Nephilim Death Squad Biblical Conspiracy: "My Fathers Basement | NDS Chronicles"

Date: January 2, 2026
Hosts: TopLobsta, Raven

Episode Overview

In this episode of NDS Chronicles, hosts TopLobsta and Raven descend into the world of biblical conspiracies, supernatural testimonies, and wild listener stories—all peppered with their characteristic irreverence. With special attention given to a sprawling listener account about haunted houses, spiritual encounters, and corporate debauchery, the conversation weaves between lighthearted mockery and genuine analysis of the paranormal, all through a biblical lens.

Major Discussion Points & Key Segments

1. Show Banter, Mockery, and Community Housekeeping (00:15 – 16:20)

• The hosts introduce the episode, humorously clarifying their relationship with fans’ submissions: “the show where we read your supernatural testimony and we mock you...maybe sometimes offer some advice or guidance...” (00:20, Raven)

• Various ways to engage: submitting stories, Patreon, and event teaser for Bohemian Grove.

• Internal ribbing and a bit of NDS “show drama” over friend/enemy/rival Timothy Albarino—including playful deep-dive into his lexical habits (“He uses ‘perhaps’ a lot, search it!” – 05:22, Raven).

• Recap of gear upgrades and fundraising success: a food pantry fund surpasses $3,000 (12:37)

  “I think people donated money because they were like, I want to see if these assholes can even orcas—like, organize and do this.”
  (13:21, Raven)

2. Personalities and Biblical Conspiracy Scene Shoutouts (03:35 – 16:25)

• Friendly rivalry and meme-ification of community figures (Timothy Albarino, David Wilcox).
• Discussion about spiritual concepts like “Christ consciousness.”
• Light critique and inside jokes about recurring guests and show friends.
• Commentary on “adversary or friend” dynamics (07:21).

3. Listener Submission: The Chronicles of Holly’s Haunted House (17:03 – 82:22)

The main feature is an in-depth, rambling supernatural testimony from a listener named Holly, broken into two detailed readings—interspersed with banter, analysis, and continual comedic interrupts.

a) Holly’s Testimony, Part 1: Salvation and Supernatural Experience (17:03 – 27:59)

• Holly describes a religious awakening at a youth retreat and subsequent efforts to keep her spiritual "fire" alive.
• Struggles with isolation after peers drop out of her prayer group.
• The hosts alternate between joking about the emotive writing and parsing the sincerity of teen faith journeys.
• Notable quote:

  “I broke down in tears, and I prayed and said, ‘God, if you’re real, you need to prove it to me.’”
  (21:10, Holly's email, read aloud)

b) The Labyrinthine Mansion: Wealth and Weirdness (28:26 – 39:37)

• Holly meticulously details her childhood home’s elaborate, maze-like layout—multiple staircases, secret rooms, a butler’s pantry.
• The hosts alternately express disbelief, boredom, and jealousy at the house's extravagance:

  “This is like… my father’s mansion has many rooms.”
  (36:55, Raven)

c) The Basement Ghost Encounter (45:34 – 53:43)

• Holly and her friend Victoria experience overwhelming dread in the basement, witness apparitions or “feet,” and flee, feeling pursued by evil.
• The hosts irreverently break the tension:

  “Just feet? Disembodied feet? That’s crazy.”
  (50:29, TopLobsta)

d) Supernatural Aftermath and Parental Response (53:43 – 62:44)

• Paranormal activity spills into malfunctioning electronics—random noises and computer glitches.
• Discussion about mothers being closer to “the veil,” and how women relate spiritually.

e) Mockery of Detailed Descriptions and Audience Gender Demographics (38:40, 54:38, 59:07)

• The hosts frequently break to roast Holly’s exhaustive home descriptions, surmising that 40% of the show’s audience is female because of such content.
• Extended digression into gender roles, biblical injunctions about women speaking, and addressing messages from “bimbo astrology” (see Notable Moments).

4. Community Q&A and Rambling Segments (87:00 – End)

• The hosts openly debate the value of co-host Matt, their shop arrangements, and keep soliciting the audience’s favorite among cast members.
• Extended mock negotiation with Matt for his “cut.”
• More playful engagement with the chat, audience poll on show favorites, and the conflation of biblical, spiritual, and personal drama elements.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

1. On AI and Modern Conspiracies (03:53)

“It doesn’t matter. Because AI is so sophisticated now that it’s like, oh, you’re gonna show me footage? You’re gonna show me pictures. Don’t care.”
—Raven

2. On Listener Demographics (53:00)

“Yeah, 40.9 is girls. 59.1 is men. 0% is other. Hell yeah. Based. Fuck out of here, trannies.”
—TopLobsta

3. Holly’s Haunting (50:04)

“I saw the silhouette of a man... Not a face, but an almost translucent head shape and very clearly, a white t-shirt and jeans. And the presence felt evil.”
—Holly (email, read aloud)

4. Mockery at Length (38:53)

“Imagine if she would have came to the shop and sat there and told us. Oh, I would have shot her. I think I would have opened fired on her, emptied out the clip.”
—Raven, as the layout descriptions go on and on

5. Bimbo Astrology Message (57:38, 59:04)

“I don’t understand if your podcast is woman friendly. On one hand, you are teaching important things and women seek knowledge. On the other hand, sometimes it makes me cry.”
—Bimbo Astrology, relayed by Raven

6. On Power Struggles Over Show Ownership (91:10 – 93:45)

“You were trying to get a stiff 10%, we’re gonna kick you out of here... What do you want? Here’s a good question. We’re taking a survey.”
—Raven, inviting Matt on air for his cut

7. Cocaine Midgets and Corporate Revelations (100:49)

“Arnold got fired... at these parties, he hired midgets as servers and had trays strapped to their heads. Trays that they use for cocaine…”
—Holly (as read by Raven), ending the drawn-out saga

Key Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |-----------|--------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:15 | Show intro, “mockery” premise, Patreon callouts | | 03:35 | Psyop season, recent episode banter, thoughts on Epstein | | 05:00 | Timothy Albarino banter, word-usage games | | 12:37 | Fundraiser results update / $3125 raised for the food pantry | | 17:03 | Begin Holly’s Chronicles: Ghosts, faith, and the basement | | 20:00-23:00 | Youth retreat spiritual experience, journaling | | 28:26 | Holly’s labyrinthine home detailed for 10+ minutes | | 45:34 | The ghost encounter in the basement/feet apparition | | 53:00 | Banter: audience is 40.9% women, gender role monologue | | 57:38 | Bimbo Astrology’s feedback on the show | | 82:22 | Reading transitions to 'Part Two'—cocaine midgets in Vegas | | 91:03 | Negotiating Matt's "cut" live and chat poll about show favorites | | 100:49 | The end of Holly's saga: cocaine midgets, corporate misadventures |

Style & Tone

This episode is emblematic of Nephilim Death Squad’s irreverent, sometimes caustic approach: fast-paced, cutting, and self-aware, addressing both biblical supernaturalism and podcast community with equal parts insight and comedic derailment. Moments of real curiosity about spiritual experience are interwoven with relentless roasting, making the content both engaging and unpredictable—especially for listeners looking for unconventional takes on the paranormal and faith.

For New Listeners

This episode gives a strong taste of NDS’s unique blend of biblical conspiracy, raw honesty, and community interactivity. Even without prior exposure, the playful sparring, listener engagement, and mix of skepticism and belief make for an engaging, if wild, ride through the modern “supernatural testimony” scene. The “Holly saga” alone is worth it for the outlandish story and the hosts’ mounting exasperation.

Skip the first 16 minutes if you want to get straight to the submitted supernatural stories and their associated tangents!