Neph 2 America: A Timeline Cleanse

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad Episode Summary: "Neph 2 America: A Timeline Cleanse"

Release Date: June 11, 2025
Hosts: TopLobsta Productions (TopLobsta and Raven)

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Introduction

In the episode titled "Neph 2 America: A Timeline Cleanse," hosts TopLobsta and Raven delve into their recent vacation experiences while addressing ongoing internal conflicts and external dramas affecting their podcast community. The conversation is candid, blending humor with serious discussions about personal relationships and professional challenges.

Vacation Experiences

St. Thomas Island Misadventure

The hosts begin by recounting their contrasting vacation experiences on St. Thomas Island. TopLobsta describes the trip as disastrous, highlighting logistical frustrations and poor accommodations.

• TopLobsta [06:44]: "It was St. Thomas named after St. Thomas... Damn, it didn't stick. You know why? Because Jesus didn't want it. He saw it, he was like, I don't know, don't. I don't want any part of that at all."

Raven echoes the dissatisfaction, mentioning issues like unreliable transportation and limited activities.

• Raven [07:25]: "You could see mountains in the side. They have the same water. Nice water."

Despite the negative experiences, there were minor highlights such as Jet Skiing and meeting interesting individuals.

• TopLobsta [24:38]: "I ripped around a jet ski hard... Feels like a car wreck. But it was a lot of fun."

Bohemian Grove Event

The hosts discuss organizing an event at Bohemian Grove, which initially saw positive engagements and collaborations with other content creators. However, unforeseen complications led to financial strain.

• Raven [86:37]: "But no, nobody's acting surprised either. That's the thing that people are saying is like, oh, you said, how Hitler nigga?"

Internal Conflicts and Twitter Drama

A significant portion of the episode focuses on recent conflicts involving a figure named Mersh, leading to a strained relationship within their community.

Accusations Against Mersh

Raven expresses strong disdain for Mersh, citing his behavior and the impact on their professional relationships.

• Raven [62:51]: "You're picking a side. And right. Right now, I guess the side that Mersh has decided to pick is the same side that the Misfit Patriot is on, which is really no fucking big surprise."

TopLobsta attempts to mediate but remains critical of Mersh's actions, emphasizing the destructive nature of cancel culture.

• TopLobsta [66:50]: "The left will mobilize, they will put their differences aside and they will mob and dump all their time and resources into ruining that person's life."

Impact on the Podcast Community

The tension between the hosts and Mersh has broader implications for their community, affecting collaborations and trust among members.

• Raven [91:02]: "He didn't deserve to get fired for. For this. For this specific thing."

Merchandise and Fundraising Efforts

Despite interpersonal conflicts, the hosts continue to promote their merchandise and fundraising initiatives to support their projects and community.

Merchandise Showcase

Raven showcases new T-shirt designs, emphasizing creativity and support for fellow creators.

• Raven [46:37]: "This is a banger. So you guys both showed up to our."

Fundraising for Toad

A recurring theme is the support for a member named Toad, who faced job termination and financial hardships.

• Raven [76:37]: "I'm legitimately worried about Toad. Like, I've been calling him every day because this is hard to navigate."

Despite challenges, efforts to support Toad through merchandise sales and community support remain ongoing.

Upcoming Events and Future Plans

The hosts tease future appearances and collaborations, hinting at broader discussions and continued exploration of conspiracies through a Biblical lens.

• TopLobsta [115:02]: "We're gonna be talking about all kinds of... but we're going to be presenting it on a bigger platform."

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Teen Advocate [00:00]: "Addiction to nicotine sets us up for a lifetime of health problems... flavorshookoregonkids.org paid for by the Campaign for Tobacco Free Kids Action Fund."

• TopLobsta [02:09]: "Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, to Ne. To America. Your comedy commentary for the end of days."

• Raven [62:51]: "The left will mobilize, they will put their differences aside and they will mob and dump all their time and resources into ruining that person's life."

• Raven [76:37]: "I'm legitimately worried about Toad. Like, I've been calling him every day because this is hard to navigate."

Conclusion

"Neph 2 America: A Timeline Cleanse" offers listeners an unfiltered look into the personal and professional lives of its hosts. Balancing discussions about their disappointing vacation with deeper dives into community conflicts and support systems, the episode underscores the challenges faced by content creators navigating interpersonal dynamics and public perceptions. The hosts remain committed to their mission of exploring conspiracies through a Biblical lens, even amidst adversity, while fostering a sense of community support and resilience.

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Note: The episode contains strong language and mature content. Listener discretion is advised.

Transcript

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[Campaign Representative]

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[Advertiser]

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[Podcast Host 1]

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[Advertiser]

Call 1-800-GRAINGER Click grainger.com or just stop by Grainger for the ones who get it done. Top Lobster Productions. We are being hypnotized by people like this. News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely enormous. Oh yeah, dude, there's some Nephilim shit.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying what happened to the home of the brave? They control us now when no one's.

[Podcast Host 2]

Talking about how they made us want to be slaves and everybody is just.

[Podcast Host 1]

Walking around heading the clouds. I want to wake up to a dead in the grave. But then it's too late. We need to be ready to raise up.

[Podcast Host 2]

Welcome to the end of days.

[Podcast Host 1]

Everybody is slave. Only some are aware that the government releasing poison in the air. Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, to ne. To America. Your comedy commentary for the end of days. I don't know what to call it. But you know what it is. Top and I, we just spent some time on vacation. We wanted to shoot the about silly goose things instead of conspiracy. And so we resurrected this nephew America A Timeline cleanse. Before we get into all of that shit, though, guys, this is. Are we gonna cut this stream or are we gonna let this go to the people? We didn't even talk about it.

[Advertiser]

What do you want to do?

[Podcast Host 1]

Look at how old and brown top looks. I. I think we should look like.

[Advertiser]

A piece of leather. This is hard. Everything has been going poorly for me. Going very badly for me. Let's. I don't know, should we. Do you want to read some submissions too, maybe? I didn't even talk.

[Podcast Host 1]

You know what, let's keep the whole going then because we've done a thing where we, you know, we've been on vacation, it's been a few days. Let's have the people have the entire episode because, you know, there's been a lull in content. But still, if you guys want to support us, consider going over to patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad, signing up for whatever tier you'd like. You get all kinds of perks, ad free viewing experiences, early access to the episodes before they drop to the general public. You get to engage with the live chat. You guys can see that down in the corner. On the occasions where we go straight to Patreon, you will continue to see only Patreon members engaging in that bottom corner there in the chat. So lots of goodies. Wait, you over on patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad.

[Advertiser]

I do look like I'm in the Jeep verse. You try, dude.

[Podcast Host 1]

We were saying before the show started, I was like, they're going to kill you, dude. They're going to kill you for being so brown.

[Advertiser]

I was trying. So David's like, where are you? Are you coming? He's trying to call me and shit. He's like, are you there? But I'm trying to figure out how do I make myself look less brown? And there's just no way, like, I bought this. It was a mistake to buy a higher quality camera because now you can really see.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, yeah, all of it. Like, you're gonna start peeling probably like tomorrow, right? My nose is starting to peel and my forehead's starting to peel.

[Advertiser]

So you can't tell so much because your camera is not like. But like this camera is going to. You're going to see every crease in my face. It's bad.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, it's bad. We have a lot to talk about. Top ended up going on vacation. I went on vacation. And then of course, when we came back from vacation, that didn't even. Wasn't Even when we came back while you were on vacation, Mersh, that that whole drama got resurrected. We're gonna end up talking quite a bit about that. For those of you who have been following the drama, the Twitter drama unfold, and. And the narrative got to a point where there's. There's contention between top. Space looks like a football. Unbelievable. There is contention between top and merch. And.

[Advertiser]

And I wouldn't call it contention.

[Podcast Host 1]

Well, I would call it contention. It's been pissing me the off, and we're going to get into all of that. But the contention reached a peak where Mersh was accused of saying a thing. And Mersh said, produce the dms, and then you didn't produce the dms. And it's because we're going to do that here.

[Advertiser]

You know why? It's because I don't do anything that anybody tells me to do. I do. What?

[Podcast Host 1]

That's right.

[Advertiser]

Like doing. That's right.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's right. So we're going to talk about those dms, by the way, for anybody who thought they didn't exist. Oh, here he is, by the way.

[Advertiser]

Who? Oh, yeah, he's gay. Yeah, I heard. He says he's like, oh, this guy's such a schizo. Like, he says yesterday that he's gonna produce the DMs, and then he. Then today he says he doesn't feel like it. And I was like, yeah, I am schizo. Like, is anyone else paying attention? I bet I've been. We've done like, 300 episodes of this show. If you're thinking, like, you're just catching on now that I'm schizophrenic. Because I've been very nice to you, Mersh. I've been. I've been a nice guy. Yeah. I've made you thousands of dollars. You know what?

[Podcast Host 1]

The people don't know that about you, Top. You. You, actually. So you're a terrible person. And. And people get to see that a lot. But behind the scenes, especially when it comes to business, especially when it comes to people's livelihoods, you're actually a very tempered man. You're very considerate, and you don't go to those extremes that you see on Twitter. Whenever it's a business conversation that kind of doesn't happen. And we're going to talk about that today. You're going to see some of that today. There was a lot.

[Advertiser]

Big bank business.

[Podcast Host 1]

Talking big bank business, baby. There was a lot of egregious overstepping by Mersh. And I just Want to say you handled it very gracefully. It was, he didn't deserve the, the way that you handled the things that he said. So we're going to talk about that, but I want to talk about these, these vacations first because you went to an all black island and I went to a floating hybrid of a Walmart in a buffet. And, and we both had wonderful experiences. What, what was it? What was, what was the island that you went to? St. Thomas.

[Advertiser]

It was St. Thomas named after St. Thomas. Apparently some, I don't know, some Spain people from Spain brought, they just, they discovered the island full of blacks and they were like, we're calling it St. Thomas, declaring it for Jesus. It didn't work.

[Podcast Host 1]

Damn, it didn't stick. You know why? Because Jesus didn't want it. He saw it, he was like, I don't know, don't. I don't want any part of that at all.

[Advertiser]

It's an island full of black people with yellow eyes and the rest of the population is hippie white people. It's like they, oh, I'm going to go live on an island and I'm going to go do my own thing because I hate my dad, but I don't want to go too far. So I'm going to like stay in America still. And.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, this is in America. I didn't know that. What is this? Is this like a Caribbean island?

[Advertiser]

We went here. The only reason we went here is because 10 years ago when I got married to my wife, we had gotten our passports a couple of weeks before. So the 15th was our anniversary.

[Podcast Host 1]

Okay.

[Advertiser]

So our passport.

[Podcast Host 1]

Happy anniversary, by the way.

[Advertiser]

Thank you. You would think it was the worst fucking vacation in my life, so. I would have rather went to Jamaica, to be honest.

[Podcast Host 1]

No, come on, you're being hyperbolic. No way.

[Advertiser]

Not at all. And not at all. You could. If you'll ask my wife and she'll even. She'll tell you.

[Podcast Host 1]

What I don't understand what you did. What is there to do at St. Thomas? What did you do?

[Advertiser]

So my wife tried to kill me. There's nothing to do. There's nothing to do in St. Thomas. What, what you're supposed to do there is you're supposed to pay a lot of money to say, stay on like an expensive resort. I think that's the move, because it's an island, so the beach is nice, but it's not an island that you want to travel and see the places on because there's nothing to see. It's fucking garbage. It's all like Winding hills. Yeah, you're. So Emily says you're supposed to sit and drink. You know how many drinks I had? 0.

[Podcast Host 1]

Did you really? You had 0? I was. I was gone for five days. I had six drinks throughout those five days because I also went to a place where you're supposed to sit and drink.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, I think I'm going to go raise a Go. You know what? We don't have enough GoFundMes out there for the Tower gang people.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's true.

[Advertiser]

I'm going to have a GoFundMe so that I can have a proper vacation because this was miserable. No, I didn't.

[Podcast Host 1]

Where would you go if you had the opportunity? Like, you got the money and, you know, everybody's cool with top making the decision to go. Where are you going?

[Advertiser]

You see, I'm a creature of habit. I would have went back to Aruba. What is it? Turn up. Turn your mic volume up, please. Of course, it's different this time because Stream updated. Hopefully that's better. We'll. We'll put it up here as well. Okay. I would have went to Aruba, but the problem is, like I said 10 years ago, we got our passport to go on our honeymoon. Where we went to Aruba. Great place. One of the best places in the world. Probably the ABC islands. Exactly. Purple kraut says the world. ABC Islands. They're dope. You know why? Because they're run by the Dutch. Netherland, Netherlands. By white.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, they're run by white people?

[Advertiser]

Yeah. This island is run by America and it's filled with black people. And it shows. It's. It's like slightly better than Jamaica, but, like, it's worse than Jamaica in a lot of different ways. Anyway, I would have went to Aruba, but we didn't have our passports. They expired. It would have taken a long time or it would have been very expensive to get them rushed through. So we just said, oh, here's another island. And it's running. You know, it's run by the United States. Can't be so bad, right?

[Podcast Host 1]

Wrong.

[Advertiser]

We go to fly out, get stuck in Miami for a full day. So. Right. Right off the bat, lose 25 of my trip.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, dude, that is. That's infuriating. Especially when, you know, you're looking at the. The price tag, how much you're spending on the trip, how much you're spending on flights, how much you're spending on, you know, car rentals, all this, and you lose 25% of that. You gotta burn that place to the ground.

[Advertiser]

Dealing with some fucking spic at American Airlines. I told her, I was like, this is. It's unacceptable. I've lost a quarter of my trip and I should be refunded. She says, well, because you're Postponed Less than 24 hours. It was like maybe an hour. Less than 24 hours. She's like, company policy says we don't have to really do anything. And I just said, fuck you. And she goes like this. And she takes her computer and she turns and she's like, good day, sir. And she, like, kicks me off the line. So I went, Spoke with. It was a whole thing. I ended up.

[Podcast Host 1]

Unbelievable. You said fuck you to the, to the airline.

[Advertiser]

I'm not. I'm usually, like, super nice to people like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In, you know, in real life. I'm like, I've been.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, I've been to restaurants with you where the restaurant was dropping the ball. We've hung out plenty of places. Always very cordial. Always very nice.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, that's. That. That top is done. I'm done. I'm.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, you left him in St. Thomas. That top is in St. Thomas somewhere.

[Advertiser]

That top. That top is in MCL right now. Where, like, when I. When I was leaving to the airport. I just don't give a anymore. I'm not saying, like, I'm not. I didn't tip anybody on my. In my. In my time at St. Thomas. I didn't fucking say thank you to anybody. I was just nasty. I was because.

[Podcast Host 1]

And you know what?

[Advertiser]

They deserved it.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah.

[Advertiser]

All these people deserve. It was. It was. It was a horrible experience, man. But I get to St. Thomas, we land, and my wife. Then I said, so where are we going? Because I'm stupid enough to let her book a trip again. And she goes, we're going to an Airbnb. And I was like, how are we getting there? Oh, I rented a car. And I was like, who's driving interesting? Is it? Oh, you're driving. Cool. I get in the car, it's a fucking beat up Corolla.

[Campaign Representative]

Nearly 90% of kids who vape say flavors are why they do it.

[Teen Advocate]

A lot of the flavors that I've heard are like peach, mango, watermelon. It makes it seem like more childlike and innocent. Oh, I tried this once. It won't be that much of a problem. But then eventually it becomes a problem.

[Campaign Representative]

It's time to restrict the sale of flavored tobacco products in Oregon and protect our kids from nicotine addiction. Urge lawmakers to pass Senate Bill 702, a take action at flavorshookoregonkids.org paid for by the Campaign for Tobacco Free Kids Action Fund.

[Advertiser]

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[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, my God, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, you're. You're the designated driver. I was being driven around by, you know, proper white people who were like, I met the captain of the ship. And so I had no problems. I was able to drink and hang out. That's. That's pretty whack.

[Advertiser]

It was the worst thing in the world, dude. And it's like. So I'm like driving on the wrong side of the road. I'm stressed the out because these people, you know, they're just dry. They're going to whipping around the island and it's like all mountains and shit. I'm like, I'm going to crash. And it's like, I've did it twice. You make a wrong. You make a turn and you end up on the wrong side of the road. You're in oncoming traffic. So I'm like, I'm not trying to die out here. It was just a horrible experience. But I want to hear about your shit. I'll tell you a little bit more about what happened.

[Podcast Host 1]

Well, so what I will say is I think you and I have this in common. I don't know if this was your situation in Aruba, but I find myself unable to relax and I find myself having a tremendous amount of anxiety when I'm on vacation. So I didn't actually get to relax in any real meaningful way. I was gone for five days. Was it five days? And. And the first two were. I was pretty angry. I felt bad because, you know, I'm there with my wife and my son. And the way this came about is my wife is looking up vacations as she often does, and she's asking me should we do this? Should we do that? Typically, my response is no, because I have a sort of famine mentality where I'm afraid to spend money because I've been dramatically poor for most of my life. And so I will continually say no. I realized that I had this habit, and so I said to her, baby, look, I know this is. Maybe I'm thinking too deep about it. God always has. You know, me and my wife, even if things go bad, we always seem to figure out a way and. And get back on our feet, and everything's good. So I go. That happens all the time. Look, even if the money is scary, book the vacation. Because if you leave it up to me, I never will. I will always look for a more not. Not responsible, but a better place for that money to go. So she books this thing, and we get to go. It's a horrible thing to do, by the way, for my psyche. I'm moving this week. We have Bohemian Grove that we are prepping for, and I am spending an incredible amount of money on this cruise. The whole thing is very stressful. So. But we do it, and we go through the whole rigmarole. We get on the ship pretty easily. And long story short, for the first two days, your options while you're there. This is. It is the. The nature of a cruise. By the way, I went on the Margaritaville. It departs from. From Tampa. It goes to Mexico.

[Advertiser]

I thought we were staying at Margaritaville. See, if we. So there's a Margaritaville resort that my wife was like, do you want to go here? Do you want to go there?

[Podcast Host 1]

And I said, I didn't know they had resorts.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, they have resorts. And I was like, yeah, do. Do the resort so that we can go on the resort and stay on the resort. I have no interest in meeting the people on this island. It's not a place I want to travel. And I don't know what happened, but she's like, we booked the Airbnb in the middle of nowhere. And I'm like, all right, no good.

[Podcast Host 1]

I mean, I'm. I'm on a. I saw somebody in the. In the chat say where they go. Stoney's says cruises sound horrible. Stuck on a boat with hundreds of strangers. Yes, very much the case. Emily says, what I do. We did bring Jack. He came along for the ride. Now, now, this is the nature of the game is consume, consume, consume, consume at all hours of the day. If you say, what are we going to do? It is either eat or drink. I'm not a big Drinker and I can't even eat because I'm in a competition with Cole for a bodybuilding. The whole thing was like, you know, those first few days I'm going. I don't know what the we're going to do. But of course my anxiety is heightened because I am in an, in an ocean of people at all times. You're on this cruise, like they said, hundreds of strangers, the vast majority of them morbidly obese and disgusting. Morbidly obese. These are people that are content with laying down, waking up, getting a drink, getting food, laying down, waking up like that is kind of the whole thing on repeat. The other thing that I discovered here is they do shows, you know, so they'll have live performances and there are tears to that live performance. Some of them are wonderful, genuinely wonderful. Right. Two of them that I, that I bore witness to were excellent. It was in a theater on the ship. There's a big stage and they're putting on a high production show. Some of the other ones were just people dancing in the lobbies. And I hate it. I hate it. I don't care for live music, I don't care for live performances. It's. It's got to be over the top for me to be entertained and even that. I'm still not, you know, in my element, but I can learn to enjoy it. But they had people performing and dancing. You would get an announcement, you'd be laying in your room and they'd go, at 12pm in the lobby, in the lobby, there's going to be a performance of this song or that song. Be sure to come down. What that means is that you get your ass up out of your little bedroom, you go all the way to the other side of the ship, and then you stand shoulder to shoulder because there's certainly no seating left. That was the name of the game the entire time, by the way. Top. No seating, no tables available, no space by the poolside, no space left to watch these shows. You just end up standing. And for what? It's, it's a couple of subpar performances, you know, by some people with a little guitar. Were you in the.

[Advertiser]

Were you waiting in line? Were you waiting in line?

[Podcast Host 1]

On vacation, dude, all I did was wait in line. That was kind of the thing was just waiting in line.

[Advertiser]

Crazy, dude, that would make me insane.

[Podcast Host 1]

I just want to say though, there was. The blacks were very well behaved. Surprising. And, and, and I think the reason being is number one, this isn't Carnival Cruise. Number two. The only music they played was Jimmy Buffett. And I think that black people find it incredibly hard to twerk to Jimmy Buffett, whose music, by the way, nearly.

[Campaign Representative]

90% of kids who vape say flavors are why they do it.

[Teen Advocate]

A lot of the flavors that I've heard are like peach, mango, watermelon. It makes it seem like more childlike and innocent. Oh, I tried this once. It won't be that much of a problem. But then eventually it becomes a problem.

[Campaign Representative]

It's time to restrict the sale of flavored tobacco products in Oregon and protect our kids from nicotine addiction. Urge lawmakers to pass. Pass Senate Bill 702A. Take action at flavorshookoreegonkids.org paid for by the Campaign for Tobacco Free Kids Action Fund.

[Advertiser]

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[Podcast Host 1]

It is bad music. I mean, Margaritaville is. Is know it's a catchy little tune, but the whole thing is. Is themed after Jimmy Buffett, who is the guy who sang Margaritaville. He's basically a white guy who surfs, likes Hawaiian shirts. Like, I have an affinity for him. I appreciate what he's done there because Jimmy Buffett is a guy who just figured out how to relax. I've not figured that out yet, but Jimmy Buffett figured out how to relax, and then he made a whole brand off of just chilling, drinking a drink that's, you know, filled with a ton of sugar and then falling asleep about it and then writing songs, you know, about that whole experience. And so I find that black people cannot. There's just. I don't know if it's. The rhythm is broken, but they can't figure out how to twerk to it. So they were all very well behaved.

[Advertiser]

Like a shot collar for black people.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, exactly. Jimmy Buffett is a shot collar for black people. They don't like it. They're not into it.

[Advertiser]

They start to gyrate. It's just like wasted away.

[Podcast Host 1]

He's like, kid, yeah, I can't twerk.

[Advertiser]

Individually my butt cheeks to this.

[Podcast Host 1]

You know what? The other thing that was weird, too, is the amount of. Of ass. Right? Like, everybody. Apparently thong bikinis are back in vogue and the cougars are out in force. I was. I was lightly. How would propositioned by old cougar swingers, which was nice.

[Advertiser]

What Happened.

[Podcast Host 1]

I was sitting in the hot tub. They were going to play a movie. And. And the. The movie screen on the. On the deck outside is right in front of the hot tub. So I said, man, if I could just get in that hot tub. And I know it's awkward because I don't like people, and there's strangers in this hot tub with me, but if I sit there long enough, they will feel awkward and they will leave. And that's not. Not at all what happened, actually. I sat in there, I established dominance. I spread out really wide. I put my arms out, I laid back, and I was having a good time for a little bit.

[Advertiser]

Starfish, Just legs like a starfish.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's what you have to do. You have to spread out. So they go, this is not good. I don't want to be here. And what ends up happening is, like, four cougars, and they're dusty old men. They hop in there with me, and then they proceed to have a very loud conversation about all the people that they tried to catch for swinging, you know, for. For their wives. You know what I mean? This is. This is the whole thing. So they're talking about it very loud, and it's basically like they're casting a line out. They're trying to fish for me. And so that was really. I also had an old lady when I was in the elevator. She comes up to me and she goes, your performance last night was incredible. And I go, what the Are you talking about?

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Thank you. I don't.

[Podcast Host 1]

No, I didn't say thank you. I said. I. I didn't. I didn't have a perform. I didn't do anything. L. I wasn't. I think you're mistaken. And she goes, no, no, no. In the lobby, right? Another lobby performance. You were dancing salsa. You were one of the performers, and you crushed it. And I said, ma' am, I'm simply not the salsa dancer. It's. It's not the case at all.

[Advertiser]

I.

[Podcast Host 1]

What I will say is that is insulting because the vast majority of the performance staff were malnourished Indonesian men. And somehow she saw that and then saw me in that. You know what I mean? Like, she looked at me in this elevator, and she was like, indonesian.

[Advertiser]

You look like the kid from Indiana Jones, man Data. Yeah, he's, like, kind of Asian, but you have this sort of look to, like, Indonesian. Like, I'm.

[Podcast Host 1]

I'm a ethnically ambiguous baby boy. And I understand that. But she was adamant. She wouldn't take the fact that I wasn't the guy Dancing salsa. She wouldn't listen to me. Yeah, Nancy says your people look alike. That's because half of your vision is restricted. Everything is just very blurry.

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66 of your vision.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, there you go. Short round. Damn, these people are good. Emily and Carmen said short round. That was his name from Indiana Jones.

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Yeah. Thank you.

[Podcast Host 1]

Thank you. So, I mean, I. I will say after those two days where it was pretty much that and I was a bad sport, man, I felt bad. I know my wife was. Was bummed out because she expected one thing, and then it just. It's just not my bag. Is that type of experience not a big drinker? Certainly not a partier. And so, you know, it begs the question, what is there for me? And we eventually did make our way to Mexico, which was a pleasant surprise. I found myself to be the tallest man in Mexico, which was very cool. It's very rare that I'm ever the tallest man anywhere. And. And we got to do some cool there. I ripped around a jet ski and I ripped around a jet Ski hard, dude. I don't know how much 84km is because I'm stupid, but that's how much I was doing on the ocean. And I'm catching air and smashing over and over again into the ocean. Feels like a car wreck. I didn't know that about jet skis and. And water, but it very much feels like a constant car accident. But it was a lot of fun. So I did have fun. Managed to do that. Do some inflatable obstacle courses with the boy. And I did manage to dismount off of this experience. Having a good time, but, man, hundreds of fat people. Hundreds of fat people. Wicked. The new Wicked was what I was waiting in that hot tub for with those cougars when they finally did leave.

[Advertiser]

I would have had a fucking blast on the cruise because I revel in the insanity. Like I like. I. I like to. I would be people watching. I'll be just laughing at people the entire time. It would have been a lot of fun for me. This vacation that I had was not fun.

[Podcast Host 1]

Well, there's nothing to do on the way you've described it. Doesn't sound like there's anything to do on that island.

[Advertiser]

There's nothing to do except for, like, go to different beaches and they're all the same, but you actually can't park at the beaches because there's like too many people on the island and nobody's figure out how to cut down trees or something to make spot. It's. It's fucking. But it's it's an island run by black people. What do you want me to say? But here's what happened. It's very interesting. So right off the bat, we land somebody that we knew gave us. I actually went in the chat, in the group chat, and I was like, is this good to smoke? They gave us thca. It's a little like a little thing of like a joint of thc.

[Podcast Host 1]

Thca?

[Advertiser]

Yeah, it's like. I don't know, it's like. It's like fake or fake weed or. Not fake.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, dude, you smoking spice out there?

[Advertiser]

No, that's what I said. Is that spice? It's not spice. It's. THCA is like the thc and it doesn't become active until you burn it. So I was like, oh, all right, this is cool. And I was like, where'd you get it from? And they're like, oh, we got it from this place called Elevates right up the road. So I was like, okay, cool, I'll go check this place out. This is the first thing it says.

[Podcast Host 1]

Thca, or Tetrahydro Cannabino. Cannabinolic acid is a cannabinoid found in raw and live cannabis plants. It's the acidic precursor to thc, the well known psychoactive compound in. So is it psychoactive when.

[Advertiser]

When.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, it says.

[Advertiser]

Dog.

[Podcast Host 1]

It says non psychoactive.

[Advertiser]

Well, apparently when you burn this. It does. It does activate into whatever. I didn't. Here's, here's, here's what happened. I got this and I was like, cool, thanks. Let's travel around. Let's see where we're at. So we go to where this place is because it's in like a small town. It's a town and all the roads are fucked up. Everything is disgusting. Everything is fucking. The roofs are torn off. All the houses have bars on the windows. I was like, where the fuck did you bring me? As we're driving this, I. I look at my wife again. I go, where did you bring me? Why do you keep bringing me to these places?

[Podcast Host 1]

What does she think of the dilapidated nature of this place?

[Advertiser]

She hated it. She was like, this place is fucking horrible. So I was like. I wasn't trying to be negative. I was just staying quiet. I'm driving. I'm pissed off because I'm driving through mountains in a treacherous terrain. I know I'm not going to be able to enjoy myself or relax until like in either. Until. Just basically until we're back at the Airbnb because I can't drink or Smoke anywhere out there, because then I have to drive back.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah.

[Advertiser]

And I'm like, I'm not going to do that. Even the slightest bit inebriated.

[Podcast Host 1]

Because I'm saying you didn't have any drinks out there, so you just fucking never.

[Advertiser]

Well, I had one. I had one drink. I had one drink after because there was a restaurant that was like, by the Airbnb that we, like, walk to. But I was like, what is your drink? I mean, even. It didn't matter. I don't even know. It's not enough to get drunk. It was just a drink and it was like a fudgeing. Expensive. Everything there is expensive. All the food expensive. All the foods. Sucks. They don't even have their own cuisine because it's just like a part of America. It's a part of America, but not really. So all the people are downtrodden, so they're like American blacks. But they also don't really care about their island. They have no island pride.

[Podcast Host 1]

At least have an accent.

[Advertiser]

They have. Yeah, I don't know from what I fucking know, but just a made up shit. Jamaica at least had an accent, you know Jamaica. Like, not just an accent, but they had a pride about their. Their country. Like, they're like, yeah, Jamaica's the best, man. I'm like, all right, that's cool. Like, you're in.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's not true, but it's cool.

[Advertiser]

It's not true, but I'm glad you think at least.

[Podcast Host 1]

At least I'm having this experience of being in a. In a foreign land and, you know, experiencing the culture, the culture which we love so much.

[Advertiser]

I was in America. I was in America, but with Hills, it sucked. So we go to this place, it's called Elevate, and I actually meet some interesting people there. And. But first I go in, and again, the guy has a bag of. He's got. Oh, I got these gummies. You should try these gummies. So I buy the gummies. And I was like, all right, cool, I can bring these back on the flight with me. I've done it before from New York. So I was like, all right, you know, I'm not going to eat all this here. So I buy these gummies and now I have this blunt from the same place. And then he's like, oh, check out this part of our store. And it's like it opens up to like a weird nightclub. And I walk in and I was like, smells like they're burning. All right. It's crazy shit. They're burning incense in here. They're playing what I can only describe as binaural beats. There's. There's a guy with, like, long dreads, and he's just, like, DJing. But no one's there because they're prepping for a party at 9, and they're like, go upstairs, check out our. Like, our new room. And I go up and it's like a glass. It's like glass windows, and on the walls, a mural of the moon. So. And then on the floor is, like, these, like. Like, big lounges that you could, like, lay on beanbags and shit. And I'm looking around, I'm like. And I was like, why is this. And he's like, oh, because, like, that's where I'm from. I'm like a moon child.

[Podcast Host 1]

You're.

[Advertiser]

Oh, for.

[Podcast Host 1]

Swear to God's sake. No, he didn't say. He's a mo. What is he, an indigo? He's an indigo child or whatever the.

[Advertiser]

This. When I told him, I said, I'm trying to have, like, a regular conversation with him. And I was like, oh, that. That's funny. And, like, alarms just going off. And now I have this. Like, I had bought this weed from this dude, and I'm just like, I don't want this. I decided right then and there I'm not even going to smoke this or eat any of this. So that's, like, all this money completely thrown out right off the bat, you know, you're not getting the money back. It was a cash transaction.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, yeah. No refunds. No refunds.

[Advertiser]

No. No refunds. So I'm looking at. He's like, yeah, dude, I had this commission because, like, I'm, like, on the moon, and I'm looking down on the earth and down on the floor. And then as I'm looking down, I look at the wall. There's a mural of Zeus and a phoenix flying from Zeus. And I'm just like. I was like, what's that mural about? And he was like, oh, yeah, dude. That's like. I don't even remember his name, but it was like. Like, these people are like. And then I look around more. There's like, an ankh. There's more, like, Egyptian symbolism. Then I look around. They're doing reiki healing. And I look around more. There's a yoga studio.

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[Podcast Host 1]

That's so gay. That's so gay and so annoying.

[Advertiser]

It's so annoying. And I'm just like. I'm just like, yeah, cool. And then he started talking about reincarnation. Then some other lady came in. The lady was very interesting, and she was. She called herself a light healer.

[Podcast Host 1]

Emily said Berkeley, California. Yeah, that's where he's from. That's what I was thinking as you're saying that. I'm like, he's from some fucking, like, high fluent, you know, rich place. He's got rich parents. He's a rich fucking white kid. And he doesn't want you to know.

[Advertiser]

That he was an Indian. He was a pajit looking dude.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, he was an Indian. Disgusting. Okay?

[Advertiser]

But honestly, they're all the same. So, yeah, I casually visited a pagan temple, accidentally bought weed, and, well, bought weed gummies from them. And then just basically, yeah, I found demons, but I did not ingest them. I would not like, thank God. I was asking. I was like, is this good to smoke? And they were like, oh, maybe Scott was telling me some lies. I'm like, scott's a liar. He's fucking believe. So he's a good life on it. He's a good liar. He almost got me. I'm fucking infested with demons. So I come out and I'm talking to this lady. She's actually Very nice. And I, I talked to her for like an hour and a half. I basically did a nephilim death squad interview. But it's a lot more fun when they don't understand where I'm coming from. Yeah, I can, I can hide my intentions and also I can hide what I know. So I'm just asking her questions, I'm leading her and you know, turns out she's got an autistic son. She's watched the telepathy tapes. I made her cry when I brought it up. I was talking about like all this work with these entities. Then she disclosed to me that she.

[Podcast Host 1]

Wait, she has, she, she, she has an autistic son? Is that what you said?

[Advertiser]

Her son was non verbal autistic for five years.

[Podcast Host 1]

Wow.

[Advertiser]

And she sent him to school and when he started to communicate, he told her that he would read the other kids minds and then let the teachers know what they needed. And she didn't believe him until the tapes came out.

[Podcast Host 1]

And I'm like, wow, that's crazy.

[Advertiser]

It is crazy. It's, it's funny how like I was telling my wife, I think that like, maybe if, I don't know if like you'd consider it a ministry. Maybe my ministry would be eventually to go and talk to these new age people because they're right there and I can talk to them. They're all, they're all fun like to talk to. We're talking about like, they weren't bad people. We're talking about all kinds of conspiracy. They're talking about politics. Obviously they're all left wing. They're all like, you know, anti capitalist shit. But I can talk to them on those lines. And they had no clue which angle I'm coming from because I know more than them. I'm just like, you know, guiding the conversation. But yeah, so she came out with that and then she got like really comfortable and she's like, you know, this thing's been happening to me. And she's like, I'm an artist. But like a couple of years ago, I don't know what's happened. I told her it's called autodidactic writing where she's like, I'm just like drawing and I'm like, just like meditating and focusing. And the artwork is great, but around the artwork is. I wish I had the pictures around the artwork is like ancient Enochian that she's showing me. And she's showing me a video of her drawing it. So it's like these great like mandala symbols and it Was like fantastic. The colors were great. I was like, really nice to look at. But the inscriptions inside of everything was what that guy was looking at when he, when he put the red light up and he was doing dmt. And I told her, have you seen this study? And she was like, no. I was like, you should look into that because these are the same letters that we saw when we were talking with cult of. Cult of Conspiracy. I didn't tell her it was like ancient Enochian or what?

[Podcast Host 1]

I think it's, it's called hierarchical numerics or something like that. And it's a, it's a mixture of like Greek and Egyptian that only the priest class would have been privy to and only they would have used. And you imagine that that much of the symbols and, and hieroglyphics and such that come from Greece and, and Egypt would have been probably like a watered down version of Enochian. You know, it kind of gets passed down and then little things, characters change here and there. So I think at its root it's all the same.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, yeah. So that's, I mean, I was. Again, I'm not gonna like, like throw it all on her, but I'm, I'm listening and I'm trying to get as much information from her as possible. So she's getting downloads from. She doesn't even know. And I'm like, what do you think?

[Podcast Host 1]

She never claimed. Did she ever say like, not a name or anything from, from the things that she's getting downloads from?

[Advertiser]

More like feelings. More feelings. But she's able to get like specific letters. Like she's like. I was like, when you see the letters before you draw them, she's like, no, they're very clear and if I mess it up, she knows if it's messed up. So she knows exactly what she's writing because this thing is telling her in some form or fashion, like looking through.

[Podcast Host 1]

This is the lady that has an autistic kid.

[Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

This is a very crazy combination. Right, because you imagine that if this child is engaging in any form of telepathy that he's coming across various influences in this astral realm or whatever. She's not putting them together.

[Advertiser]

She's not. She's not putting them together. And it's not my, it wasn't my job at that time. I got her phone number, but it's not my job at the time to like break her world like that. That this needs.

[Podcast Host 1]

No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Advertiser]

Slowly, but yeah, dude, it was like, you know, she, it seems like she went from having her kid vaccinated, understanding the vaccine, like, they're. They're very close to what we believe, except for, like, this one lie. Like, I. I got her to talk about organized religion a little bit, and that kind of like, set her off. And she was like, oh, you know, because of this and, you know, Jesus and all that. And I was like, I get what you're saying. I was like, yeah, yeah, I agree with her. I was like, you know, organized religion kind of is not great. And I understand why it pushed people. It pushes you away, but it pushed. It push. It pushes some people to that where she's at. Because she's finding a lot of answers where she's at.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's the thing is, like, these people are fun because they believe in a spiritual realm. So I could have a much. Even though we deviate so massive.

[Advertiser]

Believe in it. She's like, astral projecting into it. She's describing this stuff to me, so she's actually in it. She's doing this stuff actively. Yeah. I'm like, she's like, you know, you're not going to believe me, but I do this, I do that, I do this. I believe you. I know exactly what you. I was like, oh, that's cool. You know, I know what you're doing. But the more the conversation went, the more the people were like, buzzing around us. Like, there were other people in there that worked there. And then they started to, like, we were just holding shop there and they were like, who the fuck is this guy? And I'm just asked because I'm asking all the right questions and I'm just leading the conversation to exactly where I want it to go. And eventually I see them all talking and they kind of, like, suspicious. And then I brought up at the very end, I'm like, I am a Christian. I agree with everything you're saying. And like, like, not obviously not like, you know, some of the more heretical things. But I'm like, I agree with exactly what you're saying. I.

[Podcast Host 1]

Spiritual principles and the existence of these, you know, spiritual realms and such.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, we spoke about manifesting. She's like, oh, you're manifesting? I'm like, I guess so. You know, it's like there's a principle that is, you know, being used. But I was like, I find myself in these conversations a lot in places that I shouldn't. Like I'm on this shit island talking to you about the same thing right now.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's interesting.

[Advertiser]

But it was funny because once I brought up Jesus Christ People in the room almost flinched. Like, the people around me. It was crazy. And I sort of knew it was going to happen, but I brought it. Like, I just. I dropped it in. I forgot exactly what context, but it was hard. It was hard. I told him, you know, I believe in all the context that you believe in. I just think that there's. There is a higher power. It's. I don't. Wouldn't call it source. I call it God. And the way to get through that right here is through Jesus Christ. Yeah. And it was like boom on the table and. And everyone was like. Like fluttered. It was. I felt like I was in a nightclub at. At During Blade. And I just.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, yeah.

[Advertiser]

And everyone was like, what? And then at that. At that moment, I was like, I'm throwing these gummies out. Can't. Can't smoke this. Because I don't know what was going on in this place. Like, we entered through a different spot, you know, and then they showed us this back room I had. I thought this was just like a hemp store or something like that, you know, or like a.

[Podcast Host 1]

No, you went into a place that I'm sure doesn't have necessarily a rhyme or reason, but it's like. It's filled with spiritual energy.

[Advertiser]

Everybody we spoke to in there, old, like, broken people. Like some white lady from North Carolina. And her life, she just described it. She. She just told us exactly how her life went sideways. And then she found the new age. And I'm like, yep. And now you're here. And another guy, same. The other guy didn't even want to tell us where he was from, because I'm like, God only know your went sideways as well. And you were presented some sort of answers. You know, this love, light, peace. And it's like, what you're doing, they're dabbling in reality. It's very interesting, but it's. It's just.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's so common, though, isn't it? Like, I mean, I kind of went through something like that myself. I never practiced any of those principles, but I was in my younger years much more willing to look at, you know, gnostic ideas, occult ideas, whatever, like, all this esoteric shit. And then I finally was able to come around and be like, oh, yeah, you know, these things do exist, but you're looking at the wrong side. What is ginsatious? Yep. As soon as you start mentioning Jesus, they flinch and, you know they're full of demons. Yeah, I had. I had an interesting conversation.

[Advertiser]

They don't call them demons. Like, they don't no, they don't.

[Podcast Host 1]

Because they're retarded.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, but I mean, they've never really been presented this other, this, this side that, that we're presenting because, like, you know, regular Christianity would just call them demons. Like, you guys are full of demons. I was like, there's a way to tell somebody that they've been lied to, that, well, what they've been told is true, but who they've been told by is not exact. They're not exactly, you know, so in.

[Podcast Host 1]

In our, in our research, it, you know, I. I do.

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[Podcast Host 1]

Think that that concept of the dead nephilim being what we would describe as demonstration is.

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Jen. Jen, do you think God will reimburse my trip? Oh, that'd be nice if I was there. At least something just for that.

[Podcast Host 1]

At least 25%.

[Advertiser]

20. At least 25. Actually, the 25% that I missed was the best part of the trip.

[Podcast Host 1]

Was it sitting in the fucking. In Miami?

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Oh, yeah, because it was a nice hotel.

[Podcast Host 1]

So. So I did have a bit of an encounter myself, which was fascinating. I'm sitting on the bus coming back from Mexico. They're taking us back to the cruise ship. And a guy comes over, sits next to me. He's like a heavyset bald dude, white dude. And he's joking around a little bit. You know, there's like some light banter going back and forth. And he starts talking about, yeah, he comes out of nowhere and he's like, would you believe that I'm 60 years old and the dude's got, like, significantly less wrinkles than me? I'm a very wrinkly man.

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Putting piss on his face.

[Podcast Host 1]

No, he wasn't putting piss on his face. I did recommend that, but he. He said it was a mixture of castor oil and something else. I forgot what it was that he's putting on nightly. And to his credit, you know, his, he did not look 60 years old. He looked like he could be late 40s or something like that. And so we're talking, we're talking and we're chopping it up and it's just a bunch of silly conversation and, and then he gestures to my son and he goes, it was weird. He knew that he was 10. My, my son's birthday just passed. He's now 10 years old. And this dude knew that he was 10. And I go, that was a good call, man. How'd you know that? And he goes, well, I am a, a pastor and I deal with children a lot. And I, I just know a 10 year old. Like I know, you know, how tall they're supposed to be. And dad and I go, oh, that's fascinating. So we start talking about that.

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And I'm a pastor too. I'm a bit of a pastor myself.

[Podcast Host 1]

So, you know, we end up getting into this conversation. He's asking me if I believe in Christ. I'm like, absolutely. So we go back and forth and, you know, we're having a conversation. I'm not exposing him to anything that he doesn't already know. But what was fascinating is as we're having this conversation, which he, he was with me as we got off the bus. We walked all the way. You know, it's, it's a good trek back to the, the cruise ship and we're just, you know, shooting and people are stopping and listening to our conversation. But somebody actually turned around and stopped us and said, it's so refreshing to hear what you're saying, you know, And I could imagine that that could just well be that we were on the Margaritaville cruise and everything is debaucherous. Everybody's face, you know, everything is exposed tits and, and thong bikinis and all this. And I think that that's what they found fascinating about it. But this guy was a cool dude. I mean, he had many kids of his own, but he adopted six children just to take care of, you know, and, and help them out. And, you know, he seemed like a guy that was really. He's talking about how involved he is with charity and things of this nature. But it was interesting the way that it came about because he like gravitated towards me for, for some inexplicable reason and just leaned in and started talking to me and we hit it off right away. So I do Think that. I don't know, like, I was looking at it. Even my wife felt that way. She was like, I feel like we were supposed to talk to him. She said that she thinks he's going to come into play again in the future. And, and who knows? You know, life is weird like that. But that's the kind of, that I enjoy doing, is having conversations like that. I, I can't turn that off. It's very hard for me to go to a place and sit down and engage in like empty kind of nonsense, you know, I, I found that throughout the whole trip, I actually don't know how to relax. I know how to take a nap. I'm a good napper. But even in my own house, when I don't have anything to do, I'm up and walking around, My wife will be like, why don't you come sit next to me? Let's relax. I'm like, I can't sit down. I gotta pace around. I gotta walk around. I can't. I. I don't know how to relax. I think it'll actually end up being probably the death of me is my own psychology. Winds up the anxiety thing so tightly that I think I'm in a constant state of anxiety. And I have no idea.

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Let me tell you, let me tell you guys, because that actually brings up my next point here, what I actually did on vacation. Because I didn't have fun, I didn't relax. I, I fucking worked for you guys. Here we go. When I show you, I got fucking like 20 something new designs.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, that's a great shirt. Cole's got a shirt that's a banger.

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Yeah. I don't know what color I'm going to make it, but everything's interchangeable. We got our Springfield Animal Control. They're eating. The dogs are eating. You know what you should do, do.

[Podcast Host 1]

For the, the dog one? Just put a little razor, like a, like a, you know, plastic razor on the ground. It's like an Easter egg, you know?

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Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. This one's dope.

[Podcast Host 1]

This is like a. Oh, that's really cool.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, the Nephilim Death Squad one, I love that. David versus Goliath. It's not gonna chip it. These are all ideas that I've had for a long time. Never had the time to execute. But on the plane, on the ride over on, when I didn't feel like acting like I was in St Thomas, I was just doing this. Top Lops's dog. Man, all this stuff is gonna drop Soon. Yeah. This is a banger. This is a lot of fun to do this one here.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's. That's so excellent. They don't understand the things I say on Twitter. Incredible. Incredible. I know we're not going to talk about it because you guys are going to talk about it on Tower Gang. And that's kind of the point of what we're doing here is top. And I just had all these crazy experiences. There's not going to be space on Tower Gang because it's. It's the Toad show, baby.

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All the. All the profits will go directly to Toad. So I don't know, about $30 a profit. We've. We've already sold a bunch. I mean, it's crazy to people. Somebody in Cuba brought one. Somebody in Japan brought one.

[Podcast Host 1]

Cool.

[Advertiser]

It's. It's great. Yeah. When I get a notification and I look and it's just like the. The address is in a different language. I'm like, what? The address is just symbols. Like, these guys love toad, so I hope they go and support them. This is the Fear Not World Tour. That's the front.

[Podcast Host 1]

This might be my favorite one, though. Fear Not World tour is a banger.

[Advertiser]

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[Podcast Host 1]

That's so cool. Like, it actually works as this cool little thing because it shows you the scriptures where you're gonna find that. I love that.

[Advertiser]

Yeah. Well, that's a sum of them. There are more I just. I couldn't fit it. Couldn't fit them. Can't find them. They're all over the place. This is David's female skull.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, yes. Yes. Yeah.

[Advertiser]

On the back it says, in the same font, it says, gay, Jew, fed, shill, gay, love you, fed. Something like that. I don't know. Mr. Popo's torture chamber banger shirt.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's so stupid.

[Advertiser]

Yeah. I don't know why. I think this was inspired by the episode with Brian of Demon Races.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

[Advertiser]

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[Podcast Host 1]

That's a great one. That's so good. Like, it's just. It's. Nothing needs to be added or removed from that. It's perfect.

[Advertiser]

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[Podcast Host 1]

No idea.

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I don't know. This one here is my fatigue shirt. It's just that that down syndrome dude that's doing.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's who it is, right? It's the down syndrome. Parkour dude.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, yeah. It's just fatigue. He's just tired of it. I get it. Original timeline, gangster. The Mandela effect. He's from Earth. C132. This is what I was doing on vacation. I can't relax. I work.

[Podcast Host 1]

I knew you couldn't relax. I. When I. When I. You know, when I knew you were going on vacation, I'm like, he's gonna be just like me, but a few degrees worse than. Than me. A few degrees worse because you actually have a skill set that you can execute while you're out there. I couldn't do anything but pace around and. And eat.

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[Podcast Host 1]

Just talk to them.

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[Podcast Host 1]

Dude, I want to go to some place with, like, beautiful. I would love to go to Utah, actually. Utah seems really cool. So we could find the hill and we could wait there for the autist to show up.

[Advertiser]

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[Podcast Host 1]

Little seasoners, baby. That's great.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, Banger shirt. I can't wait to wear this. This one's gonna match with my Olympic sevens. Hell, yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

And the Ouija board. Yes. So we.

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I was supposed to make this about a year ago.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Advertiser]

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[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, the toad shirt's gonna outsell it, but this one's classic, probably.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, this is a cool one. I like. I like this one. It's like Mein Kampf. The Minecamp font.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, yeah, yeah. The.

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[Podcast Host 1]

Portal Potty Rentals is a banger, especially if you're renting out to, like, events like Joshua Tree.

[Advertiser]

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[Podcast Host 1]

I love that one.

[Advertiser]

This one was fun. I did this one.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, that's fun. That's very funny.

[Advertiser]

Did he farm fresh eggs, this one?

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah.

[Advertiser]

Cannot. I'm not selling this to anybody. I'm gonna set it. You have to be in Florida. If you're not in Florida, I'm not shipping it to you. You.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, dude, that's. I love that exclusive. You don't get this one.

[Advertiser]

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[Podcast Host 1]

Do you have the. Oh, that's a banger. Do you have the. Scott is asking for the Biden one and that. Honestly, the Biden one was great.

[Advertiser]

Did you.

[Podcast Host 1]

Did you wrap that one up in here?

[Advertiser]

This one? Yeah. This one here is dope, too. That one is David as a egg.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's all in the egg. I love that one. That's so cool.

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[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, my God.

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Dude.

[Podcast Host 1]

What a fucking banger.

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Crazy. Absolutely insane. My wife is like, what are you drawing there? What are you doing? Said, mind your business.

[Podcast Host 1]

Paying the bills. That's what I'm doing. Paying the bills. This is how we do it. Big bank business, baby.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, yeah. Those all drop soon. I've been busy at work, beating up on people, trying to survive this island. And drawing, man, having a lot of fun.

[Podcast Host 1]

Did you have. Let me ask you, was there. What was the redeeming aspects? Because I don't want it to be a. A on somebody at the top of the show. Said, we're about to listen to them on the thing that they decided to do. Which is fair. It's fair.

[Advertiser]

True.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's true. Was there any redeeming qualities for your.

[Advertiser]

You know, in your experience? I will say that the sun exposure was insane. We went there and it was, like, overcast both days. I was like, it. I'm going to the beach anyway. And I went. Took my shirt off, laid in the sun. I mean, clouds over us, and I still got burned.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah.

[Advertiser]

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[Podcast Host 1]

Well, that's what's really hard about it, is it's like you're going and doing these things, and especially, like, for, you know, for example, the cruise. Most of what you're gonna do, especially when you bring a child, is he wants to go to the pool. He wants to go and hang in the pool. He wants to go in the hot tub. And there's only so much, like, by the second day, you've already had a pretty dangerous amount of sun exposure. I don't wear sunscreen because Johnson and Johnson got popped for their sunscreen, giving people cancer. And I'm like, yeah, of course. Of course that's what they're doing. They're telling you to slab this on yourself, and then you're getting. You're getting cancer from it. So I don't wear sunscreen at all. And so I have to kind of play the game safe. I can only get so much. But by day two, I've still got three days left or whatever it is, and I'm already fucked up to the point where I probably shouldn't be. So I'm in the pool with. With my shirt over my head, like. Like I'm Muslim. And all you see is just my head sticking out of the water because I'll submerge my whole body so it doesn't get barbecued. It's a hard thing to do for that. That long is to. To suddenly be exposed to that much sunburn.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, that's a. This was day one. I went out there. We were like. I was like, I'm a day late. I'm gonna try to get a tan. I laid out there for maybe two hours in an overcast sky. Got burned. It's crazy. And then.

[Podcast Host 1]

I can't believe you just laid there for two hours. You thought that the. The.

[Advertiser]

The.

[Podcast Host 1]

The clouds were going to protect you.

[Advertiser]

You thought you saw it.

[Podcast Host 1]

Not the case, bro. Not the case. Yeah. Yeah. Jack got burnt up pretty good, too. Cindy got burnt up pretty good. And. And I got. Probably the worst of it, but I still. I managed to escape with that. You know why? Because every vacation has these perils. And the perils are you're either gonna get sick, and that's something you got to watch out for. You're gonna get sunburn, and you're gonna get sun poisoning, and that's gonna up your whole trip, or you're gonna sustain an Injury. And I'm happy to say that the only injury I sustained was stubbing the out of my toe to the extent that it ended up bleeding. But other than that, I played because I've been on, on not. I wouldn't call them vacations, but I've been out doing stuff, having a good time, maybe staying there one or two days. And then I, I cut my foot on something. I get sunburned to the point where the next day I've got like chills and I'm under a blanket and, and you know, all this crazy.

[Advertiser]

It was me. The next day I was like, there you go, dude.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, very hard to avoid.

[Advertiser]

Yeah. So was there a good part of vacation? So no. The day after I got sunburned, my wife booked a charter. It was like a barge. We had to drive our car, back it up and everything there is very tight. If you don't know how to drive, don't go to this place. I'm a professional driver, I will say that right up front. I have drove, you know, semi trucks professionally for close to 10 years. This was difficult driving. It's because it's all on the other side of the road. We got on this barge, we drive across to St. John's St. John's another trash island. I thought it was like you hear it in rap songs. You hear about it, it's supposed to be really nice. It's garbage. The roads are trash. Everything's like uphill, winding. We went, we went to like six beaches on St. John. Couldn't park at one of them. We ended up driving. I just drove around there for three hours. I paid 60 something dollars to get over there. Drove around, couldn't park, drove back and to get back. Everything is retarded.

[Podcast Host 1]

Dude, you must have been fuming.

[Advertiser]

I was, I, I didn't.

[Podcast Host 1]

Just livid.

[Advertiser]

I didn't even say anything. I was just like. She, my wife was quiet. She knew. And I was like, I don't even know why we, why we came here. And he's like, oh, to go to the beaches. I was like, I am like, I'm burned. Why do I need to even go to this beach? Any beach looks the same. They all look like. You could see mountains in the side. They have the same water. That's what I will say. Nice water.

[Podcast Host 1]

I was surprised to find the same thing. Looking into the ocean. After we got pretty far away from Florida's coast, the water turns like, like, like a, like a real blue that. I don't know, I just didn't expect that and also, no trash in the Gulf. No trash in the Gulf. There was no. I kind of expected, like, you know, you're gonna see floating trash because it's the Gulf of America, by the way. That was the case when I was leaving from Florida. I went and looked at Google Maps to see how far out into the ocean we were before I lost signal. And I was pleasantly surprised to find that we were in the Gulf of America. No trash in the Gulf of America. And crystal clear blue water. Very beautiful. But, you know, there's only so much of it that you can take before you get barbecued.

[Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Podcast Host 1]

You say, Top doesn't go on vacation. He just signs up for humiliation rituals. Yeah. You want to talk about humiliation rituals? They were trying to. So my wife is like, oh, they're having a sexiest man competition. And she's like, you should sign up for the sexiest man competition. I'm like, baby, that's nice. I'm five seven. I'm five seven. I'm not the sexiest man on the boat. Not gonna do that. Later on, we see the Sexiest man competition, and I see four dudes who are unbelievably uncomfortable with a Filipino emcee, and she's telling them to take off their shirts, and now they have to go and grind on four old ladies who are sat in chairs, and they have to do that in front of everybody. And I'm like. And I'm looking at these dudes, and they're fucking scared.

[Advertiser]

They're mortified hearing it every. Like, I don't even understand how this shit is entertainment. It's just. I look at it and I go, what are you guys doing? What is. What are we doing as people? Is this fun to you? It's not fun, no. Does anyone in the chat find this fun?

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, maybe. I was. I was thinking how funny it would be, because when she told me I should do it, I. I was like, well, if I did do it, I would then post it and say, like, there's my humiliation ritual. And that's just for all the people that are spiraling and they think that we're, you know, part of the Florida Illuminati and, like that. But they were. Those poor guys were like, yeah, Boomer entertainment. Boomer entertainment is the name of the game, baby. That's it. It's Boomer entertainment. It's drinking as much as you can, and then it's. It's eating as much as you can. Well, the best part, or one of the best parts for me, though, because I did have a lot of fun. Like I said, the jet Ski was unbelievable. I love that. And then I, I smoked a lot of cigars, so I got to lounge and enjoy my cigar and that's where my drinks came in. I had five cigars, smoked them all. So I had five to six drinks, you know, as companions for them. So that was cool. But otherwise, man, it's just, it's. I don't know, it's, it's gross.

[Advertiser]

It's gross everywhere, man. I'm happy you had a good time. This is not, it was not a good time at all for me. But actually the best time that I had on this island and you weren't able to take part of it is we were just basically acting as a PR team for Toad. And I know it seems like weird and disingenuous, but it's like use of.

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[Advertiser]

We were on the last Tower Gang. If you guys are fans of Tower Gang. Toad was worried he was going to get fired. And we were like, you're not going to get fired. Like, we've all gone viral a bunch of times. I used to work for the state. I've gone viral at the time as well. And I'm like, it'll blow over in a couple of days. And he's like, no, no, they're, they're having closed door meetings about me.

[Podcast Host 1]

And I thought he was just spiraling.

[Advertiser]

And like being paranoid, honestly, like, calm down, Toad. And then on Friday, this actually happened on Friday. Well, so you know, we told you guys on Monday because, well, I'll tell you, I'll tell you a second. But it happened on Friday. He just goes, they called me into a zoom meeting. They fired me. And we're like, oh, now, like, not that I'm responsible. But, like, there. Number one, there's opportunity. Number two, I feel bad because, yeah, I don't. I don't think he deserved to get fired, actually.

[Podcast Host 1]

No, dude, he's been working there for 10 years.

[Advertiser]

Here's the thing. He didn't. He didn't. Nobody deserves to get fired for. For this. For this specific thing. It was because when he did get fired, it wasn't really a surprise. So, like, there's people out there, like, there's, you know, like the merches who are like, oh, look at this guy. Yeah, you got fired, you think?

[Podcast Host 1]

And let me tell you real quick, I knew that Mersh was going to be the guy to say something about it because he's so uppity about, like, this. This grifting idea. You say a racial slur, you launch a GoFundMe. But what I. What I'll say is that I. I don't look at this as a. He's a. He's a programmer. Toad can get a job, right? He can get a job. He's got a skill set that is very valuable. What this was to me, and I thought this was very obvious to everybody, was, yo, this culture has been compelling you to not use certain words or not talk about certain narratives, whatever the case may be. And the way they're compelling you is by threatening your livelihood. We have an opportunity not to cry, not to cry. Poor Toad. But to stand up, kick his fucking shoes off, and say, fuck you.

[Advertiser]

And it's crazy, too. Like, his entire body of work for five, six years, we had Dicky in the chat, in our. Our private Twitter chat, posting some old videos of Tower Gang. I don't know if you scrolled up and saw some of those. Nick Ashley. We had, like, Josh Smith on the show. This is like, when I first went on, it was beautiful to see because we were out there doing the same thing. It's never stopped. We've never taken a break. As a matter of fact, we've probably only gotten worse. So he's not out here grifting like, this is real shit. We really believe this. And the reason why we do what we do, Mersh, is because we're not a bunch of fucking pussies, all right? We go out there and we have real jobs and we say real. And if, you know, if he got. If he got punished for it, this is exactly what we're saying. We're not trying, like. We're not trying to say, like, oh, go out there and get fired. Like, yeah, yeah, make this A.

[Podcast Host 1]

And nobody's acting surprised either. That's a, that's a thing that people are saying is like, oh, you said, how Hitler nigga? And then you got fired and now you're acting surprised. It's like, that's not about the surprise. Are you not fucking tired of this? Are you not tired of this culture for, for the last decade? Do you not find it refreshing that somebody, especially somebody like Toad, who is, you know, I'm not even trying to dunk on him. I know he's get really funny with Toad, but it's like he's small. He's. He's all up in the game. There's something, you know, wrong with him. It makes him beautiful, honestly, in my opinion. But this dude, this little man, this little bald 40 year old virgin has the nuts to step up and say, you. And that's not appealing to you. Like, after everything that we've gone through and everything we've railed against in the culture for the last decade, this isn't appealing to you. I. That is so gay to me.

[Advertiser]

I can't even remember this guy's name. A comedian. He has like a corn fed pod. Is this corn fed something podcast? He's a New York City comedian. He follows me. I don't follow him. He does a show that's kind of like Tower gang but not funny. And just another person that's like, like, oh, you know, look at, look, look at me. I'm so edgy. I said this online and I got fired. Like, yeah, like, what did you think? You're a comedian. It's your job to be doing this. You're. You're supposed to be crossing the line. You're not. You're playing it safe because in. You're in New York City. You need to get that next booking, you faggot. You're like, honestly, like, again, I don't really even hate this dude. Yeah. Dalton Pruitt. Thank you, Carsten. Dalton Pruitt. It's your job as a comedian to cross the line and to say the thing that is true or the thing that is going to get you in trouble. You're not doing that. That's why nobody cares what you do, dog. That's why toad has like 20,000 followers and you don't. That's why, that's why, that's why we are funnier than you. I'm not even funnier than this guy. Dalton Pruitt is. He's a funny motherfucker, but you can't tell the truth. It's not my fault. We're just out here saying it as we see it, and we're brave enough to do that. And. And. And it's just funny. Like, we're brave enough to do it. And you're. You're. You're such a coward that you'll, like. I mean, just be a coward. Don't say anything. Just see it and be a fucking.

[Podcast Host 1]

Coward and don't say shit.

[Advertiser]

Don't say shit. Keep going. As a matter of fact, you should like the initial reaction. Mursh Dalton. Fucking anybody else who claims to be in this space that is supposed to be doing something, your initial reaction should be to put your head down. You should be ashamed of yourself. You should have been doing that. Yeah, that should have been you. But it's not. It's somebody.

[Podcast Host 1]

Honestly, for the other people.

[Advertiser]

Designer.

[Podcast Host 1]

If we're talking about comedians and their reactions, you drop the ball. You should be ashamed. This is your job and Toad's doing it. But as. As for the regular person, this should be easy. This should be a layup. You should look at that and go, ha. That's funny. Damn, dude lost his job. Here's a couple bucks. Or here's a retweet. That's it. Because it's not about like, Toad is. Is. Is doing fine. He's well off. This is. This is. The left will mobilize. They'll put aside their differences. They'll put aside their muse.

[Advertiser]

People have messaged me and said, man, agree with this, but I can't. I just can't be a part of it because.

[Podcast Host 1]

Embarrassing. I had the same shit happen to me when I went viral. 18 million people. My DMs were filled with people who are like, I know what you said is true, and you know, me and my family are praying for you, but no public support. And it's like, I. Honestly, in those positions, I kind of. I'm tempted to be like, fuck you. I don't want your support. Don't DM me if you're not going to say it in public, get the fuck away.

[Advertiser]

You're so scared. You agree? You understand what this is? You understand that there's a huge problem. And, like, listen, no matter what you think, like, again, I agree. Was it crazy? Like, did he know he could lose his job when he posted it? Probably. When it went viral. Probably. But it still needed to be said, man. It's like, it's something that's so obvious in the culture, and it should be taken up by the people who are supposed to push back on the culture and I guess now. And not.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's not only.

[Advertiser]

But it's like when they see it. When you see this happening, you're. You're so much. You're such a coward. You won't even like it. Like, Twitter doesn't even show what you like. You won't even press the like button.

[Podcast Host 1]

Fucking.

[Advertiser]

And that can't even be true. It's wild.

[Podcast Host 1]

But that's the thing. This is not. They're treating this like. Like, even if you're treating this like a Griff.

[Advertiser]

Like.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh. Because that video is fucking very funny. And it's beautiful, right? The one with. With the Clint you showed me earlier. But.

[Advertiser]

Oh, yeah, the. The.

[Podcast Host 1]

The thing about him is.

[Advertiser]

Tower Gang tonight. Watch it. Yes.

[Podcast Host 1]

Dude, honestly, the video that you put tune into Tower Gang tonight, because the video that Top showed me before, this is one of the funniest things ever. I was screaming, laughing. It was so funny. But Tower Gang has been consistently doing this. This isn't a grift. It's just the spotlight hit him. This happens every night on Tower Gang. What the.

[Advertiser]

For. For years.

[Podcast Host 1]

For years, you guys have been some of the few people who aren't afraid to say all of this that they threatened to take your livelihood away for.

[Advertiser]

But no. You know who's out there, though? And. And again, I don't want to, like, throw. We'll. We'll be on Tim Tinfoil Hat later, but.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, yeah, later today, guys, we'll be. I don't know if it's gonna be live, but we'll be on at like.

[Advertiser]

6Pm But Tom Segura, though, you know, he's super brave. He's out there. A great comedic mind. I will give him that. He's out there saying the bravest shit. You know, he's saying that Garth Brooks is a murderer and he's crossing all kinds of lines. He's not. You're funded by Netflix and all you're doing is spreading debauchery. Dude, like, every. Every single one of these skits is ended or inserted with. Oh, and then I'm sucking dick in a VR machine. Oh, look at me. I'm getting in the ass. Oh, look at me. I got a real huge dick. I gotta cut it. I was like, yeah, so it's all just like dick jokes. Like, that's like. That's what you're doing. You're a comedian. Your job is to tell the truth. You can't. And you can't even do that. It's fucking pathetic.

[Podcast Host 1]

The people that do the things that.

[Advertiser]

Are shit pathetic, dog.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's. You're. Those are things you're allowed to say.

[Advertiser]

You know what I mean?

[Podcast Host 1]

You're like, you're very much allowed to. And I engage in this constantly. You're. Nobody clutches pearls when you are self demeaning in a gay way. Like, that's.

[Advertiser]

As a matter of fact, it ties right into Pride month. Like, Netflix would love to pay for this. They love having this shit out in the culture, this debaucherous garbage. And then people watch it and they go, oh, this is edgy. This is not edgy. You didn't say anything. You weren't allowed to say that.

[Podcast Host 1]

You just saying.

[Advertiser]

I just saw this and I go, ugh. Like even. And I'm like. I'm like, I don't know. I consider myself a guy that enjoys dirty jokes. This. These jokes. I was like, this is just like crude.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah.

[Advertiser]

It's like. It takes away from a lot of your smart premises, a lot of the funny premises that like could have either even went funnier, you know, and it just turned it like he had a bit about. It was a midget talking about him saying. And then there was a black midget on a plane with the other midget. And they're asking him to say like, what they can say. And then it turns into. They're like, sir, we need somebody in the cockpit. He goes to the cockpit and it's. It's actually kind of funny. He's like, oh, like where the pilots. And the pilots are like on the floor and they're in a 69 position, both guys, and they're dead. And it's funny. But I'm like, but do you see? I was like, all right. So like, if you didn't play that card every fucking clip, every bit that you did for six episodes, this would have been funny. But instead it's just. I don't know, like, what is.

[Podcast Host 1]

It doesn't even feel like it's. It's. It doesn't even feel so much like it's comedy at this point because it's not intellectually dense to say on stream. It's. It's this const. But really what it is is this thing that's in the back of my mind. And I. I assume it's in the back of Tower Gang's mind as well, to a degree. Which is. You're not gonna tell me what I can and can't say. That's it. That's it. That's the heart of it. It's been the heart of it for all of this time that we've existed in cancel culture. It just brings me back to my original point, which is, like, why isn't this fun for people with a little bit of, like, not righteousness. That's the wrong word to use here, but it's an opportunity to push back. Because what I was going to say before is that the left will mobilize. They'll put their differences aside.

[Advertiser]

Oh, from YouTube. Anyway, like, right after the stream, we're not big enough where they're. They're monitoring us, our live feed. But afterward.

[Podcast Host 1]

Well, they were one time when I did timeline cleansing, but I think I showed murder. Thanks, Nancy. So. So the left will mobilize, and they will. And I'm not even saying we're on the right. I'm just saying the left will mobilize and they will put their differences aside and they will mob a and dump all their time and resources into ruining that person's life. And if that kind of a machine, that kind of a monster isn't worth standing up against, I don't know what the. To tell you. It's the exact reason why the right gets its ass chewed constantly by the left is because there. There's, like, infighting and bickering, and the left has that, too. Right.

[Advertiser]

Because you know what, David, hold on one sec. This is right, guys, on YouTube, there's about 80 of you, 88 of you. Oh, hey, welcome. Click the link, go to Rumble. Watch the rest of the show there. It's not worth it. These. These guys are gonna probably take us off anyway. So. Yeah, go there and watch the rest of the show. We're not gonna go behind a paywall today. This will go up and be on audio everywhere. Yeah, as a matter of fact. Not. I don't know. We'll figure it out, but it'll. It'll be up in some form of fashion. So go there. Go check it out. We'll see you later.

[Podcast Host 1]

By YouTube channel.

[Advertiser]

By YouTube.

[Podcast Host 1]

All right, so. So I'm. I'm trying to do, like, a thought experiment, right? Because it's like, okay, the left engages in cancel culture, and they have these words that you're not supposed to say. So it stands to reason that what would be refreshing is if somebody stood up on the world stage and they said, how Hitler? Right. And. But of course, that person is going to experience ramifications, right? If it was easy, everybody would do it. It's not easy. Toad has been riddled with anxiety throughout this entire thing, rightfully so. It's it's new territory. It's a strange place to be. And like I said, if it was easy, everybody would do it. So you expect there to be some consequences. If a hero stood up on stage and he grabbed a microphone on CNN and he said, never, and everyone went, you know, round of applause, round of applause. You would expect that person to experience some ramifications. Then when they come out and tell you, hey, they me up. They made me lose my job. Let's do something about it. All of a sudden, now it's that.

[Advertiser]

Person, my kids from me.

[Podcast Host 1]

You're grifting you, you know, oh, you didn't know you were gonna lose your job. It's like, what do you hate more now? Do you hate the dude who's telling you that he lost his job, or do you hate the people who fucking indiscriminately glom on to someone's account, dox them, find their employer, and have them lose their livelihood after working there for 10 fucking years? And yes, we expected to some degree that that was going to happen, but who the fuck do you hate more?

[Advertiser]

Yeah, like, what side are you? Like, you're picking a side. And right. Right now, I guess the side that Mersh has decided to pick is the same side that the Misfit Patriot is on, which is really no fucking big surprise and I think hilarious. It's kind of hilarious. It's like just, you know, par for the course. Oh, wait, we had a $2 super chat that said nice. Thank you, man. It was nice whenever you said that, that name. So, yeah, that's like, that's. It's part of it. It's like, all right, you're agreeing with Misfit Patriot for whatever reason, for maybe you're just out of material again and you decided to stir up some shit. But I, I, like, I had enough. Like, you could attack me. You could attack my, My reputation, which you've done a number of times. And I didn't air out your. Because I went to your co host and I was like, listen, I'm in business with you guys. I make you money. I work with, and I work for you guys in some certain aspects. This is what happened. And he's like, well, here, we'll, We'll. We'll lay the whole thing out in a second. But I'll, I'll tell you my, My main gripe with what he did with Toad. My reputation can handle what you're doing. Toad is. Has a much smaller reputation. He's also vulnerable right now. He's also A dude that we joke around about being.

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[Podcast Host 2]

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[Advertiser]

Made to travel suicidal. But I'm legitimately worried about Toad. Like, I've been calling him every day because this is hard to navigate.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah.

[Advertiser]

You know, in a sense, we all ask for this when you go online and you post anything you're posting so that most, the most amount of people will see what you said. Yeah. And to be honest, like, you know, Cole's been fired from a job for saying something that wasn't even that crazy. He just said, like, walk it off when he was. He was making a joke. He got doxed and fired from his previous job. This was years ago. So you can be doxed and fired and whatever for a number of reasons. And it's, it's, it's fucked up. And I understand the mental toll it takes on people. So I'm, you know, I'm. I'm calling Toad. We're trying to help him out. We're trying to support him when this shit happened. We took the weekend to formulate a plan because he's going to need help. In the meantime, I don't think he's going to be able to get any gainful employment in Massachusetts where he's at. He still has a. You know, he's got a lot of stuff going on. And so this is somebody that you've met in real life, you know, this is somebody that you have performed with someone that you've been on their show a few times. And it's like, not only did you say, like, oh, Toad's stupid. Yeah, toad's stupid. Like, did he deserve to get fired again? Deserve is a weird word, but, like, he, he should expect it to get fired when you, when you post that stuff, like, when you, when you're playing.

[Podcast Host 1]

That game and deserved are two different things.

[Advertiser]

Sure. Yeah. It's like, well, what do you think? You think that he should be fired? Are you that much of a coward? What are you doing here? I thought you were, like, against this kind of cancel call. I guess not. Maybe you're a, you know, cross eyed.

[Podcast Host 1]

Says on his own show all the time. That's the thing that I don't understand about this. It's like he did the exact same thing you do all the time, but he went viral and he had a regular job and he didn't fucking cry. He said, hey, here's an opportunity to push back.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, we're going to push back. We're going. We're. We're not. We're not apologizing. We're doubling down and we're moving forward in the same direction. We need a little bit of help in the meantime. And also, it's like, hey, if, like, you can give money to this, this Shiloh Hendricks, who. I don't know. It's like, it's. It's way more egregious what she did. You called a kid a nigger. And. And again, I. Who cares? He probably was, but it's like this guy is doing comedy, he's doing entertainment. He took something that is like a hip hop song, transformed it into a ukulele cover that is very original. I can't even, I can't even remember the, the song for, for Kanye. Like, I remember how Toad sings it. And then because of Toad, it's been Toad and Foundering. They both cover. Like, I think Foundering did it first, but he only did a piano cover. He didn't sing to it, which is like, he should have because he's a singer. But yes, it's. This is a crazy thing to do. Okay, and now it goes that, like, you're making content. Do you have balls? Do you have balls enough to do that? Or are the things that are off limits? Mersch? Well, I guess this is off limit. It's not that it's off limits. You could say nigger, but you just be careful about it. Just be careful. You're a coward. You're a coward.

[Podcast Host 1]

No, you know what it is? You're allowed to say nigger, and then you're allowed to lose your job for it. But when it happens, you'd better lay down and shut the fuck up about it.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, you don't want to see his competition succeed.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's what it feels like.

[Advertiser]

It's not competition. Like, so, all right, we're going to. We're going to.

[Podcast Host 1]

Well, he perceives it that way.

[Advertiser]

Well, I, I Didn't. But I guess I still don't see it that way. We'll lay it out this way. So you didn't just call him stupid, but then you attacked his fundraiser. Why? I don't know. But it's not the first time that you've attacked how people make money, how they feed. I know you don't have kids. I know you got a bunch of cats. I know you're probably going to kill yourself soon. But we do. We have families. We've got mortgages. We've got shit to take care of. So when you attack our money, it's offensive to us. We don't like it. And you've already attacked my money once before. Who knows, maybe more times. So this is what happened. I invited you and Royce on. Actually, let's back up even further. Let's back up even further than that. I met you guys. I like Royce. Great dude. I invited you to be on Merch Engine, which is. It was a big site for Gas Digital. We hosted Legion of Skanks. Part of the problem. A lot of, like, big comedians, Ari Shafir, Michael Malice was on there big time business. I allowed you to put your name next to those people. Royce deserves it. You don't. They actually weren't too crazy about me doing that. I got in a little bit of trouble, and I fought, and I got that done for you. You're welcome. What happens next? Next I onboard you onto my website, toplobster.com I continue to make designs for you. Your best selling design is one that I drew for you for free, and it still sells. It sold yesterday, but I. I'm taking it off the website. And it's funny too, because he's talking shit. He's like, oh, you said he's gonna take it off. You're gonna. I have no association, but my shit's still up there. It's like, well, I spoke with your partner, and I'm not just gonna take your merch down. I'm gonna let you guys find a new distributor because I'm not a piece of shit. So Royce is kind of sad about this. He'll find a new distributor, and then we'll cut ties. So for now, if you want some ROTC shit, go ahead and buy it. I don't give a. Very happy to, you know, part ways. I will still be hosting Royce's merch and still be doing his because, you know, I enjoy working with him. So that happened. You're on toplopsa.com. i had the opportunity to pick Up Owen Benjamin, who's a friend of mine, been a friend for a while. He asked me to come on my merch site. I said, absolutely. We're about to sign a contract. He calls me and he says, you know, some of the guys I work with see that you have this show on your site. I think I told you about this, David. Yeah. And it's not a good look, because these guys have been shitty to me. And by these guys, he means you, Mersh. I want nothing to do with them. I'm really sorry. And then I helped him. I walked him through how to open up his own website. I was like, all right. You know, that sucks. Lost a bunch of money. I mean, lost a ton of money. This is like Owen Benjamin, so. Lost a ton of money. Lost. I don't even know how to explain what I lost because it's. It's gone. But, yeah, being associated with that type of comedy is exactly what I've been after my entire time doing this. And it was weird because it was like a position at the time where I felt like Owen was testing me a little bit and seeing what I did, like. But I wasn't going to drop you guys. I'm not going to. It's just not in me. I know about cancel culture. Here we are. And I'm not. I wasn't going to cancel you guys to pick somebody else for money. So it is what it is. I didn't do that. I said, you know, good luck, Owen. This sucks. Wish I would have fucking been able to design. I mean, just not even the money side. Just to be able to design for his ideas would have been fucking fun. So much fun. That's the only reason I do it. That's. That's the reason why I picked. Because I enjoy Revenge of the Sess. I think they're very funny.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, they are very fucking funny.

[Advertiser]

Yeah. So to design for their ideas, like. Like your shit with the egg, it's a lot of fun. When I have the time to do it, it's a lot of fun. And at the time, I was just mainly a designer, so that. That's gone. I never brought that up, never threw it in their face, because it's disingenuous. It was something. It was just business.

[Podcast Host 1]

And, yeah, it wouldn't have been right to throw it in their face. It's just, you know, you're going to come across these hard decisions when you fucking own a business and when you're dealing with these personalities.

[Advertiser]

All right, so what do I do next? Royce reaches out to me, says, look at this funny bit they did about Owen Benjamin. And I was like, what was the deal with him? Like, what, are you guys beefing with him or something? Like, oh, yeah, we had beef, but we, like, you know, we don't want to have beef anymore. And I was like, I get it. He's like, yeah, look at this bit. It's funny. So I was like, all right, I took the bit. I sent it to Owen. I was like, these guys, you know, they're looking. It looks like they're looking to, you know, re. Re. You know, rebuild a bridge or something like that.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, bury a hatchet.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, bury a hatchet. And I was like, oh, that's cool. I was like, yeah, you should talk with them. He's like, do you think I should? And I said, you know what? I like this guy. I think you should talk with them. The next day, I'm connecting them. He's on their show again. Royce. I have DMs from Royce saying, I don't know what the fuck you did, but we're having Owen back on our show. Oh. And on our show for the first time. Thank you so much. Yada, yada. So, again, you're welcome.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah.

[Advertiser]

These are the things that I've done for you, okay? I've been a net positive for you, period. You've done nothing for me. So we'll continue. I invited you to Bohemian Grove. I told you it was bare bones. Everybody knew it was bare bones. We did it in a weird, shitty club. Shout out to Alex. He's building a new club, 500 seater. So we're going to be doing stuff there. But this is, like, this is important.

[Podcast Host 1]

This is important. You have to. Because when we extended the invites to people, it was very much in the context of like, hey, we are trying to build something. There is no money in this. We are not making money. And the response, as I understand it, was like, Royce is going, we're already here locally. It's not that far. We'd love to come and hang. We understand. And, yeah, then, by the way, they get up, they perform. It's a good performance. It's fun.

[Advertiser]

Here's what people really enjoy. Messages. My messages to Royce. And I'm not going to read anything, like, too crazy or private. But I said, I feel bad. The event wasn't as. I wanted to sell it out even more. Like, we had some spaces to, like, maybe 20 more spots to sell. We didn't sell it, but that's fine. I said I wanted to, and we didn't really even turn a profit. After we paid everything, we paid out the club. We do all this stuff. I mean, between the merch and all the stuff, I was very close to losing money. I made, like, $300 on the ship.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, but. But you still, like, you still lost, like, $200 in the cloak, so really, you didn't fucking. You made whatever.

[Advertiser]

But that stuff, like, the VIP stuff for this year, I don't care about. It's all. It's like, break even almost.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, but. But that's the point of it is to say, like, we. We built some relationships. We called in some favors to throw this event, and people were happy to come out and hang because they were either local, they liked the idea of what we were doing, but everybody understood that there was no money in this, and if you can't make it, then that's totally fine.

[Advertiser]

You know, here's what I said. I said, if you guys wanted to get paid, we could have discussed money before and I would have budgeted for it. But the agreement was always like, yo, this is bare bones. You guys are local. If you want to come down and hang out, that would be fucking amazing. I love your work. Obviously, we're already. I'm already making you guys money.

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[Podcast Host 2]

You were made to have strong opinions about sand. We were made to help you and your friends find a place on the beach with a pool and a marina and a waterfall and a soaking tub. Expedia made to travel in in a.

[Advertiser]

Bunch of different ways. And Roy says, dude, I don't care about the money. Just so you know, I'm perfectly fine. Fine. Hadn't even thought of it. And you know what sucks? I would do it again for free. Yeah, but then he did that.

[Podcast Host 1]

By the way, I just want to draw attention to this. Chaney's in the chat. She said loyalty is bigger than royalties. Chaney was there. Juan was there. Thomas was there. Nobody got paid. We didn't have anything to pay anybody. This was all under the context of, like, this is cool. I like what you guys are doing, and we like you. We have relationships with these people. Let's hang, and let's try to do something.

[Advertiser]

I got. I have DMS from Mer saying that he had a blast the day after.

[Podcast Host 1]

He was on his show, because after the event was over, I went to go see, because everybody's a content creator. I checked out Chaney's show. She bought all her homies. She said nothing but positive things about it. I checked out Thomas's show. I checked out Juan's show. I checked out Revenge of the Cysts. I even checked out Day Wave and Nightwave. They loved it.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, listen, we did the best we could with what we had. And, you know, and I'm grateful for everyone that was a part of it because. Because they did that, we were able to do this next one. And because of the success, like, it was, like. I consider it a small success because it was very stressful, very hard to do, especially afterward with the bullshit that this dude pulled. We're able to do a second one in an actual theater with, like, two. Not just one big name. Two big names. It's.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's.

[Advertiser]

It's crazy. So that happened. I went to. I went to Royce Royce originally, because I'm like. I was like, what the is this guy talking about? Like, I thought we agreed. And I was like, it's just very strange, but let's pull.

[Podcast Host 1]

Because he didn't. He didn't even. This was. So the event was in October, and everything was, like, golden for two months, and then all of a sudden, January. This guy comes out of the woodwork, by the way. This guy comes out of the woodwork after he drags the event on his show to multiple people. He doesn't come to us and say, hey, there should be a discussion.

[Advertiser]

Keep in mind, I am in a business relationship with this guy. I pay them every month or every month and a half whenever the payouts reach a certain limit. So it's not like I'm some guy that is stiffing him on money. I am doing business with them, selling their shirts, paying him, doing designs for him. He's getting. He's getting PayPal statements from me monthly or every month and a half. Okay, keep this in mind, because now is the point. Now. Now is the point where I'm gonna stiff him when he comes and does something that we agreed was. I thought he was helping me out.

[Podcast Host 1]

I want people to pay attention to the way that you respond, too, because here we go. You know, they're. They're accustomed to one Top, but Business Top is different.

[Advertiser]

No, Business Top is very. This is why I'm not. I haven't been on Legion of Skanks, because when I deal with Louis, it's Business Top. He doesn't see me being funny or sassy or whatever the fuck you want to call me. He sees me doing a job, and I'm doing it as well as I can, to the point where, again, like I said, I don't mean to brag. He's offered me to buy into his company, and I decided not to. Thank God I didn't, because I feel like there's a lot more with what I'm doing now. I wouldn't have been doing Nephilim Death Squad to the level that I'm at, and I wouldn't be trying to do as much with Top Lopsa, which I own completely. But that's like. You know, if you're ever in a business and you get an opportunity like that, you gotta weigh. It's like. It's. It's not that it's like a bad thing, but it's like, if I risk reward, there's a lot of reward, but my time would be this. And there's so much. Only so much upside. So whatever. I just. Like, I. I did. I did this thing. I'm happy.

[Podcast Host 1]

Let me just explain this for bad luck, boys. Is. Is Mer. So Mer looks like he doesn't have a big account on. On. On Twitter. That's not because Mer isn't successful and because he's not good, it's because his accounts get terminated. So he. You know, he has. He loses one. He has to rebuild it. This is one that he was using for a while. So. And I really want people to pay attention to how this goes, because I. I think it's. It's so. It's so damning. But go ahead, Go ahead.

[Advertiser]

So he says, what was the pay for Bohemian Grove? I don't think we ever got this.

[Podcast Host 1]

Two months after the event.

[Advertiser]

Two months after the event. This is also, like, weeks into him talking shit about us, which I'm like, I'm not even gonna address this. I don't know what the. This guy. I'm getting wind of it. Like, here, can I.

[Podcast Host 1]

Let me read. Weeks of him talking shit on his shows. And he has a huge reach. He's a. He's a great content creator. He's very funny. He's got a lot of influence. So this now Gets out to potential, I don't know, relationships that we might have in the future. He's already decided to open that can.

[Advertiser]

Up, so here we go. I said, yeah, the only person paid was Leonardo. Because I already. I'm like, I already know what he's coming with. Because now I've heard this, like, for fucking weeks. I'm getting whispers of this guy saying the shit. Oh, okay, that kind of sucks. And then he waits. I said, yeah, I barely even broke even doing the event. It'll grow, though. So he goes, yeah, I get that. Sad, but let's see the next one. I get that. That's sad, but I was asked to show up to do a thing on my day off. I showed up extra early like a faggot. And this is another thing is, like, this event was so thrown together that it started an hour late. This is how, like, this is.

[Podcast Host 1]

This is genuinely, like, not like, our fault, but, like, yes, Mersh was there early and I did. I felt terrible about that. And he made a lot of jokes about that. He was very light hearted. They gave him weed while he was there.

[Advertiser]

You know, you, like, everyone was there chilling, hanging out, and, yeah, you were there having a good time. Just chill.

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[Podcast Host 2]

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[Advertiser]

And the chunky anti semi. Somebody tag Leonardo Gioni in this because she's blowing up and I'm sure they're gonna want. Yes. You know what? Don't do that, because this is. This affects Royce again. But whatever this is. Mersh speaking. The chunky anti Semite that is making waves got paid and I didn't. Dick Masterson, who's a faggot, paid me. Call from what are these podcasts paid me. I like Carl and I didn't get paid for the other gig because all the money was. Went to some chick who says funny shit about the Jews. That fucking sucks, dude. Just saying this is at four in the morning.

[Podcast Host 1]

And I'm just like, yeah, yeah, four in the morning. He's drunk and he's spiraling. And once again, I have to reiterate this was. We asked on the, on the, on the, on the. The premise of there is no money in this. If you could make it, that would be cool. But if not, we understand, right?

[Advertiser]

And it's very clear. It's like, you can call me a liar about this, but please go and check Royce's Twitter because he's been. He's been seeing this for. Since January. He's embarrassed by this shit. He's seeing it come up again now. I had another conversation with him recently where I said, I can't host you guys on my side anymore. And he's like, I understand. And it breaks my heart because I love Royce. I love doing work with him. But Royce is not saying that. So it's.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. Why is Royce not saying it?

[Advertiser]

It's weird. I don't know. Because I pay them. I, I pay, I pay Revenge of the cis, they have their own llc. I pay Day Wave, I pay Nightwave. I pay his other fucking cat person thing on PayPal. And it's like there's a. There's like a consistent stream of business going between all of us and communication. So I don't know what happened, but.

[Podcast Host 1]

Apparently it's an interesting question.

[Advertiser]

You guys both showed up to our.

[Podcast Host 1]

Event and you both performed, but Royce isn't saying any of this. In fact, Royce is doing nothing but glowing endorsements. Had a good time.

[Advertiser]

He'll be there next for the next show next month. Go to Bohemian Girl brogrove.com Royce will be there probably Saturday. That's a comedy section. But let's read the. We'll go to the next one. So this fucking sucks, dude. Just saying. I was like, I get. Okay, you're upset. And what's happening with Mersh is he's probably in gambling debt, definitely in tax debt.

[Podcast Host 1]

So definitely shit faced.

[Advertiser]

Probably. Listen, he's a mess. I like Mersh. I think he's funny, but fuck you, nigga. So here's what this is. What I say, then he. Then he escalates because it's still four in the morning. I'm sleeping. I didn't show up to your show thinking we were all absorbing the financial burden. I showed up and did my job. And dick paid Carl paid And you gave all the money to a chick who bombed because she has more clout on social media. Leonardo, Gioni didn't bomb. It was actually she didn't bomb. She fucking crushed random bombed. This sucks. And I can't promise I won't let everyone know how much this sucks. If Bohemian Grove 2 happens, it's Bohemian Grove 3. Two days, one portal. Expect to pay me three times.

[Podcast Host 1]

Now, wait, wait, wait, pause. I want to say right there where he goes, I can't promise I won't let everyone know how much this sucks. You already fucking did, you alcoholic piece of shit.

[Advertiser]

You've been talking shit. You've been talking shit about me for weeks before you even sent this message. Number one. Number two, you're coming here and. Yeah, I said you were begging for money. This looks like begging for money for me. This looks like, number one, you tried to beg and then I told you, you know, no one really got paid. Then you tried to extort me. And I'm not going to be extorted. But here's what I said next. So I said, right, so how much do you want, dude? And no.

[Podcast Host 1]

No fluff, no insults, no accusations. Ignored all of the. And just said, how much do you want?

[Advertiser]

And there you go. There's no amount of money in the world to make up for we. Everybody except our queen, Leonarda. Again, somebody tagged Leonardo in this because I'm sure she'd want to do business with them after. And again, I'm sorry, because Revenge of the Cyst is a fun show, but it's like, dude, this is on you, Mersh. Have you guys seen her takes on the Jews? I want Not a penny. I just need to know whether or not I'd show up to another gig. I'm not a free opener for female. Let's read the next one is what he said. Yeah, here we go. I'm not an opener for female. Is this here? Yeah. Female hack comics who, if they were men, would be doing open mics. I didn't need money. And I, you know, I disagree with that as well. I think that Leonarda would be. If she embraced, like, the left wing side of things, she would have blown up faster and larger. But she's blowing up right now. She's. And her Twitter following shows that. And it's not just from being anti Semitic. She's fucking funny. She's quick, she's. She's pretty. She's got it all going on. And I.

[Podcast Host 1]

She's got the personality for it.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, I'm glad we got her on this Bohemian Grove, because I feel like in a year, we can't afford her. And, yeah, I'm excited to see her grow. But also, Tower Gang did find her. Yeah, we didn't. I mean, we found her off of fucking. She was on kill, Tony. We immediately reached out. We had her on. So go to the Rumble and check out that episode, because it was a banger. Like, that was, like, a couple years ago.

[Podcast Host 1]

That was early. Yeah.

[Advertiser]

I didn't need money. I wanted money. You need money. But instead, I found out where we stand compared to your race grifting Queen. Like, I told Royce, if you guys would have wanted to get paid, we would have negotiated before, and I would have found out something reasonable to pay you guys if we could have afforded it. And honestly, I probably would have paid them out of my pocket because I thought that the performance that they did was fucking hilarious.

[Podcast Host 1]

It was great.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, it was great. But there was not. No one ever mentioned it to me, so I thought you guys were doing it. You know, whatever. I found out where we were stand compared to Race Green Queen. If anything, after finding this out, I owe you money. Yeah, you do. For a number of reasons, but not because of this. You fucking owe me. So let's keep reading.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's such a funny thing, too. Like the way he fucking. Don't even go on. I just want to say this real quick. This is a guy who we had a good rapport with. We left on a high note. Everything was cool. Two months later, he fucking spirals. He talks a bunch of shit. And despite how well you treat him in this exchange, he throws this shit in your face. Like he's literally spiraling and freaking the fuck out. And all you said was right. How much do you want?

[Advertiser]

Right?

[Podcast Host 1]

What the fuck? Because last I knew, you liked it. Last I knew, you said you had a great time. Last I knew, you said Bohemian Grove was great. And if you think that that's not fucking true, go back and find the dates on Daywave, on Nightwave, and on ROTC right after Bohemian Grove last October. Go back and find it, and you will find on his show that it was nothing but glowing endorsements. He talked a little bit of shit because it was a little bit clunky and understandable.

[Advertiser]

What's the name of his fucking page? I don't even remember.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's like gooning on Rumble.

[Advertiser]

No, no. The Bad Luck Boys. Because I'm just. I'll just do this. So let's see. Bad luck. There we go. Okay, so I'm still following Them, we'll go ahead and unfollow, and we'll look at the dm. So you guys know what?

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, there's no fucking editing and shit.

[Advertiser]

Like, there's no editing. All right, so, yeah, I'll scroll up to here. It'll grow, though. I appreciate it. I. We sent him the. We sent him a drive. Somebody had an issue with something like that. Here we go. Dude, last night was wild. This was after. Yeah, I know. Yeah, it was fun. Here we go. Let's go down. Let's go down. All right, so how much do you want? There's no amount of money, yada, yada, after this, I'm like, I just went to Royce, and I was like, royce, I can't be in business with you guys. Like, I can't be selling and be associated with somebody who's trying to tear me down. Like, you understand that, right? And Royce was like. He's like, I'm sorry, man. Like, you know, he does this shit is like, there's nothing I could really do. I was like, I'm not blaming you, and. But look at.

[Podcast Host 1]

Like, look at that.

[Advertiser]

This is a guy who's asking Royce. I was asking him. I was like, please ask him how much money he wants, because I want to pay him and be done with this guy. And then I just want to get. Get away from it. And Royce was like, just, you know, I was like, sorry, man. He's drinking. Just don't do that. And I was like, all right, you know, like, okay, I'll let it go. I respect the out. I really do respect the out of Royce. Like, one of the people I've been listening to for a long time, one of the funniest people in broadcasting. It's like, I was like, all right, cool, man. And I don't want to cut ties with you guys. I. I. Whatever. So I just said, you know what? Just fucking chalk it up to whatever it is.

[Podcast Host 1]

But look, look, look. Look at this. He does all this, right? And would you have been justified if you got on your show and talk shit? Would you have been justified if you hopped on the timeline and started talking shit?

[Advertiser]

Ask the chat. Have you heard this before? Is this all. Is this old news to you guys?

[Podcast Host 1]

No, no, this isn't. Not. Not to this degree. I mean, a little bit. We talked about a little bit, because.

[Advertiser]

I would do timeline times, and people would. I went on Tower Gang, and I said, yeah, I didn't pay Mer, and I wouldn't pay him again. Yeah, I'm. I'm no I wouldn't go and air this out, but if you want to air it out, we'll air it out. And that's exactly what I'm doing now. So whatever. Let's.

[Podcast Host 1]

You would have been justified in doing those things. And you said. Still didn't. You didn't fire back at him. You didn't take to the timeline.

[Advertiser]

I don't like doing this right now, but it's not gay.

[Podcast Host 1]

It sucks, but it's like, if you're going to keep doing this all over the place, and you've got people that are screaming on. On Twitter right now, show the DMs. Top's a fucking liar. He's not showing the DMs. Like, I. You're a piece of. You're a terrible person, but you're not a. You're not a liar when it comes to these things.

[Advertiser]

Here you go. And this is. Sorry, look at this. I don't know how to use Twitter. This is Mercury help stray cats. That's him. I'm sure if you click on this, you'll see his face. Here's his cats. There's his night wave radio. Retweeting himself. This is him. This is not somebody else. And he must have forgotten that he d. I don't. I don't know what. Whatever. I talked to Royce again, and I say, you know, like, all right, then just let it be like, it is what it is. I don't hate Mersh. He just has, like, you got to tell him. He's got to stop. You can't attack. If you attack me, you make fun of me, that's fine. But don't attack my money. Don't. And don't attack, like, Toad's money. You fucking. Come on, dude. It's like, we're all in this business. We're all doing, like, we're all in this together. We're all in this specific kind of business, and it's very hard to make money doing this. It's like, It's a fickle thing. If you stop. If you go on vacation for a couple of days, people think. They forget you exist. You stop making money. It's like, dude, this is, like, nearly.

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[Advertiser]

Don't do that. Especially when you're in business with somebody. It's fucking wild. So a day later or so, I guess Royce talks to him. He comes back. This is what he says, and this is the. This is the guy who's been talking all this shit to me. So here we go. I want to apologize for how I handled that shit. I've had a pretty fucked up year or so. I know I won't go into details, but it's. Frankly, it's not been great. It's not been a great run.

[Podcast Host 1]

The slump continues.

[Advertiser]

Yeah. I'm not making any excuses as I shouldn't have taken shit out on you. I just hopefully. I'm just hopefully providing context. I know you're a good dude, and you didn't deserve to get the brunt of the shit I am feeling that was built up so long before I decided to take it out on you. I would like to legit ask for your forgiveness. I don't think this was legit. I think you did this because Daddy told you to. Mersch. And I think you do it again. But I'm not interested in making Royce bend over backwards again for something he could just. You guys could find new fucking T shirt providers. I'm sorry, man. You didn't deserve any of the shit I threw your way. It was just bottled up and went in the wrong direction when it. When I came out, I hope we can be cool going forward. And I said, it's all love, man. This never happened as far as I'm concerned.

[Podcast Host 1]

And that was it. That was the last fucking interaction. So that's it when he says, I hope we can be cool going forward. The lie detector test determined that was a lie because you didn't fucking come at him or anything. And here we go, months later, and he's doing it again. And it makes me wonder, are you. I mean, I. Look, I'm not trying to make fun of the guy because he's an alcoholic. I know he's actually sober. He's been sober for a number of days. And that's fucking great, and I love to hear that, but I can't. I can't figure out how he got here. I think the dude literally has demons. Like, there's got to be things that are fucking whispering to him to burn the bridges and destroy the relationships he needs, because that. What you just showed is the last interaction until we get here, which is the Twitter drama that's taking place for no good fucking reason.

[Advertiser]

I've paid him a couple of times since then. Not. Not a word spoken to him. I talk with Royce often. You know, I mean, you know, occasionally, we. We still talk, but, yeah, that's what happened here. It's just very, like. It's kind of retarded. It's kind of retarded.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's so gay.

[Advertiser]

Like, it's so gay to even talk about. This is shit that, like, he does on his show. And now you've made my show this show. But I've got to, like, we have a platform, and there's a. What? I know there's. There's a couple hundred people watching, so that's cool. So that leaves, you guys know. But I'm sure you didn't even know who the fuck Marsh was before this. But that. That's what happened. This is what. This is what it was. So I don't know. I don't really know what to say about it.

[Podcast Host 1]

Well, no, I mean, the reason we did this is because the interaction that you left off with on. On X was, hey, I've got these dms, and if this keeps going, I'm gonna post it. And then what happens is because it's not your priority because you're living a life, because you're doing.

[Advertiser]

And you're not trying to go island. Trying to.

[Podcast Host 1]

Right, because you're on island. You're not trying to take a time out and post all these things. But because of that, then all of a sudden, his fan base starts swelling up and saying, you're a liar. A liar. And that's one thing people say, a bunch of dumb shit. Who gives a fuck? Where are the DMs? You're a liar.

[Advertiser]

But then, Mersh the trash. Yeah, the truth. The truth is, though, is like, I know the people who watch his show are probably, like, I don't know, in the same boat as him. That's why you'd watch content like that. So nothing I could say or do online on Twitter, the DMs I post would. None of it would matter. You. They read it and see it the way they'd like to see it any which way.

[Podcast Host 1]

And it's very gay to have to post DMs. I was telling you that I wanted to see you do it because to me, it was just. I'm just watching my homie get accused of shit. It's like, you could accuse him of a lot of things. You can't accuse him of lying, especially in this instance. This is bullshit. And what. What annoyed me is I know you have the DMs, and I'm watching these fucking people say this. And then Mersh is also retweeting it, and he's calling you a liar because he's too much of a fucking alcoholic to remember that he said these things.

[Advertiser]

I don't. I don't know what's going on.

[Podcast Host 1]

That's really crazy, dude. I'm like, do you not have your DMs? Don't you have the message go in the messages, dog. Look before you speak. And instead, he just goes, he's a liar. He called you a liar and a pussy. And it's like, dude, you're so cordial with it.

[Advertiser]

Disorienting. Like. Like, it is.

[Podcast Host 1]

It's weird.

[Advertiser]

I'm like, wait, what the fuck? Like, I'm. I thought back. I was like, did that not happen? Like, I felt like. Like, maybe it didn't happen because.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, the way you're so confident.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, the way you're so confident. I'm like, are you sure that that does it? And then again, I read it. I send it to you guys. I was like, what do you think about this? Is like, am I misreading this? Did I misread it at the time? Did I misread all this shit? Like, no, I don't. I don't think I did. I think that you're just fucking. I don't know what's wrong with you, dude. I hope you get some help, but we're done. And that's really. That's really the fact of the matter. It's like, it's a shame because he's.

[Podcast Host 1]

Fucking funny and he's talented, and I love rotc, is a great show. And I think he's. He's going to fudgeing die soon. It is what it is. Look, there is something. Obviously, there's something wrong with Merchant. It's. And it's a. It's a bummer if you're. If you're suffering from alcoholism to that.

[Advertiser]

Degree is what is right with Mersh, you know?

[Podcast Host 1]

Yes. It's what makes him unique. It's what Makes him very funny. He's a very funny guy. Genuinely funny and. But, you know, you're talking about a dude who's in his 40s, who's single, who has no children, who has a severe drinking problem and a gambling problem. And his job. Gambling problem. And his job is to just attack other creators. I think what he did is he just said, slipped into this fucking autopilot. I think he slips into that autopilot when he's suffering in one way or another.

[Advertiser]

I forgot to mention that I also told them about how to make money with their audio feed. Did I say that? They make them.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. No, you didn't say that.

[Advertiser]

I didn't say that. Yeah. I also helped. I also helped them out with that.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, so you've. You've helped him a bunch.

[Advertiser]

A net positive for you, like monetarily a net positive. It's wild. How much of a net positive. How much of a net negative you've been to me. Yeah, Literally a cancer.

[Podcast Host 1]

And that other too. Like, I'm sorry, dude, that is gay. Like, we didn't air Leonardo's set because, you know, comedians don't often like that happening. She crushed. She crushed. Anybody who was there at Bohemian Grove said that. We got no negative feedback about it. I thought it was hilarious. So to wrap yourself up in this, in this narrative and then to start attacking like, like, what the. Did Leonardo have to do with any of this? It's so strange to, to, to, you know, reel her into it. But it's that autopilot he goes on. All he knows how to do is drink, gamble, pet cats, and attack creators. That's it. That's it. That's all he knows how to do. And it's. He's really good at those things. But sometimes when you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail Leonardo didn't do. She doesn't even think about merch or anything. You know what I mean? Like, this is just out here crushing and this guy's just hating. There's something to be said about that. You know, I'm not above occasionally looking over to another content creator and dunking on him. You know, we do that. We'll talk about, like, Rogan or. Or Ian Carroll is a fun one, but I think they're. There's something when that's your main focus, that's a bad place to be because outside of comedy, we would call that hating. You're hating. And when you're hating on other that are more successful than you, it's because there's something Wrong with you. That's what's going on there, you know? So I think he just slips into those places, and it's a. It's a bad place to be, man. I had to. I, I had to. I talked to him at Bohemian Grove, and I have a weird thing with people. I could feel like way too much from them. I had to get away from him. I had to get away from him because it just felt he's, he's, like, really intense, and he's not even being intense with his words. He's just a huge dude with weird energy, and I had to get the. Away from him. I hate that, that any of this happened. But top, you'll remember, before I ever had an interaction with them, I told you that I really like them. But one day, Mersh is going to be a problem. I said that to you. I said that to you, like, over a year ago. Way over a year ago.

[Advertiser]

Well, it's just the case. It seems the case. I mean, it's, like, stupid to even bring this up. I'm just kind of defending myself, but. Seems the case over and over again with what happens. Royce makes deals. Royce moves, does cool stuff. Mersh ruins it. The cycle continues. I don't know. Whatever. I don't want to talk about. About their stuff too much, but I do hope that Royce could find somebody better and do his, because he's talented at what he does.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah. And also, Mersh can get his together. I, I, I hope he goes on. I hope he figures this out. I hope he crushes, you know, I don't want the dude to suffer. I don't like why. It's, you know, from my perspective, I find him entertaining. I like him as a creator. Of course. I don't want to see him suffer. That's like, you know, if you like somebody, you like somebody, show. You don't want to see them suffer. I don't want him to. I know he's doing the sober thing. That's cool. I hope he figures this out, because you can't do this forever. This is gay, bro. This is so gay. Like, why, why are you engaging in this, this Twitter drama with somebody who's been an ally, you know, and not just, you know, not just an ally in rhetoric, but an ally in, in your bank account, you dumb. It's. It's good.

[Advertiser]

Yeah. It's very. It's. It's retarded, but. Or whatever. All right, let's. Let's end it. I have stuff to do. I've, I've got Kids.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, I gotta piss hard. Guys. We're gonna be on tinfoil hat at 6pm which is gonna be very cool. And we're gonna be talking about all kinds of.

[Advertiser]

We should have, we should have like talked about what we're going to talk about there to, to prep because it's been a while.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, that's right. We don't have to prep.

[Advertiser]

We're good.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah, but yeah, check that out.

[Advertiser]

I.

[Podcast Host 1]

No, no, it's not.

[Advertiser]

It's.

[Podcast Host 1]

We, we've done it. We've prepped quite a bit. We're gonna be talking about a lot of the same stuff that we've been talking about when it comes to the telepathy tapes and all that other stuff. But we're going to be presenting it on a bigger platform. So always cool to hang out with, with Sam and, and XG and Johnny Woodard. So be sure you guys tune in for that. Pretty sure that that's going to be live. I think they do Tinfoil Hat.

[Advertiser]

I don't think it's going to be live.

[Podcast Host 1]

No, I thought they did that show live. Now.

[Advertiser]

I don't know what the they're doing, but I don't think it's going to be live. So whatever. You guys will catch it when it, when you.

[Podcast Host 1]

When it happened. When it happened.

[Advertiser]

And then actually if you're a patron, you might catch the audio early. I might be able to do a little bit of here and there for you guys. But that's illegal. But it's fine. It'll be on our Patreon Star Crimes.

[Podcast Host 1]

Asked me what percentage of the the cruise was black and that's a good question. I would say it was a pretty even keeled 50. 50. But the remaining 50% who own the boats is definitely a Jewish guy. The remaining 50% of that 50%, 80 were morbidly obese elderly people. So it's a really unique combination is mostly black people and morbidly obese elderly white people. Interesting mix. They had a good time though. A lot of race relations were repaired on that. I saw a lot of people fraternizing across racial lines and it was nice. Yeah, guys. So whatever the hell it is. Tinfoil hat also patreon.com backslash nephilim death squad. Great way to do some stuff. Make some things happen. Make us happy. Give us your money.

[Advertiser]

Yeah. Oh, go to go to Top lobster dot com. The stuff isn't up there just yet. There's a lot. There's a lot of designs I gotta fucking work out into mock ups and all. That stuff. But all the stuff I showed in the beginning episode. If you missed it, go back to the beginning of the episode. Go check that out. There's gonna be, like, I don't know, 30 new designs coming up. What does it say? Just hit up.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, it's Z Man. He said, just hit the breakfast buffet and load a plate up with free bacon. That's what I ate. That's almost exclusively meat while I was out there.

[Advertiser]

Yeah, whatever. Go to. Go to toplopsa.com. buy a fundraiser for Toad T Shirt. Get some Bohemian Grove tickets while they still last. We are actually getting kind of low on tickets there, which is a relief.

[Podcast Host 1]

Yeah.

[Advertiser]

And it's. Yeah, the event's a month away, so you're going to want to fucking plan. Get yourself a hotel. There's people coming. Yesterday, somebody bought from Costa Rica. I have no idea what's going on.

[Podcast Host 1]

I saw that. Costa Rica. What the, man? We had somebody from one of those. I think they had the Netherlands. It was something really crazy like that. So that was. That was. That's really cool. We're international now. We're gonna have a bunch of people. I don't think they speak the language, but they'll be there.

[Advertiser]

That's fine. They'll enjoy. They just smile and laugh.

[Podcast Host 1]

Oh, also, hats off to Scott and his copy pasta that went over everybody's fucking head. Scott killed it over the weekend, and it was very funny. And what I love about it is that Scott only does things that he finds funny. And he doesn't care if you know what the joke is. He cares if he knows what the joke is. And that, in my opinion, is the heart of comedy, is doing what you think is funny, not what everybody else thinks is funny. And that's great.

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It is concrete.

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