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Reb Sims
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Lighten it up.
Top Lobster (Top)
Top Lobster Productions. In the shadows of the ancient ones they never went away.
Reb Sims
They're still here today. Level up Death squad. When the last trumpet sounds and the heavens Crack
Bluff
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Reb Sims
Neville. Despot. Despot. Despot. Despot. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your paranormal testimony. If you want to send something crazy that happened to you so that we can read it and ridicule you on our show, it's chroniclesndsgmail.com. go ahead and type it out, send it and we'll make fun of you. And maybe something good will come of it. I don't know. I'm David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That's Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.
Top Lobster (Top)
What's up?
Reb Sims
We are joined by Matt for Amy's viewing pleasure. He's very purple, host of Straight B and owner of the Standard coffee shop, where you will also find the NDS Studios. If you come here, you get some coffee, you could also come and hang out with us and you know, that's cool. Also, before we get into the show, guys, patreon.com forward/nephilim death squad tops doing some technical stuff. We don't need to pull it up. You guys know what the website looks like? Patreon.com is where you're going to find early access to episodes, ad free listening experiences, access to communities of dangerous retards. We have groups on Telegram, Discord and Twitter. Also on Discord is where our weekly Bible study is. We have one happening tonight, I believe.
Top Lobster (Top)
No, Wednesday nights.
Reb Sims
Today's Wednesday. Oh, today's Tuesday. I'm sorry.
Top Lobster (Top)
Tuesdays are for the Lord, dummy.
Reb Sims
Wednesday nights we're doing Bible studies. When I say we're, I mean I. I'm not doing.
Top Lobster (Top)
You mean them.
Reb Sims
They. Them are doing it together. And, and it's fantastic. So the community's coming together and they're getting into scripture. If you want to be a part of that, let us know. We'll send you the link. Also, discount codes off of merchandise from top lopsa.com where not only you're gonna find our T shirts that are all designed by Mop Gobsta, but you're also going to find tickets to Bohemian Grove 88. I'm gonna read that list of people off again. I don't have it. Oh yeah, I do. Guys, there's a lot of the homies there people that you're familiar with from the show's history. Ed Mabry, Dr. Heather Lynn Perry and Brandon of Hidden in plain sight. Paranoid American Chaney Donut is going to be there. Demon erasers. Looks like we're have a JT follow Ska News Network. Laura Baker. All the homies are going to be there. The list goes on and on. It's actually quite long.
Top Lobster (Top)
And a very special hidden surprise.
Reb Sims
That's so cool. Guys, we got a hidden guest.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, we got a hidden guest. It's going to be. I'm not going to tell anybody.
Reb Sims
I'm not even going to say anything.
Top Lobster (Top)
I'm excited.
Reb Sims
It's a banger.
Top Lobster (Top)
I'm excited for the hidden guest. I'll let you guys, I'll let.
Reb Sims
Oh, you'll be speculate endlessly. We'll never burn though.
Top Lobster (Top)
Speculate in the chat. Well, we won't look.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
We, we.
Top Lobster (Top)
I mean, we'll look, but we won't tell you anything. We're joined here by Matt today.
Reb Sims
Look at. There he is again. We did, but it's fine. Let's do it again,
Top Lobster (Top)
you know, can
Reb Sims
you get in the shot?
Top Lobster (Top)
What are you doing?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I'm in the shot.
Reb Sims
Why are you eating a whole brownie?
Top Lobster (Top)
It's a brownie. I thought you were keto dog.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, these guys bars are legit, dude. Those are good foods.
Reb Sims
I think I had those ones. Tastes like dirt.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Flap. Got it.
Reb Sims
Oh, man. You know what?
Top Lobster (Top)
Laura Loomer. We could get Laura Loomer at the event.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What if we already plan on being there?
Reb Sims
Okay, hear me out, guys. All the dangerous retards and all the guests involved. What if we all. Jesus. What if we all feigned support for Israel and we had fake disdain for Palestine? And that way she can really get whipped up into a frenzy and we can all look at each other and
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
go, oh, look at her go.
Top Lobster (Top)
This would be a really great guest to have.
Reb Sims
Oh, yeah, but he's overseas. He's overseas.
Top Lobster (Top)
He's too far. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
Honestly, I might have made more of a attempt to make content with that guy.
Top Lobster (Top)
Guys, do some serious guesses.
Reb Sims
Yeah. Can you guess for sure? I mean, for realsies?
Top Lobster (Top)
I want you to make me feel uncomfortable when I read the name.
Reb Sims
Yeah. So I go, well, now you've read every single name, so if you don't click on the next one, then they're going to know it's them.
Top Lobster (Top)
Somebody that's alive is coming.
Reb Sims
I mean, you know, we might do a little seance or something like that. Get. Get Hitler involved. Is it Daddy? It's Daddy. It's not Daddy. Or is it Daddy?
Top Lobster (Top)
It might be Toad.
Reb Sims
Toad. Better.
Top Lobster (Top)
No, it's a bigger name. It could be Daddy. Could be.
Bluff
Could be Jay.
Top Lobster (Top)
Could be Sam Tripyle. I don't know who that is.
Reb Sims
Who is Sam tripailey? All right, guys, really quickly. If you're listening to this show, the final round of votes for Mount Crushmore is officially open. If you find any of the links that Sam Tripoli has posted, there's actually a Google document. You have to go in, sign in with your email. Could it be. Could it be Charlie Kirk is coming.
Top Lobster (Top)
I would never invite Mother Horse eyes.
Reb Sims
I thought you'd say, I would never invite Charlie Kirk.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's rude. So I got his stance on Israel. I mean, up until recently.
Reb Sims
I like 256. Justin says hello.
Top Lobster (Top)
Hello. That's it. Don't care who.
Reb Sims
Hello.
Top Lobster (Top)
Don't care who's coming.
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Top Lobster (Top)
It was.
Reb Sims
Hello. Hello. It's Joe Rogan.
Top Lobster (Top)
A lot of these names. A lot of these names are cool. No, it's not Joe Rogan, I'll tell you.
Reb Sims
Oh, Carmelo Anthony, the watermelon felon. That would be quite the guest. Yeah, quite the guest. All right, so last time we did Chronicles, we stopped, like, midway through somebody's story. And I'm not gonna lie to you, I don't remember whose story it was.
Top Lobster (Top)
Do you remember? Nancy's here. Hi, Nancy.
Reb Sims
Say hi, Nance. Hi. Oh, wow. In a timely fashion. That was actually really quick. Are you all right, Nance?
Top Lobster (Top)
Everything good?
Bluff
Yes.
Reb Sims
Well, that's good.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yes, but. What?
Reb Sims
No, I don't think there was a but.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But There was. I mean, she didn't say but. But.
Reb Sims
No buts. All right, that's fine.
Top Lobster (Top)
Maybe Nancy remembers it. Was it Greasy Bear that we were reading?
Reb Sims
I've got Spellbound here. I'm trying to remember. I don't think it was spellbound. No, no, it wasn't spellbound. But we're gonna get into Spellbound story. Was it. Was it Greasy Bear?
Top Lobster (Top)
We should have discussed this before the show.
Reb Sims
No, I. I don't think this is. I don't think it's him either, man. Okay, maybe it was.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What the heck, man?
Top Lobster (Top)
Well, Matt, you were the one reading.
Reb Sims
Oh, that's right, he was reading.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, I have no clue where we're at, though.
Top Lobster (Top)
It might have just been the email that we were reading.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Come on, I'll read.
Reb Sims
No, you can't read if we don't have it. Chat. Is this real?
Top Lobster (Top)
Also, Matt, where's your computer? No, that's a Bible. That's a book.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
That's what I keep with me. You guys do the laptop thing.
Reb Sims
Yeah, Honestly, I'm gonna jump straight into this one because it's really fantastic. And if we figure it out later on this. This title really got me. It says, jeff Probst, demon face, watermelon baby harvesting operation. Did he fake Jesus experience.
Top Lobster (Top)
Got me. I'm in.
Reb Sims
What are we doing? You know? And this is from Becca. So Becca. She won the lottery here. Oh, there's even pictures. Oh, damn, Becca. Okay, we doing pictures and. Oh, they're AI generated photos. This is actually a banger. It's in the email, not in the.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Very organized. This reminds me of when, like, in school you could get a good grade, even if it was, like, a bad report. But you did offer, like, pictures and stuff with it.
Reb Sims
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Becca, this is Reb. Reb, are you in the chat? No. We'll find out. It says hello again, Top and David. Specifically, no mention of Matt. Very good, very good.
Top Lobster (Top)
Off to a Great start.
Reb Sims
Great start. Awesome explosion. No, Matt. No Matt. It's me, Reb Sims. And you've been docs, but Rev is. Is a longtime member of the community. I'm very sure we've said her name a bunch.
Top Lobster (Top)
Becca.
Reb Sims
Reb.
Top Lobster (Top)
Becca.
Reb Sims
Becca. Rebecca.
Top Lobster (Top)
Rebecca.
Reb Sims
Oh, I see what makes sense.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I always thought I was like Reba McIntyre vibes. Whenever I see she was a red haired country singer, I think, oh, okay, let's keep guessing.
Top Lobster (Top)
In the chat for our guest, it's Sean Strickland.
Reb Sims
Imagine. How cool would that be?
Top Lobster (Top)
That would be crazy.
Reb Sims
He will volume strike everybody that's just gonna run into the audience and just tee everybody up until they get TKO'd love that. I just want to say it's been an amazing. It's been amazing being part of the NDS family. I do. Rev's been here for a long time. There's a couple people. I'm not gonna get into all the names, but you guys know who you are. Jin is one of those people. Been here since the jump. I love you all so much. I've never actually felt more a part of a church than with nds. Well, that's very nice. And being that I'm an expat pk. I'm sorry, xpk. Penguin kid.
Top Lobster (Top)
Pastor's kid. What does that mean? You killed your parents. How are you pastor's kid?
Reb Sims
You're not one anymore.
Top Lobster (Top)
Maybe her dad was an ex. Is an ex Pastor Red.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You kill your dad, you can retire from that.
Top Lobster (Top)
From being a pastor?
Lady Luck
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Don't know. Oh, okay.
Top Lobster (Top)
Pastor Rick's retired.
Reb Sims
Well, he's still there, I think. It's just that he walks.
Top Lobster (Top)
What are you saying, Matt?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I mean, can you really retire from a position like that? That just seems wild? Like if God calls you to be a pastor, then one day you're like, yeah, I'm packing it up. Because in America, you just retire when you hit a certain age.
Reb Sims
Well, he's old as.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
How old?
Top Lobster (Top)
Man, let's. This guy, he had cancer.
Reb Sims
He's old, he's tired, but he's super old.
Top Lobster (Top)
Let him be done.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I just don't know what it means to be retired.
Top Lobster (Top)
You better show some respect, man.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What's the matter with him? I can't wait to have him on.
Reb Sims
Oh, yeah, Pastor Rick's gonna be on the show. Apparently.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I'm gonna bring up the fact that the Raven stopped going to church. Like, that's gonna be like my first thing I bring up to him.
Reb Sims
I have to. I have to. I have to go back.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yes.
Reb Sims
And I'm not gonna say anybody's names. Maybe, maybe this guy will hear this.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Lobster.
Reb Sims
No, maybe this guy will hear this.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Why say it like that? No wrinkly shirt.
Reb Sims
Because I can't say anything without him doing that. He is like a soundboard. You know the one that you never press.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
So.
Reb Sims
So this guy doing this, I'm not going to say his name, but you know who you are. If you're out there, hit me up. And I guess I'm gonna, I'm gonna, you know, kind of reveal a thing to him, but he, he hits me up and it's this long message about how he's, you know, he sees a lot of himself in me and, and stuff like that. Not in a gay way.
Top Lobster (Top)
I was gonna say.
Reb Sims
No, not inside each other. And he had this, like, falling away because of all the stuff that we've talked about in this show. And then he away with what, like with his church, because of a lot of the same stuff that we talk about. And, and then like something happened. It's a personal relationship with his pastor, also not gay. And he's basically expressing that. He. It's on his heart to tell me to come back. And then he, I watch this in real time. He deletes it and then he types it out again. Slightly differently, but same heart of the story.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What was the platform that it was on that you could see it get deleted? And then Twitter.
Reb Sims
Twitter.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, the Twitter.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, so he was commenting.
Reb Sims
Yeah. And then he types it out again. He deletes it again, types it out again, deletes it again. And the last, the last time he types it out, it literally says, I have tears in my eyes right now. And I'm like, okay, dude. Yeah, like, I didn't respond to him.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So I understand that you're just not going because you're sleepy, though. Like, he thinks it's like this super deep thing. He doesn't realize you're just sleepy and that's why you quit going on.
Reb Sims
Guys, we're up every Sunday morning. It's. My son is off of school, so it's. We're going to the gym. I've been having the, the pleasure of taking my 11 year old to the gym every day with me, which is fantastic. But yeah, so I'm gonna go back. Also had a dream. Matt, I'd actually like to get your. Your opinion.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Why do you always wait till we're on the show? Do you, like, you never talk to me as like, buddies anymore?
Top Lobster (Top)
You guys aren't buddies.
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, I mean we are
Top Lobster (Top)
schedule up there.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
See it?
Reb Sims
So remember how last time I told you I had this dream and I was inside that storefront and there was this greasy demon and I like, oh, no, not the other one. And it was family members with the panther that came down the stairs and
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I saw town that you're from.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yo, girl didn't give you the sword.
Reb Sims
The girl didn't give me the sword. Same road also at night. Very strange. So I'm on that road again. It's night time. I'm being met by some familiar faces that are like chatting me up. And all of a sudden I look behind me, my shadow comes up out of the ground.
Top Lobster (Top)
Huge shout out to sport dream.
Reb Sims
Oh, shout out to sport dream. By the way, they shouted me out, which was nice for roasting the out of Dave Portnoy.
Top Lobster (Top)
I'm glad you're getting shout outs.
Reb Sims
It's nice somebody finally recognized. So my shadow rises up out of the ground and it's a bowl.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay, hang on, hang on. So it's a daytime dream.
Reb Sims
Nope, it's nighttime. But you still have a shadow. There's still enough of a street light, I guess, so.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Street light. But the shadow, that's like a flat shadow.
Reb Sims
I turn around and I go, oh. And I watch this thing turn into a bowl. It's just a giant black bull comes out of the ground.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
All of this is pointing back to your past. It's a town from your past. It's a shadow that's behind you. It's what else is going on in the stream.
Reb Sims
There's just like. There's some familiar faces from my past.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
All this stuff's pointing back to your past.
Lady Luck
So.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But your shadow's like a bowl that ultimately you're gonna fall in.
Reb Sims
Not a bowl.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
A what?
Reb Sims
A bowl. Like with horns.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, a bull. Like an animal? Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
A bowl.
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I thought you were saying like a bull. I thought you were going like this.
Reb Sims
No, like, yeah, comes up out of the ground.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Well, now. Yeah, like what's the passage. Is it an Isaiah passage where he says, the bulls of bay she and have compassed about me? Like, it's a. It's a reference to when he's on the cross. Like the bulls bad thing associated with bail as well. Like. Yeah. So you just got some demonic stuff from your past you still haven't dealt
Top Lobster (Top)
with, and it's following you around like sons have fainted. They lie at the head of all the streets as a wild bull in a net. They are full of the fury of the Lord. They rebuke of thy God.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, you have. You have something demonic from your past following you around. Like a shadow. Like. Like this thing keeps referencing itself of your past. It's a street from your past. It's a store from your past. It's faces from your past. But he's like, you're still not getting the point, Raven. You're still getting the point. It's on top. You like a shadow. Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
All those gay thoughts could be the
Reb Sims
gay thoughts from your past on that I had particularly on that road.
Bluff
Okay.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't like that. So I know it's not that.
Reb Sims
I see the bull and I'm like a little kind of like excited, and I grab it by its horn. Like, I've got a side.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay.
Reb Sims
Almost like side mount on it. And I've got both of its horns, and I like, get it to stop thrashing. And then I pin this thing to the ground on its side. And like, you know how you would put a dog on its side?
Spinquest Announcer
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Reb Sims
Until you dominate it. Yeah. Literally kept it there until it stopped thrashing, until it totally submitted. And then I got up and it just laid there.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So you have power and authority over this thing.
Reb Sims
I don't know. And that was like the. The whole dream. I just put the thing on its side.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, I like that.
Reb Sims
Calmed it down.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I like that.
Reb Sims
Like a dog.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Like, you would go, I don't what the thing is. And whatever it is, we probably don't want to bring it up on the show in front of 30, 000 of our closest friends.
Reb Sims
It could be all the gay thoughts, but. Or the gay.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But the bottom line is, like, once you took it on, you had authority over it. I don't like that.
Reb Sims
But I don't know what. What from that. From that. From that era of my life. I mean, look at that.
Top Lobster (Top)
See, I see a lot of myself in Raven. What is this?
Reb Sims
Why you guys be in me. Son of a. But I thought it was an interesting dream. Okay, so back to this Way less than seven. Stop it. And being that I'm an ex pastor's kid says a lot, so. Yeah, I agree. It is remarkable that Reb comes from an actual household where her father was a pastor.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Right.
Reb Sims
And she's finding, you know, community and. And calling this her church, which is, you know, I just said gay sex.
Top Lobster (Top)
Probably not. Not right.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Well, a lot of the pastor kids just feel like they got shafted. Dud. The dad was a dad.
Reb Sims
That is a problem.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
As opposed to, like, the kids in their own house where the pastor shaft the kids, which is intriguing. Okay, I don't like that language, but which is intriguing. It does beg the question, like, should you be a pastor while you still have your own kids in your own home?
Reb Sims
As long as you're beating them, I don't see any problem with it.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's a good question. Yeah, because you have to pass to everybody else, how are you doing that with your.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Not only that, it says, like, if your children are unruly, then you're not fit. Till when he's. Who's he talking to? Timothy. He's Paul talking to Timothy. Then you can't shepherd the house of God. Because if you can't shepherd your. Your own household, how could you shepherd the house of God? Well, how do you know if you have unruly kids until you've seen them to adulthood? You know what I mean? Like, it's true. I don't know. It just seems wild the way we. The problem is, we've set it up like a career, like an American career. And so you start your career when you're done with high school, you do, like, the next thing, and then, boom, you go into your career just like everybody else as you raise a family. But it's just. I don't know. I think it begs the question of, should we do it that way?
Reb Sims
I don't know.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Should a man prove himself, like, through raising a family, through a career, through a natural life before he graduates to spiritual leadership?
Reb Sims
What if he's a real ass? He could do both.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Well, I think there's a place for that, but it may not necessarily be shepherd or pastor, but. But again, like, we've taken all of the entirety of the church and, like, the governing body within the body of Christ, and we've put it in one role.
Reb Sims
Pastor, he said if he's a super good daddy, he could be a super good church daddy.
Top Lobster (Top)
Maybe Alberino would probably be a good pastor.
Reb Sims
Oh, you think so?
Top Lobster (Top)
Good daddy.
Reb Sims
He would have to change his outfit, though. I think That's a non.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, no, you can't preach.
Reb Sims
Non negotiable. All right, so here, let's actually get through this story because we've gotten three sentences in. I have been truly edified by David's growth in Christ. That's very nice. So cool to see God working through him and feel honored to be a part of the journey. So much of what he's experiencing, I am as well. Okay. So what I'm experiencing, she is as well. It's really. This is great. You know, women resonate with me. Whatever they feel. I'm also feeling. I. I just really, you know, resonate with the very feminine, I guess. I was raised to be a girl. I don't want to be a girl.
Top Lobster (Top)
Well, so that's so Raven.
Reb Sims
It's my favorite shirt. So it's really amazing to see. It's a testament to God's work. Especially amazing because I am not a new Christian, but in so many ways I feel new in Christ all the time because I don't know. And God is always doing work in heart. That's great. Having four kids. Hell yeah. Based can make one very weary at times. Especially having multiple toddlers at one time. You really need to try the beating them thing, but, you know, whatever. Yeah, yeah. Four toddlers. Holy.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, no. When you get to four, they're like entertaining each other.
Top Lobster (Top)
No, Matt, Matt, that's silly.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You don't know that. That's like a no. Talk to anybody with four, five, six kids.
Top Lobster (Top)
Have two more.
Reb Sims
That's your problem.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Start entertaining with two or three. You're constantly taking care of them. You get into four, five, six. They keep each other entertained.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, Benjamin. When he was at my house, he was like, yeah, yeah, you have more kids, right? And I was like, get the out my house.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He knows. He does. He have four.
Top Lobster (Top)
Like four. But it's like, do you know what this is like?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
It gets easier when you have the. More.
Reb Sims
Keith also has four. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
Top Lobster (Top)
I had two and it got. It went from hard to twice as hard.
Reb Sims
Right?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
So now we're talking three times as hard. Then we're talking four times as hard.
Reb Sims
I had this stupid thing where, you
Top Lobster (Top)
know, don't clip that leaning.
Reb Sims
It's so hard. I had this thing where I. I took a show away from my son. I think I told you about it. It's like Owl House on Disney. And I was like, you can't fucking watch that, dude. He's like, okay, no problem. So then he goes to watch this other shit, it's called Young Sheldon. And it's basically about the character from
Top Lobster (Top)
the Big Bang Theory.
Reb Sims
And I'm like this little fucking autistic nerd kid. And I'm listening to it and every single episode is basically his mother, who is Christian being super dumb because she's faith driven and simple. And he is autistic and highly scientific and information driven. And so it's just constantly her looking like. And I kind of stopped and I was like, you know what, though? He's not going to. I can't shield him from the way that the world mocks Christianity. I wasn't shielded from that. And I came around to a place where like,
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
no, there's something going on with your laundry, dude. This is so wrinkly and itchy.
Top Lobster (Top)
He's like my dad.
Reb Sims
I dug into the laundry for these shorts.
Top Lobster (Top)
My dad's like, no, I just can't imagine.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You guys trashed me for my outfits. And you show up with something that's been wrinkled up in the laundry for the last three.
Top Lobster (Top)
I haven't wore my portal potty shirt.
Reb Sims
It's a great question. Wade says, how many toddlers do you think you could take it to fight? I don't think there's an amount of toddlers I couldn't take it to fight. I think you could just keep them coming and I'll just keep killing.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Well, what age, though?
Top Lobster (Top)
Toddlers is up to four.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, four. Yeah.
Reb Sims
Only four?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You could.
Top Lobster (Top)
I think so, right? Four or five.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
That means there could be 10, 000. What's the difference?
Reb Sims
It doesn't matter. Yeah, there's no difference. No, you could take. You just get a little tired.
Top Lobster (Top)
You can't be 10, 000 toddlers.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What?
Reb Sims
I think with that attitude, you can't.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, exactly.
Top Lobster (Top)
I don't think you beat. Nobody can beat 10, 000 toddlers, okay?
Reb Sims
She couldn't beat $10,000.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Samson, that killed off like a thousand with the jawbone of an ass. I mean, like, that was grown man.
Top Lobster (Top)
Samson was a nephilim.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, he was just a big black. He's in Hebrews 11.
Reb Sims
So Francis Ngannou, he couldn't take out 10,000. Is it 10,000, did we say?
Top Lobster (Top)
Here's the thing. Are we talking about toddlers that have, like.
Reb Sims
They're just regular toddlers. They don't have dry storage.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Can't even stick around to hear her own story. She's gotta go.
Reb Sims
Okay, okay, okay, okay. All right. We're gonna get back to it. I think you would scare the first Couple of toddlers, but you know, the rest of them.
Top Lobster (Top)
But we're talking about a hive mind.
Reb Sims
Oh, that's scary. That's different. But those aren't toddlers. Those are just automatons. Yeah, toddlers. I'm constantly asking God to humble me. Automatodlers.
Top Lobster (Top)
Write that down, Nancy.
Reb Sims
I'm constantly asking God to humble me and break me. Because I am nothing without him. Because being able to Even just birth 4 healthy kids is the ultimate prize. And I'm so grateful.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Hell yeah, dude.
Reb Sims
God has done miraculous things in my life and I never want to forget. In my darkest hour, he was with me. And I owe him my whole heart, body, mind and spirit. Soul and spirit.
Top Lobster (Top)
All right.
Reb Sims
Crushing, crushing. Just to preface.
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Reb Sims
I never use demon chatgpt. Uh huh. But I did in this case to create images best to describe my dreams because I'm a very visual person and honestly it creepily got it. So spot on. Okay, so we do have that and I'll end up sharing those in a little bit. We have images from ChatGPT. I have had so many crazy dreams since the last time I wrote in. The first time I wrote in, I shared some dreams and my sleep paralysis experiences from my childhood. But I would love to share with you all what's recently been happening in my dream town.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, she got a dream. She got a whole town.
Reb Sims
I mean she got a dream town.
Top Lobster (Top)
Sometimes you got to go to Dreamtown.
Reb Sims
I think it's pretty self explanatory. Reb. Gotta.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, I'm saying is there a familiar. Is there a town that shows up over and over in the dreams?
Reb Sims
Reb, are you the mayor of your Dreamtown?
Top Lobster (Top)
No, she's just visiting.
Reb Sims
Oh, you're just passing through. Okay. Some of them even involve you two. All right.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh shit.
Reb Sims
I hope that I get retarded.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What about Spot Apple?
Top Lobster (Top)
Am I the mayor of your dream?
Reb Sims
Oh, interesting.
Top Lobster (Top)
Might be.
Reb Sims
Do I have a high position of authority in Dreamtown? Maybe a police officer?
Top Lobster (Top)
No more dreams in Dreamtown.
Reb Sims
No more dreams. Some of You. Okay. So even involve you two. I'll just go ahead and get those out of the way.
Top Lobster (Top)
Okay, cool.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Hell yeah.
Reb Sims
Start with us. Okay, first one. I had Brenna from the chat shout out Brenna.
Bluff
The.
Reb Sims
There is like a community of. Of girl squatting in the chat, which is very. I think that's pretty cool. Now they're not allowed to, you know, teach or. Or lead anything, and they just have to stay there and talk to each other and. And that's fine. But I do think it's pretty cool. And Brenna, she says she loves you. I went to Bohemian gr. Oh, Brenda and her went to Bohemian Grove together. We were supposed to be in charge of the merch table. Okay. We wouldn't see. We wouldn't do that. You wouldn't be in charge of anything. When we arrived, it was kind of like a Saturday market set up. Like a. Like a farmer's market maybe when we arrived. Is that a Saturday market set up where there was a bunch of tents and tables set up? Actually, very cool. We were setting up the merch. I don't know why that's in quotes. That's weird. And Top was stressing us out about the details and asking us a million questions and giving us heat. So we decided to get hot dogs. Okay.
Top Lobster (Top)
Okay, first off, not true. I don't. I don't micromanage.
Reb Sims
You would definitely. You would. Well, they're women, so you have to.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No super stress. Like. Well, no, it's supposed to be black shirts, then white shirts. Not white shirts, then black shirts. What are you guys doing?
Reb Sims
We didn't even have shirts last time, so I actually don't see that happening.
Top Lobster (Top)
That isn't true. I was pretty chill with the. The Everything that happened.
Reb Sims
I think we were too overwhelmed by whatever our responsibilities were.
Top Lobster (Top)
But in this case, yes, do your job.
Reb Sims
Because women I don't trust. You got to make sure. So you decided to get hot dogs, which is a nice. Yeah, I agree with that move. And lo and behold, David's son was at the hot dog tent.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Hell yeah. Shocked.
Reb Sims
What's so crazy is he was super tall. Obviously never met any of you before in real life, but he was super tall and just filling up on the glizzies. It's so crazy. Crazy to the idea that like the lore of this show is affecting the listeners dreams.
Top Lobster (Top)
Not good.
Reb Sims
That is a nightmare.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Pretty good, is it?
Reb Sims
Yeah, I think it's. It's. It's got to feel pretty bad. I just remember seeing four or five in his hands and he was super Kind and friendly. It sounds like him. That was actually the end of that dream. Short and sweet. Also hilarious. Okay, the next dream I had was I met up with David and Top and their wives in what seemed to be a house, but it was small and it felt humid as that was David's house. No, it's not my. No, it's not. Dude. My house is. Is always. Well cool.
Top Lobster (Top)
David keeps his house temperature on 69.
Reb Sims
Jungle 69. That's not true. I keep it on 69.
Top Lobster (Top)
Keeps his house temperature on Peru.
Reb Sims
No, that is absolutely not true. I like it to be very cold in the house.
Top Lobster (Top)
Not true.
Reb Sims
Yeah, yeah. You know why? Because I go around the house, I work out, I do, like, chin ups and stuff. And then I need it to be cold when I. When I get off the chin up bar, which makes me feel like I was in Florida.
Top Lobster (Top)
All right, Fair.
Reb Sims
It seemed like I was there to pray with you guys or something.
Top Lobster (Top)
And then he keeps the house hot when we. We would go over.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't think so. I think he keeps it ice cold all the time because he's like a hot dog eating, like, champion, like, champion guy. It gets hot.
Bluff
No.
Reb Sims
Hey, he opens up.
Top Lobster (Top)
He opens up the window, opens up the door, and it's like humid.
Reb Sims
Lady Cliff, he called me a hot guy.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Are you Uruguay or Paraguay?
Reb Sims
Uruguay.
Top Lobster (Top)
I mean, Uruguay.
Reb Sims
No, Uruguay. But it not like in the South American sense, like the Tainos, like the natives. Like, my family's just rapist invaders from Spain.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, okay.
Reb Sims
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
He keeps it at 83.
Reb Sims
That's what they did. They came down, they dominated.
Top Lobster (Top)
His house has its own ecosystem.
Reb Sims
You. You tiny little.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, I can see him keeping it ice cold where he's just like, I'm so hot.
Reb Sims
I love it.
Top Lobster (Top)
He grows algae.
Reb Sims
That's not true.
Top Lobster (Top)
In the house.
Reb Sims
I lived in a place before this that was covered in black.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
One room like that where he just closes the vents.
Reb Sims
The tropical room.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, the tropical room.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And then he kind of pushes you into that room and you come over.
Reb Sims
Well, the key is when people come over, you don't want them to stay very long.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So you do turn the temperature uncomfortable
Reb Sims
and you make it a little way and you like to. I take a spray bottle and I. All over the walls and furniture.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, I just, when I was there, just this overwhelming feeling of like you were never there. Not want me to be there.
Reb Sims
No, you've never been there.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Literally doesn't like.
Top Lobster (Top)
He doesn't like.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Very rude and uncomfortable.
Top Lobster (Top)
You go there and he goes. He's like These people.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't know.
Reb Sims
When people come over my place, I don't know what to do with my body.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
How long do I want to talk to Matt? I'll talk to him on the show.
Reb Sims
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I put you in the living room. And then I go first, David.
Top Lobster (Top)
The type of dude to be like, like, you go to his house, he's like, oh, yeah, throw his shoes. And then like, put his feet on the couch.
Reb Sims
Yeah, like this.
Top Lobster (Top)
And then you go to his couch and he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No shoes. Yes, I did.
Reb Sims
Used to make your way on the floor.
Top Lobster (Top)
Turn that air up.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Our wives would go to the gym
Reb Sims
together, and when they came back, I would be like, you got to sit on the floor. Because I know you were just sweaty at the gym and you can't sit on my surface.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, but you come in sweaty and gross and nasty at my house and go sit on the white couch with your food. You're not. I don't come to your house on the white couch.
Bluff
Do you?
Reb Sims
Last time I did have food on the white couch, I couldn't even find you.
Top Lobster (Top)
I like this.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You ate a lot last time.
Reb Sims
You bought so much really good barbecue. Yeah, and I did eat a lot of it because it was really good.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
She's not going to not have, like, good barbecue at a party.
Reb Sims
It was so good. And there was like these sauces you can just ladle onto the meat.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I mean, God, you know, at the end of the day, maybe the bowl was actually symbolic of like all beef hot dogs or beef barbecue.
Reb Sims
Well, I had to stop the hot dogs because they were giving me burps and farts.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
And they were smelling badly.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, yeah. See that? Yeah.
Reb Sims
All right, so there were these. This is at our house. And. And, you know, just kicked out the porse.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, she kicked out the Porsche.
Reb Sims
Such a killer at five minutes. She's such a murderous.
Top Lobster (Top)
29 minutes.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
29 minutes.
Reb Sims
Let's read this.
Top Lobster (Top)
Let's read this.
Reb Sims
There were those metal fold up chairs set up as if others were coming too. Almost had a home church feel. Then all of a sudden, everybody's like,
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
so desirous for you guys to start
Reb Sims
a church that says all of a sudden, hell yeah. It's all of a sudden, hell yeah, Rev. All of a sudden, Tom started convulsing and thrashing, thrashing himself about the room. I remember he was trying to cuss, but his words weren't really coming out. Like his jaw was locked shut and spit was flying out.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What?
Reb Sims
Nasty. And his Words. And his wife. His wife had an extremely worried look on her face because of how violently he was thrashing. No, about himself. Top was getting nasty himself about.
Top Lobster (Top)
I was having a seat.
Reb Sims
He was having a stroke.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Dude, no.
Reb Sims
Have some respect.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't like this.
Reb Sims
Oh, God, man. She looks behind her shoulder at me like, help. And I just began to pray and yell at the top of my lungs, in the name of Jesus, you have to leave now.
Bluff
Whoa.
Reb Sims
And Top instantly stopped and we all just kind of looked at each other like, what the fuck was that? And carried on. Because you guys were about to present something. Just like, all right, now that that's done anyway, you guys are about to present something about what felt like disclosure stuff. Man, that's interesting. There was a TV in the middle of the room and Top was trying to get it to work for the presentation. All of a sudden, she's fucking with you.
Top Lobster (Top)
No, that's not how.
Reb Sims
Let's go, Reb. All of a sudden, an older couple walked in and Top's wife walked to them as if they were her parents. A white older couple. All right, that's them. The lady, short, blondish gray hair, short stature, and was dressed kind of fancy in a yellow tweed suit, skirt suit. And was clutching the arm of an older white gray haired man who was also dressed nice. They came in very judgy, like they were scared of what was to come. But judging the event is the best way I could describe. I could describe it. So I got on a phone call from my husband and he was telling me something was going down over Oregon. Oh, that's interesting. I looked up and this guy's face was all distorted. It looked like how VHS's would look when they would skip with tracking lines in it. I even heard static noises. That's fascinating. It was eerily quiet. Then all of a sudden, no, she's.
Top Lobster (Top)
Now she's like. She's gaslighting you. You know that, right?
Reb Sims
No, he doesn't know my friend. And she knows how to say cool words and phrases.
Top Lobster (Top)
She's like, she knows how I speak dumb.
Reb Sims
She know she speaks just like me, for real. So something was going down over Oregon. I looked up. This guy's face is all okay. I heard static noises. It was eerily quiet. Then all of the sudden huge booms were heard and got nuts. Everyone then started to run out of the house. And we were all outside like an action movie. I could see myself running and you two running behind me. And behind us were huge booms of light, like fireworks in the Sky. And that was the end of that. Fuck.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's the picture.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
There's Matt all off center.
Reb Sims
This match is fucking rolling around the entire room. All around the whole room.
Top Lobster (Top)
What a great picture. Look at me. I got grabs.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Sims.
Top Lobster (Top)
Well, that's.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And then. Is it Darth Vader behind her?
Reb Sims
It's so funny because it just says top lobster on your face. And then my face says raven. I like that. We have like gold medallions, we dress like cops, something like that.
Top Lobster (Top)
We had a costume.
Bluff
Okay.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But nevertheless, this is an apocalypse dream. This is like an end of the world vibe stream.
Reb Sims
Many such case. I have so many of those.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's a crazy one, right? I like, freak out. It doesn't seem much like a seizure. It seems more like possession.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And.
Reb Sims
Well, yeah, because it's easier. Doesn't stop when you call on Jesus.
Bluff
Or.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Has anybody ever tried John G. Lake? There's. You should read the John G. Lake book.
Top Lobster (Top)
You can't read.
Reb Sims
I can't?
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, you should read the Bible.
Reb Sims
I mean. I'm not reading the Bible. I'm listening to it.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He chooses not to.
Reb Sims
No, I don't choose not to. I'm listening to it because I can't read.
Top Lobster (Top)
The image is funny because ChatGPT made you guys police.
Reb Sims
Okay, so that wasn't on purpose.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
All right.
Reb Sims
Interesting. By the way, I came across something and I wanted to ask you about it. This is about the Bible.
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Reb Sims
So where. I'm not saying it doesn't. This is a genuine question.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Only on the show.
Reb Sims
Yeah, well, because what am I. What else am I gonna ask you? I see you on the show.
Top Lobster (Top)
It's good.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Anything funny about the straw?
Top Lobster (Top)
No. What's wrong with the straw?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Sorry, go ahead.
Top Lobster (Top)
Why would you do the straw?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, I just didn't know if it tasted all right.
Top Lobster (Top)
I don't like that.
Reb Sims
That's the worst thing to do to somebody, you know that.
Top Lobster (Top)
Put this in your ass,
Reb Sims
got on the table and sat on it. Okay, so Banana Haze.
Top Lobster (Top)
If you guys come to the shop, get a Banana Haze. It's really good.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Cinnamon in it.
Reb Sims
Cinnamon in it.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's just banana and hazelnut and cinnamon, I think. I don't know. We gotta ask Rory.
Reb Sims
And potatoes.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So what was the question? No zucchini.
Reb Sims
So. So in it was Genesis 3, when this whole transgression happens in the garden. And the serpent is. Is, you know, cursed to crawl on his belly. And the word that's used in the original Hebrew is nakash, right?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I think so. And pull it up on blb.
Reb Sims
Nakash translates to, like, the Shining One, but it also translates to, like serpent or snake. I think it might have, like, one other translation. And what's interesting is the next instance that you. Sea of Satan. Well, let's see what Nakash says first.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
The serpent, the nahas.
Bluff
Where does.
Reb Sims
Where do people get the translation? The shiny.
Top Lobster (Top)
This is how it's pronounced.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Well, I think if you go down. Okay. Fleeing serpent. Mythological. Maybe if you keep going. No, Maybe a little bit.
Top Lobster (Top)
See the root?
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Top Lobster (Top)
This is like. This can go pretty deep.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Use of the consolation of the serpent or dragon.
Reb Sims
I'm not seeing anything around the Shining One, though, which is what I hear a lot of people say the nakash means the Shining One.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Well, I think it does. Maybe in a different form, maybe that same root word, but it's in a different.
Reb Sims
Well, you know, while we ponder that, I don't think it doesn't look like we're gonna get answers, but it gets
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
used as snake as well. Like, because if you kept scrolling, it was referencing Moses. When he throws his stick to the ground, it turns into a snake.
Reb Sims
Right. So the next instance that we see of. Of Satan is Job.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Maybe that word isn't translated. Shining One. Maybe. Maybe there's a different word that gets translated like the Shining One.
Reb Sims
That's interesting because that's been a. If that's the case, and that's been a misconception of mine for some time that I've been espousing and people have been not checking me on. But the next instance that we see of Satan is. Is Job. Right. And there's no.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Wait, you're saying all the way from Genesis to Job, there's no mention of Satan?
Top Lobster (Top)
No, it's in numbers. But yeah.
Reb Sims
I mean, I'm saying chronologically speaking, like, Job is one of the earliest books after.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Is it?
Top Lobster (Top)
So.
Reb Sims
Yes, I've been my understanding before.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You're saying Job is after Adam, the story.
Reb Sims
No, we're talking about.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, no. You're in the garden. Job, the story of Job happens after Adam.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yes.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, it does I think so. The story of Job, I mean, it
Reb Sims
must happen after Adam if Adam was the first man.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Well, you're saying there was nothing going on before Adam?
Reb Sims
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying, like in the, in the sequence of events.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, I've heard a very interesting study that Job was before Adam. Oh, that's just something going on. But I'm not saying I agree with it. I'm just saying I heard an interesting study on it one time.
Top Lobster (Top)
So would that make Job not completely human?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
It made him a non descendant of Adam, which Jesus died for. The descendants of Adam, which is pro. It's probably easily refuted. There's probably somebody even in the chat, you can go through it and easily refute it with something from scripture. But it was an interesting study. But that's why I always say, okay, well here's.
Reb Sims
We're gonna derail too much from, from my question. My question is at what point is the correlation obviously drawn between the character that is Satan and the serpent in the garden? I know there's revelation where you know, the dragon is cast down. He takes like, I don't know if this is the same instance, but he's referenced as the serpent of old or like this, the serpent from ancient times. So there's like, it's an insinuation that Satan is the serpent from the revelation.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He's called like that old serpent called the dragon. Right, like that.
Reb Sims
But like.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Wait, so you're just saying so he can shape shift so he showed up Adam in a certain form.
Reb Sims
Well, what I'm saying is I didn't know that that was the only solid correlation that points to Satan and in particular the Satan of Revelation being the same character that is the snake in the garden.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Well, it's like a lot of things, dude. There's layers to it. It's just like when you talk about if there's a pre trib rapture or not. Like, like you can look at layers, you can go through the scripture and go line up online and some people can prove a pre trib rapture, just like some people can prove, prove a post trip rapture. But one of the things they do is they do a type, right? Is they'll say like Enoch was a type of the Rapture, like Noah. There was, there was a body of believers, if you will, that went through the flood. But there was one Enoch who was a type of the Rapture that went before the flood.
Reb Sims
Right, okay.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And so in other ways there's like, maybe it doesn't necessarily Exactly. Say that serpent was Satan in the garden. But the way he tempted Jesus is very similar to the same way he did with Adam.
Reb Sims
It's just interesting because I would have imagined at some point, you know, you would come across a verse that said, and Satan, who was also in the garden. Like, you know, like something that was very clear like that.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But then one of those passages does in. Does it. Yeah, it says you were in the garden. You were in the garden of. He says you were in Eden. It's got to be either in Ezekiel or Isaiah if we can type it up, to say, like, just type in. You were in Eden.
Top Lobster (Top)
The translation that you're talking about of the shining one is Lucifer, son of the morning, son of the morning star. That could be like shining one, but Lucifer is. Hello. And then sun is the morning star. So sons of.
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Top Lobster (Top)
And then the morning is Sahar. So that's. That's when you're going to hear that terminology used. That's in Isaiah.
Reb Sims
That's interesting, though. That's interesting. Can we.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Can we pull up the one where.
Top Lobster (Top)
What's this? Nancy pulled this up.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What were we looking at?
Reb Sims
What does this say in Hebrew? In the Hebrew Bible, the phrase shining one translates to the word hello. That's exactly what happens. This term is derived from the root halal, meaning to shine, to praise the sense of brightness. That's wild then, because.
Top Lobster (Top)
Is that what halal is? That's what we've been eating.
Reb Sims
I don't eat that. Or should we be eating that? That's just fascinating because I. I don't know where I got this idea then, that the nakash meant the shining.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay, well, here it is. The word translated as serpent in Genesis 3:1. It originates from a root meaning to shine. Okay, so I. I thought there was
Reb Sims
a reference suggesting the creature was the shining one or radiant being, which seems
Top Lobster (Top)
a lot closer talking over each other.
Reb Sims
It seems a lot closer to Lucifer.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, sorry for talking over you.
Reb Sims
No, that's all right. I was doing the same thing to each other, man. That's interesting. Okay, so that wasn't some total. Then. Anyway.
Top Lobster (Top)
Okay, we back.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Wait, what were we getting into, though?
Reb Sims
Just the idea that it's never really plainly laid out that the serpent is the same character that is Satan.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You think God just leaves room for, like, you can believe whatever you want to believe?
Reb Sims
No, no, I don't think that that's the case. I just find myself. I find myself. No, no, I'm saying that's not the angle that I'm coming from. I'm just saying I'm. I'm surprised to find that the correlation isn't much more obvious. I. I kind of imagined that there would be some verses that explicitly stated. And you, Satan, who were there in the garden, who tempted. You know, like something like that.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
There is. Where do we. Here, I'll pull it up.
Reb Sims
Go ahead. I'm gonna keep reading this in the
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
meantime for my laptop.
Top Lobster (Top)
But it's also like, I. I like Jeb's explanation where it's like more of a hive mind. So Satan not being one specific entity, which is like.
Reb Sims
Yeah, I would agree with you.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I think Heiser used be to. To say that too.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah. But if we, like. Like you said he was an angel, and. And I don't know, I'm starting to disagree that he might have been an angel. He presents himself as an angel. But Satan is many things.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Like thou has been in Eden, the garden of God. Every precious stone was your covering. The sardius, topaz, the diamond, the barrel, the onyx, the Jasper, the sapphire, the emerald and the carbuncle and gold.
Reb Sims
Oh, this.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Which looks like the code of many colors. No, but it. But maybe could be tied to that.
Top Lobster (Top)
But I don't think so. What is that called?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
The.
Top Lobster (Top)
The suit.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
If you wouldn't have said that, I was. It was right on the tip of
Reb Sims
the priestly robes of the nickel.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But it was the. Well, it was the priestly robes. It was just that as soon as we stopped talking about. I remember the name of it, but so like. Yeah, so he was like in some priestly role, it looks like, in the eternal realm. The workmanship of thy tablets and of thy pipes was prepared in the. In the day that you were created. So it looks like this entity, which a lot of us think is Lucifer, was created and had actually like, musical instruments, like, built within them. Yeah, like built within them. Now a lot of people go, he was a worship pastor in heaven. Like, again, I don't think I've never
Reb Sims
heard anybody say that. Worship pastor in heaven.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, yeah. It's like a somewhat common thing, man, but. But here's what. Thou are the anointed cherub. So when we asked, like, was he an angel, wasn't. He was a cherub. You are the anointed cherub. And I set these, though you were, upon the holy mountain of God that was walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire. The ephod, Right? Yeah.
Reb Sims
What's the ephod?
Top Lobster (Top)
It's like that vest that the urim
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
in the Thummim was the other thing I was thinking of. Sorry. There's a weird thing. The Urim and the Thummim that's made of.
Top Lobster (Top)
This is what Doc Brown goes on about the ephod. Yeah, that. That the Nakash might have had this in the. In the garden.
Reb Sims
Okay, but.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But this. You were perfect in your ways from the day that you were created till iniquity was found in you. We were talking about this earlier. That, like, it was. He was a murderer from the beginning. He was a liar from the beginning.
Reb Sims
Right.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Then one day, iniquity was found in him. Like. Like one day it manifested that thing.
Top Lobster (Top)
You ever seen this?
Reb Sims
That is like the ultimate pimp and I plate thing.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And there can be a. Yeah, like he was that in the Eternal.
Reb Sims
That's some Captain Planet Chest plate combined. Eat this apple.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But this is in Ezekiel 28, where it's a lamentation against the King of Tyrus. So somebody says, no, I don't think that's speaking of Lucifer or Satan. Maybe they're right. Maybe they're right. But this is. This looks like it fits the bill a lot.
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Reb Sims
Okay. All right.
Top Lobster (Top)
But yeah, I mean, what is Satan, though? Is it just one thing or is it all of those things?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I mean, he seems to have a very distinct person. Like, he's a very distinct person.
Reb Sims
Would you say the spirit of the Antichrist is synonymous with Satan?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I mean, synonymous. I don't know if I would exactly call it that. But yeah, it's definitely affiliated with like the third. So there is the Antichrist, Right. And then there's many. Antichrist. Plural. Spirit of Antichrist.
Top Lobster (Top)
FJ fool is asking who's being addressed in Ezekiel 28. It's the king of Tire, Right?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah. Which a lot of people think that that's being addressed.
Top Lobster (Top)
That that's like a metaphor above and below kind of thing.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, that it fits. Because in another place. What's that one? The king attire. Is that what that one was? Because another place Isaiah speaks of. He's referencing the King of. That might Be tire as well. But he references the king and the prince. I don't know. This is a better study if you're. If I'm ready to do it. But there's. Because there's just a lot going on.
Top Lobster (Top)
Babylon is who I.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay, Prince, I think he references the king of Babylon and the Prince of Babylon. And this one references the king attire and the Prince attire. So like an earthly entity that's ruling over that territory, but then a spiritual entity that's ruling over that territory and
Top Lobster (Top)
they look the same.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So I don't know. I don't know. At the end of the day we have an enemy that's going hard against us.
Top Lobster (Top)
Sure.
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
If it's this guy. Exactly. He's like this. I don't know. I don't know. The New Testament tells us to not be ignorant to the wiles of the devil.
Top Lobster (Top)
The Captain Planet thing is actually really spot on.
Reb Sims
With my powers combined, I am. What's that guy's name?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't know. Okay. You want me to read?
Reb Sims
No.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay, fine.
Reb Sims
In real life it was. This is the next dream to set the scene. In real life, it was a couple of months after I had my first son in 2015. It was a hard start. At the time my husband and I were not together and both not living for the Lord. But I had a relationship with God. It was just complicated.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Can you imagine the church how they would talk about that and say, oh, the pastor's kid, you know, having a kid, not even married, that just. Oh yeah, that would be rough, man.
Reb Sims
Yeah, the, the. I know the Jehovah's Witnesses are really bad with that kind of. It's like all about gossip and dirt on. On this other person, you know, the other.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
Members so that you can jeopardize. Basically they're standing within the church and they're standing among their family members and
Top Lobster (Top)
they're standing among the 144, 000, which
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
is what a lot of life in the Earth realm is tough. And it's tough.
Reb Sims
I had been through a lot of crazy shit and was trying to get on the right path. I was living at my parents house and had a really nice setup. My son was staying in the room on the other side of my room, Jack and Jill bathrooms in between. I was exclusively nursing. And every night I laid him down and I would be in there nursing him, praying in the spirit, asking God to protect him. I was so terrified of sids. SIDS is a crazy thing. I think SIDS is just a made up shit for when the doctors fucking accidentally kill your kid.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
We had a nephew die from sids.
Reb Sims
Was it with the doctors?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I mean, who. Who to your point, who knows exact. No, no, it was in the home.
Reb Sims
I was in the home, and Jess
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
was terrified of it, too. Bella used to sleep in a. Bella used to sleep in a car seat. Yeah, in between us.
Reb Sims
Oh, that's crazy.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
For a while, they.
Top Lobster (Top)
They made something like that, but, like, better than a car seat eventually.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But then I remember I was. And I would be terrified, man. I would wake up in the middle, I'd be like, Jessica, like, grabbing Bella. Just like, what? What? I was like, Bella. And she was like, I poke Bella.
Top Lobster (Top)
And she was like, part of why people. I have another kid. It was like, that comes along with. It's not just what they do.
Reb Sims
There's so much.
Top Lobster (Top)
It's like we had a little thing on our kid's foot to make sure their heart rate. I was like, what the. Did people do back then?
Bluff
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, no, we didn't know the camera
Reb Sims
to look at the kids. I'm totally the opposite. Jack was born, and I took him out of the hospital. I just threw him in the dirt because I just felt like it was a great way to, like, build, you know, an immune system and strengthen his bones. So I just. From about chest height, I just threw him in the dirt, and he kind of rolled around and stuff. And then, you know, now he's. He's.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He's a strong kid raised by wolves.
Top Lobster (Top)
Up to me, I would have done the same thing, but unfortunately, my wife. Oh, that's not even the right one.
Reb Sims
My wife.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, she. She's the one that gets worried about it. So I'm like, all right, well, you know.
Reb Sims
Yeah, good luck quelling the. The worries of. Of wives. Quelling.
Top Lobster (Top)
Pastor of the previous church that I went to.
Reb Sims
Get me, bro. What is that?
Top Lobster (Top)
Pastor, the previous church I went to in Brooklyn had a kid die of sids during the sermon. It was.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, but if it didn't happen to David, he's like, oh, it's not real.
Reb Sims
In the sermon.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What are you talking about?
Top Lobster (Top)
The kid was sick and stood home, and they had one of their other kids, like, kind of stay next to him. And he was in the sermon. They lived on church premises. And then after the service, they went over there. They're like, yeah, the kid passed.
Reb Sims
Oh, my God.
Top Lobster (Top)
He had just came from the doctor.
Reb Sims
I'm not going to say anything. Well, that's what I'm saying. You know, you got some. Some mapsed team Injured children. It rhymes.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Wait, potentially the history of that is doctor related.
Reb Sims
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So I don't know. That could be exactly what I would say.
Top Lobster (Top)
A lot of it.
Reb Sims
Like, so obviously when it happens in the hospital, in the doctors, they have that as a plausible deniability. But then of course, there are all kinds of procedures that happen in infancy that sometimes take a little while to kick in and that might happen at home. And then of course, it's just sids, which is to say, oh, your kid blew up. Whoopsie. Oh, well, honestly, if that happened, get a new one.
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Top Lobster (Top)
That's kind of like, wow, all right,
Reb Sims
let's go make a new one. Have four. I had been through a lot of crazy trying to get to the right path. Oh, I'm sorry. So I was so terrified of sids. I was just fearful of something happening to him all the time. This was before my awakening of what SIDS was really caused by. People told me that those thoughts were normal for postpartum, but it felt like an attack from the enemy.
Top Lobster (Top)
It is. It's normal and it's also a huge attack.
Reb Sims
And you're incredibly vulnerable at that time. Right. So of course that's when it's going to happen.
Top Lobster (Top)
Well, you're supposed to be looking out for the well being of your kid.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Right. Isn't there something in us that's that like, makes us be like that to make sure we're taking care of that? Like Jeff says that there's a noise when your baby cries. It's all consuming. You have to help your child. Like you have to get to that.
Top Lobster (Top)
I just got over that noise and my kids don't make that same noise anymore. When I used to hear a baby cry, I'm like, get crazy with it.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yep, yep.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah. Well, here we go.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Now the only noise they make is Poopy Matt. Poopy Matt.
Reb Sims
That's true.
Top Lobster (Top)
And it's true.
Reb Sims
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was very intense. Would literally have day visions of his head getting smashed or him dying, like. Yep, it was awful. That night I had the most terrifying dream. I can still remember it like it was yesterday. The sounds, the physical feelings, everything. The dream was okay. I was sitting in this old wooden rocking chair. The filter, if you will. Okay, so I think maybe like she's describing the overall. Yeah, yeah. The filter, if you will, was a bluish gray, putrid color. I was rocking and breastfeeding a baby. I looked down and it was not my baby, but a full grown black man. I'm sorry, Rev. That's not what Rev said. I looked down and it was not my baby, but a demon looking baby. She had a white hair comb over lol. Big piercing blue eyes. And her skin was so pale you could see the blue veins. She was wearing a white bonnet and was wrapped in a white blanket. She started violently biting my breasts and was making crazy sounds like a Tasmanian devil. I ended up having to kill her. Fuck. I don't remember how, but remember feeling such deep, terrible remorse. I buried her in the backyard. The backyard looked like the yard from American Horror Story. There was a big tree and I buried the baby right next to the tree.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
This is a long, ongoing dream. I feel like at any point in that dream I would have woke up, dude, yeah, this. I had a demon baby on the boob. I would be like, oh, she's burying
Reb Sims
the baby at night.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And it really looks like that.
Reb Sims
Yeah, it looks like the Amityville Horror House almost a little bit, right? Interesting. Yeah. This is one of those very cinematic dreams. This is like Carter right where there's like.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So I can only have something too crazy. And then I wake up.
Reb Sims
I'd be in it.
Top Lobster (Top)
I'd be like, oh, sometimes you're in it. Sometimes you just got to do the whole thing.
Reb Sims
Sometimes you breastfeed a black man named Carter. I buried in the backyard. The backyard looked like the American Horror Story. I think you meant Amityville. Well, whatever. It was so horrible when David was telling his dream about holding the baby and bouncing on the bed, shouting in the name of Jesus. Yeah, that was a weird dream. House was kind of like that almost. But I was inside the attic. Attic, attic. It reminded me of that dream. Maybe it was the same baby, I don't know. But it was so traumatic. Yeah, that baby was all swaddled in white, too. That was a weird dream. And it was clearly some spooky dookies going on where I had to in the name of Jesus. You know it's going to be a
Top Lobster (Top)
banger, this next one.
Reb Sims
Next. Oh, yeah, that's right.
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Reb Sims
These are all named in the craziest ways. Next dream was more recent. It was around the time of the Diddy trial. In the dream, I was driving Diddy, and I distinctly remember I was a prison or his prison guard transporting him to another location in New York. As I was driving, we were in the city. Huge skyscrapers on both sides of the road. And straight ahead you can see the Atlantic. So we're driving and he is leaned forward, talking to me from the back seat. And I'm trying not to entertain him. Getting very irritated, like so. And then she has this picture where she's actually a cop.
Top Lobster (Top)
Did you just show that on screen?
Reb Sims
Yeah, he's just chatting my ear off. All of a sudden, everything shuts down. Like the radio in the car goes off. The car stops. Everything. I mean, everything shuts down. It was dusk, so the sky was an orange pinkish color, but very still light out. I look around, and the other cars are also stopped. And people on the street who were on their cell phones are looking around like, what the is going on? I look straight towards the Atlantic and I hear trumpets. I see this huge Jesus appear coming up. Not coming down from heaven, looking just like this, with a blue sash and everything. That's wild. That reminds me of your mom's dream.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
With angry God. Because that was in New York too, because that's where you guys lived, right? It felt fake to me, but Diddy was freaking out, like, yo, son, is that really Jesus? Oh.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, I love you. With Diddy at the Rapture. It's a rapture party.
Reb Sims
He was so scared. And I just remember being.
Top Lobster (Top)
Bring the baby oil.
Reb Sims
Bring the. Somebody get the baby oil. I remember being so stoic and trying to analyze what was happening, but it felt like a simulation. It also felt so overwhelming, and I was fearful. Obviously, I don't know what that moment will be like, but in the Bible it says, every knee will bow, every tongue will confess. And that wasn't the case in this moment. Also, the description of Jesus in Revelation is that his hair is white as snow, like wool, and his eyes like fire. That's Revelation 19:11, 16, which is actually here. And I saw heaven open, and behold a pale, a white horse. And he that sat upon him was called faithful and true. And in righteousness he doth judge and make war. His eyes were as flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns. And he had a name written that no man knew but himself. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood. And his name is called the Word of God. And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations. He shall rule them with a rod of iron. And he treadeth the wine press of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh. That's interesting. A name written King of Kings and Lord of Lords.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Man.
Reb Sims
The language of that is so you Ever want to see me struggle. That was crazy. Wine press treadeth. And there was another one that screwed me up there. Last dream I want to share. Tops. The most awful, horrendous dreams I think I've ever had before I get into it, just to set the scene. Years ago, I tried this VR game at my friend's house in Renton. Was at Washington. Or with Wa. Is Washington.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
Okay.
Top Lobster (Top)
In rented actual Washington. Not.
Reb Sims
Yeah, yeah, Washington. Washington state. They had this zombie game and it was so scary. I honestly hated every second of it. But this dream was like a VR game. Even the house the game was set in, it was in this forest. And the house was old and run down with broken windows and ship lapping that had white chipped paint. It's just strange because that visit to Washington was literally like 10 years ago. And I just recently had this dream. In the dream, I walk into this creepy rundown house and immediately, shit was popping off.
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Reb Sims
I look to my left and I see this horrible looking woman. Monster. Woman, woman. One or more woman. Woman. Monsters. Women, monsters. All almost looked exactly like the monster from the movie Barbarian.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't know if I'm familiar with it.
Reb Sims
You know that one? No. Okay. You made that noise. She was huge. Like her too. She was holding this huge watermelon. Oh, this huge watermelon. And inside I could see baby hands and feet poking or peeking out of the top of the watermelon.
Top Lobster (Top)
This is the woman.
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, I don't like it.
Top Lobster (Top)
I don't like it either.
Reb Sims
Yeah, I don't. Oof.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's ugly.
Reb Sims
I've never seen that. Never even. Not even aware of that. So there's baby hands and feet peeking out at the top of the watermelon. There was a man and a woman standing in front of her telling her to eat without speaking, like, telepathy type. And I was like, no. And before I could stop her or do anything, I heard a resounding crunch. Crunching of bones. I fell to my feet, screaming at the top of my lungs, no, no.
Top Lobster (Top)
She ate a baby in a watermelon. I'm not gonna stop it.
Reb Sims
And maybe you might see this episode. I was overwhelmed with sadness and grief. And I look up at the man and woman, and the man had his hands on the woman's shoulders, and they were looking at her, the monster with these blank faces, and slowly turned to look at me.
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Reb Sims
Their faces look like the faces of people who get those face transplants. You know what I mean? Face transplants. Like people getting whole face swaps. I don't know necessarily a movie about
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
that a long time ago called Face off, that's not. That was the John Travolta and Nicholas Cage guys. Oh, you know what I'm talking about. Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
I think that's what that's gonna take your face.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, those are terrible acting.
Top Lobster (Top)
Those are so bad, as Nicholas Cage is the best.
Reb Sims
Nicholas Cage is so bad. He's good. Their cheeks were swollen and it was like it wasn't their face. And they were both wearing black turtlenecks.
Top Lobster (Top)
They asked Nicholas Cage in the Spider noir. They were like, could you do this? But like, not mumble. And he was like, nicholas Cage?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
You don't tell me, do whatever I want to do.
Reb Sims
Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
And they were like, good point.
Reb Sims
There was a movie I watched where Nicholas Cage played. Nicholas Cage.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, he plays Nicholas Cage every movie.
Reb Sims
Well, yeah, but he was actually like, Nicholas Cage.
Top Lobster (Top)
You know, Nicholas Cage collects dinosaur bones
Reb Sims
that many times in a row.
Top Lobster (Top)
Dude, he collects fake dinosaur bones. That's what he does.
Reb Sims
They don't even exist, dude.
Top Lobster (Top)
He's a vampire.
Reb Sims
I watched him in a movie recently. I forget what the name of it was, but it was like him and his sons, and they were basically survivors after the end of the world. And there were these creatures that came out at night. I'm gonna go ahead and spoil it. But they were.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Nobody's gonna watch that movie.
Bluff
Just us.
Reb Sims
They were like these. They were these beasts. They would come up from the earth at night and they had like.
Top Lobster (Top)
Of the Earth.
Reb Sims
Yes. Gnashing teeth, you know, and it was really jarring when they would show up. They would slam their teeth together so hard that it would like everybody would, you know, grab their ears and distort, you know, reality. And I don't really know what the point of the movie was.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
This is the point. So how, how does it go with people that like actors and then other people, like watch an actor and they're like, this is awful. Like, this guy's not a good act. Like, this is a cool movie. But this guy's not a good actor. And I'm going to just say some names and I don't care what kind of blowback I get. But sometimes I see these, these people acting. I'm like, they're just a bad, like, reading cue card actor. Kevin Costner, Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves, they're just like people that, like, they're talking and you're just like this, this terrible acting. But they get, like, big roles and stuff.
Reb Sims
Dude, it's weird. It's part of an op, right? It's like they're trying to convince us that something is good. But then again, like, tell me John Wick is.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
People love those people.
Top Lobster (Top)
No, it's just Operation Slot.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Like, I liked Kevin Costner. Like, thought his movies were great.
Top Lobster (Top)
If Keanu Reeves makes a movie, I'm gonna watch.
Reb Sims
If he makes another John Wick, I'm gonna go watch it.
Top Lobster (Top)
If.
Bluff
Yeah, if.
Top Lobster (Top)
If Nicolas Cage makes a movie, probably gonna watch it. It's bad acting. I know that, but it's slop again.
Reb Sims
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
I mean, I could. I can only drive this point home so many times.
Reb Sims
Enjoy your voice lob.
Top Lobster (Top)
Give me the slop, daddy. Make it sloppy.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay. Another thing has to get said. As far as I know, this is the first one I've been involved in where it's all dreams.
Reb Sims
Okay.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
It's not usually like, all dreams. Right.
Reb Sims
Well, we really just say your supernatural testimony, like, whatever you got.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
And some people, like, dreams stick out for people, man. I'm one of those people.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
These ones are crazy dreams. These are like. Is it from watching movies, like crazy horror movies and stuff? Or like, what is this coming from?
Bluff
I don't know.
Reb Sims
Who could say for sure? I mean, I don't know what determines whether or not you have this cinematic esque dream versus some, you know, nonsense. I'm sure Reb would say she's had a lot of esque. Yes. A lot of dreams that weren't a story, like a plot that you could follow. You know, some of them are just noise and then every once in a while something happens and. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And maybe the hormones that operate through pregnancy. Sure.
Reb Sims
Right.
Top Lobster (Top)
Just a hormone.
Reb Sims
I think they all. All women have that card.
Top Lobster (Top)
Were you on your period when you had this dream?
Reb Sims
I think they're all.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's a very disrespectful.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, no, I wasn't even thinking of that. But that a good point too. If there's like, profusely coming out, like. Yeah, that would cause crazy.
Reb Sims
The demons are, like, coming out of there.
Top Lobster (Top)
Wherever. Yeah, yeah.
Reb Sims
Buttholes.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
That's where they bleed. Specific place. It sounds terrifying. I'm glad I don't have anything to do with that. It just sounds terrifying.
Reb Sims
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Sometimes when the young ladies are mean and nasty and I'm just like, hey, I get it.
Reb Sims
Not me. I hit them.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, you're bleeding. You're not dying. I get it.
Reb Sims
I get where you're left, right, straight.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, you don't do that.
Reb Sims
I do.
Top Lobster (Top)
He doesn't do that.
Reb Sims
Somehow I had no balls.
Top Lobster (Top)
No balls.
Reb Sims
And somehow I could see in my mind this baby harvesting operation that they were running.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh.
Reb Sims
These two people in their black turtlenecks. I could see this misty field with watermelons.
Lady Luck
Oh.
Reb Sims
And I knew babies were in them. Huh?
Top Lobster (Top)
Babies in the watermelon.
Reb Sims
Well, that sounds like a. Almost like a. Stop. What color were the babies?
Spinquest Announcer
Where they.
Top Lobster (Top)
Like the seeds?
Reb Sims
On a. On a scale from Brian of Demon Erasers to Ed Mabry, where do they land?
Top Lobster (Top)
On the watermelon patch? Watermelon patch?
Reb Sims
Kids is watermelon babies. Watermelon babies. Oh, so these are. This is the factory that creates watermelon felons?
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, no, the operation.
Reb Sims
I knew babies were in them, but they weren't normal babies. They looked creepy, with very pale, veiny skin.
Top Lobster (Top)
Watermelons are like eggs. Almost shaped like eggs.
Reb Sims
Yes.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
I love a watermelon. I gotta. I got one in my refrigerator right now because I like them cold. And I'm gonna dice it up later and I'm gonna eat it because I just love water. It is a. It's so stupid. I'll tell you what.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't do too much work. Dude.
Top Lobster (Top)
No.
Reb Sims
You know how people cube them? I don't cube. I just go. And then I just do that.
Bluff
And then.
Reb Sims
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You know, everywhere.
Top Lobster (Top)
Who cares?
Reb Sims
It's all going.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Watermelon juice all over the couch. Yeah.
Reb Sims
No, not on the couch.
Top Lobster (Top)
What are you talking.
Reb Sims
I don't eat on the couch. Guarantee we don't eat in the.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You don't eat on your couch. Going to eat on your couch.
Reb Sims
Where was I supposed to sit?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Every was taken.
Reb Sims
Every. You had a full house and it was all. And you didn't say that I was. Other people were there that were also eating
Lady Luck
it too.
Reb Sims
Call up Carlos right now. You and your kids. Were eating myself.
Top Lobster (Top)
Call them.
Reb Sims
Put them on the phone.
Top Lobster (Top)
Carlos.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, I'll never forget when Jess saw that.
Reb Sims
Is that his name?
Top Lobster (Top)
No, that's not Carlos.
Reb Sims
Carlos was in the living room with me.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He racial profiles everybody. It was a Spanish guy. He's like, yeah, Carlos.
Spinquest Announcer
Okay.
Reb Sims
Was his. His name's not.
Top Lobster (Top)
There was a Spanish guy. There was a vampire. There was a politics guy. There was a bunch of kids there. You had a vampire.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
The vampire. Yeah. You guys got in a very wild conversation where he didn't deny the vampire.
Reb Sims
He likes being a little bit nasty too. He was a little bit.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He's. He's cheeky. Guys you'll ever meet. But what. He's been around for hundreds of years.
Reb Sims
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
Up close with them.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
When I got up close to him,
Reb Sims
I'm like, his skin had a translucent property, like paper. Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
I was like, what's up with this?
Reb Sims
Can I touch your face?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Does blood for a living.
Top Lobster (Top)
I kept asking him about the blood, and he goes, well, the interesting about the blood. Interesting thing is, you wouldn't believe it.
Reb Sims
The texture is closer.
Top Lobster (Top)
Five types of blood. And I was like, dude, this is weird.
Spinquest Announcer
Yes.
Top Lobster (Top)
Keep going.
Reb Sims
I was listening.
Top Lobster (Top)
I was.
Reb Sims
I was pooping. At one point, I could hear you guys talking about it through the door.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Dude, you ate and pooped so much. Dude, I am a good party.
Reb Sims
That was Top poop dance. It was so funny. Nobody was at the bathroom when Top went in.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, here we go.
Reb Sims
Top went in to take a. And seven people lined up and started gathering around the door and talking and, like, trying to open the door. What? It was so funny.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You know what my trick was with that? When I would come out at a party or something like that, I might be like, dude, I don't know who was in there before me, but I'd spray the spray as soon as you go in there.
Top Lobster (Top)
I walked out, but it was literally. I opened the door, I closed it like this, and then I put the bowl down or whatever.
Reb Sims
Yeah, right away.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yep.
Reb Sims
And then I started lining up because
Top Lobster (Top)
I was like, clearly, you probably, like, with the free.
Reb Sims
The.
Top Lobster (Top)
The frequency in which you knocked from when I came in, you probably saw me come in. So I was like, this is disrespectful.
Reb Sims
It was weird, though, because when you walked in, nobody was there.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You know what I do then to that guy, the first one who's been knocking himself harder? No, you're saying, bro, somebody left 100 bill under the toilet in the back. Back there, man.
Reb Sims
No, I like to piss on the seat for it.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, that used to be the best, dude.
Reb Sims
They gotta sit in the. In the. In the pee.
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Pee.
Reb Sims
Okay. So with the. The pale and the veiny skin and the frail limbs, that's what the type of babies that were inside the Watermelon. The couple never spoke words, but I knew what the was going on. I started screaming at them. And they both turned slowly at the man. Oh, and the man still had his hand on the women, on the woman's shoulders. Okay, so he's got two hands on the woman's shoulders. And they started calmly walking into the next room in the house.
Lady Luck
House.
Reb Sims
As they were walking, I was still screaming at them with my finger pointed towards them. Just like that. Just hysterically screaming. All of a sudden it occurred to me why I was there and that I needed to cast demons out of these. All right? So I just followed them around screaming in the name of Jesus, you have no authority here.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I like that.
Reb Sims
And need to leave now. Nice.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
It's a common theme in her dreams. I like that.
Reb Sims
Yes, yes. The. The entities in my dreams, it was like three different entities. And I kept casting them out in the name of. It was weird. Weird. And then also when we were gonna go to Skinwalker Ranch and I had that dream, are we gonna go to
Top Lobster (Top)
the place next to it?
Spinquest Announcer
Yeah.
Reb Sims
And I was like pleading the name the blood of Jesus. It had something to do with grays.
Top Lobster (Top)
Huh.
Reb Sims
And I think it was because something was like, given access to us because we were in this big, you know, mansion house at that place. Anyway, they still just kept looking at me without saying words and were eerily calm, which was pissing me off. I followed them into this weird interrogation room. Had one of those lights you see in movies when someone is being questioned by the cops. And a twin size bed on a metal frame. Okay. So it's like a light you can jam in their face type of deal. The mattress had no sheet and had stains all over it. The stains look like Jacob Israel's face. They both sat down on the bed and faced me. The man still had his hand on the woman's shoulders. So I finally was like, nah. So I put my hands on that bitch's shoulder. All of a sudden. All of the sudden, hell yeah. She started to speak and was surprisingly charismatic. She got in my face and was like, honey, what's wrong? But I wasn't buying it. I was still on 10, yelling at her like, what's going on here? What are you doing? Why are you doing this?
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, Rev's a little ghetto.
Reb Sims
She is.
Top Lobster (Top)
What's up?
Reb Sims
And out of the shadows of the room comes good old Jeffrey Epstein. He was wearing a white turtleneck. Oh, that's interesting. They had black turtlenecks on. He's got a white turtleneck. That's Interesting. And had this evil smile on his face and began to try to swoon me. I somehow now was in another room.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Swoon me. Swoon me.
Reb Sims
With just him. And we were on.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Want to go to the island?
Bluff
No.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No.
Reb Sims
And we were on this sunken in large beanbag talking to each other. I was asking him questions. And I honestly can't tell you what we were talking about. But the whole time I had this sick feeling in my stomach partially because I was like, how am I just sitting here peacefully with this pig? Partially because he was casually telling me about the operation and how he was helping humanity. And then appeared a bunch of ladies in bathing suits. Hey, everybody.
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Reb Sims
Big booty. Big boobied ladies in bathing suits. All kinds of booties and all kinds of boobies of all sorts of different shapes and sizes. Glistening, covered in baby oil, little tiny bathing suits.
Top Lobster (Top)
Ad libbing.
Reb Sims
Okay, so a lady. A bunch of ladies in bathing suit suits appeared and they were trying to get me to come with them and get on a yacht. That's all I remember. I think what made it so traumatic was the crunching of the bone sound. Like I can still hear that in my waking right now. I can hear it. I don't know what to make of it. Besides the fact that Epstein Files traumatized me. And it was probably my way of processing the trauma.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Saying, what's instigating all these crazy dreams, man, the stuff that we. Watch.
Spinquest Announcer
Watch.
Reb Sims
All right. We're almost. That's kind of funny. It looked like my arms were the ostrich arms.
Top Lobster (Top)
We got it. Yeah, That's a new drop.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I like that one. That was good. Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
You like that, Matt?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No,
Reb Sims
that was the. That was the ostrich. That's outside on the shelf.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't like it.
Lady Luck
It.
Reb Sims
All right. That's the dreams I wanted and needed to share. But there is one more story I wanted to tell you before I let you go.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Let's hear it.
Reb Sims
I'm sure I'll be judged, but quite frankly, I don't give a damn.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, we're gonna judge. I'm ready.
Reb Sims
I'm judge the out of you, Reb. My cousin owns a farm and we buy beef, honey and other goods from her. That's cool. She harvested some. Oh, she harvested some mushrooms from the cow pies.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I see what you did.
Top Lobster (Top)
I'm gonna judge.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Here comes Judgesaurus.
Reb Sims
Judge her up, why don't you? So we got some poopy mushrooms and we bought some from her like two years ago. I held on to them shits for a whole year before trying any of them. I had them before and they're pretty great. It's not like this crazy trip or anything. It just makes you giggle and see rainbows in the light. I was actually going to see if you guys wanted some beef or honey. Yeah, Hell yeah. I was going to ship it to you. If you were interested, let me know. Dude. Fuck yeah.
Bluff
That's awesome.
Reb Sims
Anyway, we, my husband and I, decided to eat some mushrooms on Christmas Eve on Jesus's birthday. Unbelievable.
Top Lobster (Top)
I need to pray for her. You gotta stop because I can play this all day.
Reb Sims
I like that, man. That thing crushes so on. On the eve of Jesus's birthday, while wrapping a million presents for the kids, we were watching Survivor when they started to kick you.
Top Lobster (Top)
Not a good.
Bluff
Not.
Top Lobster (Top)
Not actually. Not a bad time to do it.
Reb Sims
Oh, yeah, While you're wrapping gifts. Yeah, it's gonna make that a lot. Dude, wrapping gifts sucks. Yeah, it's gonna make that a lot better. We're laughing hysterically at everything. Then all of a sudden, Jeff. Jeff Probst face looked exactly like a demon. But it wasn't everyone's face, just his. He looks so creepy like this almost exactly. I guess he.
Lady Luck
He.
Reb Sims
Who is he? He's a Survivor guy.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Reb Sims
He's like the host, maybe.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
And he looks like a demon.
Top Lobster (Top)
So he had demon face. They saw him. So there are mushrooms and they seen Jeff Probst with demon face.
Reb Sims
But only him. Nobody else had demon face.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah. Have you heard about that syndrome, Matt? I don't think Matt would know.
Bluff
No.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I watched Cops on mushrooms one time
Top Lobster (Top)
when I was in. Like, that's not a good thing to do.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah. But I was like, fake. I was like, guys, this whole thing is staged. Cops isn't real.
Top Lobster (Top)
Like, no, I think a lot of
Reb Sims
those people were really. I mean, some of them probably are. Are fake, but I think a lot of people.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I was 14 on mushrooms. I'm just saying, like, I was watching
Reb Sims
this thing and you're wrong.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And everybody, they were like, matt, shut up. And I was like, no, dude, this is fake. Like, this is on a set. This is on a movie set. Like, this isn't real. But I think that was just me
Top Lobster (Top)
figuring out that like this was from.
Reb Sims
You know what's funny? It turns one of them into Pete Davis.
Top Lobster (Top)
It turns one of them Asian.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
Well, from 2020, man. Rare disorder causes man to see people's faces as demonic. The condition causes faces to appear distorted. My first thought when I woke up in a demon was that I woke up in a demon world. So he's seeing like this person's face, but like eyes.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I had buddies that tripped on mushrooms and look at how flat this guy said stuff like that.
Reb Sims
Pan face, gook. This guy's sober, though.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Sorry, Nancy. Yeah, but. Yeah, but was he or did he get spiked? Did something. Did his drink get spiked? Did he not know it? Because I had buddies that like.
Reb Sims
Well, let's see. Victor spirit.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
They could tell if you had a bad or a good spirit. They could tell like that Everybody just looked like demons.
Top Lobster (Top)
Huh.
Reb Sims
Well, Victor always had sharp vision. One day life altering in day in November. Notice the out of the. Out of the blue. Oh, okay.
Top Lobster (Top)
This is a. This is a real thing. So they're saying. Experts estimate that fewer than a hundred people throughout the world have this disorder. But this is a disorder that people happen.
Reb Sims
What a hilarious thing to just be like, well, let's call it demonic face disorder.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So Reb Sims is on mushrooms and she sees. But just on his face. Survivor guy.
Reb Sims
Props.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Prost.
Top Lobster (Top)
Pros. Yeah, the B is silent.
Reb Sims
Oh, Prost.
Bluff
Okay.
Top Lobster (Top)
For.
Reb Sims
Honestly was creeped out about how accurate this picture looked. The one that we showed earlier. That was really all I had to share. Hope you guys enjoy and keep doing what you're doing. The non gay chemistry between you two is unmatched. And I feel God really brought you to non gay. That's a real reiteration. I agree. It is not gay. It is not gay.
Top Lobster (Top)
Not. Yeah.
Reb Sims
Okay. So God really brought you two non gay homos together? Okay. It's interesting.
Top Lobster (Top)
It's beautiful to watch.
Reb Sims
Beautiful to watch. Thank you guys for all the hard work and commitment to your fans. Much love and I pray for you guys. Keep going and don't stop being. Thanks, Rev. Those were great stories. Actually, those are really good dreams. And I thought for sure, you know, reading a woman's dreams was going to be bad.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
But that's not what happened.
Top Lobster (Top)
Wasn't so bad.
Reb Sims
It was actually really good.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
It's pretty intense, man.
Reb Sims
They were pretty intense.
Top Lobster (Top)
All Right out of place. Boom.
Reb Sims
No, I thought that was a good place to put that. Boom.
Top Lobster (Top)
We're at an hour 17. You want to do one?
Reb Sims
We could do one more.
Top Lobster (Top)
One short one.
Reb Sims
Okay.
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Reb Sims
Matt's looking tired and he also wants to read. Read. I know Matt wants to read. We tried to let Matt read last time and then we. We turned it off. Middle of you reading.
Top Lobster (Top)
So I'm trying to get an email.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Hand it over, pal.
Top Lobster (Top)
What is this about? Why did he just send me a
Reb Sims
picture of his asking people first?
Top Lobster (Top)
I hate this. Don't ever do this again.
Reb Sims
That's Seth's headshot. Because he's going to be at Bohemian Grove.
Top Lobster (Top)
Seth got a big head. Look at his head.
Reb Sims
Yeah, he does. We sat next to it. He was mostly head. It's just a gigantic head sitting on the. Yeah, that was. Don't do that. Don't make fun of Seth's head. We have everybody's heads actually in here. We can pull everybody's head up and
Top Lobster (Top)
make fun of him. Chaney, the.
Reb Sims
The hidden plain psyche.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, we do have Cheney's head.
Reb Sims
So let me see.
Top Lobster (Top)
Real quickies. That's one handsome. That's one handsome lesbian.
Reb Sims
That's a handsome lesbian. Janie is a handsome lesbian. So let's see. I want that black transcript. I don't know what that was. That's not good. We have a Nunya damn business.
Top Lobster (Top)
I like that.
Reb Sims
That one is.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I can read quick, dude.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, it's not about reading quick. It's about reading with passion.
Reb Sims
Is this a submission? Okay. Chronicle submission. Yeah, fine.
Top Lobster (Top)
How about floppy dong hole testimony?
Reb Sims
I'm sorry, no. Is it about the floppy dong hole?
Top Lobster (Top)
It's quite long.
Reb Sims
The dong.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Well, you guys are tired. Yeah. Raven can only do one show a day. And very tired here.
Reb Sims
So you could read this. And just remember that this is how you scroll, you boomer. Maybe we could zoom in. So that's it, right? Boom, boom, boom.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay, quit screwing around, dude.
Reb Sims
It's actually a decently long one. We're gonna read Chronicle submission. Miss the boy, but met Matt. So this person met you, so you'd better remember them.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't think that happened. All right, I'm not even on schedule anymore.
Reb Sims
Dude, is it old? This looks pretty new.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, there's that. Why is there a shirt?
Reb Sims
All right, well, we'll find super sad
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I didn't get to meet y'.
Bluff
All.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Top and Raven. When I finally got to visit Orlando. I even wore a shirt I was positive Raven would love and Top would bully me relentlessly for wearing. Pictured at the very bottom.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah,
Reb Sims
I saw the shirt.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Any hoodies?
Reb Sims
Any hoodies?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Any hoodles?
Reb Sims
Any hoodles? I guess he's saying any. Who's any? Okay, wait, I want to look at the shirt. Hate it. Can you make it big screen?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What a cool shirt, man.
Reb Sims
It doesn't do a lot for me.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He's saying that's what you would wear. Dude, what are you talking about? You have that.
Top Lobster (Top)
It is muted, the color palette.
Reb Sims
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
Get your hand out of my. Out of my camera.
Reb Sims
It needs more. It's gotta pop more.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You have that shirt.
Reb Sims
No, I don't have that.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Where do you want me to go?
Reb Sims
If I did, there'd be more colors.
Top Lobster (Top)
No, you need to put some more. Like an orange in there. You need a complementary orange.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
Another color. A tertiary color that has nothing to do with tertiary.
Reb Sims
What does tertiary mean?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I do like that word.
Reb Sims
Tertiary.
Top Lobster (Top)
Tertiary color. Yes.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Any hoodles? My wife, son, and I got to meet Matt.
Bluff
That.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, three T's.
Reb Sims
Oh, tertiary tea.
Top Lobster (Top)
You remember this guy?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And even doing that. Oh, yeah, he's a Georgia guy.
Top Lobster (Top)
You remember that shirt?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Not necessarily.
Top Lobster (Top)
Sure. It's not memorable.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
The kid was my buddy, though.
Reb Sims
Yeah, Qui Gon.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, but Qui Gon came in on Wednesday and never told any of us.
Reb Sims
Why doesn't Qui Gon tell us that he's gonna show up?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't know, bro. That was, like, really kind of rude. But then what. What day is today? Yes. That must have been, like, Wednesday.
Top Lobster (Top)
Show up to a coffee shop during business. I was kind of rude.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Must have came in Thursday. Must have came in Thursday last week.
Top Lobster (Top)
Where was I?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You guys have been very much, like, not working lately. Honest. To be totally honest, I believe you were at a. If it was in the tweeter, it'd say tbh.
Reb Sims
Tertiary event.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
My wife, son, and I gotta meet Matt. And even doing that made my week for sure. I'm Cody. The former Cody gang member? No, the former game warden.
Bluff
Remember?
Top Lobster (Top)
With the dead squirrel?
Reb Sims
Oh, that was a great story.
Top Lobster (Top)
Actually, you Weren't around for that.
Reb Sims
Yeah. Johnny come lately?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Relax.
Reb Sims
You're the tertiary addition to the team. Take it easy.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's correct.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Cody, the former game warden that sent y' all a few stories a while back on my time as a game ward warden, not to be gay warden.
Top Lobster (Top)
There's an episode named after fishing game.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, I called it fishing game at the time because I was shy and didn't want y' all to dox me. But who cares now?
Top Lobster (Top)
None your damn business.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And included the possible witchcraft pictures a while back as well. What was that?
Top Lobster (Top)
That's what the squirrel. There was a squirrel that was like. Oh, no, no, there was like a jar.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
It got sacrificed.
Reb Sims
No, I think that you're conflating the jar because I had a jar in a tree.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, you did.
Reb Sims
Like encounter.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, yeah.
Reb Sims
And I think I might have talked about that on the episode. And then we kind of like.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
It's like the beginning of memories together. That Alice in Chains album with the jar of the flies in the front. Yeah,
Top Lobster (Top)
I found it.
Reb Sims
Whoa, you're fast, dude. I saw you just decide to find it and then you found it.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right, so I'll pull up some of the pictures here.
Reb Sims
Is it a jar in the tree?
Top Lobster (Top)
So this was the squirrel guys. A little parental advisory.
Reb Sims
If you guys have got little ones or if you're a dead squirrel here.
Top Lobster (Top)
That was like ritualistically ripped apart.
Reb Sims
Dead sea squirrel. What's up, everybody?
Top Lobster (Top)
It's Bretzky.
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Top Lobster (Top)
And then this was this the witchcraft thing. So bottles on a tree. I remember something to do with the tree and this thing.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What the is that, dude?
Reb Sims
Oh, that's a baby.
Top Lobster (Top)
It's like a baby doll with hair.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, just humping a stick.
Reb Sims
No, it's not humping it. Babies don't hump.
Top Lobster (Top)
What's the matter with very strange stuff there. Yeah, yeah. So he's a game warden. So he's walking around.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Around.
Top Lobster (Top)
He's the guy that saw the vampire in. In the woods, right?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
From my house.
Top Lobster (Top)
No.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, different.
Top Lobster (Top)
Because he's a game warden. He spoke. All right, so if I remember somebody
Reb Sims
from your house saw a vampire in the woods.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I didn't even listen to the episode dude for not paying attention. You talked to him the whole time. You just talked for 10 minutes about the vampire.
Reb Sims
It sound like somebody from his house
Top Lobster (Top)
might have been a vampire. Red hair, too. I don't trust him. But now this guy here spoke to somebody that was like. Like leaned over. He went over to him, and the guy gave him, like, bad vibes. And he was talking to him and he said he.
Reb Sims
That's right.
Top Lobster (Top)
And then he just, like, backed away, but he kept his eyesight on him.
Reb Sims
Wasn't that guy fishing? He was like, fly fishing or something like that.
Top Lobster (Top)
He didn't have a permit or something.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Nuno's a good dude. This is like a pretty damn.
Top Lobster (Top)
I wish I would have met him because.
Reb Sims
Well, this is tertiary, so keep reading.
Bluff
Right.
Top Lobster (Top)
Wait, wait, let me. At this point, I backed up 6 to 10ft to create space between us because every fiber in my being was screaming, get the away from this dude.
Reb Sims
That's a cool story.
Top Lobster (Top)
He got his pole extended, his hand to shake mine, and yet again, alarm bells went off. His fingers were skinny, bony, too long for normal shaking tops.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Hands that is completely white. Very creepy.
Top Lobster (Top)
Like how a dead men's bones would be.
Reb Sims
You could tell by the bones.
Top Lobster (Top)
No pigment.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Beautiful on the outside.
Reb Sims
Beautiful on the inside.
Top Lobster (Top)
On the inside, like cream.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay. I told Matt a short story about hearing my name being called out in the middle of the woods at night while working.
Top Lobster (Top)
Amen.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But I promised Matt I'd submit another story I've been sitting on and wasn't sure.
Reb Sims
Yeah, it's probably. This guy probably has banger stories. I'm excited.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Read this story, man. Here it is. Yeah, the one he's like, in the woods.
Bluff
The woods.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Imagine you're just hunt. You're laying like a tree stand.
Bluff
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And you hear somebody call your name in the woods, you.
Top Lobster (Top)
Whoa, whoa.
Reb Sims
What are you talking about?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I want to hear that.
Reb Sims
What state is that? I wonder?
Top Lobster (Top)
Georgia.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Here you go. Let me start off by saying I'm originally from the northeast Georgia mountains. Oh. Smoky Mountains National Park. And I grew up attending a little mountain church, which was very traditional.
Top Lobster (Top)
Probably where that show Brown's from that.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Don't talk about him like, show Brown you.
Reb Sims
We said. Sorry.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Don't.
Top Lobster (Top)
Okay, okay.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
That's better.
Reb Sims
For the way that we talked to her last time. Disrespected her the way we disrespected your grandma.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
The congregation consisting mostly of families of chicken and cow farmers, for Context. Those country churches where it's all just like. Yeah, why are you going after Joe Brown?
Reb Sims
He knows. Joe Brown knows.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He doesn't do anything to him.
Top Lobster (Top)
He knows what he did.
Reb Sims
Those.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Those little country churches where it's all like that. They're all related. That is always like a interesting cousin situation. No. Well, no. Just going to the same church.
Top Lobster (Top)
You think of like a small wooden church that's probably cold during the winter.
Reb Sims
Oh, yeah, that's it.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's what I think.
Reb Sims
That's it, man.
Lady Luck
What do you.
Spinquest Announcer
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay, relax, man.
Reb Sims
Smoky Mountains.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
The congregation consisted mostly of families of chicken and cow farmers. For context, very honest and hard working folks. Folks who don't.
Reb Sims
Their cousins.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
We were holding a men's only breakfast before church. And we were all sitting around talking while the food was cooking. While we were talking, I looked over at this old man. I'll call him Jimmy for anonymity.
Top Lobster (Top)
What's up?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Jimmy, who was usually the life of the conversation and an elder of the church. And noticed he was completely pale and just staring off into space, sipping his coffee from time to time. That's not terrifying.
Reb Sims
Sounds like he's chilling, man.
Bluff
What are you talking about?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I went up to him and asked if everything was all right. Jimmy just glanced at me me and started telling me this story.
Reb Sims
Let's go. A story from old Jimmy, bro.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He was out deer hunting the evening before. It was kind of foggy, rainy and cold that day with overcast skies and not much was moving. He said he was getting ready to walk back to his truck when about 30 yards away at the corner of the food plot he was sitting on, appeared this jet black ball of mist a little bigger than a yoga ball. Jimmy doesn't seem like a yoga.
Reb Sims
Jimmy doesn't know what a yoga ball looks like.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, but he's just probably using that
Top Lobster (Top)
for reference, trying to poke holes in the story.
Reb Sims
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He said it looked like the exhaust fumes of a diesel engine, but a hundred times blacker than that.
Reb Sims
They don't like that.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I think what you meant to say is 100 times more black. Not a hundred times blacker.
Reb Sims
No, you say you could say blacker.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Then he said black.
Top Lobster (Top)
I think you say blacker.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Then he said the mist seemed to stand upright like it was curled over into a ball to begin with and open itself up like it was wearing a duster jacket. It.
Reb Sims
No.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh yeah. He said it had to be at least 8ft tall. Then out of nowhere, he said two woman. Woman came walking out of the woods.
Reb Sims
How many?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Just confused no, two woman.
Reb Sims
As to how. What they.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, two woman. Two women came walking out of the woods confused. But what I found interesting was that he said they seemed to know what they had to do.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, they were confused, but they knew
Reb Sims
what they started it. Sucking Jimmy. Oh, no, no, no.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
This is a church event.
Top Lobster (Top)
They walked up to the figure, sucked
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
the life out, hunched over, and walked straight into the duster jacket. Oh, walk straight into the duster jacket looking thing. And they disappeared into it. He continued saying, as soon as they went in, what looked like a newborn baby came walking out of the car.
Reb Sims
What are you talking about?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Are you saying. And walked maybe five feet into the woods and vaporized into thin air like a wisp of mist. He said. Then the black mist closed itself up and flew straight up in the air and vaporized into thin air.
Reb Sims
So a portal that opened up into a duster coat received two woman, and then woman in exchange produced a baby.
Top Lobster (Top)
And the baby then walks out and disappears, too.
Reb Sims
And then the portal's like, all right, I'm out.
Top Lobster (Top)
Well, we don't know. Keep reading.
Reb Sims
She. Jimmy's seen some.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, yeah, Jimmy's not doing good.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Can I get another order of pancakes?
Reb Sims
You haven't touched your raccoon. You haven't had a single bite of your raccoon. This delicious morsel. It's tertiary that you do.
Top Lobster (Top)
So eat some of your raven's eggs or some.
Reb Sims
Or some crocodile. Oh, my God. You barely touched your eye of new.
Top Lobster (Top)
These people are the worst.
Reb Sims
Oh, my God.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He ran back to the truck and headed straight home, scared absolutely shitless.
Spinquest Announcer
Damn.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Before he could tell his wife what had happened, she told him their two older friends, both women, were headed to the hospital in the same car to go see one of their daughters having a baby.
Top Lobster (Top)
Jamie.
Reb Sims
Wait a second.
Top Lobster (Top)
What?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But. Got in a car wreck and both were killed about an hour and a half, maybe two hours prior to his arrival back home.
Reb Sims
What the hell?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Exactly. While he was out hunting to help our sweet little raven out with the time sequence.
Top Lobster (Top)
Thank you.
Reb Sims
Thank you so much.
Top Lobster (Top)
David needed the help, not me.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He didn't know what to make of what he saw. And honestly, I don't either. Other than the Appalachian Mountains are a spooky place to be sometimes, dude, that's
Reb Sims
a bizarre, very strange. And you. I mean, you just struggle. If you're a dude like Jimmy, who actually seen that, and you're trying desperately to make sense of it as is, you know, human nature, you see a thing and you try to make sense of it. And the only Connection you have is. Well, at the same time, these two ladies died and the baby was being born.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
The baby part doesn't make as much sense as the. The. You know, if the two ladies died, that makes sense that all of a sudden they're on the scene right here. They're seeing the real.
Reb Sims
Yeah, but the baby. It's like he saw some weird visual representation of what was happening spiritually. The two ladies leaving and the baby coming out.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Fair point.
Top Lobster (Top)
There's a Jack Johnson song. It's a really great lyric when he says, new life makes losing life easier to understand. Yeah, kind of. Right.
Reb Sims
Like, shout out to Jimmy.
Top Lobster (Top)
Shout out to Jack.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I remember that.
Top Lobster (Top)
You know that song?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, we played it when Bella was being born. My dad died, like, right around the
Top Lobster (Top)
time it's called if I Could.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Aiden was a baby. And I remember we had a conversation about that.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's kind of what this is. Like, these. These guys are leaving, but then he's seeing. Well, there's new life, and that life is going very strange.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
It comes.
Reb Sims
And all it did is just him up. Like, he got to see that. And then at this man's breakfast, he's just. Just not doing so well.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
Like, why would he see that?
Reb Sims
Why would he see that? Why would it be shown to him? I mean, it was. It would have been shown to him. Right. Because why not shown to him?
Top Lobster (Top)
Maybe that just happens.
Reb Sims
I know, but to perceive it, maybe. Maybe I'm hung up on the geographical, you know, location of it all. It's like.
Top Lobster (Top)
That a word?
Reb Sims
Yeah, the geographical location.
Top Lobster (Top)
You use that word in a tertiary sense, I'd say.
Reb Sims
I would agree with that. So it happens in front of Jimmy, Even though it's. The physical, you know, reality of it happening is who the hell knows where the hospital is in comparison to him? And. And it happens in front of him. It happens in front of him in the woods.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You're just saying it could have happened on a street corner. It could have happened in a parking lot, but it happened somewhere. It actually does play out in a geographic location. Well, maybe.
Reb Sims
Maybe it doesn't. I don't know. Yeah. Why would it even be shown to him, though?
Top Lobster (Top)
Say, hey, look at this.
Reb Sims
Have a look at this. That's like the spirit realm just pulls a titty out and then puts it back in, and you're going, what the.
Top Lobster (Top)
Enjoy your breakfast.
Reb Sims
Enjoy your breakfast. Your men's breakfast. That's crazy. But that. I mean, man, it's not.
Top Lobster (Top)
It's not unlike us. Some stories that I've heard before, though. I've heard things like this. Right, sure.
Reb Sims
When people pass. Yeah, but like was. I missed the part.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
It was evening. No, no, I don't think they're related. Well, maybe they're related because you said everybody's kind of related.
Reb Sims
Oh, yeah, because cousin, cousins.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So he's telling the story the next morning, but this happened in the evening on a foggy, rainy and cold day with overcast guys with not much moving. So it happened at evening. I don't know why I was picturing that in the morning the whole time the story was happening.
Top Lobster (Top)
But it was actually he's at the breakfast. So it happened the night before.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Selling the night before. Yeah. So he just went home, told the wife, the wife said, oh, that's crazy. You know, these two chicks just died going to see the baby.
Reb Sims
Oh, Jimmy's drinking again.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He sleeps on it and then boom, he's in the church the next morning with the coffee. Like.
Reb Sims
Like, Jimmy, you're supposed to be making moonshine, not drinking it.
Top Lobster (Top)
What did I just see?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah,
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He's like, do I go back out hunting this morning or do I just chill?
Reb Sims
I. Yeah, I mean, I hear a lot of stories like that, not necessarily with those same elements, but somebody seeing something supernatural in the woods and it's like, yeah, I spent my whole life in the woods hunting, fishing. Now I don't go in the woods.
Top Lobster (Top)
Kids like dream based stuff where people will see a premonition of something and then it's related in a very similar way, but not exactly, but like this. This sort of thing, like a foreshadowing of what was.
Reb Sims
It's like related poetically, like because there's no actual tangible strings.
Top Lobster (Top)
Kate had a dream like this about her boyfriend that died that like OD'd. Remember that?
Reb Sims
Yeah, she had something going on there. I think she was in the chat that.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, interesting.
Reb Sims
He's got a lot of spooky.
Top Lobster (Top)
This is why we like Chronicles, because there are stories like this that overlap and then not overlap, but they rhyme. And you Go.
Reb Sims
Okay.
Top Lobster (Top)
Well, it's weird that it would happen in a similar way.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I have one more. If yalls attention span will hold up
Reb Sims
long enough my attention.
Top Lobster (Top)
Let's try.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
This one is from the late 90s, maybe early 2000s. My friend's dad was a game warden in Georgia which later inspired me to be one of my adulthood. He was coming home from work in a night hunting case around three in the morning driving home on this two lane road that runs adjacent to our very old very little mountain church that we used to go to. Told you same one from the previous story. What do you mean?
Top Lobster (Top)
Hold on, I'm saying like old Mountain Church. It's cold in there during the winter. Wood floors and they probably can't. Even if they heat it, it probably can't get hot.
Reb Sims
Junior asked an important question. He says is it possible to circumcise the foreshadow
Top Lobster (Top)
question?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Good question.
Top Lobster (Top)
It doesn't comprehend the light.
Reb Sims
So ponder that.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He was happy to finally be heading home when he glanced at the church while passing by and noticed that some dim lights were on in the sanctuary. At that time there had been a string of break ins.
Reb Sims
Okay, wait, wait. We just learned. It is Greasy Bear.
Top Lobster (Top)
My bad.
Reb Sims
Nancy, can you put down in the chronicles just create a document file and put it.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
She doesn't care.
Reb Sims
Just put Greasy Bear finish Greasy Bear story because we couldn't figure out whose story it was. Greasy Bear because we don't take notes or anything like that.
Top Lobster (Top)
Nancy, chime in thank you.
Reb Sims
Good job Nancy. She's getting a raise.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Sorry about that Greasy Bear. Yeah, I think it's a good idea to give her a raise. Just do it on a percentage basis.
Reb Sims
Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
20.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
At that time there had been a string of break ins by some meth heads stealing the brass and copper from inside churches. With that in mind, he thought it might be someone breaking in to rob the place. Place. He pulled into the parking lot very quietly, went up the stairs into the front door of the sanctuary, gun in hand. He said he noticed that the doors were fully locked and nothing seemed to be broken. He didn't think much of it and he quietly unlocked the door via a hidden key. When he unlocked and opened the door, all the sanctuary lights were on. Every single one. He got a little freaked out at this point because the lights were dim him from the outside when he pulled in. As if there was one or two lights on at the very back of the church and now every single light was on. He thought someone had to just had to have just been in There as he was walking up the stairs, going
Reb Sims
through the whole church.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah. Turning everything on.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So he walked in and yelled, whoever's in here, come out with your hands up and do it slowly.
Reb Sims
I think if you do that, if you walk into the. Is that at night?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Three in the morning.
Reb Sims
Three in the morning. You literally. I'll shoot around into the floor. I'm not even saying anything.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's just the craziest thing you've ever said.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You're like, I mean business.
Reb Sims
There's no way I'm gonna be talking or anything. I'm gonna just shoot around you.
Top Lobster (Top)
The gun. They'll hear that.
Reb Sims
Yeah, but I always.
Top Lobster (Top)
You just shoot your floor, just in case. It's fine.
Reb Sims
Just put a little putty in it and put the carpet over it.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I should note at this point that the church has one big sanctuary in a narrow yet long hallway behind the sanctuary, close at the very back of the building, with a choir room, bathrooms, the preacher's office, and a nursery at the very end of the hallway. End of the hgtv. Cody, I promise I appreciate the.
Reb Sims
The modest layout.
Top Lobster (Top)
Like, nada.
Reb Sims
We're not gonna go too, too hard.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
It's a. It's exactly the same in every country church.
Reb Sims
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He cleared the sanctuary quickly, quickly sweeping the floor with his eyes and making sure no one was hiding in between the poos.
Reb Sims
The poos.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
The pews. When he got to the door to enter the back hallway, he yelled again, buddy, you better come out with your hands up or you're gonna get your ass lit up.
Reb Sims
That would have been a second round.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He waited a short moment and he leaned in, cleared the bathrooms to the right. And as he was coming around the corner to clear the other three rooms to the left, he stopped dead in his tracks. There at the very end of the hallway, in front of the nursery was a woman and what he said was an early 1800s dress.
Reb Sims
What the.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, yeah.
Reb Sims
Yo, Appalachia, what is you doing, baby?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
There at the very end of the hallway, in front of the nursery was a woman and what he said was an early 1800s dress.
Reb Sims
No way.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Standing and looking at him. What? He immediately trained his iron sight lights on her and said, stop. Put your hands up now.
Reb Sims
I feel you at home. So many times.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, my God, he said. She acted like she didn't even hear what he said, turned to her left and went into the nursery. All right, he said. When she turned and moved into the nursery, he noticed that she didn't have any pants feet. Oh, she looked like she was floating about 2 inches off the floor.
Lady Luck
Damn.
Reb Sims
He's trying to see them feet.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He said it didn't look like the classic ghost, which threw him off. He said she looked as solid as a normal person, was not glowing or transparent at all. She was even casting a shadow on the floor and everything Shell built, right. All that was different about her was that she was floating in midair there and didn't make a sound as she moved into the nursery.
Reb Sims
Nursery?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Did he send pictures, too?
Top Lobster (Top)
No, he just aided it.
Reb Sims
Damn you fast dog. What the. Yeah, that's the question. GPT to generate a photo for me, it takes 15 minutes.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Like, did she open. Did she open the door? Or did she just go through the door? Was the door already open? Like, that's what I was wondering.
Reb Sims
Dang. Well, this is exactly how it looked.
Top Lobster (Top)
No need to do anything else. That's how.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
That's wondering at this point. He said his training kicked in and he thought she was making a run for it. So he booked it up to the nursery to couch her. I don't know if I'd be doing that.
Reb Sims
His training was Jiu Jitsu, so he got on his butt and started scooting towards her.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He was going full guard, healed. Stop running while running down the hall. How is she running?
Reb Sims
She ain't got no feet.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And when he got there, he yelled, stop.
Spinquest Announcer
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Top Lobster (Top)
Is this guy, like, a cop or something?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He's a game warden.
Reb Sims
Oh, yeah, right.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So he's like a cop.
Spinquest Announcer
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And then he paused because she was gone.
Reb Sims
He said, show me your fishing license. She had none.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
There was no one in the room at all. It was empty except for the soft moonlight shining through the open shutters. And a lot of baby toys. That's terrifying.
Reb Sims
That's terrible. So she's gone.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
If you saw the. That situation. And then the windows are like. Just a little bit of moonlights coming through. And there's baby toys on, bro.
Reb Sims
This guy has.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't like some. I don't like it.
Reb Sims
Like, a lot of my experiences stopped at childhood and then, like, you know, were kind of just shadowy, you know, whatever. Spooky dookies. Like, I didn't see a bunch of. As an adult man. Like, this guy came up to a demon man in the. In the river.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Fly fishing, which is out of straight Bible interview sessions. If you didn't hear Raven's story yet, tune in for that one going live on YouTube
Top Lobster (Top)
tomorrow night.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Tomorrow night?
Bluff
Yeah.
Reb Sims
Yes. Tomorrow night.
Top Lobster (Top)
Wednesday night.
Reb Sims
Tune in to. To watch it tomorrow night. It's a great interview, but I'm saying,
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
like, people really loved it.
Reb Sims
I would probably move out of Appalachia.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Famous podcasters really loved it.
Reb Sims
Famous podcasters all agree. Famous podcasters agree.
Top Lobster (Top)
Famous podcasters really ignored that one.
Reb Sims
Famous podcaster said, quote, it was tertiary. It was tertiary. Sorry, David.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's not nice.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
It was empty except for the soft moonlight.
Bluff
Already.
Top Lobster (Top)
What the Is going your story?
Reb Sims
What the, man?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
There was no one in the room at all. It was empty except for this.
Reb Sims
No. Yeah, we read that already. Wait, is that how it ends? Where's the rest of it? Say the rest of it.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
There's a lot. No, I gotta finish where we left out. It was empty except for the soft moonlight. Right. Shining through the open shutters and a lot of baby toys neatly placed in their bins. The windows have been nailed and painted shut decades ago. So he knew she couldn't have jumped through the window to escape. It was that nobody opened the window for decades. That's shocking.
Reb Sims
You just let like a layer of paint keep you from fresh air in the nursery.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No.
Reb Sims
Probably stinks.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
Yo, by the way, my wife has
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
had to tolerate a lot of stuff.
Reb Sims
She identified something the other day. Now, let's just say we got some new neighbors and the new neighbors.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, boy. I knew what he was doing with that accent.
Reb Sims
And I noticed something, but I kept it to myself because my wife's not always a fan of my racial commentary.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Exactly. And.
Reb Sims
But I did notice it.
Top Lobster (Top)
She was liberal.
Reb Sims
No, she just. She goes. That's mean.
Top Lobster (Top)
She's a liberal.
Reb Sims
But I noticed a smell. And the smell.
Top Lobster (Top)
Sulfur.
Reb Sims
No, dude.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, I don't know.
Reb Sims
It's. It's stale. It's despair. It's. It's ghetto. There's a. There's a ghetto smell. It's a dusty, unkempt it.
Top Lobster (Top)
What?
Reb Sims
It is sadness.
Top Lobster (Top)
It's laundry that hasn't dried.
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Top Lobster (Top)
They put it on top of a heater for some reason.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Them.
Reb Sims
No, they don't have those heaters no more. I used to love those heaters. I had Mine in the hood, too. But it's like. It's like, oh, here, check this out.
Top Lobster (Top)
Look at this Image that jet GPT's made of the first thing that he did. Oh, it's like a storyboard they made. Really cool.
Reb Sims
Yeah. I mean, that's. That's what he described, huh? But the baby did it. But look at the baby.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, it wouldn't generate a baby. It's like that.
Reb Sims
Generate that baby.
Top Lobster (Top)
I said, no, we won't do the baby.
Reb Sims
We'll traffic those babies, but we won't generate them.
Top Lobster (Top)
We won't generate that crazy.
Reb Sims
So, you know, a couple days later, I'm walking past this same place with my wife, and she goes, my wife, they bought a smell with them.
Bluff
Oh.
Reb Sims
And I said, yeah, they did. And she's like, it smells ghetto. And I was like, yeah, it does. Yeah, it does. And then we walked. As we're walking, you know, we're trying to describe what this is, and it is. It's really, like, dusty and. And stale is the way that I would describe it. It's not like a mildewy thing or. Or a wet kind of a thing. It's specifically very dry, very dusty, very stale.
Top Lobster (Top)
You know why this is okay to say, Matt? Because I know you're making faces, so
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
why are you bringing me into this? I know ghetto smells, dude. We used to pick a guy up in his car. I'll tell you what, it's.
Top Lobster (Top)
I don't necessarily think it's a ghetto smell. I think that, like, our nose smells. Oh, and their nose smells us. Because, like, I've talked to a lot
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
people say we smell like white dogs. Dogs.
Top Lobster (Top)
Every single one of them goes, yo, yo, white people smell like wet dog. And I'm like, not any white person I've ever smelled.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
True what you're saying. That's what they say. How certain cultures smell a thing in other cultures.
Top Lobster (Top)
And what's the thing they're smelling on white people? Downey.
Reb Sims
Okay. When I walk a little bit further, there's another place that I pass, and they are morbidly obese and they're alcoholic, and you could. It's like, not good. Like, very low vibrational, very judgy. No, I'm just saying they're very judging. They're morbidly obese.
Spinquest Announcer
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Reb Sims
And if you look. Because I'd be looking at people's houses, I look by as I pass by, and I see all the empty bottles on their.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
On their island, they could be collecting them for, like, recycling, dude. To make extra money. Because they're hard workers.
Top Lobster (Top)
Maybe they're into glass spinning. Maybe they just need glass.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, there's a lot of different things it could be. Dude, you're just being very judgy.
Top Lobster (Top)
Maybe they're making mosaic states.
Reb Sims
David. They smell the same. Smells exactly the same. Alcohol, stale, sad. It smells sad. I don't know how to explain that. There's like a sadness, like a low. It smells like that. And even my wife says the same thing. And she's not like the type of person that's gonna. She goes, it smells sad. And I'm like, yeah, I've been in those houses. I've experienced those places. They're never clean. But it's not just clean. It's like the lights are never on. It's never. It's never very bright in those places. And the people are not okay. And it smells like sad, like despair. That's what we've landed on is despair, which is weird.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Smell of despair.
Reb Sims
I would say 100. There's a smell of despair.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So we used to pick up this guy, Mike Argovoil. He would be at. He'd have a place like once in a while. No, this is like not a real podcast. It's like 97 in Hayward, California.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, yeah. So let's look him up.
Reb Sims
Look them up real quick.
Top Lobster (Top)
Exactly where?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
The longest time we'd pick him up in his car. He'd sleep in his car. But he distinctly smelt like crack and peanuts. Dude, it was the craziest thing.
Top Lobster (Top)
Smell like. It's like plastic.
Reb Sims
He was gonna say that's what black people smell.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Almost like. It's almost like that smell you're describing. It's like hair and just dusty.
Reb Sims
It's like. Answer the question.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Not a black guy. No. French. Argavoil. But he was like Spanish, I think the dad was Spanish. The mom. The dad was French and the mom's like Spanish.
Reb Sims
Michael Gargoyle.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He. I mean, most people just thought he was Mexican. Like. Like if you met him. Yeah, but like kind of light skinned. Almost like Cuban light skin. Almost like top is like light skinned. Puerto Rican Spanish.
Reb Sims
Carlos. Shout out to Carlos. His name is Carlos.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But it was weird, dude. He had this very distinct. He ate a lot of Snickers, which is the only way I could imagine that his spice was peanuts.
Reb Sims
Again, I would from now on, Snickers.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Relax.
Reb Sims
Thank you very much. Like when you use that R. Very aggressive.
Top Lobster (Top)
Let's finish reading this story, please.
Reb Sims
Can you finish reading the story?
Bluff
My God.
Top Lobster (Top)
He said. He stood there for a second he
Reb Sims
stood there for a second, smelling the despair. It smelled like menthol cigarettes.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Instead, he stood there for a second and that's when he finally put it all together. That she had no feet. She basically glided into the room and she didn't take glowed and she didn't make any of the old creaky floorboards pop or squeak like they usually did when someone stood on the them. After the realization, he sprinted out of the church but still had the wherewithal to lock the door back behind him on the way out. He went home and decided not to tell anyone but the preacher that next Sunday. When Sunday came around, he and the preacher went to the preacher's office and they started looking through historical photos of the church. And after an hour or two, they came upon one photo of the people that used to work in the nursery tree. It was her. His blood froze solid when he saw the very same woman he had seen not three days before. Erect, sitting in a photo dated 1886.
Reb Sims
Oh my God. And those feet were pristine.
Top Lobster (Top)
They found out what her name was and went out to the cemetery to see if they could find her tombstone.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Jeez, am I doing that bad?
Top Lobster (Top)
No, no. I just. I want to know.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, like if he wants to know, he's just interested.
Top Lobster (Top)
Sure enough, they found it. Her grave. Her grave was located only 10ft away from the nursery where he had encountered had the encounter with her.
Reb Sims
They were that close to the grave.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
He said he had never experienced anything like that before or since. What do you think about that, Matt? What? Where are we at with ghost?
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't know.
Reb Sims
You know what's interesting? I learned that fence man there was a passage in the Bible where opinion
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
the word people's souls are like going around they look like. I don't know.
Bluff
There.
Reb Sims
There was. I was listening to Mike Kaiser recently and he was talking about this passage in the Bible where Mike Heiser that dead that. That he apparently then is. He was referencing some scripture where the disembodied dead head of like of humans were called Elohim, which you know he's getting into. That's a spiritual designation, like where this thing resides. You know, that's. We've talked about that before, but I wasn't aware of that, that there was a. Any scripture in the Bible that referenced the, the, the spirits of dead humans as Elohim.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Well, I did meet Hulk Hogan at a. At Shepherd's in Clearwater beach, actually.
Reb Sims
No, really?
Spinquest Announcer
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Top Lobster (Top)
What the.
Reb Sims
Don't read the. Oh my God.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But okay, here's the intriguing thing is like Elijah and Moses show up to talk with Jesus. What? What was that?
Top Lobster (Top)
Well, they never died.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Moses never died.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, I guess he did. Well, it doesn't really say how he died. God took him.
Reb Sims
It does say that there's an argument over his body.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
His body died and was buried. Does it say in a mountain in Horeb? I mean, wherever it is, it says he died and was buried.
Top Lobster (Top)
God buried him. Gotta be doing sneaky stuff sometimes.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So. So I don't know. Does like think God killed him? I mean, choked him like he had to because it says he was 120, his eye hadn't grown dim, and he still had the strength of a young man. Like he. It doesn't sound like he was like dying of old age.
Reb Sims
You could up 120 year old Moses?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No.
Top Lobster (Top)
You think Moses was Nephilim?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No.
Reb Sims
You think Moses had horns?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No.
Reb Sims
Do you think you could him up one on one?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No.
Top Lobster (Top)
You think Moses had a dog on him?
Reb Sims
Do you think Moses knew any sort of like martial arts or anything like that? I mean, he only did.
Top Lobster (Top)
I think Moses knew Krav Magai. You think he knew Krav Maga?
Reb Sims
A lot of eye gas.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You don't think Egypt, they had some kind of. He was trained in all the wisdom of Egypt.
Reb Sims
Okay?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
When he left, he was 40 years old. So from 0 to 40, he's been trained in the king's house.
Top Lobster (Top)
So you don't think he was Nephilim? You don't think that's why he wasn't allowed?
Reb Sims
So you're saying take him in a one on one.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So you don't think he learned mma?
Reb Sims
I'm saying no weapons, no clothes. Heroic news. You versus Moses.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Moses would, would beat up five people right now, dude. Any five.
Top Lobster (Top)
They didn't know the sweet sign at
Reb Sims
one hundred and twenty.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He killed a man with his bare hands in Egypt.
Reb Sims
Okay?
Top Lobster (Top)
That man was described rub.
Reb Sims
Hulk Hogan can kill a man with his bare hands.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, he.
Reb Sims
Moses versus Hulk Hogan.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Moses is winning. Who blaps who Moses is Winning easy, dude.
Top Lobster (Top)
Because he had witchcraft and magic and like.
Lady Luck
Oh, yeah.
Reb Sims
No, he doesn't get to use that.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He wasn't using that in Egypt.
Reb Sims
He doesn't get to use the horns.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He came out. He killed an Egyptian, buried him in the sand.
Reb Sims
Yeah, that's easy to do. No, sand is pretty easy to move.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, not in that quantity.
Reb Sims
You said that part like it was crazy. Like, in the sand.
Top Lobster (Top)
In the sand.
Reb Sims
I was like, what if he did it in?
Top Lobster (Top)
How deep did he bury?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You guys didn't ever fit. Like, at least six feet. Dude. He didn't just bury him.
Top Lobster (Top)
Like, no, it's at least six feet.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He buried him.
Reb Sims
Okay. You know those slap competitions?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He covered him.
Reb Sims
Can you win in a slap competition? He stands at that podium.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Any modern.
Reb Sims
What if you get first shot?
Bluff
No.
Reb Sims
You ever see where the Samoans run into each other and they knock each other out?
Top Lobster (Top)
How many toddlers could Moses.
Reb Sims
10,000. So you think he could do it? Do you think he could take out 10,000 toddlers Moses was using? Stop reading the chat and answer the chat, dude. 100.
Top Lobster (Top)
He became Gibbereen.
Reb Sims
Oh, did he become gibbering? Okay. Moses one on one versus Nimrod.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's why they was trying to look for his body.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Just crushing.
Reb Sims
Honestly, can we get, like, you know, celebrity death match? Yeah, I want to watch, like, biblical
Top Lobster (Top)
Moses can't beat Nimrod.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You don't think crush Nimrod.
Reb Sims
What about before he became gibbering?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't like. Yeah, I don't like how tops doing that. Yeah, he would.
Reb Sims
What if he just. With his hands and he crushed his
Top Lobster (Top)
skull, Esau killed Nimrod? Esau is a different monster. Monster.
Reb Sims
Oh, oh, Esau's. That's kind of a crazy. Moses versus Esau.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Moses is winning all those.
Spinquest Announcer
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Reb Sims
Against Esau?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Dude's a savage.
Reb Sims
E. So is smelled bad and was very hairy.
Top Lobster (Top)
Okay, so we're saying Moses beats Bigfoot. You're out of your mind.
Reb Sims
I have a feeling Esau's grappling game was crazy easily. I think he's. He. He was grippy.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He came off the mountain. He was glowing. He didn't realize he's still glowing. He had to, like, wrap himself up just to have, like, normal conversations with people because he was, like, trying to talk. Radiating light from you.
Top Lobster (Top)
If we get USADA involved and there's a proper weight cut.
Reb Sims
Yeah, we're not doing anything.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Moses crushing everybody spent a lot of
Reb Sims
time in the desert.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He's got the power of God. He's, like, radiating the Light.
Reb Sims
Moses versus David.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, Moses.
Reb Sims
You think so?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, it's the one where I paused. So he picked Moses. Dude.
Bluff
No, no.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Can we finish the story? Because you're look like clicking around, like you're gonna close stuff you're only on and I don't want you to close.
Reb Sims
Oh, you got no books.
Top Lobster (Top)
Books. Most.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Relax. So back to the thing of ghosts. You say ghost. What do you think? Matt? What do you think?
Top Lobster (Top)
Because. What do you think?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What do you think?
Top Lobster (Top)
I think that there. I don't think that there is spirits left in like, like your actual spirit. But I think that there's something to impressions. That maybe if we're in a place for long enough, like it, it. It holds some of our characteristics, the earth holds some of our characteristics and maybe even like replicates. I don't know.
Reb Sims
Why do you think only her feet went to heaven?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You're saying, like, you get buried in a certain spot lot and somehow there's an energy or life force that the earth kind of recreates. Like you're being. Okay. What are you saying? I don't sounded like that.
Top Lobster (Top)
I don't think her tombstone being there, being 10ft away from where the nursery has anything to do with it. I think that she could have been
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
walking around in China.
Top Lobster (Top)
You're gonna let me finish China?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You let me talk China, yes or no?
Top Lobster (Top)
No. I think the reason you would see an apparition like that repeating what it's done previously in the past is because she spent so much time in that nursery.
Spinquest Announcer
Oh, yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
Not because her dead body is. Is buried right next to it. I think maybe like the wood in that place has taken on the impression of like, sucked her out. I kind of.
Bluff
I don't know.
Reb Sims
Especially if she's really emotional, walking that path. Boom, boom, boom.
Top Lobster (Top)
This stuff is alive. Like, it's called the stone tape theory. Yeah, I was gonna say that, but I don't want to go into.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Who was that?
Reb Sims
What was that?
Top Lobster (Top)
That was a disembodied voice of Nancy. No, Stone tape theory is like when you leave your impression on physical objects in this world. So that's why people get like haunted items and things like that. I just think like this cup, if I've drunk, if I've drank out of it so many times. I don't know, maybe I think certain
Reb Sims
things would be better. Like wood might be better.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Reb Sims
This is plastic.
Top Lobster (Top)
This is.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, it's not. It's food grade silicone, dude. There's a big difference.
Reb Sims
But this is dead.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Those are Very valuable.
Top Lobster (Top)
You gotta buy on your shirt.
Reb Sims
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
This is just saying if something was alive, valuable.
Top Lobster (Top)
This is expensive. He charged me full price for this. For this. And then he charged me for the straw.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Dang, right?
Reb Sims
And he charges you every time you refill it, too.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You're dang right.
Reb Sims
It's crazy.
Top Lobster (Top)
All right.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And then because he refuses to clean, Buy it again.
Top Lobster (Top)
The wall here is dead.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Sheetrock.
Reb Sims
Right?
Top Lobster (Top)
Rock is dead. It doesn't vibrate. This is wood. This doesn't vibrate. But you get, like, really good wood.
Reb Sims
Or what about the land itself? Because I wonder about that. Like, if you destroyed this structure, would the thing still be there? Because the land is cursed.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay, but the bottom line is, you're saying it doesn't matter where they're buried. It's not because, like, their soul or something's coming up out of their very body. You're saying the life that they lived around things would have the ability to put forth a hologram, if you will,
Top Lobster (Top)
like, replaying it, like, maybe, I don't know, like, this wood. If this stuff is alive, these materials are, like, alive. It enjoyed when this was walking through the halls and it was like, do that again. And it just plays it.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I had no idea. Lovely, man. That's actually beautiful. I just picture myself maybe moving through the food forest. My trees are like, bro, we miss you, man.
Top Lobster (Top)
100. Like, if your kids saw you walking through the food forest, just going, fair point.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, no, I don't do that. I don't do that. Don't do that.
Reb Sims
So you know how her feet were gone? Do you think Matt's ears would still be there?
Top Lobster (Top)
Or, like, detail, maybe?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So you're seeing, like, all my fruit trees and stuff. And, like, even the oak trees. Even the ground. Because all my ground is mulch.
Bluff
Alive.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, probably.
Reb Sims
Water has a memory.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He was always, like, coming through here, like, taking care of us. Like, he put his hand on us, he'd prune us and keep us. Right? Man, we miss him. And it would, like, project me, like, kind of doing my thing.
Spinquest Announcer
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Top Lobster (Top)
Maybe it might even project you when nobody's there there. But, like, yeah, wouldn't be surprised if your grandkids.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Because it loves me so much. You're saying it just like.
Reb Sims
No, we didn't say that.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, that's kind of what he's getting at.
Reb Sims
Well, no, because some things are, like, horrific events that are negatively charged and those play out.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
That wouldn't be the story on my farm.
Reb Sims
We're not talking about your farm.
Top Lobster (Top)
You're attributing love to the creation.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
We just read about the creation of reality. Station of the sons of God. Is it part of that?
Top Lobster (Top)
I don't think. I don't think it's love. Like, I think, like, how worship. Worship, Worship could be good or bad, but it is intention. Going somewhere? You know what I mean?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah. Okay, how does this tie in with their groaning, waiting for the manifestation of the sons of God? That. We just read it in Romans.
Reb Sims
You guys just read that. That's interesting.
Top Lobster (Top)
I don't think. I don't think these things care about you specifically.
Reb Sims
I definitely don't think they like you.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I disagree, bro.
Top Lobster (Top)
You think your fruit. Your fruit tree likes you? It's like, yeah, thanks, bro.
Reb Sims
Bro.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's what it's saying. Like, good.
Reb Sims
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
And then it grows. I think you're just a.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, it probably, like, familiar thing.
Reb Sims
It likes, he likes your kids.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
There's a connection, man. Like, there is a connection. Like, if you don't work on a farm, you don't know.
Top Lobster (Top)
I just don't know there's a connection. But I don't think it's love or, like, I think that this just. This is like a connection, like a symbiotic relationship.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I disagree. It's gotta be loved, dude. That creation is groaning, waiting for the manifestation of the sons of God, the creation itself.
Reb Sims
Wait, wait, wait, wait. No.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
We're part of a beautiful system, dude. We're part of.
Reb Sims
They love everybody else, man.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But now, like, yo, that's like.
Reb Sims
I think when you show up, they groan.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, they're like, oh, there's all these humans we see these things going by called cars. There's all this other stuff.
Reb Sims
Wait, you mean to tell me there's
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
things called cars, dude, that's, like, moving through here. He's feeding us manure. He's feeding us, like, chop and drop from other species. He's making sure we grow to our fullest potential. Like, he cares about us. He's creating this environment and thriving. He's adding animals to the scene. We've got the animals.
Top Lobster (Top)
I don't think these plants have any side, dog. They're neutral. They are.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
They're.
Top Lobster (Top)
They're for God. And you are kind of doing a thing. You're replicating God by creating.
Reb Sims
Don't give him more words because he's just gonna keep going.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's kind of what you're doing. You're. You're.
Reb Sims
That's what.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's why you like growing the plants. Because you're not that you are God, but this is What God does. God nurtures and creates.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Creates an environment for things to thrive.
Top Lobster (Top)
You're just a stand in. You're just a. You're just watering.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Top Lobster (Top)
But what I'm saying is that I think you spend enough time.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
Hold on.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You don't think when I get out of my car and walk up to my door that like the nectarine trees and the peach trees and avocado trees, like, dude, that's our. That's our guy. Like that's our human.
Top Lobster (Top)
That's like they rejoice when they.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, I think that's our guy. That's our guy. Like we love him.
Top Lobster (Top)
I think that they recognize you. I don't think that they like dang right they do. Yeah. And I think recognize enough to replicate. But like, yeah, if I murdered you in your spot then they'd probably replay that too.
Reb Sims
And if he murdered you and then he took your job over, they wouldn't miss you at all. This guy crushes. He's doing it all now.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, disagree.
Reb Sims
100 dude.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
They'd be like, that was our guy, dude.
Reb Sims
Yeah, but they would do a better job. And then they wouldn't remember you.
Top Lobster (Top)
Actually. No. It might be cursed. Like the land might be cursed.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
100 but if you.
Top Lobster (Top)
If you died and then somebody else came and kept tending this, they would
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And maybe it'd be generations of trees would have to go on until they forgot about.
Top Lobster (Top)
Thinks his trees are gonna make miss him. This is fascinating.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
They love me, bro.
Reb Sims
Who was the guy that came and
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
was told we have a connection, man.
Reb Sims
That told the dude go bathe in the. In the Jordan like seven times?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Elisha. Yeah.
Reb Sims
And when he comes back after being like reluctant about doing it, he's like, yo, can I take like this dirt?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, naming.
Bluff
Yeah.
Reb Sims
And then he's gonna go put it
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
back on the threshold.
Reb Sims
So where does he put the dirt? Does he put it like in his own house?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, no. I think he puts it on the ground actually. I think Heiser Does a good breakdown of this dude where he takes it. What is it? The God Ramon. I think the God R I M O N is maybe the one that they're serving there. And he says, hey, man, when I'm in there, I have to bow down to this God Ramon. Otherwise, the king, he was a Ninevite we just read about Jonah, right? I think Naaman was from Nineveh. I think either way, wherever it was, they worshiped this God Ramon, I think. And then he was saying, so when I take this earth and put it back down, it's a territory thing, I'm pretty sure.
Reb Sims
Territory thing, yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
He's like, I don't want it to be like I'm worshiping Ramon, but I have to get on my knees. There's there, or the king's gonna kill me. I want to make sure it's clear. I'm worshiping you, the true living God.
Reb Sims
Right? Oh, that's like a sneaky thing, man.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Dirt's powerful. That's what tops like. Oh, yeah. No, the dirt doesn't matter. The trees don't love.
Reb Sims
No, we just said no.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, it does matter.
Reb Sims
All right, well, can you agree?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You don't. You just told the story. You just had Raven tell the story about how the land is alive. Dude.
Top Lobster (Top)
Well, it's. Yeah. So I'm saying it's a lie, but I think that you're applying human emotions to this thing. I just think that. Think that.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I think the Bible does in Romans 8. We just read it this morning. I don't like.
Top Lobster (Top)
Groaning is not emotion.
Reb Sims
Why may I be groaning?
Bluff
Groaning.
Top Lobster (Top)
But groaning is not an emotion. But it's also an emotion.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Does it. Is it not symbolic that an emotion is happening?
Top Lobster (Top)
Okay, but it's an emotion for them to be completed to and restored to how they were in Eden, not to. This guy watered me. You know what I mean?
Reb Sims
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Hey, that was part of how it was in Eden. Water, environment. What was Eden a good environment. Hey, this human's going around. He doesn't have to, but he's trying to create a good environment for us because he loves us.
Bluff
Thank you.
Reb Sims
Nancy, we're getting caught on. Finish reading this guy's story. Good God.
Bluff
Good.
Reb Sims
Nancy coming in.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Nancy didn't do that.
Top Lobster (Top)
Wait, Nancy, really quick chime in. Do you think that Matt's trees love him?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I'm not doing this. Sure.
Bluff
Yes.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Why are you saying it like that?
Reb Sims
Oh, there you go.
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I don't like that.
Reb Sims
I think that's very much.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Hey.
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Reb Sims
They love you. Look at that. This Is
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
no Nancy. It's very telling how you answer this. I'm curious.
Top Lobster (Top)
She only talks to David. Come on.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Always peeing the food for a Z, man. Always. That's like the perfect ratio of nitrogen.
Reb Sims
Is that true?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I think that's true, Nance.
Top Lobster (Top)
I don't think that's true. Appreciate it. They don't love you.
Reb Sims
Yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
They appreciate you.
Top Lobster (Top)
They see you, and when you say, yeah, that's our guy. But love, no, it's like, that's our guy. As a matter of fact, the default setting of man is supposed to be what you're doing. So they're like, yeah, do your job.
Reb Sims
Do your job.
Top Lobster (Top)
Pretty much. I think that's what they're. What they're doing. But I think if you have a. If you have a relationship with. With this thing, it's more likely.
Reb Sims
What kind of relationship? You can't see it.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You have a strong relationship with the land, dude. Even like, Jess, like, when we first got there and we had these giant oak trees.
Reb Sims
No, that's not the same.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Jess is like, like, these are our trees. Like, these are our tree. Can you believe? Like, they're beautiful, big oak trees. Like, these are our trees. And it was like, yeah. We had this strong sense of like, yeah, this is our land. Like, we have to take care of this land. Like, this is rad. We don't. We're not owed any land on the earth, but, like, we get given a little piece of land on the earth. Like, yeah, man, I want to steward it. Right.
Top Lobster (Top)
Anyway, point being is I don't think that that's a ghost. I think that that's a memory, and I think that that's reflected by the. Around it. I think that they had a fondness, goodness for this person. Did they love it? I'm not so sure.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
But they're like, why are you against this whole love thing? I don't understand what's happening. You're very touchy about it.
Top Lobster (Top)
Because God's creation is neutral.
Reb Sims
Do you love your truth in that back area?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Love is not, like, wrapped into the
Top Lobster (Top)
creation for love for God.
Reb Sims
Okay, not for you.
Top Lobster (Top)
I think these things.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What about those created in the image and likeness of God?
Top Lobster (Top)
I think the animal world.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
What do you mean by love like, exactly?
Reb Sims
Love to another. Like, what kind of.
Top Lobster (Top)
She's asking you.
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, love.
Reb Sims
What is love?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Like the way. Yeah, love. You know what it is to love?
Top Lobster (Top)
No, Agape. What does that mean, love, man.
Reb Sims
Agape.
Top Lobster (Top)
You want to gape your tree.
Reb Sims
No, you're gaping your trees, dog.
Top Lobster (Top)
No, It's. I just. All right, whatever. Whatever emotion you want to put toward it, fine.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Can we finish the problem when city slickers don't understand a connection to the land? I think this is a big deal, man.
Top Lobster (Top)
He thinks that looks. There is no neutrality. There is no neutrality. They're all on the side of God, but I just don't think that they're there.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Like, oh, he hates if the chat's on my side on this one. But the chat. Chat knows what's up from his Ori
Reb Sims
says, baby, don't hurt tree.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Reb Sims
Don't hack tree no more. Okay.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
We gotta get exhausted.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
We gotta get to this one. Show is too much. All right, hang on. Let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up.
Reb Sims
Matt is Pocahontas. Yeah. Is.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Stop it, Nancy.
Reb Sims
Yeah, you are. Make Matt Pocahontas. Yeah. He's doing it.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Come on. They found out what her name was and went out to the cemetery to see if they could find her tombstone. Sure enough, they found it. Her grave was located only 10ft away from the nursery.
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Where he had the encounter with her. He said he had never experienced anything like that before or since. Again, I'm not sure what to think about this as a Christian, but again, Appalachia is one hell of a spooky place. Place. These mountains have stories to tell. Love you guys.
Reb Sims
No, that's it.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah. No love. Yeah. Oh, no. I mean, oh, yeah. They like you. They appreciate you. No, like you guys. No love you guys.
Reb Sims
Like you guys.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And I hope this makes it on human being.
Reb Sims
Yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
To have for another.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You're saying there's not love wrapped up in the entirety of creation that God made. And God is love.
Top Lobster (Top)
Not for you.
Reb Sims
That's right.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Kind of rude and mean.
Reb Sims
Well, that's what you brought it to. You brought it here.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No. You guys.
Reb Sims
Ask yourself how we got here.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Even like animals, dude. Like, say you're a bad parent.
Reb Sims
Yep. There you go. Not bad, actually, I don't like this.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I do not like chat wood. I'm not doing this.
Reb Sims
You look good.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Stop it, Nancy.
Top Lobster (Top)
Thank you, Nancy. Okay, okay. Get real serious. Are we done with this?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah.
Bluff
When you have.
Reb Sims
Good Lord.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
If, say, you have kids and you treat them and bad, they can still grow up and have, like, a good life.
Top Lobster (Top)
It's not a good example. We're talking about wood.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
If you have animals, they like, they can't just grow up and have a better Life. We're talking 100 dependent on the life you create.
Top Lobster (Top)
I am talking about wood. That's been cut down and then created into a nursery inside of an old church. Yeah, I think the wood just had a fondness, like the materials, but I don't think it's emotion. I don't think it's love.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I think either. You don't ever watch straight Bible. Love is like a re. Emotion, dude.
Top Lobster (Top)
It's a reflection, you know, because it's an absorption of, like, that person.
Reb Sims
So the reflection thing, the reason I say that is because if it's a horrifying incident, it'll show you. It'll show you that too. That'll be like a haunting. So whatever it is, it's. It's a retention and a reflection, a
Top Lobster (Top)
retention of energy, good or bad. And it's like the story that Merkel tells. Rest in peace.
Reb Sims
I was like, what is it? What?
Top Lobster (Top)
No, that.
Bluff
Not.
Top Lobster (Top)
Not Merkel, but the lady from Jesus culture was saying for Kim Walt Walker,
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
how did you get those two people mixed up?
Top Lobster (Top)
She was on Miracle show where there was like some sort of warlock. Don't touch my feet with your feet.
Reb Sims
Please stop.
Top Lobster (Top)
Or which. And they would come to the church all the time because there's an energy flowing through there.
Reb Sims
Yeah, they want that.
Top Lobster (Top)
They want that. So, like, there is an energy. People are using it to receive the Holy Spirit in there. But then there's a guy in the back levitating. He's doing some other.
Reb Sims
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster (Top)
It's just this energy. It's this thing.
Reb Sims
It's this material almost like a thinness of the veil or something like that. And so, yeah, I mean, I don't think. I don't think it's. I don't think it's love. I don't think the walls have love.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
You guys are very anti love, dude.
Reb Sims
No, it's not that. I was just saying it doesn't make sense in the capacity of love. Because why then would it reflect a horrifying moment of like, a murder or some sort of up.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
One reason a loving human has to deal with that. Has to deal with those emotions, man.
Reb Sims
It. Well, now you're.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Now, like, if a human goes through trauma, they don't reflect it in the way they live.
Reb Sims
Well, I can see you trying to get there. That's not. But it makes a little bit more sense if it's just retention and reflection.
Top Lobster (Top)
Yeah, maybe. Listen, maybe it does. Love. I don't know.
Reb Sims
I can't speak for.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, there's my guy. There he is.
Reb Sims
You are sexual love.
Top Lobster (Top)
You're attributing this aspect to it. But what we're saying in the end, it's going to reflect this strong emotion, which may.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay. Which love is not an emotion, but one of those things that may reflect. Reflect is love.
Top Lobster (Top)
Okay, but we're also talking about wood panels on a wall.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I know, but you're just touching me because you know, you should have a food forest, and you don't, and you're like, oh, maybe if I had the food force going, I would have that strong.
Reb Sims
What I will say is, he has a forest. He has an actual forest.
Top Lobster (Top)
I do have an actual forest. Where's your forest?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Why can't we just start?
Reb Sims
I don't know what grows in there, but it's.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Why can't we just start with the border? Just go, mulberry, loquat, fig, banana.
Reb Sims
What's this? We.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Hold on. Let's finish. Let's finish.
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Reb Sims
What are you talking about? It's finished.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, it's not.
Top Lobster (Top)
One more sentence.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Love you guys.
Reb Sims
Like you.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And I hope this makes it onto the next Chronicles episode. Let me know if y' all want me to send in a few more personal stories from my time as a game warden here. If the answer is yes, do that. I've got plenty of them, and my wife doesn't listen to me when I tell them to her. Yeah, yeah. No, I met them.
Top Lobster (Top)
I feel like maybe it's a love issue.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
No, I feel like he was, like, saying stuff to her, and she probably was like, yeah, I've heard enough. You kind of could. I could see that maybe she come
Reb Sims
in here and look around and go,
Top Lobster (Top)
you want to experience real love? Go plant a tree. All right.
Reb Sims
And then love that.
Top Lobster (Top)
Go dig a hole. Put some on that tree. Yeah, piss on that tree. That's love, baby.
Reb Sims
Love that tree.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
P.S.
Reb Sims
what?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
I'm a woodworker. Yeah. On the side.
Lady Luck
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
And would love to send Matt something. I know that Tom. I know that. Doesn't believe in wood, and he doesn't believe in wood and the connection between man and trees.
Reb Sims
Okay?
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
So I'm sure Matt would be the only one so much that I will
Top Lobster (Top)
reject the offer because he's going to be putting all of his energy into this wood.
Reb Sims
All his love.
Top Lobster (Top)
Oh, his love. Agape.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Okay, fine. I'm a woodworker on the side, and I'd love to send y'. All.
Reb Sims
Hell yeah.
David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Something I'm making for y' all in the mail. Let me know if it's okay and where to send it if it is. God bless y'.
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David Lee Corbo (The Raven)
Send it to the standard CLCL. L 1552 Bella Cruz Drive, Suite B, the Villages, FL 32159.
Top Lobster (Top)
The end is written in the book. In the pages they forgot.
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Release Date: June 25, 2026
Hosts: David L Corbo (The Raven), Top Lobsta, Matt
This episode of NDS Chronicles, titled “Tertiary,” dives deep into community-submitted supernatural testimonies, focusing particularly on (wildly vivid) dreams, Appalachian folklore, and eerie personal experiences—all dissected through the podcast's trademark blend of Christian conspiracy, biblical worldview, and irreverent humor. The hosts riff on the recurring and often disturbing motifs found in listener stories, especially those involving dreams of spiritual warfare, demonic imagery, and odd happenings in rural America. Regular sidebars explore the nature of ghosts, dream interpretation, and whether trees are capable of love, all while maintaining the show's familiar tongue-in-cheek, bro-tier banter.
Content Warning: Graphic dream imagery involving violence and unsettling motifs.
Dream of Nursing a “Demon Baby”: Reb dreams she’s breastfeeding a “demon-looking baby” with “white hair combover, blue eyes, pale vein-covered skin” who attacks her. She must “kill it and bury it” next to a tree, evoking imagery from American Horror Story/Amityville.
Dream of Watermelon Baby Harvesting:
Hallucinogenic, VR-like dream where monstrous women eat babies hidden inside watermelons. The hosts riff on possible biblical or conspiracy symbolism: watermelon (“eggs”/wombs), baby harvesting (Epstein/child abuse references), and demon faces.
Discussion: When dreams turn cinematic…and traumatic
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote / Moment | |---|---|---| | 02:07 | Reb Sims | "Go ahead and type [your story] out, send it, and we’ll make fun of you. And maybe something good will come of it." | | 16:16 | David | "You have something demonic from your past following you around. Like a shadow." | | 32:56 | Reb | “Top started convulsing…in the name of Jesus, you have to leave now... and Top instantly stopped.” | | 42:08 | Reb | “I would have imagined at some point, you know, a verse says, ‘Satan, who was also in the garden.’ Something that was very clear.” | | 55:14 | Reb | “I was rocking and breastfeeding a baby. I looked down and it was not my baby, but a demon looking baby…She started violently biting my breast and was making crazy sounds like a Tasmanian devil.” | | 62:09 | Reb | “I see this horrible-looking woman-monster. She was holding a huge watermelon and inside I could see baby hands and feet poking out of the top.” | | 79:03 | Reb | “Jeff Probst face looked exactly like a demon…It wasn’t everyone’s face, just his.” | | 93:00 | Cody | “...the mist seemed to stand upright like it was curled over into a ball...then two women walked into it, and a baby appeared, vaporizing into thin air.” | | 104:34 | Cody | “There at the end of the hallway, in front of the nursery, was a woman in an 1800s dress, floating about two inches off the floor.” | | 126:00 | David | "It's gotta be love, dude. That creation is groaning, waiting for the manifestation of the sons of God.” | | 132:40 | Top | “God’s creation is neutral. Not for you.” |
“Tertiary” is a quintessential Nephilim Death Squad installment: raw, frequently off-the-rails, but rooted in a sincere desire to process the uncanny through humor, scripture, and fellowship. Listeners are encouraged to continue submitting their “chronicles”—no matter how bizarre—while the hosts promise to ridicule, empathize, and theologize in equal measure. The show’s cultural appeal derives as much from its comedic irreverence as from its commitment to confronting spiritual darkness with biblical realism.
| Segment (Timestamp) | Topic | Notable Moment/Quote | |---------------------|---------------------------------------------------|----------------------------------------| | [08:43] | Listener Dream Submission (Becca/Reb) | Watermelon baby harvesting, AI images | | [14:14] | Dream Analysis | "Your shadow rises...it’s a bull..." | | [32:56] | Possession/Apostasy Dream | "In the name of Jesus, you have to leave now" | | [36:01] | Bible Deep Dive | “Nakash” as “shining one” – debate | | [55:14] | Nursing the Demon Baby | "Demon-looking baby...bite and remorse"| | [62:09] | VR Baby-Eating/W.Melon Dream | "Woman monster eats baby in watermelon"| | [93:00] | Game Warden's Appalachian Portal Story | “Black mist, two women, then a baby” | | [104:12] | Haunted Church Ghost Story | “Woman in 1800s dress, floating” | | [121:13+] | Can Trees Love? (Long debate) | “They love me, bro.” (David) |
For those new to the show, this episode defines the NDS formula: deep weirdness, spiritual speculation, and a relentless refusal to take themselves (or their nightmares) too seriously.
Stay curious. Stay dangerous.