Top Lobster (47:24)
She's famous. And they stood in the spare bedroom for the night or two that they were there. It was like. Like a strange dynamic. They were there for a long time, like, sleeping in the bedroom. Like, everybody left. They're still there sleeping most of the day that we were performing, she was in the room doing whatever. I don't know. I thought she was working or something like that. The next day, everybody clears out. They're still asleep in the room. And my parents, they had a. They're building a house on my property. They were at the time. And their moving truck from Brooklyn came in. The guy comes in, his brother's supposed to be there helping him. His brother doesn't show up. He's in Tampa somewhere. So it's a whole thing. And I'm exhausted, but I go, you know what? Fuck it. I'll go out there and I'll help this guy. Keep in mind, at this point, I am not. I like conspiracies. I am also a Christian, but a disaffected Christian. As I said, I was kicked out the church at that point. I said, never going back. I still believe in God and Jesus Christ, but never going back to the church. This is done. And I go, and I go, help this guy out. Turns out this guy is like. He's one of these original proud boy members. I don't know if you guys. You know who this is. It's like a very strange set of events. He was battling Antifa back, like, 2016, 2015, when all this crazy was popping off. And now he owns a moving company and he moved my parents. So I'm talking to him, and it's interesting because, like, all the people that I talk to and the world that I'm in, he was in before, and he knows all these people, and he knows all the politics and all the stuff like that. And I was like, man, cool. So me and him are just chatting it up, and we're moving the stuff in the back. And I think we finish or we take a break and we come out, and here comes my friend and his girlfriend, and they come walking out the house, and I go, hey, come meet. Come meet these guys. Because maybe you know them, but, like, whatever, they're. They're cool. My friend comes up, his girlfriend is kind of behind him. She sees this guy, stops on a dime, turns around and walks away. It looks like she saw a ghost. And like. Like, I'm. I'm perceptive of, like, when people are around. So I'm always paying attention to body language and what's happening. I was like, that was strange. So I just say, you know, bye to my friend. They leave. No, no big deal. And I asked him later, I said, hey, what the fuck was that? And he goes, do you know that girl? And I go, yeah, I know her. She just stood at my house. And he just looks at me right in my face, and he goes, she's a witch. And I go, okay, again, I'm not dealing in the supernatural. None of that. I got nowhere to put this. So I just go, okay, like, I guess you don't like her. He knows her from before. And then he goes again, like, no, no, no, she's a witch again. I go, all right, where do I. Thanks. We chatted up. The day ends. It is what it is. I guess I'll. From. From this point, I'm gonna go back in time because it's like a very strange how this. This part happens. I am kicked out the church. It's a soft kicking out of the church. Basically, what they do is they take your membership because I was a member there, which means you're not welcome here anymore. But I was still leading the worship. I played guitar and I did all the musical organization and the sound stuff for. So I'm still doing my duties there, even though the pastor has kicked me out of the church for accusing him of embezzling money, which he might have done. Yeah, it was crazy. So I'm out of the church, and I've made up in my mind already never coming back to this place. Whatever you tell me to do, God, I'm doing the opposite. I'm doing my own thing. This is. This was my mindset because now I've, like, I've been burned by these people. And again, these people being Christians, not Jesus Christ, not God, the people, which are, you know, and the people are. They're who they are. I've since talked to the pastor. We've made up. Not. Not made up, but like, you know, we've. We've spoken about what happened, and we. We agree. But one of the elders comes up to me, and she goes, oh, God has a word for you. I go, go ahead. Fucking say it. What's the. You know, what's the word? She goes, you're gonna have a great testimony. You're gonna talk to millions of people. You're gonna be like, I guess not. She didn't say preacher, but, like, you're gonna. You're gonna be, like, preaching to millions of people. And I go, thanks, bitch. And I leave the church. I didn't say that to her. She's very nice. She's a nice lady. But in my head, right, I was like, whatever. Whatever you say, because I don't want to hear that. So I leave, and. And from there I go. Not. Not doing any of that. If. If that gets pulled. If I get pulled in that direction, I'm going in the other direction actively. Not gonna do it. Fast forward, meet David. We start doing this show. This show is Christian. It's not Christian. It's conspiracy and comedy. When we started, as a matter of fact, we. We had a very good chance of starting this show and going almost completely gnostic. Our first guest.
