The Gingerbread Demon in my Fridge | NDS Chronicles

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad — NDS Chronicles: "The Gingerbread Demon in my Fridge"

Podcast: Nephilim Death Squad
Episode: NDS Chronicles – The Gingerbread Demon in my Fridge
Date: May 5, 2026
Hosts: David L Corbo (The Raven), TopLobsta Productions (Matt), Producer Nancy

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Overview

This episode of NDS Chronicles features David L Corbo (The Raven), TopLobsta, and producer Nancy as they return with a classic Nephilim Death Squad blend of irreverent humor and spiritual seriousness. The main focus is listener-submitted paranormal testimony, with a primary deep dive into Tara Welch’s multi-generational haunting and spiritual warfare story—the famed "Gingerbread Demon" account. The hosts jump between analysis, comedy, cultural commentary, and theological reflection, illustrating why the NDS show and its community occupy such a singular niche.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Community Loss: Honoring Tyler Jennings

[03:00–13:00]

• The hosts open by paying tribute to a long-time pillar of the NDS community, Tyler Jennings, who recently passed away.
• They reflect on Tyler’s contributions (notably the infamous Bohemian Grove gimp mask moment) and urge listeners to support his family's GoFundMe:
  • “Tyler gave so much to this show, to this community. (…) if you can spare anything, go check out that GoFundMe on our Patreon and say a prayer for Tyler and for his family and his wife.” — David [05:13]
• Reflections on the purpose, impact, and culture of the show, noting how fans and the connections between them are its true heart.
• Emotional and humorous stories from past NDS events (e.g., Bohemian Grove, the ball gags, and community Telegram chats).

2. Listener Testimony: Tara's Haunted Life

[14:05–104:00; main content]

• The hosts read and riff on a comprehensive listener email from Tara Welch, chronicling her family’s spiritual ordeals starting from a move to a haunted Texas home—a nexus of poltergeist phenomena, occult activity, generational trauma, and eventually deep Christian transformation.

Highlights of Tara's Story:

A. The Texas House of Divorce & Darkness

• “We were promptly told by the neighbors upon meeting that no couple that had ever bought the house stayed together. They always divorced.” — Tara (read by David) [17:15]
• Immediate heavy, electric presence felt by family, especially the women.
• Shadow figures, sleep paralysis, and classic haunting tropes (large flies, crows swarming only their yard, rotting smells, lightning strike).

B. Evidence of Occult & Evil Activity

• Discovery of a gutted, hanged hog with KKK and satanic graffiti on a nearby bridge; later, the family observes torch-lit chanting.
• The house, plagued by infestations and ominous animals, fosters mounting dread and discord.

C. Sleep Paralysis & The "Hat Man"

• Recurring night terrors from ages 5–7, involving a shadow man described like Jeepers Creepers—a detail the hosts link to hat man archetypes in paranormal lore.
• Documentary reference: “I would later find out from some gay Netflix documentary that this was the ‘Hat Man’ and he was a pretty common experience from people with sleep paralysis.” — Tara [34:17]

D. Family Breakdown & Generational Trauma

• Haunting coincides with the family’s rapid disintegration—parental violence, a brother's near-fatal alcoholism, and profound loneliness.
• Multiple divorces eventually ensue (“my parents, my brother and his ex, and my first husband and I all filed for divorce at the same time” [68:38]).

E. The Ouija Board That Won’t Leave

• A hidden Ouija board is found wedged behind the closet—thrown away, but years and a move later, it mysteriously reappears in another home after a demonic growl.
  • The hosts compare this to other stories of “unclean” objects and the difficulty/bad advice around disposing of occult items:
    • “You gotta burn it, homeboy. Remember the blizzard story?” — David [38:21]

F. Mimics and Doppelgangers

• The entity mimics family members to sow confusion:
  • Tara’s mother sees Tara’s best friend sitting on her bed, though the friend had gone home hours earlier.
  • Later, a similar auditory mimic of her husband occurs for Tara.
  • “Something was mimicking my best friend to get my mom's trust. Or was it a spiritual doppelganger? I still have no clue.” — Tara [60:14]

G. The Gingerbread Demon Appears

• In her new house, Tara encounters a “gingerbread man shaped shadow”—darker than her black fridge—in her kitchen at night, paralyzing her with fear.
  • “Standing there right in front of the fridge, directly across the house from me, was a black shadow figure, darker than my black fridge in the middle of the night. I knew it wasn't human. The darker than dark idea is always recurring.” — Tara [71:25]

H. Dream Visitations and Endurance

• Tara describes visitation dreams with deceased loved ones—sometimes comforting, sometimes deeply unsettling (e.g., her grandfather’s “portal” departure, resulting in violent retching upon waking).
• Recurrence of haunting phenomena, but now increasingly abating as faith and repentance intensify.

I. Christian Transformation & Hope

• After a lifetime of spiritual warfare and brokenness, Tara and her husband both submit to Christ.
  • “My husband has recently submitted to Christ, which means a lot because he had no Christian family. I am so proud of us. God truly changed us. It's our job to stay faithful and walk the narrow path together.” — Tara [87:44]
• She credits this for the miracles in her life, including overcoming infertility (“getting pregnant almost immediately after my husband was saved” [97:38]).
• Her closing note is encouragement to others suffering from supernatural oppression or despair, testifying to spiritual deliverance.

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3. Meta-commentary and Community Banter

• Throughout, David and Matt’s dynamic alternates deftly between seriousness and total irreverence:
  • Obsessed with finding comedy even in the horrific, mocking their own “retardation” vs. “autism” blend (“genuine retardation” [46:05]), and refusing to adopt sanctimonious personas.
  • Banter about shock jock/“Bible talk” tension ([45:22]), the show’s boundary-pushing, and fan feedback.
  • Extended jokes on Mexican-American family life, gender roles, underwear types, Hulk Hogan, the reticence of “ex-witch” guests, and more.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On the community’s purpose:
“We created a thing, a couple of platforms. It was you guys. It was you guys hanging in the chats and the Telegram communities and the discord communities… It amazes me. It constantly does amaze me. Every once in a while, look back and I'll go, look at all these people, man. It's, like, far out of our control now.” — David [11:22]

On living in a haunted house:
“The house was electric in the worst sense. Everyone would feel a heavy presence immediately. My mom, brother, and I tried convincing my father of this weird feeling… but he just denied. Was the strangest thing. But my skeptic said, dad said it might be like a magnetic field or something with the wiring.” — Tara (read by David) [17:15]

On mimic phenomena:
“She saw Zoe laying in bed next to me, propped sitting up by my headboard…her face was downcast and her long brown hair was in front of her face. I just got chills. That's fucked up, dude.” — David [58:24]

On intergenerational curses:
“If you would have asked me before, I could have told you this: generational iniquity.” — David [67:14]

On spiritual warfare and victory:
“I have noticed the more sin we cut out of our lives, less and less spooky stuff happen. Yeah, dude, you’re not feeding it.” — Matt [101:36]
“When the weak cry out, He answers.” — Tara [101:36]
“God is so good and merciful. I realized that my dream of Gabriel now made sense...” — Tara [100:01]

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Timestamps for Noteworthy Segments

• 03:00–13:00: Tyler Jennings memorial and GoFundMe discussion
• 14:05: Introduction to reading listener/paranormal testimonies
• 17:15: Start of Tara’s haunted house narrative
• 29:33: Infestation, spiritual attacks, escalation
• 33:49: “Hat Man” and sleep paralysis discussion
• 36:00–38:00: The Ouija board that will not leave
• 57:25: Mimic/doppelganger phenomena
• 71:25: “Gingerbread Demon” in the fridge – main episode title story
• 87:44: Tara and husband’s Christian conversion
• 101:36: Tara’s closing message of spiritual hope
• 103:40–104:00: Closing appreciation for Tara’s story

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Tone & Style

• Language: The hosts maintain their trademark mix of brash, honest discussion, Christian worldview, and relentless (often self-deprecating) humor. Explicit language and "edgy" commentary are used frequently, always undercut with affection for their audience.
• Atmosphere: Episodes alternate rapidly between theological seriousness, vulgar comedy, and earnest ministerial concern.
• Format: Community-driven storytelling—reading, analyzing, and reacting in real-time with commentary, jokes, and support.

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Key Takeaways

• Paranormal experiences are often deeply intertwined with generational trauma, spiritual warfare, and dramatic life upheaval.
• The NDS squad roots even the darkest and strangest accounts in an irreverent, encouraging, Christ-centered worldview—affirming God’s transformative power.
• Community, not just content, is at the heart of the show; listener testimony both fuels and inspires the ongoing mission to “equip believers, challenge skeptics, and confront darkness with truth.”
• The show’s approach is both unique and polarizing—unapologetically mixing sincerity with sometimes outrageous comedy.

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Summary prepared for audiences unfamiliar with the episode, focusing on content, listener testimony, and the Nephilim Death Squad’s distinctive balance of faith, community, and contrarian wit.

Transcript

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[Co-host Matt]

Once they never went away. They're still here today.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

When the last trumpet sound sounds and the heavens crack. Despot. Despot. That spot. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. If you want to submit some, do it on over at Chronicles. Nds. As always, it is I, David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven that is top lobster, the father of disinformation.

[Co-host Matt]

We're feeling clean, we're feeling fresh.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, well, you actually just ate maybe 10 pieces of candy, so what? In 15 minutes?

[Co-host Matt]

What's the problem?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I just feel like I don't feel clean and fresh when I eat that much candy. You're still picking butterfingers out of your teeth.

[Co-host Matt]

It's disgusting.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's actually just saving a little bit for later.

[Co-host Matt]

Join the patreon. Patreon.com nephilimdesk you can do some really cool stuff here. You can listen to music. You can buy tickets for Bohemian Grove 4 because they have dropped. They are available.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They are available. We're kind of like on a back

[Co-host Matt]

waiting list of a week until this gets out to the general public.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

More or less. Yeah, I'm thinking about this weekend just doing a bunch of like back to back episodes so that this can reach to the general public. Although it's not going to happen on the audio. I don't know. We'll figure it out. Anyway, we got some time. General tickets, general admission tickets available there. They're also available on Top lobster dot com. By the way, guys, speaking of the Patreon, I just want to say something really quickly. We had a very unfortunate happening in the NDS community, the community of dangerous retards last year at Bohemian Grove. We had a really fantastic time with Toad in a gimp mask. And me and Cole were all oiled up. Somebody actually facilitated that gimp mask and the person who bought it and made that, that kind of, what would you call that legendary moment. I made this iconic photo of Toad with his hand on his hip and this gimp mask on that was bought by Tyler Jennings. And he's a long time dangerous retard. He was supporting us, you know, for God.

[Co-host Matt]

Look at this Nancy.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Huge Nancy. There it is. That photo made possible by Tyler Jennings. He's, he's been somebody who's part of the community real early in the game. Big fan of my old show Timeline Cleanse, and, and just supported us from, from, you know, the inception really of this show. Unfortunately, Tyler has left the building. He's. He's passed away. And his family and his wife, they're left without a father. They left without a husband. And it's a huge bummer, man. It's a huge bummer. And his wife reached out to us and she said a lot of really kind things about the show, about the community, how much it meant to Tyler. A lot of you guys in the chat know Tyler. You, you guys talk to him. He was always active in the telegram. And so, you know, we posted his wife's gofundme because, you know, when somebody passes away, funeral expenses, you know, on top of the hole that that's left in people's lives when a loved one passes.

[Co-host Matt]

I don't think he had, he didn't have like insurance or anything like that.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, no.

[Co-host Matt]

This is actually, I mean, since we are kind of late, they have raised them, they have already buried him, but I think they still are raising some money for things that need to get done around. I think he left behind two kids.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. And this is why we're bringing it up is because, you know, yeah, they, they covered the funeral expenses, but Tyler gave so much to this show, to this community. You know, like I said, he was at Bohemian Grove and, and he was a real, real, you know, a certified Dangerous. And I, you know, I gotta tell you guys, if some of you remember Timeline Cleanse, that was a donation based show, dude. It broke my heart. I looked Back. I typed his name into my cash app. Tyler had been donating to that show since back in. In October of 2024. And a lot of you guys know that Timeline Cleanse was what I used to get on my legs when I was trying to do this full time. And. And so, you know, he was one of the guys that. That was a blessing to me. And so I'm just hoping that this community and this show could be a blessing to. To his family. So if you guys, you know, have it in you, if you can spare anything, go check out that GoFundMe on our Patreon and. And, you know, say a prayer for.

[Co-host Matt]

For.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

For Tyler and for his family and for his. His wife.

[Co-host Matt]

We have a little. There's a QR code if you're not on the Patreon in the upper left hand corner here. And this is what the page looks like, so, you know, you're in the right spot, man.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Let me tell you, A lot of the. A lot of the people in the chat, they knew exactly who he was. And it hit really hard. It hit me really hard, man. I was. You know, it's not about. It's not about me, but, like, when I'm trying to go, why is this name familiar, man? And I'm, like, trying to go through. I'm typing his name into different things. I type his name into Twitter, and there's just DM correspondence for mad long. He's sending content to Timeline Cleanse. I'm like, dude. And then. And his banner on his Twitter page is Bohemian Grove. I'm like, oh, my God. And then on a whim, I was like, wait, this guy, I think he was like, you know, donating to me. And I type his name in Cash app. And it's like, like I said, man, a huge blessing to. To. To not only nds, but me personally. And I'm hoping that. That, you know, we can kind of give some of that back.

[Co-host Matt]

So if you had a really cool moment of when we were doing Bohemian Grove and we were just, like, spitballing, the idea of it was like, it's missing something. The. The bodybuilding contest is already gay.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. But it's.

[Co-host Matt]

It's missing a certain something, and I don't know what it is. And we're at my house, I think, at the table, and we're like, sex toys.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, of course. Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

So the idea was a ball gag that you and Cole were supposed to wear. Ball gags. And. Yeah, I don't even think we threw the idea of the gimp mask. For Toad, the ball gags is really what we wanted.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He just did that on his own. And so there's a spark of creativity.

[Co-host Matt]

There's a sex store if you're around Bohemian Grover. But it's. It's going towards Tampa, and it's like, it's probably 45 minutes away. And I was like, I can't do it. I had.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Like, we had to go to the venue, and there was just no way last minute. So we put it in the telegram chat. Because we had, like a Telegram Bohemian Grove 3 chat. It was fun. And we're like, hey, anybody want to take part in something really gay?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

And people were just like, I don't know. The next day, Tyler shows up and he's like. He's got a little black bag. And he's like, yo. And he gives me the bag. And I was like, you've got to be kidding.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. JC owns that gimp mask, man. That's crazy to think.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Nancy]

He says he'll bring it to Brogram.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay. Oh, dude, that would be fantastic.

[Co-host Matt]

We need that in the studio.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, we do. JC if you would mind bringing that

[Co-host Matt]

and giving it back.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I would love to have that. That would be really meaningful. It's a weird thing, huh?

[Co-host Matt]

We should give it back to the family.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We should send it to them. Well, you know, I gave it to

[Nancy]

him as a birthday gift.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's right. That's right.

[Co-host Matt]

You had no business doing that.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Damn you. Unbelievable.

[Nancy]

And then who gave it to me?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, Toad had no place doing that.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, it's not Toad.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's not Toad. Tyler's, you know, his wife, when she reached out, any combination of words she could have said, it's gotta be really weird reaching out to a show like this to be like, hey, a tragedy has befallen me and my loved ones. And she saw fit to say that something to the effect of, you don't know how meaningful this show is to people, and please keep going. And I was like, man, like, it just a lady that's going through the worst imaginable.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, she.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She had to think to say that.

[Co-host Matt]

And she told me what was going. Like, what went down with. With Tyler.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

And I was just like. And I couldn't put. I couldn't put the face, the name to the face. And she sent me a picture, and I was like, oh, damn, I know this guy.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

And then it had me doubting. I was like, I messaged you and Matt, and I was like, what are we doing on, like, on this show? Like, what do we. Yeah, is this what happens with. With this show? I don't like, people, like, die, but, like. Like, why are we doing this thing? But she had sent you a message that said, you know, please keep going. Yeah, they, like, he, like, actually enjoyed this thing, and that's.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, like I said, I. I opened up a prayer section in the Telegram chat, and he was the very first dude. Laney actually found this. Tyler was the first dude to drop a lengthy, thoughtful, heartfelt prayer. And that was maybe two years ago. Yeah, you know, like this. I'm telling you, man, this guy was like, one of us. This was one of us. Like, if you're listening to this show and you think that this show is your people, Tyler was your people. Yeah. And so, yeah, man. And I think that's really something that's interesting, because when she said, please keep going, I'm like, it wasn't us. It wasn't, you know, Top and Raven in the chair. It was. We created a thing, a couple of platforms. It was you guys. It was you guys hanging in the chats and the Telegram communities and the discord communities in the. In the Twitter message groups and all this stuff.

[Co-host Matt]

By the way, there's a new Twitter message group. I just, like, I open these things up, and you never know. Some of them don't take. And some. Some do.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, they caught fire. Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, the Twitter one. People really like it. It's just like, I pop in there because I'm in a lot of group chats, but I'll pop in there every so often. And you guys are just doing.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, man, it's.

[Co-host Matt]

It's fun. It's fun. But that's kind of what this is about, I guess.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, you know, it's. It.

[Co-host Matt]

We do a show. You guys don't listen and talk amongst yourselves.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Honestly, that's how a lot of it is. A lot of it's just the chat talking while we. We say a bunch of dumb. Yeah, yeah, he was an og. And like I said, it was. It's less about this show and more about the community of people and that. It amazes me. It constantly does amaze me. Every once in a while, look back and I'll go, look at all these people, man. It's, like, far out of our control now.

[Co-host Matt]

This is really good.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Which one is that? That's the lemon. Lime lemon line. Clean. It is really good. Not as good as sports drink, though. Clean doesn't sponsor us. So. Yeah, guys, you know what the description. I mean, in the description for this show, will be sure to include the GoFundMe. Hopefully by the time it airs to the general public, it's still up. If you can find it in your heart, if you got a little extra cash, you know, send it their way. Because God knows it's a financial disaster.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. When.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

When people pass. It's fucking really unfair, actually. The. The cost of funerals, which is just like, it's gonna happen like a wedding. It's fucked up. It's fucked up how much it costs. So. All right, now that we've sufficiently bummed

[Co-host Matt]

everybody out, they're like, hey, guess what? You got like three days before this guy starts to smell, and you got.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We're going to charge thousands of dollars extra. Yeah. You know, thousands of dollars you've got to come up with.

[Co-host Matt]

You want flowers?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, God.

[Co-host Matt]

For a wedding or a funeral, like, it's like, okay. Like, you know, 33% added to the.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

If you just wanted flowers for no reason, you'd be like, yeah, just fucking take them. Then we don't even need easily.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And then you're left with this guilt of, like, how do I. I can't half ass the death of a man.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So I have to shell out my life savings for fucking. It's. It's terrible. So now that you guys are real fucking bummed out, let's get into some of these stories.

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[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, so what do we have here? We're gonna go with not a bot. He's been sitting in the chat for. For months. And it was just brought to our attention.

[Co-host Matt]

Days?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, apparently.

[Co-host Matt]

I don't know.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Is it a month or so. Or more than that, Nance. I don't know. It's a long time. Something like that. Something like that.

[Co-host Matt]

It's a little dusty.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A little dusty. But we have good shape. We've blown them off. And. And here we go. So this is not a body says, hey, guys, I think I've got some bangers. But you decide now, I got to say right there, you better fucking know you got some bangers.

[Co-host Matt]

Oh, wow.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Before you come on this show.

[Co-host Matt]

Okay. All right.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I've been listening to NDS for a little over six months, ever since my good friend recommended you guys, and it has been great. I came in after Tower Gang was finished, but before.

[Co-host Matt]

Man, was it finished? I mean, it was. Wasn't really finished.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, it was. I mean, the towers collapsed. It's like. Are the Twin Towers really finished?

[Co-host Matt]

I suppose they've been on fire for quite a while, and then they finally did collapse. So it's.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But they're never really finished. It's not finished because you're told to never forget.

[Co-host Matt]

We have more to say.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right?

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just in. Now we're in the Freedom Tower. It's different.

[Co-host Matt]

Shaped like a penis, Not a bot.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Says you read a bunch already. What the. Does that mean? Not about. Have we read your story?

[Nancy]

Oh, he's the one. I was. Okay. He's the one that you read maybe half of or a quarter of, I think.

[Co-host Matt]

Nancy, you're very.

[Nancy]

I should write these down.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, all right. We'll have to come back to you. Not a bot. Once we figure this out. Oh, wait, I remember all this. Obedience and communion. Sleep paralysis with Lilith. Yikes. He says, yikes. I don't remember how far we got into it, so we have to segue. Thank God we caught that early. Thank God not a bot is in the chat because that could have been disastrous. Have. Yeah, but I don't know where. Where half. So we're going to have to revisit that episode and figure it out, but I'm going to start with somebody else instead. Very sorry. Not about you actually just thwarted your own rereading of your episode. And we're going to go with Tara Welch. Let's see here.

[Nancy]

This is why people don't write to us anymore.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This probably is why people don't write to us. Guys, if you want to write to us. Chronicles. Ndsmail.com we're supposed to organize this. Or Nancy's supposed to organize it or something like that job.

[Co-host Matt]

Nancy.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. What the fuck, Nance?

[Co-host Matt]

What are you doing?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You're working right now. She's getting ready for work.

[Co-host Matt]

She's brushing her teeth.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Thank God. She actually hopped in to tell us that, though, because she did say she might not be, you know, communicating very much. Okay, so this is from Tara, who I just doxed and didn't think about that at all. Howdy. From Texas. Sorry in advance if this is long winded. I will try to be as clear. I will try to be as clear and concise as possible. If you want to find this, this is in the Chronicles. Email towards the top. When my family first moved to Texas from Navy Housing in Chiraq, we, of course, got a huge, big, beautiful house in the country with hella property for very cheap. We'd all soon find out why.

[Co-host Matt]

Oh, shit.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay.

[Co-host Matt]

Very nice. I'm in.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm in.

[Co-host Matt]

Oh, Tara's a girl.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Tara's a girl. I thought Tara was a guy's name.

[Co-host Matt]

I couldn't tell. Huh. Looks like a little girl there. Okay. All right.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Looks like a little girl. We were promptly told. She's only about this big. Yeah. We were promptly told by the neighbors upon meeting that no couple that had ever bought the house stayed together. They always divorced. That's a cr. It has to be a lot for you to notice that as a neighbor.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like, it. It can't just be a few. Like, it got to be constant.

[Co-host Matt]

Like, nobody's staying together because I don't

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

even check on my neighbors. These neighbors were an old married couple been living next door since the dawn of time. It seemed this house was electric in the worst sense. Everyone would feel a heavy presence immediately. My mom, brother, and I tried convincing my father of this weird feeling of being watched constantly, but he just denied. Was the strangest thing. But my skeptic said, dad said it might be like a magnetic field or something with the wiring. That's actually kind of reasonable. You go like, there's an electric charge. And as a dad, you go, fucking old, shitty wiring.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, no, listen, you got to eliminate all of the.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Before you go demons.

[Co-host Matt]

Yesterday with the smoke.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. I don't know what the fuck was up with that.

[Co-host Matt]

I'm. I'm saying demons, though, at this point, right? Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mean, yeah. Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Okay. That's fine. This is. It's the nature of the show. But in my house.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, it's faulty wiring, probably, which could be the case. I mean, you know, if it's an old house. You said you bought a really old house. I think it's reasonable for dad to say, well, chill out. Emotional women.

[Co-host Matt]

Calm down for a second.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hey, Ladies, relax.

[Co-host Matt]

Tohu a bohu.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Calm down. But specifically, the women in the family felt it the most. See, that's not very reassuring.

[Co-host Matt]

How many of them?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

How many women? Women. Woman.

[Co-host Matt]

You can't tell if she didn't spell it right.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The. We had multiple guests and other family members see for themselves. We would not tell them anything. Just watch them all walk up the stairs and see them all hesitate about halfway up. Damn. That's a reliable test. Everybody's stopping halfway up the stairs. It started gradually, first with just a bad feeling. Then my mom started to see shadow figures. Figures. Figures.

[Co-host Matt]

Figures.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Figures. Entities.

[Co-host Matt]

Yes.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She would yell at them in the middle of the night, thinking it was her insubordinate children roaming around. And gradually it got worse. One day my mom was homesick from work. Brother and I go to catch the bus. Dad leaves to work as well. She told us she was laying under the covers around 10am when she heard my dad walk into their bedroom. She says, oh fuck, don't tell me you got fired. Damn.

[Co-host Matt]

Now she didn't curse, technically. Well, she doesn't have a potty mouth.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No. She said, oh frick, don't tell me you got fired. Since he was home early, she said that he didn't say anything, but she heard him walk across the room, said all his change in wallet, keys, etc. Into a metal bowl on their dresser. When you have a spouse, you know their sound and everyday rituals. Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

A lot of burping, farting in your house.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, that's me. Yeah, My wife. Oh, I'm sorry, do I have the button for that? She bought me gas pills.

[Co-host Matt]

Like for the gas station? What do you mean?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, for like forts and burps.

[Co-host Matt]

Did it work?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think it did. I was. I don't know what I ate the other day, but I was just fortin and burping. Fortin and burping. Fortin and burping. And. And I felt bad.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You know, because it was rough, if I'm being perfectly honest.

[Co-host Matt]

And rough.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It was, it was, you know, it was a smell.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And she went out somewhere, she came back with these little tiny anti gas pills. And Yeah, I think they did work, which is nice. You know why? Cuz I always feel bad as soon as I lay down and all. Suddenly like you lay down and then things start shifting around.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. And then I'd be fortunate.

[Co-host Matt]

You were just sitting there yesterday and you were like.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. And you can hear it. That happens. My wife calls it my dinosaur sounds.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She goes, you sound like a dinosaur I go, yeah, I don't know.

[Co-host Matt]

I got shit going on.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She's just moving. You know their sounds in everyday rituals. She was mad he hadn't answered at this point. And when she uncovered herself.

[Co-host Matt]

She's your wife, your helper.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, God.

[Co-host Matt]

Maybe I'll skip that.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't want to say that. Yeah, it's not nothing bad about my wife. Somebody. Somebody has taken a liking to me and said was how do I navigate this? And when she.

[Co-host Matt]

I love this story.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, my wife. Nancy.

[Co-host Matt]

Did we tell you this story?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I. I got to tell you off air, Nance, it's.

[Co-host Matt]

We'll tell you off air. Forget it. Forget.

[Nancy]

No, you haven't told me.

[Co-host Matt]

Okay, guys, listen. If you want to hear this story.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, you can't hear this story.

[Co-host Matt]

You got to come to Bohemian Grove. You got to meet us unaware. And then you got to convince us to let.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Not. Come on. Ello, you piece. Okay, so it's a man behind the scenes. She was mad he hadn't answered at this point. And when she uncovered herself, she saw that no one was in the room but the change bowl was knocked over and the drawers were opened and rifled through. Damn. She picked us up from school early that day. Yeah, I mean, that's what you do, right? You just go. I'm like, I'm going to go get my kids.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. I'm out of here.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Why you got a blue ball us like that? I'm sorry, that was you. You mentioned it. I was not going to mention it.

[Co-host Matt]

It's a touchy subject.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But if it makes you guys feel any better, we'll tell Nancy about it. Not you guys. Behind our house was a big crick creek. If you followed that creek down, there was a little bridge. As a kid, naturally, I would go and play in the creek and go see the bridge, eat some lunch on it, climb all around. What kids do. One time I was visiting it and I smelled a putrid stench. It was Raven. He was gassy. No. Someone or some people had strung up on a noose a wild hog carcass on the bridge and spray painted a bunch of KKK stuff and upside down crosses on the cement walls of the bridge. It had been gutted and all the innards were strewn about baking in the South Texas sun. Goodness gracious, it smelled bad. I chalked it up to dumb, morbid high school kids. Another night soon after, my mom, brother and I were sitting in the house and started hearing noise. We turned the TV off and heard that it was coming from the creek. We went upstairs, looked out the third story window and saw torches and heard loud chanting back there. Back on the bridge. It gave us the eeriest feeling. I don't know if it was satanic or KKK stuff they were doing, but in my opinion, what's the difference? That's interesting. I mean, I don't know that the KKK is.

[Co-host Matt]

They're more of like a support group, right? Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I also don't know that just because you spray paint, KKK means you're the kkk.

[Co-host Matt]

Something interesting as well. We were reading through. One of us was reading the Bible.

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[Co-host Matt]

it said like, cursed curse is. Is he that hangs from a tree. Maybe this was on straight Bible.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay.

[Co-host Matt]

And it got me to thinking about the KKK and what they used to do to.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, cursed is he who hangs from a tree.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. Yeah. Let me see if I can pull that.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's a fascinating. Ah. Huh?

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, it was. It's an interesting one because I. And I Wonder if. Yeah. Deuteronomy 21:23 declares anyone hanged on a tree is cursed by God, symbolizing total rejection, public shame, and divine judgment.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Whoa.

[Co-host Matt]

So doing that to the blacks.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Sure.

[Co-host Matt]

Where's my button?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, wait, no, I don't think we have that. We don't press that button.

[Co-host Matt]

I thought I had that one.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Which one? No, we have. Don't hit the button. All right, now we got this one.

[Co-host Matt]

Well, yeah. So kind of messed up. And that's also spiritually significant. Like, what are you doing? Not just that. You want them out, which I can understand.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

There was something else a little more.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Really? Just like a property value issue.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. You know what I mean?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Really?

[Co-host Matt]

Like, yeah, you're. You're messing up the schools.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You know, honestly, this might not have been the kkk, but a group of realtors.

[Co-host Matt]

KKK Realty.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You guys are fucking up the price of things weird. Things continued like David. We had huge black flies that wouldn't go away. They were everywhere.

[Co-host Matt]

Did you flush them or. Just let us see.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, did you see my. You saw my. My mosquito toilet?

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. Your collection?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, that's what I do. I.

[Co-host Matt]

Are you still there? No.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Today I'm gonna have a new one.

[Co-host Matt]

Okay.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Fucking driving me nuts.

[Co-host Matt]

Where are they coming from? Because you don't. I mean, it's just. Right.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, it's just the door. When I open it, it creates like a suction and they like. As soon as you open the door, they go. And it's like a cloud of them.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And then I spend the rest of the day electric fly swatting mosquitoes. And then I tap this fly swatter into the toilet and then get something. And then I make pee pees or I make poo poos on them.

[Co-host Matt]

Guys never get into the situation in life where that's your co host.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know. Somebody said it was based.

[Co-host Matt]

I'm pretty sure there's somewhere in the Bible you're not supposed to do that. Let's look that up.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

To mosquitoes in general. I would do it to other things. It's not always poo poos, you know, Sometimes it's mostly just pee pees.

[Co-host Matt]

All right, keep reading. David, what the is going on right now?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They were everywhere. They'd come in swarms and then just leave. We would go out to dinner and come back home to crows just covering our yard. We had almost two acres that you could hardly see grass under. All these crows.

[Co-host Matt]

Damn, that's a lot of crows.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

None in the neighbor's yard.

[Co-host Matt]

Oh, hey, what's up, Amy?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Amy, what's up?

[Co-host Matt]

Amy, you know how close you were to having an episode with Matt? Very close.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah. We did invite him on.

[Co-host Matt]

David invited him on.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, because I thought that maybe if he had something to read, he would fucking focus.

[Co-host Matt]

David's getting soft.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He declined anyway. And I remember that Reb says you should get pest control. We have a thing in our backyard they fly into. They just sprayed all outside my door.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And I was. And it was really nice for about a day and a half. And then they're just back like, damn, dude. And they're back with vengeance.

[Co-host Matt]

Maybe one of your neighbors is dead. Look into it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nice mosquitoes. We would go to dinner. None in the neighbor's yard. So that's crazy. Two acres. Nearly covered every inch in crows, but none in the neighbor's yard. This happened a few times. Crows would fly into the windows pretty often killing themselves that's like horror movie shit.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Scary faced barn owls would sit on our mailbox. Got the owls. Spooky owls.

[Co-host Matt]

Check, check, check, check.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Black flies. Crows flying into the windows. Spooky owls. Electric. Your shit is haunted. Yeah, dog, haunted. We had lightning strike our well house shed and completely explode the thing.

[Co-host Matt]

Yep. We would. That could just be a thing.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, we had light. I'm sorry. We would constantly smell rotting meat and sulfur.

[Co-host Matt]

That's another sign.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's a. That's a problem. We're Hispanic.

[Co-host Matt]

Biggest problem.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's a huge problem. Honestly, Tara is all making a lot of sense right now.

[Co-host Matt]

Tara, my girl. What's. What is so surprising about this?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, okay, so here we go. We're Hispanic, so spiritual. But unsaved by Christ at the time. So we'd sage and do the holy water thing. I love that. It's like, pick one. You're doing the holy water thing. Holy water. What does it insinuate?

[Co-host Matt]

You know, they're like leaning towards but. Yeah, I know, I know.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But we were out of our league and not spiritually equipped to fight whatever this was in the house.

[Co-host Matt]

You're doing it all wrong.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Our sin and unfaithfulness just made it worse. Terry, you smart now. I experience what I know now as sleep paralysis every night from the ages of 5 to 7. Fuck, that is brutal.

[Co-host Matt]

Every night.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's a lot.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, man. That's like. That's no sleep, dude.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's amazing.

[Co-host Matt]

It's amazing.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I would try to stay up all night so I could sleep at school. It was horrible. It was the same dream every time. My brother and I had a Jack and Jill bathroom. The fuck is that?

[Co-host Matt]

You can. Two doors. You can come in from either side.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, I have. I have one. Okay, that's where I. That's the bathroom.

[Co-host Matt]

Oh, I got one.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I got one of those. The fuck is that? I never heard of that. Oh, I have one of those. Yeah. I don't remember grinding my feet into Eddie Murphy's couch. So if both doors were open, I could see into his room from mine. I'd be laying in the bed in the dark, but the outside hall light would be on. I would see someone with big boots step in front of his door, then slowly open it. Then he'd walk into the room and quarter turn left and be staring right at me. I always describe this man as Jeepers Creepers. That's interesting. That's an archetype. Jeepers Creepers. Archetype. Very close to the hat man, right?

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But I've Heard people say, like. No, specifically, more like Jeepers Creepers.

[Co-host Matt]

Like, he's a hat man, but kind of torn.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. And you can see some of his features.

[Co-host Matt]

You watch Begonia?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I didn't watch Begonia.

[Co-host Matt]

Stupid bitch.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I was watching them.

[Co-host Matt]

They.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I didn't. From. I didn't watch anything last night. I was. I was listening to Mother Horse Eyes and playing this game called there's some sort of weird time loop and creepy.

[Co-host Matt]

We're listening to Mother Horse Eyes in front of the people.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Fucking love it, man.

[Co-host Matt]

Okay, we're going to do it from the.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

From the. So good it's gonna be.

[Co-host Matt]

There's gonna be a very long series.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's crazy. We can't do that though. That's gonna be like Patreon only shit.

[Co-host Matt]

Why not?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The people won't get it.

[Co-host Matt]

There's no copyright.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, no, no. I mean, I just. They just won't. Well, yeah, they're gonna get it.

[Co-host Matt]

The story's fucking fantastic. We pause it and talk about the

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

shit and then we'll never get through it. 10 hours. Well, it'd be 20 hours of content.

[Co-host Matt]

It'll be triple the time.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Triple the time.

[Co-host Matt]

We should do it with Matt. Wait, so you mean.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

So you're saying that there's a pussy in the wall?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Reb Siddon says from is not giving me what I want right now. It's. It's kind of not. It's the fucking acting. I had so many people recommend from and then I'm watching it and I'm like, every fucking person. You know what sucks? So they're in this. In this town in from where they can't escape. They drive down the road, but it creates a loop. They just end back up at the town. They can't leave. So for whatever reason, cattle mysteriously show up. So their needs are kind of taken care of. But they have to ration because it's not an endless supply. One of the characters for no fucking reason is like 500 pounds. Just a 500 pound white bitch. And every single episode in every season, I go, why the fuck is she still fat? Yeah, how are you still fat?

[Co-host Matt]

Well, she's big boned.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, she's fat as.

[Co-host Matt]

Maybe it's the gluten David.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And there's a couple of other characters that aren't quite 500 pounds that are just fucking fat. And I go, how come you're still fat? Why isn't this show like reality?

[Co-host Matt]

Look at C Dub. C Dub.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What's Mother Horse eyes.

[Co-host Matt]

Exactly how innocent. C Dub, C Dub. How. How innocent of you, indeed. What is this?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's a mother horse. It's a. It's the best thing maybe ever.

[Co-host Matt]

We're going to do it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's one of my favorite things.

[Co-host Matt]

We've danced around it for too long, and we're actually running low on content, so we're going to do it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, if we just go. We're going to abstain from Chronicles for a few episodes. For 30 episodes.

[Co-host Matt]

For 30 episodes. 30 fucking episodes. Yeah. Fucking send us some emails. We don't have enough emails.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We might have emails.

[Co-host Matt]

We have emails.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mean, you know, this is like 13 pages long. He was tall, all black from being in the shadow. He had a hat and a duster jacket. Right, There you go. Very much like hat man. Like wild west looking, almost. He would be. I would be paralyzed in fear. He would slowly walk over to me. I remember the overwhelming dread of hearing his boots on the wood floor get closer to me. He would stand at the edge of my bed, and as soon as he

[Co-host Matt]

lunged toward me, she opened this email saying, hello, gays. Hell, yeah. Because now I'm looking at the type of person. This is the. This is the person that's talking to us like this and having these encounters. It's just kind of strange, right? I like her. She's cool. She's just fucking believe.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She's a little Hispanic chick about this big from fucking Chiraq. And she opens up the email. Hello, gays. This is somebody who gets it, saying

[Co-host Matt]

all this crazy shit to us. All right, fine, whatever.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So as soon as he would lunge toward me, I would wake up just sweaty and trembling. I would later find out that some gay Netflix documentary that this was the Hat Man. Oh, that's how they would find out.

[Co-host Matt]

He's throwing our stuff on the floor. Hold on a second, Matt. Stop throwing us.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Can you stop throwing our shit on the floor?

[Co-host Matt]

You want to say hi to the people that are actually. Come on.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Come say hi. You were supposed to do this show. You declined, but you can come say hi.

[Co-host Matt]

I'm not gonna take you through the

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

pain and suffering of being on a show with me. Can you pick that up? Come on. Why don't you come over here? Come say hi.

[Co-host Matt]

He's leaving. All right, fine. I would be paralyzed in fear.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I would be paralyzed in fear. I would later find out that from some gay Netflix documentary that this was the Hat Man. And he was a pretty common experience from people with sleep paralysis. I couldn't even watch five minutes of the dang documentary. I try to keep him from my mind. That, that documentary is really terrifying.

[Co-host Matt]

Haven't seen it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's, it's pretty good. It's a pretty good documentary and it's scary as shit. You know they're asking about me. Unless you're reading the chat. Oh, I just made it up.

[Co-host Matt]

We're allowed to read the chat. This is our chat, Matt.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Also, I'm really great at reading the chat and continuing to focus on this on the show. My family had. Oh, I'm sorry. My family had delved into madness. My family went from happy go lucky, picture perfect to my brother developing a serious drinking problem, almost dying multiple times in the house due to alcohol poisoning. As a teen, my mother and father became violent toward each other. Geez, man. Physically, mentally and emotionally abusive, unfaithful in their marriage. They were so involved in hating each other, my brother and I pretty much had to raise ourselves.

[Co-host Matt]

Wow.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I know now as a saved adult that we were undergoing an attack. But as a five year old, it was just crippling loneliness. My brother was a teen, so he had friends in a car to escape. I just had a dirty old creek behind the house and my dog. Damn, dude, that's sad.

[Co-host Matt]

That's heavy. That's heavy.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This little torta is making me sad.

[Co-host Matt]

It's really, It's. So everybody else that's been in that house got divorced, but your parents stood together and chose to like just be

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

violent, Just beat the shit out. Yeah, I mean, stay together, beat the shit out of each other, don't get divorced.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, they have like. I don't know, I guess some people have this kind of old school mentality. But let's see how it plays out.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Now. We thought this all came to an end when my, my parents got divorced.

[Co-host Matt]

There you go. Never mind. I'm sorry.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mean the laugh at the divorce, it was just.

[Co-host Matt]

That was a great. That's fucked up.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, I just imagine that she's, you know, she probably put on a few pounds since that picture.

[Co-host Matt]

This must be the sign.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Is it because she called us gay?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Now we thought this all came to an end when my parents got divorced. Separated for a year, then sold the house. But they bought a different house closer to the city. Surely it was just the house. They tried staying together for the kids, but the damage had already been done. As soon as we were cleaning out the old house, getting ready to move out, mom and dad discovered in the back of their closet an old looking wooden Ouija board.

[Co-host Matt]

Ah, like that last story. Remember the guy check under the stairs.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Check between the wall and the wood panel by the stairs. That's what they said. Check this out. It was shoved between a wall and the shelf unit, so they had never seen it in all the years we lived here. Mom was scared and to get her to calm down, dad threw it away in the trash before we left.

[Co-host Matt]

Man, my. My aunt did the same thing. The cousin that you spoke to about that haunted house?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Cousin brought a Ouija board in. My aunt threw it out, didn't want it there. My uncle found it in the garbage. Said perfectly good Ouija board, brought it back in. This iteration of the Ouija board happened like three times to them.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You just did a double prophetic thing. Years later, we would find that exact Ouija board.

[Co-host Matt]

I've read this email before.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I get a new house shoved in the back of one of our shelves. Again, you can't get rid of it. What was that you just did? A little doubly double double dooda.

[Co-host Matt]

No, cuz I'm telling you, you can't get rid of it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You gotta burn it, homeboy. Remember the blizzard story? Poured gasoline on it, burned it in the backyard.

[Co-host Matt]

I heard you're not supposed to do that as like either. Like you'll.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They would say that, huh?

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. Who knows how to get rid of

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

demons would say that.

[Co-host Matt]

Put it in your ass, maybe.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, the whole board.

[Co-host Matt]

Hey, Nancy.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's how you get a splinter.

[Co-host Matt]

Nancy, these people are still here. Oh, hi, jc.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hey, jc.

[Co-host Matt]

Oh my God, I feel bad.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We're gonna kick out JC with the poor people.

[Nancy]

But JC has Patreon. Okay, bye guys.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She is so brutal.

[Co-host Matt]

She's nasty.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Years later, we would find that exact Ouija board in the new house, shoved in the back of one of our shelves. Again, they discovered it after hearing a loud growl.

[Co-host Matt]

There's Keith. Yeah, it worked. Burning it.

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[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hey, Keith. What's up, dog? All right, this is crazy because I think there was a growl thing with Keith too. Keith was that.

[Nancy]

Hey, did you know you guys were. You guys were streaming to Toad's channel, Did you know that?

[Co-host Matt]

What do you mean?

[Nancy]

No, I'm. No.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Never mind.

[Nancy]

Sorry.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Which. Which one? His.

[Co-host Matt]

His. His Twitter. Just fucking don't even worry about it, I guess.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nancy, were we streaming?

[Co-host Matt]

Were we streaming to Better off dead?

[Nancy]

No. Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Oh, okay. All right. So his Twitter. Whatever. Let some people check this out. That's fine.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Without his permission.

[Co-host Matt]

Sorry, Toad. So.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So Keith, was there a growl as well in your story? A growl that was like a tiger's. Because I Kind of remember somebody else saying this.

[Co-host Matt]

So, Idaho Hermit says the same thing with the Ouija board. Threw it out four times, kept showing back.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's fucking crazy.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, man. Yeah. It's not a story that.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

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[Co-host Matt]

Actually, my uncle got this Ouija board from somebody.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Who?

[Co-host Matt]

He. This guy took the Ouija board. His girlfriend got murdered. They were playing around with it. He ended up like giving it away to my uncle. And my uncle took it. He brought it in the house. They got rid of it. My cousin found it, brought it in the house.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's crazy.

[Co-host Matt]

Aunt threw it out. Uncle saw it again. He said this is a good Ouija board. I guess he forgot. Put it back. It's crazy. That just keeps getting put back in the house in the same spot.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, all right, so it wasn't Keith. It was a different story that I heard. But. But in this story, the torta says they discover. No, she's not.

[Co-host Matt]

I don't know.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I just, you know, who knows? She called this gay, right?

[Co-host Matt]

She might be.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm looking at her.

[Co-host Matt]

She might be.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She looks thin in that picture, but I bet you she's put on a

[Co-host Matt]

couple of pounds, this guy. That's typically how it goes, right?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They discovered it after hearing a loud growl. They said it sounded like a damn tiger coming from their bedroom closet. My father was a skeptic too, so for him to admit to hearing growling from the closet was crazy.

[Co-host Matt]

This is the new house, right?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Where it fucking shows back up again. They searched for an explanation and found it. The Ouija board. That's so crazy, man. Brother was now gone to the military. Mom and dad still hated each other. And I was alone in the new house. Most of the time. I would be stoned, listening to music and hear thunderous knocking on the walls. Usually in threes. Whatever. That's what she says. Whatever. Hell yeah, dude. I Would hear high heels clacking on tile walking down our carpeted hallway. So that didn't make any sense. Mm. Whatever. When you hate yourself in life so much, you really are numb to scary shit.

[Co-host Matt]

That is true.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's a bummer, dude.

[Co-host Matt]

She. You know what? Now looking at the picture, she's got the archetype of, like, one of my cousins.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This is shit.

[Co-host Matt]

Seen some shit, don't care.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Heard some shit.

[Co-host Matt]

Yep.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Numbing myself with drugs.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I was depressed. I was a depressed teen, to say the least. Numbing myself with drugs, sex and alcohol. Atheist. Because. Yeah, why not? Was just lost in the truest sense of the word. One night, I was getting ready for bed. I was folding clothes and around.

[Co-host Matt]

She's not a witch.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No. Although I feel like she probably went through some of that shit. We'll see about it. But she has kind of the look, and I actually don't even mean that in a. In a detrimental, stabby kind of way.

[Co-host Matt]

Let's take a look again.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Let's have a look. You guys can't see her, but we're looking at her. She looks like she could be a little witch. She looks like she'd also make a really great chola.

[Co-host Matt]

What does that mean?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like a cholo and a chola. Chola lip liner.

[Co-host Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like, almost like Mexican goth.

[Co-host Matt]

Like, tank top kind of thing.

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[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Open flannel with the top button. Fucking chola, you know? Yeah, yeah. Thick eyeliner in my eye.

[Co-host Matt]

Apparently these, like, ex witches. She's not even. We don't know if she's an ex witch, but we're gonna call it. Yeah, you might have been a witch.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She might have been a witch.

[Co-host Matt]

They make good guess on shows like this.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I would love to talk to them. Every time I reach out to any of them, they're like, no.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I've reached out to more than a few.

[Co-host Matt]

I see you for who you is.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, actually, that's the thing. You could be a witch. But God forbid you say anything racist on Twitter and you're not gonna talk to me.

[Co-host Matt]

I want to read something from.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay.

[Co-host Matt]

Message that I got today.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'll highlight this so we know where to start off. Go on.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, hold on. I gotta refresh.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This Idaho Herman says playing with a Ouija board was the first thing that made me a believer in the supernatural. I truly felt the thing moving on its own. Shit. Yeah. Ginny says it. Cholas draw on their eyebrows.

[Co-host Matt]

Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. So I don't know if I want to say the Guy's name on Twitter

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

make up a last name?

[Co-host Matt]

No, it's just. I mean, it's a pseudonym. I just don't know if he wants to be known. But I was talking to him because he said actually fucking. No, because he sent a message to us on. On, like, as a public message. This guy, Red River D. Oh, yeah,

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

he seems pretty cool.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, he's a guy that comes from Seth Kick Lighter's King.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Co-host Matt]

So he says, you guys really made your case today explaining your approach to this whole thing. A bunch of younger fellows kept pointing me in your and David's direction, and I took a dim view at first of the way you fellas rolled. I stand corrected. Even if you cross the line sometimes, and who knows where the line is, what you guys are doing works. Almost every point you made in that podcast was valid because for a certain. Because for certain, the way the institutional church has handled things for the past 50 years or so does not work. They had their chance and they blew it. So I messaged him, and I was like, hey, man, thanks. You know, like, people don't get it, but, like, glad you're. You're listening.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Don't need everybody to get it either.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, that's kind of the point. The point is so that, like, you don't get it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I like what he said there. He was like, you guys blur the line, but who knows where that even is? Like, yeah, dude. Who determines where the line is?

[Co-host Matt]

So apparently Seth advocated for us in private conversations that he's had with this guy. Okay. And he was very hard on me and you at first. He said that. We were. We kept saying shit like, we're trying to mix Shock Jock with Bible talk. And I was opposed. And I guess I kind of. I don't know if we're doing.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I understand what he's saying, but I think Shock Jock is disingenuous. This is exactly who I am. So what you hear if you file it away under Shock Jock, that's on you. But. But it's not a gimmick.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's not like a bit that I'm doing. It's exactly who I am.

[Co-host Matt]

Shock.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Shock.

[Nancy]

He's not pretending to be.

[Co-host Matt]

No, we're not pretending.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right, Exactly. It is genuine retardation. Yeah, I was having that conversation.

[Co-host Matt]

This is. That's Shock Jock shit.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's fun. I like that one. I was talking to my wife today about the Versus autistic thing.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And I was just. This is a little bit of a side. But I said yeah, you don't want to be autistic. You want to be retarded. And it's not. I'm not saying it in a detrimental way, but if you think about retarded, like. Yeah, kind of down syndrome people come to mind.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But they are always happy. They are funny as shit. They're always crushing. They love wrestling.

[Co-host Matt]

You want to be a little bit of both, because autistic stuff does make you analytical. It makes you sad, but it also makes you smart.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I just, like, you know, so much of the autistic stuff is, like, I don't know how to act in public to the extent that it's crippling.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You know what I mean?

[Co-host Matt]

Like, you know who has. So the guy, Jay Burton, whose show he watched. That's where he saw this.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, he saw. He saw us on Burdens.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's interesting. That audience is really receiving us.

[Co-host Matt]

Well, yeah, because Jay Burden is that mix that I'm talking about. He is. He's autistic.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Enough to be very bright. I can tell. He's.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, he's very smart. Very smart.

[Co-host Matt]

But he's also retarded enough to have fun. To have a little bit of fun.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

But I feel like he's a little. He's gonna be too autistic where he will not. And it's not a criticism of him, but he'll be sad eventually if he continues to do autistic things. So you've got to. You've got to, like, jump between those lines.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I like to think, you know, it's. It's a mix. If you're making a mixed drink, and I think my drink has a lot more retard in it than it does autist. Because my information retention, sometimes people say, like, wow, you remember shit. Like, sort of, kind of. I. If I could put a number on how much I've been exposed to versus how much I remember.

[Co-host Matt]

Oh, it's low. Yeah, it's super low.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

My retention is super low. But I'm having fun. Yeah, super fun.

[Co-host Matt]

I think you're more retarded. I'm probably more autistic because I have less.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, we're very similar. But you have a little bit more autism and I have a little bit more retard.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. So he goes, I'm just gonna finish. I'll finish this. He goes, sure. Even if he probably cringes sometimes when you're on the mic. So he's saying, yeah, like we still say. And he's like, oh, man. Damn these guys. But then he Goes when you drop the line about finding comedy in the crucifixion, I thought, ain't no way he's pulling this one. He's going to pull this one off. And it turned into a straight burn. It's. This is gonna be a straight burn to the side of the mountain. But no, you pulled it off.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

And he said he's also a fan of what? The interviews that we did with Albarino. He watched what we did and he was like, these guys. These guys understand what's going on there, and when it's time to be serious, they can be serious. But, like, obviously, like, you're gonna get very little of that here.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Anyway.

[Co-host Matt]

Just thought it was kind of cool.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I do like that guy. I see him, he says some. Some good shit. And he's.

[Co-host Matt]

He has a great thread. I don't know if he does interviews, but this thread here about the primordial origin of the biblical nature of Satan.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's right.

[Co-host Matt]

Which is something that I'm interested in. Like, I'm very interested in Satan. I'm interested because where does Satan come in? Does he come in before the fall? Does he come in after the fall?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right.

[Co-host Matt]

Is it the same Satan that is talking with Job? Is that a job title?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What is it? Right. Like, there was a time when we had that. I don't call him an. But the kind of like, goofy gnostic guy who was like a little bit of a little seasoner. He was the Cabbage Patch Kids thing.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And he asked me.

[Co-host Matt]

He was very nice guy.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Very nice. And I like, he's very nice.

[Co-host Matt]

He asked me a bit of a

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

gotcha question, though, and I answered it in a way that surprised him because I guess he thought, like, we were simplistic Christians, as a lot of people look at Christianity and then immediately look at it.

[Co-host Matt]

And that's also a reason why if you're ever doing a show or not even a show, if you ever present this for the audience, you're talking to relatives or friends, let's say your wife's friend.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

It's sneaky. But don't lead with like, yes, I am. I am the forefront in knowledge on this and this and that.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't do that.

[Co-host Matt]

Lead with, I'm stupid.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Because then they'll. They'll lower their guard. And when they're gonna do some sneaky shit like that is like, yeah, And I'm gonna throw you right on your fucking head now.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Because I'm smarter than you. But, you know, if you. It's just. It's a sneaky way of going about conversations. But you could also help people better that way too.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, that, that. So that guy. Guy, guy. He asked who Satan was, and I think he thought we were going to give like some cookie cutter answer. And I said, I kind of knew where he was going. And I said, it seems as though Satan could be interpreted as a fundamental element that facilitates the psychological growth and the spiritual growth of the human being.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, the Lightbringer.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But I don't know if that's true. Like, that's an. Kind of a gnostic. I know what he. And he was like, that's actually a wonderful answer. And I was like, yeah, because that's what you believe. I don't know that though.

[Co-host Matt]

That's like it. From like the perspective of the demiurge. That's what Satan is. But Satan is also the adversary. So he's both of those things.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right, right.

[Nancy]

But that's how he's represented. That's how he's represented in astrology also. Like, he is.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. So that's. It's problematic. Like, I'm not saying that that is the truth. I'm just saying, like, yeah, yeah. A teacher, a Prometheus kind of character that brings, you know, the light of enlightenment, the fire of enlightenment to mankind. So I don't know what. You know what's interesting though, real quick, and then we'll get back to this. There's another guy that is like, very intellectual that keeps sniffing around us who. And he wants us on the show. Yeah. And he was in my DMs. Okay. And. But he said like a bunch of shit that didn't make any fucking sense. I was making fun of what's homeboy's name? Dustin Nemos. And you know, he, I guess, also doesn't like Dustin Nemos, which I'm not even club. Yeah, really. And so he. He hits me up and he goes, big John doesn't work for me anymore. Because we once had a conversation. Big John, I told him, I was like, yo, dog, this is like the referee back in 2025. I said, yo, you know, do you want to come on the show? And then he goes, set up a date with Big John. Here's his email. And that was just too much for me. I go, now I don't know why. I'm just fucking petty and stupid. So I go, no, I'm not hitting up your.

[Co-host Matt]

We did get an email from him a while ago.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We also. It was after this.

[Co-host Matt]

I didn't like the way that it was worded. So I ignored it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. And so then it happens again. He reaches out to me. He goes, this guy doesn't work for me anymore. Don't know if you ever got back with you guys. I'm like, we didn't even fucking respond to him. And he said, listen to Escanor and Nemos on your space the other day.

[Co-host Matt]

On our space? No, no, they. I know what he's talking about. Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I have no idea. He goes, can you sum up in a paragraph what NDS is about and if you came on the YouTube live, what you'd want to shoot the shit about? Had a good chat with Escanor on the channel a few weeks ago, and I just said, we didn't have a space the other day. You have us confused. I don't do spaces too chaotic and the audio is rough.

[Co-host Matt]

Well.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And then that's it. We just never. That was dead correspondence again.

[Co-host Matt]

Eskano was like, basically questioning Nemos about.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You listen to it?

[Co-host Matt]

No, I just. They were like clips going around. I had seen some of it, but.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And.

[Co-host Matt]

And Escanor is messaging me. He's questioning Nemos about his past and the things.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, he's doing gay stripper, because that's what he does.

[Co-host Matt]

But even worse, like. Like weird shit. Like he's rants people over. I don't know. It's crazy stuff.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw that. I don't know what to make.

[Co-host Matt]

I don't care. Not interested.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't fucking care. I just want to call Dustin Nemos a faggot and move on. I don't care about the character assassination shit.

[Co-host Matt]

Well, we talk about on your show. I don't know. We don't do it that much.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Probably not anything. I don't know.

[Co-host Matt]

I don't think this guy's a bad guy.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't think he is either, but when I listen to him, it's like hyper intellectual, and I'm like, yeah, it's not gonna go well.

[Co-host Matt]

Your audience isn't gonna like us.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's like, do you want me to go, like, if you said, do you want to talk to. What's the fucking technology guy that talks like a monotone?

[Co-host Matt]

Lex Friedman.

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[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I would rather suck my own dick.

[Co-host Matt]

Well, that doesn't sound too bad.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Then go and talk to Lex Freeman. And I'm not saying archaics is how

[Co-host Matt]

can I do that?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like, he strikes me as a guy where if I went like, are you having fun? He'd go, fun, fun. This is about the pursuit of higher intellectuals. Have you read my books? Have you seen my debates? Like, I don't know. I don't know anything about them. It just seems like that I'm like, that doesn't seem fun to me.

[Co-host Matt]

I only want to do probably just do the show. A chat. Should we do the show? Wait, I'll put up a poll.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Do you guys even know who this dude is? He seems to have, like, a lot of great research and people really fuck with him, but when I hear him talk, my pussy dries up.

[Co-host Matt]

Wow.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Should we do that show?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Should we do that show? One for. Oh, that says shock. Doesn't matter. They know what I mean.

[Co-host Matt]

You know what we saying?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right, and then we'll get back to this. One's for yes and twos for no.

[Co-host Matt]

Twos for maybe.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Twos for maybe, maybe, maybe. I lost this whole. Okay, okay, so back to this. I'll stop calling her Dorta. I'm sure she crushes really hard. She does.

[Co-host Matt]

I really like her story on you, dog.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't do that. Careful now. All right. One night I was getting ready for bed. I was folding clothes at around 11pm and suddenly all this stuff for some reason knocked off of my light stand. What?

[Co-host Matt]

Just in there.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Everything's just like, dude, I would fucking leave that. I would burn that.

[Co-host Matt]

Well, now these haunted people just be

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

like, well, you can't.

[Co-host Matt]

And they pick it up and that's it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What are you gonna do? You know how hard it is to buy a house? Yeah, you get to just sell your. You can't just sell your house all fast style.

[Co-host Matt]

No.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And if you can, you're gonna t. You're gonna take a dickening if you do that. You know you're gonna get beat down on the price. Do you guys know.

[Co-host Matt]

You guys even know the show we're talking about? Everybody's saying one.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know. Does anybody? I have heard people Talk about him, but I can't listen to him. I just. He seems boring.

[Co-host Matt]

I don't. Don't be like that. Because he might watch this.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, no, I'm not. He can watch the show. I'm not saying anything that's like, offensive. Like, he is a dude that strictly seems analytical, information driven.

[Co-host Matt]

Well, then answer him back and tell him like, yo, dude, we're gonna go up there, we're gonna chop it up. We don't know where it's going. It's gonna be fun for us. You might be upset it. You might not like it, but whatever.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But we're going to. Hey, either we're going to come.

[Co-host Matt]

I'm always going to.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I'm always going to. Either we're or I'm

[Co-host Matt]

Write that just right there.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just send that to him.

[Co-host Matt]

Either I'm. We're or. Or I'm.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Either we're or. Yeah, I worked really hard to balance that thing. It's never going to get back up there again. Okay. So completely out of nowhere, like, somebody took their arm and swiped it all off. Whatever, dude. I picked it all up.

[Co-host Matt]

That's what I said. Yep. Yeah, I know this lady.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But I was honestly pretty spooked. I decided to sleep with the lights on that night, which is rare. I know those nights. I haven't had one of those in a really long time. Thank God. The next morning, my mom came in and asked me and my best friend and asked me if me and my best friend Zoe wanted breakfast. I told her I had dropped Zoe off at about 9pm ish. My mom smiled and said, tara, come on. Where is she? In the closet. Funny enough, because Zoe was a lesbo. That's very funny.

[Co-host Matt]

You're.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Are you a lesbian? Torta Witch. Torta. Torta. Brujia. Brujaria.

[Co-host Matt]

David.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What?

[Co-host Matt]

David. I'm like, you might have to see these people. I don't know.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They know I love them. She said, oh, she opened it up with gays or fags.

[Co-host Matt]

Now you're just. Now you're crossing the line.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Lesbian torta brujariya. I immediately called Zoe and said, dude, tell my mom you are home safe. She confirmed that I had dropped her off around 9. Ish. My very dark, dirty Mexican mother. That's fucking funny. I didn't make that up. That's what she said. My very dark, dirty Mexican mother went pale white. She took a minute but told me she had woken up scared. At about 3:20am came into my room

[Co-host Matt]

and had sex with Zoe.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Damn. Your mother is lesbian tortarino.

[Co-host Matt]

Wow. And haunted Timothy Tortorino. Be nice, David.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She came down the hall to check on me and saw my bedroom light was on. She said she put her ear to my door and heard me and my best friend whispering and giggling. When she opened the door to catch us staying up, she saw me snuggled in bed in a blanket burrito and she saw Zoe laying in bed next to me, propped sitting up by my headboard. Her face was downcast and her long brown hair was in front of her face. I just got chills. That's fucked up, dude.

[Co-host Matt]

Oh no.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She walked over to Zoe.

[Co-host Matt]

My mom said she was waiting for us to jump up and scare her.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right? Right. She walked over to Zoe and said she put her face right in front of hers. But we both were sleeping soundly. My mom turned the light off and walked out of the room thinking we just fell asleep. Weirdly, I have no clue. You know what?

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I called Zoe back and told her the story. We were all so upset. Something was mimicking my best friend to get my mom's trust. Or was it a spiritual doppel doppelganger? I still have no clue. I get mortified at the thought that this thing was in bed next to me and that we were whispering to each other. I have no explanation. Dude, that's fucking heavy.

[Co-host Matt]

You think that's the thing that. So this is the entity that knocked this stuff off her. Her table?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Entity, entity and entity.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. What does that say? 70% say yes.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

70. 75% say yes, we should do this show. And 25% say no, we shouldn't. So it's no. It's a no for me, dog. Honestly though, that's fucking really. That's spookalicious.

[Co-host Matt]

Spooked out.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

What happened?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't know. We got tiny all of a sudden.

[Co-host Matt]

All right, there we go,

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

man. It's really crazy because, you know I often think about an entity's ability to be physical in this realm. And research wise, it seems like no. But when you hear that your mom

[Co-host Matt]

gets close to it, her face.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And it's. And it's your friend Zoe.

[Co-host Matt]

And she's sleeping, but also doesn't mean that she's physical. She didn't touch her. She. But she's there.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I wonder if she would have been there if she touched her.

[Co-host Matt]

Who knows?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Burp.

[Co-host Matt]

Chichen Itza.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What's that word? It's fun word.

[Co-host Matt]

It's a nice word. Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Another completely odd and unexplainable thing happened when my mom, our neighbor, and I were having a girl girls night. Drinking wine and eating charcuterie.

[Co-host Matt]

Nice.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Sitting at the kitchen island.

[Co-host Matt]

You know something about Jose? Remember Jose?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He liked a charcuterie.

[Co-host Matt]

Gay dude.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You know what's funny? I was just thinking about him last night. Yeah? And I was like, I'm gonna post that picture of him, black, with the caption that says, have you ever heard of the KFC bombing?

[Co-host Matt]

That was funny. We went to a comedy club and this nigga ordered charcuterie at the comedy club.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah. When we went to go to Tripoli.

[Co-host Matt]

This is like.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't remember him getting charcuterie. What the fuck?

[Co-host Matt]

What is this?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Laney's posting new streaming. Looking to level up Streamyard gets in dolls. Laney.

[Co-host Matt]

Laney.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Wait. Louis in the. In the thingy?

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. Oh, he's in the chat later.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What up, dog? What are you doing?

[Co-host Matt]

I guess Laney's just watching from behind the scenes. Pretty cool. And fucking join Streamyard if you want

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

to join Streamyard and get us a ten dollar discount.

[Co-host Matt]

All right, let's fucking. He just. He came just in time for me to talk shit about Joseph. Yeah, it's just fancy lunchables. Yeah, it's a weird move.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's. It's more respectable than Lunchables, though, because some of the girls here at the shop, they eat actual lunchables even though they're fucking like 20.

[Co-host Matt]

Just Mason and I go, what the

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

fuck are you doing?

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, that's why she's.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You're a baby. That's why you're built like a bird.

[Co-host Matt]

It looks like that.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Very strong, malnourished.

[Co-host Matt]

But it's a weird. It's a weird move, right?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I like charcuterie at a party. Like if I go when I went to the Quite Frankly Jamboree.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

There was a lovely spirit spread.

[Co-host Matt]

A soiree.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, soiree with a lovely spread of cheeses. And olives and such. Suchury.

[Co-host Matt]

Comedy club? I don't think so.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's a strange move that a comedy club should offer a charcuterie.

[Co-host Matt]

I think they do it to weed people out.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Charcute.

[Co-host Matt]

Charcuterie. Charcuterie.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We got onto the topic of paranormal stuff that had been happening to us in the house when all of a sudden this bitch capitalized the A. Wow. Wow. I like her. When all of a sudden. When all of the sudden the microwave starts sparking. As soon as the microwave sparks, my mother receives a phone call. Weird how both happen at the exact same time. We freak out and check the microwave because that has never just happened before. My mother goes to her phone to see who called and it's an unknown number, but get this, the middle three digits are 666. That's odd. Yeah, that's like, you know, when I lived in Carteret, like It was like 732. My buddy's number was like 802. Blah blah, blah blah blah. Right? So it's like if it was 732666,

[Co-host Matt]

it's like getting a patent. But the patent says 666.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, you know, there has to be a 665 and a 667.

[Co-host Matt]

That's true. I suppose it'd be the same for phone numbers, but who knows?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I kid you not. We all just sit there like what the f just happened? And my neighbor convinces my mom to call the number back just to see. So she does and puts it on speaker. A little old woman answers the phone and my mom says, sorry to bother you ma'. Am. I'm just returning a phone call we got from this number. The old woman says, no sweetie, I didn't make any calls. My phone was across the room in my purse. We say, oh, weird, good night, sorry to bother you and hang up. She sounded like a sweet old lady, but we were all spooked and our neighbor left shortly after. Dude, I'm gonna like Tara. Is this. Her name is Tara? Mm. Fucking great stories. Yeah, great stories, Tara.

[Co-host Matt]

Hey, what did you say at the beginning? Not sure if these are good.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

These are good. No, no, that was a. Not a.

[Co-host Matt]

Not a bot, Not a bot said that.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Which we got to figure out years later. I was married and had my first baby based. She was maybe 4 months old at the time. I was in the guest bedroom of my parents house with my then husband and my four month old when suddenly my feet got pulled from the ankles so hard that my body halfway came off the bed and my arms Involuntarily flailed in the air. I was so shocked that I just casually grabbed my baby and a blanket and a pillow and went to sleep downstairs on the couch. I was too shocked to have any normal reaction. I didn't tell anyone for days. I was mortified. My brother has been periodically straddled at night by a dark shadow.

[Co-host Matt]

Figure, figure, figure, figure.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He is so scared, he barely speaks about it. And I really don't ask him anymore if he has had any more encounters. I usually just poke fun at him that he got straddled by a male ghost.

[Co-host Matt]

He got dominated.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's gay, bro. Mounted, often quoting the iconic line from Jonah Hill in this is the End when he gets sexually assaulted by a demon. I know it's terrible to make fun of a rape victim, but my brother makes it too easy. Pun intended. Damn, dude.

[Co-host Matt]

She's a killer.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Tara with the bangers, dude.

[Co-host Matt]

All right.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Wait, do we have a.

[Co-host Matt]

We had a banger button.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No.

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[Co-host Matt]

I've been moved out by this time, so it felt nice that I would just leave my mom's house and everything would stop. But we realized whatever had been following my mother would start to follow me. That's right. If you would have asked me before, I could have told you this.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Generational iniquity.

[Co-host Matt]

I think it's just. What do they call that?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hitchhiker.

[Co-host Matt]

Hitchhiker stuff. Yeah, especially when you're living in it. Like my cousin, who wasn't really my cousin that was living in my aunt's house, she was like the Cinderella of the house, in a way. Like, my uncle had had her from another mother. Yeah. Yeah. So she was, like, allowed to live there, and she's part of the family. But, like, there was a weird dynamic between her.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They weren't pumped by her.

[Co-host Matt]

I was. I liked her.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She.

[Co-host Matt]

She's great, but. Yeah, because you weren't your uncle.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right?

[Co-host Matt]

Exactly. Thank God.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

I wasn't him.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Or he wasn't me. That would have been horrific.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, Sancho's in love. He needs her. At. Well, last we knew, she's married with children. Sorry, Sancho.

[Co-host Matt]

Well, she said she was married.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's true.

[Co-host Matt]

Stay to the rest of the story. Yeah, she moved away somewhere else in Brooklyn. That followed. Now she's, like, somewhere in Pennsylvania. And the last I. The last I've kept up with her, was it. Yeah, it's still happening. It's actually happening to her daughter.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Damn.

[Co-host Matt]

So there's a hitchhiker.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

How long ago was that?

[Co-host Matt]

Six months ago. When I Had last checked up on her. Maybe more. Yeah. Yep, yep. She's like, yeah, I don't want to talk about it. And I was like, I get it. I get it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

All right. So she goes. We realize whatever would start to follow me, I think it would get confused because my mother and I look so similar at this point. I don't think so. I had my own spiritual attacks and unfortunately got divorced myself.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Damn.

[Co-host Matt]

Side note, my parents, my brother and his ex and my first husband and I filed for divorce all at the same time.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Damn. Wow.

[Co-host Matt]

Wow. That's crazy.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

My family actually drove to the courthouse

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

together to file for the divorce. That is the craziest shit, dude. Did you get a discount, right? A family discount?

[Co-host Matt]

Like a three?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Like bundling.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. Right. Oh, one divorce, two divorce, three. Like at least 50.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You have to get.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A little bit off.

[Co-host Matt]

Fuck, man. I. I went through an insane depressive episode that would last years. It got really bad when I got remarried years later. Sorry, Sancho. My husband, daughter and I lived in a little apartment together. One morning, when he was supposed to be getting home from work, usually around 5 5am, I was cuddling our daughter and heard him open the front door. He sat his boots and hard hat down, all his bags and gear. I heard him hang his keys on the wooden hangar. I could feel him in the apartment. I'm waiting and waiting, but he never came to the room to cuddle us like he always does. I got up and checked. He wasn't there. No gear was there, keys gone, truck not parked outside. I got scared, so I texted and called him, thinking something bad happened to to family or something. I got no answer. So I called his boat's phone. He lives and works on a boat for a couple weeks at a time. That's his job. And he answers saying that he hasn't left the boat yet. He was still working.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, that's the exact same.

[Co-host Matt]

Yep.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That happened to her mom.

[Co-host Matt]

I was speechless and days later drew the connection that the day before this happened, I had spent the night at my mother's house. And this mimic entity did the same same thing to me as it did to her all those years ago, pretending to be our husband.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's crazy.

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[Co-host Matt]

Soon after we bought our first house together, I was sleeping soundly and my daughter's puppy is sleeping on the bed by my feet. I hear the very distinct noise of one of our wooden cabinets closing in the kitchen. They're old and very heavy wood and make a lot of noise. So I woke up immediately to the sound and looked down at the puppy who was staring in the dark at our bedroom door. I have never had an experience in this house and hadn't had an experience in a while. So I get up, thinking nothing of it, and in complete pitch black, I exit our room and turn to my right where I can see down the hallway into the kitchen. My fridge is black. Standing there right in front of the fridge, directly across the house from me, was a black shadow figure, darker than my black fridge in the middle of the night. I knew it wasn't human that the darker than dark idea is always recurring.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Darker than the darkness. Yeah, that is like super consistent darkness. Everybody. Johnny Murphy. Darkness is falling black. They should have never gave you niggas money.

[Co-host Matt]

It seemed like ginger. It seemed like gingerbread man shaped. What the fuck?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's interesting.

[Co-host Matt]

Not normal human proportions. Just like off. Somehow it looked almost hunched over. Think of that Robert Pattinson meme where he's in the kitchen hunched over. Weird.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I was Robert Pattinson.

[Co-host Matt]

Is that the guy from the fucking guy from Twilight?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Robert.

[Co-host Matt]

Let's check that out.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

We're going to both Pattinson kitchen. Meme.

[Co-host Matt]

It is the guy from Twilight. Oh yeah. Haven't seen this meme before.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, he looks a little shell shocked.

[Co-host Matt]

He looks like Hillary Clinton when she visits.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's funny.

[Co-host Matt]

One of her poor people. Yeah, yeah, the poor people meme.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Huh?

[Co-host Matt]

Okay, so the dude just standing there like real, like blocky, like weird. Okay. All right, well, wow. We're learning a lot today. Okay. I was paralyzed. I never had. I had never. Of all the experience I had felt so much fear. Scared by the fucking gingerbread man.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, I mean, honestly.

[Co-host Matt]

All right, I. I think the thumbnail for this episode got to be gingerbread man by the fridge.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Gingerbread man demon. Gingerbread demon.

[Co-host Matt]

Gingerbread demon man man. Torta man.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Gingerbread torta demon.

[Co-host Matt]

So to turn on the light, I had to lean over to touch the wall, and I lose sight of the thing. So one second I'm staring right at it. The next I lean over to turn the light on. The second I look back, the gone.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Of course. Fucking no.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. I'm still mortified, but I try forming words to my husband that's that something is in. In the house. He quickly puts boxers on. Hell yeah. Is he wearing a shirt?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Sleeping? Dick out, dude.

[Co-host Matt]

Yo, my guy's. He wearing a shirt.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's crazy.

[Co-host Matt]

Tara.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dick out.

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[Co-host Matt]

This is my guy. Dick out, shirt on.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's crazy. Dick out, shirt on. That's the name of the episode.

[Co-host Matt]

Imagine being a gingerbread man, and all

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

of a sudden, dude with dick out comes. I mean.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, I mean, grabs a shotgun. You just get shotgun blasted.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Kind of crazy that he prioritized boxers at all.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, right? Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I wouldn't Dick out, warrior.

[Co-host Matt]

That's right. He clears the house with the shotgun. This dude's based. Yeah. Sorry, Sancho, you're done. Well, I go check on our daughter, and he just tried to gather myself. I was shaking.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hold on a second. Reb Sim says guys wear boxers still, as opposed to. I wear, like, boxer briefs because they collect everything.

[Co-host Matt]

But, like, who does wear boxers? Those suck.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Is that the only other option that you're thinking about? Because if you got a dude walking around in what is the equivalent of tighty whities, but just in different colors, that's a fucking diabolical move.

[Co-host Matt]

I was watching the. The Hulk Hogan.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. If you're wearing fucking wrestling panties.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. It's like there's a. There's a second, like, in the second episode where he's doing, like, his family man shit. They have all this home video of him, and he's, like, throwing his daughter in the pool. And I was like, he's wearing, like, a G string in the pool.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nah, dog, that's crazy.

[Co-host Matt]

He's like, she's jumping on his. And he's got a speedo on.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

When I was a kid, I was really young, maybe like 11 or 12, and my tone deaf mom bought me, like, speedo stuff for the beach. I wore that one time, and I felt. I felt like I was gonna get raped. Like, I Just felt so vulnerable. And I made it very clear to my mom, like, never fucking do that again. Don't ever buy me those again.

[Co-host Matt]

I like this chronicles say, all top, no bottom.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All top, no bottom.

[Co-host Matt]

Hell yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's a fucking heavy statement.

[Co-host Matt]

That's a heavy statement.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, it is.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. You gotta be. You have to be built like fucking Hulk Hogan.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, yeah. You got to be a mountain of. Of red meat.

[Co-host Matt]

Yes.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Just tanned. Red meat. Didn't even matter. He didn't have hair on the top. Doesn't fucking.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No, it doesn't matter at all. He looks so fucking cool.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just nobody was cooler. I get this argument with my cousin every once in a while. I'm not a huge wrestling guy, but I go, hulk Hogan was the face of wrestling, period. You could make a. You could say maybe eventually it became like the Rock. But I don't think. Not to the degree that Hulk's a different generation. But he goes, no, it was Stone cold Steve Austin. I don't think that's true. I respect what he's saying.

[Co-host Matt]

It was always.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But I don't think that's true.

[Co-host Matt]

You got it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I mean, it's Hulk Hogan synonymous.

[Co-host Matt]

It's in the documentary. But yet Hulk Hogan is the guy that before Hulk Hogan, wrestling was territories.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

After Hulk Hogan they were able to do the WWF and bring everybody banner. But they only came because it's Hulk Hogan.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yep.

[Co-host Matt]

So he's the guy that sold. And then on his back then you can get somebody like Stone Cold or the Rock. Stone Cold used to fucking run around with. He had hair like Hulk Hogan.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He had hair.

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[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dude, let me tell you. I will say.

[Co-host Matt]

I forget. His thing was like Pretty boy Austin. He had like the tight like Hulk Hogan.

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[Co-host Matt]

He had long hair.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Stone Cold Steve Austin is a much better Persona. It's.

[Co-host Matt]

It's a better Persona you found coming

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

out in just denim jorts, like shorts, bro. Wrestling in shorts.

[Co-host Matt]

A leather vest with a skull on it. Yeah, dude, maybe we should do a leather vest with the fucking Nephilim skull.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I was thinking about that because I saw a guy wears our patch for his bike thing. Like he does biking, bike ring.

[Co-host Matt]

Bike, bike, ring.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And I go, what if we made a logo?

[Co-host Matt]

Why are they saying that for?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What's the matter? Whoa.

[Co-host Matt]

What did I do?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hulk Hogan.

[Co-host Matt]

Hulk Hogan.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What's the problem?

[Co-host Matt]

I don't know.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hulk. Oh, you go to like a. You do. Gotta go. Hulk. Hulk. Hulk Hogan.

[Co-host Matt]

Hulk Hoagan.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hulk Hogan.

[Co-host Matt]

All right, well I'm not doing this.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

All right. Didn't the sex tape come out of him? I don't think it was a sex tape. It was more like a brutal domination. Yeah, if it exists. I don't know.

[Co-host Matt]

Hulk Hogan was a man. I don't give a fuck.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't fucking besmirch.

[Co-host Matt]

All right, let's keep reading this shit.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Sorry. Huh?

[Co-host Matt]

He clears the house. Well, I go to check on our daughter and just try to gather myself. I was shaking. And he tells me that the house was locked up. Everything is fine and checked out.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Panty's wet after that.

[Co-host Matt]

That's right. Maybe six months later, I'm pregnant. I woke up at about 2am so shaken from a bad dream. Cue the soundboard. I don't like this bitch telling me what to do.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She gets it, man.

[Co-host Matt]

And I don't like that. I did it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

I'm about to end this show right now. I'll do it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't do it.

[Co-host Matt]

I'll do it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't do it. Just what's it? Oh, yeah. She's not really describing the house's layout very well.

[Co-host Matt]

No, she's not. I'm kind of confused. I mean, I know that there's a black fridge, but that's really it. So without putting my sunglasses on or more importantly, getting a gun, stupid, I ran out of our bedroom and checked the house. My husband had woken up, startling me, obviously, and swept the house after I had run around. My wife does this shit to me. Go.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Do the fucking sweep of the deep.

[Co-host Matt]

Oh, I think I heard something.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. And I go, it's a lot of noises here.

[Co-host Matt]

Any. Yeah, I was like, there's a lot of noises. You didn't hear anything? And then she said, I think I heard something. And I got to go, and I'll take a gun and I'll walk around. And I, like, most of the time. No, no. I'm like, this is. This is me with a gun. And I'm just like. Like, I know nothing is there.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

And it's fine. You know, it's like I'm. This is like. This is for you.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

This is for show.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

And then sometimes I go, why don't you check?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Panda fly says it's a wife's duty. Yeah. To make the husband get up.

[Co-host Matt]

Me get up in the middle of the night. Yeah. She. They don't like that.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

I go. She goes. Like one time, she's like, I think I heard something. And I was like, it was a bird. Like, I know that's a bird.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I know that's. I know the bird sound.

[Co-host Matt]

And then she goes, no, I think it's something. And I go, there's a gun over there.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Go sweep the house.

[Co-host Matt]

Sweep the house.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Why don't you protect your family?

[Co-host Matt]

And why don't you sweep.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Actually sweep the house when you're done. Sweep.

[Co-host Matt]

Clean dishes.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yep.

[Co-host Matt]

And then come back up.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Wipe some cows.

[Co-host Matt]

Not the. Not the thing to say to a woman when they're scared. Woman.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

One of them.

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[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Or more than one of them. All of them.

[Co-host Matt]

So my husband woken up, startled by me, obviously. Damn. Did my turn off. Yeah. We played again. And he checked the house. This guy's a good husband. Not like me. My husband had woken up, so he swept the house after I ran around, boxers on. We didn't find anything crazy. All the doors are locked. I tell him to go check the outside garage. I. Is it cold?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's crazy.

[Co-host Matt]

Is it cold outside?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Check the garage.

[Co-host Matt]

Check the garage. Steal from the garage. It's fine.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's gone. It's gone? Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

You're going to send your husband outside to check the garage.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And then Amy says she clears. Yeah, the. She does.

[Co-host Matt]

Amy, you alone?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

No, she. She probably. Is it just you?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Amy's got a boyfriend.

[Co-host Matt]

She clears it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She slings him over her shoulder, and then she clears the house with him over her shoulder.

[Co-host Matt]

You made him go outside?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. It's probably cold out.

[Co-host Matt]

It's cold now. He's got to put boxers and shoes on. Oh. We walked into the garage together and opened the door to our backyard. It was completely. Oh, the door to our backyard was completely, completely open.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh.

[Co-host Matt]

Huh. Wait a second. We walked into the garage and the door to our. Oh, I see. Because they're like, connected.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Okay. He closes and locks it. We come inside and sit on our bed. We decompress. And I explained to him my dream. In my dream, I saw an emaciated white woman, almost blue. White, like zero blood or life. She was fully nude. Long, black, stringy hair. This is Nancy.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nancy.

[Co-host Matt]

Nancy. Were you at her house?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Is Nancy there?

[Co-host Matt]

Bitch.

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[Co-host Matt]

She was slowly walking from the far side of our yard toward our house and into our back garage door, the one we found open. He goes pale and tells me that after I hopped out of bed, as I was walking toward the door, he saw a naked woman just as I described.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nope.

[Co-host Matt]

What the. Wait up.

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[Co-host Matt]

After I hopped out of bed and I was walking toward the door, where did he see the naked woman? And standing in the corner just for the audience.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It is singular.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This is just saying just so. Just so they. They know. It's not like he saw naked.

[Co-host Matt]

Spelling it different here. So woman.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, it's woman.

[Co-host Matt]

I have. I didn't have my glasses or contacts on, so I missed her. I had gotten out of bed, so suddenly I didn't see her in the corner. I kid you not. As he told me this, all the lights in the house went out. Cue the music.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You fuck. You sweep the house.

[Co-host Matt]

Sweep the house.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Sweep the house. Wash the dishes. Somebody could clean the countertops. Holy shit, dude. What? Damn, man.

[Co-host Matt]

I didn't see her in the corner. Fuck, man. That's crazy. Our breaker box is next to the garage. Next to that. That back door that had been opened. He got mad and went and swept the house again. Found nothing. I was fervently in prayer.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Great use of the word fervently, Tara.

[Co-host Matt]

Really good use of words in general.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, just great words. Tara's got great, great words.

[Co-host Matt]

He was as shaken up as I was. I felt this overwhelming Jezebel, like sexual lust spirit that. You know that my first girlfriend's name was Jezebel.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Who the names their kid Jezebel?

[Co-host Matt]

Hondurians.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They are disgusting, dumb Hondurans.

[Co-host Matt]

They're known for naming their kids Jezebel, cheating on their wives and mudslides. Did you know that? Consistent mudslides they keep building on.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They make them.

[Co-host Matt]

No, God makes them as punishment for

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

the punishment for daughters.

[Co-host Matt]

She was very nice, man. A little bit of a whore. No, she wasn't.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

He was as shaken as I was. I felt this overwhelming jezebel, like sexual lust, spirit.

[Co-host Matt]

Damn. I don't know how or why, but I felt that and told him, we need to be careful after we have sex.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right.

[Co-host Matt]

Something was trying to hurt our marriage. My husband was aloof to the paranormal, but this experience, I think, was a catalyst to him becoming a believer. He just had to see for himself.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, it's a huge thing.

[Co-host Matt]

So this is why. This is why she. She's likes this show. Because you're coming. You came in through the same door as David. Yeah, and me and.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But her door was dorta shaped.

[Co-host Matt]

It was shaped like a taco.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, like a taco. She had to crawl sideways through it.

[Co-host Matt]

Stop it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, no.

[Co-host Matt]

She's probably in shape. She's probably very nice. Maybe she called us gay.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's right.

[Co-host Matt]

My husband and I had gone through infidelity, physical, mental, emotional abuse toward each other. Just like how my parents had. I had enough. I was a lukewarm Christian. But I said, you know what? I'm going hard in the paint for Jesus.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nice shout out, Matt.

[Co-host Matt]

Going hard. You gotta go hard.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Don't shout him out.

[Co-host Matt]

Why not? When we're talking about Jesus, he's right on. We're talking about anything else that's usually right off. Right off? Fucking doesn't make any sense. No more nonsense. I have to save everything. My life, my marriage, my husband, and most importantly, my daughter. She can't grow up how I did. She's just so beautiful and innocent. I had to change. I stopped sinning as much as possible. I confined myself to the house and just immerse myself in his presence and his beautiful word. It hasn't been easy, but by God's grace, we've changed for the better. My marriage is on fire spiritually. Sancho, you're done.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, it was. Sorry, Sancho. There was hope.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, that last paragraph. No mas.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's over, man.

[Co-host Matt]

That's what she'd say. No mas.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's over.

[Co-host Matt]

We speak life and love.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

No mama's way.

[Co-host Matt]

No mama.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What's that? Really? What does that mean?

[Co-host Matt]

What did they tell us? How to say gay. Oh, your canoe is wet.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, the guys in the back. Something about you suck a canoe. You get it? No, get in a canoe by a man.

[Co-host Matt]

You look and you say, this guy's canoes. How? Elmo, how? I don't know, Whatever. His canoe is wet.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It means the tip of his canoe is shit on it.

[Co-host Matt]

Canoe, meaning your butthole.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, right. But it's dick shaped.

[Co-host Matt]

Right? But if you. If Your penis is wet. That's not such a bad thing.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

But it's got poop on it.

[Co-host Matt]

That's a bad thing.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's a bad thing.

[Co-host Matt]

My marriage is on fire. Spiritually. This is like, we had the way we do this. I understand why people don't like how we know.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I get it. Yeah. That dude JD or whatever his name is, like, yeah, dude, I get it.

[Co-host Matt]

I get it. I get what we're saying. A complete 180. We quit all our vices. My husband has recently submitted to Christ, which means a lot because he had no Christian family.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's huge.

[Co-host Matt]

They kind of mock Christ, actually. I am so proud of us. God truly changed us. It's our job to stay faithful and walk the narrow path together.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Hell, yeah, dude.

[Co-host Matt]

My dreams now usually revolve around past loved ones. Oh. I have had three family members die, each shortly accompanied by a strange dream. My cousin was 24. He'd recently been saved by Jesus. And when I. When I saw him in my dream, shortly after he died a sudden, tragic death. He was in a room full of white light. And it was so overwhelmingly beautiful and calm, warm. It almost felt like we were on the beach or something. So peaceful. He hugged me and told me he was fine and that he loved me. I cried in his arms and told him I missed him. He had taught me to ride a bike when I was 7. And that first haunted country house we lived in, in that. At that first country house we lived in. I miss him still all these 14 years later, but I'm comforted knowing he's safe with our Lord. Man, I actually had a dream. My backyards were connected. My parents backyard was connected to my aunt's backyard. And they're the ones that owned a church. And for some reason, somebody had died. They had like a very. When I say a small garden, the size of this table is the small in fucking.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. In New York.

[Co-host Matt]

In Brooklyn.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

And it's connected to their house. And for some reason, one of my aunts was like, you got to dig through that because there's something in there. And I dug through and I found, like, I think maybe it was like a usb, something that had information that's interesting, a metal thing, and that was it. I was like, what the fuck does that mean?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You feel compelled to go there and dig.

[Co-host Matt]

That's too far. But I'm like, why would I be? Why am I looking through that garden? What's important about that garden?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's. It's Keisha Black. Name's birthday oh, Happy birthday. Happy birthday, dear Keisha Black name. Happy birthday to you.

[Co-host Matt]

There you go. All right, let's. Let's continue the story. My father died. My Grandfather died at 81 years old due to Covid related pneumonia. My cousin that died so young was like a son to him. In my dream of my abuelo after he died, we were at my mom's house surrounded by family around a fireplace. He and I walked out of the house onto the driveway. I hugged him and told him I loved and missed him. He wasn't affectionate, so he gave me a pat on the shoulder and said, okay, okay.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Even as a ghost, he's like, all right, stop touching me.

[Co-host Matt]

Touching me. Maybe you're annoying.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Could be.

[Co-host Matt]

I asked where he was going, and he said he's going to leave and to turn around because I can't see where he's going. I obey his orders and in turn. And I turn around because I can't see where he's going.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Interesting.

[Co-host Matt]

In. In tears, I turn as he leaves through what I guess felt like a portal. When he steps through it, I immediately wake up. My husband's next to me. I get up so violently. It's like when Dracula rises out of the coffin. I'm immediately. I immediately am puking all over myself at the feeling that this portal had given me. Whoa.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What?

[Co-host Matt]

That's crazy. I didn't see it, but wherever he went gave me a visceral reaction. Waking life. Damn. I don't know. Where did he go? After I stopped heaving and clean myself up, I immediately called my mom and I told her this dream about her father. Sad. She reminded me he had given up on God because my cousin died so young and she was scared that he was in hell. I felt so terrible telling her this, but I was so shaken, I hadn't had the time to think through it before telling her.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I wonder, I don't know the biblical precedent for praying for the dead.

[Co-host Matt]

Catholics do it for sure.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I know that. Mormons, but that's not.

[Co-host Matt]

Mormons.

[Nancy]

Yeah, Mormons, I think that. Don't they, like, try to baptize the dead or something?

[Co-host Matt]

There's a. There's a story from. There's a story from Jesus where, you know, he's like, oh, tell this to my brother. He's like, yeah, actually, somebody's in hell and he wants to tell his brother, who is living, he wants to tell him something. And Jesus is like, nah, it's like, you know, just can't go.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's.

[Co-host Matt]

There's a. There is a. A Gap here.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Mormons baptized for the dead. Interesting.

[Co-host Matt]

I don't know what that means.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't understand the.

[Co-host Matt]

Ah, yes, the rich man in Lazarus. That's right. There it is. Not. Not the Lazarus that comes back to life, but the other Lazarus. So, yeah, that there's a lot.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

There's like a couple of. Like there's two. Two souls, right?

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. Lazarus is like a name that is. Isn't used as much anymore. Like, enough.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yo, Laz.

[Co-host Matt]

Yo, Adolf.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Lazzy.

[Co-host Matt]

Laz, we got to bring it back. Have another kid named Adolf bring back Adolf or Lazarus. All right. My abuela passed recently. My dream of her was that she was. She was in the casita. I wasn't familiar with.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It was a tiny heart.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. The house was sliding off the foundation.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

All right. Spanish or Spanish house?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

There were so many Mexican crams. Mexicans crammed into this little house. And she was, of course, in the kitchen cooking as she always was. It's weird that Mexicans would be haunted. Like, who cares?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Who cares about Mexicans?

[Co-host Matt]

I'm just saying, like, it seems like beneath the ghost.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It does seem like the only people worth haunting are. Are white people.

[Co-host Matt]

White people.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I don't think you haunt black people.

[Co-host Matt]

They're already haunted.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Mexicans, you just kind of leave.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

They only get haunted by other black spirits like Papa Legba or whatever. You're like, yeah, black spirits.

[Co-host Matt]

Black spirits. Like.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And the others don't really fuck with them.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Okay. All right. Thanks, Nancy.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What is that? I don't understand that timing. Nancy.

[Co-host Matt]

I just.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The fuck was that? Nancy.

[Co-host Matt]

Jeez, dude.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay, she left. She was. I think she was just on her way out and hit the button. That was crazy. What the fuck?

[Co-host Matt]

So I woke up to the sound of Chanclas shuffling on the floor towards me.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Chancletas.

[Co-host Matt]

I instinctively thought it was my daughter coming to wake me up. After I oriented myself, I realized my daughter never wears slippers. But my. Well, I did.

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[Co-host Matt]

I love that.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, Nancy, why did you. Why did you put the GoFundMe on the screen?

[Co-host Matt]

I think. I think it's just an accident.

[Nancy]

I did. I did it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Okay.

[Co-host Matt]

Spooky shit. All right. All right. I woke my husband and told him, he said. And told him, he said, well, you know, after your family dies, you get a dream. I was happy. My. Well, I seemed happy. I know never to converse with the spirit realm or interact just in case it's demons, but I don't think it's demonic at all. I think it's closure.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I think it depends on if it persists, you know, so I've had those instances and. And I've also heard instances of things pretending to be loved ones. But typically, in my experience, it's a one off. And in those stories, it's prolonged interaction, dream, night after night, kind of a deal.

[Co-host Matt]

Right.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

And if it's not night after night, it is like, over the span of time, it happens multiple times, each time getting, you know, spookier and spookier.

[Co-host Matt]

Right.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

So, yeah, I mean, I just don't think that the. That God is going to have your loved ones visit you in any way. That's not going to give you closure and then you move on. God's not gonna let your loved ones visit you in a prolonged, confusing way that keeps this wound open and has you interacting with the. With the dead. Like, I don't think that that's happening.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Huh. All right. So she continues. I have battled infertility for seven years, and by God alone, my husband and I are able to have a baby.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Not barren anymore.

[Co-host Matt]

Nope. Which I probably have given birth to by the time you all get to reading this story.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Oh, congratulations.

[Co-host Matt]

Congrat.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Congratulations.

[Co-host Matt]

David was saying he was like, she sounds kind of chubby.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

Because she's pregnant.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I knew she was fat.

[Co-host Matt]

You're nasty, David. You're nasty. There's another dangerous retard that she's given birth to.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

She's got to feed that thing.

[Co-host Matt]

So.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Be fat.

[Co-host Matt]

Congratulations. That is awesome.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Be fat. You better be fat. You better not be no skinny mini. How you Gonna feed that baby.

[Co-host Matt]

Stop it, man. Stop it.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

This is how you funding for her D Gigantism story? No, actually, we were planning on getting her leg extension surgery.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah, make her even more. How big can you make her even taller?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. Nancy falls over.

[Co-host Matt]

I chalk it up to God waiting until my husband and I were equally yoked. Hell yeah. I mean, it was almost immediately after my husband was saved that I got pregnant. Wow, that's cool. Same month for sure.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's crazy.

[Co-host Matt]

Getting pregnant with my daughter. So this is all fairly recent, huh?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's awesome.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. Getting pregnant with my daughter 10 years ago is the reason I became a Christian in the first place. Doctors have always loved to tell me I can't have children. But I know my God is a God of miracles and mercy.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yo, if there's one thing I know, doctors don't know shit about fucking dick.

[Co-host Matt]

They don't.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Stupid fucking doctors.

[Co-host Matt]

They don't. They don't. They don't know anything. I don't. I don't really fucking trust.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Doctors are dumb fucking bitches.

[Co-host Matt]

God answered my prayers. And when I was an unbeliever, at my lowest low, when I begged him to show me mercy. And 10 years later, he has answered my prayers again.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's beautiful.

[Co-host Matt]

The day I found out I was pregnant, I woken up from a dream. And all I could remember was Gabriel. Just the name Gabriel. For some reason I thought, hmm, weird. But nothing of it. I immediately checked my phone and had a bunch of pictures of my cousin who just that night had a name. Had a baby named Abriel.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Abriel.

[Co-host Matt]

Abriel.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What the fuck happened to the G?

[Co-host Matt]

Well, that's implied.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The G is silent. It's a silent G. What the.

[Co-host Matt]

I thought, oh, my gosh. So weird. But it was just another premonition dream. Seeing friends and family have babies was always a sore spot for me since I wanted more children. But I'm thankful for my first miracle. My daughter. Later that day in the grocery store, I felt compelled to buy a pregnancy test. Seven years of infertility, probably 100 plus negative tests.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Test.

[Co-host Matt]

I figured, what's another negative test?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I. I gotta say, if you are. When you find out you're pregnant, if it's a boy and you name it Gabriel, that's about the funniest shit ever because. What is it? Your cousin has a baby named Abriel. And you're like, that's very nice. I'm gonna actually name it the correct thing.

[Co-host Matt]

A G Again.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

A fucking G. It's called Gabriel. Watch how it's done.

[Co-host Matt]

I found out that and I move my 10 year old daughter by my side. That I'm feeling finally pregnant again. We fell to our knees in prayer.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Wow.

[Co-host Matt]

God is so good and merciful. I realized that my dream of Gabriel now made sense since he was the angel that told Mary she was pregnant with Jesus. Nothing to do with my dumb cousin who named her kid Abriel.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Dumb bitch.

[Co-host Matt]

How a lowly random person like me could have God deliver that beautiful message of pregnancy. Makes me feel so special. I would later find out that the conception date was decided December 25th.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nice.

[Co-host Matt]

Who's fucking on Christmas?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Nutted in you on Christmas?

[Co-host Matt]

On Christmas?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, sometimes. You ever see your wife no presents in Christmas pajamas and go hell yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

No present.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

The ones with the butt flap.

[Co-host Matt]

Just, just.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Just didn't get you anything this. This year, honey. Remember dick in a box.

[Co-host Matt]

I'm gonna sweep the house real quick. He really has a sense of humor. God, this show's awful.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah. I love you. Send your. Your heartfelt messages into us and we go. You fucking torta brujaria.

[Co-host Matt]

You're nasty.

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[Co-host Matt]

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[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

It's a great story.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Of your whole life.

[Co-host Matt]

We're having a girl and we will name her Eliana. Meaning God has answered. Is that what that means? That's cool. That's a good.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You make that up.

[Co-host Matt]

She just made that.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Make that up.

[Co-host Matt]

Google that for us.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Tara. That's true. The. Does Tara mean terror?

[Co-host Matt]

Terrible tarot cards. That's what I thought at first, but no. My daughter Liv is stoked to have a baby sister, even if they're 10 years apart. For anyone listening that has experienced spiritual attacks, has depression, anxiety, thoughts of suicide. No matter how bad life gets or how bad the addictions get, God is greater. When the weak cry out, he answers. I have noticed the more sin we cut out of our lives, less and less spooky stuff happen. Yeah, dude, you're not feeding it right.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host Matt]

I've been a long time listener to the podcast. Probably not after this episode.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Right.

[Co-host Matt]

I'm so sorry, Tara. It's my. My co host.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, don't fucking apologize. Go ahead and read that next sentence.

[Co-host Matt]

So I am proud of you gays.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Fuck you, you fucking bitch. That's Harry, you bitch.

[Co-host Matt]

I'm trying my best here, but you're making. You're making me stumble.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Ah, she's making me like her.

[Co-host Matt]

And I know God is blessing y' all and I pray for protection and abundance over your families. Especially Nancy. She spelled it with An E. She's.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Well, she spelled Nance.

[Co-host Matt]

Matt too. She goes Matt too.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

I guess she only spelled it with two T's, so she does not have nobody likes no place in her heart for Matt.

[Co-host Matt]

The armor of God is heavy. You have a heavy spirit with that. Oh, super heavy. But we gotta say spiritually strapped up. Love, y'. All. And everyone listening. What a banger.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What a banger that was. Do we have buttons for that?

[Co-host Matt]

We can play. This is a good button for that. Hey, we did it, guys.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That was great.

[Co-host Matt]

And we're out of, we're out of emails now. So what we're gonna do moving forward is probably do mother horse eyes.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

You want to do mother horse eyes?

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[Co-host Matt]

I wonder how many T shirts I could sell.

[Nancy]

We still have, we still have, we have to finish. Ello. And we also have that guy that you accused of being A.I. he was very angry.

[Co-host Matt]

Well, he was A.I.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

right.

[Co-host Matt]

So what are we gonna do about that? So, so do we read that one?

[SpinQuest Announcer]

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[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That's brass monkey. What are we doing here? I don't know, man. I, I, I do like the idea of mother horse eyes because I'm gonna finish it soon and I'd love to start it over immediately and then talk about it. I have three hours and 20 minutes left, so.

[Co-host Matt]

What was that? I had a, I was like a dinosaur.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

Gassy. Yeah. But just, can we actually just pause a second and say, wow, Tara. Wow. What a great story.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. That wasn't terrible with it, right?

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

That was very good.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah.

[Co-host David Lee Corbo (The Raven)]

What a beautiful family, Tara.

[Co-host Matt]

Yeah. Proud of you. Proud of you.

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