
A wild one: we unpack the viral “black goo” meteor saga out of Panama (is it a galactic seed, magnet putty, or just brilliant promo?) and then chase fresh claims about USOs and deep-water hotspots tied to recent UAP chatter. We also map the growing...
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Top Lobster Productions. Nephew America is recorded in front of.
David Lee Corbin
A live studio audience. Viewer discretion is advised. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Neff to America, your cultural commentary for the end of days. Keep it down. Nancy.
Top Lobster
Shut up.
David Lee Corbin
Hear her clearing her throat.
Top Lobster
I just muted her.
David Lee Corbin
Unbelievable.
Top Lobster
Disgusting.
David Lee Corbin
I am David Lee Corbin.
Top Lobster
Like, a real jap.
David Lee Corbin
A real pan face gook. We're supposed to be doing better.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we're doing better. We're trying to figure it out. But no, for real, though, like, it brings me back to my days on the subway. Whoa.
David Lee Corbin
You're gonna get straight into the race. We just started the show.
Top Lobster
Well, I mean, like, you ever sat next to a Chinese person on the subway and they'll just, like. I swear to God, this is the first time I got Covid in like, 1990s.
David Lee Corbin
In your mouth.
Top Lobster
Turned and just goes. Yeah, right in my mouth. How you cough. Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
In my mind, I don't do that.
Top Lobster
But she. She looked at me and she goes like. Like she was gonna say something. Yeah. And then I go, you round eye. Right, Right. When I go, are you? Oh, yeah. And coughs in my face. Then she picks up her bag of red fish. Red bag full of fish. Leaves.
David Lee Corbin
Like Swedish fish.
Top Lobster
No, like, like dead fish.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, like. Like a red snapper.
Top Lobster
Live fish. All right, well, dead fish.
David Lee Corbin
Dead live fish. Previously alive.
Top Lobster
Welcome back to the show.
David Lee Corbin
That's right. We're glad to have you. This is, you know, top lobster. Hey, guys, really quick before we get into all the. The stuff, don't you.
Top Lobster
I don't like when you do that. Nancy focused on me.
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When you watch this show, sometimes we go live behind a paywall. We're not going to do that today because neft to America is for the people. This show will stream live in its entirety. But still, if you want to support us, Patreon.com forward/nephilim Death Squad. Great place to do it. You'll gain access.
Top Lobster
I uploaded some of the thumbnails, like, here are the discount links. I gotta actually make this look nice. This one here is the telegram.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, that's.
Top Lobster
People were asking.
David Lee Corbin
So you put pictures. Because everybody's.
Top Lobster
That's what I did this morning. I was like, these people keep asking the same questions. Yeah, what if I put pictograms? They'll still be confused. Yeah, it's fine.
David Lee Corbin
Be confused.
Top Lobster
Live show links. You see, it says live.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
So you can see when we go live. This is our podcast. You can click that.
David Lee Corbin
We're really cleaning up over here.
Top Lobster
Yeah, look, merch drops. You can see when it's real simple, guys, the process.
David Lee Corbin
I mean, we prefer $10, $20, $33.
Top Lobster
If you want telepathy 100 unlimited $6 million. Did you see that Tucker Carlson put the CPU wild.
David Lee Corbin
Anyway, guys, discount codes, off merchandise and toplobster.com as well as early access to tickets to Boh. Show him a shirt.
Top Lobster
Ah, here's a shirt. Bingo.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, Portal potties. Portal Potty Rentals.
Top Lobster
Why not? It matches my sneakers.
David Lee Corbin
It does match your sneakers.
Top Lobster
Good job, Potty rentals. Shout out to Tony Merkel. This is a inspiration from his episode.
David Lee Corbin
We also have another announcement, guys, if you're watching on rumble or YouTube. Oh, yeah, Nancy. Nancy is going to read all of your super chats out loud. That's right. If you send a super chat, Nancy will chime in and she will interrupt the show and she will read whatever it is that you typed.
Top Lobster
Maybe whatever it is, I dare somebody to check it out right now.
David Lee Corbin
I'm not going to tell them what to write or how to write or the theme, anything like that. But just know that whatever you write, she has to say, Nancy has to say it. Okay? So there you go. That's for you. A little bit of giving back to the people. Because that's what Neff to America is about. It's a show for the people, guys. We have a lot of really fun schizophrenic content to get into today. And. And I'm excited. Are you excited, dude?
Top Lobster
I. I'm kind of excited. I thought I was having fun. No, No, I haven't been having fun.
David Lee Corbin
Why not?
Top Lobster
I'm not having fun.
David Lee Corbin
I'm having a lot of fun. And one of the things that is the most fun to me And I. We'll have to go to the production room to pull some of this up. But this man, this Panamaniac, this man.
Top Lobster
From Panama, we're starting with the Panamania.
David Lee Corbin
I would love to start with the Panaman. It's something that's been developing. We haven't got a chance to talk about it. Only in passing. We've not got to do a whole Nephew America about the silliness of it all, okay? And so a man from Panama. Don't. Don't show people this. What the. How do you discover that this is some shit you can do?
Top Lobster
This guy. This guy's supporting Israel, right? This is not what we came here.
David Lee Corbin
That's David Rush. Not to be confused with Grush, because I kind of heard that name and I was like, is that the same guy? Let's pull up that one right there. The one that you got over. Yeah. So we're just gonna get into it. We're gonna read this for you guys. Oh. Everybody, silence.
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Top Lobster
You heard that? What's it mean?
Nancy
We have $5 from Amon Rat. He says David needs to lay off the potato chips. I understand how stressful. I understand how stressful it's been, but please, we care about you. Thank you, Amon Rat.
Top Lobster
Thank you.
David Lee Corbin
I don't know that I like this function already. We're off to a bad start.
Top Lobster
I love it.
David Lee Corbin
Amon Rat.
Nancy
Oh, and we have $2 from Sancho. He says Raven is a homosexual.
David Lee Corbin
Okay. We're only read Nancy. Only read the ones that are $5 and above, because they're gonna spam $2 and this is gonna be a nightmare. $5 and above only Nancy.
Nancy
Oh, okay.
Top Lobster
Five.
Nancy
Okay, can we.
David Lee Corbin
Go ahead?
Nancy
You already made $1 from Star Crimes. He says, nancy, do you like Puerto Ricans or whatever? David is more.
David Lee Corbin
I don't know, based. Okay. Unbelievable.
Top Lobster
We're gonna do. I think we'll do $5 because this could go all day.
David Lee Corbin
It's a problem.
Nancy
We. We have $5.
Top Lobster
Holy shit. From Scott.
Nancy
I mean, Sancho, He. Raven, he's asking you to fart.
David Lee Corbin
No, no, I'm not gonna fart for you, Sancho. I'm. I'm still gonna take your $5. Unbelievable. Listen to me. If this. If this.
Top Lobster
Oh, no, he's not asking you to fart.
David Lee Corbin
He called me Fart David. That's not a demand.
Top Lobster
Yeah, he's saying the proper name. Fart David.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, that's.
Top Lobster
Oh, okay, this is. This is gonna get a little weird.
David Lee Corbin
We're gonna have to figure this out. We're gonna have to figure this out, because already I could tell even the $5 is gonna be a problem. All right, let's get back into it. Let's bring this up on the stage. This is from Kobe for three.
Top Lobster
I don't know.
David Lee Corbin
Latest from the account of a man who has found what he now Calls the galactic, first off, very gay. Very gay. What to call it a galactic seed?
Top Lobster
Well, yeah, it's. No, it just reminds me of, like, box saga stuff. Like, you gotta.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, you gotta drink the seed to gain the knowledge. I don't know.
Top Lobster
I mean, maybe there's something to that. Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
The seed is an entity that has survived through space and crashed on Earth. The organism came on a meteorite, and he noticed it was radioactive. He decided to test it and notice it started to grow extremely fast. Oh, here we go. Nancy's muted, just like I'm saying it, but they can't hear me.
Nancy
$5 from demon hunter Bear. Oh, you know, it smells crazy in there with those two sticks.
David Lee Corbin
It smells just fine in here, actually. It smells like ammonia.
Top Lobster
It smells like cookies.
David Lee Corbin
It smells like ammonia because I've been huffing these.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Hey, let's pull up that video really quick.
David Lee Corbin
No, don't show them me getting high on smelling before they're ready.
Top Lobster
On.
David Lee Corbin
You son of a.
Top Lobster
You're. That was.
David Lee Corbin
You're fast.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Boy, we. Quick.
David Lee Corbin
It's already on. On.
Top Lobster
This is how we prep for the show. I don't know if you guys know this. Yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
We're live. Okay, this is off the rails. We have gone.
David Lee Corbin
All right, we're getting back to it. This super chat function. We're going to figure this out on.
Top Lobster
The week that Charlie Kirk passes.
David Lee Corbin
Really seriously disrespectful. So. So, yeah, the long and short of it is this guy recovers this meteor, and upon the meteor is a.
Top Lobster
A.
David Lee Corbin
A living, gelatinous black blob. Now, here we have a video. If you make that. There you go.
Top Lobster
This guy is keeping it in a safe.
David Lee Corbin
How crazy is this? Because it says that he noticed it was radioactive, so he decided to then collect it and keep it on his person at all times.
Top Lobster
Oh, that's like a little gun safe. I like this.
David Lee Corbin
All right, so it's a little gun safe. He's jammed venom into a small gun safe.
Top Lobster
Well, this started out with. With what looked like a small potato.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. And it had, like, a little tentacle coming out. Coming out of it. And it. You know, and. And since it's grown into this, let that video play because. Watch it. Watch it sort of gyrate.
Top Lobster
Yeah. There's no way.
David Lee Corbin
So I did a little thing, and I'm gonna. I'm just gonna read some of this to you guys. We don't have to pull it up on the screen.
Top Lobster
You wrote a monologue?
David Lee Corbin
No, I didn't write a monologue. What I said was, I've seen this movie before. I use ChatGPT. I said, generate a list of instances in pieces of media where a meteor crashes to Earth and riding upon it is a black goo. And. And so I got the blob. 1958. 1988, 2019. Planned reboot. A gelatinous blackish red goo arrives via meteorite and consumes everything. Venom. Obviously, everybody knows that one. Marvel. This is how Venom gets here. Via meteorite. Color out of space in 2020. Adapted from Lovecraft. Meteor brings an alien contamination that mutates into a goo like form. Life. 2017. Alien microorganisms from Mars Crash retrieval. Mutates into hostile biomass. Slither. A parasitic alien worm arrives by meteorite and spreads via Black Goo. Extro. 1982. Meteor brings parasitic alien life forms that ooze black fluid. This goes on and on and on.
Top Lobster
So you're saying this is a movie? Or are you saying this is predictive programming from the movies? And now we're looking at the real thing. Well, what's going on?
David Lee Corbin
I'm actually inclined to suspect that we might be being subjected to a movie promo. So back in the day, the. The movie 2012 came out in 2012 with John. Damn, I forget Cusack. John Cusack. And. And there was a promo that went alongside with it. It was a fake announcement about a coming calamity. And. And a system called Ark. And Ark was basically like, you sign up and if pops off, you're going to be in the lottery to be on this Ark that's going to leave Earth and.
Top Lobster
And you're.
David Lee Corbin
You're going to be safe, right?
Top Lobster
Oh, like calling back to Noah sort of thing.
David Lee Corbin
Calling back to Noah. Also, this is something that you see in the game Fallout, where your character basically like signs up as a precautionary measure to go into this vault if anything should go wrong. And then you end up doing that when nuclear war breaks out. So. And. And it was set up in such a way that it looked real or it looked plausible at least. And given the. The fear surrounding 2012 and the Mayan prediction, a lot of people fell for this thing. And it. And it ended up being promotional material for the movie. I believe they also did this with the. The film is Cloverfield. Cloverfield, which was kind of also about an alien arriving, you know, so like guerrilla marketing campaigning. Exactly. I have a feeling that's what we're watching here. This guy. It is a saga. It's a bit of an odyssey. You know, there's videos. When it first comes out, and it's this small little meteor. Then there's videos of him driving around with it. I don't know if we can find the videos of him driving around with it. Bodhi says this is as fake as the African dancing bush. And you guys can tell, but you can tell that I've come around and I'm. I'm a little bit wiser if you type in Panama meteor. And we start looking through these videos, some of them, he's driving around in his car, right? In. In his pickup truck, and he's looking into the back seat at this thing. Okay. I think this might be it. Let's listen to the song that's playing, because I think the song is important.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbin
My wife was watching Tick Tock videos.
Top Lobster
And we need a drop for that.
David Lee Corbin
She's. Every time this guy posted a lot of these. Right. Of him in the. In the truck. And every time he's in the truck, that specific lyric plays.
Top Lobster
What's the next one? Yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Isn't that weird, though? Every single time he posts a truck video, that song is playing. And that's the lyrics.
Top Lobster
Really? Likes Chris Staples.
David Lee Corbin
I don't know, man. So there's like this devil. There's this demonic aspect that's trying to.
Top Lobster
Oh, here's another one. Let's see. Is this. Is this the same one?
David Lee Corbin
Might be. I don't know.
Top Lobster
Let's pull it up.
David Lee Corbin
Let's pull her up.
Top Lobster
There we go. Pull it up, Jamie. It's not the same video, right?
David Lee Corbin
I don't know. The last one had the door open, didn't it?
Top Lobster
Yeah, different.
David Lee Corbin
No, wait, wait. Might have been the exact same.
Top Lobster
Why doesn't he have shoes on?
David Lee Corbin
Was that the exact same? Are you trying to see if he's got shoes on? We don't care. Panama. Of course he doesn't have shoes on.
Top Lobster
Who drives their pickup truck with no shoes?
David Lee Corbin
I don't know. But he has no name. Rico says never trust a Panamanian. That's right. Never trust a Panamaniac. They are like Chinese, Puerto Ricans. Yes, dude, Yes.
Top Lobster
I can't think of a more deeply rooted insult, but.
David Lee Corbin
But an accurate one. A very accurate one.
Top Lobster
Yeah, dude.
David Lee Corbin
So. So, you know, it's. It's interesting because apparently, if you look into this guy's. He's got, like a studio, and it's like demonic studios or something like that. Like, there's this element of demon and devil shows itself over and over again. I see some of the. The images there. Yeah. Let's bring up either one of those. The potato is fine. Or the other one, because I've not really gotten a good look at how this thing started. I guess this is how it started.
Top Lobster
It starts as a gold potato or silver potato.
David Lee Corbin
Spray painted potato, clearly. Is it not a spray potato? Like, come on, dude.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
In Panama, a meteorite fell in the place where a young man, and he saw where it fell, took a piece of rock that looks like silver metal, took it to his house. As the day passed, the parasite came out of the zone. It's interesting that they're automatically calling it a parasite, but out of the potato. Ew.
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Top Lobster
Some shit.
David Lee Corbin
Now. Little Shop of Horrors, I believe also happened the same way that Giant feed Missy. More that that dude came out of. I believe. A meteor. A crash meteorite.
Top Lobster
Wasn't Little Shop of Horrors. Oh, okay.
David Lee Corbin
Let her rip, Nancy.
Nancy
The Nether Knight for six dollars says Nancy. Please enforce three moments of silence for the two dollar tier. There you go.
David Lee Corbin
What constitutes a moment?
Top Lobster
I guess we just did it.
David Lee Corbin
I guess we just did it. Shout out to the Netherlands. I miss a lot of these guys because I don't. I don't do timeline cleanse anymore. I don't get to see them. It's good to know that they're still kicking around out there. Thank you guys very much for the. For the donate. And God rest. The two dollar tier never existed. That's true.
Top Lobster
It's crazy. It's some. It's something that they wanted. Something that what's her name wanted and.
David Lee Corbin
They made it up.
Top Lobster
Watch the show.
David Lee Corbin
No, it wasn't her. It was.
Top Lobster
It was. It was her.
David Lee Corbin
Well, the Nether Knight.
Top Lobster
Emily.
David Lee Corbin
Very forceful implementation.
Top Lobster
You know who Emily is? Like the Nancy that we didn't. That I didn't like.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Does that make any sense to you?
David Lee Corbin
It does. I think it makes. Okay, okay, so let's. Let's get back to. I want to see a little bit more footage from it. So this is it coming out of the tater. Let's go to another because there was one of it almost in a petri dish, gyrating. That's the one.
Top Lobster
This one? Oh yeah. This is the one.
David Lee Corbin
Wow. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We should probably read this.
Top Lobster
Okay, so.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
To the people who don't speak Spanish.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, Top translate.
Top Lobster
All right. I'll just mute it. He's saying. And I can't see it now.
David Lee Corbin
He's just not gonna.
Top Lobster
Someday it's gonna come off the rock. That's what worries me. If it comes off the rock. Comes off. It would be completely alone just by itself.
David Lee Corbin
What's he worried about? Is he worried about its well being?
Top Lobster
I'm. Gonna. So I'm gonna remove it here because I see it's moving more and more and I think it might be growing right now.
David Lee Corbin
Doesn't it seem fake? It seems like a.
Top Lobster
You guys are not the ones who are Here. You guys are not the. What does that mean?
David Lee Corbin
I don't know. Oh, he's gonna touch it.
Top Lobster
He's gonna pick at it. I mean, if it's fake, pretty cool.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, but hard RR says you can do this by adding iron fillings to goo. So we've all seen sort of that magnetic goo. Yeah, that does kind of move. You can make it move. You can make it do things.
Top Lobster
That's all over the place in my house.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, if you have carpets, don't buy your kids. Don't do that.
Top Lobster
Oh, here's another one. Oh, wait up, Nancy. I want to see if this video has the Chris Stapleton song. We trying to get the full copyright. Oh.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, wow. A lot of money. Okay, hold on.
Top Lobster
All right, this video here. Another one with a safe. This looks like a different one.
David Lee Corbin
Now. It sounds like my wife lied. My wife.
Top Lobster
Oh, what? The alien update.
David Lee Corbin
That's all it says.
Top Lobster
You think the aliens like why you keep playing mariachi music over here?
David Lee Corbin
Very strange. Well, here, before we get into it, let's let. Let her rip. Nancy. Go ahead, Nancy.
Top Lobster
Fine. Go ahead. Interrupt the show. It's fine.
Nancy
Xerox with $5.
David Lee Corbin
Hey.
Top Lobster
Hi, Xerox. Are you still goon in Xerox?
David Lee Corbin
I hope he's not gooning. I don't think he is. I think he's strong.
Top Lobster
Okay.
Nancy
Never goon.
Top Lobster
Like a prophet.
David Lee Corbin
That's right, dude. Never goon.
Top Lobster
Was there two? You did it twice?
David Lee Corbin
Twice? Was there two of them?
Nancy
Oh, no. I was just trying to interrupt top.
Top Lobster
Okay, thanks a lot. Well, the mission successful, I suppose. Okay. Are we still looking at fake videos, David, or we.
David Lee Corbin
Well, I mean, let's. Let's. Let's do this. What is that one? That? That's just more.
Top Lobster
Listen, if this was a real.
David Lee Corbin
Because look at him. He's not even.
Top Lobster
He's not bothered.
David Lee Corbin
It's not that he's not bothered. He's not putting the flashlight on it. He's putting it, like around it and all kinds of dumb. Yeah, it feels like what they've done here is.
Top Lobster
No, it's a kind of. Kind of.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. But like, look at it now. It's down there and it's like, why would.
Top Lobster
He's also Spanish.
David Lee Corbin
I would put the flashlight directly inside the box and be like.
Top Lobster
When you're dealing. When you're dealing with third country, third world country, even like my shout out, Jose Figueroa. Wow. What was that?
David Lee Corbin
That was that.
Top Lobster
Okay, I'm very paranoid that Nancy's gonna be cutting us off at any moment. Shout out to Jose. He does a lot of that don't make sense because he's just from.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, you're your cousin.
Top Lobster
A mountain.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
So they do things and I go, this is not the way.
David Lee Corbin
Like, do you know what a flashlight's for? It's for illumination.
Top Lobster
Shine it on the thing. He said, no. I said, guys. He's like, no, Joseph.
David Lee Corbin
On it.
Top Lobster
On it.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
So we can. Lo vemos. We can see it.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And he's like, no, no, no, no. You know, so they do weird. So again, this. That doesn't. That doesn't really do it for me.
David Lee Corbin
Okay.
Top Lobster
What does it for me is that it's. It's clearly.
David Lee Corbin
It looks like. Right.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Because it's like, why would you have a bunch of questions you got to ask if a dude is traveling around all willy nilly with a space bioweapon that he's dubbed as a parasite? He just says parasite. Right? So. So he has a space bioweapon. Why hasn't there been a quarantine enacted on him? Why hasn't any sort of government official. Just think about the sensitivity of the world after Covid.
Top Lobster
Oh, shit.
David Lee Corbin
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Top Lobster
Oh, I see it.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, oh, oh, It's Rick. Let it rip. And, Nancy, you got your muted.
Top Lobster
Unmute yourself, gook.
David Lee Corbin
I just.
Nancy
David's hips appear to be preparing themselves for childbirth. Is my friend. He's my friend.
Top Lobster
I don't like you, Rick. I thought we made this clear.
Nancy
I love you, Nancy, but you sound like you could play the part of a rock as an extra.
David Lee Corbin
Well, that's part of her charm.
Top Lobster
You know what? I'm gonna kick guys. You want me to kick him out the chat?
David Lee Corbin
Unbelievable. Say the word and we'll boot him. We'll boot him into space. So.
Top Lobster
So really, don't look that wide. Okay, never mind. Go ahead.
David Lee Corbin
I'm sorry. Please, please, can we stop talking about my figure? It's very distracting. And. And I'll be. I'll be. I'll be thinking about these things for the rest of the night.
Top Lobster
We're trying to be better. It's just. It's been a hard week.
David Lee Corbin
It has been.
Top Lobster
It's been a rough week.
David Lee Corbin
Well, that's why I want to focus on this and not the exploding jugular vein of.
Top Lobster
It's like, if. If this was real, Israel would have killed.
David Lee Corbin
Or they would figure out how to weaponize it against us and then release it at a later time. They certainly wouldn't have done this. They wouldn't allow dude to chronicle.
Top Lobster
Well, I mean, this could also be Jewish because it's promotion for some type of a movie.
David Lee Corbin
Well, that, that's what I suspect is the case here.
Top Lobster
Right?
David Lee Corbin
That's what I suspect. I would say the safe money is on. This is an elaborate movie promo, which is a lot of fun and.
Top Lobster
All right, all right.
David Lee Corbin
So, so, so, you know, just an update on the situation. We've not been able to talk about it since it happened because we've only talked about it briefly on NDS and not on Neptune. Let's go back to the production room. Let's see what else we got. Now there is a gentleman talking about frequency and he's talking about. Let's, let's keep going, Keep going. That guy right there. Let's check this out. So we did an episode, guys, with Ed Mabry. We talked about the potential coming rapture. And then top notice that 40 days after the. Roughly 40 days after this made. 39 days. 40 days master noticer after this event that is supposed to be the rapture, which is approaching rapidly. Oh, okay, let's.
Nancy
$10 from subliminal messenger.
Top Lobster
He says, hey, Subliminal.
Nancy
The Subliminal messenger show will be celebrating its one year anniversary with Nettie Awards. Please visit. Huh?
David Lee Corbin
No, go ahead, go ahead.
Nancy
Nettie Awards.
Top Lobster
It's.
Nancy
It's the show he's gonna do for his anniversary.
David Lee Corbin
All right.
Top Lobster
He did send me something like that. And it was like, you gotta link your Twitter to it. And I was like, I don't, I.
David Lee Corbin
Don'T know what it means.
Top Lobster
I don't trust you.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, because he is out here. He's subliminally messaging the masses.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
And then he's like, I need your information. Much like Nancy's constantly petitioning for your blood type. You know, it's an alarming situation is what I'm getting at.
Top Lobster
Here's the website survey. Mars.com/forward/G floors forward slash. This crazy dog. All right, we'll put it in the chat. Oh, my gosh.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, look, there he goes. And now it's aiming red. Play the sound. Do it.
Nancy
Silver spray painted potato chips that David's been munching on went straight to his childbearing hips. Also, you should not have given us this much power. I will abuse it to the point of poverty.
David Lee Corbin
We're gonna make some adjustments, I think.
Top Lobster
No, no, I like this, guys. If we could keep. If we can keep a tally, I mean, we can probably fundraise Nancy a new microphone.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, we could fundraiser A new house out here in Florida, a new set of Rounder eyeballs, maybe eyelid surgery for Nancy. So. So. Okay, now. Now this. I'm trying to lay the groundwork for this. 40 days after the supposed rapture is the day that Three Eye Atlas is supposed to move in between us and the sun. And that is Halloween Eve, and that's when it's supposed to release.
Top Lobster
Can I say something?
David Lee Corbin
Can you?
Top Lobster
Before you. It's more important.
David Lee Corbin
Okay.
Top Lobster
Sorry. Hold.
David Lee Corbin
Are you gonna comment on my weight?
Top Lobster
No.
David Lee Corbin
Okay.
Top Lobster
I was looking at my legs, and I realized I've worn jeans this whole week.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
After the very aggressive, imagine if today.
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Nancy
$5 from heffalumps. We love David's childbearing hips.
David Lee Corbin
Wait a second. That doesn't help it at all.
Nancy
Who's we?
David Lee Corbin
I don't feel better for that. Hefa. Wow. Why did you highlight it?
Top Lobster
I'm just. Well, you know, they pay.
David Lee Corbin
I don't have childbearing hips. I have a. I have narrow hips. As a. As a man. Yeah. Thank you, Hef.
Top Lobster
Well, I mean, you kind of. They type thick.
David Lee Corbin
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, guys, so Three Eye Atlas. It's gonna pass between us and the sun. It's gonna drop you aps.
Top Lobster
Okay, we weren't there yet. What I was saying was I covered up my legs this whole week because the. The chat made me uncomfortable.
David Lee Corbin
Well, you were doing a lot. You were like, look at my undercarriage.
Top Lobster
Well, I mean, I was. No, but what Was I supposed to do in the moment? I had my legs slightly crossed and, and the legs were out. And then I had to see him. I saw it. Well, you were weird saying stuff.
David Lee Corbin
Okay.
Nancy
Oh, $5 from JJ. Nancy, can you make David tally the super chats at the end?
Top Lobster
Actually, Great idea.
Nancy
I like that.
David Lee Corbin
I, I, My days of doing math are, are behind me.
Top Lobster
No, no, no, we're gonna do that because. Hold on, let's look up. There is a microphone that I did want to send to Nancy and we're gonna find a price on it right now. But yeah, I really, I've been wearing jeans the whole time.
David Lee Corbin
Sure.
Top Lobster
Because I've been a little self conscious.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Of what they've been saying to me. And now I'm covering my. And I didn't tell you. And I'm going to tell the people here. Although I, I fear that it'll lead to more of these Top lobster dot com.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Has been getting aggressive. One second. Nancy has been getting aggressive emails about, about my legs. Oh, yeah. Well, and, and they're not even being. So Mike is getting these. My manufacturer, he's like, got a couple complaints about T shirts.
David Lee Corbin
Got a couple of, like, complaints about your legs.
Top Lobster
No, like, like they were saying, like, aggressive. Oh, like, you want me to read one.
David Lee Corbin
Well, let's, let's read the.
Top Lobster
Hold on. This, this. Okay. All right. This microphone here is, is a good one for Nancy. It's $169.
David Lee Corbin
Nice.
Top Lobster
Nice. It's well within the mean. I mean, we can do this shit today. David will add it up at the end.
David Lee Corbin
I can't promise that I'll do that.
Top Lobster
Well, it's a good one for, for Nancy too. It's got a little.
David Lee Corbin
Nancy.
Top Lobster
Do you have a desk or are you just sitting on the floor?
David Lee Corbin
No, we drew a picture of her. She's on the floor with their long spindly fingers.
Top Lobster
Well, this, this has a little stand connected to it.
David Lee Corbin
It's very.
Top Lobster
Look, Nancy, look how cute it is. Can you see it right there, the little one right there. That's a good shore microphone. Whatever. We'll figure it out. We'll see if we can get it.
David Lee Corbin
Read the Super Chat, man.
Top Lobster
Read the super chat. I'm gonna find the email of these people. They're disgusting.
Nancy
For $5, Hicktown Honey says, I request pop and David attempt the longest word in the English language. So you're gonna have to pull it up and pronounce it. I don't know what this is.
David Lee Corbin
I could try it. Yeah. While you're low.
Top Lobster
Just got an email from what appears to be the owner of Bitch Nigga, and they want me to take that.
David Lee Corbin
No way. Oh, my God. That's so funny.
Top Lobster
Well, I guess I'll take it down. So if you guys want that, go ahead and you have 48 hours to buy it.
David Lee Corbin
But we. Okay, so 48 hours to buy the shirt, but also we gotta bring, like, a bunch of people there to eat as reconciliation.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I mean, hey, I've been promoting you guys. It's not very nice.
David Lee Corbin
Pneumano. Ultra Microscopics. Silly. Wait, Microscopics. Ily. Covulcanic.
Top Lobster
You want me to read one of these to you?
David Lee Corbin
I'm trying to read the longest word in the English language.
Top Lobster
I don't care about that.
David Lee Corbin
Pneumo. New mono, Ultra mic. Whatever, man.
Top Lobster
I kind of get what these folks are saying about your body top. I'm older than you. 47. One of the weird things I have to come to accept is that guys don't lose their sexual attractiveness after marriage. In. In kids.
David Lee Corbin
It's nice.
Top Lobster
Some guys still hold it together. You're clearly one of those. And it's like there are. No, it's not nice. It's freaky. There's another one. Oh, freaky, man. Now that someone else apparently mentioned it, your legs are incredible.
David Lee Corbin
That's nice.
Top Lobster
No, it's not nice. Well, not good.
David Lee Corbin
I'm honest here.
Top Lobster
This is a place for sure.
David Lee Corbin
You know, when. Okay, let me ask you something.
Top Lobster
No.
David Lee Corbin
When you got those sexual, sexually inappropriate emails, what were you wearing?
Top Lobster
Shorts.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, dude. And you were wearing them, and they were drooping down to your butt cheeks when you lifted your leg. Don't act like you weren't fishing for leg compliments on this show. Don't act like you weren't fishing. Putting out what you got.
Top Lobster
I was trying to just be comfy.
David Lee Corbin
No, dude, you were trying.
Top Lobster
I'm kind of bummed out about the shirts. Yeah, that was my favorite shirt.
David Lee Corbin
That's a good shirt. Go and buy him before he has to take him down.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbin
Okay, so let's play this video because don't look. Don't look longingly at your website.
Top Lobster
My website.
David Lee Corbin
There it is. Cafe. Hey. I mean, come on, guys. This is free advertisement. Why would you be upset about this?
Top Lobster
The end of an era.
David Lee Corbin
If you're in Pinellas Park, Florida, and you want to meet up and go to the cafe with us.
Top Lobster
Best noodles in the game.
David Lee Corbin
Let us know. We'll figure it out.
Top Lobster
Yeah, very sad.
David Lee Corbin
That's. I gotta get one before the end of the thing.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this is worse.
David Lee Corbin
Don't be sad. Come on. You were just getting. You're going through an emotional roller coaster.
Top Lobster
I'm like, yeah, man, I'm real high.
David Lee Corbin
Because you got the leg compliments you were fishing for.
Top Lobster
I just feel like a real low. The Jews are responsible.
David Lee Corbin
The Jews killed Charlie Kirk. Okay, let's bring this up on the stage. And. And this guy's got more to add to the 30th, okay? And it's resonance, it's frequency.
Top Lobster
It's that you like, it's five minutes.
David Lee Corbin
They're gonna talk.
Top Lobster
Oh, guys, watch out for that. Yeah, I have like a. A frequency. It's coming. I already have it written. It's crazy. All right. Okay, here we go. Okay, this is gonna sound insane, but.
David Lee Corbin
You need you to go with me.
Top Lobster
On this, because the math checks out. On October 30, 2025, 6.2 billion people are going to experience a cosmic consciousness shift simultaneously. And I can prove it with simple math. First, you need to know about the Earth's heartbeat. The Schumann resonance. 7.83 Hz. That's the frequency that the Earth vibrates at. Here's the crazy part. When you are in a deep meditative state, your brain literally syncs with 7.83 Hz. We are literally synced to the Earth's frequencies. But on October 30, something unprecedented is about to happen. Three massive events are converging. Number one, the sun is at its solar maximum, the most active it's been in 20 years. Solar flares, magnetic pole reversals, the works. Number two, an interstellar object called 3i Atlas reaches its closest point to the sun that exact day. We're talking about a city sized object from another star system. And number three, the Earth's magnetic field is at its absolute weakest point in the cycle. Here's where the math gets wild. When these three things hit at once.
David Lee Corbin
The Earth's frequency go inside, right?
Top Lobster
10 times or more.
Nancy
So instead of 7.83 hertz, you're looking.
Top Lobster
At 78 hertz, hitting your brain. Your brain will have no choice but to sync up. That's just how basic entrainment works. It's neuroscience.
David Lee Corbin
Pauses. That's just how it works, dog. It's basic entrainment. This is how neuroscience works. I don't believe this guy.
Top Lobster
I believe him.
David Lee Corbin
I knew it. Because he's talking about frequency.
Top Lobster
No. So he's saying that your brain is going to sync up and this will cause some kind of disturbance with people huh, yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Turns out are actually.
Top Lobster
Yeah, botch. Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, I think you know what he meant. That oh is close to the eye.
Top Lobster
It was. I was paying homage. But no, what this guy is saying is like a, a binaural beat type effect where your brain will sink to whatever vibration is being put.
David Lee Corbin
So what are they gonna do? They're gonna hemi sync the whole planet? And then what?
Top Lobster
And then we're going to hallucinate an event?
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, maybe. Or maybe not.
Top Lobster
Or maybe nothing happens.
David Lee Corbin
Well, I mean, usually nothing happens at all. Over and over and over again.
Top Lobster
Is this shit be happening though?
David Lee Corbin
Well, do be happening, but it's never like in a way that anything.
Top Lobster
Is there more to this or is this guy just.
David Lee Corbin
I literally stopped watching it right at this point. Which is why I told you to pause it because I, I, I began to experience guy's face. Disdain for him.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
I can't explain why I don't like him or what he's saying, but it's just interesting because it's more people looking at October 30th. It could just be a homosexual man. Capitalizing off the fact that Abby Loev and Anna Paulina Luna said that we're gonna have UAPs on that day.
Top Lobster
There's a lot of things.
David Lee Corbin
There's a lot of things.
Top Lobster
Did they say that on the 23rd? Are you just making that up?
David Lee Corbin
No, no, no. They said Halloween Eve. Remember? This is the whole thing we talked about. Halloween Eve is the day that Three Eye Atlas passes in front of the sun. It's the closest proximity to the sun or some like that in between us and it.
Top Lobster
Is it gonna, it's gonna eclipse the sun? Is that what they're, they're saying?
David Lee Corbin
No, I mean, it's not like that kind of an object. Right. I, I guess you could use the word eclipse, but it wouldn't be a full eclipsing of the sun because it's not a sphere. It's a elongated.
Top Lobster
Well, depending on its distance from.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, but it also has a weird shape. Like it's not a circle. It's a, it's like a, an oblong shape.
Top Lobster
An aggressive oblong oblong. You know, it's so mad.
David Lee Corbin
It's sized so hamster size. Hamster size. So, so yeah. I mean, I don't know. The whole thing seems, it's. We've seen things come and go in the past that leading up to it had a lot of people pointing at that day, people pointing at that event. And then Steel Manning the concept or the, you know, the idea with all sorts of other information. A lot of pp, a lot of pee pee.
Top Lobster
People pointing.
David Lee Corbin
People pointing. Yeah, they. People pee pee at the event. And they would say, this is why. Because the frequency. This is why. Because All Hallows Eve. Eve. This is why. Because I can't straighten out my pointer finger if I do that.
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David Lee Corbin
Well, it's broken because three I Atlas like all these things kind of glom onto this one theory. And then we have come to see those dates pass with nothing happening. So. So very likely that's the same shit we're going to see here. And at the very least, what we'll be able to do afterwards is revel in the fact that Abby Loeb is a deceitful Jew. Anna Paulina Luna is a deceitful Jew. This guy, probably Jewish, you know, and so that'll be the thing. You don't think he's Jewish? I don't know. I don't know the look of a Jew these days, but, you know, so. So either way, we're back on the.
Top Lobster
J stuff and it's just. It's very sad.
David Lee Corbin
J Jay's on my mind all the time.
Top Lobster
It makes me sad.
David Lee Corbin
I think you missed a super chat, Nancy. What the. What are you doing? People are saying we missed a super chat. Nancy. Look at the thing. She's not even looking at it.
Top Lobster
She wanted to get more coffee.
Nancy
I don't see it.
David Lee Corbin
No, I don't see it either. We're looking at the super chats.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah. They requested you to say the longest word. That's the super chat. We don't care.
David Lee Corbin
I tried to say it and then my co host here said unimportant.
Top Lobster
I told you about more important.
David Lee Corbin
I kind of agree. Okay, let's, let's get out of that now. There's another one that you sent.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
And it, and it. And then after that we'll be off this October 30th. Scroll down a little bit. Doodle do. Keep going, Keep going. It's a man. He's walking. Not that guy, he's standing. This guy. What's he say? This is a crazy. Let's bring this up. Let me read this. What?
Top Lobster
I don't even know if I, if I watch this video. I might have just sent it.
David Lee Corbin
Representative, a Republican. I don't know. Tim Burchett says entities may be coming from five to six deep water sites on Earth.
Top Lobster
No problem.
David Lee Corbin
What.
Top Lobster
Let's watch it. Here we go.
David Lee Corbin
These are entities that are here on this Earth that have been on this Earth.
Top Lobster
Who knows how long and that we, you know, we think they're coming in from way out, maybe they did millennial ago, but they're here and they're in these deep water areas.
David Lee Corbin
And that's why, I mean, like we.
Top Lobster
Say, we know more about the face of the Moon than we do what's, what's going on there now. We have a higher propensity of sightings around these five or six, I believe, deep area, deep water areas. And so to me, it just, it creates a question there.
David Lee Corbin
And then when we have naval personnel telling me that we have these sightings.
Top Lobster
And that these, there's these underwater craft.
David Lee Corbin
They'Re chasing that are doing hundreds of.
Top Lobster
Miles an hour, and the best we've got is something that does maybe just.
David Lee Corbin
A little under 40 miles an hour.
Top Lobster
So I, I got a lot of.
David Lee Corbin
Questions about that stuff. And I, I mean, I got a lot of questions. The. Are you talking about, man? Why can't you just stand still for an interview?
Top Lobster
Because he's got places to be.
David Lee Corbin
Where's he got to be?
Top Lobster
He's a representative.
David Lee Corbin
He's.
Top Lobster
He's going to Israel.
David Lee Corbin
I got a ball to catch.
Top Lobster
I got a plane to catch.
David Lee Corbin
Dog crazy. I don't know, man. What do you, what do you think?
Top Lobster
I, I think that the secret's out or the, not just the secret, but like the initiative for these people to talk about this stuff. It's very popular. They want to talk about it they.
David Lee Corbin
Want to talk about.
Top Lobster
They've always wanted to talk about it.
David Lee Corbin
Is saying, was this guy he. And he may well have been. I don't know, was he on Rogan's show? So, I mean, not Rogan's show. Merkel show. So, yeah, talking about it gets you on that.
Top Lobster
Tim Burchett.
David Lee Corbin
Yes, that's his name. I don't know.
Top Lobster
Yeah, he was just on Rogan's show. I mean, I think I. Oh, Nancy, what do you want?
Nancy
$5 from Amen Rat. He says tinfoil hat just released. And I'm sorry, released episode 923. And it's about codes with donuts, but it's not about our code. But also.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, you made a bunch of noise with the last part that Nancy was saying. What is the last part?
Nancy
But isn't that hilarious?
Top Lobster
Yeah, look at that. Episode 923. AI, Occult Codes and the death of Charlie Kirk. A deep dive with Donut. Gotta ask Donut if they did that on purpose.
David Lee Corbin
Probably not.
Top Lobster
You know, it's gonna be very hard to schedule.
David Lee Corbin
It'll be very hard to schedule. And. And it goes to show you, like, these. These things. We. We asked if there was a spiritual hand and whether or not these people know that they're doing a certain thing in a certain code. Fascinating. Sam is a fed, says Neff Hunter. I guess maybe he is. Maybe Sam's a fed. He's my favorite fed. If he is my absolute favorite fed, I would say name a better fed than Sam. Tripoli.
Top Lobster
That is a crazy. Coinky dink.
David Lee Corbin
That is a crazy.
Top Lobster
I wonder if. Don't. Because. Yeah, usually when you're doing these things. To be honest, I'm not even looking at when the episode number will come out.
David Lee Corbin
Now I know we were episode 800.
Top Lobster
And there's no way to really tell because they could schedule like two. Two episodes that day, and then they record again throughout the week. Yeah, it's like if you. If you recorded with us, good luck figuring out what episode number you'd be.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, there'd be a spirit that would have to move us to make you a certain one.
Top Lobster
I actually, every time I post, I posted a bunch yesterday. But when I posted to our audio feed, I have to go and look up the previous episode because I don't even know what number it is. So it's one of those things that.
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Top Lobster
They just do.
David Lee Corbin
That is.
Top Lobster
That is a weird one.
David Lee Corbin
Madeline Brooks says a lot of insults through super chats.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that's what it's for.
David Lee Corbin
That's what it's for. Who is doing this podcast? Us. Us.
Top Lobster
Just the two people that you see. Me and David.
David Lee Corbin
Hi, Ricky, Lynn.
Top Lobster
All right. Question is that it's very strange.
David Lee Corbin
I don't know. I don't know what to. What to do with this guy. You know, the idea that we think of these UFOs as having come from out there, maybe they did a millennia ago, but now they're coming from the water. So he's like, he's insinuating that millennia ago, these things arrived here and then have been in subterranean submersible areas. Five to six of them is what he's saying. And, and that they're coming from there now. What do you know, you old man?
Top Lobster
They. They see. Yeah, no, I mean, they have. They have good intel on things coming in and out of the water. So they do know that stuff is going on. The, the interesting part is this is why, like, there's two things going on. Number like the first thing that's going on, we've got obviously the assassination with Charlie Kirk. And we have like, Israel going wild. There's donors, there's millions of dollars being thrown around. There's a lot of hearsay, this and that, on the underbelly of everything. We have Three Eye Atlas, we have our entire government. Besides visiting Israel, they're talking about uap, UFO in a way that they never have before, very comfortable way. They're like, happy to disclose the Information they. This guy specifically wants to get to the bottom of it a little bit more. But today we had Merkel release an episode with Nathaniel Gillis, who's been on our show. Check out.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, wait, Nathaniel Gillis. I. I was thinking the other guy. What's the other guy? That I can't say.
Top Lobster
Nathan Reynolds.
David Lee Corbin
Nathan Reynolds, Okay. I like Nathaniel Gillis. He crushes that guy.
Top Lobster
He does crush. He did an episode with us called Necronetics.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, it was a great episode.
Top Lobster
Actually. I had it pinned to the YouTube for a while. And his theory is that these things, that there is a. There is a singularity of phenomenon that is all related. So whether you're talking about Bigfoot, whether you're talking about this goose stuff or aliens or ghosts or anything like that, it's all the same phenomenon. It's going to present itself to you however you'd like to see it. The problem is, is we don't know how to classify it. But the guys that are doing the research, a lot of them end up dead. The thing that he told us, I don't remember if it was off air or on air. He told Tony on air, which I suggest everybody go listen to. He went to some of these, like some prominent ufologists house and they showed them, they showed him inside the house a shrine or a altar that they were building to these entities because these entities want to be worshiped. And in this case it was coinciding with aliens. In other cases it's a succubus figure.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
In other cases it's poltergeist.
David Lee Corbin
In other times it's a, it's an AI futinari succubi that you.
Top Lobster
It doesn't even matter. It's presenting itself how you want to see it, what it thinks you'll accept it as. And we're getting very like, like a dog, man. We're getting very close to the point where we're gonna have to talk about this and make sense of it. And like I, I told you yesterday or the day before, where, you know, Ian Carroll's talking about Charlie Kirk and Candace Owens. And I'm like, these guys are flying close to the sun. Could be a little bit dangerous. Dave Smith Thinking about these type of people really close to the sun. Tucker Carlson. But I feel like in, in a short amount of time, what we do on the show, even though we talk about our Jap producer, is going to be a little bit more dangerous than just the physical because we are moving break neck speed into that.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
Nobody knows how to Classify it.
David Lee Corbin
What we are is we're one sort of disaster. Whether or not there's an orchestrated disaster, catastrophe, horrific historical moment away from a hard pivot in a direction where censorship flies in the face of people like us talking about things that sound obtuse, sound crazy, but they'll, you know, once. Once this big event, whatever that big event would be.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Because it's like you don't know what you can and can't say until 911 happens. You don't know what you can and can't say until the world gets locked down. And Jeff Deucer does have a nice range. I kind of like Jap Ducer, but. Yeah. Yeah. So. So to your point. Yeah, we are getting really close to a climate where it'll be aimed at people like us, and then all we need is the right thing to happen, and then it's. It's on.
Top Lobster
Yeah, that's. That's happened to us before. Well, to. To me before, where we were making fun of a subject and we were just a little bit too ahead of the times. The First Tower Gang YouTube page got deleted because of that. I forgot the subject that we were making fun of, but it became. There was an event. It might have been, like trans stuff. It was an event that happened, and then all of a sudden was like, this was off limits. You can't say anything about it. It's like, well, we've got an entire portfolio talking about this.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Well, beforehand, there's no way to delete it. It's just there and then they. They backtrack and they're like, yeah, you can't say Nephilim, you know?
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, well, that's. That's an interesting thought. I mean, you already have the. The precedent for people in these deep underground military bases that aren't allowed to say the name of Jesus Christ. Right. And. Yeah, my wife. My wife. My wife was watching Tick Tock. And what does your wife do all.
Top Lobster
Does she just watch his Tick Tock.
David Lee Corbin
And shops at TJ Maxx.
Top Lobster
Incredible.
David Lee Corbin
And by the way, you want to talk about lines of division in this country with Republican versus Democrat, left versus right, black versus white, Ross versus TJ Maxx.
Top Lobster
Ross versus Good question.
David Lee Corbin
Ross shoppers versus TJ Maxx. TJ Maxx is better, obviously.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
And it's because Ross is kind of.
Top Lobster
Kind of.
David Lee Corbin
But my wife. My wife watching Ross.
Top Lobster
If you want to really compete in this kind of a field, like, they're.
David Lee Corbin
Good on the sneaker front, you can find some fun sneakers. Sneakers there. Yeah.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Listen, you Go to whatnot for sneakers. All right, baby. But, like, they're. They're. Their shelves are.
David Lee Corbin
Look at how well this matches my outfit.
Top Lobster
White. It's plain. The shelves are rusted out. TJ Maxx really cares a lot of black. A better organization depends where you go.
David Lee Corbin
Well, I mean, we're in the. We're in a nice area. Will cash app donations count towards the end goal? Oh, donations.
Top Lobster
That would be better.
David Lee Corbin
Is that better? Because then it's cashier Patel.
Top Lobster
Did you know that that's that guy's name?
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, I knew that when I first heard that, I was like, that's so stupid.
Top Lobster
It's like, there's no way.
David Lee Corbin
Stupid name. Yeah, we'll do it. We'll do it. But we can't have Nancy. Nancy can't read those because they would show up to phones.
Top Lobster
We'll figure it out.
David Lee Corbin
We'll figure it out.
Top Lobster
We're actually gonna have to figure out getting off of Patreon soon.
David Lee Corbin
That really pains me. Just because we watch the guys. Revenge of the Cysts lost their Patreon, and it was a stark reminder that that can happen to anybody, including us.
Top Lobster
I mean, they. We don't. We don't. We didn't do.
David Lee Corbin
What do they say? Let's say it on the show.
Top Lobster
I'm not gonna say it on the show because I don't mean it, but they asked one of their listeners to something to them, you know.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, no.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
To remove themselves permanently from this ethereal realm.
Top Lobster
Yeah. I'm like, that's not nice. We would never tell you to do that. Find Jesus.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, for sure.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Yeah. Don't do that.
David Lee Corbin
No. Anywho, let's get back into the content because I've lost our train of thought. Our collective train of thought. Let's scroll up.
Top Lobster
We have a collective train of thought.
David Lee Corbin
This is crazy. Yeah, let's get here. You want to read this one?
Top Lobster
Well, we're getting into the show. The part of the show now where I have been red pilling my wife. I do it in the shower.
David Lee Corbin
My wife.
Top Lobster
My wife.
David Lee Corbin
You pee on her and. You ever pee on your wife in the shower? I wouldn't do that.
Top Lobster
I don't tell her, though.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, yeah, you don't do that.
Top Lobster
Do you tell your wife?
David Lee Corbin
It's kind of, you know, it's like, oh, it's yellow in the dangle. All right, so you're red pilling your wife.
Top Lobster
Put peas in the chat. If you have. If you pee on your wife. On your wife's foot. Just a little in the shower.
David Lee Corbin
In the shower. Not in the real life.
Top Lobster
Yeah, just for like. Like it went like. Like when she. When she's complained throughout the day, you go. If you go quiet for a while. It's good, though. She never. She's never got fungus on her toes.
David Lee Corbin
She's straight, Matthew. Ass man.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we see you. Hello, peers.
David Lee Corbin
Okay, P dogs.
Top Lobster
I've been telling her and Mad at the coffee shop as well.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, you pee on him, too?
Top Lobster
I pee on weed tickets.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, no, it's weird.
Top Lobster
I'm like. I'm like, Matt, you've met me at a strange time in my life.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Oh, by the way, actually, let me see if I can pull this up for these people.
David Lee Corbin
Yep.
Top Lobster
Just departure after departure.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, my God. Subliminal messenger says, soap in the face, pee on the floor. That's rough. You don't do that. That's like a. That's an assault.
Top Lobster
That is. That is a wild. Okay, we're in the wrong.
David Lee Corbin
Hard RR says my mate shits in the shower then scoops it out.
Top Lobster
Who is your mate?
David Lee Corbin
I don't respect anybody that. That. If you're gonna do that, a waffle stomp is the only way.
Top Lobster
What do you mean? What do you mean by your mate?
David Lee Corbin
Do you mean like, he's like, Australian or something? Huh?
Top Lobster
That sounds kind of like me mate. That sounds like Tyler Robinson kind of stuff. Is that what you're talking about? Your mate?
David Lee Corbin
Look, Ricky Lynn says you want some diddy shite. Come on, Ricky Lynn, stop being ridiculous. You. You share a shower with your. With your loved, the love of your life, and you make a pee pee on him a little bit quick plug.
Top Lobster
For what we're going to be doing. We're doing a great Bible. Yeah, it'll be just like a straight up Bible study.
David Lee Corbin
I like that.
Top Lobster
That's a solo Bible study with Matt Hepner. We'll probably be airing it from our channel, and we're probably going to try to make a channel for him.
David Lee Corbin
So that way Matt is. Is being welcome to the NDS network.
Nancy
Oh, what is it, Nancy Sancho for $5? Well, I'm not gonna make moaning sounds, but he admiring your ankle?
Top Lobster
Oh, you like the ankle? It says.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, you could have just. Nancy, you could have just went in the very dry way that you say anything, and no one would have that. That's not a but. Yeah, I respect the decision. Nancy.
Top Lobster
Don't.
David Lee Corbin
Don't do. Don't do that. It's a Christian show and Scott is a nasty, nasty man.
Top Lobster
As I was saying, Scott, we're going to be doing a. Having a Bible study on this Christian show where it's just going to be Matt. And I mean, it's genius the way he's. He's. The way he's, like, going at it. He goes, I don't want it. Very disrespectful. Almost too. He goes, to me, he goes, he's talking to a customer. And he goes, yeah, I'm gonna be doing this and it'll be recorded. They'll help me, like, distribute it. And he's like, but the way I'm gonna do it is there's not going to be any intro. There's not going to be any plugs for anything. He's like.
David Lee Corbin
He's like, it's just not like these baggots.
Top Lobster
It's just kind of stupid when like. Like they say, like, the. That they're trying to sell and, like, how to pay them is like, none of that. Straight Bible, straight Bible. And I was like, can I put, like, what if I put, like, a little moving ad? Like, I was like, what if we made it? Like, it goes. And the pages open up and it goes. And then like an arrow.
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Top Lobster
So I'm gonna open up when you.
David Lee Corbin
Say, what if it was like an animated thing, right, and you had an arrow and he went, that's what Matt does anytime we ever present him with a conspiracy because he's straight Bible. He recoils in disgust at even the idea.
Top Lobster
I did it to him yesterday and I did it against him today.
David Lee Corbin
And he doesn't like it.
Top Lobster
No, I mean, but. Well, back to the main subject of what we were saying, Charlie Kirk.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, that's right.
Top Lobster
I'm like, yeah, yeah. With Matt, I'm. I'm red pilling him slowly because you have to tell people, like there's a big difference between just blatant anti Semitism which exists.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And then, and then the crimes, the crimes of Greater Israel.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, right, right.
Top Lobster
And then when you're talking about these things, like you're saying Jews, but I don't mean all Jews. I'm talking about these guys. And when you're saying Israel, like I don't. You don't hate Israel, but like there is a government working within it. There is a Israel in which Jesus died and lived. That is very important, I think, in, in the world. Like, I think that it's a, it's a special part of the. Take it this way. If you spill, if you spill blood on the spot, you make that into like a thinning, like a thin area in the universe.
David Lee Corbin
The blood of Jesus, you spill the.
Top Lobster
Blood of the son of God.
David Lee Corbin
Right.
Top Lobster
Something is very significant about that point also, like all the other historical stuff that's happening there. So, yes, very important spot. But I have to explain to him slowly about what's going on. And I'm giving him like little piece by piece and, and he's doing a. He struggle sessioning. He's like, well, what about time travel?
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Are you a time travel guy? And I go like this then. Oh, time travel. We talk about time going to skip the Mandela effect. You gonna skip that? We're going right to.
David Lee Corbin
I thought you were straight Bible.
Top Lobster
You were Bible talking about time travel, but time travel is biblical.
David Lee Corbin
And I was like, shut up, shut up, Matt.
Top Lobster
Shut up. What are you talking about? Let me, let me spin my thing and let me tell you exactly why. And it's just the amount of evidence as I presented to my wife in the shower, as I peed on her leg, as I, as I tell Matt in the shop and other people congregate around me.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And I go, look at holding court. Holding court, that's right. But the problem is that like it's such old hat because I've already done this. We've done this to the point where watch some old tower gang. I've made these jokes a billion times. And I wasn't joking. It was Funny, but I was being serious. And drag from the point of, you know, it wasn't cool to talk about Israel because you can get in trouble. Clint to. I'm sure if I checked his page now that's all he's talking about.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, yeah, that's me.
Top Lobster
I did that. Me. Nobody else.
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Top Lobster
I did these things. I changed. What do you mean? Time travel.
David Lee Corbin
Time travel. I don't know why. Like, that's just such a. I. I don't know. You don't. You don't need to have time.
Top Lobster
What a cop out.
David Lee Corbin
What? Yeah, time travel. Time travel is gay. Time travel to me has become the gayest of all concerns conspiracies. Time travel is so gay, dude, compared to. I would. I'll give me zombies. Actually, zombies are pretty high up on the list.
Top Lobster
Like, I prefer would think it's cool. Alternate dimensions. And then if we're going to talk.
David Lee Corbin
About time travel, that's still gay. Alternate dimensions is getting a little gay to me. Time travel's gotten gay to me. I don't know what's cool anymore. I mean, the return of Christ.
Top Lobster
Super, super cool. Unlike Matt. Time travel. How about they. They killed this guy on a menorah.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that?
Top Lobster
Look at the overhead view. How about that? They just chiseled out the area that he was murdered in and put new concrete or whatever. That is not. It's weird.
David Lee Corbin
How about. How about a rabbi wrote a letter of condolence to Charlie Kirk's family for the death of Charlie Kirk. That's not that crazy.
Top Lobster
Yeah, we'll pull. Let's pull that up now. This is what we were gonna pull up.
David Lee Corbin
How about he wrote that letter of condolence. Is this the one?
Top Lobster
This is the one. It's wild.
David Lee Corbin
September 2nd, several days before. Let's read the.
Top Lobster
Let's read the.
David Lee Corbin
The caption on it. Scroll up. I want to see what. What the people said.
Top Lobster
So El Yakobi, he's one of these younger Jews, Zionist influencers. Be respectful. Okay. The chief rabbi of Israel, Rabbi David Yosef, sent a letter of condolence this morning to Charlie Kirk's family. This morning. And he posted that. Well, El posted that, I assume today or like yesterday. A couple days ago. Breaking. This is from Adam, but it's also been reported by like a couple of other outlets who like again, to say like, these. This is actually like, you know, this is a reputable news source. Like, no, these are just. These are people on Twitter. These are individual reporters.
David Lee Corbin
There's no this Is no people's voice.
Top Lobster
Well, let's. Let's ask Grok.
David Lee Corbin
Hey, Grok, is this real?
Top Lobster
Hey, Grok. All right, so it says, it post this. Historical context, the timing. And let's ask it. Is this real?
David Lee Corbin
Is this real, Grok?
Top Lobster
Is real, yo.
David Lee Corbin
Is real, yo. Question mark. Question mark.
Top Lobster
Is real, yo. Think harder.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, we don't like when you think lightly. Think. Okay, so. So. But the idea here is.
Top Lobster
Seems informal and unclear.
David Lee Corbin
Informal. You want us to be formal?
Top Lobster
You know what I'm saying?
David Lee Corbin
Is this real, Dog? Aiming Rat says that letter is edited. This is a hoax. It was written on September 12, sorry to say. Ah, well, don't trust Ayman Rat.
Top Lobster
I don't trust him either. He just came on our show, gave us a whole bunch of.
David Lee Corbin
He lied to us over and over and over again. The letters date September. Let's confirm is there is a genuine or altered condolence letter. Was. Is real. Look, See? Oh, and sent around 12, two days after Kirk's assassination on September 20. The version of the letter shared on X appears to be photoshopped. Now, you gotta believe it. Aiming Rat said it. I mean, from. Because Grock said it. I. I trust Groko.
Top Lobster
You know what? I'm back. I'm back on to the tranny shooter now.
David Lee Corbin
All right, fine. It was a tranny. I'll allow it.
Top Lobster
We're not allowed to say that on YouTube, though.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, that's right. We're gonna take this down afterwards. Now, this is funny. Pick that one by Zirka. Okay, now that has ruined our.
Top Lobster
Yeah, fun.
David Lee Corbin
So this is weird. This is really weird. We had that moment where all these.
Top Lobster
Facts keep getting in my way of being anti Semitic.
David Lee Corbin
So this is the shooter, right? He's got a picture. It's him in his dorm room or something. He's got his computer. His roommate's not pictured here, but I'm sure he's off to the side.
Top Lobster
Can I just say, like, the. The conspiracy theories are abundant.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. Oh, it's so dense. He's got a picture on his. On his computer there. Now this, apparently, according to Zirka, who I don't like.
Top Lobster
I don't like him either.
David Lee Corbin
I don't like that dude. Has something to do with Cash Y app saying, if you're watching this, I.
Top Lobster
Don'T really mean that. I don't like you, but I really. I don't like.
David Lee Corbin
I don't like him. I don't really like him at all.
Top Lobster
I'm sure that I talked to him.
David Lee Corbin
He got beat up in public once that was fun. But. But so. So Cashy app says to the Charlie Kirk in a little see him in Valium Valhalla, which is because Cashiap is Indian and. And you know Charlie Kirk.
Top Lobster
Thanks for coming. Anorexic.
David Lee Corbin
Anorexic, dyslexic.
Top Lobster
He heard Sam Tripley shout out the show a lot. Nice. We just call. If you skip back. We called him a fed, but we didn't mean it.
David Lee Corbin
No, he's our favorite fed is what we said. We said, if he is a fed.
Top Lobster
Ask him why he aired donuts show on 923. Has he not watched the. The conspiracy episode? We did about 923 with Ayman Rat and subliminal message.
David Lee Corbin
Well, then he's listening and that's why laid out.
Top Lobster
We've laid out the facts and we're fed.
David Lee Corbin
So let this play.
Top Lobster
Okay, so therefore.
David Lee Corbin
Therefore, let this play. It's not.
Top Lobster
What is it? Goat Island.
David Lee Corbin
Goat Island Marine Reserve. The closer you look, the weirder it gets. So here's the island in real life that was on homeboy's computer. Let her rip. And yeah, here we go. It's a beautiful island. Pause. Okay, so we have a couple of points of interest. Goat Island Marine Reserve. Ocean view from every angle. JNs Galia and Valhalla Danish House happens to be on there. And I thought this was fun. I mean, it's an interesting thing that there's a place called Valhalla on the screen of the shooter in one of these pictures.
Top Lobster
I believe you fit right in.
David Lee Corbin
Ah, that's right. Here. Letter, letter. Valhalla is the name of an Indian restaurant. Is that. There you go. That's what it looks like. Valhalla. And let this guy talk to my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla. It feels like we started Messages from Mom early.
Top Lobster
Yeah, right.
David Lee Corbin
This is.
Top Lobster
This is why I've been so disheartened the last week. The entirety of the Internet has just been messages from Mom. I am. I'm excited to see what. Oh, shout out Barry Texan.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Top Lobster
Very.
David Lee Corbin
It's. It's Keisha who outdocs Keisha. I don't think she's in the chat. I know there was a. The one from Petey Pablo. Freak Elite. Bonisha Keisha, Rwanda. Freak Elite. Tyresa, Shonisha Laquanda.
Top Lobster
Oh, yeah, Freakily, bro.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, there she is. Thank you. So Keisha did the little intro for Messages for Moms, which we will get to. We will get to. What do you think about that Valhalla thing?
Top Lobster
I mean, I'm feeling very distracted by this name here. I like it.
David Lee Corbin
Mother's Fried Chicken.
Top Lobster
I don't know what it means, but I'm not even gonna read your comment.
David Lee Corbin
Robin. I love Robin. Robin's in the chat.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbin
So. So we have this island. The island is on homeboy's computer. Isn't that fun?
Top Lobster
It is fun. It's just one more thing.
David Lee Corbin
It's just one more thing. And it's very light. There's not much to go on.
Top Lobster
Piss rolls down my wife's leg. Yeah. And I tell her, did you know.
David Lee Corbin
That the shooter had a picture of an island? And on the island it says Valhalla? And Gash Yap said that he's gonna see, you know, Kirk and Valhalla.
Top Lobster
I'm like, did you know that the same guy that said that the. The tranny shot him is the same guy that just said that Epstein didn't not just didn't kill himself.
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By GoFundMe, but also didn't traffic children. I'm like, it's. It's kind of wild.
David Lee Corbin
Did you know that the guy that came out and said, shoot me, shoot me with his pants around his ankle just got popped for pedophilic.
Top Lobster
Some cp.
David Lee Corbin
Baby cp. There he is right there. Let's bring him up too. Guys. What is going on? Psyop season at the turn of the year. January, we called it Psyop season. That was a dry run for this. George Zinn, the man who falsely told police he shot Charlie Kirk moments after the attack, has now been charged with possessing child porn. And this is the same man who also called it a bomb threat after the Boston.
Top Lobster
If you want to get a Psyop.
David Lee Corbin
Season, it's a great shirt.
Top Lobster
And go over here and grab one before I get hit, apparently with some kind of copyright. And I got to take this one down, too.
David Lee Corbin
Eli Must just emailed me, said, I don't like the.
Top Lobster
I don't like that. You got my thing on there.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, take that down.
Top Lobster
I saw Elon to kick rocks, but these Chinese people don't play around.
David Lee Corbin
Kick rocks and suck Elon musk.
Top Lobster
This is a Christian.
David Lee Corbin
Ah, geez. We're really getting carried away, huh? Okay, so I think it's just really funny that there's a. Let's look at his face. That looks like the. The look of a guy who is a patsy. Leader of Charlie Kirk, who also.
Top Lobster
Oh.
Nancy
Oh, Nancy, for $5, Xerox says if you read this, you're gay.
Top Lobster
Dang.
David Lee Corbin
Wait, which who's gay now?
Top Lobster
Well, Nancy's.
David Lee Corbin
Nancy. Nancy, you're gay.
Top Lobster
That's why we don't read.
David Lee Corbin
That's right.
Top Lobster
No more.
David Lee Corbin
Thank you. Zero.
Top Lobster
I don't think this guy did it. I don't think he's got.
David Lee Corbin
Which one. Which one didn't. Didn't shoot Charlie Kirk, didn't have the child porn, didn't call in the bomb threat, didn't call in and say the Al Qaeda committed.
Top Lobster
That's what I'm saying. Matt, hold on a second. Matt. Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Where is he at?
Top Lobster
He's probably pouring coffee somewhere. But what I'm. What I'm saying is you're talking about time travel. I'm talking about mind control.
David Lee Corbin
I'm talking about mind travel.
Top Lobster
I'm talking about mind control, baby. This guy is another patsy. He said. This is what he said. Now I'm telling my wife as I peed on her leg.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
This guy said that. My gut instinct when I heard the shot and I saw Charlie go down was to create a distraction for the shooter to escape. Your gut instinct? I don't know.
David Lee Corbin
This guy said that.
Top Lobster
That's what this guy said to the police. You know what? Talk to the people for a second, because I'm gonna. I have to find that.
David Lee Corbin
There's also the. The multiple angles that you're seeing where like, one guy in a white shirt kind of, like, rolls over. He. Oh, he's got like one arm bent at a 90 degree, another arm like this. And what happens is, first he's got his hands down here. Then his elbow raises up here. Let me see if I. Then his elbow raises up like that. And then it's a recoil and it looks like he gets shot. Okay, here we go. There's more.
Top Lobster
One says Zinn admits to the feds that he gets sexually aroused by children. I think that's complete.
David Lee Corbin
This is crazy. This guy has got a real. He's busy.
Top Lobster
There was. I'm trying to find a more direct quote, but there's one up here that says right here, george Hodge Hodgson Zinn.
David Lee Corbin
George Hodge twins.
Top Lobster
In Shout out to the Hodge twins, he admitted to helping the shooter escape, claiming it was instinct. Zinn also appeared in 911 video. He also appeared.
David Lee Corbin
He also did a thing after the Boston bombing. And so. So here we go. What I. Atlas says that's funny. The palm shooter. The palm gun shooter, too. Have you seen that?
Top Lobster
I did.
David Lee Corbin
It's a dude. It looks like he's kind of a military guy, too. And he. And he all of a sudden, like, kind of does this jammy and his hand kick. Liking it. And it looks like he shot Charlie Kirk there.
Top Lobster
It's. So I get my news from a guy. Oh, Former pro wrestler slash stripper pro wrestler Val Venus.
David Lee Corbin
No. Is this really Val Venus? This is the.
Top Lobster
He follows me.
David Lee Corbin
I thought this was a meme page.
Top Lobster
Hello, ladies. No, this is the real.
David Lee Corbin
This is the. The Val Venus.
Top Lobster
The valve.
David Lee Corbin
Let's go.
Top Lobster
He follows me because I used to be a libertarian. And I guess so did he. So what? This is very cool.
David Lee Corbin
Anarchist.
Top Lobster
To be honest, one of my most coveted followers.
David Lee Corbin
Awesome.
Top Lobster
Let's.
David Lee Corbin
Let's show. Let's see real quick.
Top Lobster
Couldn't give a. About Bridget Fantasy.
David Lee Corbin
No. That witch.
Top Lobster
But here we go. He's been going crazy. Now I'm gonna.
David Lee Corbin
I'm not gonna lie. This is pretty. There's a guy, you know, I go.
Top Lobster
Look, he's got his thing. He's doing a thing. Something in his fingers, hands. And bang. I think the problem with this is that the exit wound is clearly on the other side.
David Lee Corbin
Is it? I don't know, man. I don't know anything.
Top Lobster
There's a big hole on the other side of Charles.
David Lee Corbin
I'm so fucking stupid, dude. Oh.
Top Lobster
Oh. Well, maybe someone could tell us. Somebody with money.
Nancy
Nancy amon rat. For $5, Eamon, you're gonna be.
Top Lobster
I'm gonna be broke, dog. What do you do?
David Lee Corbin
What does he do?
Nancy
We just talked about this. Yesterday there were drones seen at the event. This dude is a puppet for frequency manipulation.
Top Lobster
Yes.
David Lee Corbin
So are you aiming, Rat?
Top Lobster
Yeah, I agree. Oh, he's saying Howard Zinn is a puppet for frequency manipulation.
David Lee Corbin
Amon Rat is a Manchurian Candidate.
Top Lobster
Aimon Rat is saying that. Are you saying that the drones were emitting a frequency?
David Lee Corbin
Are the drones in the room with us now? Amon Rat?
Top Lobster
No. I mean, it's an interesting idea because there were drones overhead and they certain certainly weren't looking for anybody on rooftops, which you'd think like just a clear sweep.
David Lee Corbin
This is.
Top Lobster
This should be standard operating procedure. It's like. Like it's a 200 drone. You put a little camera on it and you can continually sweep the area.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. Very easy, very fast.
Top Lobster
Nobody did this.
David Lee Corbin
Literally. A teenager could do it with an app and a drone.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Extreme ownership. Right. Shout out this. It's crazy, the amount of people that are tied to this.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, well, it's, It's. It's kind of the gift that keeps on giving. We talked about in a previous show, this could be picked apart for generations to come. And I think that was the point. The point was to make this so messy and so busy. There's so many moving parts. There's so many red herrings and false rabbit trails to go down on this. It's going to keep people busy for a long time. They're gonna write a bunch of stupid books. You know, just like all these JFK people. It's like when people bring up the murder of jfk. I could not care less anymore. I do not care. I didn't care about the assassination of the JFK when I was a young. Conspiracy.
Top Lobster
My kids are not going to care about this.
David Lee Corbin
No.
Top Lobster
Why would you care?
David Lee Corbin
Well, I'm just saying, you know, it's like, so. So the point people think is to find. And I go, that's not the point. In my opinion, the point is what happens next. That's the point. Let's. Let's bring up some more stuff. I know we got a couple of more things and then we'll get into maybe messages for mom. Not the ping pong guy again. Please don't do that.
Top Lobster
Sorry.
David Lee Corbin
No, you're going too high. You want to talk about British vision?
Top Lobster
I mean, do you want to talk about bridge of fantasy for a minute? I guess.
David Lee Corbin
Well, it's interesting because I do think that's pretty funny. Bridget Fetishy is walking around with this. With this. This triple moon symbol, which is clearly witchcraft. And, And I don't know who she is or what she do. Is she a comedian? Like, what. What does she do? I don't understand.
Top Lobster
It's kind of like I don't. I don't want to be disrespectful of female comedians, but they say that they are, and then I don't laugh as much.
David Lee Corbin
Is she one? No idea.
Top Lobster
I don't know what a prerequisite for a comedian is anymore.
David Lee Corbin
You know what's funny on this topic?
Top Lobster
She's got a podcast.
David Lee Corbin
Okay.
Top Lobster
But it's not good.
David Lee Corbin
They say her podcast sucks, according to Meet Cavern. Okay, here we go. Biblical Hitman says the field we are in, what would be an outcome after this would be to destabilize and cause commotion and then build a narrative to censor content so that people demand true information. Information.
Top Lobster
I mean, that's one of the things that they're already doing. So the. The bake a cake thing that Republicans are fought for for so long now, they're saying print shops have to print memorializations for Charlie Kirk. Yeah, they have to do that. And this is. They're gonna fight among this. Pam Bondi is going to fight with people about this.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, she used to write for Playboy.
Top Lobster
I don't even know what that means.
David Lee Corbin
Nobody read that, so that's weird. Yeah.
Top Lobster
I know that she's been on Rogan a bunch. I know that she follows me for. I'm not sure why and what. So. So she says something like this, we'll go back to Bridget Fantasy. We'll talk to. Talk about it for a second. But this is not. This is not about Bridget Fantasy. This is about all. All the people online. And. And there are groups of them. So there are people who, number one, are defending and toeing the line for Israel.
David Lee Corbin
Okay, There are people. I think that's the lowest level, the most malicious. The most malicious.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah. Then there are people who don't know what's going on. That's like. And I get it. I get it. This. It's a lot. There's a lot of backstory you got to catch up on to understand this stuff. Like. Like Matt doesn't know what. What's going on.
David Lee Corbin
He's like, whoa, I'm straight Bible.
Top Lobster
Whoa, bro. Straight Bible. Didn't I tell you? Did you see that? We don't even play intros here, right? Plugs. What?
David Lee Corbin
Animation plugs. Straight Bible.
Top Lobster
Just a Bible.
David Lee Corbin
What do you mean?
Top Lobster
What do you mean, dude?
David Lee Corbin
Well, here, let's read this from Dave Smith.
Top Lobster
It's like. I'm like, Bible and time travel Devil. We gotta show them.
David Lee Corbin
Real. Candace Owens had a phenomenal podcast.
Top Lobster
Oh, wait, but there's. There's more classifications of people. Oh, yeah, yeah. The people who don't know, and then there's people like her who are operating on emotion. And there's a lot of people like this, where it's like, a man just died. We can't. We can't. Like, I. I think Louis J. Gomez made a good point about making the jokes about this. He was like, the best comedians were making jokes about 911 on 9 12. Yeah, that's actually in the. I think that's in the Legion of Skanks intro where they're talking about, like, the. Yeah, they said the best jokes were made on the best 911 jokes were made on 9 12. Yeah, like, yeah, okay, I get it. But you have to let people talk about this stuff. There's other people, like the quartering, that are saying, if you're blaming Israel, you're an idiot.
David Lee Corbin
You know, which is crazy and disingenuous. Like, dude, there's so many things. You got to cut somebody's slack because there's so many things that are pointing to Israel. Well, yeah, and even if you think that that's a. A lie or whatever, like, cut people some slack, because there's a lot of.
Top Lobster
Things on the other side of it. Ian Carroll, who is gay, we've confirmed. Yes, Candace Owens. They are blaming Israel outright. And we are in a way, too. But, like, it's. It's in. It's. Honestly, I'm doing it in. Jess, if we're going to be, like, realistic. I'm just saying I am suspicious.
David Lee Corbin
What did I tweet today? Because we're not exactly.
Top Lobster
Look at what you tweet.
David Lee Corbin
You took. You said the words exactly.
Top Lobster
But you do.
David Lee Corbin
You say that on every single thing I tweet. You just say exactly.
Top Lobster
I just agree with them, so shut up.
David Lee Corbin
But what I said was.
Top Lobster
Did I say that?
David Lee Corbin
You did. And I said. You retweeted. You said exactly. Here. Let's bring it up so I could read it. Keep going, keep going. No, it's. You're getting close to it. You're just arguing with so many people. There it is.
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David Lee Corbin
Okay, so I did say exactly. You said exactly. I said, it looks like it's Israel, but then I said, it also looks like we're being dogged. Walked to that conclusion.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it really does.
David Lee Corbin
By Israel.
Top Lobster
By Israel.
David Lee Corbin
And then I said, ultimately, I'm unbothered.
Top Lobster
I'm kind of bothered. I don't like it.
David Lee Corbin
I just, you know me, I just.
Top Lobster
I don't appreciate the attempt.
David Lee Corbin
Right? And then people were like, well, why? What? Okay, people. One dude was like, why would that be the case? Can you say that? It's like, do you not realize, like, the name of the game with Israel seems to be, at least from where I'm sitting, acceleration in regards to their prophecies, their biblical prophecy, their biblical prophecies.
Top Lobster
And in the end, like, I, it's.
David Lee Corbin
To force the arrival of their Moshe.
Top Lobster
Not to bring up Matt again. But, but you, Matthew, time travel. No, it's, it's. Well, all the nations will turn on Israel, right? And he's right. But the problem is, like, well, how will that happen? By their own hand? Because if I wanted all the nations that way to turn on me, I would do what they're doing.
David Lee Corbin
And you would go, well, why would you want all the nations to turn on you? Because it forces, in their opinion, in some of their opinions, these Rabbinic Jews, the, the. The emergence of their moshiach, their Messiah, not Jesus Christ. Christians would identify this individual as the Antichrist, more than likely. Or there's a part of Christians that think, well, they're going to be real surprised when it is Jesus, you know, like, coming back for the second time. It's the second coming, Jesus. And the Jews go, ah, son of a. Could you. Would you believe that? But they do that. Think about the red. Heifers right? They are endlessly scouring the earth for what, like hundreds of years or something? Remember how happy those Jews were when they found those candidates for the red heifer sacrifice out of that, you know, genetically modified whatever ranch in Texas? They were talking how generations and generations and generations of rabbinic Jews have been waiting for this moment and what is it so that they can burn these heifers, sanctify the tools that they're going to use to. To erect the third temple in the ashes of these heifers. Everything about them is accelerating.
Top Lobster
By the way, most of these, like, not most, but a bunch of these people were Daily Wire employee employees. I forget the woman's name, whatever. I can't remember her name, but she was like, isn't this great? Isn't this fantastic? And then people like the goyim were reminding her, like, not fantastic, right? This means that we're headed towards the end of the world. And it seems like you guys are, like, doing it.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And then she, like, back. They back off. And then you don't hear anything about the red heifer for a while.
David Lee Corbin
Everything in the Talmud, it talks about the goyum and the nations all turning on Israel once they realize basically what they've done.
Top Lobster
Infuriating, because I. I don't. I'm not interested. I'm not interested in it. I don't like. I don't like kosher food. I don't even go down that aisle.
David Lee Corbin
Well, I don't drink the hot dogs. They make good hot dogs.
Top Lobster
No, no, no. I buy the other stuff. I buy that. There's like, other American hot dogs that are better. I don't buy the. Although. Matzah.
David Lee Corbin
Have you ever had matzo ball soup, dog? Wow, good.
Top Lobster
Probably the only thing they make.
David Lee Corbin
Dude, shut your mouth. Bagels. Proper bagels from the Northeast. What are you talking about?
Top Lobster
Is that a Jewish thing? I guess so.
David Lee Corbin
I'm pretty sure that's a. That's like undisputed Jewish thing. So my point is, bro, they like it. Carbohydrates.
Top Lobster
That's a. This is an argument.
David Lee Corbin
They nail the carbohydrates. They nail sandwiches. A good pickle.
Top Lobster
You know what it is? The sandwich is like a handheld thing because they're always good going.
David Lee Corbin
They're on the move. Oh, yeah. They have to take whatever they can carry. Unbelievable.
Top Lobster
Too much. Yeah, it's too much.
David Lee Corbin
It's too much.
Top Lobster
But then, see, I can't. I can't even make fun, make jokes. We can't have fun.
David Lee Corbin
I'm having fun. I don't like that you're in a place where you're not having fun. This isn't perturbs me.
Top Lobster
Look at what they doing.
David Lee Corbin
This was fun. How do you not think this is fun?
Top Lobster
Look what they doing to your boy.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, this is fun. This is crazy. It's not a.
Top Lobster
As.
David Lee Corbin
I'm.
Top Lobster
As. I'm as. As the, the. The piss dry rolls down my wife's leg. I. I pull my phone. I don't care if it gets wet.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
I say, look at this.
David Lee Corbin
Yep. Look at it. Yeah. You know what that means at the bottom? Well, what does it mean?
Top Lobster
What is the picture first? I mean, it's a picture of an AI picture, which. Let me tell you something.
David Lee Corbin
Picture.
Top Lobster
Boomers love AI. It is in the villages, they did a vigil for Charlie Kirk and they were printing out big pictures in. It's like Charlie Kirk, but he's like turning into an eagle and an American flag. And I was like, did they draw that?
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
No, it's AI, but the boomers.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. Do you think that Matt knows that all the paintings in his. That's all a coffee ship shopper, AI. And he goes, there's a lady that paints him. I go, she's a lady that lies to you, man.
Top Lobster
How much did you pay her?
David Lee Corbin
How much did you pay that lady? This is a wonderful picture. And I don't know what the prophet problem is.
Top Lobster
There's a lady that's typing in prompts.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
To chat GPT.
David Lee Corbin
Well, because a lot of them are the same things. Like it's a. It's a. It's this. The severing of the head of Goliath in a few different styles.
Top Lobster
Yeah. I like it though.
David Lee Corbin
It's great. I like the vibe that it creates. But it's, it's a.
Top Lobster
Who did this? Who's responsible for this? Who done it? For the audio listeners, it says, the great Charlie Kirk, rest in peace. And then at the bottom it's, it's a, it's an AI image, which this is like. This gets into Q, right?
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. Because Q is saving Israel for last.
Top Lobster
Dude, I don't even know anymore. Right. But AI will tell you like this. And then it'll, it'll. It'll give you a picture and then it'll give you a random word. At the bottom it's like. How about these words?
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, yeah, right.
Top Lobster
What they mean?
David Lee Corbin
Shlomo.
Top Lobster
Shlomo Perl.
David Lee Corbin
What's that mean?
Top Lobster
Well, upon further investigation, Shlomo Pearl means it's a. It's a Yiddish slang for useful idiot.
David Lee Corbin
Huh? Is that true?
Top Lobster
It's. Yes, it's a term. That's what?
David Lee Corbin
Grok.
Top Lobster
Hey, yeah, let me ask. Grok. Hey, Grok. Hey, Grok. What is that? Why. Why is this.
David Lee Corbin
Let's ask it. Yeah. We forgot we had Nancy. We could have asked her, but we're just so caught up in the moment. How you doing, Nancy? Good. Are you running water? All right, all right. What is Slow Mo Pearl? Okay. Schlomo Pearl. Also. Could you scroll up? It said it to us. Also known as solely Soli, Pearl was a notable figure with a complex and dramatic life story. I don't believe this. Actually, this feels. Shlomo Pearl was born in April 21, 1925 in Peen Germany.
Top Lobster
Let's do this. Because I'm not getting. I'm not getting what I want right now. So I'm gonna ask it more specific question. We'll just put it into. Into the.
David Lee Corbin
Because it'll. Somebody will tell us. Somebody will lie to us and somebody will tell us the truth.
Top Lobster
Brian. Brian. Where's Brian?
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, Brian. It's like homo.
Top Lobster
This is it here. We'll put this on the stage so people.
David Lee Corbin
Okay, so in Israeli slang, Shlomo Pearl or Shlomo Perel describes a gullible patsy, someone so naive they fall for tricks and metaphorically disappear into them without a trace. The term comes from a Hebrew pun. Shlomo is a common name in Pearl.
Top Lobster
Well, read this bottom the. The second yellow.
David Lee Corbin
Okay. Schlomo Pearl, 1925-2023. Jewish Holocaust survivor who brilliantly deceived the Nazis by posing as an Aryan Joseph Peters, and even joined the Hitler Youth to survive. So there's two different things. It's either a dude who's really clever or a really gullible. What?
Top Lobster
They have one of these in.
David Lee Corbin
What is it? That's literally polar opposites.
Top Lobster
Yeah, but they have one of these in. In Spanish as well. It's.
David Lee Corbin
That's.
Top Lobster
I forget the name of the guy, but Story. No, no. There's a story of a guy that is a clever guy that kind of avoids tricks. Man. Whatever. I'll think about.
David Lee Corbin
That's weird though, because it is like.
Top Lobster
So. But back to the picture. Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Now you decide the context. Is it about a clever guy who deceives.
Top Lobster
For the audio listeners are our. Which is our main bulk here. It says the great Charlie Kirk, rest in peace. And then it's a picture of Donald Trump. This is all AI generated behind Donald Trump is the American flag and a picture of Charlie Kirk teeth are a little bit too big for Charlie Kirk. His gums are too aligned for it not to be AI behind him. The Israeli flag at the bottom is just Shlomo Perel, Shlomo Pearl. It's. It's just bizarre.
David Lee Corbin
It is bizarre.
Top Lobster
It's like if I like it if you wanted to put this up or is this a pit? Like what the.
David Lee Corbin
That looks like a gigantic building sized poster on the side of a building. Like this is not a small thing. So it is bigger than the trees.
Top Lobster
He says Don Quixote. It is Don Quixote. There's another guy too. There's, there's a bunch of these type of characters and I assume that they're throughout culture. But like it's the same idea.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
This also, I, I saw a picture of this on a building as well. I don't know if this is on a building as well. It's just bizarre.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, that's interesting. Atma says it implies Kirk disappeared and isn't dead because the secondary. But that was Perel. But I mean, you know, whatever. That's an interesting.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Way to look at it. There's just a lot of interpretations there. He could either be the clever guy who disappeared and isn't dead or he can be the useful idiot.
Top Lobster
So, so now Trump is playing the Q game again. Or both. Or you're calling him. You're, you're implying that there is a patsy, which we have Pat like programming a patsy. I'm actually going to air that one on audio. Pay attention to that with Austin Picard. That'll be dropping sooner than later.
David Lee Corbin
Her mother fried chicken. I says, yeah, there's a bunch of people who are convinced he was central casting the whole time and was never real. Well, that's, that's on the table. I'm not going to say that's not on the table.
Top Lobster
Charlie Kirk wasn't real.
David Lee Corbin
You know, like in the sense of, you know, Donald Trump is constantly saying the expression central casting. Central casting. I get all these people, oh, dude, you've never seen the central casting videos. It is insane. He makes that reference constantly, constantly over his first presidency and this terms. I don't know if he's still doing it, but it was, oh, we gotta think of doo doo.
Nancy
For $5. Amon Rat says, I opened a third line of credit to hear Nancy say horrible things about you guys. Nancy, please say the worst thing you can think of about Top and Raven.
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Nancy
Thank you.
Top Lobster
No, she's not allowed to, but I appreciate the money. Keep sending it. Nancy, don't you dare.
David Lee Corbin
I am curious.
Top Lobster
Oh, here's. Here's a video. Can we watch this video of him saying. I guess. Is this one of him saying central casting?
David Lee Corbin
Did she just call us the N word?
Top Lobster
I think so. I think so. Not nice. Who taught you that language?
David Lee Corbin
Who taught you that word? Okay, let's. Let's bring this up here. Central casting.
Top Lobster
Here we go.
David Lee Corbin
I had a very good vice president. Did a good job till the end. I disagreed with him very strongly. I still do. But I had a guy central casting. He was. But I don't think vice presidents have any impact.
Top Lobster
What?
David Lee Corbin
Let it know, let it make no sense person. I was like, central casting central. Hey, you know what? Any central casting. Look at that guy. Central casting. These are central casting. If I'm doing a movie, I pick you. General central casting. Very impressive. Oh, you're central casting. Look at these. This man, central casting. I watch him all the time. Central casting.
Top Lobster
What the does that mean?
David Lee Corbin
So the.
Top Lobster
Now you're making me curse.
David Lee Corbin
The implication, and this is a Christian show, is that, you know, a lot of these big players have been removed from the stage. A lot of what you're seeing is just acting and going through the motions because the Patriots who are in control, meaning Q and all these other guys, have already secured many of these characters. But they cannot pull the curtain back on the public because we'll go.
Top Lobster
I want to believe it. I want to believe it, but I'M pretty sure we saw a kid die.
David Lee Corbin
Well, oh, in, in Charlie Kirk.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Who's an adult man.
Top Lobster
But again, then you have this from Donald Trump. What is going on?
David Lee Corbin
Well, go back. I want to listen to more central casting. It's because it goes on and on.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbin
He's a real talent, a real guy and he is central casting.
Top Lobster
I'm gonna. A T shirt is gonna replace the Nagash shirt. Essential casting. Also, guys, if you don't like what I'm saying. I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying no.
David Lee Corbin
We're in the name of a restaurant.
Top Lobster
Name of a reputable restaurant. A delicious, best noodles in the game.
David Lee Corbin
I agree. Central casting. The central casting. The red suspenders. Handsome, beautiful, smart. You. You couldn't get better central cast. Casting. He is great in every way. Any central casting. I mean, this is.
Top Lobster
What does that mean?
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, I'm telling you that the, the, like I said, the implications are that Donald Trump is Q plus. And he's saying that what we're seeing, which you know, put a feather in my hat, is all theater and that we're looking at many actors and he's constantly high level. High level. At the highest levels, it's theater. And, and yeah, that these are all.
Top Lobster
I've never seen this. And I know a lot of stuff about Donald Trump. I don't know.
David Lee Corbin
Well, yeah, but do you know a lot of stuff about this, this, the, the almost certain psyop that is run by a conjunction of military intelligence and artificial intelligence that is designed to encapture the attention of, you know, above average but still sub level critical thinkers into, you know, lulling them into a false sense of security.
Top Lobster
Patients are in control in the villages over there. I'm telling. I mean, I love them.
David Lee Corbin
That's QAnon Central.
Top Lobster
It's QAnon. I mean, well, there's blue and on in there too.
David Lee Corbin
What is that? I don't know. What blue?
Top Lobster
The other side of it.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, the gay.
Top Lobster
Yeah. But QAnon Central, like for the Charlie Kirk Memorial, I was watching on Facebook, they had a guy singing proud to be an American and I'm proud to.
David Lee Corbin
Be an American where at least I know I'm free.
Top Lobster
Like, yeah, like with all this stuff.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And I'm just looking at. And I'm just like, oh, man. Like, it's so, so bad. Like, and, and part of me is like they're trying to pay respect.
David Lee Corbin
Sure.
Top Lobster
I get it, man.
David Lee Corbin
It's like, like with the glasses and.
Top Lobster
An eagle and fireworks and I'm just Like, oh, yeah. Part of me. It's like, kind of hate you.
David Lee Corbin
I kind of hope the race war comes.
Top Lobster
Kind of hate. I'm considering.
David Lee Corbin
Well, for. Joe Biden had a vigil here in the villages. A village vigil.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
And, yeah, there was a. There was a fight.
Top Lobster
There was a fight, yes. It's just everyone's losing their mind everywhere. Nobody knows what's going on. But it doesn't change the fact that this guy didn't climb on the roof and do that. There's. Let's move on to the text messages. There are text messages that I like those.
David Lee Corbin
The sexy text messages.
Top Lobster
Text, sexy. I'm good. My love.
David Lee Corbin
My love.
Top Lobster
I'm going, dude.
David Lee Corbin
I regret to inform you that I have killed.
Top Lobster
Do you remember those bullets that I inserted described on the time I held.
David Lee Corbin
You in your furry suit and stroked your tail?
Top Lobster
I'm laying on this roof right now and all I could think about is the smell of your decaying muscy. It's like, no, no, none of that happened. That's not. That's not true.
David Lee Corbin
Why not, though?
Top Lobster
Because we just.
David Lee Corbin
People are.
Top Lobster
Well, yes. People that believe it. Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Well, I saw somebody say that I have.
Top Lobster
My wife.
David Lee Corbin
My wife. A quote. This is not my. But somebody said, I have spent enough time in Reddit chat room to actually be unsurprised by any of this. Weird. And it's kind of like, you know, so. So it's like, all right, well, maybe they are like. I'm not saying the text messages are.
Top Lobster
Real.
David Lee Corbin
Not to sound terrible, but if they do, don't slurp disrespectfully into the microphone to. You know, I guess at the risk of sounding like a monster, if they wrap up the.
Top Lobster
It's a prebiotic. Is it good? Yeah. After this, I'm gonna drink my mid biotic soda and then my postbiotics and.
David Lee Corbin
I'm over here just sipping a la quiet like a gentleman dog.
Top Lobster
High level. What we're looking at, maybe it's just crazy. It's disrespectfully crazy that they're gonna, like, you know, there's something for everybody.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And the people that want to believe. You want to believe that it was the trannies. And trust me, I'm with you. Take their gun.
David Lee Corbin
I want to believe.
Top Lobster
No, no, I don't mean that.
David Lee Corbin
I do.
Top Lobster
I don't mean. I don't need any more death threats.
David Lee Corbin
I do not need any death threats. You can see how that went. I don't know, man.
Top Lobster
Nancy, edit that out.
David Lee Corbin
Nancy, what do you think was it. Was it the transition shooter? I don't know.
Top Lobster
Well, there you go.
David Lee Corbin
I don't know.
Top Lobster
What I'm saying is that it mostly listen. Could have been. But if it is. If it is, let's consider MK Ultra, which was certainly sure at play.
David Lee Corbin
Well, like I said, it is much easier to. To hold that state of disassociation.
Top Lobster
How about time travel?
David Lee Corbin
How about it? It's much. It's much. It's much easier to maintain a state of disassociation if when you look in the mirror, it doesn't look like you. It looks like a lady with a mussy.
Top Lobster
He wasn't though.
David Lee Corbin
No, no, but I'm saying every time there's a trans shooter situation, something about.
Top Lobster
The long chin of. Of a person makes. Makes them more suggestible to these frequencies for whatever reason.
David Lee Corbin
All right, we gotta antenna.
Top Lobster
We gotta back up a little bit.
David Lee Corbin
Okay.
Top Lobster
Because there's a lot going on. So we have the text messages. This is nonsense. This. We know this is a lie kind.
David Lee Corbin
Of almost sex messages.
Top Lobster
But yeah, we've got the fake moon landing stuff which I like when the.
David Lee Corbin
Guy by the way is representative. What the hell ever was like I kind of found it endearing the text message exchange between the shooter and his investigate that guy.
Top Lobster
They're like, what Investigate?
David Lee Corbin
Charming. Oh, Chen Uygur, whose name is not. It's just kind of a noise. Cash Patel just said that Tyler Robinson wrote a physical note explaining he was the one who killed Charlie Kirk. Unfortunately, the note was destroyed, but we still know what it said and to which I replied.
Top Lobster
Kind of like the telemetry data for the moon. Yes, we've seen it all, baby. You. You're gonna stop. Look at me, Israel. You're gonna. You're gonna stop. You're gonna give us better psyops. We deserve better from you. You can't keep doing this. This, you can't do that. You can't do the text messages. You can't do this to us. You can't do. You can't tell us that you found. So the guy that you have in custody. Yeah. You found his DNA after. Sure, you got him in custody. You found it on a screwdriver on the roof and he found it on a towel take apart the rad somewhere.
David Lee Corbin
Right, Right.
Top Lobster
So yeah, you're telling us that. I mean, listen, nothing's off the table. The guy shoots, he takes apart his rifle, he scores, he spits on the. He's. Yeah, you spit on it.
David Lee Corbin
Right, because you got a wet wait.
Top Lobster
And then you put it down. Then you take your bag of parts and your floppy bag.
David Lee Corbin
Daddle.
Top Lobster
You skedaddle. I'm out.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Then you go to a forest, you put it back together with what? I don't know. Well, and then you leave it there. Yeah. And then you go tell your dad or some.
David Lee Corbin
It's a very easy line to follow. I don't know where this is.
Top Lobster
What I mean, unless. Unless I'm missing an aspect of time travel.
David Lee Corbin
Well, I don't know. When I kill a man, I go dead personally. Dad, you'll never guess what I did today. Mama. Yeah, it's a song about it.
Top Lobster
Just kill the man.
David Lee Corbin
Right?
Top Lobster
Well, listen, the inconsistencies are insane. As I'm pissing down my wife's leg, I was like. So he took the rifle apart, a long piss, put it in a bag, jumped off the roof, ran away. Howard Zinn is screaming, there's another guy celebrating. America, America, America. There's a couple distractions. There's people doing hand signals. Steal third. You get to a forest which I assume is on its way to a national. That national airport, where we have a private charter jet that takes off, turns off its tracking, turns around in an hour and is landing in the same spot. We have no idea what's going on. You reassemble this rifle with a screwdriver that you don't have anymore because you left it on the roof. Well, I mean, maybe he brought a second.
David Lee Corbin
It could be a second screwdriver.
Top Lobster
I said you could put your finger in it.
David Lee Corbin
And there's a second shooter.
Top Lobster
Yeah, like if you. If your nails are long enough. To be honest though, these guys.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Tyler Robinson, his furry girlfriend. Boyfriend, whatever. I don't want to disrespect them. They look like the type of people that grow their nails long and have dirt under it. So you could. Could theoretically get your finger in there.
David Lee Corbin
I have to see the type of. Like, is it a small screw?
Top Lobster
It's probably a flathead. I would assume. Like, this is an older style rifle.
David Lee Corbin
Like, this isn't a big deal. He goes, I left my screwdriver at the scene of the crime.
Top Lobster
Why'd I even take this thing?
David Lee Corbin
Why did I. Yeah, why'd I take it apart?
Top Lobster
Idiot.
David Lee Corbin
Well, I didn't want my bag to look long.
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Top Lobster
But. Yeah, I know, but clearly we had distraction run for you, so you could have just probably walked out and nobody cares.
David Lee Corbin
It was a man.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Whose pant was upon the ground.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
And saying, shoot me. Shoot me. There you go, Chet Uygur is the sound your body makes when you hold in a sneeze. Thank you, Bodhi.
Top Lobster
What I'm saying is that I'm. I'm fed up with it. I am just. I'm exhausted. I am tired of the nonsense. I don't know who did it, but what I know for certain, Bridget fantasy, the.
David Lee Corbin
The witch, the crone.
Top Lobster
What I know is that we don't. We don't know.
David Lee Corbin
Can you bring her up on the screen? Because I just want to. Tyler's in the chat. He says his bag is long. That's from Bike Ride.
Top Lobster
Got that long bag.
David Lee Corbin
So a lot of bike riding elongates one son's bag. Let's bring up this image here and click on her page, because this. Liz.
Top Lobster
Mom, easy.
David Lee Corbin
This lady, it's like she didn't even try to come up with a story that people who watch this type of show could find coherent. It's a lazy script. They need new writers, and this isn't it.
Top Lobster
Isn't it crazy?
David Lee Corbin
Purposefully, in my opinion, since they've taken.
Top Lobster
You know, I don't know, Seinfeld off the air, and Seinfeld was a show about nothing.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And now we're getting about nothing. This is crazy. It doesn't make any sense.
David Lee Corbin
That's almost what this show is about at this point. It's like it's a show about nothing. And at the end, we go linearly.
Top Lobster
Linearly literal.
David Lee Corbin
Or linear.
Top Lobster
Linearly. Linearly coherent than whatever we're getting from Cash. Cashy App Patel.
David Lee Corbin
Cashier Patel. Nonsense. Show. Show. This with the language. All right. I really don't like her. And she. If she's a witch, then she deserves.
Top Lobster
Well, now you're just throwing accusations around by.
David Lee Corbin
No, I don't think.
Top Lobster
Phrenology.
David Lee Corbin
Look at her. Witch. Click on it. Yeah. And then boom. What's that?
Top Lobster
I don't think she's a witch.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, you don't think she's a witch? She's just rolling around with the triple moon symbol as her logo. Okay, get her. Dumb. That. Do you not know what that is?
Top Lobster
Looks like a butthole.
David Lee Corbin
Fair. But it is the triple moon symbol. It is a symbol of the divine feminine, the goddess. It represents the three stages.
Top Lobster
What does it even. That's her logo. But it doesn't even say her name.
David Lee Corbin
Her.
Top Lobster
The name of her show is dumpster fire.
David Lee Corbin
Dude, I'm telling you, literally, that logo is only a witchcraft Kabbalah logo.
Top Lobster
Are you sure? What?
David Lee Corbin
100%. It's called the triple moon.
Top Lobster
Nancy.
David Lee Corbin
This is something that Nancy might know.
Top Lobster
Nancy, pull it up. If it is, because I don't trust.
David Lee Corbin
Just go into Google and type in triple moon.
Top Lobster
She's my friend. She follows me, and she's very nice to me.
David Lee Corbin
She's a crone.
Top Lobster
I don't know for sure.
David Lee Corbin
I know, dude. It's. There's. That symbol is relevant to no other school of. Of mystical teaching than witchcraft and Kabbalah.
Top Lobster
And we're gonna. So now. Now we're just gonna talk about her like it's okay? Yeah, like we're not being threatened.
David Lee Corbin
Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Top Lobster
Something up.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, boom. There you go, buddy. And also, you know how it had the dot in the center?
Top Lobster
What did the. Hold on. The triple moon symbol consists of three crescent or. Scroll back up. Nancy. That's what. You know, just. Thank you very much. Three crescent or full moon shapes arranged to represent the phases of the moon and is primarily associated with the triple goddess, symbolizing stages of a woman's life of the maiden mother and the crone. She's in the latter.
David Lee Corbin
So maiden holds significance in paganism. In Wicca. You think I'm just watching. Shit.
Top Lobster
Fuck, man.
David Lee Corbin
You think? I'm just saying.
Top Lobster
Okay, okay, okay, okay. But where does the time travel come in here?
David Lee Corbin
Well, wait, What Time travel? I'm telling you. And you know what stage?
Top Lobster
Maybe the episode is time travel, question mark.
David Lee Corbin
She's not in the maiden phase.
Top Lobster
No, she's not.
David Lee Corbin
And she's More than likely not in the. The mother phase. She is in the crone phase.
Top Lobster
Hold on, let me. Let's check. We. We'll put this in.
David Lee Corbin
You can usually tell by their hands.
Top Lobster
By their hands?
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, because they'll keep a certain youthful exuberance about their face due to this sucking the life force from various men and. And other individuals. But it always shows in their hands. Crohn's have a real look at those hands. Crohn's have a real hard time. Look at her eyes. Look at the saggy eye. This.
Top Lobster
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
David Lee Corbin
You don't think so?
Top Lobster
She's a comedian.
David Lee Corbin
Is she a comedian?
Top Lobster
She's. She says a joke sometimes.
David Lee Corbin
What I don't understand is.
Top Lobster
What I'm saying is, I don't need any more hexes put on my household cold.
David Lee Corbin
Well, you probably should have shut your mouth then, when you were talking.
Top Lobster
I didn't mean to.
David Lee Corbin
What I meant. All it took was a cursory look at her profile and you'd have known this.
Top Lobster
A witch. He says the entire movement on the right underestimating how scummy and revolting decent people find this behavior. But they will learn. They will learn.
David Lee Corbin
They will learn.
Top Lobster
Once I cast my spells upon them, they will learn. Besides, watch me. This is not how good people act. These are vultures circling a dead man who deserves much, much better. Okay. Was she one of the people? Are you on Etsy? Were you hit up by Jezebel.com? this isn't. I mean, just people.
David Lee Corbin
Can I ask you this, then? No, no.
Top Lobster
We're not gonna forget we're time traveling.
David Lee Corbin
No, no, no. This is relevant. It's like. It's like you do a podcast and you do. And you're a comedian.
Top Lobster
This is a good podcast.
David Lee Corbin
And you're. No, no. Her. Her. This. And so you. Your symbol.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Is one. We just looked it up. It's very quick. It's associated with paganism and Wiccan. It represents the triple goddess, the divine feminine, the mother, the. Or the maiden, the Mother and the Crone. How the hell.
Top Lobster
I'm under a spell. What did I do? Jeanette, You.
David Lee Corbin
You, you, you. Honestly. And I don't want to put this on you.
Top Lobster
What's the spell?
David Lee Corbin
You get into it with this bitch, she's gonna burn a little effigy in her house.
Top Lobster
Oh, no, I didn't get into it with her. I just told her a couple things.
David Lee Corbin
Apologize right now.
Top Lobster
Sorry. You know, I'm gonna apologize, send her.
David Lee Corbin
A message, say, I'm sorry.
Top Lobster
I'm sorry. You're right. Oh, I'm sorry.
David Lee Corbin
No, no, just say I'm sorry.
Top Lobster
I'm sorry.
David Lee Corbin
Just say I'm sorry.
Top Lobster
No, no, because I'm sorry sounds dismissive. I'm sorry.
David Lee Corbin
You.
Top Lobster
You were right.
David Lee Corbin
Okay, fine.
Top Lobster
Don't hex me.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, that's a good move. Okay, don't tell her that part because then she'll know that you're on.
Top Lobster
I'm gonna like it. So it looks legit.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
I mean it.
David Lee Corbin
I think you fixed it now because. Because they're very. They're very shallow.
Top Lobster
She's responding to Dave Smith, who is releasing or saying his. His latest text messages from Charlie Kirk were regarding his. His appearance with the guy. The gay British dude. The. We did the episode on him. Douglas Murray. Have you ever been to Israel? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so it was that episode, and Charlie had a message.
David Lee Corbin
Hey, you better pray up tonight, by the way.
Top Lobster
Yeah, dog. Well, well. So Charlie messages him and he says, hey, man, you know my stance. Pro Israel don't agree with you. But, like, a lot of what you said, he said. I think 100 of what you said was. Was accurate. And also this guy's like a scoundrel for you. You know, the debate tactics.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
So basically, it's like. It's a weird thing then. And we're constantly going back and forth. So, like, they're painting the motive. They're painting the motive of why somebody would be upset with Charlie, why other people have correspondence with Charlie, why this nation would be upset with him. Candace Owens coming out with the. The other text messages about the meeting in the Hamptons. There's $150 million offered that was denied to. And all of your, you know, woke. Right. Offenders or the people who hate the woke. Right. Like the people from the Babylon be. This guy, awesome Jew was there in the. The Hamptons.
David Lee Corbin
Awesome Jew. Yeah, no problem.
Top Lobster
Another billionaire Jewish guy. And it's like, I feel like I am. I'm not gonna stop yelling.
David Lee Corbin
Well, you do a lot of yelling.
Top Lobster
I don't yell.
David Lee Corbin
And then they hex, you know, and then they listen. Yeah, they listen because they could be like, you know, it's fodder for the hexing.
Top Lobster
It's like this guy. This guy means it.
David Lee Corbin
I don't know, man.
Top Lobster
Look, but I apologize. So it's all good.
David Lee Corbin
I think it's very clear here that.
Top Lobster
She called me a bad person. Well, I said watch the show. Watch our show. It's at 2:00'.
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David Lee Corbin
Yeah. Then you put my picture in there and now I'm been hexed.
Top Lobster
She doesn't know which one to hype.
David Lee Corbin
She doesn't know which one is which. Really? Probably.
Top Lobster
Yeah. It's like. Well, you know, it's one of these browns.
David Lee Corbin
One of these browns here? Yeah. Dude, to me it looks like Israel did it. And like I said, it looks like we are being dog walk. Doesn't.
Top Lobster
It doesn't look to me as if Israel did it. I will say that I. What I will say. Yeah, I don't know. What I will say is that it looks like they have motive. What it looks to me like is that that guy Tyler Robinson was on the roof. Maybe he did fire a shot. It looks to me as if there were multiple people around him doing weird things.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
There's like a guy with a phone that goes like this.
David Lee Corbin
Much like the whole JFK shooting.
Top Lobster
Yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Who did the JFK thing?
Top Lobster
He wasn't leaving.
David Lee Corbin
The Jews. No, I don't know that.
Top Lobster
I don't know. The Mormons, the. The mafia, for whatever reason.
David Lee Corbin
And.
Top Lobster
And what. What about Charlie Kirk is out there that we don't know? I. There's so much going on. What I will say though is people who say it was not. Do not ever look at Israel. They do this like, all right, you guys need to shut up because you're running disinformation campaigns.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
The people who are saying it was this guy and we're going to target the left in the trans community. I like it. But no, clearly not. The guy was on the roof. He may have. May or may not have fired a shot. Nothing else that he did made any sense. Sense? The motives were retarded. There were people all around Charlie Kirk. It was probably a shooting gallery. He was never going to leave there alive. Something happened there. They. They have video evidence that they took down immediately. There's evidence on the ground. They chip. I don't know if they chipped up the cement, but they cleaned that place thoroughly. There is. It's a crime scene. Yeah, they still. I don't think they have even recovered the bullet. Okay. There's a lot going on that. We have multiple patsies on the ground that are running interference. There's too many things going on.
David Lee Corbin
Are you uncomfortable with people blaming Israel?
Top Lobster
I'm not uncomfortable. I just think that, like, imagine if.
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Top Lobster
I think that there are extremes, and I think that the people that are blaming Israel, Candace Owens, they know how to have fun. No, they. They're the ones who have been, you know, I, like, I. We noticed Israel a while ago and we were like, israel, they're up to something weird. Got these cows, got them cows, kind of strange. And then they come out of nowhere and they start, like, getting real aggressive with it. I'm like, all right, wait a second, though, because you just got here. Like, I like how Candace Owens goes from. You know, I was actually the reality about her. You, if you're watching the show, have watched it.
David Lee Corbin
She does.
Top Lobster
You were a leftist and you came up with Dave Rubin. I remember those episodes. You were talking with Dave Rubin about this stuff. You. You gained prominence because you wanted to create a Facebook system that would track and keep your Facebook friends accountable for shit that they said online, getting them either banned or some kind of punishment for within the college. That's how you came out of here. Then you had your ideas change, and that's all good and fine.
David Lee Corbin
People can grow, Todd.
Top Lobster
People can grow. But don't like Dustin Nemos.
David Lee Corbin
That's right.
Top Lobster
Let's talk to Dustin Nemos. You're an expert on the Nephilim, right? But just a couple of years ago, you were an atheist.
David Lee Corbin
No offense. You were the leading character in QAnon, weren't you? You were the.
Top Lobster
I will just say. I'll say this to these people. Shut the up for a couple of minutes. Because if you were. If you were an atheist, if you were a leftist, and now all of a sudden, you're a thought leader on I'm very suspicious of you, and I think that you should go to the very back of the line.
David Lee Corbin
We've talked about that.
Top Lobster
Stay there.
David Lee Corbin
Yes.
Top Lobster
Because you were so detrimentally wrong and people can change and I'm glad that your ideas have changed, but I just don't trust you. The people around you, I don't trust. But she's blaming Israel. It's her right. And she might be right, but the fact is that she's like, without a doubt.
David Lee Corbin
Well, Israel, I don't know rituals, they do.
Top Lobster
And. And all. All signs point at them, but I'm just saying it's a menorah be very. It's. Yeah, kill them. The more.
David Lee Corbin
George Floyd, born Oct. 14. Charlie Kirk, born Oct. 14. Both die from neck related jazz.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
A lot of fun.
Top Lobster
There's too much. There is just too much going on.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. You know what I feel like I'm doing? Like, when I look at the information, it feels like I'm walking into a room full of books and papers and.
Top Lobster
Going, well, here's the problem.
David Lee Corbin
Just spinning around in circles.
Top Lobster
Here's the problem with blaming Israel.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
You're never going to get concrete evidence. There's a lot of motive, there's a lot of money being thrown around. But that doesn't give you the smoking gun. The smoking gun is on that. On that field there. Something happened. If it was Tyler Robinson, you can never meaningfully connect him to the project. Project MKUltra, Project Monarch, whatever, kind of. Because for sure.
David Lee Corbin
Well, I don't know if you know this, but Project Mkultra is not real. If it was, why did we lose the Vietnam War? Schizo friend says Dustin Nemos, he's commenting Kirk Cuck under people the other day. I guess if you're. If you're showing any remorse.
Top Lobster
Not helping. Yeah. Not. Not helping.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
But. But I think the fact is, to our audience listening, you will never know who really did this. They'll tell you that it was this person or that person, and you can go, maybe. And even if it was this guy that took the shot and got him in the neck, it was like, I don't doubt for a second that he's not under some type of manipulative, suggestive manipulation. And we will never know from who. We can. We can point at the United States government who runs these programs. But then I can also pull up this picture here and then ask you, like, what the hell is this about? Like, yeah, great, it was the United States government. You go, okay, cool. Well, here they are sitting in front of, you know, this is some sort of congress lobby in front of a place in Israel, Parliament in Israel. It's like, you don't. We don't. We'll never know. And even though we can kind of point to a target, who we were, like, yeah, probably you're never going to be able to tell.
David Lee Corbin
Could it really be as simple as the shooter was. Was. Was driven mad by bussy? Could one be driven to the point of. Of murder by bussy? Is it not in within the realm of possibilities that the spiritual implications of. Of bussy diving could send one into such a spiral as to get a screwdriver and a rifle and. And shoot a beloved public speaker in the neck because of bussy derangement syndrome? Isn't that possible?
Top Lobster
Yes.
David Lee Corbin
All right.
Top Lobster
There you go. Case. Case closed.
David Lee Corbin
I guess all things are on the table. Dude, you know what I think it's time for?
Top Lobster
Because there's just too much. There's too much. Let me.
David Lee Corbin
Okay, go ahead.
Top Lobster
There's just too much. There's just too much to say definitively it was this or definitively not, but you're right. I think you were right before, and I'm sorry for being aggressive with. Appreciate that. Okay.
David Lee Corbin
About the mess. Go.
Top Lobster
Yay. All right, everybody clap. Here we go.
David Lee Corbin
Let's go.
Top Lobster
So it's gonna be a little bit less. So, yeah, this is not as aggressive of a subject.
David Lee Corbin
Or maybe Keisha, by the way, Keisha, for the lovely drop.
Top Lobster
Thank you for the drop. Yes. It must smell horrific. I'm not gonna put that up.
David Lee Corbin
Well, maybe it's part of it, is the smell that drives you into a fervor.
Top Lobster
So we have six of them today. But I mean, realistically, we could have just scrolled forever.
David Lee Corbin
We got six? Is that what you said?
Top Lobster
Yeah, there's six that he sent my mom.
David Lee Corbin
Can we try this in the. In your yard? I think I know what these. This guy's about to do. We should go try this with your chickens.
Top Lobster
What is he. What's he doing?
David Lee Corbin
I think he's gonna draw. He did. When I was Amish, we would take.
Top Lobster
Chickens and we would actually put them to sleep in broad daylight.
Nancy
Just lay down, and they would go to sleep.
David Lee Corbin
So what we're gonna do here is.
Top Lobster
We'Re going to take this.
David Lee Corbin
I have my chicken here.
Top Lobster
She's a.
David Lee Corbin
She's a sweetheart.
Nancy
She loves to be pet.
David Lee Corbin
Let me get her out of here. What's going on? And they stay sleeping forever. Put that over like that.
Nancy
And then what you're gonna do is get her legs.
Top Lobster
And then you're gonna go like this. Throw the football three or four times. What he's done is. Wow, that's weird. He's. He's performing ritual. A ritual chicken swinger? Yeah, it's a chicken swing ritual. He's put the chicken's head under its wing and now he's rotating it in a circle. Looks kind of like a football holding its feet. And then we're gonna lay her down like so.
Nancy
And she's sleeping. Chicken is completely asleep. She's alive.
David Lee Corbin
Chickens are weird.
Top Lobster
See, he's just laying there. Yeah. This is the MK Ultra chicken stuff. Like the suggestibility level of a chicken. Yeah, you could. I have done the line in the sand with the chicken. They stay fixated on it. And the second if you wipe it away, they get mad. Really? Yeah, they do get mad.
David Lee Corbin
They're like, hey, I was looking at that.
Top Lobster
I was looking.
David Lee Corbin
Put that back.
Top Lobster
What'd you do with my line?
David Lee Corbin
That's weird, man. Chickens are strange critters.
Top Lobster
I don't know why my mom sent me this, but thank you. And now we know.
David Lee Corbin
Now we know now. Hey, this is good. I mean, in the time where you should have chickens, you might want to know how to put them to sleep.
Top Lobster
Yeah, perfect.
David Lee Corbin
Thanks.
Top Lobster
Like, I like that drop.
David Lee Corbin
I like it too. It's a nice one. Let's go to. Let's go to another one.
Top Lobster
Go to the next one. What do we got here?
David Lee Corbin
Oh, this guy looks like an authority on my mom.
Top Lobster
It says my mom have a really. I don't know what it means, but let's play it.
David Lee Corbin
Does it have a caption?
Top Lobster
Yeah, but where's the sound?
David Lee Corbin
You gotta make it big first. Full screen that.
Top Lobster
I don't know how.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, this is a weird. What's going on? You got a trio of going on on the screen.
Top Lobster
Yeah, it's just. Oh, there it is. All right, we'll click that and then feeling about this.
David Lee Corbin
Let's zoom out, see what we can find.
Top Lobster
See if there's any patterns.
David Lee Corbin
In my first video, I already showed you details about uvu, the university where all this happened.
Top Lobster
This guy looks like interesting. He looks like he hangs out at the park with kids, right? Yeah, he's like the cool guy.
David Lee Corbin
He's got that cigarettes post addict voice. Like that's a guy who's been homeless, who's been hopelessly addicted to drugs and alcohol, and now has found some sort of solace in recovery and conspiracy tick tock videos.
Top Lobster
But tell us about Charlie Kirk, please.
David Lee Corbin
About Utah. Is that of all places sure do.
Top Lobster
Have friendships with some pretty powerful people.
David Lee Corbin
On the world stage. Oh, the walk off dude. Right after this happened, this happens. A bunch of HBCUs get locked down.
Top Lobster
What's that? Wait, wait.
David Lee Corbin
Chilling reminder. Multiple historical black universities under lockdown after receiving threats. So this has happened and this has been an interesting development. And I do want to.
Top Lobster
Breaking news.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. So there's a. There was a. I made a tweet. They said it looks like a black kid's been lynched. And.
Top Lobster
Because that's the two of them, right?
David Lee Corbin
Well, now. Now apparently there's two of them. But the first lynching, there was this. There's kind of this, like, information. You know what to say. It's either the coroner's word, which is there's no foul play. This was a suicide. So this black kid hung himself from a tree near the pickleball court of a university. Thanks to my chicken now is sleeping and I can't wake it back up. So. So you know, this kid is either. According to the coroner, it's a suicide. Body hanging from a tree near the pickleball court of a university in Mississippi. However, the kid has a cousin. His cousin. And his cousin is a saying.
Top Lobster
This is a four star.
David Lee Corbin
Four star. Well, this is hard r. He said that on. On Twitter. He's trying to get me in trouble. He's trying to drag me out into the. Into the water spot. So. So the. The tick tock. Cousin. Cousin. He says that there's no way.
Top Lobster
Pause it is. Is this real?
David Lee Corbin
Same corner from Sandy Hook. Is that real? Father Horse cock. Wait, wait. Whoa. Okay, so that's suspicious now.
Top Lobster
Leo Franklin.
David Lee Corbin
Let me finish this.
Top Lobster
Nancy. Look that up.
David Lee Corbin
Now the cousin is saying that the. The kid who hung himself allegedly had broken limbs, fractured arms and legs.
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David Lee Corbin
That's not what the coroner's reporting.
Top Lobster
But they got the extra bones, so it's okay.
David Lee Corbin
That's true. And they recover quickly, which is probably why the coroner didn't find anything but bruising, signs of struggle, whatever. This is all being said by the TikTok cousin. Now, the TikTok cousin looks like the rapper Trippy Redd. Like, he's got stupid hair. You know what I'm doing with it? You know, it's coming out everywhere.
Top Lobster
Yes.
David Lee Corbin
Like that and anything.
Top Lobster
Doodoo brains like a doodoo.
David Lee Corbin
I didn't want to say that, but he. He's a younger dude.
Top Lobster
I need a time machine to erase this whole episode. But I needed to have fun.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, I needed to have fun, too.
Top Lobster
I need. And this is fun for me. Yeah, I'm. I'm a bad person. Bridger fantasy. I admit it. But this is fun for me.
David Lee Corbin
But you're a witch.
Top Lobster
Don't say.
David Lee Corbin
That's very obvious. I don't think she's gonna deny it either, so. Because they're very open about it now, so. Okay, now that's one instance.
Top Lobster
Well, hey, if the podcast dries up, there's always that scene.
David Lee Corbin
Now, Nancy, if you can look up these. These p. Did. Was there two? And we'll wait for it. It's no rush. Was there two young black kids that were allegedly lynched or died via hanging, whether it's suicide or otherwise?
Top Lobster
And what does this have to do with Charlie Kirk?
David Lee Corbin
Well, it's on a university as well. Right. And. And I said. Because everybody's thinking. There's only two schools of thought on this. Either this is white supremacy or this is an unfortunate suicide that the black community, like this, is trying to turn into a racial thing because they don't like the whole Charlie Kirk. So now.
Top Lobster
Now, honestly, black people, White people are talking. So you guys need to just quiet down.
David Lee Corbin
That's right.
Top Lobster
You know. Yeah. White people are talking now.
David Lee Corbin
The whites.
Top Lobster
The whites are talking.
David Lee Corbin
The whites are talking.
Top Lobster
We got a lot going on.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And I feel like now you're trying to get our attention.
David Lee Corbin
You're trying to get on it, and I don't. Well, you know, they're not going to claim us.
Top Lobster
They don't claim us anyway. I'm gonna speak for white people, okay? I don't think they care about, about this. Well, it was like, they're not looking at us no more.
David Lee Corbin
And they're like, quick, this is what.
Top Lobster
I, I'm do a lynching.
David Lee Corbin
This is what I'm wondering.
Top Lobster
It's crazy.
David Lee Corbin
There's a third option, okay? This was done to this kid and it was meant to evoke this, this contention here. What if now, historically speaking, this has happened where you will have a known protest.
Top Lobster
What does she got?
David Lee Corbin
Okay. As of September 2025, there have been no confirmed cases of young black children dying of lynching recently. However, one recent high profile death stirs fears and social media allegations of lynching. So that's Trey Reed. Which is the number one dude.
Top Lobster
There's no way that's a real name.
David Lee Corbin
Trey Reed.
Top Lobster
No, no, read the whole name.
David Lee Corbin
Okay. His name is Demar Trivion. Demar. Demar Travion. Trey Reed now. Oh, okay, here we go. Look, look. But if you look in the bottom, bottom right hand corner.
Top Lobster
Guys, you know what? I changed my mind. I'm having fun. I'm just having fun. This is, everything is bizarre.
David Lee Corbin
Okay, so interestingly enough, was not black. It looks like a white dude named Corey Zucatis.
Top Lobster
He was lynched too.
David Lee Corbin
Can you click on the Economic times article? Let's, let's, let's give that a read. And then we'll get back to this guy who's spreading boomer information on the interwebs. So, so now imagine this scenario. Top people are out there doing vigils. They're even marching in Miami like retards in a, in a White Lives Matter protest. And then let's say you are the leader of an organization, maybe black Lives Matter. And you go, we are going to organize a march in, in support of Trey Reed. Demartravion Reed. Yeah.
Top Lobster
You're just not setting your kids up for success.
David Lee Corbin
But you go, we're gonna do it.
Top Lobster
Give him a biblical name.
David Lee Corbin
We're gonna do it on the same road as the vigil, as the white lives matter.
Top Lobster
Oh, that's when they did it.
David Lee Corbin
No, but I'm saying that's what I'm, I, I, my concern is, is that you can orchestrate that and it wouldn't be the people. The people wouldn't know. It's the organization, the organizers of black Lives Matter, who, by the way, just got brought up on like 26 felony theft charges or some like that. Mississippi is shaken after two chilling and eerily similar incidents unfolded on Monday, leaving family, friends, and communities devastated and searching for answers. Within hours of each other, two men, one college student, the other homeless individual, were found hanging from trees.
Top Lobster
The guy from the video.
David Lee Corbin
That'S not nice.
Top Lobster
He's just telling us about Charlie.
David Lee Corbin
No, don't say that. Were found hanging from trees in separate locations across the state. Across. According to local media reports. If that doesn't seem strange and psyopy to you, I don't know what is. The. The grim discoveries reported in Cleveland and Vicksburg have sparked outrage, deepened fears, and reignited painful memories of racial violence that continue to haunt.
Top Lobster
We're just being hit. We're being hit by psyops. On. All right, I'm gonna.
David Lee Corbin
Let's please, let's let this guy continue. Thank you, Nancy. Great producer.
Top Lobster
Yes, yes, yes.
David Lee Corbin
On alert. Non pause. At least six historically black colleges have.
Nancy
Halted activities after receiving potential threats against their campuses. The lockdown measures come in the wake of yesterday.
Top Lobster
Is anybody else excited for Christmas?
David Lee Corbin
Are you like, am I excited for Christmas?
Top Lobster
I am hype. I. I've already. I've asked my wife, my wife, my wife. As I'm peeing down her leg. Yeah. I say, can we put up the tree? And this is what I do when I'm sad. When it gets time.
David Lee Corbin
September, I don't give it. What do you mean?
Top Lobster
I don't care if it's September. I have. We have so many something.
David Lee Corbin
You put a tree up in this fucking studio.
Top Lobster
I'm put it right in the middle. Right. It's just. I'm gonna put a spinning one. It'll be in the shots.
David Lee Corbin
No, not good.
Top Lobster
There's gonna be two trees out there. One in each of my kids rooms. It's a lot of trees. It makes me happy to look at it.
David Lee Corbin
Three trees tops. Four top.
Top Lobster
Four trees now. Oh, three trees. Top. Are you saying my name or like top?
David Lee Corbin
Well, there would be an S at the end of it. Yeah, you can see. And it's also capitalized, so.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I don't know what she's saying.
David Lee Corbin
What do you mean, Nancy?
Top Lobster
Yeah. What are you talking about? You could just say it.
David Lee Corbin
Random thought.
Nancy
Sometimes three. Didn't you have three of them last year?
Top Lobster
But Nancy, see, how it works is like sometimes when you, you can, you can get a little bit more money and then you can go after the season. Very affordable. Went to Target. I think it was like 35 for a really nice treat. Nancy. So what we did was we bought one more treat and now we've got. That brings up the total to four.
David Lee Corbin
You want to go shooting this weekend? Where? I think in Leesburg.
Top Lobster
There's a. I don't really trust you.
David Lee Corbin
Well, there's a range in Leesburg. Maybe we can do that. You know, I asked. I asked Matt today. I said, hey, do you have a plan? Like, if, you know, gets a little weird?
Top Lobster
He said, time travel, right?
David Lee Corbin
Time traveler. Go back and just fix the whole thing.
Top Lobster
Time travel.
David Lee Corbin
And said, go back to the moment and just fix it. And I went, what? What do you mean?
Top Lobster
Maybe that's why he's so successful.
David Lee Corbin
That could be why.
Top Lobster
What have you been. What have you been doing, Matt?
David Lee Corbin
All right, let's finish this shooting of.
Nancy
Charlie Kirk, Though officials have not linked.
Top Lobster
Any of those threats to that shooting.
David Lee Corbin
Now, if you didn't know HBCUs historical black.
Top Lobster
What drug? What drug for this guy?
David Lee Corbin
It's. It's. It's hard one. It's a hard drug because heroin doesn't give you that voice. I don't think it's liquor. Alcohol definitely is my number one thought. But then we're thinking of hard things like a. Like a meth or a speed.
Top Lobster
I think a meth. Light. Meth. Hard liquor.
David Lee Corbin
Hard liquor, yeah. Colleges and universities, just like Utah, they.
Top Lobster
Have a long standing and current relationship.
David Lee Corbin
With the same friends as Utah.
Top Lobster
Maybe he's not a drug addict. Maybe he's a wig.
David Lee Corbin
Crack. Meth. Meth, meth, Xanax, alcohol.
Top Lobster
Meth, Xanax, meth.
David Lee Corbin
And a lot of people, meth is the over.
Top Lobster
To be honest, it seems like he's sympathetic to the. The black cause. He just might be a wigger. Which is crazy that it's that interchangeable.
David Lee Corbin
Alcoholic are.
Top Lobster
No, I mean, like, either one or the other could just be. Just be awake.
David Lee Corbin
I was really a synonym. Yeah, Chain smoker. But no, I mean, no, he's also a schizo. So, I mean, let's see what else.
Top Lobster
He'S got to say.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Wait, what does that say? National black empowerment council connects black students to Israeli universities. What the hell does that mean?
David Lee Corbin
That's weird. You know, I pulled up in the parking lot of Matt's coffee shop, and there was a white dude in his car smoking a black and mild. And I literally almost went, hey, where the do you think you are?
Top Lobster
This is. This is a respectable place.
David Lee Corbin
Villages. You. You. I don't know about you, but I'm seeing a pattern.
Top Lobster
He was making a tick tock video.
David Lee Corbin
What the. So let's go take a look.
Top Lobster
I don't know it looks like it's business as usual over there.
David Lee Corbin
Show of humiliation.
Top Lobster
I wonder what that looks like. This video is all over the place. Bound for people just listening. He's. There is.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, oh.
Top Lobster
Money from Nancy. Nancy, what do you got to say to us?
Nancy
Okay, $5 from Star Crimes. He says Clint is a child molester and Jose has a lisp.
David Lee Corbin
Now, Star Crimes. Why would you say that on this Christian show? I don't think Jose has a lisp.
Top Lobster
Oh, well, I mean, one that's a hard one to deal with because one of them is. I. I can't even deny it.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
Hours and hours of just audio.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Top Lobster
And video, which is fine, but. Yeah. I mean, dearing some people born up the child.
David Lee Corbin
But there's no child molesting.
Top Lobster
He did live in Leesburg. Oh, that's true.
David Lee Corbin
But he. He. He aspired to leave and has since done.
Top Lobster
He has left. He has left.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
So, yeah, these guys are in a conga line and they actually look like they're smiling.
David Lee Corbin
They don't look like they're humiliated.
Top Lobster
They look like they're walking out. And. And the guy I love the tick tock gestures of.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
You know, just the pointing. Look at this. Like the. Look at that. Time travel. Crazy.
David Lee Corbin
It's funny.
Top Lobster
I don't remember laughing the last time I was humiliated. Oh, and that reminds me. I was at work today. A guy that been working for their.
David Lee Corbin
Company for 20 years. Me. Do you collect catalytic converters?
Top Lobster
He changes plastic bottles.
David Lee Corbin
I was at work today, pushing my shopping cart full of plastic bottles around.
Top Lobster
The guy that owns a company, Company's Gold Publix. The manager of Publix came out and yelled at me. This is a bad episode.
David Lee Corbin
It's a bad episode. They fired him right on the spot.
Top Lobster
What? 20 years walks away.
David Lee Corbin
What? Anyway, before.
Top Lobster
What does it have to do with anything?
David Lee Corbin
Why does he keep doing the walkway?
Top Lobster
I don't know.
David Lee Corbin
I don't like this guy, I gotta admit.
Top Lobster
You know what? Next one from mom. Yeah, next one. Yeah, this is gonna be much better.
David Lee Corbin
No melted ice cream woman. What's going on here?
Top Lobster
It looks like mustard.
David Lee Corbin
Mustard all over. Belly over. Looks sad.
Top Lobster
Let's unmute it.
David Lee Corbin
You know what's crazy? Somebody said. I'm not gonna say who, but someone looks like a chomo. Is nobody here. And I'm not gonna repeat it because.
Top Lobster
I don't know what that means.
David Lee Corbin
Well, I. I thought chomo sounded like a really cool.
Top Lobster
Like a Mexican gangster.
David Lee Corbin
Like. Yeah, like cholo, bro, you know, and so. But it means Child molester.
Top Lobster
Oh, no.
David Lee Corbin
And I swear to you, I've definitely, like, you know, been like, yo, what up, chomo? Like, it sounds like bro, or, what up, homie? Or, what up, cholo? But it's all okay. Chinese homo. That's not true.
Top Lobster
Well, maybe we could work something out.
David Lee Corbin
Okay.
Top Lobster
Let them know that he's doing a live stream. We were just like. It was the best intentions that we were putting.
David Lee Corbin
So crazy. I can't believe.
Top Lobster
Let's watch this. You should be like, but why? Yeah, I'd be like, well, why?
David Lee Corbin
I love you guys.
Top Lobster
Best noodles in the game tomorrow.
David Lee Corbin
There better be a gift in the.
Nancy
Driveway that goes from zero to 200 fast.
Top Lobster
All right, so. Okay, listening. White woman, mustard on her shirt.
David Lee Corbin
Clearly. AI.
Top Lobster
Black guy above. I don't know, he's just reacting. He's probably not going to say anything. We should take bets. I think.
David Lee Corbin
I think your mom thinks this is real.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbin
This is an AI woman. Are you kidding me?
Top Lobster
Yes. I mean, she doesn't even really pick this up out the box, but. Okay.
David Lee Corbin
It's a scale, bro. Come on.
Top Lobster
I can't.
David Lee Corbin
Unbelievable.
Top Lobster
That's a fail, Mom. That's a fail.
David Lee Corbin
Gotta do better.
Top Lobster
This one's probably better.
David Lee Corbin
Pfizer.
Top Lobster
Pfizer. Okay, we're moving along quickly.
David Lee Corbin
By the way, this show is bought to you by Pfizer, so please don't. Don't upset our constituents.
Top Lobster
Pfizer, General Flynn and the Trin.
David Lee Corbin
Shout out to General Flynn.
Top Lobster
Oh, can't hear you.
David Lee Corbin
By the way, General Flynn, do you know about us?
Nancy
Pass.
Top Lobster
Wait, wait, wait. What did you say?
David Lee Corbin
General Flynn thinks it's Israel. I will locate and. Nancy, widescreen a brief article.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbin
To. To give a Provence to you.
Top Lobster
So you just have that on hand?
David Lee Corbin
I do, I do, I do, I do.
Top Lobster
Interesting.
David Lee Corbin
I will find it in 3, 2, 1. And.
Top Lobster
Did he send it to you himself or. Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Okay, so breaking. Former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn says every Israeli connection to Charlie Kirk's assassination must be investigated.
Top Lobster
Okay, that's not saying that they did it. That's saying that we need to look.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, but they're saving Israel for last.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbin
And so, certainly.
Top Lobster
But don't you agree with that? And not just because he gives us money. Don't you agree with that? That, like. Yeah, it should be a consideration?
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
This is my problem with these people.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
And then I don't want.
David Lee Corbin
And I don't know why these people don't get money from.
Top Lobster
I condemn witchcraft at. To the highest levels. I don't want any of that in my life. Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
You. Top lobster thinks you're a witch.
Top Lobster
That's top lobster. I'm the Raven. It's been a great show, guys. I gotta.
David Lee Corbin
No, we gotta get through messages from.
Top Lobster
Okay, but. No, but what I'm saying is, is, like, these people are saying, like, it's absolutely not. Like, at least, like, take a look at it.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. Can we have a gander?
Top Lobster
Yeah. I've done all these charts.
David Lee Corbin
A little peeky poo.
Top Lobster
Take a look at my charts.
David Lee Corbin
Look at my charts. Look at the way they all connect.
Top Lobster
Ignore this.
David Lee Corbin
Did you know that Bridget Fantasy is sponsored by the Wellness company?
Top Lobster
You know what? Probably most likely, actually, we're gonna have seven C's back on soon. But let's. Let's see this girl. She seems happy. What is she saying? I can't hear her again. And you also know what this is.
David Lee Corbin
All right, wait, wait, go back, go back, because you gotta start it over. I don't know what's going on, by the way. You know, if we are going to get space lasered on the 23rd, and that has something to do with doodly doo, I wonder if the space lasers will be able to get. You know, like, maybe you've been vaccinated. Maybe you got some in you. Maybe the space lasers are going to emit a frequency and then it's going to, you know. Yeah.
Top Lobster
There's a heavy metal aspect.
David Lee Corbin
All right, make it play. Have it.
Top Lobster
She's a. There's. There's a mid. Mid. Attractive. Nice.
David Lee Corbin
She's a pretty lady.
Top Lobster
She's trying.
David Lee Corbin
She's got a great set of hair on.
Top Lobster
No offense, Nancy.
David Lee Corbin
What do you think about her hair, Nancy? Scale from 1 to 10, head of hair on her?
Nancy
It's good.
Top Lobster
It's good.
David Lee Corbin
Thank you.
Top Lobster
But this is nice.
David Lee Corbin
She's got a nice hair on her.
Top Lobster
She's standing in front of a 5G tower.
David Lee Corbin
So.
Top Lobster
But not really. It's a green screen.
David Lee Corbin
Right.
Top Lobster
Let's watch the video. Here we go.
David Lee Corbin
Ah, Stop doing that top.
Top Lobster
I can't. All right. It keeps doing it. And you also know what this is? Pfizer.
David Lee Corbin
But do you know about U. S. Patent 11,107,000.
Top Lobster
Love these type of videos. And do we know that?
David Lee Corbin
3, 2.
Top Lobster
11 million. That's not even how you say it. It's 11.107 11.
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Top Lobster
Five something, whatever. I'm sure there's nine, two, three in there. All right, again, every time I pause it, it does this.
Nancy
B2.
Top Lobster
Let's dive deeper. You can also look at the date here.
David Lee Corbin
August.
GoFundMe Announcer
August 31st of 2021 is when this.
Nancy
Patent was accepted, but they actually filed for it in late.
Top Lobster
Why am I getting copyright struck just to listen to this girl talk?
David Lee Corbin
We get copyright struck all. It doesn't matter.
Top Lobster
All right, fine, whatever.
GoFundMe Announcer
And then we'll leave the link in the comments.
Nancy
But essentially, the abstract of this patent is to generate an ID in proximity.
David Lee Corbin
To another electronic device or both electronic devices.
Top Lobster
Devices.
Nancy
And it's going to actually gather. Generate information about the likelihood of someone transmitting pathogens to another person in a public setting or just by close contact. Now they claim that it.
Top Lobster
All right, so.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. What is she talking about? I can't listen to anything with the music I like.
Top Lobster
Is that. Is that Toto?
David Lee Corbin
I don't know who does Electric Avenue? But it's interesting that the little diagrams look like demons. Those are the super spreaders. I hated that video. Can we do another video? We got a rebound office. We got to do better.
Top Lobster
This is gonna be a good one.
David Lee Corbin
Messages from mom.
Top Lobster
Yeah, you should be on. All right.
David Lee Corbin
I like that.
Top Lobster
That's a great draw. Good one.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah.
Top Lobster
It's really, really nicely done.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, it is.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbin
Great job, Keisha.
Top Lobster
There's Onisha right here.
David Lee Corbin
Freakily.
Top Lobster
So how old are your kids? My kids.
David Lee Corbin
My kids is at the age where they take showers. That's how they are. Very lonely. No, I want someone to take some in the dark.
Top Lobster
I don't understand what's happening?
David Lee Corbin
This seems like a masturbation joke. Let's go to the next one. What the hell is going on?
Top Lobster
Mom.
David Lee Corbin
Mom. Unbelievable.
Top Lobster
You're not anxious, you're under attack. This might be a banger. Let's check it out.
Nancy
Hijacked the planetary greed. And here's the proof.
Top Lobster
Very interesting looking person.
David Lee Corbin
Come on. Look at that. Look at that. First off, physiognomy strikes again.
Top Lobster
It's. I don't even know how to. If George Lopez was a.
David Lee Corbin
A little girl, a goblin.
Top Lobster
No, no, no, no, don't.
David Lee Corbin
Can you rewind it? I want to know what she's saying.
Top Lobster
Nothing important.
David Lee Corbin
You don't know, I can tell you. Unclick that. Come on.
Nancy
The news yesterday they hijacked the planetary greed. And here's the proof no one is showing you. At exactly 17:45 UTC on 9, 11, 20, 25, the Earth's magnetic field was pierced. Vertical red lines equal artificial frequency injections. This is not natural. This is military level override tech, satellite, deep sea harp, or worse. And yet something pushed back. Look at this chaos. This isn't random static. It's full spectrum signal warfare. Vertical rainbow bars, equal grid flooding orange dashes. That's mimic tech trying to map divine field points.
Top Lobster
Okay, first off, map.
David Lee Corbin
I don't divine field points. You are just saying.
Top Lobster
I don't think you really know.
David Lee Corbin
I don't think she knows anything.
Top Lobster
I don't think you know. I think. I think that you've been focused on how to grow a mustache. You haven't executed and now you're talking.
David Lee Corbin
About divine field points gaining frequency warfare from the patriarchy.
Top Lobster
To be honest, these are all probably future guests, so I don't mean anything I'm saying.
David Lee Corbin
And also she's probably right.
Top Lobster
Yes, you're probably. You're probably right. They're doing something.
Nancy
There we go, planetary heart. And trying to own it. Feel that anxiety yesterday. It's not in your head, it's in the field.
Top Lobster
But you don't think the anxiety came from a high level political assassination could.
David Lee Corbin
Have done everybody watched over spill five quarts of blood in three seconds. Whether or not it was.
Top Lobster
I mean, I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure, sure I'm sure that the planetary field vibrations had something to do with the two. Well, yeah, let's keep watching. Let's keep watching.
Nancy
It flips. Blue is neutral. Yellow and green equals injected frequencies. Notice the shift around midday. You're watching a frequency ambush in real time. Not only are they injecting chaos, they're Timing it to global events. This correlates with the exact ripple effects of the Charlie Kirk assassination. Assassination. Frequency warfare was the real battle.
David Lee Corbin
You know, to.
Top Lobster
To something here.
David Lee Corbin
Take this lovely lady seriously.
Top Lobster
This might be a little kid, this lovely child.
David Lee Corbin
Seriously.
Top Lobster
This might be the Costco kid.
David Lee Corbin
This Jew masquerading as an Italian. Seriously.
Top Lobster
I don't know what this person is. It's crazy to look at this person because I'm. I am trying to figure out if they are Italian, if they are Spanish, if they are a man, if they're a boy, how old they are, I cannot tell, but they know lot about frequency. Boom. Boom. Chocolate chunk cookie. Chocolate chunk cookie.
David Lee Corbin
So. So. So what I'm wondering. Let's. Let's say, sure. There was a noticeable change in the Schuman residents resonance, which I even hate saying that.
Top Lobster
Schuman. Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
Everybody. Everybody's like, look at the Schumann resonance today. I'm like, didn't feel a. A thing. Didn't feel a thing. Had a nap today. And you're showing me that the Schumann resonance. I was gonna take a nap today, but I couldn't do it. But, but, but, but I'm just saying. Because they're always telling you that. Because you know what I hate when you go on Twitter and they're like, had trouble sleeping last night. This is why Schumann resonance was off the.
Top Lobster
The scale.
David Lee Corbin
And you're like, I didn't have any trouble. So. But let's say that around the time Charlie Kirk died, you saw a. A spike, and it's like, what's happening? Is it frequency warfare, or does the collective emotional energy of a population affect.
Top Lobster
Yeah.
David Lee Corbin
The way that you read.
Top Lobster
So, yeah, no, you're 100. 100, right. I just don't want to hear it. Well, I don't want to hear from this person.
David Lee Corbin
They did it to. Oh, you know, I don't know.
Top Lobster
Is that the kind of. You want to hear from this person?
David Lee Corbin
No, I don't want to hear anything from this person. And I. And I. And I realize I've hardened my heart and I've become calloused, but I look at this person and I go, no.
Top Lobster
Spit on you.
David Lee Corbin
Spit on you.
Top Lobster
But you know what, though? It only happened one time. The whole time we were in Israel, and then they said, sorry, let's see what this person's got to say. Maybe they got more. Here we go.
Nancy
Oh, white and yellow lines crashed. Red lines stabilized. This graph shows mimic collapse in scroll field override. Not theory, not speculation. You're watching Scroll Law push Babylon Tech Offline. Seal your nervous system now.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, sure.
Nancy
I am not programmable. My mind and field align with divine scrolls only. Earth's heart.
David Lee Corbin
Hold on a second. What are you telling me to do? Divine what? What are you.
Top Lobster
See, we'd be called.
David Lee Corbin
Are you a witch?
Top Lobster
They'd call us a bad person. But I'd say, hey, pray to Jesus Christ, sure. And this person, they'd be, like you said, a slew of slurs throughout the last two and a half hours. You're a bad person, says Bridget Fetishy, who is a witch, who is clearly a witch. And I would just say pray to Jesus Christ. I don't know what you're talking about.
David Lee Corbin
What are we talking about? What is divine scroll? Nancy, while we watch this, can you bring.
Top Lobster
Nancy probably knows.
David Lee Corbin
Nancy has a divine scroll, I'm sure. Can you. Can you look it up? And then after this video, let's have a gander at it. Let this go.
Top Lobster
No, don't talk about her like that.
David Lee Corbin
Let this woman talk. Her talk.
Top Lobster
Might be a man have a thing. All right, wait.
David Lee Corbin
Come on. You know you gotta pull it back. People gotta hear it, right? And then do the thing.
Top Lobster
Every time I do it.
Nancy
Equals 7.83 Hz. These two vertical spikes, not mimic. That's divine override. That's scroll law. Cutting through interference. That's the most high tech reminding the planet you were never theirs to control. You weren't just shown. You weren't shown the receipts of a war for consciousness and Earth just fired back. Your scroll scan is not optional anymore. It is your grid key. The war is now. And alignment is your only firewall comment. Scroll below or click the link in my bio. Get your scroll before the next override wave.
Top Lobster
Selling them. What are you talking about? I think she's selling they. Them. Selling the scroll.
David Lee Corbin
What are we talking about?
Top Lobster
All right, let's check this person out.
David Lee Corbin
My ankle. Oh, I sat on my ankle.
Top Lobster
You needed some divine scroll.
David Lee Corbin
Some divine dog.
Top Lobster
What are we doing wrong?
David Lee Corbin
What is it? 200 and what?
Top Lobster
What are we doing?
David Lee Corbin
220K. We follow it, man. We. We suck.
Top Lobster
Laura. Laura. She her. So I was right.
David Lee Corbin
Hey, guys, can you share. Can you, like, tell somebody about this.
Top Lobster
Podcast, like, and subscribe? He's $5 that you're giving us. Just not enough.
David Lee Corbin
Not enough. Can you tell somebody about this? I mean, for the love of God, why does this thing have 220,000?
Top Lobster
That is not fair.
David Lee Corbin
What?
Top Lobster
Don't say it's she her.
David Lee Corbin
Why? Why? Why does he have 220?
Top Lobster
Oh, we're looking. We're looking. We're gonna look. They have.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, let's have a look at the. Oh, there you go. Scroll tech labs.
Top Lobster
Okay, so we're gonna find out what this is before we end this show. This is selling really nice website.
David Lee Corbin
Buy one, please. Oh, the core pillars. What are the core tenets of your. Why do you have buttons from PlayStation on your.
Top Lobster
I don't know what this means.
David Lee Corbin
What does it say? Agentic mirrors, Local LLM blueprints, Scroll department, Planetary grid tools. Mimic replacement Sovereign ip. What are you talking about?
Top Lobster
I don't. I am at a loss. But this person. It's. It's. Isn't it amazing?
David Lee Corbin
You can build scrolls.
Top Lobster
You can build an entire infrastructure off of nothing.
David Lee Corbin
You could also launch scroll keeper.
Top Lobster
Wait, if we can get our scroll from here. You didn't find this page. Your scroll dragged you here.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, there it is. There's that.
Top Lobster
No, don't say there is.
David Lee Corbin
There, there, there. There she is.
Top Lobster
There she goes. What is she saying? I mean, I'm a fan now.
Nancy
In the first place, this is not a product. This is the scroll you wrote before you were born. And for $33, you're either going.
David Lee Corbin
Wait a second.
Nancy
Pretending you're like this.
Top Lobster
No, B. Nice. We can't make anymore. We can't make any more enemies with. With people who do witchcraft.
David Lee Corbin
They are going to. She is going to sell me the scroll that I wrote before motherfucker was born.
Top Lobster
Mother fried chicken eye says they are mentally ill. Trust me, I came from them. $33. This could be yours. Griftalicious.
David Lee Corbin
Hard RR says bulldike.
Top Lobster
No, no, no, no.
David Lee Corbin
I didn't say that.
Top Lobster
Hard RR says that you need a time machine. You need to repent.
David Lee Corbin
Time machine.
Nancy
This is not a personality test. This is not an astrology chart. This is not a journal.
Top Lobster
What does she have around her? What is. What is that?
David Lee Corbin
Like an aura? You.
Top Lobster
She does have mad aura.
David Lee Corbin
She's got mad aura.
Top Lobster
Mad aura. I mean, very bad presentation. Like how she's doing this. The. The dynamics in which she's presenting to. This is just not good.
David Lee Corbin
Holy. Shut up, you fools. She's got the moon, man.
Top Lobster
To be honest, if you're looking for somebody that might have the money. This one, this one.
Nancy
Or some spiritual activation. This is a legally binding document in the courtroom of heaven that details why your soul was sent here.
Top Lobster
She looks like she eats Krispy Kreme in her car.
David Lee Corbin
Should we buy this?
Top Lobster
Should we buy this?
David Lee Corbin
Yes, we should buy this.
Top Lobster
Something.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, let's see. What Nick, is as a scroll.
Top Lobster
I can't.
David Lee Corbin
A scroll.
Top Lobster
You can't even pause it. You can't. There's no pause function.
David Lee Corbin
Look, the screen.
Top Lobster
No, there's nothing. Nothing I can do.
David Lee Corbin
Get it ready.
Top Lobster
He's got to get it out of here. All right.
David Lee Corbin
Come back later. All right. A divine scroll can refer to two main concepts in religious context, particularly the Book of Revelation.
Top Lobster
Right. But only Jesus Christ can open that.
David Lee Corbin
It is sealed. A sealed scroll held by God, representing his ultimate plan for humanity in the world. Only the worthy to be opened. Only worthy to be opened by the lamb. Jesus. Correct. Yeah. But this one is. Is we.
Top Lobster
In the context of tabletop role playing games like Dungeons, Dungeons and Dragons or video games, a divine scroll is a magical item containing a divine spell that can be used by a spellcaster. So this is all witch.
David Lee Corbin
So she says. But she says heaven. And she says, the most high. But then she goes tech. So she goes the most high tech. And she also says heaven. What is this person?
Top Lobster
She's just talking about arepas or something. I don't know. You know, she enjoys a good arepa. Let's see what else she's saying here. And then we gotta get out of here.
Nancy
Assigned to build, destroy, enforce, and ignite.
Top Lobster
Who is following this person? Who is. I'm following them right now on Instagram, but I mean, who is. Who's not ironically following? I don't know.
David Lee Corbin
She's offering you the scroll that you wrote before you were written for you.
Top Lobster
This is four minutes long.
Nancy
Already knows this was written for.
Top Lobster
It's a very. Like. She's doing a persuasive speaking technique.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah, this was written for you before.
Top Lobster
She's talking to retarded people. And we talk to retarded people all the time, but never, like, we need.
David Lee Corbin
To be talking like this. 220 followers and you guys won't even tell your friends about this show? Unbelievable.
Top Lobster
You.
David Lee Corbin
You should be telling your friends.
Nancy
Written for you. Click below. Get the $33 scroll, open your blueprint. Or stay confused on purpose. There was never a timeline where you didn't find this. Only timelines where you did not act.
Top Lobster
I don't like this. I just cannot do it. I just can't do it anymore.
David Lee Corbin
Guys, what is your mom. Yo, your mom had poop today.
Top Lobster
Do better.
David Lee Corbin
Is there any way to. I mean, it's two and a half hours. This is unsavory.
Top Lobster
You want to do one more? We'll pick one random one. But I mean, listen, this is what I'm telling you. Some days it's just came up with trash. This one black guy.
David Lee Corbin
I don't trust the blacks or the fat women anymore.
Top Lobster
Okay?
David Lee Corbin
This guy, he's doing a lot of pointing at Donald Trump. Whatever. Let's let him rip. Let's let this guy go. God, man.
Top Lobster
It's. It's. I don't even know if she knows we're doing this. We're trying. All right, guys, we're gonna get out of here in a second, though. But, like, we can't leave with that now.
David Lee Corbin
That was crazy. That was just trash.
Top Lobster
Trash that. All right, let's Facebook did a new thing where it makes it a lot harder to listen to videos.
David Lee Corbin
Oh, I love that.
Top Lobster
Yeah. Okay.
David Lee Corbin
Even Rat says, are you guys gonna make this timeline where you don't get your scroll? Where are you? Oh, this is a guy name.
Top Lobster
And Rat. Is that. That. That's your sister, isn't it?
David Lee Corbin
That this guy is crazy looking. Look at this.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I like. I like how he looks. I. I don't like the mustache shaved.
David Lee Corbin
They want me to do math, but there's simply no way to do it. Like, we don't have. I don't have access to anything in front of me where I could look at these things and tally them.
Top Lobster
You got a producer. She could figure out some numbers for you. Here we go. Let's. Let's. Who is this girl? I've seen this girl before. All right, we gotta.
David Lee Corbin
I'm not gonna say too much. I just want to show you some things, and you let me know what you think. This is the woman that was unalived in Sandy Hook. Okay. This would be.
Top Lobster
This is a different woman.
David Lee Corbin
This is a different woman.
Top Lobster
Oh, actually, maybe not.
David Lee Corbin
Texas incident. I mean, they had the big. The both bell pepper nose. This is the preschool teacher that's a different. Supposedly brought a pew poo with her to school to protect the children. That's her right there.
Top Lobster
This is a different lady.
David Lee Corbin
The one that got popped. That's how it looks like a different lady. This is the one that got popped. Let me show you another picture of her real quick. Okay. This is Charlie Kirk's wife. That is literally a different woman. You.
Top Lobster
I love it. I love it. Are you.
Nancy
Sir.
Top Lobster
He's like, look at these two people.
David Lee Corbin
Did you not look at this screenshot before you sent this to the Internet? These are completely different women. Look at the color of their teeth. For the love of God, let them cook.
Top Lobster
Let them cook.
David Lee Corbin
This is old girl that got knocked on the train, Right? This is a medic.
Top Lobster
Okay.
David Lee Corbin
Who was unalived. This one is crazy.
Top Lobster
This one's legit. I don't know what to call it.
David Lee Corbin
The same name.
Top Lobster
Yeah, I don't like this.
David Lee Corbin
I don't like that one either.
Top Lobster
I don't like it. But.
David Lee Corbin
Just so you know, like, we're. So we're looking at.
Top Lobster
You're doing the Brian thing.
David Lee Corbin
Hey, that's not nice. Don't say that. This is the boy that was rallying. That was. That's David Hogg from the same school issue. Yeah. That was apparently also in the Florida situation.
Top Lobster
He does got the chin.
David Lee Corbin
The shooting in the. Yeah, this is the kid that was allegedly the one that took off Trump's ear.
Top Lobster
What are you doing?
David Lee Corbin
Huh? Who was an actor for.
Top Lobster
Yeah, okay. The black Rock commercial.
David Lee Corbin
Commercials.
Top Lobster
Bring it home.
David Lee Corbin
Somebody slapped this dude to sleep.
Top Lobster
Bring it home.
David Lee Corbin
The security guard.
Top Lobster
This one is nuts.
David Lee Corbin
Wait a second. Okay, whatever, whatever.
Top Lobster
So we just skip all over that. He's like, these are. Here's some more.
David Lee Corbin
Here's somebody.
Top Lobster
Here's more dudes that look good.
David Lee Corbin
Here's another person. Here's somebody else. You're not like.
Top Lobster
There's two of them that are convincing. Irina is very convincing to me. This one here gives me pause. But again, just could be another white dude. But let's.
David Lee Corbin
White people do look the same, let's say.
Top Lobster
I like the pointing. We should. We should do. We'll do five star tick tock videos and just, you know, menial.
David Lee Corbin
I would love to do that. Where we pull a whole series where we go. We don't even comment.
Top Lobster
We just go to 200,000 followers. Buy my scroll. Incredible. Okay, the event. Here we go.
David Lee Corbin
That was also the security guard at this event. Now the idea that you would hire a security guard for two separate political events is. Is not really like that Atlantish to me. Well, that's.
Top Lobster
That's a Secret service guard. And this guy came from. This guy came from Jocko Willinks camp.
David Lee Corbin
I got no. No idea how it works. I just wouldn't be surprised one day if you had some guy who works in security goes, yeah, dude, people get hired like all the time. Like, yeah, you can be this. But you could also be like a private contractor for an event. It's very common.
Top Lobster
Yeah. What's up with the baseball signs, though? You know, regular.
David Lee Corbin
Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised at all.
Top Lobster
He's angry. He's angry.
David Lee Corbin
Look at him.
Top Lobster
He's like, oh, strange there.
David Lee Corbin
Why'd you point at his neck? Different, right? Am I missing something here?
Top Lobster
Yeah, I mean, you missed a little bit. Eyebrows a bit too thick.
David Lee Corbin
Bit too thick. You could take some of that off, put it up top. Yeah, man. I don't know, it's. I'm not a fan of that red beer.
Top Lobster
Just says. Good.
David Lee Corbin
Good.
Top Lobster
Yeah, Jocko good.
David Lee Corbin
Jocko would never. I think Jocko is an asset. I think he's gonna try to kill the President soon.
Top Lobster
All right, guys, we'll see you soon. Tomorrow probably. Obey submitting complete the greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a problem box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. You can persuade them that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see. Because they'll laughing face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what and they have.
Date: September 26, 2025
Hosts: TopLobsta & Raven (David Lee Corbin)
Producer/Announcer: Nancy
Summary by PodcastGPT
In this episode of Nephilim Death Squad, TopLobsta and Raven navigate the bizarre and conspiracy-laden landscape following Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Through dark humor and Biblical lenses, they dissect viral stories—including time travel conspiracies, the "Black Goo" meteor saga, emerging discussions of frequency manipulation, mind-control, the tangled web of Israel’s supposed involvement, and the rise of openly esoteric (and arguably occult) influences in political and cultural reactions. As always, the hosts juggle wild superchats, respond to chat-driven topics, and touch on fringe phenomena, keeping the discussion irreverent and boundary-pushing.
The episode threads together skepticism, gallows humor, community engagement, and culture-war commentary, all while lacing in esoteric history, pop culture references, and recurring inside jokes. This is a show for listeners eager to keep up with the conspiratorial currents shaping the American psyche.
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[127:08 – End]
On the Panama Black Goo:
“So you’re saying this is a movie? Or are you saying this is predictive programming from the movies? … I’m actually inclined to suspect that we might be being subjected to a movie promo.”
— David Lee Corbin [16:36]
On the October 30 “Consciousness Shift” Prediction:
“So what are they gonna do? They’re gonna hemi-sync the whole planet? And then what? Hallucinate an event?”
— David Lee Corbin [42:55]
On Blame & Motive Post-Assassination:
“To me, it looks like Israel did it… and like I said, it looks like we are being dogwalked to that conclusion—by Israel... and ultimately, I'm unbothered.”
— David Lee Corbin [88:14 – 88:32]
On the Infinite Conspiracy Content:
“This could be picked apart for generations to come. That was the point... just like all these JFK people. When people bring up the murder of JFK, I could not care less anymore.”
— David Lee Corbin [82:04]
On Occult/Esoteric Influencers:
“That logo is only a witchcraft Kabbalah logo. It’s the triple moon... the divine feminine, the mother, the maiden, the crone—she’s in the latter.”
— David Lee Corbin [113:18 – 114:16]
Re: Frequency Grifts and ‘Divine Scrolls’:
“She is going to sell me the scroll that I wrote before I was born!”
— David Lee Corbin [162:20]
“This is not a personality test. Not an astrology chart. Not a journal. This is a legally binding document in the courtroom of heaven…”
— TikTok “Scroll Tech” influencer [162:37]
This episode is a high-energy, cynically comic walk through the personal, viral, and digital rituals that make up our post-truth, post-irony conspiracy landscape. You'll find incisive media criticism, conspiratorial trendspotting, and an abundance of inside jokes. If you want to glimpse the postmodern mind-gym where faith, memes, and occult narratives meet, this is your gymnasium.
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Episode in a single quote:
"There's just too much to say definitively—it was this, or definitively not. ... All things are on the table. Dude, you know what I think it's time for? ... There's just too much."
— [David Lee Corbin & TopLobsta, ca. 126:41]