
Welcome to the debut episode of The Raven — the brand-new solo project from David Lee Corbo (The Raven) of Nephilim Death Squad. In “Blaptism,” The Raven dives deep into the madness of modern America: cultural decay, spiritual warfare, and the demonic...
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
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The very word secrecy is repugnant in a free and open society. And we are, as a people, inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings. We decided long ago.
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Relies primarily on covet means for expanding its sphere of influence. On infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion.
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Instead of elections, on intimidation instead of.
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Free choice, on gorillas by night Instead.
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Welcome, guys. I got to figure out how to get that to set automatically to the very first episode of the Raven. I guess it's our new addition or newest addition to the NDS universe. And I'm trying. It's been a while since I've been in the seat by myself, and we have this wonderful new studio with all of this tech and everything that I've got to try to figure out and not break while I'm here. Guys, before we get into this episode and we describe, you know, I want to explain to you what this is going to be. It's going to be timeline cleanse esque. But a lot of, you know, I moved away from timeline cleanse for specific reasons. We'll get into all of that. We're going to have a call in segment of the show, which is very cool. I got to figure out how to get the phone number up on this screen before we do any of that crap. Guys, a little, I guess, reminder, let you know where you can support the show, how we're gonna do this. Let's do. We got to do it like this. Patreon.com forward/nephilim death Squad. That's where you want to go if you want to support us and what we're doing over here at Top Lobster Productions in Nephilim Death Squad Studios. A lot has changed since the last time I was solo. A lot of you guys are, are, you know, keeping up with the show, so, you know what's going on. But we've picked up Straight Bible with Matt of the Standard Coffee Shop, and now we're doing the Raven, my solo show. So we're expanding the universe. This is something that we wanted to do back in the day. We're getting at it now. We have rectified a bit of the issue that was going on with Patreon. A lot of you know that we got copyright struck, which explains our trepidation when it comes to music right now. A lot of you guys were complaining about the crows. I'm just trying to produce and stay on the safe side of things. We got hit for a copyright strike because of Vinnie Paz and End of Days, our iconic NDS intro music. We've had to move away from it because of that copyright strike. Things have been a little bit weird trying to get all the content up, but it's back, it's flowing, and you guys on Patreon are getting access to episodes again that the regular people haven't gotten access to, and that's going to Continue throughout the day. Anyway, guys, patreon.com forward/nephilim death squad. Sign up there and, and support the show. And how do we want to do this? We want to go back here. I'll figure this all out in due time, guys. Also, shout out to morning crew for rating the stream. I appreciate it, guys. Get cozy, get comfy. We're going to get into a little bit about what this show is going to be. ERA in the chat. Yes, it's just me today. And this is what, this is what the Raven is. The Raven. The Raven is going to be a timeline cleanse type of show where we're going to do some viewer submitted content. You can see there beneath my name. You could send content at David El Corbo on X. Send it there to my DMs. Please be reasonable, guys. Be, be reasonable. I know we like to have fun, but I don't want to watch black people kill each other or any of that kind of stuff. I want. If you can get some conspiracy related content or some comedy related content, we'll do a viewer submission segment second half of the show. We are actually doing a call in. So I'll tell you right now, I don't know how to go about doing this. Maybe I'll whip up a ticker. I just got so many tickers on the screen. 3-21-209-8551. Guys, write this down, take it down. I'll get it up on the screen at some point. 321-209-8511. Or I'm sorry, 8551. We're screwing that up already. We're gonna do a call in segment second half of the show. If you call that number right now, the lines are closed. But if you're looking to just leave a voice memo, you could do that. Call up that number. 321-209-8551. Leave a voice memo if you want to be on air second half of the show. We're gonna go and open up the lines and start taking calls. So this is, this is my attempt to. ERA says you haven't checked the messages I sent months ago. You know what it is? I'm such a goof. I couldn't figure out how to do this in a way that wasn't gonna dox you guys. Remember I was doxing your phone numbers. It was like a very simple button that I had to click and I wouldn't do that. And I'm good now. So we're not gonna do. Don't worry. We're not gonna dox your, your phone numbers, but, but this way we can actually play your messages, we can take your calls and not have anybody know what your personal cell phone number is, which I think is, is, is going to be huge. So we're gonna get into a little bit of content after I, I guess I give you guys a refresher in the old spirit of timeline cleanse. What we used to do is we used to just do a recap. We used to hang and talk about all the things that are going on. By the way, guys, you can see at the bottom of the ticker here, I've rectified all of my places where you can donate if you want to support me directly at. David Corbeau 7 on PayPal, on Venmo, dollar sign. David Corbeau 7 on Cash App. It's all one thing now. David Corbeau 7. You can find me on most of those platforms. So I don't know where to begin. I mean, I had a pretty big weekend. Oh, I see voicemails are coming in. That's awesome. Thank you, guys. Like I said, 3, 2, 1. What did I say? Hold on. Let's look at it again. 3, 2, 1, 209-8551. We'll get it up on the ticker, call, leave a voice memo or call when the lines are open, and we'll get to chatting. So I had a big weekend. A lot of you guys know I got blap ties, big Guam, and we're doing big, big things over here. But before we even get into that, we had a couple of eventful things. I watched a UFC fight for the first time in a long time. And, and I was, I was sorely disappointed. I haven't watched a UFC fight because you guys, a lot of you guys know I'm very sleepy. I like, I like, you know, catching a reasonable bedtime. And. And UFC just comes on simply too late for me. Too late for me. But this was in Abu Dhabi, so this was taking place at like 2pm I said, you know what, dude? I'm going to tune in. It's the first time I've tuned in for a long time, and I caught a couple of fights. I caught the Mackenzie Dern versus Top Lobster fight, which went the way that I had hoped that it was going to go. Although, you know, watching Mackenzie Dern spend a lot of time on her back and, like, refusing to get up, you know, she had to be stood up a couple of times by the referee. It was a weird fight. Ultimately, she Won it. And I'm happy about that. Mostly I pick a fighter based off of their looks. I have nothing against top lobster, but when, when, when a female top lobster emerges, I tend to, I recoil. I recoil. I'm a shallow man. And, and looks are really, really the thing here. Guys, I see the donations coming in. Thank you so much. Shout out to Chuck Irwin. Just did a little rumble rant. Says I love you for $20. Thank. I hope you're doing well. I know you're a Florida guy. I'm hoping and I didn't say it. We are coming live from the standard coffee shop slash NDS studios. If you're a Florida guy or gal, I'm sorry or, or you know, zimzur, whatever and you, you want to come by and you want to hang out, we're here all the time. Come to the coffee shop, grab some quality coffee. We got a little product placement up there, right? There you go. The standard coffee behind my head and, and come and hang. Lots of really cool people come through here all the time. Jason Jordan, a lot of J's, not a lot of Jays. Not like that. Who else came by? Eric Dylan. There's a bunch of really cool people that stop by all the time and it's, it's becoming this hub. So there's dangerous retards funneling into this coffee shop. They're bringing their bibles, they're doing bible studies. It's incredible. So yeah, Chuck, I know you're a local guy. I hope you can come through. Let's also check out, man. Thank you guys so much. We got money just coming in on, on all kinds of things. Cash app. Thank you, Emily Perea. God bless the Perex. I hope you guys are doing well. Sent $2 for welcome back bird mommy. Thank you very much for the, for the warm welcome back. Man. I guess I gotta start doing. I gotta count. I gotta start putting money up on the ticker. And Atma. A shout out to ATMA for the 5.47. He says have some money. Glad you're back and Guam and thank you Atma. Feels good to be back. Feels good to be Guaman. And thank you to John Black for the five dollar cash app donation. I'm joyous hearing about your baptism. Thanks a lot, man. I really appreciate that. We're gonna have to start doing this like tally thing. I think we'll do two, we'll do five, we'll do 20, we'll do $5.47 and we'll count it all up at the end. Of the show. You can see we got a goal here, $400, a lofty goal, but it'd be very cool if we can make it. So. So, yeah, we'll get into the baptism in a little bit. But I, I continued on watching the UFC fight and it was a lot of fun up until the. The main event, which is something that I never watched Aspinall fight. You know, I watched the last Jon Jones fight and I. And I heard everybody saying Aspinall should have been the guy that fought him. There's a lot of hype behind him. Like I said, I've been out of the loop for so long because I'm a sleepy guy and I'm not staying up till one in the morning to catch a fight. And so. So I watched some Aspinall fights leading up to this because I was excited I was going to be able to catch this fight at What, I guess 4pm Something like that.
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And, and I don't know, maybe I could bring up a tweet here. I made a tweet about it. The fight gets stopped early. Man. I was joking around in the chat. Shout out to Toad. Sweet, sweet Toad, who provided me. Allegedly. I'm not gonna say that, but, you know, allegedly in this fictional story, he provided me with a link so that I could watch this without, you know, paying an incredible amount of money in this imaginary story. And, and I'm so glad that I did because if I had, if I had hypothetically, in this imaginary scenario, bought this stream, I would have been freaking out. I think they should issue refunds. So I was joking around in the chat. I was saying, first round tko, a stoppage by Tom Aspinall and he's fighting Cyril Gains, which I've just. Or gones. Whatever I've actually discovered is just how black people say cereal Cyril. And the whole thing is very, very frustrating. I'll let you guys watch it. Like I said, glad that I didn't pay for this stream. If I had, I'd have been. I'd have been a little irate. Okay, here, let's go here. Boop. And so, so this is actually this guy here f the left. And, and, and guys, I know I'm trying to be better. We're streaming on all platforms. I don't want to get taken down off YouTube. You guys know, Timeline Cleanse didn't used to stream on YouTube and, and, and for, you know, because we got taken down because somebody, somebody sent me murder. Somebody sent me murder videos and I played them live on YouTube. Didn't know what I was getting into. And then we got removed and a strike and we couldn't post on YouTube for weeks. So if you're looking for something a little bit grittier, this isn't going to be it. I got to play it safe. I got to not get our channels tanked. And also, look, to be perfectly honest, guys, we're operating out of the standard coffee shop. My days of, of getting people to dox me and threaten me with murder because of the things I say and do on the Internet are rightfully so long behind me because I can't, I can't. I have people now that I gotta, that I gotta take care of and I can't have anything bad before them because of my own bull crap. So, so, so f the left, I guess we could say at make them Summer says suffer says it's not an eye poke. That, that's a, that's a fighter wanting an out. Tom Aspinall is a. That's what he's saying. And, and he's got this image here mid fight, you have this eye Pokemon, but dude. And it looks like it looks innocuous. It looks, you know, not that bad if you're looking at it. Here I am sharing this. Right? Okay, thank God. But if you go back to the post that I replied with, let's go check that out. I mean it is. I said you're retarded. Because if you watch this and you could say like Tom Aspinall, he, you know, he quit or whatever, but that, that, that's a Different discussion. That is a poor representation of the eye poke that actually took place. Take a look at this, guys. This is gnarly.
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Like, what are you seeing when you. Boom, right face, palm, and then look at how deep. Look at how deep this dude's finger is in his eyes. This is rough. This is rough. Yeah. Emily says now they know. Now they know where to come murder you. Well, it's like, it's a. I've never been too afraid of that sort of thing, but I just don't want anybody to come here and disturb, you know, business. I mean, it's a huge risk. It's a huge risk taking on the boys and saying, hey, open up a podcast studio in my coffee shop. And I want to make sure that we make good on that risk and that it's not. It's not, you know, a poor investment. So. So, yeah, I mean, I don't want anybody coming here and double finger in my eye sockets in the coffee shop. This is deep. Watch the retract. Watch. When he pulls his fingers out of the eye sockets of Tom Aspinall, albeit people say, oh, the index finger went deeper into that eye. But in fact, curiously enough, it was Tom Aspinall's other eye that was bothering him, so therefore, it's fake. I'm like, dude, you have no idea if this guy's fingernail scratched his eye. I saw a wonderful tweet that was like, you try fighting serial Gonz without being able to see him. You know what I mean? Like, come on. First round, first round. And we're doing this. Watch how. Watch how deep it goes. You can tell by the. By the. The distance it comes back out. Watch this. I mean, dude, what a nightmare. What a nightmare. The retract is huge. I know you probably can't see because the chat's in the way. Not gonna remove the chat. This show is all about the chat. So. Yeah, man. All of that just to say, what a disappointment. What a disappointment. I. I was so bummed out, you know, I. I was looking forward to watching a UFC fight for the first time in a long time. And that was stoppage. The whole thing was done. They ended the. The fight right there. And I couldn't imagine the people that. That were paying for it. The people that paid for that fight. Not good at all. Not good at all. Let's check in with the chat. What's going on? Hey, it's Patrick. Shouts, how you doing, brother? Says, good to see you again, Mr. Raven. Good to see you, brother. Have a great Stream. And I hope all you retards have a blessed day. Shouts out and off to bed. Love y'. All. I hope you have a blessed day. 2. What time is it? You work nights. That's what's going on. Well, get some sleep, Pat. Good seeing you. I hope everything's well. Hope the family's well. I see we have some more donations coming in. We're gonna get to another topic. And then like I said, guys, second half of the show, we are opening up the lines. You know what, let's adjust a banner right now. We'll toss this on the banner. Let's hide this, let's edit it, and then we'll go boom, boom, boom. Call in. This is real, real time production. 3, 2, 1, 209, 8 5, 5, 1, 3, 2. What did I say? 3, 2, 1. 3, 2, 1. Boom, boom, boom. 209, 2, 0, 9. I got to check it again, guys. The lines are closed right now, but if you'd like, you can leave a voicemail and is it 8 5, 5, 1? Good God, guys. Somebody. Somebody help me out here. 8, 5, 5, 1. The lines are currently closed. However, you can leave a voice memo and. And we can play them at the end of the show and at the second half of the show. There it is, guys. See, right at the bottom. Boom. At the second half of the show, we're going to open up the lines and we'll take some callers. I don't know how much time you have on the voice memo thing. I imagine it's not that long. So, you know, try to be concise with your voice memos because we're gonna end up playing them. You're gonna get cut off. You're gonna get cut off, which is always a little bit of a bummer, right? So I went to Suppress Fest, which was very cool. Shout out to Adam. Adam the lectern guy, Adam Johnson. I don't think he minds me name doxing him. Look at that. Isn't that nice? Capital Armory and Silent Steel usa A lot cooler than the last time. Check that out. Suppress Fest 2025 Media. We got our media passes and we got a lot of footage and it was a really cool time. Adam Electron guy invited us out. And not only did he invite us out, I can't wait for you guys to see the footage because he helped me conduct all of these interviews. So. So I'm not a huge gun guy. And. And obviously, you know, Adam. Adam is. So he knows his stuff. So I. I was able to introduce kind of Schizophrenic questions to the vendors and everything. One of my favorite questions was, you know, when dealing with the nephilim that are said to be as tall in some cases, and we're talking conservatively 18ft tall, the ratio is one to two, meaning they're half as wide as they are tall. So if it's 18ft tall, it's 9ft wide. Two rows of teeth, six fingers, all fast twish muscle fiber. What do you have as a vendor that could take out something like that? And that was a fun question to get the, the ball rolling. And so they would show us, you know, the ammunition that they're working with. They would show us their, you know, the guns that they're developing, if they're developing guns. And of course, they would also show us the suppressors that they were, because this is, it's, it's a press fest. And so the whole thing was a lot of fun. And then Adam would come in, he'd ask a little bit more technical questions because I'm an idiot, and I don't know, you know, what's really going on. What's really going on. This is their 10th anniversary. Huge turnout. It was a blast, man. You know, I didn't get to do as much shooting as I had hoped because I was in a work capacity. But Matt came with us. Matt of Straight Bible, of the Standard Coffee Shop, newest addition to the team. And he was conducting some interviews, too. He's asking also, you know, important questions, things like tariffs, things like, you know, the cost of ammunition and how that fluctuates depending upon perception. Right. It's like if Covid rolls around and people perceive that things are going to get tough, well, then the cost of ammo goes up. People are, are price gouging, etc. So we got some good questions in there, and we had a really good time. But what a cool event. It's just cool because Nancy's in the chat. What kind of content do you want, Nancy? I would love to get some, some content that is, you know, schizophrenic. Uh, we're looking for conspiracy content. We're looking for funny content. We're just looking for, for something that's not going to be horrifying. Horrifying. You know, I, I don't, you know what it is? It's just like, I don't want to watch stuff that makes me contemplate hating an entire group of people, you know what I'm saying? And, and, and, and I have a lot of tolerance. But I noticed towards the End of timeline cleanse. I was becoming calloused.
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
And let me tell you, I still see stuff in real life. You guys know what I'm talking about. That does get me a little calloused. And so I all, you know, I have enough of it irl. I don't need, I don't need any of it. I don't need any of it on the show anyway. So. So Suppress Fest was a great success. We have all this footage. We keep doing this, guys. It's like we, we make footage for, for the well situation, right? Joe Gilberti. The well that's in, in this kind of the Sarasota area. Is it Sarasota or Saratoga? Saratoga is the water. Sarasota is the location. We have all this footage, but we're not documentarians. I have all this footage from Bohemian Grove, by the way. Bohemian Grove, tentatively, the first week of March. I'm in discussions with Sam Hyde's team. Not a, not a given, Not a given. We're not saying it's definitely happening, but we are having discussions. They need me to send them footage from Bohemian Grove. We're building a studio, we're shooting, we're, we're, you know, we're making shows. We're, we're operating. It's a lot. And, and I haven't even gotten around to parsing through that footage. So we have this documentary documentarian team. Documentary team. They come out, they record all this stuff. It's fantastic. I don't even have the, the bandwidth right now to edit it. Also, I'm not a documentary maker. So I, I want it to be good. I don't know how to do it. So now we have all this footage from Suppress Fest. We have to get through that and, and you know, it's a whole thing. But yeah, right now if I can just get them some teaser footage and send it over to Sam Hyde's team so we could see what we're about, there's a high likelihood I would say, you know, all things going, going, going the way that I want, we could have Sam Hyde. I gotta ask myself too. It's like we're doing Bohemian Grove, right? We have Owen Benjamin, we have Sam Tripley. Now we're gonna get Sam Hyde potentially. We had Leonardo Joni for the last one. These are all some of my favorite people. And, and I'm going, where do we go from here? You know what I mean? Like as far as did we. Did we arrive too quickly? But, but the great thing is the first day of Bohemian Grove because we're only doing one day of performances. This time it's going to be from about noon to maybe 11 at night. It's going to be a long day with a lot of fun and a lot of hang time in between performances. So we could all schmoosh, schmoosh. And, and the first day, because that's the second day. The first day is gonna be a nice, cozy, intimate thing. This is something that I learned from Quite frankly, shout out to Frank, who by the way, we're doing a special Halloween episode with October 30th. Especially if you're a Patreon member, you can find this link. And if you go through my Twitter, you can find this link. I posted it. But we are doing like a Chronicles crossover. So if you guys have had stories, any of you guys that are listening, that have spooky stories you've been wanting to submit to Chronicles, if they're particularly wild, maybe consider sending them in for the the special crossover Halloween edition of Chronicles with Quite frankly, we're going to be streaming to his audience. We're going to be live streaming to our audience. That's gonna be a lot of fun. But what I learned from him was like, I know that people like to be entertained and we focused a lot on the entertainment last time. It was very stressful. But what I learned from going to Quite frankly's Jamboree, what was the other thing Soiree is a two day event was that people really just want to like hang with other like minded people, people that they see in the Chat and, and the creators. So the first day, the VIP experience is going to be here in the standard coffee shop. We're going to open up these studio doors. I know you can't see them. I'm pointing at them. We're going to do a live Bible study with Matt with Ed Mabry and guys like Stephen of the Biblical Hitman or Brad of the Awakened podcast. Any of the people that we invite to perform or otherwise are going to be here among the VIP members. So that's going to be a VIP day. We're going to spend a long time here. We're going to be eating, drinking coffee. I don't know if we can have some, a little bit of booze. I don't know, you know, within reason here just to hang out with each other. And then the next day is going to be performances. So invite Jerry Marzinski. That would be a really great idea. I think that would be super cool. We'll look into that. All right. Suppress Fest was a big a good time. We're going to talk about the baptism. What time are we at? We're at the half an hour mark and then we'll play some, some viewer submitted content. You see there? Oh, that's actually. Hey, Meline, how'd you get on the screen? I meant to click on invite to Dr. Jerry Marzinski, which is a great idea. But also Matt is working. He's right on the other side of that door and he's working. So you can see there. Send content to @David L. Corbo on X. Before we open up the lines for calls, we're going to watch a little bit of viewer submitted content. I have a couple of things too. Not nothing too serious. We're just kind of getting into it this episode, setting whatever the pace is, whatever the tone is. And then.
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
You know, we'll get into the call segment. What the hell did I want to do real quick? There was something that I wanted to do. I want to address these, these donations that are coming in. Here we go. All right. Awesome. You guys are crushing it. At the bottom of the screen there, you can see if you want to support the show. That's where the donations go @David Corbo 7 pretty much on all platforms. That's Cash app, that's Venmo, that's PayPal. And then of course you could do rumble Rants. That's a great way to support the show. Let's address that real quick. Thank you to Stacks Farmstead. Good to see you, Stacks. I hope you're doing well. Hope your family's doing well. Hope your little girl's doing well. He says two dollar tier St. Still a thang. Congratulations on the baptism. Thank you very much, Stacks. I really appreciate it and it was a huge moment for me. You guys saw my post where it was, you know, me getting baptized, My whole family got baptized. So super big deal for me. Super big day. Thank you, Stacks, for the support. Let's write that down. Boom. There's a two dollar donation right there. And let's check Cash app. Valkyrie. Welcome back, Maddie, for the five dollar donation. Thank you, Valkyrie. I hope you'. Long time no chat, Curtis. Curtis, I hope you're. I hope you're doing well, dude. It's nice to see these names again. I haven't seen you guys in a while. Haven't got to talk to you. Shout out to Curtis, thank you for the five dollar donation for Nuts, guts and stuff. Amen, brother. Thank you very much. I need buttons. I don't have buttons. We gotta fix that in the future. I mean, I have some buttons on streamyard, but it's not. It's not. I need a thing to. To hit the thing. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, and then let's check Venmo real quick. I don't think we have anything on Venmo and I never turned on my notifications for PayPal all this time. That's very silly of me. We could have been getting donations in PayPal this whole time and I'm just chatting it up. Okay, good. We got nothing on PayPal. I mean, not good, but you know, how do I turn the. We'll do that another time. So let's see what we got. We're gonna get into a little bit of the content that I prepared, which is virtually non existent. I knew that I was going to be chatting you guys up a lot and then it had been a while since we caught up. You know, I want to ask you now that we have the chat here and this is like I said, a chat driven show. This is my attempt to, you know, the donations are nice, but one of the things that I miss about timeline cleanse was the community building. You know, if you make a show that's all about the chat, you guys are gonna be calling in, leaving voice memos, sending content and, and chatting and we're going to be addressing that sort of stuff. It really brings everybody together. It helps me to figure out like, who are the people that really support us? Who are the people that are here all the time in the chat, not just donating, but like you're here, you're talking, you're part of the community, you know each other. I miss that aspect. I'm hoping that the Raven, this show will serve to kind of bring that back. So that's, that's really the point of this show. So you know, I have some stuff that I, that I could pull up, but I'm hoping you guys go at David El Corbo on X and we, we submit some stuff here. Now I know we had actually. This is actually kind of fun. We'll bring this up. This was actually from top and I thought it was just such a crazy post. Oh, you know what? I didn't even talk about the baptism. I was about to move on to stuff. We got to talk about the baptism before we get into it. What are we at the 32 minute mark? Okay. As long as lobsters don't come on the fun times again. No, he doesn't, he doesn't shit on the fun times. He likes the fun times. Amon Rat says I'm not going to donate though. I don't want your money aiming Rat. In fact, if you send me money, Amon Rat, I'm sending it back. I'm sending it back because I don't want your money. It's tainted with fucking stupid. So don't, don't send me any of that money. So. So, man. Ok. The baptism, right? This is something. I've been going to the same church for a while. I know a lot of people in the chat when I Put not in the chat, but in the comment section. When I posted a picture of me getting. Now, this. This is not a dig. This is not a dig. It's just an observation. There was only two people that had anything to say besides thank you. Besides thank. I mean, besides thank you. Besides congratulations. Number one were losers that are like, oh, you're. You're falling for this Jewish, you know, psyop. That is Christianity. And I'm like, whatever, dude, don't care. The other one. And we only got a few of those. Most people, super supportive. Awesome, awesome, awesome. I really appreciated it. I mean, the. There's. There's so many people that came out. Hundreds of people across multiple platforms that came out, congratulated me, were so pumped for me. That's awesome. I really appreciate that. The other one. And I'm not. This isn't a dig. This isn't where you think it's going. Catholics, Catholics, they were a little bit. They had something other to say than congratulations, but ultimately all it was was just like, you know, was it done correctly or. Or, you know, there's. There's an idea within Catholicism, like, they think that they got it figured out, but of course, all denominations think they got it figured out. And I know it's. It's a difference between, like, Protestants and Catholics or whatever, but I just noticed that was the only thing where. Like. Where, like, Catholics were like, oh, yeah, you did. How'd you do it? Where are you going? And I'm gonna. I'm gonna. And I'm not mad at that. I'm gonna tell everybody where I got it done. So, you know, I wanted to go to an Orthodox Christian church, but the nearest one is an hour away. For some people, that's not a big deal. For some people, that's not a big deal. For me, Like, I have. There's a. There's an MMA gym that I want to go to, and it's like, a little bit further. It's like 20 minutes away, which isn't really that bad, honestly. The main reason I'm not going there is because I just heard a bunch of bad shit about this gym. I'm not going to say its name. If you're anybody who's thinking about moving to the Lady Lake area, who also is an MMA gym owner, please do, dude. Please do. I will come all the time. I will shout out your gym all the time. We'll bring as many dangerous retards in there as possible. I miss my MMA gym. The closest one is not good. And then outside of that it's very far away. So, so when I say that the Orthodox church is, is an hour away, that's simply too far. It's simply too far. And then I, I go with. Because I've never been to church. So my liaison, my chaperone, if you will, to, to the church because I, you know, I, I, I, I didn't want to like, start going to some other place when there were people that were inviting me that are literally close to my family. And that is Top and his family are inviting me to their church. It's Pentecostal. And unfortunately, it's not the type of Pentecostal that has like, snakes. I was really looking forward to like, the snake wrangling. No snakes, but they are, they do. Like, we talk about it on the show all the time. There is, there is, you know, like a tongues thing. And every time the tongues thing pops off, I'm like, this is a little bit crazy. So, you know, we talk to Matt all the time. Matt has a disdain for the 501c3 program. He talks it, he calls it the show, which is like, you know, I get it because you show up and, and it's like, how many songs? I think he nailed it. It's like, it's like five songs. Five songs. And, and, and then, you know, you do tithing. They talk about mission work. And then there's like a chunk of time that's for the sermons. Now this past one, the sermon went on for a really long time and it was about just, just the, the unbelievable fact that God loves you as much as he loves his only begotten son. And that Jesus's last prayer, you know, as he knows that his, his impending death is on the horizon, is for the people who followed him, that they might know that God loves them as much as he loves him and that they might be one with him and God in this, you know, so it was like the sermons crush and they do the tongues thing. So like, you know, my, my lit. Litmus, I think, is a test, is the, is the expression is for the, the sermon. The songs are like, you know, I take them or leave them. Sometimes they're bangers, you know, But I'm not the guy. I'm never the guy. I don't do the swaying, you know, stuff like that. I don't, I'm just, I literally just stand there. They go, please stand up now you can sit down. Please stand up. Now you can sit down. And I do the songs, I listen to them, but I don't sway I don't do any of that stuff. But, but I appreciate them. I'm there for the sermon. So, so for the past like seven weeks, the sermon is on the concept that, that Jesus came. God came in the flesh, you know, fully man, fully. God came in the flesh as a servant. You know, passages that are talking about that the greatest among you shall be the lowliest among you and that if you want to be great, you know, among your people, then, then come as a servant. And so this whole thing is like humility and humbling yourself and using Jesus as an example. And it's all scripture driven. So everything that the pastor is talking about, shout out Pastor Rick. You guys know that I love Pastor Rick is, is all scripture driven. So, so for like seven weeks we're talking about humility, humbling yourself, Christ coming as a servant. And then, you know, this last one was about Jesus's last wish as his impending death is coming. And you know what a prayer it was. So, so everything to me checks out. It all checks out. I don't have any except for when they talk in tongues and I'm like, which, like I don't know how I feel about it, you know, but it's not like the past. It's just like random old because I live in like the, the villages is like nothing but old people. So we're in a, in a congregation of like 90 year olds and they're, and they're speaking in tongues and I, I don't know, man, you know, it's whatever. So.
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh good. We do the, the I've been waiting for the baptism. And my wife is an exjw, so there was this question about, like, are you going to get baptized? I'd like her to get baptized, but I've never been one to force my wife in any direction. I'll ask questions. If I feel like it's a sensitive subject, I just back off. I don't believe that you can change people's mind in one aggressive state. Sit down. I believe that it takes exposure and patience to an idea and gentle prodding and nudging over a long period of time. So that's exactly what I did. I left it alone. I didn't do. I wish he did. Dude. Xerox. Xerox. My brother in Christ, who believes in everything he sees on the Internet, just like me. I wish that he did. You know how, how fun it would be if Top Lobster spoke in tongues? Um, so, so no, but he doesn't, he doesn't do it. Uh, and he doesn't really have a take on it either way. I mean, he recognizes the comedy of it. And I don't know if I'm like, a bad dude for laughing at it. Whatever. I don't know. Um, so. So yeah, I, I, I, I, I nudge my wife over and over again. I really don't even know if she's gonna do it until, like, the day of. And my son wants to do it. He's 10 years old. He says he knows what it means. I think he knows what it means. You know, he's got. Dad's here all the time. I'm talking about all this stuff. He hears it, he knows. We have conversations about it. Especially when it comes to, like, spooky, negative nighttime experiences. I tell him to call on the name of Jesus Christ to pray and things like that. And since that introduction years ago, he doesn't have that experience anymore. So he knows this is an important thing. And, and of course, he goes to church with us and everything like that. So, so, you know, he's, he's all in. He says yes, he's enthusiastic about it. And he was. I don't know if you, you probably can. If you go to Life Church. Life Church, Summerfield. If you Google that, you will find, like, their live stream and you'll see it. And you can see my son where, you know, the pastor goes to him. Pastor Rick goes to him. He's like, do you know what this means? And he puts the mic to my son, and my son's like, yes, I do. It's very funny. And because he's just he's bumped about it. But yeah, so. So, you know, the big day comes. We. We go and do our thing. I bring a change of clothes. You know, a little bit antsy, a little nervous, because the way that it works is, like, at my church, there is. At my Pentecostal church, there is, like, stained glass panels that are on the stage. They open, and behind them is, like, this. This baptism pool, which I was like, when I heard that, I was a little bit iffy about it. And then it turned out to, like, it was nice, it was clean, it was well maintained, and it was a really positive experience. But, you know, before, when we get there and I show up and I'm fully clothed, I don't have my swim stuff on yet because I brought a change of clothes. We're going over scripture that talks about John the Baptist, you know, baptizing Jesus. Jesus comes to be baptized, and John's taken it back. He's like, you're supposed to baptize me. I'm going to baptize you. And. And so, you know, they go through this process. And when he baptizes Jesus, he baptizes him in the name of the Father, Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. So that was my. And then he shows you multitudes of other scripture where people are getting baptized. They're getting baptized in water. They have to be fully submerged. And he explains why he thinks that's the case. And then he shows you where people are getting baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. So he's like, we do it how Jesus said to do it. And then he shows me the scripture that it says that. And I'm like, okay, yeah, that checks out to me. I mean, I'm not a very smart man, but I'm looking at it. I'm going. It seems to be the case. So. So that's how we ended up doing it. So we go through this scripture. It's like an hour long of discussing all these different passages where it says this. And that's what I really love about my. My. My pastor is like, it's not. There's not, like, speculation. Like, he's showing you we're going over scripture. If it wasn't that, I wouldn't keep going. You know, if this was just this guy talking. He's like, no, every time we're going over scripture, so. So, you know, the whole thing comes and. And we go to the bathroom, we get changed. I mean, you know, swimmies, swim shorts and. And, yeah, yeah, we go through the process. My wife goes. My wife. And. And then I go. And then it's like a little girl that they decided was going to go before. My son is not related to me at all. But I think it was kind of a ladies first thing. And then my son went. But what's really beautiful is we were like. It was a whole family. So there were. The other people got baptized that day with us. And it was like an individual experience, you know, somebody who hadn't. Who was part of the family, who just hadn't done it yet. This was. We were the only people. There was a whole family all at once. Huge relief, man. Huge relief. So, yeah, it was great. And we, yeah, when we got baptized, it was in the name of the Father, the son. You hold your breath when he says the sun and you create like this whole thing because he's got to be able to grab because he's an older dude. There's another dude in there with me. If you look it up, you know, if you watch the video or you even see the picture, Pastor Jose, giant dude. Giant dude looks like a straight up linebacker, mountain of a man. And. And you know, he's got to help because Pastor Rick is a little long in the tooth. Great guy. Strong for his age. He's in great shape. I don't want to knock Pastor Rick, but yeah, man, it was just. I see. Emily says congratulations for bringing the whole family into the Covenant on the 100th anniversary of the Christ of Christ the King Sunday. Don't even know what that is. I don't even know what that is. Did I wear arm floaties? ATMA says, did I wear arm floaties? No, I didn't wear arm floaties. Is a shallow pool, but it was a little bit chilly too. It's a lady that went before us and she was shivering, dude. She got out of the water, she turned to us, she goes, it's cold and she's just trembling. I'm like, damn, dude, that's. That's funny. My baby mama ho ass. That's cute, isn't it? Says the other dude is actually only 5 10. David is borderline midget. The second half is true and borderline, but. But no, Pastor Jose is a big dude. Towers over everybody. Def. Not Xor says, does he know you're a part of nds? I mean, so they know what we do. TOP is actually helping them a lot with their, their musical setup, you know, the sound boards and, and how everything. I'm like, it's. I lack the language to describe what Top is doing. But sometimes when you listen to the band, there's certain things where you're like, that's a little bit like, this guy's coming in too low. You can barely hear him. Or now he's crackling, he's too high, like that kind of stuff. So he's just doing kind of like sound engineering for them. And if I'm not mistaken, I don't know what he's going to do. I don't know if he. If he's going to do it, but they. They want him to play, which is interesting because, look, I'm going to be very, very honest with you. Pastor Rick is excellent. Really like him. Couldn't say a negative thing about him. But if he. If he. He's gonna be retiring soon. And I'm like, I don't know if I'm gonna keep going. If Pastor Rick keeps going, Stops, you know, is retired. But I recognize the value that this is bringing to my wife, and I recognize the value that this is bringing to my son, but I'm like, I just don't know. There's nothing. I have nothing against the other pastor. It's just like. It just doesn't hit the same, is that he's got a different vibe. It's just not. It's just not Pastor Rick. But I had this thought, because I was thinking about that heavy in church one day, and I had this thought where it's like, I'm like, I don't know if I need this, then do I need the songs? Do I need the tithing? Do I need the missions announcements? Do I need X, Y and Z? If I'm not vibing with, like, the sermons that are being given? And, like, immediately the thought that I had. And this sounds like, so hubris. Is that even the correct word? It sounds so egotistical. But I had this thought where it's like the. The. The church. Like, I'm looking at it like, it's like, what can you. What can the church do for me, it's like, no, what can you do for the church? Not even in the sense of, like, serving. Like, let's say, like, you know, doing odds and ends around the church or missionary or whatever, you know, donations. But just like, being there, being part of the congregation, being part of the body. I'm uniquely retarded in my way, and it adds something to the whole thing. And then, like, after I had that thought, all of a sudden, like, I'm talking to Top, and he's like, oh, yeah, they want me to Play. And what was really crazy is like, Top had a dream. I don't have a dream button. The night before about like the pastor who handles the whole music aspect. And then the very next day, that pastor asked him, like, come down and also, can you play? It was really weird. Like, he told us about it and then he got a text message like an hour later. I was like, damn, dude, Top's got dreams. So I'm like, that's interesting because the church needs Top. You know, needs. Could use. He would be a great addition to it. So now I'm starting to look at it through that lens. It's like, if. If Pastor Rick goes away, does it matter? Do we have something to offer even by. By way of just being there? You know, because like I said, it's like a congregation of like 90 year olds. So like, we're a totally different thing. And maybe that's. Maybe that's good for them. I don't know. Just a thought. Anyway, so. So what am I doing? Here we are at the 50 minute mark, and I think we're gonna actually open this up and we'll show the thing that Top posted and. And did. David. I don't know, man. I. I noticed something. I don't know how it looks to you guys. I look like, dehydrated. I look. I look. I look a mess. And I asked my wife, I said, should I wear a hat? She goes, no, I like your hair. You like this thing that's got. I don't know what's going on. Let me see what the chat is saying. And then we're gonna show what Top posted. And Pastor Raven's got a nice ring to it. No, thank you. No, thank you. I'm happy doing this. Somebody. Somebody said, what we do here at Top Lobster Productions and Nephilim, Best squad is a ministry. I go, I don't know. I don't know if that's. I don't know if that's what I. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a heavy. A heavy thing to say. I'm just going through the chat, see what you guys say. Hot dog flavored black water and chocolate Raven. Is that what I got? Is that what I got? Oh, look, Tops in the chat, we're gonna have Jose on, but I don't know if he'll fit in the studio, dude. I mean, like a big guy. We'd have to take this whole table, slide it very far away from the wall where. Or turn the damn thing sideways. It's a rectangle. We might have to turn it sideways to. To offer him some. Some. Some. Some room. Pastor Tony. Pastor Tony. What are we talking about? I will disown the show if both of you. If y' all do some Pastor Tony. Oh, you talking about Merkel? That's not. What do you want, Mason? What do you do? What do you want, Mason? No. Mason, get out of the camera. This isn't. The show's not about you. Which finger is it? Mason, don't do it. Don't do it. What do you want? Did you bring me a drink or anything? Or are you just here to disrupt the show? Oh, my God. No, you can't see yourself, Mason. Guys, this is Mason at the Standard Coffee Shop. If you want to come here and be just bombarded by somebody who needs all the attention. All of the attention. All right, Mason. I'm turning off the Mason camp. Get out of here. What I'm drinking. What are you drinking? Okay, shop promo. Does it have a label on this cup? No. Oh, wow. Geez. A waffle cone drink at the Standard. It's an ice latte, salted caramel. Salted caramel, white chocolate, and brown sugar. Guys, see, this is the. The kind of things that you could be drinking if you. If you came down to the Standard Coffee Shop. Get out of here, Mason. You know what? Matt, can you. Matt, no. Matt, don't open the door. And then try to be on the show, too. Oh, my God, these people.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
You're killing it, though. We got it live out here. People are loving it.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
That's not true. You don't have it live out there. Do you really? Get out of. Get it. There's not a crowd watching. It's not even. What time is it? It's. This isn't. Peak hours for coffee. Welcome to the. The Standard Coffee Shop, guys. Isn't that nice? Don't know. No, don't. Guys, don't ask what Mason's getting into later. Inappropriate. Inappropriate. Writer up is correct. Jim Bowman says, write her up, and I think that's true. Mason needs to be written up. A demerit. What are demerits? I really don't. I don't even know what they are. But if you got to give them to her, you got to give. It says give her a microphone. I bought a microphone here. It was going to be the Mason mike because all kinds of fun people that work here, but top, who I know is in the chat says, get your microphone out of here. That would have been a perfect opportunity for Mason to be mic'd up with the. With the mic arm. She could have talked into it. I don't know if we have a slot for that many microphones, though. Maybe that's the. The issue here. Thank you very much, Ryan. Andrew Ryan. Drew. You see how that confused me? Says, happy baptism retards. Thank you very much, brother. I appreciate it. Mason needs a Mason mic as well as a Mason. Well, we have the Mason mike or the Mason cam. It's positioned poorly because Mason is 17ft tall. It needs to be hung from the ceiling in order. In order to get, you know, you know what I'm saying? Let's see what's going on here. This is shite. Just David rabbiting on and filling air to grift off chats. Love nds but huge part of the dynamic and vibe between Top and Dave. Well, guys, I'm sorry to say Silly Goose does not like a show where we just hang out with the chat and we have chat submissions and we have a call in segment and all this. He doesn't want anything for the community. And so I'm sorry to tell you guys, but Silly Goose has said it. I have to pull the plug on the show. He doesn't like it and he doesn't want you guys to be able to interact. And so it pains me very much. This is gonna be the last, the last the Raven that we do. The last, the last the Raven that we do. Okay, so let's. Let's get into. Oh, who put that up there? I didn't pull. Oh, my goodness. Nancy, don't say that. Don't say that. Oh, my God. Come on, guys. Guys. What a satchel full of Richards. Agatha, please. This is a Christian show.
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
Don't do that. Anywho. Okay, what am I doing here? We're going to bring up this tweet from top and then we'll start getting into the call in segment. We'll take a little bit of a break and then we'll. We'll do the call in segment. All right, so we have this. Are we sharing this? No, we're not sharing this. Boom.
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
This is how we want to do. Okay? This is a really fun tweet because it's super retarded and that's why I love it. And, and, and Top says dumbest, gayest shit I've read in a while. Hope he posts more of it. So we have this from Cab Cabamar Taygetta. I don't know who he is, but this is just. It just perfectly. We talk about on this show quite often about how, like, the New age movement and this big deception that's coming, if there is to be this great deception, if there is to be this, you know, massive antichrist movement, that it would be sort of Jesus adjacent, right? Am I sharing this? Hold on a second. I gotta make sure I'm sharing this. Okay, I'm sharing this. It'll be. It'll be Jesus adjacent. And. And so they're gonna co op Jesus and they're gonna present him as like, this New Age Jesus, right? That's why you look at like, Gnosticism. And Gnosticism, like, has to acknowledge Jesus Christ in some way, shape or form, but instead it addresses the fractal echoes of God's plan that manifest in this realm in obvious ways, right? Where it's talking about, like, you know, Ed Mabry says, like the Maseroth, which is like the story written in the stars. And. And then you have this idea of like, the sun resting on the celestial crux for three days, where the length of the day remains the same for those three days. And then we have this like, spring. What is it? The summer solstice or whatever it is. And it's like the days become longer after those three days, and the sun stops residing on the celestial cru. Therefore, the son of man resided on the cross and then after three days was resurrected. So people point to that and they go, look, it's just an allegory. And I go, no, it's the fractal nature of. Of God's plan echoed through. And then they go, well, what about. There's. Jesus lived for 33 years. There's 33 vertebrae in the spine. And. And you can meditate and have a Kundalini breakthrough and become like, you know, like Christ, because Christ was an ascended master. I'm like, all these things are just echoed. I saw one thing where it was like, it showed the binding of cells or something like that and how it makes like this cross formation. And. And somebody was like, damn, look, it's even there. And it's like, so all of that to say, like, there are all these elements of the story of. Of Christ. There are all these elements of God's plan that are echoed through our reality. But like Gnostics or, or homosexuals, they will cling on to one esoteric aspect of it and think that they've got it all figured out. So we're gonna read a little bit here. This is a fun one. John Black says, how about Toad cover the end of days at the beginning of nds? Great idea. I know a lot of people want a, A Toad cover. We're not gonna go in that direction. Not that I don't like toad, by the way. He released a cover of 30 seconds to Mars the Killer. And it was a banger, dude. It was a banger. I told him he needs to set up a Spotify playlist. We're actually gonna get Crack Amico to do the new intro, which is gonna be very cool. We're in talks with him right now. I mean, you know, who knows? Anything can fall through, right? Tentatively speaking, we have Crack Amico on the line and we're hoping that he can do our intro. So for now we're gonna have whatever dookie ass intro that we have. But you know, that's. That's how it is. All right here. So. So we have a. This Cabamar Tegeta says when Jesus in quotes returns, it'll be as a brother and a friend, not as a king or God, which is already. We're off to a real bad start. He won't be a bearded man wearing robes. You ready? Here's the big gay thing. He's. He's be. He's be the Pleiadian leader of Merope. I hope that I'm pronouncing that right. Wearing a blue uniform and silver boots. So he's going to look like he's out of like Guardians of the Galaxy. And of course, this is all this Galactic Federation slop. We talk about that on the show all the time. It's a rebranding of the same old gay crap. And you know, this is just the, the latest, shiniest rendition of it. Elder Sananda's mission. I don't know who. I guess if he's saying that this is Jesus's real name is Elder Sananda. Good God, man. Mission on Earth was to teach Pleiadian spirituality and prophesies. Galactic Federation's Ascension plan. What's that, you might be asking? Oh, hold on a second. I see. Emily says check payments. We're checking payments. Let's do that. Real quick, did I miss any rumble rants? I'm sorry if I did. I'm scrolling through. Doesn't look like I missed any rumble rans. Chuck Irwin. I did miss a rumble ramp from Chuck Irwin. Thank you very much. He says, find a gym space and I'll fund it. You run it. People have told me to do that. In order for me to do that, I'd have to take some amateur fights because I won't allow myself to, to run a gym if I haven't taken any amateur fights. I think that's a bad move. But also, I just don't have the time for that. The, the, the, the, the demand the attention to, to get a gym fleshed out and then, you know, I guess ideally one day you put coaches in there. I just don't. I want somebody else to, to come here, open a gym. There's nothing going on here as far as a gym goes. And I think it's fertile ground for one. And we would be able to blast it all the time. We would put attention on that bad boy all the time. So I think it could be a great deal for somebody, if anybody's already looking to, to do that. Thank you very much for the $2 donation, Chuck. So we wrote that down. Let's check out the. Hold on, where am I? I got to get back to this. And we'll bring this back up on the stage in one second. I just want to address these. Okay, here we go. We got some more cash app donations. Thank you to Scott for the 13 and 33 cent donation. Congratulations, man. Glad you're back Guam and solo. Thank you very much. I know that that silly goose doesn't like it, but I'm glad somebody does like it. It's not a good show. I understand, but we're just trying to hang with the chat and bring some community together and, and this enables me to do that. Thank you once again to Emily Perea. God bless the Pareka sent me $2. Thank you. Reach out to Avoiding Babylon, Robin Anthony. Avoiding Babylon Robin, Anthony. I'll look into it. Avoiding Babylon, Rob and Anthony. Thank you, Emily. I will look into it. Okay. And let me just check real quick. PayPal. I've not turned on my notifications, for which, you know, I really have to. It's only been years. Okay, still not there. Let's go back to this thing that I was talking about. Tyranny number one says I'm blind. Blapping. Is you blapping or is you guamin? Is you blapping or is You Guamin. Amen. Rat says biblical. A rapture is not biblical. Jesus is probably not on Three Eye Atlas. I mean, that's. That's true. As far as the Three Eye Atlas goes, I don't know. I mean, you know me. I'm in no position to talk about whether or not the rapture is biblical. We've talked about it with, with, you know, the terminology rapture doesn't seem to appear anywhere. Anywhere in the Bible. But this idea that a rapture is a spiritual or supernatural. I forget how he describes it. Like moving of an individual from one place to another by like, supernatural means. I mean, memes means that's happened, obviously. But yeah, the. The terminology rapture doesn't appear. Boop. Nephilim targets at the range. I don't even know how that got on the screen. I'd just be clicking everything. But yeah, yeah, I mean, right now my feed is filled with all kinds of Three Eye Atlas crap. And all of it is just like, totally. It's total. It's people saying things like, elon Musk has confirmed that Three Eye Atlas is in fact a craft. And then, you know, you don't have to, but if you look it up at all, you go, that's simply not true. But it's just everywhere. It's all over the. The feed is saturated in it. All right? Silly goose says nds, Ouija board, coffee tables. Bad idea. Bad idea. A silly goose. Silly goose. What are you doing? What are you doing? You're being a. You're. You're. You're. You're. You're being a silly goose. That's what's going on. All right? He who sent me is trustworthy. And what I have heard from him, I tell the world, Elder I, Leader of the G. The Galactic Federation. Did we even explain what that is? The Galactic Federation of Light is basically a conglomeration of representatives from different alien races that are, you know, studying the development of mankind and who have determined that we have reached a stage in our development where it's time to ascend, but we're being held back by evil A holes who are in leadership positions around the world. And what they're trying to do is. They're trying to. They're working covertly. Trust a plan. Patriots are in control. I mean, Pleiadians are in control. It's the same shit. They're working tirelessly behind the scenes because they love us. So. And they're going to remove these people from power and they're going to help humanity ascend.
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
This is just part of that narrative. Very gay Elder Ikai, a leader of the Galactic Federation, was Jesus's spirit guide and the voice he called Father in heaven. Man, they're just like they're trying because they realize how obviously true the story of, of the coming of Christ is that they have to co opt it and try to, you know, insert their own crap because they, there was a time where like it used to if the further back in time you go because people have always had interactions with this sort of thing. Ascended masters shout out to David Ike they wouldn't even incorporate Jesus Christ into their stories. But it's, it's much like Nathaniel Gillis says, the phenomenon will constantly change according to what we're most likely to believe at the time. So this thing has changed over time and I think now especially that we're experiencing like this revival. And you can say what you want about the revival, you know, things like Charlie Kirk, the lockdowns, yada yada yada, have really made people start turning towards Christ. And you could have a conversation about what version of Christianity that is, Christian nationalism, etc. Etc. The bottom line is the consensus of Jesus Christ is overwhelming at this point right now. This thing has to adapt and it has to start figuring out how to incorporate it into its, into its Son of man means like a human, but not a human. Jesus wasn't the, the only son of man. I mean it's just like, it's super. Look, here we go. He said to them, you are from below, I am from above. You are of this world. I am not of this world. Yes, yes, yes. So like cherry picking things and, and trying to make it, you know, fit this Galactic Federation of Light narrative. It's like star, Star Trek. That's what people are willing and look, I'll give it to him. Homos, atheists, New Age losers are very attracted to like the Star Trek aesthetic, right? So, so, and, and you got to think about this too. It's like the propaganda machine Hollywood has been feeding us. This, what we're looking at right Here on the screen. Are we looking at this on the screen? Hold on a second. Okay, we are looking at this on the screen. So. So Hollywood has been feeding us this for a long time. Hollywood is a propaganda machine. Hollywood is predictive programming. They're giving you a scaffolding upon which to cast your own understanding or at least something to grip onto to understand this great psyop that they plan on feeding us. And I think even though this is super gay, this is a lot more nefarious than maybe that. Then we're giving it credit right now because we're laughing at it. But this is the sort of thing, you know, whether it's Three Eye Atlas and I agree with, with Amon Rat, I don't think that, that Jesus is riding Three Eye Atlas and he's on his way here and that we're gonna get this like fake antichrist version of Jesus when that happens. But I do think, you know, number one, Three Eye Atlas does give me pause. It's weird how many eggs they're putting in that basket. It seems like they would like this to accomplish something. You know what I mean? If they have an agenda, they want to push it forward. It seems like somebody who's got an agenda, shout out Abby Loeb and anal Paulina Luna. They want something to happen, it seems, and they'd like Three Eye Atlas to do that. And I don't know if it's the Jordan Crowder thing where we had him on the show when he's talking about these galactic energies, which even that is a little bit woo woo for me, but he's, you know, these galactic energies that this thing is going to emit because Umua Mua, when it came around right after that we got the lockdowns. And then previously to that in 2017, we had another interstellar object pass through. And, and, and after that we got these big Pentagon releases, you know, that were kind of like UAP flavored, alien flavored kind of. It was like when the Pentagon was like, we have recovered off world crashed craft. Remember that? Back in 2017. And everybody was like, what? And then it just kind of like went away. And I think that was during the time where we were getting, you know, after that we got peppered with the Bob Lazar story through Joe Rogan. So. So Jordan Crowder suspects that like each time one of these interstellar objects passes through, and it's really not the third one, according to Jordan, we just developed the technology to detect these things and then we detected three since we've built that Technology. But he goes, every time they pass through, something interesting happens. He's expecting something to happen. So it was like, I think there might be something to it. Whatever. I think mostly it's gay and funny, though. It's a great source of comedy for me. The 3i Atlas thing. And so is this. This is very funny to me. And then we're going to read scripture and they're going to try to bend it to fit their. Their big gay thing. But I like what Top is saying here. Dumbest, gayest shit I've read in a while. Hope he posts more. And I think so, too. I hope he does, because I like to see what these. What these people are falling for. Let's see. We got one of the homies here. Why the f do aliens and people from the future always have to come back in some effing uniforms and silver boots looking like gays? That's how you know it ain't Jesus. Shout out to the noticing walrus. Hey, Shout out to Milkis Dogus, man. These are all the homies. Isn't Jesus supposed to come back in the same body? I wanted you guys to ask Ed about that. It's a good question. Colin says, what's it say? Rule with an iron fist or something? What is this? Oh, no. Look at Top Lobster. This is. This is. This is Top right now. This is Top. If he breathes in any more acrylic, feed fumes. Top has got his space laser from the Jews, and he's been making these really, really wonderful, beautiful signs that we've got hung up all around the studio right now. But he is, I think, breathing in too much acrylic and, and. And soon will be transforming. Oopsie. We go this, we do this, we add this to the stage and then we do this. That's what we do. All right, we're going to take a little break. I got to make a pee pee. And then we're going to come back, we're going to open the lines for the calls. Guys, that number at the bottom, let's wait for. Whoa. When did I get a logo? Where did that pop up? What's that? Look at that. Look at the top. Look at. Look at that. Top's in here doing something I didn't even know he popped in. 321-209-8551. We're gonna open the lines after I take a pee break. What's this? Is this a customer got it for me? That's not true. Why do you say this? That's not true. No, you guys can't be on the camera. Get out of here. What is this? This is wonderful. It's some sort of like a. There's sugar in this, isn't there? This is some sort of cappuccino made by Matt and Mason at the standard coffee shop. Guys, come to the standard coffee shop. Come hang out. Wow, that's good. That's really good. See, I'm not allowed to have sugar, though. They don't understand that about me because I get fat. I get fat if I. If I have sugar. This is wonderful, though. Wow, that's really good. I've been asking this question. It's like you as an NDS enjoyer, as a dangerous retard, as a coffee enjoyer, as a Florida person. If you're a Florida person out there, why are you not at the standard coffee shop? Why aren't you hanging out? It's been so cool. The amount of people that come and they hang out at the shop and. And kick it with us. It's. It's wonderful. Okay. You know. Damn it. What? My baby mama ho ass. I. I have actually lost a considerable amount of weight. I look. I do look like today on this camera, though. I don't know what it is. I. I look puffy and shitty. I've lost a lot of weight. I've been going to the gym five days a week. Five days a week. But no, this is important information that, that Matt needs to understand. And guys, it's. It's Matt with three T's. If you could, you know, really get that through. It's Matt with. With three T's. So after we take a brief pee pee break and I. I don't have anything. We're just gonna play the intro on loop, guys. That's what we're gonna do for. For maybe two to three minutes. I'm just gonna go p. We're gonna come back, we're gonna open up the lines. 321-209-8551. You're gonna call in, we'll take your calls, we'll put you live on the air and. And it'll be real good. All right, you know what? What's going on here? Why is. I realized before that it seemed like my audio from my laptop. Luckily I didn't need it at the time. Was coming through something else. We should try to fix that real quick. I'll be very embarrassed if I can't get it. If I can't get it going right now. Hold on, hold on. Let's. Let's look at this. Actually, I suppose I could look at this while the. While we're on break. Okay, we're gonna go to break, and then. And then we'll be back. Let's put this on loop. I am producing in real time, guys. I am trying loop. Not that kind of loop. We'll be back. All right, we're back. Sorry about that, guys. Yeah, I know. We. It's a little bit jarring to hear the intro over and over again. I. I tried to get as much of this sorted as I possibly could coming into this, and. And I'm not that bright, so there's a lot of things I'm very sure that I missed. Okay, we're gonna test out this system here before we open up the. What do you call it? Before we open up the lines. And the way we're gonna test this out is we're gonna go to. We're on do not disturb right now. Okay. We're gonna go to voicemails, and we're gonna play a voicemail. We're gonna make sure that this actually. What's up, Matt? I'm back on, but it's fine. It's a. It's a total chill show. We could. You want to talk? This is really good.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
We don't have another mic, dude, or I would.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
No, well, I mean, we have, but.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
I just thought you were pumped yesterday for those baptism passages about, like, the Red Sea, like, Israel was baptized in the red.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
That was really cool. Yeah. And you said that I had old enemies, but now that I've been baptized, what are the new enemies that I have, Matt?
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
We're gonna find out on this side of the Jordan river, bro.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Why is Top calling? Look at it. He's calling. Hold on a second. He's like, nobody can hear you. Come on speaker.
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
What's up, Top? You're on speaker. Oh, wait, hold on a second. I'm sorry. You're coming through my iPhone. Can you hear me? Yep. If you want to unmute the mic, you have to do it on the board. So click the little circle. Circle over to combo 2 long. Press it and it'll unmute it and then you can have a second guess. Look at. This guy is just. He's on it. Thank you, dude. I appreciate it. Goodbye. So nobody heard any of that? No, no, no. He was saying if I want to have you come on the show, I could just go to the board and unmute the mic and then add it. Are you sure? Is it. Is it packed out there?
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
Mason, you good for a second? Why are you saying it like that?
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Guys, we might have Matt on the show and we. We. We might do a little call in with Matt. Matt, why don't you. Yeah, let's do that one. Because that. I've made such a mess of things. So. Which microphone is that? Give me a second. We're going to produce in real time, guys. We're going to go to here. Settings, Storage device, Audio delay, Multi track Video storage. Man, I should have paid attention to what Top said here, let's go back here. Hdmi. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. If I press and hold it. What if I press this? No, no, it's definitely not on.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
Blah, blah, blah.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't think I remember how to have what he said at all back. No, I know that. Home we go here. No, no, if we press that. That's not good. Let's go. Combo. No. Oh, boy. That doesn't seem right. I don't think this is gonna work. We gotta wait. We gotta wait for Top to give it a call again because I don't know what. What I'm doing. I'm not gonna lie to you. What are you doing? That's not how you wear the headphones. No, you loop them over your ear. Matt, they don't just sit in your ear. Yeah, like that. That's literally not what you're doing right there. Well, they're not. No, there's. There's no way to mess up the show. This is just. It's on. You put it on. What if I say horrifying things? I don't think that they. I know what they did not like. What's that?
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
There was a guy who said mean things.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, yeah. Silly Goose said. Said mean things and the people outside didn't like it.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
Somebody called him an asshat, which I.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Thought, well, that's not nice. Don't call Silly Goose and Ass Hat. Well, I. I can't. I'm sorry, Matt. I can't get you hooked up right now. I know you're talking into the mic and you feel good about it, but nobody can hear you see that? Look, I got a logo.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
Oh, that's solid.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Isn't that pretty cool? All right, so we're gonna get into a little bit of these. I hope you guys can hear it. I'm sorry. Top's listening right now. He's like, this guy's an idiot. He didn't listen. I didn't listen to. Because it was in the moment. And. And, you know, I get wrapped up in all the energy of things I couldn't hear.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
I can't just talk to you about baptism without a mic.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Well, I mean, you could, but nobody would hear you. That's my phone. Why are you doing that? I got another voice memo here. Let's. Let's go. We're gonna listen to some of these voice memos. You can read the transcripts because you won't be able to hear it. Where the hell are my voice memos? Messages? Calls. Calls. Messages. No, we're in settings. That's what's going on. That's a huge problem. Okay. Boom. So we're gonna play one, and I hope that you guys can hear it. We're gonna test this out. This is sharing, and the audio is on. Chat, please. You guys can hear Matt. Oh, that's cool. We can hear Matt. All right. Okay, Matt, you could. You can talk about the baptism thing if you like, while I set this up. What were you gonna say?
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
Well, no, no, I was just gonna engage with you on it, on the reality that in 1 Corinthians 10, Paul says that. You know, he's saying that all these things. Things happened to Israel as examples for us.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Okay.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
One of those things was the baptism in the cloud and in the sea.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Baptism in the cloud.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
Oh, that's heavy, bro.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I don't understand that.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
Baptized in the spirit, right?
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, okay. Okay.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
There's a water baptism, and then there's baptized in the spirit, which Jesus does, which is also referred to as a baptism by fire, which some people think is two different things. So there would be, like, three things, but we won't get into all that. Please go back to work.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
What do you want? Mason? Why? Mason? What about the floor? Unbelievable, dude. No, it's fine. It's fine. Okay.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
But anyway, so if that is a type. And when they were baptized in the Red Sea, one of the things that happened was their enemies on this side, right?
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, the world. Yeah, right. Because.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
Because me and you never lived under. Under the Jewish law, but we were enslaved to the world system.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Maybe not you, dude.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
Yeah, maybe you did. But Egypt is, like, symbolic of the World, Right? Like, we've been saved and taken out of the world. Like in the Galatian letter, it says that we've been delivered from the world.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Okay?
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Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
So we're coming out, right? And those enemies chasing us. The Egyptian army gets drowned in the Red Sea. They no longer have access to us on this side of the water. And Paul is saying, baptism is like that. And I know that's a trippy thought, and maybe some people are saying, no, you're drawing too much into it. That's, you know, some symbolism that's not there.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Okay.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
I would say I've seen that in my own life, and I've witnessed that in other people as well, that that is, in fact, true.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Huh. I mean, that's a lot to grasp. That's heavy. I don't know. Kind of.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
Oh, dude, just watch, dude. There's going to be certain things that used to have access to you that used to mess with you, that no longer have access to you on this side of the water. But in the same token, other things.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Are gonna get access to me. All right? All right. Whoop. My baby mama's ass says my sound is out. Is that true? I don't think that that's true. Okay, look, we're gonna get into some of these things here because I don't know if you guys were able to hear Matt. Some of you said yes, some of you said no. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna play a voice memo, and please chat. Let me know if you guys can hear this. Okay? We're gonna play one right now. Oh, okay. Here we go. One, two, three.
Emily (Caller)
Good morning, David. How's it feel to be baptized and sinless? Welcome. Welcome to the family of Christ. I love you, even if I give you a hard time. Emily out.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Did you guys hear that? Did you guys hear that? Hold on, let me check in with the chat. Voice memo is good. Thank you, Ryan. Drew, how does it feel? Thank you, Emily, for the. The voice memo, for the kind words. How does it feel to be. Let me go back and read that. I'm sorry. I was so caught up with it. Baptized and sinless. Welcome to the family of Christ. You know what's funny is after I got baptized yesterday, somebody, I think it was Top's mom, shout out to Mama Lobster called me brother David, which. Which I thought was very funny. Welcome to the family. Yeah, I mean, it feels good. We talked a little bit about the baptism before, and it's just a big relief, you know what I mean? And. And it's a. It's an important step, for obvious reasons, but it's a. It's an important step for what we do here. You know, Matt is talking about enemies on the other side of the sea being Egypt. Egypt is the world, but there are other enemies on the other side. And I think that, you know, we. We talk about this all the time. This is a Christian show. We're looking through the Christian worldview. We may not be the best Christians ourselves. I'm a. But, you know, I think it's. It's another layer of not standing in the gap, sort of, and. And definitively picking a side. So. So very important. How does it feel? How does it feel? It feels. It feels nice. I think it feels nice because, like I said, it's. It's a load off, especially when it comes to my family. But also, people have been wonderful. And I know that's not, like, the most important aspect of. Of this at all, but it is. It is. It's nice. You know what I mean? Especially for me, given my history on X, on Twitter, on. On. On all these various platforms, I have experienced the negative. You reap what you sow. I did that to myself, obviously. But it's far and few in between that you do a thing or you. Or you talk about a thing, and it's so positively received by the community. And I know that may sound like it's for the wrong reasons, but yesterday, you know, the sermon that my pastor was giving was talking about the body of Christ, the church, God's people. And. And it was like one of the first times as I'm listening to this, I'm like, maybe that is important because you guys know me. I'm kind of like a solo guy. I don't really like, you know, I have a very small circle of people, and I'm very standoffish. You put me in a church situation. They, like, turn to your neighbor, say you love them, that kind of thing. I'm like, I don't even know you, dog. But just talking about. And this might be a stupid analogy, but Pastor Rick is talking about how glad it makes God when his people are together and how grave of a trespassing it is to do anything that would break up the body of Christ. And I was just thinking about something. This thought came on me. I'm in church, and I'm like thinking about these times where I used to have this friend group back in New Jersey, and I would host these, you know, events. It would be like a fight night. Let's say. And I would invite everybody over, and the wife and I would. You know, we'd clean the house. We'd. We'd make everything really nice. We'd set out all this food. You know, we would labor and labor and. And then we would get these people together who weren't necessarily, like, close. It's kind of like this island of misfit toys. But the more people that were there, the better it felt and the more meaningful it was to me when all these people were together. And that may not be, like, the best analogy, but, like, I imagine that God may feel similarly. Maybe that's douchey to put that on God is the way that I feel and say, like, project that on God. But, you know, like. Like Matt will host these events, and when you show up, it's not an event. It's just. It's. You know, we're just getting together. Last time it was pumpkin painting for, like, the kids and everything. So he's got, like, this fire pit with a big white surface above it in the backyard, and he's projecting, you know, a movie for the kids on it. And there's these pumpkins, and there's a table set up, and the kids are painting pumpkins, and all these people are together. We're drinking and we're eating and we're hanging. And I know that feels good for him. And I know when I used to do those things, it felt good for me. So, like, yeah, it does make the heart of God glad when his people are together. Does that make sense? Man, I don't even know how the heck we got to that. Thank you, Emily, for the. For the. For the kind words. Thank you for the voice memo. Glad this is working. I can see this next one. I don't even know what this is. All right, here we go. We're gonna. We're gonna let this one rip. And then after we get through these, we're gonna open up the lines for calls.
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This is. This. Is this one, 800-fat- girls. Like, I'm looking for a fat girl. Anyway, this is me Cavern, man. I'm at Packer. I like to say it.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Thank you, man. Thank you. Me, Kevin, good to hear from you, brother. He's looking for fat girls. No, you didn't call the fat girl hotline. This isn't the fat girl hotline. Although this might be the fat boy hotline, according to Q in the chat and also everybody else, not the fat girl hotline. But it's good to hear from you. Meet Kevin. I hope everything Is. Is. Is. Well, on your end, meet Kevin. Being one of the longtime homies of the show. And it's nice to put a. A voice to the name, the disturbing screen name that is Meat Cavern. Thank you for. This is not. This is not 1-800-FAT Girls, but thank you very much for. For calling. Okay, this one has no transcription available, but I don't think there's anything on it. We'll let it rip. Nope. Sounds like somebody got cold feet. I have your phone number. I'll call you back. Okay, and. And we're gonna play this last one and then we'll open up the line to. To some calls. See, here we go.
Caller/Guest
Hey, Raven, this is Chuck. I think you guys are doing great. I had to wake up to watch your show. God bless you and your baptism, you and your family. God bless. And out.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, man. I don't know if you could hear that because it was a little bit low, but I think I know who this is. This is the homie Chuck. Shout out to Chuck. Thank you for all the support, man. Thank you for the kind words. Says that we're doing great and he's happy to wake up and watch the show. I think he's. He's, he's a little bit west of us, so I know that this is earlier for you West Coastians. I don't know if he's. He's really a West Coastian, but he's. I don't think he's in the same time zone here on the East Coast. And I could hear you, Chuck. I could hear that you're a little. I hear the sleepiness in your voice said God bless you on your baptism. Thank you very much. And, and also to. To me and my family, I appreciate it. Like I said, guys, super cool that we got all three of us done, you know, one and done. But yeah, man. Thank you, Chuck. Thank you for the kind words. I hope you're doing well. I know Matt is chatting you up all the time. I hope he's not keeping you too long, Chuck, because, because, because Matt is very chatty and Matt's a very personable guy. He wants your phone number, he wants to talk to you. And, and. Oh, that's right. I did meet. Meet Cavern at Bro Grove 3. Thank you, Ayman Rat. You're right. I'm such an a hole. It's just, you know what it is? It's like, you know, unless you have it on your chest, I don't know who's. Whose screen name is who, but I know Chuck, that That Matt's been talking to you. He's always telling us that he's talking to Chuck, and. And I go, chuck's got a life, dude. Chuck doesn't want to be bothered by you all the time, Matt. But Matt will keep you on the phone as he does. He does the same thing to me. He'll keep me on the phone for a podcast length of time. A podcast length of time. And it's very. It's very. So I hope he's not doing that to you, Chuck. I know he gets carried away. Matt does. I know he gets carried away. All right. All right. So I'm glad we're hearing this. And we're gonna open the lines here in a minute. Let me just check in with the chat, see how you guys are hanging. That was Q claiming to be Meat Cavern calling you. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Q, why would you do such a thing? Why would you impersonate the. The fine, upstanding gentleman that is Meat Cavern? Unbelievable. All the episode resubmissions made me forget about this one dude. Well, so, you know, we've been. We've been. Chuck says he talks more than Matt. I don't think that's possible, Chuck. I don't think that's possible. Matt is chatty. I got to tell him. Sometimes I go, hey, man, that's a lot of talking. Like, from a dude that talks a lot, that's a lot of talking. And I just don't. I don't want him to be a burden to you, Chuck. I don't want Matt to get overbearing and keep you. Keep you on the phone too much. What the heck was I saying? I forgot what I was saying. Q. I can't believe it. Q impersonated Meet Kevin. That's not me. Kevin. All right.
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
We're going to. Emily says, where's Grandpa Leon? When you. Dude, thank God. I wouldn't have been doing a. A call in show all those. All those months or whatever ago when Leon was. If, you know, you know, if anybody remembers Grandpa Leon. Good God, what's going on with that guy? I just know that If I. If I was doing a call in show and he was. He was kicking around and, oh, my God, it would be. It would be too much. It'd be too much. All right, we're gonna do a thing. We're gonna open up the lines, and I guess in the meantime, I haven't really figured out how we're gonna do this, but I. I suppose what we'll do is we will read some. Some of the chat. Oh, I know. I got some stuff from Red Beard. Red Beard sent me some stuff, and maybe we'll.
Caller/Guest
We'll.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
We'll pull that up. We might have to do that towards the end of the show, though, because I don't want to get interrupted by calls. The lines are now open. 321-209-8551. If you want to call, please be a normal per. That's too much to ask. I can't ask you guys to be normal. But. But we'll. You know, forgive me if this gets a little bit clunky in the beginning. I don't know what's gonna happen. I don't know if it's gonna ring, if we're gonna hear it on the show, I imagine. And then we'll. We'll get it started, and. And. And. And we'll try to answer it and. Oh, you know what? You know what? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Let me put it back on. Do not disturb. I gotta make sure. I told myself this last night to audio settings. Okay, so the microphone. We want it to be the Rodecaster chat. Boom. Okay. Allow. While visiting the site. Great. Ringing. Ringing. Speakers. Speakers. Boom, boom, boom. Okay, good. We're all set up now. I just had to make sure this was coming through the right stuff. All right, do not disturb is officially off. The lines are open. What's our phone number here, guys? 351209, 8551. Give us a call. And in the meantime, let's. Let's check in with the chat. Let's talk to you guys. This is what I wanted to do. This is what I wanted to do. Yo, hit some topics. We have no topics for this show. Oh, but we do have a phone call coming in. All right, thank you for calling the Raven. What's your name?
Emily (Caller)
Where are you from, Emily? Your mother's ass. Whoa.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
What? You're not from my. You're not a butt baby from my mom. What's up, Em?
Emily (Caller)
I'm your homunculus older sister. Don't you know?
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I knew there was a homunculus joke in There somewhere. What are you doing this morning?
Emily (Caller)
Shout out Juan on one obligatory. Sponsored by Carl's Jr. I'm currently folding laundry before I have to go do my glucose test, so. And my glucose test.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Why are you getting your glucose tested?
Emily (Caller)
Because I'm growing a baby.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, that's right. How far along are you?
Emily (Caller)
That's right. 24 weeks and like three days or something.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Dang, you're.
Emily (Caller)
Yeah, we're about halfway through.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
You're close. You're close. How you feeling?
Emily (Caller)
Pretty good actually. Like other than not being able to work out and ride my little beast of Clayton anymore. It's great.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
You know what's funny? My wife, My wife, like yesterday or. Yeah, I think it was yesterday. She's been feeling a little bit.
Emily (Caller)
She give you the have another baby look?
David El Corbo (The Raven)
No, my wife is very hesitant on the, on the second baby front. I'm open to it, but I'm not like advocating for it. I always kind of joke around with her. I go, if it happens, it happens. Everything's going to be great. I'll take care of you. But she's been feeling.
Emily (Caller)
Well, now that you're. Now that you're a Christian and you've been baptized. Children are gifts from God. And I'm just gonna tell you that Tom and I were together for a good chunk of time and very irresponsible and it wasn't until our confirmation and then 60 days later, like 57 days later, my dude baby.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Well, I mean, you know, my, my son is 10 years old. Yeah.
Emily (Caller)
Heather's gonna be 13. Heather's gonna be 13, like three days before this baby comes out. There's a 13 year gap, honey.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I've been seeing stuff lately where it's like somebody's got like a, you know, a. I've been seeing things where like an older kid, you know, around my son's age is happy because, you know, mom's pregnant and he's got a sibling coming. And I go like, the age gap isn't really that big of a deal. And then, you know, if. If we do have a baby, he's got a he or she has a, A good older brother, you know, and I'd be really old enough to be.
Emily (Caller)
A little self sufficient, maybe even helpful. It'll teach him some responsibility and accountability. Hadley started doing her own laundry when.
Caller/Guest
She found out I was pregnant.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Interesting.
Emily (Caller)
The load.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
If I could get him to clean his own room on his own accord, that would be. That would be something. But I would have a kind of.
Emily (Caller)
A built in, figure that out. When you figure that out, you let me know, because the Goblin Den is my biggest failure as a mother.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I. You know what I do? I remove.
Emily (Caller)
All the children are like that, though. All the children are like that. This is the thing I'm learning. None of us talk about it. None of us say, oh, yeah, the Goblin Dungeon. None of us admitted. But all of us parents know that between the ages of, like, 9 and 16. It's a fucking dump. It's trash. It's. Don't go in there. Don't be mad about it. Keep the door shut. When it starts smelling, start yelling.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Well, he's got a. He's got his own bathroom, which is. Which is a crazy move because, you know, the place has two bathrooms and it's, like, attached to his bedroom. And it was such a gamble. I'm like, do I give him the one that has the. The, you know, the guest. Like, if you come over my house, you have access to that bathroom. I go, that one's going to be gross. Have to clean it like maniacs. And then we're cleaning his bathroom, which I wanted to teach him some responsibility. He's got to do it. And. But then it just turned into, like, his bathroom. Like, he broke the toy. He's 10 years old. I don't understand how he did this. He broke the toilet seat off the toilet. And I'm looking at it, like, I see how it goes together. I'm like, what did you do, dude? Like, he's got to be, like, standing on it or dancing on it. But it would be interesting, like a.
Emily (Caller)
Little dance while he was pooping.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I have no idea. I have no idea half the stuff the kid does. What is going on. But it would be interesting to see that shift in him if he had a sibling. And so. So, you know, all that to say that my wife was like, you know, I went out the other night to get some snacks for movie night, and she goes, you know, pick me up a pregnancy test. I go, huh? And where I was going, didn't have one. It didn't have one. You know, but whatever happens, if God wants it to happen, that it happens. And I'm. And I'm all for it if it doesn't happen. That's cool. I have no plans to do it. But it's not about my plans, right? It's about God's plan. So if it happens, it happens in it. And I'll be, well, I'm happy to hear that you're. You're doing well. And congratulations on your. Your pregnancy. Would you say 24? 24 weeks, yeah.
Emily (Caller)
24 weeks, yeah.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Having a girl right around the corner. When's Your due date?
Emily (Caller)
February 13, which is a Friday, which I am hoping for.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, good. So after Christmas beats you down, then you get to look forward to more money in February.
Emily (Caller)
No, no, Christmas isn't a beat down. Christmas is wonderful. As a Catholic, it's the most magical time of year. It's when God was born.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Well, I'm glad to hear it. Look, Emily, thank you for. For calling in. First caller. Emily, thank you so much for supporting the show and for being a homie as long as you've been.
Caller/Guest
Yep.
Emily (Caller)
God bless you, David.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
God bless you, and God bless the parekas. All right, guys. Boop. Did I do that right? That was. That went pretty smooth, huh? That went pretty smooth. All right. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if we're gonna. Oh, man, we're getting another call already. All right, cool. Let's. Let's do it. And boom. Thank you for calling the Raven. What's your name? Where are you from? Did it work? Did I do it wrong? That's odd. You might be muted. Oh, here we go. I hear some sound. No, I think. I think I was up. Here we go. Wait. Fart David. Are you kidding me? Is this a prank call? Who is this? Yeah, I hear you. Too scared to speak up. Unbelievable. Fart. What? What did you say? I know exactly who that was. I know exactly who that was. No respect. Prank phone calling. The second call of the show, ladies and gentlemen, A prank phone call. And I'm Fart David. Unbelievable. Guys, the lines are open. Shout out to Top Lops's children. 321-209-8551. Call in and say whatever you want to say. Let's check in with the chat. Yep. Nancy knows exactly what little lobster. The little lobsters got their. Their pincers out. And you know what they say about me? They say that I work at the fart factory, which is simply not true. I'm unemployed. I would say that they work at the fart factory and that they're on the shift. And somebody. Speaking of writing people up, Mason needs to be written up and the lobster children need to be written up. All right, we got another one coming in. Let's go. Thank you for calling the Raven. What's your name? Where are you from?
Caller/Guest
Oh, this is Tyler from Ohio.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
This is collar. Like a collar of a shirt. From Ohio.
Caller/Guest
Tyler.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, Tyler. I'm sorry. I'm retarded. What's going on, Tyler?
Caller/Guest
Nothing, man. What's going on with you besides having an awesome morning show?
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I don't know. I mean, is it all. I'm doing my best, you know, we're, we're here. I was a little bit not nervous, you know, because I used to do the other show and that was always a good time. But the I'm here with spinquest where.
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
At my old studio, if you even want to call it that, I used to just have like a camera, like a webcam and then I'm on streamyard and I'm going, what you guys can't see is like I'm at a table with like, you know, five different mics, there's three different cameras, there's studio lighting and everything. It's gotten a lot, a lot crazier. But all things considered, I. I think I'm doing great. What about you, man?
Caller/Guest
Almost like. Almost like you're a professional.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I wouldn't go that far.
Caller/Guest
Almost.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Almost, yeah, almost even. That's a little bit of a stretch. But yeah, I mean, it definitely feels. It feels a lot. Where'd you say you were from, Tyler?
Caller/Guest
Ohio.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Ohio. Ohio. That's too far. I just want people to come down to the studio and hang out. And in Ohio is too far. I mean, unless you're willing to make the trip.
Caller/Guest
I've thought about it. I'm making it up to Grog Grove though. Would be the one to do. I don't know about just coming to a coffee shop.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Well, I mean, it's a great coffee shop. Shout out to Matt in the standard coffee shop. But I agree, I hear what you're saying. I mean, you'd have to drink a lot of coffee to make it worth it. We had Brad Lale of the Awakened podcast in the studio just the other day and he came from South Carolina. Dude, seven hours. Seven hours. And. And then when it's over, I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm gonna go eat some Chinese food and then I'm gonna go drive another seven hours. So. Which is what he did. We ended the show and then he drove another seven hours. But, but bro Grove, I mean, that's the real move. You come down first week of March. Speaking of the guy who helped me figure out a little bit of how to do this show, I was inspired by, quite frankly. I know I invited, I watch his show. Do you, you're, you're a frankly?
Caller/Guest
Yeah, I am a frankly. Recently, I probably only listened for the last couple of months or so. So it's actually kind of cool to have a call in show in the morning because I'm a, I like, I'm like you, I like my bedtime, you know, 8, 9 o', clock, so. And that's a little bit too late to call into, quite frankly.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah. Are you, is Ohio is still East Coast? Isn't it like a time zone?
Caller/Guest
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's gonna 1046 here.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I don't even know what time it is here. Oh my God. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Frank does his show a little bit later. I mean, we'll be doing a night show, so, so the Raven is also. We're gonna go live Wednesday nights at 7pm really? For those, those west coast people who can't. But like, it's not a night show, right? It's 7:00pm, dog. Like in, in the summertime it's still going to be bright out. So at least we're moving into those winter hours. It's going to be a little bit darker. But it's only a night show for a few months out of the year. I just can't do it, man. I'm with you. Like 8 o', clock, 9 o' clock rolls around, I'm tired. But you gotta get, I mean, you'll be at the coffee shop, you'll have some coffee and you, because that first day for, for Bohemian Grove, I was saying earlier in the show, you know, we'll have Frank here. What's that?
Caller/Guest
I, I was, I, I really called in. I wanted to ask you what, what could I say or what direction could I nudge you? Prepare yourself to stop belching into the microphone.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, dude. I mean, I'm, I'm a gassy guy. I, I, I have like.
Caller/Guest
Do you enjoy doing it? Is it.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
No. I mean, like, there's some times maybe it's a nervous thing there, can't help it. Times where I just have. How do I get you to stop belching? I don't know, dude. I don't know. Is it chat? Guys, I know that, that, that, that Tyler is, he's off Put for it. I was told, Tyler, that it was endearing. Some people say best part of the show, not the case.
Caller/Guest
No, I. I could care less either way. I just wanted something to talk about.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
You know what it is, man? I think I need, like, some sort of gut biome correction. I gotta talk to Matt because Matt's the guy that knows, like, all the different. You know, like, my wife doesn't do well with sleep. My wife, she's like a bit of an insomniac. And he knows, like, the combination. He's like, oh, ashwagandha and then some sort of glypho. Glyphosate. I don't know what the hell it's called, but it's like a magnesium type of deal. But he's like, I know the correct lineup of supplements in order to, like, achieve sleep. He's a big supplements guy. I got to talk to him and say, do you know the correct lineup of supplements that is going to kill whatever's going on in my gut at any given time. A long time running, Tyler, that I've had gut issues, and I don't think it's going to stop anytime soon. Dude, I'm. I'm belching. I'm sorry.
Caller/Guest
All right, well, I mean, okay, I tried.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I appreciate the effort. Look, Tyler, are we gonna see you, bro? He. Me and Grover. What.
Caller/Guest
You said March 1st week of March, brother.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
We're talking Feb. I mean, Friday, Saturday.
Caller/Guest
I can't say. Give you a definite yes, but I' ma try.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Damn it, Tyler. I need.
Caller/Guest
I am a working man, and there's the position I'm in. There are no replacements, so it has to line up that there isn't a lot going on at work.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
What do you do?
Caller/Guest
It is. I just lawn care, but it's a small crew, and I'm pretty much the only one that can do what I do, which is lawn treatment.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, man. See, this is what happens. You find yourself in a specialty position where you have a stranglehold on knowledge, and now you're a guy that's irreplaceable. You got to be more replaceable. Tyler. That's my. That's my advice to you. You gotta stop showing what you can do and. And tone it down a little bit. No, I mean, don't do that. It's. It's important to be somebody.
Caller/Guest
That's exactly what I tell all the kids. And they come in like, look, just do as little as possible. You know, stay out of. Out of sight.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
And, yeah, you'll be good under the radar, Fly under the radar. I'm not. Look, I don't want to get too deep into it, but I will say, you ever work a place that, that sees that you have all this promise and this ability and then they, what they start to do is utilize more? They want more and more, dude. They want more and more. And then if you go like, hey, it's, you know, I got no more to give. And then all of a sudden they're mad at you and you go, you look over at the other dude who's half assing it and he's got no problems, not a care in the world. Nobody's breathing down his neck. He's outside for 27 cigarette breaks and nobody gives a damn but you. The guy with the skill set, that's the guy that they're going to have expect. You don't want expectations guys. You want them to set them real low, come in the door, say, I'm retarded, but I work hard and they'll go, that's all we need from you. Don't ever show them that you're not. Don't ever show them that you're not.
Caller/Guest
Well, that's, that's up front. I make sure everybody knows that I'm half.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
There you go. Well, listen, Tyler, thank you so much, dude, for calling in. Yeah, and I appreciate.
Caller/Guest
No more breaks. I gotta go.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
All right, get back. Later, Tyler. Oh, wow, we got another one coming in. All right, well, I guess we'll get straight to it. Boop. Thank you for calling the Raven. What's your name? Where you from?
Caller/Guest
Hey, this is Woody.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Woody, what's going on, Woody? What can I do for you? What the hell? Did he hang up? Oh no. We got another call.
Caller/Guest
I'm here, brother. Hey, man, I've been watching for two and a half years. Take it back two years. Good show, man.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
Years.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Where are you from, Woody?
Caller/Guest
Oklahoma.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oklahoma, man, it's. It's amazing to me sometimes where.
Caller/Guest
Yeah, I'm tyranny number one.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Tyranny number. Oh, okay, I recognize that. What's up, man? Thank you for, for calling. What do you, what do you do? Are you at work right now?
Caller/Guest
No, I'm retired.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, good for you. What are you watching? I hear your tv.
Caller/Guest
I'm watching you on the TV and the phone.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Isn't that a little bit jarring? Unbelievable.
Caller/Guest
That's a. Nah, get two likes in.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
That's. That's like an MK Ultra. That's like. People would typically be strapped to a chair with their eyelids stretched open and they would have this done to them then, and you're doing it willingly. That's really something, Woody.
Caller/Guest
Hey, man, I just want to tell you guys, you rock. You're awesome. You help me a lot, and that's all, man.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Thank you. Thank you, Woody. I. I really appreciate that, man. I appreciate the support and. And I appreciate you watching along. And it's nice to hear that, that we help some people. You know, that's. You know, we have a lot of fun on the show. We talk about a lot of things, but anytime I hear that, I kind of get refocused in on. Oh, that's the point. That's the point. So thank you, Woody. I appreciate your call.
Caller/Guest
You're welcome, brother.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Later, man. It's. Oh, my God. We're doing it again. All right, we're good. We got another one, man. I didn't expect so many people to call. Thank you for calling the Raven. What's your name? Where you from?
Caller/Guest
Hey, man, what's going on? It's. It's Biggest.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Biggest. Biggest.
Caller/Guest
Yes, sir.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
What's going on, baby?
Caller/Guest
How are you doing? Good, man. How are you doing?
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I'm doing good. I'm having a blast. I didn't know so many people were going to be interested in calling. Biggest. Faux Head is really real long time listener, supporter of the show, and at some point, and I've always assumed that this was me. Biggest. You. You got a. A. What would you call it? You got a icon or a profile picture of a character with sunglasses, with an incredibly long forehead, looked a lot like me. And I always felt, is it true? Was that ever about me or am I just full of myself?
Caller/Guest
It is a hundred percent, completely you.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Yes. Yes, it is.
Caller/Guest
It is the result of an AI generated image.
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Caller/Guest
Of your face and an egg. And that was the result. And I've went with it ever since. Crushing. I just wanted to tell you guys that as a longtime supporter and listener, first time caller, you guys have been killing it. And I don't, you know, most of the community I think I can speak for when I say we appreciate it. And you guys Just keep, keep crushing, man. Keep crushing.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Thank you very much, Biggest. I, I, I appreciate it. Thank you for the kind words. Thank you for the, the hilarious homage. By the way, I've always been fond of your, your username and your profile picture. Where are you from?
Caller/Guest
Biggest, I'm from Missouri. You, you ever heard of the New Madrid fault line?
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Yeah, but I'm kind of an idiot. I thought that was in the ocean. What's in the ocean? There's like a deep. Oh, that's the, the Marin, the Marinara Sauce trench. I forget what it's called. Yeah, the New Madrid fault line. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Caller/Guest
Yeah, I live, like, right on top of it, so if it ever goes, that'd be it.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
But I mean, at least you're close to the epicenter, right? You don't want to be, like, slightly off to the side and see it coming. Like, if you're going to be there and it's going to happen, let it be quick and let it be decisive.
Caller/Guest
Well, I mean, I don't know how accurate their predictions are, but supposedly if it ever happens, everything just sinks. So I don't know exactly what you do in that situation. Plus, with the river being right here, it, I imagine it's probably a hell of a scary time, but I would imagine it would be over with quick. So I'm not really too worried about it. It's just kind of, you know, you, you got to take risk in life. I just happen to, this is my risk. Yeah, about as far as it goes. I don't take too many other risks.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Well, you know, we, even in New Jersey, New Jersey was on a fault line. One of these interesting facts that I learned was that for whatever reason, and I don't know if this is true, I mean, I learned it a long time ago. It might have been debunked since then. A lot of the old information I have kicking around in my head isn't applicable, but I remember learning that, you know, the entire east coast is like some sort of a fault line. Right. And I guess that makes sense. Like if you look at a land mass and the edge of a landmass, there's probably something to it that makes it the edge, but they build, for whatever reason, all of the, the nuclear facilities on fault lines. Now that just could, could just be because we're dealing with like, a coastal region. So it doesn't have to be a nefarious plot. It's just like you want a nuclear reactor facility near the water in case anything goes wrong. So you're building them coastally also. Those are the highest population centers, is a coastal region. So there's a bunch of reasons why you might do that. But I remember finding out like, oh, damn, this is a fault line. And all along the fault line, which is the jagged edge of the United States, it is dotted with nuclear facilities. And I always thought that was crazy. Doesn't have to be that. That nefarious, but something strange. And we were also doing an episode recently, I don't know if you heard it, Vegas, man. I think we were talking to Brad of the Awakened podcast to mention him again, if everybody out there is not subscribed to the Awakened podcast. Great show. Brad's a great guy. And, and he was talking about how these fault lines, the. The sort of energy that comes up out of them, you know, I forget exactly what it was, but it was like we ended up going down this rabbit trail where it was. Those are areas of high strangeness. And it might be because we were looking at Utah. That's what it was. And there's a big fault line that runs through Utah. And you think about Utah and Skinwalker Ranch and Brad's theory. If it was Brad, I'm sorry, if it wasn't all this energy pouring up through it, I don't know all that to say maybe you. You might live. You might find yourself living in an area of. Of high strangeness.
Caller/Guest
Well, I'll tell you what I find interesting. I don't know if you've ever heard of Stefan Burns. I've not, but he's been. Well, he, he is a. He's on YouTube and, and he's a streamer and he, he does a lot of geophysicists and earthquakes and stuff like that. And what's really interesting is here lately, he has been in a way, correlating like coronal mass ejections towards the earth and the high activity to actual earthquakes. So I've kind of been following along with that. And I think that he might be on to something as far as whenever the sun charges, you know, the magnetic field around the earth, I think that that has some. Some kind of correlation to our fault line. So I've been keeping up with that. You know, that's interesting. If you ever find yourself, you know, bored and everybody else, you know, watching along. You've ever heard of him?
David El Corbo (The Raven)
What's his name?
Caller/Guest
If you haven't, Stefan Burns.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Stefan.
Caller/Guest
He's been doing a lot of cracking on that. Three I. And, and I mean, he doesn't, he doesn't necessarily delve conspiracy wise, but he's open minded and entertains a lot and I've only just started recently watching him, but I do think he has a strong point with the, the sun and the earthquakes.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
That makes a lot of sense to me because if you look at harp, the concept, you know, behind HAARP was that you had this technology that was capable of pumping, you know, and, you know, forgive me for my limited understanding of it, pump, pumping microwaves into the ionosphere, which is a layer of our atmosphere where these microwaves, because of the, their frequency were able to permeate certain layers of the atmosphere, but not others, leaving them trapped at the, at the, you know, the edge of the ones they can't permeate. They sit up there and somehow they like superheat the atmosphere. So you could use that to do a number of things when it comes to storm fronts. But allegedly there's a correlation between. Yeah, I would imagine. Right. And so there's some sort of correlation between these microwaves and their placement in the ionosphere and the correlating, you know, physical earth beneath them and that would, that would result in earthquakes. I don't understand how it happens, but it is interesting because yeah, HARP has the ability one way or another to create earthquakes. So the idea that you would have these coronal mass ejections and they're, they're blasting us with all kinds of energy and frequencies and then that results in some sort of earthquake along a fault line. Yeah, that to me seems highly likely.
Caller/Guest
Yes, yes it does. Hey man, I just wanted to, to call in like I said and tell you guys y' all been crushing u top shout out to Matt. Matt's been killing it and apparently he's killing on the coffee front. So if I ever find myself in Florida, I'll be sure to stop him.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
The man makes a, a mean cup of coffee. Biggest and, and it would be real great to have you. If you're ever in this neck of the woods, feel free to reach out, hit us up, shoot us an email or something and, or just drop by unannounced. That's really the way you do it. But thank you so much, Biggest for calling and, and thank you for the support.
Caller/Guest
No problem, bud. You'll have a good one.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
You too. All right, man, this is really crushing. This is nice. It's a little bit so, so timeline cleanse had this, you know, aspect where people were interacting, but the, the call, the call in aspect is. That's nice. That's nice. Look, we're Going to take maybe a call or two more if anybody is calling, and then we're going to wrap this up because we hit the two hour mark before we go. Of course, we gotta tally up, we gotta do math in real time for the donations that have come in, and. And then we'll bring it to a close. Maybe a good time to. While we wait for any more calls. If they do come in, we'll give it a couple of minutes and we'll see if any donations have hit any of the other fronts. Guys, you can see at the bottom there, if you want to Support the show, patreon.com forward slash, slash. Nephilim Death Squad is a way to do it. If you want to support me. Well, you can see all the different ways they're going beneath. We got a call coming in. I guess you guys can hear that, huh? All right, here we go. Thank you for calling the Raven. What's your name and where are you from?
Caller/Guest
Yo, what's up, buddy? It's Stacks.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Farmstead Stacks. What's up, brother? How are you?
Caller/Guest
You know, living the dream, pal.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Good to hear from you, man. How's the family?
Caller/Guest
Everybody's doing great. I'm really appreciative. I know I said that last time I talked to you, but you guys, you know, putting forth an effort and even remembering her name and what's going on with her. I really appreciate that, man.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
No, of course. I remember when you. When you reached out and put it on our radar and, you know, you've been there for a long time. I tried to. I'm not the best at it, but I try to keep, you know, an eye on the people who have been supporting. I mean, it's, you know, even the people that send donations. It's wonderful, but just, I love seeing the same people over and over again. And Stacks, you've been here. I mean, jeez, as long as I can remember being on Rumble, which we've really deviated from. I'm good. Thank you, man. I appreciate it, though. This guy, he just keeps trying to give me caffeine. More and more caffeine. But. But you've been there for a long time, Stacks. And so, yeah, I mean, the least I could do is. Is check in on you guys from time to time. I hope she's crushing. I hope she's doing well. I know you said she recovered in a really great way. You were saying that really early, too, as far as her recovery after the surgery and everything. So it's great to hear that she's still Doing it.
Caller/Guest
Yeah, yeah, she's excelling. I didn't want to make the whole conversation about it, but she's excelling. I think it was just because we advocated so much for her. There's, it's a really severe thing, I'm sure you're aware, but it's really something that a lot of kids struggle even afterwards, you know, they're less than a day old, they're having open heart surgery, cadaver parts and you know, anything can happen. But the, the crazy stuff is what they, they want to do. Like they try to make it a one size fit all. So like if you come in with this condition, you have to go through this litany of things and don't deviate even when they don't make sense. So, you know, I think us advocating for her and being like, I don't think you need to do that. She goes in for these checkups and they're shocked. Like, I'm not, I'm not joking. It's not like a proud father type thing. They are shocked at how well she's doing, how smart she is. Like they can't believe she can write her name and say her ABCs and you know, like eat by herself and all these things. How old is she now? She's just a normal kid.
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Caller/Guest
She just turned four.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Nice, nice, nice. And she's doing her ABCs and everything.
Caller/Guest
Yeah, yeah. I mean we homeschool and.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, God bless you.
Caller/Guest
Yeah, I mean I don't even know how they do it in regular school, but apparently most kids her age don't know these things yet, which I, I don't, I don't know, man. You know, it's a probably school system so that's why they're shocked about it. You know what I'm saying? They don't, they don't expect them to know it because most of kids don't. But I mean, yeah, she's doing great.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Well, you know, it's like the, the medical system will so often hand out these like really dismal, not like just diagnoses, but, but I don't want to call them, like. Like predictions. You know what I mean? Where it's like, expect X, Y and Z for your child's future or for your future. And so often you hear these people that are unwilling to accept that, and then it turns out to not be the case at all. And I know that within the medical industry, there's, like, this management of expectations, you know, because they're so worried about telling people that there's. This sounds like, so gross, but it's like they're worried about telling people that there's hope. And I don't know if it's for legal purposes or if it's strictly to manage expectations, but I don't know if you remember that episode that we did with Marzinski, and he was talking about this woman who was schizophrenic, but she was watching doctors come out when she was in the waiting room at the hospital and give diagnoses, Diagnoses, diagnosis to individuals, and she was seeing these, like, slimy black frogs come out of the doctor's mouth and latch on to the patient. And I think the way Marzinski interpreted it, and certainly the way that I interpreted it was like, there's something. It's like you're speaking something over an individual, and their belief in that or their acceptance in that is like a spiritual burden of some sort. And so, yeah, it's just like, you know, I love hearing how. How well your daughter's doing, but I got to admit, it's also frustrating that. That they. They try to manage your expectations in such a negative way. And. And I don't think that the industry realizes how much damage that actually does to an individual.
Caller/Guest
Well, I mean, you're right. I mean. And I guess the easiest way to put this is you're definitely right with everything you. You just tried to say about it. It's. It's. The strangest part, really, is, is that there's no. It's very much no humanity involved, if that. If that makes any sense. But they. They. When she was born, they tried to rush her out, you know, and all this is for pretty much good reason, but there's not a thought about letting the parents see her quickly giving the parents updates, like, things like that. And, like, I get it. Like, okay, this is serious and has to be taken care of. Like, I'm not saying anything about that, but they forget or have. Have a person communicate, right? Like, you know, just go in and say, right now everything's good. They would let you sit if it wasn't for me. Going down and being like, where is she? I want to see her. We would have probably sat for four to six hours before we got any word about what they were doing. And when the. The doctor, before she was born, managing expectations, like you said, was trying to explain some stuff to us about what, you know, it's all these things that are possible. And I just looked at him and said, dude, nobody's given any amount of time on this world. We'll just get what we can and we'll work with it. And, you know, it shocked him. He's not used to hearing anything like that. I could tell from his reaction. So, I mean, it's. People are just. There's so many different kinds of people that I get why they try to cover all the basis. But I think the. The biggest, strangest thing is not understanding that there's human beings involved and not addressing that. You know what I mean? Like, they get very robotic. You have to do A through Z this way, no other way. And then in that, there's no. This is how your daughter's doing. Right? Like, it's just kind of crazy in that way. But, I mean, we've been blessed, dude. And I'll tell you the truth, I said from day one, I prayed about it and I got this feeling. I don't know how else to put it, but I just got a feeling everything's gonna be fine. I felt like it was just God let me know, do what you need to do, be strong. Because, you know, if I'm not strong, my wife isn't going to be strong about it. So. And it was just boom, like, everything went according to plan. And I. That's all. For me, it's just prayer attributed to God because it's well beyond my control. But, I mean, it's just, we've been very blessed and I think the outlook on how you handle something like this as a parent determines a lot, like, especially as a father, dude. Like, I have to. I have to lead by example. I can't be running around worried about everything, Chicken with his head cut off. Oh, God, what if this happens? You know, like, it's. You just have to do that shit. And on that point, I'm here with.
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Caller/Guest
I. I didn't know your family went with you when I seen the post that, my friend, is outstanding for that baptism. Like, that is great. I can't. I. I now want to do something similar. If we can never find a church to call home, that is. That is great. I really, really think that's awesome.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Thank you, man. It was a huge. A huge thing for me. You know, it's like, it's a big moment. But I wasn't. I explained it earlier in the show. I wasn't sure exactly how it was gonna go. You know, my wife was previously baptized as a. As a jw, so, like, she wasn't like a Jehovah's Witness. She wasn't sure exactly how it was gonna go. And. And, you know, I just. I wanted her to. She said she was gonna pray about it, and I said, that's. That's enough. You know what I mean? Like, I want to nudge her however I can. She knows how I feel, but she's going to pray about it. She's going to talk to God about it. That's the way to go. And, you know, God put it on her heart to do it. And I'm. I'm glad for it because it was like, you know, it was. I didn't know exactly how things were going to pan out. But I want to tell you a quick story. When my. What? Just. Just on this idea of, like, the medical industry treating you like it's all mechanical, it's void of humanity, like you said, my wife. My wife, when she was. When she was giving labor, I do that now.
Caller/Guest
I don't mean to cut you off, but now I do that. Now you guys got me programmed. I do that. When I say my wife, I automatically hear my head.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
I can't help it now. Now every time if I say my wife and I don't say it, I'm like, what are we doing, man? But so, you know, she's in labor. She's in labor for 24 hours, and. And they want to induce and, you know, all this stuff because they. They want that bed freed up. They want another body in that bed. They want to speed the process along. So, you know, they tell her, this is what we're gonna do. And we kind of got whisked up by the whole system, and it is very cold and very mechanical and. And so they had to do an emergency C section. An emergency. I mean, we talked to people afterwards. They made it seem like 24 hours was insane. And then we found out other people were in labor longer. So, you know, but so they do the C section, and. And I am. I'm with my wife. I'm talking her through it, and. And everything's all good. And I'm. You know, I'm looking at their elbow deep in her stomach. They're moving her.
Caller/Guest
Her.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Her stomach around like it's fabric. Like, it's. You know, dude, it's. It's a heavy thing to see. They're pulling organs out of the way. They're doing all this stuff. And I'm looking at my wife, and she's like, how's everything? You know, because she's got, like, a. Like a sheet, you know, whatever, like a veil between her so she doesn't see it. And she's also, like, a little loopy from maybe the epidural or whatever they got her on. And I'm telling her, like, hey, it's all good. Like, you're crushing. You're doing great. Meanwhile, I'm looking down what they're doing. I'm like. I'm mortified, but I don't want her to see that. So, you know, they. They. They pull my son out, and they hand them to me, and then, like, I'm looking at him, and they wheel her away, which is really wild. Like. They wheel her away.
Caller/Guest
Yep.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
And I'm looking like, what's going on? And she just gets whisked out, obviously, because she just had surgery, so they got to go do this whatever. And I'm holding my son, and I'm looking around. Like, I feel like, where is my wife? Where's my wife? I hand my son to my father, who's there, and then I go to find my wife. She's sitting in a. In a. In a hospital room in the. You know, the maternity ward. The lights are off. Nobody's in there with her. And she's just. Because her body's in shock. She's just laying there just shaking, alone. I'm like, dude, what is going on? So I'm now with her. I know my. My son's in good hands. I would love to be in there with my son and my wife. That's not happening. And. And I'm trying to comfort her. She's such a mess. She just went through, you know, drastic surgery. And then the next thing I know, my son is jaundice, and he's got to be separated from me. And Put into this, like, I'm not a doctor, dude. I don't know, the whole jaundice thing. Yeah, maybe he was a little yellow. I thought he looked good, whatever. But you know, now he's under a heating lamp away from the touch of his mother and his father for X amount of time, you know, before we could interact with them. And I just feel like the whole system is just so shitty in that way. And then, and then, you know, the next thing is, the next thing that they're concerned with is like, we need to get her up, we need to get her walking because she needs to recover and get out of this hospital bed as quick as possible so we can get another body in, so we could charge their insurance so we can get this money rolling in, dude. So, you know, it's. I watched a documentary called the Business of Childbirth. I think it was maybe something to that effect once. And it just talks about the apparatus that's built up around pregnancy and childbirth and how it's, it's such a money generating operation at every potential angle during this process. And that, that is the sole focus of it. That's what's become the focus of it. And, and it is true, man. Like you, when you're there, it feels so cold. It feels so calculated. So like we're in a, we're in a rough time. You know, we just got past the believe all the experts kind of a deal. And, and I think people, you know, I'm not saying throw the baby out with the bath water, but I am saying, like, try to learn as much of this as you can and, and talk to God about it and figure out how to handle these things. Because whatever's going on with the medical apparatus, it is, it's a, it's a cold robot in so many cases. And not in every case. Not in every case. You know, some people have miraculous recoveries. They have great stories about their doctors and the nurses and the care that they experience. But there is this routine thing and some of the things that we've highlighted, you know, talking to you, stacks just, just these willingness to speak, you know, death over people, as Jen in the chat put it, or this, this aspect where you're just a number and you're a cog in the machine and you're making money in a bed. It's, it's rough, man. But I am glad stacks to hear that your daughter's doing well and, and I just want to thank you man, for, for supporting as long as you have.
Caller/Guest
Dude. You guys, just as the Other guy just said, you guys are crushing. And I don't say that lightly. I don't say that to be a fluffer, bro. You guys are crushing, man. Keep doing what you're doing. I can see it, if that makes any sense. Like, you know, you get. I think the sky's the limit for you guys. I think between you and top Tops, obviously got a really good eye for talent. And you. The way that you can carry the show, it's. You guys are gonna go places. There's no doubt about it in my mind. I'm glad I got to see it from the jump. I mean, I'm really, really happy about that. I get to see you guys grow beyond, you know, just screaming the N word. Right? But, yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying to be a little. I'm not. I'm trying to be a little censored, but in part, I mean, you guys even inspired me a little bit because, dude, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm trying to do a podcast. You know, Like, I'm really. Yeah, I'm a boomer on the tech, and I can't get anything right, but.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Join the club, man, too.
Caller/Guest
The first time I ever ran a chainsaw was when I bought a chainsaw. So I just applied that to. To this. I'm just gonna jump in, I'm just gonna do it and. And see where it goes. And I got some interesting guests lined up that it's going to be some really wild stories and some personal stuff that I'm going to be able to talk about soon. That's really, like, life changing. So I'm hoping that it. At the very least, it's just a something to go that, like, even the kids can go back. That's why I started my. My YouTube channel. The kids can go back and see what we did because they were. They were young, as a way to kind of document it, you know what I mean?
David El Corbo (The Raven)
And that's huge.
Caller/Guest
I think that'll work. Yeah, I think it'll work for you in the same way, honestly, like, you know, your kid being able to see some of this as he gets older and see the growth that his dad had and where. What he did and, you know, just seeing how many people support him. I can't say enough about it, dude. I'm really glad that I. That I've seen you guys go as far as you have. I didn't. I don't want to stay on the phone too long because I'm sure there's Other people. But I. I, like I said, I just did want to say I appreciate you guys doing this stuff. It's even the Bible stuff. One more thing before I forget. Matt should definitely start selling bags of coffee.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
That's what I've been telling him. That's what we've been telling he. And he keeps wanting to spotlight Matt. Matt with three T's, keeps wanting to spotlight these other companies, and I think that's fine to spotlight the other companies because, you know, obviously he's got a lot of products in here, but we want a standard coffee roast, a crossover with Nephilim Death Squad, and that's what we want to provide to the people. We're working on it. We're figuring it out. You know, we're only Top and I are. Are scrambling trying to keep our hands on all the things that we're doing, and. And it's like sometimes it slips out of your grasp a little bit. Shout out to all the Patreon members who have been so patient during this whole debacle with what's going on with the content. We're back on it now, but, like, as soon as we can get our heads above water, we're doing a. A, A blend. And I want to, you know, I want to sell it out of the shop. I want to be able to mail it out to people. So. Yeah, dude, that's. That's. That's awesome to. To hear that you're. You're into something like that.
Caller/Guest
Hell yeah, man. I mean, I. I'll say it one more time. Just hopefully, uh, if Matt's watching, bag some grounds up and make it available online. I'm a big, like, coffee guy. Yes. Really. One of my only true vices is that I still drink coffee. I'll let. Dude, I got. I just celebrated 11 years over, so.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Congratulations, dude.
Caller/Guest
Yeah, it's kind of crazy just to even think about it, but I buy coffee, you know, by a bunch, just to have it, and I would definitely buy some, so just putting that out there. And dude, like I said, it's great to talk to you. You should definitely consider doing. Doing more of these shows, but I don't want to take up too much time.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Well, thank you, Stacks. Thank you for the call. Thank you for all the kind words and thank you for the long, long time support. God bless you and your family, brother.
Caller/Guest
All right, buddy. Have a good one.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
You too. Guys, we're gonna shut down the thing because we're now at the Boop. Do not disturb mode is on. We have closed it Out. I think we might have a voicemail. We'll listen to the voicemail. Sorry if you didn't get a chance to call. The show is we're going to do another one Wednesday night. So look forward to these Monday mornings, 9am from the Standard coffee shop and then another one after hours. The doors will be closed. You guys won't be able to get in here from the standard coffee shop. We're going to do it Wednesday nights, 7pm I know it's not really late, but I, I'm not a, you know, a late stage stayer. Upper Stacks, by the way, if you're still listening, let me know when you get your show up and running. I'd love to be a guest on it. We'll, we'll promote it to the dangerous. It's one of the things that I, I miss about it was like when I was doing Timeline Cleanse, a lot of other people were doing shows. People that were in the chat that started off as just, you know, homies ended up being inspired one way or another to do their own shows. And we used to highlight those a little bit.
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
And I'd like to kind of get back to doing some of that because, you know, I, I just think it's great whenever somebody's inspired to do something and, and you know, you're already here supporting us. So, so stacks. You know, if you're ever looking for a guest, I'd be happy to be on the show. Let me know when it's, you know, when it, when it, when it's, when it's on, when it's up and running. Guys, let's listen to one more voice memo and then we're gonna get out of here. I, I'm getting nauseous because all I've had was a bunch of coffee. Let's go. Here we go. Boop.
Caller/Guest
Hey, Raven. Prayers for everyone in the Caribbean. Jamaica, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Cuba with this massive hurricane, praying that we don't have, you know, post event, some kind of Clinton foundation type of group of people running into provide quote Unquote assistance. The prayers for all those people. Thank you.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Absolutely. Absolutely. I didn't even know that happened. I'm so out of the loop, dude. That's a big scary situation because that part of the world, last time it got bukhaki by hurricanes and earthquakes and everything. And everybody. He's talking about the Clinton Foundation. Everybody remembers the, the big earthquake in Haiti. And I want to go on to about it for too long. It is a, it's a, it's a bummer of a situation. But, you know, the Clinton foundation and all these, these relief effort organizations went down there under the guise of helping the people, you know, relief efforts for the, for the, the earthquake. And you got these horrifying videos coming out about people saying, oh, they, they're, they're coming here, they're taking our kids, you know, which just as far as I've looked into, it looks like it was a very real situation that this, this area was destabilized and these people who were pretending to help were coming down and they're kidnapping children. You can speculate why. All kinds of horrifying reasons. The sex trade and elsewhere, you know, but yeah, man, prayers for, for. For that part of the world. I didn't even know they were going through that. Yeah, it's just, it's. It's just crazy, man. It's crazy. You know what's crazy is here in Florida, we really dodged this hurricane season. It's November. I mean, I don't want to speak too soon or. It's October. It's about to be November. And my wife was saying it. She's like, damn, dude, we didn't get. We didn't get. We didn't get blapped up this, this season. All right, I'm gonna go through this real quick. I don't know how things are getting starred is. Is top doing something. I don't know. I don't know how he would be doing something. I don't see him in the chat. But like my oh, auto star super chats is on. Hell yeah, dude. Shout out to clockwise for the five dollar donation. Boom. We're gonna go through these donations real quick and then we're gonna end the show. Thanks for the content, brother Raven. Thank you Clockwise for the support and for the kind words. Dissident for 2069. Nice. Is that the camera? Nice. With a $5 donation. Great job, David. Straight Guamin. No, dude, you dissident. Your street, Guamin. Blap, blap, blap. Thank you very much for the five Dollar donation, Mama Lobster. Excuse me in the chat. Love the calls. Congratulations on your baptisms. May God bless you and your family as you continue to grow in your walk in Christ. Love you all. Thank you, Mama Lobster. And thank you for the. The five dollar donation. Thank you for the kind words. Mama Lobster was the first person to call me Brother David. And. And I thought that was pretty cool. So she was there. She actually got pictures. I don't know if it was the pictures that I sent. I might have taken those pictures off of the live stream from the church, but she was taking pictures out in the. In the congregation, in the pews, watching me and my family get baptized. She said she cried. She said she cried. Thank you, Mama Lobster, for the kind words and for the donations. All right. And whoopsie. I'm just clicking random crap here. What am I doing? I gotta go through the other platforms real quick. Okay, here we go. Thank you, Anti Species is for the. And then we gotta tally all this up. Good golly. Good golly. Thank you, Anti Species for the two dollar donation says. Congrats, David. Thank you, Kate. I hope you're doing well, Kate. One of our favorite people who's got some wonky things happening. I don't like to bring it up every time. That's not all Kate is. But that is, you know, certainly why we think about her often. Okay, thank you. Stacks Farmstead for the two dollar donation says, I'm gonna DM you on X. I'd be honored to have you on. I'd be honored to be on Stacks. Like I said. Let me know as soon as you get that up and running. And. And we'll. We'll put a spotlight on it on this show. Let's go through real quick, see if we're missing any rumble rants. Looks like we're good. Okay, cool. That's it for the rumble rants. And then we're going to check cash app and we're going to check PayPal. We're going to check Venmo, and then we're going to get out of here. Boom. Here we go. Scott, once again with the donation for quick math. Thanks a lot, man. $2 and 22 cents coming from Scott. Awesome. Thank you. He likes to do the change so that I have to struggle, which is going to be good. Did we do this one already? Yes, we did. Emily. Emily Pareca. Get on. I got him right here. Rob and Anthony of Avoiding Babylon. Let's check PayPal. And then we're going to hang it up, guys. We're going to hang it. After we do some maths. After we do some maths. And I. I like to. I feel like I'm cheating people if I do a calculator, so I'm not gonna do the calculator. I think we crushed it. I think everything's good. We're done. Let's settle it down. Oh, what's that, Matt? What's going on? I gotta do math. Don't disrupt me, because if you mess my math up, people are gonna. 10, 15, 20, 25.
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
Really like you people. Well, I mean, you know, I think people really like the community aspect of things. Donations. Okay, we're doing good. We're doing good. So that's that. Stop. Don't speak, Matt. Don't do it. Whoa, that's a cool one. 33. 33. Okay. Okay. This is just the noises. People tune in for this to. To listen to. Oh, hold on a second. Five was 13. I see top is calling sick eight. Whoa. $83 and two cents. Stop it. That's not $830. Hold on. Look, Top. Top called. I think we just got another one coming in from Bear. Bear. A bear. Terry, look at. You're just standing with your body in front of the. No, it's fine. This isn't a professional show anyway. Let's call back Top. Let's see what He. He said something. I should just scroll up and see what he said. Oh, he. He's not a lot of sugar. Well, you put a lot of sugar in and. Is there caffeine in that? We need math. Top says we need math. Okay, hold on. I gotta try this thing here from the standard coffee shop. But first. Here he is. He's calling Boom and audio. Hold on. Oh, I can put you right through my MacBook. Wait, no, no. I don't know what. He hung up. Unbelievable. Top, stop it. I'm gonna try this drink here from the standard coffee shop. Is this hot?
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David El Corbo (The Raven)
Oh, that's good. That's like a mint. A mint. People are buying me drinks. You're lying. Nobody's buying me drinks. Stop it.
Matt (Standard Coffee Shop)
This guy's here. I'm like, yeah, he's here all the time.
David El Corbo (The Raven)
Well, that's interesting. That's. That's like a. That's a Christmas drink. Tell him I love them. He's lying to me. Nobody's out there. Nobody's. Nobody's doing that. That's. That's so silly. All right, guys. $83 and 2 cents. Thank you guys so much. What A banger of a day. It's nice to come back to doing a show after a long period of time and to actually be able to make some money. Let's put that up on the ticker and we'll try to close. We'll try to close the gap on. On $400 on our nightly show, which is going to be happening very soon. Guys, please. Catch me next time on. I know you guys don't like the outro with the crow calling, but that's what I'm gonna play. That's what. That's what I'm gonna play. Catch me next time. Wednesday night, we're gonna go live, 7pm Eastern time. I don't know what that means for the rest of you psychos. And we'll do the same thing. It's a call in show. We're gonna hang out and. And it'll be good. It'll be good. All right, I gotta. How do I do this? Okay, that's gonna play as my outro. All right. It's 16 seconds of crows calling. All right. So you guys will have to suffer through it. No, I can't play Plug in baby Nancy because I'm gonna get copyright struck. I can't do that. All right. I wish I could. I wish I could play something cool, but instead I have the sound of crows calling or ravens calling. Guys, thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for supporting. I hope this show turns into something cool for the community. I think it will. That's what I want. That's what I asked God for. I want something to bring us together. This isn't the heavy content driven show that Nephilim Death Squad is, but this is what I can offer to the people is. Is something to. To. To tie us together to build the community. So shout out to you guys because that's what it's called, the Raven. It should be called the chat, but that's a bad name and I don't want to give you guys all that credit. Bye, guys.
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Date: October 31, 2025
Host: David El Corbo (The Raven), TopLobsta Productions
Location: Standard Coffee Shop / NDS Studios
In this debut episode of "The Raven," David El Corbo (aka The Raven) launches his solo "timeline cleanse-esque" show under the Nephilim Death Squad (NDS) universe. The episode is a laid-back, community-driven livestream blending show updates, listener interactions, and personal reflections, centering on David’s recent family baptism and the importance of church, community, and biblical worldview in the Age of Conspiracies.
Quote:
“We’re expanding the universe... this show [The Raven] is my solo show, timeline cleanse type. Viewer submitted content, call-in segment, just hanging out together as a community.”
—David, [04:15]
Core narrative: David, his wife, and son are all baptized together at a Pentecostal church.
Shares community feedback—overwhelmingly positive except for a couple of “losers” and some Catholics nitpicking method/denomination.
Talks about his church’s vibe (elderly congregation, tongues speaking, strong scriptural sermons):
“The sermons crush, and they do the tongues thing. I... just stand there... I’m there for the sermon.” ([38:40])
Explains his wife’s journey from ex-Jehovah’s Witness, gently nudging her rather than forcing.
Touching account of son’s excitement to be baptized:
“My son wants to do it. He’s 10, he knows what it means... he goes all in.” ([43:00])
Baptism procedure specifics:
— In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit; full immersion.
— “Pastor Rick... everything is scripture-driven. If it wasn’t that, I wouldn’t keep going.” ([43:00])
— “Huge relief... whole family at once. Big, big day.”
— Lighthearted moments about the cold water and size of clergy:
“Pastor Jose is a giant dude. Looks like a linebacker.” ([45:00])
Reflections on church attendance:
Quotes:
“As a longtime supporter and listener, you guys have been killing it… just keep crushing.”
—Biggest, [117:49]
“I got a feeling everything’s gonna be fine… [I] attribute that to God… as a father, I have to lead by example…”
—Stacks, [133:53]
“I want something to bring us together. That’s what I asked God for. This isn’t the heavy content-driven show that Nephilim Death Squad is, but this is what I can offer is something to tie us together, to build community.” —David, [154:21]
“Maybe the church needs Top... or me... not just what the church can do for you, but what you can do for the church.” —David, [48:00]
“They have to co-opt the story of Christ... the phenomenon will constantly change according to what we’re most likely to believe at the time.” —David, [69:32]
“I’m trying not to laugh at old people speaking in tongues, but I don’t know how I feel about it.” —David, [42:57]
"The Raven" debuts as a friendly, unscripted hangout for the NDS audience—a space for biblical worldview, conspiracy analysis, laughter, and building genuine community. The show’s new format emphasizes audience interaction, real-life stories (like David’s family "blaptism"), and the ongoing effort to create not just content, but connection. Upcoming episodes promise more call-ins, chat-driven topics, and continued exploration of conspiracies through a Christian filter.
End of Summary.