Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad Presents—
The Raven: 001 - Blaptism
Date: October 31, 2025
Host: David El Corbo (The Raven), TopLobsta Productions
Location: Standard Coffee Shop / NDS Studios
Episode Overview
In this debut episode of "The Raven," David El Corbo (aka The Raven) launches his solo "timeline cleanse-esque" show under the Nephilim Death Squad (NDS) universe. The episode is a laid-back, community-driven livestream blending show updates, listener interactions, and personal reflections, centering on David’s recent family baptism and the importance of church, community, and biblical worldview in the Age of Conspiracies.
Key Segments & Discussion Points
1. Show Introduction & Purpose ([03:09])
- Welcome to "The Raven":
- David breaks in the new studio, describes his effort to create a “timeline cleanse” style community hangout show.
- The show aims to be chat-driven, with live calls, viewer-submitted content, and conspiracy topics filtered through a Christian lens.
- NDS Universe Expansion:
- Updates on studio upgrades, content availability (Patreon), and new shows, including "Straight Bible" with Matt.
- Move away from old intro music due to copyright; new efforts to keep content flowing (and compliant).
Quote:
“We’re expanding the universe... this show [The Raven] is my solo show, timeline cleanse type. Viewer submitted content, call-in segment, just hanging out together as a community.”
—David, [04:15]
2. Community, Donations, and Tech Glitches ([11:00], [31:22])
- Frequent gratitude for donations; shoutouts to listeners supporting via CashApp, Venmo, and Rumble Rants.
- Transparent about learning the ropes of new tech and handling live production.
- Emphasis on bringing the chat front and center:
“If you make a show that’s all about the chat... it really brings everybody together.” ([31:22])
3. Personal Life Updates
a) UFC Fight Recap & Humor ([10:00])
- David shares disappointment with the latest UFC fight stream (technical issues, anti-climactic finish).
- Personal anecdote about picking fighters based on looks, poking fun at himself: “I pick a fighter based off their looks. I’m a shallow man. And looks are really the thing here.” ([10:45])
b) Suppress Fest Coverage ([18:00])
- Stories from Suppress Fest: collaborating with gun experts and vendors, injecting “schizophrenic” Nephilim questions.
- Highlights the emerging in-person NDS community at the Standard Coffee Shop, “dangerous retards funneling in... doing bible studies.”
c) Family Baptism—The ‘Blaptism’ ([32:00], [42:57])
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Core narrative: David, his wife, and son are all baptized together at a Pentecostal church.
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Shares community feedback—overwhelmingly positive except for a couple of “losers” and some Catholics nitpicking method/denomination.
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Talks about his church’s vibe (elderly congregation, tongues speaking, strong scriptural sermons):
“The sermons crush, and they do the tongues thing. I... just stand there... I’m there for the sermon.” ([38:40]) -
Explains his wife’s journey from ex-Jehovah’s Witness, gently nudging her rather than forcing.
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Touching account of son’s excitement to be baptized:
“My son wants to do it. He’s 10, he knows what it means... he goes all in.” ([43:00]) -
Baptism procedure specifics:
— In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit; full immersion. — “Pastor Rick... everything is scripture-driven. If it wasn’t that, I wouldn’t keep going.” ([43:00])
— “Huge relief... whole family at once. Big, big day.”
— Lighthearted moments about the cold water and size of clergy:
“Pastor Jose is a giant dude. Looks like a linebacker.” ([45:00]) -
Reflections on church attendance:
- Wrestling with church loyalty, value for his family, and the possibility that he and Top might bring something necessary to the congregation. “Maybe the church needs Top... or me... not just what the church can do for you, but what you can do for the church.” ([48:00])
4. Conspiracies & "Jesus Adjacent" New Age Narratives ([59:25])
- David breaks down a tweet touting a “Pleiadian Jesus”—parodying new age beliefs that twist Christian themes into space-cadet narratives.
- Warns this "Galactic Federation" slop is the “co-opting of Christ” for modern psyops, enabled by Hollywood:
Quote:
“They have to co-opt the story of Christ... the phenomenon will constantly change according to what we’re most likely to believe at the time.” ([69:32]) - Relates this to real-world trends (e.g., “Three Eye Atlas” Internet UFO hype and culture's spiritual drift).
5. Interactive Call-In & Chat Segments ([79:00+])
- The core of the episode—David opens phone lines, receives a stream of heartfelt and humorous calls/voice memos.
- Notable exchanges:
- Emily congratulates David on his baptism, discusses pregnancy and raising kids ([98:41]).
- Caller Tyler (Ohio) asks for less belching on the show—David jokes about his gut biome ([110:28]).
- Woody/Tyranny #1 (Oklahoma): long-time listener, shares appreciation ([115:11]).
- Biggest Faux Head (Missouri): explains his AI-generated avatar is based on David’s face ([117:09]).
- Stacks shares daughter’s open-heart miracle, critiques medical system “void of humanity,” and urges Matt to sell NDS/Standard Coffee collab coffee ([126:19], [143:26]).
Quotes:
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“As a longtime supporter and listener, you guys have been killing it… just keep crushing.”
—Biggest, [117:49] -
“I got a feeling everything’s gonna be fine… [I] attribute that to God… as a father, I have to lead by example…”
—Stacks, [133:53]
6. Community, Prayer & Philosophical Reflections
- Emphasizes the importance of community beyond digital, expressed through meetups, events, and literal congregation.
- Prayer for Caribbean nations after hurricane; concerns about the Clinton Foundation’s “assistance” ([147:15]).
- Repeated theme: The chat, audience, and broader NDS "dangerous retards" community is the real heart of the show.
Memorable Quotes
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“I want something to bring us together. That’s what I asked God for. This isn’t the heavy content-driven show that Nephilim Death Squad is, but this is what I can offer is something to tie us together, to build community.” —David, [154:21]
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“Maybe the church needs Top... or me... not just what the church can do for you, but what you can do for the church.” —David, [48:00]
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“They have to co-opt the story of Christ... the phenomenon will constantly change according to what we’re most likely to believe at the time.” —David, [69:32]
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“I’m trying not to laugh at old people speaking in tongues, but I don’t know how I feel about it.” —David, [42:57]
Important Timestamps
- [03:09] — Introduction to the show’s format, expansion of NDS universe.
- [10:00] — UFC fight recap, humor about picking fighters.
- [18:00] — Suppress Fest recap; NDS community building at Standard Coffee.
- [32:00] — Overview of viewer submissions, call-in segment, baptism lead-in.
- [42:57] — Personal baptism testimony; thoughts on church denominations.
- [59:25] — Critique of “New Age” Jesus/Pleiadian memes.
- [79:00+] — Call-in segment, listener stories and community shoutouts.
Notable Moments
- Community/Chat Spotlight:
David repeatedly interacts live with both chat and callers, banters, and self-deprecates (“I’m not that bright, so there’s a lot that I missed…”). - Running Jokes:
Listeners prank-call as “Fart David”, frequent tongue-in-cheek references to being “dangerous retards,” and friendly teasing of show regulars, family, and friends. - Live Production Bloopers:
Technical challenges tackled on the fly, e.g., call-in logistics and mic mishaps. - Support & Gratitude:
Multiple donation shoutouts, with an explicit tally at the end ($83.02 for the morning show, [154:21]).
Conclusion
"The Raven" debuts as a friendly, unscripted hangout for the NDS audience—a space for biblical worldview, conspiracy analysis, laughter, and building genuine community. The show’s new format emphasizes audience interaction, real-life stories (like David’s family "blaptism"), and the ongoing effort to create not just content, but connection. Upcoming episodes promise more call-ins, chat-driven topics, and continued exploration of conspiracies through a Christian filter.
Upcoming
- The Raven returns Wednesday nights at 7pm Eastern for evening call-in shows.
- More viewer submissions, new interviews, and potential Standard Coffee/NDS coffee beans on the horizon.
End of Summary.
