Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad – “Ostrich Farm Scandal, Witches, Lasers & Baptisms: Neph 2 America”

Host: TopLobsta & David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Date: October 15, 2025
Duration: Approx. 2 hours 24 minutes

Episode Overview

In this punchy, meandering, and self-aware installment, hosts TopLobsta and The Raven deliver their irreverent, conspiracy-tinged commentary with heavy doses of sarcasm and audience interaction. The episode riffs on a blend of current events, biblical conspiracies, personal anecdotes, and listener messages, all framed by the dynamic of their growing “Nephilim Death Squad” community. Main recurring themes include: viral conspiracy topics (ostrich farm culling, Jewish space lasers, and the 3E Atlas UFO), spiritual warfare and witchcraft, podcast/business updates, community shout-outs, and their usual mockery of “mainstream” narratives.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Podcast & Community News (02:01–08:37)

• Patreon Push: The hosts comically stumble to promote their Patreon, insider perks, new studio photos, TopLobsta merchandise, and tease a future laser engraving machine.
• Community Shout-Outs: Listeners have started showing up at the Standard Coffee Shop; doctors and friends are referenced by nickname (“octagon doctor”).
• Subscriber Milestone: Hype and thanks for hitting 10,000 YouTube subscribers, punctuated with inside jokes about “the blap” and TopLobsta’s infamous legs.
  • “The more T shirts you guys buy from Top Lobster, the wealthier we become. Yeah, and the dumber the more dumb we do.” – TopLobsta (04:07)

2. Ostrich Farm Scandal in Canada (08:37–17:32)

• Fan Feedback: The hosts read an impassioned email from listener Leanne about their prior dismissal of a Canadian ostrich farm culling scandal (allegedly due to avian flu). They oscillate between joking, considering covering it, and poking fun at the drama and the email’s “threatening” tone.
• Host Apathy: TopLobsta admits apathy (“the more details I know, the less I care” – 16:41) while The Raven tries to elaborate on government overreach.
• Bigger Picture: Listeners chime in, noting the farm is for vaccine research; Raven and Top question the legitimacy and ethics, blending concern and mockery.
  • “As you're describing the story more, and I'm learning more details… The more I know, the less I care.” – TopLobsta (16:41)

3. Upcoming Events & Blaptism (13:20–14:26)

• Suppress Fest & Baptism: The Raven will be at a Florida gun event (Suppress Fest), followed by his live-streamed baptism—or “blaptism”—with tongue-in-cheek banter about appropriate Christian ritual and monetizing spiritual milestones.
  • “Should I, like, give the—I'm pretty sure the Bible—hey, do you want to see me get wet? Like $5?” – TopLobsta (13:56)
  • “Watch Pastor Rick hold me under the water… I don't think I'm gonna let him up.” – The Raven (14:16)

4. Theo Von, Jews, and Conspiracy Discourse (18:07–39:23)

• Theo Von Segment: Analyzing comedian Theo Von's recent controversial comments about Jewish influence and a viral meltdown at his Beacon Theater show; playful speculation about his “Jew Slayer” surname and perceived pressures to promote certain narratives.
  • “First of all, it means the Jew Slayer, so I can’t even use it in Los Angeles.” – Theo Von clip (20:40)
  • "We're as much like, the more I know, the less I care." – TopLobsta (16:41)
• Meta-commentary: Hosts critique the repetitive “noticing Jews” online trend, the pro-Israel surge across platforms, and the burnout of pushing these topics.
  • “I don't even want to look at this stuff. But it's annoying, and it's everywhere, and it's constant.” – TopLobsta (21:24)
• Comedy, Social Media, and Control: Repeated jokes about lasers, fame, and how big personalities must toe controversial lines (“Are we looking at the conspiracy here?” – 38:16).

5. Witches, Witchcraft, and Spiritual Warfare (24:13–38:47)

• Witchcraft Warnings: The Raven experiences dreams he interprets as psychic/spiritual attacks (described in detail later), tying this to broader concerns about witchcraft, New Age influences, and spiritual warfare.
• Community Banter: Listeners and co-hosts chime in to joke about “good witches,” feminine power symbols (e.g. eight-pointed star of Ishtar, triple moon), and “crone” phases.
• Witch Targeting: “To the one that's out there doing the witchcraft—I know… I see it.” – The Raven (24:21)
• Rug Tangents: Hosts repeatedly bring up their new studio rug as comic relief from the episode’s more intense themes.

6. Three Eye Atlas Comet/UFO Segment (41:15–54:49)

• Latest Viral Conspiracy: The hosts discuss NASA and alternative Twitter voices (“Sam Tripley, Ashton Forbes”) speculating about the incoming “Three Eye Atlas” object—could it be a mothership, a harbinger of “three days of darkness” or, merely, clickbait?
• Skepticism: Both hosts express exhaustion and skepticism: “It looks like a house in the sky… who cares?” – The Raven (47:01)
• Viral Witch Claim: Highlighting Elena Danan, a self-claimed ET contactee, who describes telepathic links to “Nords” and says Three Eye Atlas is a living ship.
  • “She claims the Three Eye Atlas is a cargo transporter and that it's a living ship… She's totally, totally crazy. I don't think that she's making it up, I just think she's totally wrong.” – The Raven (63:36)

7. Dream, Spiritual Warfare & Witchcraft Deep Dive (68:25–78:26)

• Detailed Personal Story: The Raven recounts recurring, vivid dreams and “spells” that align with familiar faces (or his wife), a presence, and subconscious programming—interpreted as astral/witch attacks, repeatedly interrupted by his intuitively-awakened wife.
  • “I have this intrusive thought… gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. By your health. And I have this knowing within me that something is working against me...” – The Raven (69:48)
• Listener Engagement: Discussion on the mechanics of witchcraft/spellcraft; the difference between demonic and human sources; spell programming via dreams.

8. Muslim/Jew/Christian Conspiracy Discourse (107:12–114:39)

• Messages from Mom: The show’s “messages from mom” segment is a whiplash of TikToks: from privacy fears, Muslim mayor “takeovers,” to home remedy tips.
• Time Preference Debate: A central question: “What is more of a threat to you, Muslims or Jews?” The hosts spar and poll their audience, landing on the conclusion that, for all the handwringing, both are weaponized distractions.
  • “It's either get stabbed now by the Muslims or get trailed cleansed later by the Jews. Chat, pick a side.” – The Raven (108:22)

9. Odds & Ends / Running Gags (54:49–End)

• Studio & Rug Obsession: The hosts repeatedly interrupt to show off studio improvements, new rugs, and joke about pivoting to a “big rug business.”
• Laser Fundraiser: TopLobsta appeals to fans to bankroll a $6999 laser machine—this is a running joke blended with genuine small-business shop talk.
  • “Where is it? Where's my. They got lasers in space? I can't even get one. A terrestrial one.” – TopLobsta (42:21)
• Superchats & Poor-Shaming: Banter with and good-natured roasting of their live chat/Patreon superchat community.
• Miscellaneous Conspiracies: Segments cover McDonald's “human meat” rumors, anti-Muslim/anti-Jew videos, kids and school drama, and more.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Apathy Toward the Canadian Ostrich Story

• “The more details that I know, the less I care.” — TopLobsta (16:41)
• “Ostrich egg… I've had it. It's very, like, thick and—Yeah, it's a thick egg.” — The Raven (14:47)

On Theo Von’s “Jew Slayer” Name and Israel Discourse

• “First of all, it means the Jew Slayer, so I can’t even use it in Los Angeles.” — Theo Von (20:40)
• “His last name means Juice Layer… Are we looking at the conspiracy here?” — The Raven (38:16)
• “Just hurry up. You're gonna do it.” — TopLobsta, on the perpetual Israel-Palestine debate (39:17)

On Spiritual Warfare & Witchcraft

• “They're trying to do witchcraft on me.” — The Raven (24:36)
• “This isn't a demon story. I think it's a person story.” — The Raven (72:45)
• “If you are not then siphoning the life force off of another human being, you degrade rapidly.” — The Raven (81:49)

On Community and Studio Life

• “If the show goes under, big rug business on the horizon for us.” — The Raven (36:45)
• “Messages from Mom” — Recurring segment with their mothers’ TikTok shares, running the gamut from homeland security to flea remedies with Vaseline.

On Conspiracy Fatigue

• “I don't want to talk about it. You're gonna do it anyway. Hey, do the thing.” — The Raven (39:40)
• “It is old hat for me to dust it off and go, oh, here's this insult that I've used five years ago on you.” – TopLobsta (23:35)
• “What do I like? What gets... What really gets me going. Stuff like this. I like this. That's nice. Good rug.” — TopLobsta (51:04)

Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:01] – Show opens; Patreon, merch, studio, community discussion
• [08:37] – Listener backlash/email: Canadian ostrich farm dispute
• [13:20] – Suppress Fest & Raven’s upcoming baptism
• [18:07] – Theo Von, “Jew Slayer,” and Israel narrative discussion
• [24:13] – Witchcraft, “cultural noticing,” and Raven’s dream warnings
• [41:15–54:49] – 3E Atlas UFO/comet segment, Elena Danan’s living ship claim
• [68:25–78:26] – Raven’s dreams of witchcraft attacks and spiritual mechanics
• [107:12–114:39] – Islam/Judaism/Christianity as weaponized political narratives
• [115:01–117:33] – Messages from Mom: household hacks, bugs, martial law
• [124:16] – McDonald’s “human meat” conspiracy throwback
• [128:07] – US military weapons and harlequin ichthyosis connection
• [134:00] – Final “messages from mom”: government shutdown, Q-anon jargon
• [140:14] – Former IRS staffer exposes the tax system, show wraps up

Tone & Language Notes

• The hosts switch rapidly between mock-seriousness, skepticism, and outward nihilism concerning both mainstream and alternative news and conspiracies.
• Language is irreverent, often self-deprecating, with tongue-in-cheek Christian guilt or pointed sarcasm (e.g. “This is a Christian show!”).
• Frequent insider and community references (TopLobsta’s legs, “blaptism,” the “noise/sound,” “blap”).
• Listeners are deftly integrated through live chat, superchats, and audience Q&A.

For New Listeners

This episode is a quintessential example of Nephilim Death Squad’s blend of high-velocity banter, cultural “noticing,” and refusal to let either official or alt-media narratives pass without mockery. The hosts jump nimbly between pop culture, geopolitics, spiritual warfare, and show business, using their community’s interactivity and a torrent of dark, self-aware jokes to both invite and exhaust their audience.

If you’re seeking biblically infused conspiracy talk that gleefully dismisses most current events, and if you don’t mind sarcasm, abrupt digressions, and shade thrown in every direction—including at their own supporters—this is your show.