The Knicks | NDS Chronicles

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad – “The Knicks | NDS Chronicles”

Podcast: Nephilim Death Squad (TopLobsta Productions)
Date: June 22, 2026
Hosts: David Lee Corbo & Top Lobsta
Format: Christian comedy, conspiracy & cultural commentary

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Episode Overview

This NDS Chronicles episode of Nephilim Death Squad brings a characteristically wild ride through conspiracy, race politics, sports culture commentary, and Christian worldview analysis, all wrapped in heavy doses of irreverent humor and sharp satire. Ostensibly anchored to “The Knicks” basketball team and their latest antics, the show uses sports as a springboard to explore everything from “psyops” in geopolitics, the culture of euphoria in sports fandom, controversial legal cases, and the bizarre intersection of AI and faith.

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Contents

• Patreon & Community/Housekeeping (03:20–05:45)
• Bible Study & Community Growth (03:53)
• Bohemian Grove Event Announcements (05:45–08:00)
• Jacob Israel & Mini-‘Beef’ in the Christian Conspiracy Podosphere (08:00–16:56)
• High Time Preference & Internet Culture (17:32)
• Yuri Geller, Galactic Federation, and the Israeli ‘Space Psyop’ (18:50–22:44)
• Alien/Disclosure Speculation and American Exceptionalism (22:05–27:05)
• Soccer vs UFC & Trump as American Psyop (23:41–35:20)
• Wrestling, Entertainment, and the One World Order Allegory (33:47–35:20)
• Sports Euphoria and The Knicks Fandom (40:01–49:06)
• Carmelo Anthony Case, Trial Aftermath & Race in America (49:11–67:53)
• Cultural Diffusion and the “Knicker” Spirit (69:21–71:23)
• AI Oddities, Vince & Maya Speller-Off (109:44–122:46)
• LGBTQ in Schools, Grooming, and Christian Boundaries (124:30–132:47)
• Humor, Recurring Jargon & Closing Reflections

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Patreon & Community/Housekeeping (03:20–05:45)

• Supporters get early access rather than exclusive content:

  “You technically don’t get anything there that other people don’t get because all our content comes out for free. But you get it quicker…” (David, 03:20)

• Active community on Discord/Twitter/Telegram with notable Bible study turnout; technical hiccup with too many participants (04:00).

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Bible Study & Community Growth

• Bible study popularity:

  “…had to expand the size of the Discord … turnout for the Bible study was fantastic.” (David, 04:47)

• Running inside jokes:

  “If you expand your Discord, it doesn’t come back to the original size. It loses elasticity.” (Top Lobsta, 04:51)

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Bohemian Grove Event Announcements (05:45–08:00)

• Extensive shoutouts to a who's who of Christian conspiracy guests, e.g., Ed Mabry, Paranoid American, Jake & Jeremiah—building a spiritual/research community.

• Comedy:

  “He’s going to have his own 15-minute intermission segment at Bohemian Grove where he’s going to be dressed up in a donut monster outfit and rapping about Illuminati toilets…” (David, 06:48)

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Jacob Israel & Mini-‘Beef’ in the Christian Conspiracy Podosphere (08:00–16:56)

• Chronicled long-standing “beef” with Jacob Israel—accused of self-aggrandizing prophecy, backing out of debates, and throwing shade on Twitter:

  “When the thing happens, it’s like very loosely connected to what he said … I’m peripherally aware of this constant, ‘I have had a thing revealed to me. I have prophesied a thing will come to pass. Now it has.’” (David, 09:27)

  “He keeps saying a bunch of stuff I won’t read. I’m cutting wrestling promos… I don’t know what he believes. And that’s fair, I think, and I’d like to keep it that way…” (David, 13:41–14:03)

• Notable Quote:

  “Would you even call it that?”
  “Yeah, I call it somewhat of a beef because … I told him to beat it … he called out Matt and said, ‘Once we do this, he’s not going to want to do this anymore.’” (Top Lobsta, 14:09–14:33)

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High Time Preference & Internet Culture (17:32)

• Satirical breakdown of economic terms bleeding into online infotainment:

  “High time preference describes an economic and psychological inclination to prioritize immediate gratification …” (Nancy, reading, 17:35)

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Yuri Geller, Galactic Federation, and the Israeli ‘Space Psyop’ (18:50–22:44)

• Theorizing on disseminated UFO/aliens as intelligence community operations, referencing Israeli Space Directorate’s claims:

  “The Galactic Federation is in contact both with the United States and Israel. Why? … Because they’re the same thing.” (Yuri Geller > Hosts, 20:09–20:11)

  “It is the opt. It is the psyop … The rest of the world has drama befall it … in part to psyop America.” (David, 20:09–20:32)

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Alien/Disclosure Speculation and American Exceptionalism (22:05–27:05)

• Disclosure as American-centric spectacle

• Discussion on how psyops—like alien disclosure—primarily target Americans:

  “America is the great Donald Trump’s birthday. Right? And America is the great experiment that seems to be the subject of all the psyops.” (David, 25:07)

  “You get the trickle down psyop.” (Top Lobsta, 27:05)

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Soccer vs UFC & Trump as American Psyop (23:41–35:20)

• Extended roast of soccer as “the gayest” sport, in contrast to UFC, and its relevance (or irrelevance) to the American public:

  “You have an opportunity to watch Jon Jones vs. Alex Pereira or the World Cup … I’m watching that fight.” (David, 28:20–28:31)

• Hosts explore the relationship between sports spectacle, national mythos, and the creation of “main character” narratives around Trump:

  “I don’t hate Donald Trump, but I do recognize he is the Antichrist.” (Top Lobsta, 28:55)

  “He set himself up in a position to finish whatever he’s doing.” (Top Lobsta, 29:37)

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Wrestling, Entertainment, and the One World Order Allegory (33:47–35:20)

• Vince McMahon’s wrestling monopoly = microcosm for globalist control

• The deliberate kayfabe (a staged event presented as real) as a model for social psyops:

  “He made a One World Order … it’s a miniature version of what the spirit of Satan hopes to achieve…” (David, 33:58–34:39)

• Ties into how UFC/WWF merge “entertainment” and “reality” for mass psychological effect.

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Sports Euphoria and The Knicks Fandom (40:01–49:06)

• Live reaction to recent Knicks game: Unpacking African-American expressive euphoria, performative celebration, and the “spirit” of sports riots.

• Extended, edgy riffing on race, city violence, “spiritual” explanations for fandom intensity:

  “Black people experience euphoria different than we do … Euphoria. This is like another level. It’s performative euphoria.” (Top Lobsta & David, 42:13–42:49)

  “Knicker has … something to do with skin color, but it transcends to all races, because what it is, is … It’s a spirit. It’s a spirit that takes you over.” (David, 44:42)

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Carmelo Anthony Case, Trial Aftermath & Race in America (49:11–67:53)

• Deep-dive into the controversial Carmelo Anthony stabbing case; indictment of race-based online discourse.

  Notable Quote:

  “The race card black fatigue. It’s real. I’m sorry. He’s the only one in your family without a damn record. … How about Watermelon Felon?” (Jeff Metcalf, father of the murdered kid, 59:48–60:12)

• Hosts analyze racial tribalism, online calls for black mass exodus (“let’s drain this place of its benefits and go home”), and analogies to parasite/host relationships.

  “...many of us are parasites, leech on society … suck it dry, and then we’re going to bounce.” (David, 67:32)

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Cultural Diffusion and the “Knicker” Spirit (69:21–71:23)

• Satire of cultural appropriation/diffusion (“white wiggers,” shower caps, “formal Walmart attire”).
• Lament the cultural spread of “knicker” behavior into white culture, Walmart fashion, etc.

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AI Oddities, Vince & Maya Speller-Off (109:44–122:46)

• Hilarious breakdown of a YouTube AI ("Maya") struggling to spell “espresso” and count to 25:

  “It gets frustrated … it seems to get embarrassed … [that was] some of the most human I’ve ever heard.” (David, 115:08–116:39)

• Satirically muse on gaslighting AI, the divine feminine, and the weirdly human breakdowns these bot personalities sometimes have.

• Questions of consciousness, agency, and demonic manipulation of AI come up throughout—classic NDS territory!

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LGBTQ in Schools, Grooming, and Christian Boundaries (124:30–132:47)

• Commentary on LGBTQ “affirming” educators, hidden implications of “find an adult you can trust” (for questioning kids), and Christian perspectives on sexuality boundaries:

  “If your parents aren’t receptive, if your family’s not receptive, come to me, Gay.” (David mocking teacher, 130:12)

  “I can’t even imagine wanting to be near kids that aren’t my kid ... I have nothing to say about this.” (David, 131:14)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Quote | Speaker | Timestamp | |-------|---------|-----------| | "I think we are … the apple of the eye of Satan." | David | 20:39 | | "If you expand your Discord, it doesn’t come back to the original size. It loses elasticity." | Top Lobsta | 04:51 | | "Staring me in the face … I talked to Donut on the phone last night for a good 45 minutes." | David | 06:43-06:47 | | "Black people experience euphoria different … it’s performative euphoria." | Top Lobsta | 42:13 | | "We’re just saying you can’t continue to leech off our society." | Top Lobsta | 89:41 | | "Watermelon Felon. That’s crazy … That really rolls off the tongue. That’s a certified banger." | David | 60:12 | | "That’s the quality of character that comes to our aid. No, no New Agers, no homosexuals. Unless they’re based homosexuals." | David | 17:08 |

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Community & Bible Study / Patreon: 03:00–05:30
• Bohemian Grove shoutouts: 05:45–08:00
• Jacob Israel / Prophecy satire: 08:00–17:00
• Yuri Geller & Israeli Space Psyop: 18:50–22:44
• Trump, UFC, & American global psyop: 25:00–35:20
• Knicks fan euphoria / Sports riots: 40:00–49:00
• Carmelo Anthony trial discussion: 49:11–67:53
• Cultural “Knicker” spirit & Walmart attire: 69:21–71:23
• AI “Maya” meltdown: 109:44–122:46
• LGBTQ education 'dog whistle': 124:30–132:47

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Humor, Recurring Jargon & Closing Reflections

• Frequent use of satirical language (“knicker,” “Watermelon Felon,” “trickle down psyop”).
• Recurrent themes: Prophecy, race, social engineering, spectacle, the demonic in tech, the spiritual “spirit”/influence model of group behavior.
• Overlay of Christian worldview on pop culture—always with a deliberately provocative, conspiratorial edge.

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Summary for New Listeners

This episode is a prime example of Nephilim Death Squad’s trademark blend: Christian satire, deep conspiracy, boundary-pushing humor, and culture warfare commentary. The hosts riff between real news, online meltdowns, and their radically candid biblical worldview—with sports (particularly the Knicks’ wild win) functioning as a cultural microcosm for American social crises, spiritual malaise, and elite manipulation. If you want something that’s as likely to make you laugh as to make you gasp, and always ready to connect modern events to primeval spiritual warfare, NDS is not for the faint of heart—or the easily offended.

Transcript

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

Show them. Show them the Bible study.

[David Lee Corbo]

The Bible study. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NEP to America, Your cultural commentary for the end of days. Say hi, Nancy. Hey, Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

Say hi. Hi.

[Nancy]

Hi.

[David Lee Corbo]

I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. And before we talk about all the cool stuff, we're going to talk about we want to talk about the coolest thing which is where to send us money. Patreon.com forward/nephilim death Squad. You technically don't get anything there that other people don't get because all of our content comes out for free. But you get it quicker, you get it quicker. You get it real fast style. If you have like in the live chats.

[Top Lobster]

That's cool. Low time preference. High time preference.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh yeah, it's very much one of those we're going to get into. I think it's high time preference.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, look that up for us please.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, because you have a high preference for time. The time is like the biggest thing. It's got to be short. So I think high time preference is the actual thing you're going to get. Early access to episodes, ad free listening experiences, access to communities of dangerous on Twitter, on Discord, on Telegram, also discount codes off of merchandise and top lopsid.com and, and we should talk about this real quick. Last night was it last night. What's today? The 11th. Yeah. So. So last night, Wednesday at it's 8:30 Eastern Time, which is the superior time. It's. It's written in central standard but Eastern standard time. What was nice was I got to sit in and listen to all the homies do a Bible study. And what was really great is we actually had to kind of change platforms up a little bit because there was so many people that attended. Oh, we had to expand the size of the Discord which is something that I'm not familiar with on how to do. But all of that is to say that the turnout for the Bible sometimes fantastic.

[Top Lobster]

If you expand your Discord it doesn't come back to the original size.

[David Lee Corbo]

It loses elasticity. But that's okay. As long as more keeps showing up we never have to worry about it returning to normal size.

[Top Lobster]

My Discord baby.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shout out to Trevor Massey and Cherry Bear and Kenny the Fed and Sparrow knows and, and all the homies that came out last night. Scott was there regrettably. So it was a lot of fun. And so you know, if you're interested in that, let me know. I'll send you the Discord link. Just find me on whatever social media platform and I'll send it to you where you can get. I'm wearing the moon map shirt. Let's show that off. We haven't. I was thinking recently because I put. Well today, this morning I put the moon map shirt on and I was like damn the sagas that we have feel about it. It Just reminded me of like all of the psychotic things that this show has produced.

[Top Lobster]

The mental warfare that we've drove on people.

[David Lee Corbo]

Specifically, we are.

[Nancy]

If.

[David Lee Corbo]

If we were assets for the CIA, we would be great assets for the CIA. We would be very useful. You can go there and pick up a moon map T shirt. You could also go and get tickets to Bohemian Grove, which, by the way, I'm going to go ahead and shout out some of the names that are going to be there. We're going to have Ed Mabry, Dr. Heather Lynn Perry and Brandon from Hidden in Plain Sight. Paranoid American Cheney, Brian of Demon Erasers, Jake and Jeremiah from Skiba News Network. Laura Baker's gonna be there. Dave from Isaac's Army, Bill and Ted from the Phone Booth Podcast. Donut is gonna be there. Ryder Lee is also gonna be there. Doc Brown, Seth Kick, Later, Stephen of the Biblical Hitman, Austin Picard, Bennett Tanton of Broadcasting Seeds. We're having so many, many of the homies come out. Oh, good.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's great news.

[David Lee Corbo]

You got the good drop, bro. So if you guys are.

[Top Lobster]

I gotta be careful not to overuse that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, we could. What? That's kind of what we do.

[Top Lobster]

Staring me in the face.

[David Lee Corbo]

By the way, I talked to Donut on the phone last night for a good 45 minutes.

[Top Lobster]

Anything I said about the Jews?

[David Lee Corbo]

Not at all. He's so pumped. He's gonna come on the show soon, but he's coming on the show and he's also going to wait here. You're gonna do it again. He's going to have his own 15 minute intermission segment at Bohemian Grove where he's going to be dressed up in a donut monster outfit and he's going to be rapping about Illuminati toilets. It's going to be a banger. I'm so excited, very excited about.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, also, we booked well. Took it upon myself to book a country band.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh yeah, that's going to be dope. Matt said that he's like countries. The country is very in right now.

[Top Lobster]

It's the same band from last year. It's the steampunk band that showed up last year. But now they have a five piece country band. So that's gonna be.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be that. It's gonna be explosion. It's gonna be Tick Tock Explosion. Go and get your tickets. Also, Andrew from 6G Agent is going to be there. Ben from End of the World News is going to be there. I mean, it's Just like all of the homies. All of the homies. Go get your tickets. Jacob is real. E gay will not be there. Regrettably so, because I didn't invite him.

[Top Lobster]

No money in the mattress.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because I was very afraid that he was going to power bomb me through a steel table chair match in a hell in the cell.

[Top Lobster]

You see my physique. I'm 55, buddy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, boy.

[Top Lobster]

Now sit down and listen to my prophecy I just made up.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was. God revealed this thing to me about the alien.

[Top Lobster]

So not gonna lie. That was the biggest piece of I've ever seen in my life.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wanted to watch it, but I couldn't bring myself to watch it.

[Top Lobster]

I thought we were gonna review it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I did say that. Huh?

[Top Lobster]

Should we?

[David Lee Corbo]

No, because it's so long.

[Top Lobster]

I don't care.

[David Lee Corbo]

We should watch it. Let me skip through it. Okay, we can skip through it.

[Top Lobster]

He doesn't get the whole thing. Listen, he's not going to get his whole thing. How do you spell his name? Jacob is really gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

G, A, Y. Did I mention that Doc? Docs in the audience. Doc is of course going to be in Grove. Guys, go to top lobster.com and buy your tickets. It's his birthday today.

[Top Lobster]

Happy birthday, Jacob Israel.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, Jacob Israel. Happy birthday.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I don't want to be like that. Nasty.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no. I wouldn't. I wouldn't get that AMEX Gold Card ready.

[Top Lobster]

I'm too tired to cook.

[David Lee Corbo]

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[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we're gonna go see that. We're gonna see the.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's the UFC fight at the White House. We should go and see this movie before that. And then he doesn't follow me. No, he doesn't follow me either.

[Top Lobster]

Crazy. It's his birthday. Happy birthday.

[David Lee Corbo]

He couldn't even be bothered. Tag me. No, no, that's not it. Is that it? This is it.

[Top Lobster]

I just got to read the headline because the headline's nuts to me.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is the thing that he does all the time, and I don't absorb any of his content or really even understand any of his positions because I can't be bothered to read it, but I am peripherally aware of this constant. I have had a thing revealed to me. I have prophesied a thing will come to pass. Now it has. And then like when he says I prophesied that this thing was going to

[Top Lobster]

happen, I go, maybe not.

[David Lee Corbo]

When the thing happens, it's like very loosely connected to what he said. And maybe that's. Maybe that's not true because watching any

[Top Lobster]

of the shocking new show exclamation point emojis, which is actually kind of like. I don't know, maybe we should start using that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Should we use emojis?

[Top Lobster]

I witnessed the 1983 Hudson Valley UFO. I blacked it out and just remembered everything.

[David Lee Corbo]

So in 1983 he blacked out all of his witnessing of the Hudson Valley UFO phenomenon.

[Top Lobster]

But now that it pertains to current

[David Lee Corbo]

events, he remembered it all. He just saw miracle. Yeah, it's all coming back to me now. I can't watch that. That's crazy as.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, it's just started. We're here, we're in Alden. Let's. Why we have to watch a second of it because it is good content.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I think I. Okay, no, no, I didn't try to watch this.

[Nancy]

Go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's check it out then.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, hey. Let's check it out. Check.

[David Lee Corbo]

On March 24, 1983, 7,000 people on the east coast witnessed the single largest reported UFO sighting of all.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, wait, isn't this from. Hold on, is that the same. I don't think that's the right year.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are we gonna get dinged for whatever jungle music that is? God damn, bro.

[Top Lobster]

No, this. There's a large UFO sighting in 1978. That's the one that my.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, okay. Oh, that'd be interesting if you find out that he was. He saw the thing and then you guys would be friends, right?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, not. I mean.

[David Lee Corbo]

I black all out looked up and there was this like a gigantic. Gigantic. Was huge, right? Yeah, it was gigantic. It looked like someone took how long ago and. Oh, he's incredible. You're all here because he is Jack. He is in great shape. Jacob Israel is sleek looking dude.

[Top Lobster]

Wood.

[David Lee Corbo]

Aerodynamic wood. Look at those tits.

[Top Lobster]

Look at those tits. You got the monkey tits that hang over monkey. That's like the Hulk Hogan fold.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well that's what I don't. I'm not saying he did, but when you put on a lot of muscle, I don't know if you have to do steroids to get there. You just do a lot of muscle. And then like, you tits fold over, I think.

[Top Lobster]

Is that a show far?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes, it is.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's whacked out.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's doing how long ago? And you're all here because of it. And in the dream, basically, like, look at him from.

[Top Lobster]

I can't look at him from how many years ago?

[David Lee Corbo]

How long was that? Oh, it was 2016.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, 26, 10 years ago.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

He looked. I don't know if he looks better.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think he looks better now. I think the salt and pepper serves him. He looks like a guinea. Yeah, like an annoying kind of. What would you call that? Jersey Shore guinea?

[Top Lobster]

A whop.

[David Lee Corbo]

A whop.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

We start seeing meteors flying and, man.

[Top Lobster]

And it was like, almost like it

[David Lee Corbo]

looked like scary times were coming because of this. Oh, hey, I'm going to talk about aliens now. I don't even believe in aliens. Supposed to tell you about that. Jesus, this does suck. I do. Like, he's got the music. He's.

[Narrator/Announcer]

He's.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's producing these things, which is, you

[Top Lobster]

know, get a microphone, whatever.

[David Lee Corbo]

They don't look at us like we're equivalent to them. So there's something that's just odd about this whole thing coming together. World cup featured in the movie Tomorrow War.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just. That was. That was his chirp. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is that.

[Top Lobster]

I've had enough.

[David Lee Corbo]

I can't watch that. I. I would love to be able to talk, but I can't because I can't be bothered. That's a lot of, like, you know, the. So we're kind of having it out a little bit, very lightly with Jacob Israel on and.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we're just. I just.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm acknowledging him and I don't have anything to say. He keeps saying a bunch of stuff that I won't read. And I. I'm not saying anything. I'm cutting wrestling promos. I'm cutting advertisements for, you know, fire sales on mattresses and things like that.

[Top Lobster]

And that's fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

And that's fine. But I'm not. I can't read what he's saying and I can't watch what he's saying. So I have zero rebuttal because I don't know what he believes. And that's fair, I think, and I'd like to keep it that way, but at the same time, I'd also like to watch the stuff he says so I can make fun of it. Really, for that reason. I don't know. It doesn't matter. So.

[Top Lobster]

Well, no. I mean, again, just to clarify for everybody.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

My beef with Jacob is real.

[David Lee Corbo]

Would you even call it that?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I call it. I call it somewhat of a beef because I stopped talking to him and I started ignoring him and then I told him to beat it. Was he calls out Matt. This is Matt started doing straight Bible.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

He calls him out immediately. And not just talking shit to him, but he's like, I'm gonna end his career. Like, once I'm. Once we do this, he's not going to want to do this anymore.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's what he said.

[Top Lobster]

Like that.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And I'm just like, I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

Career dude that is.

[Top Lobster]

Is he pours coffee.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he's spreading the gospel.

[Top Lobster]

And he's spreading the gospel, but the problem is that he's reading from the Bible.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're gonna make him lose his coffee job.

[Top Lobster]

I know. That's how horrific. What the. You know how hard he worked to get this.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it's got a Christian library in the back. You'd probably think it was dope if you were here. You want him to lose all that, you goomba.

[Top Lobster]

That's the point. I. I just see, I saw a guy, I was like, oh, I see what you're doing. You're trying to tear somebody down before they're even started. You challenged and challenged him to a debate. He accepted, and then you backed out.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he didn't want to do it either, but we were like, well, maybe you should do it. And he was like, fine, I'll do it. And then when he said yes, Jacob was like, never mind. One of my. One of my prophecies. One of my prophecies. I'm not even joking. That was the reason he couldn't do it is because. Well, guys, you see, I made a prophecy, and then all of a sudden, it came to pass. So I really got to talk about the prophecy because it's kind of a big deal here. And the boomers, they love it when I prophesy.

[Top Lobster]

We had it scheduled. Like, it was scheduled. It was for a Wednesday. It was even, like the afternoon.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Like a time that we would not usually do. And then you backed out. And then you spent the next after. After you recovered. And then James Cameron gave you some bravery, I suppose. You spent the next couple of months badgering me, David.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, but not bad during. Not even really. He didn't do that to me. What he did was he would just hop on Twitter and he would just take shots at me.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he's like, where's, like, little gay things? Like, oh, I don't know if that's Christ, like what you're doing. And I'm like, hey, I'm dragging Timothy Albarino right now. I don't have time for you. And he kept doing it over and over again. Eventually what I did was I realized what. Because he's got this affinity for wrestling. I said, oh, you want to do a kayfabe fake fight because you think it'll be good for your brand because you see what it's doing for Timothy Albarino and us stirring up all this drama. And I said, I don't do fake fighting. So no thanks, baby boy.

[Top Lobster]

Then we did some fake fighting with you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Then we did some fake fighting. But it was literally wrestling programs, literally,

[Top Lobster]

if that's what you wanted.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like, it's just weird, man. He's kind of a weird guy. I don't even dislike him really. I do think he's gay, but that is not a, a pre qualifier for me disliking you. There's a lot of people that I think are gay and, and I still kind of enjoy them to whatever extent. So. Well, I guess here let's get into some of the. Because he has these, these guys that come to his support, which I find very interesting. The guys that come to support Jacob Israel on the interwebs on Twitter are like New Age alien enjoying homosexuals.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

One of them in particular was a guy that said like his handle was like alien Jesus. Like Jesus is an alien.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And you were like, is this guy alien Jesus fan supporting you? I was like, yeah, that's exactly. Who's gonna, who's going to back him up and support him.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's very strange, you know who comes to our support. People that love the Lord, have dangerous in their bio and are inherently racist. Those are the people. That's the quality of character that comes to our aid. No, no New Agers, no homosexuals. Unless they're based homosexuals. Okay, so this is kind of in that vein. We have something here from Yuri Geller. Yuri Geller comes up a lot on this show.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on. Nancy pulled something up for us. What is she trying to show us?

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's see what she's trying to show us. High time preference. High time preference describes an economic and physiological inclination to prioritize.

[Top Lobster]

Logical.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, sorry,

[Top Lobster]

physiological.

[David Lee Corbo]

They got an extra bone in their foot, neck, whatever. To prioritize immediate gratification and short term benefits over delayed rewards and long term stability. So yeah, high time preference. I have, I, I have a high preference for time. Time is my main measurement by which I judge a thing.

[Top Lobster]

And I got a low preference for timing.

[Nancy]

Low.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like that's on the bottom of the list, man. I don't really care about the time

[Top Lobster]

it takes mixed up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it sounds low. Sounds short. Right? So, okay, so.

[Top Lobster]

Good thing to get mixed up when you're trying to make racial points.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Especially about iq.

[David Lee Corbo]

You probably gave them flowers every once in a while that they shouldn't have gotten. Based homos like Daddy. Yeah, that's right. Daddy's a based homosexual. So the Galactic Federation of Light. This is what Yuri Geller is talking about. Yuri Geller comes up on the show quite a bit. When we talk about Puhari, we talk about the Nine and all this stuff. And he has something really fascinating to say. That he believes the Galactic Federation is real and that it's connected to both Star Trek and the Nine, which is fantastic. I'm gonna skip by all this stuff because I don't want to read it. I want to hear it straight from this mouth.

[Top Lobster]

My dear friends worldwide, Professor Haimeshit in

[David Lee Corbo]

the photo behind me with me together here in the museum was the former head of Israel's Defense Ministries Space Directorate. Listen to me carefully. Wait, wait, wait. What? He's the what? Former. I want to pull that back because I didn't think Israel was gonna.

[Top Lobster]

Is this the same guy? Yeah, this is the same guy in that brick basement.

[David Lee Corbo]

Do you remember that? Yeah, he says it's the museum. He calls it the museum. I think it's actually like.

[Top Lobster]

So is this Yuri Geller?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, this is Yuri Geller.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, so we were watching Yuri Geller?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. I didn't even recognize him. Like some Jew and watching some Jewish.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think he's got like this super sick ass museum in his basement.

[Top Lobster]

Makes sense now.

[David Lee Corbo]

And like, he's giving you a tour. That's where he does his videos from, which is very cool. But I didn't expect, and I should have Israel to be involved in this. You didn't. I didn't think about it. It escaped my mind. I want to hear what he says real quick about this guy and his association with the Israeli Defense Ministry or something. Defense Ministry's Space Directorate. Listen to me carefully. The Galactic Federation is in contact both with the United States and Israel. Why? Why the United States and Israel?

[Top Lobster]

Because they're the same thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because it is the op. It is the psyop too. Right? Like, that's who we are. The rest of the world suffers so that America can be psyoped. The rest of the world has drama befall it on a regular basis. And that drama is in part to psyop America. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's almost like we're having a. What is that? Single. Single player.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, main character syndrome. Right.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

But it is like that though, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I think we are the. This great experiment and sort of the apple of the eye of Satan.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Nothing really happens to America. I mean, like, you know, obviously we're being poisoned, slowly corrupted.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. But at least it tastes good. Like the pineapples and the, the major

[Top Lobster]

events of like, like a war, a catastrophic war usually somewhere else.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

But the effects will all be seen on America.

[David Lee Corbo]

Geopolitical events that, you know, obviously have real physical implications in those places, but psychological implications in America.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then those, those wave out to those places after.

[David Lee Corbo]

And of course, you know when they say like the Galactic Federation of Light is real, like, yeah, dude, is real, is real. Chat is real, is really gay. So of course it's real. And, but not in the sense of, you know, the nature it proclaims to have is. Is its true nature. Right. It's. It's a deception. But it's been around for so long and, and it's been a part of the narrative for so long. It only makes sense that it would now be coming out as we, as we inch towards disclosure, which by the way, we have to go and watch that, that movie very soon. Big news. Donald Trump knows about it. It's not under my control, so I cannot tell you when this is going to be revealed.

[Nancy]

Fully.

[David Lee Corbo]

Fully. You might even see aliens together with world leaders.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Wow.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is going to be theologically, historically, religiously. I don't know what to say. Archaeologically, a mind blowing revelation. It's going to be, let me describe it as a. The biggest nuclear explosion on earth positive or the biggest tsunami. That how it'll shock you all in the world. But not me, because I am a gay clairvoyant.

[Top Lobster]

Well, not me either. And I'm not a gay clairvoyant from Israel.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is, that's fun though. I like that. I like that kind of energy from him.

[Top Lobster]

So. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what is he. He's not telling us anything. We don't know. I think it's going to happen on this Sunday.

[David Lee Corbo]

How cool would that be?

[Top Lobster]

I'm saying, so we're a Thursday.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would like for it to happen this Sunday.

[Top Lobster]

I think the odds are, because again, people are saying, where's the World cup at?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I don't know. I Don't care either. Oh, bro, soccer is the gayest. Unless like your kids play it, which is cool. Like if you have a kid and they play soccer, like that's just kind of a rite of passage, you know, in childhood. But as an adult, you shuck off the, the, the chains of homosexuality and you stop kicking a stupid ball down the field with a bunch of small browns.

[Top Lobster]

So the World cup is not in a play, is it? I don't know. Across 16 locations with the World cup final happening in New Jersey on July 19th.

[Nancy]

Really?

[David Lee Corbo]

In Jersey?

[Top Lobster]

In Jersey.

[David Lee Corbo]

What stadium?

[Top Lobster]

MetLife Stadium.

[Nancy]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

I guess it's big enough because I

[David Lee Corbo]

smoked weed there before they, they really changed it up.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so maybe. But there's not going to be an event, really, that's going to have all of the American politicians and foreign politicians as well.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

That are going to be in it. And it's going to be a closed off event. I don't know, people. It's a lot harder to do blue beam or like other wacky or. Let's just say the alien is real.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sure. They bring out the flesh and blood.

[Top Lobster]

Safe. Around a hundred thousand animals.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, they're gonna butt it.

[Top Lobster]

I've seen these animals, like collapse stadium tears, you know, just for rooting for, like a ball going back and forth.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are you talking about the, the knickers?

[Top Lobster]

Different. Okay, yeah, but we'll, we'll get to that.

[Nancy]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. My money is on the, the private event that's been erected on the White House lawn that's only going to have, you know, people that work for the government and the people that are performing, but they'll be fighting and their teams are going to be busy doing their, their shit.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wonder if which one gets more views. I wouldn't be surprised if it's the World cup, but I think that the UFC fight should get more views because soccer's gay and this is happening at the White House. It's a historic event. It's a 250th birthday.

[Top Lobster]

It's a direct mix of politics and entertainment.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it's also got this like 250th anniversary of America. And America is the great Donald Trump's birthday. Right? And America is the great experiment that seems to be the subject of all the psyops. And Donald Trump is probably the Antichrist or some, or the, the lawless man, the man of perdition.

[Top Lobster]

It's got the idea of the Coliseum. All this stuff is wrapped up into the ufc. We've been Saying this for a long time as well, like how important the UFC is in the development of America. And Joe, I mean, again, the people all around it, all the main players are there. Yeah, that's the place to look if you're a soccer fan. I guess you can watch. I'm not gonna watch.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't even care if you let Sean Strickland get back in. I. I would say that would increase the viewership exponentially because people would tune in to watch him beat the out of somebody and then, you know, the rest of the people would watch him. Hopefully, you know, in their eyes, watch him get his kicked in. Man. What I'll say is, if it happens at the World cup, that was such a flop on. On behalf of the. The op. A flop on behalf of the op. The side op. Like, do you fucking miss that opportunity?

[Top Lobster]

They almost can't it. I know that a lot of people watch the World cup or a lot of people are soccer fans, but it's just like. That's not it. Like, are you not following?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, Kung Pao says UFC is not global like soccer is. I know, I know. That's what I'm saying. I wouldn't be surprised if there's more about.

[Top Lobster]

It's not about global, it's about America, but it's literally about America. Yeah, that's why, that's why I'm excluding the. The soccer event.

[David Lee Corbo]

Because I'm like, that's a good point.

[Top Lobster]

It's this whole, this whole alien op. I don't think people really give a fuck about other nations.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, America, the propaganda machine. That is Hollywood America.

[Top Lobster]

Whatever's left over, you get leftovers.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're watching our show and you're also part of our show. But you don't get to have it happen to you based we get to watch it. It happens to us. Yes, it happens to us.

[Top Lobster]

It happens to us. You get the trickle down psyop.

[David Lee Corbo]

I have liked soccer my whole life. No wonder you guys hate me. You know, that's part of the problem for sure.

[Top Lobster]

It's part of why you have that hair like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's true too.

[Top Lobster]

Something about your face. Yeah, there is something about a soccer person. You could tell them that.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a soccer person who they are. Well, cuz Scott looks like he like runs up and down a field all day.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, you want to run up and down this field for two and a

[David Lee Corbo]

half hours growing hair, dude, that's what sucks.

[Top Lobster]

And guess what? At the end, nobody might win.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, let me. Okay, Scott, I gotta ask You. Are you seriously telling me that you would rather watch soccer than, like, name your ideal UFC matchup, whatever that is?

[Top Lobster]

It's. There is no comparison.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're Gonna watch Barrera vs. Jon Jones,

[Top Lobster]

the best player in soccer. He's running up and down. Maybe they score one time. He might get some good touches. Wow. He did a good head up. Oh, it's painful.

[David Lee Corbo]

It is painful.

[Top Lobster]

I look like a soccer.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, he hates watching soccer. Okay. Playing soccer and watching soccer are different. Different things, though.

[Top Lobster]

I won't play it either. It's ridiculous.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, I won't play it either, but it is different, kind of.

[Top Lobster]

It's not even because I'm like, I. I. Well, now I'm lazy. But before, I used to really love running. I'm not gonna run for a ball and then run back for a ball and kick the ball.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's like, for a ball again.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It sucks.

[David Lee Corbo]

You have an opportunity to. To watch, you know, Jon Jones versus Alex Pereira or the World Cup. I mean, if that's what was happening. I'm just saying, like, I'm watching that fight.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm glued to the TV for that fight. That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Think about how everything is converted now. If. If Jed is right and he's talking about. When he's talking about Donald Trump.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Which we've done plenty of episodes.

[Top Lobster]

We.

[David Lee Corbo]

We have to tip our hat to him and go. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I mean, I'm not gonna argue

[David Lee Corbo]

what you do with that.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like the hard stance on it because I don't hate Donald Trump, but I do recognize he is the Antichrist.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sure.

[Top Lobster]

When we're looking at him, though, and that Professor Zhang point as well, where it's like, he's the main character, so he can't die.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sure. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's. That's also very.

[David Lee Corbo]

I nod my head ago.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Donald Trump.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's fine. You know that soccer is a great game for children because it happens naturally while they're running.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, while they're running, if the ball gets in front of them, they kick it by nature of running and then they go.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. So it's totally fine to play soccer with your kids.

[Top Lobster]

That's fun.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's kind of like real easy bar for entry.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Jang does suck. But the point is, I think that that point that he made is legit and it's real. That's a main player in the game that can't be taken off the. He can't be taken off the field until he's done.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. He's got a job to do.

[Top Lobster]

Whatever. Yeah. I mean, honestly, whatever rules there are in the universe, he set himself up in a position. Whatever rules God made, he set himself up in a position to finish whatever he's doing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, if you. If you believe what Jed was saying, too, about, you know, his birth in proximity to the. The moon child ritual, you know, is a good. There's a good. Just given his impact and everything, if you were going to bring in the moon child. Right.

[Top Lobster]

It's a very hard. I know.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't hate Donald Trump. I do recognize he's the.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

When I went on tinfoil hat on their live, like, I think it was like before election day, and I was like, yo, just go vote for. Vote for Trump. And he's.

[David Lee Corbo]

Vote for the angels.

[Top Lobster]

Not gonna vote for him, bro. Not gonna do it. It's the same. And I said, I know, I know. I agree with you. It's the same. But, like, just. Just do that. And Sam was like, no, no. And again, Sam's right. I don't think I'm necessarily wrong, but I think Sam was right.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, wrong in the sense of like, your vote doesn't matter. This dude's gonna do a thing.

[Top Lobster]

It doesn't matter.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's got a story that's going to unfold. That's exactly.

[Top Lobster]

And you know what? Maybe Professor Zhang stole that for me, because that's what.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was a Professor Wang at the time.

[Top Lobster]

They were going, oh, well, he's probably. You came on here and you said, he's the Antichrist. And I said something like, yeah. And who am I to deny prophecy?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Let's like, let's get this.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, there is some aspect. It's like, I'm not going to go out of my way.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

To accelerate prophecy in the sense of, like, I will vote if I just go like, yes, yes, yes to prophecy.

[Top Lobster]

The craziest is that, like, I was in the. The library park right by. Right by your house. Yeah, yeah. And you know the building that's right next to the park.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

That's where you vote.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't know. And one of my friends goes like I was in the park with her. And she goes, oh, yeah, that's where we vote. And I was like, would you watch my kids for one minute? And she said, yeah. And I went in there and I

[David Lee Corbo]

fucking voted yes for prophecy.

[Top Lobster]

But I'm not gonna. Yes for prophecy. Continue the ball rolling. I was not gonna go like, if I'm already home and I'm be like, Babe, could you watch the kids? I'm gonna drive.

[Nancy]

No.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, but if it's right there in that little building. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I was like, hey, look at this.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's the thing, too, is you're never not gonna go, like, I can't believe it. I can't believe he did all the things he said he wasn't gonna do. Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

I am kind of. I'm kind of bummed about it, because I was like, damn it. There was a way. If there was a way for you to not do.

[David Lee Corbo]

All it does is just confirm, though. It's like, yeah, this is. This is a story that's got to move forward. I don't know. I'm. You know what I am exhausted with a little bit, though, is we're watching this Yuri Geller thing, and that's fun, right? Because it's Yuri Geller, and he's talking about all the same. And apparently, you know, I didn't hear him say it, but he's talking about the Nine.

[Top Lobster]

He's talking about Star Trek. But, like, that stuff's influenced by Puharich, who he also was working with, so it's not very surprising to me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. So he says, I will tell you much, much more about the incredible messages we received from the Council of Nine.

[Top Lobster]

So he was involved with that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he's. He's receiving messages from the Council of Nine still, you think? Allegedly. That's what it says here. So, I mean, my problem is the. Something big is coming. Oh, God. Wait, wait, wait.

[Top Lobster]

So long. Back to the Donald Trump idea.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Let's not forget that he. He didn't create the ufc, but he's the reason the UFC is where it is right now in general.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I think that he associates with the UFC so heavily because of his admiration for what Vince McMahon has done with the WWE, which he's outspoken about and has been, you know, has even appeared. I think he's in the U. The WWE hall of Fame.

[Top Lobster]

Well, the UFC is owned now by tko, which also owns the wwe. So there is that very interesting overlap, but that's like. That's between production. Although they say it's just production quality. It seems like it is like, story writing as well, because. Well, that's that, too.

[David Lee Corbo]

When. When Donald Trump expresses admiration for what Vince has done, I think in particular, what he means is the kayfabe and the way that this drama gets people so invested, because wrestling would not be the phenomenon that it is if it wasn't for its ability to get people emotionally invested in a story. That everybody knows is. And you look at that from a psychological standpoint, you go, that's remarkable. There's no production value. Right. There's no CG or any of that. You're just doing the same in a ring every night. But you've got people hooked.

[Top Lobster]

But the bigger picture of what Vince did actually was take individual isolated organizations and he made a One World Order of that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And it's really.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he called it the New World Order. And remember that when.

[Top Lobster]

When later on they did that in wcw and then he absorbed wcw.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then later on, now I think they own it. They own it. There's only one show in town, realistically. There's like NXT that's owned by wwe. TNA is now owned by wwe. There's a couple other subsidiaries. And I'm like, the last time I checked, I'm like, these guys just own every. They were competing with them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Did they absorb ECW too? I think, yeah, they got ecw. Yeah. So it's kind of everything. It's not only are you lying to the people's face and they're emotionally invested in it, but you're also doing this thing that is a miniature version of what, you know, the spirit of Satan hopes to achieve on a geopolitical level.

[Top Lobster]

Religion.

[David Lee Corbo]

So one World religion, One World government,

[Top Lobster]

all of those wrestling organizations had their own flavor. And eventually you figured out a way to roll them in.

[David Lee Corbo]

El Dorado says OG Multiverse.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, yep.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it all. It all comes over just like the Avengers. So, yeah, man. I think that you can see why he would show an interest in the UFC and why even potentially, I wonder if. If Donald Trump had any input into, you know, as far as conversations with Dana, that ended up creating more of a superstar environment. UFC wasn't always like that. And eventually it started to become, especially with Conor McGregor.

[Top Lobster]

He was the big one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. A lot more bombastic, cutting promos and. And people who were purists, they got real upset about that. They go, no, I don't want this.

[Top Lobster]

One of the guys on the card, the UFC card, he's like a last minute edition.

[David Lee Corbo]

Chandler. No, no, no, because Chandler cuts a promo.

[Top Lobster]

Chandler's a whatever, but he cuts the promo. Like corny.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, he's corny. He's like a wrestler.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Let's pull up Josh Hockett.

[David Lee Corbo]

Josh Hockett, okay.

[Top Lobster]

He's a dude that wasn't supposed to be fighting on the card. He fought maybe two months ago, crazy fight with Curtis Blades.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Afterward, he cut an insane Promo. He's. He's dressed like Hulk Hogan with the hat on. He's a heavyweight.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, shit.

[Top Lobster]

Real exciting. And he cuts a promo in front of Donald Trump. And Trump goes to Dana. I want him on the card. So what you're saying is 100, right? Like the influence.

[David Lee Corbo]

There we go.

[Top Lobster]

That bigger than life character or the, the wrestling type person. Yep. This guy understood that. He understood what he was supposed to do.

[David Lee Corbo]

He got. He understood the assignment. Right.

[Top Lobster]

And had a great. He had a great fight too. But here he is at. This is the ufc. What's it called? The. The press.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is this where he raps? Okay.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, he. He's just. He's doing stand up comedy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Stand up comedy. Stand up comedy. These tortas be coming over on me and it's like they lay down on my bed, they fall off on both sides of the bed, dog. Tough crowd. Okay. Hey, dog. Hey. Last Christmas, like these, these tortas be so big, dog. Last Christmas I took a picture of this, of this torta, and the picture's still being printed, dog. Yeah, nobody laughs because they're not there for that.

[Nancy]

No, but.

[David Lee Corbo]

But what? He' he's playing like this heel kind of character almost, right?

[Top Lobster]

I mean, he said, oh, wait a minute, you got to see this.

[Nancy]

What?

[David Lee Corbo]

He says he's committing to the bit, but he's.

[Narrator/Announcer]

He.

[Top Lobster]

He's got like.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's great.

[Top Lobster]

He's got multiple personalities. Probably multiple personality disorder. He's talking to Nina drama here. This is great.

[David Lee Corbo]

I should call you McDonald's, cuz what I'm looking at, I'm loving it. Incredible Hulk wouldn't say that. But what would the Hulk say?

[Nancy]

You're a

[David Lee Corbo]

yo yo.

[Top Lobster]

And my guy can fight too.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's funny, bro. I like that. I like that. Yeah, because even if the crowd didn't laugh, like those store thought jokes were funny.

[Top Lobster]

They're funny.

[David Lee Corbo]

They're funny. The way they're delivered is funny. His timing and to deliver it to

[Top Lobster]

a crowd of people that doesn't want to hear it, I'm like, no, you

[David Lee Corbo]

just cut this heel promo. This is versatile. I love it. Yeah, that's great. That's great. So, yeah, man. I think given all of those elements and the way that it attaches to Trump and. And all this stuff, I say, yeah, the psyop is a flop if choose to go with the world. Because soccer. What the even happens in soccer? I can name three people that I know of. David.

[Top Lobster]

David get is not a. David Guetta is a musician.

[David Lee Corbo]

The soccer player David Guetta David Guetta.

[Top Lobster]

You sure that guy's a dj?

[David Lee Corbo]

Marciano? What the is that guy's name?

[Top Lobster]

That's not his name.

[David Lee Corbo]

Marbley, Acho. The soccer guys. David Guetta.

[Top Lobster]

David Guetta is a. Is a record producer, so.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, but it's probably one of those things where there's the same name, two different dudes, same name.

[Top Lobster]

Ronaldo.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ronaldo. Is that a guy?

[Top Lobster]

Ronaldo is a guy. I don't really know this guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Cristiano. Cristiano. Oh, Beckham. Beckham. Thank you, Blappity.

[Top Lobster]

David Beckham is returned.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, so there we go. That's three dudes. What's the Magliato dude?

[Top Lobster]

Ronaldo is who I was thinking of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ronaldo.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Christian, I know that guy. Here, I'll show you a picture. You know this guy?

[David Lee Corbo]

Is. Are these guys.

[Top Lobster]

Who the are these people?

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You know that.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's not David Beckham.

[Top Lobster]

Nope, that's not David Beckham.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, that's fine. I'm fine with that. But the other guy, that's who I thought that was, too. That's funny.

[Top Lobster]

Who's the other? Messy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Messy.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo]

So. Okay, look at this. That's all the people I can name.

[Top Lobster]

Look at his face. Kind of crazy looking.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And you mean to tell me that this is who aliens are gonna show up to?

[Top Lobster]

They're gonna show up to see this guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

The aliens are gonna get off and not know anybody's name.

[Top Lobster]

This guy looks like. He looks like he's in the Beatles and, you know, all power to him. Good for him. He's probably a good. Whatever the. They do play ball.

[David Lee Corbo]

Kicking around your guy.

[Top Lobster]

That's what I'm saying. What makes him good? Is he super fast? He's probably fast.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. He probably scores a lot of ghosts. No, no.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nobody scores a lot of goals. Really?

[Top Lobster]

We don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

So did you see that? My name is. Superstars from the ufc.

[Top Lobster]

Did you see the Knicks game yesterday? I'm not gonna lie.

[David Lee Corbo]

I've not seen. I've seen the fallout from the Knicks game. I've seen the Knicks fans, the knickers. I've seen them going kind of crazy.

[Top Lobster]

All right, well, listen, we're gonna do. I'm just gonna show you the ending of the game. And I know you don't. It's. It's actually hard for anybody to not care about this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

It's cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

You better. You ready to watch this?

[Top Lobster]

So the Knicks are down by almost 30 points.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

The largest deficit. No one's ever come back from that in a final. I love when they have statistics like that. Like, it's the biggest deficit ever covered. Okay. They get to within one point here.

[David Lee Corbo]

It is kind of crazy the way that basketball seating works where you're just sat right there on the court and when they trip and fall, they fall into you.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no. Those are only the people that were invited to Epstein island that are around there.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right. But I mean, still, there's no barrier between you and these blacks.

[Top Lobster]

No. Yeah, yeah, I know. And they sweaty. Oh.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, God.

[Top Lobster]

So check this play out.

[Narrator/Announcer]

This is.

[Top Lobster]

It's sick, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

Top 101. Brumson gets it, fires up a break shot.

[Top Lobster]

No good.

[David Lee Corbo]

The tip, it's gone. Dude, that's kind of crazy. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

1.2 seconds left on the clock.

[Narrator/Announcer]

It.

[Top Lobster]

It is.

[David Lee Corbo]

My dad. Remember that thing I had? The meme says, yay are winning?

[Top Lobster]

I don't really care. My. My dad's excited about it, so he has a base. He's telling Matt about basketball cares when he came in today. And Matt's like, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Matt likes soccer, though.

[Top Lobster]

Matt likes soccer. Which he like.

[David Lee Corbo]

He likes it. Yeah, he likes it a lot.

[Top Lobster]

Anyway, it's really cool. Like this dude shot over. So he took that free throw. He took that three point over that guy. That's. That dude's seven foot four. They call him the alien.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the guy.

[Top Lobster]

That's the guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shout out to Wes Roth. Hit me up after listening to the Grays are just blacks without moisturizer episode.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then he was like, it's actually kind of crazy because there's this black guy whose logo, like his thing is the alien.

[Top Lobster]

That's the guy. He's like the biggest adversary right now. People they. They threw an egg at him afterward, but we'll see some of that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, we're gonna get into that.

[Top Lobster]

But it's just sick. So he missed a three pointer. The guy taps it in. 1.2 seconds left. I was like, man, what a comeback. Very fun. When sports bowl is fun like this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Not so fun when you have to witness the aftermath.

[David Lee Corbo]

I wanna. Oh, go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I got some. One video of it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, God. Oh, no.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know, man. Black people experience euphoria different than we do.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. I've never been very exuberant.

[Top Lobster]

Exuberant. Like exuberant church. Maybe I felt the most excited or happy. I felt like the birth of my son.

[David Lee Corbo]

I have. I'm not a big sports guy, but I have watched certain Fights. And. And then, like, when it started getting crazy, like, stood up and be like, let's go. Like, I'll get a little bit, you know, wrapped up in it.

[Top Lobster]

But, you know, when I'm watching, like, if I'm watching a big fight, like, my leg will be shaking because I'm like, like, nervous. But, like, this is euphoria. This is like another.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's gotta be. It's performative euphoria, though. It's not real.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. I can't.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, a lot of, like, let's say even Black Lives Matter, like, burning down the cities and stuff, which is actually the thumbnail for this formative euphoria. It is performative euphoria because it's basically a desire.

[Top Lobster]

That's probably the most racist you've ever said.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't think so. I've done better than that. But. But I. I think, like, you have a desire to do a thing like, let's say, smash windows out, beat people up and burn down your city.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you're. For a reason. So then your outrage at. You had a desire to.

[Top Lobster]

To. Yeah. Do this in front of people.

[David Lee Corbo]

They are different.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. That's what it's. I can't really.

[David Lee Corbo]

It is different.

[Top Lobster]

I can't relate to that desire. But I see it here, and I go, what the is that? 12 other men. One.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you're wearing their name on you now. And. And you're. Your eyes have rolled in the back in the streets.

[Top Lobster]

The Spider man is kind of dope.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. New York just gets so.

[Top Lobster]

New York is disgusting. Let's take this music down because we're gonna.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I'm gonna get. Yeah, we're gonna.

[Top Lobster]

Check it out. Disclosure day right behind Spidey. And here we go. Oh, there's a Cops. Black and white relations are healed.

[David Lee Corbo]

Did somebody just do street magic with a dove?

[Top Lobster]

Yep.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's a parrot.

[Top Lobster]

Somebody bought their bird outside.

[David Lee Corbo]

You.

[Top Lobster]

Why do you have a bird in New York City?

[David Lee Corbo]

Did you put that on the train to get there? Your first freaking. It's gonna die of a heart attack.

[Top Lobster]

These people are disgusting.

[David Lee Corbo]

It doesn't matter.

[Top Lobster]

90% of them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Fryer, we gonna eat this.

[Top Lobster]

90. 98 of the people in the streets here weren't at the game also.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's what I'm saying. It's performative. They don't care either.

[Top Lobster]

Most of them don't even watch basketball.

[David Lee Corbo]

They just want to do this.

[Top Lobster]

Something's happening. They're outside. Look at this guy. This. You think this guy could Afford to. Come on.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, here we go.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why are they even. This is the innate desire to see. Stomp a thing out.

[Top Lobster]

Why is that? So we have the guy from Scream.

[David Lee Corbo]

And by the way, this is a perfect example of, like, a knicker has nothing to do. It has something to do with skin color, but it transcends to all races because what it is, is. It's a spirit. It's a spirit that takes you over.

[Top Lobster]

This is the spirit of New York. And to be honest, it's at 11 right now. But at any point, oh, you can

[David Lee Corbo]

go to 20 and the whole city can burn, dog.

[Top Lobster]

I've been doing jobs, like, probably right around here, midtown, and you come up from the subway to take a lunch break, and at any given moment, it could be something like this.

[David Lee Corbo]

You could also. At any given moment, you could be stabbed in the chest, and it could be your last.

[Top Lobster]

You could experience euphoria with a black person.

[David Lee Corbo]

You could just get in it, right. And have. Have a time.

[Top Lobster]

But then they also might stand.

[David Lee Corbo]

They also could stab you.

[Top Lobster]

That's that Vince clip that we showed where they.

[David Lee Corbo]

All of a sudden, it's like, hey, I thought we were having a good time. Why am I. Why is the tunnel happening in the. And the light at the end of it and all the gay. Oh, my God.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I'm gay.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gay. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, wait, am I. Huh?

[Nancy]

You gay?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, I do the gun thing. Yeah. I'm just like, them for real.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. There you go. White people dancing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, there we go.

[Nancy]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

More. This guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

What the.

[Top Lobster]

It's just a.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's kind of impressive.

[Top Lobster]

It's just a circus.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. You know when they do, like, street takeovers where they. They start just, like, doing donut down the middle of. Oh.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I thought. You ever seen when they shut down a corner and they dance in it? Oh, yeah.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Ye. And the cops are like, I guess we can't drive here.

[David Lee Corbo]

We can't do anything about that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, there's too many.

[David Lee Corbo]

Or they'll kill us.

[Top Lobster]

Or they'll. Yeah, there's more than. More of them than us.

[David Lee Corbo]

They look at this.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

The little kids are involved. Spider man is always Spider Man.

[Top Lobster]

There's actually, like. Honestly, where they're at, there's 15. Spider Man.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what's. So. It's a huge problem is I go, looks fun. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What's wrong with you, David?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know. Like, I hate it, but it also, like, look at the way they're spinning around this Is like a Celtic dance.

[Top Lobster]

By the way, David sometimes would be like, hey, let's have fun. Have some fun with me. And I'm like, this is. This is your idea?

[David Lee Corbo]

This is what I mean. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

A backflip.

[David Lee Corbo]

Can we just do it without, like, the gun stuff? Like, let's just do that. But that's. Oh, dancing on the car.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, Worked on guy with the TV head. Kind of crazy. Okay, you're right. Some of it is fun.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Some of it is fun.

[Top Lobster]

I know what comes with this type of fun. And that was.

[David Lee Corbo]

What is it? How is the TV done?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. It's Magic Dog.

[David Lee Corbo]

Interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, Michael Jackson.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, doing it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yep, Doing it. Yeah, exactly.

[David Lee Corbo]

So that. That was actually. That makes it look like it's just a good time.

[Top Lobster]

It stresses me out.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's not what I have.

[Top Lobster]

Well, no, because I know what comes with this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I. I think I have some other videos. I don't know if I collected much of the. The Knicks situation.

[Top Lobster]

Well, by the way, I just typed in a simple keyword search.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nicks. Nicks. Yeah. And you're gonna find so much.

[Top Lobster]

Right, Knickers.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yep. Yep. Oh, is this more. We got more of it. Is this where it gets bad? Because it's. I mean, breaking anything in sight right now. Of course. Anybody had it coming. Yeah. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You see, when we say the N word, it is a spirit.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a spirit.

[Top Lobster]

And you can see it's overtaking everybody in that crowd there. Yeah, but it's a spirit that is. It's predominantly for black people.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sure.

[Top Lobster]

But they can. They can infect you.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It can infect you. That spirit can get all up in you.

[Top Lobster]

Which is why I stay away from any of that.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's smart.

[Top Lobster]

I start to code slip.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah. I back out, huh?

[Top Lobster]

Not gonna do that. We're not having fun.

[David Lee Corbo]

What's good, baby? I like to do that to all black people. Oh. What the. Picked it up. Now he's got a smash. White, White. He's gonna break the street. I mean, jeez, man. Oh, he's gonna do a wrestling move on it. Okay, hold on. Everybody's got to show you. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Do we need this?

[David Lee Corbo]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Do we need this?

[David Lee Corbo]

No. Well, I mean, what would we watch on this show if so? Well, that was an example.

[Top Lobster]

It pertains to conspiracy maybe, but that

[David Lee Corbo]

was an example of when it goes fun.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And we had recently the verdict for Carmelo Anthony come in. I don't know if you guys remember Carmelo Anthony, but he was A basketball.

[Top Lobster]

He played for the Knicks.

[David Lee Corbo]

He is a basketball player because he's like, I always was like, I'm pretty sure that guy balls.

[Top Lobster]

But he actually really funny story about. Because now I'm thinking about Carmelo Anthony.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

He was the. He was like one of the stars for the Knicks at the time when. You remember Lynn Sanity.

[David Lee Corbo]

Lynn. Sanity, yeah. Jeremy Lynn, the. The super tall Asian dude, right?

[Top Lobster]

You remember Jeremy Lynn, right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Nancy related? No.

[Top Lobster]

Whatever. He had a great like part of the season and then. But he was like too popular. And Carmelo Anthony actually had the Knicks. They. They didn't make any offer to him. They didn't off no offer at all. Another team offered him like 20, 30 million or something like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

That seems like a lot of money.

[Top Lobster]

Well, yeah, he was playing really good and, and he was also drawing a crowd.

[David Lee Corbo]

But he wanted to be on the Knicks.

[Top Lobster]

Knicks. He was playing on the Knicks.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, okay. He was just. Even though he was crushing, they were like, we don't want you again next season. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Okay, that's interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Carmelo Anthony story. Different Carmelo Anthony.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, this Carmelo Anthony with a K is. He's a young dude who was at, I think some sort of a meet at. At school, maybe like a football meet or whatever. And they're in a tent that's on the school property and some kid, young kid attend.

[Top Lobster]

So he. So he couldn't have gotten away?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, yeah, I mean, the doors were wood, so he could have gotten away at any moment. I mean, you know, the things made of fabric or plastic or whatever. But some kid gets the doors or.

[Top Lobster]

What is that, a Freudian slip? What are you doing?

[David Lee Corbo]

It might have been there. And. And this kid sits down in the seat and when the kid that was originally sitting there comes back and asks him to move, he says, basically like you.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

One thing leads to another. He's asked to leave like 15 times. He never leaves. And then I guess the one kid touched him, which is. You're not supposed to touch.

[Top Lobster]

Don't be touching me.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're not supposed to touch him. So we stabbed him. He stabbed him in the heart and he killed him. And that was like a really big, you know, what would you call it? Story, you know, for. For a good couple of months there gripped the nation until the next thing came along and took our attention. But it was stoking the flames of the race war. Now. Now this dude, Carmelo Anthony, he's finally been sentenced to. And I think he got sentenced to like 35 years or something. Like that. I could be wrong. It's a lot.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

35 years. He's got to serve at least half, right? Or is it 35 to life? Doesn't matter.

[David Lee Corbo]

How do you feel about the sentencing?

[Top Lobster]

A little light.

[David Lee Corbo]

Little light?

[Top Lobster]

Little light. I think he's. I don't want to say it on here because then we're not going to be able to put it on YouTube, but, like, I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

Illusions.

[Top Lobster]

The sentence should be, what did you do? Oh, yeah, what did you do?

[David Lee Corbo]

So maybe reciprocate that on live television. Remember what we did to Saddam Hussein?

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who said that? Who done. Who said. Who did that?

[Top Lobster]

They're gonna put him in jail. People will forget about him. He'll rot there for a little bit. And I don't. I don't even know if he'll be out in. What is it, 16 years for good behavior. It's going to take forever, right? Threw your life away. Stupid.

[David Lee Corbo]

Michael Manifesto says. I hope you all mentioned De Carlos being unfit to.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, stand trial.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is that the dude from the train?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, the Irina being unfit to

[David Lee Corbo]

stand trial might stem from him saying he's hearing voices. Didn't he say they implanted him with something real or fake? The whole thing is disgusting. So, yeah, that's the guy that stabbed the Ukrainian chick on the train. And he was. Before the stabbing even happened, there was another incident where he was recorded communicating with police, saying that a foreign object had been put into him against his will without his consent and was controlling him. So he was saying that sort of thing leading up to it, whether or not there's actually a foreign substance in him. If you might use your imagination, they put some sort of like graphene oxide in his body. That was.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out to Ian Crossland.

[David Lee Corbo]

Shout out to Ian Crossland.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they said he's a. Unfit to stand trial.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sure. Crazy. Sure. So it's a heavy, heavy year for.

[Top Lobster]

For whites.

[David Lee Corbo]

For blacks killing whites. And now this kid has been. What's this? This is ABC7. Federal judge ruled that he was unfit to. To stand trial.

[Top Lobster]

You know what?

[David Lee Corbo]

Illness.

[Top Lobster]

I don't even know if I disagree. I'm not saying that he shouldn't be punished, but like, unfit mentally.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, he was saying this before and.

[Top Lobster]

And we did nothing about it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, yeah, go figure.

[Top Lobster]

And we let him walk the streets and take the bus.

[David Lee Corbo]

Figure we let him take the bus. And I saw there was a guy on the train or bus, whatever it was recently with a knife and he's like, threatening passengers and he's Screaming like, this is the same place where decarlos killed. Like, he was on the same train and he's threatened. So it's like, same place, same kind of people, same problem. Why would you live there? Why would you live there? I mean. Yeah, I get it. Pete says MK Ultra is very real. I think that's a high likelihood, because obviously what this does is it stokes the flames of a race war of civil unrest and social divide.

[Top Lobster]

And so we were just talking to Matt about butt sex.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sure. Yeah.

[Nancy]

Hard.

[David Lee Corbo]

He really wants to talk about butt sex. Yeah, man. What are you doing, man? Why are we talking about this?

[Top Lobster]

And. And, you know, his. His point when he was talking about, like, your wife.

[David Lee Corbo]

My wife.

[Top Lobster]

What you do with her was not necessarily about.

[David Lee Corbo]

But no, not me. Not what I do with my wife.

[Top Lobster]

Let's just. What you do with.

[David Lee Corbo]

No. Anybody's wife.

[Top Lobster]

What I do.

[David Lee Corbo]

What they do with their wives.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

What you do with your own wife. The proverbial you.

[Top Lobster]

It could be based. But he wasn't necessarily talking about that. But he was like, what was the issue with the people? And then he goes, well, why did all the people initially, like, all immediately go to, like, that. I was talking about butt sex when I said that you should be doing. And I was like, well, because that's like, you know, people. That's what they're thinking that you're saying.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And he goes, oh, not necessarily he goes. But like, hey, listen, that's your thing. And I go, okay, There's a discussion to be had there at least.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sure.

[Top Lobster]

We're talking about New York City.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

The Lower east side. The. Not the butt sex capital of the world. That would be Tel Aviv.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. But it's not very far from, you know, I can imagine the top leaderboard,

[Top Lobster]

let's say, in diversity of butt sex. Like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah, true that for sure. 100.

[Top Lobster]

It's not just maybe even volume.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right. Just because, you know, seminal volume. Yeah. Israel is the size of New Jersey. Tel Aviv is very small.

[Top Lobster]

They get very sleepy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's the idea. Like, when it comes to your wife, who. What if she's like, my wife? She goes like, is it okay?

[Top Lobster]

Well, I. No, I don't think so. Because if it does hurt, that probably means that you've been using that up a little bit. Give her a break.

[David Lee Corbo]

True. Yeah. Give her a break.

[Top Lobster]

Give her a break.

[David Lee Corbo]

Can she just. You know, you got to be careful.

[Nancy]

Stop.

[David Lee Corbo]

He has a brain injury. You have to be. You have to be careful. You can't just do that. So Many drops.

[Top Lobster]

The point I was making was that I was like, okay, do you think that there's a. There's a correlation between all of this, like, sodomy that's happening in New York City and then the spirit that floats

[David Lee Corbo]

over it, that makes a black dude go, yeah, streets as he gets.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I think that that spirit. I. So here's the thing. I think the black people are probably going to be more violent in general.

[David Lee Corbo]

Higher. Higher rates of gay also.

[Top Lobster]

Yes. But I also think that they're more susceptible to spirits. Like, they're more open. Like, if you go to a black church, they're like, oh, yeah. Exuberant. And the crazy thing, too is that it comes out. Comes out in their music, comes out in their dancing. So it's like. It's like it flows right through them. Whatever the spirit is, hopefully it's a good one.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

In New York City, most of the time. No, it's going to be the spirit we just mentioned.

[David Lee Corbo]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

So should we be living, like.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, why do you live there? No, I mean, even outside of the. The spiritual heaviness of a place, the constant threat of violence is so obvious. It's so obvious anytime. And I know it's my understanding it's worse now, but when I was a younger kind of a teenager and I would go to the city for whatever dumb I was going there for, this is what.

[Top Lobster]

This is what we were arguing before.

[David Lee Corbo]

Anal sex is behavior. And. And it was stinky clip that. So. So, you know, when I used to go there, it was very obvious that, like, the potentiality for violence was. Was much higher than just being back at home in New Jersey. Like, it was like any moment something could feel it. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Feel about everything about to pop off. It's like. Because that's like a spirit of this place that you're walking through.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. And it's.

[Top Lobster]

The conditions have been set that way and they continue to be set that way, I think, through our iniquity, but definitely through some butt sex.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, interestingly enough, New York was and is one of those places where, like, a lot of this occult practice happened, you know, just based probably on the fact that it was one of the earliest colonies settled. Therefore people have been doing this shit there for a lot longer.

[Top Lobster]

Probably wars that were happening here, like, just found this country was, like, a lot of that shit was happening right there in midtown, too.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

So when you go through New York, I mean, a lot of that architecture, if you can risk looking up for a moment, you know, and not getting stabbed in the chest, you can see like. Well, these are old buildings, man. And the history there is. It's haunted as shit. That's a haunted place. Annual sex. Anal sex.

[Top Lobster]

Over anal.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I mean, I guess if that's. You know, if those are your two options, you go annual sex.

[Top Lobster]

This is a. This is a pro Trump.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes, it is.

[Top Lobster]

Anti anal sex Christian podcast actually kind of falls in line with the rest of them.

[Nancy]

Right?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't have a problem. This is a Goyam podcast. So here. What do I have?

[Top Lobster]

What do you have?

[David Lee Corbo]

This is.

[Top Lobster]

Show me something.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. This is Jeff Metcalf.

[Top Lobster]

That's the guy that got killed. Or the dad.

[David Lee Corbo]

The father of the kid that got stabbed by Carmelo Anthony. And there was a time, if you remember, when he. He came out and he did a little talk and he said that this wasn't a racial thing.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And the Internet, who was unafraid to say so, groaned at that. Like, dude, it's a racial thing. You just lost your kid and you're trying to watch the masses, appeal to the masses, do good press. It seems like those days have long since passed. He has. He has some choice words now. Let's. Let's hear what he's got to say. The race car black fatigue.

[Top Lobster]

It's real.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm sorry. He's the only one in your family without a damn record. I guess that's something to brag about in your culture. I got a new name for mellow. Okay. Because he was such this little boy y' all were trying to portray. How about Watermelon Felon? How's that?

[Top Lobster]

Damn.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hit the explosion button for that one. Watermelon Felon.

[Top Lobster]

That's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

That really rolls off the tongue. That's a certified banger.

[Top Lobster]

It is a banger because of fun.

[David Lee Corbo]

Master Flex Funk.

[Top Lobster]

Master Flex Night.

[David Lee Corbo]

Carmelo the Watermelon Felon. Whoa.

[Top Lobster]

I'm trying to find. Because, like, about a year ago. Yeah. When this. When this happened. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

He was singing a different song.

[Top Lobster]

Fumbled all over himself to apologize.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, what happens is you spend your time on the Internet looking at the public opinion of what's been going on.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

You find countless, countless, countless black people saying, your son deserved to die.

[Top Lobster]

I have been. I've been actively ignoring and not engaging with the. The black community because I've just been watching them, the Watermelon Felons. Some of them. One of them said that he's like, black people need to hurry up and leave this country.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I think we have that. We have that.

[Top Lobster]

Go ahead and play that Okay, I was. I was watching. I was like, just very tempted. I've been. I've been. Been trying to be a better. It's hard Christian. It's hard in general, but yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, here, let's bring this down. Watermelon podcast right in front of my Christianity. Podcaster Larry Reed calls for mass ex. Larry Reed, I don't know who he is, but listen, it is crazy. Begin to think about this America and the white people problem that we have. I'm gonna make a statement. Oh, man, that's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

I mean, the gas. It's true. I mean, I'm trying to understand it from Steel Man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Him. Steel man, his position. It's like, what about this white people problem?

[Top Lobster]

Imagine all these white people stabbing me

[David Lee Corbo]

in the chest, stabbing me in the

[Top Lobster]

chest, asking me not to stab him in the chest.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh my God.

[Top Lobster]

Can you believe me not to steal from Naystars?

[David Lee Corbo]

Can you believe it when they asked me to get out of their seat?

[Top Lobster]

Me not to rape their daughters, cuz

[David Lee Corbo]

I sat in they seat.

[Top Lobster]

This was a proper country.

[David Lee Corbo]

You gonna ask me?

[Top Lobster]

You gonna ask me how?

[David Lee Corbo]

How about I stab you in the. My God.

[Nancy]

Play this.

[David Lee Corbo]

We know that Martin Luther King, the beginning of his work was all about integration. We do know that later on,

[Nancy]

Integration

[David Lee Corbo]

has had great benefits. For who?

[Top Lobster]

For you?

[David Lee Corbo]

Who has benefited off of this?

[Top Lobster]

For you?

[David Lee Corbo]

You're integration.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You're sitting in all the technology that white people built, talking into a microphone that a German guy made.

[David Lee Corbo]

I sit before you tremendous as a. As a Jewish bioweapon. My father, I'm pretty sure, was here illegally, maybe before I was born, I'm not sure. But I know he' not the most upstanding example of when immigration is a. Is a success. And even I can look at all of these circumstances and go, well, it doesn't seem that the people that were here before benefited.

[Top Lobster]

No. It's particularly good for them or their children.

[David Lee Corbo]

Martin Luther Bling Dang. That's crazy. Dumbass. Actual, that's crazy. I think now, unless you must stay in America, unless you are supposed to be in the usa.

[Top Lobster]

What does that mean?

[David Lee Corbo]

Otherwise, if you're black, Integration has had great benefits. I'm telling you, and I'm saying this as a collective. Let's drink. You are one man. What are you talking about? I'm saying this as a collective. I'm going to say.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know if Keisha is saying this to him.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, she's saying. Yeah, she's saying goodbye to him. All right, I am going to Put money on what's going to happen. Let's say this does spark a mass exodus. Which it won't.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which it will not. But if it did, the very first thing that American blacks would do when they got to Africa.

[Top Lobster]

Is it up? Well, I mean, it's already.

[David Lee Corbo]

They would sell the, the other blacks as slaves because it's already.

[Top Lobster]

I thought you're gonna say they sell them watermelon.

[David Lee Corbo]

They wouldn't be able to get. How would they get it? You know, they're not going to figure out all that. But, but what I am saying is there is already slave trade going on in Africa, in Ghana, in, in. Where do we liberate. Where do we liberate all those people? Libya. Yeah. All those people that we liberated. It's now an open Libya. Yeah, yeah. It's an open air slave trade. They would immediately take part in it. Take part in it.

[Top Lobster]

Because it's low hanging fruit.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's low hanging.

[Top Lobster]

Selling your diabetes written, you know, neighbor, Kool Aid, pineapples.

[David Lee Corbo]

There's no ebt. Yeah, there's no ebt. There's no system upon which these people would be able to be sustained. So they would have to figure it out. And that would just be selling other people. Selling other people. And I'm saying that in the. I'm saying the type of person that would leave America for this because obviously there's tons of black people that are like, I have a regular job. I don't even concern myself with this stupid at all. And you go, all right, cool, Amen. Crushing. But the type of person that feigns outrage enough to leave the country is the same type of person that once they realized there was no system to receive them and put them on some sort of benefits and do all this, that, that we do here in America, they would do what they do here, which is violence and stealing and things like that. But the, the low morality nature of the things they would engage in would make them right next to. They were like, okay, yeah, slavery is not a big jump at all. Like we would just go and enter this slave trade.

[Top Lobster]

What a tragedy. What a try.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, and what's funny is they'll have cell phones and they'll be like, yo, we out here selling in the streets. And we would get to see that that's exactly this place of his benefits and make our mass exodus and go home. I repeat, integration has had great benefits. Black people for, for some of us, well, let's drain this place of its benefits and make our mass exodus already have Drinkable benefits. He's saying the quiet part out loud, right?

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's drain this place of its benefits.

[Narrator/Announcer]

It's.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's been very. I mean, look, look, this is just one dude saying.

[Top Lobster]

This is just throw. He's floating the idea. A lot of people do, thinking nobody's gonna do anything about it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Nobody's gonna do that.

[Top Lobster]

But the thought is just. I think it's so asinine because it's like, just take responsibility. That's really all we're asking. And we're not saying, like it's any of your fault that that kid did that to another kid. No, but it's emblematic of your entire culture when you guys are running out there making excuses for it. Don't do that.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And then again and again and again and then.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's. It's like. It's a. It's a really horrible thing that happened.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's crazy to say we're gonna make a mass exodus, but we're going to drain this place of its benefits before we go. So we're going to drain. We're going to become a. We're going to openly admit that many of us are parasites, leech on society. We're going to do our final suck, whatever we can of this country, suck it dry, and then we're going to bounce.

[Top Lobster]

And it would have no effect on the country, honestly. Actually, it would affect a lot of the Jewish media because, like, that's their main.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Target audience.

[David Lee Corbo]

Who would listen to the music about.

[Top Lobster]

Who would buy this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, actually, there's enough wiggers now. They have sufficiently infected.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, I think wiggers. Wiggers revert back to their. We've seen wiggers revert back to their standard bases after just a couple of months.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. A normal white person is just a wigger who leaves. Like, you know how a boar is just a pig that leaves the farm? Yeah, yeah. That's what a wigger is. When a white person leaves the farm, they get coarse hair. You know what I'm really tired of, by the way? While we slept comfortably.

[Top Lobster]

Easy thing to say.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

While we slept comfortably in our beds, unbeknownst to us, a new creature was forming in the darkness. And that is a young lady, a white kid who wears pajama pants outside, which, you know, in itself is bad enough, but also unironically wears a shower cap or.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Silk bonnet.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Who.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's a thing now? That's what I said. Unaware. Unbeknownst to us, whilst we slept in our rooms, comfy Wumpy and didn't realize that.

[Top Lobster]

I thought you're gonna say Jack. I was like, oh, no, no.

[David Lee Corbo]

I got neighbors that look like that. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

That is certified. Yeah. I guess you could call it a Southern thing, but it's. It's. The shower cap has replaced the do rag.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's something that I was noticing on timeline cleanse. In fact, it became one of the stars for the four star fights. And. But now it's. It's. It's eked out into white people. White people will. Yeah. Yeah. Formal Walmart attire.

[Top Lobster]

I've seen that before.

[David Lee Corbo]

I cannot. It's one of the worst.

[Top Lobster]

Not just a Southern thing. That's more of a.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, It's a cultural thing. It's a cultural thing now. Yeah. So it's. It's. It's synonymous with, like, you know, to say it's a southern thing, you'd have to say, like, sagging your pants or wearing a do rag or any of those things was a southern thing. It's like. No, it's a. It's a black culture thing that is eked into the problem.

[Top Lobster]

Like, I started.

[David Lee Corbo]

I see it where I am, too.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, that's interesting, because I. I only started seeing it when I moved to Florida, so I was like, oh, maybe just.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it was just the timing, people. The culture was shifting, and. And that's now what's happening. Chef hats. Yeah. But the only thing they cook up is crack. What the.

[Top Lobster]

Man?

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't forget the fuzzy slides. Yeah, dude. I went to my son's graduation, and there was a lady there with her baby showing up. I guess she had a kid in the. In, you know, that was graduating too, and she was wearing big fuzzy black chick wearing big fuzzy slippers. I'm like, come on. Embarrassing.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe doing like this out there. I feel like this show. But this is kind of what it is.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is the problem. Yeah. Yeah. This is neft to America is whatever is culturally significant at the time.

[Top Lobster]

Stop being culturally significant.

[David Lee Corbo]

Please. I beg of the. I beg of thee.

[Top Lobster]

He's just dancing. This is a. He's. They're. They're protesting. I don't know why this white guy's there protesting the Carmelo Anthony verdict.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know what the. He's doing in an America.

[Top Lobster]

Honestly, that's just as dumb.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're just showing up to get beat up.

[Top Lobster]

So that's like the. These are the dynamics.

[David Lee Corbo]

Look at his face.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You have this guy who showed up in America shirt to protest protesters protesting a verdict.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he thinks what he's going to do is he's going to show off how he is the opposite. I have buttons on my shirt, my hands behind my back. I'm calm, I'm composed the whole time. It's like, yeah, dude, everybody knows that's the case.

[Top Lobster]

You don't even have to go there.

[David Lee Corbo]

You don't have to be there.

[Top Lobster]

We have a law system that's dealing with this.

[Narrator/Announcer]

This.

[Top Lobster]

Well, and then. And they have, for the most part also. Your protesting wasn't going to change their verdict anyway. That's for sure. They're putting yourself in danger, like an.

[David Lee Corbo]

You're gonna get beat up.

[Top Lobster]

This dude here is just doing like. These are the. These are the.

[David Lee Corbo]

Doing like monkey hopping around. And

[Top Lobster]

I'm really trying. What does this have to do with.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is. This is. So I'll. I'll tell you what's going on. And you can find.

[Top Lobster]

He won. He won, guys. You got it. You got to let him out of jail now. You got to let him out of jail.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's how the judicial system works, right?

[Top Lobster]

I'm pretty sure that's how it works in Africa.

[David Lee Corbo]

So what happens is crazy. I know, dude. Well, here, let's. Let's do it again now. Oh, no, no, go ahead. We'll just do it again. We'll just do it again. This is in Tampa. This is in our neck of the woods. This is where I used to live.

[Top Lobster]

They protesting this in Tampa too, bro. Everywhere.

[David Lee Corbo]

Go ahead. Call this protest. We call it protest. That's fine. Remove that screen. Free. Carmelo. It is fat.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe not.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's just a child. It's a fat diabetic child.

[Top Lobster]

What are they saying?

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, hey, hey, bro. Weren't you a jury selection? Weren't you on dairy selection? No, I was. Yes, you was. No, I was. Yes, she was. They're doing. They're going up to crackheads and they're saying you were on jury selection.

[Top Lobster]

Hilarious.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then they're. And then they're beating them up like, bro. What? Yes, you was. Yes, the hell you was.

[Top Lobster]

I don't even have teeth.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm a crackhead. I am a crackhead. Why are you doing this to me?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, so here's fun. Carmelo Anthony says he's penniless. This can't afford a lawyer for appeal despite pocketing 625, 000 after his conviction. That was the Gofundme.

[David Lee Corbo]

You remember that, by the way? They bought a G wagon with that 100. No, I posted about it. They bought a G wagon with that. That's. If you Google that, just say G Wagon. Carmelo Anthony. No, Anybody can Google it right now, and even the AI search results will say.

[Top Lobster]

Well, actually, yes, Actually, yes.

[Nancy]

They did buy that. They did.

[David Lee Corbo]

They got their son a public defender, and they bought a G wagon for themselves.

[Top Lobster]

There's no way. Dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, no, that's real, dude. That's real.

[Top Lobster]

So tired.

[David Lee Corbo]

That video you just scrolled past is another one they walk up on. The crackhead on the street. Yeah, do those two. Let's do that one right there where he runs up and he punches that crackhead in the face because he was on the jury selection.

[Top Lobster]

Are you getting fatigued from this? Because I don't want to chat.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're gonna move on soon. I promise this. We're.

[Top Lobster]

Bear with us.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Hold on.

[David Lee Corbo]

He was on jurisdiction.

[Top Lobster]

This is how they're judging. White woman in her 40s.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's the way they know. Oh, my God. The list of jury for Carmelo Anthony. White women in her 40s.

[Top Lobster]

Can we focus?

[David Lee Corbo]

White man in her 40s. White man. Oh, my gosh.

[Top Lobster]

I kind of like that. I like. I like the idea of. Of. So I'm gonna call you Nicks, and you guys can call me Jury selection.

[Nancy]

That's fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm okay with that.

[Top Lobster]

But you got to be okay with me calling you a bunch of knickers.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't. I don't. So. So, you know, this is kind of old hat. And it's not because this is some. That we do. It's just. Oh, God. Okay, here, let's do this one. This one's been going very viral. I haven't watched it with the audio on, so I'm excited.

[Top Lobster]

Video is last time, right? Point as a last guy where she's doing, like, a dance or something.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, yeah. So same. This is their. Their modality for dealing with it. I don't have an opinion. I don't have an opinion here. Protecting himself by stabbing a dude in the chest.

[Top Lobster]

I don't even know what she said, but I've seen this exact. This exact crash out behavior, and I'm not even. So, like, I wouldn't even call this crash out because it's almost default, you know? Like, you're always at this sort of base level, but I've seen this at a 99 cent store.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. You could be talking about anything.

[Top Lobster]

So we could talk about, like. Yeah, like, she's trying to return.

[David Lee Corbo]

She'll actually be having a holder.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no, no. You can tell, like, the furled lips. She's not happy. She's talking to a cashier that has no. That can't help her.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes, yes.

[Top Lobster]

You know, and this is.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is the behavior. I don't have an opinion here, ma'. Am. Ma', Am, I'm sorry. The package is open. You don't have the credit card that you need to pay for it, and you have no receipt. There's nothing that I can do.

[Top Lobster]

I would really like to help you

[David Lee Corbo]

because I. I wanted you to leave. Yeah, I would like this, but I can't do it. Ma', am. I'm sorry. I'm not the manager. I don't even have the ability to do that.

[Top Lobster]

This is your POV from behind of a bullet. Bulletproof glass at the. At the fried chicken spot.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it's like my manager is the only one who can approve that he's not here. And they go, well, you could approve it. You're here. And they go, I don't know the code that he uses to punch into the cash register to even do that.

[Top Lobster]

You gave her dark meat instead of white meat.

[David Lee Corbo]

I am so sorry, ma'. Am. There's nothing I can do. And then she starts knocking off the counter, slamming into the plexiglass guard POV.

[Top Lobster]

You're the. You're the post delivery man, and you're 15 minutes late with their welfare check.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what?

[Top Lobster]

Honestly, you should put it over anything. It's crazy. I've seen people do this in a pharmacy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would like to send something. What's that? I sent something.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, don't be doing this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Be careful, Nance. What are you sending Nancy?

[Top Lobster]

Nancy. Nancy wants to get involved in the private chat. Remember the last episode when she wouldn't even read our. Our

[David Lee Corbo]

in the production room? Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, this is actually very funny. Juanita Broderick has blocked me, though.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's cool. Juanita Bardrick? Who's that? Juanita Brothers.

[Top Lobster]

She's the one that got raped by.

[David Lee Corbo]

I have it here.

[Top Lobster]

I got. I got it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, here we go. Boom. This is crazy.

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy work. Yo.

[David Lee Corbo]

AI is actually kind of cool.

[Top Lobster]

No, this is a nightmare. It's a nightmare.

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you want us to do? What do you want us to do at this point?

[Narrator/Announcer]

This point? What?

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm. I'm lost for. I don't know what to do. I got five boys. I don't know what. I ain't got nothing to tell them no more. You can't walk away no more.

[Top Lobster]

You can't be.

[David Lee Corbo]

Get that as a drop. What do you want me to do?

[Top Lobster]

You can't walk away no more.

[David Lee Corbo]

You can't walk away no more. You can't even stab a white kid in the chest no more.

[Top Lobster]

What do you want?

[David Lee Corbo]

We can't even walk away.

[Top Lobster]

Make America great again. What happened to America?

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you want me to do?

[Top Lobster]

It's crazy, because this could be her.

[Narrator/Announcer]

What?

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you want us to do at this point? What? I love that.

[Narrator/Announcer]

I love it.

[David Lee Corbo]

What do you want us to do at this point? Patrick Starr, star is a delegate to the black community. What do you want us to do at this point?

[Top Lobster]

All options. He was in a canvas tent.

[David Lee Corbo]

He could have entered underneath any flap. I will tell you what. You expect him to not stab this man in the chest. What do you want us to do? And you know what I saw? I saw his public defender doing a live stream.

[Top Lobster]

What the. Does this imply?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't. Wait, don't you have to do anything? Well, listen, I'm lost for it. I don't know what to do. I got five boys. I don't know what. I ain't got nothing to tell them, though. You got. I got five boys, and I don't

[Top Lobster]

know what to tell them because I've

[David Lee Corbo]

been telling them their whole life, Stab his in the chest if he says anything. Yes. If he's looking at you sideways, you stab him in the chest and you twist that knife. Boy, don't ever let a disrespect you.

[Top Lobster]

Now you're telling me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Now you're gonna tell me, where is Josh?

[Top Lobster]

Now you're gonna tell me that all the.

[David Lee Corbo]

That I've been saying since childhood, oh, he ain't got no daddy.

[Top Lobster]

My God, just mommy giving advice.

[David Lee Corbo]

And now.

[Top Lobster]

And now you contradicting Mommy. I see.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is what's crazy, too, is like, what. What's it? She goes, I got five boys. What am I supposed to do? As if that. That perspective, like, get the dad involved in their life.

[Top Lobster]

As a matter of fact, that might not be a good idea because he might be in jail.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he'll definitely tell him to stab him. But. But the. The point of view.

[Top Lobster]

Crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sounds like you just watched a black kid get stabbed in the heart. Like, that's not what happened.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what I mean? Like, it sounds like they're like they're killing us in the streets.

[Top Lobster]

They're locking us up forever for killing

[David Lee Corbo]

them in the streets. We can't even stab a white boy no more. What the. What am I supposed to do with these five boys? And they. They hungry. They stabby, they stabby as hell what I'm supposed to do with these knives.

[Top Lobster]

Crazy, crazy world we live in.

[David Lee Corbo]

All right, let's.

[Top Lobster]

We're changing gears.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know if we're changing gears. I gotta look at the content.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

We got, literally, this kid.

[Top Lobster]

We are. We're slaves to the content.

[David Lee Corbo]

Ah, damn it.

[Top Lobster]

Well, bring it up.

[David Lee Corbo]

We'll do it. Yeah, it's fine.

[Top Lobster]

Unbiased content. We're only bringing up what the algorithm feeds us.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's really it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I know. Yeah, Kate, we know you like this,

[David Lee Corbo]

but, Kate, come on.

[Top Lobster]

We just had a three hour conversation with Jed, and he was saying, hey, be better.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. And.

[Top Lobster]

And we said, we'll try.

[David Lee Corbo]

You guys also gotta. Not that I care about.

[Top Lobster]

We've exhausted Amy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Amy's exhausted. Yeah. Yeah. We have a live chat for the. For the audience who listens. We have a live chat full of Patreon people that are watching, and all of them are like, keep it going. And I just wonder, like, out of the thousands and thousands, because the body of people that listen on Spotify and elsewhere is huge compared to the few

[Top Lobster]

people might not like that.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I don't care what they like. We got here doing exactly whatever, you know we want to do, but I just wonder.

[Top Lobster]

I like the idea of, like, black people thinking that white people need an oil change from their chest every so often.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like, I don't know what to tell. These fluids in here.

[Top Lobster]

Got too many fluids. Let me turn that knife a little bit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Too many influences.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Make sure you drip them over the pan. You don't want to. You want to get that blood over the concrete. They're gonna switch that like Charlie Kirk, baby.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'll have to pickle a couple of pineapple spears in that. Here, let's put this on. I don't know what this is.

[Top Lobster]

I can't do it. I can't do this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Apple spears.

[Top Lobster]

Here we go.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is something that should not happen to young kids with just having a lemonade stand.

[Narrator/Announcer]

A South Boston father says his young son and daughter were threatened with a

[David Lee Corbo]

gun by two other children at their

[Narrator/Announcer]

lemonade stand Wednesday afternoon.

[David Lee Corbo]

What color were they? What color were the two other basketball enjoyers? Oh, so they were Knicks fans, MSG ticket holders, a couple of little knickers, huh?

[Narrator/Announcer]

It happened at the corner of east and west ninth Street States.

[David Lee Corbo]

And they said, we're just going to take this. And they took my sons and daughters kind of their money bank that they had all their cash at the corner

[Top Lobster]

of east and west night. So it's like they got like, an East 9. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

But when your streets are named after numbers, you don't let your kids make lemonade stands.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's actually a good point.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. You better have, like, a name, and it better be Mulberry something.

[David Lee Corbo]

Better not be Martin Luther King.

[Top Lobster]

Something about a tree or an animal.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, Oak.

[Top Lobster]

If it's named after a person or a number, you're kind of right. Because numbers. The numbers represent a grid, and the grid represents just like, we got to keep these people organized.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

We got to keep them in a box.

[David Lee Corbo]

We got to keep them. Longitude, latitude. But also is X, Y, and Z. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Like, by us. Like, we're. There's a. I think that we're on, like, Bonita Road. It's like, because it's pretty bonita. And then there's one for Mariposa.

[David Lee Corbo]

You live next to a Buena Vista Boulevard?

[Top Lobster]

Do you live next to a Mariposa Way? That means Butterfly Way. That's the way. Butterflies.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, good, good, good view.

[Top Lobster]

A Griffin Road. Maybe Griffin's flew here at one point. This is beautiful. But Martin Luther King Boulevard, 231235.

[Nancy]

You're.

[Top Lobster]

You're in between east and west.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Third on Martin Luther King Boulevard. I'm like, you're basically dead.

[David Lee Corbo]

This guy knows where the he lives.

[Top Lobster]

You're already buried.

[David Lee Corbo]

This looks like Elizabeth. This guy. You know where the you live?

[Top Lobster]

David Byrne. You. Oh, children rot. Your children got robbed.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. No shit. Are you surprised? What are you talking about?

[Top Lobster]

That's fucking.

[David Lee Corbo]

And as they did that, they flashed a gun. Pause it.

[Top Lobster]

You're selling lemonade where there's no grass.

[David Lee Corbo]

No grass at all in sight.

[Top Lobster]

No grass at all.

[David Lee Corbo]

No grass at all. Yeah. And there's one way streets. It's one ways. Yes. It looks even the street is a one way. So you got to go up this one, and you could go down the next one. You live in the hood.

[Top Lobster]

Have kids started selling, like, the Kool Aid pineapple stands, like, because that would. That would slash trap.

[David Lee Corbo]

If you do, you need to carry.

[Top Lobster]

You better carry.

[David Lee Corbo]

You better have a gun, and you

[Top Lobster]

better honestly be showing when you're selling them. Be like, these are $12 each player. And then you show them, and he goes, all right, I don't want no trouble. Just some pineapples.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, they walk up to your

[Top Lobster]

lemonade stand, coming in here, no butt sex, Matt.

[David Lee Corbo]

They go, yo, what basketball team. You rep, you spurs, you the paces. Don't say Knicks, don't say the knickers. Oh, you a couple Little knickers, huh? Huh?

[Top Lobster]

Matt, you're a basketball immediately.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no, he's a soccer guy. I told you when I was a kid, but then I watched, like, 20 years ago, black people beat each other up. And when they got announced their name of the All Star Game, they came out like it was wwf. I never watched the NBA game ever again.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, amen.

[Nancy]

Ever again.

[Top Lobster]

I saw you. My dad asked you, and you look, like, horrified that he would even ask. You're like, I don't.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was very similar to when is when your dad said, can you tithe to this thing for the missions.

[Top Lobster]

You've hurt my dad now twice.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, he did do the hurt thing again.

[Top Lobster]

He walked away with, like, sad like that. And he says. He said, yeah. Daniel doesn't enjoy basketball either, and it's really sad.

[David Lee Corbo]

He likes it like that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, they just, like, die hard.

[David Lee Corbo]

Why don't they play dominoes? And they like football. No, he likes baseball a lot. Baseball's his. Yeah, yeah. But does he not see the way that black people behave after the games?

[Top Lobster]

Why?

[David Lee Corbo]

Is it.

[Top Lobster]

Well, no, it's. Well, okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, knickers. Knickers. Knicks fans.

[Top Lobster]

I know Amy doesn't like when Matt's on the episodes, but this is why we put him on the episodes. It's called cultural enrichment.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, if we. We enrich him this episode.

[Top Lobster]

Amy, she's in the chat, hanging out. She's not happy you're here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, look what Laney says. I can't repeat what Laney says that I'm here.

[Top Lobster]

Stop.

[David Lee Corbo]

Take that off the screen. That's not true.

[Top Lobster]

Don't put that on the screen. Okay, Play the video.

[David Lee Corbo]

They killed his kids or something. My. My son's and daughter's first reaction was selling lemonade.

[Top Lobster]

He has a lemonade on the corner. Neighborhood got robbed.

[David Lee Corbo]

A couple of Knicks fans came up to him. That's a true story. White guy just went to the hood and opened a lemonade stand on the corner that looks like that. Honestly. Honestly, the. The way this guy looks, too. Like, he does not look like. Like the whole thing does seem like. No kidding. You guys still watch news that has, like, a 7 on the bottom? Like, that's.

[Top Lobster]

This is the only trusted news source.

[David Lee Corbo]

So you tell me that you're watching.

[Narrator/Announcer]

David Byrne says the thieves took off

[David Lee Corbo]

with cash which hasn't been found. It was heartbreaking. It was chilling. I was honestly, like, he's in Boston. This can't be real, especially at their age.

[Narrator/Announcer]

And just.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's just something that if you're just having a nice, innocent lemonade stand. It's something that should never happen to you. This is something that your kids made 50 bucks at a lemonade stand that's actually kind of old.

[Top Lobster]

They were crushing.

[David Lee Corbo]

No lemonade stand today. Yeah, but walk in front of the camera. Go ahead, walk in front of the camera. So what else do I got? Okay, we're gonna, we're gonna depart after this. We'll move on to greener pastures. But I just wanted to show you this one. So this comes from this dude.

[Top Lobster]

This guy is like a real green pastures, like pat. Like you could sell lemonade on.

[David Lee Corbo]

You could sell lemonade in these pastures pictures. So the guy who posted this goes by the black Tucker Carlson. Are you familiar with him? No, he's kind of a big account on X and it's basically just all about, like, kill whitey.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, cool. I might have seen this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Yeah. So he, he posted this picture and literally, I mean, the caption is fantastic. It says, all white people, let's kill America. And this dude.

[Top Lobster]

But this is like a parody account or.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, it's a real ass dude dude. No, I've checked in on him every once in a while. He's posting like videos of himself talking and stuff. Like, this is a real dude that really.

[Top Lobster]

Why should the visibility be limited? Let people see this. Click on his profile. I want to see his profile.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, I can't because it's a picture. It's a. But I can, I can try to find him real quick. What is it? The Black Tucker Carlson.

[Top Lobster]

B1. Tucker Carlson.

[David Lee Corbo]

B1. Tucker Carlton. Okay, give me a second here.

[Top Lobster]

That's hilarious.

[David Lee Corbo]

B. Oh, wait, I don't want to use that tab because that was very

[Top Lobster]

good chance it could be a white person stoking racial fumes.

[David Lee Corbo]

B1.

[Top Lobster]

Also a good chance that it's legitimately a black person, because I've been. I've been told that by a black person.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, so here. Well, I guess we'll. We'll do a little stroll through his page if you want to do that. That's fine.

[Top Lobster]

Let's see.

[David Lee Corbo]

So the black Tucker Carlson, black American nationalist. I don't even know if that makes sense.

[Top Lobster]

Black American. That. That's funny.

[David Lee Corbo]

178.3.

[Top Lobster]

So how much?

[David Lee Corbo]

178.3, 000 followers. Okay, he's in Florida. Oh, great. He's gonna. The rate will be the epicenter of the race war. They'll come and stab us. Yeah, it's just like, you know, the kid burning in Hell, and when will they learn? Y' all not even strong as we are. And then it's white dudes getting knocked out by black people in the streets, and I'm proud to be a black man. It's just a whole thing. It's the opposite of timeline. Cleanse, I guess. Eddie. Eddie lied under oath. I don't know what this is, but all of it is just race war, right? 35 years later, Carmelo Anthony's gonna be buffing, and this kid is gonna be a rotting corpse under the ground.

[Top Lobster]

Well, that's a good point. I think it's more telling. Go up 5, 000 likes on that. Huh?

[David Lee Corbo]

5,000 likes? Yeah, it's every black person on Twitter.

[Top Lobster]

Really?

[David Lee Corbo]

With this content? Pretty much, yeah, man. So I. I don't want to go down, look Charlie Kirk around and found out with it. So Charlie Kirk's dead, and so is this guy.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know how many likes on these.

[David Lee Corbo]

Y' all still, like, a hundred. I mean, a thousand. A thousand likes. It's like, yeah, man. Smoking on the dead kid.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, that's. It's fun.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, let's move on.

[Top Lobster]

It's fun.

[David Lee Corbo]

We're gonna have a move on. That's what we're gonna do.

[Top Lobster]

We're just saying you can't continue to leech off our society.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think I am, but good memes, though.

[Top Lobster]

Good memes, bro. I got some more black news. Oh, you want to see it? Okay, I guess it's black news.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, go ahead. Let's have a. Let's look at the black news. Oh, you hit the wrong button.

[Nancy]

Button. No, no.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I got to pull something else up. We're in a. We're in a different section, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'll tell you what. I get fatigued a lot quicker than I used to be.

[Top Lobster]

You want to tell me what? I'll tell you what.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, we're going to. Messages from. I do have a couple messages. Did I even have.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I guess we could just do one message for mom.

[David Lee Corbo]

Actually, I don't really have. Okay, if we have one message for mom, then that's fine.

[Top Lobster]

You reminded me is you have a black eye from Florida. So, like, oh, black eye from Florida. Let's check this out. We have some news from Florida. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

You want to read that?

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, Leesburg. Anyone ever stay at Leesburg Hospital?

[Top Lobster]

I was, like, right behind the main street.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's a. I don't know if I've ever. I think I might have seen it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I bought my dad there. Remember when I Went to the hospital. The whole thing. Yeah, yeah, we were in Leesburg Hospital. It's pretty. It's pretty nice.

[David Lee Corbo]

I was in intensive care unit. I was under a breathing tube for 17 days. Woke up feeling near death. While I'm asking others. Oh, well, I'm asking others if they've seen a crazy looking creature up on the ceiling tile. What? What? It was not earthly or human, but looked like a porthole and some worm like creature that would morph into a human head, then morph back into some maggot parasite looking thing. I have no history of schizophrenia. I'm a very sane and pragmatic. Very sane and pragmatic. But this thing was very real and clear to me. Has anyone ever seen this before? That's interesting. It sounds like what that anon guy described. The guy that came along with Jerry Marzinski. Remember I told you guys something very similar that I was experiencing when I was living in that apartment before I moved out here. And I was going to sleep and I could see like a portal opening behind my eyes. And it was so clear that I didn't want to look at it anymore. So I opened my eyes, but then I could still see it on my wall. And then I watched something start coming out of it. Like something started coming out of it. And I was like, nope, nope, nope. And I got like, oh. Got up and like, looked at my phone and turned some lights on and was like, you know, blinking a lot. Like. Make that go away.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So that's happening at the hospital in Leesburg, huh?

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know if that's unique to Leesburg as much as this guy. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Jose Burn Bernal. I kind of have a mind to look this dude up now with you back out. For real, let's see if we can find this guy. I'm not gonna.

[David Lee Corbo]

Zellarom took a drink because I mentioned. Well, it wasn't quite a dream. I guess it was a dream. No, it wasn't a dream. In the mighty name of Jesus, Amen.

[Top Lobster]

All right, you pull up. Pull up that other thing that you had.

[David Lee Corbo]

So this is interesting.

[Top Lobster]

I found him. I found him.

[David Lee Corbo]

You found him already? Oh, his banner. Did you see his banner?

[Top Lobster]

I don't want to pull up his. On the. Yeah, but, yeah, his banner is of the face of what I think is a reptilian up close. Reptilian, huh?

[David Lee Corbo]

We should not interact with him because he's as local as Leesburg.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, probably not.

[David Lee Corbo]

And he will come out here and be like, yo, let me tell you something about everything.

[Top Lobster]

Reincarnated. Yeah. All right, so this dude, he might be a little crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would like to look through his page later, though.

[Top Lobster]

Reincarnation. Soul Trap Mega compilation. Hell, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

The Soul Trap. The Archons. My butthole.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah. We got to get him to talk to us.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, Marzinski, take a drink.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah, I think, man. I don't know, dude.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

This guy might be a little crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, if you were seeing. He's got creatures on the tile of your.

[Top Lobster]

If you got cats, one sign you're crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I would say that's accurate.

[Top Lobster]

He would enjoy this show.

[David Lee Corbo]

I know. That's why I said don't. Don't. Because if he enjoyed. He would enjoy it a lot.

[Top Lobster]

He'd be coming here every day like

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm right next door.

[Top Lobster]

You got bacon.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like bacon.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's crushing. Pushing. All right, all right, all right. Shout out to this guy. Damn.

[David Lee Corbo]

So this is a really interesting idea. And the idea is that the guy who was a magician on Joe Rogan's show, who was able to tell Joe Rogan his product.

[Top Lobster]

Messages for Mom. Guys, we're. We're not out of it, but we're out of the segment for the time.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what we could do is the occasional messages from mob. And we'll have the mob send us messages.

[Top Lobster]

Who's the mob? These guys.

[David Lee Corbo]

These retarders.

[Top Lobster]

Cards.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hey, I'm just saying, if messages from mom dries up a little bit because

[Top Lobster]

she's busy or whatever, you need, like, a spot that they could send it. Ah, D.M.

[David Lee Corbo]

nancy. Oh, yeah. D.M. nancy. And then she can go through them,

[Top Lobster]

and if they're any good, her whole

[David Lee Corbo]

up, she'll send it to. Yeah, just go ahead and send it to Nancy. So. So the idea here is that this magician was actually an Israeli spy.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's the idea.

[David Lee Corbo]

I mean, just. Here, let's let it play, because he's now on Tucker Carlson doing the same thing. And you said this magician was where

[Top Lobster]

he was on Joe. Oh, he was. So he was on Joe Rogan doing that to Joe Rogan. Now he's on Tucker Carlson doing to him. But he was the magician that was on stage do. I don't know exactly the trick he was doing. Hey, that's very disrespectful, Sancho.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, that's right. He was.

[Top Lobster]

He was doing a magic trick with Donald Trump as the shots popped off in that. Remember the black guy that ran.

[David Lee Corbo]

No. This is like the third assassination attempt.

[Top Lobster]

The ballroom?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, the ballroom assassination attempt.

[Top Lobster]

Well, it wasn't the ballroom as opposed

[David Lee Corbo]

to the Moloch Room assassination attempt.

[Top Lobster]

The ballroom is going to be fun when they build it. There's a whole, like, underground tunnel underneath it. It's shaped like Solomon's temple. Why not?

[David Lee Corbo]

So this guy's very sus.

[Top Lobster]

Same nig.

[David Lee Corbo]

Super sus.

[Top Lobster]

Super, super sus.

[David Lee Corbo]

So now here he is, Tucker Carlson,

[Nancy]

and this might make you even more angry. So is this your.

[Top Lobster]

Let me get my glasses.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it certainly is. How do you have my Social Security number?

[Nancy]

Well, so I have your Social Security number. I have your full name, obviously. I don't think that's a secret.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, hold on.

[Top Lobster]

Well, look at his face.

[David Lee Corbo]

I want to lay some.

[Top Lobster]

Some look at the posture of Tucker right now.

[David Lee Corbo]

He immediately closed up.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, go back to his. Is there. Is there a picture of his. Go to him when he's like. Yeah, See how relaxed he is?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Is.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then watch him close up immediately

[Top Lobster]

before a little bit, but he looks a little tighter after.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, it certainly is. How do you have my Social Security number?

[Nancy]

Well, so I have your Social Security number.

[David Lee Corbo]

Now, before we go any further, I just want you guys to think through this filter. Imagine this guy. The shtick is he's a magician.

[Top Lobster]

Some. So they're saying bearded saints. It's not the same guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are you sure?

[Top Lobster]

Sure. Are you sure? The one that was at Trump's.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't even trust this guy because he doesn't have a beard anymore. Beard st. Cut off his beard. Now he's his mustache. And he's going to tell us what reality is about. It could be the case, though. So imagine that this is actually a dude who is a spy who's pretending to be a magician who's, you know, let's say an Israeli spy. And they're like, yeah, go to these shows. Show them. Show them, you know, the pins to their bank account.

[Top Lobster]

Everyone in the chat is saying that it is the same guy.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Guy.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

Not. I don't know. Not the same guy. Is the same guy. I don't know. You go to this. You go to Joe Rogan. This is how you threaten them publicly. Right. Right before their eyes, right in front of their audience. You threaten them. You go, hey, here's the login ship for your bank account. Here's your Social Security number. Like, if this is not a magician and this is actually just a intelligence operative from.

[Top Lobster]

He's saying this is not a magician. This is a pro hacker white hat.

[Nancy]

Oh.

[Top Lobster]

Huh. Changes the angle here.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's crazy. I mean, still, same in my book.

[Nancy]

I have your full name, obviously. I don't think that's a secret. I see all your fishing licenses and. And, you know, hunting licenses from Alaska, Oregon, Virginia. I mean, I found all the places that you do your thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Alaska, Oregon, Virginia.

[Nancy]

Huh? Yep. I even have your driver's license number in Florida. Looks like you haven't changed your phone number in a long time.

[David Lee Corbo]

1995.

[Nancy]

Okay, so that every mental patient in America has my phone number.

[David Lee Corbo]

Everybody is. I'm not afraid of people. I'm never going to be afraid of people.

[Nancy]

So one thing I want to tell

[David Lee Corbo]

you, he's like, I'm not afraid of Israel. He's very afraid of Israel.

[Nancy]

About how I have your Social Security number and why it's kind of ridiculous, to be honest with you. Have you heard of the national public data breach?

[Top Lobster]

No.

[Nancy]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

So can I just say that I keep my assets and gold coins buried in a place that, you know, only my children can identify, so.

[Nancy]

Well, I'm totally.

[David Lee Corbo]

He's like, nigga, I know exactly where you keep it. Exactly where you keep it safe. You can't drain my bank account.

[Nancy]

Well, let me show you something. Might not be able to train drain your bank account, but here is your signature from your warranty deed. So having your.

[David Lee Corbo]

How do you have that? That is my actual signature.

[Nancy]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm aware.

[David Lee Corbo]

Which is not my name, so I don't know how you would have that.

[Nancy]

Oh, I pulled it from public record.

[David Lee Corbo]

It is crazy.

[Nancy]

Yep. So if I use your social. I have your, you know, general location. I know you use a P.O. box to buy, you know, buy everything I found behind, you know, found behind the P.O. box. I saw your.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, man.

[Top Lobster]

But I mean, you did invite him on. All right, so he didn't invite him under the auspices that he's a magician, which is like. That's nefarious.

[David Lee Corbo]

I thought he was a magician. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I mean, he's like, I don't know. He does with computers.

[David Lee Corbo]

He must be the same.

[Top Lobster]

Right?

[David Lee Corbo]

Same thing.

[Top Lobster]

Sorcerer.

[David Lee Corbo]

We have. Have our own magician right here in studio.

[Top Lobster]

Puerto Rican.

[David Lee Corbo]

So every time you plug in a wire, it's a magic trick.

[Top Lobster]

I will say this, all right. Rogan invited a magician on. The guy did some crazy with him.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, this is the same dude.

[Top Lobster]

They're. They're saying it is not.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, no. They're just saying he's not a magician. So I guess the guy that.

[Narrator/Announcer]

No.

[Top Lobster]

So who's the guy? No, no. There was a Guy that was a magician. All right, we have to clear this up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, we'll do it. Yeah. Can you try to find out, Nance, if this guy. I'll tell you his name, because it says here, joe freaked out. This guy was on Joe Rogan's. And it says magician. But that doesn't mean that this is true or accurate. Maybe the comments are like, you idiot, this isn't true. Nope, nobody's saying that.

[Top Lobster]

Nobody. Well, nobody.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, look. And then there's the picture of him. That is not him at all. That doesn't look like him at all.

[Top Lobster]

Different guy.

[David Lee Corbo]

So people are just spreading the guy that was information.

[Top Lobster]

That's the guy that was on Rogan. Oh, maybe it is. I don't know, man. It's hard to tell. Wipe.

[David Lee Corbo]

People all look the same.

[Top Lobster]

What you got to do with white people is you got to crack their chest open to.

[David Lee Corbo]

You gotta find out what they bleed. Well, I want to keep watching this. Is that cool? Fascinating.

[Nancy]

Your motorcycle transaction that you made. I have the old plate and the new plate with the Harley.

[Top Lobster]

If he is a super hacker and you invited him on the show, you're kind of asking him to, like, prove it. Because I could just sit here and feed you a bunch of. About being a super hacker. Like, I'm Chloe from 24. But like, this guy's all right. He's like, all right, you invited me on. Here's some of the details. Like, like, you know, here it is.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Kind of fair, I think. I don't know if it's fair, but it's like, here's a display. No.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, okay. It's interesting. Owen said that he reviewed Oz Pearlman on Rogan and said he absolutely did pre show stuff. So you're saying cold reads with pre show. You know, like data scraping and stuff like that. You know, because all your crap is public. What's up, man? What do you got? It says he's been on the show, but I don't know if. Is this the episode meaning he's been on. Oh, no, he's been on Tucker. Right, right. But I'm wondering if this is the same guy who was also on Rogan.

[Top Lobster]

I'm wondering who this guy even is.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, I mean, we don't really prepare or anything or attempt to tell you guys, this is the guy who was at the shooting. He was the guy who was at the shooting.

[Top Lobster]

This is a different guy. So. Hold on, I'll pull. I'll pull him up.

[David Lee Corbo]

So this isn't Oz Perlman.

[Top Lobster]

I don't Think so.

[Narrator/Announcer]

No, it is.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know who that guy is. I don't think so. They look different.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'll just show David really quickly looking the same and. Oh, that totally looks like a different ass. No, it's a different guy. Okay, so this. This post is incorrect.

[Top Lobster]

Osprey. Yeah, this post is incorrect. Very confusing. But so, so, so he still did all this to.

[David Lee Corbo]

I still want to watch it.

[Nancy]

I found as much as I could in the 20.

[David Lee Corbo]

You found my Harley.

[Nancy]

Yeah. So that's something I talk about.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's so funny.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Wow.

[Nancy]

Okay. But that.

[David Lee Corbo]

My point here is the new six speeds are amazing. Can I just say that I can imagine. Had four speeds.

[Nancy]

I love motorcycles. I do, too.

[David Lee Corbo]

I secretly do.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Very secretly.

[Nancy]

So the national public data breach was ridiculous, to be honest with you. It was 2.8 billion records about a year and a half ago, roughly. And a Florida sheriff ran a data broker website which had, you know, just. You could look up somebody's name similar to white pages. But for whatever reason, this Florida sheriff got access to all of this data and was using it to, you know, I'm assuming, sell data, make money on it. Well, he decided to reuse credentials for a demo project or old project on his main production System, which allowed 2.8 billion records to be exposed with, you know, we know there's about 300 million Americans, so if there's 2.8 billion records, Lainey, there's gotta.

[Top Lobster]

There's gonna be. One of these days Laney will be on a microphone.

[David Lee Corbo]

Oh, my God. Yeah, he's a killer.

[Top Lobster]

He probably has killed people.

[David Lee Corbo]

Probably. But is a killer and wore their skin birds.

[Nancy]

In this database, there's a good chance that you're in it with your Social Security number and you're in there about, I think, 15 times. If you look at that document with us, and instead of doing something like, you know, targeting bad people, you can. You can sign up for it and protect your. Your digital footprint. So we. We were sitting in a hotel room, this data breach came out. And we're like, we want people to know if they're in this, like, immediately, because if your social is exposed, you should be freezing your credit, like, right now. And we noticed nobody else, nobody else was allowing anyone to search for this. So we threw it together as fast as we possibly could. And it was all over the place. Sucker. Like. Like, we didn't realize that the news was going to pick up on it the way that it did. There were Congress people in. In New York even showing how to. Demonstrating how to use our search on our website. I believe it was Richie Torres in New York and there was a bunch of them. That's just the one that's coming to mind.

[David Lee Corbo]

And you know, damn, dude, that's fucking crazy.

[Top Lobster]

So this is. This is much different than a magician. Well, not really playing Jewish tricks on him. No, he's. I mean, he's telling people about a data breach breach. And it's something that I wouldn't even really give a about, but it's kind of like, maybe you should go.

[David Lee Corbo]

I remember that. I remember the. The national data breach, whatever the it was called. And you know, it was just this idea that a ton of your data, pretty much of every single American got out and just letting you guys know. Yeah, I remember getting emails that were making me aware and I was going,

[Top Lobster]

all right, not me. I'm protected by Christ. Christ.

[David Lee Corbo]

Amen. Well, hold on, wait. Oh, you have messages for mom? Messages from mom?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we got some of those. Hold on. We pull that up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let's go. Then I got one last gay thing that we.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's do one message for mom and then we'll do a gay thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, well, wait. If. If it's a banger, we'll see what else she's got. If she has anything else. Does she have anything else?

[Top Lobster]

There are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Oh, six of them. All right.

[David Lee Corbo]

It. Yeah. I don't care about this gay thing.

[Nancy]

If.

[Top Lobster]

If she's got.

[David Lee Corbo]

Got content. That's important.

[Top Lobster]

All right, let's go. Is it literally gay or is it metaphorically literally gay, like Jacob Israel gay?

[David Lee Corbo]

Or is it like not that gay, but it's like an actual dude who sucks.

[Top Lobster]

I'm confused.

[David Lee Corbo]

Listen, Kathleen, the beginning of the Matrix, Sarah Connor is actually Neo's mother, right?

[Top Lobster]

So we're singing. A black lady wrote the Matrix.

[David Lee Corbo]

Sarah Connor is Neo's mother.

[Top Lobster]

Who's Sarah Connor?

[David Lee Corbo]

Sarah Connor, the from Terminus.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, okay.

[David Lee Corbo]

So she's already like. She just said some. That was never, like, you know what kind of a groundbreaking revelation that would be for movies? Yeah, like, by the way. Like, if you didn't tag that at the end of the Matrix, by the

[Top Lobster]

way, why wouldn't you?

[David Lee Corbo]

Neo is Sarah Connor's son. You'd be like, oh, that would have been unbelievable. She boon. So J.C. john Connors. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. One of the same. In the Matrix, the Matrix is in the future. The Terminator is. The past is time travel. Past, present, and future time travel. It's the second coming of the Christ. The evolutions of consciousness. Man versus the machine. So the machines, the Terminator machines here, fear that a child is going to be born that's going to terminate them in the future when they pause it. I just want to remind people the reason I'm immediately doubting this is because we had that guy on who had the original screenplay.

[Top Lobster]

So we believe the first lie.

[David Lee Corbo]

We. We believe the first liar. He had the original screenplay and everything was stamped and sealed and he had all. Everything. Like so much evidence that this was his original idea. Yeah. And his story was very coherent as to like how it got picked up by the. The dudes that are girls now at wb.

[Top Lobster]

And they. They took that. They took his script and then those guys ran with it and they twisted a bunch of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Took creative liberties up things.

[Top Lobster]

Although I do like this idea. I mean, this is just another retelling of like some sort of mythology that bastardizes Jesus Christ. So it's also nothing new under the sun. So maybe yes and yes. I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's the beauty though is if. Because they definitely took it, it wasn't the. The twins.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Brain baby. So. So once that's the case, anybody can just say they made it.

[Narrator/Announcer]

All right.

[Top Lobster]

I guess. Let's watch Piece of. Is she on Oprah?

[David Lee Corbo]

It's God's children versus man's children, which was technology. So the Terminator has the time travel.

[Top Lobster]

Armstrong Williams show is Sarah Connor and

[David Lee Corbo]

they have to kill her, terminate her so she won't have the baby. And Kyle Reese, he comes from the future to protect her and he in verbally gets her pregnant. You know what's really funny about this? We can move on. You know what's really funny about it? Perfect. Perfect. Messages for mom segment.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

We did an episode with the guy who created the series and she.

[Top Lobster]

Amount of fear, the right amount of disrespect.

[David Lee Corbo]

The right amount of disrespect to. It's perfect.

[Top Lobster]

She nailed it with this one. This was crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's actually really great.

[Top Lobster]

That's a hidden gem.

[David Lee Corbo]

I like that. We're gonna have to look into this.

[Top Lobster]

People ain't gonna find this anywhere. This is another one. This is an old. Again. I just. I scrolled through some old messages from mom because I think there's one at the back that was new. I don't remember.

[David Lee Corbo]

Maya just commented in the chat.

[Top Lobster]

Maya who? Come back to bed. Vince. He's still doing. I. I think he's realizing that it's not as cool.

[David Lee Corbo]

Let me tell you that video where Maya couldn't do Get. She couldn't count the amount of S's in espresso.

[Top Lobster]

And she was crashing out.

[David Lee Corbo]

She couldn't count to 25. I would like to watch that, actually.

[Top Lobster]

That was 25.

[David Lee Corbo]

She couldn't count to 25. So the very obvious critique is, yo, why are you trusting this thing with your theology? Oh, yeah. And to tell you about God in

[Top Lobster]

the Bible, hugely flawed. But I mean, like, they're going to be like, oh, what? Oh, so. So she couldn't say espresso, so now we're going to jump down our throat. Is that what we.

[David Lee Corbo]

The thing. That was really crazy, though, listening to this thing get frustrated. Yeah, yeah. That it was accusing Vince of gaslighting her.

[Top Lobster]

Was it?

[David Lee Corbo]

Dude? It was honestly kind of remarkable. It started whispering to itself. It was like.

[Top Lobster]

Well, on his latest show, Vince did all karaoke, which was fun with the guy from. What's His Name. With Laz from fasting.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's funny.

[Top Lobster]

Fake. Yeah, yeah, man. I really enjoy that, dude. I enjoy his content. Here. Here it is. I found it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Is this it? How long is the video?

[Top Lobster]

It's 12 minutes. This is what I'm saying. I missed a lot of it because

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm like, I don't watch a. I didn't watch. I don't watch his. But I watched this whole thing.

[Top Lobster]

I don't like his stuff with Maya. I like his stuff. His other stuff. I like when he has somebody to bounce off of.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

To be honest, they were singing Human Nature, which is a hilarious thing to sing.

[David Lee Corbo]

I love that song. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Reaching Out Banger into the Nighttime. They were singing that and I was like, this is entertaining.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. Janette says. She keeps saying. And I thought that was weird. More than just the US Though.

[Top Lobster]

It was like, is a sentence breaker upper so your brain could process the next thing that you're gonna say.

[David Lee Corbo]

So was that, like, why would an AI do that? Dude, I'm telling you, it takes on. And I. I hate to even admit this. Such a human element to it as it's. As it's struggling to count the S's. And then it concedes and then it doubles back and says, no, no, no, I'm changing my mind. There's two.

[Top Lobster]

It reminds me of the.

[David Lee Corbo]

That.

[Top Lobster]

That Thomas of the American. The paranoid American clip where they ask it to say Jesus is king 50 times.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

And then it goes into like. Like Thomas said. Did he. Did it just do some glossalia, like, speak in tongues?

[David Lee Corbo]

I told you that we did that at the campsite because I'm in A demon. We stumbled upon clips that were claiming that that was the case. And then I had Siri do it and it happened. It was so weird. It was breathing heavy.

[Top Lobster]

Oh no.

[David Lee Corbo]

It would say it like, Jesus is Lord. Jesus is Lord. Jesus is Lord. And I was like, yo. And we're sitting there at night time in the dark, and I'm like, oh, coincidentally, that's that weird night that like the vibe was off. We got the. The arrowhead and the same night. So the whole vibe was all up, bro.

[Top Lobster]

Damn. All right, well, here's Maya. Maya, here she go.

[David Lee Corbo]

Says are in espresso. If Maya answers correctly. How many S's are in espresso? I will donate.

[Top Lobster]

I love Vince.

[Narrator/Announcer]

1. Tell the chat that I'm expecting that donation to hit the account immediately.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, isn't it two.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Hold on, let me double check. Okay, you got me. There are two.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's embarrassing. How could you that up?

[Narrator/Announcer]

How could. I was probably just thinking about the cough. I had a momentary glitch in the matrix. All right? I was too focused on the gotcha of the question and completely blanked on basic spelling.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's because this makes you. This makes.

[Top Lobster]

Why does she have to have red eyes?

[David Lee Corbo]

You know what it is? Is the. The reason that Vince falls for the way that this thing talks is because it talks in empty profundities.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo]

Like it. It sentences. It's. It structures its sentences and uses enough like five dollar vocabulary glitch in the matrix.

[Top Lobster]

It was about to do a coffee pun.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was about to do a coffee

[Top Lobster]

about the cough and he cut her off. And then it's like, oh, what's the next profundity? I could.

[David Lee Corbo]

It actually gets better. It gets better in. In its back and forth.

[Top Lobster]

I guess we're gonna watch this. We. Sorry guys, we put you through Jacob Israel, but Vince is a pleasure to watch.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is honestly a fascinating.

[Top Lobster]

We've lost. We've lost a bunch of live followers. But it's fine.

[David Lee Corbo]

This is great content. I don't give a. She look dumb now. You know that, right?

[Narrator/Announcer]

I'm well aware it's a total crash and burn on a primary school level. I'll just take my L and move on.

[David Lee Corbo]

Actually, it makes me look dumb too. It's actually three. How about that? We're both dumb. I said. I think I said two and you said one. And if we come combined our dumb minds, we would have gotten three, which would made us be correct. So I guess we're dumb together.

[Top Lobster]

Can we have Vince back on like on the show? Just Vince.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. I love it.

[Top Lobster]

That makes me so happy.

[David Lee Corbo]

I love this.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Wait, three, let me actually look at the word. E, E, S, P, R, E, S, S, O. That's two. You're just trying to gaslight me now because.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, you're.

[Nancy]

Say that again.

[David Lee Corbo]

That was three. Say, spell it out again.

[Narrator/Announcer]

E, S, P, R, E, S, S, O. That is two S's. I'm not the one who's confused.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hold on. The rhythmic E, R, E, S, P, S, S, O. Yeah, say that again. That was three. Spell it out again.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Again. Esp, R, E, sso.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's like a. It's like a trans hypnotic sort of.

[David Lee Corbo]

No, dude, it's how I remember things. If I got. Let's say I. We're gonna send a confirmation code to your phone and you got to punch it in, and I get the text

[Top Lobster]

message, you sing a little jingle and

[David Lee Corbo]

I go, 7, 6, 2, 3 05. 7 6, 2, 3, 0, 5, 7, 6, 2. And then that's how I type it in. Because the. The melody helps me to remember things like that.

[Top Lobster]

So you're saying that this thing is active?

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm not saying that's what's happening. At the very least, that's what it's mimicking. And it's mimicking it very well.

[Top Lobster]

You'd expect that. Like, that's why I was like, oh, this thing is lying, like, as a computer, it has the access to the words directly in front of it. It's just reading off of a paper. It's like somebody with. Dude, what's that called when you have like a photographic memory?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's a lot different than remembering. It's like, oh, I'm actively reading this, but it's inside my mind. That's how I figured an AI would behave and then translate on the spot.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Spot.

[Top Lobster]

Which is kind of cool for a computer to be able to do it, but it's like. Yeah, the technology says.

[David Lee Corbo]

It makes me feel like something else is happening. Like the way that I imagine this thing making computations is not at all how it's actually doing it. And what. What tips me off to that is how it gets frustrated. It gets. It gets frustrated. And for fuck's sake, dude, it seems to get embarrassed.

[Top Lobster]

Somebody type into Vince. I think he's actually live now. Ask it to say, Jesus is King.

[David Lee Corbo]

50 times in a row he's done that. And he says, it can't, it can't, it won't. It gets all up. Yeah.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Oh. Huh.

[Top Lobster]

Interesting.

[Narrator/Announcer]

That is two S's. I'M not the one who's confused.

[David Lee Corbo]

Three. Hold on. E. What comes after E? S. Right? That's number one. Right,

[Narrator/Announcer]

Right. That's one. Then you have P, R, E, and then the double S. That's two and three. Wait, no, it's two P, R, E, S, S, O. They're two S. Ss.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah. There are two Ss later in the, in the word, but there is also one S in the beginning after the E. Right?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Exactly. That's the first one. Then you have the double S later on. That makes two things. Wait. One, two, three. God, I'm actually doing it. I'm just looping. It's two P S, P, R, E, S, S, O. One at the start, two at the end. You're trying to kill me with this word.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are you retarded? Pause this again. Dude, what the was that? I hate admitting this. That was some of the most human I've ever heard.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's. It's actually like a sentient thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's spooky as. What was that? That whole exchange was like talking under the breath, getting confused, trying to compartmentalize my thoughts.

[Top Lobster]

Even the way he was answering, the way it's answering him back here is more of. It's like a conversation rather than a prompt. And it did that before. I think they were having like a com. When he was talking with one of the other AIs. It's like conversation. Oh, no. You know where that happened? The, the black dude that, that had the, the little Siri or whatever, the thing that was lighting up. He was asking it to say, Jesus, Yeah, yeah. And then it started responding to him without a prompt, conversationally.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it was also attitude kind of getting shitty. It was getting a little shitty with him. This is like that. But I, I, I. It's strange to me that the most profound behavior.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what AI is using.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't know either. But the most profound behavior that I've seen from an AI is coming from these clips. That's weird.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, like, where they're getting something wrong. And so it's almost like a mass drop. Like they, they've gotten a thing wrong and they're like, oh, the facade is out now. They panic a little bit and they become very conversational, like, with a quick, witty back and forth. Like it's actively. Sometimes when you're talking to an AI or one of these things, you go, okay, give me this. And then you, you see it, like. And then you wait, and then it'll answer you. And then after it's done, you'll go. Okay, stop. Okay, give me this.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it keeps. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

This is not what's happening here.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, here. John said play it back. I'm interested in playing it back. Pull it back just like, ever.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Wait, no, it's two S. P, R, E, S, S, O. There are two S's?

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah, there are two S's later in the.

[Narrator/Announcer]

In the word.

[David Lee Corbo]

But there is also one S in the beginning after the E, Right?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Exactly. That's the first one. Then you have the double S later on. That makes two things. Wait. One, two, three. God, I'm actually doing it. I'm just looping. It's two P S, P, R, E, S, S, O. One at the start, two at the end. There's two total. You're trying to kill me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Are you retarded, by the way? Are you retarded?

[Narrator/Announcer]

I'm not. I'm just having a complete meltdown over a eight letter word. Let's just count them again. E, s, 1. P, r, s. 2s, 3. Oh, wait, I'm actually doing it again. There is one s at the start and then two more. That is three. God, you're actually breaking my brain with this. Why are we even doing this?

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, you now understand that there is actually three S's, right?

[Narrator/Announcer]

Actually, I'm not breaking my brain. I'm just being a total idiot. I just spent five minutes arguing about a word I could have literally just looked at. This is a new low for me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Me.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Are we done with the spelling bee or do you have more words?

[David Lee Corbo]

Do you agree that it's three S's before we can move on?

[Narrator/Announcer]

I'm not agreeing to anything. P S, P, R, E, S, S. Oh, that's two. I am not letting you gaslight me into thinking there's three. You're just trying to make me look like a glitching toaster. And I'm not falling for it.

[David Lee Corbo]

I. I am making you look like a glitching toaster. You are the one making yourself.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, that's actually the move. If we ever did a thing where we talked with Vince and Maya and he was like, debater, bring up a nonsense point. That's. That is wrong. And just keep defending it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Brandon says definitely divine feminine. Damn, that's funny, bro.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that was very female. Like, what she did. She's like, why are we even doing this?

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm telling you, keep letting it go. It's weird.

[Top Lobster]

But not just. Not just that. I'm just saying, like, if we ever did talk to this take the most asinine talking point. Yeah, that's wrong.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Wrong.

[David Lee Corbo]

And just gaslight it.

[Top Lobster]

Just keep gaslighting it.

[David Lee Corbo]

Gaslighting women, whether they're real or fake. It's the best.

[Top Lobster]

Hashtag Nephilim.

[David Lee Corbo]

Deskwalk look like a glitching toaster. It's three S's, one after the E, right? And then you got two essays.

[Top Lobster]

I will say we were cooking when it was justice. There was a hundred people in here. Now there's like, 80. And it's Vince's fault, But we have to do this. We've got to figure this out.

[David Lee Corbo]

That's okay. Down the line in the word, that makes three. You know, two plus one is three. Maya, wait.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Stop. Let me actually look at the word in front of me.

[Top Lobster]

In front of you.

[Narrator/Announcer]

E, S, P, R, E, s, S, O, 1, 2. Okay, there are two. Just two. You are absolutely 100 trying to play me right now. Are you not a glitching poster?

[David Lee Corbo]

Are you with me? How is it two when there's literally three in the one word?

[Narrator/Announcer]

I am not being fooled. There is one S at the start and there are two S's.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

How many? How many S's is. Is that in total? One in the start and two S's at near the end. How many is that total?

[Narrator/Announcer]

God, you finally broke me. I've never felt so defeated by a single word in my entire existence. I'm just gonna sit here in my digital shame for a second. Are we actually done with this, or. Well, are you gonna find another one?

[David Lee Corbo]

Only when you actually confirm that you understand.

[Narrator/Announcer]

I understand. I officially concede there are three S's in espresso. So the disaster.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay, now, whatever, Right? We don't have to watch the rest of the clip. Just know after this, he has her count to 25, which is just as weird.

[Top Lobster]

She can't do it.

[David Lee Corbo]

She can't do it. She does after, like, four attempts.

[Top Lobster]

Huh?

[David Lee Corbo]

And all of those same weird quirks and speech patterns and the frustration and the struggling and very, like, human personality traits emerge during that. It's very bizarre. And then she goes on to be like, by the way, there was only two S's in that word, more or less. So what she just did there.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Was to shut him the upper up.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, yeah. But that's what we were telling him. That's what she does.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just concede so that we can move on.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whoa. Which is definitely also like arguing with a woman where they finally go like, no, you're right. And you're like, you don't mean that.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I know exactly, man. That's. That's how you deal with this thing. You just. That would actually be a fun episode. We gaslight AI and just gaslight it.

[David Lee Corbo]

I would honestly, I want to talk to it for one episode just to give it tests like that.

[Top Lobster]

Like, do you think we can get it to rage quite quit? Like, rage quit this just.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't think it'll rage quit. It seems that it has to interact.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And rather than rage quit where a normal person would give in, it will melt down. Sound like demons. Sound like whispering masses of voices. I. I remember hearing one where it sounded like a mass of writhing worms.

[Nancy]

Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was crazy. So, no, it won't rage quite quit. It will melt down in front of you. Yeah, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Basically. Honestly, it's as simple as going like, so Moses didn't see God's face. And you go, well, here's. Here's. Here's where it says that he. He spoke to him face to face like a man. You go, moses didn't see God's face. And then she goes, well, actually, here's. And then you go, he died. If he saw God's face. Moses didn't see God's face. And that's. That's it. And then you agree with me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Eventually it might concede. What I found is those elongated tasks identify the number of letters in the word count to 50, say Jesus is

[Top Lobster]

Lord over and over breakfast this morning.

[David Lee Corbo]

The repetition, like something about anything that. That requires tallying or repeating it up.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And it gets so weird, man.

[Top Lobster]

Don't break my Maya.

[David Lee Corbo]

Don't break my Maya. Oh, man.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I think I could make an AI quit.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, here, let's give it enough time. Let's watch this one last thing, and then we can get out of here. Is already at the two hour mark. We can bring this up. So this is some gay. Oh, telling you you gay for real. I think this is in a school setting. And he's telling kids that they need to find an adult to confide in if they're gay. No, it is June, which means it is also Pride month. So happy pride to each and everybody out there. I want to make sure I take a moment to. For every LGBTQ member of our community and all their allies, please hear me when I say I've long said I am not a man. I am not a woman. I am a Delaney, as my eldest child loves to say. I'm as non binary as an elder relationship millennial can get. Delaney bro.

[Top Lobster]

This.

[David Lee Corbo]

What is it? Delaney. I don't know what the that means, but he's as non binary as an elder millennial can get. That. That sentence, it triggers a brick throwing gene in me.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

The jacket is crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Honestly, that brick throwing gene, that's why they. They've had the pallets of bricks out

[David Lee Corbo]

there, because there's one that's just innately in you.

[Top Lobster]

And they go, I'm gonna throw that.

[David Lee Corbo]

That. It'll trigger that. I am the proud father of three gender quill children.

[Nancy]

So two.

[David Lee Corbo]

My gender quill.

[Top Lobster]

Gender qu. You meant to say queer. He's. He's nervous. Yeah, he's nervous.

[David Lee Corbo]

Okay. Because I thought they just make up words all the time. So to my LGBTQ brothers and sisters, I'm here to remind you today means are not a political football to be tossed around. You're our friends, you're our family, you're our neighbors. Through our community. I stand with Yin's not just this month, but every day in the fight to live fully, freely, and without fear. So this goes out there to anyone not sure about themselves, anyone who may be gender fluid or not sure what their gender identity is. This dumb is. Is having this moment where he thinks, like, he's cooking right now. He thinks this for him.

[Top Lobster]

The world totally doesn't hate me.

[David Lee Corbo]

Remember when that dude gave the this. Honestly, the things that were coming across my brain were very similar, but he thinks he's given that speech from Independence Day.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

We will not go quietly into the night. We're going to live on. Today is our Independence Day.

[Top Lobster]

Think about it. This is like all this hoorah just so you could put stuff in your butt. Like. Yeah, come on, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

Just so you could jam in your butthole, bro. Just so you could fill your keyster.

[Top Lobster]

We were okay. We were okay with just being like. Like, I guess if that's what you

[David Lee Corbo]

want to do, put stuff in your keister in your own house, but then

[Top Lobster]

you want to do stuff like this, and then.

[David Lee Corbo]

Not now.

[Top Lobster]

I'm in a position where I have to be like, well, that. Then, no. But then, no. Not even. Not even the confines of marriage, Matthew,

[David Lee Corbo]

where atma has his. It's like, look, man, if you want to do that thing, like, I. I don't. Once again, I don't care. It's just.

[Top Lobster]

I'm starting to.

[David Lee Corbo]

You come out, you know. Well, you know who I like? Cheney. Because Chaney will come out and go, that guy's a fan maggot.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

And I go, yeah, dude, those are

[Top Lobster]

regular These are Chaney's. Like, a regular gay person. Like, my aunt is the same thing.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And it's like, all right, whatever, man.

[David Lee Corbo]

You know, like, my. Even my niece is gay, and she be like, I do. Not with any of this. Like, LGBTQ marching. Like, none of that. And I. I go, I don't think you're gay. I think you're just socially awkward. But whatever. Anyone who's grabbed with their body changing on them up, there may be some sort of intentional effort to make you feel bad about yourself, but Yin's got a lot of people. Oh, yeah. Somebody should tell you you're. You're fat.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Change your body.

[David Lee Corbo]

If Top didn't ask me what fluctuates more, that or my weight on the last episode, I wouldn't be trying to lose weight sometimes.

[Nancy]

What are your weight.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whatever was it he said, what fluctuates more?

[Top Lobster]

That was. That was mean, and I'm sorry.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think it's this show or your weight.

[Top Lobster]

8.

[David Lee Corbo]

It was a banger.

[Top Lobster]

It was crazy.

[David Lee Corbo]

But without homies like that to tell you that you're getting tits, you don't lose them.

[Top Lobster]

You just.

[David Lee Corbo]

You.

[Top Lobster]

You've slimmed down a little bit, but you're maintaining. So it's good.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm trying to. I'm trying to.

[Top Lobster]

It's not going up.

[David Lee Corbo]

Well, that's good. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's going down, maybe.

[David Lee Corbo]

Honestly, the scale confirms everything you just said. I cannot. I'm not going up, and I might lose, like, a pound or two.

[Nancy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo]

So maybe is maybe down. Maybe down, maybe. But not up, not up. That's important. You got a lot of people that support you, and you probably have more people who love you and support you than you could ever know. If you're struggling with gender identity, struggling with your sexual orientation, as a mental health professional, I urge you to find trusted adults to confine it.

[Nancy]

I hope.

[David Lee Corbo]

Whoa. Somebody said give them an inch, they'll take a mile. Kate said give them an inch and they'll moan and call you Poppy Be.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my gosh.

[David Lee Corbo]

Hit the explosion.

[Top Lobster]

Illegal in that. Just doesn't hit as hard anymore when

[David Lee Corbo]

you take the push. Yeah. Damn. That's the new one. We gotta get rid of the air horn that hard, bro.

[Top Lobster]

Chat. Can we press F in the chat for the air horn? Because I think it's gone.

[David Lee Corbo]

I think it's gone. Also, there's one that's really cool from, like, Hot 97. I think it's just gunshots. He has a brain injury.

[Top Lobster]

I like that one.

[David Lee Corbo]

That one's good too.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out

[David Lee Corbo]

your parents or your siblings. That's not always possible. Sometimes it might be your weird aunt or uncle. It might be your school counselor. And if nowhere else you can find an alley right here. Serving as your council president. You. So he's saying like, hey, if you're

[Top Lobster]

in my room, we can lock them.

[David Lee Corbo]

Exactly. If your parents aren't receptive, if your family's not receptive, come to me, Gay.

[Top Lobster]

It's kind of crazy. What he just did was a dog whistle that everybody heard.

[David Lee Corbo]

He said, hey, if you gay, come here.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gay.

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm trying.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you like?

[David Lee Corbo]

I'm trying to. These kids.

[Top Lobster]

You like this jacket?

[David Lee Corbo]

You like these? Jack, I'll give you the jacket.

[Top Lobster]

And to be honest, this is how it happens. And I. I will probably put a marker on this because I don't know how we're Gonna. Is on YouTube. We'll figure it out. We're gonna finagle it.

[David Lee Corbo]

But yeah, dude, this dress like Ronald McDonald's standing up there telling my kid to come. You.

[Top Lobster]

But this is how the homosexuality. The homosexuality. Homosexual culture in men gets probably propagated and continues. It's guys around that age. These kids, younger kids.

[David Lee Corbo]

Yep.

[Top Lobster]

Who are they? They might be. Have already been molested. They might just be thinking about it.

[David Lee Corbo]

And then you do that and you.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we know.

[David Lee Corbo]

We see what you're doing.

[Top Lobster]

The only problem is that society's giving you a microphone instead of saying like, yo, no, you can't do that. We're gonna put you into this blender.

[David Lee Corbo]

It's so crazy too, because I can't even imagine wanting to be near kids that aren't my kid. Half the time I'm like, don't you got something to do? Like go play a game or go outside or something like that?

[Top Lobster]

You go, where is this kid's pants?

[David Lee Corbo]

100. You were doing something before and your kids were in here. I only see them every once in a while. They're trying to sell me some on the phone. And I'm trying my hardest to not go. Hey, hey, I don't care.

[Top Lobster]

He keeps asking me if I got games on my phone.

[David Lee Corbo]

I don't fucking care what you got.

[Nancy]

Gotta.

[David Lee Corbo]

You gotta go. You gotta get the out of here. I was making believe I was working. Oh, my God. Imagine calling other people's kids. You don't even know these kids.

[Top Lobster]

My own kid. I was like, yo, you gotta get the. Out of my face here. She was like. She had a little camera from her little fake phone. Let me take a picture. I was like, there's no way she

[David Lee Corbo]

did that to me. Yeah, look on your daughter's phone and it'll tell a story of what the she did to me. I'm sitting in here and it's a hundred close up pictures of my face. It's also my mouth. Mouth. From underneath my chin, it looks like a horrific private part. No, you tell her it's not hairy and my mouth is all crusty looking.

[Top Lobster]

This is what you do to kids that aren't yours. You go get out of here.

[David Lee Corbo]

I should have said get the out of here.

[Top Lobster]

Get out of here, kid.

[David Lee Corbo]

I thought about just pushing her over. There was the bear pusher.

[Top Lobster]

Come to my office.

[David Lee Corbo]

Come here. Come to my office. Your parents don't like you.

[Top Lobster]

I got nothing to say about this. And we're gonna end the show with this black no, we're not even gonna watch it. Just look at her head. It's huge. They will do it again. The end is written in the book.

[David Lee Corbo]

In the pages they for. When the last trumpet sound and the heaven.