National Alien Abduction Day | Neph 2 America

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad – National Alien Abduction Day | Neph 2 America (March 30, 2026)

Hosts: David Lee Corbo ("The Raven") & Top Lobsta
Network: TopLobsta Productions

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

This episode of Neph 2 America (a subseries of Nephilim Death Squad) loosely coincides with National Alien Abduction Day, blending the usual mix of Christian comedy, conspiracy discussion, and biblical worldview investigation. David and Top Lobsta take listeners through a bouncing, irreverent, and sometimes deeply researched journey across government alien rumors, internet conspiracy phenomena, and the spiritual state of America. Deep dives into viral internet weirdness, celebrity conspiracy, and high-level governmental claims all come shaded with deadpan humor and a sense of "end of days" cultural commentary. The show finishes up with their fan-favorite "Messages from Mom" segment and a lively mailbag/unboxing with the in-person studio crew.

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS & SEGMENTS

1. Opening Banter & Local Color [02:33–09:25]

• Hosts Establish Tone

  • David (“the Raven”) and Top Lobsta trade banter about their role as contrarians in the “end of days.”
  • Humorous promotion of their Patreon, exclusive content (joking ideas: members-only “box opening” episodes).

• Colorful Personal Anecdote

  • David shares a bizarre story of witnessing a woman publicly flashing her boyfriend in a store parking lot, leading to humorous, off-the-cuff race/class commentary.
    "I'm talking swinging everything. There's no—in a sundress, there's no need for undergarment, I suppose." [05:32, David]

• Personal Health

  • The two joke about aging, exercise struggles, and drinking wine post-workout.

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2. Government Alien/Teleportation Claims Breakdown [09:25–20:11]

• Teleportation to Waffle House

  • A viral story is examined: a FEMA official, Greg Phillips, claims to have been "teleported against his will" to a Waffle House 50 miles away (source: The Guardian, dubiousness addressed).
  • The hosts lampoon the story, suggesting blackouts/drinking over real teleportation, and riffing on Waffle House and government “far-right conspiracy theorist” language.

• Deep Dive:

  • Discussion of media bias ("Why does it have to say conspiracy theorist?") and possibility of government cover-up or elaborate hoax.
  • The hosts interrogate the logic of the teleportation (distance, experience, whether it’s simply blackout/intoxication, etc.).

• Memorable Quote:
  "Teleporting is no fun. You know it's happening, but you can't do anything about it. You just go with the ride." [17:53, quoting Greg Phillips' claim]

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3. Viral Internet Conspiracies & Doppelgängers [22:00–34:38]

• Palm Beach Pete: The Epstein Doppelgänger

  • Discussion of viral videos about “Palm Beach Pete,” a Florida man who looks exactly like Jeffrey Epstein and denies being him, yet admits to having partied with Epstein.
  • The hosts analyze visual similarities, teeth, possible cosmetic surgery, and the wider implications/outrage of possible elite trolling/gaslighting.

• Conspiracy Community Engagement

  • Joking suggestions to have Palm Beach Pete on the show (to “beat him up,” for “pure fun,” to check his “egg-shaped penis”).
  • The ethics and psychology of lookalikes and manufactured narrative confusion (“Spider-Man meme of gaslighting”).

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4. Social Media, New Media Feds & Culture Industry [43:16–47:12]

• Rise of New Gen “Fed” Podcasters
  • The hosts survey odd proliferation of new podcast/YouTube personalities interviewing big names with tiny followings ("Are they made in a lab?").
  • Deliberation over the artificiality and “lab-grown Zoomers” in digital media.
  • "This kid is a fed for sure." [43:42, Top Lobsta]

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5. Alien Abductions, UFO Sightings, and Predictions [68:22–87:18]

• NYC: Alien Abduction Hotspot

  • Per the NY Post, New York is now the third-most-likely state for alien abductions; the hosts riff on National Alien Abduction Day and mass UFO sightings.

• UFO Videos & News

  • Commentary on recent UFO footage (cigar-shaped craft over Iran).
  • Integration of pop culture: Trump allegedly promising to release "the alien file" to actor Dennis Quaid.

• 4chan WW3 & Fake Alien Invasion Predictions [72:31–87:18]

  • The hosts break down a viral 4chan post forecasting global war and a staged alien invasion as part of end-times prophecy. Steps involve attacks on Iran, oil and military escalations, ultimately a “Majestic 12” rollout of “programmed lifeforms” (synthetic aliens) to hunt survivors.
  • Theoretical discussion: would they be “allowed” to kill these synthetic aliens? (“I just want to be allowed to kill one.” [87:03, David])
  • “Fake aliens will be defeated with the help of real ones” – interpretation about Pleiadians vs. Greys, and when killing “aliens” becomes spiritually/morally sanctioned.

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6. Mandela Effects, Mass Memory, and Techno-Conspiracy [54:44–66:09]

• Chick-fil-A Mandela Effect

  • The hosts deeply discuss the idea that “Chik Fil A” was always the spelling, and the implications of wide collective misremembering.
    • "We experienced a Mandela effect." [56:28, Top Lobsta]
  • Speculation on Wi-Fi, radio wave influence, and physical vs. psychological explanations.

• Trump on 6G and Biometrics [62:45–65:21]

  • Clip: Trump talking about “6G” tech and surveillance, and conspiratorial extrapolations (biometrics, “deeper into your skin”).

• Racially Charged Tech Jokes

  • Discussion devolves into jokes about 6G, black culture, and street style, as it "affects" people in comic ways.

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7. Paranormal Personalities, Scandals & Reputation [47:12–53:10]

• Chris Bledsoe Exposé
  • The hosts play a news segment about UFO “experiencer” Chris Bledsoe's questionable business practices before his public reputation as a contactee—joking that bad contractors can't build literal or spiritual houses.

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8. Music, Worship, and Modern Church Criticism [104:55–120:58]

• Church Service Rant

  • Extended reflection on the state of modern church: too much worship music, not enough scripture; desire for “meat” vs. “milk” sermons; wrestling with the pop-musicization of worship.
  • Personal and generational perspectives—debating how much to blame the format vs. individual spiritual hunger.

• Memorable Quotes:

  • "Who is Jesus Christ? ... It's one thing to talk about him in a theoretical way or speak in platitudes or vague proclamations of him being our Savior. ... It's another to answer the question, who is Jesus?" [110:41, David]

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9. Messages from Mom & Listener Interaction [129:36–142:17]

• "Messages From Mom" Segment
  • Series of TikToks and forwarded clips sent by TopLobsta’s mother:
    • Some are critiqued as “non-content” spiritual platitudes, others are genuinely intriguing (e.g., security cam footage of flying black shapes dubbed “Dementors”).
    • The hosts joke lovingly about their tolerance for this segment dropping, promising to “do better” or possibly end it.
    • The audience and supporting crew (Nancy, Matt, extended family) join the commentary.

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10. Unboxing, Community Connection, & Sign-off [143:30–end]

• Mailbag & Unboxing
  • The hosts (and some studio audience) open fan-sent gifts:
    • Books, Christian tchotchkes (rubber JESUS figures), slippers, “golden skull” Nephilim Desk Squad tokens.
    • Double as a call-out for more community participation (address for sending mail given).
  • In-person fun as shop friends and family pass through.
  • Closing shot includes real-life “Mama Lobster” joining on camera.

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NOTABLE QUOTES & MEMORABLE MOMENTS

• On Government Alien Teleportation:
  "A top FEMA official claims he was teleported to a Waffle House against his will—he says, teleporting is no fun." [10:02, David (quoting news)]

• On Elite Lookalike Gaslighting:
  "We're gaslighting our elites and our elites are gaslighting us—Spider-Man meme." [29:24, TopLobsta]

• On Conspiratorial Media Proliferation:
  "Are these people made in a lab?" [44:16, TopLobsta]

• On Killing Fake Aliens:
  "I just want to be allowed to kill one... I'd like to be among the first wave of people that kill at least one." [87:03/87:12, David]

• On Modern Worship:
  "Church Service today was 1.5 hours long. 50 minutes were dedicated to song and tithe, 25 to scripture, and the rest was noise. I left feeling like I needed more..." [110:49, David]

• Fan Connection:
  "Guys, send more stuff and we'll open it." [154:07, David]

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IMPORTANT TIMESTAMPS

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------|---------------------| | Personal Anecdote/Opening | 02:33–09:25 | | FEMA Official Teleportation Story | 10:01–20:11 | | Epstein Doppelgänger/Palm Beach Pete| 22:00–34:38 | | Media & “Zoomer Fed” Podcasters | 43:16–47:12 | | Alien Abduction/UFO Discussion | 68:22–87:18 | | Mandela Effect (Chick-fil-A) | 54:44–66:09 | | Worship Music/Church Rant | 104:55–120:58 | | Messages From Mom | 129:36–142:17 | | Fan Mail/Unboxing | 143:30–154:55 |

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OVERALL TONE & LANGUAGE

The show stretches from sharp, sometimes abrasive sarcasm and blue humor (“ass-pounding,” “fuck,” etc.), to earnest spiritual searching and cultural lamentation. Humor, skepticism, and tongue-in-cheek biblical references dominate the tone, with frequent in-jokes for the regular audience.

The language is casual, with rough edges; the speakers regularly interrupt and riff, yet there’s an undergirding sincerity to their critiques—especially of American spiritual and cultural malaise in the “end times.”

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SUMMARY FOR NEW LISTENERS

• This episode exemplifies Nephilim Death Squad's blend of wild internet conspiracy, Christian apologetics, participatory humor, and end-times cultural critique.
• Key threads include allegations of government paranormal activity, celebrity/elite duplicity, technology’s effect on consciousness, and the decline of traditional American spiritual life.
• For both true believers and skeptical spectators, there’s an entertaining mixture of seriousness and irreverence, always laced with a demand: stay curious, stay dangerous.

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Memorable Moment:
"Who is Jesus Christ? ... It's one thing to talk about him in a theoretical way or speak in platitudes or vague proclamations of him being our Savior. ... It's another to answer the question, who is Jesus?"
— [110:41, David Lee Corbo]

Transcript

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Nephew America is recorded in front of a live studio audience. Viewer discretion is advised.

[D]

Oh, welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode Nephew America.

[C]

Where is that?

[D]

Where is Nancy? So somebody wake up Nancy. Guys, welcome to Nephew America, your cultural commentary for the end of days. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. And we want busy y' all to pay us. So do it on patreon.com forward/nephilim death squad, where you will gain access.

[C]

That's the wrong picture. I'm sorry.

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You'll gain early access to episodes. You'll also be in the live chat just like you is right now on in the live chat. And you're gonna get ad free viewing experiences, early access, backlogged episodes, access to the members only chats. When we go live and we cut

[C]

the stream access to the maybe members only. What Were we gonna do Members Only box opening? Is that.

[D]

Oh, yeah, we're gonna do the. I think. I don't know. Chad, should we do the unboxing episodes for members only or for everybody?

[C]

They're gon for members because they're.

[D]

Yeah, because they're members.

[C]

Toplopsa.com buy some shirts.

[D]

Yeah, get some shirts.

[C]

Get us some shirt.

[D]

Put on something on your body.

[C]

Buy one, don't buy one. It doesn't do. Whatever.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Get out there. All right. Yeah.

[D]

So I had a story I wanted to start the episode off with. Yesterday, I was going to the store, and. And I pulled into a parking lot. I mean, a parking spot. And I was looking at my phone. You know, you parking, and you look at your phone. So I park, I look at my phone. You go. For a while, it's nice and quiet, and all of a sudden, I hear a couple arguing behind me, and I go, man, all right, I'm just gonna wait in the car because I don't want to get out.

[C]

Where do you be shopping? Because I think I. I saw that you. You put this on Twitter.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. This was.

[C]

You're going to Leesburg.

[D]

Nope. Nope. This was right over here by the Goodwill. I was going to the liquor store to get some wine.

[C]

Well, yeah, everything.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What was your sign?

[D]

Well, I mean, you know, there's plenty of them, I suppose, and. And I hear this. This couple bickering and arguing, and I'm going, all right. I'm just not.

[C]

No, not Aldi's. Aldi's is pretty high class.

[D]

It didn't used to be.

[C]

No. But now it is. Like, if you're going to Aldi's, you're a little highfalutin around here.

[D]

Say, were they. Were they black? No.

[C]

Were they black?

[D]

They were not.

[C]

They're black.

[D]

Nope.

[C]

They're not black around here.

[D]

So it was white. They was. They were white and white.

[C]

And.

[D]

And so all of a sudden, I'm looking because, you know, I am nosy. So I'm looking in the rear view. I'm looking in the side mirrors, and I'm watching him go. And I look like they were kind of fucked up. They were kind of trash.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

And this. This. It was a guy and a girlfriend, and then, you know, the guy is a bit of a wigger.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And the girl, she's a heavier girl with, you know, a bunch of bad tattoos, and she is. Stop showing me that. I'm trying to do a show, man. And she is wearing a sundress. Right. I don't know what the. The context of the conversation was, but all of a sudden she just goes. Grabs a sundress. Whoop. Right over her head.

[C]

Nice.

[D]

And I'm talking swinging everything.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

There's no. In a sundress. There's no need for undergarment. I suppose it's crazy. I don't know what the rules.

[C]

They'd be wilding with the sundress.

[D]

They were. She was wild. Paste. Well, no, it was not. It was bad. And I was like, whoa.

[C]

First off, can I just say, I. I'm still.

[D]

Go ahead.

[C]

I'm in a little bit of shock still. Okay. That Toad really bailed out on us like that.

[D]

Oh, I tried to watch some of the show. I wanted to see what he left us for.

[C]

Big dick to us. And I was like, you watched it too, huh?

[D]

I tried to.

[C]

I watched it on the way home. And I was like, guys, what are we doing here? That hurts more than anything.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, it almost makes me feel like. I feel like Toad blames me for the breakup of Tower Gang.

[D]

Well, I'm to. I'm Yoko Ono. Is it you And I am to blame. Maybe that's what it was.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

And I'm willing to take responsibility for that, but.

[C]

Yeah. You agree, Mr. Lex?

[D]

Guam ban Toad. Consider it.

[C]

Yeah, we'll think about it.

[D]

When I got. I got out of the car after the. The Flash. I mean, it's broad daylight, dog.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Middle of the day, you know, swinging them things.

[C]

No reason why she did it.

[D]

I don't know. I'm sure there was a reason.

[C]

There's always.

[D]

I'm sure there was a reason. I'm sure he said something she didn't like. I don't know. But I get out of the car, I'm walking. I'm like 20, 30ft behind him now. And he breaks away from her. He's just trying to go. And she's like, you don't want me to come with you? And he's going, I don't get. Hey, I don't care where you go. Showing your all out in public like this. Not doing this. Exactly. I don't care where you go. And she's like, I only showed it to you. I was this close to being like, hey, actually, I saw it. Luckily, I didn't see your. Though, because long apron belly actually blocked the too.

[C]

So, like, flappy.

[D]

Flappy. Flat. Oh, yeah, flat. Pancake flapped out over the. Over the pousse. And then just, you know, crazy hangers.

[C]

They think it was Black. It wasn't. It wasn't black.

[D]

No, they were. They were. Well, I still. That. I still think that word applies.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Yeah, Yeah. I think these.

[C]

Oh, my gosh. Okay. That's fine.

[D]

But, yeah, that's. It was an interesting moment, and then, like, I was. You know, Because I thought they were gonna exchange hands, you know.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Like that, huh?

[D]

Yeah. But they didn't. They reconciled, and then by the end of it, they walked, you know, together.

[C]

Are you just buying wine?

[D]

Yeah, I just had some wine.

[C]

Celebratory wine.

[D]

I like a wine. I like a cab. Nothing. I. I celebrated doing sprints yesterday and realizing that my cardio is so much more ass than I thought it was. And I thought I was gonna die.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

My vision corkscrewed a little bit, and I went, holy shit, dude.

[C]

How old are you? 36.

[D]

Yeah, 35. That's when it happens, dude. I. I was pushing myself. I was like, it's no problem, dude. I'm doing rounds in the bag. I can do some sprints. Got down, did the sprint. When it ended, I'm like. My body is. I'm, like, grabbing onto a tree and I'm like, dude, I finally get my. And it hurts. Like, it's just like. Like, it just hurts to do that. So.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And then I start walking back to my garage.

[C]

It'll make you never do it again, right?

[D]

I. I did it a second time, but not that hard. Not that hard. It was like. I wouldn't call it a sprint, even. I'm just trying to get back into the rhythm of doing sprints, but I felt like I did so good that I should just take a couple steps backwards.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And have some wine.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Blat. But, yeah, man. I mean, look, it's nice where we live. The Villages is nice.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And I think that's what makes the anomalies stand out so much.

[C]

He's here.

[D]

I know he's. Go on, get out. What are you doing?

[C]

Why does he act like that?

[D]

Why does he act like that? No, nobody's talking about my neighbor's face. Get out. Everybody's saying nothing but nice.

[C]

No, no, I. I said nice things, too.

[D]

I'm just saying. Nobody's saying, like, oh, man, you look great. No, nobody's saying I look great, but they. They're great. They're just not. They're just not talking about it.

[C]

Let's just stay quiet till he leaves.

[D]

He's gone. So. So, anywho, I guess we're doing this because we were supposed to do an episode With Gray. He got blapped up by. I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, probably the government. Including the government.

[D]

And so we're gonna do Nap to America. We have a lot of really fun content. Actually, I think we have a fun one we should start off with. In regards to the government. Oh, in regards to the government. Yeah. Let's. Let's bring this up on stage here.

[C]

Fan of the government.

[D]

Yeah, I'm already sure.

[C]

Is your thing plugged in? You have your, your drops? Those are good.

[D]

No, my drops don't work. There's no buttons. So here we go. This is from. From something called puberty. I don't know what. Let me see if this works. Okay, almost pressed the wrong button. Let's see. We'll do this one.

[C]

Okay, we're working.

[D]

That was crazy. I didn't know you installed those buttons. N for nuclear. I see this guy, a top U.S. government official at FEMA says he was teleported to a Waffle House against his will. He claims to have traveled 50 miles in an instant and said, quote, teleporting is no fun. This is a great story.

[C]

Yeah. Is there more? Is there an article?

[D]

Let's see if there's an article. You think I would have done that? Fuck no. There's no article. There's a picture of fucking dick. Damn it. Unbelievable, bro. Oh, that's interesting picture. Yeah, I guess not. That's what he's. What happened when he showed up, I actually made a tweet and I said that the, the customers at the Waffle House were too busy fighting one another to notice the sudden appearance of a government official. But yeah, I don't know. I don't, I don't know the context.

[C]

Level government official.

[D]

A top level government official. A FEMA official. Let's see if we can find the article. Female Waffle House. That should be enough keywords to do what we got to do here.

[C]

All right, I like, I like the, the rejoinder of it was not fun. Being teleported is not fun. Well, like against your will, I suppose. Not fun.

[D]

I would like to ask some follow up questions to that. Is it the teleporting?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Or is it the Waffle House?

[C]

Was it the. Yeah. Like, did they. Was it the order. Were your eggs not prepared correctly? What was not fun?

[D]

Or was it the over overwhelming amount of black people you wanted to go to Denny's being violent? So here, let's, let's share this. We got from. What is this? I don't even know what the Guardian.

[C]

Okay. Yeah.

[D]

A reputable Source Reputable Source Top US FEMA officials claim claims to have been teleported to a Waffle House before. This is Greg Phillips. His name is on a podcast. On a podcast.

[C]

It must be true.

[D]

Far right conspiracy theorists turned high ranking Official at the U.S. federal Emergency Management Agency claims. Why does it.

[C]

Why does it have to do that?

[D]

Why does it have to say conspiracy theorist?

[C]

Far right conspiracy theorists.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What do far left conspiracy theorists look like?

[D]

They don't get transported to Waffle Houses. Waffle houses. They get transported into. I don't know. Name a place where children go. It's a rape joke somewhere in there. So let's see. Greg Phillips, who in December was appointed to lead FEMA's office of. So he's. He's a head dude there.

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[D]

Director of the Office of Response. Okay. Has spoken on multiple podcasts. Being teleported about being teleported against his will. On a January 2025 podcast appearance, Phillips claimed that his car was lifted up while he was driving and transported 40 miles away into a ditch near a church. And it's also not a Waffle house. This guy's just blacking out. He's getting drunk. He's blacking out. He's going my. I was transported into a d. No, dude, you're drinking and driving. Let's see. In another instance on the same episode, Philip said he was teleported about 50 miles away. I don't know, 40 miles. 50 miles. To me, this is a little keen insight into how long these blackout episodes last. Yeah, that's about how long you're no longer in control.

[C]

So let's say driving. That's about 10 minutes.

[D]

Driving 10 minutes is crazy.

[C]

10 minutes, 10 miles, about probably. If you're in. What do you say? Georgia.

[D]

Georgia, yeah.

[C]

Yeah, that's about the timeframe.

[D]

And you could get pretty far in Georgia without passing another, like. Yeah, you could kind of blackout, go on autopilot and not kill a bunch of civilians.

[C]

I drive here every day looking at my phone.

[D]

Jesus Christ.

[C]

A couple of miles.

[D]

Yeah, I do.

[C]

Well.

[D]

No, you do great. You're an expert driver.

[C]

Look at me, I'm here.

[D]

Hey.

[C]

Hey. I am an expert driver. Does that, does that mean that I have to pay less or more attention?

[D]

Well, I don't know. I don't make the rules of the road.

[C]

We're making them here right now.

[D]

So. Yeah, I guess if you have enough driving experience, you could do that. I was 50 miles away to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia. I was with my boys one time and I was selling Georgia. Yeah, there's a lot of interesting names.

[C]

Yeah. In America. You just wouldn't really think about it.

[D]

I see stuff every once in a while that makes me go, maybe. Maybe Egypt.

[C]

Maybe Egypt. Maybe Rome. Maybe ancient Rome for sure.

[D]

Why not? Yeah, I don't know. I don't. What? I really don't know anything.

[C]

Memphis being.

[D]

I like that one too. Memphis. I was with my boys one time.

[C]

Mention a Mason. Mason's here today.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Mason is here.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Don't talk to her or about her or anything like that. Oh, why not?

[C]

People don't like Mason.

[D]

Yeah. Did you guys know that you guys, some of you gave her death threats?

[C]

Oh, really?

[D]

Yeah. When we, when we. Well, it was really me on the Raven she wanted to talk about. When we, when you, when me on the Raven, she was talking about her road rage and I wanted to kind of show her like, hey, man.

[C]

Oh, by the way, our social media manager is here today as well.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You didn't see her?

[D]

No, I didn't know she was here.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, she gave us a dirty

[D]

look, but yeah, people gave her death threats, which is like, guys, come on, what are you doing now? She never, she never wants to come on the show again. And I don't blame her.

[C]

Oh, really? I think she wants to come back.

[D]

I think she probably does. I think the, the fear is worn off and she's got a rose colored glasses about what she went through. But yeah, don't, don't, don't do that. Maybe don't do that.

[C]

Don't that threat her.

[D]

Don't death threat her. She's just a little girl. Very tall little girl. Okay, so Waffle House. Waffle House. Okay. I was telling them, or I was with my boys one time and I was telling them I was gonna go to a Waffle House and get Waffle House. Okay, that's a weird sentence. And I ended up at a Waffle House.

[C]

Getting Waffle House.

[D]

Getting Waffle House. I was. This was in Georgia.

[C]

There's the thought.

[D]

And I ended up at a Waffle House, like 50 miles away from where

[C]

I was getting Waffle House.

[D]

Phillips said on the podcast Onward, co hosted by right wing activist Catherine Engelbrecht.

[C]

Who's that?

[D]

We're gonna read a little bit more of this and then we're gonna get the out of here. Phillips added. And they said, where are you? Angle breath angle.

[C]

Breath angle. Brett.

[D]

And they said, where are you? And I said, a Waffle House. And they said, a Waffle House. Where? And I said, a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia. And they said, that's not possible. You just left here a moment ago.

[C]

Oh, that's interesting. So he is corroborating evidence. Huh?

[D]

But it was possible. It was real. Phillips did warn about the dangers of teleportation. Quote, teleporting is no fun. He said, you know, it's happening, but you can't do anything about it. So you just go, you just go with the ride. And wow, what just an incredible adventure it all was.

[C]

The fuck do you think it stings? Like, what do you.

[D]

I don't know. I was like, did this person ask any follow up questions?

[C]

She's probably like, fascinating, fascinating.

[D]

So tell me more about your far right fringe conspiracy theories.

[C]

Yeah. What do you think about Donald Trump?

[D]

It's weird. It's a weird story. Yeah. I don't know. And then it goes on to tell you that Waffle House is an iconic US diner chain known for being open 24 hours a day and having tons of black people fighting and guy's name Phillips. Something Phillips. Hold on, I'll tell you in a second here. Greg with two G's.

[C]

Oh, that's the three G's.

[D]

Greg.

[C]

Oh, he. No, this dude was just released from jail.

[D]

Greg Phillips. Jail?

[C]

Really? Yeah.

[D]

But he's that leader. The, the director of the Office of Response and Recovery at fema.

[C]

Wow. You could just do anything, huh?

[D]

It was like that time that the mayor of D.C. got arrested for smoking crack and then became the mayor of

[C]

dc, this is wild. We should interview him.

[D]

Oh, Greg.

[C]

Damn.

[D]

Brennan knows old Greg. I got mangina. I'm old Greg. I'm sorry. That's a. That's an insight. So, yeah, man, I think that's really fun. I don't know why in the hell. I mean, what's going on with Greg Phillips? That he is somehow able to be teleported?

[C]

Privy. That he's privy to this teleportation stuff?

[D]

Well, he wants to go to a place. He goes, I want waffles.

[C]

So I don't understand the premise of this. He's just teleported. There's no meeting. I thought there would be a secret meeting at a Waffle. It's a great place to have a secret government meeting. Nobody really cares. No one's paying attention.

[D]

You could do it out in the open. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

You could just sit there and.

[D]

Right at the table. Yeah. I don't know. It's strange. Was this a nighttime event? I would. I would love to know. On other podcast appearances, Philip suggested that both COVID 19 and the vaccine were designed to kill people. Based.

[C]

Yeah, obviously.

[D]

And also claimed the Department of Homeland Security officials were planning the next assassination attempt of Donald Trump after a failed assassination attempt by the US president's life in 2024. Based.

[C]

What do you mean?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Ah. What are you doing?

[D]

I can't stop that. Don't do that anymore.

[C]

What a horrific.

[D]

No, I mean, it's just jarring.

[C]

It's jarring.

[D]

It's not nice.

[C]

The expression of the face is crazy.

[D]

Don't do that.

[C]

What else do we have? Man? That's like. That's a. That was a fun one.

[D]

That's a little appetizer. A wet.

[C]

A whistle wetter. Yeah.

[D]

If you could be teleported anywhere instantly, where would you go? Someplace benign like that. I like to instantly be at a water park, but in, like, hours where it's not filled with people.

[C]

Yeah. Where would I go if I had to tell? But this. It seems like it hurts. He says it's not fun.

[D]

Well, I don't know if it's a painful thing as much as it's just like, oh, it's gonna stretch out my molecules and.

[C]

Sounds like it's pain. Yeah. I don't know where I'd go.

[D]

I don't know. I mean, I think a water park would be a good place, actually. I. What am I talking about? You ever see the movie Jumper?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

He just teleports into banks. I would literally cause financial collapse.

[C]

That's a good idea.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You don't have to just take enough. Take what you need. Right? Everyone take one, leave one.

[D]

I'd go and get guns. I'd be like, teleport me into the gun shop. Yeah, I guess I would just steal a bunch of shit. I'm really just a terrible person.

[C]

I've thought about this too.

[D]

It's the inability to teleport that keeps me from being a bad guy. No.

[C]

If you could teleport, if you. Or if you could be invisible, what would you do?

[D]

Yeah, I would. I honestly, I would slap a lot of people really hard. I would just start teleporting. I would show up into people's presence invisible style. And I. I find out, honestly, I'm gonna go ahead and say it. Gary, the numbers guy, wherever you live, he's somewhere in Miami. I would slap the smoke out of him.

[C]

I. Yeah.

[D]

And then after I slapped him, I'd whisper. I'd go, Christ is king. And then I'd. And then I'd run away.

[C]

Gary, the numbers guy popped up on my feed recently.

[D]

He unfortunate.

[C]

He's saying that the world is controlled by demons and this is a prison plan. I don't know how this guy gets on so many different shows.

[D]

He's. He's just full of shit.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I had the great displeasure of seeing his toes in a video once and.

[C]

What? Yeah. What are you looking at his toes for?

[D]

I came.

[C]

Oh, disgusting.

[D]

Yeah, wasn't good. Here's another fun one. Right here is a guy that is going viral. His name is Palm Beach Pete. Pete. Some of you may be familiar with Palm Beach Pete because he looks exactly like Jeffrey Epstein. And he's making these videos and he's going, I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. I know I look a lot like Jeffrey Epstein. This isn't a good example. We'll show it off in a second here. I know I look a lot like Jeffrey Epstein. I'm not Jeffrey Epstein. People saw him driving with his top down.

[C]

Oh, right, right.

[D]

In Palm beach, it looks just like Epstein. From a profile view and from a dead on view, in fact, every which way, it looks like Epstein. But according to Palm Beach Pete, which is a cool name, I guess he goes, I'm not. I'm not Epstein. I'm Palm Beach Pete.

[C]

Everybody knows Pete. He's famous for not being Epstein now.

[D]

Right. But in another video, he also admits that he's hung out with Epstein.

[C]

Oh, really?

[D]

And Epstein has Palm beach beat, has property in Palm Beach. Very weird. But we have this video here where Somebody's diving into just how much his dental records, his egg shaped penis.

[C]

So he's hung out with Epstein.

[D]

That's what he says, yeah. He has hung out with Epstein in the past. I made it sound like one occasion.

[C]

Interesting.

[D]

Yep. So. All right, let's pop this out and we'll. We'll get into this. All the similarities here.

[C]

That Palm Beach Pete is actually Jeffrey Epstein. Starting off with the first and most obvious piece of evidence that both of them look identical to each other.

[D]

I mean, it's crazy, dude. You know what it is? The amount of real estate on his upper lip. Like the space between his nose and upper lip. Yeah, very much. I mean, this looks like Epstein with the bare minimum plastic surgery.

[C]

That's what it looks like. Bare minimum plastic surgery.

[D]

Done.

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[C]

I'm trying to figure out where the plastic surgery would have been done because it's only minor. And that's really all you need.

[D]

Yeah, I think his eyes. Something about his eyes.

[C]

If it was you, like if you had to disappear.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Just shave your face.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Take off my mustache. I'm a whole different dude. A wrinkly boy, wrinkly nest. I'm just a wrinkly young boy.

[C]

Yeah, just a nasty boy.

[D]

Is that camera all up? Go back to that camera. That looks all stupid now. Does it? Am I tripping? It does look a little grainy. Oh, that's a no mustache. Well, here, let's bring this up. Let's keep it going.

[C]

All Right, let's figure.

[D]

He does look a lot like him. The hair, obviously growing out the hair is one thing, but. But the eyes maybe the eyes. Because honestly, dude, everything from the nose south is exactly Jeffrey Epstein. And I think he's going to even show us how the teeth match up.

[C]

Okay, very interesting.

[D]

Yes. So here, let's bring this up and let's.

[C]

Any second now.

[D]

You gotta do the thing, Nancy, put it on the screen.

[C]

Thank you. Thank you. Here's a side by side picture of the both of them. And literally cannot tell either of them apart. Next, the both of them literally have the same exact teeth.

[D]

So as you can see, he looks a little gaunt too. Like he's lost some weight, you know, which, you know, old age and stress will do that to you.

[C]

They're on to you, dog. Yeah, see right here, this is Jeffrey Epstein's bottom row of teeth. And then if we go ahead and look at Palm Beach Pete's bottom row of teeth, literally identical to Jeffrey Epstein's. Next. In a recent interview, it was actually revealed that Jeffrey Epstein and Palm Beach Pete actually lived in the same areas at the Ex. So when Jeffrey Epstein was living in New York, so was Palm Beach Pete.

[D]

And then when Jeffrey Epstein was living

[C]

in Florida, so was Palm Beach Pete. And when this was brought up, Palm Beach Pete was literally trying to shush the interviewers. And then finally, every single day now, Palm Beach Pete is uploading videos onto social media saying that he is not Jeffrey Epstein. And in a lot of these videos, a lot of people feel like he's actually trying to gaslight us because he really is actually Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah, I love that.

[D]

Oh, that's interesting. Somebody just hit me up on X, said, can y' all talk about the guy who discovered a writing from Christ in a green jar? Maybe I have that. I can get into it if we have time. Some com con artist, dude, apparently he's known for pulling cons, has discovered a green jar. And inside the green, like the green liquid, there is some sort of. I don't know, I'm gonna make up a expression here, like a cuneiform tablet or something with Christ writing saying that Christ was an alien from the.

[C]

Oh, I love that.

[D]

Go ahead and name some far away nebulous region. The nebulous region. Yeah, maybe if we have time to get into that because somebody has been tagging me.

[C]

He just didn't write. He didn't write anything, right?

[D]

I don't know. You're asking the wrong person about that. I don't, I don't Know, I imagine he had to have like. You ever think he drew like a squiggly? Like a stick man?

[C]

Yeah. I mean, I assume he wrote some numbers down, right? He was a carpenter, but.

[D]

Oh yeah, measurements.

[C]

Yeah. He didn't. Just didn't write anything that we have.

[D]

I, I like the idea that Jesus didn't write numbers down in measurements. It was all just. Holy spirit. Yeah, he was just like moving, dude. And just building straight from the dome. I like, that's, that's.

[C]

Here's all the evidence we have to confirm.

[D]

Let me turn that down. This guy, in my opinion, Palm Beach Pete, which, by the way, what a stupid name. Yeah, it's like naming yourself after a bird or a. A place Crustacean. Yeah, I don't know, it just seems strange to have that name and this guy. Oh, man, what the. It does seem to be virtually a one to one match. Yeah, Palm Beach Pete and. And Jeffrey Epstein. If not, damn, dude, you just happen to look like one of the most prolific rapists.

[C]

And he did hang out with him as well, so. So I guess people have seen them in the same place.

[D]

No, no, he says it.

[C]

Oh, he just says.

[D]

He says it. At one point he's like, you know, I've hung out with him once before. Like, he's just talking.

[C]

It's just weird.

[D]

Yeah, well, you rich people who look identical who live in the same, you know, town.

[C]

Yeah. Might have gotten coffee together at some point.

[D]

Virtually the exact same. A. Like everything identical. You think he ever just met up and it was like, oh my God, you look like me. He's like, oh, my God, you look like me. And he goes, you kids. He goes, no. Well, I mean, there's a weird picture of him with a little girl on his lap and who knows, could be his, his, his niece or something like that. But I don't think that's true because I think that's Jeffrey upstairs seat.

[C]

I like, I like that we're being. We are gaslighting our elites and our elites are gaslighting. Well, they've been gaslighting us back. Yeah, yeah, but we're doing it in

[D]

the Spider man meme.

[C]

Yeah, exactly. Everybody pointing at everybody. I just like that. We can do it back now.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Like, no, you're actually, you're not Palm Beach Pete or Jeffrey Epstein. You're actually dead.

[D]

You're actually dead. And this is all just AI.

[C]

He goes, no, I'm real. And we're going, actually, no, you're dead.

[D]

I. I love it. I don't know. Where it goes. I don't know what I mean, you know, nothing happens. Nothing ever happens. Not to sound like the. The. The nothing happens chud meme, but here, let me see if I can find Palm Beach Pete. I'm gonna find a video of him talking just so you can kind of.

[C]

Does he have the same cadence as. As Jeffrey?

[D]

I only ever heard Jeffrey talk that one time. Oh, yeah, here we go. This is him saying he used to party with him. Let's. This is great. I'm Palm Beach Pete. I'm a regular guy. I'm retired. I lived in the city for a long time. Work, you said. I'm a Palm Beach Pete. I'm a regular guy. I'm retarded. I'm Palm Beach Pete. I'm a regular guy. I'm retired. I lived in the city for a long time, worked in commercial real estate. I love to play tennis. I'm very social. I'm not going to change this. This guy is dead, and he was a really bad person. And I can help. Hold my head high. Wait a second, wait a second. Is that. Is that a chirp at tmz?

[C]

No, that's a chirp at Palm Beach.

[D]

No, not in his. Not in his.

[C]

In his greenhouse.

[D]

No, he's out of. What do you call a tennis court. And I can hold my head high. I didn't do anything. I just happened to have similar looks. I'm just a better looking version than Jeffrey. Back in the day, when I was living in the city, I went to a couple of parties, and Epstein was there at a party, and he was kind of creepy, just sitting on a couch, staying to himself, and he wasn't the magnitude that he is or was. So he wasn't a big deal. He was mysterious. People didn't know how he made his money and where he. You know, what his story was. But I. I never. I never really encountered him and had a conversation with him. I just saw him at a party. I'm Palm Beach Pete. Palm Beach Pete. We need that as a drop. I'm Palm Beach Pete. I don't know when the. We would use that, but we could

[C]

probably get Palm Beach Pete on the show.

[D]

We should.

[C]

That would be fun.

[D]

We should ask him. I mean, if you're. If you're running in these circles where you're at the same party that Epstein is lounging on the couch at, surely you've had to have seen a thing or two.

[C]

What do we do with them? Just. I mean, if we did an episode with him, it would just Be pure fun.

[D]

If we bought him in the studio.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And then we beat the out of him, who would blame us?

[C]

I'm Palm Beach.

[D]

Shut the up, Epstein. I mean, who. Who would blame us?

[C]

I would not. I would know. I would just be asking him like, esoteric questions.

[D]

No.

[C]

Well, see what he's got.

[D]

Show me that egg shaped penis, my boy.

[C]

Yeah, right. Let's see the penis. Let's match it up.

[D]

See that dick? I don't think anybody would be upset at us. The whole Internet wouldn't be like, I

[C]

would be nice to him.

[D]

I think we'd beat him up.

[C]

I think Palm Beach Pete is probably. He seems like an annoying. Kind of.

[D]

He does seem like an annoying Jew. But that was what we discovered when we heard Epstein talk.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Was like, oh, God, this guy sounds surprisingly Jewy. I don't know what I thought he was gonna sound like.

[C]

That's what they. That's what they sound like. Kaveshi. You guys like the lamp that I made?

[D]

Oh, yeah. We didn't even draw attention. Look at that lamp.

[C]

Look at that lamp.

[D]

It's a damn good looking lamp. Just making all type of shit, huh? Who you think you are making?

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

Look at it.

[C]

Look at our lamp.

[D]

You guys like it?

[C]

You want to buy it? It's not for sale.

[D]

Chat, is that real lamp? So, I mean, I don't know. I guess. I guess the jury's still out. Maybe here, let me ask you this. Do we feel bad if Palm Beach Peach PvP. If he is assassinated. Yeah, if he's assassinated. If he's a victim of a. Of a violent crime, nothing's gonna happen to him. I'm not saying anything's gonna happen to him. I'm just saying if it did, I would go, yeah, man, I kind of get it.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, don't be looking like that.

[D]

Don't look like Jeffrey Epps. I mean, like, I know you can't control that, but that's the bag that was given to you.

[C]

Or don't bring attention to it at the very least is what he's doing now.

[D]

He seems like he's got money.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Change your face.

[C]

Change it up. Switch it up.

[D]

It just so happens that the most prolific child rapist at the very least. Yeah. So that they're not exactly identical. It's.

[C]

That is a crazy one.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

The dental records are a big deal.

[D]

Yeah. They're as. What would you call it? Notable. But can.

[C]

Can we get somebody like an Internet sleuth to match up his ear like the interesting.

[D]

Yeah, well, it's covered by, like, a fashionable set of hair that is.

[C]

Is it. Is it now?

[D]

Yeah, you can't really see in this image here. Like, if you look on this, on the screen, if you bring it up here, his hair is obfuscating his ears to a substantial.

[C]

It's in a bouffant type. Yes.

[D]

In a buffon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know, man.

[C]

Show us your ears.

[D]

I'm just saying I think we can

[C]

get him on the show. I think we could have some fun with them. That would be a lot of fun. Yeah, we had a Palm Beach Pete.

[D]

What we could do is we could. And what we'll do is we'll pour into his cup that we give him a bunch of blood and we can get blood. Like, get chicken blood. Chicken blood.

[C]

Or they send us blood. The fans send us blood.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, the guy send us blood, and we'll just slide that over to him. Look at the drinks it. Oh, it's time to get the pores out of here.

[C]

Time to get them out of here.

[D]

Yeah. Disgusting. Disgusting pores. By the way, guys, if you're a Patreon member, after this show, we're going to be doing an unboxing, a live unboxing of all the things that you sent us. And if. And if none of it is a vial of blood, we'll never do it again.

[C]

Very sad.

[D]

Very sad. Yes.

[C]

Bye.

[D]

Very sad. Okay, so let's see what else we got here. A lot of fun stuff. A lot of fun stuff. We just open with a couple of appetizers. Actually. This is a very fun thing. This is great, dude. All right, I'm gonna wait till you kick out these poison, then we'll bring this up on the. On the thing. Hope you got my box of spiders.

[C]

Somebody said the box.

[D]

So terrifying.

[C]

Okay. All right, here we go.

[D]

So bring this one up on stage. This is a tweet from Joe Rogan, apparently is going very viral. It says, very viral. Heard Erica Kirk has a dick. Whoa. I always felt uncomfortable with her, especially her demon eyes. Don't make me get started on the weird CIA film she was in.

[C]

That is crazy. I saw. I did see a clip of Rogan. I mean, it was like in. In Joketown a little bit. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But he was talking about her and how she had no match.

[D]

Shut up.

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[C]

How? She had no. Sorry, guys. That was very.

[D]

Yeah. Oh. Apparently he didn't post his. But he did make this clip. So we can watch this clip.

[C]

Let's watch the clip.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because this is a minute and a half of him talking about. Let's see.

[C]

Because he's talking to Mark Norman, so. All right. But let's see what Kirk's got.

[D]

A dick.

[E]

I heard that one.

[C]

Whoa. She seems thrilled right now.

[D]

She's an odd duck.

[C]

She's a kook for sure. You ever seen the compilation of her making crazy eyes? No.

[D]

There's a video of her making demon eyes.

[C]

And every time she makes the eyes, the music possessed.

[D]

Well, she just gets intense.

[C]

She's like the guy. What's the gang. Gang guy. What's that guy?

[D]

Hey, guys. Is our set better than Joe Rogan set?

[C]

It is.

[D]

I think it is. Yeah.

[C]

He's made zero effort to do any upgrades he has.

[D]

He's like wood.

[C]

He made a cool upgrade.

[D]

This image right here, I'm looking at of my screen next to his, like, all that is great.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

It's all so much better.

[C]

Yeah, I know, but he's got. I mean, exponentially, exponentially more listeners than we do.

[D]

Oh, yeah. So it's not the set.

[C]

It's. It's the content.

[D]

Oh, well, I. I've simply. I've done all I can and I'm trying.

[C]

I'm. I'm a little sleepy.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But I'm trying my best. And to look, to be honest, so is Rogan.

[D]

So is Rogan. Yeah. So that's also not the.

[C]

It's not the problem. I guess it's the CIA funding It

[D]

could be that I. I'm up to be the new Laurel Canyon. If that's what you. You want to pay us.

[C]

What do I have to do?

[D]

I think it's a certain amount of foreskins in a sack. You know, Bring it. Bring it to me. X amount of 4 skins. And then the. The thing is, when they tell you the number, double it, double it, double it, triple it. Yeah, okay. Oh, my God.

[C]

Look at that. She looks like a television.

[D]

Give me some. Some volume. She's talking.

[C]

There you go.

[D]

Watch this. Pay attention to her eyes. Charlie said or believed things that they believed were controversial or even hateful, that he somehow had it coming. What do you say to people who justified. He's a human being.

[C]

Oh, boy.

[D]

Exactly. When Barry is saying. They basically said that because Charlie said. Or both.

[C]

Okay, all right. We don't need the. Vincent.

[D]

That's not the one that I wanted to hear.

[C]

Okay. But yeah, she seems she's having a good time. Well, she's on a reality show, you know.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

So she's a star A little bit.

[D]

She's also in some weird CIA documents or CIA films.

[C]

Is that right?

[D]

Like, yeah. You ever seen those films?

[C]

No. No.

[D]

See if you can find those films. There's some weird, like, internal films that they made that she was a part of. That's weird.

[C]

She looks like.

[D]

I don't know what's going on there.

[C]

He's making me feel sniffly.

[D]

Yacked up.

[C]

Cocaine.

[D]

I didn't know that she was on CIA films that they used internally at the CIA.

[C]

I. I heard there's a lot of that. That floats around. I don't know what. What's true.

[D]

What's. What is that like. Is that like when you sign up for a new job and they go like, okay, last part of the orientation is you got to watch this VHS or whatever?

[C]

I don't think so.

[D]

Yeah, it's Erica Kirk and she's like, so you joined the CIA? Let's get to know what you know your future career is going to be let'. Is that what he's talking about?

[C]

It might be, but then it's like, how much of those people actually in the CIA?

[D]

She was also in. In like, one of Trump's beauty pageant things back in the day. And then she was also. She made an appearance on, like, not Love island, but, like, one of those kind of shows.

[C]

Oh, wait, I found. I found the video.

[D]

Oh, great. Oh, my God. Oh, there it is. Is this real?

[C]

That. Great, great question.

[D]

Chat.

[C]

Chat number one. Is this real? Why did it skip to the fucking. The end. Very strange. Is this real?

[D]

That's the Israel.

[C]

Israel.

[D]

We have five major threats that make our grid extremely vulnerable.

[C]

This looks like an episode of 24.

[D]

It does. One being cyber, two being hackers, three being physical threats. Fourth one is solar emp. Whoa,

[C]

what?

[D]

Okay. One is man made emp.

[C]

So the concern that we have is that we put out this critical information

[D]

and when we go over this risk analysis, they hear what we're saying, but they don't want to take action.

[C]

Well, there are 18 critical infrastructures in the United States. Food, water. So wait, what is this about though? National security and energy specialists. Yeah, that's.

[D]

That's interesting. It reminds me of that thing that we posted. I posted it on patreon. It's the 4chan predictions.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And there was some really fascinating shit in there. I'd actually like to read those at some point. I got it written down here so we don't have to do that right now. But one of the early things that was on that list of predictions on 4chan was an amphibious invasion attempt of Iran.

[C]

Oh, that's right.

[D]

And then we just rolled out out a bunch of amphibious.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And I'm like, oh, dude. So we'll get into that later on. You know, bury the lead on that one too much.

[C]

But this is bizarre alone right here. I don't. I didn't. I wasn't aware of this. Man. There is just too much with this girl. I mean, again, this could just be like, you know, somebody. You get an acting job for the CIA.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Who do you know, though?

[D]

But you're also connected to Trump.

[C]

Then you're married to Charlie Kirk. Now you're running an influential organization in the opposite direction that your husband wanted to go.

[D]

That's a lot of coinky dinks.

[C]

Too many.

[D]

Too many coinky dinks if you ask me.

[C]

Oof. I don't like that.

[D]

I don't know. That's strange.

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And you know, I wanted to talk to gray area Monarch because he had some ideas about Sean Ryan, right? Which a lot of people are like, oh, Shawn Ryan is. Is a fed or a spook. And that's like kind of going viral right now. Yeah, it's like, yeah, always has been. I'm not saying you're wrong and I'm and saying like, yeah, that's been my gripe since the inception of his show. Yeah, it's like, who the is Sean Ryan? He's the ex CIA dude.

[C]

Who the are most of these people?

[D]

Who are we? Look at this.

[C]

Who.

[D]

Who am I?

[C]

Who am I?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What the. The guy that's talking to Gary the numbers guy seems like one of these up and coming people.

[D]

I know.

[C]

And I'm just like, who is this person? I looked at his, his page. Tyson Hockley. He's got less followers than I do here. We'll just do a quick preview on this dude.

[D]

This is a child, by the way, right? Like this is a little kid.

[C]

A little kid. And then I look at his page, his YouTube page here. And he's got not that many followers on YouTube. But he's interviewing. I know. He's like sneako. Very strange. Like, where do these people come from?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Are they made in a lab?

[D]

Is Zoomer.

[C]

Zoomer look, not even great. This isn't good branding at all.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What the streams, podcasts, and spirituality.

[D]

What?

[C]

I mean, I talk with them, but like, what the. You know, this kid is just gonna give you empty.

[D]

I. I don't know what's going on. I mean, but I'm fascinated. Consumers be zooming. I guess he just, he's just dialed in with that. None of these look interesting to me.

[C]

Gaines's brother. Well, I guess that's the level he's at. Oh, he's talking to this, this, this guy, huh?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

This is weird, huh?

[D]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

[C]

It's a very weird.

[D]

I don't know who these people are,

[C]

but this, this happens all the time.

[D]

It's a lot of sneako.

[C]

A lot of sneako.

[D]

Shit. Yeah. This is a whole. Oh, he had Owen Troy around. He's a guy that's like really close to obviously infowars and everything.

[C]

Oh, shit. He talks to Rabbi Shmuley.

[D]

What the fuck? Wait, and I hate this again. No, I love this.

[C]

Look at the views on it.

[D]

Oh my God.

[C]

300 views.

[D]

Views. What?

[C]

388 views. Seven months ago. Rabbi Shmuley talks with so one Jew.

[D]

Wait, wait, why is Rabbi Shmuley and Gary and I feel like we should watch this going on a debate on a channel?

[C]

All right, sorry. The IDF are lions. They are fighting like lions.

[D]

They have decimate Israel.

[C]

That tiny little Israel. Let's see what happens. This kid is a fed for sure.

[D]

This is fucking weird.

[C]

It's weird.

[D]

We're sorry. I'm trying. You lost your fucking mind? Quick, I'm trying to look at this.

[C]

Can we get Rabbi Shmuley on the show?

[D]

Chad, is this real?

[C]

Is this real?

[D]

I'm trying to look at this through the lens of, like being, you know, charitable. And maybe this is just a genre that I don't understand. Lots of people get big. Doesn't mean that I don't.

[C]

But this guy isn't big. This doesn't make any sense.

[D]

What the fuck?

[C]

Maybe we should just. Just, I think, kill ourselves if he's lying. Maybe we should, like take influential debates with like a silent moderator and just edit ourselves in.

[D]

Oh, that'd be great.

[C]

That's a smart idea.

[D]

How funny would that be? Let's do it to him.

[C]

Let's do it to him.

[D]

Yeah, let's remake all his videos. But we'll take him out of them.

[C]

I like that.

[D]

And we'll put us in them.

[C]

That is a good idea.

[D]

That's actually a fantastic idea.

[C]

I don't really understand what's happening here.

[D]

CDUB says that Sean Ryan's kid.

[C]

Yo, dude.

[D]

Yeah, Check his tick tock. Aiming red says check his tick tock. It's probably blowing up. It's probably huge. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, he's got a tick tock. All right. Well, look at that. That's his last chance. Yeah, and if he doesn't, which I don't even know which symbol tick tock is. 110, 000 followers. Okay.

[D]

Kabbalah star.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, we got it. 110, 000. You're right. Aiming Rat. Aiming rat's such a.

[D]

He is. He's Eamon. Rat is a zoomer, isn't he.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

I think he is. All right, so I. I got a couple other things here. I got a lot of other. I want to try to get through some of it. Most of it. Let's see. We did that. We did that.

[C]

Any more Erica Kirk related?

[D]

No, we had this one right here, which could be interesting. And this is on the Bledsows.

[C]

Oh, right, right. So you really found this interesting?

[D]

A little bit.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Unearthed footage from 2006. Apparently, Chris Bledsoe had a bit of a reputation for not being the best with his business practices. Multiple disgruntled homeowners, and was sued by three of his business suppliers for over a hundred thousand dollars. And he lost. And I just want to play a little bit of it because I guess I was wrong. I have a tendency if. If somebody seems like a sweetie pie.

[C]

Oh, you thought he was a nice dude? Yeah, I think he's a nice dude. He's just that bad. Business practices, you know, let's play angry

[D]

and not afraid to show it.

[A]

In fact, they say the builder let them down.

[D]

Now, for his part, he says he didn't do anything wrong. Jason's to Janky has more on the building frustration. They bought new homes in Fox Meadow,

[C]

in Hope Mills, and they're upset.

[D]

It's just gonna be a battle. Then Angela Nichols paid more than 250, 000 for hers. This. Yo, look at her sign.

[C]

What does it say?

[D]

Bledsoe's.

[C]

What? Bledsoe said so.

[D]

Bledsoe said so. Chris, underline.

[C]

Rewind it back to.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. You want to see her face being

[C]

a. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

This one? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Dude, dude, wait a second.

[D]

This right here, that's the. The lady that made the phone call at the park for the little black kids, right?

[C]

Yo, where is that meme at? Yeah, I gotta find them.

[D]

Her arms are crossed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. Hold on. This is a phenotype archetype. What's the. What's. What's a higher level archetype? Right? Yeah. I would say this is an arc.

[C]

This is an archetype. Hold on. Well, look at this. It's almost a one for one.

[D]

Let's see.

[C]

And I got to show it here because it's. It.

[D]

It's jarring, actually. I hate the glasses. Oh, my God. Right? Yeah, it's the glasses. The glasses and the angle are a huge part. I go flash back and forth, Boom, boom, Whoa.

[C]

Right?

[D]

That's crazy. Is that the same lady?

[C]

It looks like the same. I mean, she's got different hair.

[D]

That's nuts.

[C]

It's nuts. All right, go ahead, man.

[D]

All right, let's let her.

[C]

Angela Nichols paid more than 250, 000 for hers.

[D]

She says the builder, Chris Bledsoe, promised to fix things. It's a beautiful house, but because of what we've gone through. You know what's so funny? This as a meme. This as a meme. Like, wait, yeah, yeah, if we can get that. I gotta screenshot that.

[C]

Here, enlarge that.

[D]

And just keep sending it to him every time he says some shit. It promised to fix things ending.

[C]

That is.

[D]

That's hilarious. That's a. That's a good meme right there.

[C]

Conspiracy theory.

[D]

Yeah, go ahead.

[C]

This video never existed.

[D]

All right. Oh, it just.

[C]

It was created Chat. Chat. No, no, I mean, like. I don't mean like AI. I mean like this video became.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Because of what's happening with Chris Bledsoe.

[D]

Oh, oh, wait.

[C]

Actually, in other news. We have more news right after this about that. But yeah.

[D]

Coming up next. Next.

[C]

Coming up next, guys, this is Nephilim News Network.

[D]

Hell yeah, baby. But because of what we've gone through, I don't enjoy being here.

[C]

She has a list of complaints. There are drainage problems in the yard. Some of the wood on the deck is warped.

[D]

Some screens are missing from the outside. Windows and inside. Take a look at this.

[C]

Some of the rooms have doors on

[D]

backwards, like this bathroom.

[C]

Her neighbor has examples too.

[D]

We were in the house probably two months when water can. The lady told me to do it. Was this guy getting. Oh, this is in the 90s, right? I think he had his. I don't think he had his thing until like the ladies 2016. That's so funny though. The lady told me to put your doors on backwards. That's funny as pouring through my son's bedroom. Don't cut that lawn. You. No, you don't have to install those screens. Don't install the screens.

[C]

As her roof leaks and her driveway

[D]

dips, it pulls water down, will hold water for three or four days. If it's cold, it freezes and we're taking care of it.

[C]

Bledsoe defends his work. He said he built 90 homes last year and got fewer than his work. And we're thinking, damn, Damn,

[D]

Chris, what happened?

[C]

Dude, I know the lady.

[D]

I think he looks better now. He.

[C]

He has a glow up. But he also. I mean, he's just older.

[D]

Well, this is a guy he had like. Because I think the lady cured his something or another.

[C]

He got two different. These Are two different people again.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

This is a different Bledsoe. Okay.

[D]

Wow. His brother.

[C]

No, that's like a pale blood. You're right. But this is like an alternate universe. Chris Bledsoe.

[D]

I do believe he claims that the woman healed him. Or the lady. My mistake healed him. He had something like some sort of terminal illness.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

That made him puffy.

[C]

Huh.

[D]

And shitty looking.

[C]

A puffy terminal illness.

[D]

It's called ugly.

[C]

That's why he couldn't fix those doors.

[D]

And. Oh, shit. Big Lucky says John Lenhart look alike. That's not nice.

[C]

That's not not nice. John Lenhardt needs healing. I guess it does.

[D]

All right, put him in touch with the leader.

[C]

Defends his work. He says he built 90 homes last year and got fewer than five complaints. We have fixed everything we can possibly fix. There is maybe one or two that we're working on.

[D]

He says, you know what? It goes to show you.

[C]

This is a nail in the coffin for Chris Bledsoe and the Bledsome.

[D]

It just goes to show you what miracle facial hair is his.

[C]

Yeah. Little goatee.

[D]

David. Yep.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I could see where his son gets his genes from, though.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Fatso. Ryan Fats.

[C]

Ryan Fats. You know what, man? I'm just done. Oh, he had Crohn's disease.

[D]

Oh. And then he was healed by a crone.

[C]

Well, that's how. That's how it gets done.

[D]

That's how. It's the only thing that can get rid of it.

[C]

Damn. All right, let's see. Go ahead. Keep going.

[D]

He says, in this neighborhood, one homeowner let the warranty lapse.

[C]

The other has something personal against him.

[D]

Him. Meanwhile, Nichols is selling her house.

[C]

Her neighbor keeps hers, but shells out big bucks for repairs.

[D]

It's almost sickening. But it's our home, and we've got to have it fixed.

[C]

Jason, Stu Jenky, WRL News Hope Mills.

[D]

Well, homeowners aren't the. And black lady. Let's get her.

[C]

I don't know. I don't really know what this says. Besides, he's. He's a bad contract.

[D]

I just want to smear him.

[C]

You know who's a good contractor?

[D]

Juan Ayala.

[C]

Juan, if you guys are in the

[D]

Florida area and you need a good contractor, hit up Ayala and Sons. I don't know what it's called called. But Juan is a contractor now.

[C]

No, it. We're gonna give him a good shout out.

[D]

A proper shout out. Yeah, Yeah.

[C]

I think he's got his stuff up here.

[D]

All right. Yeah.

[C]

If you're gonna use. Yeah. If you're in this. I think he's. South Central Florida.

[D]

South Central.

[C]

South Central.

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[C]

Hit him up.

[D]

I don't know the name of that stuff right there.

[C]

Yep. J and N, let's go. Hell yeah.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

Shout out Juan.

[D]

No. And. And let me tell you something. I met his crew. Not a single homunculi among them.

[C]

A lot of Mexicans. Yeah.

[D]

All of them are illegal, but not the other kind of alien.

[C]

Yeah, man. Go. If. If you do. If you do have work getting done, go, go support Juan. Or at least check him out. Give him some encouragement, man.

[D]

Hell yeah.

[C]

He's thinking about making a page for his construction. He should. He should do it. I hope he gets out there and shows his stuff.

[D]

Everybody's being real mean about my lack of facial hair. You guys know I'm sensitive and I care greatly about jnn.

[C]

Whoa. What the.

[D]

Come on, Scott. What are you doing, dude? In other news, everything is a joke to Scott.

[C]

Mandela effect, the news. Big, big, big Mandela effect.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

News. In the news.

[D]

In the news.

[C]

In the news. In the news, the news. I think that was a Mandela effect that we just saw. I don't think that existed previously.

[D]

1, 1.

[C]

Juan's Construction Company did not exist in this previous timeline. Chris Bledsoe's company didn't exist in this previous timeline either.

[D]

Ripples don't just go forward, they go backward.

[C]

And neither did the spelling of Chick

[D]

Fil A. Yeah, this one kind of Recently. Nick Hinton.

[C]

Of course. Nick Hinton.

[D]

Well, go ahead. What does he have to say?

[C]

He said, okay, there ain't no way. It's always been Chick fil a.

[D]

C H I c K. Did he mean for that to rhyme? Ain't no way. It's always been Chick fil a. Chick

[C]

fil a. Chick fil a. I specifically remember being annoyed by its original spelling. I remember that as well. Why did their mascots tell people to eat more chicken? C H I K I n. The joke doesn't even make sense unless it was spelled C H I C filet in which it was.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

We experienced a Mandela effect.

[D]

I remember they just.

[C]

They just renovated the Chick fil a right here next to us. You might have moved in after, you know.

[D]

So he. He posts something later on that's kind of interesting. And it has to do with a WI fi effect effects and how if you change your WI fi, allegedly you gain access to old memories or something crazy like that. And that basically it could be the waves of the WI fi that are actually causing a Mandela effect of changing

[C]

our memories or changing physical things around us.

[D]

I don't know. But I have a quick story. The other day.

[C]

Is it a dream?

[D]

No.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

I was laying down, getting ready for bed.

[C]

It might have been a dream.

[D]

It wasn't a dream. I know it wasn't a dream. And I was awake. Awake. And I started to notice that I was hearing the Jews. Voices.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

And the way the voices were coming were like. I would hear the loud inflections that a voice would make. So in other words, I'm laying in bed and I'm kind of hearing like a.

[C]

Like radio waves.

[D]

I have this. So it's multiple voices.

[C]

I love this.

[D]

None of it is discernible. Yeah. But it's just like, you know, like

[C]

you're picking up a radio coming in

[D]

and out, and I'm like. All of a sudden, in my mind, I'm like, it's the fan. The fan. Is the static.

[C]

Huh? The movement of the fan.

[D]

The. No, the stand. It's the fan itself. Is the static like the white noise?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

And it is somehow facilitating the appearance of, like, different voices. And I put earplugs in because I like the. It's hot, you know, I like the fan. Put the earplugs in and it stopped. And this has happened to me before. And I think that I would have had weird dreams that night. I might have had paralysis. I might have had something stupid.

[C]

That's crazy.

[D]

I was binaural Beat downing myself again. Yeah, it really was the fan, man. I was hearing, like. Just like you're saying, like, as if you're tuning and you're hearing, like, warbling in and out. Yeah. And like, every once in a while, somebody will say something, and it's big, and then, like, I'll hear that part.

[C]

Part.

[D]

Yeah, like, that'll come through, but none of its discernible words. It's just like somebody's having a conversation, and I'm tuning into it.

[C]

Maybe it's like. It's something about the movement of the fan blades going around, creating a friction through the air, some sort of electrical component in the fan.

[D]

I almost think it's. It's. It's closer to a binaural beats thing where it's like, there is this. I'm not saying it's binaural beats into, you know, two beats that are similar, that are hemi syncing you. I'm saying it's creating static, and that static is then facilitating something else, like,

[C]

that's creating the static. It's creating it through, like, the small electrical charge and then the movement of the blades that's creating friction through the air. Those two things together probably are creating that condition. So you're saying just by blocking it out.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

Because I was like, it's gone.

[D]

It's. It's me hearing it.

[C]

And that's Top Lops's dog, man.

[D]

Yeah. If I don't perceive it, you don't engage with it.

[C]

You don't engage with it. You don't perceive it. Leave those witches alone.

[D]

Sometimes they make fun of them. But. But I. I thought it was crazy because I was like, you know, it wasn't scary or anything like that. I'm just like, man, yeah, I'm doing out there. Either they're vacuuming. They're showing us that. What the white noise sounds like. So I'm. I'm, like, not at all sleeping. I'm just observing this. This phenomenon taking place. And I observe it for, like, two minutes straight, and I'm hearing, like, a dude's voice. And then maybe there's, like, a lady's voice, and a couple of these voices are just definitely different. And then all of a sudden, like I said, I just have this notion. I look over, and I'm like, it's a fan, isn't it?

[C]

That's weird.

[D]

Put those bad boys in. That was it. Went to sleep, no problems at all. So I don't know. Very, very strange, man.

[C]

Well, they have a. We have this video because you were just talking about Nick Hinton saying that these, these, this phenomenon could be a side effect of wi fi waves, right? Affecting our brain. But is it affecting our brains or is it affecting other people's brain? Because, like, they went out and they changed the signs. They had to go do construction. They're like, wait a second. This has been misspelled the whole time. And then they changed.

[D]

They did that for sure.

[C]

Because if these signs were up there.

[D]

Well, what signs? He. Wait, was he showing us images that were not Chick with a cice? C H I K. Yeah, it's.

[C]

It's C H I C here.

[D]

Yeah, see? Oh, yeah, it's confusing.

[C]

It's very confusing. But here it is.

[D]

Well, look, see, I see the one on the right Ch.

[C]

Oh, shit.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Huh?

[D]

Why would they do that?

[C]

And here's the logo with the K. There's a bunch of other examples as well.

[D]

Click on that one again. People got to see that. The one with the. The. Yeah, that.

[C]

Huh?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

You don't just do that. Like, that's. That's an egregious mistake for a company. I don't know. Here's some bitch that eats a lot of chick fil a. I guess she's assuming that.

[D]

Do I have a C dub? Cdub says, do I have a root canal? I guess so. What is that? Big breasted bimbo. Yeah, I had a. Was that where you just like eliminate A too? Because I don't have one.

[C]

It used to be chick fil a. Not a chick fil a anymore. But the funny thing too is like, if you check their, their Twitter or Instagram, they're tweeting and they're using their own name.

[D]

Black Sheep says it used to be chick C H I k. Yeah, I remember that.

[C]

Yeah, I do remember that as well. This is fucked. This is completely fucked. And it might go to the idea of. Of radio waves or wi fi waves. Now check this video.

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Here's Donald Trump meeting with business leaders at the White House. And of course he just gives classified information for no reason. So here we go.

[D]

So we're into 60 now. I just, I was, I was a leader on 5G getting that and now they're up to 6. Let's do it again.

[A]

What does that do?

[D]

Give you a little bit deeper view into somebody's skin. I like the cameras. The old days sort of just had a nice feature. Now they cover every little. Let's see. Michael, you're in good shape, but I tell you, it's so you're.

[E]

It's the sixes coming, huh?

[D]

So that's an interesting thing. It's crazy to see deeper into somebody's skin.

[C]

And then he, then he looks at the person next to him, he goes, michael, you're in good shape. Shape. The conspiracy theory behind 6G is that it's going to be like biometric data tied to your monetary system. And he just looks at the guy next to me, goes, you're in good shape. So you're fine. Yeah, I like the old stuff before where it was just like superficial.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

On the outside. Now these cameras see everything.

[D]

What the is happening? I don't think 6G is a good idea, dude.

[C]

No, I don't think. I mean, we'll be, we'll be flying at super fast speeds.

[D]

Was it matter Andrew? I forget. It was Andrew Clinton of the 6G Agenda podcast. Ass.

[C]

He hates that stuff.

[D]

Well, he. I think he's the guy that said there was no Covid. It was just 5G and I'm like, maybe, dude. I kind of like that. I think 7C said that as well.

[C]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. I haven't talked to him.

[D]

I haven't talked to him for a while. Yeah, I think he said that. I think he's sad that we've been

[C]

beating up on David Icke.

[D]

I don't know. No, I don't think he really with David Ike like that. Well, this here put this video up because this is really important. I think this has A lot to do with the rollout of 6G. Dookie lock. I think this is a Q from the chat. Hair. Hairline tattooed on.

[C]

Those are Louis Vuitton glasses.

[D]

It's Louis Vuitton face.

[C]

That's very nice.

[D]

The whole thing is actually. Is very nice. His hairline is tattooed approximately three inches before his hairline.

[C]

I can't stand dudes that have natural beards like that. Oh, yeah, that start up.

[D]

So you hate Dominicans.

[C]

It's all Dominican.

[D]

It's all Dominicans, dude. I really can't with the. It's like Wolf Man. Yeah. I don't like it either, but I mean, that. That now, that guy, he was subjected to the experimental version of 6G. And the big concern right now is that a mass rollout.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Is gonna. It's gonna result in that for forever, everybody. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Well, what. What's this guy's problem then? Because.

[D]

Oh, this was another 6G. Is that Stephen A. Smith? I think it is his. That's his official campaign for the presidency. Yeah. I mean, look, man, I don't know if this. This is going to affect white people that way, but this is certainly how 6G is affecting black people. So I don't know.

[C]

Dookie dreads and face tattoos is a

[D]

step in the right direction or away further from the.

[C]

The glory. I'd say the big dookie dreads is definitely. It prevents crime in some way.

[D]

Oh, yeah. It slows you down. Something to grab onto while they're running away from you. It's crazy, you know? All right, let's see what else we got here. I know we got a bunch of. Of fun stuff. Actually sent it over here. Give me one second. So.

[C]

Oh, we got some more fun stuff. I don't know if you guys caught my video.

[D]

Which one is that?

[C]

I did one on Friday since you were getting your anal gland squeezed.

[D]

It wasn't me. It was my cat.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

And it wasn't anal gland squeezed. It was.

[C]

Why did Nancy say all those things?

[D]

Oh, I don't know. We had a little bit of a blip with the NDS production crew started.

[C]

We should cover. We'll cover that right now. Maybe.

[D]

I don't know if we should even talk about it. I mean, right now. The lawyers have advised it against.

[C]

I think we should because we have to do like, an in memoriam for Kent. For Kent. We'll get into it. But, yeah, I did. I did film an episode with my kids, and I think it's gonna. It might be Patreon only. It'll I don't know. Maybe we'll release it at the public. But if you do want to watch this kind of stuff.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You have to join the Patreon to see it live. Because I'm not putting my kids live

[D]

on air for these kids.

[C]

No, I. I don't know what they'll say.

[D]

Yeah, they'll get.

[C]

CPS called on me. And it was a banger episode. And he was think good and evil are real.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people. Some people. And some people do evil things.

[C]

Do you think

[D]

based a button? I don't know. There you go.

[C]

Incredible.

[D]

That was good.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Jack's been asking. He's. He really wants to do a show, and I keep telling him, yeah. And then I. I just don't get around to it. And I don't know what I'm gonna.

[C]

Actually, Oliver was. He was tremendous.

[D]

Tremendous.

[C]

I was asking about. Man, what was I saying about aliens? And I said, if there's an invisible thing in this room, what do you think it would look like? And he said, I think it would be like a circle with a bunch of eyes that go around it all the time. Oh, it's like a biblically accurate angel.

[D]

It's like I'm looking at it. Yeah, it's there. Yeah.

[C]

He was breaking down for me. He was like, no, no. He's like, only angel. Only messenger angels look like people. I'm like, okay.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

All right.

[C]

I didn't even talk to myself, son.

[D]

I don't know, period. Except for on the shows that you see.

[C]

He was dunking on Albarino the whole time. It was crazy.

[D]

Well, here. I mean, speaking of the aliens that, you know, might be invisible. Might be. New York jumps to number three. Excellent for US alien abductions. Experts reveal why it's such a hot zone.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Interesting New York Post with the bangers lately, by the way. It's just like everything is super conspiracy adjacent. I'm going to open up this thing here. Let's check this out. Let's see what the experts reveal. Why the odds of a hostile close encounter have reportedly reportedly rather. Look at these. All these things, dude. How do I even block. We're blocking it all. Okay. The odds of a hostile close encounter had never reportedly been higher in the Big Apple. New York was named the third most likely place to get abducted in the U.S. u.S. According to gambling guide Casino CA's annual ranking. That's weird. Which continued to honor. For the love of God. It's just like, can they. They just have to have so many things pop up which it conducted to honor National Alien Abduction Day. Yes, that's real. On March 20th. March 20th is National Alien Abduction Day.

[C]

That was a couple days ago.

[D]

How do we miss that?

[C]

I don't know. Maybe we got abducted.

[D]

Well, could be. I ended up mysteriously at a Waffle House. The Empire State, which moved up a stellar two spots from last year, boasted a staggering 8,314 UFO sightings reported since 1974. Or one for every 1,000 residents, roughly. That's crazy.

[C]

Damn. I mean, it is the most densely populated area.

[D]

Area.

[C]

So you think that you would see a lot more sightings.

[D]

I wonder what's more likely, abduction via illegal aliens or abduction via fake space aliens?

[C]

I say it's close.

[D]

It's got to be close.

[C]

But we did have another video. This is above an oil refinery, I think they said in Iran.

[D]

In Iran. Okay. Oh, that's weird.

[C]

Cigar shaped ufo just cruising.

[D]

No big deal.

[C]

Yeah, something's about to go down.

[D]

Well, we might have a. A little window into what's about to go down. Let's see if I can find this real quick. I posted it on the Patreon the other day, and it wasn't to make people afraid because you know that we don't do black pills.

[C]

Hashtag fear.

[D]

Not exactly. But I posted it because I thought that some of the people who enjoy our content might find this fascinating.

[C]

Well, as you. As you pull that up, I'll pull this up from Red Panda Koala. President Trump told actor Dennis Quaid he'll be releasing the alien file.

[D]

The alien file.

[C]

He asked Dennis Quaid, what do you got? Coming out War Machine. If you haven't seen. It's pretty cool. It's on Netflix.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

It seemed like an army movie. Like a, I don't know, an influential army movie. A guy's training to do a certain thing, and then it turns into a alien movie.

[D]

Oh, really?

[C]

Yeah. Which is unexpected but pretty cool. Like an asteroid falls from outer space and it.

[D]

It's got black goo in it?

[C]

No, it's more of like a mechanical alien thing that just starts to attack humanity. But this asteroid apparently falls in different places all throughout the world. But this story is just focused on this one asteroid and it hunts down this team of. I think they were some sort of marines. It's just hunting them down.

[D]

That sounds pretty cool.

[C]

I might watch. It actually is really cool. Yeah. Fun action flick, but it's interesting that. So Trump says we may have a prequel by the time he does it. You never know. He's talking to Dennis Quaid what the. Yeah, so this movie focused more on the technological aspect of the alien phenomenon. So you didn't see any aliens, but it was all craft. And like, this thing had legs and, like, sensors, and it was just killing these dudes. It was crazy.

[D]

That would say suck.

[C]

It would suck. Yeah. You're not gonna get, like, meat soup.

[D]

That's what I. Dude, I wish we. I hope we get the meat suit. I don't want to deal with.

[C]

You're gonna be dealing with craft.

[D]

I don't want that.

[C]

Aerospace craft.

[D]

Well, here, let's bring this up. This is. This is in the realm of 4chan predictions, which are, you know, always accurate, oftentimes lofty, but every once in a while you get something that's hauntingly accurate. Now, this comes from an Anon who predicted World War III and an alien invasion. This is back in June of 2025. So this is too long. Didn't read. Here it is. It's Basically in steps one, Israel breaks ceasefire and strikes Iran. That's step one. Sounds familiar. Trump responds with B2 bunker busters on nuclear sites. Right now. Something is happening where Iran is attacking B2 bunker busters.

[C]

OK.

[D]

So it's interesting because I've seen these elements pop up recently. They're attacking B2 bombers, I think. I think.

[C]

Well, I know Trump said recently that, like, they're ready to basically flatten Iran.

[D]

Yeah. And then there was a. There's a response. I think if you typed in B2 bombers, you'd probably find it. And then step number three, Iran hits all Gulf oil fields and US bases, blocks Hermoz and Bab El Mandeb. I don't know what that is. Doesn't matter to me. What do you think that means? Gulf oil fields? You mean here, like in the Gulf?

[C]

No, in the Gulf. Not. Not here, but in the Gulf, I think that means the Middle East.

[D]

Okay, good. As long as it's not here, I don't care what happens over there. Oil prices skyrocket.

[C]

That's where we get our oil from.

[D]

Right. That would. So that would cause oil prices to skyrocket. Blackouts in Africa and third world. So as if there was not enough blacks in Africa. There, it's. It's gonna get worse. And I don't know how long that's gonna last, but seems like it's really a situation for third world countries. U S Sends three aircraft carriers.

[C]

Carriers.

[D]

And at least two of them are sunk by Iran, Russia and China using suicide tactics. That's crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Which is suicide bombing, aircraft carriers so this I saw recently, actually. U. S. Tries amphibious invasion. First one fails with massive casualties. I just saw something that came from one of the big, like, report breaking news, Twitter account announce that one of the things that we're getting ready for is we're mobilizing amphibious vehicles. I'm like, okay, all right, this is fascinating. And right here, there it is. Thousands more marines and sailors on the way to the Middle east. Task force of 44, 500 personnel from the USS Boxer Amphibious Ready Group and the 11th Marine Expeditiary Expeditionary unit. That's great, street. So, you know, as.

[C]

As Justice Trump is saying that this war is winding down, that Iran wants to talk, we are getting ready to deploy amphibious troops and then probably ground troops.

[D]

Yeah. So. So horrific. First amphibious invasion fails. Second amphibious invasion attempt succeeds rather, I guess.

[C]

Hold on. Yeah, he's gonna do it. He's gonna do it. Disgusting.

[D]

Ah, thank you. So the second attempt succeeds. Seeds and oil fields are seized. Yada, yada yada. U.S. civil War begins. Anti War Block takes D.C. with military support.

[C]

White hat stuff.

[D]

Yeah. Yep, that's what it sounds like. So the US Splits into two and retreats from the Middle East. Turkey betrays NATO, yada, yada, yada. We go on. India flips sides. North Korea invades south. Japan fails to stop it. Russia invades Poland. Finland and NATO invade Russia. Europe collapses into riots and famine and civil wars. Latin America allies with China and Russia. The US Is invaded from the south, and the advance stops at Colorado. 50 to 150 tactical nukes used in high atmosphere. Like, whoa, this a crazy scenario. It's a crazy scenario, but the way that I'm reading all this, I'm like, seems very plausible. This is where. Shit.

[C]

So they're going to nuke the atmosphere?

[D]

What does that even mean? Well, so. So a nuclear detonation on. On the ground, basically, the. The earth itself muffles a great deal of the destruction. But if it is above the ground, I don't know if it's. It needs to be. As far as an atmospherical nuke, that may be a word I just made up atmospherical.

[C]

I mean, again, I don't believe in nuclear bombs.

[D]

I don. Believe in the atmosphere.

[C]

I believe. I believe in the firmament.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So who, you know, 50 to 150 tactical nukes in high atmosphere.

[C]

It would create a chemical change in the atmosphere that would make.

[D]

Oh, that would fucking suck.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm not scared because being scared is for gay, but.

[C]

No, I mean, it would be a big problem for A huge, huge part of the earth. Yeah, yeah. So that's possible. I mean. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Air travel ends. It doesn't even say like it says ends. Air travel ends.

[C]

This is what I've been told. So we just got our passports.

[D]

Yeah. Did you? My wife, my wife, my wife, she's been telling me to get our passports and I'm just like, ah, I've been slow on it.

[C]

The problem. So the reason we got the passports was because we had the passports. They expired.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And then I ended up going to St. Thomas.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

And that was a mistake. And that was the only place that we can go to without a passport. That was an island. Never again. Hashtag never again. Six million, something like that. Yeah. Not going to do that again. So we got the passports and she's like, let's go somewhere.

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And I'm like, where do you want to go? And then I also said, hey, here's a caveat. We're at World War Three. There's a good chance that wherever we go know if something escalates, we could get stuck. And she's like, you're crazy. And I'm like, that's not.

[D]

That's actually no. I mean that's kind of pretty realistic. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm like, when Covid popped off, people got stuck in a lot of places.

[C]

Yeah. And that's Covet. Now if they start throwing bombs, like bigger bombs in different places, it's possible that they Just shut down the flights. I don't even know. Indefinitely. Yeah, but like, I don't want to be in the fucking Dominican Republic for an extended amount of time.

[D]

If 50 to 150 tactical nukes are using height, which is like, I don't even know do what to that means. I'm not saying any of this is real, guys. I'm just saying this is a fascinating given that for the first four steps. We're basically there for the first four steps.

[C]

I think I'm going to travel, though.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

All right. It'll be scary.

[D]

I don't give a. I mean, you know, do whatever you got to do. And then you have a story. So Israel is destroyed. Oh, thank Palestinians along with it.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Air travel, edge weapons, crime and chaos everywhere. Three weeks of nuclear events.

[C]

I was talking with my cousin today.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

She's like a big shot.

[D]

Big shot.

[C]

Big shot. Works for different companies. I mean, does like, builds the companies.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I won't say which company she works for. She did work for an Israeli company that she quit because she didn't like the way. And she's not. She's not. She's Normie.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

She's worried about what she's doing in her building and her kids and like that. She's not worried about what we look at.

[D]

She hear the term goyim getting thrown around. Around.

[C]

I don't know if she heard that term, but she heard a lot of, like, American, like, they. She worked for the they.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

This Israeli company. Then the disdain that they have for Americans.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

She's like, you know, I'm American. And they were like, we don't give a. Like, you know, like, here's your money. Keep building our. And she was like, I just had to leave because it got, like, kind of out of hand. Good for you.

[D]

At least you left.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Some convictions, I guess it was like

[C]

that disrespectful, like, where even the amount of money that they were. And she's making a lot of money.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Or she was just like, you know what? Like, I don't want to. I was like, well, wait until you see what their religion says about you, you know, so.

[D]

So. All right, so this whole thing, right, it starts off with Iran, Israel, you know, oil, energy crisis.

[C]

Give me the picture.

[D]

Civil war. The nation splits in two. We pull out of the Middle east tactical fucking nukes or big bombs, however you want to say it. Israel was ultimately destroyed.

[C]

Amen.

[D]

Here we go. Fake alien invasion begins after Israel is destroyed. MJ12, which is Majestic12. I don't. I don't know what to make of that.

[C]

And again, I'm joking. I don't want to see Israel get destroyed.

[D]

No, no. God bless him. But, you know, there is. There's a documentary called Majestic 12 by David Wilcox, which is a fantastic documentary or no, it's called Above Majestic actually. So I don't even know if it has anything to do with the Majestic 12, but this is like covert alien group. Not an alien, not a group of aliens, but a group of, I don't know, black budget intelligence operatives that focus on aliens. Okay, MJ, Majestic 12 releases synthetic alien soldiers. PLFS. PLF something life forms, I don't know, psionic, whatever it is. Plfs. And then. So here we go. Plfs hunt survivors and FEMA camps. Classify Crazy.

[C]

This gets. This is. Oh, programmed life forms.

[D]

Okay. Yeah.

[C]

And I don't.

[D]

I don't think that that means. I think that's a lot of shit. Chimeric Nightmare Creatures is basically my. My or or as Zach puts it, Chinese people manufactured.

[C]

Actually, let's. Let's check this video out really quick.

[D]

Well, what is manufactured? Cloning is manuf. Chimeric hybrids are manufactured. Right.

[C]

This is this video by Edgar Fouche.

[D]

Yeah, let's do this.

[C]

Probably a long time ago. Here we go.

[D]

Oh, shit.

[E]

Like seamless almond shaped apparatus covers each

[D]

eye with no apparent attachment points.

[E]

For a lack of better description, eyeglasses or sunglasses come to mind.

[D]

Perhaps their apparatus is an aid in

[E]

distance viewing, blocking harmful solar radiation, enhanced spectrum detection, low light or infrared vision.

[D]

Or some other unknown aliens have black eyes. Well, these guys have been hanging around Hollywood because they're wearing shades. They are not their natural eyes. Heard that one, bitch. Real funny. All this was copyrighted prior to 1994.

[C]

We have documentation.

[D]

We can prove it to anybody. Just like I did the Brits when they asked me if I could prove I did all the jobs.

[C]

I said I brought 200 documents.

[D]

Documents. And it's all gonna be on their

[C]

film, by the way.

[D]

So that, to me, it's just. It's just extremely fascinating to know that, you know, I got all that document. I didn't even know what.

[C]

We'll pause that real quick.

[D]

That's fascinating. So basically what he's saying is that these manufactured life forms are grays. Yeah, he's describing grays, which is like, dude, you roll out a bunch of grays, we're gonna fuck those things up.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

This is not.

[C]

The glasses off. There are things.

[D]

We were having this conversation, right? And you're like, I don't know if you're gonna be able to kill one. There's gonna be things we're allowed to kill kill when they roll out synthetic alien soldiers. We're going to be able to kill those things because. Because if you go on to see and you'll see it in a second, those are the things that are going to lose.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So we're gonna those up.

[C]

You think this guy's a synthetic alien soldier?

[D]

I don't think I could kill Stephen Greer. I think he hard to kill. He's a master at butt. I just don't think there's just many more things. Things as aggressive as a, a super muscular man who pounds ass.

[C]

Yeah. The skin suit people are going to be much more difficult than the glasses wearing.

[D]

Yeah. Gay Steven Greer.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Because he's already experienced the, the most visceral thing you could do with another man. And that's ass pounding.

[C]

And he's a profound liar too. Look at this. Yeah, he found, he says he found this. It's 12, 560 years old my ass, dude. Oh, it's exhausting.

[D]

That thing looks like it was machined in a.

[C]

You got this on antique roadshow show. You're a liar.

[D]

Whatever.

[C]

I mean I don't think he's a liar.

[D]

Well here, let's. So, so okay, the, the, the, the, the life forms are going to hunt down survivors meaning survivors of all the war and all this FEMA camps are going to classify people as useful or undesirable. So you thought that being an essential worker was, was an insulting terminology useful or undesirable. Which is going to be a lot of fun. And then by 2027. Damn.

[C]

That's right now.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. 5 billion will be dead. So we have a lot of ground to make up in a short amount of time.

[C]

It does feel like 5 billion.

[D]

It does feel like 5 billion are

[C]

about to die from today. Right. I woke up and I felt it.

[D]

I was like damn, 5 billion are about to die, dude. If you take the, the earthly consensus, it's 8 billion, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So you know, maybe, maybe that's a huge amount of. Scott says I can't wait. Hey guys, if there was ever a time to start like running hills and I don't know running.

[C]

That sounds hard.

[D]

Yeah. I don't like it. It sucks. Okay, so fake aliens will be defeated with help of real ones. So this is what I'm saying that now that, that goes into tip of the fedora to you Indiana. Moans he says that there's gonna be a fake Versus. So, in other words, the Pleiadians are gonna overthrow the grays. So this is what I'm saying. There will be a season in which we are allowed to kill the gray raise.

[C]

That's all you care about.

[D]

It's just been a big prayer of mine is like, look, I want to serve, right? I want to, you know, work on this great commission. I just want to be allowed to kill one. And I'd like to be able to

[C]

do it early, early on, early on

[D]

so that people can see very rapidly, like, oh, these things can be killed. I'd like to be among the first wave of people that kill at least one.

[C]

Okay, that's fair enough.

[D]

That's. That's a reasonable request. But, you know, if that's not. If I don't get that, then I don't get that.

[C]

But we got a lot of live viewers in the Patreon. Patreon.

[D]

Oh, check them out.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

How you guys doing?

[C]

They're doing good.

[D]

Oh, by the way, stick around. Afterwards, we're gonna do a live unboxing. We'll make another stream. Yeah, live unboxing.

[C]

No, no. Oh, yeah.

[D]

We'll just chop it at the end and not give it to the.

[C]

Maybe if they behave. Should we give it to. Because here's the thing.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

If we allow it to be seen by the general public, maybe they send us more coffee. Shopping casino at 1552 Bella Cruz Drive, Florida, 359 the Villages. Okay. You can send a. Or we could chop it off and it could just be a thing just for the patrons.

[D]

Okay. I don't know. Oh, I saw that. Scott says, dude, they glow in the dark. They're. Saw a video.

[C]

They glow in the dark.

[D]

Yeah, dude. Dude had a whole glowing green.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

It's literally center mass is all glowing.

[C]

Yeah, shoot.

[D]

Here.

[C]

They probably don't have vitals there, though.

[D]

It's just filled with goo.

[C]

Just goo. But if you knock them apart, you could probably just knock them.

[D]

I think you pull them apart. I think if you grabbed one arm, I grabbed another.

[C]

When you say that, you're going to be. You're going to kill vital them.

[D]

I don't want to be underwhelmed.

[C]

I always did. I. Kill is a strong word. That's why I'm like, you're not going to kill any of these things because it's like, are they alive to begin with?

[D]

What if I butt one? That sends a message?

[C]

You never listen, man.

[D]

That sends a message.

[C]

Things you don't put your dick in. Oh, aliens being a Big one never do that. A mechanical husk.

[D]

Yeah, but it's dominance. It's. It's a dominance thing.

[C]

It's glowing. What are you doing? I think you think about it.

[D]

All right.

[C]

Think about that. Pray on it.

[D]

Hey, can I. And I'm out.

[C]

Hey.

[D]

God. Just for like dominance.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Purposes.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Should I do. I think he would ask. God would say blah blah blah blah. Would say did. Did David. Did he rape Goliath? Because I don't think that cut his head off. He cut his head off.

[C]

Then he. It. Oh no.

[D]

Is that an extra canonical. Yeah.

[C]

The book of David.

[D]

The book of Blap. You gotta read the book of David. One world government is then comes out of the majestic 12. Operation Dome on the rock is destroyed.

[C]

I think that that should be earlier.

[D]

I think it should be way earlier, to be honest. We already had a close call.

[C]

Move it to the top.

[D]

Yeah, let's. I mean I want to see it happen. Speed things up a little bit.

[C]

So I don't like every time it happens. I'm not a fan of this stuff.

[D]

Every time the missile gets close to

[C]

the Dome of the Rock, it keeps getting closer.

[D]

You saw that right now it's at the. Yeah.

[C]

It hit the gate. You did you see that? It like skinned the gate of the Dome of the Rock.

[D]

That's very fun.

[C]

I'll show you.

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[D]

Yeah, bring that up.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Sorry about the burps, guys. No, no. No talking till you find it from it's starting now.

[C]

Okay. Yeah. Dome of the Rock. You talk dome of the rock rocket. Yeah, is what I said. There was a picture of it. Like, it just like, skimmed this borderline fence next to it. And I was like, oh, my God, that's super close. Oh, this is it right here. It's a video, actually. Here we go.

[D]

I'm so. I'm. I'm trying so hard not to fart right now.

[C]

Do it. Fart, fart, fart.

[D]

Not gonna fart. It's. I've been having, like, like these crazy smelling farts.

[C]

We had. We tried to do a really cool thing here. Oh, yeah, Smoke, but. And it was blowing out nice smelling air too. Here it is, Dave. So that's the mosque right there.

[D]

I hate sand language. Look.

[C]

Look at where it hit.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

Huh.

[D]

That's crazy.

[C]

Yeah. And the mosque is like, just like right there. Right across the. Across that. That way. There it is.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So, like, that's very close. Like, as far as bombs go, I suppose. Hit that close to my house, I'd

[D]

be like, fuck, you basically hit my house. You basically, like. You hit my house. And now I almost.

[C]

I'm like, if a bomb hit your house. Yeah, I'd be like, you hit my house?

[D]

Yes, it's very close. It's very close.

[C]

Within miles. The miles.

[D]

Oh, this is just. This is nothing. I don't know what you're. That's the thing. What was I supposed to look up?

[C]

Oh, I don't know. You done reading this shit now?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, that's all. That's all done now.

[C]

Okay, that's in the past.

[D]

It's in the past. Okay, here we go. No, that's not true. Never mind.

[C]

Sorry. That's. That was just.

[D]

That was jarring.

[C]

Laney's clip keeps playing for some reason.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I was just gonna say something, but that saved me anyway because I was reading the wrong thing. We have this other thing here where people are going off about the Schumann residents, which I've. I. I've gotten to the point now where I do think this is super gay. Go ahead. Bring this. This up.

[C]

Oh, it's. It's. It's acting crazy again.

[D]

It just doesn't mean anything to me anymore. Earth's frequency just went unstable again. White women love this, by the way. For the last 15 hours, the Schumann resonance hasn't settled. This isn't a spike. It's sustained, chaotic movement. This reads like AI, AI. AI always does this. It says this isn't blank. It's blank. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Enter dramatic music. And it also does that. What is that thing called?

[D]

Oh, the big long line.

[C]

Yeah, that's the Albarino line.

[D]

The Albarino line.

[C]

I wouldn't use that.

[D]

Vertical surges, layered frequencies. Full saturation across the chart. And this isn't new. God, this does read like AI. I hate it. We're now nearing two straight weeks of erratic behavior. Not a clean signal, not a normal pattern. Something is actively moving through the system. Are you feeling anything unusual? And if you go into the comments here, it's gonna be filled with people like, oh, I was all blapped up. My spider senses. I'm tired, but I can't sleep. Everybody always says the sleeping thing. Does this coincide with everyone's stress levels? Like, who. Who are you talking about?

[C]

I think. Does anybody sleep anymore?

[D]

I've been sleeping horde.

[C]

Dude, I can't sleep. I don't sleep.

[D]

Yeah, well, you're up in the middle of the night, 3D printing things. Well, look at it. Last night, up till 2am Up. Up at 2. Oh, God. It's just like. I don't know, man. It's so.

[C]

Show the people.

[D]

Yeah, go ahead. Show them the Nephilim skull. You did a great job painting it.

[C]

Doesn't that look really good? Hold on.

[D]

Check it out, guys. Check it out now.

[C]

It looks really cool.

[D]

Punk soul brother right about now.

[C]

Put some bones on it.

[D]

Check out the bones.

[C]

I think it really ties together the space.

[D]

Do we have messages for Mom? Don't let that fall.

[C]

Do we?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Do we want to do that again?

[D]

Well, yeah.

[C]

Well, we actually do have some more. Some more clips here from you.

[D]

Oh, do we? I don't know if I. We.

[C]

Do we. Do we have something about Robert Bigelow, which I actually want to check out and get to.

[D]

How come I couldn't see that? I was looking for it.

[C]

It's a little further up. And we have a rock star, Ronnie James.

[D]

Oh, dude.

[C]

Yeah. And something else about a military air base.

[D]

Okay, my bad. I didn't know. Here, let's do this. I got Robert Bigelow on the screen. Let's pull this up. So let me pause it real quick. Not to spoil anything. It's a little bit of a long one.

[C]

Chat. Should we do messages for Mom? It was a huge flop last time, and I was actually upset.

[D]

Chat.

[C]

Chat.

[D]

Should we do it? Should we do it?

[C]

She said some more, but I'm. I'm. I'm honestly hesitant to. I don't even want to. She's sending me stuff about pedophiles. I don't know.

[D]

All right, well, here, let's get into this. Billionaire Robert Bigelow reveals terrifying skinwalker Ranch encounter. UFO emoji, alien emoji. Quote, we don't know with whom we are communicating, quote, quote, that light had turned into a structure that looked like a pipe and something crawled out of that pipe and walked away. Man, you know what, man? I am jealous. I'm jealous that this guy.

[C]

You jelly? Yeah.

[D]

Because it's like, he gets to see such fun.

[C]

Robert Bigelow.

[D]

Robert Bigelow.

[C]

Well, he fucking bought this stuff.

[D]

I know how much it costs. Only visible through night vision goggles while they were begging unknown entities for orbs and manifestations. Just getting out there and just. Oh, please, send me an orb. Oh, look at this guy. 100. A homosexual too, by the way, Right?

[C]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that must have pencil mustache.

[D]

I think I've heard him talk.

[C]

Vince McManus.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. For anybody who's seen Severance, he looks like the guy that they made gay. Actually, the guy looks like an old version of you. The. The dude from the Zohan. The Mukantukin. The Phantom. His name is Phantom. And you and I, when we first started interacting on Twitter I would always tell you how much you look like the villain from the Zohan. And they took that actor and they put him in a show, Severance, which is actually a fantastic show about, like, liminal spaces and subliminal spaces and. And, I don't know, MK Ultra type. It's really interesting. But they made him gay and he had a mustache just like this. So let's. Let's let this. This guy talk.

[C]

Should I do a mustache like that?

[D]

Yeah, I think so. This guy is gonna sound gay, right? We agree. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. 100. Robert Bigelow.

[D]

Gay voice, I think.

[C]

Gay voice. Okay.

[E]

I don't know how to say that because it sounds stupid.

[C]

Good voice.

[E]

But I've said a lot of stupid things, so I don't mind, you know, I got a little tired or bored.

[C]

He's got the look ready. Had smashed so much push that he

[D]

has the look of a man who has graduated to doing horrific things to children. Yeah.

[B]

And.

[D]

And anal things for the men. Magic. For the magic. Not for the enjoyment of the.

[C]

I think that's what the mustache is. Yeah, I think that's what. Hold on. Can. Let me pull up a. A picture of current Vince McMahon.

[D]

Oh, okay. Because he looks weird, right?

[C]

He looks just like this guy.

[D]

Oh. Maybe he's also started to look into the Butt magic?

[C]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think so. You know, after a while, you just get, well, current. Vince McMahon looks actually horrific.

[D]

It's like, how do you spend 40 years around Buff, oiled men? Oh, very similar.

[C]

Right.

[D]

I just think let your hair go gray.

[C]

Yeah. Just let it just age gracefully.

[D]

Yeah. I don't know what the problem is with, like, dyeing your hair. I don't think it's for a looks thing as much as I think it's for. You are afraid to look death in the mirror.

[C]

You're afraid to let go. Yeah. And that's not helping anyway.

[D]

Well, you're looking in the mirror and you're seeing, like, your mortal doom, and it probably helps you to not as much.

[C]

You know what? I understand that, but. Yeah, look at this.

[D]

That one's kind of cool.

[C]

Something about rich old dudes get this thing, and they're like, I'm gonna get this fucking. Maybe you should do the mustache. I. I wonder what comes first, the money or the mustache?

[D]

Wait, wait, wait. So, you know, it's funny. When I messed up my mustache.

[C]

You did that.

[D]

I was kind of going like. I was like, what if I made it less thick? And, like, I made, like, a little bit of a line, and then I messed it up and I had to ditch the whole thing.

[C]

You should have done it.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

Vince McMahon really does look horrific. It's kind of. But very Robert Bigelowish, you know?

[D]

Yeah. Vince McMahon. Oh, my God.

[C]

Yeah, I know. Here's one here. Look at this.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

It's like the Cruella de Vil.

[D]

What's going on, dude? Dude, that guy.

[C]

I'm a big fan still, but. All right, let's check this guy out.

[E]

Asking for orbs and taking pictures and wherever I happen to be, not just at the ranch or other things, and a lot of people do that kind of thing, but also asking things to manifest on photos and making those requests. And. And I would be in Las Vegas and they'd be at the ranch, and we'd be doing that back and forth and thing. But you begin, see, say, okay, we don't know, as I said, with whom we were communicating. And this could go on and on and on. Now, I'm not a. I've had to learn to acquire some patience. You know, I'm not a super patient guy, but I'm trying to do my best and, And. And work on that. And I'm better than I was, but. But I probably needed to have a. Have a lot more patience than what I did have.

[D]

And.

[E]

And I Probably got off on some other track.

[D]

And it's kind of interesting because what he's talking about is when the novelty of just, like, the response wears off, like you're trying to interact and it's interacting, and that. That can go pretty far in just, like, how often you can show it off, how often you can engage with it. At what point do you cross a line where that novelty wears off? And you.

[C]

You go, what are you telling me?

[D]

What the fuck is this? Yeah, what is this? Yeah, where is this going? What is this? And I think that's kind of what he's talking about. The whom are we communicating with?

[E]

No. Distracted by something else. And just decided, well, you know, we were. We were repeating a lot of things that was going on. And we weren't having craft manifest on the ranch. That was the full blown broad daylight kind of thing that happened with Terry. Now we had things happen on the ranch that two of our folks saw something in a high canopy of trees, very tall trees, and in the upper canopy, blocked out stars and limbs. And something was commingled up there. And then it disappeared. It moved on the tunnel. Well, in the tunnel where somebody with night vision goggles could see it, the other person could not see it. And you'd switch them back. And it was true that you had to have those goggles. If you weren't using those, you couldn't see that that light had turned into a structure that looked like a pipe, and something crawled out of the pipe and walked away.

[D]

So a fucking portal.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Sounds like a Super Mario style.

[C]

Yeah, Yeah.

[D]

I mean, man. A little jealous.

[C]

I understand why he sold the place. It freaked him out.

[D]

Is it just like prolonged exposure to the phenomenon makes you look like Vince McMahon? Jack Parsons? Like, is that what it is?

[C]

God.

[D]

Is that the same guy?

[C]

I mean, it's a horrific visage.

[D]

Something changed so quickly. What happened, happened.

[C]

I don't know. What.

[D]

What's the. Is that. Oh, God. Oh, hey, come on. That's not.

[C]

That's not fair.

[D]

Don't do that. That's not Vince McMahon.

[C]

She's gonna love this episode.

[D]

I don't think she watches.

[C]

You think she watches?

[D]

No. Yeah. I. I don't know. He. He looks like the type of dude who is a scientific mystic, arts philanthropist character.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You know, and that is. I see that there is a type. Yeah. It reminds me of, you know, Jack Parsons, Marvell Parsons, and that's who they modeled Howard Stark after. So if you watch any of the films or whatever, like, Howard Stark has that little mustache too. Yeah, you know, and he's. He's this kind of genius. Although I don't think Robert Bigelow is a genius.

[C]

He's just a dude with a lot of money.

[D]

Where's he get that money?

[C]

I don't know, like some sort of like space investments?

[D]

That's a good question.

[C]

Aerospace.

[D]

Where did. Did Robert Bigelow get his money?

[C]

Oops.

[D]

Money. Bigelow acquired his wealth primarily through the real estate industry. Specifically as the owner and founder of an extended stay hotel.

[C]

Palm Beach. Pete.

[D]

Yeah, similar. They ran in the same circles. Budget Suites of America. Okay, so he is the owner of Budget Suites of America. America. And then eventually. I don't think the same. No, no relation. And then eventually he develops funds it from, you know, with this money. Bigelow Aerospace.

[C]

Interesting. But.

[D]

Which makes him have this air of, you know, legitimacy.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Within the field that he's studying. But really he's a.

[C]

He's a real estate dude.

[D]

Not just a real estate. A motel owner.

[C]

That's cool. That's fine.

[D]

No.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[D]

Everybody needs sleep.

[C]

Yeah, we did. We did.

[D]

Every black dude needs a place to bang his white chick. That's what motels are for.

[C]

That's crazy. We did an offering for the the Gideon Bible.

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[C]

It was our third or fourth offering. I can't remember.

[D]

Yeah, I think it was the third. The third. Third tithing session that we had this past Sunday which was.

[C]

It was fine. You okay?

[D]

No. Yeah.

[C]

You were sad about it. I Saw you tweeting.

[D]

I was a little, I was just annoyed because, you know, Matt makes fun of it. He calls it like five songs in a show or whatever.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

This was not five songs.

[C]

50 minutes, six songs in a show,

[D]

let me tell you. And that's starting from 10am yeah. Music is going on before 10. 10am yeah. But from 10am Onward, it's an additional 50 minutes of music. Yeah. Not to mention when the pastor is talking and he goes, can I get a, at the piano real quick for what I'm about to say?

[C]

It's a lot.

[D]

And then she comes out the audience and she sits there and she starts playing the piano while he church. Can everybody say five dollar sizzly? At Wawa Church? Can you say five dollar sizzly?

[C]

I talked to my dad about it.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

He wasn't happy.

[D]

Happy? He wasn't happy either.

[C]

He wasn't hat. No, he wasn't happy with you.

[D]

Oh, with me.

[C]

He's, yeah. My, my dad's a church defender.

[D]

Well, what did I say?

[C]

I just told, I said, hey, I don't think David's coming back. I don't think he's like, I mean, I was looking at him.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

He wasn't happy when he left. And I, and I said, and I get why, and I understand why, but I also think it's a critical miscalculation on your, your end.

[D]

It's fair.

[C]

This is what I went through as well.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I came out of it, came back into it. I'm like the church. This is what it is.

[D]

Well, it's not that I, I, I'm not going to come back. And, and look, the way I rationalize, I get it.

[C]

Like, you're coming back.

[D]

No, no, look, look, arguments were, were correct.

[C]

It's correct.

[D]

Yeah. But there is something that is happening.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And it's. Once a week I'm recalibrated, and for that entire time, I'm hyper focused on God. Even when I'm listening to the songs, I, I am hyper analytical. What the do these lyrics mean? What are we saying here? I'm reading them on the mega projector. What are we actually saying? It's like that dream in the mighty name of Jesus. Well, wait a second. What the am I saying? So that's happening constantly, and if I'm left there going, we need more scripture. That's good too.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Because then I go and I engage with more scripture.

[C]

Yeah. It was just, it was interesting because I'm arguing, I'm like kind of making the argument to my dad. Dad, yeah. And he's like, nah, man, it was like, it's fine. We gotta give him time to do better and this. And I was like, it's not about that.

[D]

I was like, oh, you're saying Pastor Mark? And I thought, listen, man, that shiny headed.

[C]

I thought the message was fine. I just thought it was a little bit short milk. Not just short, but milk as well. It's like, man, if I had, if my job and I like Mark.

[D]

Well, hold on, wait, let's rewind. What, what was it? This? It was, he was talking about the lepers and he was talking about how 10 lepers came and, and asked Jesus to have mercy on them. And Jesus said, go and worship. And on the way there, they were healed. But only the Samaritan leper came back and threw himself at the feet of Jesus and praised God and was gracious for his healing.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

And then Jesus was like, where are these other dudes? Weren't ten of you healed? Where are the other nine?

[C]

50 minutes of this?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, ye, yeah, pretty much, dude.

[C]

I love it.

[D]

And I sat right behind the dancing black lady. So yeah, I was right behind her.

[C]

She'd be dressed like that.

[D]

She do be dressed like an ostrich. So, you know, but it was just like, that was, that was really the, the whole thing. We went over five to six verses that were all sort of around the same thing.

[C]

Some psalms. And I'm like, psalms, I don't even consider verses.

[D]

Well, I, I, so then I'm tossing that in there. That was included in the five to six. So that's fine.

[C]

Those are, those are, that's scripture. But, but like, I'm talking about like, yeah, like hard hitting scripture. Like, yeah, pull this up from, not just from the New Testament, go to the Old Testament in the psalms. Again, it's the Old Testament. But I'm like, this is cheating. This is cheating. You had seven days.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And that I agree with you. And I was telling my dad, I was like, you have seven days to bring the, the message that God put on your heart to people who need it. And I think you open up the service and you're like, hey, this might be the last time that you worship.

[D]

Yeah, dude, he's right. That's crazy to say. And then to play and then to be like, it's time to tithe. You might be the last time that I worship and you spend 25 minutes on scripture. You know what it makes me feel like? Hey, hey, dude, give me the word or I'm gonna Choke the life out of you. It makes me want to get on stage and choke him by his little neck and say, read the scripture or I'm gonna kill you.

[C]

Listen, if. Is this what people are asking for, though? And I'm not. I'm not, I don't know, excuse for them.

[D]

I don't think you give people what they're asking for.

[C]

Yeah, I don't. I'm a big fan of not. I don't give a. What you guys asked me for.

[D]

We're gonna do whatever the we want here.

[C]

Yeah. You're gonna shut up and you're gonna. You're gonna buy it.

[D]

Yeah, Yeah.

[C]

I mean, listen, I'm gonna do what I. I'm gonna do what I think is right, and then if it is good, people will follow it. Yeah, but there is. There's a structure, and what people seem to want is the thing that's being presented. But I'm like, dude, dude, like, you gotta do a little bit more. And it's good for some people, but there's other people that it's not adequate for.

[D]

And.

[C]

And I think your argument is correct.

[D]

Well, maybe it could be a me problem.

[C]

Here's what bought.

[D]

It's.

[C]

Well, it's an expectation problem of the

[D]

church, but it's also kind of a me problem where it's like, maybe part of it is like, hey, bring me scripture. When the answer is like, hey, read scripture.

[C]

That too. But, no, if you're in church, you should be getting scripture. That's a fair argument. You should be doing it at home. You should be supplementing. Because, like I said that this is not what the church does. Yeah, church does a specific set of things.

[D]

And.

[C]

And this church does it really well, but the church in general doesn't really bring this stuff, like, bring it hard.

[D]

Well, I have. Here's. Here's my. My tweet about it. I said church Service today was 1.5 hours long. 50 minutes were dedicated to song and tithe, 25 to scripture, and the rest was noise. I felt I left feeling like I needed more, and so I wanted to do something here. This is a conversation I wanted to have on time. Twitter didn't quite pan out the way that I had hoped it for, but that's fine. I said, who is Jesus Christ? It's one thing to talk about him in a theoretical, theoretical way or speak in platitudes or vague proclamations of him being our Savior. The reason that I say that is because, like, these songs, they make me stop and think, like, what are you actually saying they're also a little gay? They're a little gay, they're a little cringy, they're little platitudes, They're a little bit like embellishing, saying things that sound good but like, there's no, I don't know, sometimes it feels like it's empty of meaning. And you're just saying, like, if somebody comes up to you and does the low effort, like, God is good.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

Like what? Okay. What the do you mean?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What are you talking about? So I said it's another to answer the question, who is Jesus? I said, most obviously and importantly, he is the Messiah, the son of the living God. Before I knew that, Jesus revealed himself to me as the name I could call on to exercise authority over shadow people, people, demonic entities, alien abduction, sleep paralysis, etc. Later on I would learn that the Bible explicitly states that this is the case. This is what I want to do. I want to be like, who did Christ reveal himself to you as? And then where's the scripture to back it?

[C]

So here's the thing. And again, another valid point of what you're calling out, I will say because I, I can see, I can see it both ways. As somebody that's been in, I was in the church, like when I first started playing, it was like the, the, When I was playing in church, it was the beginning of this style of worship music. So this very, it's, it's almost like pop, but it's now formalized and it's, in my opinion, it's, it's standardized, it's good, it's. Well, like anything because it needs to be rinsed, washed and repeated by a lot of people by different churches. And the churches have taken to the style and they are able to do it in most churches probably in a satisfactory manner.

[D]

You know, when it got weird for, for me hearing them at church was where I heard him first.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Hearing them on worship channels later, as I'm driving, is where I heard them second. And, and then I was like, then it became weird for me.

[C]

Yeah. So again, this is a, this is a problem that I think is legit. But then what are our solutions here? Everybody making up their own songs. Most people shouldn't be writing their own songs. That's number one. It would be horseshit. And also you'll have some people that are, will be writing some weird stuff.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So you fall into this trap of like, this is a standardized 501 C3 experience. And this is what's happening across America. And it Works okay. It works actually pretty good.

[D]

Like.

[C]

Like we were talking about the Owen Benjamin thing. You're putting something at scale.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Right. So this is like at scale, the church? It's like.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, is this as close as you can get it to whatever that maybe. I don't know, can it be refined? Maybe so. But the way. The way worship music started this, this newer worship music, it started like pop music. And the lyrics were really hot. They were awful. But they had the music nailed, the style.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And it became like this tone lately. They have made the lyrics better, but still, like you're saying watered down platitudes. Can they be better? There are hymns.

[D]

What was this song? This. The. The. The Spanish girl on stage. She's a great singer. Yeah, she sang. She had her own song where she sang. It was a good song.

[C]

Yeah, there are some songs that are good.

[D]

Another one, Be Exalted now in the Heavens. I like that one.

[C]

Yeah. It depends on the song, but if you really want good scripture, good lyrical songs.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Old hymns are the way to go. The problem is those old hymns, because of how wordy they are, sometimes don't correlate to this pop style. So it's like, all right, we have to. We have to.

[D]

Weird that pop became the. The modality, you know, for America. No, I know. Yeah.

[C]

It's what people want to hear. But I. I also do want to hear the older songs because some of them are great and you could actually formulize them to be better. But then on the other hand, they're a lot more complex. So now you're asking your band, which are people who come and they practice once a week and then they meet and they play once, once a week. You're asking them to grasp these. Yeah, but it's possible. It is possible, but all you're describing

[D]

is the thing that plagues the entire system.

[C]

No, well, what I'm seeing is like, oh, it's like, okay. Opportunity to be better. Like Mar. Mark. Mark the pastor and I like the guy. You're giving us milk. That's really what you're giving us. And a lot of people, it's unacceptable to. But you're up there and he's. And you're quoting Wigglesworth.

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And you're quoting. What's this other guy's name? Like he knows these old fire and brimstone preachers.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. There was a quote from Wigglesworth that crushed. I forgot what it was, but it

[C]

was like, you don't quote that unless you've read it. And if read it, then, you know, but you come up and you're giving something. You're giving the people what you think they want and it's what they think they want too. But it's not what you should be doing, I don't think. And is it not my place to say no?

[D]

Honestly? You know, that's that problem of scaling up.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Is. Is what you're highlighting, like you said. And the answer to that is probably scale down. So when, when we talk to Matt and Matt's like, I would be in the closet reading scripture and, and talking to God. Like. Yeah, that's the scaling down, down part. So, so the, you know, the answer is probably like, why not both.

[C]

Yeah. But then do it every, do it every week. Do it twice. As a matter of fact, you got to come here Wednesday and you got to come here Sunday and you got to have a message that's going to mean something to people every week.

[D]

No, no, no. I'm not saying, I'm not saying that for the pastor to do that. I'm saying for, for me.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Like I should be in the closet reading the Bible and talking to God.

[C]

So should the pastor.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know that he's not. And I think it is probably hard to translate this thing. But you know what I did was I, I then went on that post because I said Jesus was this name that I could call on. That's how he revealed himself to me. Then later on, Scripture backed it up. Mark 16:17. And these signs will accompany those who believe in my name. They will cast out demons. Mark 9:38 through 39. Teacher, we saw someone casting out demons in your name and we tried to stop him because he was not following us. Jesus replied, do not stop him, for no one who does a mighty work in my name will be able to. Will be able soon afterward to speak evil of me. In other words, like, you can start that way. That's kind of interesting because that's how it happened with me. Like it started that way. I casted out something and then eventually down the line it's like, oh yeah, Jesus crushes, you know, like it one thing becomes something else. Acts 16:18. Paul commands the spirit. I command you in the name of Jesus to come out of her. Luke 10:17. Lord, even the demons are subject to us.

[C]

Look who decided to show up for work.

[D]

I know, I saw her. She put a thing up there. I was going to ignore her because she doesn't even have the decency to say hello when she shows up.

[C]

There's your cue. Hello, Nancy. It's nice to meet you.

[D]

Believe this? You look different.

[C]

Showing up throwing heat, Nancy, Huh? That's fine.

[D]

We're talking about the. I look like a wrinkly little boy. You look all right.

[C]

You look all right.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

This is jarring for me to see.

[D]

And then I said, this is a one to one correlation to biblical descriptions of Jesus and my own personal experience. And this was enough for me to continue looking for more correlation that I said, how did Jesus reveal? So what I, what I was looking for was this kind of like sometimes I think it does happen. Like it happens happen with me. Jesus reveals himself to you in some way, in some moment of need, typically. Right? And then later on it is confirmed by scripture that like, oh, this is the exact character of Jesus. And the reason that I'm doing this, dude, the reason that I'm even having this conversation is because to me we do a lot of. I like swearing n words, things like that. But no. What's his name? Jamie Walden. He said something that I've heard said before and I think even maybe Ed Mabry says this, and I really agree with this. It's the idea that the best people, the experts on money, they don't study counterfeits. They study the real things so intimately that they know it so they don't have to worry about the counterfeit. We've done a lot of exposing the counterfeit and I'm in this Place now where, like, I do believe something's on the horizon. I'm in this desperation to get to know. Know my God so that I. I don't have to study the counterfeit anymore. I can know God so that when this thing reveals itself to me, I'm not. Because I think that's the only way.

[C]

So the church you're in an intermediate class is realistic. Not even a beginner's class. And you're intermediate, advanced. So you're seeing these things. Like, what I'm seeing in. In the church is like, yeah, like, it doesn't surprise me. It doesn't even offend me because I'm like, yeah, you don't go here to get fed. This is a place. It's almost like. Like a. A place where you kind of want to introduce people's I to these ideas. Although if, like, I don't know, there's. There's a lot of. There's some new people. There's a lot of people that have been there for a while. It's like, all right, it's time to, like, really do something meaningful. Maybe that happens on a different day there. I just. I think, yeah, if you do have

[D]

the time thing again, man. And I was like. But honestly, this time when the dude was. He was doing the translations, he was like, sobbing, and I was like, I don't think you fake that dog. Like, I don't think you fake being big sad about your translations.

[C]

You know, you fake.

[D]

What's that?

[C]

This. Okay, Nancy, what is this called? You call David Ike a dumb, ugly Nancy?

[D]

Why would you say this? I didn't do that.

[C]

It was. Who was it?

[D]

Kent?

[C]

Was it you or Kent?

[D]

That was you?

[C]

Well, unfortunately, kick you out of this chat because you're being. You're being nasty.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Mute her. We have a moment of silence for. For Kent. Kent the unpick. Let me bring his picture up here.

[C]

There it is. That's as much as we can do.

[D]

Oh, we can't. Well, that'll do.

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[D]

We were having the the staff dig holes for our Tactical resilient podcast studios. We ordered the a couple of shipping

[C]

containers Tactical Resilient auxiliary podcast studio Traps.

[D]

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one. So. So I don't know. There was, there was a lot of debate about whether or not this was in the contract, if manual labor was in the contract. And one thing led to another. Kent sustained some injuries.

[C]

Always complaining.

[D]

A lot of convetching from some of the complaining. Kent is what we call, that's what we called him. He was a nice man. Well, he was a nice. I never said he wasn't a nice guy. But he had some of the six kids. Did we send his wife?

[C]

No, we don't have the T shirts to send her. She's a large woman.

[D]

I remember her.

[C]

She requested 3 or 4 XL and simply it just costs extra. Like the larger the size.

[D]

People don't.

[C]

Once you get above 2x you think

[D]

it's the same price. It's more fabric.

[C]

It's about $2 more.

[D]

And that money didn't grow on trees.

[C]

It's just not in the budget.

[D]

Right. Right now he hurt himself on some of the digging equipment. Turned out there was a learning curve to it. And because we don't. And this is true. And I'm, I'm, I'm okay with owning up to this. We don't offer health benefits here. We're just not at that stage.

[C]

He knew that upon signing up, Kent

[D]

succumbed to his injuries. And I want to say that in his last days he was whining. Well, no, it's a lot more pleasant to be around. He didn't have the energy. Energy to. To complain as much.

[C]

And you're saying pre existing conditions?

[D]

Well, no, I just think, I don't

[C]

think it was really the work conditions. There was something underlying that was affecting him.

[D]

I don't know. I tend to think the infection took a lot out of him.

[C]

Right.

[D]

And he just didn't have, he didn't have that same pep in his step to. To kind of do some of the bitching and the moaning. So anyway, Ken has passed, and so we're going to observe how long? Maybe six seconds. Six seconds of silence starting. Hold on. Wait for it till it goes to

[C]

the 032,1 and quiet. All right, thank you.

[D]

That's nice.

[C]

Moving on.

[D]

Yeah, moving on.

[C]

We're actually looking for somebody else to dig holes.

[D]

It's unpaid. Unpaid.

[C]

Run our social media position.

[D]

So here we have this. This is James Dio. Ronnie James Dio talking about Ball, interestingly enough. So. So this is interesting. Let's. I haven't listened to this at all. Let's listen to what he says. Here is all the occult things that we went through because we went through a severe phase of contacting a spirit. That was most scary thing I think any of us have ever been through. We'd always dabbled before. Certainly Richie did and I did, which is one of our points of conjecture of connection, I think. And we rose the spirit named Ba. So not to go into the whole thing. B was this really evil spirit whose

[C]

name is on the album. On the long rock Roll album.

[D]

It says thanks to so on. Thanks, thanks, thanks. No, thanks to B, who was really chaotic and, you know, stopping this album. I just love that you have a. An interaction with this ancient spirit and you're like, kind of a dick.

[C]

Didn't help.

[D]

Yeah, it didn't help. Really made a mess of things. So no thanks to you. You ball.

[C]

You ball. You suddenly stop on their own doors that were locked.

[D]

It had only one key to one person whom we trusted would. Would go up there and things would be playing and it just never, never ended.

[C]

Thing about that album.

[D]

Just a real hindrance on work.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what I mean? Like, you're trying to get this album done. This guy's opening and closing drawers and doors. Yeah. What my favorite part about this is just the. The candidness with which he's speaking about it just very matter of factly. But I'm sure when. When this happened. This is during the same era, which we're still in, to be perfectly honest, where people will go, that is silly. That's not true. They're just saying this for Shock Factor and everything. They're putting the symbolism for Shock Factor. They're naming the entities for Shock Factor, you know, and like.

[C]

No, that was his actual name.

[D]

It's his name. He was a dick.

[C]

Yeah, he was a real dick.

[D]

You think it's Shock Factor? I'm trying to convey to you. Like, hey, if you're in the. This thing and you're engaging with these spirits, come across a guy named Ball. If you. If you. If workflow means a lot to you.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Don't interact with him.

[C]

Don't interact with him. I'll be honest.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I like to. I like to give out recommendations if. Real dick.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Hard to work with.

[D]

I wouldn't recommend. I don't want to deny. It's early still.

[C]

Well, I'm not saying anybody's name. I'm just saying. Hard to work with. Would not recommend. Yeah. Hey, hey. Don't speak ill of the dead. Sure. Just hard, hard, hard to get you.

[D]

Honestly, though, bring him back up again. I'm just saying. Should have seen that coming. He looks.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, it was. The British accent was a little over the top.

[D]

It's just. It's an unpaid internship and it was a constant, like a guy that just like, this is your. Your opportunity to like, kind of show your stuff, move up the ladder.

[C]

Matter. I know you're in your old age. He was 60 something.

[D]

He was a little bit out there.

[C]

I don't really understand, like, the motivation he had doing this anyway, but just the constant complaining, the chronic complaining, the British accent.

[D]

It's just.

[C]

Enough, enough already. Enough.

[D]

And things have been really nice around here since he passed.

[C]

Quiet, quiet.

[D]

Nancy, how are you doing? Since, you know, since we've lost.

[C]

You've had your share of election electrolytes.

[D]

That's true.

[C]

You're good? I'm fine. Okay, good. Nancy's a real one.

[D]

There's an investigation. Did you know that? Okay. Yeah, but we're not supposed to talk about that. Not a big hole left by his passing.

[C]

Not a big hole left by his digging.

[D]

Not a big hole. Still. Still have a. I mean, the vast majority of the hole has to be done, Doug.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what I learned too, is to try to make these things. What's the word? Like weatherproofing them. Because steel, when you put it in the ground, hot, cold, hot, cold. It. It gets a moisture trapped in there in a big way.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And so, yeah, I think it's a bigger undertaking than we thought. I thought we literally just have a few unpaid interns.

[C]

One, two, three. Dig a hole.

[D]

What a problem.

[C]

A bucket of water. So we did have some sport drink electrolyte to mix in there. I guess Kent wasn't smart enough to figure that out.

[D]

I don't know. Something about flies in the. In the. You know, but it's Florida. It's Florida. And you keep an unopened. Or you keep a container with no lid on it in the Florida heat, and it's gonna get. It's gonna. Hey. Attract bugs.

[C]

Who would have thought, Kent?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we have another one? Or.

[C]

Or we have something. This is gonna be a long episode. We're doing this. It was a flap last time.

[D]

Yeah. The redemption. Redemption. We're looking for mama lobster redemption here.

[C]

I don't know if she's seen the last episode. So I don't know if she needs redemption if she knows that she needs redemption, if that makes any sense. Here's our first clip. Okay.

[D]

Oh, God, I hate this.

[C]

Okay. Yep, Here we go. We're gonna. He's gonna power through it.

[D]

Well, hello, handsome fella. Who are you? So this is Tiffany T. Rock's husband. And this is his dad. When the math starts mathing attention. Well, Candace Owens is effortlessly making her rounds about ck. Don't you throw up that on the wrong Trump. The Trump we need to be focusing on is Tiffany Trump, her husband's father, specifically Tiffany. I do not say anything else. I will not say anything else. I will not name any name names, but I will say Tiffany Trump's husband's

[C]

father and the connection between Tiffany Trump's husband's father.

[D]

What is this guy saying? I. I'm sorry, am I the only. Are you lost? Because I'm lost.

[C]

I'm confused. I guess we'll just keep powering through it.

[D]

That is where the answer lies.

[C]

If this video gets taken down.

[D]

I did not take it down. I love my life. I live a very luscious life with the people I love. Nobody's gonna kill you. I've cracked it.

[C]

Gay.

[D]

You have to prove me wrong, and I guarantee you'll prove me right. I hope you can stomach this information. Oh, crazy. And I hope that we can come together after this. So let's connect some dots. Let's see her husband's dad. Okay.

[C]

Oh, he's Jewish.

[D]

That part.

[C]

Okay. Well, I mean, he looks like a bad guy.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I don't know. The Benjamin. And yeah, with several advisors.

[D]

Oh, my God. What is this? This is.

[C]

I don't know. She can't just say it.

[D]

Just say it.

[C]

You fat 948 likes on this Jewish.

[D]

He's a Rothschild. He's Jewish.

[C]

Just saying. So I guess it's not the muzzies anymore.

[D]

Yeah, your mom's now onto the Jew trail.

[C]

She's onto the Jew trail, which is not far from the muzzies.

[D]

Not a good one for an listener. Barely a Good one for a video watcher. But I'll tell you what, I'm not going to even explain any of it. Nope.

[C]

Okay, this is the segment messages from Mom. It's a banger. Could be not.

[D]

Could be not.

[C]

Could not be.

[D]

Hot Pocket is done. Thank you, Holly.

[C]

Let's see. What's this? This was at 3:30am back in 2022. It looks like it's daytime. Let's. Let's check this out.

[D]

I had a family member who worked at the.

[C]

I like Romanian stone giant.

[D]

Sorry.

[C]

What happened? I'm a big fan of when it goes.

[D]

Oh, that music.

[C]

That music is like, oh, is this mystery?

[D]

It's a mystery.

[C]

Yeah, it's a mystery.

[D]

What the heck is this? I had a family member who worked at the Prudential center in Boston. This is the Museum of Science's live stream on the Boston Harbor. And I have no idea. You'll see it in a second. Gonna go off the building and. Oh, oh, oh. Make this big screen for me. I've seen this. What is that? I don't know what is. What the. And there's two of them just kind of flying around there. I zoomed in on it and put it in slow motion on the next part of the video. But the crazy part is the next day to try to replay it to show one of his co workers. All right, pause real quick. So. So this is like a live feed over a harbor. I don't know what. Boston. And all of a sudden, simultaneously, college. On. On what looked to be rooftops of several. I mean, of. Of separate people. Buildings. There's one building, you know. You know, maybe it's like a block away and another building. These are. Yeah. Panda flies. His dementors. They look like dementors.

[C]

Gargoyles. Yeah.

[D]

They both launch themselves off of the rooftops of these. Not skyscrapers, but they're tall buildings, you know.

[C]

Sorry. These are museums. One of them is a museum.

[D]

Interesting. And. And they. They look like, I don't know, dementors. They look like giant. You know, when like a vampire turns into a giant bat creature. Yeah.

[C]

And it's like leaving a trail of smok.

[D]

Very cool. Very cool. Yes. Yeah. So here. Had actually deleted that hour off of their live stream. So I don't think it was something that we were supposed to see. Is this extraterrestrial? Is this a government experience? This is, again, Science in Boston's live cam. Tell me your thoughts.

[C]

Very cool.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Let it play one more time from the beginning. You don't have to play the whole video, but just to see it burst off of the roof and live in live time.

[C]

Yeah, we're gonna watch it on silent again.

[D]

Yeah, here she goes. She's probably doing a lot of women talk. Woman, woman talk.

[C]

A lot of chatter.

[D]

Very agitating, the noises that they make. And then here, it's probably coming up any second now. You'll see two of them almost at the same time, which is boom. And then boom. Yeah, yeah, dude. One's very far from the other.

[C]

Yeah. They fly from two separate buildings, and

[D]

then they fly towards each other and do a little robot romantic swoopy doopy in the air. It's like a reuniting of two fallen angels. This is the type of. I see this and I go, yeah, vampires.

[C]

Very cool. For sure.

[D]

Vampires.

[C]

Very cool.

[D]

Okay, that one looks real to me.

[C]

Nancy, what are we. What are we rating messages from mom so far today? Are we. Are we at a higher rating or a lower rating?

[D]

What do you think, Nancy?

[C]

Nancy?

[D]

Moderate.

[C]

Moderate.

[D]

All right, we're right in the middle. I think the first one kind of sucked. That second one was. Was cool, though.

[C]

Okay. She's got two more.

[D]

All right.

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That I'm gonna play here. And then we'll decide, and then we'll go into. Nancy, you're gonna check out our. Our gift.

[D]

Oh, yeah, Our unboxing. If we only have.

[C]

We have a couple of things to unbox.

[D]

Okay, cool. We'll be here. All right.

[C]

Yeah, you better. Okay. Oh, boy. This can go either way.

[D]

This type of content is just. When you open it up, it's disheartening.

[C]

Yeah. What is it?

[D]

That.

[C]

That's attractive to me. People.

[D]

I don't know. I.

[C]

When I see it, I go, I

[D]

mean, don't you want, like, people with a super cool studio and, you know,

[C]

and I'm, like, addicted to my phone. Like, I want to see my phone.

[D]

Yeah. But I don't want to see when people talk to me like this. I skip over a lot of these videos in my own, like, comings and goings on. On social media. I go, no, no.

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What I did. I covered war.

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Okay. And I've been in every major war

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zone on the planet for the bulk of my career. And I have been thinking a lot lately about how this war in Iran is shaping up.

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US Military spending a billion dollars a day. And then the last two or three days I've been thinking about making this real.

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You guys understand, right?

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That the United States is spending billion. A billion dollars a day.

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Millions and millions of dollars on.

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I'm have. Stop it. I'm have. Stop it.

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It's finance.

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We're talking about finance.

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Talking about the fiscal implications of a war with Iran. Is that what you're talking about?

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Can't do it. You. I think this is CC Winans.

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Oh, I don't know what that means.

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She's a gospel singer.

[D]

Okay.

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I have no idea what this is going to be.

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She get us.

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All right, man.

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Mom. Okay. My heart has been really heavy for our world and everything that's happening around us. I truly believe that now is the time. Time that we need to come together to seek the Lord. So over the next 20 days leading

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up to Easter, I want to invite

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you to join me in praying each day and every day.

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This is that. I mean, this is non content.

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This is non tent.

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This is non 10.

[D]

Oh, man, that hurt. You know, this show, we were. We were crushing.

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Crushing.

[D]

We were crushing. This is a great show. And then we just fucking.

[C]

I mean guys, we could take a risk if we really wanna. I'm just hesitant. Yeah, I'm hesitant to click on. What do you think?

[D]

You wanna. You want. You wanna try to give her a chance?

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One more.

[D]

One More. One more chance.

[C]

One more.

[D]

Okay.

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Because I love my mom.

[D]

Yeah, no, I get it.

[C]

Okay, guys, this is. I mean, listen, if. If we go. If this show goes out of business.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

That's why it's no longer a thing. My mom would have contributed to that.

[D]

What is this? Real quick. Can we just put this on the screen? I'm sorry. These, like, why they gotta be like. These are the stranger kids.

[C]

Stranger things holding hands.

[D]

Why are you so gay, bro?

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I don't know.

[D]

Is so gay.

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Dress like homeless people. Disgusting. Look at them. Sloppy, disheveled.

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Like, my son is like into the Stranger Things show, and now he's like into the actors, and I have to be like, no, you don't get it, dude. Like, they're gay.

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They're gay. Okay, here we go. My God.

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Gosh.

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I don't know what this is going to be about, but let's check it out. All right.

[D]

If I could teach you how to memorize the Ten Commandments really fast, I'll give you $50. Okay. You down for that? We're gonna use our fingers. Okay. So the first.

[C]

I don't know if I want to see this.

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There is one God.

[D]

So what's the first commandment?

[C]

There is one God.

[D]

So number two.

[C]

I don't care. Yeah, it's crazy.

[D]

Yeah.

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My tolerance is.

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Has.

[C]

Has gotten solo for these type of things.

[D]

We have. We have a clip here, but it's 4:40. It's 4:40. Reagan's secretary of Energy, John Harrington reportedly cried every day after being briefed about UFOs, per Hollywood director who spoke with him. This is not the world I thought I bought my daughters into. Aliens are real. They're here and I've seen them.

[C]

Oh, is this is us? Actually, somebody sent me this on the tweeter.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And they sent me, of course, Albarino's response to it, which I'm just like. It's just exhausting. Every time he says something stupid, they tag me and they go, hey, top lobster, you wouldn't believe it. And I go, yeah, I wouldn't believe.

[D]

Well, I saw something like this Fringe. She actually did a quote tweet of this, and she said it's because it has to do with your soul. This is the thing he doesn't want to talk about in her idea or her speculation. I think she's probably right. It's about your soul and it's about the afterlife.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

And that's why things are so said. But she also goes on to clarify, like. Yeah, because these things Want you to believe some. That's not true. They want you to believe that they're gonna harvest your soul. That, you know, after we die, you know, we're nothing but, I don't know, something that they feed on or some like that.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, but that's not what she believes.

[C]

This is what they sent me as well. It's. It's the same thing, but it's with.

[D]

With our friend, just blemy galbarino.

[C]

Blimy galbarino saying. Yeah. You know, just extrapolating and making things more confusing.

[D]

Yeah, that's what people need. But this is crazy is that people need to be grounded in. In. Jesus Christ. Like. Like I. What I said to her was, imagine

[C]

crying and crying yourself to sleep.

[D]

That's so gay.

[C]

Aliens.

[D]

I haven't cried myself to sleep since my dad left.

[C]

Bitch. Yeah,

[D]

I don't care anymore, dude. I'm so dejected from the.

[C]

I know.

[D]

She really took the wind out of the sailor. Yeah,

[C]

That might be the last one I do.

[D]

You know what's funny?

[C]

I'm have a talk with her, and

[D]

I know this is inappropriate to say and it's just a joke. I'm gonna go ahead and say it anyway, but.

[C]

What?

[D]

Remember what I said to. In the group chat when Chuck Norris died?

[C]

He had it coming.

[D]

No, I said the. The Restrainer has been removed.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, I think that's kind of funny because now all the alien stuff is.

[C]

I think it's. Yeah, I think it's actually pretty accurate. I think it's pretty accurate.

[D]

Guys, stick around. Patreon members, stick around. We're gonna run the outro.

[C]

Are we?

[D]

Yeah. Then, well, let's run the outro. That way we know where to clip this, right? And then we're gonna open some boxes.

[C]

Should we leave it for the people, though?

[D]

Who?

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

These people. They're watching right now. Don't go anywhere, you idiots.

[C]

Don't go anywhere.

[D]

Stick around. Focus. Stick around.

[C]

Feels bad because the people that are gonna be watching aren't gonna. I mean, the YouTube people will never see what we get them.

[D]

Oh, wait, Okay. I thought we ended it. No, no, you hit the end stream. All right, guys, you didn't go anywhere. Well, good for you.

[C]

Good job you hung out.

[D]

We got some stuff from some of you people.

[C]

Should we say the names?

[D]

What do you mean?

[C]

Their old name?

[D]

Yeah, no, read them. Read their names. That's a fancy package from ttt. Tt?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Who's ttt?

[C]

Don't show their address.

[D]

Show it on the thing.

[C]

TT and then space TTT to the standard coffee, shopping, casino and library. Should I open this one first?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

I'm gonna get. We got some stuff from Hicks. I'm gonna grab that stuff. Okay.

[C]

Yeah, grab that stuff.

[D]

That stuff?

[C]

Yeah, that. So you want to know where they're from, Nancy? Somewhere in North Carolina. Oh, I've been there. Oh, yeah, me too. I've drove through. Okay. It's. Oh, it's a book.

[D]

Oh, it's a book.

[C]

You know, a secret. I don't know what this book is about.

[D]

Here.

[C]

This looks a little weird, but it feels nice.

[D]

Looks a culty.

[C]

It does. The Scatman Crowthers drove through the desert smoking a joint, searching for a radio station. Thomas the Twin. You know, a secret. This is. This looks kind of crazy. What the is this book about? I don't know. This is odd. I kind of like it, though.

[D]

That looks cool.

[C]

Yeah, there's, you know, it's like.

[D]

Damn, that's a big ass book, dude.

[C]

Yeah, dude.

[D]

What the deuce?

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

Oh, it's a Twin Peaks book.

[C]

Is it a twins. Is this what this is for?

[D]

Who's that from?

[C]

There's no name on it.

[D]

Did they write anything in the inside? Maybe there's a little piece of paper.

[C]

No. Well, here's the fun thing that Matt got these and opened them.

[D]

What an.

[C]

Yeah. Even though some of them do say my name on it.

[D]

Smell. Smell the book. Not that. That's the thing. Smells good.

[C]

Yeah, smells good.

[D]

This is a big book. Big book I ain't never gonna read. Although I do like how big the words are.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. I think that's the key if you write a book. Make the font big so it looks like you did some.

[D]

Yeah. Oh, that was interesting. What'd that say? Cult of Death. This is interesting.

[C]

Thank you.

[D]

I wonder what that is, huh? Is it. Ah, man, it starts like as soon as you open it, typically. There's like a forward and some information. It just starts?

[C]

Yeah, it just starts. They said it's a psychological thriller. Zach says it's a psychological thriller.

[D]

Oh, I just. There's some interesting. Look at this. What's coming going on here? Just the letter V scattered all around there. I don't know. I like it. That's pretty cool, Matt. Now don't call him in here.

[C]

Yeah, you can come in.

[D]

He can't come in here because that one's for him. This is for him.

[C]

I think that other one there is for him.

[D]

Oh, okay. Yeah. Ah, great.

[C]

All right. So that one that you have there.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Who's that from?

[D]

And Zach says it's psychological through. Okay. He googled it.

[C]

All right.

[D]

I trust him then.

[C]

Okay. All right.

[D]

Oh, that's what we got. Got this. I don't know where the other one is. We got three things here from. From Hicks. I'm not going to read this stuff because it's probably very personal, but he did send us. You can switch to the camera up. He did send us some. Some things he typed out, which is very, very nice. Bennett Tanton's prayers. And the reason he sent Bennett Tanton's prayers is because he also sent Bennett Tanton's book. This is broadcasting Seeds. He's been a guest on the show the war you didn't know you were in. Understanding and winning the spiritual battle.

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Probably a good time to have this sort of thing.

[C]

Hey, should we give this away?

[D]

The retardio sign? Who would you like to give it away? Away to give it away. Give it away. Give it away now.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

You guys like that?

[C]

Yeah. Maybe we should give it away to like a Patreon member or something. Maybe it's 3D printed.

[D]

Then you got to ship some.

[C]

I'll ship it.

[D]

I just hate shipping things.

[C]

Yeah, I don't know. We'll figure it out. Maybe we'll ask Nancy what she thinks about that. But yeah.

[D]

Bennett also sent us these,

[C]

right?

[D]

No, no, no. Hicks. Hicks, I called him. Bennett sent us these little prayer Blocks. Rejoice in hope, be patient in tribulation, and be constant in prayer. This Romans 12:12, there was another one, but it's lost in the chaos of our studio at the moment of our desk. And then he sent us, I think, worship music that doesn't suck, but he sent it on this thing. And he goes, you know what, dude? Hey, just take this and plug it into your computer.

[C]

And I was like, yeah, I don't think so. Maybe, maybe not.

[D]

Just take this USB and plug it into your computer.

[C]

Let me see if Matt wants to open up his gift. Okay.

[D]

It's like Christmas.

[C]

Yeah, but go ahead.

[D]

I have another one over here. Should I go? No, I'll wait for you to come back. Guys, if you want to send stuff, 1552 Bella Cruz Drive, the standard coffee shop in Lady Lake, Florida. Send us. Send us whatever you want.

[C]

Come. We're doing our gift opening. Come. Come on camera.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Okay, that seems like your problem.

[D]

Yes, that's. That's like a you problem. That's your box right there.

[C]

There's no mic. You come. Come over here.

[D]

You don't need. Yeah, come on.

[C]

Come.

[D]

No, I know you guys too good. Somebody sent you a thing. I already know what it is.

[C]

All right, well, I mean, you shouldn't have opened everybody's, but you could open.

[D]

Matt. Matt, why did you open all of the. The packages

[C]

can kneel down.

[D]

What's up with the chat, man? Where's my buddies? Oh, my God, there's my.

[C]

I miss everyone.

[D]

Look at everybody.

[C]

Okay, well, open up what they gave you at the very least and show the people someone sent giant headphones.

[D]

That's nice.

[C]

Uncle H.

[D]

Who did this come from? Do you know? I don't know and I don't care. Hold on, Tops, Dad's here. Okay.

[C]

Who gave it to you? Oh, hey.

[D]

You don't know who got who. Who gave you that? No, it doesn't matter. It's somebody who wanted be to be nasty.

[C]

Who gave it to you?

[D]

We're still doing a show. We're doing.

[C]

We're opening up gifts.

[D]

Watch out, there's a drink over here. Come on. No, it's okay. Come on.

[C]

Steal whatever you want up front.

[D]

Look, who sent you that?

[C]

Who?

[D]

I don't know who sent it. You don't know. Why did you open up all the packages, but you didn't know who. Who sent. No, because they just say, like, Matt, with eight T's on, is there any kind of shipping. I gotta. I guess I gotta open this for you.

[C]

We're opening up stuff.

[D]

Yeah. It literally has nothing. Nothing on it. Why? Why did they send you? Why did they send you to me?

[C]

They clearly send you.

[D]

It seems like they sent you hundreds, thousands of little. Who would even use these little rubber Jesuses?

[C]

These are very nice.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Show anywhere in the middle of.

[D]

The little rubber Jesus is all over. Yeah, They're. We go. Very cool.

[C]

Oh, that's Liam.

[D]

What's up? Hi. Liam. David. Pleasure to meet you. It's okay. You can shake my hand. It's gonna be fine. All right. There we go.

[C]

Okay, we have everybody here.

[D]

Oh, that's from jyn. Is that true? Jin sent the rubber Jesuses? Jen, is that true? Are you in the chat?

[C]

Jenny sent the rubber Jesus.

[D]

You have no idea how. Jin is the best. Yeah, have a rubber Jesus.

[C]

Put it anywhere in the shop.

[D]

Go ahead. Hide them around the shop. Okay. Yeah, yeah, get her back.

[C]

They got it.

[D]

Okay, we have.

[C]

I think we have one more.

[D]

We have another one here.

[C]

Hello.

[D]

Pleasure to meet you.

[C]

Hi, Marisol. We're doing an unboxing.

[D]

Oh, this is yours. No, you gotta open this one.

[C]

I got something.

[D]

Nobody got me anything this time. From who? Did you guys get all the packages? Who's that from? Is there more package packages? Just do a double check. I don't know if that's true. Says. Never mind. He's just making up to Mr.

[C]

Nasty. So I know it's from me, but as you can. Guys. You guys can see it's already open.

[D]

Matt's already opened it. Who. Who is it from, though?

[C]

But I haven't looked at it. Doesn't say.

[D]

Check the bag. Yeah, check it. Maybe it's got something on it.

[C]

The bag. I don't want to read someone's address. This just says David Lee Corbo. I don't know what came in this. Nothing.

[D]

That's weird.

[C]

No, no, just that. Just that one.

[D]

Just the one. Yeah. You don't need more than that.

[C]

Oh, hey.

[D]

All right. You got. Those are slippers.

[C]

There is. There is a. A little.

[D]

That's from Scott. Why does it have my name on it? I don't know. Well, it's David Lee Corba. Are those lobster? Those are lobsters. Those are. Those are fire.

[C]

These go hard, bro. These go, bro.

[D]

Those are shop slippers.

[C]

I'm wearing these out of here.

[D]

Studio slippers. Those are studio slippers. Studio slippers.

[C]

I'm about to just flip, like, flop through.

[D]

Those are dope.

[C]

A very important meeting back there with my lobster slippers.

[D]

Well, now I'm sad. Nobody got me Now I know how it feels to be you.

[C]

Oh, yeah, you right. All right, guys. This is awesome.

[D]

What a great. What a great day. Is that. Is that all we got this time?

[C]

Crazy.

[D]

Let me smell them.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Oh, they smell like new toys on Christmas.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

New toys on Christmas.

[C]

Oh, did he got my size almost right? I guess.

[D]

I don't know. These don't have a.

[C]

Let's see.

[D]

Are you a. Wait a second. Why do they say 666 on the heel like a glove? What is this? What is going on, Scott? What the.

[C]

It does say 666.

[D]

It says 666. There's no way around that. Wow. And These are size 42. 43.

[C]

Hell, yeah.

[D]

Whatever that means. I don't know what that.

[C]

What?

[D]

Yo, Scott did get me a customer. Egg disc for disc golf. I have that, and I have to turn it into studio decor. We just need some shelves. Thank you, Scott. That's right. I still have that.

[C]

Excellent.

[D]

That was cool. This was cool.

[C]

This is a fun gift opening.

[D]

Yeah, Guys, send more stuff and we'll. We'll open it.

[C]

Oh, we got, like, 200 Bibles here, too.

[D]

Yeah, whoever. But is anybody ever gonna, like, say who sent these bibles? We have 200 bibles or something like that that we have to give away, which, no problem. Very. You know, that's cool. But we don't know who sent the Bibles. There was no paperwork that said, you know, who it was from or anything like that. So we're gonna give away the Bibles for free here in the. Don't lift your legs up like that.

[C]

These are nice.

[D]

No. Yeah. You know, if you come to the standard coffee shop and you need a

[C]

Bible, show them what else we got for them.

[D]

What do we. What else did we get for them?

[C]

My little baggie.

[D]

A little baggie. Oh, yeah, the tchotchkes.

[C]

Yeah. Here we have made.

[D]

Well, this is not we. You. You have made.

[C]

But it's. But courtesy of nephilim, deskwad, so.

[D]

Right.

[C]

Do show up.

[D]

You can go home with a chachki.

[C]

Yeah, you'll go home with one of these. These are for. These little golden skulls are for people that show up. You show up. Oh, my mom's here. Mom. We did messages for mom.

[D]

That's right.

[C]

Horrific. Do.

[D]

Do better.

[C]

They were bad.

[D]

Nice. Don't say that.

[C]

We got a nice.

[D]

Are we getting a Raven show again? When I'm not a lazy piece of. I like that one. That came out really, really nice.

[C]

This one came out nice. It's A little rough, but it looks good though. I might give this away. Why don't you say hi to the people here so that way they could see.

[D]

It's that camera right there.

[C]

So they could see who's been upsetting.

[D]

There we go. It's Mama Lobster messages for mom. This is. This just turned into like a big. It looks like Christmas family meeting. It looks like Christmas. You have to send us the. The most absurd ones that you could find. Well, there was the one where those things come off the roof. Very good. Black, misty, winged things come off the roof. Oh, well, that's it. What are you doing? That was cool.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, we're gonna do it. We're gonna do the whole show over in Spanish.

[C]

Guys keep sending us more and we'll keep opening it and. Yeah, more free stuff. Until next time.

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