The Return of Red Hoodie | NDS Chronicles

Summary

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Episode Overview

Title: The Return of Red Hoodie | NDS Chronicles
Podcast: Nephilim Death Squad
Hosts: David L Corbo (TopLobsta), Matt (Co-host)
Date: April 1, 2026

This episode of NDS Chronicles is a classic “mailbag” style installment, where the Nephilim Death Squad crew (David a.k.a. Top Lobsta and Matt) read and riff on listener-submitted paranormal testimonies and dream accounts through their signature blend of Christian worldview, conspiracy commentary, irreverent humor, and homespun wisdom. The mix covers everything from wild spiritual dreams to direct demonic encounters, church subcultures, spiritual warfare, biblical ontologies, and recent odd happenings within their community. Amidst running banter and the occasional commercial/tech hiccup, the guys dive deep into spiritual meaning, tackle metaphysics, and keep their audience actively involved in the episode.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. Patreon, Community, and Upcoming Projects

Timestamp: 02:27 – 05:45

• The hosts shill their Patreon, emphasizing robust community and exclusive episodes, including special content from their appearances on other platforms (i.e., Tin Foil Hat, Let's Get Freaky).
• VIP event logistics discussed, including possibly inconvenient locations for diehard fans (“Turns out the Patreon members ... [are] like, I don't give a fuck. We'll drive an extra 35, 40 minutes to the venue after the VIP.” — David, 04:40).
• Quick merch plugs, humorous aside about NDS fan “types” ("There's a type ... when you come into the coffee shop, you can walk in and ... you'll know who's watching." — 06:01).

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2. Listener Paranormal Testimonies & Dream Analysis (Mailbag)

A. Katie’s Werewolf Dream Timestamp: 11:17 – 20:22

• Katie, a longtime listener, submits a detailed childhood dream in which she protects her niece and nephew from an entire town transforming into werewolves. Divine intervention gives her a silver sword to defend the kids, resulting in a violent, victorious defense.
  • “I chopped off the arm, the right arm and the right leg of the first one. He drooled a lot and went after little niece. Then I stabbed him through his eyes.” (David, reading Katie, 17:56)
  • Dream concludes: guilt at bloody victory, sunrise brings normalcy, reflection on the meaning (tie-in to Harry Potter/Star Wars, noting media overlap).
• The hosts reflect on dream meanings, spiritual warfare, and “dogman” lore: “Dog men, they ... have a spiritual effect and a physical effect. So in the spiritual realm, it’s like a crazy, combative situation ... manifests [here] as resentment and sadness.” (David, 20:29)

B. Jen Howard’s “Paranormy Chronicles” & Ontological Realization Timestamp: 23:36 – 46:44

• Jen details a turbulent childhood in a liberal “occult” environment and adult conversion to Christianity after direct supernatural experiences.
  • “My whole childhood was a lot like that scene in Boogie Nights ... agnostic witches, naked hippies, and high-grade blow everywhere.” (Jen, read by co-host, 24:03)
  • Central event: An “out-of-body” moment where God “spoke through [her] mouth,” forcing her to declare, “Because God is that being than which no greater can be conceived, so he must be real.” (44:11)
• Hosts reflect on the ontological argument for God, its philosophical roots, personal experience, and the limits of human conception in understanding the divine.
  • “Because God is that being than which no greater can be conceived, he must therefore exist in reality.” (Jen, 46:22)
  • “It’s a fool’s errand to even try to... like, the best we can do is hope we leave a good impression on whoever’s listening.” (Co-host, 47:51)

C. Brooke Perez’s Haunted Base Story Timestamp: 50:49 – 82:36

• Brooke describes culture shock from church to vampire-goth dating site, marrying a porn-addicted USAF airman, and living on a famously haunted Okinawa base.
  • Her dog brings her random “tokens”/aports (marbles, blueberries, etc.) apparently from nowhere.
  • A friend “invites” ghosts in. “My husband was all, pishaw [ghosts aren’t real].” (76:37)
  • Paranormal ramps up: “Within the week of Nerdo asking the ghost to basically come in, my house actively started picking up activity ... dogs started bringing me things ... started hearing footsteps.” (79:11)
  • A descent into personal crisis; divorce and redemption via a new, God-centered relationship: “I went from being a feminist ancient alien depressed incel to a God-fearing homeschooling mother of four (soon to be five!).” (82:36)

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3. Meta-Commentary: Occult Trends, Spiritual Deception, & Biblical Worldview

Reviewing The Y Files: Goddess, Lost Scrolls, and End Times Deception Timestamp: 85:00 – 98:24

• Listener NW Scoundreous sends field notes after listening to a highly produced podcast (“Y Files”) episode about the “Yeshua Scroll,” allegedly an ancient Masonic artifact containing heretical messages:
  • “It’s okay to be gay; there is a divine feminine; there are aliens coming in 2026; Jesus wasn’t fully human and was rescued from the tomb by Mary Magdalene.” (94:03)
  • Hosts dissect dangers: ties to “great falling away,” New Age twists, divine feminine/Ishtar warnings; pop culture prepping for massive spiritual deception — “This flies in the face of everything our research shows.” (94:34)
  • Deep concern for how such narratives could “smash the rock” of faith: “That could easily set up for the great falling away and cause a lot of people to question their faith.” (100:33)

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4. “Red Hoodie Guy” Returns — Neighborhood Spiritual Warfare

Timestamp: 102:34 – 114:20

• FJ, a listener, sends an evolving saga of his schizophrenic neighbor (Red Hoodie), his bouts with unseen entities, police welfare checks, and community tension.
  • “It was like watching two different people operate one body ... I told him he was a child of God, but that there are things out there working hard to keep him separated from God. And in that moment, he stepped back, looked into the sky with his hands folded together and shouted ‘Yes!’” (107:41)
  • Reflection on the difficulty of addressing real mental illness that may have a spiritual root; fear, pity, and a desire to reach the marginalized in his town.
  • Hosts highlight the complexities of confronting spiritual oppression outside and within the church: “You’d have more of a chance going around yourself with a Bible ... than getting the church to ... test the spirits.” (115:03)

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5. Recurring Themes & Banter

• Dreams as Spiritual Battlegrounds: Multiple listeners recount dreams involving demonic/witch attacks, recurring nightmares, astral “missions,” and metaphysical battles, paralleled in hosts' own experiences and observations. Notable is the motif of being asked to “consent” or complete a task (e.g., “get me the Gatorade” in Joe’s recurring jarring astral sequence).
  • “...when I hit my teens ... the most memorable one happened like this. A bunch of my teammates were hanging out ... one guy asked for a Gatorade. What is going on?” (132:10, Joe)
  • “In the spiritual realm, sometimes you’re tricked into giving consent or agreeing to something you don’t fully understand.” (David, 145:54)
• Humor and Self-Deprecation:
  • On fans showing up to events: “Maybe it’s not so bad if it has buttons ... I know this is selfish, but shower.” (07:04)
  • Philosophical humility: “I’m dumb and it’s super hard for me to understand this thing. That’s why I stick with what Jesus says.” (David, 26:04)
  • Recurrent riffing on Gatorade flavors as spiritual objects sought by dream entities.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “We had him [Sam Tripoli] cracking up ... look at us, funny guys making them laugh.” — David, 05:23
• “Say what you want, Nancy ... she’s super steady, super stoic, really cuts through the ...” — David, 12:39
• “Because God is that being than which no greater can be conceived, so he must be real.” — Jen Howard (read by David), 44:11
• “In my dream, I killed every werewolf in town ... covered in blood, watching the moon change to sunrise. I felt guilty, but what was I supposed to do?” — Katie (read by David), 17:58
• “Don’t ever let them lay hands on you. ... After doing this show ... definitely don’t. I don’t even like people praying for me necessarily.” — Matt, 57:41
• “There are layers ... faith is a huge component because ... good luck figuring it out.” — David, 98:24
• “This flies in the face of everything that ... our research shows. There are no aliens, and being gay is a sin. Go forth and sin no more.” — David, 94:34, 95:00

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment / Topic | Timestamps | |------------------------------------------------------|-------------| | Patreon/Community Plugs, Merch | 02:27–05:45 | | Katie’s Werewolf Dream (Listener Story #1) | 11:17–20:22 | | Jen Howard’s Paranormy Chronicles/#GodIsReal | 23:36–46:44 | | Brooke Perez Haunted Okinawa/Base Story | 50:49–82:36 | | Y Files, Occult, End-Times Deception Commentary | 85:00–98:24 | | Red Hoodie Guy (Return) – Real World Spiritual Ops | 102:34–114:20 | | Joe’s Astral “Get Me a Gatorade” Dream Sequence | 117:04–151:07 | | Reflections on Spiritual Gifts/Astral Travel | 137:36–142:41 |

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Recurring Audience Engagement

• Live chat votes on which stories to read; involvement in philosophy and metaphysics threads.
• Direct response to listeners and patrons (Jen in chat for her own story, fielding questions from the chat).
• Candid conversations about faith, mental illness, church trauma, and the power of testimony.

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Closing Thoughts & Tone

• The episode is an immersive, often chaotic but authentic, window into spiritual warfare as lived by the NDS community.
• Hosts blend levity, dark comedy, and serious biblical worldview, with a willingness to question their own understanding (“I’m dumb and it’s super hard for me to understand this thing.”).
• There’s real empathy for struggling listeners and an ongoing call to stay vigilant against deception, to build faith, and to continue sharing stories—no matter how weird.

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Summary:
This NDS Chronicles is a lively, multi-layered episode mixing listener stories of spiritual warfare, church culture, metaphysical musings, and the signature irreverent banter of the NDS crew. With topics bouncing from childhood dreams to demons to the theology of consent in the spirit realm, the show issues a call: Stay curious, stay dangerous, and keep telling the truth—even if things get weird.

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Transcript

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[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

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[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Top Lobster productions.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Away. They're still here today. That squad. Welcome, blap, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven that is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What's up?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And we want to tell you where you can go to pay us.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We were just talking about how they could pay us. Hey, how they should pay us more.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Patreon. It's in the name.com/now/nephilim death Squad. Go there. Make your money. Our money. Gain early access to episodes we record a lot. That's actually really worth saying. I'd say that's the. Maybe the second most important aspect of Patreon. It seems like the number one is the community, but the. The. The secondary is the fact that we record sometimes multiple episodes a day. We're recording five days a week, so there's a lot of content.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'm pretty sure we did something illegal yesterday.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well, don't say it twice.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay, I'll say it. All right. Go ahead.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Tell the people.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, I mean, it's like.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What's the word? Unethical and sneaky. And sneaky.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And. Is it stealing?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, it's our content.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Would you go as far as to say it's stealing?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Nancy. Stealing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Stealing.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Stealing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Say that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Anyway, the point is that, like, we're doing these other shows. Nancy. You can chime in whenever you feel like.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Say whatever you want. Nancy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, man. She leaves us hanging. She just.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's just crazy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We did let's Get Freaky.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Tommy Colum. We did his show in the morning.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yep.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That airs sometime next week. But if you're a Patreon member, you get that right now. We also did a banger show on Tin Foil Hat. Already there for you guys, if you guys see it. And I'm pretty sure Sam would never have us back on the show if he knew we did that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know if he would. I mean, he seems to really like us.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, I think so. I think Sam Tripley really likes us, and he'll let us do, I don't know, pretty much whatever we want.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

To let us do whatever we want. Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, there's all kinds

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

of perks, but that's gonna drop probably in two weeks. That's. That's on Patreon, right?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Patreon.com forward slash, nephilim. That's why get there, get early. Also, we're in talks right now on Patreon with the people who matter, the people who pay us, about Bohemian Grove. I've been talking to him this morning about it because, you know, I'm trying to iron out some details so we can get this ball rolling. And so, yeah, man. I mean, it's just a lot of. There's a lot of cool things.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

This is up because, like, it's like, usually I'll get the venue, but I'm like, you want to do it? You do it this. And I'm watching. No, I'm like, figure out this thing that he does.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

The only reason that I'm having any trouble is because I want the VIP day here.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

But we are in the villages, and our. And our options are limited. And if we open up the options to, like, 40 minutes outside the villages, then there's a bunch of stuff that could happen. But I didn't want people to necessarily have to commute that far. Turns out the Patreon members, who are the ones that are going to be the VIP members, they're like, I don't give a fuck. We'll drive an extra 35, 40 minutes to the venue after the VIP, how

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

far they're willing to go.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. How about two hours?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

How about New Jersey?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

How about New Jersey going to do it at the dojo of comedy in New Jersey?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That would be a good idea if we decided to go mobile.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, that would be cool. That seems like a lofty endeavor as well. I don't know. We'll figure it out. Also, discount codes off of merchandise from Top lobster dot com. Yeah. Panda Fly said that we had Sam and the. The boys laughing so much, and that was.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, we did.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That was a big win for me. Oh, yeah, because we had him. There was a couple moments where we had him cracking up. I'm like, look at us. Funny guys making them laugh.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. You know what? It's like, you can't really show them too much respect.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, you can't.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. If you do, it's a. Anyway, go buy a shirt. Maybe a black shirt.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Maybe. Yeah, I like the black shirt. That's a good one.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Shirt. I gotta put up new designs. I'm just.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You're a busy guy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You're.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You're 3D printing an entire studio.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The Fear Not. The Fear Not. It's a banger shirt. I mean, we're doing Chronicles today, right? That's what we're doing, or.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's what we're doing. Yeah. We're gonna do Chronicles, sure. Well, there was some debate about whether or not we're going to be doing Nephew America or Chronicles, given that some fun stuff has happened. But it's important that we read people's stories.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It is, because it's the wells going dry. But anyway, I was wearing that Fear not shirt at Texas Roadhouse, my favorite place to eat.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Didn't they have cockroaches recently?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't give a.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Not. Not in my state. And I was wearing my Fear not shirt, and some guy came up to me, and he's like. He's standing like.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Like, menacingly by the table.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Big dude.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And he's probably from around here. I hope he watches this.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. He's gonna show up and kill us.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He's, like, standing there, and I'm with my whole family, and I look up and I'm like, what's up, bro?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And he's like, I see. I seen that. That was on your shirt.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'm like, oh, shit. No, no, no.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

White.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

White dude.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Just bad with words.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Looks like. Honestly, when I saw him, I was like, this is our demographic of podcast listener.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I was like, this guy will listen.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

We do.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

To the show.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

We do have.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

There's a type. Is a.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

There's a type.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

When you come into. When you come into the coffee shop.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You can walk in and before I.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I pass everything oh, I'll typically know.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I do a scan and you'll know, like, number one, who's watching the podcast and also who is, like, knows who you are. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. I almost want to say that, for the love of God. I know this is gonna. This is gonna sound like it's selfish. This is a selfish request, but shower. Not. Not even the shower. The showering thing is fine. I never smelled an NDS fan and been like, oh, no. But it's just a look when we do the event. I don't know. Maybe just, like, if something. If you put something on. I don't know. Maybe it's not so bad if it has buttons.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Buttons.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Maybe it's not so bad if it has buttons. How dare you?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, I'm just saying, the last two days, I've seen more of your chest than I've ever seen in my life.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't care if they're unbuttoned, but just have some buttons.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You know what I'm saying?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like, that I have the option. Just look, look.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You know, so that maybe we could do it at the venue again. That's all I'm saying. Because we might go to a theater.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You're blaming them and not Jake Shields.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay, Jake Shields. And the race war thing is a little bit crazy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We had a gay dude there, too, that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Pretty sure Elijah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I was talking about Atmo. For real, though. So the guy comes up to me, he's like, hey, man, I seen that on your shirt.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And I go, yeah. And I was like, well, what were you on? Because I was like, you were definitely on a drug. He's like, yeah, he was doing. I forget what it's called. Ayahuasca. One of these things.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And he said, I saw it. I didn't even know what it was. Like, I didn't read the Bible, didn't understand the concept of these type of entities.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What did it. What did it. How did it. What did it say?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He said it was a wheel with eyes that was spinning like crazy. And I. I don't know. He said he was scared.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

But I didn't get to really talk that much about him because I'm trying

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

to eat that cinnamon butter biscuit.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, I had the steak, and I was like, you see? Yeah. You know?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

There's roaches in my steak that I really have to get.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I have to get to. Before they get cold. Before the roaches get cold.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Shout out to our latest sponsor, Texas Roadhouse.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Somebody said they're gonna wear V necks if you guys Wear V necks. They have to be impossibly deep.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

These fucking people keep asking me. They're like, can you sell V necks? Like, can you sell us no V necks?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Trash. Yeah, dude. Well, I don't know. Maybe we do, like, real deep V's.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Real deep fees.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Like, just above the belly button. V neck. Yeah, I'm fine with that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's some ho. Got that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That is some hoe. All right, we're gonna read some stories or what?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I just thought, well, this was. This was a story. So he's telling me about it, and I had to cut him off. I'd be like, hey, listen, man, I'm eating. Yeah. No, I didn't say that. But I was like, yeah. And I was like. He's like, I know you think I'm crazy. And I was like, I'm wearing a shirt. I was like, actually, I do a podcast, and this is what we talk about.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

He's like, what do you talk about?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What's the name of the podcast? And I tell him the name, and then he, like, writes it down to,

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

great, now he's gonna kill us.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He's listening to it. I mean, he said he's gonna listen to it, but I was like, yeah. I was like, no, your story's not crazy. I was like, I probably heard it, like, three or four times already that people have seen these things, these entities or whatever. I was like, yeah, you saw a biblio, A biblically accurate angel.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, Biblioteca.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Biblioteca. And he's like, thanks, man. He's just like, thanks. Like, I know this is crazy, but thank you. Like, I don't know who else to talk to.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well, people, like when you. You know. Because you have a thing that happens and nobody believes you. Yeah. And that hurts a lot.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I've been there.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We've been there.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So it's nice to. When somebody goes like, yeah, fuck, I'm eating my steak. And you got to go. But, like, I believe you.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We got dreams. And also, don't fucking do that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Tie your shirt up and make a crop top. No. No. Okay. The dudes can wear crop tops.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

But not the women. No. If I see your midriff, I'll send you home. I'll send you. Or we'll just give you a double xl T shirt. Like, this is middle school and you violated dress code.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Put on a sweater.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Reb says, david looks like a different person with no facial hair.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yes. More facial hair than yesterday, which is

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

growing day by day. It's growing. But I Don't think I'm gonna let it go much further than this. I think I'm gonna keep it, like, mostly naked face.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Mostly naked face. You like. You like how it feels?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I feel more aerodynamic. Less drag when I run. I just don't grow a good beard, you know, it gets all.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The mustache was a cool. All right, whatever. All right, we have stories. Let's read the stories. We have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 3, 6 stories.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Hey, hey.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Let's dance. What are we reading first? Do you want to read our friend Jen?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, we're not going to read Jen yet. Let's start with. Oh, actually, you know what?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You should read them in order.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, you're right. You're right.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So either Katie or Jen chat. What are we thinking? Katie or Jen?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, chat. Vote. Make it snappy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Hurry up. First person that says it. Katie or Jen. We are going to start.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Let's go read.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Katie actually looks okay. We'll see, though.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

We don't have pictures of her. We don't know what she looks like. Guys, you gotta. You gotta say which. You gotta say something.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Nancy won't say anything.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Somebody. Okay, Katie, Katie, Katie. Everybody likes Katie. Let's go. We're going. Katie. All right, I'll start it off. So first dream where I felt like something was throwing me a bone. In this case, it was a giant sword because werewolves.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

All right, I'm in.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I was 10 or 11. Hey, top and David and Nancy, comma and Nancy. I don't know if that's the proper.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I like to have the separation. Tahit. Top and David, comma and Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah, Nancy, Say hi.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

She won't.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Hi. There we go.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Incredible.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Katie says, I heard your camping story. You did the right thing. Hope this makes everyone feel happy and chill. This was one of my favorites because I successfully protected my niece and nephew who were toddlers at the time. She's talking about the camping story where I chucked the thing and was like, no, thank you to your Indian arrowhead, you faggot. So she's talking about a different thing now.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Where'd you all jerked up for a couple of days, huh?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I was a little jerked slightly. I don't do that anymore.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You know, mostly fluffed.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No gooning. So this one was one of my favorites because I successfully protected my niece and nephew who were toddlers at the time. I was a little girl who could have used a female friend like Nancy. No. Can't we. Oh, no. I think we could all use a. A friend like Nancy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

She's just super friend.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, super steady, super stoic, you know, really cuts through the. Doesn't you go, you know what she looks like?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Give me.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't remember what she looks like. Give me a yes or no. And she goes, I'm good for that. A yes or a no. No problem. And that's the kind of friend I think everybody needs.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So scared. My kids. Did she. Yeah. How did she do that during that episode? She talked to them and they get all spooked out.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, she was on that episode?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, that's nice.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I asked her to define some words for the kids, and it was just like.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

They're like, disembodied voice.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, they were asking her questions, and she was very rude.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, well, she is a little nasty.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

She's like, ask your father.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

But she knows that that's how you build the character of children. So another. Another feather in the hat of Nancy. I'd put it up there if I could reach. She's very tall. The dreams were so ran. Don't talk, Nancy. The dreams were so random. I like when you guys call out Indiana. This is disjointed and wild, but I'm here for it. I like when you guys call out Indiana. This place is boring, but weird. Normal day, normal bedtime. No reason for what followed. This is.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

This is crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Fell asleep. In the dream, I am walking with my niece and nephew. Nephew was holding my left hand and my niece is holding my right hand. I babysat a lot back then. Big family. We were in my hometown, walking to the library, on the sidewalk. A lot of people were out by where we were walking. It was a small town.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I like how concise the sentences are.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Just periods after periods. Like four words. Period.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Four words.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Period. Yeah, yeah, very.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

An outline of my house.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Trimming the fat. Trimming the fat. At least the layout of the street would be nice. But, you know, beggars can't be choosers. So it was a small town. I remember vaguely recognizing pretty much everyone. All seemed fine. My niece pointed at the sky, thought she saw a fun cloud. No, the sun went dim. It wasn't normal. Oh, son, that's crazy. Black with sackcloth, right? Isn't that a thing? No, that's what I said. It started going down eerily fast. A full gray red moon replaced it. Those are two different colors, Katie. But I'll allow it. I thought, well, I'd better be back home.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Gray, red.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Like gray, red.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Gray, red, green. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I thought, well, I'd better get back home. But then I remember seeing the first person we had casually walked past change. Oh, she worked at my school. She was nice enough. From what I remember, it was a slow transformation. Looked painful but quick. Well, that's an oxymoron, Katie. And you're really, you're really. You're all right. She got tall and muscular, furry and had large teeth. Then it seemed like everyone who lived in that town was randomly near us or a block away from us. They're close, they're far. It's gray, but it's red. It's quick, but it's slow.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's obscure.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Is crazy, man.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, she's also 10.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh yeah, that's right.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Katie.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Katie's actually a 10 year old that listens to this. This show. So it seemed like everybody who lived in that town was randomly near us or a block away from us. And they all started to change too. I looked up at the sky and asked God, then begged him, we are going to change into werewolves too, right? A little bit. Just a little bit. Weird worded. We are gonna change too, please. Oh, so she was begging to change.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We did not change.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

We did not change. Whole town knew. It encircled me and my toddler age niece and nephew. I was feeling defeated. I blocked them the best I could. I remember asking for my niece and nephew at least to become wolves one more time.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I was answered with a giant sharp silver sword appearing in my arms. I could barely lift it. I looked to the sky and was like, really? Then I remembered the sword became lighter, almost a part of me.

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[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Help is always ready before, during and after your stay. We've planned for the plot twists, so support is always available because a great trip starts with peace of mind and I cannot explain how, but I knew how to use it well. In my head a voice said, protect children. So I did. I chopped off the arm, the right arm and the right leg of the first one. He drooled a lot and went after little niece. Then I stabbed him through his eyes.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

This is. This is psychotic. I love This.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I somehow. I was somehow faster than I'd ever been. And I mean, I literally killed them all. All of them. I remember being covered in blood. Tried watching the moon change. Tired. Yeah, I don't think she meant tired, though. Oh, covered in blood. Tired Watching the moon. There's commas. They're just not there. Watching the moon change color and then go down and be replaced by a beautiful sunrise. When the sun was in the sky, the bodies of the werewolves turned back into their human selves. I instantly felt guilty. But also, what the was I supposed to do? It's a fair question. I looked up and asked God, did I do the right thing? No answer. The sun and sky were so beautiful. I remember thinking the flowers were blooming in the grass. All colors. My niece and nephew looked calm down and okay with everything. They grabbed my hand and we walked towards the newly risen sun. Then I woke up. I said out loud, why werewolves? I felt okay, though. I told myself the sword and the dream were. Cause I seen Star Wars.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I love there. I mean, guys. No Packer, this is crazy. We're just going through and David is struggling.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I'm doing my best, dude. The old ones. The old Star Wars. The first three, I guess I had a good day at school. I remember the next day that dream happened before Harry Potter got big. Three years later, I watched a sword appear in Harry's hands to kill the giant snake. That's right. Yeah, the basilisk. I did something like that. I remember in the theater thinking, this is so familiar, the sword appearing the way that it did. He only had to kill one thing too. I decided to let it go and to not tell my friend. She took dreams seriously at the time. Besides, it was kind of a fun dream. I didn't die. My niece and nephew lived. Sword was cool looking. I decided to feel grateful and move on. The end. I love your guys stuff. God bless you guys. And Nancy and Matt.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Wow. Thank you, Kate. That was nice.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That was a roller coaster.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That was. I didn't know at any point where that was going.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I did enjoy it though.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You did enjoy it, right?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I like the idea of like a dream where you. You up and you have a good time. Yeah, you're the here. You get to have a sword.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What do you think it meant anything or just maybe she's had a dream.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know. I mean, I was listening to this new episode of Merkel and they had some audio issues. So it's a short episode, but the guy is talking about how I forget how he's aware of this. But dog men, they. They exist in the spiritual realm, and they. They have a spiritual effect and a physical effect. So in the spiritual realm, it's like a crazy, combative situation. Big, scary werewolf fights and. But how that manifests in the physical realm is resentment and sadness and despair and. And, you know, issues among peers and like that. So, I mean, you have a dream about doing battle with them. I don't know. I'd be interested to know. I mean, 10 or 11 years old, you probably have no idea of your. I don't know, your situations. Let's say, as far as contention with family members, maybe, or maybe her parents were fighting and then she killed all the werewolves. And she's not. I mean, I'm not saying that that's what happened, but if you were to try to attribute some meaning, I would need some context. Like, what was your life like, you little.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It sounds like a Stephen King novel, but her dream, their entire dream. Like, I'm pretty sure I've read that exact situation in a Stephen King novel, but it wasn't done with a sword or werewolf. Werewolves. It was just, like, a weird situation where, like, a town turns and starts.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah, that does sound familiar, that element of it. Yeah. Like, the whole town has a big, funky secret of sorts. They're all cult members or they're all, you know, sacrificing children.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Started to remind me of that desert culture episode of Merkel.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Joshua Tree.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Where changes and then desert portal, cult. Something like that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Something like that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Great episode.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

All right. That was good. I like that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Thank you, Katie.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We have. We have. We're just gonna keep rolling through them, I guess.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Katie, are you in the.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

She's in the Patreon. I don't think so.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Is she in the chat? Is Katie in the chat?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, let's.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't see anything right now.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's not Kate.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Where's my.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Asking Kate. Different one. Where's me?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, it's not. It's not Alaska, Kate.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Matt is mourning at his gardens or something like that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know what it is. He's crying. He lost a banana tree.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Did he?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No. Probably just saying something that would cut him deep and give him a heavy spirit.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Jen Howard.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Jen Howard. I remember Jen Howard. She crushes. Let's. Let's find Jen Howard. What is she, Doctor? Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Sorry, Jen Howard.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Sorry, Jen Howard.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

She goes by Jen Howard on Facebook, too.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

She goes by Jen Howard pretty much everywhere you can find Jen Howard. Anywhere that you find People on social media. Good, go

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

this one. Oh, my God. This one is titled Paranormy Chronicles.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just. We just dox the.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Out of her. We dox her super hard.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She crushes, though.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

She's really cool.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

She's been a long time watcher, listener, enjoyer of the show.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. At this point, though, if you guys are watching the show and you're writing in, get doxed, you know?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, Nancy, put up the ticker. Guys, if you're poor and you're listening, you got about four more minutes until you can find some money and continue listening. Oh, my God, it's Jen Howard. She's in the chat.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Is she?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yep, there she is.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Hey, Jen, we about to read your.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

About to read your. Sorry for doxing, you, dog.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, she does go by Jenny Howard.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

She goes by Jen Howard on everything. There she is. You can see she's a lady, got blonde hair. All right, all right. The best Jen Howard. Okay. All right, let's go. Go ahead, dude.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, wait, we need our music. Yeah, there's the music.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Is it spooky? I don't know if it's spooky. It might not be.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I was raised by radical liberals in an occult environment.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I would even say I was intentionally raised to be agnostic witches, naked hippies, and high grade blow everywhere.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right. Hey, already though, off to a great start. Sentence structure, punctuation, stuff like that. Yeah, there we go.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You're doing well.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Good job, Jen.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Except for the raised by hippies part.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah. And then the naked hippies is fun. Okay, I. I gotta admit, infuriated when people expose naked people to naked people. I can't stand that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, like, you know what you're doing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You know what you're doing.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's. Yeah, it's.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't like that. It really upsets me.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay. My whole childhood was a lot like that scene in Boogie Nights. Never seen it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Boogie Nights? Yeah, I've never seen it. I've seen bits and pieces of it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

When that the money dude in the smoking jack was running down a pleasant street, shooting at a Corvette, racing away in the middle of the night.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Damn. Damn.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I had always believed that there was a spiritual nature to existence. But as an adult, I didn't understand that God was real and made fun of Jesus mercilessly.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Can we take a quick break for a second?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I think. Nancy, don't kick. Don't kick the pores out just yet because.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, I want Jen to be able to Hear her story. Yeah, give him some more. Yeah. Jen, looks. Oh, no. Oops.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Can you bring her back?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, there's nothing we can do, really. Maybe we could gift her a Patreon. Nancy, we were only at the 23 minute mark. Oh, my God, Nancy, you're brutal. Whoops. That's crazy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I wanted to bring up this, this one about a fake Jesus. And I know that this will give us a little bit of heat, but.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I just thought it was fun.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Who's this? Oh, Jacob Israel. What's he on about?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I just, I just read the first two sentences. News flash. Jesus is not God. Jesus. God was in Jesus. Huge difference. And it's just more.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, all right.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

More exhausting.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I gotta admit, when we get all caught up in the semantics of it. Like, I saw one thing that was like, jesus is not God the Father, Jesus is not the Holy Spirit, but the Holy Spirit is God. God the Father is God and Jesus is God. And I'm just like, man, I'm dumb and it's super hard for me to understand this thing. That's why I stick with what Jesus says. Like, when he's constantly referencing his Father. Like, even in my prayers, I don't get so caught up in the idea of, like, is Jesus God? I just try to talk to God, but I do it because I take it very literally, right? Jesus is like, nobody comes to the Father except through the Son. And then when it's like, Jesus Christ

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

is the way Jacob Israel is real.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Is real.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know if that. He might be a little gay, but I always, I pray to the Father in Jesus's name. I look at it as like, I can't come to you unless I come through Jesus. So I, I. But it seems to be a triage of a system. Yes, it's a triage of word. It's a system, and it's three components. Is the Holy Spirit, there's Jesus Christ and there's God the Father. And it is like this God system. But, like, that's about the best grasp that I have on it. I don't know beyond that. I think we found his name is really gay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Israel. E. Gay.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Yes, that's accurate.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Nailed it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yep.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Nancy Epstein. YouTube says Dave Burns.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Sorry, we're back.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, you're not sorry.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You're not sorry. No, she hates poor people. It's crazy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It is amazing. Well, she lives in a box and she, she's a patron member, which is why is she a patron member? Shouldn't she be whatever So I get the animosity, Nancy, but sometimes we have to go. What's the word? Courtesy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I almost have. Dude, you want to hear about a good word I'd like to make up?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Courtitude. That's a good word, dude.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I like that word.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Courtitude. Show some course, show some courtitude next time. Geez, man. Have a little courtitude.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay, Okay. I didn't understand that God was real. Made fun of Jesus mercilessly.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's amazing that he's so merciful to me, considering how poorly I treated him.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Amen.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I had several paranormal experiences over the years that I don't really need to tell you about, but so we know, I witnessed some wild stuff onto the meat. All right. Sometime just before the eclipse of 2017, maybe six months or so early spring, I became obsessed with the truth. Nancy. It's a. I can't believe you kicked her out.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I feel bad. She can get seven day free trial.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

How do we find her?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I could find her on Howard.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

On everything, guys.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Jen, Howard on everything. Go and find Jen Howard. Apologize on our behalf. We'll be finding her shortly to give her some sort of a Patreon thing and she can come in.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

If you could reach out on Facebook while I read this, that might be.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Maybe Nancy could do it. No, Nancy can't find Nancy. I don't have fancy Facebook. Yeah, sorry, Jen Howard. I apologize. Oh, watching some black people chop open a monkey. I'm sorry. Give me a second.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I am 100% that I wouldn't have. Would not have become obsessed with finding truth unless God put it in my heart. Because I was like. I was just like most people before that. I had my personal narrative. And I witlessly expect that other people would look at me and see what I had, what I wanted them to see. My boyfriend had asked me a strange question while we were walking the dog one night, and it really.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Wait, is that Howard? I don't know if that's actually Jen Howard.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay, thank God.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I was about to find her on Facebook. All right, all right, all right.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay. We were. Yes. Okay. No, no, don't be. Don't be nice. She said, no worries.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Nancy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Nancy. That was nasty.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Nasty Nancy. Nasty Nancy strikes again. It's just awful memory at this point.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'm sorry.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I feel bad.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You know what it is like, because it's like you've ever had that job where the boss tells you, like, all right, hey, three o', clock, start doing this thing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And you're like, you know what? Three o'. Clock. I'M gonna do this thing. Yeah, we did tell her around this time, do this thing. She didn't use her initiative. Her initiative and say, hey, you know,

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Nancy supposed to be able to read our minds. You're supposed to understand what we're thinking and how we're conveying it to you. And. And, you know what I mean? Like, this is something.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Have some cognitive. Oh, cognizant. Enable.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What was the word I used?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Clairvoyance. No, that wasn't it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Contiguity.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, have some of that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Quit being a bitch.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Hi, Jen. I'm glad you're here.

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[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

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[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay, I think we should stop calling her that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Nancy. No, I. I didn't. All right, fine.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He asked me if I thought gravity felt heavier than usual lately. In the moment, he asked me that question. There was a low cloud cover and the air felt dense.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Court to. Thank you so much.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Courtitude. That's the name, name of the episode. Courtitude. And we could slowly unpack it from a box in the attic. I realized I didn't know what gravity was. Neither do I. And we talked about whether it had something to do with the way people end up stooped over and skinny with gray hair and sagging skin. I like the way their brain works. Right.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

When I used to smoke weed, sometimes I would feel, like, all pressure.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Gravity.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Like I could feel gravity pushing me down into the earth. Like, in a crazy way. Yeah. Where it almost felt, like, weird to walk. Yeah. Like I don't know if it's actually gravity. I could see my tinfoil tiara says gravity is fake and gay. But like I said, Mayor Song ever, you know, gravity is faking gay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, just Gravity by John Mayer.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I could feel like, just like something was. Like I could feel even the pressure becoming more and more substantial on the soles of my feet.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like you were in one of those chambers that Goku had Yeah, yeah, I don't know why.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, exactly, exactly. I don't know why that would happen. But it used to, used to happen all the time.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

More sensitive to the. Around you.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, right.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So I realized I didn't know what it was. And we talked about this. Whether they're sagging skin. We looked up gravity when we got back home and it turns out that there was no explanation for it. Just a handful of theories. But there was zero chance it was the result of living on a spinning ball hurtling through the universe at whatever insane speed.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Amen. Word.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Not only that, but if we had been on a spinning ball hurtling through the universe, surely we wouldn't be seeing the same stars every night for thousands of years.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's a good point. The stars thing is a good point.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't know how any of this works, but like. Yeah, this just seems a little far fetched.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Night at the museum stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I gotta just see the same stars as my ancestors. Like nothing. What? But we, we're moving, but everything's so chaotic and everything's spiraling around and moving through this universe at whatever thousands and thousands of millions of billions of miles and, and corkscrewing. Well, huh.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I wasn't angry really about all the lies. I was astonished that they made us sit inside institutional walls eight hours a day for 14 years to make us memorize facts that weren't facts at all. They probably didn't lie to us much in preschool, but I'll throw those years in there because the whole education system is part of the psyop.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Amen. Six months. You know, I might be failing my kids because they still think I went to my parents house and my son has a, like his room there and they have a globe next to his bed. I'm just like, this is, this is shit.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You got to get them the layered one, like it's flat with like he all underneath and the pillars and, and the dome over the top of it,

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

the four doors that open on each side.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What you do is you put a globe there and you put that there

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

and you go choose.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Don't even say anything, just put it. Just see which one they touch first. Yeah. And then teach them that if it's the globe, then go all in on the globe.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I try to ask them like, well, which one? They go, of course it's spinning in this outer space. Like, yeah, we. And I was like, well we haven't been to the moon. And they're like, they know that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

They're like, okay, yeah, that was a lie. And I was like, well. And I don't tell them that it's a lie, but I say it could be. What do you think? What do you think? Why haven't we gone back?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Right? Why have.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Why don't we have any rocks?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Great. Great. Question would.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And they go, yeah, it doesn't seem. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. And then I go, what seems more likely that we're just, like, here, like the Bible says?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Or we're going, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And they go, yeah, you know what? That actually does seem? Yeah, more likely. And I was like, huh.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Maybe because the speed with which you're supposed to be, you know, careening through

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

space, thousand miles an hour,

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

it just doesn't feel like sticking to this. It's crazy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's just interesting, because I don't want to. To make them think a thing, but I tell them.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What do you think I tell my son?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

This is what people think.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. I tell my son. You know, NASA like, lies a lot.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You know the NASA Nashua means to lie, right?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Did you know this? Nazi pioneered space program. My favorite saying lately. Nazi or. Yeah, Nazi pioneered space program is a great.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Maybe that's a T shirt.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, I think it is.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Write that down.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What if you took NASA, but in the exact same font you wrote Nazi.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Nazi. NASA.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. And then in the. It goes Nazi. And then underneath it, in small font, pioneered space program. And it's got a picture of the. The rocket that's actually a banger.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I like that. Shut up, Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Shut.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'll do it better.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I can't. We're in the daytime. I can't point a gun around.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Don't point it. Yeah. I lost my job and ended up staying home for a couple of months. Then I spent all my time thinking about the nature of reality.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Hell, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We talked about it a lot.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Wait, wait. I lost my job?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Hell, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And ended up staying home for a couple of months. That's awesome.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's like, is this real, Chad? Is this real? I lost my job. Is this completely real? What's happening?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Pondering for days upon days.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I like, oh, if you got. If you guys watch the tinfoil hat that we did yesterday, we did hit him with a chat. Is this real?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And they were baffled. They were like, what do you mean, Chad? There's a chat.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I thought we did a really great job of just keeping them on their toes.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

They had no clue what was happening the entire time. That's good.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

They really bring out the worst of me. Okay, yeah, we talked about it a lot. Smoking cigarettes in front of the fireplace and listening to music. Watching quantum physics videos on YouTube and studying the molecular makeup of water, gold, Etc. Damn, they're going deep.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I'm just such a fan of her punctuation.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You're crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You're a crazy person, Jen, you crazy lady.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What's she saying? She's talking to us in here.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's okay if other people give your kids misinformation. God put a compass in our hearts. Misinformation ultimately causes us to seek the truth. Yeah, I would say that's accurate word, because I went through the whole indoctrination system and then.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Jen, on a scale of 1 to crazy, 10, like 1 to 10, 10 being the most crazy. How crazy do you think you are?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Because how crazy is you, Jen?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'm reading this right now at six months. She's unemployed six months just watching YouTube videos. This is a guy thing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, I mean, I was. I was homeless for a number of years and I was. My primary focus was YouTube videos.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's how you end up here.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Not a job, not anything else. Just like, I gotta know about the Reptilians. Tell me about the Reptilians.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And it looks like, I mean, her. Her boyfriend asserted the question, but she continued. Yeah, so it's very interesting.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

She's smoking weed, heavy during this time.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Good question. She said cigarettes. Well, it's in the cigarettes.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Take a weed.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

She just said, ha. Okay. We ask each other questions constantly rather than making assertions. I think that was the key really, when I look back at it, because I had written this paper, a final for my philosophy and religion class in college. Damn.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You went to college?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Went to college. Hey, Jen, you smart.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I got GED.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You wicked smart. Okay, that was 20 years before and I hadn't thought about it much since. It was a notch in my intellectual belt. And that's all it was. I'd gotten the only A. And a professor had spoken to me about it afterward because he wanted to know why he'd given it to me.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

He wanted me to know why he gave.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He wanted me to know why he gave him the A. We were studying the. I. I think, what does this mean?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Teleological.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Teleological. And onto. Maybe theological and ontological theories for the. Yeah, theological and ontological theories for the existence of God. And it was our. Our choice which one we chose to write about in the final. The professor said I was the only person out of 40 plus who chose to write about the ontological theory and in retrospect, I can see why. I wish I knew what ontological meant. Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well, I don't know. Using the word teleological again there.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That might be.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That might be on purpose, and I don't know what that means. Well, but Nancy, look up fucking teleological for us.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't think Nancy even knows what we're talking about.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

She's boiling water.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We've got to take a quick break because I do have to look that word up.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And ontological.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Philosophical studies.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Teleological. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Relating to or involved the nature of reality. Wow. Good job, Nance.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The explanation of phenomena. Yeah, Explain it like you're talking to kids, though. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Chad, how many of you retards went to college? I'd love to know that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I went to college.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. And look at you now.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Now I do a podcast now. I'm captain of the ontological, Relating to a branch of metaphysical details dealing with the nature of human beings. I still don't know what it means, but I know a lot of people do use that. And then when they go. When they use it on the show, I go like this. Huh.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's insane, because a lot of people in here went to college.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, look. Some went to Bible college.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, Reb, that's funny. What is it called? Cemetery school. So. But that's. It's interesting to me that 501C3 system.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Six songs in a show, seven songs in a show, eight songs in a show.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I went to Fort Benning school for. For boys. What happens there?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

A lot of BFing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

A lot of BFing. I'm a community college dropout. Well, good for you. It's just interesting that anybody who went to college would. Would listen to this.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's a fascinating thing to me.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I mean, I went to college, and I do it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, that's a fascinating thing to me. I mean, for me, I ate out of dumpsters, was homeless, got kicked out of school, went back, got my ged. Now I'm doing this. That seems to make a lot of sense. Like, that's not shocking at all.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Some would say it's a. Where I belong. At the time, it was just more interesting to me than. Than the teleological.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Graduated from West Point. I don't know what that is, but it sounds prestigious.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

West Point's like an army school. Chuck is a genius.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, my God.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He's. He's a supposed genius. He makes seven figures a year.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Letter Bible Chuck.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. To be honest, Chuck the boomer. Him.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, I like Chuck. We're cool. All right, all right. We gotta read. Sorry, Chuck. I didn't mean that. I didn't believe in God at the time and actually found it difficult to refute the theory in my final because I wasn't able to ingest what it meant. Even that difficulty couldn't crack the shell on my ego, though. So I went on being a total heathen for a couple more decades. The weird thing was that the ontological theory was what came out of my mouth in the moment that I was reborn.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Chuck says, danny, hey, name doxed. Stop that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's funny. This is my show. Oh, my God. That's very funny.

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[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't like this.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Where were you? Can you highlight?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'm not doing any more of the show.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, come on. Not until. Look what you did, Chuck. You made him stop the show. Chuck, say sorry.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's fine. And we'll wait for him to say sorry.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right, we're not gonna read anymore till Chuck says sorry. Jen says, I went to community college. That's the only reason my professor was impressed by me.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Nice.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I'm having this discussion right now with my wife because, you know, my wife. My wife. All right, there we go. Chuck said sorry.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We can. Okay. Okay, good. I was like, this is gonna be an interesting vamp.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I was sitting right in front of that fireplace. I guess that she's talking about when she was reborn.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We were discussing the nature of the. Of existence, and suddenly God revealed himself to me by speaking through my mouth.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, snip. Where you're like, shamalahaya.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Did somebody translate?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Were they translated? Because it's not. If it's. If it wasn't translated.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Translation, the song that we just said.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, no, Chuck. Oh, he did it again. Come on, Chuck.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You know what it is, man? It's that boomer propensity that, like, just. They have this air about them like they deserve.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

They had it coming.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Promising 3,000 years ago. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Unbelievable, Chuck.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So God spoke out of her mouth. All I knew was that I Needed to take a deep breath before I said what I was about to say. And when I did, it felt like I was breathing in life. When I spoke, my voice was like a river.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Damn.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It felt like rushing. It felt like it was rushing out of me in accord. Not a single note. Oh, like a. Like a three. Three voices like my voice usually, as I said, because God is that being then which no greater can be conceived, so he must be real.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's what she said. Because God is that being than which no greater can be conceived, so he must be real.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's how I feel like that's how God be speaking.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Not like my children.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Listen to me.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I stand at the door.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, maybe you need only answer, yo,

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

you're gonna get to the gates.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And he's be like, that was me.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I'd be like, you can understand why I. She wears a fedora. Translates. Wears a fedora. You could understand why I thought, well,

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

you speak a little funny, though.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Speak a little funny. Why can't you just say that?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't know. Christian. Oh, Christian. The boyfriend didn't know what I meant, but I did because I've written a paper about it. I explained it to him as well as I could, although I hadn't really gotten in gotten it until God gave it to me to understand. It was literally the most bizarre thing that had ever happened to me. Speaking in a voice that wasn't mine. And it hasn't happened since then. It was God showing me that he is real. Israel.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Israel is gay. Whoa. Jacob is Jacob.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Israel's gay, so he is real. I lost my place here.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Where is it? Oh, here you go. I'm gonna help you out.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Thank you. Oh, help you out.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Doesn't get much more paranormal than that. I had a crazy experience at the grocery store. What might have been an angel while I was first reading the Bible. But I can't say for sure, so that's probably not a story. You guys rock. Thanks for taking the time to read this, Jen Howard. You know what social media is? Facebook.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Twitter, LinkedIn, her address in the white pages. Thank you.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You know what?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Thank you, Jen. Yeah, Nancy said it also. Thank you. Because I know Jen. I've seen her name for a long time. And so thank you, Jen, for supporting so.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Because God is that being than which no greater can be conceived, he must therefore exist in reality. I guess that's exactly what what was told to her. Well, that we love you too.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That doesn't clarify things for me. It's such a short sentence. And it feels like I should be able to understand it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

But it's like I understand it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I understand it. Then say it so.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Because God is that being then which no greater.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I'm not saying. Read it again. I'm saying like explain it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like he's. That.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's what he's got is really that all right. Oh yeah, all right. I get that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He must therefore exist in reality. He is the thing that, that you can't even conceive. Therefore he must exist. You can't even understand what it is. Let me lower this. Therefore he must exist.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You understand that, Nancy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's almost like a contradiction of Nancy. You get it, right?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yes.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You spend a lot of time in the astral. She gets. She understands is how they talk.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Unbelievable.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I like this one.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Thank you, Hen Jaward. That was wonder.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It will explain it better. Who's it?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Is that a threat? Don't, don't, don't, don't.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, she wrote a comment right before that one. Huh?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, if you could conceive of a God that existed in reality, he would be a greater God than the one who only existed in your imagination.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So no matter how great of a God, you can conceive God is greater than the one that exists in your imagination.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's a, it's a fool's errand to even try to defect. Like the best we can do. I, I think when Sam asked us that question about Israel. I don't know if it was.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Israel is gay chat.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Israel is real gay. When he asks that question about Israel and its behavior and what we make of God still being like, down with them.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I felt like I, I just hope he got what I was trying to say because it's a, it feels like a cop out. A lot of people will say, oh, that's a cop out. Like you said, like a dude, the Judaic, you know, God or whatever. But I'm like, no, it's not a cop out. It's an explanation of the nature of what I'm trying to explain.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, you're talking about not breaking. Breaking promises. Yeah, just that's it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like if there is a promise. And also I think we, we didn't get to say like how pro. How profound that is. That of course Satan would use that because if he understands the nature of God, he made a promise and he

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

knows he's not going to break that promise.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

When they walk through. I think it was Abraham when he walked through the sacrifices, like there's like, oh yeah, trail. And they're Cut in half. That's like a blood promise, and that does not get broken, no matter what. I'm like, that kind of gives me a little bit of hope. Like, even though these people do really suck for us and for the next generation and all the generations before us are, like, horrific.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

There still is a promise that is kept. And it's like, we're lucky.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That that promise is kept. It's. It's. It's proof of the promises that's made to us who are far less bad. Like, I mean, well, it's like your Matt tries to say that we're like, oh, well, we are full with sin too. Like, we. We crucified. I didn't crucify G. Puerto Rico wasn't even created at that point.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All that trash hadn't compiled yet.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, we had nowhere to float.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

There was just. There was nothing at all. Well, I mean, yeah, if. If God doesn't keep his promises, then, like, you know, who does? You know what I'm saying? Like, who does?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Thank you, Chuck.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, I like that. Don't be mean to Chuck. Okay, so we have NW Scoundreous. We also have Brooke Perez. Joe what? Jim Bowman.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We'll read Brooke Perez. That came in. These came in in order.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Did you guys read Red Hoodie Guy?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

The most recent one? No. The Return of Red Hoodie. Now can you put that in there? Can you do your job? It's already in there.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay, can you find it for us?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Which one is it? Go to Recent. Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay. Recent.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What's the name?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Did she put Red Hoodie Guy?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Does it say So I emailed these to you. No, hold on.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, boy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right, well, I'm gonna open up Brooke Perez. It says red hoodie guy three.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay, I'll find it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't even see that. 315.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Got it. I got it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You got it?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I got it. I'll send it to you. I'll send it to your Twitter. We'll read it after. Read Brooke Perez, question mark.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Question mark. Okay. Hi, guys.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Hey.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

My name is Brooke. Hi, Brooke.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Hi, Brooke.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Longtime listener, first time making contact with y'.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

All. Oh, that's little spooks.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Fine. When I was younger, less dangerous senior in high school, back in the good old days of 2011. 2012. Ish time. Yeah. It's a little, tiny bit younger than me, I had the privilege of being chaplain of my private Christian high school. What is a chaplain?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Chaplain, like a minister. Right.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Person who does the prayers.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And I basically just prayed over our Wednesday chapel and pretended I was really tight with the Lord.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Brooke Perez is you.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Brooke Perez.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You spit.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You speak.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No. Are you a spic? Like, not saying.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Not an act.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Not. It was also an accusation. Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I was. That was my parade. They were calling you a spic backstage, like 10 times.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And now we've done it several times on stage.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So, I mean, I'll show the. We'll show the thing right here. It literally says Brooke Perez, big question mark. We don't know. Very important.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So I basically just prayed over our Wednesday chapel and pretended I was really tight with the Lord.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Poop log is a girl. Brooke plug.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Not poop log.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Ploop log.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. You see these names? Crazy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You just.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You just made that poop.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What's wrong with the girls?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's crazy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

America.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

We got a lot of girls listen

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

to the show and what's wrong with you?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I think it's growing daily. I think soon we're going to cross that. That line where it's more girls going to be menstruating. Menstruating. You're going to smell copper every time we go on the air. Smell. Smells like pennies in here. So I'm not doing this. Okay. So these Wednesday Wednesday chapels were interesting because our guidance counselor would just have these randos from churches or mission groups come and yap about something. I think. Think about, like, no sex till marriage.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, I'm adopted.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, that's a great. That's a great response to that question.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You speak.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Nope, Adopted. So they would come and preach about stuff. Right. Think no sex till marriage. Dangers of Harry Potter are Pokemon the devil. This sounds like episodes of America. Is Liberty University the college for you like that? Usually it was unremarkable and pretty lackluster. However, one Wednesday, some pastor and his wife roll up really unassuming.

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[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

The dude comes to the front and introduces himself and his wife, explaining what church they're associated with and all that jazz. When all of a sudden, bro's wife decides to pray for the Group.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I feel like we read this.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

This is similar to something that we read. I know which one you're. You're thinking about, but I imagine that this was relatively, you know, common.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

In. In the church. Which actually reminds me, I'm thinking about sending my. My son to the church's summer camp for a week.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I thought you wasn't going back.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I didn't say that. You said that and. No, you said that and. And I'm wondering, like, is that a good idea? Because I see a lot of people say some of the best times in my life were summer camp. But then I see a lot of other people say I was butt.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I was raped.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I was raped at summer camp. And they never talk about, like, how else it was besides the rape. Seems like the rape really overshadows pretty much the whole experience.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So I'm pretty sure. Yeah, that's what you said. That is a dope.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Look at that. That is great.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Let's watch for veracity.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

The third tithing session that we had this past Sunday, which was.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It was fine.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You okay? Oh, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You were sad about it. I saw you tweeting.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I was a little. I was just annoyed because, you know, Matt makes fun of it. He calls it like five songs in a show or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was not five songs. 50 minutes, six songs in a show. Not to mention when the pastor is talking and he goes, can I get the piano real quick for what I'm about to say?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I talked to my dad about it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yep.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He wasn't happy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

He wasn't happy either. He wasn't happy? No.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He wasn't happy with you.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, with me?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I just thought. I said, hey, I don't think David's coming back. I don't think he's like. I mean, I was looking at him.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He wasn't happy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You might be the last time that I worship and you spend 25 minutes on scripture. You know what it makes me feel like? It makes you want to get on stage and choke him by his little neck and say, read the scripture. I'm going to kill you. That's so great. I didn't say that. I wasn't going back in that whole thing, though.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Actually, you did infer that you would go back and choke him.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I would choke him. I would choke the life out of his little bald fucking head if he didn't read the word.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So. But I'm just like, what do you think about the idea of, like, this is only a week.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

The summer camp.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, is it like to go away. What are they doing?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, they're going to go away.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, that actually sounds nice. For a week for me. Like.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No. So obviously from the parents point of view, it's like, whoa, incredible, dude. But. But, you know, for him sending back a version. Yeah. Just don't them, you know what I'm saying? Like, can we, can we sign off on that? You could. Can you put that in writing for me? I don't know.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't know who.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Is doing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't trust Pastor Mark. No, I don't.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I, I. It's not that I trust these people. Yeah. I. But there's, like, other churches.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, there's a bunch of other churches.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So I don't know. Who knows who's feeling a little butt.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

All of them.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No. Yeah. Probably a lot of them. I would say so. I don't know, man. I'm just trying to think about, like,

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

you know, Zima makes a good point.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Don't tell them to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I would ask him, like, can we shake on it? Like, don't. Don't them.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You promise? You promise you're not gonna.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Them, Piggy? Come on, man. I don't know, man. It's just something I'm thinking about. Anyway, so let's see here. All of a sudden, Bro's wife decides to pray for the group. The moment she opens her mouth, something is obviously up. Students and teachers are crying and sobbing. Think ugly. Kim K. Crying. Oh, and mind you, this is just normal prayer, asking God to be with us, praying for open minds and such. Seriously, nothing crazy. Anyways, someone turns off the lights and they just start going person to person and praying for individuals. People continue crying. This is weird, as eventually the bell rings and lights come on and we all dust off our slacks and kilts and go to class.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Somebody told me when I was really young, in the first church I ever went to. Yeah. If you don't know the person, don't ever let them lay hands on you. And it seemed, like superstitious at that point, but, like, after doing this show, especially for a while.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And. And knowing what we know now, I'm like, definitely don't. I don't even like other people praying for. For me necessarily. Although I could feel like I'd be like, Be like, all right, like, like, stop that if it's bad.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

But like, when they're touching you, that's a whole nother thing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

The touching thing is hard. And I'm a. I'm a handshaker. I like you Know, doing a handshake.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I've been.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I've been more of a knuckle guy. Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Because it's like, I could get, like, you shake my hand. You could pass it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well, you know what it is? It's like, you come all this way, and you. You come to see us, especially, like, if it's, like, fans of the show and stuff. And I'm like, you deserve to be touched.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I mean, I might not even make

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

eye contact and, like, grab you and have a picture, you know, rub your belly kind of a deal.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Isn't it funny that the guy that cursed Merkel.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I probably should have pooped before we started back.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Way back when he did the. She did tell you.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I told you. I told you before the show.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We can take a quick break.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, yeah, I'm gonna hold it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We're gonna take a quick break, guys.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, I can hold it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You sure? Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, Stop telling me what to do.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

All right, then keep reading.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

But before I head out to introduce myself. And they end up inviting the senior class to their youth group. So I let my classmates know, and about half of us go. So, like, 10 people. I can't for the life of me remember if it was night, if it was that night, or like, a week later. But we did end up at that church. We discovered, to our surprise and shock, that the 10 of us were the only students attending this midweek session. And for whatever unknown reason, we stay. Yeah, that should have been your. Here's your sign. That's why people, as white people, dudes, the vibes were off. Can't stress enough how off the vibes were. I chalked it up to spooky, unfamiliar, empty church spookiness and just hope that it would get better. Boy, was I in for it. They butt. No, no, no. Like the chapel session at school. The dude got up in front of everybody in this very small group and was all like, thanks for coming, blah, blah, blah. And again, his wife started praying over us. People start crying again, all 10 of us in tears. Why? I don't know. Finally, some of the other students show up, and they are crying also. I don't like that dude. I don't like all the crying like that. Everybody's doing that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's what she said.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I always love that video where the

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

black guy, he's sensing some bffery.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Unbelievable. The. The black dude who does the big, ugly cry.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

The best. That makes me sad. That makes me really sad.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, the remix.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You ever watch the video? Like, you know, like the Context of the video.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I only seen the remix where they make the song.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

They make a remix.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Terrible, dude. I'll find the song. It's great.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So the context, that video is like, this black dude is homeless. He's an ex boxer. I think he abandons his kids, and now he's just a drunk homeless dude.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And he has those vibes.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. And the. And his kid is an adult gay man now, and he's trying to tell him, like, he remembers what it was like to be a kid passing by. And every black man on the street, he would wonder if that's his father. And then he said something. He's like, and despite all of that, I still love you. And this where it was. It was the worst ever, dude. It was the worst, bro. It was the worst ever. It's the funniest video maybe of all time, but it is in it at its heart. Like, what's actually happening there is the worst aspect of, like, human experience.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I have it right here. Let's. Let's watch this. Oh, man.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I still love you. Look at him. He looks retarded somewhere deep down in my heart.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, they both cry the same, too.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I still love you. Yeah, Bro. That kept that for. For 30 years. 30 years. That guy hasn't cried in 30 years. He's been beat up, he's been peed on. He's been in and out of jail. He's been doing all the craziest. And that right there just. You could tell that was so involuntary. I never heard anybody cry like that. Like, oh, my God, bro. I feel bad even. Even laughing at it. Oh, no. Is it a remix? Deep down in my heart,

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I still love.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Bro. Even his son is like, what the. It's like, damn, bro. It's not even like that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, my God, bro. Oh, my God. That's the worst ever, though.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Dave was just.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, you know, that sounds exactly like that, bro.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, my God. That was crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That was the worst ever.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Moral of the story, don't leave your kids.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Don't leave your kids. And don't pent it up for 30 years. I'm sure. I think he died.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I guess the moral of the story is if you leave your kids, mean it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Be a man about it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Don't be a little bro.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, my God. I don't know why. All 10 of us were in tears.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We left our kids for 30 years.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Finally, some other students show up and they're crying also. So I guess this was normal for them. I'll be real. Once this was over. I never went back. Anyways, there's like 20 to 25 people now, and we break up into groups and are praying over each other, something I had very little experience with. But I am doing it because social pressure, basically.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I feel like we've read. But again, let's.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right, this doesn't sound familiar to me.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

After a little of this and some of that past.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Excuse me.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

A little of this and some of that, the pastor and his wife start praying over the small clusters of us. People immediately start dropping to the ground. Bro. What?

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[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So people are crying and. And people are dropping to the ground. I would leave. I would leave. I have a real problem praying over people. Yeah, I don't know, like, just praying it. Like, I. Like where. Where in the Bible, like, God talks about your secret place. You know, like, we're only. It's. It's only you and him. Like, that's what I do. I don't. I don't want.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like, that's where you cry.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's why I go. I do it alone.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

My secret place.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

My secret place. Me and the Lord. And I just weep. But I don't. I don't do. I don't. I don't like a. A public prayer. I'm not that guy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Public weeper.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I'm not a public weeper. The homies that have been dropped are like convulsing and murmuring. What the. Bro. So, like, cool. My mom has epilepsy and I realize they aren't having seizures as far as I could tell. Damn. You had a epileptic expert in your mids. You didn't even know it. Please don't make a button out of it, though. Oh, no, Jen, you meant to make a button out of his cry.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, my God.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, my God. No, it's a bad thing to do. Within, like maybe 10 minutes, all of my friends are on the floor and these people start praying over me. And all I want to do is get the fuck out. But the person that drove me Is laying on the floor still so uncomfortable. Floor still so uncomfortably. I stand there and try to understand why I'm not falling out like the rest of everyone. The moment the pastor's wife put her hand on my forehead, I got the clearest voice in my head saying, she's forcing the spirit, but she has a message for you. I grew up really dusty, crusty, musty Baptist. That didn't happen to me. But here I was with some lady's hand in my forehead, getting a fancy little mind massage. So I lock in. Oh, wait, wait.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Is this like I, I. Is this a boy or a girl? Brooke.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Brooke is a lady. Plup log.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I didn't believe.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I feel like it's important in the story because, like, if, if it's a guy react, like, the reaction would be slightly different or we'd expect a different reaction from someone touching you and doing this thing. If it's a girl, might be. You know what I'm saying?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I just feel like it's important.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Girl.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

When you write in male or female.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Hey, ploop.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You girl, you girl.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Put a girl on.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We thought that was crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

We don't know the gender of our. We got some gender fluid fans.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

All right, keep reading.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Put a girl on. Put a girl on.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Don't make me cry.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I was getting a fancy little mind massage, so I lock in and listen to her. I'm a nice lady, okay? Brooke is a nice lady, okay? She tells me I'm a prophet. She tells me I will convert witches. Oh, and she tells me not to lose my way. I was the only one that night not to get hypnotized by this lady's weird church magic. And as soon as all my homies were up, I was out of there. I was honestly pissed off about this. I like that. Yeah, dude, me too. I would not like this at all. Her message made me feel really important, and I didn't want that. I didn't want to be a prophet or to be in charge of trying to hunt down or convert anybody. I honestly thought she was full of shit because of the witches thing. I didn't forecast moving to Richmond, Virginia, and being absolutely surrounded by them five years later. So obviously my profitabilities didn't exactly. Haven't exactly been obvious. Anyway, I carried this pissed off energy into 2013 when I got married to a dude.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Very important that we ask, huh?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Because we thought you was gay. Yeah, when you said that part about marrying a dude.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

But you're not gay, but you're not Gay.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You're a nice lady. I'm. When I got married to a dude I met on a vampire goth social networking website that no longer exists.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay, I'm pretty sure we've. So we've read the story.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't remember this.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, no, no. I'm saying we've read a story. Oh, that's exactly like this. But no, I've never read.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't remember that part at all. Plut, what was the name of the website?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, can we.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah. She says it doesn't exist, but it's funny to know still. He was in the USAF and we moved to Japan. Oh, he was just a. You. You sad fast, huh? Okay. Oh, what happened to your camera?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't know. I'll go fix it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Wait. Oh, hey, we back. All right, thanks, Nancy. In late 2013, I moved to Okinawa with this dude, right? He's a huge turd and I don't know it yet. He's covert about it. Homie had a raging porn addiction. Oh, not cool. And I truly believe that anyone who is putting as much energy into beating his meat as he was beating his meat beating it. Beating his meat was definitely inviting something to feed off the energy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

How does that work? Do you catch them? You do. You cat.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Like, did Ploop say, hey, is that my wife? I don't know if that's really my wife in there. Everybody.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Number one or number two or number three.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know. What was I asking Ploop? What's in it? Oh, vampire freaks. Damn. He was on a dating website called Vampire Freaks.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And you're surprised that he had a. Come on, let's see. Vampires.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah. No. What the hell? I don't know if that's my wife. It's a crazy sentence.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay, fashion original. Oh, now it's like a.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Now it's a fashion website.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Vampirefreaks.com.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

hey, man. Little vampire freaks.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Come on.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

In late 2013, I moved into. Oh, wait, no, that's right. He jerks off. December 20, 2013. This guy gets me something I never had and also didn't know I needed.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, check this out. We found it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Actual factual wife. It wasn't a dating website.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Vampirefreaks.com.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

damn. Does my wife used to buy fashion from this website?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

This is a blog. This is a blog about vampire. Like there's a journal. Update your status.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So what was the actual name of the top cult? The last thing Plu Plog said is it was constant meat beating Constant. It was a season of meat beating. I wouldn't look up that site. Well, that's why no one will remember your name. Brandon w. So, okay, December 20th, this guy gets me a puppy. It's a black and tan shiba inu. A doge dog. She changed my life. I left that shitty nerd, But I got both dogs. We ended up with. This dog was such a blessing. But it started noticing. But I started noticing. She'd play with upstairs. She'd play upstairs by herself a lot. She'd hang out in the dark guest room, and sometimes it would sound like someone was throwing a toy down the hallway for her. Weird. But she couldn't have thrown it herself. No big deal. She didn't have thumbs. She would sometimes bring me random stuff that I was certain we didn't have in our home. Marbles, blueberries, a button. Weird. Usually small items, but always things we couldn't find the source for. Obviously. Hubs wrote it off as base housing.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, base. Like military base housing. And nothing supernatural could be happening on the most notoriously haunted military base in the world. I wasn't so easily convinced the dog was bringing me weird stuff. And the house's overall vibe was good. Until sometimes it wasn't.

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[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I hear a lot about, like, you know, where people are stationed, military housing, and it being super spooky because it's

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

not really a house. It's like they were just passing through. There's a lot of trauma there.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Husband's going away. Wife might be cheating. Not accusing Brooke of anything, but it's like.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Oh, you know what? By the way, I found out today that they. They did a study. Do you know what the. The number one. Oh, now I feel bad for saying it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The police officer. No.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Who? It's nurses. Oh, you gotta hit your wife.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I gotta hit her. I gotta hit her.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's the only way they said the number one way to stop me.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Nurses in the hospital.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, hit her.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You gotta hit her.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You have to hit her a lot.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I did read that promiscuous Promiscuous.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Which is weird because I've been.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'm gonna call my wife right now. What is she doing?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Schedule a beating. I. I've been in hospitals a fair amount. You know, have my testicle removed. Maybe that's not the most attractive thing to a nurse, actually, now that I think about it. But I've just never gotten like a vibe. Never gotten a vibe from any of the women in a hospital where I'm

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

like, they're usually just like miserable.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

They're just going about doing their. Yeah. Putting hoses in people.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I think it's. I think it's a promiscuous job because. Shut up, Mason.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I know. I could hear it sound like a giant bird.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What you have is like right out of college.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

These girls are in. These girls are in a good job, making a ton of money.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Usually single. So it's like that invites a crazy lifestyle. And then their life, their. Their schedule is like crazy. So they're all.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's like a police officer. The police officer schedule is like four days a week, 12 hour shift. So they just running and gunning and doing and seeing people and blah blah, blah. That's what nurses are like.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So my tinfoil tiara says nurses are into freak books. Book talk. That's like the. I guess it's like the book section of Tick Tock. But I guess those are the people that are reading the books about the Minotaur. Having sex with the woman, talk with

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

the nurse once, then found out I was her side piece.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Unbelievable.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Damn.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Why are there so many fat ass nurses out there? Damn, Z man. We mean fat ass. No, just like fat. I chalked it up to a lot of it to my ex just being a moody guy and just not being fun or nice to be around. I was in big denial. I think looking back, I definitely think he still sucks. But I'm wondering if there was something augmenting how much he sucked. It definitely feels like a possibility. Eventually we ended up getting a second doge dog. The more traditional red color. She is the most loyal dog I've ever met and a real testimonial to the nature and history of her breed. Flash forward to the summer of 2015. Hubs has one, Homie. They have gay sex. That's not what you made that part up and happened. I like this guy. He's Hispanic, but I like him anyway. And very nerdy. He's got a weird little brother energy that makes him a good video game friendship. Okay. So we start hanging out with this guy a good bit. And I discover he's got a great fondness for ghosts.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I feel like we've read this.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Chat. Have we read this?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Chat. Do we read this?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Keep reading.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right. Fancy that. I thought we had one. So I tell them the things that I'm noticing. All of a sudden this nerd goes, any ghosts in the areas? Come with me. I'd be like, get out of my house. Yeah, I'm gonna shoot you in the chest. He said this on my back porch with the door open. I didn't like that at all. But my husband was all, pisha. Who's Pisha?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I think she like. It's like a. Sounds like a black name, like that kind of thing. Pisha.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Ghosts aren't real. Pishaw. So obviously we weren't kicking this guy out. It should be noted that I had fallen off with Christianity and was identifying as an ancient alien theorist at the time. So my frame of reference for how to handle these things that happened next was extremely limited. Within the week of Nerdo asking the ghost to basically come in, my house actively started picking up activity. Activity? Yeah, actively. Activity. Both dogs started bringing me things. Electronics started breaking out of nowhere. And I started hearing footsteps when I was the only one that was home. Like boots on a laminate. Loud, clear on laminate. Loud, clear sounds. I'm sorry, I'm retarded. It was highlighted because the dogs would react every time we'd hear them. Similarly, my ex worked swing shift from 3 to 12ish. And I'd stay up and wait for him. The dogs and I would hear the screen door open, then the main door. And again with the boots on the laminate loud and clear. We would walk to the door to discover no one. There was. There were several times we heard this voice say, hello. Oh, like he was surprised we hadn't been at the door to greet him. Surprise. He wasn't there. Okay. Surprise. He wasn't there.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And the atmosphere surprised heavier by the day.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise. Eventually, one night, the dogs do as they do and they asked to go out. After midnight, I saddle them up and take them out to the potty. The base was a very central location for the bombing of Okinawa back in World War II. There's bunkers in the trees used by Japanese soldiers as they fought and ultimately died during the campaign. So as I'm walking down the street past the woods, I'm very aware of the oppressively dark alcoves. Nice. All of a sudden, I hear a cat style whistle. Like that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Or like, like, like a guy calling her like.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, like a cat whistle.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yep, that kind of thing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I aim my flashlight in the direction of the sound. Open space. Nada. Nothing. No one was there. Chill, chill. I'm kind of used to weird sounds. I'm assuming I'm tripping or just like not hearing things correctly. We continue on and I hear the noise again. This time the dogs look in the direction where the sound came from.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Ishmael fasting says yes. We read it. Oh, damn.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Un. Believable.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You know what's crazy?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Brooke is in the chat watching us read it twice.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Brooke, you gotta finish it. Yeah, it's almost over, man. We're gonna have to make this one a long one and get another one in.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's a longing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay. Do we really read this? I don't know if, if, if. If Ishmael says it and you say it. I guess maybe we did. Nancy, you don't remember that? All right, so I hear the cat whistle. Nothing's there. I'm assuming I'm tripping. We continue on. I hear the noise again. This time the dogs look in the direction and I'm still not seeing anything. But I'm definitely taking this more seriously. We continue on. This time and the whistle is right behind me. I swing around expecting someone to be behind me, pranking me, and no one is there. The dogs have their hackles raised. We are completely in an open area next to a cliff face overlooking a gold course, which is meant to be a golf course and base housing. This is when the girls and I decide running home was probably a good idea. I later learned that whistling at night is something like a Japanese death omen superstition. I went on to eventually try to off myself. God damn. On the 4th of July the following

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

summer, I don't remember any of this.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I was so tired of feeling crazy from the neglect of my husband. Our relationship was worse than in the shitter and I was done. Except I didn't have to make the choice to do this. The night I attempted, I drank more than I ever have before. I took a bunch of pills. I genuinely think something tried to overtake me. Me. It was a very surreal feeling. I apparently sent one of my friends a Snapchat saying, ttfn.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What's that to some vampire?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know, man. I don't know what that is. And for some reason that made her call the cops and do a welfare check. In the middle of the night, they woke up my ex and found me passed out on my back in the middle of the living room surrounded by Tata for now. Tata for now. Oh,

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

yeah. Brooke is white.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely like a Tata for now. That's a white thing. So I was in the middle of the living room, passed out on my back, surrounded by vomit. It should be noted that I was drunk on this Russian vodka called Zubrowka. It's got bison grass in it. Apparently that's a mild hallucinogen. It usually just makes people's dreams weird. Anyway, it's yummy with apple juice and from what I've heard, I was spiraling into darkness. That's all I remember. I ended up being ordered to attend therapy and my therapist basically told me to just do yoga. That's crazy. Yeah, go ahead. Align your chakras. Basically after that, I was on autopilot until returning to America in 2017. Ultimately, my marriage ended up in divorce. Many such cases, right? Whenever it comes to spooky, he got everything and I got the dogs. So you got everything. Everything. I couldn't handle being with a guy who wanted any woman but me. I basically immediately met the love of my life in a man who brought me back to Christ. On our first date, I heard the voice again and it said, you're going to marry him. I eventually did. I went from being a feminist ancient alien depressed incel to a God fearing homeschooling mother of four soon to be five babies.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Hell yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Good job, Ploop.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So nice. We. We read it twice.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's good job not dying. Congratulations on your fifth baby. I don't know when you sent this. Apparently if we read it already, this might have been a while ago.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's like this baby, 6 years old.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

This is this baby's oldest now. And man, also, congratulations on getting out of a relationship and into a great one. That's awesome. The yoga thing is a shitty imagine.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like, did you.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

How do you catch him? Like, you must have caught him doing this, right?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Cheating.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, I mean porn.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Where did you. How did, like, how do you know?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Be like fine on. On the computer or.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

This is viciously beating his meat.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Just be sticky.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah. Crispy socks everywhere. It's like every single stock was sock was standing up on its end.

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[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

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[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I suppose we're gonna read a promotion.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

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[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know if it's a promotion. I don't know what that is.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't know what it means.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I guess we could learn it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We could learn.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

We could find out.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Hey, guys. Hey. Hey. Hey.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Let's dance.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I just discovered your show through Quite frankly. We'll be back on quite frankly April 7th.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

April 7th. Yeah. We're gonna go hang out with Frank. It's gonna be great. It'll be. Regulus turns red and aligns with the sphinx.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, that's right.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So we'll have some fun to talk about.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So we may not be on.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

We might all be raptured. I don't know what's gonna happen.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I just discovered your show through Quite frankly a few months ago, and I'm loving it. I usually don't sponsor a show. I don't think she wants to give us money, But I think she likes or he likes the show.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't think. I think sponsor must be a typo just based off of what I'm getting here. Endorse.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Endorse. Oh, we have your seal of endorsement.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well, I'll take it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't know if I want it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know your name.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, thank you. Count Dress.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You just walk into a room, and he was meat in hand. Geez. It.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Was he embarrassed by it?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Was he like, oh, no, you caught me with my shameful meat.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I would be mortified.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I would be mortified. Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'd be like, oh, don't look at me.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Turn around. Why don't you just come in here? Don't you know how to knock?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'm doing a thing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Or was he just like, what's for dinner?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Kept going. So they don't usually sponsor or endorse a show that they've listened to. Only if it's. They've been listening for a full year without getting bored. But I'm already positive there will be no chance of that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, nice. I'm glad. I'm glad our show's not a boring one.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, we try our best. My husband is a bit of a normie. Okay. So this is a girl Right. All right. I have been slow. Could be a gay dude that options open. We're gonna see.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I've been slowly able to start dialing him into reality. I Notice on his YouTube he's been watching the Y files.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know much about those dudes.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The guy follows you. You say that every. Every episode or so.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't even know the producer.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't know anything about the Y files either.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know what the.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's one of the shows that I've heard about, and I go, I'll check into it. And I never did.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, no, I'm not watching anybody's show, actually. Oh, dude. Poop said he's like, what's for dinner? That's crazy. That's crazy that. That's like you're so adamant in. In squirting. Yeah. That you're not gonna stop doing the. The meat dance.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's addicted. That is bad.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's very bad. He's addicted. That's crazy. Oh, Frank is. Is podcasting now, or the Y Files? Oh, the Y Files was podcasting now. Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't even know what that means, but that's great, I guess.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Is it a show? Is it a. I think it is. It's like. It's like a highly produced podcast. Oh, like this show. Yeah, yeah. Where everything is predetermined what they're gonna say, and it's presented in a certain way. I think they do like some narrative, you know, they. They. I'm pretty sure they write their type of deal. It's not like that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, yeah, I could never. I mean, we can't read. That's why they have 6 million subscribers.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's the thing, is I can write, but I can't read.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So they live right now. Are they. I don't know. They just have videos.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's probably all pre recorded stuff.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Maybe you're talking about Frank.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Frank might be. No, he was talking about the Y files. Anyway, what is. What's going on with this person that's not gonna sponsor us?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, I was trying to read.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah. This dude is pushing the goddess. We're actually gonna, I think, get into this a little bit.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Yeah. I decided to see what he was getting fed. Spooky music. Thank you, Nancy. I've only listened to a few, but a couple of days ago, I listened to one that aired on March 9, the Basement, episode number six. They have six episodes about a basement. The Knights Templar, the Green Jar, and the scroll that changed everything. I listened to A lot of stuff.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

This is the guy that just came out. He's got a scroll and a green jar.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay. And he puts it in his ass.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It shatters.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Dude, did you see that clip? That Laney.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Laney.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Dude, I gotta play that one.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's so funny. It.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It really reminded me of Tower.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Is this it?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know if we could play that. It's. There's a lot of. A lot of death.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

There's a lot of death.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

There's a lot of death in that clip.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I think we could play the first seconds of it where we're just talking to Cole.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It might be okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What do you. Yeah, I guess so.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

We have to stop it pretty quick, though, after we get to the murder.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Oh, man. The murder.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

There's so many deaths and murder.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

There's a guy tied to a post being hit with a flamethrower.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Gets burned.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, no, he. Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Craziness and not good, man. In. In pure Laney fashion. I was like, I guess he's not gonna do a short for that, because, like, you know, he works for nds. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. And this is, like, a fun thing to do.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

A fun thing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

But.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

But he did it, and he released it, like, the day before. It was on Monday. Like, this aired on Tuesday. Like, that's how, like, we would have our workflow for Tower getting. I was like, this dude is just locked in. Consummate professional. Yeah, but just the first, like, 30 seconds of this is hilarious. And I readjusted the. The studio, slash, whatever.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

My.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

My extra room where the studio was. Took all the shit out, coiled up everything. It was. It was an emotional moment. I moved your. Your bookshelf behind.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And I bought all the stuff upstairs, and then I went behind it and I stepped on glass. A lot of fun. You know where the glass was from?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Look at his face.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Look at Cole's face. The glass dildo that you left at the house.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Seems really dangerous, though, because it could break, like, while it's in you.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's not for use, Toad.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You ever see that. That video?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You gotta stop right there. You gotta stop right there. Well, I mean, it doesn't show anything.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It shows the feet. Yeah. I just don't even think that that's.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It was a nice little.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

But the glass, I mean, just.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

There was some nostalgia there. Yeah. It was real nostalgia feeling. People wanted it to come back, too. Everybody's like, is it coming back?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's like, no, it's. It can't. I. I'M not gonna do any night shows unless it's like extremely lucrative.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And also Cole can't do it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's just too risky. If you guys fund us for like a million dollars.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

There's a number we go at.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

On. On Frank's show at night. It's gonna be 7pm but he pays us $7,000 each.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yes.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Per appearance, so.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, I thought that was to. To not criticize the Jews. Or is it for appearance?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I didn't actually read. Did you read the thing.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Did you read the contract that it came with? We had sent that to you in the email.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I just deposited the money.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, I've been doing whatever I thought. Okay, well, let us. Let us know before I'm willing to.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

April 7th to not. You know.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Anyway, that. That tower getting episode or whatever, it was power hanging. It felt like, like regular.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like just that the whole moment when I go, oh, the glass. Dilda and Cole go, oh yeah, I remember that. And then toads right back in. And I'm like, these guys are. These guys are crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

There's a well oiled groove.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

My husband's a bit of a normie. The green jar and the. And the scroll that changes everything. I listen to a lot of this stuff that I don't agree with just to see what's being pushed. And this sent my holy spirit into fits. In a nutshell, this guest is a very high level Freemason Mason. He claims to have just recently found the long lost ancient scroll that the masons brought to America and hid in their. It's called the Yeshua Scroll. And yes, it's supposedly written by our Lord and Savior, but we've already discussed Jesus never written. Written everything now anything. He never wrote anything.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Because writing and writing books specifically, it's gay.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. And even in his carpentry, Jesus took no measurements. He did everything just. He just eyed it up, up.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Hey, thank you, B guy. I'm always like not sure of like I actually texted Sam and I was like, hey man, we didn't extrapolate on this whole Timothy Albarino thing. And like I just feel like we kind of like left it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And I was like. I was like where we left it? Explaining it to them. They were probably like, I don't even understand.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I mean a lot to unpack.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's just hard because there's like, there's so many. Not interruptions. Like there's just so many things to talk about.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's a very chaotic show who's bouncing back and forth. I had a lot of fun, though. I didn't. I didn't walk away from that feeling like that was a bad episode. I felt like that was a fun episode.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It was a great episode. The only thing that I felt like, like, again, like, we were like, let's not bring up. Let's not bring up the Albarino thing. And I was like, okay, maybe at the end, if we have time. And then he kind of like started to segue towards it. I was like, all right, we're talking about feds.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It kind of like feeds into that. And I didn't paint the picture accurately of, like, all of. Because there are layers of things that happen.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's hard because we didn't even. Like, I have all these notes here for that.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I wanted all those notes about Albarino. Look at that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It was all about Alberto. And we just never got to. This is all on. Just the alien phenomenon and the connections to demons. And there's so much that we didn't get to. And that's just the nature of tinfoil hat, really, what you have to look at tinfoil hat as. And this is a little inside baseball, but it's like an exhibition. Like, you're going there and you're showing off. Yeah, yeah, you're showing off. Nds like, you're showing off. You know, here's some gravy, here's some fun, here's some laughs. You know, back into the gravy, back into the net. You know what I mean? Like, it's. You're doing all these things.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

This is what I was trying to explain to Seth. Death kick lighter. And. And still, to a certain point, like, I still felt like, oh, we didn't do. You never. You never.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You're never going to do.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You're never going to do. The best you can do is hope you. You have a. Leave a good impression on whoever's listening. And hopefully Sam and Johnny and XG had fun.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's it. Yeah, that's it. I had. I know I had fun. I had a lot of fun.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So, hashtag, are you having fun? The jar in the.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's right.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It contains several starting revelations. It's okay to be gay. Number one.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

There is the first revelation of this. You pull this. This. This thing out of this green jar. Yeah. I mean, that's how you hid the thing in the first place. So, all right.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

There is a divine feminine. Well, that's true. Yes. There are aliens. I mean, technically. And they are coming soon. June 6, 2026 to be exact. The Y files must be a fun

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[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

This is interesting though. It's okay to be gay. There is a divine feminine and there are aliens. This is literally like us and this guy we would fight to the death. Not the wi Fi guy, I don't know who he is, but the guy that is a high level freemason who's claiming that this is true. So you got to scroll. And it flies in the face of everything that, that, that our research shows.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It doesn't fly in the face of.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well, I mean, there's no aliens. I don't think it's okay to be gay. Being gay is a sin. No, it's not really different than any other sin, I don't think. And. But you know, you're not supposed to say it's okay that I'm a sinner. Yeah, you're supposed to go forth and sin no more. There is a divine feminine. I'm not too sure. I don't really know. I think you look at the Queen of Heaven thing and it's pretty explicit. That's. That's true.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The Queen of Heaven is like a, it's a masculine thing parading around as a female thing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And in the Bible, it's like it's a negative thing that provokes the anger of God. When you give offerings to the Queen of Heaven and everybody pretty much regards it as Ishtar. And which is what this is saying.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What I'm saying is I think this thing has some veracity. It has veracity to it, meaning, like it came from the source that we are looking at.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Sure, sure.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like it's okay to be gay. I'm like, okay, check. Yes, there's a divine feminine. Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Like the timing of this.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yes. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Like all these things is like, okay, this is, this fits exactly into what we're looking. Yeah. So in that regard. Yeah. But it's, it's in the opposition of what I believe to be true.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Next thing. I mean, the next.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So we're gonna have to kill this guy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. It's okay to write four words to books about Mars and life on it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Unbelievable.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Crazy, huh?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Huh?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

June 6th. That's when all this is going to go down.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's interesting.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Also confirms the Grail theory of the holy bloodlines at the Holy Grail.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

But even that is, like. That doesn't matter, right? Genetics don't matter. This doesn't matter. We're grafted onto the vine, Saved by grace. It doesn't matter. The genealogy doesn't matter anymore. Yeah, that's what these guys are obsessed with. They're obsessed with the genealogy, they're obsessed with the law.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, so Jesus wrote this? Apparently, the banger Jesus is not fully human and did not actually die on the cross. He just slowed his breathing until he could be rescued from the tomb by his wife.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Whoa. So denying the divinity, the overcoming of death. Right to Scotland and escapes to Scotland. What the.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Also, they started the show talking about the Kensington Runestone, mentioned how it verified the Book of Enoch and suggested that the book was intentionally left out of the Bible. You guys wonder why Tucker and Candace are talking about the Nephilim now?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I'm a. Now I'm a Son's a Seth guy. That's it. Yeah, I just turned the corner, bro, because I'm like, what is this? Comes out in 1947.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Anybody want this?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I didn't. We got to throw it out now.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, we got it. We're gonna do a new logo.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What is it gonna be? Just like, sons up there?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know. Just some dudes. Just like a man skull.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'm not getting rid of this. It is.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's a cool. Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

There's a lot of branding around this. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

But honestly, dude, like, the. The. The. The Book of Enoch thing even is like. Like, I get it. I know that. That Enoch is referenced in the Bible. Jesus references Enoch, but that's different than referencing the Book of.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So what are they referencing? There are extra. There. There are maybe other extra canonical texts. I don't know. The second and the third book of Enoch are just kind of strange. The first one does have some stuff in it where I'm like, all right, this points back to the Bible in a certain way, but it's extra canonical. It's just something that you read.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Interesting.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

But now that this is, like, this thing is in the mix, dude. This is super sketchy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I bet even with the Bible, and I know people aren't gonna like this. I've been kind of like, A little sketch about. I don't know. Even Matt's like, oh, look, King James. We're going to read the Bible. But I'm like, this is like the Masoretic version of it. Like the. The correct Septuagint version of the Old Testament Bible in the book of Esther has God's name, and that was removed. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

How the.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Are we even reading anymore?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's a problem.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

There are layers.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I think that's what it's like. You know, this is. In these times, like, faith is a huge component because. Good luck figuring it out. Good luck figuring it out.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Can never figure it out.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Can't figure figure anything out. Dirty figures.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

They started the show talking about the Kensington rune. So why. Why are Candace and Tucker talking about the Nephilim now? I think they're setting up for this. Yes. And this is what we're talking about in tinfoil hat yesterday. We can't trust anything in the Bible right now, question mark. They are about to attempt to smash the rock that the church was built upon. Divine feminine aliens, Jesus and silver boots all rolled up into one beautiful burrito. We're gonna have a good time with Steve. We're gonna be. Try to do a weekly series with Steven, which.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, that'll be fun. Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

If we. If we can get the big room back there whenever we can make it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, we're gonna kick the olds out. I'm gonna kill them.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, I don't want to kill them. I just want. They're very rude.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

They are very rude.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

People didn't like that last episode where we did it. Well, just shout out to Amy. Amy didn't like. Yeah, she was like, I didn't like Amy. She's like, matt, that. And I don't like that those old people showed up in the background either.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You know what? I kind of agree.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right, man. I feel what you're saying. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The old people were right before.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Amy's really growing on us.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. At first I was kind of like, show some respect. Now I look at Amy, I go. Before I make any decisions, I go, what would Amy do?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Perhaps I've been too harsh.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Perhaps she's gonna love it. She also does a very strange thing where she only. She doesn't comment here. She comments in the page.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

She only. I'll see it sometimes. I'll get a notification while we're late. Yeah, like she's watching. We'll probably see it in a few minutes. Lights.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

She'll go. It's me. You're talking about me?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Good job, Amy. You're crushing.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You crush. Okay, we'd love to hear some banter on this from you guys.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well bantered up.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

There you go. You got bantered up, yo.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

They also mentioned that the Templars founded the revolution.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Funded.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Funded the revolution. My bad.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Sorry.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And that the scroll was brought here in that guy's asshole specifically to protect it and keep it out of the hands of the Church.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yep. Nobody wants to touch it after it's been in the dude's asshole. Good.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Christian Nationals will have no choice now but to defend this narrative.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Interesting.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It has always been our destiny. Something like this could easily set up for the great falling away and cause a lot of people to question their faith. Disturbing on many levels.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

This is fascinating. That's fascinating. There was a follow up. I'll read it here. So that was. Let me find it. Oops, I'm in the wrong email. My bad. So I know that. And it was a. It was a short follow up. It wasn't like a huge thing.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, no, no, that was. That was a file. I read it because I put it in there. They had mentioned disclosure.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The funded. The funded revolution.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, maybe that's worth watching that shitty episode because.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Was it shitty? I mean, they have millions of views. David, we get.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

We don't care how good your production is.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We get dozens of views.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

If you're. If you're lying to me.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

David said now was good.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What was good?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't know. I think he's talking about that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

The Y Files episode. Yeah. Some people think he didn't deny the substance.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

People like this studio.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I like the original studio. Oh. Oh. He's saying that episode was good in the.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

In the.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

In the. Oh, in the thing.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's gonna.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's gonna get better. That studio.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I like the original studio, too. This is our.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I like this studio.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

This screams raven and top lobster. This whole setup here screams it. That out there is like. It's good. Yeah, it's good. I'm not saying it's not good, but, like, this is special.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I. I think with a lot of.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

This is our home.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

There's a lot of people.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yep.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And a bigger room. Feels nice.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It does feel.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I like the depth.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's also breezier.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

A lot of breeze. I wear, like, my shorts and you can feel them up there.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah. Don't show. No, no, don't show legs.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'm not gonna show legs. I'm sure. Feet. I'm Putting my slippers on. Dude, I got my.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay, go ahead, camera three.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, I got these nice slips on.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, let them move it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, yeah, put it right there. There you go. Thank you, Scott.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Lobster feet is all right. Do we have another one to do? It's. We have to kind of redeem ourselves because we read something. We already read three more.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Three more. Three more. We have the Red Hoodie guy. We have Joe.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, we gotta read Red Hoodie Guy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Okay.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah, we have.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

This is Jim Bowman, by the way. Gave us a middle finger.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Jim Bowman.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He might not get it right. Dick. Don't. Don't do that to us.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right, well, let's do Red Hoodie Guy, because this is a follow up. Everybody remembers Red Hoodie Guy, Right?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He sent this in January. March. In March. Well, which is.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

How did that happen?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I guess we're in March right now.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Hey, boys. Hey. Hey, what's your name?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Where you from, Red Hoodie Guy?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay, I thought I'd share the latest on my schizophrenic neighbor, whom I lovingly call J.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Fool.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, it's FJ.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

FJ.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What's up, FJ?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You're probably in the chat stands for you.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

In part one, episode 333 of NDS chronicles, like three colon. Like a time on a clock on an analog clock. 333 of NDS chronicles. I told the story of how my neighbor sprayed water and shouted mad ravings at unseen entities in his backyard garden one night last July in part two, episode Sprawl of NDS Chronicles. This guy's got references and everything. Yeah, I told you how. The next day, Red Hoodie was under the impression that the police were coming to help him and that my wife. My wife magically knew when that would be. She didn't, as you may recall. I called Behavioral Health and they forwarded me to the local police. I never knew if the police ever did their welfare check. That is, not until recently. A few weeks ago, I hopped in my truck, drove down the alley behind my house toward the nearby street. As I passed Red Hoodie's front door, there he was with his hood pulled up, standing in a half squat, both middle fingers raised, the ugliest sneer he could muster. Half squat, the ugliest sneer he could muster plastered on his face as he growled obscenities at me. I stopped. I rolled down my window and asked what was wrong. What followed was a series of fiery accusations, very few of which were even loosely rooted in reality. But were there some that were this one, he's like, you called a welfare check on me, didn't you? Son of a. He accused me of calling the cops on him, which he did. Which was not entirely accurate. What the. You did? Oh, dude. He was visibly drunk. I reminded him that I had. He had asked me to call the cops, but that I hadn't. I told him the truth. I had been worried about his well being. And I called Behavioral Health, who then reached out to the local PD to conduct a welfare check.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Hold on, Tom. I know Tom sent us some. He said he had, like, a lot

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[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Tom sent more stuff.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He has more stuff. And he resented.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I know you all dedicated an entire episode to me.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Can we do two episodes? Didn't we?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Two episodes of Tom. But if he sent stuff, we'll read it, okay? Because nobody's sending stuff these days.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We'll read it. But not today. Yeah, maybe tomorrow.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Maybe tomorrow. No, not tomorrow. Next week.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Maybe next.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Maybe next. Next month. How about that, Tom? You. He denied that he ever asked for my help.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Help?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Worse. He said that he saw and heard my wife and I standing on our balcony, looking down into his yard, calling the cops and telling them about the ammo and pot he has. First of all, I'd be the last guy in the world to turn anyone in for having ammo and pot. Even the schizophrenic neighbor who's shooting water at nobody. Rather, I'd be inclined to make friends with such a person. My own brother is that person. Person. Second, there's no way he could have possibly seen or heard my wife. My wife talking on the phone to anyone that day. My wife.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He's playing. He's. He's gaming the system.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

My wife wasn't home.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's gaming it now.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And I made my phone call to Behavioral Health from inside the house. It is my belief that the voices in his head were lying to him about us, trying to stir up anger in him so that he would lash out, just like he was doing now. This guy was overheated he got right into my face, baring his teeth, shouting, calling me a liar over and over. I insisted that I'd never call the cops on someone who wasn't hurting anyone or anything. I progressed through the day, through the gay libertarian pipeline and emerged on the other end with a healthy distrust and dislike for any governmental authority. When I would start to explain my side of things, he would instantly get quiet, step back, put his hands in his pockets and listen respectfully before blowing up again.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Incredible.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Hell yeah, dude. This guy crushes. It was like watching two different people operate one body. He demanded to know why I was worried about him. So I reminded him about the events of that night in July. Then I said something that struck a nerve. I told him that I believed he was tormented. I didn't get into details, but I told him that we're all tormented at times one way or another, myself included. He agreed. I told him that he was a child of God, but that there are things out there working hard to keep him separated from God. And in that moment, he stepped back, looked into the sky with his hands folded together and shouted yes. But then he told me that he's a grown ass man, he's been taking care of himself for years and he don't need my help. I love that that I should mind my own business and stop looking into his backyard. My house is two stories and sits about six feet from his fence line. I take the next several minutes to detail the specific layout of my craftsman style house so that you can better understand its dimensions.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

But I know Raven can only go so long between hot dogs. I appreciate that, thank you very much. I actually think I'm overdue. Maybe another time. Anyway, not looking into his backyard is virtually impossible. Plus, a year prior, Red Hoodie had cut all the vegetation down that had previously given him and us some privacy in order to make room for his garden. Furthermore, I explained to him that being responsible for the safety of my family, it is my duty to at least peripherally be aware of potential threats and immediate in the immediate neighborhood. I couldn't help but take notice when he started talking to his corn. To that he asked me if I'd thought he'd actually hurt my wife, my wife or kid. I told him I hoped he wouldn't, but he needed to understand my concern with his behavior. We went around like this for a while. His arguments were circular, always building until he was angry, shouting and in my face. Always coming back to the accusation that I had called the cops. At least we agreed that If I saw he was in trouble or was concerned about what he was doing, I wouldn't call anyone. I would just talk with him about it directly. He told me that I could come over, he'd offer me a drink and we could talk civilly. That sounds like an amazing time. Crazy. Having reached an understanding, I offered him my hand. He shook it and I went on my way, praying to God that he disallow anything that might be attached to him to latch on to me.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's what we were just talking.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's a good, good move too. After a few days, or a few days later rather, he dragged me down, I mean flagged me, dragged me down and stabbed me in the chest. No, a few days later he flagged me down. He was smiling warmly and appeared sober. He immediately apologized for coming at me the way that he had. He explained that he had been sober for years but recently relapsed. He blamed his girlfriend that for getting him all up. Strangely enough, in the past five years we've been neighbors, I've never seen his girlfriend. I told him I appreciate his apology, that I was glad that we had talked and not to let his girlfriend him up up. Fast forward to a couple of quiet weeks later and I see her, his girlfriend, hanging out with Red Hoodie in his backyard.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Whoa.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I was relieved that she wasn't imaginary or some unclean spirit, but I was concerned that she was still around, worried that she might trigger him again. She did. Late night or late that night, Red Hoodie walked into his small detached one car garage that sits alongside the alleyway and slammed the metal garage door over and over again while yelling at someone who wasn't there. For years I've lived in Stockton, California, which has at different times earned the title most violent city in California, 7th most dangerous city in the US etc. I've seen a lot of dark shit, but I live in a nice town, in a nice quiet neighborhood filled with mostly boomers. This sort of thing doesn't happen much outside of Red Hoodies rare episodes. So when this tantrum had gone on for some 15 minutes, a neighbor had lost their patience and yelled at him. He grumbled, slammed the door one more time and went inside the house. Minutes later, a patrol car drove slowly down our alley.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He's gonna blame him.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Shining lights on his house. We didn't see Red Hoodie again for a week or more. I want to help the guy, but I don't know how. There are a couple of Deliverance ministries in this town, but I doubt Hoodie would be willing to talk to them or even consider the possibility that there might be a connection between his affliction and the spiritual realm. If there is one, it's good cover. Honestly. There's a considerable homeless population in this town, and I believe most of them suffer from the same torment as Red Hoodie. More and more lately, I feel called to do something about it. A final solution, if you will. Specifically, I want to test the spirits of the local 501C3 churches because I feel that this town can only be in decline due to a dereliction of their duty to actively advance the kingdom of God and the culture of Christ.

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[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I want to identify the false idols in the community and galvanize the Christians here to engage in the spiritual warfare necessary to tear them down. This process may even include the purchase of a microphone. I don't know. But I know that whatever I end up doing, if I do it for Christ, it'll be worth the time. After all, it's not my time. It's his. God bless you guys. Tell Matt we miss him, but respect his reasons for taking a step back. F.J. fool, man. Damn. That's an interesting, interesting follow up.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So he did see the girl one time.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And then gone.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And then she triggered him and then he lost his. Yeah, it's interesting because when he told him that he was being oppressed by something that was trying to separate him from God and he steps back and looks into the sky and yells, yes.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And then after that he's like, you're a dick, yo.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That is.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You have no right to interfere with their way of life. Yeah, that's what that brings to mind.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's what. That's what you're talking to too. That's like dangerous business.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, dude.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's dangerous business.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And he's just talking to him in his face. He's like, yeah. He's like, I'm scared you'll kill my kids. And the guy's like, do you think I'll really kill him? And he's like, maybe it's a possibility. That's a crazy conversation.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

He's like, basically, like, based off of, like, the sick that you've seen. Like, you think I would do that? I'm asking seriously, because I don't know.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Because, yeah, I'd be like, I don't know. My answer would be like, no, I don't think you do that. Because I fucking kill you.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I would say, I don't think you do that. Just to really reinforce it. Like, you wouldn't do that, right? Like, that's not something that you would do. I don't know. I mean, the idea of testing the spirits of the local church. I gotta be honest, I don't think you're ever gonna get the church. You'd have more success being a dude carrying a Bible.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Plot twist.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

FJ Foolish is Red Hoodie. He's one of the many personalities of Red Hoodie. Yeah. I think you'd have more of a chance going around yourself with a Bible than getting the church to. To what, exactly? Test the spirits of the church. Find the local. What, idols? False idols. Powers, principalities. Identify them. I don't know if the church is gonna, you know, Just seems unlikely. But to be a dude on the street with a Bible, you know, telling people the good news. I mean, I think you could probably get very far if you tell them. I don't believe that you're not really experiencing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because everything throughout the medical system is like, you're up, you're up. Gotta go to rehab, you know, Gotta be on these drugs, ssri.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That girl is a witch. It's a possibility.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well, what kind of chick dates a dude that you know pretty clearly? I mean, according to his neighbor, according to fj, it seems like this guy has pretty regular, you know, freakouts.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

How long you date A before you notice that?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I think it's. It seems like she's coming around to, like, get the freakouts to be consistent. Like, the freakouts are slowing down, and then she. She comes back.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

She's probably got her own spirits and they're all.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Having fun together.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Man, that's a. That is a bad relationship.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Not good.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Just be careful. Be careful dealing with that guy. We have two more stories, but I don't know if I want to read two.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Maybe we read one.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Maybe we read one.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Who. Who do we got? We got Joe.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Joe I like. He says, what up, neff boys?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What is UFOs and nuclear bases?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, One of these says nancy. What is that?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, That's Jim Bowman. No, I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It says UFOs and nuclear bases.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, no, that's different. That's a. That's a file that I had.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, okay. All right, never mind.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We're gonna read.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Joe.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Joe, let's document. Scroll to the bottom.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What's your last name?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Is Joe no last name?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Four pages. Yeah, we'll have to be. We'll have to be done after this.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Been listening to Nephilim Death Squad podcast for quite a few years now. A few years? I mean, we've been doing for two,

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

so I guess 2.5. 2.5.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

A couple.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Feels like forever.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Feels like a longboy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Feels real close to us. Like they know us.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like. Like you are real comfortable.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Somebody G by Jonathan said read. Joe, Is that you, Jeep?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, Toughie Joe. Is Joe. Right above him. Toy Joe. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's you.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Let's dance.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Touchy Joe. You Indian Joe.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Toy. He. You Indian? Toy. Hee. Joe.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Joe. Dot or feather?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Which one?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Smell.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You stink.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Definitely a guy. Recently, you've been talking more about dreams, and I figured I'd share some of mine because let me tell you, I got dreams. Let's go for a cliffhanger. I'm pretty sure I had a witch attacking me most of my life in my dreams.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Ooh.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Damn.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Big cans or not.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What did you do? Did you deserve it? For background, I had always had an active imagination. Diagnosed with ADHD in my early 20s. And I used to have a pretty lucid. And used to have pretty lucid dreams all my life. One of my first memorable nightmares as a kid involved three wolves terrorizing me all night.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Hmm.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Now, maybe I'm wrong, but when most people wake up from a bad dream, that's the end of it. And they're able to roll over and go back to sleep calming down. Not me. My nightmares wouldn't leave after waking up and would just pick back up when I closed my eyes. For instance, one dream I had after dealing with a lot of snakes. The fuck was that? Was having my room filled with snakes. When I wake up, I realized that my room was empty. Calm down. Close my eyes. Back to sleep. But when I did, right back in the room full of snakes at the exact moment I left. Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, I'm. Can you say something about that?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. What do you got to say about that? A room full of snakes.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, not just that, but like, sleeping. Waking up and going back to sleep in the same dream.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That happened to you, Nancy? Yeah, it's happened before.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Is it You. This is like. It's a. What is that? Is that a usual thing that happens?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, I'd say it's pretty typical.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Interesting. Okay. Usually I usually can't go back.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well, it happens more often if you fall right back asleep. If you stay awake a little longer, you're less likely to go back. That makes sense.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like that portal still open.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay, for me, that. That happens more. It barely ever happens, but if it does, it's like a spooky dream that I don't want to go back to. And then I'm like, oh, no, I'm back in the fucking spooky dream.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You never go to a cool dream.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Never. Just having a good old time and then go back there.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So put right back in the room full of snake. God damn it. Now, animal dreams are weird, but not really that scary. As you get older, eventually these dreams would get very nightmarish and led to sleeping less because every time I close my eyes, I'd be put back into a hellish, torturous nightmare. Now for the witch part. My first encounter with it was as a kid. In the dream, I was getting ready for bed with another person, probably family member, but not important, standing right in front of me. I went to take my shirt off, put my head through the hole, and when I popped in at the other end, the person was now an evil, demonic looking witch. Gray hair, black dress, and eyes that were black.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

This is. This is. You're not dreaming. It doesn't seem like he's dreaming. This is an awake thing. That's a problem.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That is a huge problem.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's not cool.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

She started yelling at me in an echoing voice how I was, how I was heard, and there was nothing I can do. That one freaked me out to the point where I started sleeping with my closet door open.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay, so maybe this was a dream. I'm just trying to. Oh, in a dream. I'm sorry, I'm retarded. Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That he explicitly said in a dream. In a dream, he's in the chat. Like in a dream. In a dream, you retard.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

My bad. Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And crinkling up my shirts all the way to the head hole so I can look through it as I put my shirt on so she couldn't.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Like. Yeah, like you. You wrinkle it up and you look through it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Make sure I'm not going through.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. There's never a moment where you don't see where the witch is standing.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

All right. One night I felt two pokes in my butt in the middle of the

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

night, oh, no, you got bf'd. But say it ain't so. That's crazy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Very nice. Thinking it was one of my parents. What? I rolled over to see what they needed, only to wake up to an empty room. This one messed me up for a long time because I had lost trust in what dreams were in real at night.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That sucks. That's a terrible place to be.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Every time you try to go to sleep now, it's like, am I sleeping already? Not cool.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I started not wanting to open my eyes at night, even when I had a nightmare because I thought something was going to be in my room. Not a fun time as a kid. Below 10, you got sucks. Yeah. He grew up going to church. And if I'm not mistaken, around this time of my life, when I accepted is when I accepted Jesus into my life. Mom always said that he would protect me as I sleep. But it didn't stop. These dreams kept happening and in some aspects they got worse because they started waking me up intentionally. In these dreams, it didn't matter the scene or scenario, but some people would eventually say my name and ask if I can get them something. Could be like grab a pen or get them a Gatorade. Close the door, just something. And as soon as they'd ask, I'd say, sure. Then immediately wake up in my bed when I realized it was a dream, I'd close my eyes and go back to sleep and would be snapped right back into the dream in front of the person. They'd say, did you get that thing?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So I wake back up, whoa, what the fuck?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And when I went back to sleep, you guessed it, back in front of the person. They're asking the same fucking thing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Damn.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Now, after the third time is when things would go south. The person in the dream would look annoyed or angry because you kept not getting them there.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, you should probably just got them what they wanted. Yeah, it's kind of a real jerk move, Joe.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You think is Gatorade and Ashworth Realm the same? Does it have all the sugar?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know. Does it have sugar?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I thought it was electrolytes, man. And sugar and dye. It's crazy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Crazy. Gatorade is a huge scam.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I wonder if they have better rules and laws in the astral.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Maybe no red dye.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

40 at the very least. I was no longer. He was no longer asking nicely if I can get them something. Instead they'd have an attitude and be like, I thought you were gonna get me the pen a while ago. Yeah, why haven't you gotten me the pen.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's a reasonable question, Joe. You ever think about that?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, I mean it.

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[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The Nancy in the astral, like these people do exist there, right?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And they probably need pension.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

They probably. He's probably doing something. So would they get annoyed with you? They're not just NPCs, right?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Some of them are, I think also

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

some are just like figments.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

But do they ever need stuff? Like, are they working with things, writing things, having a book, maybe using a pen, using a utensil?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Gatorade? Yeah, sure. I don't believe her.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I feel like she just says whatever we want to hear.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, she's like, whatever you guys want to hear because I'm boiling water. When I got older and was reflecting on those particular dreams, I would think about Samuel being woken up by God and wonder if they could be similar. I don't think they were because the entity would always be imitating people that I already knew in real life. Yeah, but these entities, like they same things, they would copy the same techniques.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

So it's a possibility. It's just. Which direction is it coming from? When I hit my teens, I would play video games at night to combat these dreams streams. Once they started, it was easier to fire up the old PS2 and play for 30 minutes to an hour. And it would usually rest, reset the brain.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I had a very similar thing when I was young and I would put on I know every word to the Shrek and the Karaoke dance party.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, Shrek and the Karaoke dance party.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Those are just words that you put together.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Shrek in the. It starts off a video game. Shrek is going outside a video game. He goes, don't go changing to try and please me.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Is this like Shrek 2?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You've never let me down before.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's what you'd watch to come down.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I made it through the wilderness, you know, I made it through. Never knew how lost I was.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Chad, is this real right now?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I like big butts and I cannot lie you other brothers can't do. You don't know the Shrek and the karaoke dance party.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

No, but I hate it. So you'd listen. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

So I would put on Shrek because I would need like a reset.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You need like a come down.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Whatever the hell I was dealing with.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Was spooky enough that I would be like Shrek.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Shrek had that warm feeling.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And in the DVD menu it had Shrek and the karaoke dance party. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Dance to the music. To the music. Dude. It was the best. You don't remember it? How do we get here?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I don't know.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Talking about stuff that would, you know, you'd have to.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

David might have perfect pitch.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Shrek 2 is really a fantastic movie. There's a scene where they play I need a hero.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Is this. I forget which one.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

The fairy godmother.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's a good one, dude.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And they turn like human. Yes, handsome. Shrek.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yes, bro.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

When they storm the castle and the horse.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The horse Donkey, bro.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And they're playing I need a hero. It is the greatest. Gives me goosebumps. But yeah. So that's a Laney clip that cartoons, you know. Shrek like that. I would have to wake up and put something on that would make me not reset the brain. Horrified. Yeah. From whatever I was just encountering.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I've never seen you. That's half your problem, Nancy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That is maybe all of your problem.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Maybe about 70.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Shrek 1. Incredible. Shrek 2. Panda fly says it's cinematic masterpiece. And then it's all downhill from there. Shrek 3.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It doesn't even exist, Nancy. Maybe that's why you're a bad person person.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

There's like 17 Shreks.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. You're like critically missing something.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Maybe next movie night. Shrek 2. Well, you have to watch Shrek 1.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. For the context.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What the.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Nancy, we're gonna get sued.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

But at some point around we're gonna

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

copyright struck for this episode.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Around that early mid teenage. The mid teen ages when I I had is when I had my next next major encounter with the witch. In this dream I was in the basement of my childhood home with a

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

friend whose name they always bring you to your childhood home was Isaiah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Not sure if that matters, but we're doxing people. So. Hey, let's go. Anyway, we're playing downstairs and it started raining heavily outside. Raining so hard and so fast that it started flooding and we could see. And we could see it climbing up the sub windows. Oh it so we thought it was cool to. And started making jokes like the earth was gonna flood again.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It might be Shrek in the Swamp karaoke dance party. I'm not really too sure, but please,

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

we have to check this out.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I mean, I'll do a little Googs. You can't play it. Shrek and I got it. You got a karaoke dance party.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Was this. This is at the end of Shrek 1.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Dude, it's the best.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I've watched it so many times, I could do the whole thing. But is it Shrek in the Swamp karaoke dance Party or Shrek in the Karaoke Dance Party?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Shrek in the Swamp in the.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

In the Swamp in karaoke dance party.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You'll never find it. Just then, the witch started yelling in an echoing voice, telling us how we were about to die.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't like the echoing voice.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, yeah, it's weird. In the dream, me and my friend looked at each other and shrugged it off like, get a load of this guy. Because we both knew the world would end in a fire next time, not a flood.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Got you.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Exactly. You're a liar. At that exact moment, though, I woke up and was the most scared I ever was in a dream. It was the only time, out of all the nightmares that I remember springing up in my bed and being utterly drenched in fear. By far the most scared I ever was. Almost like I thought the witch was going to get my soul.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Interesting.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Which is what they're after.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's what they keep. That's what they do. It's just. It's funny because. Because the same exact scenario, dude. The same exact scenario. Think about that. There's gonna be a giant flood.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And they're gonna come after your soul. That's the alien abduction phenomenon.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

There's gonna be a giant flood. Giant cataclysm. It's gonna be a polar thing.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The tidal wave Panda has my newest favorite conspiracy.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Nancy might be a ghost caught in a cycle where she died boiling water. Oh. Long before Shrek was ever made, probably.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Yep, Exactly. She can. She can't even watch Shrek.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

She hasn't been with us in the physical since maybe 1998.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

98, at least, I'd say. Is this real?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Chad Israel.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Israel? You can't prove. Is Jacob Israel gay?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Nancy, can you confirm? No. You see this Mason drew a small penis on my coffee.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, I don't know what that means. It's a little bit of a subliminal. She's a shot across the bow. Some would say Anyway, great coffee. In college, I found new problems, as one does with dealing with.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I didn't find any problems in college.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Didn't go, there you go. Fuck it.

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[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I was dealing with dreams, which was having a roommate. What does that mean?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I found new problems dealing with dreams, which.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, I see. Yeah. So you're having dreams, but you got a roommate, so you got to be. Be chill.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well, now. Yeah. Next sentence. Does it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Couldn't just fire up the PlayStation, play Shrek Karaoke dance party. Had to start fighting these dreams at night. The most memorable one happened like this. A bunch of my teammates were hanging out together in my dorm, and one guy asked for a Gatorade.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What is going on? That's so strange. No, he doesn't. Because.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Let's just keep asking.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Gatorade is the craziest scam I kept.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I made him get the peach, the sparkling peach clean.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, did you. You really like the peach one?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Not really. There was like, I like that you

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

like telling him to do. I like the strawberry lemonade. But. But we ran out of that one.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, get on them.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You know what? Gatorade is weird because it's just Kool Aid with not a lot of Kool Aid in it.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Salt water down. Cool water.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. But if this. There's others. They put other stuff in it and it really makes it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Drink Gatorade. I mean, drink Kool Aid.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Be black, be energy. I think they jump so high.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Purple drink.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I said, sure.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Then I woke up to get the Gatorade, realized the dream, then went back to sleep. Same pattern happened of three. After the third time, the person starts looking evil and demonic. Asking, acting like I'm disrespecting him. Stop disrespecting me.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

When I. Gatorade.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Gatorade.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's kind of crazy. That's a really strange pattern. So there's this third time. Yeah. They turn into a demonic kind of asshole.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's like me. Like you asked me three times. And then.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And then you'll do Whatever the bidding is, is.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

But they're like, yo, dude, but I get it. Get the astral Gatorade. You're probably not understanding why you're not doing this.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Maybe that's the thing, is they don't have Gatorade in the Astral. Yeah. And they're trying to get you.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

To get it in there. That's what the plants need, the Gatorade to grow big and strong. Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Rondo.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Rondo the Thirst Mutilator, bro.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

This started a very loud yelling match in my head between me and this thing. I told him no, in no uncertain terms I was not going to get this. And if you wanted so bad, he can get up and get it himself.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Hey, Joe, was there ever a. Like, a. Were they ever, like, a specific flavor?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, the yellow one.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I never liked the yellow one. The blue one was all right.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yellow is the best.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Ah, dude, red's the best.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You're crazy. I know. Red is great, but red tastes very fake.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah, that's the best part. The blue.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I like the white one. I like the yellow one. They were like. Let's guess fake.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Like, the yellow one tasted like electricity.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

When I drank. When I drink it. Yeah, drank it. Drink. When I drunk it, my ancestors inside of me would be like, what is this?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

What is more of this Big.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Now, they would just ask in general for Gatorade.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

They'd be like, give me some of that Gatorade. And then I wake up.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And they'd be like, give me some of that Gatorade.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Get some more.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And then I wake up.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Are they ever satiated? Well, I guess you've never gotten them. Was there ever an instance, Joe, where you got them a single thing they asked for?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, here we go, because I'm starting

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

to get annoyed with Joe. Yeah, you and his inability to ever get anything. For these astral people.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Joe, come to Bohemian Grove, but bring the game Gatorade.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

If you come to Bohemian Grove, bring the red one. Don't listen to Top Dead to look at 1040 says the yellow one is the best.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Thank you. Thank you.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, you see, Z Man, he's. He's in a loop on my mama. Oh, my mama, get the Gatorade. Oh, my mama, get the Gatorade. Sleep demon in an endless about to

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

get your ass loop a Nephilim loop. Ah. He then started becoming bigger. Like a giant, this guy, Like I said, saying that. Like I said that I wasn't allowed to talk back to him and started talking like he was gonna start torturing me in my mind.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right, what's that sound like? He doesn't say, I'm gonna torture you in your mind, but he's talking like he's gonna torture me in my mind.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I'm gonna start talking to David like that.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know what that sounds bigger and bigger.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

How does it sound? Like I'm gonna start torturing you in your mind? I don't know, man. It's got to be something familiar.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't know what that is. You know, there is like a sort of sound that I didn't.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We figured out what it sounds like.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I know what it sounds like. I still love you. Right here.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

This is how you torture somebody.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's so sad. Dude, look at him. Look at him. He doesn't even know what to do.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Pain.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

He doesn't even know what to do, man. He's just touching his chin for no reason.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, Joe. Joe has balls, though, because he yelled right back, Okay. I yell back, no, you don't control me. This is my mind. You. I am to do your will.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Get your own Gatorade. I don't know how long this went on for. It felt like forever. And I was waiting. It was like it was waiting for me to concede. I felt semi conscious. Somebody just got hurt.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I heard. I heard actually, a Bacall.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like a person fell.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. Oh, imagine.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Whatever.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Not my.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Not my chair. Not my problem.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I felt semi conscious as this was happening as well. All the words and actions. Yeah. Was in my head, but I could feel my body moving, my hands grabbing at the bed. After this encounter, these kind of dreams became fairly mind.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I think mild, maybe mild.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. They would still happen, but if I said no, that was the end of it. They got the Gatorade themselves. I still might wake up, but when I fell back asleep, the dream didn't continue. Good, you broke the.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

The loop. Very nice.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

After college, I became kind of a pothead, which can coincidentally stop me from dreaming almost entirely.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, that's interesting.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yep. It'll do that. That when I do, they are some of the most intense, almost action movie quality dreams. I've woken up thinking that it was the best movie I've ever seen, but they would be erased from my head within minutes, sometimes seconds after waking up.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You know, remember recently I told you that I can't do that thing anymore where I used to be able to, like, go to the stars in my. Behind my eyes?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And then that used to happen very easily back in the past, in fact, I. I got really good at it. I can get there. Like. Like, if you gave me 60 seconds from closing my eyes, I could get there. Yeah, you can't do it anymore. And I did, at some point, pray to God that if this isn't something that's from, you, take it away. And that happened maybe, I don't know, within the last year, like, far, far back. Not like in three months ago or four months ago. Like, maybe six months to a year ago I said that. And. And then I. I. So I've been wondering, like, is that what this is? Is like, I can't get access to it anymore? And then I was listening to this Merkel episode, and the guest was talking about gifts, you know, and that he can go to this astral realm, but he never, ever tried to give him back.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's in that book, Set the Captives Free.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well, he. For him, he never tried to. Ever. Just since he was a kid, it would be happening. And God tells him, you know, go here. And you're interceding, you're praying for people. That's what he does when he goes there. He can see people being oppressed by demonic entities, but he would pray on their behalf while he's there. And, hey, there you go. And so thanks for the money. But he's so. He's like. He doesn't. He never meditated to get there. He never looked up how to get there. He didn't do some, you know, Monroe Institute. He didn't do drugs to get there. It's just an innate ability. He would end up there as a child, and that was a gift that was given to him. And he says that it's different than if you do it the other ways. And for me, I was really high and I was, like, meditating. That's how I got there. The first time I got there, I didn't learn how to get there, but I got there. Like, I worked to get there. And then over time, I would, like, refine it, and it would always feel like there was something more that I could do, but I wasn't smart enough to figure out how to do it. But after praying, if it's not from you, take it away. I can't. I haven't been back there since.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Don't go back.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, I guess not. I mean, there's nothing. Well, I won't say there's nothing because there was times. Remember I told you, like, I saw a portal open up.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Behind my eyes. And when I opened up my eyes, I could still see it in the darkness of my room. And that wasn't even that long ago. That was when I was living in the hood over here. So it did result in some. I guess not some great. But yeah, I don't know, I. I just think that that's interesting because listening to that guy say it, it's like, yeah, that was something. It was an innate gift that he had since childhood. He never learned how to do it. And I'm like, that's interesting because I did it the opposite way. I didn't get there until I was like 17 or 18. And I got there through smoking an ungodly amount of weed and meditating for a long time. Took like hours the first night. Yeah, psychotic. That is because there's nothing else. It's. I'm homeless. It's an abandoned house with no electricity, no nothing. It's cold, it's winter time. I can't sleep. I'm sitting there, you know, for hours, channeling. Hours and hours and hours. Not channeling, looking, looking and. And moving clouds of darkness. I don't even know how to explain clouds of darkness. You could focus on one spot and almost go through them and move them to the side and it would become more and more clear every time you went through a layer of this until eventually all these dark clouds would move and you're left with stars. Just stars. But that took a long time to do the first time. And then I got better at it and better at it till eventually, you know, I could get it done in like 60 seconds. Now I can't do it at all. Very interesting.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I think you're not supposed to.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Probably not supposed to.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

The hell you were going, dude, that actually reminds me of Nick from Occult Rejects was telling us about that sort of practice to re watch that episode. But it's the same sort of practice

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

that's interesting to get to somewhere you're like removing layers. I've seen like one or two people talk about it. In all the years that I've been aware of this thing. One or two people have talked about it. It, you know, somebody else called it static. Looking like TV static. And I would say like kinda because it's black and white, you know, white stars, black surface. If there's enough stars, it kind of looks like static. But I would be moving through those like three dimensional space, like moving through them and they'd be twisting and wheeling around me. And you could see things. You could pick a thing and focus on it. Not too great. It wasn't too easy to do and it would kind of like. Like eventually escape your sight. It's a crazy thing. It's just like. It's something I've been struggling to talk about or explain and also determine the purpose of for a long time. And it just got no answers. No answers.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Well, we'll come back to it. I'm sure somebody will write some about that, maybe send that in. Titled Raven's Static.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's not my static. It's. It's like stars. Stars is much more apt.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Raven Static.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

In the. In the last year, I did a little experiment and took a th this

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[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Took a THC break for a month just to see what dreams will come back. I had three that felt more like I was communicating with some things, some things than actually dreaming. The first one hold on. Where's my music?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Where's your music, dog?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Nancy, where's my spooky music?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Come on, Nancy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

We got it. The person riding shotgun asked if they can drive. I said, sure. And the wheels, the wheel pedal magically went to their side of the car. Okay. Then they proceeded to start driving like the worst Asian female you could imagine. Oh, when we got to the stoplight, I told him, nope, you're not driving too crazy. You're gonna get us killed. And I took control back, snapped my fingers, and the wheel pedals returned to my side of the car. The next one I was driving with somewhere with my parents. We found a young girl around 12 along the road. We couldn't leave her there, so we picked. We picked her up, figured out where she lived and decided to take her back to her house. Once at her place, things got weird. We couldn't find her family at the house, but we were just able to figure out where they went and decided to go there next. Just then, all kinds of lizards started emerging from the ground. Mostly iguana, iguana breads or breeds or kinds, but snakes and others came out too. And for whatever reason this was a problem. So we started. For whatever reason. So we started chasing them down and Catching as many as we could. After getting what we could, we went on our way home to the next house. We found our parents there. And the house ended up belonging to a TV host from a hunting channel. I don't want to say who.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What? But it's not a real.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's a Stephen Rinella.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Wait, is this still a dream?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, it's a dream.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Interesting. Doesn't want to say who.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It might be real. For some reason, it wasn't just me, this girl and the TV host sitting at a big dinner table having a conversation about what happened with the lizards. And I started thinking it was weird and wondered where her and my parents went. So I started looking around the room and saw them staring out one of those kitchen swinging doors, door windows that you see at restaurants and diners. They were sneaking peeks through the window kind of creepily, almost like they were conspiring together. I felt like I heard them say, I think he's fallen for it. At that moment, I got the feeling that the parents and the TV hosts were trying to set me up with a girl. Almost like an arranged marriage.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Huh?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

12. Strange. As soon as that thought came to my mind, the TV host started talking to me like he was. Was talking someone off a ledge. Saying things like, hang on, it's not what you think. Don't do anything stupid. I said no while pushing myself away from the table and immediately woke up.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

The hell, man, that's weird. That goes into this idea of like giving consent away in the spiritual realm or in these dream realms. Like they. They fabricate these scenarios and they lull you into before Rinella. What kind of he say, hold on. Is a TV show host? Yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Hunting.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay. Like a hunting channel. I don't know.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Trying to get you to consent to something. Child bride.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, that. Well, that's. That's creepy.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

It's creepy in your dreams. All right, I got two more for you, but only remember pieces of them. Okay. At first I was hanging out at my sister's house, having a good time late at night. All of a sudden, the sky, in the sky, a neon blue lighting bolt, lightning bolt started growing until it stretched across most of the horizon. It struck the ground way out in front of us. And for whatever reason, we both got sad and saw it as a sign that the world was going to change. And not necessarily in a good way. In the second, I was walking down this red desert landscape similar to how they portray Mars. Walking next to me was a figure like an angel. I don't know what it Was all I know is that it was it. I saw it as good non threatening. As we were there walking and talking, we came across other people who seemed to be in a trance. Like state homeless drug zombies you see on the news. When we came to the first one, I said, wow, wonder how he got there. And like someone snapped their fingers. I was able to see everything in that man's life that put him in that spot. I thought the second I thought that was a cool power. So I saw someone else in front of us and asked, what about her? Same thing happened. So everything that put her in that position, I started having fun like a child and ran towards the next person that I found. When I found the next person, I. I point and say, now do them. And as their life was shown to me, I started to feel judgment from the entity I was with. I looked toward, I looked toward them, but they, but didn't look directly at them. It spoke to me saying, don't you see these people? These are real people on earth who are in despair. I woke up shortly after that feeling sad.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What the hell, man?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's, that's an incredible dream.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Huh? Huh? That's a weird dream.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Introspective sort of thing.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Like it's like, what the hell were you doing? Like, like, you know, if you entertain. That was a real thing and you're really walking with like let's say an angel.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He's like, this isn't really, this isn't a game.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

But what would like that makes you wonder, well, what the, what am I doing? Where are we going? Why do I have this ability? And, and what the is going on?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Why are we on Mars? That's what we talk about often where we're saying like when we're like, we see like homeless people or people in despair. And I go, man, how many steps?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Steps, sure.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And you see every step and you. And I guess he's looking at it as like, oh, this is pretty cool to do. But it's like that's real.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah. It makes you wonder the things that you might have been subjected to that you've seen or done or con consented to or communicated with or any of these things. And not even like the spooky stuff. But what about, what about these real serious ass like good entities? Yeah, I say serious because it's like an angel that's still in the grace of God is a good entity, but it's also a very serious entity. Yeah, it's got a job and it's very aware of like, you know, this Spiritual battle and the judgment that'll be coming, you know, once we get to this point in the timeline, like, for them, they're locked in their operators, and this is a very real thing that's going on. And a lot of us, you know,

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

even if you're laughing at this. Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Honestly, though. Honestly, that's what so. So, so even. So terrible. Oh, my God. Well, even laughing at that dude, though, it's like, I don't hear if there

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

was an angel in this room right now.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

That's funny, though, right? Come on.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like, what the you mean, that's funny? He'd be like, can't you see my child, his despair? I'd just be like, that's part of

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

what I think that's part of what makes me laugh even harder, is because you can see the despair, and it's so horrifying and it's so real that it's. It's funny. But then there's an additional laughter that comes out because it's uncomfortable as. But, yeah, man, it just makes you wonder, what have you communicated with? What sorts of, I don't know, adventures have you been on that you don't ever remember? What did he say?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

He said, what's. Oh, no version.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Somebody said, damn it, man. What's wrong with Ed Mabry?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Before we get out of here, but let's finish this.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

That's the end of the most memorable stuff. There's other stuff too, but the rest is hard to type out coherently. Not sure how coherent any of this will be either. It was actually pretty. It was better than the first one we read. David almost had a seizure.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Oh, yeah, it was good. He's right. Now he's like, I should have proofread this better. No, dude, you just read like retards.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

There was a couple typos. It was fine. Would love the opportunity to come on and discuss things like dreams and other conspiracies.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Be fun.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Feel free to use this, man. If you find yourself in the standard coffee, shopping, casino, slash fabrication lounge and Christian library, maybe we'll see. Feel free to use this for an episode. If I end up hearing on Spotify, I'll buy y' all around at the coffee shop.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

All right, well, yeah, it's funny because we did Easy drink. Getting to the end where it says, feel free to use this. It's like, oh, thank God.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Imagine he was like, this is just for you guys to read.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, like that other guy from that other day.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

I think you'd be monetizing this.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I think you'd be getting paid for this.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

This is actually quite uncomfortable now that you mentioned it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Very interesting stuff, though, man. I. Like I said, I. You hear a lot of stories about people that go on, like, missions and there seems their purposes. See, I mean, their dreams seem to be filled with, like, great purpose.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You know, and they can't quite remember it, but they're mission driven. And there's something really important. Like, I have dreams that are like that. But how many don't you remember?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

A ton.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Right?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

A ton.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Like, how many times have you been in the presence of something and you don't remember it?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

How many times have you. How many times is. Is there some version of you in some astral realm or some dream realm that is aware of what you're doing and is like, okay, yeah, we got a job to do. I'm. I'm hanging out with, you know, an angel, a literal angel. And it's. It's debriefed me and I've got to do. And then you wake up, you're like, don't remember that at all. Like, that's a crazy thought.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You know, angel was like, I spent all night.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I've had, like, dreams where I was burdened with this idea that I was supposed to remember something, but I don't remember it. You know, like the one my mom says, never forget where your name came from. Like, I don't know, maybe a bird word. And then there's the other one where I. I make a pact with someone to. To never forget where we came from. I don't know what that means, but it felt super important.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And then I almost feel guilty.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You know what feels super important ending this show.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, dude, two hours and 24 minutes. That was too much. What's this?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, what happened?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

It's from the White House. Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, they blurred out Donald Trump.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

What the.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

A lot of strange stuff going. We're going to talk about it tomorrow a little bit with Ed Mabry. I think we're going to drag him into some strange waters.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Should we do that or should we do a double up tomorrow?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Double up?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

You want to double up and do a nephew, America?

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Tomorrow we'll see how I be feeling. Yeah. But until then, I wanted to give my. My boy Dallas Spitfire some. Some play.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Okay.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

They said, top, you need to make an autotune version of the black dude crying. Possibly that's not within my skill set, but it's within Dallas Spitfire skill set. So here we go. We're in the show on this, this, and we'll see you guys a little bit later

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

now. I don't want to be a girl. I don't want to be a girl. You know what I'm saying? Like, I used to get mad. I used to play Borderlands in Dallas.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Spitfire. Could you just take that? Well, I don't want to be a girl. I don't want to be a girl. Can we make like, a AI song out of that? That would be.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

I don't want, I don't want that. I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl no, no. I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl. A lot changed. Yeah. After the baptism. I don't want to be a girl I don't want to be a girl.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

You went soft on us.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Well, there's a lot of things that I, I, I have to quantify.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Hey, man, what is live, laugh, love.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

And then I go, hey, what do you think about woman in male, Male work roles?

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

And he's like, I don't want to be a girl. I don't want to be a girl. And then I've just kind of been, like, chilling because, you know, I don't know much about video games anymore. And then I think, you have to be a girl. I don't want to be a girl. I don't want to be a girl. I simply cannot play a video game if I got to be a girl. I don't care. It's a highly rated game.

[Co-host (Possibly Matt)]

Like Tomb Raider. Didn't like it.

[David Lee Corbo (Top Lobster)]

No, I don't want to be a girl. I don't want to be a girl.