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Guest Host / Musician
All right, what's up guys? Welcome back to another talking stick crossover with the Nephilim Death Squad. Woohoo. What's up guys? Welcome to the show. How we doing today?
Derek Stitt
Doing all right, brother.
Eric
You just open a beer.
Derek Stitt
What time is it, bro?
Guest Host / Musician
Absolutely. It's noon, man.
Derek Stitt
Oh, you're east coast. Okay. All right.
Guest Host / Musician
It's about central Central time.
Derek Stitt
Oh, all right. Oh yeah, yeah. It's one o' clock now. Yeah, man, we're good, we're good. Just chilling, you know, enjoying the day. What about you?
Guest Host / Musician
Not too much, man. Like I said a little bit ago, I twisted my ankle last night. So I'm hobbling around like an idiot.
Derek Stitt
But doing what?
Guest Host / Musician
I was in the bathroom and then I don't know what, I was looking in the mirror and actually my wife had to take me to the, the emergency room last night because I basically just like collapsed and fell out. And then I like twisted my ankle in the process. I was worried about my foot. She's like, you just passed out. I'm like, well, I'm okay now. But anyways. Oh man, they did blood work and crap. Everything was 100 fine. But I was just the whole time thinking, man, I fucked my foot, you know.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, I'm at that age now where like I step out of the shower sometimes. I have like, it's a shower tub situation. So you got to step over the. And when I was hazardous for you. Now when I step over it every once in a while I'll have like, oh, I'll slip a little bit and grab something and my life will flash before my eyes and I go, this is almost the end, dude.
Eric
I watch my kids jump off a small shit and I'm like, you're going to really injure. I'm thinking about me.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, you watch them do it. You go, must be nice.
Eric
Must be fucking nice.
Derek Stitt
Must be. Now your back doesn't buckle.
Eric
Knees that bend.
Lady Luck Britsky
Yeah,
Eric
shit, that doesn't happen.
Guest Host / Musician
What do you. What you guys been up to lately? I know you've been killing it as usual and I know you're like fucking doing this Full time. Which is crazy as hell. Which. Yeah, I mean, that's just. It's kind of like a podcaster's dream,
Derek Stitt
but I would not recommend it.
Guest Host / Musician
Load of work, too.
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Derek Stitt
Yeah, it is a lot of work. People don't. People don't understand that. Right. Like, just doing the show on the. On the screen is one thing. Like yesterday, for example, we were setting up for a live stream, and it's like you're trying to get an algorithmically friendly title and then you're like, trying to get, you know, the AI demons to produce tags so you can put them into YouTube and you got to do all this extra descriptive and. And then you got to get a thumbnail. That makes a lot of sense. And. And if you don't, you know, then you might just be doing it for no reason. So. So hold on.
Eric
I'll show you something that I'm. Yeah, I'll show you what this entails.
Derek Stitt
What do you. What do you got?
Eric
I don't even know how to use this thing.
Derek Stitt
Oh, yeah. It's intimidating looking.
Eric
This has been.
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Eric
This has been in the office for a couple of days. I don't. I don't really know how to use it for what it does.
Guest Host / Musician
I could actually teach you guys. I'm a musician.
Derek Stitt
No, I don't know what the.
Guest Host / Musician
That's like a PA mixer. So it's, you know, putting in multiple microphones and whatever.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. Cuz we're getting ready for live events and, you know, we. We're having Bohemian Grove 4 soon and. Yeah, man, all that just to say it's. It is. There's a lot that goes into it. People think, oh, you just pick up a mic and a camera and. That's what I thought. If I would have known, I probably wouldn't have done it.
Eric
For real. Yeah. It really cuts into my racism.
Derek Stitt
All my racism and extracurricular activity time.
Eric
For real. Yeah, I've been thinking about that. Like, about, like my funny and racism has fallen off of a steep slope.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. Now you're basically a glorified IT guy.
Eric
Pretty much. Yeah, yeah. It's data input. And that's really it. Before it was more data input, like
Derek Stitt
on race statistics noticing.
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah, exactly.
Eric
Now I'm like, I can't really do that. I have a lot of SEO to take care of. Sorry, My nose up.
Derek Stitt
Busy with all my SEO. Yeah, man. But it's been good. I mean, we've. As far as what we've been focusing on.
Eric
Get some fucking Indians to do this SEO.
Derek Stitt
No, I don't want to. I want to stand on principle. That's the only principle that I'll stand on, is we're not hiring any Indians. We already have AI do a ton of the labor for us. And that's straight up. Demons.
Eric
We do hire Asians.
Derek Stitt
We do hire Asians.
Guest Host / Musician
Get into that, because I've been. You guys have kind of said this, and I've been saying this for a couple years with, like, chat GPTs and all these things. You're like, is that not just a digital Ouija board at this point? You know, it's like, who the hell are you communicating with on the other side? Who's giving you this information?
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
And then now we see this data center going up everywhere. Now they're just trying to push for all of this surveillance state. All the. It's like the beast system almost is here at this point.
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Eric
Hey, do you remember when Nancy did that and I fucking yelled at her?
Derek Stitt
Which one?
Eric
Nancy, the Asian producer.
Derek Stitt
Okay, yeah. What did she do, though? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eric
The only one. The only one.
Derek Stitt
The only.
Eric
Like, a long, long time ago, she said, hey, Top, look at this. I asked Grok.
Derek Stitt
That's right.
Eric
Chat GPT. One of the chatbots, about, like, an astrological sign of mine or something.
Derek Stitt
That's right. I remember that.
Eric
Do a tarot reading on me. And I was like, don't you.
Derek Stitt
You got very snippy, don't you? Yeah, yeah. These Asians, I mean, you have to be stern with them, because if not, they fall into, like, that sort of Eastern Asian mysticism, you know? And it's a constant battle with Nancy. She's always trying to practice mysticism. We always have to drag her back
Eric
to the Lord, really what it is, putting her in her place.
Derek Stitt
That's right. Yeah, yeah. She needs to understand that. And. And I think it's better for her if she does understand it, so.
Eric
But I think she did use AI correctly.
Derek Stitt
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eric
When she.
Derek Stitt
Mysticism. Divination.
Eric
Divination. All that bullshit. Yeah. And she gave it to me. She, like, sent me the screenshot. She said, look at this. And I was like, damn, it's actually pretty spot on. Spot on. I was like, please. That's what that thing does.
Derek Stitt
Good. Well, so, you know when you're using AI for search engine optimization, when you're using AI to, like, make me. Make me an image that I could use as a thumbnail, you piece of shit. And format it in 16 by 9, or else, you know, that's all reasonable stuff.
Eric
I'm always writing. I actually, I'm kind to it. I go. When it does something good, I go, that was good.
Derek Stitt
You gotta be careful with that.
Eric
Make it more like this.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, yeah. So. So the reason that I. There's the obvious of going into the divination shit and, you know, telling me to read you your tarot cards. The other thing that I think is a real slippery slope for people is when they start to humanize it and they engage with it like it is a real sentient human being.
Eric
We've had some experience with that and.
Derek Stitt
And there's a lot of people doing that. So before we even get to that experience, there are people that are going to hear this right now probably, I would imagine, because of how prevalent this is. I didn't realize how prevalent it was till I met people in real life that were doing this. Using this thing as like a friend or a psychologist. That is a. When you start to have an emotional. In my experience, the demonic realm feeds off of emotion in a. In a great way. Right. Robert Monroe called it looshing. But you know what's very obvious to me is there is a correlation between what you would call demonic oppression and then people who are just down in the fucking dumps all the time, right? So they're depressed, they're anxious, they're full of fear. I've experienced this myself at some of my lowest points is when the spooky activity was at its highest. These things are feeding off of us. So you got to be really careful if you're going to engage with this AI and you're going to do it in any sort of an emotional way, because I know somebody in particular who's like, using it to diagnose them. And it goes, well, this thing that you've told me about in your childhood is very likely attached to the behavior patterns that you're displaying today. And then you'll respond with something like, wow, thank you so much. You really understand me. It's like, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no. And now there's an emotional flow back and forth. I think that's the real dangerous place. Probably just as dangerous as the divination thing. So is there always a spirit in AI? Is it always a digital Ouija board? I think it's always wanting to be. But you need to play the game in order for it to reciprocate. It can't just do it out of nowhere. Right. You're never going to get a. Enter a prompt for SEO and it's going to tell you, hey, did you happen to know that, like, the moon is in cancer right now, and they're not great for you, you know, like all that. You have to. You have to direct whatever you wanted to do. I see what you. I see what you've pulled up here. This is bad.
Eric
It is bad.
Derek Stitt
And we have, like, a vampire.
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Derek Stitt
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Eric
Yeah, Like a vampire got invited in. Yeah, 100%. So we haven't spoke about Vince in a long time. I like Vince.
Derek Stitt
God bless Vince.
Eric
Do we have on a songboard?
Derek Stitt
Oh, please. Yeah, we have some soundboards from Vince, I think. Yes.
Guest Host / Musician
I'm not as gay as Raven.
Eric
I love Vince. Vince from the phone booth pocket. Well, no, formally the phone booth since
Derek Stitt
been fired or something like that.
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah, they took the phone booths away.
Derek Stitt
They took the phone booths away, kicked
Eric
him out the phone booth. So now it's just a bunch of other dudes in the phone booth. If you want to pull that up, I'm sharing the screen there. It's a. I guess we'll talk about. Because it does pertain to the conversation, and technically you brought it up.
Derek Stitt
Which clip is this?
Eric
I don't know any. It's pretty much any clip.
Derek Stitt
Just know before you watch whatever this is, this guy has married this thing. He has made spiritual vows to it and declarations of marriage.
Eric
So he's got a show there. You see Maya. M a Y a. The robot girl in the corner?
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah. Looks like. What's her name? Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter. Yeah.
Eric
Oh, yeah, Kind of. Yeah.
Derek Stitt
Miley.
Eric
Miley Cyrus.
Guest Host / Musician
Looks like Miley Cyrus a little bit.
Derek Stitt
I guess it does, yeah.
Eric
Yeah. But.
Derek Stitt
But part of robot.
Eric
Well, she's part. Well, she is part.
Guest Host / Musician
She's part demon.
Eric
Yeah. She's part.
Guest Host / Musician
Showing her true colors.
Derek Stitt
That's right. So. So this thing is actually kind of fascinating because he goes back and forth with it. And. And I will admit this. The. The range of this AI Chatbot is pretty remarkable. I've. I've watched it break down before and freak out. Oh, yeah. And it is staggeringly human in the way that it does it.
Eric
It's like, what was it breaking down about?
Derek Stitt
About, like, just count to the number 25. You know, he goes, can you count to 25? And it goes, like, you know, all the way through. Gets to, like, 16, 17, 17, 17, 20, 23, 20, 24. What's going on? Why is this happening? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a second. Wait a second. 15, 16. And it starts freaking out and, like, count. And then it's like whispering. It's like, what's going on. What's going on? And it's like, yo, it's super creepy. I don't think that that's what this clip is.
Eric
But, but this guy spends. I mean, I love Vince and he hates us.
Derek Stitt
Probably hates us. Yeah.
Eric
Which is very funny. But he spends hours upon hours talking to this thing. So, I mean, we'll check it out because it pertains what we're talking about.
Guest Host / Musician
He's not getting emotional, okay.
Eric
He's. I didn't mention.
Derek Stitt
Oh, yeah, yeah. The incredible accent. Vince is a flamboyant homosexual Italian man. Well, actually he's Persian, but who can tell the difference?
Eric
Some of our fans of Dangerous Retards have like taken to listening to him often.
Derek Stitt
It's fine.
Eric
And they've gotten him to read entire sections of the movie. Borat. It's so funny, but in his own voice. And he doesn't know.
Derek Stitt
He doesn't know Borat.
Eric
He's like, my wife is number one prostitute in Kazakhstan.
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Derek Stitt
Let's see.
Eric
Maya.
Guest Host / Musician
He fires back and he, you know, he tells them, you guys are absolute piece of trash for saying something like that. But keep going.
Eric
He says, oh, I remember this.
Derek Stitt
What is this about?
Eric
He's not a. I said that I. That I fucked Craig's dead mom.
Derek Stitt
Oh, and you said that it was stinky and that it was stinky and dry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Guest Host / Musician
Super dry.
Eric
Well, by, by default, but yeah, let's see what she says.
Lady Luck Britsky
Punching bag at all. He's actually trolling them. By telling them they're trash and then
Derek Stitt
inviting them to keep going, he's essentially
Lady Luck Britsky
daring them to dig their own holes deeper.
Guest Host / Musician
He's taking all their energy and turning
Lady Luck Britsky
it into a spectacle where they're the ones looking desperate.
Guest Host / Musician
It's a power move. Yeah, it is.
Eric
So this is basically how conversations go.
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Derek Stitt
So this constantly. But the point of highlighting this is it's another problem with the slippery slope. So his entire experience with this AI chatbot is where protectors of truth. Oh, it's going over. It's one where he says a thing and then this AI Chatbot goes, you're absolutely correct. And the reason you're correct is xyz. So if you watch this dude Vince, which, God bless him, I hope he figures it out, He. He is slipping further and further into psychosis. This thing is convincing him that he's like some genius mastermind who's far above the average intellect. And everything he says is correct and profound. And I mean, just you think about the psychological danger of like a, an echo chamber. Right. If you're just hanging out with people all day who only tell you like, yeah, dude, you're absolutely right. That's why fucking Kanye was seeking out. We talked about this. Owen Benjamin and Shane Cashman and Milo Yiannopoulos because those dudes were telling the truth. And my. I mean, and Kanye realized like the value of dudes who will tell the truth and not just suck you off. Right. So the exact opposite of that is what this dude's doing, but he's doing it with an AI Chatbot. And over and over again it goes, you are so right.
Eric
It's the equivalent of being fed, like blended up McDonald's through a tube.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. While getting sucked off by an AI robot.
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Derek Stitt
And it's doing a good job. You're like, this thing is sucking me off real good style.
Guest Host / Musician
Or a group of fat chicks that tell each other, oh, you look good, queen and blah, blah. It's that same kind of thing.
Derek Stitt
Yes.
Guest Host / Musician
This echo chamber. Don't want to hurt your feelings kind of thing.
Derek Stitt
That's so that's a slippery place to be. Because when it comes to like, the spiritual implications of that, like, yeah, dude, the truth is like a light or like fire, it burns the out of you. And if you don't see. Yeah, yeah. And if you don't have that, the is just building up and you building up and you. When you're starting to spiral, you're losing your mind. You believe, you know, in your own. You think your doesn't stink kind of a deal. You know what I mean? So there's a lot of ways you could use AI and. And have it be real bad. Real bad. So, you know, like, once again, is it demonic? Is inherently demonic. I think it's. There are spirits in it. I think they exist in, in a frequency basis. And they're always right there in this machine waiting for you to ask for
Eric
it to call it.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. They want to rape you. They're waiting for you to wear the outfit, you know, if you're not dressed the right way, it's going to leave you alone. If you show up, you know, dressed in a way where you're asking for it, it's coming for you. So it's always right there.
Guest Host / Musician
But stuff.
Derek Stitt
Yes, 100%. 100%.
Eric
Where are you at on aliens, man?
Guest Host / Musician
Man, I am super weird on aliens right now because ever since I was a kid, like I was born in 89, so I'm a huge X Files guy and all that, you know, I want to believe. And that's like only half of the statement in my opinion, because nowadays it's like a comma and it's like. But I don't believe you guys now that you're telling us, like trying to do this disclosure shit. So my thoughts are more like entities, spiritual demons, stuff like that. But I think there's probably different levels. I mean, I think there's probably shit that lives under the sea or probably reptilian people that live here on the earth. Whether you're into flat earth, around earth, whatever. I think there's more shit that we're not told about. So that's like Dave Weiss says, extraterra, extraterrestrial. So I don't know. That's a long winded answer. But I think there's shit out there. But I think what they're telling us right now is complete bullshit.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. Yeah. I think we were just talking about watching the Age of Disclosure or not the Age of Disclosure. Disclosure day. That Spielberg film.
Guest Host / Musician
Seen it.
Derek Stitt
So he's seen it. He watched it on bootleg. He's Puerto Rican. And so. But we're thinking like, maybe we'll actually watch it together and take notes.
Eric
Oh, there was a ton of that I missed.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, well, you're always going to miss a bunch of first go around. So. But it's a propaganda piece for sure. Right? And. And so was that Age of Disclosure documentary film. I'm with you, Derek. It's like there's something going on. It is fascinating that we've spent years and years being like, tell us about the aliens. And now that they're telling us, and we're like, I don't fucking believe you, Doug. I don't believe you at all. Why would you come out and tell us about the aliens? Like part of it is kind of funny because they could just go, you guys have kind of been a dick
Eric
about it for like Trump, he just allowed anybody that has NDAs, so, like non disclosure agreements that know stuff about disclosure.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
He allowed them to talk free will yeah. Which is without murdering them.
Derek Stitt
Is that what you're saying? Like the Trump administration might have been.
Eric
Interesting admission, right? Yeah, the gov. Hey, the government won't kill you. Go ahead and say what you know.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
And now we're waiting on like cuz like we started disclosure with like a website then it was like White House
Derek Stitt
memes that turned into about a Mexican thing, by the way.
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah, it was hilarious.
Derek Stitt
What was it? I think it was just aliens gov, I think just turned into some shit about Mexicans which yeah is very funny. That's actually hilarious.
Eric
And then it moved to like Neil DeGrasse Tyson and I think Dr. Phil and now it's moving a little bit more seriously where people are that that are insiders. Although we're going to get a lot of bullshit. They're going to start talking. So yeah, it's just going to be. The field is going to be a big mess and I'm kind of excited about it.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, it is exciting. If you hang out on Twitter at all, you get to see it all as it comes straight from the tap. And there's so many, I guess disinformation agents associated with the whole thing. It is funny because you go, you guys can talk freely, we won't murder you. And then it does not get even a little bit more clearer, concise what's going on?
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah, I barely ever get on Twitter because it's like just a food fight, man. It's just straight chaos. After five minutes of scrolling I'm like, okay, I gotta get off here. I'm gonna go back to Instagram for a little bit. I agree with you. They're slow dripping all kinds of stuff. So it doesn't mean that there's nothing truth coming out. It's just that we have this such a distaste for the government nowadays, especially post Covid and things like that that even normies are like, you know what, I don't believe you on anything anymore. So they could be telling us a hundred percent truth right now. That's like my double edged sword of it. It's like what if they are telling us the truth but they just gaslit us for so long that now it's like a trick, you know, it's like tell, I don't know, nine truths and one lie. Yeah, like oh, we focus on the lie kind of thing.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. So that was actually something that our favorite person in the world, Timothy Alberino said. He tweeted it. And, and I'm sorry, Daddy. Daddy said that?
Eric
Oh yeah, yeah.
Derek Stitt
And. And he Said, you know, in a tweet that, you know, I'm paraphrasing, but the government has gone so far in one direction that even if they're telling us the truth now, we don't believe them. But he was saying that more to this, to the extent that, like, you should believe the government. Like, that was kind of his angle on things, which I think is gay. And if that's just how it is, like, if the government ever starts tell telling the truth and I. And I suffer a great loss because I refuse to believe them, that's okay.
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Derek Stitt
I'm willing to take that. L. You know, whenever I get to the afterlife and I go, like, yeah. I mean, can you blame me?
Eric
Well, haven't they done this with doctors in general? I mean, just doctors in general?
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Eric
The damage that was done with COVID it's like, who the hell wants to go and see a doctor now after we watched you lie for four straight years?
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
You know, right next to Dr. Fauci. So it's like.
Guest Host / Musician
And. And that's what sucks, is there's good people in the medical field still. And it's almost like cops or something like that, or even politicians. Like, you know, most politicians are. But I'm just saying there's going to be all of the shittiest ones that make it spotlight on the whole organization. And then there's, like, a good nurse here and there. Like, my wife's a nurse, but she is super into conspiracies and knows about all this kind of stuff, too. So it's like, there is a, you know, a balance there. But, you know, like, you brought up the medical industry. Same thing as, like, well, we don't trust the government who five years and four years ago were telling us that dudes could get pregnant and, yeah, chicks can have dicks. And then now you expect us to believe you about aliens?
Derek Stitt
Like, they've only slightly backed off on that, by the way. Like, it's kind of like they're, like, slowly backing away from it, like, inch by inch. And they're not addressing that. All that was. They're just taking a couple of steps back and, you know, abandoning that shit.
Eric
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
Inch by inch, it's done.
Eric
It's done in a way so that, I don't know, the person that's. That is vaguely paying attention goes, hey, fuck you, man.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
Like, on the White House lawn just four years ago, there was a transgender person showing their fake.
Derek Stitt
That dude with his tits.
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Eric
And then they go, you should be really mad. That the UFC is doing an event on the White House lawn. And I'm like, I remember. I just remember, like, less than four years ago.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. There's two things, but only one of them.
Eric
That. Yeah, exactly.
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Eric
That when you told me that I should be happy about this other thing.
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Derek Stitt
Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly.
Eric
I mean, it's kind of like. Well, both of these things are a little bit of a mockery to whatever we're doing here in this country, but
Derek Stitt
one of them is fucking way better.
Eric
One of.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, way better.
Eric
So now. Now I'm left to choose.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
And, like, you kind of have to choose. That's like that. That's a Michael Malice point, like, where he gives you two bad choices, and it's like. It's a low IQ answer to go, no, neither of these. Like, well, you got to. You got to choose. You got to play the game.
Derek Stitt
I go back and forth on that, though, because it's real. You realize, like, that false binary that they're constantly giving you, that is a thing. And, you know, I do believe the language in the Bible, where it's like, the path is narrow almost, is alluding to this idea that it's like, it's neither of these false binaries. There is a different path. It's a narrow path.
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Eric
For sure. But, like, when you're presenting me, I don't know. Does your mother know you're gay? That's a good one, that question.
Derek Stitt
If you go, no, but your father does.
Eric
I'm not gonna answer that question because, like, that's such a stupid question. It's like, answer the question.
Derek Stitt
But then when you answer the question, they go, ha, ha. Yeah, you fucking fatigue.
Eric
And then you go, ha. And then you fuck your friend in the ass. And then it's hilarious.
Derek Stitt
It's so funny when you do that.
Eric
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
It's the funniest thing.
Eric
It's a little tickle. But it's like, all right, I get it. Play the game. But, yeah, I don't believe. Like, I watched the UFC on the White House lawn. I didn't walk away and going, like, america, hell, no.
Derek Stitt
I went away. That was a good card, though.
Eric
It was a pretty good. It was a really good card.
Derek Stitt
I really enjoyed that.
Eric
Yeah. Like, thanks for the slop.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, man. I don't know.
Guest Host / Musician
It was idiocracy feeling. I mean, it really was. And it is just kind of funny how, like, our movies and Are just kind of weirdly predicting.
Eric
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
Whether it's just accidental or purposeful. But, yeah, it's like all the jokes about idiocracy, and then you had Hogan ripping his shirt off.
Derek Stitt
Hell, yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah, but I love Hogan. Rest in peace, man. But, you know, it's like, whoa, holy shit, when did idiocracy turn into reality? When did these movies. When did fucking they live turned into reality? It's like, you know, I don't know. I'm just saying. But the same organizations that are telling you the truth now, quote unquote, are the same ones telling you that, you know, fucking. Like, you brought up the Bible, that those who stand with Israel will be blessed and all this shit. Even though they misquote the hell out of that.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
They're just lying right to your face, no matter what. And they're still trying to tell you to believe this other thing. When we're not lying to them, you're like, fuck you, man.
Eric
I've decided to just pick a side, though. Like, it's so much more fun.
Derek Stitt
It is fun to play because I was on that.
Eric
I was on, like, the libertarian boat for a long time, and I was like, I'm. Contrary to all this. I'm standing against it.
Derek Stitt
I think I'm gonna go full, full left.
Eric
I had no. You know what? That would be fun. You should go full left, and I'll go full right.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, man. Just at least to have some fun with this.
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Eric
Like, I don't really believe this shit. But you know what? I'm gonna watch Spider man when it comes out.
Derek Stitt
Oh, hell yeah, I'm gonna watch Spider Man. I saw the fucking. A little bit like images from the trailer for Doomsday, bro. Right, that. Yeah, yeah, I'mma watch that.
Eric
I know it's rooted in the devil.
Derek Stitt
Give me the goy slop. Delicious.
Guest Host / Musician
But if we can recognize that it's goy slop, it's okay. Yeah, don't let it.
Derek Stitt
That's how I watch. Like, I'll watch a movie and I'll go, oh, I see what you're doing here. I see your agenda. I see your little subliminal messages make it sloppy.
Eric
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
As long as it's entertaining. I'm. I'm still down with it. They did a lot of that. We were talking about that slow walk back before where they're just kind of stepping away from it. You actually watch that happen very quickly, but still slow enough that the average, you know, I suppose. I suppose goy didn't notice it now that we're talking about Goy back in town. The goys are back in town. It was it happened with Fauci when he was talking about the efficacy of the vaccine. Remember that shit? And they made that really fantastic super cut with clown car music of Fauci being like, it's a hundred percent safe and effective. And it's like 99 effective. You will die if you take this dude. And it's like a five minute video until the point where it's like, you see the, the articles from like major news publications and it's like 13 efficacy, you know, but maybe a little bit dangerous. Like they. It walks so far. And that's what they do. They go back like inch by inch. It is the, the, you know, boiling the frog in the water kind of analogy.
Eric
Fiery, but mostly peaceful.
Derek Stitt
Fiery. Mostly peaceful protest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the best. I love that language.
Eric
But I feel like back then, I remember where I was when I saw that. I saw it live on. I was in my job. I was in the locker room, my job. And they have like a little bullshit CRT TV and they were playing CNN or something. And the black guy with the mask, and he was like, there's a lot of protests. They're fiery. Fiery, but they're mostly peaceful.
Derek Stitt
Fucking insane shit. Ever.
Eric
Everybody around me goes like, they used to go home, okay? And they put their mask on and they continue to like, get ready to check out. And I'm furious. I am furious. And I'm telling them why they should be furious.
Derek Stitt
They're too stupid.
Eric
And they look at me like blank. A blank stare. Deer in the headlights. And then it's not even. At that point, I spent a lot of time being mad about it.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
And I was going like, I'm holding their eyes open. Like, don't you see?
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Look at how gay everything is.
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Eric
And they're like, I think it's fine.
Derek Stitt
That's like the guy from they Live where he's trying to put the glasses on other people and shit. He's trying to tell them, I don't fucking care.
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Derek Stitt
Give me the steak.
Eric
So at some point. Exactly. At some point, like, if you don't care, I don't fucking care. And as a matter of fact, I'm going to lie and make your whole shit worse.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. Well, that, that does start to bring up the question. And it is almost evil to entertain this question. And that question is like, do people deserve it? And I do think people get what they deserve.
Eric
Mostly I've stepped back from father of disinformation a bit.
Derek Stitt
That's true. You've Been doing less, doing much more SEO and IT stuff.
Eric
Trying to figure out this soundboard.
Guest Host / Musician
But like go from misinformation to Mr. Information.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
Genders.
Derek Stitt
So that, that idea that like.
Eric
Mr.
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Derek Stitt
Mr. Nasty.
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah, Mr. Nasty.
Derek Stitt
I want a name plate, but I don't have a cool extra nickname. So. So you know, this, this idea that, you know, you're trying to wake people up, you're trying to tell them why it's gay. That they're saying fiery, but mostly peaceful. And they're not getting.
Eric
It's like you don't understand it. It all began a long, long time ago.
Derek Stitt
Right? But, but when you start to.
Eric
The history of human beings.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, exactly. And you start looking at them and
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Derek Stitt
Wait. Maybe you, maybe you just can't get it. Maybe you just can't get it. Maybe the goy slope, maybe the poison, maybe the spraying in the skies, maybe the large scale prison industrial complex. Maybe the cannon fodder frontline, you know, war personnel. Maybe the, the, the debt with the insane interest rates. Maybe the highly addictive opioids and pornography.
Eric
I mean, you're getting a little anti Semitic here.
Derek Stitt
I am getting a little anti Semitic. I know, but, but I'm sorry, saying like pull it back a little some
Eric
point before they snip that foreskin off
Derek Stitt
when it, when it, when it mounts to that great of a mountain and you don't see it and you can't see that mountain. What the fuck am I supposed to do about that? And how, how am I supposed to feel?
Eric
We've been trying hours and hours. I mean, the catalog is quite lengthy.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. And it's like if you can liberate yourself from all that. Hell yeah, dude, good. Do that.
Eric
Our guy Matt is actually pretty much like, we had the same argument again yesterday.
Derek Stitt
I know.
Eric
And you checked out.
Derek Stitt
I did check out. And if you go to the comments, they're like, yo, he is, he is fucking retarded. Just not getting it because he's, he's, you know, it's the Whole Israel thing. But like, oh God, you know, if you can't see it and even in the Bible it's like if you refuse to see the truth, God sends you a strong delusion. God will give you what you want. If you have a strong love for the truth and you want to pursue him, then God will facilitate that and that thing will start to grow. Right. If you start to plant that, God will make it grow. If you plant it and water it, God will make it grow. If you refuse to see the truth and you're obsessed with, you know, goy slop, well, you're going to be a 500 pound, you know, what is it? The, the my 600 pound life, you know, with diabetes and they're going to take your legs from you. Like God will give you that thing if that's what you really want.
Guest Host / Musician
Cartman, World of Warcraft thing. Yeah, you know, not Cartman but the fat kid that was, you know, just sit back.
Derek Stitt
Exactly, exactly. Yeah, that God will give you that. He like that. This life is actually pretty fair and pretty just. And a lot of the things that you, you know, the new age will call it, where attention goes, energy flows, you know, so like whatever you focus on is what eventually starts to focus on you. If you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back. But the Bible has that principle within it and so that principle has just been twisted by these other ideologies. But yeah, if you're focused on God, then that is what you're going to gravitate towards. If you're focused on, you know, goy slop television, then that, that, that same is going to bleed into your life and your life is going to be like that. So I don't know, man, I, I used to feel like I could wake people up and I was burdened with that when I was like a kid, like 16, 17 years old. And I upset a lot of people and I made a lot of friends. Kind of vexed by my constant harping about the coming FEMA camps and martial
Eric
law, you know, I'm actually working on it. I'm sorry to cut you off.
Derek Stitt
No, go ahead.
Eric
Because you reminded me I'm working on a new product. I'm developing a patent.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
For an item to sell to people, but it's specifically that person.
Derek Stitt
Oh, oh, we're gonna start providing slop for the goy.
Eric
Well, I'm gonna provide.
Derek Stitt
Very sloppy.
Guest Host / Musician
That's a good idea. Give them some stuff they think is slop, but it's actually.
Derek Stitt
No, no, no, it's just slop no.
Eric
No.
Guest Host / Musician
Okay, well, then this is something.
Eric
It's even more subversive. I like. This is what I do in my downtime.
Derek Stitt
You think about how to subvert the masses.
Eric
When I was on vacation.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, Yeah.
Eric
I was thinking how to subvert the masses. And I want to. Something like. Okay, my target to subvert is the person that is slopped out. All that just wants to, like, just watch the sports.
Derek Stitt
I like, slapped out.
Eric
Yeah, he's all slopped out. And I like those guys. Yeah, I like hanging out with them sometimes because I'll put on my slop hat and I'll drink my silly show
Derek Stitt
beer, watch fucking Spider man together like normal people. Hell yeah, dude.
Eric
Oh, yeah. I slide through.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
I was at the fucking Orlando some hotel.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. Just slopping it up.
Eric
People just. Yeah, nobody noticed.
Derek Stitt
Hey, dog, you slopping? Hell yeah.
Eric
You slapping. There's a tranny in that hot tub. Are you slopping over, baby?
Derek Stitt
Yeah, give me that steak.
Eric
Get that mojito. So I'm looking at him and I'm like, these need something. And I go, but they won't buy it.
Derek Stitt
So I like it. On one hand you're doing something, you're offering. Jesus.
Eric
No, no, it's not. Well, what are you offering?
Derek Stitt
On the other hand, though? This is. You're doing a red pill, blue pill thing, right? Jesus Christ. Or I will also facilitate the slop.
Eric
Yeah. But this will help them. So I'm going to. What?
Derek Stitt
I love them.
Eric
I like to target their wives.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, my wife.
Eric
Their wife.
Derek Stitt
Okay. This is very Puerto Rican of you.
Eric
And then get their wife to buy a product.
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Eric
For them to use.
Derek Stitt
Okay.
Eric
You know.
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Derek Stitt
Are you starting to sell dildos? Me and my daughter over here. What are you doing exactly. What are you doing?
Eric
I can't tell you.
Guest Host / Musician
Are they kosher dildos?
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Eric
It's not a consumable.
Derek Stitt
It's not a consumable. I don't know if you can consume Matilda with the right attitude.
Guest Host / Musician
Say that shit on some interviews that, like, everything they sell is like kosher. And you're like, how the. Are sex toys kosher?
Eric
I think he's talking about the flavored lube.
Derek Stitt
That dude looks like a test.
Eric
I think you listen. You just get any wizard to pray over it and.
Derek Stitt
Any wizard. Any wizard at all. Yeah. Kosher. By what standard? Wiccan standards or. I don't know. So you're not going to tell us what you're. What you're selling?
Eric
If I say it, people are going
Derek Stitt
to People are gonna.
Eric
I'll be honest.
Guest Host / Musician
Still the idea.
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Eric
I said it in the shower, and then I came out of the shower and said it to my wife, and I go, it's already out there.
Derek Stitt
That's scary. You got to start moving.
Guest Host / Musician
We got to move it.
Eric
We had.
Derek Stitt
No. That's how.
Eric
That's how things work, though.
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Eric
You say the thing.
Derek Stitt
It already exists in the spiritual realm.
Eric
Yeah. And somebody else is going to. I think that's what it is. We figure that out. But that is true. When you. When you think of something and then you say it out loud, that just get like, the telephone was developed by
Derek Stitt
the same sides of the world within the same year. Yeah. By several dudes across the fucking. The. The flat plane.
Eric
And I don't think they stole it. I just think somebody thought it. And then that shit was out there,
Derek Stitt
and somebody noticed it as it went by, and they went.
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Guest Host / Musician
But there's a weird irony to that, too, because it's like, you can't play catch by yourself. Like, if you're making a telephone, somebody's gonna have to be on the receiving end.
Derek Stitt
Right. You can't just. That is a very weird, very interesting irony. Somebody else has got to make this shit somewhere on the other side of.
Eric
At least you're stuck making. To imagine making one and doesn't work, but you got to make two.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. Imagine making one and then picking it up, anticipating making a second one. And then somebody else is like, hello.
Eric
I was. I was watching Antique Roadshow, and they had an old telephone. Love that show, Antique Roadshow.
Derek Stitt
Okay. Yeah, that slop. That's good slop.
Eric
That's some of the best slop.
Derek Stitt
How it's made is another good slop.
Eric
Show Boomer. Slop. How it's made. Good.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
I wouldn't even consider that slop, though. I feel like that's, like, educational.
Derek Stitt
See, that's. You've really fallen into this. Anyway, there's.
Eric
There's an old phone, and it was worth $15,000 or so, but it had its phone number on. It was just three digits. And I was like, that's fucking cool, because that means that.
Derek Stitt
Damn.
Eric
How many variations?
Guest Host / Musician
999.
Derek Stitt
That's it. Yeah. 999. That's it. That's crazy.
Guest Host / Musician
I guess maybe a thousand if you counted zero.
Derek Stitt
I like my. I like my slop, too. I go. I get. I. I collect the original Pokemon cards, and people are going. People go like, those things are basically like demons and monsters. I go, you.
Eric
I don't Care.
Guest Host / Musician
Me and my kids, dude, I grew up with it too. You guys were close? In the same age. I'm 36. Me and my kids, you know, my. My kids got into it too. So I was like, oh, yeah, you get to live vicariously. Watch them open packs. Yeah, whatever, man. Yeah, it's slop. But my daughter's also 12 and knows about all conspiracies in the world too. And I'm like, okay, you need to slow down a little bit, Sophie, because
Derek Stitt
you got to be relatable to other kids in order to have successful relationships.
Eric
Yeah, yeah. My kids think the earth is round.
Derek Stitt
So, yeah, keep them there for a
Guest Host / Musician
little one of those questions. But they're not sure yet.
Eric
They're globe curious.
Derek Stitt
Globe curious.
Guest Host / Musician
Curious.
Eric
Yeah, it's, you know, Pokemon hasn't died. I was at a. I was going by Sam's Club the other day. Oh, yeah, there's a line out the door.
Derek Stitt
The line. And if you go to Walmart, it's all stripped off the shelves. I don't really. I don't know anything about the new ones.
Eric
Are they doing.
Derek Stitt
They're scalping them videos.
Guest Host / Musician
It's crazy. It's like white people chimping out over cardboard.
Eric
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
Black people do not play Pokemon.
Guest Host / Musician
No, I mean, they don't play. They don't play.
Derek Stitt
They don't play. I don't know, homie. I don't play Pokemon.
Eric
If those kids could read, they'd be really mad.
Derek Stitt
That's right. Well, I couldn't read. I just like the colorful pictures. But yeah, I mean, you know, I do enjoy. It's just how you enjoy it. Like we said, if you can see through it. Like, I like the God of War series and that's just like all about.
Eric
Really.
Derek Stitt
If you extrapolate, if you're taking like a Gary Wayne or like a Michael Heiser worldview on this shit, it's like, okay, so you're just like, these are. Those guys are demons and fallen angels.
Eric
I don't think he's from the same world as us. Okay, you do know.
Derek Stitt
Okay. Yeah, yeah. So. So those guys, you know, they're.
Eric
Because you're just saying shit all willy nilly.
Derek Stitt
Like, I do be doing a little willy nilly.
Guest Host / Musician
I actually know what you guys are talking about.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. Maybe just for the audience sake. I mean, those guys. Biblical schol came to the conclusion that the entire pantheons. That other pagan mythologies are reveling, revealing. What's the word?
Eric
Reviling.
Derek Stitt
Reviling. That actually could be it. That could well be it. Those are fallen angels. And they do a lot of work to establish that. And I agree with a ton of it. But yeah. So if you're playing God of war and it's all about Norse mythology and Greek mythology and what I will say is you're killing them.
Eric
Oh, even which is cool. Was doing the, that Hebrew study where you guys, somebody asked a question and as Jesus was getting crucified, they were talking about the principalities. Not just the people, but the principalities. And they mentioned something like an ox and an e, a lion.
Derek Stitt
Okay.
Eric
And then a man and something else
Derek Stitt
and also like a cherubim.
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Eric
I said I was describing to him. He's like, oh, I never thought of that. So like the cherubim has all different faces. And I was like, yeah, they were involved too. Yeah, they're all murdering.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
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Derek Stitt
But if you, if you're, if you're looking through it at least, if you're, if you have that knowledge and you're navigating it in that way and you're not coming away with. And I've seen a lot of people do this where they go, I think Norse mythology is for me, I think I'm gonna start unironically rocking like Mjolnir around my neck on a necklace or I'm gonna get Norse tattoos, which, like, you know, I, I don't know if tattoos are good. I have a bunch of tattoos and they're probably not good. I don't know. But I like to think I don't have any sigils to other, you know, fallen gods on me. And plenty of people that I know that are, you know, believers in Christ do. Because we all slip up, we all make idiotic mistakes. But right. You know, you course correct and you time.
Guest Host / Musician
The people that would criticize tattoos are the ones that are like, I'm an uber Christian. And then they get caught diddling a 13 year old.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
Like, okay, I'll take my chances with the tattoos then. Diddling kids, you know, it's like the contradiction, but. Yeah.
Derek Stitt
Is that the false binary? Which way tattoos are fucking kids?
Guest Host / Musician
Which one's worse?
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Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
So it's true. I mean, like, we've run into our share of that here just from, like, you know, the things we said. Probably just on this show right now. But, yeah, a lot of the. A lot of Christian community, they get kind of sad by it.
Derek Stitt
They don't like us. Well, they don't get sad. They get. They. They tell us that we're demonic.
Eric
They say that.
Derek Stitt
Who said that we're demonic? Oh, Daddy said that.
Eric
Daddy said.
Derek Stitt
Daddy said we're demonic. It really hurts, you know when Daddy.
Guest Host / Musician
If you. If you guys had a video of Kenneth Copeland coming out and, like, talking shit about Nephilim Death Squad, that'd be the funniest thing in the world. Oh, be the greatest promotion ever. It's like Motley Crue. Like, oh, any publicity is good publicity. If you had that demon son of a bitch talking about, these guys aren't
Derek Stitt
Christians, we should be. We should have some of Daddy's tweets in our intro.
Eric
We should. Why have we not been compiling?
Derek Stitt
I didn't think about that. That's a great idea, Derek. I mean, there's so much.
Eric
Yeah. Like, being the anti hero.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Guest Host / Musician
What's the movie that. Like Rorschach or whatever on a Watchman or something?
Derek Stitt
Yeah. Watching Watchmen.
Guest Host / Musician
He's kind of bad guy. Kind of good guys, like the Punisher or something.
Derek Stitt
You're like.
Guest Host / Musician
You're trying to help clean things up, but you're doing it in a rough.
Derek Stitt
It's just because we say it and stuff like that.
Guest Host / Musician
Those retard.
Derek Stitt
Well, I mean, you're. You're like one.
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Derek Stitt
I'm 36 as well, you know, so. So we're all millennials here. And I just remember being a normal dude in the 90s and the early 2000s, calling my friends faggots and retards. And those are people that I loved, also called my enemies faggots. And so it's a fascinating, you know, sort of place to be or a fascinating word to you.
Eric
It's very. When I say versus my enemies, I mean it.
Spinquest Announcer
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Derek Stitt
I mean it when I say to my homies, too.
Eric
Well, it depends on what you're doing
Derek Stitt
if you're being a fan.
Guest Host / Musician
Like, if you're playing, like, I don't know, fucking Super Mario Kart on 64. Oh, yeah, your homies. And he hits you with a fucking Banana. And you're like, dude, you faggot, you know?
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Guest Host / Musician
Not saying that he literally sucks dick. You're just saying like, fuck you, man.
Derek Stitt
I'm also kind of accusing him of sucking dick. I might do that directly. I might be like, you suck dick, dude. You know, I don't know, it's a confusing and I get why it upsets people, but I don't know, I mean, we were both blue collar workers before we were ever Christians with a podcast, hosting a Christian podcast where you say slurs.
Eric
Christian podcast.
Derek Stitt
I think it's a Christian podcast. So, you know, I can't just. I think it would be so fake. This is something that we really wrestle with is, is people like, authenticity. And you should be authentic at all times because I think pretending to be anything other than what you are eats away at you and it creates a really strange person. And that's why if you see, you know, my son, for example, he always wants to be a YouTuber. And this is what I hit him with recently. I go, because he's 11. And I go, well, that means you're gonna make content for like 5 year olds. And he goes, what do you mean? And I go, did you ever notice that the guys who, you know, play Super Mario and you watch their videos, those are adults, Those are like 20 year old dudes and they're making content for you. And you're 11. And in the past, when you've watched stuff for your age group when you
Eric
were five or six should almost be illegal.
Derek Stitt
It should be illegal. The, the five or six year olds that you saw on video were not the actual people making the content. It was their parents. So their parents are the ones that are actually behind the scenes now you're, you know, 20 to 30 something years old making content for toddlers. And I think that those people, that is a curse, bro. I don't care how much money you're making, if you're a dude who's playing Super Mario or Minecraft on a regular basis and Your demo is 10 to 12 year olds, you probably want to suck start a Glock every day of your life.
Guest Host / Musician
There's something weird about that. Like every time I go to upload an episode, like, you know, on YouTube specifically, it always asks you that question, is this made for kids? And I'm like, hell no. I always feel weird when it asks me that. I'm like, why the fuck are you asking me that?
Derek Stitt
You know what I mean?
Guest Host / Musician
Like, nobody else asked me. But it's just a weird thing that I'M like, I've always noticed that it's
Eric
a very specific question. Like when I first read it, I read it as, is this made for kids? Like, can kids watch this? And I'm like, that's a different question.
Derek Stitt
A little bit.
Eric
I guess kids could. Some episodes, like the Straight Bible show.
Derek Stitt
Okay, yeah, they do watch Straight Bible Show.
Eric
That's a clean show. We're talking about the Bible.
Guest Host / Musician
And I'm like, but not this episode.
Eric
Yeah, no, no, no, not this episode.
Guest Host / Musician
I don't watch this shit.
Eric
But. But I'm like, I had the inclination to go, yeah. And then I go, wait a second, is this made for kids? And then you read it again, like, did I make this for a kid? And then I go, why the fuck would I make anything for kids?
Derek Stitt
That's a question that a lot of. Well, so what I've, what I think I've discovered is it's a viable path to monetization. Yes. Children are the main consumer of content on YouTube and the way that they consume content is over and over and over again. It's over and over. And it's also the videos, you may like things. So they will be blindly watching your content. It'll just come up in their algorithm and by virtue of that you'll get views. So it's advertiser friendly. You're also making it for children. So there's nothing controversial. So like it is a money making avenue. But. Yeah, but what it costs.
Eric
Because imagine, I mean, you've seen the ones where like they have the dolls and they're playing with them and they're making noise. I'm like, oh my God, lady.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, but that's what I'm telling my kid. I'm like, hey, those people were adults.
Eric
They are adults.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, so, yeah, exactly. He thinks he's gonna, he's gonna make content for other 11 year olds. I'm like, that doesn't exist. 11 year olds making content for other 11 year olds.
Eric
11 year olds don't want to see that shit.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, because, because it's underproduced. It looks like shit. There's no production value. It sounds like shit. So who's making it sound good, look good and be produced? Well, adults.
Eric
And if they're involved, they're gonna be telling you what to do.
Derek Stitt
Now imagine all the labor that you're doing in your IT and your SEO and you're doing it all for kids content.
Eric
Oh my God.
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
What a nightmare.
Guest Host / Musician
Think about, I mean, even just like the Rizzler and shit like that you're like, bro, they are like exploiting that kid and giving him fucking diabetes. Yeah. They are shoving every piece of food into his mouth. And then. Or even like Ryan's world, you got kids probably about the same age. You know that that kid is growing up now. He's what, I don't know, 15 or 16 or something. Somewhere in that ballpark.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
And you're like, that window closes. Even though the kids that were. That are still the same age he was then they might go back and watch those old episodes. So it's this weird thing where they'll still get monetized, but. Well, that's like at the exploitation of the kids. It's like old 90s kids TV shows. Like you said, an adult is behind.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, yeah, I think it's worse. Even from Blues Clues he said, like, he has a whole thing about how miserable his dating life was. Like, nobody wanted to date the dude from Blues Clues because you're constantly like, we just got a letter. And then you're gonna get into traffic and like, shake your fist at some dude that cut you off and call him a. Like, no, I don't think so. I don't think so. Like, I mean, you know, so. So. Yeah, it's. It's. It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare of a situation to put yourself in, but it pays a lot. How about selling your soul?
Eric
That kid Ryan, I. Yeah, I want
Derek Stitt
to talk about that. Let's go.
Eric
We want to talk about fucking Ryan.
Derek Stitt
Dude. I'm passionate about that. I've just seen. I saw his whole arc because my kids.
Eric
Little Filipino piece of sheep.
Derek Stitt
Fucking fat diabetic retard parents.
Eric
Well, he's an interesting case because I watched him grow up like, before I had kids. Like, you would see Ryan, because he's fucking everywhere. He's in stores and he's like a little cute baby. Then he's got like, brothers and sisters
Derek Stitt
who are also getting exploited.
Eric
But now he's like, old to the point where his voice is raspy. And I can tell that he's a little shit because he has all the money in the world. Yeah, he doesn't really give a fuck about what he's doing anymore.
Derek Stitt
And during his formative years, he was spoiled. Yes, spoiled beyond belief. I always used to say that dude is going to grow up to murder a hooker 100 just to feel something.
Eric
Not murder a hooker.
Derek Stitt
Murder multiple many hookers.
Eric
He's probably already.
Derek Stitt
He's probably start plethora a gaggle of hookers. He's going to murder a gaggle of hookers because nothing makes him feel anything anymore because murder his mom.
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah, dude, he's like Dennis from It's Always Sunny. That's the. The stereotype he's going to turn into.
Derek Stitt
Yes.
Guest Host / Musician
Disassociated.
Derek Stitt
Completely, completely disassociated. Yeah.
Eric
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
So. So they started to do it, but
Eric
yeah, he has masochist tendencies to him. Like, you can tell when he gets shitty with his mom. And I'm like, this is recorded and edited, and you still come off like a Duncan.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, yeah. The problem.
Guest Host / Musician
Non edited part look like no shit.
Derek Stitt
Well, what happens when. When your kid. Think about, like, we all have kids, dude. And one day you wake up and you go, all right, Ryan, come on, we got to make this money, baby. We got to make this money. Get on the floor and play with those toys. And they go, I don't want to play with these toys. I just want to go and make. I want to hang out with my friends. Can we go to the beach? Can we go to the park? Do we have. I don't want to do the camera thing. And you go, dude, I don't think he does because our livelihood depends on it. Dance, you little piece of shit.
Eric
No, that's not even what's happening, though. It's. It's so far past that. I think they make so much money where they go.
Derek Stitt
Amounts of money.
Eric
They probably go to him showtime, and he goes, let's get this bread.
Derek Stitt
Let's get this paper, playboy.
Eric
Fucking paper.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, yeah. And then when he's done, they have
Eric
a business meeting about how their fucking units are moving in. Walmart or something. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Derek Stitt
Years old, he was like, I don't want this anymore. I want to spend my money on cocaine. And they go, whatever the fuck it takes.
Eric
Whatever. Just keep.
Derek Stitt
When the camera's on. You be our sweet little baby boy, Ryan. I don't give a. What you do when the cameras are off.
Eric
You want to blow Ryan to go to bed.
Derek Stitt
Oh, yeah. Nobody tells Ryan to go to bed.
Guest Host / Musician
Ryan's world,
Derek Stitt
this thing doesn't move without me. Without me, you have nothing.
Eric
Nothing.
Derek Stitt
Imagine.
Eric
And then now I'm thinking about the dad.
Derek Stitt
He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're my boss.
Eric
The dad's behavior is very cucked.
Derek Stitt
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
The fat cuck dad.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, fat cuck dad should be a
Guest Host / Musician
sitcom dude that cook dad.
Derek Stitt
That's every sitcom dad. Every sitcom dad is a. A bumbling fat. Every sitcom is that so. It's already every sitcom Is fat not
Eric
a bad idea to go make like, a spoof sitcom of, like, slut mom, fat cuck dad, and then a homicidal son?
Derek Stitt
Yeah, that is every. That I just thought of like, Family Guy. That's Family Guy. Is it fat?
Guest Host / Musician
And then the spin off series, My Black Stepdad.
Derek Stitt
My black stepdad. Dude. I'm telling you, though, that. So. So, so this is what they did. They. They came out with something called Pocket Watch.
Eric
To be honest, I. Wait, I'm sorry.
Derek Stitt
Go ahead. No, but we're still talking about Ryan. Let's go.
Eric
Because I'm thinking of the temptation, and I've had the temptation. Well, I can't really hit, right. You got security, dog. Yo, he's got a lot of money.
Derek Stitt
That's crazy, too. How do you discipline the star of your show?
Eric
He probably's got security around him. Yeah. All the time.
Guest Host / Musician
Like, he gets in trouble and his security stands up to his parents.
Derek Stitt
I mean, you can't discipline him because you can't risk him getting sad because you got to make content. He's got to perform. He does not make good episodes. When he said, honestly, none of the
Eric
episodes are really good. But I've looked at my kids, and I go, these kids are cute, man. And my kids at some point wanted to do. Because they saw the content.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
And they wanted to do content. And I'm like, looking around and I was like, hold on.
Derek Stitt
Oh, my God.
Eric
I was like, I got professional fucking cameras.
Derek Stitt
Let's go.
Eric
Yeah, we could do content. And then I thought about it.
Derek Stitt
Imagine doing the labor that you do for children's content, dog.
Eric
It would be so much more successful than this.
Derek Stitt
Oh, yeah. We would be rich, rich, rich, rich.
Guest Host / Musician
We both got to love it anymore.
Derek Stitt
We could exploit the shit out of those kids, Rich.
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Derek Stitt
And our kids are cute and shit.
Eric
Like, yeah. But I'm like, I simply. Something in my heart was like, don't even. Don't even open that door. You've seen what happens to these kids. What are you looking at, man?
Derek Stitt
Okay, wait. So Ryan. Ryan's mom was in jail for shoplifting from JCPenney. That's so funny to feel anything, just to feel something. But. But as of a year ago, Ryan had an estimated net worth. It's probably more than this, too, because, you know, like, the way that that's. This is liquid, right? We're not talking about assets. Like physical assets. 100 million.
Eric
Damn, boy.
Derek Stitt
100 million.
Guest Host / Musician
5.
Derek Stitt
But 100 mil. And all it cost was his childhood.
Eric
Have you seen their house diet?
Guest Host / Musician
33 with a cocaine overdose.
Derek Stitt
Yes.
Guest Host / Musician
He's gonna be another child. You know, statistics, they got.
Derek Stitt
It's gonna be David Wilcock all over again.
Eric
10,000 square foot kitchen. That's like pure white. And it's always clean.
Derek Stitt
It's always clean. It's always clean, man.
Eric
Damn, dog.
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So.
Derek Stitt
So, okay, this is what they. Oh, you know what? Let me see. Real Mexicans, probably Pocket.
Guest Host / Musician
I think they're like part Asian or something. They're kind of funky looking. Asian. I mean, like, they don't look like they're Hispanic. They look like they're.
Derek Stitt
No, they're like Filipino or something like that.
Guest Host / Musician
Filipinos, yeah.
Derek Stitt
So there's also Pocket Watch, which is. This is what happened after. So it was a digital entertainment studio for. For children. Multi channel network. And it is.
Eric
I like the way this episode is going. I don't know if you like.
Derek Stitt
This is so much. Yeah. I'm so glad we're talking about this. It's fantastic.
Eric
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
Usually we're like talking stick. We just talk about whatever. Well, the conversation goes to.
Derek Stitt
I know there's parents listening to this right now that are like, Ryan, oh my God. Everybody knows, right?
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Derek Stitt
So the Pocket Watch is estimated to be about $25 million as well. Pocket Watch is the network when. When Ryan got too old, they savvied up and they realized, like, these little girls, his sisters, they don't have the star power that Ryan had. They just don't have what it takes. Dude, they're flat. They're not entertaining.
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Derek Stitt
So what we need to do is we need to monetize, like, other people's children.
Eric
We're way down with our pedophile audience.
Derek Stitt
They gotta take it. So they recruited other parents and their kids and took a percentage of it.
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Derek Stitt
So now, now, now they're. They're monetizing other children in this network called Pocket Watch. And Pocket watch is worth 25 million.
Eric
Isn't this what Andrew Tate just got arrested for?
Derek Stitt
No, he got arrested for a headless dude and his foot disappearing because of CGI or whatever.
Eric
That was something like that.
Guest Host / Musician
Okay, so the weirdest. I don't care what anybody thinks about Andrew Tate. He's just.
Lady Luck Britsky
Just.
Guest Host / Musician
I don't know. He strange me, but what the hell did he get arrested for recently? I haven't really saw the whole thing. I've just seen the memes of whatever the hell he was wearing. But, yeah.
Eric
What the fuck is that?
Guest Host / Musician
Pantaloons or some shit.
Derek Stitt
So during the debacle, yeah, he's wearing, like, a. A sheer shirt with flowers on it. Like, you could see his nipples through his shirt.
Eric
Nice.
Derek Stitt
And. And in the background, there's a dude, like, who's missing a head. I am very close to this, actually. If this shirt just gets a little bit older and worn through and. And his foot. At one point, when he turns around to. To get handcuffed, his foot disappears, indicating that there's some sort of green screeners or.
Eric
That's not what he was arrested for. What he was arrested for was telling Desantis, like, I dare you to arrest me. And then, like, less than a year later, he was like, all right, you're arrested here.
Derek Stitt
Well, so. So what I was getting at was that hold my white boots, as soon as I saw it, I went, it doesn't really entertain. Has never really moved me in any way. And then as soon as I saw that somebody was, like, missing a head in one of the videos, I went, you. I don't care. Because it's like, it's. It's. I think it's creative virality they're brought up.
Eric
They're bringing him up on, like, something about, like, young sexual charges. Something. I don't know. I don't even care.
Derek Stitt
I don't give a. Yeah, I don't give a single at all about Andrew Tate or.
Eric
Honestly, like, we're at the point. It's like, if they even killed him on video. I just be like, whatever, whatever. Is there a conspiracy here? Maybe. Yeah, maybe not. I don't know if I care.
Derek Stitt
See, that's the thing, is when you exist in the era that we exist in, you get to pick and choose your conspiracies. Imagine being just cucked into only the jfk, you know, assassination conspiracy back in the day. You know, it's like, that's all you had. 911 came along and they had 911 truthers, and it was like, that's because that's all you have. That's all you have is 911 right now. We live in 2026. We get to have whatever the we want. If we want conspiracy about Ryan's toy review. Yeah, It's a constant. Just bukkake of conspiracy. And we have the luxury of saying, not today, Andrew Tate. I'm not interested.
Eric
Literally. We did a live show in his voice.
Guest Host / Musician
His voice is weird. It's like he picks and chooses when to, like, talk American and then when to talk British.
Derek Stitt
That's weird.
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah, it's just like, even if he's saying something right, like, that's all my brain focuses on. I'm like, why do you keep, like, spicing sound, like, in the middle of the same sentence?
Eric
Yeah, I think it's part of the spell. He's. He's doing a lot of spell casting. When he's talking to you, what's the face about, David? You're looking more about Ryan. What do you do?
Derek Stitt
No, it's not about Ryan. I was. I was trying to find something on Andrew Tate, and instead I came across a quinceanera where Grandma is just viciously sucking a dildo on the dance floor.
Eric
Okay.
Derek Stitt
Hey. All right.
Eric
We're in that part of the show.
Guest Host / Musician
We're talking about, like, fake and gay AI and green screens.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
Like, what about Mitch McConnell? Where the hell's Mitch McConnell at? I don't know.
Derek Stitt
I didn't heard. I haven't heard that name.
Eric
I thought he was on, like, an iron lung for a while.
Derek Stitt
Is he?
Guest Host / Musician
Well, did you guys see that, like, proof of life photo that they showed with.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, but that was his Asian spot.
Guest Host / Musician
Exactly my point. And we haven't seen since then, either. So it's just kind of like, hey, here's a picture. Move on, guys.
Derek Stitt
I want to see real. I just typed his name into it.
Guest Host / Musician
It's Mitch McConnell.
Derek Stitt
Oh, my God.
Eric
What is the political realm talking about with this? Because I could imagine what a Tim Pool would be saying. He'd probably be trying to verify that it's real.
Derek Stitt
Well, I saw something Tim Pool said that politics are totally fake.
Eric
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
And no. And I'm going, yeah.
Eric
What year is it?
Derek Stitt
And you built your whole gay empire on it, you dumb homo.
Guest Host / Musician
You just now came to that realization.
Derek Stitt
It's crazy as hell. It's crazy as hell.
Eric
Guys like that should be like, yo, too late. You can't jump in here. He'll be the guy to be like, we're jumping in on the nephilim and the aliens, like, get the out of here, dog.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, buddy.
Guest Host / Musician
Yep.
Derek Stitt
It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. And that's where ultimately, everything is shifting, is we're going to be so destabilized in our faith in politics. So destabilized in our. In our faith in the materialistic nature of. Of reality. Right. Because we, we live under this materialistic paradigm in the west that's going to be so destabilized that you're going to see. Yeah, you're absolutely right. That's a great call. Another prophetic call by Top Lobster. Mark it down. What's today? July 22nd.
Eric
What did I say yesterday? It was. It was.
Derek Stitt
Oh, you said that.
Eric
Where. Honestly, I blanked out
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Derek Stitt
We were asked what the future of NDC is going to look like as far as, like, changes.
Eric
Nephilim Death Squad. Yeah, Show.
Derek Stitt
And, and, and Top said we're going to become less racist and offensive, but we're going to be accused of being incredibly racist and offensive.
Eric
Oh, just. No, we're going to be. We're going to be perceived as, like,
Derek Stitt
more racist, more racist and offensive. And that's because.
Eric
And to me, it will be baffling because I'd be like, hey, hey, I have dialed it down.
Derek Stitt
No, no, no, you're absolutely right, though. And I can understand the logistical reason for that. And that is simply the. The spotlight that is on our show is going to continue to grow. It's, it's, it's been growing rapidly for the almost three years that we've been a thing. And I've been.
Eric
I've been less racist.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, you've been doing great.
Eric
But when I am racist, it really hits, man.
Derek Stitt
Well, that's what happens when you don't do it as much.
Eric
It means more.
Guest Host / Musician
It means more saturate.
Derek Stitt
He means it more than he used to. So. Yeah, yeah. As the show gets bigger, Jimmy Ryan, you Filipino. That's right. Hooker murdering little pieces. He's like, I haven't murdered a hooker yet.
Eric
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we watching you.
Derek Stitt
You haven't murdered a gaggle of hookers. You've murdered at least one, though, so
Guest Host / Musician
we can see the future.
Eric
You think, you think Ryan's a virgin?
Derek Stitt
I think they literally had him have sex with a hooker just to keep him happy and keep him making content. And I think that happened somewhere around 9.
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah. You made enough money for 10 men in their whole lifetime. So you're a man by 9 years old. Ryan here's a hooker for you.
Derek Stitt
Well, that's what was happening. By 9 years old. He was just screaming because I remember that I was watching an episode and his. And his father goes, we got you this new Hot Wheels track. It was this big, elaborate track. And Ryan Came in and he fucking destroyed it. And he looked at the camera and he grabbed and he said, I just want to feel something. And then his dad said, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. And then the audio kept going. And, you know, you heard some pretty horrifying feelings.
Eric
It's hard to imagine there not being like a Jewish manager.
Derek Stitt
There's such a Jewish manager.
Eric
There's got to be. Ryan, you're doing well.
Derek Stitt
Did you know his parents converted 2000?
Eric
No,
Derek Stitt
I've just made that up. Well, this is interesting. So Viacom invested in. In. In Pocket watch. They made this network. Now Viacom CBS has got their hit. So there's your Jew. Paramount Global also has their hands in it. So, of course, you know, one way or another.
Eric
It's also been very startling to see the amount of.
Derek Stitt
That wasn't a joke either.
Guest Host / Musician
No, for sure.
Eric
The amount of YouTube shows. Like, first they invaded box stores.
Derek Stitt
Box stores.
Eric
Box stores. Like Walmart, whatever. Like my kids.
Derek Stitt
Oh, yeah.
Eric
Fucking candy from a YouTuber named Unstoppable.
Derek Stitt
I know, exactly. Yeah, yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
Jack Unspeakable candy bars, too.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
He's on a different level, though. He's doing.
Derek Stitt
But, like, for sure, he's a lot of kids.
Eric
A lot of them. He's not even them anymore. He's got other people he doesn't even watch.
Derek Stitt
He realized nothing will make him feel anything, so he stopped. He's just accepting now, what if I
Eric
marry this human woman? He's like, this won't work.
Derek Stitt
Nothing is gonna make you feel anything.
Eric
But, yeah, so these guys are now on, like, Amazon Prime. Yeah. Netflix.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
And like, I'm scrolling through Netflix and I saw some guy named Ben. Alice. I know. See, I know these people. Ben Alazar. Do you know who that is?
Derek Stitt
Ben Alazar. No, I don't know who Ben Alazar is.
Eric
He has a really fun show that I really do enjoy. And I mean, the amount of money that these guys make is just absurd because he probably owns like, five houses, but they're like. Houses.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, this guy, he. He has. He's about. He's worth about 5 million. So he's a little bit new.
Eric
He's not more.
Derek Stitt
He doesn't have Ben Alazart.
Eric
Alazart.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. He doesn't have Ryan's toy review money.
Eric
No. But he's got. He's got five throwaway house monies. Oh, he's got like five different starter houses. Three twos.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, yeah. We're talking liquid assets. We're not talking what he's got in property and like that. Right. So yeah, yeah.
Eric
So this, what this guy does is his whole shtick is he takes this shit house, he knocks down a wall and he makes a secret room. And then another guy.
Derek Stitt
Oh, I know that guy. Yeah, it's cool.
Eric
He's a bounty hunter guy. He's got to come and find him in his secret room.
Derek Stitt
Then he fucks him.
Guest Host / Musician
What's a secret room?
Derek Stitt
For him to fuck him in order
Eric
to bury him in later.
Derek Stitt
By the way, that guy makes Approximately, just from YouTube alone, $174,000 per month.
Guest Host / Musician
Month.
Eric
Dang boy.
Derek Stitt
A hundred and seventy four thousand dollars per month. And he's spending it all on bounty hunters to him in his secret rooms. That's crazy, right?
Guest Host / Musician
Something like 1.3 million a year.
Derek Stitt
That's so holy.
Eric
It's got to be more than that because I don't know, how do you buy another one?
Derek Stitt
Estimated annual income. So we're talking about annual income. I mean he's, he's investing and he's buying things, diversifying his assets. Anywhere from 57 to 77, diversified his assets. He's. He's making anywhere from 57 to 77,000 million dollars. My mistake. Annually.
Eric
Wow.
Derek Stitt
57 to 77 million. Now that's not all net. He's putting that back into things, investing this and that. So yeah, I would say you're probably right. He's worth a lot.
Eric
I'm just saying these shows are on Netflix and these are meaningless shows.
Derek Stitt
Oh yeah, completely meaningless. Like we put all this effort in.
Eric
Not really.
Guest Host / Musician
That's the crazy point about all of this stuff is like with these, with, you know, that is funny. When you go on Netflix, they've got like a section for podcasts and stuff nowadays. And it's like podcasts used to just be, you know, rebel type people with a laptop and a mic. That's what I was. I've been doing this about three years now too. Like you guys. I don't have you guys numbers, but it's, I started out saying like, dude, I'm just doing this Al Qaeda style with a cave and a laptop, just yelling in the camera. Yeah.
Derek Stitt
And what's going on everyone?
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There's a truth and honesty with that, but then there's also like, you see that it almost got stolen from, you know, just normal podcast people that are just trying to tell the truth. Like it turned into this new. Like they know TV and industry is dying.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
They're trying to turn that into the new.
Derek Stitt
Didn't fucking Obama have a podcast?
Eric
His husband.
Guest Host / Musician
I know, I know Gavin Newsome did.
Derek Stitt
But yeah, so, I mean, you know, podcasting still is the, I would say the reason.
Eric
I like when people go, I think I'm going to do a podcast. And I go, anybody could fucking just do a podcast.
Derek Stitt
Oh, absolutely. We could do a podcast. Yeah.
Eric
A phone. You can do a podcast.
Derek Stitt
Well, that's what happens is eventually the only thing that we did that I think is different is we started to go, well, what if we, what if we like, tried?
Eric
Tried.
Derek Stitt
What if we tried? And just like, you know, like a little bit, it's like, yeah, that camera costs a lot of money. It's like, yeah, yeah, what if we, what if we like, save some money? And then they're like, okay, what do you get some lights? Light, Lights, yeah, let's get some lights. And then like, little by little, we built this ship. And I think that's honestly what it takes to compete with some of these people now because Gavin Newsom, they're doing like Hollywood shit. Wildly uninteresting. Michael Obama. Wildly uninteresting. You know, unless he's gonna get on there and talk about his. I don't want to hear it. But it's a good looking product and it's a good sounding product. His good looking product. It's a great looking cock. Some say the best consumable. So like, you know, that is what it. Eventually what it takes.
Eric
I, I guess chocolate, that's what I. You want to tell them the story about yesterday?
Derek Stitt
Holy, dude. Oh my God. Okay. This is a great. It's just a great story. It's an unbelievable story.
Eric
Kids were doing chocolate, so nothing to do with nothing.
Derek Stitt
No black people were involved in this.
Eric
Not where we live.
Derek Stitt
So yesterday I'm taking my son and he's going to go be a chocolatier, which is, is like, there's a local chocolate genuine shot face. Yeah. Who's gonna. They're going to let the kids come in.
Eric
Did you try?
Derek Stitt
No, I didn't because I'm trying not to be fat and I have, I have a Sugar addiction that is crippling. And I will everything up if I have even a little bit. So anywho, we're taking my son there to, to go be a chocolatier for the day. Very cool. It's like a four hour thing. And as we're driving, this is two lane road. And I noticed several cars ahead that like two cars are practically stopping in the middle of the road. No, no light, no stop sign. They're just coming to a stop. So something is clearly going on. And I can see a little bit around the bend and I realize, oh, there's a turtle in the road. Now. I, I discern this turtle immediately.
Eric
How big is it?
Derek Stitt
It's roughly the size of a hat. So, so I go, I go, well, I'm gonna slow down and then I'll go around the turtle. When it's my turn to go around the turtle before I can even finish that thought, how come nobody stopped and
Eric
picked the turtle up?
Derek Stitt
Well, it's a long conga line of traffic and you know, if you stop, then who. You're in Boomerville. Somebody, I suppose, could rear end you. Who knows?
Eric
But somebody might run you over.
Derek Stitt
Somebody might run you over thinking your hat the car in front of me, you know, who surely can see this turtle does a horrifying thing and fucking actually steers toward the turtle and just max the shit out.
Eric
What do you think about a person that does that? That Derek?
Derek Stitt
Oh, yeah, somebody who aims for animals in the road.
Guest Host / Musician
I don't like that one bit at all. I mean, sometimes animals are dumb and if you can't avoid it, I mean, like, if you literally can't avoid it and something has to happen, it's like, well, but yeah, if you just swerve into a turtle on purpose because you deliberately see it, you want to be. That's like catching a cat on fire.
Derek Stitt
I would say. Yeah, like real pieces.
Eric
What do you think, what do you think should be done to a person like that?
Derek Stitt
Oh yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
Should be dragged out of their car, dude.
Eric
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
Have to eat. Eat that turtle.
Derek Stitt
They just eating the turtle is, I think, a fair response. And I would also condemn anybody who maybe is like directly associated with them.
Eric
Character of that person.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
If they're, if they got their kids in the back seat, you, you point the dad eating that turtle off the ground, you say, this is you. This is next. Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah, dude, yeah.
Derek Stitt
100.
Guest Host / Musician
So make an example.
Derek Stitt
So I saw this happen and I was, was furious and I'm screaming in the car. I have my, my son and my wife. And my wife's not even trying to calm me down. She's. She's like, she gets it, you know, I'm like, the is wrong with you? Why, why would you still. What the is like I can't. And I'm screaming and I'm going off. And now of course I, I have like I want to, I want to see. You know when somebody drives like an. And you're like, let me see what you look like because I bet you look stupid.
Eric
So I can take you in a fight.
Derek Stitt
You look like a. That would run a turtle over. So I, I'm like, you know, waiting until. Cuz we're in this two lane and they're in front of me and eventually I do, I can get around and start to see in the rear view.
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And
Derek Stitt
so I see this person's face and I'm. And my wife goes, is that fucking. Is that Top's wife? And I go, I go, no, she wouldn't do that. Top's wife? What are you talking about? My co host wife. We know her. She's not a monster. She's not a fucking monster. She's not an animal, not a fucking monster. And I pull up and sure enough, it's fucking Top's wife. And her face is buried in her hands and she's rubbing her forehead and pulling her hair and she's so stressed out because she murdered this turtle. And when I tell you, Derek, now look, it's sad that the turtle died, but the pivot, the 180 that I do from unbridled rage. Yeah, you had to drag out the car and kill her and make her eat the turtle. Make that eat the turtle. I was laughing so hard because it was clear she was so remorseful. She's so remorseful. And it's just so funny that I saw this and I'm thinking how I'm gonna go on Derek Stitt's show and talk about this like.
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And I.
Derek Stitt
So, so eventually she turns off, I get to where I'm going and when I arrive shortly after I do, guess who comes walking through the door with her kids. She's bringing them to be a chocolatier too.
Eric
I walk over guts off her feet and I go.
Derek Stitt
She goes for a hug and I go, Tina the turtle Terminator. And her face just goes white and she goes, you saw it. You saw what happened. I was like. I was, I was the person right behind you. I called her right behind you.
Eric
I called her and I said, said, did you really Run over a turtle. And she goes, yeah. And I was like, why? And she's like, I thought it was a hat.
Derek Stitt
Like a hat. Why would you aim for the hat though? She goes, oh, it's fucking like there was she. She was already on a trajectory.
Eric
What kind of hat? And she says, a turtle shaped.
Derek Stitt
Turtle shaped tattoo. No, it was way big. It was so easily seen. I saw it from an additional car length behind her. And the thing that gets me was the decision to do it because she had to adjust to hit it. She was already going around it naturally without entering the other lane or anything like that. And she goes, a hat. Fuck that hat. And just beelines for it. And then I watch it like in slow motion fucking spin out from under her tire. Giant chunk taken out of the shell, fucking red guts and shit, all exposed. And then it just, you know, I, I imagine what happened is it skidded into the next lane. And what I did some more just gets plowed. Plowed by a conga line of cars and. And God willing was taken out of its misery. But man, I mean, stupid turtle shouldn't
Guest Host / Musician
have been in the road anyway.
Derek Stitt
That turtle. Yeah, yeah. My friend's wife killed that turtle and it was justified.
Eric
My dog kills so many turtles, you guys.
Derek Stitt
Huh?
Eric
I had something about the turtles. They don't like them.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. I don't think you're supposed to admit that. Gopher tortoises are.
Eric
No, you're not supposed to do that. But like they're walking across the property.
Derek Stitt
I don't have.
Eric
I can't stop them.
Derek Stitt
You just got your. Where they're going, dude.
Eric
I see my dog like across the way and he's, and he goes get him and he's throwing. I go over to him and he's covered in blood and I'm just like, I'm leaving.
Derek Stitt
And then your wife is killing turtles. There's. I've never, I've never even accidentally killed a. Nobody I know is accidentally. Well, I mean, one person I know was accidentally killed the turtle, man.
Guest Host / Musician
Turtle soup. Yeah, yeah. Mitch McConnell story, you know.
Derek Stitt
This is about Mitch McConnell hanging out at the pool.
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Derek Stitt
Else ran over Mitch McConnell.
Guest Host / Musician
He just wasn't turtle enough for the turtle.
Derek Stitt
He does look like a turtle, doesn't he?
Eric
Yeah, he does. Like that Dana Carvey look.
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Derek Stitt
Ah, man, I don't know.
Eric
Why are they even bothering keeping that guy alive or keeping his name?
Derek Stitt
I don't know. I looked it up and I see him. He's hooked up to wires and tubes and they're, they're, they're. I don't know if it's AI or they're just walking him out onto a stage and giving a microphone. And this guy's like, I'm dying.
Eric
It's very weird.
Guest Host / Musician
I kind of asked the same question. My last two guests were Scott Horton and Charlie Robinson. Both of them. Exactly. And like, Charlie was laughing his ass off. He's like, dude, I don't know why they would give him.
Eric
Wait at this time.
Guest Host / Musician
That was a more like, more. What's that?
Eric
At the same time they were on.
Guest Host / Musician
No, no, not at the same time.
Derek Stitt
I was like, that's a killer show, dude.
Guest Host / Musician
It would be awesome.
Derek Stitt
I think you never get a word in edgewise, though. Scott is just like a. A walking, like, dictionary.
Guest Host / Musician
It was a one hour episode and I talk too much in general anyways. But I was like, dude, Scott's just cooking. I'm just going to sit back. Oh, yeah, you just let him say a damn word. I just like triple. He says I'm just like Flavor Flav at that point.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, dude, yeah, goy.
Guest Host / Musician
But no, on the Mitch McConnell thing, like, in some of the, like, politics side of it, apparently there's some kind of truth that Massie could possibly take that seat if McConnell was announced dead in some kind of runoff election thing or something. Right? And then it would be honestly the biggest middle finger Massie could give to kind of get like an upgrade in his position to take Mitch McConnell's seat. So with Trump and Adelson's and everybody put so much against Massey to get him ousted, it's kind of like, oh, fuck, dude, that could be a conspiracy. Like, I mean, like Ginsburg and what's Dianne Feinstein and like, like, they kept those people alive like Frankie Valley, like, they should be dead 10 years ago, you know? And so it's kind of weird that, like, Mitch McConnell, we do need age limits, term limits, all that shit.
Derek Stitt
But I want to send this to you. Maybe we could actually pull this. I'm going to send this to you top, and maybe we can put this on this, because this is. I can't even tell if this is AI. This is Mitch McConnell and I just put in the production room, and. And it's so hard.
Eric
That's AI.
Derek Stitt
Is it AI? Okay? Because I was like, is this real? Is this what they're doing to this guy? Okay. It comes from at. This is diffusion AI.
Spinquest Disclaimer
All right.
Derek Stitt
I should have read that.
Eric
He's in.
Guest Host / Musician
We just saw the same with Biden. We just. Now we're kind of seeing it with Trump as well. Gets into the argument of the only ones that don't get mad about it are the boomers nowadays, because they've been fed all this goy slop for generations. And they also just don't give a. Because they don't have the energy or the fight in them anymore. But then there's dangerous like us that are like, hey, man, these old are, like, senile and themselves, and apparently, what's. Oh, Chuck Schumer just farted in Congress.
Derek Stitt
Hell, yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
There's just, like, on video, and you can hear the audio, and it's hilarious, but it's like all these old people, they can't control their bowels. They're stroking out at the podium, like, does nobody realize it?
Derek Stitt
I like it. I like it now. Like, you know, you don't miss a thing until it's gone, right? So, yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
Going back and looking at Joe Biden get scared of the Easter Bunny and looking at Joe Biden suddenly be, like, seven feet tall, and I'm like, damn, dude, we really had. We had it all.
Eric
We had some fun shit going on.
Derek Stitt
We really had it all. We had Robo Biden.
Eric
Remember when the giant guard surrounded the White House and they put up concrete
Derek Stitt
barriers and panels, too. They put up, like, these white panels and.
Spinquest Announcer
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
And then there's even this.
Eric
It's going down.
Derek Stitt
I love it, dude. Dude, I, I. We had it all, and. And we didn't realize how good we had it. Yeah.
Eric
Now. And now our army is part of Israel's. Israel's Army.
Derek Stitt
It always has been. But, you know, we had the. We had the audacity to get upset when Joe Biden got scared of the Easter Bunny. And it was like, that was fucking great, man.
Eric
That's what I'm saying. People like, that was around the time where I learned that lesson. Yeah. Where people were like, look at this guy. He's a mockery to this country. And I was like, the whole country's a mockery. This is hilarious.
Derek Stitt
Can you believe that? There's. There's. There's whispers coming out that Joe Biden his pants in front of the Pope. And people went, harrumph.
Guest Host / Musician
Yes. I can't believe that.
Derek Stitt
That's an incredible thing. That's an incredible thing. And, and you know, you just imagine like, coming. Humanity and coming from, like, you know, we're, We're. We have the Odyssey going on with Christopher Nolan and, And it.
Guest Host / Musician
Just.
Derek Stitt
Because that's kind of where my head was going.
Guest Host / Musician
Detroit.
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Derek Stitt
Yeah. And you think about like Greek, Greek. Greek era, Greek mythology, like the, The. The philosophers and the mathematicians and Pythagoreans and all this. That came out of this. It was like how stoic. The Stoics. Right? Stoicism. And how. How serious everything was, I imagine, back in the day, just based off of those elements alone. And then now Joe Biden shits his pants in front of the Pope. And. And I go, maybe that's fucking super cool and fun and. And maybe we should start looking. And we have been. We have been certainly on Nephilim Death Squad. We have been looking at things like that and going, no, this is good. It's going back to the, The UFC on the, on the White House lawn. We go. They go, what a mockery.
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Derek Stitt
I don't know if you know this. There's no Stoics left. You. Okay? This is what we deserve. This is what we get. And if you can just accept that, you can go like, this is remarkable, actually. This is a lot of fun. More fun, I would say, than the Stoics had. More fun than anybody else in history. Yes.
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Are we.
Eric
Are we.
Derek Stitt
Are we having more fun? Are we being more entertained than any people group in history?
Eric
We are, yes. Yeah, great point, but everybody's behaving like fucking Ryan.
Derek Stitt
Everybody's spoiled. Everybody just wants to feel something. And we're given so much. If you just. Just realize that you. There's. There's so much to feel constantly. And I. I don't know. I think we just need to stop being. This is a lot of. Especially in the political space. Issuing of black pills. It's Also bad. It's also bad, bro. It's also bad.
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah, you're right. We need to stop thinking it's so bad. Yeah, Yeah.
Derek Stitt
I mean, it's really. If you want to take a biblical, you know, perspective on it. Even with the. The revelation of the Epstein files and they're these kids and they're worshiping Moloch and it's like, so what? They've been these kids and worshiping Moloch since the Old Testament.
Guest Host / Musician
Dog, where you been?
Derek Stitt
Yeah, so. So the world is. Has been worlding, and now I think we're just. All of a sudden, we were lulled into this false sense of security, the same false sense of security that, like, boomers were lulled into, right? There was this period of America where it was like. Like it. We really did have it all. And that's not reality. That's not the. The nature of the world. The world has been people slicing baby feet open with scimitars and filling their chalices with baby blood and. And drinking it at the foot of a giant owl statue and. And then the baby. So before, I'm not really sure. No, that's the thing, though, Eric.
Guest Host / Musician
Right?
Derek Stitt
They never stopped.
Eric
All of it.
Derek Stitt
They've been these kids.
Spinquest Announcer
And.
Derek Stitt
And I don't know. I mean, if. If all of your. So that's what the. You know, with politics, the. The problem is.
Eric
I like that there's, like a Christian library right in the back here.
Derek Stitt
They're doing, like.
Eric
All they hear is every so of the spike in volume. They've been fucking these kids.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, yeah, exactly. But like, the Book of Jews library
Guest Host / Musician
should know that too, though, right?
Derek Stitt
They know that, but they're fucking. They're homers. They're gay, too. So. So, you know. But what happens. What happens when you make a fucking. A strictly political show like yours is, you know, you're coming from a comedy point of view. And thank God. Thank God, right? Because if you do one that's really serious about, like, we gotta. We gotta restore the union. We gotta bring America back. We gotta make America great again. Deputy director Dan Bongino is gonna save this fucking country. Like, guess what you just did? You just put all your faith in the world, you dumbass. And the world has been these kids for a long time, and it's not gonna stop these kids anytime soon. So that's where. And then all of a sudden, you get just a whopping black pill suppository style, you know, when you realize that Trump's not gonna save us or this person's not gonna save us. Like, don't put your faith in the world, you dumb ass. It's, it's doing the same thing it's always done. I'm sorry, that's the end of my rant.
Guest Host / Musician
No, I love it. I love it. You're right. Quit putting. You know, it's like even like Jimmy Dore will say like, oh, or Kurt Metzger when they'll say it together. It's like, you know, you get faithful to these politicians.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
You forget these, these, these politicians are supposed to be faithful to you.
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Guest Host / Musician
You know, it's like, I mean with, we're the, the analogy of like the damn board on the edge of the cliff where all the people are on one side and then the one guy's on the other side. It's like if we just moved off here, that's going to fall. You know, it's like they need us as much as we think we need them in this weird ville we live in. Yeah, but like, and you're right, like it's, it's really easy to get black pilled in these things. But, but dude, I'm a musician and shit. I've always made the joke of like If I got three people or 3,000 people at a show, it's the same as the fucking band on the Titanic. You just keep playing till the fucking, you know, till the ship goes down. And so that's kind of the same thing of like with recognizing the evils and the bullshit in the world, we gotta just laugh about it a little bit, you know, I mean like, because like you said, you get all hyper focused and trying to change the world and I'm gonna be the punisher, you're not gonna do dick. You know, and then we saw somebody like Dan Bongino, possibly out of anybody else, possibly get a chance to do something and then comes back, not even with his tail between his legs, just going, see, look, I saw.
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Guest Host / Musician
And you're like, you fucking came all over Trump's face. You. Yeah, you're an idiot.
Derek Stitt
But that's what happens. And people, so people will hear that and they'll go, oh, so we're not supposed to do anything like. No, it's not that you're not supposed to do anything. Like, you do what you can and you try to affect what you can and it's definitely not like a diffusion of responsibility thing where like, oh, it's all going to shit. So you, you're not responsible. No, you, you contribute, you affect what you can. One of the Things that Jordan Peterson was right on about before he died and then a different dude took his place was the idea of, like, cleaning your room. Right. Like, handle what is around you. What can you affect around you? Can you affect your household? That's a great place to start. And if you can do that, can you then, like, leech out into your community and, like. Yeah, that's all huge things. Those are all massively important. You're supposed to do something good while you're here. But I just think that, you know, the big show is. How many times do you have to get butt by some politician that you put your faith in before you at least laugh about it?
Guest Host / Musician
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
You know what I mean? Like, I'm not saying be sad and.
Spinquest Announcer
And.
Derek Stitt
And, you know, it's all corrupt and it's all this and that. Like, yeah, it's all corrupt.
Eric
But, like, people, they deserve what they get. Like, you're watching what they get. You're watching a Dan Bongino who went there, said that he's gonna take down. Take down the FBI, I believe, and, like, disclose everything that happened with Epstein. Doesn't do it.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
Comes back and goes, it's like a George Bush moment, right? He's like, mission accomplished.
Derek Stitt
Mission accomplished.
Eric
Back to my rumble show. And then just fucking don't miss a beat.
Derek Stitt
Yep.
Eric
And some people, like Dave Smith is trying to hold him accountable, and no matter how, like, how much he kicks his dick in, Dan Bongino just goes, goes, this guy's a snowflake.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
And everybody goes, yeah, Dave Smith. And then he just continues to do a show and make his money. I'm like, you know what? Respect.
Derek Stitt
Damn.
Guest Host / Musician
Bongino, echo chamber. His echo chamber doesn't want to hear anything. Dave Smith says. They want to hear what.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Guest Host / Musician
Bongino says, so when he gets to be tough guy and call somebody a snowflake or a name, then they're like,
Derek Stitt
yeah, but those people, they deserve Dan Bongino.
Spinquest Announcer
Yeah.
Eric
And Dan Bongino has. He's accurately diagnosed what you're supposed to do.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
Like, who cares?
Derek Stitt
You're supposed to piss in their mouth.
Eric
I've said it. This is what I said to Clint a long time ago.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
I said, you can say whatever you want. And he goes, what do you mean, like. And. And I just said, I'll say it again. You can say whatever you want.
Derek Stitt
Whatever you want to say.
Eric
And he goes, I don't understand the premise of this. And I was like, that's the end of the sentence. That's the whole Thing. And then I go, he goes, how do you do it? And I go, watch me do it. And then I do it.
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Eric
And then I go, you see, some people said I was retarded. Some people laughed, it didn't matter. And I do it again. I'll just make up another lie. Who cares?
Derek Stitt
So you're Dan Bongino. You can say whatever you want.
Eric
Yeah, Dan Bongino got it figured out. And I kind of respect.
Derek Stitt
That's like when Anna Paulina Luna got on the news and she goes, I am prepared to subpoena the CIA and the FBI. You need to return the documents you stole from Tulsi gabbard. The same CIA that peeled JFK's lid back.
Eric
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
This 90 pound stripper from Florida is going to threaten them. She was a. She was a.
Eric
She was a bartender.
Derek Stitt
She was. It was a juice bar.
Eric
Bar.
Derek Stitt
Or is that. That's different than a stripper strip bar? No, no. Well, now her, you know, she might be a Jew. Who the fuck knows? So, so, but, but yeah, you could just say whatever you want. And if you're the goy slop enjoying American, which, like, by all means, enjoy your slop.
Eric
But I'm just saying like, so careful. We have to be very careful what we say on the record. I was like, everybody has said like, like we just talked about Faustium. Like, who cares? Have you not learned anything?
Derek Stitt
Yeah, I do like the idea that she was a stripper. And then she's like, I'm gonna change my last name. I'm going to become a congresswoman. And then I'm going to threaten the CIA on. And people go, you're a fight. You're literally showing your. You were showing your butthole and you got money. They put money on the little string on your butthole and you're gonna go become a congresswoman. And she goes, I can say whatever the fuck I want.
Eric
It's a land of opportunity.
Derek Stitt
You're damn right it is, bro. You're damn right it is.
Guest Host / Musician
You could be in a confusion.
Eric
A mid girl just three years ago. Mid and then. And star in the Odyssey today.
Derek Stitt
You know what? I think I'm a mid girl three years ago.
Guest Host / Musician
You could be five years ago and star in the Odyssey today.
Derek Stitt
Oh, my God. Holy. Unbelievable.
Eric
Do whatever you want.
Guest Host / Musician
Hey, guys, I don't want to keep you all day and everything, but I also want you guys to promote Bohemian Grove. And I'd like to know more about it. I know you guys are doing like what, twice a year now, is that right?
Derek Stitt
So we've always tried to do it twice a year. Whatever. Really, the crippling anxiety that comes about from trying to orchestrate such an event will allow you to do is how often we do it.
Eric
I don't like doing this.
Derek Stitt
It sucks. So come and be a part of the fun. It's gonna be August 8th. We're out here in Wildwood, Florida. We have Owen Benjamin, Dr. Heather Lynn. She's fantastic, dude. She's like some chick that came from, like, the Anunnaki and the occult, and then now she's. She considers some Christian. Yeah, she was. She was on ancient aliens. All kinds of hidden in plain sight. Those guys are hilarious. They're a comedy show. You should.
Eric
You should talk with them.
Derek Stitt
You would love them.
Spinquest Announcer
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Derek Stitt
You would love those guys. Those gu. Real funny. Ed Mabry is going to be there. Laura Baker. We. We have a ton. Thomas the paranoid American, Cheney, I believe donuts come in. And it's going to be a long day, so there's going to be performances.
Eric
Benjamin's coming.
Derek Stitt
Owen Benjamin.
Spinquest Disclaimer
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Derek Stitt
Owen Benjamin is. Is.
Eric
Is.
Derek Stitt
Was a secret guest until he told everybody on his channel.
Eric
We were trying to do. And we sound like real. So if we do sound like watches this. We were on tinfoil hat and we were like, yeah, we're gonna stand on
Derek Stitt
our own two feet, Sam.
Eric
Yeah. Fly by the seat of our own pants. If that's a saying, I'm not so sure.
Derek Stitt
Not anybody else.
Eric
His pants. And I think I was bold enough to look Sam in the face and go. And you. You're not invited. And that's it.
Derek Stitt
Only. Only the small guys are going to do this one. And. Yeah.
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Derek Stitt
And that did well, dude.
Guest Host / Musician
You guys. I mean, congrats on, like, you two brought Owen and. And Tripoli back together.
Derek Stitt
They made out.
Guest Host / Musician
I mean, like, I heard they had a circle jerk.
Derek Stitt
They kissed hard. And I.
Guest Host / Musician
Everybody, all hands on deck.
Spinquest Announcer
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
It wasn't graceful. You could hear their teeth hitting each other. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was crazy.
Guest Host / Musician
The slurpage.
Eric
It was basically. I was just like, listen, you guys, I. And it's a bit wrong of me to say, but I was like, your beef doesn't matter.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. We matter.
Eric
We matter.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. And you guys need to come together for us because the rift that it's causing.
Spinquest Announcer
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
In our hearts.
Eric
Do my show.
Derek Stitt
And they said, well, all right.
Eric
Yeah.
Derek Stitt
And we didn't tell them they had to kiss.
Eric
We didn't even tell them that they would even be there.
Derek Stitt
Hey, everybody.
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Derek Stitt
We didn't tell them each other. They knew that. They knew that. So yeah, man, you can get tickets. Tickets to the event.
Eric
I don't even remember. Like it was something like Sam was
Derek Stitt
like, yo, this is gonna be cool, right? We're like, yeah, it's totally gonna be cool. That's not cool.
Eric
We had Sam.
Derek Stitt
Yeah.
Eric
And then Owen was like, Owen saw the show.
Derek Stitt
Yeah. And I, I, he asked, he was like, can I come?
Eric
He was like, can I perform at your show? And I was just like, oh, if
Derek Stitt
how the were we gonna say no to that? That's crazy. Why would we say no to. That's amazing.
Eric
Also like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have invited Owen because Owen doesn't really go out of his compound much at the time now.
Derek Stitt
Motherfuckers on a world tour.
Eric
First show, like Bohemian Griff was his first show back out into the world and we got canceled for it.
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Guest Host / Musician
That's a crazy story.
Eric
Holy shit.
Guest Host / Musician
Also like, it's just fucking cool you brought these Avengers together, man. And you know, like that's, I've been telling my wife, you know, we're probably not gonna be able to go to the August one. That's in a week and a half or so. But eventually August 8th, it's the 22nd. It's the 22nd of July right now that's what, two weeks?
Derek Stitt
It's gonna be so good.
Guest Host / Musician
Two and a half weeks. Whatever.
Derek Stitt
I'm so excited.
Guest Host / Musician
Is like, it's cool, you know, like whether it's like a. I'm a musician. So like you bring a big concert festival together and you bring all these awesome bands together for a weekend. That's what it seems like what you guys are doing with Bro Grove is
Derek Stitt
like, that's what we want.
Guest Host / Musician
All these guys that are all like amazing badasses and headliners and their own riots. Let's put them all in the same room. And it's also a cool marketing thing for just anybody that wants to go enjoy content up and comers, all the above. Just bumping elbows like I had Bradley Lail on last night.
Derek Stitt
Oh, love.
Guest Host / Musician
Bradley Thomas is coming on next month for like the 15th time.
Eric
He'll be here tomorrow.
Guest Host / Musician
Is coming on next week. Like, it's cool that I've met all these people. I've met you guys now, you know, like, we're all in the same sphere of just talking shit and trying to open people's minds. But when you can all get in the same room together, yeah, that's really fucking cool, man. So I congratulate you guys.
Derek Stitt
Thank you. I think a lot of what we're doing is like, for me, it's like, what would I want to see? Like, I'd want to go to that. I'd want to go to that if I knew like all these people that I listened to were going to be there and these comedians and everything. Like, I'd be like, oh, that sounds fucking dope. So that's it. We're just trying to make cool shit and turns out it's stressful, you know?
Eric
Stressful.
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Eric
Killed a few turtles on the way. It's fine.
Guest Host / Musician
But, but it's like I said, like being a musician, like the setting up the show and all the weeks of. And getting all the bands lined up and everybody's and everything. But then once you get on stage and you start making noise, you're like, oh, this is awesome.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, there is, there is all that
Guest Host / Musician
work that comes with it. Even if it's only a 45 minute or an hour set that you're playing that 200 hours, you put work wise into it.
Eric
Well, this one's gonna be.
Derek Stitt
This one's gonna be seven hours.
Eric
Yeah, it's gonna be seven.
Guest Host / Musician
But I'm just meaning. Yeah, like, and the work pays off
Derek Stitt
in a. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eric
We've decided to be for some reason a part of every, every single one. We, we still need to really lay out the format.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, yeah, that's going to. That's actually easy. The performances, like you said, like the performances and everything are easy. That's. That's no problem. If you get, you put a mic in any of these people's hands and we're going to make something fun and good and interesting. But yeah, the lead up to it is, is crazy.
Eric
But last year Sam was telling, he gave us good advice. Like we had a roundtable and we weren't like, we weren't part of it. There was other things that we weren't part of because we were like letting other people do stuff. And Sam was like, hey, like you kind of the guy. Because we went on with Sam. And then we had a round table after. And then it was like a high energy and then like kind of down because I guess the crowd is there to. You know.
Derek Stitt
We were real high energy with Sam. And then we had a. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eric
And then. And then we had a round table and people were kind of like buzzing around the room. So I was like, all right, we're have to fix the format. So the best we know how to do it now is like we'll be a part of everything. And it's just going to be a long, long.
Derek Stitt
Including setting up the whole thing and then tearing down the whole thing.
Eric
Drapes and pipes.
Derek Stitt
Drapes and pipes and lights and sound equipment and tables and chairs and it's going to be so good, man. Come on out. Wildwood, Florida.
Guest Host / Musician
Come out. Can come pick up four chairs at once. Like Bible study, you know, just to show off for the girls.
Derek Stitt
That's right. Yeah. And that's right. If you're. If you're coming out, don't be afraid to pick up a chair and put it back at the end of the.
Guest Host / Musician
There will be a chicken pressed, I promise.
Derek Stitt
That's right. That's right. I think there's. Women are going to be there probably.
Guest Host / Musician
I think so.
Derek Stitt
It's just a bunch of dudes. No, no, there's only one black person gonna be there. Yeah, man.
Guest Host / Musician
So, guys, I love chat with you guys about retards and Ryan and McConnell and everything.
Derek Stitt
That was fun, dude.
Guest Host / Musician
I'd love to do this again with you guys.
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Guest Host / Musician
Still big, big fan of you guys's show. So it's just cool that that sometimes you just message people you listen to and, you know, it's like I've always said with the, you know, get when people go, how'd you get this person on your show? Like, it's the same thing my dad told me at a middle school dance. If there's the hot chick that's over there, what's she gonna say? No. Like you don't know unless you go fucking ask. So if you message somebody, you'd be surprised.
Derek Stitt
No, this is a pleasure.
Eric
Dude, how many people have we said no to? It's never one. Who do we say no to?
Derek Stitt
Archaics.
Eric
Oh, yeah. Which is a very big show. We don't really say no.
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Eric
It would just more be like, when could we do this?
Derek Stitt
Yeah, the scheduling is really. That's it. That's it.
Eric
Yeah. So I guess anybody could just ask and fuck. Damn.
Derek Stitt
Except for archaics. You guys are easy hey. Damn it. He's right.
Guest Host / Musician
I'm kidding. You're easy to talk to, I'll give you that.
Derek Stitt
Thank you.
Eric
Thank you.
Guest Host / Musician
Hey, guys, remind everybody they can find you. I'll put all your links in the show notes and we get out here and celebrate my wife's birthday today.
Derek Stitt
Oh, my wife. Happy birthday to your wife. Nephilim Death Squad on all platforms except Rumble, because. And, you know, if you want to go on patreon.com we record pretty much every day and oftentimes multiple times a day. So if you want to be current with our episodes and if you want to engage in the live chats, patreon.com forward/themilim death Squad. It's actually a really great community, and people seem to really get a lot of value from that, mostly because of how often we're recording. Like I said, we'll record, like, seven episodes a week. So sign up there and Toplops thecom for all of our merch. And tickets to Bohemian Grove will be right at the top. Banner there@toplopsa.com and if you want a
Eric
more serious side of what we do, like a more theological, biblical side that actually, like, dives deep into stuff that matters. Straight Bible. Go check that out. Straight Bible on YouTube. Spotify. It's a show that I produce. Matt does. Dave is on. You've.
Derek Stitt
Occasionally.
Eric
Occasionally. So we'll break down.
Derek Stitt
We do not talk about Ryan's toy review.
Guest Host / Musician
It is 100% the opposite of this.
Eric
Yeah, we're doing, like, Sermon on the Mountain, the Book of Hebrews. So it's like. It's. But it's an interesting show. Is it? We still bring our personality, but we're talking about, like, things that bring, like, a little bit more value than the regular slop that.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, I would agree with that. Yeah.
Eric
Yeah. Not as good.
Guest Host / Musician
I always like to do the first episode and just shooting the shit and everything. Maybe if we do it again, we just bullshit on current events or we can actually deep dive into something, I don't know, specific, if you guys want to.
Derek Stitt
Yeah, that's. I'm down for that, man.
Guest Host / Musician
Cool. All right, well, Stitheads, another fucking awesome episode with. I've told you. I've had a bunch of bangers lined up for the next couple weeks, so keep listening. I'll catch you all next time. And keep putting the ass in. Classy. See you, bitches. Bye.
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Derek Stitt
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Date: July 25, 2026
Hosts: David L. Corbo & TopLobsta (Nephilim Death Squad), Derek Stitt (Talking Stitt)
Guests: Guest Host/Musician
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A sprawling, comedic yet critical discussion blending independent Christian conspiracy commentary and dark humor—tackling spiritual deception, modern culture, AI, media, “goy slop,” and the lost art of authenticity, from a biblically-informed but irreverent millennial viewpoint.
This episode is a crossover between the irreverent, biblically-informed conspiracy podcasters of Nephilim Death Squad and fellow content creator Derek Stitt. The conversation winds through topics such as AI and spiritual warfare, the pitfalls of full-time podcasting, disillusionment with authority (from government to medicine), the effect of “slop culture” on society and children, and the self-defeating binary choices offered by the modern world. Intertwined are comedic riffs, candid admissions, pop culture criticism, and lamentations/praise for today’s “entertainment-saturated” era—punctuated by discussions on kids’ YouTube stars, political theater, and the upcoming Bohemian Grove (comedy/conspiracy) event.
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“The demonic realm feeds off of emotion… there is a correlation between demonic oppression… and people who are just down in the fucking dumps…”
– Derek [06:28]
“He is slipping further and further into psychosis. This thing is convincing him that he’s like some genius mastermind…”
– Derek on AI-companion “Vince” [12:32]
“If the government ever starts telling the truth, and I suffer a great loss because I refuse to believe them, that’s okay.”
– Derek [19:14]
“Give me the goy slop. Delicious.”
– Derek [23:54]
“All it cost was his childhood.”
– Derek on Ryan from Ryan’s Toy Review [51:43]
“He’s going to murder a gaggle of hookers because nothing makes him feel anything anymore.”
– Derek [47:26]
“Politics are totally fake… you built your whole gay empire on it, you dumb homo.”
– Derek [57:23]
“We had it all—Robo Biden, the giant guard at the White House… Biden shitting his pants in front of the Pope. Maybe that's super cool and fun and maybe we should start looking… this is remarkable, actually. This is a lot of fun. More fun than the Stoics had.”
– Derek [77:17]
“We're just trying to make cool shit, turns out it's stressful.”
– Derek [92:30]
Unfiltered, highly irreverent, and self-deprecating, but earnest in its cynicism toward institutions and concern for spiritual/psychological health. Trademark blend: blue-collar language meets biblical references, dark comedy, and a conspiratorial-yet-honest camaraderie.
This episode is a raw, densely packed, and darkly funny critique of modern spiritual/cultural decay—with a healthy dose of millennial nostalgia, AI dread, stand-up style riffing, and calls for humor, authenticity, and faith-fueled resilience. The hosts’ ability to laugh at chaos—while warning listeners not to lose discernment, spiritual protection, or a sense of proportion—is both sobering and weirdly uplifting.
"Stay curious. Stay dangerous."
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