody knows that they.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, look at this. Sucking the milk out of this.

[Top Lobster]

Comes out from all different spots. Like some of it comes out next yeah, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You don't know about whales.

[Top Lobster]

Some of it comes out next to the.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Look at the way it's just chugging it. Chugging that. Chug it. Chugging. Chug it. Chug it real good.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, drink that. I don't think that blue whale frequency is just dangerous for humans. I think they mess up orcas and stuff too.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, you would think that, bro. Yeah, look at the chugging. Chugging. Chugging it. Chugging it. Chugging that whale. You don't know about whale milk.

[Top Lobster]

That's not real, dude.

[Matt Hepner]

And that's your problem, man.

[Top Lobster]

I could get whale milk. I would definitely know.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

There's tons of nutrients in that whale milk. Chugging ass.

[Matt Hepner]

We will listen to. I think we listen to maybe 20 minutes of maybe.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think so. Last time we did an hour. I'm old, mother horse. Eyes out.

[Matt Hepner]

Whoa, look at this.

[Top Lobster]

I knew it.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm ready to go.

[Top Lobster]

You're the one, like, giving up on it, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, wussy. Look at this.

[Safeway/Albertsons Announcer]

Showing us.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, that's cheese right? Coming out the. The whale.

[Matt Hepner]

Usy.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Would you. Oh, wood. You gotta go up that thing stank.

[Matt Hepner]

Gotta tickle that thing.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Stick your nose in it. Pinch it. Get that cheddar out.

[Top Lobster]

No way.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Get that cheddar.

[Top Lobster]

That's literally spray cheese, dude. Like, that one came out yellow. Yeah, I knew this was. Yeah.

[Matt Hepner]

What is that?

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, suck a fish off dot com. Don't forget, use promo code. Suck a fish for 10 off.

[Matt Hepner]

Nothing.

[Top Lobster]

Nothing.

[Matt Hepner]

There's no products.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, we kind of actually haven't had any stock in a long time. Turns out that if you sit on dead fish for too long, they stink. They stink like. Like Craig.

[Matt Hepner]

Craig's mom's. Written in the. The book.

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

In the pages.

[Matt Hepner]

They forget

[David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

when the last trumpet sound and the heaven.