SUNDAY SHARE: Tower Gang Ep 108 - #Fredophile w/ Sam Tripoli

Summary

Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad Episode: SUNDAY SHARE: Tower Gang Ep 108 - #Fredophile w/ Sam Tripoli
Release Date: March 9, 2025
Hosts: TopLobsta, Clint Russell, Fat Dave, Cole, Jose Galison
Guest: Sam Tripoli

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1. Introduction and Guest Welcome (00:01 - 02:43)

The episode kicks off with a humorous and chaotic exchange among the hosts before formally welcoming Sam Tripoli, a renowned comedian and host of the popular "Tinfoil Hat" podcast. TopLobsta expresses excitement about having Sam on the show, highlighting his status as one of the greatest stand-ups alive.

Notable Quote:

• Clint Russell (02:15): "Because we never go live. And guess who we got in this building. I'm so goddamn excited."

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2. The Transformation of Hosts (02:43 - 04:39)

Sam engages in light-hearted banter with the hosts about their personal transformations, including weight loss and lifestyle changes. Fat Dave humorously mentions his recent weight loss and the group's sponsorship by Mentos, leading to playful teasing about lifting weights in the nude.

Notable Quote:

• Fat Dave (03:23): "Today is the first day of fifth February and I'm, I'm down pounds already. I'm cheating."

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3. Sam Tripoli’s Stand-Up Challenges in Los Angeles (04:53 - 07:28)

Sam shares his frustrating experiences performing stand-up comedy in Los Angeles, where his edgy and explicit jokes often fall flat compared to female comedians who receive enthusiastic responses for similar content. He highlights the cultural rigidity in LA that stifles his comedic style.

Notable Quote:

• Sam Tripoli (05:01): "I'll go up on stage and talk about some dirty jokes, and they just stare at me. And it’s like this weird, like, oppression math stuff that these crowds do in LA."

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4. Discussion on Conspiracies and Social Issues (07:28 - 16:24)

The conversation delves into various conspiracy theories, including the nature of Jewish identity, the prevalence of pedophilia, and the influence of influential figures like Bill Gates and Steven Crowder. The hosts express skepticism and propagate controversial viewpoints, often intertwining humor with their assertions.

Notable Quotes:

• Sam Tripoli (08:28): "Jewish isn't even like, ethnical group. That's my biggest I, I. It's not even an ethnic group, man."
• Fat Dave (08:55): "The mainstream comeback, bro. They're tired of lying."

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5. The #Fredophile Controversy and Social Media Reactions (16:24 - 44:55)

Central to this episode is the discussion of the #Fredophile incident, where Fred Durst is mistakenly identified or conflated with Clint Russell. The hosts analyze the social media frenzy surrounding the misunderstanding, debating the intentions and implications of such misidentifications.

Notable Quotes:

• Clint Russell (38:14): "What's up, Paul?"
• Sam Tripoli (43:04): "It's a Holocaust charity. It's gonna be Holocaust for humanity."

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6. Theoretical Deep Dives: Vibrational Theory and Luciferians vs. Malakians (44:55 - 66:21)

Fat Dave introduces his "Vibrational Theory," positing that everything in existence is based on vibrations and numerical codes. The hosts expand on this with discussions about Luciferians and Malakians, debating their roles in global conspiracies and societal manipulation. They explore themes from the Bible, blending them with modern conspiracy narratives.

Notable Quotes:

• Fat Dave (64:28): "That's the theory to everything, and it kind of ties into you reminded me when you said, like, the Lucifer thing."
• Sam Tripoli (55:09): "If you go back, I had this guy named Esoteric Eddie on it, and the show did, like, huge numbers because, you know, he's a great guy."

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7. Media Manipulation and Cultural Marxism (66:21 - 85:31)

The hosts critique mainstream media and cultural movements, particularly targeting what they term "Cultural Marxism." They argue that media platforms are tools for propaganda, aiming to discredit independent voices like theirs. The conversation touches on the illusion of free speech in media and the challenges faced by conspiracy theorists in maintaining credibility.

Notable Quotes:

• Sam Tripoli (74:11): "It's like we have to. We can't get anything wrong because if we get one thing wrong, everything we've said is discredited."
• Clint Russell (74:34): "This is really important because the demar Hamlin story, the original theory that set the world on fire."

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8. Audience Mailbag and Interactive Segments (04:53 - 50:53)

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage with listener questions and comments, addressing topics ranging from personal anecdotes to broader societal issues. They incorporate interactive segments like "kill tone" and "limited hangout," which involve playful threats or metaphors for dealing with perceived adversaries or criticisms.

Notable Quotes:

• Sam Tripoli (39:11): "I would kill Toad by taking his gay elf hat and shoving it down his throat."
• Clint Russell (44:29): "This partly is why they do the kill tone."

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9. Concluding Remarks and Podcast Promotions (85:31 - End)

As the episode wraps up, the hosts and Sam promote their respective podcasts and social media channels. They briefly discuss upcoming episodes and express appreciation for their listeners, maintaining the episode's comedic and irreverent tone until the very end.

Notable Quotes:

• Sam Tripoli (95:07): "I'm a crazy person in the best way possible."
• Clint Russell (95:18): "You are a kindred spirit to the Tower gang."

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Insights and Themes

• Cultural Critique: The hosts frequently critique modern societal norms, media practices, and political correctness, positioning themselves as countercultural voices.

• Conspiracy Theories: A significant portion of the discussion revolves around various conspiracy theories, blending biblical references with contemporary issues.

• Humor and Irreverence: The episode maintains a tone of dark humor and irreverence, often using shock value to engage listeners.

• Challenges of Independent Media: The hosts express frustration with mainstream media's reluctance to highlight alternative viewpoints, emphasizing the struggle for credibility in the conspiracy community.

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Useful Links and Support

To support the Nephilim Death Squad podcast and connect with the hosts:

• Support the Podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/nephilim-death-squad--6389018/support
• TopLobsta Productions Contact: toplobster.com
• Sam Tripoli’s Podcasts: Available on major platforms (specific URLs mentioned during the episode)

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Disclaimer: This summary captures the essence of the podcast episode based on the provided transcript. The content discussed includes sensitive and controversial topics that may not reflect mainstream views.

Transcript

[Clint Russell]

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[Sam Tripoli]

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[Clint Russell]

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[Sam Tripoli]

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[Cole]

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[Sam Tripoli]

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[Cole]

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[Sam Tripoli]

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[Cole]

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[Fat Dave]

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[Jose Galison]

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[Fat Dave]

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[Clint Russell]

Clouds are wholly unable to support the weight of an adult human.

[Fat Dave]

What's happening?

[Clint Russell]

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[Fat Dave]

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[Sam Tripoli]

Nothing gets to you.

[Fat Dave]

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[Jose Galison]

Mentos freshes.

[Fat Dave]

Fresh goes better with Mentos Fresh and full of life.

[Sam Tripoli]

Mentos the fresh maker.

[Clint Russell]

What's up, retards?

[Cole]

The funniest 911 jokes were written on.

[Clint Russell]

912 women jerk off dicks like they're an unruly ferrets.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, you ever had a 911?

[Cole]

Whatever.

[Jose Galison]

You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs.

[Top Lobster]

To account for it.

[Sam Tripoli]

White women must be stopped.

[Clint Russell]

That's right.

[Fat Dave]

What?

[Cole]

Yeah, we can stay horny and longer than she can stay sane.

[Sam Tripoli]

What?

[Fat Dave]

Your ass.

[Top Lobster]

Ass to penis ratio, man.

[Jose Galison]

Maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't.

[Cole]

You said.

[Sam Tripoli]

Oh, Jesus. Fat Dave.

[Cole]

You, man.

[Clint Russell]

Welcome, everybody, to a very special live stream edition of Tower Gang. Because we never go live. And guess who we got in this building. I'm so goddamn excited. It's absurd. It's obscene. I am not Fred Durst. I just want to come out. Come out of the closet right away. And I'm really appreciative of Fred for clarifying because, like, for years, I've been fighting this rumor. Sam Tripoli hosted Tinfoil Hat, one of the greatest standups alive. What's up, brother? Thank you for joining.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yo, what is. Was that all you guys in that montage?

[Cole]

Oh, yeah, that Was us. That was our, one of our great fans. And former producer Dicky Walnuts made that after our shoe on head episode and Dave Smith episode. And so just coming in there, he just put all that together. And we were like, we need an intro. And he was, I got you.

[Sam Tripoli]

Are you guys crushing it? You guys got that like television kind of shine now where like you start the, your, your series like fat and weird, and then you get money and then suddenly you lose weight and you're now at the end, you're shredded, right?

[Fat Dave]

Like, yeah, a couple of things, but.

[Sam Tripoli]

Way better than you used to look back in the day.

[Fat Dave]

So a couple of things, Sam. Today is the first day of fifth February and I'm, I'm down pounds already. I'm cheating. Jose's down like ten pounds. Cole is not fat anymore. He's jacked. And about the money thing, I don't know if you saw where we're sponsored by Mentos. I'm sponsored by Mentos. The rest of these guys.

[Top Lobster]

That's right, we are, we are now. And, and I actually started picking up weights for the first time. So there we go.

[Fat Dave]

He never touched.

[Top Lobster]

I, I, I lift them completely in the nude, by the way. So it's like Greco Roman weightlifting.

[Sam Tripoli]

Are they working with pink, blue.

[Top Lobster]

Black? Because I'm not racist.

[Sam Tripoli]

There you go. Just like the dicks.

[Top Lobster]

Like that big 40 pound black one.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, there we go. There we go. Thank you. So long.

[Fat Dave]

You go to episode one of this podcast, Sam, and they've been in the same spot, have never been moved, never touched, every week.

[Clint Russell]

Yeah, true. He always goes, no, no, I'm just seriously autistic and I have to put them in the exact place. I'm like, you ain't never touched them?

[Top Lobster]

You ain't ever used them Every day this week.

[Fat Dave]

So I could tell you don't touch him by looking at you.

[Cole]

He puts them up his ass. Actually he does anal push ups with them.

[Clint Russell]

So it isn't enough to touch him. You have to lift him every once in a while. So grass. We, we usually start off with our mailbag. Our, our fans get to write in and ask us stupid questions. So we're gonna do that. Dicky, if you wouldn't mind.

[Fat Dave]

Yes, little dicky. Come in here, talk at a good volume, not too loud, not too quiet. Thank you very much. Go.

[Jose Galison]

All right. Keith Compston asks Sam, please get out of California before they send a trans judge. Dread to kill you, P. S. Who are the real Jews? I say it's the midgets.

[Sam Tripoli]

Great. I would love to get. I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I am just bombing in la. I go up on stage and they just stare at me, and I'm just like, what are we doing? Like, I'll. I'll follow comics just. I thought, like, female comics just talk. Hey, do we got to be clean or dirty or anything?

[Cole]

Oh, anything you want, man. Everything goes.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, exactly.

[Sam Tripoli]

These chicks are all funny. They're super funny and they're. They're really cool. And they'll go up and they'll talk about all the dick and they're getting. The crowd goes crazy. And then I'll go up and talk about some dirty jokes, and they just stare at me. And it's like this weird, like, oppression math stuff that these crowds do in la. Like, sarcasm is violence in Los Angeles. Like, everything's taken literal, and it's just like. So I remember one time I was telling a buddy about this today that there was a comic named Brett Moran on stage, and he's a really funny dude, and he was doing a joke about his gay brother. Well, this other comic, Justin Marndelle, who's gay, walked up and talk about how he banged his brother in the ass. And the girls were nuts. Like, oh, yeah. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna follow this with my story about how I lost a bat and I had to drop Molly and hour of gay porn, right? So I go up on stage and I tell the story. Everyone gets quiet on me. I'm like, you guys are just celebrating someone banging someone's brother in the ass. And now. Now you're staring at me like I'm committing hate crimes up here. Like, just give me some consistent rules, dude. That's all I'm at. So, yeah, I'd love to get out of la.

[Jose Galison]

You just had to finish it off. And. And that's why I ended up bringing my brother and brother in the ass. And they all would have cheered, so.

[Sam Tripoli]

They know I'm too loud.

[Clint Russell]

Sorry, guys, your levels are low, so be as loud as you want.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah, they know you're not gay, Sam. You got to try to be more gay. That's the problem.

[Sam Tripoli]

Trust me. I just got a Brazilian, so I'm trying to. This Chinese lady boy gave me a Brazilian, and it was only 35. And I'm like, why is this gay? So cheap. If that was a chick shaving my B hole, that'd be like 300 bucks, dude.

[Cole]

I. I've noticed this too. Have you ever been to, like, a gay bar? They have the che. Cheapest drinks out there. They, I mean, they're giving out shots for like a dollar. And these the are out there.

[Sam Tripoli]

All the money. They don't have any kids to spend the money on, so they have all the cash.

[Fat Dave]

They're the real Jews. The gays.

[Sam Tripoli]

Homosexual gays are the real Groupon.

[Clint Russell]

I got Bogo on that.

[Cole]

But yeah, to answer your question, the real Jews are definitely the Jakob and whatever he is. That's the real Jesus.

[Clint Russell]

Please, whatever people.

[Cole]

Yeah, they're the black people.

[Jose Galison]

That'd be white people.

[Sam Tripoli]

Jewish isn't even like, ethnic group. That's my biggest I, I. It's not even an ethnic group, man. It's. It's a, it's an Abrahamic religion. What are we talking about? It's just, it's nuts. It's just making up at this point, you know, like back in the day before they had DNA tests. Like, your mother has to be Jewish to be like, dude, we got DNA tests now. What are we talking about? So Kazarians and that's all. And then it's, it's all fallen angels. Weird after that.

[Jose Galison]

Someone made a good point in the chat. What it really is, is the gay Jews. That's what it is.

[Clint Russell]

That, that's, yeah, that's to go with your hands. Jose.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah, Sam. What? Did you see that thing recently? Like, some, some Jewish teacher got, like, a letter that was like, written like, in ransom notes, and it said something about, like, you're a Kazarian and we're on to you and some. And she put it on Twitter. It went viral. And I was, like, real excited because I was like, holy. Like, the Kazarians are making it into.

[Sam Tripoli]

The mainstream comeback, bro. They're tired of lying. Yeah. Me. Yeah. I think it's interesting. I mean, I don't know why that is seen as, like, anti Semitic. It makes me laugh because you're literally saying it's not the Jews. But I mean, like, everyone just cries about everything at this point.

[Cole]

Dude. It's actually, I was today that one random. I think she's a reporter or whatever. Went viral.

[Top Lobster]

Weissman.

[Cole]

Yeah. Said that. I know. Maybe she's a senator. Said that Nick Fuentes sent her a letter with makeup in it and said something about her being a G. I'm like, they literally can't help themselves anymore. They're literally just like, the Jews, like, have to be so persecuted. Like, I have to make up letters to send it myself.

[Sam Tripoli]

Oh, did she make it up?

[Cole]

Oh, she what? Have you seen it?

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Cole]

I mean, that's 100 made up. There's no way.

[Sam Tripoli]

That's not. It's like. Although it's like, those chicks on camp, like, this is a big issue going on right now. Like. Like, you ever watched. You ever see that Instagram and Twitter account? Like, mug swaties. Have you seen that?

[Cole]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

Like, now everyone, like, more and more, you're starting to see, like. Like, lied about being sick, started to go fund me for straight cash. Like, that's an epidemic right now of hot chicks or just chicks in general faking, like, fatal diseases just to get cash and prizes.

[Fat Dave]

So is that illegal?

[Sam Tripoli]

She writes this fake shit to herself, and you're like, what are you doing? Nick Fuentes is such an interesting guy, because you could tell he's really. He's really intelligent. Just how smart is he? That's the question.

[Clint Russell]

But he can't even count to 6.

[Sam Tripoli]

Million different things, right? Like, one's about knowledge and data. Like, you know, it's not understanding patterns and stuff. Smarts is, like, the streets, like, understanding how people work, how, you know, emotional experience and understanding of that. Like, he has all the data. I just don't know if he has any ability to deliver in a way where it will do any good.

[Cole]

Then that's why him and Kanye getting together is so amazing, because it's. You have the street smarts, black, and you have. Whatever street.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah, Mexican. I don't know how that falls in.

[Sam Tripoli]

Well, he might have gotten out of all his contracts. That's what that might have been about is, like, getting out of these ridiculous contracts where everyone was making the money by him. So who knows? You know, it's a Kanye west world we're all just living in.

[Fat Dave]

Damn. Again with the. With the, like, fourth perspective. Because I. I was not ever thinking it from that. From that angle. I'm always thinking of, like, this guy got screwed. Or, like, he's like. Like Clint's thing is, like, he gave up. He gave up all this money, but he could have just, like, bought his freedom. He.

[Clint Russell]

He framed it that way. He said, you know, it cost me $2 billion to be free. And, you know, maybe. Maybe that's. Maybe that was his intention. I think he was just telling the truth. And his truth, you know, his lived experience, and. And he got. He got dragged for it. But I can't believe no one jumped in when he's, like, only fans. Girls that lie about their stories to get money. No one brought up trafficking. I'm disappointed in all you.

[Top Lobster]

I was gonna say Cole could have just Faked a plasma deficiency and made money, so.

[Cole]

Or my wife. But we do. We have discussed on the show about how women just live life on easy Mode. Like, they can literally just. Like they can just make money by literally just being a woman.

[Clint Russell]

See, this is the crazy thing.

[Sam Tripoli]

Is your house haunted?

[Clint Russell]

Wait, is he frozen?

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, now he's frozen.

[Jose Galison]

I think he's just terrified of fear is what it is.

[Cole]

Just stuck in place.

[Clint Russell]

That's too funny.

[Fat Dave]

Oh, no. Sam's gone. Oh, Cole. Cole's dead. And Sam's gone.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, we just lost everyone.

[Fat Dave]

I don't know.

[Clint Russell]

It's falling apart.

[Jose Galison]

What the. I think he's being haunted right now. I think paranormal.

[Clint Russell]

What if a drone strike hit and that's, like, that's the last vision we have of him.

[Top Lobster]

This episode would go totally viral. So.

[Jose Galison]

All right, I guess let's move on to the next question. All right. What's going on? Liminal Vibration asks in honor of the conspiracy poppy/tower7 gang crossover, who will y'all fight for charity?

[Sam Tripoli]

Great question. Whoa. I'll fight. I'll fight Bill Gates. I'll fight Machine Gun Kelly. What was that about?

[Fat Dave]

What the hell happened? I, like, I don't get it.

[Sam Tripoli]

So I have a joke about how, like, this is the golden era of wiggers. This is the greatest time ever to be a wigger in the history of wiggers. Like, we more than ever, like, it's because they're, like, the original trans, you know? And so I have a joke about that. And he was at the Comedy Store to see Whitney Cummings, and I did that joke, and he, like, didn't pre. I also have a joke about Bobby Lee's fans just coming after me and call me over and over again on Instagram. So I don't think he enjoyed either of those jokes. So it gave me the back, and we kind of went face to face, and I was just waiting for him to touch me so we could go crazy.

[Fat Dave]

That's the greatest story ever. Man, is he big. He seems like a kind of, like, skinny dude.

[Sam Tripoli]

He's a big dude. Yes, he's a big dude. He's a thin dude. He's tall. Lanky, but he is tall.

[Jose Galison]

You take him to the ground, you'll be all right. As long as you don't just get the jab and backstep the whole time, you'll be all right, I think.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, I was like, today we find out Kraft MAGA works.

[Jose Galison]

That's right.

[Clint Russell]

But he looks like he weighs about 120 pounds, so I think you'd be all right.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Fat Dave]

You think he's like one of these Pete Davidson types? Like, he's got, like, a huge hog. Like, you know, he's.

[Sam Tripoli]

With that skinny, it's hard not to have a big dick. Like, when I lost, like, I was at 2, 2, almost 230. At one point, I'm down to under 200, you know? Yeah. It was like a permafrost area that I'd never seen before. It was like. Like Antarctica freezes. You know, unfree. You know, melts. There's, like, land we've never seen before. If you're 6 4, £170, you're. You know, you're gonna have a fat. It's Tommy Lee. That's why Tommy Lee is such a fat hog guy. Like.

[Top Lobster]

Well, the. The, like, dick to gut ratio is a real thing. I think so. Once you lose that weight, it helps. Yeah.

[Fat Dave]

Oh, good question. We asked most of our guests if they had to guess, like, what's their ass to penis ratio? So if your ass is a two, your penis is a one. Like, how would. How do you think that would work out?

[Sam Tripoli]

Explain the ratio to me. What am I measuring? What am. What's. What am I?

[Clint Russell]

We don't really know.

[Sam Tripoli]

We don't know, but both are garbage.

[Top Lobster]

We tried to do it by volume before dick.

[Sam Tripoli]

So neither dick is like EBT dick.

[Top Lobster]

You know, usually it's the length of the dick versus the. The distance from what, like the center of the grundle to the edge of the ass?

[Clint Russell]

Don't. Don't make it so autistic.

[Sam Tripoli]

Are we talking about the quality of both?

[Clint Russell]

No, no, no. The size.

[Sam Tripoli]

So, like, six inches. I've been measuring it since I realized you could measure things.

[Fat Dave]

How many hands is that?

[Sam Tripoli]

Wheels or Legos or whatever. I was measuring this thing.

[Fat Dave]

Well, here's.

[Sam Tripoli]

Here's the.

[Clint Russell]

Here's the good news, Sam. If you don't have an ass, that means you have an infinite dick to ass ratio. So you're doing great.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Fat Dave]

Clint's ass goes inward, and so anything. Any. He could have like a. Like a 1 inch penis, and it's just like, he's way above the ratio. Whereas, like, I think we asked Robin. Fire. You're killing it.

[Clint Russell]

Holy ass is the only N word that I'm willing to say.

[Fat Dave]

All right.

[Clint Russell]

What was. What was the. The question, though? I can't even remember.

[Jose Galison]

Yeah, I don't understand it. Something about. I don't remember.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, like, what does conspiracy poppy mean? Like, I don't know, something about opening.

[Sam Tripoli]

I always say you're conspiracy Poppy or conspiracy daddy when I advertise stuff. All right.

[Top Lobster]

I thought we were talking about the opium trade in Afghanistan or something.

[Sam Tripoli]

We can get into that.

[Fat Dave]

We might. Sam, don't enable him. Please don't.

[Clint Russell]

Go ahead.

[Fat Dave]

Don't enable Toad.

[Jose Galison]

So the. So the last question was asking, who will y'all fight for charity? That was the main question. Yeah, I want to fight Figs. That's what I want.

[Top Lobster]

We're gonna fight. Yeah. Legion of Skanks, though, right?

[Fat Dave]

I want to fight Steven Crowder. Steven Crowder and the Daily Wire, too. And not for the reasons you think. Like, I. Sure, there's ironists. Sure, they're probably all grifters and. And bad people, but they ruined my only Tim Cast appearance, and I take that personally. So I'll fight him to the death. And I think I could. I could fight Ben Shapiro to the death for sure too. I. I'll win, sure.

[Sam Tripoli]

Ben Shapiro. Anybody. Your guys's daughter could beat up Ben Shapiro.

[Top Lobster]

We're gonna fight the Jews, actually. It's gonna be a. A Holocaust charity. It's gonna be Holocaust for humanity.

[Sam Tripoli]

Is that, you know, now you got Candace Owens and she's like, I got some personal stuff. So it's like there's this thing now in the conservative world where it's like, snitching is cool. Like, like, it just seems like snitching's in with a content creating. It's. I just don't get like, I got a lot of. For defending Joe Rogan because he's like a personal friend of mine and people are like, oh my God, dude. Defending your friend is like a sign of weakness. I'm like, where are we as. As a group of. And I'm not even conservative. I'm like old school liberal. But these people that present themselves as conservatives are always constantly snitching on people and throwing their friends under the bus, which I think were like old school conservative values. Like, it's just weird to me.

[Clint Russell]

It's vulture culture, in my opinion.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Clint Russell]

I don't know if anyone's called it that, but they ought to.

[Top Lobster]

You got to defend the home is man. And I'm gonna defend Clint regardless of his stance on 15 year old girls.

[Sam Tripoli]

When I'm watching that, I'm watching it from an interviewer point of view.

[Clint Russell]

Right.

[Sam Tripoli]

And like how, like, you can't always touch everything that's said all the time because sometimes you're thinking about. What is your next question? Where are we gonna go with this? Is this interesting at all. And then she's like, I don't know, man. 13 year old should, you know, be able to go in front of the city council and be like, can I. Can I hold myself? You're like, oh, well, Interest. Interesting. I didn't even, like, pay attention to what was being said. I was like, oh, okay, okay, I see where you go with that. And I'm like, what just got said right there? I don't even know what I co signed on.

[Clint Russell]

Oh, my God, dude, that's so funny. Yeah, that's really. That's really. As an interviewer, like, I nod a lot in my interviews, so, you know, lesson learned. Be very careful about what you nod to.

[Sam Tripoli]

Face it, Eliza Blue is stunningly good looking.

[Fat Dave]

It is like, I disagree. We have a one.

[Jose Galison]

Sam's on that dog. He's about that thick, girl.

[Fat Dave]

No, man. One of our co hosts on the show. He's never here, and I don't even know why he's a co host anymore, but he turned her down multiple times. And this guy has a huge package. Ask Cole. He's coming in. But he was like. She was. She was trying. I don't listen. I don't want to say names, but she was going for it. And he was just like, no. So, you know.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that one other host.

[Clint Russell]

Yeah, I'm not gonna say any names. It's just the one guy that's not here.

[Sam Tripoli]

Didn't show up as the one who could talk about trying. Almost banging Liza Blue.

[Jose Galison]

Oh, he got it. For sure. She was in my DM as being like, hey, why. Why doesn't he like me? What's going on?

[Sam Tripoli]

You guys are being serious.

[Fat Dave]

Dead serious.

[Clint Russell]

Y'all. Y'all are snitching right now. This is vulture culture. You guys need to shut up.

[Fat Dave]

I'm trying to. I'm trying to get that Tesla, baby. You know what?

[Jose Galison]

I was mad. I like, I am. You guys know my type. And Eliza.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Sam Tripoli]

You like chicks who look like they like black guys?

[Jose Galison]

Yeah, basically.

[Cole]

Not just, like, definitely have been with them.

[Clint Russell]

Thank you for putting it like that, because I've been telling Jose that for the longest time. I'm like, you have poor man's taste in women, and that's fine.

[Sam Tripoli]

That's what you do.

[Jose Galison]

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

[Sam Tripoli]

No, that's hot. I think she's like. She got a hot look. It's obvious, though, that she's like. I mean, like, let's just face it. She's full of. And that's fine, you know, you you were escort. Like, that's, that's. We were talking before the show. It's like this weaponizing of regret that's going on in this country where like we're encouraging women to be completely slinging everywhere. And then when they get to an older age and they realize, I didn't want to do that. Now it's like society forced them at a gun. You know, it's like you sex trafficked yourself. That's what.

[Top Lobster]

Right.

[Jose Galison]

All I was gonna say is Clint has the aesthetic of a black man, but I have the soul of a black man. I like them. Thickness.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah, but you take it. You take it too far. Jose, you guys remember. You remember that senator or some from Rhode island that she was twerking in the beach on her. On her head?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I can't remember her name, but yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

We're laughing.

[Clint Russell]

I like that.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah. Everyone else was like, this is gross. Like, I don't know. Like, it looks like her hair is full of bugs. Yeah. And Jose's dead serious. He's like, nah, you guys are wrong. I'm like, I don't even know anymore.

[Sam Tripoli]

He's like, that looks like women. I like women who are slightly cross eyed and big teeth.

[Cole]

You would love the south, man.

[Sam Tripoli]

Oh, this is the perfect serious. I was like, I don't know what it is because I'm from upstate New York, which is like redneck is dog. And like that's just slightly cross eyed. Big teeth.

[Cole]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Clint Russell]

Is it okay if they have a lazy eye or is like the cross eyed.

[Sam Tripoli]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Lazy eye. Like. And it's both gotta be in slightly.

[Jose Galison]

Laser focused on your wiener.

[Fat Dave]

You know how like people. People like, like, I like wide hips because it's like it correlates to birthing or big tits because I know that my baby can get milk. And Sam's like, I just like that. The can't really see that good.

[Sam Tripoli]

It makes it look like they're choking on your junk. Right.

[Cole]

I just want to make sure that.

[Clint Russell]

They scave me severely. That's my right.

[Cole]

I want to say why I dropped out. It wasn't because I had a. Because I heard Sam was like, what's going on?

[Top Lobster]

It was a haunting. Yeah.

[Cole]

My wife is upset at me, so she flipped the breaker.

[Clint Russell]

What the.

[Sam Tripoli]

Is that true?

[Fat Dave]

His wife. His wife.

[Clint Russell]

What'd you do? Give us the backstage.

[Top Lobster]

She's stepping to the gang, man.

[Cole]

Before I used to. If people can remember that I used to stream outside and she turned off the Outside lights. Whenever. I was podcasting once because she was.

[Fat Dave]

Wait, what did you. He's upset with you. Did. Like, why?

[Cole]

She's had some hard times right now with the. With little dude. He's two months old, so. And so she was having a hard time. And it's not too late tonight. Instead of.

[Fat Dave]

You can leave. You can leave. I got extra room if you want.

[Top Lobster]

Look, Cole's trying to pay the bills, man. It beats what he did before. So.

[Cole]

Dude, I. I'm telling you, I. Whenever she flipped it off, I walked in there, and I was like, did you flip the breaker? And she's like, yeah. And I was like, that's hilarious.

[Fat Dave]

I was like, that's the best I've ever heard.

[Clint Russell]

Only Cole could find the silver lining in that. I'd be like, oh, you up?

[Fat Dave]

Let me tell you how cool Cole's wife is. She's so cool that, like, she. They went to a libertarian event, they had a threesome, and they let the homie watch. And the homie's here now. Yo, it's crazy, man.

[Clint Russell]

Yeah, it's this silly in the top left.

[Fat Dave]

Oh, that. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You know what?

[Cole]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

So Cole bank, two chicks. Why Todd sat in the corner and got no chick.

[Jose Galison]

That's right.

[Sam Tripoli]

You look more like a toad than a Todd. You look like a toad from, like, Antarctica. Who's DJing? Yes, State.

[Cole]

Yo, this is stage work.

[Sam Tripoli]

I got six inches, right? And I'm pro. I defended to the end of days, right? So one day, when I was very young, like, in my. In my. I'd say about 26 years old, so almost half my life ago, I brought a friend of mine named Perry. He's from England, and I brought him back to Vegas, where I had started stand up. And we were going to do some shows out there because there's some comedy shows that I wanted to show Perry to, and there was a couple chicks I used to hook up with back in the day. There's. And so they were at the show, and, like, they were just staring at Perry, and I'm like, okay, you know, maybe we can get some going. They're like, hey, man, you all waffle around, like, oh, it's gonna be a foursome. This is gonna be nuts, right? So. So. And then I'm like, you know, because I got six inches, dude. You know, and I'm proud of my six inches, but. And I don't want to show up and be, like, the guy who doesn't have the big hawk. So I go, harry, you're not, like, Hung like a horse. How he goes, no, no, no. Not at all. Not that I'm not hung at all. I'm like, okay, cool. Because I got six inches and I don't want to be like, you know, little man here, okay, now we go find a. A hotel room. You know, we open the door, he takes his pants off. Is the biggest dick I've ever seen. It look like one of the twin towers. It was so huge. And I'm like, you. You just lied to me, dude. So I got my pity six, and he's got like, tower seven. So I'm just watching, like. So I was like, like a ride at the amusement park. It's like, he's like, the greatest roller coaster ever. And I'm like, the teacup ride. No lines, no way. And she gave me the biggest pity party blow job I ever got in my life. And me and Perry never hung out again after that. Dog, you cannot lie to a dude about your dick size.

[Cole]

Yeah, I can just imagine. Because if she goes to give him a blowjob and she's over there literally just like, just choking on. She goes to yours and she's just like, real easy. What the.

[Top Lobster]

Like, is it even there? It was like the mid morning hours of 911 between the two towers and Sam's. The north tower at that point.

[Sam Tripoli]

That's what it was like, the two towers. And I was that Asian girl running through Vietnam after they carpet bombed it.

[Jose Galison]

That is big dick energy, though. It's always the big dick guys that play it down, they'd be like. And I actually learned that young. I don't have a big dick, but I always used to lie.

[Top Lobster]

Sure.

[Cole]

You learned it young. By the big dick, man. That.

[Fat Dave]

I want you to feel comfortable. No one on this show has a big dick. Clint, don't say any. He's. He's a liar. So just feel comfortable. Take your shirt.

[Top Lobster]

That's all right.

[Sam Tripoli]

Good, good, good. Perfect time, people.

[Jose Galison]

This is a question I wanted to ask you for forever, Sam. All right. You are well known on your show for saying that you can only come if chicks call you nigger. What is the story behind. Hey, I'm sorry, buddy.

[Clint Russell]

Tell her earmuffs.

[Top Lobster]

Just walked behind him right now.

[Sam Tripoli]

She's heard it all.

[Fat Dave]

She's gonna cut your circuit breaker.

[Jose Galison]

I need to know the story. I need to know it.

[Sam Tripoli]

I mean, it's just I have weird fetishes.

[Jose Galison]

Well, there had to be some moment where you, like, someone went. Was like, choking you, and there's like, oh, my God. And then from then on, you know.

[Sam Tripoli]

Back in the day, I got called the N word nutted. And then the rest is history. So I went to unlv. Right. Am I. I'm one of my. One of my professors and this is in the early 90s. Was. Told me he would. He was. He was teaching class. He's like, I'm. He's like the lead sex therapist in the world. And he's like, you. I can get you turned on by anything. By. All you have to do is make sure that somebody has an orgasm while they're staring at it. So, like, if you want something to get turned on by a banana, right? If you can get them to come while staring at a banana, your. Your. They'll start to be attracted to that banana. One time I nodded right when the N word dropped. And I've been facing the dragon ever since.

[Clint Russell]

But I need to know the context. Why did someone call you that while you were coming?

[Fat Dave]

No, no. He was staring at a black dude and then he came.

[Sam Tripoli]

Oh, he was the one saying for jerking off. And I know the two girls that he did in front of him. They're wonderful people. They really. Are they hot?

[Fat Dave]

Are they hot?

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, they're. Yeah. Yeah.

[Fat Dave]

Okay. All right.

[Cole]

I think Louis CK's was mid.

[Fat Dave]

I just want to say. So. Yeah. Louis CK did nothing wrong. Bill Cosby did nothing wrong. R. Kelly did nothing wrong. Eliza Blue did nothing wrong. Please continue.

[Top Lobster]

And Scott Ritter too.

[Sam Tripoli]

Make your stance. Make your stance. I love it. So, no, they were both hot. And. But. And they. We weren't even the ones who wanted to push the story. They had more. They. They discussed with me that they're. They were really upset. Not necessarily at the event, but it was like afterwards, like his manager was like, you're never gonna work in Hollywood again. And like kind of hunting, you know. So that becomes a power dynamic. You know what I think Louis CK's biggest mistake in the whole thing is? He never paid those girls off. All he had to do give each $200,000, he'd be making Netflix shows right now. But he did that. That's the key.

[Fat Dave]

You got a lot of money.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but then it's not even worth it, right?

[Sam Tripoli]

Was making hand over fist.

[Cole]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

For 200, 000. You better give yourself the best hand job you've ever had before.

[Sam Tripoli]

How much did they pay you to do $20,000. You should gave him each $200,000. Let them open for him on the road and then have them roast him at the end of the show. About his his freckled dick. You know what I'm saying? So what. What he did was so insane. That happened to me in college. So I was a freshman at the door. I was at the dorm going to unlv, and I was walking to the library, and I go up into the history books. I go around quarter, this huge black guy is just pounding his bug. And I was like, oh, I ran off. I'm like, that is traumatizing. It's not the end of the world.

[Cole]

But the funniest part is with Louis ck, there's no way in his mind he was going, this is what I'll get canceled for. Like, he has already, like, said, like. I mean, he had the whole. The. The etymology of the N word. That bit with Patrice is hilarious. But that would be like one you would think. This is what. I'm gonna cancel her. Not just, oh, yeah, I jerked off in front of some women. That's what's gonna get me lit up.

[Clint Russell]

Yo, is that. Is that where Delia up. That he didn't pay off the girls?

[Sam Tripoli]

I think Dalia. Well, you did. My whole opinion on all that stuff is all of that. That group that got canceled, that was, in my humble opinion, a mob hit on Joe Rogan. Because they tried to cancel Joe, couldn't get him. So what do mobs do? They start, like, popping off next, man. They start taking out your soldier. The Leah Thalia gets you to Callan, which gets you. When they went up to Joey Diaz. I'm like, okay, this isn't even about anything.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

This is about trying to take out Rogan's soldier.

[Cole]

And they're like, bert Crusher is going to take himself out with a heart attack.

[Sam Tripoli]

So don't worry about what people went after Crystal. Like, I have dog. I have a dog. I don't want a 30 something year old man hitting on a 17 year old girls. Nobody wants that. Except for maybe Top Lobster. That's about it. Right? Nobody else wants that. But. But what he did is the same thing that Seinfeld did. Openly.

[Cole]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

And was celebrated on People magazine. Like, it was right there. Like they were talking about. It's like everyone's like, God damn, that high school chick's got big tits. Right?

[Top Lobster]

That's right.

[Sam Tripoli]

Nobody was going around crying like it was crazy.

[Clint Russell]

It's such a different world, man. It's great.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, it was exactly like the. The Seinfeld episode where they're staring at the. The daughter's tits. You remember that?

[Clint Russell]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, all right.

[Cole]

Oh, that actually happened. That's so funny that he would do that.

[Top Lobster]

They did it. Yeah, that's. That's the, the big balls that he has right there. Like, you know, this happened and we're gonna do an episode.

[Sam Tripoli]

Thing is about the Leah and this cult, which is like, like the difference is Jared Leto is doing the exact same thing. His is just all fat chicks, right? So nobody cared.

[Cole]

Oh, the Army Hammer too.

[Clint Russell]

Army Hammer.

[Sam Tripoli]

Army of fat chicks, right now.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, Army Hammer? I thought he was gay.

[Cole]

No, Army Hammer was the one that was he. Yeah, he was. He's like, I want to eat you. Like, literally, I want to.

[Top Lobster]

No, I know that.

[Cole]

Yeah, cut your arm off and eat it.

[Clint Russell]

See, here's my, here's my thesis on this, Sam, is that like basically every person that wants to be famous wants to be a cult leader at some point. Like, if you get to the highest level of fame, you're like, okay, now I want a mansion filled with 20 that are all like 20 to 25. And I just want to procreate and be a God. And like, Delia was very open about it. I'm a big fan of his. I listened to his podcast for years. Talked about this 24 7. He called it a cult. He called them babies. And I'm like, I'm like, I think that this is probably far more common. And. And that's the thing that's weird to me is that like, why did he get popped? Whereas I would imagine there's a lot. Not you, no one else, you know, obviously. But all those other stand up comics, I think they're doing the same. That's my thesis.

[Sam Tripoli]

Well, I, I don't even think it's just stand. I think anybody who is an alpha famous. I mean, like a study just came out that like, women find 80% of men ugly. Not just unattractive, ugly. Percent of women are fighting over 20 of the men. So this means 20 of the men gotta. Everything that moves. Yeah.

[Clint Russell]

It's exhausting.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Jose Galison]

Yeah. Another study came out that dudes like.

[Sam Tripoli]

So then another study came out that said women want to famous guys more than men want to women. Which is a very famous Steve O quote. He's like, women want to famous men more than men want to women. So like, well, what's going on right now in society is this thing where like they don't want us to believe. Believe our eyes, our ears, or our experiences in life. We're supposed to throw everything out and everything's. We're being programmed that even though this doesn't make any sense, this is the New rule. Okay. The tattooing and all that stuff, it's. Yeah, it's crazy ass. But we've seen other. Like, Jared Leto has an army of fat chicks, and nobody's talking about.

[Clint Russell]

I literally never heard that.

[Cole]

That's unbelievable.

[Sam Tripoli]

Has a cult. Dude.

[Jose Galison]

Frat girls treat you right.

[Clint Russell]

Any woman, and you're getting a bunch of fat. Like, why. Why would.

[Fat Dave]

You know what a mythical.

[Jose Galison]

Just laid out why he flew under the radar.

[Fat Dave]

Jose, explain. Explain to him. Oh, yeah, go ahead, Jose. Tell. Yeah, tell them about the mythical.

[Jose Galison]

Oh, the mythical. I mean, that's more common around fat, but that's the move where they throw the whole dick to the back and then, like, raid as you nut. And also do that move where they're, like, licking your balls as you're nutting, like, whole dick.

[Clint Russell]

We call it the mythical because it's so weird.

[Sam Tripoli]

Really experienced in doing that.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah.

[Clint Russell]

This is why we let him demonstrate precision.

[Jose Galison]

Yeah, that is a. It's like one of those things that a guy usually only has, like, maybe once or twice in a lifetime. It's like a unicorn. You're like, oh, my God. And you're. You always.

[Cole]

And so maybe Jared Leto has this army of fat and they're just all just sucking his dick every day. I mean, just. And just swallowing his nose.

[Fat Dave]

That's not fair. He's. He's just hoarding these mythical.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's why Jared Leto's band is called 30 Seconds to Mars. Because he's a star and he's surrounded by a bunch of planets.

[Fat Dave]

All right, all right.

[Cole]

That was pretty.

[Clint Russell]

That was pretty good. I'm proud of you, dude.

[Fat Dave]

We give you one an episode, yo.

[Clint Russell]

Constellation humor tied in with shitty music. I love it.

[Fat Dave]

Actually, you know it. Hold on, Little dicky. Pull up. Pull up the graphic I asked you to. Pull up, please, because we have a new guest here, and this is a game. This is a new game that we play and we played last week.

[Top Lobster]

Is this gonna be every episode now?

[Cole]

Yes.

[Fat Dave]

Might be.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, damn it.

[Fat Dave]

Keep it up. All right, so last week, we just ran the gamut. We ran around the. The horn there. We should.

[Clint Russell]

We shouldn't do this after he gets one good joke in. This is terrible. This is like you're. You're basically giving him the reverse pavlog, signaling of, like, don't be funny.

[Fat Dave]

Not. I already do not. Enable him.

[Cole]

Please.

[Clint Russell]

Jesus Christ.

[Fat Dave]

He's gonna keep trying, so. I know you don't know Toad that well. We already did this last week, and we just went around the horn and said, how we would metaphorically kill Toad or I mean, how we'd really do it, theoretically.

[Jose Galison]

Or how spiritually. Literally.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah.

[Clint Russell]

For the sake of YouTube, this is all metaphorical, but in reality. Notes. Excuse me.

[Top Lobster]

I also almost killed myself twice the other night, so. So this is a fun segment.

[Cole]

So.

[Jose Galison]

So that's why we got a little dicky.

[Fat Dave]

In case you do.

[Clint Russell]

We all came up with, like, really graphic ways to kill Toad because we all.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, our man Paul.

[Fat Dave]

What's up, Paul?

[Top Lobster]

What's up, Paul?

[Fat Dave]

Tim Cass, as our guest, we would.

[Clint Russell]

Like to hear from you how you would kill Toad because you. You've known him long enough to want him dead.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, yeah. I would kill Toad by taking his gay elf hat and shoving it down his throat.

[Top Lobster]

You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner? I don't know.

[Cole]

God damn it.

[Sam Tripoli]

My initials tattooed on your neck. Because you're.

[Fat Dave]

Right.

[Jose Galison]

Now, the follow up here is we also went around the horn after. And how would you kill yourself? Some of us had some creative ones, somehow didn't. If you were going to, like, what creative manner would you kill yourself? You were going to, obviously. I'm assuming you would never do that. But if you're going to and you want to go out a fun way.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah.

[Cole]

When the feds finally get to you and they're like, hey, man, we have to suicide you, and you're like, at least do it my way.

[Fat Dave]

When Hillary Clinton decides to finally kill you, how do you want her to do it?

[Sam Tripoli]

I would have to go out in a blaze of glory just trying to take out, like a Bill Gates or.

[Top Lobster]

Like a. Yeah, this is the right answer.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, take this off of YouTube immediately.

[Fat Dave]

Everyone's like, what is Sam Tripley doing at Davos?

[Sam Tripoli]

Are we in trouble?

[Clint Russell]

Oh, don't even worry about it. We're every chance, every episode.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah, same. We're on. We're on Gas Digital. It doesn't matter.

[Sam Tripoli]

That's awesome. Congrats.

[Jose Galison]

You did bring up some earlier that I thought was kind of funny. And this is something I've theorized before. I think. I think the reason why this tranny fetish exists today is due to dial up porn. Because every one of us, I think, at one point has had that. Like, if you lived in the time of dial up porn.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Cole]

You're waiting.

[Jose Galison]

Please, no dick.

[Top Lobster]

No dick. No dick.

[Jose Galison]

I just.

[Top Lobster]

I already came to the test.

[Jose Galison]

And then so so many guys were beating off to the pitcher coming down. You see the boobs and then right when you nut, the dick pops Out. And you're like, oh, my God, I got fooled. And now you're trained, you're into trannies.

[Sam Tripoli]

Well, I think that it's because of pornography. You've seen a thousand million dicks. You've seen so many dicks compared to like your great grandfather, who saw maybe five dicks in his life, maybe you've seen mountains of dicks. You could feed all the hungry people with all the dick sandwiches you could make. Of all the dicks you've ever seen in your life, there's so much abundance of dicks. So it's just eventually it's gonna blend into the chicks and the dicks and it's just. And that's the whole point of poor pornob, is the bring you down so deep into the weirdness and going Back to what Dr. Logan, my. My teacher at Uno V told me, if you're not enough looking at the weirdest, you just gotta look at weirder and weirder. That's the whole point. So that's why everybody's into like, that's the whole trance thing right now.

[Clint Russell]

Is Jim Norton not gay then?

[Top Lobster]

No, he's just a. I think he's just a trailblazer.

[Sam Tripoli]

He's the first one.

[Clint Russell]

He's a visionary.

[Cole]

Although if. Does everybody agree with, though, that if it is a tranny, just a regular woman, it is less gay than just the regular man and woman type of thing.

[Sam Tripoli]

She keeps her pants on, just pretend it's a her period, and she just blows you. That's technically.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, wait.

[Cole]

There'S a mouth.

[Clint Russell]

Sorry.

[Jose Galison]

All right, little dicky, we got one more in the. In the. In the. In the bag or. And we can move on from the mailbag. Oh, yeah. Benzo wants Clint to confirm that he is Fred Durst.

[Clint Russell]

The actual Fred Durst came out and denied it today. So I think it's fair that I dropped the charade. I am not Frederick, however, I wish I were because he's awesome.

[Top Lobster]

He's actually Robert Durst, which is why Ashton is no longer no longer around.

[Fat Dave]

You see why we do the kill tone?

[Sam Tripoli]

You're laughing.

[Clint Russell]

Oh, he's pissed.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah, he seems.

[Cole]

Oh, yeah, he's mad. Yeah.

[Clint Russell]

Yeah.

[Cole]

Someone basically called him a pedo. And. And Jose had a good, like, conspiracy beforehand. I think it was Jose or top.

[Fat Dave]

No, that was me. So scroll up. Scroll up, little dicky. Please scroll up right now. Hurry up. Scroll. Okay, so this person's a douchebag. This guy here, but he called him predator Fred Durst. He's not tagged at all. He Just wrote his name. So this means that Fred Durst is on Twitter searching his name frantically, which is great.

[Cole]

He's like, I'm not.

[Top Lobster]

He called Clint that. But Fred Durst. Yeah, he's looking for his name. Yes.

[Clint Russell]

I disagree, actually. I think he. I think he thought I was Fred Durst.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, okay. Maybe he is. So it's possible.

[Fat Dave]

So Fred Durst is not doing anything. He's not making music.

[Sam Tripoli]

Maybe you're just his venom.

[Fat Dave]

Oh, I did say. I never. I've never seen Fred Durst and Clint in the same room together. But here's. Here's the conspiracy theory. And it's probably not a conspiracy, but, like.

[Clint Russell]

This is literally you.

[Fat Dave]

Holy.

[Cole]

Oh, Jer.

[Sam Tripoli]

Oh.

[Cole]

Oh, my goodness. All right, whatever. Get to the conspiracy. Because this is actually. I. I think this is true.

[Fat Dave]

He's searching his name, and I could only imagine that he's searching his name. Fred Durst. And then space pedophile or space. Constantly just press and refresh, refresh, refresh. For 20 years. We haven't seen him since the 90s. And this. He's just sweating like, they're gonna catch.

[Sam Tripoli]

Me and are they gonna find out?

[Clint Russell]

Yeah, exactly. He's still cashing those royalty checks, but he's like, just constantly searching social media because there's a clause in the contract.

[Sam Tripoli]

That makes it say something. Limp Bizkit's first album is way better than they get credit for. And the reason, and if you really look at, like, why Limp Bizkit went to. One of the big reason was, and this is the most insane, is that Fred Durst started banging Pete Britney Spears, and everyone gave him for it. And there wasn't one dude who would have done it at the time.

[Top Lobster]

That ruined both of them, actually.

[Sam Tripoli]

Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

[Fat Dave]

But you know what, though? If we see that's when our culture was wholesome, Sam. Because nowadays, like, we would be like, yeah, this guy's a man. But back then we're like, yo, we don't with these hoes, Fred Durst. And then, like, things were better in the 90s. Like, we could say what we wanted to say. We need to go back. Yeah, these hoes.

[Clint Russell]

But anyway, so remember when Eminem was saying, like, really up? And everyone was like, that's a little edgy. No one was like, cancel him. And now he's just a. Like, he's just so, like.

[Top Lobster]

Although, to be fair, Fred Durst got canceled because he single handedly just destroyed woodstock 99. So that was sick, though.

[Clint Russell]

Oh, legend. I. I did it so I have to be.

[Fat Dave]

Anyway, like, I'm saying, let me just get the out. He might be a pedophile. Actually searching his name, and now he's, like, nervous about it because I can't understand why this guy would be searching some random thread on Twitter and just be like, yo, bro, that's not. I'm not a pedophile. That's not me. It's like, I don't. It just seems suspicious. Like, why go out of your way to even deny it? No. Yeah, yeah.

[Cole]

If I saw something with my name that was like, yeah, he jerks off to tranny porn. And I went on there and was like, I do not. Never have I ever even touched training, ever.

[Jose Galison]

We're not saying he's a pedophile, but we're saying if he was a pedophile, would he act any differently? That's all we're saying.

[Sam Tripoli]

Weird that he would randomly find that.

[Clint Russell]

Yeah, it's bizarre, dude. But just. Just, like, put your guys in my shoes.

[Jose Galison]

Well, he says.

[Clint Russell]

He says, like, y'all need to fact check better. It's like, this is just some random loser on Twitter.

[Sam Tripoli]

Put your.

[Fat Dave]

Put yourself out there.

[Clint Russell]

Put yourself in my shoes for a second. I grew up just, like, pure teenage angst. Limp Bizkit, like, my entire junior year or something of high school. Like, it was. That slapped so hard. And fast forward 20 years, and I have Fred Durst in my. In the mentions to some hit piece about some. That's out of context with me. That's with some chick who's in a controversy for maybe or maybe not being trapped.

[Sam Tripoli]

And he's denying that he's me.

[Clint Russell]

And I'm like, I've always wanted to be you. This is crazy.

[Sam Tripoli]

Happened today. It happened an hour ago.

[Clint Russell]

Do you know how crazy that is?

[Sam Tripoli]

This is why I, with you, die.

[Clint Russell]

Unbelievable.

[Fat Dave]

This is why I With your show so hard, Sam, because people like, flat earth. Is it. Is it a spear? Is it Whatever? And you're like, yo, this is like a realm. This is a simulation, and this proves it today. There's no way. Yeah, we are involved with Eliza Blue. Elon Musk. Fred Durst.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. What is happening here?

[Fat Dave]

Pedophilia? What is going on?

[Sam Tripoli]

You just manifested some weird ass, bro. What are you thinking?

[Clint Russell]

Yo, and I did that interview a year and a half ago at the behest of, like, a favor to Thaddeus, and then it's, like, turns into this. It's just that, like, there is. That's so inexplicable in all of this. That Like, I can't even wrap my head around it.

[Fat Dave]

It's so all ones and zeros, bro.

[Clint Russell]

The simulation is fucking tripping me out right now.

[Jose Galison]

Broke the simulation by doing an Age of Consent podcast.

[Sam Tripoli]

There's a lesson.

[Clint Russell]

There's a lesson in that. Don't do that.

[Sam Tripoli]

It is a weird discussion she's having, and you're. I don't know, you kind of gotta be like, what is she talking about? You know? But I'm also on my show. It's very weird. I have a weird show because I like to just let people go. Unless it's, like, something I fundamentally disagree with, I will let them say something.

[Jose Galison]

That's why Clint. Let him just roll. He's a. He agrees.

[Sam Tripoli]

13 year olds.

[Clint Russell]

Tell me, could you say it again, but slower?

[Sam Tripoli]

It was like Phil Donahue used to do that, just to mix up his crowd and get them all to fight with each other. He would just encourage them to keep saying the weirdest and weirdest. Yeah, yeah. You're the Jerry Springer of, like, political podcast.

[Cole]

Oh, that'd be so.

[Clint Russell]

That's so up, though, because, like, I have gone out of my way not to be in that arena. It's just. It's just crazy. I really didn't want to talk about this because, like, I almost didn't do the show tonight because I've been really bummed out. But then the Fred Durst thing happened, and I was like. And I love Sam. So I was like, it. I'm gonna do this. But let's. Let's try and keep it funny because this is therapeutic.

[Jose Galison]

Let's mix it up. Let's do plugs, and we'll move on to the next topic. All right.

[Cole]

There you go.

[Sam Tripoli]

All right. Yeah.

[Jose Galison]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Cole]

Hit that mute plug.

[Jose Galison]

Yeah, do it, Dicky.

[Cole]

What the.

[Clint Russell]

I'll start. We'll start with. With my plug, because I'm sure music.

[Jose Galison]

Away from music.

[Fat Dave]

Roller it.

[Clint Russell]

Take on the entire.

[Cole]

If you could turn down the music.

[Clint Russell]

Just a little bit, that'd be great. It is my take on the Eliza situation. I. I explained the context of the video. It's on Rumble right now. Also, Audio Catchers, Liberty Lockdown. Sam. Where can they find you?

[Sam Tripoli]

Go to Sam tripoli.com I am shadow banned everywhere, but you can try to find me at Sam Tripoli in Instagram, at Sam Tripoli on YouTube and Twitter. I still haven't got. Everybody else is getting their Twitter back. I can't get my Twitter back. God damn, I'm dangerous.

[Clint Russell]

It's crazy.

[Fat Dave]

He's got It. He's gotta Elon Musk, Sam.

[Top Lobster]

That's right. Do what Eliza Blue did.

[Fat Dave]

Find [e-mail]. go to podcastmerch.com, check out, like, Legion of Skank stuff, part of the problem stuff, and Top lobster everywhere else. Thank you.

[Jose Galison]

All right, Fat Dave.

[Cole]

Oh, just the Fat Dave on Twitter. I just on there. Just saying random crazy, but that's it. Just follow me there.

[Jose Galison]

All right, Jose Galison, you can follow me on Twitter at Tower Gang. Jose, I will be on Tim cast on February 8th, followed by my homie Reed Coverdale, the other member of Tower Gang that's not here on February 9th. But yeah, it's kind of funny that Clint brought up the whole Fred Durst thing. Now that Phil from All that Remains is part of the cast, I will get to meet him. And his that Fall of Ideals album was the soundtrack of my junior year. So, yeah, that's awesome. Simulation's working for me. Not so well for Clint. Let's, uh, let's keep it going also.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Jose Galison]

Follow my podcast no way Jose on, uh, YouTube. All major odd pockets. There's odds. Yeah, I'm covering JFK. Go check out my OKC. I'm hoping to drop some OKC facts on Tim Cast. We'll see how that works. Top made me a dope shirt for it. All right, go on.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Tower Gang Toad. I'm back at almost full strength on Twitter. Go to the Patreon patreon.com TowerGangPod subscribe to the Patreon and you'll get some bonuses that we got going on. You'll be able to submit to the mailbag and shoot as well. And I was just on Hosea's show again last night. We're talking about Hans Herman Hoppa, who I believe was also the sex professor sex expert at UNLV when Sam was going there. So.

[Fat Dave]

All right. Hell yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.

[Cole]

What do you even know about okc? Because I know Jose, like, would just love to hear that.

[Jose Galison]

What you know about that?

[Sam Tripoli]

Would you know about that okc? Yeah, man. There's a lot going on there all the time. You know, you just gotta ask, are there feds? Do the feds have an office in the building? And did they show up that day? And the answer is always no. Same thing on 9 11. You know, Nick Kroll's dad and brothers in Black Ops, private intelligence service, didn't show up that day. So, no, it's very interesting because they also talked about how no street vendors showed up that day on 911 as well. Whenever they find the person, immediately that's always a sign that something's up. Just a lot of chaos on that day. And what was in that building, all this evidence. You know, a lot of people don't even talk about like on 911 about like building 6 and like what was in building 6, which was the El Dorado Task Force, which was like a, a task force that like 50 different government agencies pooled their resources look for money laundering, for, for terrorism. And man, they just drilled that thing right down to the ground. So, yeah, OKC is completely crazy. Timothy McVeigh, he had a therapist that was like, what is his name?

[Jose Galison]

He was a, his. He was a protege of Jolly West. And Jolly west also was someone who was helping out with the, the victims at the time. Helping out, you know.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, with Charles Manson and Sirhan Sirhan and all these guys. He's like kind of, he's kind of like that corner that seems to show up at all these high impact events. He's like, oh, I'll look at these dead bodies. I just happen to be in the neighborhood again, you know, so same who.

[Jose Galison]

Talked to Jack Ruby right before he was getting evaluated by other people.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, I mean, so it's, it's, it's. You really wonder if any of these things would ever happen, if there was an invisible hand involved in any of it. So it's, I just wonder where humanity would be if it wasn't for these kind of like dark arts occultists people. I'm really starting to get into some really weird about Malachians versus Luciferians versus higher vibrational.

[Fat Dave]

So which do you prefer, Sam?

[Sam Tripoli]

Okay, the higher vibrational. But I also think, I mean, Luciferians.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah, and Luciferians, we already know the answer.

[Sam Tripoli]

If you go who's who, Like I think like Trump, Freemasons are Luciferian. I think Hillary, Henry Kissinger, you know, Klaus Schwab, they're all Malakians. So it's like, would you, you know, like I always think Trump is like a crime boss. Hillary Clinton is into like the dark arts. You know, the Chronos, Black Cube, Saturn, you know, pedophile stuff. Like, who'd you rather live on your block? Whose block would you rather live on? Crime bosses or some satanic pedophile? So that's kind of my opinion.

[Jose Galison]

I can't remember who your guest was in that recent episode where you broke up, broke down the Moloch's vs Luciferians, but I legit was listening to it and I was like, these Luciferians sound pretty dope am I Luciferian? I. I kind of agree with everything.

[Sam Tripoli]

They're interesting because Lucifer is mentioned one time in the Bible as a bearer of light, right? But if you go back, I had this guy named Esoteric Eddie on it, like, and the show did, like, huge numbers because, you know, he's a great guy. He's a friend of mine. But I, you know, sometimes we have like, Eddie Bravo will blow up or like an Alex Joe's blow up. But this guy got huge, huge numbers. And he was breaking down, like, basically, you know, the. The history of the term Lucifer. And there's actually a saint out there called St. Lucifer. And this was a guy that was challenging the. The Vatican and what people would most likely be like the Venetians on, like, the story of like, or basically organized religion versus spirituality. And organized religion was very much trying to harden everything to get everyone to believe, you know, Jesus, Son of God and all that stuff. And then you get into, like, the Sinai or whatever it's called, and how they were all sun worshipers, but then they're pushing Son of God, sun God. It's like, super interesting and, like, how they kind of labeled this guy as, like, they took his name and kind of like, demonized. So it's in. I, like, here's my whole thing because again, I was talking to Duncan Trussell today about the demiurge and what that represents. By the way, if you ever want to go into how feminists have everything up, study the demiurge, okay? Like that God has both male and female. Well, the female part is called Sophia. And Sophia decides she doesn't need him. I don't need a man to make life. And she made the. She made her own child, which turned out to be the death marriage, which a lot of people believe is the false God of the first. The angry God of the first testament who created this false reality. And we're in this. This reincarnation loop. So when you go into light, which is you're not supposed to do your archons, right? Who like, kind of disguise themselves as your. As your dead relative. So, like, you're dying. There's Grandma. She's like, come to the light. Tell grandma the off. Because archon. And you're supposed to say, I don't want to go into the light. I want to go back to the real reality. It's just super interesting.

[Fat Dave]

That's fast going deep, man.

[Clint Russell]

The hammer of the gods.

[Sam Tripoli]

I do Louis Jay Gomez's show, and he's always like, tell us about conspiracies. I'm like, you don't want to hear it. And then he talked about. He's like, that's too deep for us. I go, I told you that, like, too much.

[Fat Dave]

No, Sam, it's not deep enough, bro. It's not. You can't get to the back of our.

[Jose Galison]

I. I actually love your show. I. I listen to regularly. Although, like, on my show, I typically cover stuff that's, like, more palatable to normies. And I'll be honest, I listen to a lot of your stuff. I don't buy it all. I mean, I find it to be interesting. Fun thought experiment.

[Fat Dave]

He doesn't believe in the numerology stuff. Yeah, I think numerology.

[Sam Tripoli]

Ridiculous. I think.

[Clint Russell]

I think it's undiagnosed schizophrenia if I'm being for real.

[Jose Galison]

For real, for real.

[Fat Dave]

But I'll tell you why.

[Sam Tripoli]

I think people get lost in when they're just looking into numbers, into everything. But again, like, I just like to give people a chance to explain what they think. I. I'm very much into, like, old, Old school astrology, not necessarily Western astrology, which is like, hot chicks, just.

[Cole]

Yeah, yeah, no, not that.

[Top Lobster]

Not.

[Sam Tripoli]

Not the Vedic astrology and stuff like that. That stuff interests me, and I do believe that that is the knowledge that the elites want to keep from everybody. And the hidden history, whether Tatari is real or not and everyone's coming out, that's a giant psyop. That's definitely possible. But I mean, we do know that there is, like, hidden history and they're hiding from us how important we are. And, you know, you kind of get, you know, you know, you know, Eddie Bravo always talks about, like, how he's in the flat earth, but. And he used to be against Anunnaki. But I'm also like, you know, the Anunnaki, the fallen angels, you know, Enki, and they all might be the same. Yeah, well, the Nephilim, like in the Bible, they talk about.

[Cole]

Dude, that's one of my favorites.

[Sam Tripoli]

Came down and made it with the Daughters of Man. Like. Like, that sounds like the Anunnaki and what that's all about. So I think there's a lot of things being said in different words that are all saying the same thing.

[Fat Dave]

You know, I think the son of.

[Clint Russell]

God is the best example because it's like that. That is. They worship the sun. The Son of God. It's just. It's just too.

[Fat Dave]

That story. That story comes up a lot. But one of the craziest things about the Old Testament, I don't know you probably remember, Cole, it was the. The city that. That. That God burned to fire. Uh, Sodom and Gomorrah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Fat Dave]

So I think, like, lot went there with a couple people, and they were trying to, like, get 10 or so to be like, we're not bad. And one of the most interesting parts that sticks out to me is, like, they bought angels. They had two angels with them. And they went into this house real quick because it was just like, chaos and orgies in the streets, and dudes were knocking on the door like, yo, we know you got those angels in there.

[Cole]

We want to found that ass.

[Fat Dave]

Those angels. And I'm like, what is going on? And it's like, if you think about it, it's like, were you angels all the time? Like, would you like, yo, I know the angel is the best. Like, we gonna get that. We're gonna some angel today. It's crazy. What was going on?

[Sam Tripoli]

Was it angels it? Or did the angels do the, like.

[Clint Russell]

No.

[Sam Tripoli]

Well, coming down here and, like, I have a whole joke about how coarse chicks like fallen angels archons because they like bad boys, right? There's no bigger bad boy than a fallen angel. Right?

[Top Lobster]

That's why it's called a wingman.

[Sam Tripoli]

That's why it's called a wingman. Look at that.

[Fat Dave]

Don't enable him, Sam, please. That was pretty good.

[Clint Russell]

It's pretty good.

[Fat Dave]

It was good. It was good. That was a good one. But no, in this story, the angels were just, like, escorting lot and his and his people. And the regular dudes were like, they spotted him because they look like they're probably all, like, like, glitching out, and they're like, oh, there's angels. Let's go. Those angels.

[Cole]

One of the best parts after that is Lot goes, no, you can't. The angels. I'll give you my daughter.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, you can.

[Cole]

My daughter. They're like, like, no, give me the angel, dick. And typically accurate.

[Jose Galison]

I don't know. There's multiple different versions of biblically accurate.

[Cole]

Angels, but they're all the wings and the eyes.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Jose Galison]

So, like, the idea that you saw that. I'm like, yo, I'm gonna.

[Fat Dave]

That tripley things. They probably, like, they came to that. If they were looking at an angel, they came, and now that's like. That's the only way that they can.

[Sam Tripoli]

That's all they can get off on.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

They're just hunting angels forever.

[Fat Dave]

Imagine Solomon and Gamora is just people. They're all each other. But no one's coming because, like, there's like, there's like, no angels. So, like, when the angels came, they're like, oh, now we could bust just chafe skin all day.

[Jose Galison]

Bring up biblically accurate angels just so we understand the idea of what they're trying to. Because that's what makes it.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like we've done this before.

[Clint Russell]

Are you. That conversation you had with Duncan, will it be on family hour or.

[Sam Tripoli]

Well, I. I talked to him. I have a conversation, and he's like, you want podcast? He goes, I can do it now. But then all the power in Texas went out, which is. Which is crazy because it's happening all the time now.

[Cole]

Right ago, whenever the all, like, the airlines went down, like, they were just like, oh, yeah.

[Fat Dave]

Just.

[Cole]

All this is down now.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, here we go.

[Top Lobster]

Did that happen again?

[Jose Galison]

Enlarged dog.

[Clint Russell]

Dude, my dick is hard as a rock right now.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah, dude, look at that. It's like an ink blot test. What is this?

[Clint Russell]

I don't know. Looks like they're.

[Top Lobster]

Well, yeah, Whenever I see an ink blot test, I think it's a vagina. So, like, I definitely want to put my dick in this.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah.

[Jose Galison]

Imagine that and being like, yo, I want to.

[Fat Dave]

That some wild dudes back in the day, man.

[Jose Galison]

Them dudes.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah. I respect it, you know, saying I would be remiss if I. Because these guys are a bunch of normies. They. They try to act like they're conspiracy people, but they're really.

[Clint Russell]

We just don't have schizophrenia.

[Cole]

I've watched a lot of Windigoon. Okay. Top.

[Fat Dave]

That's like saying is like entry level, bro.

[Cole]

Dude, I love that guy. I don't know if Sam has ever heard of him. He's a great follower.

[Clint Russell]

Shut the fuck up.

[Top Lobster]

Cole has a man crush on. Cole is gay.

[Jose Galison]

Follow him already. Social.

[Fat Dave]

Shut the up.

[Cole]

Have you watched the iceberg about. About angels today that he put out? It was. And. And a biblical, like, tier list. It was so great. Sorry.

[Fat Dave]

Tell me more about.

[Jose Galison]

Wonderful.

[Fat Dave]

Anyway. Jesus Christ. All right. I don't even know how I. I had a good segue into this. A couple.

[Cole]

Because you have your vibrations.

[Fat Dave]

My vibrational theory. I tell. I told it like twice here and the guys.

[Jose Galison]

Vibrations here, guys.

[Fat Dave]

Every time I say it, they give me this blank, like, NPC stare. Just like.

[Cole]

They're like, I don't get it.

[Fat Dave]

I know you're gonna get it, Sam.

[Jose Galison]

I get it. I just think it's. But go on.

[Top Lobster]

I might get it.

[Fat Dave]

This is the theory to everything, and it kind of ties into you reminded me when you said, like, the Lucifer thing So biblically, like, when they talk about Lucifer, he was like the greatest angel. He was decorated with tendrils and. And. And other. Other things like that. And some people say that he was God's greatest musician, which kind of like, makes me think about. So I'm a musician as well, and I got in deep into theory, and then I got into synesthesia and color theory and stuff like this. And I'm also an artist, as you know, I draw, so I deal with, like, light and color. And when you really break this stuff down, it just comes down to ones and zeros. Like, the vibration of an a note is 440 hertz per second. And then the vibration of the color red, it vibrates almost on the same spectrum. So, like, people like Kanye west, who said that they have synesthesia, or other people who have perfect pitch, they will correlate colors to sound. And there's something more to that. There's like another dimension.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Hendrix did that.

[Fat Dave]

Yeah, yeah, Hendrix. There's a lot of people, even Pharrell and Neo, they have. They have this kind of thing to varying levels, but there's a dimension that we're not looking at. And. And the funny thing is it comes to ones and zeros, this numerology stuff. But it's just kind of weird how, like, we're manipulated by music, which is the devil's playground. That's Lucifer's greatest tool. And that's all, like. That's all manipulated through vibration. Then you go to, like, what. What Tesla said, where if you want to understand the. The greatest mysteries of the world, you have to understand vibration and. And energy and things like this. So in a nutshell, that's my theory, and it extrapolates to just about everything it touches. Every. Every time somebody brings something up, I'm like, there's a vibrational theory. You're always talking about, like, oh, this is like, low vibrational one. Vibrational energy.

[Sam Tripoli]

I think vibration is everything. I think people don't realize what they're consuming. It's like. It's like this thing about. I'm really. I push, especially in my recovery meetings, which is easy versus simple, right? It's like, you know, easy is culture. Culture is the enemy of nature. And, you know, easy is like fast food, alcohol, drugs, pornography, like pop culture, Real Housewives of blah, blah, blah, whatever dog rapping's going on right now. I mean, Glorilla. Have you ever listened to Glorilla? I mean, it's like, what are we going here as a society? Like, that's low vibrational. Then you got easy, I mean, simple, which is cool. Working out, eating right, prayer, all that stuff. I don't want to get too, like, spiritual here, but, you know, like, all that stuff is by higher vibrational and like the, the hurts in the music is done through a certain way to lower your vibration. It's everything. If you study the hermetic principles, which is like, to me, they took the hermetic principles, hardened them, took out all the mysticism of it, and they're called the laws of physics. That's basically what they did.

[Clint Russell]

Oh, that's cool as well.

[Top Lobster]

Well, you know what, what top is really getting at here. If, if everything is really just a series of ones and zeros, then you're saying that we are all code and that everything is a simulation. That's what you're getting at, right?

[Sam Tripoli]

I, I, I don't know what this is. It could be a holographic universe. I think it's way more interesting than they're ever telling us. They want you to think you live on a rock hurling through space, even though there's, none of it makes any sense. The numbers, how far the earth is from the sun is like all this occult. I think it's like 93 million miles, which is a thalima number. Like everything in 911 was a thalima number. Like, it's all there and it's like people just can't see it and, or they don't want to believe it because they don't understand that the lying that's being done to everybody. So when you go, everything's binary. I totally agree with that.

[Fat Dave]

Did you see that demar Hamlin post? The bill said, oh, he's back. They said, he's back, number three. And then they put another number three in the post. And I was like, come on, guys. And it was like the big one. It wasn't like, like, like just two threes. It was like in blue. I'm like, come on, dude.

[Sam Tripoli]

It's like we had the, the occult symbolism in it. And at best, that whole thing was a honey pot to make again, to make conspiracy theorists look stupid.

[Clint Russell]

That's what I thought.

[Sam Tripoli]

It was a deep fake. So I don't know what the answer is. I just realized that they are now trying to discredit us by putting out these stories. And these controlled oppositions within the conspiracy world are pushing these narratives. Like you remember with the Paul Pelosi stuff, that they were both in their tighty whities.

[Cole]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

And, and then that wasn't true. He Was, you know, like the other guy was in khaki shorts. And so, like, who. Who opens the door? Who opens the door to let everybody know what's going on? So all. And there was another story. I can't remember right now. But all of it is just meant to make conspiracy theorists look so stupid because we've been winning. And if you study that the other side, they celebrate these losses like they've just won the Super Bowl. Yeah. You know, like, it doesn't matter that since, like, Hillary Clinton stole, like, we've been right forever. But it really gets obvious when we realize that Hillary Clinton stole the primary from. From Bernie Sanders, which is the whole reason I did. Tinfoil hat. That's what kicked it off. But it's like we've been winning ever since then. So even if we got the Mar Hamlin wrong or whatever his name is, like, we're like 90 and 1. But they don't care because they just celebrate that one. That one is like everything to them because it allows them to go back to sleep.

[Cole]

Me and Top have talked about this. I think on here is that they. It's. They're kind of like vampires that they have to show their. They have to tell you what they're doing, but they have to do it kind of in a sly way because. And that's how. So like every time they do, like the different occult symbols, they're like. They're showing it to you because they have to in their mind, some. Whatever up moral system, they have to let them in. You gotta let them in.

[Sam Tripoli]

I used to think it was that, you know, they would just give you slack. They're also bragging. Yeah, they're also bragging to the other occultists that we pulled this off. That's what they do.

[Clint Russell]

What you're. What you're describing, Sam, is like the. The corporate news. They don't have to be truthful ever. And they're never held accountable. However, our circle, we have to. We have to pitch no hitters every time we're out there. We can't get anything wrong because if we get one thing wrong, everything we've said is discredited.

[Fat Dave]

You're not. You nod one time at a pedophilia.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, this is why my name.

[Jose Galison]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, I just don't even claim to be 100 truthful. Then this is why you don't even try.

[Jose Galison]

This is why you go the top lobster route and just full on, just clown like.

[Top Lobster]

Exactly.

[Sam Tripoli]

Every.

[Jose Galison]

Every time someone gets hurt, like they break a leg, were they vaccinated you.

[Clint Russell]

Know, like, yeah, perfect Lane. Because all he does is say insane 24 7, and everyone loves him. Anyways. It's like. It's the perfect. I don't know how the. You got that.

[Cole]

I've seen it multiple times. If someone tries to call you out and you're like, I don't give a. They're like, hey, man, that's not true. And you're like, I don't care.

[Clint Russell]

Leverage.

[Top Lobster]

Because he's the design and merch. Nobody can get it on his vat side.

[Fat Dave]

Maybe that's a little annoying. I want people to try to, like, I. I would like people to be angry at me the way they're angry at you, but it just doesn't happen for whatever reason. But Sam is right. They get that one win, and then they celebrate, and I just won't allow it. Even if I'm wrong, I'm still spiking the football on these faggots. I don't care, because they do it. They do it all the time to us. So why should we give them anything better?

[Top Lobster]

There's still something going on with Demar Hamlin. Like, I. I think it is true.

[Sam Tripoli]

That he's not normal.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. He was not at that game. And I think there was definitely something that was wrong.

[Cole]

That video. Because they had. They had, like. In the. Whatever, like, press box, they had a video from behind him so you could see, like, the back of him. But then they would wear a GIP.

[Clint Russell]

Mask, for God's sake.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Cole]

Then they would switch to a camera that was across the stadium and be.

[Top Lobster]

Like, zoom in, Blizzard.

[Cole]

Yeah. They're like, yeah, that's.

[Sam Tripoli]

That's.

[Cole]

That makes sense.

[Sam Tripoli]

It's not linear warfare. They want us to never be able to come together in agreement on everything. So they give you enough for both sides to be like, see, I told you. And then nobody ever comes together. I was talking to somebody about this. It was the. The. The paradise shooting. They had. They had a teacher say, it was a. It was a. I saw a cop in heavy armor shooting kids with a weird gun. And you go, how does that make it to broadcast? How. How does that get by all these people? And you're like, it didn't get by. It was actually pushed forward because they wanted that out because that would empower the. The. The conspiracy theorists to go to war with the normies. So they do that all the time. It's an old KGB thing that they do. Which is. Which is they. They fund both sides of the argument, you know, and it's like, Done up. So I'm more and more pulling out, going, okay, I'm gonna stop chasing everything that's talked about. I'm gonna wait a little while and see how it plays out. Because they really are losing the information war. So now what they've done is they're gonna try to discredit us by making us hang ourselves.

[Cole]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

Also.

[Cole]

And then also Gaslight, too, because I don't know if you saw it the other day. They're starting to do the Gaslighting now that the. That the lockdowns either didn't happen.

[Fat Dave]

One that almost got me with that. Yeah.

[Cole]

Oh, they didn't happen. Or they weren't that bad. Like, they were like. It was just like, you couldn't get takeout.

[Clint Russell]

But if you look. If you look at the people, the people that I interacted with that were saying that they were like, overt Marxists in their handles. And I was like. I was like, oh, yeah, because you guys want totalitarianism. Of course, you didn't think it was that bad. But I need to point out something real quick.

[Fat Dave]

Quick.

[Clint Russell]

This is really important because the demar Hamlin story, the original theory that set the world on fire is like, this had a vax injury and he just dropped dead on the field. Or he. Or he had a heart attack. And like, now he's in the hospital.

[Jose Galison]

Then it.

[Clint Russell]

Then it migrates to he's dead because no one's seen him. So that's. That's the mislead. Like, the story, the original, like, real concern here is that the vaccine this guy up right now, now no one talks about that. He was alive. Look at you idiots. And it's like, well, then they've already won the. The fight on that one.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, I'm totally with you on that one. It's like. And that was done on purpose. They keep changing the goal post, and that's what they do. And, like, I don't know if you guys do anything on rockfin, but am. Wake up.

[Clint Russell]

Yeah, those are my guys.

[Sam Tripoli]

Stephen. Pasta. Pasta. They brought up some really good. Really good point about, like, Marxism versus what's going on in this cop. Which country, which they call college Marxism, I call cultural Marxism. And it's different than what's happened in Latin America. And because Latin America has to deal with, like, CIA coups all the time, so they have to come together against the government. So. But what's happening here is this, again, this empowering of rich kids and, you know, all this cultural Marxism which you watch is the empowering of ethnic Minorities, alternative lifestyle, gender wars. That's not. That's not what's happening in Latin America. And that's kind of why they're having problems with this immigration problem, because everybody's leaving those Marxist countries and coming to America, and they're like, I like it here. That. Close the door behind me. We got a bunch of crazy people trying to get in here.

[Clint Russell]

Look at all these Mexicans still trying.

[Sam Tripoli]

Mexico has a border wall. Nobody talks about that. They have their own border wall trying to stop everything. So it's super interesting. I don't know what. How this ends. I just think it's just buy a bunch.

[Cole]

I think. I think it ends with the bubble burst. First the actual economic bubble burst, and then it's just gonna become like, all right, these people can't fend for themselves, and then it just becomes all out. They will just attack physically or whatever.

[Sam Tripoli]

They can, where they think there's, like, some weird kind of wars gonna happen, whether they're race wars or ideology wars. Like, there's not enough of the other side to put up any fight. Whatever, whatever. You want to break it down into a war. There's not enough of one side. So it's like January 6th was. They tried to create this chaos, these, like, antifa, like, ways of the right. But the right isn't like that. That's not how they are the right. When she gets crazy, they. They circle the wagons and bunker down and then only start curb stopping if you. If it gets out of control, which is Canoga. Right? Or whatever. Kenosha with, like, the Kyle Renault. It's like, okay, you guys are getting out now. The grown ups are gonna show up with guns, and you've got. You found out. 17 years old.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

Like, it's so crazy watching these guys defend this. Defend that pedophile who's calling people a white guy, calling people the N word. Who was a pedophile.

[Top Lobster]

That's right.

[Sam Tripoli]

And they're defending him.

[Fat Dave]

It could be any one of us. Any one of us here.

[Top Lobster]

Look, if you're. If you're old enough to kill a pedophile, then you're old enough to Eliza blue. So.

[Clint Russell]

That'S a weird dot connection.

[Cole]

That's all we're doing on the show.

[Fat Dave]

We were talking about the wall and Mexicans and stuff. You reminded me, man, you got to hook us up. Up with xg, man. I think XG would have a blast on the show if you could hook us up.

[Clint Russell]

Yeah, he's dope.

[Fat Dave]

He would love xg.

[Sam Tripoli]

It's his birthday. Today.

[Fat Dave]

Oh, happy birthday.

[Top Lobster]

Happy birthday.

[Sam Tripoli]

Nobody tells me their birthday, so they're like, hey, it's my birthday. I'm like, why didn't you tell me? I. So I just give them money. Like, it's just. I feel bad. I'm the. The worst.

[Jose Galison]

Tells me it's their birthday. As an adult, I'm like, shut up, Sam.

[Clint Russell]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry to ask this question again, but I didn't get clarification. Did you end up being able to record with Dunkey because the two of you combined is, like, probably my favorite podcast combo?

[Sam Tripoli]

No, we did. Like I said, we were talking about.

[Clint Russell]

Doing it, but the power went out, so you could.

[Sam Tripoli]

Generator gave out. He's like, I gotta go. I gotta fix my generator.

[Clint Russell]

Which is.

[Fat Dave]

All right.

[Jose Galison]

The old lady. Flip the breaker.

[Fat Dave]

You have some episodes with him on Tinfoil Hat.

[Sam Tripoli]

Like, he's a big part of Tinfoil Hat kind of taking off. Like. Like, I was very blessed that some of my friends came on my show, and we. We did swap cast, which Doug Stanhope had invented, where you both record and then you both put it out together at the same time. People don't do that as much as they used to, but I. I think those are great for people kind of getting each other's audience. So.

[Cole]

Hell, yeah, we did with Chrissy Mayer.

[Top Lobster]

We did it with Chrissy Mayer and Carol way early.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, she's. She's great. Like, she gets so much on the Internet, and I don't understand why. And people just.

[Fat Dave]

There's just, like, ginger red hair.

[Sam Tripoli]

Oh, yeah. It's also that this weird thing about, like, people love status quo, and they really love, like, you know, I. If you guys follow, like, sports or. Scott Van Pelt said this one time about how. How, like, he noticed that, like, when the critics pick a guy, an athlete, a prospect, that prospect could do, can do no wrong ever. But when someone comes out of nowhere that they didn't see coming and flourishes, everything that guy does, they're just nitpicking, nitpicking, nitpicking. And that kind of gets in the content creating as well. Like, or within traditional legacy media. When, like, the group decides this guy's the next great one, they can't do no wrong. But when someone comes out and kind of breaks the Matrix, people are just constantly nitpicking them all the time, which is my whole thing with, like. I think they're constantly nitpicking her because they're upset that she kind of had this awakening moment and is really Laid into it. And they're upset that she's, like, found a great way to monetize her hard work. And it's. I see coming from all sides, and I just don't understand it because she's really a hard worker.

[Cole]

Well, you mentioned it with the Matrix thing, because that's what they said in the movie was that when you are. When you do know, it's like kind of these people kind of blew up, and they. The. The system didn't see them. So then the system sees it as a threat and will actively try to eliminate that threat.

[Fat Dave]

That's npc. Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah.

[Cole]

And so because they didn't see it, they were like, it's a threat. It can't. Because we. We know what's good and for the system and for us. And then someone comes up, like, out breaks the matrix. The matrix pushes back as hard as it can.

[Sam Tripoli]

And it's limited hangout because they also want their guy.

[Cole]

Yeah.

[Sam Tripoli]

To be the one there.

[Cole]

In group preferences. We notice. We'd be noticing in group preferences.

[Fat Dave]

I put up limited hangouts to Tim. And when we were talking about, I think, Steven Crowder and stuff like that, and it. They were like, I don't. Oh, they were talking about Tucker Carlson. And I was like, maybe he's a limited hangout here. He does. He has some, like, a shady past. And they were just. They just looked at me like, blank, stared. And I was like, I could be talking about you guys too right now. But they're like.

[Clint Russell]

They're like, wait, you know what that is?

[Fat Dave]

Get him out of here.

[Sam Tripoli]

Get him out.

[Jose Galison]

Shut it down.

[Fat Dave]

Shut it down.

[Jose Galison]

Hey, stop badmouthing Tim. I'm going on next week.

[Clint Russell]

Hey, are we. Are we gonna run that video of. Of Pelosi's husband getting domed or.

[Cole]

No, I kind of want to see it because I just thought it was so funny that they opened the door and it's just like, them standing there.

[Clint Russell]

I don't think anyone opened that door. It just ninja opened.

[Cole]

I don't know.

[Sam Tripoli]

It was.

[Top Lobster]

It was a ghost, man.

[Cole]

Yeah, you can go like, go to 30 seconds.

[Clint Russell]

Yeah, 30 seconds. I already said it.

[Sam Tripoli]

There we go.

[Fat Dave]

He's a child, so bear with him.

[Cole]

What was it, 30 seconds? Yeah, because.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, guys, how you doing?

[Fat Dave]

Who does open? Because they're both holding the hammer.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah. Who opened the door?

[Top Lobster]

Who opens the door and then drop the hammer?

[Clint Russell]

Nope.

[Sam Tripoli]

Yeah, look at.

[Top Lobster]

Look at how bad he is, man.

[Cole]

With that plumber's crack, you would think you would hit him with a wrench.

[Jose Galison]

Yeah, don't actually see it. Main contact, too, so.

[Fat Dave]

Whoa.

[Clint Russell]

Oh, you. But you hear him snoring, bro. He's KO3.

[Cole]

It's like when you do get caught, you and your brother or something get caught doing something by your parents.

[Sam Tripoli]

Give me your hand.

[Fat Dave]

Because they literally just.

[Sam Tripoli]

This smells of that room right now.

[Top Lobster]

Smell crazy. What were they actually doing, though? Because, like, they were working.

[Fat Dave]

There were 10 minutes ago.

[Cole]

Oh, that is him snoring, isn't it?

[Clint Russell]

Yeah, dude. All right, so get rid of this. Pause. Get rid of it. All right, so there's. There's ice on the floor. So he had a drink.

[Cole]

Yeah.

[Clint Russell]

So he's been kidnapped, allegedly. And he's allowed to make a beverage. He's also allowed to pick up the phone, call the cops. He says overtly. Normally the Capitol Police are the ones that are involved in this. So this lunatic breaks in, allows him to call the cops, allows to convey. Normally, it's the Capitol Police here. My wife, Nancy Pelosi. Yeah, he's waiting for. She's not going to be back in a couple. For a couple days. I guess he's just gonna hang. Have to hang out. And they're like, do you want to send anybody? He's like, no, I think we're good. Click. It's the weirdest that I've ever seen in my life because does anybody have a real explanation of what transpired?

[Jose Galison]

It's so bizarre. I can't even understand it.

[Cole]

The amount of stories that came out, like, it was like. I think you mentioned earlier, it was like, at first it was, oh, yeah, they're both in their underwear. And then it was like, right. And then there was like, oh, yeah, the. This guy opened the door. And then it was like, no, nobody opened the door. And then like, it's. It was like a ghost. A thousand stories came out immediately. And then like, it was like, they're all. I mean, still doesn't make any sense at all. None of them.

[Fat Dave]

The real. The real question is, like, what's going through Sam's mind right now? So of course they. They did they.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. That guy's got a big ass, man.

[Fat Dave]

Is the reason we're like, are we seeing this for a reason? That's what that's like, the real thing. Like, did they show us this to really us up but see it.

[Sam Tripoli]

Well, it's almost like right around when this. This, you know, the last of us comes out and this episodes just nothing but dudes boning during a zombie apocalypse.

[Top Lobster]

And Is that why Cole.

[Cole]

It was a good episode. Teared up, right?

[Sam Tripoli]

Like, and then this guy, you know, it's just like, everything's about programming and just about. Like, everything's about what. What are they trying to. To propagandize here. And I don't even know what's happening at HBO anymore. I just. What is going on at hbo, Like. Like, House of Dragons is basically, how much will you put up to watch dragons, right? We got pedophilia and incest and gay interracial. Like, we're gonna show you dragons, but you gotta stick through this weird ass as he bangs his chick who's just 12, like three scenes ago now. She's.

[Jose Galison]

A different time, Sam.

[Clint Russell]

There's different. There's different restrictions depending on culture, Sam.

[Sam Tripoli]

You know, that's true, I guess.

[Fat Dave]

Did they speak with their city council?

[Cole]

Velma is on hbo, isn't it? Velma. Velma, which just came out and is actually the only one that's actually getting, like, torn to pieces. But at the same time, it's like, how did this ever. Like, why are they putting this out?

[Sam Tripoli]

Here's.

[Clint Russell]

Here's my question, Sam. I think, like, if you're. If you're in this to make money, which allegedly they are, right? I think that a show. Well, this is the question, right? So let me. Let me get to the point. Then we'll see if they are. They have Bill Maher up there, and he does crazy ratings, so I'm not even gonna hate on him. I think his show sucks ass. I watch it every week. I'm addicted to listening to these retards talk. I can't get enough of it. But it sucks. All right, so you have a similar setup. You have Sam Tripoli doing it, and you have the most interesting conversations in the world about that no one talks about anywhere except for the Internet. Like, tell me that doesn't do numbers. Why don't they do something like that? I don't understand it.

[Sam Tripoli]

Because it. Because I mean, to be honest with you, it has nothing to do with profits anymore. I mean, it's nothing about profits. I mean, if you study the whole system, it's Babylonian money magic, brother. And it's like. Like all this. All this woke Cultural Marxism is. Is the result is from basically ESG Environment, ESG Environmental, social governance, which Clint, you were on my show talking about. It's like, this is all banker stuff and it has nothing to do with views. Has everything to be the. That these. These companies are all owned by the same people and they all want to stay in the good graces. So no longer are you entertaining. You're entertaining these suits. And this is being done on purpose. And, like, what. What you're watching now is like, they're starting to realize, okay, man, we can't have this. It's not even that they're not making money. They don't care because they print all the money. They're losing the power of manipulation and propaganda. That's why they're starting to freak out. That's why they're like, we can't program these guys anymore. So, like, you got CNN going. We're getting rid of everybody. You know, we're gonna. We're gonna try to do comedy with Bill Maher now. You're like, how's that gonna work? What is that gonna do? Why are people gonna tune in the CNN to watch a YouTube show?

[Cole]

You think we'll actually see kind of like a resurgence, like, just for a short time, a resurgence of actually good products? Just because they have. At some point, like, they'll be like, we're. We can't have it. So much trust.

[Fat Dave]

You guys are watching Tower Gang right now?

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Jose Galison]

I mean, for real, though, it is. It will be the underground, these things that rise up eventually. And obviously, there'll probably be a cycle where somebody, some of these entities become, you know, part of the new New order or whatever.

[Clint Russell]

But then they buy. They buy out who they can, and then they crush who they can't buy out. And that's just the game.

[Fat Dave]

Daily Wire thing you got.

[Jose Galison]

You got Sam, you got really wires, limited hangout.

[Sam Tripoli]

I mean, you could just watch how they operate. I mean, Candace Owens, like, going after everybody until, you know, the people sign a check, tell her to attack dog somebody, and she's done great work.

[Cole]

Jordan Peterson has been a throat opposition. If I've ever seen the overthrow of.

[Clint Russell]

The Shah of Iran or not the shah.

[Sam Tripoli]

You just had dinner with Netanyahu and now you're, like, calling for the overthrow of Iran. It's like. It's, like, so obvious, and it's just like, this is what happens when you sell your soul. A great example is that guy from who's so Funny Dude? All gas, no breaks. That guy who just got canceled. And the minute. The minute. They tagged him with something, they took it away from. He like. And this goes into something that I've been talking about the show. I heard it on this sports radio talk because that's how old I am. But Colin Collard was talking about when you try to be happier than happy, that's when you get into danger. So this guy Andy, I Forgot what his last name is. But he. He had the Greatest show on YouTube. All gas, note breaks. I know it wasn't his. So he started Channel 5, and he was just killing it, and he. And he was his own boss, and he would never have to answer to anybody. And then he let him in by doing that January 6th show. And the minute they had something they could cancel him for, they took it away from him. And now he's running around every. Every story you read, it's just like, oh, my God, I consented, but he just kept. He made me do stuff. I'm uncomfortable with you. Like, what are we talking about? Because. And this is. This is the gender war. So now it's not. Even if you consented, you still have the right to. You're like, but yes is yes at this. Once you get the yes, it's go time. Right?

[Cole]

We should ask World star Hip Hop how that goes.

[Clint Russell]

I refuse to have another consent discussion. I'm not doing this.

[Sam Tripoli]

I'm not doing. It's like, once you give them something to cancel, that's how you get canceled. The more you stay away from cancer, you know? Like, I know there's nothing in Hollywood I want at all. I've had friends of mine blow up. They're like, I'm gonna take care. I'm like, I don't want it. I don't want any of it. I don't want to be on tv. Like, the last show I did was my friend's show on the NFL Network, because I've been friends with her for 20 years, and she asked me to come on, and we were going to talk conspiracies in the NFL. That's it. Outside that. I mean, it's on Amazon Prime. It's. It's deep, deep, deep, deep, deep. But outside that, it's like, no, man, don't give them anything. They can cancel on you. My special that I'm gonna shoot, I'm just gonna put on my. My. My. On my website. It's like, I'm not gonna put it anywhere where you could be like, ah, bang. Take it away from you.

[Cole]

Speaking of NFL, it's. It's totally rigged, right? Like, we're 100 on that NFL player.

[Sam Tripoli]

He was totally joking when he said that. It was all. And that was.

[Cole]

That was really funny, though. The memes out of that were hilarious.

[Sam Tripoli]

Hey, Adrian Foster, right? Yeah, dude, that's a big problem on the right now. We always make fun of the left. Can't take jokes now. You got these conspiracy theories to everything's literal. Like, I refuse to. To be serious. Like, my whole Instagram and it's why I'm getting shadow banned is politically incorrect. It's either dirty or politically incorrect. And I have people, like, just losing it on me. I'm like, Like, I am not gonna be. I'm. What's the point of, like, trying to save the world if you're gonna be miserable in it? And I'm. I'm a dick joke comic. I love dirty jokes. I grew up on Richard Pryor, Sam Kensen, Eddie Murphy, all that stuff. And I'm not gonna. Because I understand that there's these demons out here trying to suck our. Our loosh. I'm not going to start getting serious and have to do Christian comedy because I don't find that funny at all. I, like, I posted a video of them pulling out like, a cucumber all guy's ass that long. It's the most hilarious thing ever.

[Top Lobster]

Nicole's favorites.

[Sam Tripoli]

Hilarious.

[Cole]

I need to. I need to include them on my. My Instagram curations because you guys.

[Fat Dave]

Did you guys see the video of the girl herself with a fish? Like, her husband catches me. Yeah. It's crazy, man.

[Sam Tripoli]

Videos of, like, dudes getting blow jobs by fish. I'm like, why are you. Oh, yeah.

[Clint Russell]

Out of his mind.

[Sam Tripoli]

He's.

[Clint Russell]

He's the dude that can't come right.

[Fat Dave]

This stuff is on Facebook. I posted a fish.

[Top Lobster]

Like, at least use an octopus. They know what they're doing.

[Sam Tripoli]

Octopus.

[Top Lobster]

Octopus.

[Clint Russell]

Hey, that. That was a. That's a good way to end it. I want to be respectful of Sam's time. Everybody go out. You got so many shows. Go ahead and rattle them off so people know where to find you.

[Sam Tripoli]

I have seven podcasts.

[Clint Russell]

I know.

[Sam Tripoli]

And I'm a crazy person. Is my mothership the number one? And then I have, like, broken sim, which is like, me talking about my week, and I just see how long I can go for. It's like, it's where I try to write jokes on a podcast and try to bring them to the stage. They have Conspiracy Social Club with Brian Callan. They have the union of the unwanted cash. Daddies is my finance show. Zero is my spiritual show. And then I have, like, Punch Drunk as my sports show. And I think that's it. I think that's all of them. I'm a crazy person.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Clint Russell]

Yes.

[Sam Tripoli]

I'm a crazy person in the best way possible.

[Clint Russell]

Dude, you spread. You spread truth and humor, two of my favorite things in the world. You are a kindred spirit to the Tower gang. Thank you so much for joining us.

[Sam Tripoli]

There's something.

[Clint Russell]

Oh, dude, don't worry about it.

[Fat Dave]

There's something about. About the number seven. Now that he's got seven podcasts. That's like a godly number. You got to keep it right there.

[Sam Tripoli]

I. I probably should get one more just to get eight, because that's. That's the money sign and stuff like that. But I appreciate you guys. This is a very funny show. I wish I'd been on it earlier. We'll do it again soon. And I appreciate guys asking me to be on.

[Top Lobster]

Thanks for coming on, man.

[Clint Russell]

Kisses, hugs and kisses.

[Top Lobster]

Gay sex for you all.