Mr P***y Turn Red | Neph 2 America

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad – "Mr P***y Turn Red | Neph 2 America"

Podcast: Nephilim Death Squad [TopLobsta Productions]
Episode: "Mr P***y Turn Red | Neph 2 America"
Date: March 29, 2026
Hosts: David L Corbo ("the Raven", Father of Disinformation), TopLobsta
Occasional Guest Appearances/Producer: Nancy

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Episode Overview

This episode of Nephilim Death Squad, featuring hosts David L Corbo and TopLobsta, is a classic blend of edgy Christian comedy, conspiracy commentary, and end-times geopolitics, exploring how current world events—including escalating conflict in the Middle East, prophetic UFO events, spiritual warfare, and messianic fever in Israel—may tie into biblical prophecy and supernatural deception. With signature irreverence, the hosts riff on viral videos, discuss orb phenomena, muse on the convergence of disclosure and apocalypse, and offer unscripted, darkly comedic commentary on everything from Donald Trump’s disclosure antics to eschatological milestones.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Culture, Comedy & Conspiracy: Setting the Tone

• Start of Show - Patreon & Merch (02:33–04:00)
  • Encouragement for listeners to join Patreon for premium content.
  • Humorous banter about TopLobsta’s beard, mustache, and the team’s 3D-printed Nephilim “guy.”
  • Running in-jokes about the supporting cast, particularly producer/character Nancy.
  • David rebrands himself as more “thoughtful” after shaving his beard:

    “I changed Over a new leaf last night. Rather than fighting witches, I am trying to thoughtfully engage in dialogue with them.” [07:34–08:00]

• Recurring theme: The blend of serious biblical lens with trolling, dark humor, and an anti-PC, anti-establishment tone.

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2. Orbs, Meteors, and the Signs in the Heavens

• Orb Phenomena & UAP Disclosure (05:25–11:13)
  • Discussion of recent viral "orbs" seen over Texas, Ohio, California, Turkey.
  • Video reviews of supposed “meteorbs” (meteors/orbs), “lights in the sky,” and speculation on government disclosure.
  • Satirical comments on figures in the disclosure scene, especially Jeremy Corbell (“He’s a bitch. Yeah, I don’t like his wife. … He a fat gay.” [11:41–11:51]).
  • Connection between sky phenomena, biblical angel/demon lore, and “season of disclosure.”
  • Running joke: referring to meteor sightings as “meteorbs,” comparing orbs to “Ryan Bledsoe’s tits.”
  • Skepticism and humor around “angelic beings” as UFOs, and firmament cosmology:

    “They are angelic beings, or as some want to say, UFOs, but we live under a firmament. Okay, so no debris is. No debris is not falling from outer space.” [41:19–41:34]

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3. Middle East Geopolitics, Prophecy, and the Coming Moshiach

• Current Events: Israel, Iran, Wars & Rumors of War (20:23–27:50, 33:02–41:14)
  • Detailed breakdown of Israel’s attack on Iran’s South Pars Gas Field and energy/geopolitical implications.
  • The hosts connect these headlines to Bible prophecy (Revelation 6:4)—the "red horse" and the year of the "fire horse":

    “Then another horse, Fiery Red, went out and its rider was allowed to take the piece from the Earth…” [22:05]

  • Speculation on artificial fulfillment or “manufacturing” of prophecy by world actors (esp. Israel).
  • Humor and dark jokes about Netanyahu possibly being replaced by a “hologram Tupac,” and the moshiach being announced “like a WWE reveal” (29:05–30:05).
• Prophetic Timelines: Chris Bledsoe Prophecy Supercut (15:02–19:29)
  • Hosts play a montage of Chris Bledsoe predicting major orb activity, correlating with conflict between Israel and Iran, around April/Easter 2026.
  • Deep dive into the validity, spectacle, and Christian critique of such “prophetic” narratives:

    “I'm excited because… when I was a young man, I used to really hope for a day when… we'd be inundated with greasy creatures that it was open season on.” – Corbo [20:22]

  • Discussion of conspiracy community figures (e.g., Timothy Alberino) and their potential roles in coming mass events, as “Indiana Jones” types.
• Messianic Hype & Satire (29:05–34:39, 68:07–68:39)
  • Anticipation and mockery of supposed imminent announcement of a Jewish messiah (“moshiach”), and debates over timelines and calendar confusion.
  • Amused skepticism toward Messianic Judaism, Zionism, religious holidays, and internet rumors.
  • Cracks about “rebuilding the third studio with the ashes of the Jews” [joking sacrilege, 33:04] and end-times anxiety.

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4. UFO/UAP Disclosure and Trump’s Role

• Trump, Disclosure, Alien.gov/Aliens.gov (11:13–14:32, 38:38–51:38)
  • Tweets and videos suggesting President Trump could unilaterally disclose all government UFO knowledge.
  • Notable Quote:

    “According to President Trump, he can declassify anything just by thinking about it. There is nothing stopping him from going today on front of a camera…” [12:51]

  • The U.S. government registering “alien.gov” and “aliens.gov” stokes further speculation and meme fodder.

    “Guys, help us crowdsource aliens.com. and what we’ll do is we’ll fill it with information about fallen angels, demonic entities, the nephilim hybrids, all that stuff…” [12:16]

  • Hosts muse on the “edging” nature of constant UFO/alien/political disclosure promises:

    “It’s really just a constant edging, which has always been the case. Right, But I think we’re edging real hard. I think they’re gonna let us bust this time.” [14:32]

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5. Viral/Viewer Content: Messages from Mom & Social Meltdown

• Messages from Mom Segment (71:13–119:05)
  • The hosts review a series of strange or low-quality viral videos forwarded by TopLobsta’s mother, mocking the randomness and algorithmic chaos of social media feeds.
  • Highlights:
    • Chinese and black American TikTokers talk about Jews, welfare, and conspiracy fever (“Cut off my whole dick. Make me a Jew. I want to be that superior people in United States…” [73:21])
    • “The veil is broken. We are living in the Age of Aquarius. But it’s not what she told me. No, we’re not.” [76:27]
    • Absolute exasperation at cringe “woke” Trump jokes and social media schizo-content (“That was gay. … This show is raw, dude. It’s raw and it’s real. Could be bad.” [117:00–117:50])
    • Running commentary on algorithmic doomscrolling and generational confusion.
  • Humorous requests for listeners to send in fan mail, blood vials, fog machines, etc. for future episodes.

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6. Cultural Satire: Race, Identity, and Internet Absurdity

• Throughout, the hosts riff on “Florida Man” memes, black/white cultural crossover, social media identity performance (e.g. “giga n*gga” discourse), and how prophetic/alien narratives have permeated every demographic and algorithmic feedback loop.
• Race and identity humor remains sharp, provocative, and self-aware—skewering both traditional and “woke” perspectives.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On manufactured prophecy and disclosure fatigue:

  “If they’re really going to frame this as a holy war, that brings about, you know, their coming moshiach and all this other… They’ve been making efforts to frame this… you know, their coming moshiach. … I don’t know if it’s prophecy or if they’re just making it, but then again, you know, manufacturing prophecy is something that they seem to like to do.” [26:10, 41:14]

• On UFOs and “angelic” orbs:

  “These are not meteors. These are orbs… They are angelic beings…” [41:19] “I can never trust black people.” [42:41] (sarcastic reference to viral video credibility, typical show edge)

• Dark satire on apocalypse and disclosure:

  “I’m just looking forward to the potential to, to kill a chimeric monstrosity. … just like Albarino says… I think we might get lucky. We might get some obvious bad guys.” [52:00–52:27]

• Banter on “Messages from Mom,” doomscrolling, and generational propaganda:

  “The algorithm has determined that it is time for them [Boomers] to go.” [74:39] “My mom’s like, doomscrolling for quite a while.” [74:37]

• On the cyclical nature of world crisis/diversion:

  “How quickly did we forget about the planes just crashing? … Felt a lot like Leave the World Behind.” [65:02–65:13]

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Key Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment / Highlight | |-------------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:33–05:01 | Opening banter, Patreon, 3D-printed Nephilim, “molestator” jokes | | 05:20–11:13 | “Orb” mania, meteors, orbs & viral sky phenomena, UAP disclosure | | 15:02–19:29 | Chris Bledsoe’s 2026 prophecies, prophetic montages | | 20:23–27:50 | Israel/Iran bombardment, Bible prophecy, fire horse & red horse themes | | 29:05–34:39 | Anticipation of the moshiach, Netanyahu’s fate, holidays, satire | | 38:38–51:38 | Trump, “disclosure,” new .gov domains, “just by thinking about it” meme | | 52:00–57:00 | Killing chimeras, mass animal die-offs, nostalgia for old conspiracy lore | | 71:13–119:05| “Messages from Mom” viral video segment, generational propaganda, influencer exasperation | | 72:23–74:00 | Rant on Boomer doomscrolling & generational algorithmic addiction | | 117:00–117:50 | Exasperation at anti-Trump joke, “That was gay… this show is raw and real… could be a bad show” |

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Episode Tone & Structure

Language/Tone:

• Sharp, irreverent, darkly comedic, unfiltered, anti-establishment, blending Christian faith with outrageous edgelord humor.
• Segments are loose, conversational, and heavily reliant on viral internet artifacts, memes, and improvisational riffing.

Audience Interaction:

• Engaged live chat/community (Nancy, “Q,” etc)
• Occasional fake news breaks, snarky call-outs, interactive requests for gifts/fanmail

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Summary for New Listeners

If you haven’t tuned into Nephilim Death Squad before, this episode typifies their brand: an uncensored, comedy-conspiracy debrief on the apocalyptic headlines of the day. From bizarre “orb” events and “disclosure” theater to the potential unveiling of a messianic figure in Israel and (possibly) manufactured prophecy, the hosts skewer everything and everyone—including themselves—in a freewheeling, irrepressibly un-PC style. The latter half’s "Messages from Mom" segment lampoons the generational confusion and algorithmic whiplash of internet doomscrolling, while weaving back into classic Christian end-times anxieties, all riding a wave of pitch-black, anti-institutional mirth.

Listeners should be prepared for satirical sacrilege, countercultural commentary, and rapid-fire, unscripted swing between spiritual seriousness and raw absurdity.

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Notable Soundbite:

“We’re not showing you this stuff on the show to be doomers at all. … If this is making you sad, you might want to consider looking elsewhere because that is not the message that I’m trying to convey. … Might want to consider growing up… stop being a testicles.” [65:16]

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Stay curious. Stay dangerous.

Transcript

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[D]

of a live studio audience.

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Viewer discretion is advised.

[D]

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. To another episode of Nephew America, your cultural commentary for the end of days. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven that is the father of disinformation. And before we get into today's show, patreon.com/now/nephilim death Squad. Go there, sign up, give us money, we'll give you something in exchange. A lot of content. Yeah, you like content. You want more of it? Well, that's the place to get.

[C]

Hey, you want to see a guy dress like a girl with girl hair? Talk about

[D]

actually, that's a great episode. If you get on there and you, you want, you know, something cool to listen to. Go and check out that. I think he's gonna be sad when

[C]

we tell him that we're never gonna release it.

[D]

Oh, yeah, I don't think we're gonna release this episode, but you can go and check it out with Seth kick later on patreon.com forward/nephilimdesquad. It's actually a fantastic episode, and you'll get ad free listening experiences, unedited versions, first dibs on tickets to Bohemian Grow, when they drop, when it happens, when it goes down, when it blappens, when we get a venue, and also discount codes off of merchandise from top lobster dot com.

[C]

Amen.

[D]

Show it.

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Okay.

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Pull it up.

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There it is.

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Soon It'll have maybe 3D printed objects.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

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For your enjoyment.

[C]

It's honestly a lot of work, and I don't even feel like telling them about which ones they can buy. Yeah, they can figure it out.

[D]

Yeah, I. I like this guy down here, the little. Little Nephilim guy. Rejoin with Nancy. Oh, yeah. Nancy, say hi. Hi.

[C]

That's enough. No.

[D]

Hey, we were gonna be here sooner, but Nancy was bathing.

[C]

Did you decide to just go full mustache today?

[D]

Yeah. What was that? Like, my beard just doesn't beard well. It gets, like, real scraggly and nasty. Yeah, I know black people here. Are you black?

[C]

Are you black? You guys like my lobster? They like it.

[D]

They do like the lobster in the cup. Of course they do. It's wonderful. And so I. I decided, you know what, man? No more. I do grow a good mustache, but I don't grow a good beard. And so I. I got rid of it.

[C]

Who had a good mustache? Someone had one recently.

[D]

So Brandon McGuire had a fantastic mustache.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

And I recognized that. This look right here is actually. I would say I it if it wasn't for the fact that I have done this before. But Ben is the menace.

[C]

He pulled. He doesn't pull it off.

[D]

Well, he pulls it off in a way.

[C]

He does it.

[D]

He seems like he's going to molest you.

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He be doing it.

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I mean, maybe I look like a molestator. Like it is.

[C]

Damn, Nancy.

[D]

That was fast.

[C]

That wasn't real. I know. She usually. It usually takes her six minutes to answer.

[D]

You say, hey, Nancy, say hi, and you got to count to 30. But I say I look like a molestator, and she hits it immediately.

[C]

She's like, that's exactly what I've been thinking the entire time. Whatever, man. What the Is this show about today? What do we. Because there is a lot going on.

[D]

Yeah, well, actually.

[C]

Wait. Isn't today the day the Jews are supposed to get their moshiach?

[D]

Is that today? Is that it?

[C]

That's today?

[D]

I've actually not been paying much attention. I know that the thing was Kind of about orbs. And I'm not talking about Ryan Bledsoe's breasts. I'm talking about lights in the sky.

[C]

There's a lot of orbs. You believe them? I mean, there's people posting now. Yeah. But they're just pictures of planes, too. So I'm kind of like, all right, what are we doing?

[D]

I don't know. I mean, I. I guess we've got some of that in the NDS team production room. We have some of it I want to show because I kept trying to talk about it yesterday and we barely brought it up, but this is actually a couple of days ago. Oh, I'm not even in the production room. I can't share. Oh, I am. I am. My mistake. So a couple of days ago. This is March 17th. I'm sure if we look now, we could find more instances of. I don't know if we call these orbs or if we would call them more. So meteors. Meteors in the sky.

[C]

Meteorbs.

[D]

Meteorbs. That's Ryan Bledsoe's tits. He got some meteorbs.

[C]

He's never coming on the show now. Not after that. We got a green one.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

We got a yellow one.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

We got a white one.

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Yep.

[C]

We got one in a blue sky.

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And we talked about this on the last episode or so.

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This.

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Texas, Ohio, California and Turkey. Since then, we've had more, I think

[C]

at least six verified.

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Six verified. Well, I don't even know. I mean, I feel like by today, by this morning, we probably have a lot more than that. I was skimming through in preparation for this show, and I kept getting distracted and ended up not preparing whatsoever. But I'm sure if you just go through the timeline briefly, you'll find a gang of them. Let me see real quick. Well, we have another thing here. This is. I. I think it's going to be. And I kind of feel bad. It's almost beating a dead horse. But we are in this season of disclosure, and so all these things keep coming up. We have something else here from. I'm not sure who this guy is. Matthew Brown seems to be a big deal in the big gay government disclosure arena.

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These people are hard to keep track of because they constantly pop up and

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they're all inorganic, cycle in and out. I don't know.

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Yeah, they come up. They're like, I've got 100,000 followers. I was like, you just joined?

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Yeah.

[C]

You just joined.

[D]

How did you. I mean, I guess maybe I'm just not looking too closely at it. I changed Over a new leaf last night. Rather than fighting witches, I am trying to thoughtfully engage in dialogue with them.

[C]

Did you do that before or after you got the mustache? Oh, I think you might have trimmed your mustache, looked in the mirror and

[D]

said, I'm a reasonable man.

[C]

What did you look like yesterday? I don't know.

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But today I look like a more reasonable man. Maybe that's it. Less of a barbarian who's ready to kill. Because I did say it was open season on witches and stuff.

[C]

You did? It was. Yeah.

[D]

Was.

[C]

No change in your mind?

[D]

And then now I'm. I'm just. Well, you know what it was? I wanted something for posterity. So what I did was I made a tweet and I said, if you believe that aliens are a demonic deception, I want to follow you.

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Yeah.

[D]

And I got a lot of followers, a lot of fun people having conversations in the. In the comments. But of course, it begat some Gnostics, some New age practitioners, some witches, you name it.

[C]

Here's David yesterday.

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Yeah.

[C]

And here's David today.

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Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, it's a bit. I get it.

[D]

Is it more reasonable? That guy looks nice. Feels like a nice guy.

[C]

He looks nice, but he wasn't nice. You needed to shave.

[D]

And not.

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Not, like, because you needed to shave. You needed a change. Yeah, you were a real asshole.

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I was looking at the man in the mirror.

[C]

What'd he tell you?

[D]

I was asking him to shave his face. So, you know, we. I made this post and a lot of these characters came out, and so what I. What I started to do is instead of fighting with them, I started to have thoughtful conversations. And what I wanted to really prove is that I know your. I don't know it as deeply as you. I haven't just studied the old text because I can't read. You know, I haven't been in. In the circles with all the Gnostics drinking the Seed or all of those things. I haven't gotten that far.

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Remember those guys? Yeah.

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Shout out to the Box Saga boys.

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Are they around?

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I looked and we literally killed them. No, there's no way they're done.

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B, O, C, K. Right.

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Well, it's just a wild move to show up on the Internet, on Twitter,

[C]

and they're like, hey, you gotta drink our seed.

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Y' all ever tried drinking? Come your own.

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Come, let's see. And latest Box Saga. Nothing. Somebody just wrote box saga question mark. Oh, old world, Florida.

[D]

Oh, you think he's drinking? Come.

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No, no, he's asking about it, but yeah. No, no one's doing this anymore.

[D]

Yeah, because we made fun of them so badly, which is like, you know, really low hanging fruit.

[C]

It's just being used as a joke.

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It's like maps minor attracted persons. Like you can't just enter the, you know, the, the town square and say, hey, maybe we should.

[C]

These kids maybe should all suck each other's dicks.

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Well, that's. You can't.

[C]

Like shoulders. They're like, no, no, not each other.

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That's gay.

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Just yourself.

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Suck your own because you gotta get

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a thousand of you.

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You lose a lot of information when you ejaculate.

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That is true.

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And so if you wallow it, you retain it.

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Might have been true. Like really thinking about it now.

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Yeah, I ain't drinking that.

[C]

But I mean like. Yeah, you think about like data going out, data coming in.

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Right. That kind of.

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Maybe we should.

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Maybe we were hasty.

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Maybe we were too harsh.

[D]

Were we too harsh on the box saga, guys?

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I don't know, but Timothy Alvarino seems like a box saga.

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He does seem like a box saga. He's be bak.

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That's why he's so verbose. Yeah.

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That's why he's so filled with information.

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I don't want to talk about him anymore.

[D]

Yeah. Dude, stop that. So this guy here, this comes from interstellar UAP on. On X. It says President Trump can disclose everything he knows about UFOs and aliens. This comes from Matthew Brown, whoever this guy is. Quote, there's nothing stopping Donald Trump from standing up on a podium and disclosing everything he knows from his two terms about the UFO subject to the public. Trump's already directing agencies to release more UAP files. And I know that we just saw yesterday or the day before that somebody secured the alien.gov website.

[C]

Well, the government did.

[D]

Right. Because that's the only peoples that can have.gov, right?

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I think so. I would have.

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I'm going to go ahead and say it.

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Did anybody buy aliens.com? somebody's got to have that.

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Oh, I'm very sure that's a great domain name.

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Yeah.

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I mean, there's really nothing better than that.

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Well, what goes. What does it go to? Nothing. Really nothing.

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I like that. If you type in whitenigga.com, it goes to Sam Tripoli.

[C]

That's a smart alien.com. okay, so alien goes to 20th Century Studios.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

[C]

That does make sense. But nobody has aliens dot com. Somebody get on that.

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We should get it. We should get it right now.

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It's probably a billion dollars. Oh, yeah, Aliens Dot com.

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Guys, help us crowdsource aliens.com. and what we'll do is we'll fill it with information about fallen angels, demonic entities, the nephilim hybrids, all that stuff so that when you go looking for aliens, you find

[C]

Nancy. Buy it for us right now. Thank you.

[D]

Take it out of this week's pay.

[C]

Got it.

[D]

Perfect.

[C]

So, yeah, Donald Trump is all over this, I guess. I don't know what the hell.

[D]

Well, let's watch this video. Let's see what these people have to say. Looks like Jeremy Corbell. How do you feel about Jeremy Corbell, by the way?

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He's a bitch. Yeah, I don't like his wife.

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I don't know what it is. I don't trust him. He a fat gay.

[C]

According to President Trump, he can declassify anything just by thinking about it. There is nothing stopping him from going today on front of a camera and sharing everything he has been officially informed in his two terms as President of the United States of America.

[A]

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[C]

There is no procedure that needs to be followed other than what we decide is appropriate. According to President Trump, he can declassify anything.

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Oh, that's it. Oh, that was it. I should have never read that.

[C]

It was just the tweet.

[D]

I should have never read that. I hate when do that.

[C]

Yeah, hey, I'm gonna read that. I'm gonna write the tweet to you and then you watch it. Yeah. Wispy dude say it's like, yeah, yeah, we know, we know he can do that.

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Every day, Constantly. Yeah. Another step closer to some sort of, I don't know, something that. That sounds like disclosure. It's really just a constant edging, which has always been the case. Right, But I think we're edging real hard. I think they're gonna let us bust this time.

[C]

You think so?

[D]

Yeah, I think so.

[C]

Well, there are predictions that are coming. I mean, I wanted to play this on the show because it was. It was a good compilation of. Of Chris Bledsoe actually splurging out, nailing the prophecy.

[D]

Oh, okay. Oh, this is back in the day too.

[C]

Yeah, but they. They super cut this with him. There's Tucker Carlson. There is. What's the guy? Jeremy. Whatever. He's the Fed.

[D]

Ryan Slate.

[C]

No, no, no. He's the Scientologist. Okay, I repeat myself.

[D]

Is there an echo chat?

[C]

Is it real

[D]

or is Nancy being deceptive? Guys, let us know before we continue. You do be lying, though, Nancy. I just don't know how to trust you. Okay. All right. All right.

[C]

Well, I'm gonna send it to you, David.

[D]

Nancy, are you fed up with my. With my antics? I am. Unbelievable.

[C]

David, you played on your end.

[D]

I'm willing to compromise with Nancy and I'm willing to offer up one. All right. A singular can of Fancy Feast. Call it amends, Nancy. Call it amends. What do you say? No. All right. Damn, she drives a hard bargain, ladies and gentlemen.

[C]

All right, well, you play.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

There we go. David has set up.

[D]

Yeah. Put this in writing to the Pentagon in 2012.

[C]

When I told this 2012, one thing she told me was when you see Iran and Israel exchanging missiles. And I saw it, the way she tells me is a vision of. I see it like a living picture screen. I can see the rockets flying.

[D]

Then all what a old man, by the way, a living pictures screen.

[C]

You mean an old video?

[D]

It's an older video. I mean, I don't know how old it is. It might be like 2016.

[C]

Yeah, that's 10 years. He was old then.

[D]

I wasn't yesterday. I don't now. It sounds gay. And then JR says, crazy ass echo. But he's a liar.

[C]

He's a liar.

[D]

You son of a. It sounds gay because it's still echoing.

[C]

Oh, no, it was.

[D]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, okay.

[C]

All right, we'll play it now. Sudden orbs appeared out of the ocean and everywhere, Right? And I told the government, that's if you. If this happens, the orb's going to appear and wake people up and stop it. That's what she told me. April 2026.

[D]

Yeah. And okay, you know, you've put yourself in it there, Chris.

[A]

It's going to be crisp.

[D]

LEDs Low says April 2026 is when it all happens.

[C]

But I can tell you this. When I told this to the government about 2026, I just repeated what she told me. They immediately put remote viewers on, and all of a sudden all the room met viewers are saying, oh, my God, 2026, 2027. Something is going to happen. 2026, Easter. What will happen? The star will. The alignment. She told me about that. The star of Regulus would be on the horizon in front of the Sphinx at that moment. There'd be a new knowledge. Well, I had no idea if this was even possible. You know that these astronomers run up to the machines and it comes out, that star is going to come up on the Horizon in Easter 2026.

[D]

Easter 2026.

[C]

I gave him the specific time, and it was with Robert Grant that I told him about this alignment and all. And he's like, oh, my God, he's been looking for this ruby. This little ruby. You have to find and place it.

[D]

Indiana Jones, man. I. You know what this is? It's making me think a lot. And I was thinking about this yesterday. We got to finish it because it's.

[C]

It's actually gets pretty.

[D]

Okay, all right.

[C]

Pretty cool at the end.

[D]

I mean, let her rip in one kind of.

[C]

Yeah, one super cut.

[D]

Yeah. Which is like, makes the show unnecessary

[C]

kind of event that he knows we're wrapping up in 2026. I said, Robert, it's not a roof. He is the star of radio. So he looks at. He said, oh, my God, that's the King Stone.

[D]

So Indiana Jones. I mean, Timothy Alberino. Erect, erect, erect.

[C]

I understand how he falls into this trap now.

[D]

I get it.

[C]

You get it, right?

[D]

I also get the. The part he's supposed to play. He's supposed to be nostalgic when we see, you know, him on the world stage dressed as Indiana Jones and we. And we have that subtle subliminal connection to Indy in our heads that is

[C]

a very strong possibility. On the world stage, Timothy Albarino standing next to the President, going, well, I did tell. Yeah, there is a group of podcasters that I was telling this and it fell upon death ears. And now look at me. And he's standing next to his new wife.

[D]

Pearls before swine, Mr. President.

[C]

Wife. And. And we'll just be like, you're still wrong. Like, I don't give a. If there's aliens there. I don't care if you're vindicated and proven correct. You're still wrong.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

In my eyes.

[D]

I'm excited, man. Is it sad?

[C]

Like, there's nothing you can do to be right at this point?

[D]

No, there's nothing you can do to be right.

[C]

Even if all this shit plays out the way you're saying it, we're still going to be like, you're gay. You gay, though.

[D]

You gay, though.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm excited because.

[C]

Okay. But no.

[D]

When I was a young man, I used to really hope for a day when. When we'd be inundated with greasy creatures that it was open season on.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, it's not going to be open season on them. We've just spent the last.

[D]

Kill him.

[C]

No, stupid. We spent the last 20 years doing race laws. What do you think all the diversity is about?

[D]

Aliens.

[C]

Is niggas alien? Yeah. Nephilim. That's the new N word. You can't say that. We're not going to be allowed to discriminate against. As a matter of fact, they'll probably be very harsh consequences for doing so.

[D]

Anti Semitism laws, speech laws, hate crime laws.

[C]

Yes. Yeah. Foreigners. We're not going to be able to kill Q. That's interesting. All right, well, let's. I want to finish this video.

[D]

Oh, I gotta unpause it. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

On you, boy. What's gonna happen? I don't know, but I think it's possible that's the. That's the return of Christ. Yeah.

[D]

So my thing, though is if. If you're thinking this is going to be the return of Christ, wouldn't you be like, all right, but the Antichrist has to happen before that, right?

[C]

Oh, well, I got something for you.

[D]

I got something for your ass.

[C]

All right. I got something for your ass.

[D]

Coming up, President United States today said on camera we're thinking about using nukes against Iran. He said we could eliminate Iran, make it uninhabitable forever. In an hour. We could take it out by this afternoon.

[C]

In fact, within an hour, they literally

[D]

would never be able to build that country back. We have weapons that can do that. Those are nuclear weapons.

[C]

President States are saying out loud.

[D]

This gets more intense. We could nuke them.

[C]

We're right up on it.

[D]

This is Revelation 6:4. Then another horse, Fiery Red, went out and its rider was allowed to take the piece from the Earth so that they would slay one another, and to him was given a massive sword.

[C]

So what's happened lately? I know you don't care.

[D]

Oh, that's Interesting. Is it Fire Horse year?

[C]

Well, yeah. Yeah. Right. There you go. Oh, you're the fire horse, stupid.

[D]

Damn. That's crazy.

[C]

You're the red horse. What'd you say?

[D]

Nancy, stop it.

[C]

No, no, she's. She's telling us something.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I can't stand. I feel like she sits there, like, pouty and types with her toes. Wow. Okay.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

So what happened today or yesterday? Donald Trump tweeted or Truth on Truth Social.

[D]

He truthed it.

[C]

It's so crazy. Like, the end of the world and he's still, like, holding to these contracts where he can't tweet necessarily, but he could truth and then repost it.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

Like, just tweet. Everybody's on. No one's on Truth Social.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Just on Twitter.

[D]

But it comes to Twitter and then it still goes viral.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Twitter's like, look what he said. And it's like, you could have just said that.

[D]

That is a big dick.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

To be like, I'm gonna go viral on your app whilst I truth from another app.

[C]

But then he posts the screenshot of his own. I'll read it for you. So. And we'll pull it up here. So as I stumble through that.

[D]

Up.

[C]

Israel, out of anger for what has taken place in the Middle east, is violently lashed out at a major facility known as South Pars Gas field in Iran. A relatively small section of the whole.

[D]

Oh, that's interesting.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Remember the cliff high?

[C]

Yes. And this is something. This is what I'm saying. This can do it. So a relatively small section of the hole has been hit. The United States knew nothing about this particular attack. And the country of Qatar was in no way, shape or form involved with it. Qatar is kind of like our ally, but they have huge. It's like the biggest company in the world in this field, this oil field they supply the Middle east with. I think it's a. Something like 80% of the energy that's created in the Middle east is from this company. So they attacked a portion of it.

[D]

That's crazy.

[C]

Yes. Without. Again, without authorization from America. And I don't even know how, like, this goes because we. We get authorization from Israel to attack Iran, and then they get authorization from us to continue. I don't really know. There's like, handshake agreements on what we're going to be doing in secret with each other, but in this case, Israel attack there. And there's a lot of things that this tells me, I guess, geopolitically, but it's important to know from a Conspiracy perspective. So, number one, you're getting other countries deeply involved.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Number two, there's going to be some sort of a shortage, energy or gas shortage.

[D]

That's very interesting you should say that. Yeah. I mean, that seems to be on the horizon. It's been hinted at a lot, but. Go on. Yeah.

[C]

Well, I'll tell you why that's going to happen. That is like the largest oil company in the world or energy company. And it's not just a small attack on a. On an isolated spot. Everybody is already evacuating that company because they know what's coming. Israel. I don't. I mean, Israel's not going to listen to this. And they'll probably continue. It seems like they.

[D]

Did somebody get this episode to Israel?

[C]

It seems like they killed Netanyahu. It seems like they did. And that's the only reason you would attack this. Like kind of a hinge point, because this affects America, too. Israel also doesn't give a fuck about what Trump says or America. They're going to do whatever they're going to do. But this is one of those things. It's almost like a low blow. It's like you don't. You don't do that unless you're really trying to escalate.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

A world war.

[D]

Well, now that the narrative is out that, you know, Trump has been anointed by God to bring about the Second Coming, and there really is laying this groundwork for this being a. A holy war that fulfills prophecy. You know, air quotes. Air quotes, whatever.

[C]

I like how Nancy says pores can stay today. And she puts up the.

[D]

That's not me, that's Q. Oh, should we kick him? He's being very serious. Are you sure?

[C]

Q. I can kick you.

[D]

Well, he could just get back out and come back.

[C]

I'll give you a chance. Don't do that.

[D]

We'll give you another chance. Q. Don't do it. No mo. So, yeah, it's already been anointed as a holy war. So if that is really the way that they want to frame this, which they've been making efforts to frame this and lead up to this point for a long time now. If they're really going to frame this as a holy war, that brings about, you know, their coming moshiach and all this other.

[C]

I think Xerox is getting it backwards here. Israel hits Iran, Iran hits Qatar. Makes sense. No, Israel hit Qatar. Israel hit Qatar because they have shared oil fields in Iran. So. And, and also, like the power and the oil. That's. That's in this oil field.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Is spread to all places. So it's almost like an attack on like a weird international sovereignty, if that makes any sense.

[D]

Yeah, well, I mean it's, it's. This reminds me a lot of the Cliff High prediction. Right. Where the world turns. And in his prediction, Israel bombs a nuclear facility in Iran covering a fifth of the planet or some shade in nuclear fallout.

[C]

Yeah. You think we can get faceless to make us a, a mask for this guy's head?

[D]

How cool would that be? That's a very. We'd have to send him like the head because it's very particular and you have to knit.

[C]

Anyway, so continue.

[D]

So. But it does remind me of that prophecy that was given by his, you know, AI data scraping bot. But yeah, man, what I was saying before is just like if that is really what they're believing that they are creating the fulfillment of prophecy, then yeah, all bets are off. They'll bomb a oil facility. Despite all the world's shared interest in this oil facility, they'll do it all. It doesn't matter because in their eyes, it's all justified. This is of fulfillment of prophecy. This is end game for them, for these Jews.

[C]

Not just that. Here, I'm gonna send you this.

[D]

Go ahead, send it to me.

[C]

I haven't played this video, but I'll read the, I'll read the text here. And it probably says what the guy is saying.

[D]

Go ahead, playboy.

[C]

So here we go.

[A]

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[D]

Oh yeah. Speaking of the Jews in their moshiach

[C]

And I'll tell you why this is interesting as well. So, yeah, they may. The Jews may introduce. Announce their Antichrist Thursday. This Thursday. This is interesting.

[D]

I love that, that, that move. We're going to announce the. It's like a Monday night Raw or something. Like, just like this thing that's coming up and they're like, everybody get ready.

[C]

Gonna come out. There's gonna be pyro.

[D]

We're gonna announce the Antichrist

[C]

comes out. Like Batista. It's interesting because I remember last week when damn, she kicked the pores out.

[D]

She's nasty. What the Nancy?

[C]

Yeah, that's.

[D]

She's nasty.

[C]

Last week when, when Netanyahu was definitely really still alive, he said, is he

[D]

definitely really dead now? I don't know, man.

[C]

He's. Somebody said he's supposed to make an announcement at 2:30. I know he's supposed to do like a live press conference.

[D]

Oh, they're gonna have a hologram of him. Like Tupac.

[C]

Like Tupac, yeah. He's gonna have a durag.

[D]

It's gonna be him and Tupac and Michael Jackson. They're gonna say, everything's fine.

[C]

You're gonna say jew life on his stomach.

[D]

Long live Israel.

[C]

I think it was like early before. He definitely was like, when he was definitely alive. He was talking about this holy war idea.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And he said something like. He's like, well, you know, we have to bring. We're gonna, we're gonna bring about our moshiac and he's gonna be introduced the Messiah.

[D]

That's today.

[C]

But he said it's. But it's not gonna happen next Thursday. And then next Thursday they're like, today happened. Yeah, they're like, we're gonna announce it today. Very strange. Can you play the video, Dave?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Let's.

[D]

Let's go through it. I love when you see like just an image of a heated Jew at a podium. Share this tab instead.

[C]

Okay. Lego.

[D]

Is this Thursday? There's going to be an announcement.

[C]

I feel like, I feel like I'm at. I know we're in the coffee shop here.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But tomorrow you want to kill. Well, you're not going to be in tomorrow.

[D]

No, I gotta take my cat to get a pussy chopped up.

[C]

If my kids behave, I might do an episode with the kids tomorrow. So if I can show up, maybe.

[D]

Okay, there you go.

[C]

Oh, but shut up, Nancy. Come on, Nancy, you can show up. That would be fun. Oh yeah, maybe two o'. Clock. I don't know. We'll see.

[D]

Whatever works for you. Nancy, we.

[C]

We.

[D]

We work around this whole thing.

[C]

Yeah, around you, me.

[D]

Right, whatever. Nancy, you big. Look at me.

[C]

Look at me.

[D]

All right, so what are you doing? You're. Is that what you're. You want to do? Announce you're going to do a show with your kids?

[C]

No, I don't care about that. I was going to say. I forgot what I was gonna say.

[D]

Now bring this fat you back on the stage.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Oh. What I was gonna say is, I feel like I'm at odds because on Friday, Matt has the people come in with their Jewish calendar thing, and they're very nice. It's like. This is what it's like. People like, oh, you're anti Semitic. You hate you. It's like, I don't hate you. I like. She's. She's really nice. I like this lady. Yeah, she's cool. But then, like, when I walk to

[D]

the bathroom, is she actually a Jew or she. Messianic Jew?

[C]

They're Messianic.

[D]

Okay, that's totally different. They believe in Jesus Christ. I know, but that's my main point with the Jews.

[C]

They believe in Jesus Christ, but they're, like, still very. It's like, it's. What's the difference between.

[D]

It's.

[C]

It's just a Christian Zionist.

[D]

Well, I mean, it is. Yeah. In some ways, that's a good point.

[C]

But I know a lot about Jewish holidays and where the moon's at.

[D]

If I'm not mistaken, the main point of being a Messianic Jew is to preach the gospel to other Jews that don't believe in.

[C]

Okay, but if you're still pushing, like, a Holocaust narrative. If you're still pushing, that's just.

[D]

They don't know. I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, I don't know. Like, if you're out here with, like, bumper stickers that say, like, you know, praise Israel and like that, if you

[D]

want to kill them, we'll kill them.

[C]

I just feel. I feel weird about it.

[D]

Let their blood flow.

[C]

Because.

[D]

Because the big table in the back,

[C]

on one hand, I'm constantly being looked at like, hey, man, why are you like that? And as everything plays out in the world, I just. You know what? I'm done talking. I'm done talking about it. I'm just gonna start. I just. And like, I've been doing. Hey, look at that.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Hey, look at this.

[D]

Here's what I think we should. Hey, look at that. We should sacrifice them. We should burn their bodies. We should use the ashes from their bodies to sanctify the. That we're going to use to build out the rest of the studio.

[C]

Coffee shop.

[D]

Second. Second coffee shop or third? One?

[C]

Third studio.

[D]

Third studio.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

It would be the third studio.

[C]

Rebuild the third studio with the ashes of the Jews. That's a wild thing to say. That's a wild thing to say. We can raise Nancy from the dead.

[D]

Nancy, we're going to raise you from the dead. It's going to be the announcement. It's going to say. The radio is going to blast out saying, Cole Yisrael from Jerusalem. In five minutes, you're going to hear a warning. The Mashiach has arrived. Is he going to show up? He's going to show up in a orb. Is he a baby? He's going to show up.

[C]

When they said this Thursday, do they mean today?

[D]

Right? Yeah.

[C]

Today's Thursday, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Nancy, how much water have you boiled? Have you boiled four days worth of water?

[D]

Are you drinking water Thursday? I wonder if you're hydrated.

[C]

Are you on your fourth can of cat food? Nancy, that means it's Thursday and the

[D]

supplies are drying up. There's gonna be a supply chain disruption. The oil is gonna go bad, and it's gonna be real hard getting this. You're gonna have to eat your owner's eyeballs. Great.

[C]

Starve to death. Nancy, how do you feel about those things?

[D]

Grade A fancy cat food.

[C]

Yeah. It's Thursday.

[D]

I've had three cups of coffee. I think I've had about three cups of coffee. Three cups of coffee, cup of lemon water, and three burger patties with salt and adobo.

[C]

And one bowl of diarrhea.

[D]

I didn't have any diarrhea.

[C]

They're about to announce their moshiach.

[D]

I don't give a about. Yes, you do.

[C]

Keep playing.

[D]

Okay, go ahead then.

[B]

Why do I think it's going to

[D]

be on this Thursday? Because it says that the first khodesh, the first month is Nissan. When will Mashiach come? Our rabbis teach us on Honda. Chevy, Nissan. Honda. Chevy. Nissan, Honda, Chevy. I'm fresh, I'm fly, I'm. Hey. Xerox said, I love you, top. I'm sorry for changing your name to Boohoo Little in the doctor chat.

[C]

Oh, why did he say that?

[D]

He said right there, I love Xerox.

[C]

You can't change my name.

[D]

I think, but I think he did.

[C]

When did he do that?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Like, no, he just. Because he just kept saying it. But it doesn't matter what you.

[D]

No, I think you can take, like, you can give people Nicknames in.

[C]

Oh, can you?

[D]

I think you can. Yeah.

[C]

Well, I didn't even notice. Oh, I also don't care. Hey, Xerox, you.

[D]

Oh, come on. No, Xerox is great.

[C]

They're about to announce the Anti. Antichrist. We can't be talking about.

[D]

Okay?

[C]

He doesn't even believe in that.

[D]

Nephilim right on the stage. Xerox, what do you make of that? On the. What do you think of Nissan? This Thursday, Mashiach will come, as it says in the verse. Why does he come on the first day of this month to remove the head of a Malik on this Thursday? Wait, the first of the month?

[C]

What the fuck is April 1st? Oh, I don't know. Oh, they have their own calendar.

[D]

Yeah, I'm like, Today's the 19th, dog. Tomorrow's not.

[C]

Today's the 19th. Yeah.

[D]

Damn. Time flies when you're waiting for the moshiac.

[C]

I know.

[D]

What do we have to finish? What part of the war do we still need to finish until we get to

[C]

hold on. These guys have a holiday every. I feel like.

[D]

I know. It's an excuse for them. They're lazy people.

[C]

They're lazy.

[D]

They're lazy people.

[C]

It's just holidays. Feasts.

[D]

Yeah, they got tents. Feasts, feasts.

[C]

More feasts.

[D]

Feast. Always eaten. You ever see the way they act on Ramadan? Is that Jews?

[C]

No, those are.

[D]

Oh, those are the muzzies.

[C]

Those are anti juice.

[D]

No, the muzzies.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, but really the same thing.

[D]

I don't know. They do look very similar.

[C]

Dark juice.

[D]

That's how it is. Yeah. They just get a little dark in the sun and. But very similar. Similar dialect, similar visage.

[C]

It's crazy. I know that. I know that. They want me to not like them either. Right now.

[D]

Yeah, the muzzies.

[C]

And I don't. I don't. But I also don't.

[D]

I don't like the way they smell.

[C]

I don't like. I don't like when they walk around the box.

[D]

I don't like the way they look.

[C]

I don't like the way they look. I don't like how they act.

[D]

I don't like the way they sound.

[C]

I don't like their stores that they sell. They sell us smokes.

[D]

Halal.

[C]

They sell us halal with that white stuff on it. That's delicious.

[D]

What's that?

[C]

I don't even know. It's box saga, dog. That's.

[D]

Every time I get.

[C]

Eat it.

[D]

I get smart. Mad smart, yo.

[C]

Wicked, wicked smart.

[D]

That's a donut. All right. Let's go.

[C]

Donuts. Donuts, probably.

[D]

Wait.

[C]

He would hate this episode, Woody.

[D]

No, I don't think so. I don't think.

[C]

I think.

[D]

Donut. You know, he gets it.

[C]

You'd be like, well, what about the Templars? I'd be like, yeah, the Templars. But they're doing their motion. That's what I'm saying. Like, well, what about the Jesuits? Where are the Jesuits?

[D]

Well, I mean, the Jesuits, arguably, are the ones you're not allowed to see. You're allowed to see this debacle, and then you can't see them. It's the same way, like, you're allowed to see Klaus Schwab, but you're not allowed to see. I don't know, other who

[C]

always. The Italians. He's right.

[D]

I don't like that.

[C]

He's right.

[D]

Number one, number two, number three, number four, number five. Anything. Any name that finishes with the E at the end. We have to finish them off. All the leaders of our enemies need to be finished off by this Thursday.

[C]

He's joking.

[B]

He says, I called Trump and I

[D]

told him, you got to finish the job by this Thursday.

[C]

Oh, you just called Trump.

[D]

He says, God willing, you'll bring a B2 bomber.

[C]

You have enough of them.

[D]

And you'll finish the whole thing. We'll finish it. One, two, three. And this will awaken God, will awaken our forefathers. Like it says, from the tips of the mountains and from the valleys, I will praise you. That means the first day of Nissan. There'll be amazing things that will happen. It's like a. Like, Tom Ford Nissan.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

The local dealership.

[C]

I can't keep up.

[D]

Nissan Hot Sail Nissan. Everybody gets approved. Zero credit, zero dollars down.

[C]

You get emotional.

[D]

No such thing as bad credit.

[C]

You get emotiac, man.

[D]

I don't know. I. I mean, when.

[C]

When the Jews get excited for stuff like this, I'm like, all right, I'm paying attention. What are you. What are you doing?

[D]

It feels like it kind of sprung up on us all. Maybe it didn't spring up on us all of a sudden. Maybe we're just so dead to the happenings of, like, false prophecy being fulfilled.

[C]

Remember that Muslim guy? Like, he's the Antichrist. I'm like, he's not the Antichrist. He's a Muslim.

[D]

He's like, that was weird.

[C]

Yeah, that was a weird one. I feel like that was promo.

[D]

I thought it was promo for, like, a movie or something.

[C]

He's wearing all black. I'm like, he's obviously an Antichrist. He is an ant.

[D]

I mean, I don't know, he. He felt more like, like I said, like a promo for a movie or some like that. I don't know, something like that, man.

[C]

Yeah, but every 20 years or so, the Jews say that they got their moshi.

[D]

We got him.

[C]

We got him. We think it's this guy. And as a matter of fact, you know, it would be very interesting. What's it on? So on Thursday. So Netanyahu is going to make an announcement and it's going to be today in three minutes.

[D]

No way.

[C]

What if they announced that he's dead and somebody's taking his place?

[D]

Is it really gonna be in three minutes? Could we live stream it?

[C]

2:30? Yeah.

[D]

If it really does, you can find it. Nancy, turn off your microphone.

[C]

Yeah, keep an eye on that for, for us, Nancy. On, on Twitter, Netanyahu's announcement at 2:30. Yeah, but let's say he does make an announcement, and let's say he is actually murdered and there's somebody that steps in his place.

[D]

How sick would that be?

[C]

They're announcing their moshiach. And their moshiach is a person that's going to come and give them like, great victory over their enemies, take off the head of Amalek, and they think Iran is amalek. So. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it's prophecy or if they're just making it, but then again, you know, manufacturing prophecy is something that they seem to like to do.

[D]

They're see. Yeah, that seems to be. They're kind of their thing.

[C]

Yeah. So that is, that's something that's happening.

[D]

Well, I think their moshiac is going to be an orb. Here, bring this up real quick. I don't know who Melanie King is. I, I don't care. But she said something. Here she goes. These are not meteors. These are orbs. They're being seen all around the world right now. I see them every night. Most times they sit still or move slowly while glowing different colors, yada, yada, yada. Even Charlie Kirk saw them before he died. I posted the video yesterday. But there are an unprecedented number of them showing up. Now. I have been tracking the reports. They are angelic beings, or as some want to say, UFOs, but we live under a firmament. Okay, so no debris is. No debris is not falling from outer space. Yeah, she's black. NASA does nothing but lie. All right, I'm kind of with what you're saying here, but this is just another one of these videos where like, you Actually, this seems rare to me. This is Houston, Texas and you could see two of these things falling out of the sky at once. Or are these just place? I don't think so.

[C]

I know what that is. It just be playing.

[D]

You can tell because there's a black lady, she's telling you she got. I don't know what the hell that means. Falling from the sky.

[C]

Falling from the sky.

[D]

This is a closed system. Ain't nothing falling from the sky ain't no orbs. I mean it is. Orbs ain't debris. I don't know, I just think that's it. You know what though? As you're saying, it looks like. It looks like planes.

[C]

Yeah, those are planes.

[D]

I can never trust black people.

[C]

Actually, in other news, we do have an admission here from. From the CIA.

[D]

This is so fun.

[C]

CIA accused of poisoning the sky with toxins as files expose secret weather control agenda.

[D]

Why would they do that?

[C]

So that's reported by the Daily Mails like yeah, and that's Eisenhower. Yeah, they've been doing this for a long time. And we've been. We've been called crazy for a long time now. We think that they're meteors in the sky. That's how fucking lost we are. No, those are regular chemtrails, stupid.

[D]

There should look up.

[C]

All the shit you showed though was me. Was meteors, something, some crazy shit.

[D]

Meteorbs.

[C]

Meteorbs.

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Meteorbs. Ryan Bledsoe.

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Ryan Bledsoe and his big old breast. Master sized titties.

[C]

So how many how many bench presses has. Do you think he has done in his life?

[D]

I don't know. How many bench presses does it take to eliminate those bad boys even?

[C]

I mean, to change the shape of you.

[D]

You.

[C]

Maybe he doesn't eliminate it, but he doesn't become as like. He's just a very soft looking. He's like the like lady ish.

[D]

I would say if you were gonna line up and be altered and become gibberim and Ryan Bledsoe was like, me, me, me. I would say, like, yeah, I don't

[C]

know if it's gonna work.

[D]

I don't know if it's gonna work, but I get it. I definitely get it.

[C]

We need a better candidate. Like Nimrod did this and we're supposed to. Supposed to like, I mean, maybe become Gibberiman. It's like he just like, just gets less tits. Yeah, he's like, I am gibberish.

[D]

Is there anything. Imagine that and he's still fat. What a. What a bummer. Is there. You went to aliens.gov, right? And there's nothing there?

[C]

Not yet, but they bought it.

[D]

This site is. Is not a secure connection. Oh, well, I'm on it.

[C]

Well, now you're unsecure, stupid. They got you.

[D]

Got me all loose and more rituals

[C]

on the world stage. Kenneth Copeland.

[D]

What a psycho.

[C]

Doing a blood drinking ritual.

[D]

Hell yeah. Church.

[C]

Yeah. Looking like a straight up demon. People are. Yeah. I think this tweet says people are starting to raise red flags about Kenneth Copeland. So what he does here is they're taking communion for some reason. Because it's the 19th, right? I mean, maybe first of the month for Jews.

[D]

Is that real? Is it?

[C]

Are you. Because you said, is this real? What day is it, Chad?

[D]

I said that a couple times. I don't know if that's true.

[C]

It's Thursday, Nancy.

[D]

Is the first of the month for the Jews. Look at that. Yeah,

[C]

he cuts his palm. Look at this. He got cranberry juice.

[D]

What are you talking about?

[C]

Kenneth Cole. Put him on a. Yeah, he cuts his palm.

[D]

No, he doesn't. He really cuts his palm.

[C]

He's old.

[D]

You can't just be cutting your palm.

[C]

Maybe he said, put some juice in there.

[D]

Oh, make a big screen.

[C]

There you go. But if I play it, it'll get an echo, so.

[D]

Okay, don't play it. Yeah, just make it big.

[C]

Yeah, and he's.

[D]

And he's. He cuts his palm and then he's

[C]

squeezing a little bit of blood in there.

[D]

Let me see your palm, you old bitch.

[C]

This guy cuts.

[D]

Come On. No, the fuck y' all didn't let me see it. Show me.

[C]

Well, this is what they're saying they're doing.

[D]

What a bunch of fake, lying bitches.

[C]

I know, but, like. Okay, so whether they're lying about what they're doing, they're performing some sort of a blood ritual. And then they put it in the same cup.

[D]

No. Fucking two dudes, one cup. This dude's crazy.

[C]

Two bloods, one cup.

[D]

This is crazy. Both of these are on blood thinners.

[C]

Sending us the yeshiva calendar, dog. We don't care.

[D]

Don't yeshiva us, man.

[C]

Hey, now, he's finna drink it. I'm finna sip your blood so my demons could be happy as a vampire. As is a vampire. Look at me. Look at me. Turning into. I became gibberine.

[D]

Nasty.

[C]

He drinks this guy's blood. He knows breasts, and we're out of here.

[D]

He gets two meteorbs and he's flies off into the.

[C]

This is.

[D]

This is what's happening.

[C]

Like it's normal.

[D]

Well, okay, here.

[C]

Look at how he drinks it. He drinks it like Donald Trump. I'm sorry.

[D]

Yeah, he does. Go ahead, put it back up.

[C]

Yeah, we gotta see.

[D]

It's all shaky.

[C]

Watch him. No, with it. No, he drinks it like Mark Zuckerberg water.

[D]

Naturally.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. How do people drink? Look, look.

[D]

Yeah, neither one of them bandaged their hands. There'd be blood everywhere. So it's just like a ceremonial, symbolic slashing of your palms.

[C]

Oh, it's like. Yeah, like a ritual at cern, whenever

[D]

I see people do that, like, you have to do a ritual and you cut at your palm of your hand. I'm like, if you just need looking at Jewish flags. What the hell are you doing?

[C]

Okay, she's got the. Okay, so there will be an announcement soon.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Okay,

[D]

what does that say?

[C]

What does the chat say? I can't wait for this AI video.

[D]

Oh, my God, this is so funny.

[C]

Oh, how many people are in the. In the chat? Can you scroll, like, all the way up, see how many people are in the. The video? Oh, sorry.

[D]

Here we go. There's Jews moving around.

[C]

Yeah, they moving. They scurrying.

[D]

Yo, what if. What if. What if they really do go, like, he's is.

[C]

He's dead. All right, well, Nancy, keep us posted on that. Let us know when you see people get on stage. Yeah, when you see juvenile

[D]

here.

[C]

Let's go to this. For now, any juvenile scurrying, we got

[D]

White House spokesman Anna Kelly complaining. No, no, not that. She. She goes white House registers new Alien Subdomain Hell yeah. As DOD tackles Trump's disclosure directive and if I'm not mistaken, the Is she the speaker of the House? Anna Kelly. Yeah, Anna Kelly told the Defense Scoop, which I guess is the name of this to stay tuned regarding so so they know they've done it and they're they're building hype. The White House registered two new government domains this week, alien.gov and aliens.gov they cover their bases, according to the public available federal records. Their appearance comes about one month after President Donald Trump announced plans to direct the long anticipated release of U.S. government records about unidentified anomalous phenomenon. Was that good? I think, you know, okay, I've been trying so hard for so long and I just can't fucking do a good Trump impersonation.

[C]

I don't think it matters.

[D]

I guess it doesn't matter. The new domains were not connected to websites as of Wednesday morning, but public data managed to yada yada yada. So what I want to find here the Defense Department leadership at the all or I'm sorry set up the all domain anomaly resolution office during 2022 official insides the office are working to resolve an ever growing caseload of DoD UAP reports. I'm trying to find where they say okay. Shortly after the initial publication of this article, White House spokesman woman whatever Anna Kelly told Defense Scoop the Bleacher Report

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In an email response to those questions, quote Stay tuned. Her statement included the same alien emoji. Damn. So she's being all goofy and shit. Alien emoji. Stay tuned. So they, they really have something. This is. What a awesome time. The Jews are going to get their moshiac. They're about to reveal him. They're about to do in America, the big disc. I swear to you, dude, what if an orb comes down on this live feed and it turns into a man?

[C]

Damn. Honestly, if they're gonna reveal their, their moshi act, that's gonna happen now. And you know what?

[D]

I'm not doing this. I'm doing it, dude. I, I feel like I'm doing this. We might get to kill an alien.

[C]

I don't think you're going to. I don't think, I think they're gonna.

[D]

Again with that attitude.

[C]

You're not allowed, just simply not allowed to do that thing.

[D]

The White House spokesperson is different than the speaker of the House. I have no idea. J E J F Now I don't know that. I guess I know that now, but I'll forget it. I'm just looking forward to the potential to, to kill a chimeric monstrosity. I think they'll let us kill some of them. You know why? Because I do think there's going to be the good cop, bad cop thing, just like Albarino says. I think he's right about that. And I think they'll present some bad.

[C]

We're giving him his flowers.

[D]

We'll give him some flowers. But, but I, I think we might get lucky. We might get some obvious bad guys. They might just be chimeric monstrosities, you know, from deep underground military bases that they're releasing to do. And I think we're gonna get to kill him. What do you think about that, Nancy? Agree.

[C]

Yeah, I'm looking at, I'm looking at the, the video down there. Netanyahu's still not there. The audacity of this guy being late. Doesn't he know that there's an audience waiting?

[D]

See, that's the thing. Yeah. When you have an audience waiting, you have to be on time. Every, every single person is calling. Oh, wait. Oh no. He just walked by. He's trying to get some stage time.

[C]

You saw him. He passed by.

[D]

I saw the Jew pass like they're

[C]

about to announce the moshiac. I want to be on TV for

[D]

this, this cdub C dub.

[C]

Is that CWC something very interesting.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

That guy Ryan. Yeah, Ryan Kent.

[D]

Seacrest.

[C]

Joe Kent. Sorry, Joe Kent. He's the guy that just quit the government because of what's happening. And I ran the war and he went on Tucker Carlson's show. And they started talking about Charlie Kirk and he was like, they, that they stopped him from investigating in, into Charlie Kirk. And Tucker's like, well, what, what are you, what were they stopping you and what were you looking at? What were you looking for? Yeah, he's like, nothing really specific. We're just investigating. They said this guy Tyler Robinson killed him. And you know, that's a narrative and it's fine, but like, we'd like to look into it a little bit more. And that's like what they're there to do.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

They were blocked from doing that. And he's like, I just find it very interesting that Charlie was going on about right before he gets killed, he's going on about the war with Iran and he doesn't want it to happen. They also mentioned Charlie Kirk is seeing orbs right before he died.

[D]

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[C]

He doesn't want the war in Iran to happen. He's moved out of the way. And, and since September, we've been just escalating as fast as he was.

[D]

Was Charlie Kirk the glue that was keeping this situation? Charlie Kirk blew his neck open.

[C]

Was Charlie Kirk the, the retainer? What was it called? The Restrainer. Charlie Kirk was the restrainer.

[D]

Big ass head. Here, let's look at this while we wait for these Jews to show up on stage. This is fun. So I'm always a fan of this. This comes from Wayne Tech spf. I don't care. He goes. Strange loud humming sounds in the skies over in northeastern Ohio. The reason I think this is worth putting up is because a lot of those orb videos were over Ohio. The loud sound has been going on for 40 minutes. Here, let's listen to it. Yeah, that's strange.

[C]

It's just, it's too much, man.

[D]

I love it, dude. I'm, I'm such a fan of this stuff. This reminds me of like 2006, 2007. There was a, a bunch of strange noises that were like filling the sky and you couldn't figure out where they were coming from. And they were happening all over the world. And I love the idea that those are. Look out. You know what we look out for next? Sudden mass die offs of birds and aquatic life, fish and such like that, washing up on shore. Birds dropping out of trees or in giant piles all over the ground. What was the other one? It was the birds. It was the, the fish die off. Anybody remember this? This is like old, old school, you know, early 2000s conspiracies, a mass die offs of animals. There was another one it might have been livestock, might have been cows. I don't know if they died or if they started walking mysteriously in a

[C]

perpetual circle or something like sheep until they die.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would say. Look out for that. River's running red. Yeah, there you go.

[C]

Blair, I've got another video here I'm gonna play.

[D]

Oh, this is fun.

[C]

Yeah, I might have. I might have fixed the sound.

[D]

So let's see if this has a look, guys. Let us know right up immediately. Nancy, you have a job to do. If this is echoey, I'll let you know. Okay.

[C]

It's just the. Oh, sorry. It's just like a balloon in the sky. We're looking at it here, and people are like, what the hell is this thing?

[D]

It's got no sound, but that's okay. I mean, it doesn't really need sound. This is in Miami.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Seth Lehem. Yesterday, Seth Kickliter was in studio. We showed him this video. He said it looked like Buzz Lightyear's his package. The package that Buzz Lightyear comes in.

[C]

Yeah, it does. It's like we're being presented with a lot of weird shit.

[D]

It's just like, I' so about it. I'm so glad that we're getting back to this level of insanity. Oh, you guys heard it. Your mama looks like a balloon.

[C]

Yeah, I think they heard it. I think they fixed it. I had. I had a weird routing issue.

[D]

Oh. I couldn't hear it. But I mean, me, it doesn't matter.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah.

[D]

I don't know, man. I. I love all this stuff. I love the. The chaos of it. I. I know it's supposed to instill fear, but I don't have that. That's. That. That's dead in me. I. I just am enjoying it thoroughly. Man, these Jews ain't going to take the stage, huh?

[C]

I know.

[D]

I'm.

[C]

I'm waiting. I'm waiting for them to go. What I am impressed by, though, with them is the. The quality of their flags.

[D]

Oh, wonderful flag.

[C]

Really nice. Yeah. You can tell if, like, the feel of it must be just beautiful.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Silky, buttery, buttery smooth.

[C]

Waiting. This guy's late. This guy's late. They're trying to generate the. They're like, yo, dude, the hologram's not good enough here.

[D]

Here's from our. Our. Our good buddy Stu Peters. Let me bring this up on the stage. Oh, wait up.

[C]

I think late, because apparently he is. He's already made an announcement.

[D]

Oh, what? Yeah.

[C]

Is that true?

[D]

You've been. Think so.

[C]

No, that was 10 hours ago.

[D]

My bad.

[C]

Never mind.

[D]

Apparently, Trump is talking about nukes in this clip, and this comes from our very best friend, Stu Peters. So let's put this up on the stage and see. It's a short clip. Might be nothing, but anyway. Or of some of this weaponry is unthinkable. You don't even want to know about it.

[C]

Oh, you could end this thing in

[D]

two seconds if you wanted to. But. But we are. We are being very judicious. Or keyword being Jew. I think this is actually really fantastic because not only are we. This is all leading up to the perfect, perfect storm. If you are the Bledsows. Yeah. Right.

[C]

We're. We're. We're having ultra vindicated blood cells.

[D]

We're inundated. Inundated with orbs. Meaty orbs.

[C]

Meaty orbs. Here's another one.

[D]

Red Oak text. This one's crazy. This one changes directions.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Not a. Not a comment, in my professional opinion. Look at that.

[C]

My professional comment. Washington,

[D]

Red Oaks, Texas. This thing just curved upward, hard, and now it's diving back down. It's kind of goofing around a little bit.

[C]

We're also in the age of AI.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

How much is. How much of this is real? I don't know.

[D]

Is real. Is real.

[C]

Look at this. Yeah, it's just kind of moving around.

[D]

I mean, Nancy, you think that's a comet? Maybe.

[C]

I know.

[D]

Lukewarm Nancy.

[C]

She's just got, like, a personality for podcasting. It's incredible.

[D]

Show it again. No, bring it up. She has to. She has to look at it again.

[C]

It's just. It's just moving around. It's just a.

[D]

Well, she didn't see it, to be honest, and she lied. She's been boiling water, and she has no idea what's happening. Yeah, it's just moving around.

[C]

It's like, there we go. It's going that way.

[D]

It buffers.

[C]

It buffers.

[D]

Check that out.

[C]

Yeah, it's.

[D]

It's.

[C]

And then it turns downward, turns upwards. Like, I have no clue. I have no idea what to. What to make of this thing.

[D]

Nancy, tell us definitively what we're looking at. I don't know. Oh, man.

[C]

Oh, man.

[D]

Well, it doesn't look like a meteor.

[C]

It doesn't. It's probably.

[D]

If you're gonna be on a podcast, you got to be sensational. You got to say things that are untrue and unfounded. You have to say them confidently. Hey, somebody's on stage. Oh, not that one. She Walked away. It was a white woman. Oh, well, I guess a Jewish woman.

[C]

Woman. Well, yeah, we have to be very careful with that look.

[D]

They're like, he's alive. Bb. People love bb, huh?

[C]

I mean, yeah, I get. Listen, if you're. If you're part of that country, you. I'd be rooting for him too, right?

[D]

Yeah, I like his. He's got a good voice.

[C]

He does have a good voice.

[D]

He's got a good voice.

[C]

Deep, sultry.

[D]

Oh, here he comes.

[C]

He's walking.

[D]

Oh, he's alive.

[C]

Play. Put the sound on.

[D]

This looks fake.

[C]

Nancy's not sharing sound.

[D]

He hasn't said anything.

[C]

I know, but now that you hear. You hear sound.

[D]

Oh, wait.

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[D]

Maybe you don't hear sounds like.

[C]

Is my. Is my mic on pre recorded?

[D]

It does look, it's got a unique hold on.

[C]

I'm gonna show.

[D]

Oh, no, you can hear. You can hear people talking.

[C]

No, that's from my stage.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

It's very low.

[D]

Is it a.

[C]

It could be,

[D]

Yeah. I mean, the quality of it does not look like it's in front of a live audience.

[C]

No, he. He's not in front of alive, but I mean, during war, would they be.

[D]

Good question. Good point. He could get black if he's on. On stage in front of real peoples.

[C]

What if we.

[D]

What if we just live streamed him getting Charlie Kirk?

[C]

Oh, boy. Like we. We did live stream Charlie Kirk and Charlie.

[D]

I mean, more or less. Yeah, we did.

[C]

That was horrific, man.

[D]

It was horrific.

[C]

It's very Low.

[D]

What is he saying? Translate for us.

[C]

Stream.

[D]

No, there are no English captions. I don't know what he's saying. I'm just hoping that at some point he will become an orb, man.

[C]

That they're like, oh, look at the motion. We're in such a crazy time period where it's like, we are now like, I. I think Nancy liked my tweet on this. We're gaslighting our, our world leaders.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

By saying they're not alive.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And making them post videos saying that they're alive.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what to. What to make of it.

[C]

It's an amazing time to be alive.

[D]

Oh, dude.

[C]

What happened?

[D]

Somebody said, what's happening with the grid right now? This is New Jersey just yesterday. Or. Or I guess this is last night. Yeah. Oh, three hours ago. Three hours ago. So this probably was last night. Power grid. Is this just a glitch? Pull this up on stage. This is kind of weird. Damn. All the way down the turnpike. Looks like the turnpike or the parkway, the lights are just spazzing out. And this just goes back to what you were talking about with the electrical issues or, you know, the power grid issues or the, the energy related issues.

[C]

Huh.

[D]

Interesting, man. That's also, you would think, massively problematic thing under wraps. People can crash. Imagine you're focusing on that. It's early in the morning, you're driving to work, you're fucking tired, and you're looking up because what's going on with the lights? And all sudden blast.

[C]

How quickly did we forget about the planes just crashing? I don't know if you remember that. It's just planes pulling out the sky.

[D]

It felt a lot like leave the world behind.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Leave the world behind.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

I don't know. I don't know, man. It just seems like there's a lot of fun stuff popping off all at once. And this is not, you know, we're not showing you this stuff on the show, by the way, to be doomers at all. We're showing you this stuff. Stuff for funsies. If this is, if this is making you sad, you might want to consider looking elsewhere because that is not the message that I'm trying to convey.

[C]

I'm just going to want to consider growing up.

[D]

You might want to stop being a testicles. Huh? Man, Neff Hunter says it's not just in New Jersey. I wonder. I wonder. Even Dr. Stephen Greer says that he's prepared a speech for President Trump to announce. So even he's trying to get back. We kind of saw that happening when Elizondo really rolled out on the world stage after Age of Disclosure. That was his big coming out to the general public. And we said, oh, what about David Wilcox? What about Stephen Greer? And they've been trying.

[C]

They're not going to make it back there.

[D]

No, they're not going to. I think it's, you know, Wilcox is out of his mind. But Stephen Greer did gay stuff, and I don't think you come back from. From the gay stuff. I think that's really a nail in the coffin, this.

[C]

There is so. There is so much going on, and I'm just like, I'm almost at a loss because I'm like, what do we, what do we even say to the people?

[D]

Yeah. Apparently the Arab countries have officially threatened to join the United States and Israel in war against Iran. The Arab nations, they've. They've come out officially. I don't know what the they going, bro, let's see.

[C]

Let's see what's going on here.

[D]

Okay, let's go. Going back to. This is like a new show, isn't it? Yeah, I like it.

[C]

He's still talking.

[D]

He's still talking. He's not been shot, and I don't want that to happen. He's not been shot. Nothing seems, Nothing pertinent seems to have taken place on that, on that stage. You just think that they would cater to us and, and maybe get a live translator. Like they'll translate in real time for deaf people, not Americans.

[C]

I.

[D]

This.

[C]

It affects us the most.

[D]

It does affect us the most.

[C]

Not as well, I guess. Israel's kind of affected.

[D]

No, I don't know. Let's see. Do we have any other fun stuff? What else can we have to. To pull up here?

[C]

Boom.

[D]

Aliens.gov. no, I don't know. Looks like we're just waiting now to see if Benjamin Netanyahu gets shot or if he dissolves and what steps into his place is. Is a man made of pure light.

[C]

Light.

[D]

That would be the moshiach.

[C]

I don't think that's going to happen, man. What are you looking at here? No, I don't know.

[D]

I'm just scrolling to see. Oh, there he is. Man made a pure light. I'm just scrolling, trying to see if we have anything else that's popped up. Because now that this, this dude is making this announcement. Because that's what the announcement's supposed to be, right? They're supposed to be announcing their moshiach. That's what he's saying in In Jewish.

[C]

Well, yeah, their moshiach is going to. Unless they're going to just declare him as the moshiach, which I guess. Oh, would that matter? Like, does that. Does that count?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Because he's kind of been alive for a long time and people have been familiar. I. I guess we don't really know. Like, how is the moshiach supposed to come about?

[D]

That's a good question.

[C]

It would certainly be a president like this dude though. What are we looking at here? Just a schizo post on X.

[D]

Breaking news while Netanyahu speaks. It's written there on the tv. Hebrew. This bunch of symbols equals dead. What are they trying to tell us?

[C]

This bunch of symbols.

[D]

This bunch of symbols. What? Where? Where is that?

[C]

I guess this. I don't know.

[D]

How do you know that? How do you know what that symbol means? I know.

[C]

Press the grock button, babe. We can grock. Is this real grock chat?

[D]

Is this real chat?

[C]

We don't know, dude.

[D]

Here, let's listen to this white woman's. Oh, don't forget we need to do messages for mom. We actually neglected to do that last time. We have something here. I want to see what this white woman has to say about the orbs. It's very important what the white women, their opinions in these. In these dire times.

[C]

See the meteors falling from the sky this week. Here's one in Texas doing a loop. Do comments generally move freely like this? What if these aren't just random space rocks burning up in the atmosphere and instead something entirely else? Did you know that in the book of Enoch we're told that 200 angels fell?

[D]

God damn bitch.

[C]

How many views on this?

[D]

Oh, I'm sure it's, it's. I mean this one alone from this particular source. And this isn't Obviously her page. 24,000 views, 500 likes, 100 shares. But I'm sure if you went to her TikTok, it's just like you just get on there and you say the most lukewarm.

[C]

Yeah, it's insane.

[D]

Guys, is this the typical behavior of a meteor? Have you ever heard of the book

[C]

of Enoch from heaven? And there just happens to be roughly 200 confirmed craters around the earth? I'm sure that's just a coincidence. In the Bible, stars are sometimes used to. To represent angels. And when you look at some old artwork, stars are not just distant balls of light. They're often depicted as living, moving beings, traveling, falling, interacting. Once you wake up to outer space and what it actually is, you Start to see events like this differently. But maybe these are just flaming space rocks and I'm just a conspiracy theorist. Let me know what you think.

[D]

I'm just a quirky conspiracy theorist. I'm just a cutesy wootsy conspiracy theorist. Man, it is frustrating.

[C]

We take this serious.

[D]

This is a big deal. God damn. With your poof.

[C]

We made this our career.

[D]

Come on now. Look at this studio. You want to sit there with your cup of coffee and do more views than us after we tirelessly labored on this studio?

[C]

Well, I do have some good news for you.

[D]

All right. What's the good news?

[C]

We do happen to have some messages from. Yeah, I looked through it. I looked through it. She had a. She had a couple of messages.

[D]

There's some good ones.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

Well, we don't know what they are. We just watch them in real time and then we.

[C]

All right, remain. Should we go from the. Let's go from the oldest to the newest. Yeah, we got about six in here.

[D]

Oh, six. That's awesome. That's a good, good amount.

[C]

I mean, there's more, but. But wait, there's more. It could be. They could be. Hot dog. So we're gonna find out. Here we go, Mom. All right, this. This Chinese guy.

[D]

China. China man Man.

[C]

Let's see this man.

[D]

Boy or Walter?

[C]

Oh, he's boy. He's bald.

[D]

Are you guys hiding this from the. That United States have the best welfare? To the true families. Always make sure. Can you guys hear the man in the true family? They don't. We can hear you. Okay, Nancy. Okay, thanks.

[C]

It's a little low, right?

[D]

Well, I mean.

[C]

No, sounds fine.

[D]

Go to work, they go to church to pray.

[C]

Oh, hold on. I know why.

[D]

Yeah, I. I can't hear it, but that's okay. Okay. China man boy or Walter?

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Then they are able to afford over 10Ks in each family. Just taking the welfare from the government. You have such good welfare. Why don't you tell the whole world? World, you only tell us you have many homeless people. You don't tell us you have such good welfare to the Jew families. How can I become a Jew? I really want to become a Jew. Cut off my foreskin. Just cut off my whole dick. Make me a Jew. I want to be that superior people in United States. Oh my God. Americans. What the. I. No, I, I like that he's got a. He nailed it. It. You have so many homeless people but such great welfare.

[C]

Yo, the.

[D]

Why do you take care of the

[C]

Jews when the Chinese people are waking up to the Jays? I think it's a problem because these kind of people just keep their head down. They do their garden.

[D]

America, you got so many homeless people.

[C]

What is, what is my mom's feed like? What even is she being blapped with?

[D]

America works so hard to give money to homeless people.

[C]

I saw a news article, article saying that the new trend with boomers is that they've been doom scrolling a lot.

[D]

Have they?

[C]

Well, I mean, my mom's been doom scrolling for quite a while.

[D]

Well, it is the feed now. The algorithm is. Is getting ready to kill them, I think. So the algorithm has determined that it is time for them to go. It's time for them to go. We have to free up some of this.

[C]

Well, I'll be honest, my. I think my mom is immune to it. She. Because she's been like slowly poisoning herself with this stuff for a long time.

[D]

Ever since she saw God's face in the sky.

[C]

Yeah, she did. You heard about that?

[D]

Of course. Yeah, it's a crazy ass dream.

[C]

It's like, of course you told me that.

[D]

I think upon meeting me. Oh, oh, black man.

[C]

We got a black guy. Oh, he's talking. A black dude. Talking about Chris Bledsoe. This is gonna go crazy.

[D]

That's how far this has gotten to

[C]

the blacks, to my mom. To the blacks, then to my mom.

[D]

Predict the future. Future.

[A]

And Chris was one of them.

[D]

But when he told people what happened to him, when one of those orbs came down and spoke to him, y' all Thought he was lying. If you don't know, Chris Bless.

[C]

So look at his glasses.

[D]

I know.

[C]

I, like, got the triple cross on his glass.

[D]

I want. I want those. He's like, there's Jesus and the two dudes that died right here.

[C]

That is crazy.

[D]

My eyes.

[C]

And then two more for good measure.

[D]

Damn. Told the Pentagon in 2012, and one

[A]

of these orbs that he saw came

[D]

down out of the sky guy and was a woman. And this woman told him that she was the divine feminine.

[C]

All right, so my mom is telling me about the lady, right?

[D]

What a.

[C]

What a world. What a Dr.

[D]

I mean, not only is it your mom telling us about the divine feminine, it's a black guy.

[C]

Truly profound.

[D]

Truly profound. Damn, bro.

[C]

Let's finish this.

[D]

This is crazy.

[C]

Hold on. I want to see if I can make this louder in my ears because it's like, it's still a little low.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

All right, here we go.

[A]

He also told him something that was going to happen in 2026. Mind you, this is in 2012.

[D]

She basically told him the world is about to change because they can't lie to us anymore. The veil is broken. We are living in the age of Aquarius. But it's not what she told me. No, we're not. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Nancy.

[C]

Nancy. This is a touchy subject for.

[D]

Nancy.

[C]

What are you saying?

[D]

In. It's not. If you look at the sky, it's not.

[A]

What?

[D]

What do you mean? We're in the age of Pisces. Oh.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

We're not. Resting predominantly within the constellation of Aquarius.

[C]

So you're saying that they could be lying to us?

[D]

Aquarius. Yes. Also, doesn't Aquarius sound like a black kid's name?

[C]

Jaquarius.

[D]

Jaquarius. Jaquarius. What's up? Aquarius.

[C]

Jaquarius got three crosses on his glasses.

[D]

Is I. I just reposted it. What, this? No, my Age of Aquarius video.

[C]

Oh, you made a video.

[D]

Watch it. Show us your apartment. No.

[A]

Israel and Iran exchanged missiles.

[D]

Excuse me?

[A]

She told him in 2026 when Israel

[D]

and Iran exchanged the real one.

[C]

Because he keeps the he keeps tag at the bottom of the hat.

[D]

Oh, yeah. He never takes it off. I love the constant, you know, nonsensical zooming in. Yeah. Like, there's no rhyme or reason to win. It's not like he's saying, like, big words when they zoom in.

[C]

He's just like, Aquarius, the whale is gonna be broken.

[A]

Oh, you don't believe me, right? Look at this.

[C]

I'll tell you what Listen,

[D]

listen to this.

[C]

Was. And I put this in, right? I don't know. 51. Oh, his name is Duron Durante.

[D]

Aquarius.

[C]

Let's do a little investigation to Devon.

[D]

By the way, a couple people.

[C]

172,000 followers.

[D]

What is happening in from his car.

[C]

From his car. I know. And I.

[D]

And it's stolen.

[C]

I just spent all day 3D printing these. These little bottom hubs there. And this guy's doing this from his car. I mean, I get it. Yeah, I get it. Us, me. Right?

[D]

I get it.

[C]

Damn, you got a lot of hats. Got a lot of nice hats.

[D]

Is that what we're doing wrong?

[C]

Maybe we need more hats.

[D]

Chat. We need more hats. Maybe some fancier sunglasses.

[C]

We got to go to the next video. But I'm glad he knows about the lady. They are. They're knowing.

[D]

It's very wild that, that. Remember when we were saying, like the idea that all this was going to come to the average person when they

[C]

said like yesterday when we said that.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Like it's crazy that he's like, the veil is being lifted. I'm like, for us, it's pretty much been the same for a long time now. I mean, we see how crazy it's getting, but it's only stuff that we're already aware of.

[C]

It's being lifting for them.

[D]

It's for them.

[C]

For they. Them. Let's see the next.

[D]

Yo, let's make NDs Yamakas. That's a great idea.

[C]

We could do that.

[D]

That. You could 3D print them.

[C]

I don't. Man, that would be such a contradiction. Right?

[D]

Be the funniest in the world. Get a nds Yamaka with a blue suit, silver gloves and silver boots. Damn. Oh, look at this.

[C]

Hashtag branding. Will he talk? You think he's gonna talk?

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[D]

He's not black, so I think he's gonna talk.

[C]

Florida.

[D]

Big Y. Couldn't get worse.

[A]

House Bill 1191. They're gonna pass a law to allow

[D]

roads in Florida get to be paved with radioactive material. Brown, pause this real quick. This is the dumbest shit. When I was first coming to Florida, everybody said that this was going to happen.

[C]

Oh, really?

[D]

And then when I looked it up, it's not radioactive material. It's like material that was used and, like, part of it was radioactive, but that's not the part that they're recycling.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And they were just trying to see if they could use this material in. In. In roads. But if on the way to Florida before, people were showing me like, look, look, this is where you're going. This is where you're going. They're going to make radioactive material. And I was like, all right, let's look at the article. And it was not at all that. It's. It's. It was very far from that. And now you got this lesbian saying the same. I mean, people just love to. What is that?

[C]

People love to Florida and repeat because they have radioactive waste.

[D]

It's like Florida. So they're good. It's like they love to try to scare people from coming here.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

The other thing that was here when I was getting ready to move were gigantic snails that were poisonous. They were all over Florida.

[C]

Remember my mom was telling me about the snails, too.

[D]

Yeah, bro. And then I seen a single snail since I moved here.

[C]

Here's what I'm worried about.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So Yellow five. Here, I'll pull this up for you guys.

[D]

Yeah, it's in the candy, right?

[C]

Yellow five's in the candy, but Yellow five is from coal tar. That's like the black that's on the road.

[D]

Road. Yeah, I've eaten that before.

[C]

I've eaten Yellow five too.

[D]

It's delicious. No, I meant coal tar. Have you as a child?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So in the summertime, I was able to scoop it up off the asphalt because it was goopy.

[C]

When they repave the roads, they actually peel this stuff up from the road. You'll see the machines.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

They'll peel it up, throw it in, and then something will lay down. Right. The new tar.

[D]

Right. Right after I've eaten it. I'm fine.

[C]

They take. So yellow 5 is actually some sort of a chemical that they pull from that black tar, and they figure out how to spin it, do whatever, and it turns into, like, really nice. You can make cand yellow. It's also approved for drugs, cosmetics, allergy medication, and it says it rarely. Rarely. There are severe reactions to it, like hives. But it's like, this is in your food.

[D]

The road is in your fry. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

I don't give a about.

[D]

I've been driving on the road.

[C]

Yeah, I'm gonna drive. I'm driving on. On radioactive. Nobody walks in Florida anyway, bro. I'm worried about. You're peeling this stuff up and then putting it in my kids candy.

[D]

Meanwhile, this lesbian is freaking out about it. I just, like.

[C]

It's like, not freaking out about it.

[D]

Can you believe that this.

[C]

This guy lives.

[D]

The audacity.

[C]

Look at where. Look at this guy's face.

[D]

I want to see him again.

[C]

Bring him up. This guy lives in New Hampshire.

[D]

He. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Pave the roads.

[C]

The roads. Whatever.

[D]

I'm gonna punch him in the head. He's taking too long. Oh, it's. I thought he was just posing for dramatic effect.

[C]

It's just like this type of person. I think he's still mad about Florida making, you know, like, allowing you to wear a mask, not wear a mask.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. I think there is, like, some sort of effort to smear Florida, and I

[C]

think it has been for a long time.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Like the Florida man thing. Like, yeah, sure. It's. It's real. There's a Florida man, like, Q watches this show. He's a Florida man, but, like, he's from Florida. Yeah, yeah. But, like, if I am out in. In. In New Jersey, how come you don't tell me about the New Jersey man or the New York man? Yeah, like, they're. They're everywhere you go. That's just racist. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. They're called. But that is the thing, Mr. Nasty.

[C]

There you go.

[D]

I didn't switch it.

[C]

It's all right. In a second.

[D]

Nancy's not switching the cameras very well today, but here it is. There it is. There you go, Mr.

[C]

Nasty.

[D]

Yeah. It's like every place has horrifying people.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And you're gonna tell me about the. The Florida man when I live in New Jersey and I could drive 20 minutes to a place where everybody is getting stabbed constantly.

[C]

So Florida man is what happens. So everybody that goes to Florida.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Something Happens to you. Either you. You work like a regular job in Florida and you die inside.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Or you become an entrepreneur. And I think most of the people become an entrepreneur in Florida.

[D]

Yeah. Florida has a way of making or breaking you, and it will break you,

[C]

and when you break, it'll bust you. When you break in Florida, you turn into the guy that walks into the Walmart with an alligator.

[D]

A crackhead.

[C]

Florida, man, that's. But that's what Florida does.

[D]

Does.

[C]

So, like, when people want to come here, if you're scared of Florida, don't come because you're gonna break. Most likely you will turn into Florida, man. If you come here, you will be broken. If you come here and you. You're like, I'm gonna do something. Most likely you will, because something about Florida.

[D]

You come here and you say entrepreneurial spirit. The Bermuda Triangle, right?

[C]

I think so.

[D]

Maybe that one.

[C]

I think also Florida.

[D]

Bermuda Triangle.

[C]

It's on, like, a lot of limestone, and it's next to the water. So there. There's like some sort of like, weird crystal reaction and how.

[D]

How.

[C]

How it. People perceive it and how we behave next to it. I think it just makes you do. It makes you do.

[D]

Look, I mean, you could come to Florida.

[C]

You could start a podcast or you could do meth. Yeah, that's your. Those are your choices in Florida.

[D]

You could come to Florida a nobody, and you could. You could become. You could become this. And if you look at one minute, man, look. Dirty bass.

[C]

You know that dude, Black girls, black chicks love him. I would listen to that. I would listen to that kind of reggae, but I'd have to know it was from a white dude.

[D]

Yo, and let me tell you, I hate reggae.

[C]

I. I don't like that type of reggae either.

[D]

That goes. If I do that.

[C]

No, you know, it's a white dude. You go, yeah, dude.

[D]

His face so focused too. Like, he's so locked in. He's in the zone. It's crazy.

[C]

It's like when I see a black dude play a guitar, like, so this is racist. Oh.

[D]

Oh. You ever see, like, a black dude skateboarding? And you're like, yeah, that's the guy.

[C]

He just did a kick flick. But you're like, you're the guy.

[D]

It's like a regular run of the mill dude swimming. Yeah.

[C]

I'm like, hell, yeah.

[D]

Look at him go. Look at him go, bro. Yeah, I like that. Like a black dude who is like a cake maker.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, damn, that is a beautiful cake, bro. Yeah, but it's A run of the mill cake.

[C]

Here's the thing. Black people probably hate that. That.

[D]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Black people actually, like.

[C]

They like that.

[D]

Yeah. If you do what they do and you do it well, they typically respect. I think there's a segment there.

[C]

But there is a strong.

[D]

There is a segment that. Yes. That's called hating. Ass hating. And there's always been. You think.

[C]

But you think, like, by and large. Some. Some like, I think like that.

[D]

The majority. The majority. It's the same way. You ever see a black hockey player?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ever see, like, when a white baseball player.

[C]

It's kind of. Now it's becoming less of a novel.

[D]

It's not as much. Yeah, but like, when a white dude walks up to like. Like a Cantonese and starts speaking Cantonese,

[C]

there's a whole channel on that.

[D]

Yeah, they love that. Yeah, there are black people. You walk up to an African tribe.

[C]

He's got millions of followers that. That, that he. He's kind of built like Ryan Bledo, that dude.

[D]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, Yeah, I know.

[C]

He goes up and he goes. All it is is him talking. He's ordering food in China from. Yeah, from China. He's a New New York. He's ordering food from Chinese people. And then every time he starts to talk, they go. And that's it. That's the whole channel.

[D]

Their eyes finally open up a little bit. Yeah, yeah, that's it.

[C]

And then. And I've watched maybe 30 hours of them.

[D]

It's great ordering food. If this dude, like, went to Jamaica,

[C]

like, they probably kill him.

[D]

No, no. I think they would be like. There would be an unbelievable beach party. Well, if that would never.

[C]

See if he was allowed to talk first.

[D]

That sounded like an Indian dude.

[C]

Play it again.

[A]

All right.

[D]

Hell, yeah. I was hoping you'd say one bunny lung. And if you look into your one minute man.

[C]

What makes a man want to do that?

[D]

I don't know, dude. That's called the giga.

[C]

He told his parents.

[D]

I've actually established this as a. This is something that a lot of people have caught on to. The end loop.

[C]

What's his name? Oh, wait. Is it over? Is it over?

[D]

What is it? Did we get the moshiac? We don't know no Z, man. His mom didn't send that. I just had that. Nancy, you like that guy's music?

[C]

What's that guy's name? Can you press the. Like, the grock button and find out his name?

[D]

You know what's funny?

[C]

The catch is boiling water.

[D]

Look, bring it back up.

[C]

I don't, like,

[D]

says, support Israel or become Jamaican Me. I don't know. I don't know what this dude's is. Little lion Sou me. I don't know if that's him. That's just the. The thing that I don't know what this guy's name is, but God bless him, he crushes. But I think, yeah, it's called the giga nigga. And it's basically like when a white dude.

[C]

Oh, is that what that is?

[D]

Hyper. Adapts and becomes, like, the dominant black dude. Yeah, that's called a giga. Oh, yeah. Let's get back to messages from.

[C]

Is that little lion sound. Oh, that is.

[D]

Yeah, that's his name.

[C]

Oh, his name is M Dot R, Right? Yeah, that's his name.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, that's his name. We're gonna pull up some more stuff from that. Okay. Is about whatever we want.

[D]

That's the beauty of doing whatever we want.

[C]

I wonder if he's got, like, a podcast or something. Oh, this is wild.

[D]

What is it? He's got a podcast.

[C]

No, but I kind of.

[D]

Oh, no, baby. What's it? Oh, they love them. They love them.

[C]

They love them out there.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

Oh, they love him, Nance.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Oh, no.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. You see how he can do what they do? And I like it, but I don't like the way they do it.

[C]

No, I can't.

[D]

This got to give you ptsd.

[C]

What's happened with this one? Now, this thing is. He's in Jamaica.

[D]

Oh, my God, bro. He is in Jamaica.

[C]

He is in Jamaica. He's the most in Jamaica person I know. I know about.

[D]

When I was younger, I got close to. Not that, but I got into such a mode as black chicks started to really like me, and black dudes really with me. And I'm glad it was code switching for sure.

[C]

Yeah. And I'm not a good place to be.

[D]

I'm glad that I never became so adept that I. I became giga.

[C]

Wait a second.

[D]

DNA test exposed rapper M Dot as actually Jamaican. Teeny tiny problem. I don't even want to hear about this.

[C]

I kind of want to see him on a podcast. I want to see him, like, talk.

[D]

He talks regular. You know what's my favorite fact?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Is that gay dudes, when they come out of surgery and the anesthesia hasn't worn off, they don't have the gay voice.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[D]

How cool is that? What? You know, it's funny because even when I was younger, And I didn't like. You know, I wasn't as. You sound like.

[C]

Oh, wait a second. We do have. Oh, yeah, we have Drew Ski talking to him now. This is. I mean, this is a. I do like Drew Ski.

[D]

He's funny.

[C]

I don't understand him.

[D]

He did the church thing. Remember the church thing where he did, like, the mega church bit? Yeah, it was fun.

[C]

No, he's funny, but I don't understand what he does. He does a lot of stuff.

[D]

He does a lot of stuff. Just.

[C]

He just. He's always around, and I don't know

[D]

exactly what you kind of feel like I ain't doing.

[C]

Yeah, that's. I do like that about.

[D]

Yeah, you white, Jeff? Jamaican.

[C]

Anything you want say, brother.

[A]

I ain't never met a white Jamaican.

[C]

That's crazy.

[D]

Like, he writes me crazy. Bullet.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y, man.

[D]

No.

[C]

So you out here. Oh, no. He really talks like that.

[D]

You from Jamaica?

[C]

Like, it's. No.

[D]

So I'm from the uk, but we represent for Jamaica.

[C]

He's from the uk. He's got an English ax. If you put him under anesthesia, he's

[D]

gonna talk like just a British dude. Just like o Te and crumpet.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What that like you just saying?

[C]

Just. Just.

[D]

I represent, cuz.

[C]

That is it.

[D]

I just free style it. Yeah, yeah. It can't go around it. Yeah. Is it me? Yeah. It's in you. It's in your blood.

[C]

It's just there.

[D]

Naturally.

[C]

It isn't me.

[D]

All right. So what's your name, man? Mr. Turn Red. What? Mr. Turn Red. God damn, bro. What the.

[C]

This is amazing.

[D]

Like that. I like that idea. Yeah.

[C]

Why they call you that?

[D]

Like, what's the rule? Make the turn red.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

These things from the Jamaican community learn me a. Hey, boy. Yeah. You sound white Jamaican.

[C]

Yeah. This is. Man, the rest of my night is gone. Oh, my God. Rest of my night is gone, cuz I'm doing a deep dive.

[D]

Oh, my God. That's the best I've ever seen, bro. Oh, my God.

[C]

How do we get on that?

[D]

I think you just started playing because it's a bad banger. He had another song I heard once, and I was like, this goes the turn red.

[C]

The turn red. That is just.

[D]

You could hear, like, his regular accent coming through a little bit. Like, his regular white British dude accent comes through a little bit.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

But then he snaps back, and I

[C]

wonder what his parents. Yeah, his parents must be like, man, I don't know what the. I don't know where you go. Disappointed head Trauma, Head trauma. Somewhere you go.

[D]

No, dude, I think it's hyper adaptivity.

[C]

I think it's maybe just. Yeah. If you date a black girl once

[D]

and you have to.

[C]

Seth better be careful.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, he's. He better be.

[C]

He's got a good career. I mean, a good life ahead of him.

[D]

Clearly. He could be a podcast.

[C]

He could lose himself.

[D]

What more prestigious author, podcaster.

[C]

But imagine him doing that with a patois accent. Not in my studio.

[D]

No. No. Unless he makes cool music.

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[D]

All right, let's get back to messages from mom. That's what we were actually. Yeah. Messages from. Messages from.

[C]

Is. Hell. Yeah, that's. What does that say?

[D]

Aaliyah, Is this guy Muslim?

[C]

I don't know. Aaliyah, like the singer?

[D]

The. The dead.

[C]

Like the dead. $710 with a donation to the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews of $35. You'll help one poor elderly Jew out of a life of hopelessness and anti

[D]

Semitic to start a brand new.

[C]

My mom just goes where the wind goes. Because I remember her trying to propagandize me recently.

[D]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

And now she's like, wait a second. He don't like that.

[D]

I remember that whole thing. It was that friends giving and you

[C]

remember the fight, right?

[D]

Yeah. And your mother was trying to convince you that the muzzies were the real problem. And I was like, shut up. And you're trying to be like, it's the Jews and the muzzies are just like their attack dog. Yeah, yeah. It's the Jews. And then you're like, do you remember 9 11? Remember how 911 went? Was that. That was actually the Jews using the muzzies. And the same thing is happening here. And your mom was like, no, no, no, no, no. You really got to be worried about them because.

[C]

Because they smell.

[D]

They're everywhere.

[C]

And Are they. What they.

[D]

Yes, they are everywhere. And they do be standing. I don't like that part. Both those parts.

[C]

This guy's definitely Muslim. Look at this. Yeah, you can tell he's Muslim.

[D]

Great. Beards.

[C]

His beard. Yeah.

[D]

Beard to face.

[C]

It's not even a. I would never trade my face.

[D]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying, as far as, like, a fullness of beard.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Because what it is is, like a. It's a beard to face ratio, right? Like, even follicle to.

[D]

To face ratio. It's like they have multiple hairs coming out of each follicle. Like, that's how dense it is.

[C]

A lot of coverage.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Why would you need that in the desert?

[D]

I don't know. Well, I guess the block from some of the harmful sun rays from the sand when I was a kid in

[C]

middle school, from the harmful sun rays,

[D]

we were getting a lot of muzzies, a lot of Indians, a of. Lot of. And we just had middle schoolers with beards and mustaches.

[C]

Yeah. Girls.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Girls, Beards and mustaches. And women. Yeah. All right, let's.

[C]

I wonder if Nancy probably grows, like, one. One black hair on her lip.

[D]

Oh, one long black hair on her lip that she plucks all the time.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Is that true, Nancy?

[C]

She's not gonna answer. Just here. I just hear water bubbling.

[D]

I just hear the running water. The water bubbling. What?

[A]

044-834-200.

[D]

What even was that? What is that? You know what that was?

[C]

That was a flop. This might be a banger. Is he gonna talk?

[D]

What's going on?

[C]

Is he gonna talk?

[D]

This guy's from straight up Africa, I think, too.

[C]

See for president. So I'm assuming it's the black guy's video. You think he's from Africa? They get. They.

[D]

That guy in the bottom is like that in Africa? I think so.

[C]

Gaming chairs.

[D]

Yeah, they wash up on shore sometimes.

[C]

Video gaming chairs in Africa. What are you gonna tell me?

[D]

Like, know the. The tanker, the. The shipment thing falls over, and then the Somalian pirates.

[C]

What do they call them?

[D]

Shipments? Oh, those are cargo cults.

[C]

Cargo cult? Yeah.

[D]

This guy's part of a cargo cult. He's pointing. He's like, I intercepted this chair. It was for the white man, but the white man was taking it. But it's for me now.

[C]

Look at me.

[D]

That's my chair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Let's see what he's saying.

[D]

The God gave me the chair.

[C]

If he's even gonna say anything.

[D]

He might not so much. Oh, okay, okay. But I was definitely right. Listen to his accent. Fat watch, people.

[C]

100%, he said.

[D]

Or fat. Nancy.

[C]

We. Are you keeping score? Are you keeping track of the score of who's winning?

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Crushing. What? What do you think that it's gotten so violent, but the world never got violent. There is no got. The world has been violent since the beginning. Cain killed Abel, man. Cain killed Abel.

[C]

The third person on the planet killed the fourth person on the planet. We weren't even able to make it

[D]

to three people before somebody was a murdered.

[C]

Why Third World countries always put laugh tracks behind their shit.

[D]

You think this is funny?

[C]

You think this is funny?

[D]

This is not funny. The third person killed the fourth person on the planet.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And you think this is funny?

[C]

You think this is a game?

[D]

Look at smiling down there.

[C]

We laughing.

[D]

You ain't got shit. I literally know that right outside of that camera shot that that African guy's got going on, he doesn't even have walls.

[C]

No, that's just mud.

[D]

That's an open market held together with spit. His family's getting machine. At one time, a third of the people on the planet were murderers, right? A third of the people in the hood aren't murderers. A third of the people who own guns aren't murderers. A third of the people in jail aren't even murderers. Right? San Quentin, Alcatraz, Folsom Prison are safer than the book of Genesis. You thought Compton and Baghdad were tough? Try downtown Eden.

[C]

When the sun goes notes down, there

[D]

was murder and violence at person three. One couple.

[C]

This guy seems intolerable to talk to. Imagine being cornered.

[D]

He thinks he's spitting.

[C]

We got cornered at the coffee shop again.

[D]

I thought he was great.

[C]

I know you did.

[D]

I didn't have a problem with any of the conversation that we had.

[C]

Well, don't say he watched the show, boys. Shut the up, Nancy.

[D]

Shut your mouth. Nancy.

[C]

Who had the world to themselves.

[D]

And one of them was claiming this

[C]

town ain't big enough for the two of us.

[D]

Right?

[C]

Kane killed 25. This dude right here said so much fat.

[D]

Watch.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

All right. This is flop and then mid.

[C]

Whatever.

[D]

Look at this guy. He's walleyed.

[C]

Mom, if you watching, don't send me that.

[D]

Hashtag Trump, hashtag War, hashtag Iran, hashtag everybody.

[C]

Does this matter if you put hashtags in a video?

[D]

No, I don't think that matters.

[C]

I don't think it matters.

[D]

I don't think the algorithm.

[C]

It is an algorithmic thing. It has to be. And it's out there stated.

[D]

I don't think that that's real chat. Is this real? If you put a hashtag, images of hashtags in your video.

[C]

No, it's not real.

[D]

How the hashtags work.

[C]

Hashtag was an old classification mechanism, an old Twitter.

[D]

Even. Even they've done without it now. Elon was like, stop using it. You.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

He's like, you don't have to.

[C]

Slowing my down.

[D]

I'm trying to tell you how to use my Antichrist app.

[C]

And this guy goes, oh, put it on videos.

[D]

My B system app.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Oh, what's going on here?

[C]

What do you think I should put my eyes further from my head? Okay.

[D]

Yo.

[C]

What?

[D]

This is crazy. David Icke is starting with gray area Monarch.

[C]

Let's see it.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, so see it. Gray area is. Is talking. And he goes. To be clear, I was raised in Monarch. I'm not saying it didn't happen at all. Scroll to my highlights.

[C]

Hard segue to some other.

[D]

I just don't. You know what, dude, why.

[C]

No, don't pull. Don't pull it. I've been getting worried about it. I had a premonition. I was like, he's gonna pull that gun. Blau blow Mason. Oh, she's rich.

[D]

She could afford it. I'm just saying.

[C]

A couple holes.

[D]

I'm just saying. I want to punch David Ike in the mouth there. There you go.

[C]

All right.

[D]

So he's just going after I was raised in.

[C]

How come David. How come you never answer me?

[D]

He never wants to. Yeah. It's worse than a limited hangout. Disclosure of this stuff is being manipulated to the extreme detriment of humanity and especially survivors in the wrong. The wrong ones are getting eyes, ears and trust and so much worse. And then this says the usual suspects are suddenly instant experts on Monarch mind control. This is someone who says they experience Monarch.

[C]

It's like, yeah, he retweeted him.

[D]

He retweeted him and called him the usual suspect. Send it to me, quote, experts.

[C]

I just want to call him gay.

[D]

Yeah, dude, I hate that. You're playing in the wrong water, bitch.

[C]

It's weird, too, because we know. We know people that like David Icke. Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

What should I say to him? I don't even know the premonition that I've had. You've got to stop. You've got to stop with it. Let me. I don't know what to say to David. Ike.

[D]

Gay.

[C]

I don't like you.

[D]

Ugly, stupid.

[C]

I don't like you.

[D]

I don't like you.

[C]

You old.

[D]

You old British. Oh, no, it's not a Sig. It would have gone off if it was.

[C]

It would have gone off long

[D]

ago. All right, all right. So I'm sorry. We were watching messages from Mom.

[C]

Yeah. Message from. Before we started doing all this crazy. Here we go. This guy. Oh, man, I. Man, I see why we got sidetracked. Like, this guy's eyes.

[D]

Joshua Doherty, AKA of course.

[C]

Of course.

[D]

He sounds like that, too. Yeah, he does sound like that.

[C]

You know, it's crazy. Look at his eye.

[D]

He's looking.

[C]

Who's he looking at?

[D]

A couple of things. A couple of people.

[C]

Side. Keep an eye on his. Keep an eye on those hashtags.

[D]

Joshua Lloyd Fox. I'm an author. I'm a vet. A veteran.

[C]

He writes two pages at the same time.

[D]

You're gonna write a book? You can't look at the book? I don't understand. That's great.

[C]

He's probably gonna say he got injured in the war. And I'm gonna be like,

[D]

I've worked for the US government and the DOD for 28 years, and I don't want to get on here and be an alarmist, but some of the things that I've seen lately, especially in the escalation of the war with Iran, has me really worried.

[C]

So you could send fan mail slash art. Stinky sock. And anybody else listening to this?

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Actually, we want. We'll come back to this. We want to do like a short episode of the Y' All Send Us. Oh, and we'll call it the Y' All Send Us.

[D]

The Y' All Sent Us. And we'll unbox It.

[C]

And we'll unbox it here at the table. You could send it to the standard coffee shop. That is. What is it? 1552. Hold on.

[D]

If you guys want to send me a blue jumpsuit with silver boots and silver gloves, I'll wear the. Those.

[C]

What size you wearing these days?

[D]

10? In shoes, gloves are just, I don't know, Regular.

[C]

No, I meant, like. I meant, like, shirts.

[D]

Oh, I don't know. Medium. I'm a very medium sized guy.

[C]

Okay. 155. That was me. Yeah, they were. They would make it Funny. They go, how come that guy's wearing such tight pants? And I looked, and you were walking in the bathroom.

[D]

Who said that? These rich women. Rich white women. Who.

[C]

These. Which.

[D]

What? White? No.

[C]

1552 Bella Cruz Drive. Sweet B. The village is Florida 32159. That's a standard.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Coffee.

[D]

What are you doing? You're reading Code Standard.

[C]

Coffee lounge, Christian library. So it's like standard clcl. You could look it up on Google. That's where we're at. Don't send it to the other standard. Because.

[D]

Yeah, we won't get. We won't get it to us. But. Yeah, it makes people feel bad. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

That'll be like this for me.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

No, not for.

[D]

For you.

[C]

For other people.

[D]

Send us whatever you want. Well, send us something.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, as long as it's not illegal.

[C]

Yeah, nothing illegal.

[D]

Don't be.

[C]

Put your name.

[D]

Yeah, put your name on the box. Somebody sent us a bunch of Bibles to give away, and they put no name on the box.

[C]

Yeah. So now we have 40, 50 heavy Bibles, and they go, the price was paid 2,000 years ago. Yeah, let me know if you need more. And we're like, how out.

[D]

We don't know who gave this. And I said, when we got him, I said, thank God, because I was promised these 3,000.

[C]

Said he's gonna send you a 3XL flying swirl suit. That's funny.

[D]

It's not gonna fit. I'm not a big person at all. Even if I was fat, I'm still borderlining a. Can you send.

[C]

Can somebody. Can somebody send me something? And I know. I don't want to be like that guy.

[D]

You just got a laser or not a laser. Yeah.

[C]

That's the only thing that I've ever gotten.

[D]

David, be grateful.

[C]

I am. I'm super grateful. Look at all the. That I'm making.

[D]

How cool is this? Not a laser. What is.

[C]

Is it called? It's a 3D printer.

[D]

3D printer.

[C]

I don't mean to beg, and I don't mean to be nasty.

[D]

What, you. I get stuff. You get stuff. Everybody gets stuff.

[C]

No, I don't get anything. All right, well, the only thing is burn it. That's true. You do.

[D]

You'll get upset, and then you'll burn it. You'll accuse them of witchcraft. Yeah, yeah. If I sent you something, you'd burn it. Okay, well, that's. You.

[C]

Okay, I did say something. Say that. Okay, I did say that. Okay, I did say that. Okay, that's fair. Okay, I did say that. Okay.

[D]

We still have the Arizona. We have some Arizona teas in the fridge. That wasn't for me. No, he. Man sent it for everybody.

[C]

No, no, he sent that for you.

[D]

Okay, fine.

[C]

And he took them. David. Put them to his side. Then. Then you got hot dogs, then you got soda, Then you got. They sent you a bunch of things.

[D]

Seems like they're trying to keep me fat.

[C]

Yeah, but they send you other gifts, too. I get, like, a nice letter, which is nice. Thank you. I appreciate that. The letter. But I get nothing. Nothing for me.

[D]

Me, Right?

[C]

Go ahead, say it. Everyone.

[D]

Nancy.

[C]

Go ahead, say it. Me, right.

[D]

You. Doc.

[C]

See, that's that.

[D]

And that's how you says it. It makes me real.

[C]

That's how all of you feel about me.

[D]

Yeah, well, when she says it, doesn't it like it sounds?

[C]

David, those glasses.

[D]

No, these are my glasses.

[C]

They sent him that pimple that he's got right there.

[D]

I was hoping you wouldn't talk about the pimple at all. That really upsets me. Can we get back to messages from mine?

[C]

I don't even. It doesn't even have to be worth it. Anything. Send me something. We want to open it. 1552 Bella Cruz Drive. The standard coffee shop, casino, laundry.

[D]

But that wasn't like you didn't send us physical copy. Send us physical copies. In a frame.

[C]

Pics, you dirty top. What pics?

[D]

The. Remember the pic of him in the. In the.

[C]

You did?

[D]

Yeah. Put it in a frame. Send it to us.

[C]

If you put it in. I don't know if I can hang that one up.

[D]

Yeah, you can hang it. Because it's not like it's his.

[C]

No, they send me nice stuff. Look at. Look, I'm getting middle fingers.

[D]

Is.

[C]

You know. You know, guys.

[D]

Well, it doesn't.

[C]

I'm not saying it's got to be expensive. I'm just saying, like, you know. Yeah. Something that. I know you're thinking about me. That's all.

[D]

Fine.

[C]

Messages from Mom. Whatever.

[D]

Yeah, currently, I'm sitting not even a mile from Tinker Air Force Base. I work for Boeing, currently.

[C]

Of course he does. This guy's a bitch. I don't want to go watch this.

[D]

I don't want to read the caption is going to be anything good.

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It looks like the theater. The. Oh, the theater. Oh, wait a second. Theater of war is in. The middle east is escalating with.

[D]

Top is a medium.

[C]

No, I'm a large. Don't send me shirts. I got too many shirts.

[D]

Look, See, that's why. Now you're picky. Now you're picky. Dude, this is it. You're picky.

[C]

No.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What should I get? I feel like I could ask for anything.

[D]

No, you can't ask for anything.

[C]

Well, I'll be honest. The bar is a little hard. High.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Last thing I got is a fucking 3D printer.

[D]

Send me a Toyota Corolla.

[C]

Nobody knows what tops like.

[D]

Top likes 96 Toyota Corolla.

[C]

You know what I like? J, E, J, F? I like. I like a subservient audience. Yeah, that's what I like.

[D]

I like a. A producer that, you know, appreciates us.

[C]

Yeah. Queef Latina just blew me a kiss. Now I didn't get it. Oh, pla. Filament. That would be fun.

[D]

Fun? I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't even want anything. I don't. You know what? I don't want anything from you. Look at David's face. I think I know why David gets.

[D]

Why is that?

[C]

Because you do a solo show and you talk to them.

[D]

I haven't done a solo show in a long time. Been quite lazy.

[C]

Quite late. Yeah. Why have you stopped?

[D]

Just exactly what I said.

[C]

Just lazy.

[D]

Well, you know what it is? We do so much content. I feel like I don't have anything left to really talk about. You know, to do a whole ass solo show.

[C]

That's true.

[D]

We're recording every single day.

[C]

I can't tell you how much, how. What size shoes I am.

[D]

I'm size 10. You can get me size 10 shoes.

[C]

No, see, now we. Now I feel like we're begging.

[D]

I want a blue suit, blue jumpsuit with silver boots and silver gloves, and I'll wear it. It's got to be breathable, though, because it gets hot in here, man. But I want to do a Pleiadian episode.

[C]

A Pleiadian episode?

[D]

Yeah, where we just. You know what we do? We should do an episode where we just make fun of. We go into, like, the Galactic Federation of Light and all the Pleiadian, and we dress. Dress like that and we just make fun of it the whole time. Yeah, that'd be great.

[C]

What do I. What do I want? I don't like. I don't have a lot of.

[D]

If I make you something, will you promise not to burn?

[C]

Absolutely not.

[D]

See, the witchcraft. Always with the witchcraft. She's like, to have the hair of a virgin and the blood of a small boy. What are you gonna make? You'll find out. Bled cell.

[C]

It's gonna be made with blood. That. You were gonna say blood.

[D]

No, no. It's going to be blessed with love.

[C]

Oh, God, it makes me nervous. I guess you're right. I guess you're right. I think the reason people.

[D]

And you're difficult to shop for.

[C]

Nancy's right, too. She's like, yeah, people send you. They were thinking about sending stuff and you think that it's cursed. Don't send me bloody panties. Don't send me bloody, shitty panties.

[D]

Yeah, definitely curse. Don't send bloody, shitty panties. Don't want that.

[C]

The smell.

[D]

Yeah. Small vials of blood.

[C]

Nah.

[D]

From the. You know what we should do? Let's start collecting the audience's blood. Send it to us in a small vial with your name on it.

[C]

Well, we'll just organize it right here across the show.

[D]

Crazy would that be. We had a shelf full of the blood of our audience. Oh, my God.

[C]

People are already kind of soft, complaining that it's a little creepy back here with the skull and all.

[D]

I'll take your blood.

[C]

No, they will. Somebody will send you blood. Don't do that.

[D]

You're not fun. One. That is.

[C]

Why don't you send. Yes. Send your blood to blurry creatures. Don't do that.

[D]

Let's give him Blurry creatures number. Give the audience blurry creatures phone number.

[C]

We could call him right now. No.

[D]

No. All right, fine.

[C]

We're not gonna do that. I really want anything either. It's that. I really like that.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And we have a. We have a lady that.

[D]

Oh, you know what? I Like, I like knives.

[C]

Yeah, we have. David has enough knives.

[D]

No, this one's a cute little baby knife.

[C]

Every day he's got a different knife.

[D]

Knife.

[C]

We don't need that.

[D]

If you want to send me a little baby knife, you know what it is?

[C]

I don't need anything. I don't need anything.

[D]

I don't even want anything.

[C]

What would. What would Matt get. Matt get mad about?

[D]

What would Matt get mad at vials of blood if we kept vials of dog in the. He's.

[C]

He won't let us do that. Someone sent y' all a fog machine that we can't use inside?

[D]

I don't know if we. I think we can use it.

[C]

Well, then you got a research. They sent David a fog machine.

[D]

Oh, we all got it. We're the recipients of a fog machine.

[C]

Ask for a fog machine.

[D]

I didn't ax you. Axe.

[C]

You know what it is? Axe and you shall receive.

[D]

I pull that up, Nancy.

[C]

Ax and you shall receive. All right, all right.

[D]

Put it on this white woman.

[C]

Well, it might be a man.

[D]

Yeah, could be the Pope.

[C]

Thousand likes pope and a 10 year old boy are all on a plane.

[D]

Plane.

[C]

That. That's all I need to hear. We know what happened.

[D]

What she said a Pope.

[C]

The pope and a 10 year old boy are on a plane.

[D]

Oh, the Pope had sex with him.

[C]

It is losing altitude fast, about to crash. The pilot comes over the intercom and he's like, we're going down. There's only three parachutes left and there are four of us on this plane, myself included. He's like, I have a wife and kids. I have to get home to them. So tough. I'm taking one, grabs a picture pack and jumps out of the plane. Donald Trump stands up next, goes, I am the most important person on this plane. I am the smartest president in American history, and I'm the only one who can get America back on track. Okay. The American people need me. Thank you for your sacrifice. I'm taking one. Trump grabs a pack, jumps out of the plane. So then the Pope turns to the 10 year old boy and he says, I don't want to die, but if it's my time, it's my time. I'm at peace with God. I have lived a long, good life. Life. You, on the other hand, have your entire life in front of you. Go live an amazing. Where the is this going?

[D]

I feel like this is about to be the biggest waste of time. White women.

[C]

Well, it's really my mom's fault if this is. We're going to. Who are we blaming?

[D]

No, it's fine.

[C]

It's fine.

[D]

Fine.

[C]

Just let it go. Not going to be rude.

[D]

She shouldn't even pay attention to what this woman is saying.

[C]

See, in the afterlife, little boy smiles at the pope and says, don't worry, your holiness. We can both make it to the ground safely. Confused but intrigued, the Pope says, well, how do you figure we do that? I appreciate you trying to save my life. She can't even tell a joke in one sitting. This is just cut, cut, cut. These parachutes can't take the weight of two people. It's better that you take the parachute and live than us both try to take this one parachute down and both perish. Little boy goes, we don't. I don't need. I feel like I'm kind of too far in. Dude.

[D]

This is like, this is. I, I. I could kill this white woman chat.

[C]

Should we just forget about this?

[D]

No, we got to keep going. Let's just do it.

[C]

You've reached the halfway point. Yeah, it's like, fuck, Fine.

[D]

Cross the Rubicon.

[C]

Need to share a parachute, Father. The smartest president in American history just took my backpack. Donald Trump. I don't get it.

[D]

Oh, my God. I don't even understand. And, you know, it's been a while since we did messages from mom.

[C]

Oh, that's an anti Trump joke. Trump jumped out the plane with his book bag. All right, See, my mom. My mom, like, fluctuates dangerously between.

[D]

That was up, man.

[C]

Yeah, David didn't like that.

[D]

I couldn't stand that. What was this? We got thumbs down.

[C]

Oh, mom. Messages from mom. This is Chad.

[D]

Is this real? That was gay. Yeah, that was gay.

[C]

You know what this is?

[D]

This is the feedback.

[C]

This is the feedback I'm. You're gonna get from the chat and also from me.

[D]

Don't know what, man is. This show is raw, dude. It's raw and it's real.

[C]

Could be bad.

[D]

It could be a bad show.

[C]

Is your mom aware of this segment? She knows.

[D]

She.

[C]

Yeah, she's performing.

[D]

Performing.

[C]

This is what I'm saying. I'm like, yo, you know that we're gonna. Okay, that's all right. And it's a good part of the show. We like. We like this part of the show, but you got to bring your A game.

[D]

Yeah. What happened to her getting her own show? I thought I was gonna produce it. Is that crazy?

[C]

Well, did you see what just happened here?

[D]

Come on, now.

[C]

Can't be trusted. What? The last one?

[D]

Huh?

[C]

Is this even a video?

[D]

He's about to do a Trump impersonation. Got a new. God damn it. I don't know who the he's impersonating.

[C]

I don't know who that is. And it's. It's not even playing. You know what? I think we're good.

[D]

Let me see if I can find one interesting thing to. To salvage this episode.

[C]

You know, that was bad. Look, Nancy's laughing at us, man. She's laughing at us.

[D]

This is crazy. Crazy.

[C]

She's sending me stuff from. Oh, my God.

[D]

That hurted so bad. No.

[C]

What are you doing? What is she sending me things from?

[D]

Oh, no. The Crassensteins.

[C]

This is crazy. What does she think? What kind of show do you think we do over here?

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I'll watch it because I want to see David suffer. United States was going to strike our assets in the region, and he made a determination to launch Operation Epic Fury.

[D]

Wait a minute. So we went to war with Iran

[C]

because the guy who had a feeling

[D]

that injecting bleach could help cure disease.

[C]

This is wild. Where have I went wrong with you mother? Has the propaganda not worked?

[D]

She's all over the map.

[C]

You see what I mean?

[D]

All over the map.

[C]

You see what I'm saying?

[D]

Yep. You know what it is? And things are so heavy, they're just pulling her in either direction.

[C]

I think if she were in studio to explain herself, it would be a lot better.

[D]

Oh, God, no.

[C]

There's nothing to explain.

[D]

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