
In this wild Neph 2 America episode (recorded 4/29/26), David Lee Corbo (The Raven) and Top Lobsta (father of disinformation) dive deep into the Trump White House Correspondents Dinner "assassination attempt" AI slop — the magic chicken fork that...
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David Lee Corbo
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Producer Nancy
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David Lee Corbo
Yeah, Go grab some.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
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David Lee Corbo
a live studio audience. Viewer discretion is advised. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Neph to America. I am David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. That is Top Lobster, the father of disinformation.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What's up? What's up?
David Lee Corbo
And he just ate a whole pastry, like in the intro, which was really crazy. From the top. Yeah, you kind of did it in a. In a sensual way.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
More disrespectful to eat it from the back or the top?
David Lee Corbo
Well, it's really. There's no way to determine what the top and the. Or the bottom of a pastry is.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
There is.
David Lee Corbo
Oh. Oh. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Like if it was a coffee cake with the crumble on top. You ate a crumble first. Good. Yeah. Also, it's a rectangle, so you're probably not breathing pretty well right now.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, no, it's crumbly.
David Lee Corbo
Crumbly.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's. It's really good. Just made this.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, did she? I think she makes a lot of the pastries that are in there. Not all of them, but a lot of them. If you come to the standard coffee shop slash casino slash NDS studios, you too can have one of Matt's wife's pastries. Matt's wife My wife. If you go to patreon.com/now/ephilim death Squad, sign up at whatever tier you'd like, but preferably one that includes money given to us. You can gain early access to episodes.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You want to hear something fucking crazy?
David Lee Corbo
What's that?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Somebody complaining about Straight Bible. Yeah, Being available.
David Lee Corbo
Being unavailable or available.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Being available on YouTube.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's. Straight Bible is its own entity. Sorry, we're gonna fucking cut the plugs.
David Lee Corbo
That's okay. Yeah, go ahead.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Straight Bible is its own entity.
David Lee Corbo
Entity.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Entities.
David Lee Corbo
Entity.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Elephant titties. And so Jumanji recently, it was a
David Lee Corbo
good did the elephant cities in Jumanji.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It might have.
David Lee Corbo
I was looking, I was like, I
Co-host (possibly Matt)
don't know that it's his own entity. And he's like, how come I can't watch this on Streamyard? And then I go, I look at his profile and he goes, this guy's a member. It says how much that he's paid us lifetime. Guess how much?
David Lee Corbo
Probably $5.0. Oh zero. So he's been a free member forever. Complaining, complaining about something free that he could go just to a different platform and watch for free. That we give away for free. Because it's. It's biblical. It's scripture based content.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Give us money.
David Lee Corbo
If you want to give us money and not bitch and moan about it. I prefer either. Yeah, I'll really take either. Or like if you're gonna about it and give us money or you're not gonna about us and give us money, either way, it's fine with me. That's where you want to do a patreon.com forward/nephilim. That squad. And I want to remind everybody that the general admission tickets are they. They're available on toplops.com oh yeah. General admission to Bohemian Grove is officially available on toplopsa.com Guys, come and see us on August 8th in Wildwood, Florida. There's gonna be performances from a bunch of your favorite creators. Live podcasts are going to be streamed from that place. It's going to be comedy, Christianity and conspiracy. There's also going to be a really awesome merch section. And we're gonna hang out all day, guys. Gonna be like noon to probably 7 or 8pm and then we're all gonna get together at the second standard coffee shop location in Wildwood, Florida. And we're gonna hang out there together. And then I highly recommend going, I
Co-host (possibly Matt)
gotta update this list of things to do.
David Lee Corbo
Nothing. There's really nothing to do.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Swing.
Producer Nancy
When are we watching the movie?
David Lee Corbo
Which movie?
Producer Nancy
The one you've been talking about.
David Lee Corbo
What the hell is that? That thing called Jumanji? No, not Jumanji. Above. Majestic.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, you want to rent.
Producer Nancy
No, no, no, no. The one we're gonna watch in theaters.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, I don't know when we're gonna do that.
Producer Nancy
Disclosure Day?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. I don't know. We haven't made any moves towards that. It is something that I'd like to do with. Did the movie come out already?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, I don't think so. No days?
Producer Nancy
Not yet.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Chad, is this real?
David Lee Corbo
I think it does come out in April. I thought it came out in April. Maybe it comes out in May. But whatever it is, it's really soon. Maybe. I don't know if you can. Retro.
Producer Nancy
June 12th.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, June 12th.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
March, April, May, June.
David Lee Corbo
Would it stay in theaters till August?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, but I think we could request. Are you sure it played okay?
David Lee Corbo
Cause if we can. Yeah, that would be the shit.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You think so?
David Lee Corbo
Maybe, like, the following Monday we go. Like.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
People aren't going to stay around for a whole week.
David Lee Corbo
That's crazy. That is crazy talk.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Crazy talk.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. Well, we'll have to see about it. I would like to do that. And worst comes to worse, we'll just buy it out for ourselves only.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, we could do that. It's affordable.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. I mean, we're basically rich.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What is Bohemian Grove?
David Lee Corbo
Bohemian Grove is a disaster. It's. Last time it was almost a race war. It's not going to be a race war this time. I would say what Bohemian Grove is first and foremost is a direct offensive line. Or defensive. No, it's an offensive line because we will kill them, the aliens, when they disclose them. That's really what Bohemian Grove is kind of about. I mean, we're going to get you together and we're going to entertain you and we're going to have laughs. But we're also going to arm you, and I mean physically, with weapons, to kill the aliens in air quotes when they disclose them to us. And then the way that I see it is that's going to be their last move. So what we're going to do is we're going to use Nephilim Death Squad, the platform that we've built and the listeners that we've accrued along the way. And we're going to create what is going to be known as the NDS administration. So we're going to kill the alien deception. And then we're going to push Donald Trump out of office, and we will lead with our own Selected, full language. Yes. Well, we're going to coerce.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Coerce him out of all.
David Lee Corbo
He's going to consent to leaving. Okay. After we have our.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Grab him by the ear.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Right out of office.
David Lee Corbo
That's it. We'll drag him out.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Okay.
David Lee Corbo
Give him a little pat on the tuchus. And then we're gonna sit down with our council. And our council will be selected at Bohemian Grove. So that's really what Bohemian Grove is. And it's all. It's also a lot of fun.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You know, I saw a movie, which one yesterday. It's called Begonia. You ever seen that?
David Lee Corbo
Begonia. Is that pronounced the right way?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, dog, let me make sure I. Begonia.
David Lee Corbo
That sounds like a made up word.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It kind of is.
David Lee Corbo
I think a council of nine might not be enough atmo. We might have to have like 12 or 13 here. Let's see.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Begonia.
David Lee Corbo
Well, that's a really stupid fucking word.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, but what a great movie.
David Lee Corbo
Really.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yeah, yeah. What's her name? Emma Stone. And this guy here, Jess.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, met Damon.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Meth. Damon.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's who he is.
David Lee Corbo
Yes, that's Damon.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Great actor.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
This movie is about. It's crazy because it pertains. This guy thinks that Emma Stone is an alien. Some sort of a Pleiadian or something.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Okay.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He kidnaps her and he keeps her in his basement. And he's getting. He's trying to get her to admit
David Lee Corbo
to being an alien.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, Being an alien and like kind of taking over the earth. But it's got to happen.
David Lee Corbo
Don't spoil it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I got.
David Lee Corbo
Well, okay, go ahead.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He's got it. He's got to get her to confess or get her to stop something from happening. Like, because there's going to be a Galactic Federation meeting that happens on a lunar eclipse.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's like four days until the lunar eclipse. And all this shit is going down until then. And what.
David Lee Corbo
What a fantastic. Actually sounds really great.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Let me tell you something.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
At no point, at no point in the watching of this movie, sure did I know what was going on.
David Lee Corbo
I kind of like that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, it was just fucking wild.
David Lee Corbo
You know what? I'm going through a very similar experience. I'm revisiting something that as you go through it, you don't know what's going on.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Seth knows what's up.
David Lee Corbo
Banger. Banger. Movie, though. All right, well, yeah, maybe I have to check it out. Oh, shout out to Seth. He's gonna be at Bohemian Grove.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. Guys, Please donate to his lawsuit.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, who's suing him now.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, Dan Duvall.
David Lee Corbo
Duvall, yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Kill him.
David Lee Corbo
That's fine.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
So I've been going through the. A very similar thing where I like, I don't know what's going on. Even though it's my second go through. I am currently five hours into Mother Horse eyes. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No clue what's going on.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, it is so good. It's so good. I feel like there's so much I didn't catch the first time around. That's.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's one that you got to watch in segments.
David Lee Corbo
Segments.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Segments.
David Lee Corbo
Segmentation.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yes.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's. Dude, it's a fantastic listen. I highly recommend, especially for the members, you go back and have that ad. Free listening experience. Go back, man.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Go back. Listen to our breakdown of it.
David Lee Corbo
It's fucking. Oh, we never did it. You know why? Because it's like crazy. To break down a 10 hour thing is to do a 20 hour thing, is it not?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Seth is asking us questions in the chat. I mean, we usually only respond to super chats.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's true. Seth, just come. Just come. Dude. You're gonna come.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Just come. Bring your hair.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, don't leave it. That's for sure. The day that everything goes south for Seth is the day he cuts his hair.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I think so.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. If he just had a regular haircut, I couldn't even listen to him.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I like the road. The. What is it called? The. The ramen noodle.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, yeah. It's very Ramen noodle.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, it's beautiful.
David Lee Corbo
It's a good look. He's got a good set of hair, dude. I'm telling you though. Mother horse eyes. The more I listen to it because I'm getting comfortable.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You watch this movie?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I'll watch that movie.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You should watch it.
David Lee Corbo
I'm currently watching from. From and it's very difficult.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Like them.
David Lee Corbo
Them, but from. Huh. It's. It's. You know, there's a time loop thing. There's. There's a lot of fascinating concepts in from, you know, monsters that need your permission to come in at night. A lot of really great stuff. The acting is just beneath the tear that I can tolerate and it makes it so that every fucking buddy is unlikable in that film.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's like acting like the Green Arrow kind of acting.
David Lee Corbo
It's just above that but not far enough above it. And I'm having a hard go of it because like, for example, one of the things they did, this has less to do with acting. But they're in A town where they have to ration food.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Is this why. Is this why you have acting going on in your house?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know, dude. Oh, my God. Yeah. For those of you that don't know, I would have been here, we would have been on time if it wasn't for all of a sudden my son having missed his bus. And I'm very frustrated with him because he's been doing a lot of. He's 10 years old and he's just learned how to lie.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yeah. I remember those days.
David Lee Corbo
Driving me nuts, dude. Because he thinks that we're. And we don't pick up on it. And it's like, I'm picking my battles. Because when you say you're lying, what do they say? No, I'm not. And now I've got it. Even though you're saying, no, you're not, now I got to punish you.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And now in your head, you're going to whip up this unfair punishment thing. And it's actually really, really frustrating. And it's a little bit more challenging than I expected. This. This era of fatherhood thinks it's easier
Co-host (possibly Matt)
to lie to you when you dress like that.
David Lee Corbo
Yes. I think that the way that I dress causes my son to disrespectfully, openly. But yeah, so. So he missed his bus because, quote, he was staying after to help his teacher, which is fucking an insane thing.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh.
David Lee Corbo
Because the bus was just going to wait.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What if he's fucking his teacher?
David Lee Corbo
Good God, man. Anyway, so these are problems. In three years I've heard. I've heard stories recently in Florida. He's. He's three years away from potentially getting fucked by his teacher. So. Dude, I've been hearing horrifying stories on that front. One of them that was really funny, that's actually not about a teacher. Was about the pastor in. In the villages here where we live, who just got arrested for bigamy, which is a very funny word. Which just didn't know that was illegal to marry somebody when you're already married. I always knew that. I just didn't know it was called bigamy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Do you think it's like a tax thing?
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David Lee Corbo
Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. That's a good question. Because I don't see them getting involved with the morality of.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Because I know. Like, they're like, if you have a spouse, your taxes, you get, like, more credits.
David Lee Corbo
You know what's amazing?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Credits.
David Lee Corbo
You. You have an unbelievable ability. It is that I will start a story and you'll ask a question that will branch me on another story. And then you ask a question that'll bring. Now I'm story ception. I don't remember what the original story was.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, tell us about Bohemian Grove and Grove.
David Lee Corbo
What is Bohemian Grove? It's fantastic bigamy. It's not bigamy. That's what everything turns into, right? That's what every fucking cult. That's where they all go wrong.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Tell you something. My chair.
David Lee Corbo
My chair. I think we switched chairs. This is so much better. I fucking hate that chair.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You switch my chair.
David Lee Corbo
I might have switched because I pulled them all out to clean in here today. You didn't even notice that I cleaned in here today. I wiped everything down. I didn't vacuum, but I swept. See, this is what you're doing. You're doing the story thing.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, I'm not doing this.
David Lee Corbo
You are doing it. You can do it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Like, maybe. Maybe that's why I feel crazy. Because I. Like, I'm not at it. I'm not even at a 90 degree.
David Lee Corbo
I'm crazy. One of these chairs is 70 degrees. Yeah. One of these chairs is ADHD. 10 to A. Yeah. So. So, okay, hold on. Let's bring it back to the original thing. Wait, wait, wait. Mother horse eyes?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What's that mean?
David Lee Corbo
Is that. Is that a anti Semitic trope brought to you by meth drink? So? So I was talking about mother horse eyes. And I just want to say on that front, I highly recommend going and listening to this. This guy posted this back in 2016. Everything is in there. That's why I think that's in There. Yeah, Q is in there. And it's like, I'm listening to what Q is in his universe. For those of you that don't know, Mother Horse Eyes is a bunch of stories about experiences that an LSD addict lived. So he does lsd and he has these experiences, brief moments into other lives across history. Some that have actually happened, some that have never happened, some that are yet to happen, like all kinds of crazy. And on its face it sounds and just entertaining, but when you're listening to it, it has so many elements of things that we now know are very true. And Q is in his story. And when he says Q is a thing that we created that came out of a flesh portal and then is. Is an amalgamation of a fleshy human DNA and is some sort of sentient intelligence that is directly jacked into the Internet. But it's in the ocean in the Atlantic somewhere. I'm like, fucking, maybe. Maybe, dude. Like this.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It is so whales.
David Lee Corbo
It is so awesome. Yeah, honestly, like Mother Horse Eyes, I'm listening to this and I'm like, this is so much better than any of the slop I watch. Yeah, like from Fuck.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Mangonia Begonia is slop. They miss a lot. But they.
David Lee Corbo
I like those actors, though.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yes. I like. All the acting is fantastic. I think they nail what they do. Nail is the. I think they nail the idea of what the conspiracy theorist is. They do it in a way that kind of goes over the line. But. But I think when you watch it. When you watch.
David Lee Corbo
I'll check it out because I have to take a break from. From. It's just. It's fucking very frustrating.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, don't get.
David Lee Corbo
By the way, somebody hit us up recently and they were like, you gu. Check this place out.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What? Where?
David Lee Corbo
Cafe Bitch nigga.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yeah, I know about that place.
David Lee Corbo
I'm like, what are you talking about, baby?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I already got sued by them.
David Lee Corbo
We might have that. Well, I think you got ceased and desisted.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, it was close.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was close. You walked that line.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I don't check my email. So, like, Like, I might have got served five emails and they were like, excuse me, sir.
David Lee Corbo
Excuse me, sir. By the way, I watched a review of somebody going in there and when you watch it, you'd be like, damn, I feel bad.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What did he say?
David Lee Corbo
They're fantastic.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They're nice.
David Lee Corbo
They're so nice, dude.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, dude.
David Lee Corbo
Dude went in there dead, no business. And eight said it was. It tasted like love. And they were saying they refused to let him pay.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Really? Yep. Because he reviewed him, and I'm sitting here.
David Lee Corbo
Well, they think that you're insulting them.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I'm not.
David Lee Corbo
It's not at all pronounced bitch nigga.
Producer Nancy
Where are they located?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They're in Tampa. Hold on.
David Lee Corbo
Tampa or like, Pinellas County?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They're in Pinellas County.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. That's actually pretty close to where I used to live. I think we actually passed it one day when I was going to, like, my niece's grad situation.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I passed it and actually on the way, because I love, like, ramen. Oh, no.
David Lee Corbo
Well, technically, it's foe.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's faux. That you can get ramen from there. You can get other kinds of soup. It's like a Vietnam. Vietnamese restaurant as well. Yeah, Here it is.
David Lee Corbo
Boom. Yeah, yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Cafe.
David Lee Corbo
Cafe.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
There it is. 5572 Park Boulevard. Yeah, but it would be cool if we can get them catered.
David Lee Corbo
Like, I would love to do that. I just don't know.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I don't know, like, the feasibility. Nancy, would you get them? Nancy, you speak Asian, right? Maybe you could.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy, can I get a noodle?
Producer Nancy
I can try.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
There we go.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, maybe we'd have them cater the. Maybe the VIP day.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Can you cater soup? What if we just got, like, a van?
David Lee Corbo
August, Dude, Nancy with the hair. Everybody's just sweating, just eating like. It is delicious, actually, but I'm sweating my ass off. All right, so let's get into some of this content, because I did. I did bring up a lot of stuff.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Go ahead and change my chair.
David Lee Corbo
You got to change your chair. Fine. Fuck it, dude. Change your chair like this. No, it is brutal. It is brutal. There was one of these. I think it is that chair where it's just been fucking my backup for a long time, because I just assumed it was the chairs until I accidentally swapped our chairs. And I can feel right now like, no, this is fantastic. A friend of mine who works in a pirate ship in Tampa sent me a pic of their sign one day. I sent him a link to the shirt. There you go. Hell, yeah. Baron of gray matter. Yeah, we get it all the time. Somebody actually tagged us in it today. Look at this. Cafe. Cafe bitch nigga. Oh, great. The fucking. Okay, there it is. Gonna say the auto switching is there. All right, so let me bring up some of this stuff, and we'll get it up. You good over there? You don't know if that one. Did you test that one? Oh, and it's fine. I'm getting a feedback loop. We don't want that. All right, so let's go into the production room and let's see what we got. We got a couple of fun things here.
Producer Nancy
So I sent you something.
David Lee Corbo
You sent me something? Hold on here. Let's see what Nancy sent Mr. Chickens. Magic Fork. Yes, Mr. Chickens. All right, fine. We'll fucking start with Mr. Chicken's Magic Fork.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Sorry, guys, I'm just.
David Lee Corbo
I'm a guy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I'm a man of action.
David Lee Corbo
You need to be comfy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
How do you fucking sit like this? You sat like this for six months.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it wasn't good for my back. I said. I just thought it was the chairs.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Nah, dog.
David Lee Corbo
No, they're pretty. They're pretty good.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Your chair was like. It was like, lean forward.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know why. It's very strange. Like, no matter what I did, I couldn't.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's what I was doing. I was like, no, fuck this.
David Lee Corbo
I'm about to go out there and
Co-host (possibly Matt)
throw it in the garbage now.
David Lee Corbo
Leave it for one of the old. Somebody's got a back that shape like that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
So mom sits like that. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
So there you go. That's gonna be good for somebody out there. Here, let's bring this up. This from Nancy. I don't know what this is. It says Mr. Chicken Fork. Let's add this to the stage. Boom. And I got so many tabs open. What the fuck is going on? Which. Where is it? Where did it go?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I don't know. It went away.
David Lee Corbo
Is it this one? It went away.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, that's cafe bitch nigga.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I don't know.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What are you doing?
David Lee Corbo
I thought I added. Oh, I added cafe bitch nigga. My mistake. Here we go. All right, Nancy, this better be good. Can you put this up on the thingy? There it is. Why is this a thing? This. This hoodie. Hoodie with the tied up.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Like this is for retarded people.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. All right, fine. Does Raven still have his garbage picked white chair? Actually, it's in my garage now.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I forgot about the garbage.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's. And we do. We'll talk about sport drink. I did get the sport dream.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yeah? How's that working?
David Lee Corbo
I had a ton of dreams, so we'll talk about that. But we'll get into that later on. That chair is now in the garage. So I can convince my wife to like, come out and.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I had a dream.
David Lee Corbo
Did you? Blah, blah, blah. That's the wrong one.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I did. I had. Was a crazy one. But let's watch it.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. Let's watch Mr. Chicken Fork or something.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Did anyone see this during the alleged assassination Attempt on Trump. This dude just casually eating a piece of chicken, but then all of a sudden a fork appears in his hand.
Producer Nancy
What?
David Lee Corbo
Holy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Nothing is real, bro. Play that again.
David Lee Corbo
That is so not real. Like that's if eating chicken.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
First off, nobody had. They don't serve you chicken at this the galas.
David Lee Corbo
This is the guy that they're like, yeah, he didn't even care. He wasn't afraid.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, they give you chicken, but not. That's like fried chicken that he's eating.
David Lee Corbo
It doesn't even matter. It turns into a fork. I saw pictures of this, this guy unbothered, unmoved by.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, that's right, they were all ducking.
David Lee Corbo
Look at him. Yeah, and this guy's just chilling, eating chicken. Clearly he's got attendee. Turns into a whole fork with attendee at the end of it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Why is this guy so cold?
David Lee Corbo
Is this just a perspective issue that we're here? Let's watch it again.
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David Lee Corbo
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Co-host (possibly Matt)
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Guest or Additional Commentator
Did anyone see this? During the alleged assassination attempt on Trump, this dude just casually eating a piece of chicken, but then all of a sudden a fork appears in his hand.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Bang.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Right here. Clearly no fork. But then right here, right here.
David Lee Corbo
This. By the way, when he moves his hand, there's an ear behind his hand.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Really?
David Lee Corbo
And it just doesn't make sense. It doesn't look like it's placed on anyone's head.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Do it again.
David Lee Corbo
Well, you'll see it.
Guest or Additional Commentator
There's a little transition where the fork just kind of appears in his hand.
David Lee Corbo
What the. What is that massive of human back there? That's a flesh interface. Shout out, mother.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, look at that. Look at the. The guy's head right here. That's not even a real head. You see the guy above?
David Lee Corbo
Well, I could see he's got a weird hairline. At the. At the bare minimum, he's got a crazy Hairline.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
None of this is real. Yeah, this is all segments.
David Lee Corbo
Segments of people. What's going on here?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
This is wonderful.
David Lee Corbo
Is this really footage from the. Nancy, is this really supposed to be footage from the thing? If you say it is, I'll believe you.
Producer Nancy
I didn't check Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
You're just supposed to fucking say things. Confident?
Producer Nancy
Yes. Thank you.
David Lee Corbo
All right.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, wow.
Guest or Additional Commentator
And he brings it down, and the chicken is now on a fork. When the chicken was clearly right in his fingers. And then there's one more thing right here that just kind of appears in his hand.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
A knife.
David Lee Corbo
Gonna kill you.
Guest or Additional Commentator
What is that? There's nothing in his hand. And then all of a sudden it just appears.
David Lee Corbo
Don't talk about that.
Guest or Additional Commentator
There's this clip with Erica Kirk and Dana White.
David Lee Corbo
I didn't get down. It was awesome. I literally took every minute of it in. And it was pretty. Pretty crazy.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Unique experience, but if you just have a little bit of patience.
David Lee Corbo
Wait a second. Wait a second. That's weird. It looks like a. Maybe I'm just looking into. It's like an old dude. Oh, no. You can see he is there behind Dana's shoulder.
Guest or Additional Commentator
But if you just have a little bit of patience and an eye for this stuff, then you'll realize that none of this is actually real. Look at his face right here. How it just makes this hard right angle on his cheek.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
Guest or Additional Commentator
And the light is just phasing right through his cheek. I mean, then look. Look up here. You see this hard right angle also, where his skin just kind of.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Are you saying Dana White's not real, or we saying that. That this isn't real?
David Lee Corbo
I think I'm comfortable with the idea that this entire time Dana White's not been real. Like, he's never been real.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Who's putting the belts on people?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know, because I feel like I told Joe Rogan.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
This is crazy. I don't think Joe Rogan's real.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, this could just be camera resolution. Shit. Is the pixelation of the chicken? No, no, not the chicken, but Dana White's noggin having a couple of 90 degree angles in it. They could just be a pixelation thing that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It could be. It's on the shape of this doesn't explain what we just saw with.
David Lee Corbo
That's different. That's different.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The guy just eating chicken.
David Lee Corbo
I'm sorry. I'm very gay.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's all good. It's all good.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Line behind him.
Yeah.
And then there's one more right here. You see this one right here?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Sure.
Guest or Additional Commentator
The little indent.
David Lee Corbo
See, my thing, though, is that I've watched AI create unbelievable shit.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That doesn't just have some, like, pixelation around the edges.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Let me tell you, man. I'm watching my. My kids enjoy Slop. They watch a lot of AI slop on YouTube when they're with my parents, and they watch the thing, and they go, hey, which one would you rather have, A, B, or C? And it's like, Mario Yoshi.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And then they spin and. Mario, Mario, Mario. What did I say now?
Producer Nancy
You said Mario.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Okay. What's the difference? What's the difference?
Producer Nancy
Nancy, Mario. Woman. Women.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, all right. We're just doing that now.
David Lee Corbo
This is pattern recognition. Nancy is. She's got a keen ear for Nasty
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Nancy, can you get down here? Nasty Nancy, can you get down here sooner?
Producer Nancy
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
All right. It would be nice to be here and have Nancy produce.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
You know, in real time.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I would have stood up right here as she got me the chair.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And just waited.
David Lee Corbo
It'd be great. When she messes up, we just take our shoes off and whip them at her.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I got. I got an extra pair of shoes, whatever.
David Lee Corbo
With a lot of shirts. Please stop distracting. My kids.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Watch Slop. And, like, the older slop just from last year, like, again, it'll be like, hey, which one do you want? Then, like, characters spin around, and then it'll be like a toothbrush, but it's designed like Mario. And the kids lose their shit over this a year ago.
David Lee Corbo
You know, the thing is, they don't even lose their shit. They just.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Just go. They go, oh. But they pick. They're like, I wanted that one. Give me that one. A year ago. The toothbrushes look like.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I was watching it today with them.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, they're flawless.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's flawless.
David Lee Corbo
Flawless.
Producer Nancy
Flawless.
David Lee Corbo
This is unlike Dana White's head, which is what's giving me pause, because it's, like, not flawless. Yeah. I don't think we're dealing with AI in this particular instance.
Guest or Additional Commentator
In his head, you can see the wall behind it. You see, the reason why we're allowed to talk about the conspiracy behind this, how it might have been staged or whatever, is because they don't care whether you think it really happened or if it was staged, because it's still masking the fact that it's just not real and it's AI. It's like pretty much every other conspiracy. They don't care how you look at this thing as long as you're not looking at it as entirely fake.
David Lee Corbo
So you Know, my. My thing on that is. I don't know if you've been looking at it. I haven't. I don't give a fuck.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I don't care either.
David Lee Corbo
I don't care at all that it happened. The only times that I've seen anything on it were not my choice. They just came across my feed.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I asked the lady. I was like, so, White House correspondence dinner, real or gay? And she goes, is there all clones? She's like, he's got clones. And I'm like, fucking, maybe. Yeah, maybe he's got clones.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. You know what she's got? Fucking pen. It's a pen. And when you double click it, honestly,
Co-host (possibly Matt)
our fans might want to look over here.
David Lee Corbo
Camera.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I want $15.
David Lee Corbo
Watch this. Ready?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What?
David Lee Corbo
That's actually super fucking cool.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It actually is really good. But, I mean, the price point is a little crazy. I get it. She's probably like. She's got to do, like, mass manufacturer.
David Lee Corbo
She's got a grift off these old people. Yeah, you got to get.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You got to get that price down to at least $4. $15.
David Lee Corbo
$15 for a pen. It also comes with a pin that you pin on your shirt, and then it goes bloop, and it magnets to your shirt, so you never lose it. But I go, old people lose their own glasses on their head.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. As a matter of fact, an old person lost their fucking walker or something.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Their cane back there. I'm like, how did you leave? And the other one, actually, because this one says, this is crazy. It says, I am.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Making America great. I get great again. And that's because. Because God is the great. I am.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He said, who's I am? I said, you mean Trump? Like Trump?
David Lee Corbo
God, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I would never.
David Lee Corbo
I would never.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Nancy, did you kick the people out already?
Producer Nancy
I did.
David Lee Corbo
We don't even get a chance to say goodbye to them anymore.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Damn.
David Lee Corbo
That's cold blooded.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Nancy, you brogrove.com for your tickets? Actually, that's the. That's the website. Brogrove.com. let me. Does it work? Last year it worked. Okay, let's go find out.
David Lee Corbo
All right, in the meantime, I'll start getting ready to pull up something else. Well, I guess since we're talking about the White House correspondence dinner, this last one will be.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It does work.
David Lee Corbo
Fun. It will be working.
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Co-host (possibly Matt)
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David Lee Corbo
All right, guys, go to Brogrove.com and get your fucking tickets.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I'll write that for you guys.
David Lee Corbo
Now, Get. You say get your fucking tickets, yo.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I got it. Go ahead.
David Lee Corbo
Fucking tickets. So I'm gonna bring this up on stage, and this one is kind of fun. This is gonna be more of the correspondence dinner. This is the only lens that I'm willing to look at it through. Cole Allen.
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David Lee Corbo
Okay. So let's just look at this. Says full white house. Cole Allen's the shooter or whatever.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yes. The black.
David Lee Corbo
He's the black guy. They've pinned it all on the. The description just is Cole Allen. Time travel machine, Donald Trump.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Did you see him run through the.
David Lee Corbo
Did he run Cool.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yeah. And everybody, like, watches him go. And then he just, like, slides by. I don't know where the shots come from, but, like, they're all caught with their pants down. It's incredible. There's like seven or eight officers.
David Lee Corbo
I did like how a lot of people seemed un. There wasn't like a.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They're like, fucking shooting again. Like, another shooting.
David Lee Corbo
Even the audience was kind of like, oh, should we get down? Let's get down.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Should I eat this chicken or not? Should I turn it into a fork?
David Lee Corbo
He's doing magic tricks for nobody. Nobody fucking saw it at all.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Maga.
David Lee Corbo
Well, here, let's. We'll make this big and we'll. We'll check it out.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, hey, look at that.
David Lee Corbo
It's that thing. I don't know.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, can we put that in the office?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that'd be great artwork to have up.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Like, a texturized version of that. That's nice.
David Lee Corbo
Get your fucking tickets at Brogo.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Actually, that's a banger. That's a banger T shirt. Just that.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, this art?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, yeah, Just on, like, a white T shirt. I might just do that. I like hanging fruit. Oh, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That is kind of interesting. So right off the bat, they're showing us, like, the Pepe meme with the tuxedo is like, oh, yeah. Very reminiscent. And by the way, like, yeah, he does bear resemblance to that Pepe frog.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. Like, no neck going on.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, just frog visage. Like. Yeah, it kind of really does. It does. God damn.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
None of nothing is real.
David Lee Corbo
And then in this first image is
Co-host (possibly Matt)
real is really gay Jacob.
David Lee Corbo
So this is actually probably news to people if they're not on Twitter. I've seen this, and I couldn't be bothered to give a fuck. I don't know why. That's just where I'm at. Henry Martinez is a Twitter account, and back in December 21st of 2023, he posted one phrase. One, one, two words. One tweet. It's the only tweet this account has ever made. It just this. Cole Allen. Which is the name Cole Allen. No, it doesn't say all of that. But I mean, like, that is not inaccurate, what you've said there. But Henry Martinez has never posted anything before or since. And his profile picture is the Pepe the Frog meme in the tuxedo bearing. Yeah. Arguably very strong resemblance to Trump.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's fucking weird.
David Lee Corbo
What gets even weirder is that his banner is what looks to be a series of random colors. Just some 3D.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Also, keep in mind that Jewish guy that's above him is the. I think he's a hypnotist or a magician that.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, he was doing magic.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He predicted Joe Rogan's pin number on Joe Rogan.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's fascinating.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Weird. It was almost like a threat.
David Lee Corbo
He's actually doing magic right there. Like doing predictive magic for.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
For.
David Lee Corbo
For Trump and his wife and a couple other people at the moment that this goes down. And by the way. Yeah. He's holding a fucking. A stemmed wine glass.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Just like the Pepe the Frog meme. I don't know. I mean, I guess we're gonna be
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Pepe the Frog meme. That meme comes from, like, Leonardo DiCaprio when he raises the glass.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
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Co-host (possibly Matt)
But it's, it's. It echoes.
David Lee Corbo
It's some sort of truth about reality.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I think it's. Yeah, it's like a Mandela effect. Like, that's how you get a Mandela effect by. Shit like this.
David Lee Corbo
I like. I almost don't want to give this its due diligence.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
But if I'm, if I'm admitting the implications of this.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The implications.
David Lee Corbo
Well, because that. What looks to be random color artwork on his banner on his profile actually seems to be a. If you, if you put the fight, fight, fight moment from Trump's original assassination through a who?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The saw that? Who saw that?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if it's even true, to be perfectly honest, because it looks like you could see any number of things in there. But when they superimposed that over this artwork, it looks to be like you ran that artwork through a filter.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I misspelled tickets. Tickets?
David Lee Corbo
No, I like a tickets. Go get your tickets@fucking brogrove.com. so. So the implications of it I guess we'll discuss after this. But we're only two seconds into us and it's like, man, this is two seconds. And it's pretty fucking crazy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And we have like 15 messages from mom. This is a.
David Lee Corbo
Well, let's go. Man, I've had a day. Yeah, I've had a fucking week.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I just wish Nancy didn't make us late.
David Lee Corbo
I know it is her fault. She is a bitch, but I'm willing to forgive her for that. By the way, you can see right there, time machine in the bottom right hand corner. I guess this is the app that you would use to turn that image into that image, huh?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, okay, I see. I see it.
David Lee Corbo
So Henry Martinez is a Lockheed Martin Space systems. What is that? What is that? He's an author. What? Of what? Of the acquisition. Goddard Space Flight Center Source conference paper. It's a conference paper and it's written by Henry Martinez and he works at Lockheed Martin. Published by NASA back in 2014.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, no, wait, this guy worked. And he worked for NASA in 2014 and as an intern he worked at
David Lee Corbo
JP L Jet Propulsion Laboratories.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Get the out of here. Let it go. What, they hiring black people now?
David Lee Corbo
I can't believe they're hiring. Well, he's very light skinned.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That lady said she had blacks following
David Lee Corbo
her and I. I get it. I mean, if you walk around anywhere at night, you're likely to have a couple.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, debatable.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, stop. Yeah, look at that. Look, you can see the hand, you can see the head.
David Lee Corbo
I'm trying to be reasonable here.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
When did they put this as their banner though, is the question.
David Lee Corbo
Could have been done at any moment, right?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. I don't know if there's any way to find out.
David Lee Corbo
It doesn't really alleviate this.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
We could ask Elon Musk, but he's probably in on it.
David Lee Corbo
That's true. That is true. Now watch this. Right now what we're watching is they're about to take this artwork and they're going to show you how it lines up with the fight Fight. Fight image. I don't know. I don't know. Do it. It's. It's. It's a stretch.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's a stretch, but I don't know, man.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, if you just look at the busiest parts of it and how they line up with the busiest parts of the photo, then the least busy parts of the artwork line up with just the plain sky of the photo. Hey guys, they line up pretty. Pretty fucking per.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
If you guys like this kind of schizophrenic content that we're giving you right now, go check out Jay Burden. We were just on his show.
David Lee Corbo
Oh yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The other day and that aired just like a couple hours ago. That was fun.
David Lee Corbo
That was a fun episode. Yeah. Go check out Jace and. And then guys just spam like in the comments about how great we are.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Just make us good looking. Say that we look good.
David Lee Corbo
Say that we look not as good as him. Don't comment on my way.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Tell him that he's well spoken and that we speak alright too.
David Lee Corbo
But hey, we speak pretty good. Yeah. Tell him to have us like back on again and again.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Ask him how tall he is.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Shoe size.
David Lee Corbo
I didn't want to ask him how tall he was. But you can see here like, like I said, the busiest parts of this photo do line up with the busiest parts of the fight. Fight. Fight photo. Just in the way of like where the people are and where they're not. Right?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
So where the plain sky is is also the least detailed part of this artwork.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Right.
David Lee Corbo
What the did you smash Satan for? Did you see that?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Hail Satan.
David Lee Corbo
It did say Hail Satan. You thought we were gonna see that?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh no. What is going on, baby?
David Lee Corbo
This is crazy. You gotta go back.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You gotta go back a little further. Yep. Oh, wow.
David Lee Corbo
That's fast, huh? That's very fast there. Oh, I know what that is. That's from the Santa Claus movie.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What the hell? What did it say?
David Lee Corbo
It's when they tried to say like, we love you, Santa. Huh. And I think this with Tim Allen.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. Why would that.
David Lee Corbo
And they all. I don't know. It might be a crossover. Love you Satan. Might be a crossover from another video that I actually saw. Might actually come later on in this. I don't know. But weird that that it's in this one. I saw another video, same style. Santa and Satan.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's actually. It's funny when I re. Listen to our episodes, I listen on 0.25. There's a lot of stuff that you missed the first time around 0.25.
David Lee Corbo
Really?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, yeah, it's much better.
David Lee Corbo
That's crazy. I want to do this good.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You want to fucking do this good? You want to. Serious dog. I guess. All right. Yeah. Fucking sorry. Play the video
David Lee Corbo
3D renders. Okay, so that image.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I wish this was like fucking recorded in regular landscape mode because he's. We're missing a lot.
David Lee Corbo
But that image. Yeah. First hits the Internet, 2021, that image, that's probably also. He reversed reverse image search and you can at least find it. Doesn't mean that that's when it was created, but you can find that when
Co-host (possibly Matt)
he put it there. But 2021 is when it's on.
David Lee Corbo
It's at least the earliest thing that reverse image search catches, and that should not have happened. Okay, so once again, implications mounting. We're going to talk about the implications of this. You know, we got to get the chat involved. Chat. Is this real?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
A lot of stuff.
David Lee Corbo
Caroline Levitt promised shots fired.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
At White House correspondents dinner before gunfire erupted. Mm.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And here we go.
David Lee Corbo
Cole Allen again. Who's this Cole Allen? Search terms in Israel and they spike.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And then there's a statue of Baphomet
David Lee Corbo
which is also definitively from. Is that Santa one?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yes.
David Lee Corbo
So I saw the Santa is Satan one earlier. It's done in the exact same fashion, same music, same guy going, you know, like that kind of. And for some reason, those two are leftovers from that clip. I don't know why that's in here.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Huh.
David Lee Corbo
Weird. Strange, man. Strange. So. So now we're left to kind of ponder the implications of. Of that. And I don't know. I mean, what do you think? What do you. What do you think about all that?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, this is all. All this kind of shit is, like, set up. It's a weird game.
David Lee Corbo
It's. And it's a.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's a show for boomers, I suppose.
David Lee Corbo
This one. Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Who is this a show for? This show? This. I mean, I get. Well, no, no, this show is for crazy people.
David Lee Corbo
Right.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Who is that a show for? Like, who's still watching this stuff, believing, you know, Trump's going to be here soon, right?
David Lee Corbo
Is he? Where is he? Where is he going to be?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He's going to be in Middleton.
David Lee Corbo
That's okay that you're going to say in the villages? Because that wouldn't be surprising to me at all.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No. Well, he's doing a thing like a speaking engagement at the high school that Matt's kid goes to.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, wow.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. And Matt's kid's gonna go to it.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Maybe you shouldn't. So maybe shouldn't go.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. The meme.
Producer Nancy
Mm.
David Lee Corbo
That looks like Trump at the Correspondents Dinner. Now, you could purposely pose for that moment. Let's say this is all in op.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And, you know, we're doing photo shoots. Just like the fight, fight, fight thing was a photo shoot. So you could potentially be trying to mimic that meme. This is not at all answering the question of why. And even the fight, fight, fight thing, given that it was very photo op y. We watched that clip the other day where it seemed the most important part of that air quote, assassination attempts is what happened. Why do we. Why is this thing back on there?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I don't know. I like it there, though.
David Lee Corbo
It's nice. That's interesting. So the most important part of that assassination attempt was the photo op.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Given how slowly they were protecting Trump, how slowly they were getting him off the stage, lowering the fucking flag into the shot, and then having these guys move in almost a panoramic way around the stage getting the shot. They were focused on photographing him, and the other guy was guiding them. So he was acting as their feet and eyes. And they were clearly only meant to just feel him guiding them, but only focus on the stage. Like, that's really high level. Like, get the shot. Don't worry about where you're going. I'm gonna guide you.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And, man, Trump is just an actor. So if. If that little pose is a nod to this meme and that, like, cue of shots fired, fight, fight, fight. You get your shit together. This dude is good. He's good at what he does, man.
David Lee Corbo
You know what? That's the thing about him is you go, well, he's a clunky dude in a lot of ways. And, you know, he fumbled the ball massively. All the promises about his, you know, his presidency. Did he, Nancy, you keep dropping out and popping back in. Are you having a hard time? No. That's weird. Why does that keep happening?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Just fucking.
David Lee Corbo
Are you clicking buttons?
Producer Nancy
No.
David Lee Corbo
That's odd. Why does that keep happening? Anywho, she doesn't know what she's doing over there. You do get distinctively the feeling that he's good at something, really good at something. And I think it's low IQ to look at him and go, he's a bumbling buffoon. Which is what a lot of, like, the left wants to do. And it's like, no, I have a hard time saying what it is he's good at, you know, pissing people off and everything.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
My wife is saying that the people at her job are all sad that Trump is coming to the villages or coming to, you know, Florida.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And I'm just like, like, so why are they sad? And they go, well, they hate him. And I'm like, well, why do they hate him? And, and you know, it's for the wrong reason. And it makes me like, like I like him. Like, do you hate him? You hate him because he thinks there's two genders. Like, why do you hate him?
David Lee Corbo
Right.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You know, because he's a Republican. Because he's like conservative.
David Lee Corbo
All the wrong reasons.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. You don't hate him because you think he's the Antichrist.
David Lee Corbo
You don't hate him because you think that there might be something to do with Project Looking Glass.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Nothing at all.
David Lee Corbo
You know, you don't hate him because you think that he might be a time traveling, you know, baron of sorts.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You don't hate him for mimicking Jesus Christ return in the thousand year reign with his golden era, golden age. No, Nasara Gesara. That's not why we hate him.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, fine. Well, here, let's fair. I mean we have some more stuff on Trump and all of this really, really kind of before we even talk, I guess before we talk any more about the implications, which obviously if you're, if you're.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's the name of this episode. Please write that down.
David Lee Corbo
The implications, yes. What are the implications?
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David Lee Corbo
The. The implications are Project Looking Glass. They are time travel. I don't know if you're, if you have to travel through time or if you just have to perceive time or what. This is going to get schizo. This video here. Let's bring this up. This is going to get schizo. This is going to get a little. This is kind of boomer schizo.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, I like that.
David Lee Corbo
Right, because you've got like some qanon kind of going on here.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Which is to watch it with us.
David Lee Corbo
No, rather not.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Okay, here, let's. Let's.
David Lee Corbo
Let's see what this is about. 3, 1.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Is that sunny?
David Lee Corbo
There will be some shots fired tonight.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Armed person running through a checkpoint.
David Lee Corbo
By the way, when you got Cole Allen face down in the carpet, all of these. The design on the carpet all makes cubes. Like, cube of Saturn Cubes.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Like, I don't. You know, Please allow me to schizo reach.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Is this even real?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. Did you just hear my indigestion? It was a burp. Was.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It was rising from, like, in your gut.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's where you heard the travel of it all before shots were fired, of course. Yeah. Here we go. This again. Kekis. Oh, wait. If we're doing. Oh, we're doing a little gematria. I'll tell you what, man. Gematria is the least convincing shit ever. Because if you look down here, Donald Trump has the same value as Henry Martinez, which has the same value as Kekius Maximus and the same value as wizard of Oz. Now, the part that they don't tell you is they actually cut off what else it has the same value as. And that's like potato chip.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Backyard foot gang.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Whatever you're looking for, just fucking any
David Lee Corbo
random series of words, like, I'll. I'll give it to you. There are some like, oh, wow, that's. Those things are connected. But, like, it just goes on and on and on. It has the same numerical value as a bunch of dumb shit. So I don't really give a fuck about gematria. People go, the numbers they typed in
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Donald Trump to, like. What if I said Donald Trump death? Yeah, yeah, that'll do it.
David Lee Corbo
That's what you have to do. What if. Okay, what if I got rid of the space between Donald and Trump?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
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David Lee Corbo
Now it fudgeing works. You know, it's just like, you're ready
Co-host (possibly Matt)
to open up your own sports betting business.
David Lee Corbo
This meme was funny in 2016, eerie in 2006, is an image of Donald Trump. And it says, quote, why do time travelers keep trying to kill me? I'm just a realtor. He said that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's a real quote.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy, can you do me a favor? Try to verify that if you can, and we'll check back in with you.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The very first public unveiling in a public presentation.
David Lee Corbo
Whose voice is this? Whose voice is this?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That David Wilcox. David Wilcox is hidden in plain sight.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Yeah. That's so fucking funny, by the way. What an unbelievable synchronicity. I was just listening to Mother Horse Eyes talking about people taking LSD and then, like, getting caught up in these synchronicities. They think, like, the order of the universe is trying to communicate with.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
By the way, I retweeted Corey Goode, who blocked me.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, did he?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. Cuz I just said, hey, man. You know, the grift doesn't stop, dog. This guy's like. He's like, we got to investigate the police that shot David Wilcock. And I'm like, dude, you scammed him for millions of dollars.
David Lee Corbo
People. I see a lot of people doing that, where they're just like, this guy. There's no sign. I don't know why he did it. Why. They must have been the government. I'm like, it could be that he was in a crippling amount of debt.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And. But it's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
It's, like, because of you specifically, you piece of shit. Yeah, I get.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I get why you'd want to investigate other things, but.
David Lee Corbo
Jeez. How funny is that, though? Hidden in plain sight. It's not the same. Hidden in plain sight.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, it's not?
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no, it's not. That's why it's funny. It's like, this isn't even them that posted this.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They need to do more, like, hard conspiracy shit. They would have fun.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. I think they're having enough fun here. Let's go.
Producer Nancy
He never said.
David Lee Corbo
He never said that.
Producer Nancy
It says, Donald Trump never said the quote. The quote. The phrase originated as a humorous Internet meme often found on custom novelty items like fridge magnets on ebay.
David Lee Corbo
That's hilarious. Fair enough.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Nancy, thanks for shoving in our cereal.
David Lee Corbo
Well, no, that's good, because these fucking people. What about these fucking people?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, that. They're liars.
David Lee Corbo
It's not that they're liars. I'm saying the people that, like, go, oh, look, look, look.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, but. But there is, like, 70% of it where I'm like, yo, look. Look.
David Lee Corbo
For sure. But then they sprinkle in shit. That just ruins it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You really got to watch the movie Begonia. Begonia. Begonia. Begonia. What does begonia mean? Nancy, look that up.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy, what does begonia mean? Well, check back in with us, Glass.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And what happens is, when you fire this thing up, these rings start going in all different directions. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Wow. Now that's very interesting. I don't know what this is. What does it say? Olive World Cup. Olive. World Cup.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Sounds like a football thing.
David Lee Corbo
I suppose so. He's gifted. What is effectively Ezekiel's wheel.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I like. We need one of those in the. The shot.
David Lee Corbo
And we can spin it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Spin and let it spin for the entirety of the show.
David Lee Corbo
Begonia is a flower according to fj, Fool. But we're still allow you to say it, Nancy. So when you figure it out, you could say.
Producer Nancy
Okay. Would you like the histor definition?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, please.
Producer Nancy
Is it refers to an ancient Mediterranean folk practice or mythological belief that bees could be spontaneously generated from the carcass of a slaughtered bull or ox without blood being spilled.
David Lee Corbo
Bees?
Producer Nancy
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Like bzz.
Producer Nancy
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That's interesting.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I like how when Nancy talks to us, there is a clicking sound like she's a Pleiadian. It's like. Yeah. It really adds to the spookiness. You know, there's some. There was somebody in.
David Lee Corbo
That's a fascinating concept that bees could be spontaneously brought forth.
Producer Nancy
Generated.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. I did hear something recently that was just like.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That actually makes sense for the movie. Not gonna do a spoiler alert.
David Lee Corbo
You just fucking did. Now I. Now I understand everything, but there's this idea of like, you know, people think that. No, I'm not gonna say people think I heard something recently. Might have been mother horse. Where somebody asked. Like, the maggots on bodies, they seem to arrive so quickly that one is left to wonder whether or not there's something in the body already that has. Now, I'm sure anybody who knows a little bit about bugs is probably gonna be like, no, dude. Fucking things come and lay their eggs and then they're born into maggots. But the idea was like, they happen so quickly.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That they're like, where the fuck did they come from?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's it. Yeah. So this is in the Bible, in Judges. So Samson finds a swarm of bees and honey inside the carcass of a lion that he previously killed.
David Lee Corbo
Huh.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Something to this fascinating. Something to this idea.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, there you go. Yeah. Makes sense because Samson pulled a honeycomb from a carcass. Right.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
There we go. Yeah, I knew that was in the Bible somewhere.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
All right. Maybe we should do a little study on Judges 14. But Matt's not allowed on the show anymore.
David Lee Corbo
No, he's not. He's only allowed on fucking Chronicles. And that, honestly, is a. That's a triangle.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, because. Why Nancy? You know why Nancy? Because you bring your. What do we call this? Your miscreants.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Into. Into my comment section. Nancy, you bring your Nancy lovers.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. By the way, Nancy, you have some would be suitors who are in love with you. And.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And Now I have to. I have to field these, and I have to defend her like she's my daughter.
David Lee Corbo
Right. But we are willing to take a dowry for how many cattle?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Literally, just one of those gold spinny things. If you got.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, if you got like a big gold spinny. Ezekiel's wheel.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. That's cool. This thing right here.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Oh, here. Let's.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The Iraq War. Add to a large degree the mission of capturing a looking glass technology that was dug up in Sumer.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. Crushes the Iraqi Stargate conspiracy. A modern perspective on an ancient mystery. Yeah, that's one that's been around for a while. That they were looking for a Stargate.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Narrator or Additional Commentator
There he is.
David Lee Corbo
Saddam with his Bush launched Iraq war. What did it say? Hold on. Bush launched Iraq war over Saddam's link to aliens? I love that. That quote is just there.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Nothing to attribute it to. We have no idea why it was said, but I believe it.
David Lee Corbo
I like it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
So what they found that was so
David Lee Corbo
bizarre was that at December 21, 2012, that for some reason, December 21, 2012, on December 21, 2023 is when homeboy posted that. Cole Allen.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Really?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I feel like December 21, 2012 is also like. Is that the date of, like, end of the world, the 2012.
David Lee Corbo
That was the Mayan calendar. End of the world. Yeah. And people still say, like, that was not prophesied as the end of the world, but like the ending, the beginning of the end of an age.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, for sure, for sure.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, in very many ways, just given, you know, the state of conspiracy, let's say it do. Be it doobie, doobie do. And things really did change dramatically after that. So you could. You could say was the end of something.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Montauk chair.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Huh.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
All the graphs, all the ways would go into a complete flat line.
David Lee Corbo
We got a little thing here says the 2012 phenomenon was a range of eschatology, eschatol, Eschatological.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You got it.
David Lee Corbo
Beliefs that cataclysmic or transformative events would occur on or around December 21, 2012. This date was regarded as the end date of a 5,126 year long cycle in the Mesoamerican Long count calendar, which is the Mayan calendar.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's as long as they can count.
David Lee Corbo
That's it. They can only 5. What is 365 times 5126? They could count pretty high. That's pretty good.
Producer Nancy
The winter solstice.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The 21st.
Producer Nancy
Yeah. December 21st, 21st, 22nd depends on the year.
David Lee Corbo
She knows that because Witchcraft.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Witchcraft.
David Lee Corbo
And festivities took place on 21st December 2012 to commemorate the event in the countries that were part of the Maya civilization. That's Mexico, Belize, Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador, with main events at Chichen Itza. You know what?
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David Lee Corbo
Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. In Mexico.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I like when our guy says Chichen Itza.
David Lee Corbo
Chichen Itza.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Timothy. He says it really nice.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, he says it a lot better than I say it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. Chichen Itza.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Cyclopean.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Cyclopean.
David Lee Corbo
That's a great word.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, he says that a lot too. Although cyclopeans are not really. That's not a conspiracy theory that I give a fuck about.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, no. It doesn't mean cyclops. It just means. It's like another word for megalithic. Oh. And I'm like, that's why I just say it then. Because he's got to have fucking synonyms. Dog.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Synonyms.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, Synonym. Women love Eminem. But he has. He has different words for that. Like is already a big word.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. You're telling me the different words for different things?
David Lee Corbo
Different. Okay, so there's something called a thesaurus.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
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David Lee Corbo
Oh, concern. What if we're already living in alternate history? CERN may have proved it in 2012.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I was talking to that lady about CERN before, too.
David Lee Corbo
Is she concerned?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I was like, you don't know anything about cern. Don't.
David Lee Corbo
Nope.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Get started.
David Lee Corbo
But I'll tell you what, she does have this pen where if you double click It. Camera three.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Look at that.
David Lee Corbo
It turns into a light. Really cool. It is really cool. The first large hydrogen collider proton run ends with new milestone. This is back in December 17, 2000. They were trying to get this shit going.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Like this music is like trans looping me.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, right. It's going to trans me. This is sissy hypno.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Is it? I think it feels like it is. I can feel my penis. Is sissy hypno penis growing inward.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's inverting. But this, this article comes from CERN. This is December 17, 2012. So they're recording data from the first large hydron collider proton run, which is interesting because it's like, damn, that. That's when the first one happened. I don't know if that's the first run in general or if a proton run is different than just whatever the it is they typically do. If it's not, that's fascinating because four days before the world was going to end, according to this or whatever, you know, whatever was going to happen according to the Maya calendar, CERN was like, we got to get to work.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, they did it. They got it done in time. Look at them.
David Lee Corbo
Imagine is, are we really sick? Because that's such a. It's such a trope. Like CERN did something back in 2012. Like, did motherfuckers really do something back in 2012?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I think they did. Look there. You're looking at it. They did it.
David Lee Corbo
No, whatever that is. I don't know what this is. What is, what is all this word here? Let's see, it's got comments at the, at the bottom it says end of operation for 2012. See you again briefly. Yeah, so it's just like a. Hey, see you next next cycle. This is the last thing that happens in, in that year.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I like that. CERN does like limited runs of shit and then they shut down. Like, you don't hear from them for a long time.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, that's true.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They'd be like, oh, we're done.
David Lee Corbo
Takes a long time.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
3 month break.
David Lee Corbo
Pre Shiva.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Pray Shiva. They come back, they're like, let's turn it on again. I wonder what they're actually doing. It's probably just maintenance, just greasing.
David Lee Corbo
I wonder.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
A lot of wrench work.
David Lee Corbo
Could just be like a money laundering scheme. Like, we got this big tunnel, needs a lot of money dumped into this big tunnel. We only fucking run it once a year. The tunnel guy, Gary, the tunnel guy. Is CERN causing collective mass delusion by creating Portals to alternate. Oh, here we go.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, now we're in the Mandela effect.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, you know, the Mandela effect really doesn't do much for me, erection wise.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, I didn't know Fruit Loops was a Mandela effect too, huh?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, it was definitely Jiffy Peanut Butter. You can go fuck yourself if you're going to tell me it was never Jiffy Peanut Butter.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, they've. They've perverted us so much that we don't know if it's Jif or Gif.
David Lee Corbo
That's true. I don't think I ever really knew that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Chick Fil A is a fun one. The Pikachu.
David Lee Corbo
I fucking do remember Pikachu having a black thing on his tail.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, never.
David Lee Corbo
Because there was another Pikachu in the first movie.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Whose.
David Lee Corbo
Whose pattern on his tail was different. On.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
On.
David Lee Corbo
And it was like a pointy one or something. Like a jagged pointy one. Brother. My brother.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. Nick Carter. Oh, Aaron Carter.
David Lee Corbo
Tell me. I thought that was Michael fucking Jackson when I was a kid. Chick Fil A being spelled different.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Michael Jackson fucked him different.
David Lee Corbo
Right. But he imparted some of that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That knowledge. He drink the sea.
David Lee Corbo
He drank KitKat. I don't know what they did. What's the issue? Oh, KitKat used to have a dash. Yeah, certainly did. Oh, yeah, yeah, of course it did. Huh. Curious George had a tail. I seem to remember that as well.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Change anything bad?
David Lee Corbo
I don't know what you mean.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Any of the bad shit. Like shit that I don't want to see. I don't know, like cool stuff.
David Lee Corbo
I don't remember Fruit Loops being spelled fruit.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I always remember the two O's, but I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
Looney Tunes. Oh, yeah. That's crazy. It's very obvious to me that Looney Tunes tune, meaning short for cartoons. These are looney Cartoons.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
But tunes. Because they played a lot of classical
David Lee Corbo
music that's super fucking dumb and wouldn't even make sense. In fact, somebody in the writing room would be going like, what about tunes?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, like. What do you mean tunes?
David Lee Corbo
Like, these are cartoons.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
So I'm doing all these drawings for no reason.
Producer Nancy
All right?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Then Oscar Meyer and then the monocle on the.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, which is definitively true as well.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Boomer Shit.
David Lee Corbo
Boomer slop. Hidden in plain sight. Follow. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, you know, it's a fun one. It's a fun one.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
But I guess they're hidden in plain sight. 37.
David Lee Corbo
He Absolutely. The other Holly says they. Yeah, this is number 37.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The other 36.
David Lee Corbo
Renditions. This is actually those guys from alternate universes. If they were serious researchers and weren't just obsessed with David Wilcox career.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
David Wilcock has this thing about him that is like very Jordan Peterson. Like when he looks, he's got the permitty frog.
Producer Nancy
They're gonna kill me.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Producer Nancy
CERN had an event this month.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, really?
Producer Nancy
What'd they do on the 16th? They were colliding stuff again, I guess.
David Lee Corbo
Huh.
Producer Nancy
Well, that was on the 16th. You're welcome.
David Lee Corbo
The 16th. What's today? Today's the 29th. Here, let's go back into the news.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That was weeks ago.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, let's see if anything happened in the news.
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David Lee Corbo
Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. So 4 16. Anything big happened that day? Nope. That's wrong with. I gotta go to news. Where the fuck is the news? More.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I like this part of the show
David Lee Corbo
when David researches Midland Stomp out hunger. Fisher Road. Industrial property transfers, SGA columns, console marketplace. Nothing cool.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, you know what happened 416th through the 17th.
Producer Nancy
Sorry.
David Lee Corbo
That's how long it runs.
Producer Nancy
Their little workshop was on the 16th.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's when you started fighting with Matt.
David Lee Corbo
Now, I don't think that has anything
Co-host (possibly Matt)
to do with it. That's when it was, though. That's when.
David Lee Corbo
Well, I would have preferred to go to a timeline where he wasn't so fucking annoying.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You see that? Look at that. CERN's got control over you, baby.
David Lee Corbo
This is a guy that I like because he recently made a video talking shit about the fittest flat earther. But I have a feeling I'm not really going to like this one. So it's this is from real Moon. Henry who he's one of the greatest dudes at this tick tock format where you put your face over an image and then you talk about it. Okay, Says now ask yourself why David Wilcock I've been warning of this for. And it's like well, because. Financial calamities.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I mean we, we all saw this coming, right?
David Lee Corbo
But okay, I've been warning of this for years. Watch my other Wilcock videos on my page to understand the connection. He knew NASA. Many quote UFO people are in this. OK, famous preachers sign NDAs female. I don't know what. Oh FEMA with FEMA to deceive you into the lie. I know personally who has crazy because that's the worst caption I've ever read.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck
David Lee Corbo
he's talking about but this guy fucking crushes. I mean he destroys. But this is retard slop.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What is he saying about it?
David Lee Corbo
Don't know what that caption said. So here, let's. Let's make this big. That's what I'm saying. It was like. It's just crazy to me because. And he's a Christian and he. Honestly, his videos are fantastic. Not the written word. Not his format.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, no, that was retarded.
David Lee Corbo
That was crazy.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Allegedly found the body of Jesus. You guys have no idea how deep this goes by. I'm about to explain expose their whole plan.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so this is from the express.uk Ancient Egypt bombshell as Jesus Christ's body found in hidden chamber claims expert British anthropologists.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's not how the story goes. Yeah, that's not what I heard.
David Lee Corbo
Well, you know this, this feels like it would be part of a really large deception when you talk about the lady and hidden knowledge and, and the sphinx and regular regulus and all this other like.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Wasn't that the thing like Jesus just kept his heart rate super low. Right.
David Lee Corbo
That came out from the guy who had the. The scrolls in the green jar.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They put the jar in his ass.
David Lee Corbo
They put the jar in the guy's ass.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, yeah, that's.
David Lee Corbo
That's, that's how he found. Because it shattered. And his last words before he bled out were Jesus just slowed his heart rate and then had his mother revive
Co-host (possibly Matt)
him and he was married and then
David Lee Corbo
he went to Egypt.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Interesting.
David Lee Corbo
And he went as he lost all his butt blood.
Guest or Additional Commentator
We are about to step into the great deception of our era in our time because this actually.
David Lee Corbo
Here we go.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Look at this.
David Lee Corbo
We're doing a lot of. There's an image there of Project Looking Glass. A lot of fun stuff.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
There it is again.
David Lee Corbo
We got a theme to this Project Looking Ass.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The real wheel within wheels.
David Lee Corbo
Wheel within wheels within wheels goes back a few decades.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
So.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Jesus Christ. Body found in a hidden chamber. Claims expert. So fact check, hear me. The Express for the UK and the Daily Star are both alleging the same exact thing that may be discovered here shortly under this thing behind me. Now this gets very wild right here. There's people that allegedly took part in Project Looking Glass.
David Lee Corbo
It's crazy, I'm telling you. Like this guy, he must have killer information or just be like a super cool dude. I'm willing to be open to that. Because he has like a slur and he can't type worth the shit. It's like a speech impediment going on there. I don't know if anybody else is detecting this. Like some of his words just kind of roll off and fucking blend into other words.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Eddie seems.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I thought I was having a stroke.
David Lee Corbo
He sounds like he's having a stroke or he's fighting one off. So that must mean that this guy crushes, which I'm totally open to. And he did like a killer thing on. On the. The fittest flat earth. They're basically calling that dude a faggot.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Okay.
David Lee Corbo
But not in so many words because he doesn't use naughty words because he's a good Christian.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, wait, so we can't invite him on.
David Lee Corbo
He probably doesn't like us because we're naughty. Naughty word users.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I was gonna say he looks like a twink. Oh, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
But that's not his fault. Some people just can't put on weight. I don't have that problem.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Reach out to him.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Let him know he looks gay.
Guest or Additional Commentator
And these people, some of these people are actually on record on video saying that a great deception's coming where these new great fines are gonna happen and it's going to. To shake up religion altogether. And all of a sudden people are not going to believe in their religion no more. Sounds like a deception. What's this behind me? This is the movie 13 Ghosts. What is this Contra.
David Lee Corbo
Honestly.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Hold on, wait.
David Lee Corbo
We're gonna do something funny.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Is 13 ghosts the one like where they're on the ship?
David Lee Corbo
Matthew Lillard is in this one and they're in a glass house filled with ghosts. Some. Some like rich philanthropists.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
So what's that one I'm thinking of where they're all.
David Lee Corbo
Ghost ship.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Ghost ship, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That's a great movie.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
I want to Listen to this in half speed because I bet you this guy sounds shit faced if we do that.
Guest or Additional Commentator
This behind me. This is the movie 13 Ghost.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, this.
David Lee Corbo
I said some words roll off straight into other words. He didn't say this is the movie 13.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I don't think he has a slur. I think he's Mexican.
David Lee Corbo
He might be, but it's not. This is the movie 13 Ghosts. It's this movie.
Guest or Additional Commentator
This is a movie.
David Lee Corbo
I told you, dude.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
So stupid. He has such good information.
David Lee Corbo
This guy's the dude. This is what I. You know, people who watch this show, they probably get it and some of them don't. This does not mean that I don't like this guy. I just hear funny something about his
Co-host (possibly Matt)
face I don't like.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, he's very handsome in a twink
Co-host (possibly Matt)
kind of in a weird way. Like he's got. You know what? He's got this thing. I watched another show. Yeah, it was good. It's called the Unchosen. And like one of the main characters, the guy was in jail, but he's got that thing that the female actresses have where their eyes are too far apart.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, yeah. Predatory ice. He's got a little bit of that. He does have that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
He's got a wide. You could put a palm between his eyes.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
His forehead is. It goes in between his eyes.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Still reserve says he looks like an elf. He also said you drink a bottle of vodka and make a tick tock. Let's see how you sound. Touche.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Touche.
Guest or Additional Commentator
What is this contraption right here? You got it. That's how the looking glass machinery allegedly looks. You can find detailed blueprints and other stuff online. Project Look. Looking Glass. Operation Looking Glass was allegedly like
Co-host (possibly Matt)
designed like. Like that angel. Also. That. That's a fun theory. Hey, we just made this one up. Why don't you fucking copy us, huh? Mexican guy, maybe. Maybe Ezekiel's looking at Project Looking Glass.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I was thinking about that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I mean, pass in the future time travel. There you go. Oh, let's do that. Let's think about time travel.
David Lee Corbo
It's wheels within wheels, but they're covered in eyes.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Is that how that would like perceive, like if you saw that all of a sudden pop up into your time?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And there's a bunch of Jews from 2026 on the other side. Look at Donald Trump rubbing his hands together. Might you just see like all these eyes all over the thing and.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Dude, that might make sense why there's so many eyes looking. It's looking at You. You're looking at it.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That is.
Producer Nancy
Isn't. Horizon has something like that in the movie. Remember that movie?
David Lee Corbo
That's not familiar.
Producer Nancy
No. Event horizon from 97.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, I'm not that old. Nancy. Nancy, how old are you? What are you.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy's 58 years old.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Jesus.
Producer Nancy
Yes.
David Lee Corbo
She's an elderly woman.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
She's unashamed. She's unashamed. Nancy. You got Grace.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah. 100. She's got them all over her room when she sleeps.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh,
David Lee Corbo
got her.
Producer Nancy
Yes.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Let her respond.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Play the video future by creating crazy machinery. But this gets insane because remember how this looks, right?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Guest or Additional Commentator
A whole bunch of disc wheels spinning within each other. Much like the Angel.
David Lee Corbo
I believe it's a.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Or like this guy. Pause it.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, dude, this guy crushes. I don't want.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
If he hears this, he'd probably think we're the meanest dudes in the world. But like, I just fucking. I don't know, man.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He's got a bit of a slur.
David Lee Corbo
He does. And I just like to rip everybody a delay.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I'm not ripping him.
David Lee Corbo
I've ripped him a little bit, but we've lost.
Producer Nancy
Yeah, you have. Raven. You used to make fun of his neck constantly.
David Lee Corbo
What? This guy's neck.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You called him a pencil neck bitch.
David Lee Corbo
He is a thin neck homosexual bitch. Did I really?
Producer Nancy
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
On. On what?
David Lee Corbo
Timeline cleanse.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Timeline Cleanse. On the Raven.
Producer Nancy
I don't remember which show.
David Lee Corbo
I mean, it sounds like something.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I'd say probably all of them.
David Lee Corbo
It also sounds like an observation I'd make. But I do like it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Him.
David Lee Corbo
I think he's great. How about that?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
How about that?
Guest or Additional Commentator
Much like that right behind me. Is it possible that Project Looking Glass was actually trying to play off things that we do for inventions? We look at animals and other type of subjects. Taking the Orafim and designing it the way it be to somehow tap into time itself. Because somehow they did it. Somehow they're able to tell the future. Somehow. The movie showed the exact same thing. Many more movies, by the way. And right before this massive allegation comes out, we have this coming out with this.
David Lee Corbo
You better keep your eyes open.
Guest or Additional Commentator
And if you don't really know the Bible. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
You're gonna be deceived.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Guaranteed.
David Lee Corbo
You're right. Those exist. But we. Whoa. Stephen Greer, by the way. Stephen Greer. Very scary.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You can't just do that.
David Lee Corbo
Stephen Greer looks like he's gonna bite his scalp off.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Look at it. Look at the sheer size of his mouth.
David Lee Corbo
Does he. Did he always look like that? Like, Steven Greer is fucking, fucking crazy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Looks like he's wearing makeup, though.
David Lee Corbo
He is wearing makeup.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He's like.
David Lee Corbo
Looks a beautiful twink.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He looks Max.
David Lee Corbo
Shut the fuck up, Kenny.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You're kind of a bully. It's not nice.
David Lee Corbo
That's absolutely what he says here.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Can't close that.
David Lee Corbo
I said, why? It's not an operational ET device. It's not, you know, it's old. He says, yes, but you don't understand
Guest or Additional Commentator
how powerful the this information is.
David Lee Corbo
I said, why? He says, if this was disclosed, it
Guest or Additional Commentator
would collapse the fundamentalist orthodox belief systems of every religion on earth.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, Kenny, the Fed says he got a little podcast money and bought a hundred pairs of sunglasses with slightly different colored lenses. You're damn right I did. You're very observant.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Are those different sunglasses?
David Lee Corbo
I mean, they're not the same ones that I was wearing the other day, that's for fucking sure. You know what, though? As I'm listening to this, like, this all does sound like it fits into the plot of Mother Horse Eye.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure this is in Mother Horse Eyes.
David Lee Corbo
I'm pretty sure Mother Horse Eyes is true. That's where I'm at. That's where I'm at. And I'm cool with that. I didn't realize that so much of the content that I had sent kind of circles around this thing. Oh, my God. Again? Yeah. All right, fuck it. Since we're. Since we're doing basically the Wheel of Ezekiel, here's another one.
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David Lee Corbo
12 months.
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David Lee Corbo
Liberty. Liberty. Liberty Liberty. So this comes from the New York Post, an ancient ritual complex.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Unearthed at a site that is tied to the biblical city in Ezekiel. I go, oh, that's kind of fun. Maybe we can read a little bit of that article. Let's toss this up here. So New York Post, which, by the way, like, New York Post sidestepped into just bangers at some point. Not that any of it's true, but it's all very fun shit.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, they're doing. They're just doing conspiracy. I think there was a. There was a question about, like, our conspiracy. The. Oh, oh. Stephen of Biblical Hitman was saying, like, are conspiracy theorists being used as useful idiots for what's to come? Yes. And yes, of course.
David Lee Corbo
100.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Of course we are. Have you watched the show? You've been on the show?
David Lee Corbo
I mean, wouldn't you use the coolest fucking people around at the time? Not just us, but, like, conspiracy theorists are the coolest people. The only people that are willing to say the funnest.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They're making movies about us.
David Lee Corbo
What are you gonna go? Are you gonna go to somebody and you're gonna like, hey, what do you think about, like, using these people? And you go, what do they talk about? I don't know. Safe stuff. They. They preface a lot of what they say with, this isn't my idea, but the data suggests. Or. Or this is a little bit out there, so I really don't want to talk about that. Can we stay serious? I didn't mean to do the Jew voice. That was.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, a little bit. It was accurate.
David Lee Corbo
Too true. A little on the nose. It was accurate. You're gonna use cool people who say whatever the fuck they want.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
We kind of like, hop, skipped and jumped over the right wing, like, of the right wing. Cool. Like, they were cool for, like, maybe
David Lee Corbo
a year, only because they agreed with conspiracy theorists.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, yeah. And then they fucking. Now they're gay.
David Lee Corbo
Now they're gay. They're like, Donald Trump would never
Co-host (possibly Matt)
hold fork.
David Lee Corbo
Hold my fork. My chicken.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, what happened?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, what the fuck? I don't know. It's still there. There we go. What the fuck? That's not mine. Nancy, are you clicking it? Clickety click, Nancy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Click something. Yeah, she put us up here. What are we showing? What are we looking at? Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy.
Producer Nancy
It's from the movie Event Horizon, the ancient movie.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Interesting, interesting, fascinating. And what does this. What does it do?
David Lee Corbo
What do they do?
Producer Nancy
I'm not sure.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I haven't seen this movie. I don't know.
David Lee Corbo
I've never watched it.
Producer Nancy
It's called the gravity drive.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
All right, okay. Interesting. Yeah. So this, that idea of whatever this thing is, this wheel within wheels is prevalent in human society. People. People like this shit.
David Lee Corbo
Well, speaking of wheels within wheels, the city that Ezekiel may have been in Ancient ritual complex unearthed at site tied to biblical city in Ezekiel Officials recently unveiled the remains of ancient, ancient rather religious complex at a site often identified with the biblical city. In the Old Testament, the ritual complex dedicated to the local deity Pelosius. Nancy. Pelosius or Pelusius Palusios. Pelusios, I think is probably more accurate, was found at Tel El Farama in North Sinai Tell. El Farama was once the ancient city of Pelusium and is sometimes identified with the biblical city called Sin, mentioned in the book of Ezekiel. The recent excavation revealed a massive basin with a diameter of 115ft which was once filled with water from the Nile River.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Right.
David Lee Corbo
Archaeologists believe the basin was used continuously from the second century B.C. to the sixth century A.D. quote, It was filled with water mixed with Nile silt, symbolizing a connection to the God Pelusios, whose name is derived from the Greek word pelos, meaning mud. Imagine being the God of mud. What a officials said in a translated statement. Not that last part, though. The basin was surrounded by channels and water reservoirs.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's interesting, right, because like I think Isaiah in the Bible, it prophesies that like when the end times are here, when the Nile drives dries up and this is.
David Lee Corbo
Was it the Euphrates?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, that's the Nile, I think.
David Lee Corbo
I'm pretty sure it was the Euphrates. There's angels imprisoned in underneath the Euphrates and they will be released when it dries up.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Let me look for that scripture.
David Lee Corbo
Stop breathing, Nancy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I know, Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
The basin was surrounded by channels and water reservoirs with multiple entrances on the eastern, southern and western side, while the northern side suffered significant destruction. This statement also noted.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Okay, so, yeah, Isaiah, Isaiah. Isaiah, Isaiah. Well, let's go full screen here for a second.
David Lee Corbo
All right.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
How are we gonna do this? All right, that's all right. Take your time, screen.
David Lee Corbo
I like when it just glitches out when you got a show to do. It's like.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, all right. Isaiah. Isaiah 19:5 through 19:5. The waters of the river will dry up and the riverbed will be parched and dry. The canals will stink.
David Lee Corbo
Ooh, stinky canals.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You know? You know how it be. The streams of Egypt will dwindle and dry up. The reeds and rushes will wither. Also the plants along the Nile.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, interesting.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The mouth of the river, every sown field along the Nile will become parched, will blow away and be no more. Yeah, so that's a, that is a. I, I don't even understand the importance of that, that, that kind of prophecy, but it's there.
David Lee Corbo
Well, we have this picture. If you bring it up real quick, we'll just show the picture, then we'll get out of this New York Post thing. But it is interesting because we're in this time where like there seems to be. A lot of. You guys can see it's like concentric rings within rings, kind of a deal. Rings within rings is, that's a theme of the show, I guess. But it is interesting that it seems a lot of biblical concepts, ideas, biblical history is being vindicated in short order. You know, only in these past few years, I feel like there's been a great many revelations on that front. You know, couldn't name a single one right now, but I feel like I've seen this before.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yes, sorry. This is the Euphrates and the Nile. Those are both prophecies of like, end time stuff, hardship.
David Lee Corbo
I do think that the Euphrates is not looking so hot right now.
Producer Nancy
Oh, that's Revelation 9:14.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Revelation 9:14. Let's look at, let's look it up. Yep. The sixth angel being commanded to release the four angels bound at the great river Euphrates. That's, that's what you're talking about, David. But I know, I knew that, that Nile was. It's interesting, it's interesting what they're saying here.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I mean, I, I, I don't know, I don't know what to do to make of it, but it's something I'm keeping my eyes on here.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
We're gonna do it.
David Lee Corbo
We're gonna do two fun ones and then we'll hop over, I guess maybe to messages from mom, because we're getting to that, that time right now. This is from an excellent film, excellent film.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The Mummy.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. It says right here. There's a, there's a, Whatever this is. What a community note. It literally is not important, I guess. The slaves, the chosen people, whatever. This movie was fantastic.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw, I remember this part.
David Lee Corbo
It's just a great kind of. Here, let's see. Wow. It's not. Honestly, what this should have been is that scene. His name is, I forget what his name is. Like Bindi or, or something like that. He's oconnors. Like sort of friend.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Weak ass, sniveling coward of a friend. And when his character encounters the mummy, Imhotep, he starts to pull all of these religious necklaces that he has on. And he doesn't care about the religions. He's just trying to appeal to any God that will save him, which is very Jewish, right? So he's pulling off and he's doing like a Taoist thing, and then he's pulling his other necklace and he's doing like a Christianity thing. Then he does the. The Star of David or Star of Ram Fam, whatever you prefer. And that's when Imhotep stops and he goes, ah, the language of the slave, right? And then he says, I could have some use for you. And he gives them all this gold, which is like, people are like, you know, you think that. Because Imhotep in this clip says the chosen people, but that's not the technical translation. He said the. The language of the slaves. To me, that's even more damning. It's like this dude was willing to. It's very Jewish behavior. This is sniveling little character who's lying and cheating. He'll hide in any religion that he possibly can. He'll worship any God, whatever gets him out of the situation.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Back to our roots, baby. Semitism.
David Lee Corbo
That's what I'm saying. Like, this is not. People are. You think the community note makes it better? It makes it worse.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Now he's in Congress.
David Lee Corbo
Now he's in Congress. Exactly. I just thought that was very funny. And also a great movie if you've never seen the original Mummy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Very good.
David Lee Corbo
Such a great movie. Now, I want to check this out. This actually comes from Alpha Fox, who is a. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, yeah. He posted something recently.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Is that him or. No, no, this is.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, no, that's not him at all. But he posted something where he said, if you think this. This assassination attempt was fake, you might be retarded. And I said, if you're not willing to entertain the idea that this was a fake assassination attempt, you might be a. Like, we're just so deep into the psyops. And if you're not, if it doesn't cross your mind, if one of the first things that crosses your mind isn't, I don't know if this is real. It doesn't have to be definitively it's a psyop or it's a fake assassination attempt. Just like, to have, like reasonable doubt, you know, right off the bat, like, I don't know. We'll see.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It was so fake. It was so fake that people were like, hey, do you think this is like a real thing? And I was like, erica Kirk is crying.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And we're gonna talk about that. Like for this fake.
David Lee Corbo
I like that. That was a great angle, right?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I was like, for this. This happened. This is set up.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. I mean, we're make fun of this bitch.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Secret Service. These are like the top of the line agents in America. They miss this guy. They shoot multiple times at him from 20 yards. They don'.
David Lee Corbo
They pull out. Who is it? J.D. vance first.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. None of it makes any sense.
David Lee Corbo
It doesn't make any sense. Like on its face, you just look at this like, have some discernment. And it probably is all theater. We're probably meant to talk about the fake assassination temp. They've made the bar for conspiracy so low. I'm not saying that it's some profound insight. I'm just saying, like, how the fuck are you here?
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Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty 2026. Looking at anything at the world stage, especially something that's that many holes in it and not just going like, well, I'm totally going to leave open. Might be fake.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Definitely fake. The question is, why again, would you. And I love the. The. Oh, so you're saying that they just like got some guy and this guy like ran there. He ruined his whole life. And I'm like, yeah, well, people don't
David Lee Corbo
know what MK Ultra is. I've had somebody tell me, like, that operation stopped in the 70s and didn't yield any good fruits. And so they didn't continue any of that research. I'm like, I can't have a conversation with You. You fucking dumb as shit, dog.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's real.
David Lee Corbo
You're stupid as shit, bitch.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
This is what be going on here.
David Lee Corbo
Stupid bitch.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Whoa.
David Lee Corbo
Stupid bitch.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's almost like a foregone conclusion at this point. You're like, yeah, of course. Of course that happened.
David Lee Corbo
I am operating in a totally different reality set than these people.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
So you're telling me that, like, a Kamala Harris voter, like, conspired with Trump to do a fake shooting and then get arrested? Like, no, no. I just think he was activated. Is like, this is all simple shit and it happens.
David Lee Corbo
All that old lady out there was like, oh, no, no, not the old lady. There was a different lady. The one who was a photographer.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And I pulled up nose to nose with her in the parking spot. I didn't realize that it was her and the other dude just hanging out in the car. It's somebody who comes to the shop to, like, visit and say hi. And we get to shooting the shit, and as I'm about to walk away, she goes, by the way, I think Candace Owens had Charlie Kirk killed. Whoa. And I go, fucking maybe, bitch. Maybe. I go, I like it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You like that? Fuck it.
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Co-host (possibly Matt)
I mean, that's a fun one.
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Co-host (possibly Matt)
Certainly not what happened. Not what you said would happen.
David Lee Corbo
Anyway.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
People are like, yeah, so this is how. Why would that guy do such a thing?
David Lee Corbo
Why?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's like, dude, we're missing, like, the entire point.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
After all this, after, like, you know, we're promoting Erica Kirk again. And, like, now she's, like, doing this pity party, which is just bizarre. Like, if you want her in a position of power, you don't have her crying and then, like, for people to buy into. It's crazy. But the main narrative after this, from every. Everybody. And people like that guy Alpha Fox as well.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Is this is why we need to build the ballroom. Did you see that?
David Lee Corbo
I don't even care about the ballroom.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Did you see it, though? You didn't see them saying this?
David Lee Corbo
I saw them say some things about a ballroom.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Fuck you, David.
David Lee Corbo
But I just don't. I'm unmoved by that. Why? Like, why? Why the ball? Who gives a fuck? What ballroom?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Have you seen the schematics for the ballroom?
David Lee Corbo
No. Is it. Oh, it looks like the fucking. Yeah, it looks like the Third Temple. Yeah. Or it looks like Solomon's Temple. Which one?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Solomon's.
David Lee Corbo
Solomon's Temple.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Temple. It's very interesting. And also, like, the stuff that's on. There's, like, an entire bunker underneath it. Yo, dude. The ballroom is where it's at.
David Lee Corbo
It's not the own fucking ballroom called the Christ Room. And we'll fucking. It'll be shaped like a cross.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
David Lee Corbo
And that's where we're gonna do Bohemian Grove from for now. Well, here. So I was watching this and it actually made me. It made me say, yes, we faked the moon landing, but maybe eventually we did something at the moon.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, okay.
David Lee Corbo
Because the quotes are fun. And also, I bet you if we had Nancy try to verify any of these quotes, they would all come up as total bullshit.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
All right, let's do it.
David Lee Corbo
You can and you're welcome to do that if you'd like. Nancy.
Narrator or Additional Commentator
The most disturbing things ever said by astronauts. In 2003, Chinese astronaut Yang Liwei was the first person from China to go to space. Space. He was sent up China, China up all alone. When suddenly, at one point during the mission, he hears a knocking sound on the outside of his spaceship. He recalls it as someone knocking the body of the spaceship. Like hitting an iron bucket with a wooden hammer. He wasn't even able to recreate it. And to this day, experts have no idea what it could have been during the.
David Lee Corbo
Now that one's a little bit less
Co-host (possibly Matt)
fun making up Chinese names. Bing, bong, Bing, bang, ping.
David Lee Corbo
That's how it made. When it hit the.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What's your age? What's your. What's your real name? Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
Because I know it's not Nancy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What does it say on your driver's license? Of course it is. It's like, yeah, they. They fucking come here and they larp like Americans.
David Lee Corbo
They do. I appreciate when they do that, though.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. I had a friend, his name was like Long Ting, but we called him John.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I kind of get it, though. I mean, like, there was a Fuck
Co-host (possibly Matt)
you get John from the way you get Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's a crazy thing. Yet it just takes a fucking name.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Just pick. You just picked one.
Producer Nancy
One you like from A Nightmare on Elm Street.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, okay. Damn, Nancy. That's fucked up.
David Lee Corbo
I actually don't not believe that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, that's what it is. At your job, did they call you Nancy? Or they call you Ping Pong? What did you say?
Producer Nancy
They call me Nancy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Do you play Ping Pong?
Producer Nancy
No.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, she's lying.
David Lee Corbo
But I bet you she's naturally.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Good hand eye coordination.
David Lee Corbo
She's like, I don't play, but I would win. I don't play it, but I would win. So. So that first one does really nothing for me because you're in Space. And allegedly, if you buy what happens in space, there's a lot of space trash.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Sometimes shipping knock just dinging into your thing.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I know a guy that went to New Orleans and he had somebody knock on his window.
David Lee Corbo
That's true. I stepped in, man. Shit.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's not space. That's just fucking Bourbon Street.
David Lee Corbo
All right. Well, the other two are interesting though.
Narrator or Additional Commentator
The Apollo 11 mission in 1969, when Neil and Buzz were on the lunar surface.
David Lee Corbo
Neil Armstrong, you can tell by how real it looks.
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Co-host (possibly Matt)
Look at the bounce surface.
Narrator or Additional Commentator
Neil Armstrong unexpectedly switches to a medical communication channel and spoke directly to the chief medical officer saying, and I quote.
David Lee Corbo
Now how the. Do you quote? This is what I'd love to know. Where did this information come from? He switched to a private medical channel.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Somebody said.
David Lee Corbo
Somebody said, like who the said. What are you talking about?
Narrator or Additional Commentator
They said they're here. They're parked on the side of the crater. They're watching us.
David Lee Corbo
And I love that. Right here we've got this like in quotes right on the image. It says NASA control. Control here. Are you on your way? What is the uproar with the UFOs over? Apollo 11 says they've landed here and they are watching us.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What? I like it.
David Lee Corbo
I like it, but what the. Are you. How dare you put it in quotes.
Narrator or Additional Commentator
This was revealed in a documentary by former NASA employee Ken Johnston. But the original recordings are, of course, highly classified. Rumored.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, say so. Ken Johnston in a documentary. I would love to see that documentary. See if you could find that Nancy. It would be Ken Johnston. Bunch of. Bunch of lies from an old piece of.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Ken Johnston.
David Lee Corbo
Ken Johnston. Look that up.
Narrator or Additional Commentator
General recordings are, of course highly classified. Rumored to be a part of the infamous Apollo 11. Missing two minutes where on record Mission control lost radio contact with the astronauts due to technical difficulties. In another.
David Lee Corbo
I love that too, by the way. You're just showing US images. 3D generated images of a tower that looks like the. The cylinders.
Producer Nancy
AI says the quote is not real.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, AI is lying.
David Lee Corbo
Well, AI is not real.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What cylinder?
David Lee Corbo
From Mother Horseyes.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
The gigantic cylinders that burst up out of the fucking, you know, places whenever the.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I'm gonna re. Listen to it.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, it's so good. It's so good. I'm. Oh, I got five hours left and I'm upset that it's gonna end. Oh, it's so good. All right, let's keep it going.
Narrator or Additional Commentator
Technical difficulties in another 1995 documentary.
David Lee Corbo
In another bold face lie interview, former
Narrator or Additional Commentator
NASA astronaut Franklin story Musgrave claimed to have been followed by a white, eight foot long snake floating through space, saying, quote, quote, on two of my missions, and I still don't have an answer. I have seen a snake out there, six, seven, eight feet long. He said it appeared rubbery and followed him for quite a long time.
David Lee Corbo
Ah, touche. Z Man says the quote isn't real because space isn't real. Huh? It was white, veiny, and thick.
Narrator or Additional Commentator
I'm floating in or near Earth stratosphere. In the same interview, Musgrave also cryptically states that other civilizations have been around, around for millions of years that are doing unimaginable kinds of things. But, you know, they were probably all just joking the most.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Like ancient aliens.
David Lee Corbo
Ancient astronaut theorists theorize that's exactly what it is.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And it's fun. It is a lot of fun. I just don't want to see it from my government officials.
David Lee Corbo
No, I don't think you can do spice and, and write Mother Horror's Eyes too. I think you need something. Because this guy did lsd, we'd have to keep you on a steady stream of.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, the guy that wrote Mother Horse Eyes was on lsd.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure about that. By the way, the guy remember, you know, when the black guys talking about the nephilim and how he was Jews.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That's the, that's the narrator story. They're not the narrator, but the guy who wrote Mother Horse Eyes, that's actually his story. He is in rehab listening to that guy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, well, he wrote himself as.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, yeah, you. You actually catch it at one point. He does say it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He goes, yeah, that's his friend. And, and that he keeps showing up. Right.
David Lee Corbo
So that's not like one of his experiences that he had as like the Nazi dude or the cat or the dog or any of these things. Yeah, that's actually his story.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You think that that's like, like a personal testimony that he just wrote it down like he had. He had a roommate like that. That. Yeah, crazy.
Producer Nancy
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And there was something that he was talking about because that's fun. It is. It is relevant. You know why? Because later on, that guy goes to tell some stories about what he saw in the tunnels. Like, damn, I've got to re. Listen to it. It's so good.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I got to relisten.
David Lee Corbo
I listened to it and I'm like, this is fucking true. This guy had these experiences.
Producer Nancy
According to AI, he was not on LSD while writing it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, we don't even know who he is, though.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, he wasn't on LSD while writing it.
Producer Nancy
He did a interview with BBC in 2016.
David Lee Corbo
The Gizmodo. Gizmodo.
Producer Nancy
Gizmodo.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The. The writer of Mother Horse Eyes. I thought he was. I mean, to the best of my knowledge, he was still anonymous.
David Lee Corbo
I thought he was anonymous, too. Jizmodo.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Nancy, look that.
Producer Nancy
I'm looking it up.
David Lee Corbo
Look it up, Nancy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
All right. While you look it up, we're gonna do something else. All right?
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12 months.
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David Lee Corbo
Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. We have some today. What is this? Is this fucking Andrew Tate?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I can't even tell what is going on here. This guy looks like he's in the Matrix.
David Lee Corbo
Is it POV getting through security at the White House correspondence dinner?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Okay. All right. Here we go.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Mom.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Here we go. Buckle up, people.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I'm here for the White House correspondence dinner. I was invited.
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Co-host (possibly Matt)
Okay, thanks. Oh, sorry about that. My acting skills are a little rusty.
David Lee Corbo
They.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They called me at the last minute. Kind of funny. Thanks, man. Kind of funny. But realistically, what happened is I think he oiled himself up and just ran through security, which is very funny.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, here we go.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What is this?
David Lee Corbo
Now? This is actually. Hold on. Information.
Producer Nancy
No, you're right. It's an anonymous writer, so I wonder who.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I mean, it's possible somebody came forward to, you know, claim it, but I don't know. It was. There was also speculation that it's all not written by the same person, but. Interesting.
Producer Nancy
So Gizmodo is the guy who Claimed to have interviewed the author.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, Anonymous.
David Lee Corbo
That's fascinating. Yeah. So. So that is the idea is that this guy has these LSD experiences and you know, some of them, on the surface they sound so dumb. Like the one where he's a cat.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Or the one where he's a dog. Honestly, the one where he's a dog. It's fucking harrowing.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Is that the dog in the. It's the dog, like prehistoric woods.
David Lee Corbo
It's not the prehistoric so much as. It's like the butter churning times, you know, and, and he encounters wolves.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
And the way he describes like being fucking confused about the wolves and what the wolves are communicating to him about being like these fucking things don't love you. Mm. Like your mother had a face like me. And then he's like remembering his mother. And like the way that it is narrated, it prioritizes all the things a dog would give a fuck about.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
While still being profound.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
It's like haunting.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
The great part of that is like the, the segments of the story, the chapters of the story, they start off and they're all seemingly innocuous and they never explain what's going on. And you don't know what's going on until maybe like 70% of the way through you like holy. Like.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. The character is a cat once you know it all. And then you go back and then you can listen to it in the beginning. Like when he's doing the, the Nazi. Yeah, dude, the Nazi thing is he talks about cutting some lady's tit off.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
With a fucking saber. Like it's horrifying. If crushing a toddler's head with your
Co-host (possibly Matt)
foot, you could find it on. That's on our.
David Lee Corbo
Go to the members one. You can, you can do it with the ad one, but if you're, if you're on Patreon, go to members.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Otherwise it's, it's in its entirety like somewhere. But. But it's like it's all over the place. We, we definitely had that. That's why I put it on the, the pocket speed. So you guys could like, like, dude, check that out.
David Lee Corbo
It is so good. It is so good. And you listen to it and you're like, I'm struggling separating this from all the things that I know.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Like all the conspiracies that I know. This thing plugs in so well. Yeah. Some of you guys don't even know. Like, some of you guys weren't here because they're new. A lot of you guys are new for the mother Horse Eyes thing. If you're. If you're in Patreon, which you are. I'm looking at you people. Go. Go to the members feed, you know, for Spotify, for whatever, and scroll through until you find Mother Horse Eyes. Yeah, it is one of the. It's very different from anything that we've posted before.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Got me off of my ass to do. Where is it at?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, the artwork for Mother Horse. Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, dude.
David Lee Corbo
Then that's a whole other thing too. Like, Mother Horse Eyes herself is like a part of this story. And it's weird, man. But yeah, just the overview of it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It.
David Lee Corbo
I would love to get some of the new people's feedback if you're new here.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's funny because, like, yeah, this whole daycare thing that I. That I drew, it's funny. Yeah. But the. The premise of it of. Of Mother Horse Eyes having this daycare kind of calls back to stranger things that. That final season and this happened years before.
David Lee Corbo
That's interesting.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's very much the same.
David Lee Corbo
It plugs into so many things, man. If you're new, go listen to Mother Horse Eyes. Find it on the members feed. I'd love to see. We gotta start like a conversation thread in the Patreon about that, but it plugs into so many conspiracies that we talk about. And it's just one guy who, you know, was an alcoholic and. And became addicted to lsd. Not addicted, but, like, was using it like crazy, like having these revelations and shit and then eventually goes to rehab. But when he's on these experiences, he's like having these experience, like, dude, the. The one always be closing the Ancient dude and the Crone and the Demon in the desert.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yep.
David Lee Corbo
Holy shit. It's so good.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's right.
David Lee Corbo
I'm listening to it and I'm like, this is great story.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
We'll do a breakdown of. That's. Maybe we'll abandon Chronicles for a little while and just do a breakdown of this. But we have to do it in segments.
David Lee Corbo
Segments. It's hard though, because if you're. If you don't know what the. We're talking about.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
We would have to do that for the Patreon only or some. Because that's. That's. That's hard to put out on for the main feedback. Dude, it's so good. It's so good. All right, that's. That's enough of the. The thing. Let's get back to Nancy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
How do you say gay in Chinese?
David Lee Corbo
Let's find out.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Nancy might know.
Producer Nancy
Not in Chinese.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Whatever.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy, say you are gay in Chinese. What the fuck is that?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What is my mom sending me?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, somebody said it. Look. Nishi Gananton.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, hey, Blur Schmurtler.
David Lee Corbo
He probably googled it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I think you googled it.
David Lee Corbo
We ain't a China man.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Not many Chinese people listen to this show. I will say this is a low IQ show. Chinese people did, you know, stink.
David Lee Corbo
Go ahead.
Producer Nancy
You know, in Japanese though, a gay slur for a homosexual is homo.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, hell. Hell, yeah. Right to the point.
David Lee Corbo
I like.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, we knew into really not skipping
David Lee Corbo
anything, even the, the, the bombs, the nukings and everything and not. Is it Nagasaki or wherever the. They are.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
This guy's mother horse.
David Lee Corbo
I'm mother horse eyes maxing right now. Yeah, I'm. I'm telling you, I. Right now, I don't even want to pause it. Like I find myself. I'll take a poop. I'll put it on six hours and 12 minutes into it, and I. And I. I am in the part
Co-host (possibly Matt)
two or part one, because there's two parts.
David Lee Corbo
No, this is the full one. We put the full one.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's a fucking.
David Lee Corbo
It's a 10 hour thing on our. On our members feed. I have 3 hours and 44 minutes left. Very excited.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
How to say your ass stank in Chinese.
David Lee Corbo
Say your eyes stinks in Chinese.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What the.
David Lee Corbo
I like this. I like this dude.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I don't understand the content though. I don't understand the style I. The content.
David Lee Corbo
I like the smacking. I liked when he had the. That's the best use of AI I've ever seen.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You know that? This guy is probably like. He's probably like an accountant or something like that.
David Lee Corbo
Nancy, are you gonna dress like a geisha for.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
She said no, Bohemian Grove. She said she doesn't consent. Look at this guy. This guy's a Christian. He's a Christian. Let's see what they're saying.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, did a hidden message about Jesus in Genesis. Watch this.
J
So Jacob has 12 sons, okay? And in Genesis 49, he blesses all of them individually. But today we're going to talk about Judah, Zebulun, Naphtali, and Benjamin. So he blesses them, right? He tells Judah from your lineage will come the Messiah. So Jesus comes from the line of Judah. What does he promise Zebulun for? Zebulun. He says that you and your tribe will live by the seashore. Okay. Says you will produce beautiful words. Okay, and then fast forward. The tribe of Zebulun end up settling near the Sea of Galilee and by the Sea of Galilee is where Jesus did a lot of his teachings. And it says so in Matthew 4, which we will read right now. Leaving Nazareth, he went and lived in Capernaum, which is by the lake in the area of Zebulun and Nal.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Right on the.
J
The Bible, God is speaking through Jacob. Now, what about Benjamin?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And, like, I don't mind writing on the Bible, but just like. Like that.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Like, you. You got to do it slow style.
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Co-host (possibly Matt)
Write it like you mean it, you know? Yeah. Dumb tribe.
J
This right here shook me. Jacob says to Benjamin, benjamin is a ravenous wolf. In the morning, he devours his prey. In the evening, he divides the plunder. So I guess the blessing, slash, I don't even know, maybe curse, is that he is a ravenous wolf. Okay. And guess who is in his lineage? King Saul. This is in 1st Samuel 9. Okay. It says there was a Benjamite. Kish is a Benjamite, had a son named Saul. Believe it or not, Saul was anointed and chosen by God to be the king.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
She wrote sheesh in the Bible. Sheesh. Let me see that. That she did.
David Lee Corbo
I'll tell you what, man. Like, hats off to people that could do this, though, because that would have gone right over my head. Yeah, I just struggle. Like, me reading is like, redlining a
Co-host (possibly Matt)
lot of those words.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, it's just me redlining, but she's putting it together. Good for her, actually.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Pretty cool. We had a pretty good straight Bible session the other day.
David Lee Corbo
I was going to say some insulting things. Wait, no, not the one that you did later on. That was different yesterday. Oh, no, no.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
We did an interview also.
David Lee Corbo
That's cool. That's not what I was talking about.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That one won't air for a little while, but when it does air, that's gonna be. We'll probably interview him as well. But Otis, who's the dude that comes to the shop a bunch. He. Hold on. Let me just put on that fourth camera so people know that we bowling. He's writing a book about. He finished writing a book about Bible studies. And basically it's like a Bible studies for dummies.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's cool.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
An entire curriculum. So if you wanted to do what you see Matt do when we have, like, the live Bible study, he has, like, a walkthrough of it.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And even, like, questions to ask afterward. It's a great idea for, like, I'm
David Lee Corbo
just gonna open these doors, get a cross breeze, and him sweating.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He's sweating. He's getting. He's getting heavy. Getting heavy sweats. Damn. Look at these all caked up. He's got the Lotus and the Miami shirts on. It's crazy. How many. How many games of dominoes have you played so far today, David?
David Lee Corbo
Any. Any. Any dominoes games, bro?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Are you serious? Looks like you've been winning, man. Are you winning?
David Lee Corbo
All right, so that was not nice.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That was mean.
David Lee Corbo
I look like a Cuban man who's playing dominoes all day. I'll give you.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's crazy. The outfit. The outfit's crazy.
David Lee Corbo
Thank you.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I like it.
David Lee Corbo
My wife got it for me. Who? My wife. You know what?
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Co-host (possibly Matt)
Anyway, yeah, he's doing a Bible study so, like, the common man could do it. And it's good for like, the husband who should be teaching. It's basically a step outside of the church. Who. He says it without being so mean, but he's like, yo, it's been kind of feminizing. Yeah, we seen that.
David Lee Corbo
It's gay.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, so it's like a step outside of that. And it's for, you know. Woman could do this too. Woman.
David Lee Corbo
Just one and only one. Woman.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Whatever. Preferably just one of you guys.
David Lee Corbo
My tinfoil tiara, by the way. My tinfoil tiara. I believe she was like. She was either a.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Are you guys so sweaty for just show up.
David Lee Corbo
Well, she's asking if we could do one in winter. Maybe not a bad idea. The next one. But she. She was a fan of a show. Might have been tinfoil hat, something like that. Maybe it was Frank's. And now she's here all the time I watched that development. Is that true? Tinfoil Tierra.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, so we stole her. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Which I'm a big fan of. I really appreciate that. That's cool. Okay, so. So it's a how to.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
But the. The Bible study we did with Matt, we were talking about the. Like, the law, and we were kind of. Of kind of getting into it, but Matt's like, I don't know. I don't know. He's talking about the law and how the law was created specifically to kill Jesus.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, that's crazy. Fascinating.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Like, when we're getting. Like we were getting. That's heavy time travel. Yeah, we're getting into time travel. This whole thing is time travel, this episode. But, yeah, I was like, that's a great. What a great idea. Because the law, specifically, when it's talking about, like, you know, not. Not. Not doing anything on the Sabbath, that's one of the big ones that Jesus.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Violated.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Violated.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And that's why they wanted to murder him. But it. So when he says he's the fulfillment of the law, like, it. It's just crazy how it all comes. Yeah. It's made to do that. And then he does fulfill the law by dying. Yes. It kills him.
David Lee Corbo
It kills him and.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
But it's created to kill him because otherwise it's.
David Lee Corbo
And he's killed because of the law.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's almost nonsensical.
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David Lee Corbo
Law.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Right?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Do you see that? That's crazy. It's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That is cool. That's crazy. You want to talk about a closed loop? Like a weird. That's like a Mobius strip. That's interesting.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. Yeah. All right, we're gonna get back to this.
David Lee Corbo
What are we getting back into?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I don't remember. Oh, yeah, right.
J
Believe it or not, Saul was anointed and chosen by God to be the king of the Israelites. But Saul started getting consumed by pride. You're too prideful. I need a new kid king. Guess who the new king is. David. Under the lineage of Judah. But it does not end there. Down this line is Paul of Tarsus, bro. But he was first known as Saul. But remember Saul. Saul killed all, like, a bunch of Christians or Jesus followers. And I'm gonna show y' all in the word where it says that Paul slash Saul is a Benjamite.
David Lee Corbo
Paul.
J
Paul says. I asked then, did God reject his people? By no means. I am an Israelite myself. A descendant of Abraham from the tribe of Benjamin. So, Saul, King Saul, ravenous wolf, bro. By the grace and Redemption.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Okay, so you think the Jews we're dealing with are Benjamites? Owen Benjamin.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know, but. But I just want to say, like, that complexity, that layer of complexity is just like. I don't know. Either these motherfuckers were just the greatest storytellers of all time, or this is super true.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They do be telling stories.
David Lee Corbo
They do be telling stories. But, like, they do. When you find, like, Easter eggs, that's like a biblical Easter egg.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That's actually kind of not hidden in. Right in your face, but it's just so dense that, you know, a lot of people don't pick up on it. But when you see an Easter egg in a fucking Marvel film, you're like, look at how good these fucking writers are.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That reminds me, actually, was you just said there. Did you see that viral clip of Russell Brand? They're making fun of him. He was on Pure. He was talking to Piers Morgan, the
David Lee Corbo
dude that looks like, yeah, I hate Pierce.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Home Alone.
David Lee Corbo
I don't want to say I hate him.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He looks like the pigeon lady from Home Alone.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
So he's like, is that the Bible that you carry to court with you when you were defending yourself against pedophilia? So, yeah, mate. And he said, well, what was the scripture that you read? We saw you reading? And he goes, it was from Isaiah. And then he goes, and. And it's so funny because he is. He has the Bible, and he opens up to Isaiah, which is whatever, British
David Lee Corbo
for Isaiah, I guess.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And he flips through the pages for, like, what feels like an eternity. And people are like, oh, this guy doesn't know the Bible. And I was like, well, you know, like, the Bible is dense, but, like, the. I just like the comedic timing of it.
David Lee Corbo
I'm probably not slipping through.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Just fucking. And he's going like this. He's going. And Piers Morgan is just looking at him like, you're gonna read it, mate. And they do. He's just looking. He's going, not that one. Nope.
David Lee Corbo
No, that's pretty funny.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
And he's just. Yeah. And then he goes, this is it. Nope, not that one. And it's like, people like, oh, he doesn't. He says he's a Christian. He doesn't know the Bible's like, yo, dog, there's like, I don't know, 60 chapters in Isaiah. I don't even know.
David Lee Corbo
And I wonder, did he ever say what it was that he was.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He said, I think it was this one maybe. And he read some. And then later on, he Tweeted. He's like, yeah, it was this one. And I've got. But it's just.
David Lee Corbo
That's kind of funny.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
But millions, hundreds of millions of views and people are like, oh, look at this. And I was like, what are you guys making fun of?
David Lee Corbo
This is so not a bot. Says 1 Corinthians 4. 1. This, then is how you ought to regard us. As servants of Christ and those entrusted with the mysteries God has revealed. That. That kind of hit me a little bit because I'm like, what she just showed is so it's right there. Yeah, like, there's this little skinny lady. I've never heard anybody say that before. That's really fascinating. And like, how is this book static and accessible by everyone, but still has like, that's being revealed? Like you're going to find all the Easter eggs in a Marvel film.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's because you. Yeah, yeah, they're obvious. You have to. When you read that book, you've got to read it the first time to read it. Then you got to read it again to understand it. Yes, exactly that. As you go back, you're like, okay, okay, I know the characters now, but now as I'm watching the journey unfold, now I got to read it in a way where I'm looking at the lineages.
David Lee Corbo
See, that's the problem that I struggle with. The thing that I struggle with a lot is the lineages, especially in Genesis. It's super brutal and like the language is a huge stumbling point for me. Mother Horse Eyes is like, it's, it's elegant in its way, but it's obviously super approachable. Like you're not going to get hung up on the, on the language in any way whatsoever. And it's still telling like a really profound story.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You're gonna be.
David Lee Corbo
But then when you start to reduce the Bible, when you hack through the language and you start doing all these translations and everything, you lose so much. So it's like, which way Western man? Do I just become smarter?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Maybe read maybe. I guess maybe the best path is to read like the dumbed down version of it, read the Gen Z Bible. So that way you'd be like, yo, I understand what they were saying. They were straight tripping. And then you read it again in like an actual translation and you'll go,
David Lee Corbo
oh, okay, all right, maybe that's a good move.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Not don't read.
David Lee Corbo
But yeah, yeah, that was written by Gaza, wasn't it? Or something like that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Gays and witches, so they say, all
David Lee Corbo
right, here's a gay Is that not nice guy?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I think that this looks like the guy Jason Ellis, the gay dude that.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, yeah, he's gay. Right. Which is crazy because he's a manly ass dude.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He's intimidating.
David Lee Corbo
He's a big dude covered in tattoos, bald, and fucks dudes up. Up.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I met and. And him.
David Lee Corbo
And has butt. Yeah. He does the. The ass deed with him. Crazy. Which is wild.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
His wife was so hot. They used to bang guys together and she left him.
David Lee Corbo
Well, yeah, that'll have your. Your wife will leave you when you start getting plowed in the ass.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, let's see what Jason Ellis has to say.
David Lee Corbo
Don't tell him I said that. Years of playing with.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I won't say. Dude. I'm telling you, man, I've never really met somebody. I met a couple of MMA fighters in real life. This dude, he. I think what it was.
David Lee Corbo
He's also a. Of a skateboarder.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. But he has this thing about him where I'm like, I don't know what you're gonna do.
Guest or Additional Commentator
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Co-host (possibly Matt)
I don't know what you're gonna do next.
David Lee Corbo
You're gonna, like. He's either gonna be really cool or he's gonna fight me. But not in a mad way.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Or he's gonna have sex with my butt, but not in a mad way.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. I was like. I was a little nervous. I'm like, this dude looks like he'll just go off on anything super nice. Besides that, he seems super cool. I don't like. I don't trust you.
David Lee Corbo
But he gets plowed in the ass. I wonder if he does that or if he just does the ass plowing.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
I could have done this. I know.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What? Oh, I don't know if we're gonna do this.
David Lee Corbo
We're not gonna do that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
For the listeners at home, they're doing these magnetic blocks. I mean, my kids like these. I don't. I'll watch this another time. Okay. We're onto something cooler.
David Lee Corbo
Cash Patel do during the White House correspondence dinner shooting.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Hell yeah. What's that?
David Lee Corbo
Can we make this big screen so I can see it too? Like, the whole thing is.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, that's what I've been wondering. What's Cash doing the whole time? What's he been up to?
David Lee Corbo
Apparently, he's receiving. I am making great America great again. Pens.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Did you see that? He got his, like, pornhub account doxed and his, like, most.
David Lee Corbo
Really?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, yeah. They did, like, a leak of people who. And it was like, Cash patel@thegovernment.com or something.
David Lee Corbo
That doesn't seem real. That can't be real, by the way. If you click this twice, it actually turns into a flashlight.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
A little pen light. Yeah. See that? You could write at night. Camera three, you could also write during the day. That's right. Let's see what Cash Patel's doing besides watching porn. It's a shoot. And he's like, what are we supposed to do?
David Lee Corbo
So everybody just, like, gets down and murmurs, the fuck?
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David Lee Corbo
a Broadway play, Yo.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, it kind of does. Wait, like, he's looking at a camera, too. He's like, what are we doing? When do we do? When do we go?
David Lee Corbo
Is he waiting? Maybe he's got an earpiece that's gonna tell him it's time. This is weird.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. The whole thing.
David Lee Corbo
There's a shooter in that room.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He didn't get into the room. He got, like. He got past secure. Think about, like, if you're going into. I think this is, like, at a hotel. So you go to a hotel, there's going to be, like, a long corridor, and then inside one of these, like. Like, big atriums you'll go through, and then that's where the. The ballroom will be that. That this is happening in.
David Lee Corbo
Okay.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It seemed like that's where it was. And, like, the guy just darted past the. You know, like, we have metal detectors, and he's like, ran right through.
David Lee Corbo
He's got metal.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He's got metal. He's running. He's fast. He's black. He's gone. They needed a black dude to do this one specifically. Had to be named Cole.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Which is very funny. I don't know if that's God being funny or the Jews being funny. That's really. Is it God being funny or the Jews being funny? I don't know which way.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I just wish people would stop burning it.
David Lee Corbo
He looked like he ready to step into a Broadway play.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
That man said, I will not mess this up.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
This is a black cadence. So didn't say much of anything funny, but he's giving you a crazy eye, and he's got a good cadence.
David Lee Corbo
Makes you want to clap. Yes, I know. That's right.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. In the might, in the mighty name of Jesus.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, this guy looks like. What the.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
This guy looks like he's on probation.
David Lee Corbo
This is funny because this is another podcaster. Eyes open podcast.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, hey, let's check out his.
David Lee Corbo
They want to track your every move. What did that say?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I don't know. Let's see. Damn, boy.
David Lee Corbo
He's killing this podcast.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That is out there doing things.
David Lee Corbo
Doing things better than us. Better.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Way better. Oh, what have I do since 2019? That's why he's got us by, like, seven years. All right, let's see what they do. Speaking on truths. Okay. Afraid of.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. They scared. Huh?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Price is king. Okay, let's see what they got. Amen. All right, you know, I'm gonna look these guys up. Let's do a little deep dive.
David Lee Corbo
Where are they at? I wonder where they're at. Look, they have the. The aesthetic that suggests they're out of Miami.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, they're probably not. Reviews, likes lives.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, they have events. Maybe they got events.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Let's see if their events.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, hey, subscribers only Live Q and A. Ain't doing in real life.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They got three guests, y', all, in North Carolina.
David Lee Corbo
Huh?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
All right, guys, I thought there was something.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, nothing to do here. Tell you what, though. Ugly. Ugly.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Damn. Yeah, you're aesthetic. Well, whatever. Maybe we'll invite him on the show.
David Lee Corbo
Hey, maybe. Maybe. Maybe we just care too much about aesthetic. Is that it?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Maybe.
David Lee Corbo
We're probably. What? Would you looky what I found? And it's kind of weird. Weird because I was just recently talking about this technology, and I just happened to stumble upon this.
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David Lee Corbo
12 months.
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David Lee Corbo
Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Look up patent number, because you can go look this right up. Google it however you want to. Search this up. But this is a real patent. Just tell us. Patton War. 1, 1, 3, 5, 4. And isn't it weird? Look at those last three numbers.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
6 6, come on, man.
David Lee Corbo
Okay, so we.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Come on, don't be this.
David Lee Corbo
Well, we don't know what the patent is. It might be like to allow Satan access to your bank account and see your firstborn.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
We'll see.
David Lee Corbo
Now this was filed by Wells Fargo in 2022, by the way. Wait, real quick, pause it. Yeah, One of them had to be 666, dog. Like, one of them had to be patent number 666. It's just if there was a patent number 665.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
To be honest, that's probably patented and it's probably 666.
David Lee Corbo
Right.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What are the chances? One in a thousand.
David Lee Corbo
Patton is for the usage of Smart Dust. Now remember the show for the people who've been on my channel for a little while, they remember the show I did about the Smart Dust technology. Now this patent. This is good fear porn for like boomers. Smart Dust is real good.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Hold on.
David Lee Corbo
I'm scared for your.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Is there a scared button?
David Lee Corbo
Let's just take a look. A little bit sad is pretty scared. Check this out. This is wild. Systems and methods that facilitate authenticating a user making a payment using micro electro mechanical systems.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Memes.
David Lee Corbo
Mems. I. E. Smart Dust. The MEMS devices.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
All right, we don't have to read all this. Dude, I.
David Lee Corbo
You know what?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Dude? Oh man, I'm going to crash out if I got to listen to these guys.
David Lee Corbo
Eyes. Eyes Wide Open podcast. Let me see. Cuz sometimes you have like a really good Facebook following and that. It doesn't mean.
Producer Nancy
So his name is Nick Thompson, right?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
With a T. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
What's that show called? Eyes Wide Open Podcast.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Eyes Wide Open.
Producer Nancy
If it's the same guy. He was. Let's see. It says season two of the Netflix reality show Love is Blind. Is that the same guy?
David Lee Corbo
Are you. What are you.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Wait, he was on Love is Blind.
David Lee Corbo
No, he wasn't. What are you talking about? That guy? Yeah, I told everybody on Love is Blind was supposed to be attractive.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Show his picture. Well, I mean, it's blind.
David Lee Corbo
What is eyes wide open?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
181,000 subscribers.
Producer Nancy
Let's see.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, they're doing well. These guys are crushing.
David Lee Corbo
Damn.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They're making. Well, they. They make pretty good money on their Patreon, but we do better. We can invite him on.
David Lee Corbo
What's his name? Nick Thompson.
Producer Nancy
Yeah, Nick Thompson.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
All right, so what you're saying is.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, dude, we're crushing them. Never mind.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, we're not. Yeah, they have 181,000 subscribers for whatever reason.
David Lee Corbo
That doesn't mean shit. It on audio. We're demolishing their buttholes.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, but. But they were on Love is Blind.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
This is what we need to do. We found the. We found the recipe. Nick Thompson is a contestant on season two of Love is Blind.
David Lee Corbo
That guy that we just saw, that's an ugly man.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That's him, right? No, that's not him, Nancy.
David Lee Corbo
Okay. Because there is a Nick Thompson.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's a different guy. This guy's handsome.
David Lee Corbo
Eyes Wide Open with Nick Thompson.
Producer Nancy
Yeah, no, that was like when he was skinny.
David Lee Corbo
Yo. This is crazy. Are you sure, Nancy? I don't.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I'm not.
Producer Nancy
I'm not sure, but it looks like it was what came up when I researched him.
David Lee Corbo
Hold on a second. Because podcast doesn't even look like it's about the same that we just saw Eyes Wide Open podcast.
Producer Nancy
I could be wrong, but it looks like him.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Okay. All right, well, we'll look into this.
David Lee Corbo
Hold on a sec. I'm confused here, because that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Are you saying that anybody could just say that they're a podcast?
David Lee Corbo
Are you going through life blind? This is Eyes Wide Open with Nick Thompson, your destination for unfiltered truth and societal change. We bridge the gap between reality TV fame and real world impact Act.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh, yeah. So he's famous. No, no.
David Lee Corbo
But I think there's a dude named Nick Thompson who has a show called Eyes Wide Open that is about reality television. And then there's the guys that we just saw who have a show called Eyes Wide Open who's probably not named Nick Thompson.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Ah.
David Lee Corbo
And it's about conspiracy. I don't see. Well, the good news is we beat a guy who was on whatever the. That. That that is.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
He's pretty much just on Facebook.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know. I don't know. I don't. I don't know. I think we. We might have just beat a guy that's on Love is Blind. But as for these. Bring their back up. Can you bring it back up for a second? Because I just want to see. Like, I'm not finding them at all.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I took it off. I don't care.
David Lee Corbo
Okay?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I've lost. I've lost complete interest in whatever he's talking about.
David Lee Corbo
I felt it as I was saying that last part. I was like, I don't care.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I don't care. Like. Like, this is a lot of research for. We don't even do this much research for the show that we.
David Lee Corbo
Sometimes we don't even. But I forget I'm on a show. I'm just asking you to Google some Shit.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. Just like you'll pull that up. Look at this guy. Was he pointing upward at some point?
David Lee Corbo
No.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You think he's going to?
David Lee Corbo
Maybe.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
There it is.
David Lee Corbo
Look at that. It's not enough to point forward. You got to go. Boop.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Wait a second. Is this about Will David Wilcock?
David Lee Corbo
If this. If this isn't followed by images of like public information about his death. Yeah, like that's the only way.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Followed by a complete episode of Dave Ramsey talking about financial security.
David Lee Corbo
I don't want to hear it. This is why David committed suicide. The Iraq war.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, come on.
David Lee Corbo
He blew too many whistles.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Capturing this was filmed in 96 at the Hilton.
David Lee Corbo
It took a long time to kill him.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Which was originally in the possession.
David Lee Corbo
It took 30 years to kill him.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They killed him slow in.
David Lee Corbo
In 96. He said some. That is public information.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
They drained him financially. They made him in.
David Lee Corbo
That's in his bathtub. And then they. And then they made him call the police, step outside, eat his shotgun in front of the cop.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
But first they made him into a banana sandwich. And they had.
David Lee Corbo
And they him hard.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, guys, I. I mean I. I'll watch some of it, but attack Libya probably not. As you get closer and closer to
David Lee Corbo
2012, starting in around 1980, a very strange thing has been happening.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
When they use the looking glass. Okay. Yeah. So we just watched this before, but I.
David Lee Corbo
It's interesting that this is like making the rounds even. Even to. Even to your mom. Yeah, she's catching the project looking glass wave.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You know that shit's getting crazy.
David Lee Corbo
When they gave him the touch of death in 1996. It gets green messages from Mom.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Messages for mom is the canary in the coal mine. If you hear the whistle from here. Yeah, you know, shit's going down, huh?
David Lee Corbo
This is actually a great litmus test of your conspiracy is if Messages for mom is talking about it, then you could pretty much be hyper skeptical that it is at all.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You could bank on it like you could bank one here. Let's check this out.
David Lee Corbo
What do we just don't bank with Wells Fargo?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No.
David Lee Corbo
Because they'll smart dust you or micro
Co-host (possibly Matt)
particles they put in your balls or something like that. All right. Oh boy, we're gonna learn to hate the muzzies. Now in Islam, when I go to
David Lee Corbo
my parents house, a bit like the bit we're gonna dress like the Muslim guy. It's a white dude dressed as a Muslim dude with the.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
My mom has been on a kick. I don't even know who these people are. They're all like the. The sphere of influence is so large for Christian creators, but she's always watching some form of debate, like a YouTube show, and it's a guy on Streamyard and another guy and they're debating, and it's always about like, Christian destroys Muslim in whatever.
David Lee Corbo
It's just like. I'm like, mom, by the way, I'm still kind of hooked up on this. I'm looking at Nick Thompson of what is this called? Love is Blind face. And you would just think like, yo, I'm on Love is Blind. Yeah, I bet you I could launch a successful podcast. Not one that's more successful than a couple of retards in a coffee shop.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I just wonder what would happen if
Producer Nancy
you confirmed that's him.
David Lee Corbo
Well, I. I don't think so, because this is about. It's. If you look at the topics, personal journals, education, self improvement, society and culture. This is not the same one. Which then makes me go star of Regulus. Which then makes me go. Whatever those guys have on Facebook, they don't. It doesn't translate to their actual show, I don't think. Even if you have 180, 000 YouTube
Co-host (possibly Matt)
subscribers, there's a lot of that.
David Lee Corbo
I found out that also doesn't translate to really your audio numbers, which we crush at. Is what?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Hold on.
David Lee Corbo
Well, it just. There you go. There you go. As a podcast, your audio numbers are what really matter. And so. Yeah, I can't even find.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
All right, let's get scared. Hold on.
Producer Nancy
On.
David Lee Corbo
All right, let's get spooked out. I hate.
Guest or Additional Commentator
This is no more than a messenger.
David Lee Corbo
Exactly.
Guest or Additional Commentator
It is very simple. Jesus is just a mess.
David Lee Corbo
Hey, we talked to Beck lover and a spirit from.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
How dare you.
David Lee Corbo
She doesn't even watch this show.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, this. He told us all this. He told us about the Cube. They dance around it, all that stuff.
David Lee Corbo
Great respect for Jesus. But he was just one of the prophets.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
He's what now?
Guest or Additional Commentator
He is a spirit from all and the word of Allah or the other prophets. Spirits from Allah and the Word of Allah.
David Lee Corbo
No.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Why would you think.
David Lee Corbo
Because then it sounds.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Why would you think.
Guest or Additional Commentator
Sounds like Jesus is more than just a messenger.
David Lee Corbo
No. What would you think? No, Jesus is just a messenger in Islam and a spirit from Allah and
Guest or Additional Commentator
the Word of Allah.
David Lee Corbo
It's very simple.
Guest or Additional Commentator
In Islam, they don't say how. Then what does the Quran mean when it says, Jesus is a spirit from Allah and the word of Allah. Allah knows best.
David Lee Corbo
It's like.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's almost like I feel like there's a Presupposition that I'm arguing with my mom saying that they write about Jesus like I don't even pay attention to these fucking muzzies ever.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Wait, wait. Does the Quran say Jesus is the word?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Ask it a lot, Nancy. Does the Quran say Jesus is boiling in piss and excrement? His own piss and excrement?
David Lee Corbo
No, they don't say that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Are you sure, Burp? Are you sure?
David Lee Corbo
The Quran states that Jesus is Allah's word? So that's different. Yeah, I mean that kind of says it right there in your own.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. The word of God.
David Lee Corbo
The word of Allah, which means God, I guess, in, you know, street. Well, that's not really the same people which was cast into Mary. So it's Jesus is Allah's word which was cast into Mary. And that's interesting because if that is different than Muhammad. And then of course in the Bible it's the word was with God and the word was God in the beginning, right?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yep.
David Lee Corbo
And then later on, Jesus Christ was the word made flesh. So if you have that right there, that's the one I keep going back and forth with. Shout out to Sparrow.
Producer Nancy
They don't believe that. They don't believe that he resurrected after death.
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David Lee Corbo
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Co-host (possibly Matt)
All right. Okay. Well like that's. That's like your. Your thing. Dog.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, Nancy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah. So stay out of my country. Next video. I. I like this.
David Lee Corbo
All these shopping cart hack that keeps me a loyal customer.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Oh yeah, I got a. I just. I3D.
David Lee Corbo
You3D printed a. An Aldi's hack.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I might Start selling it on top. Lobster dot com.
David Lee Corbo
That's so funny.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Where is it?
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, because sometimes I don't have a quarter. Because who keeps cash anymore?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You could take this, you could put it in the car. You could put it in your ass. Whatever you want.
David Lee Corbo
Whatever you want to do.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's flat cost, nothing. Actually, I might charge more than a quarter for. Maybe I'll charge two quarters for it.
David Lee Corbo
That's pretty funny.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Plus shipping.
David Lee Corbo
And you keep it on your keys.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
So realistically, this is a lose, lose situation for you. Just put your fucking cart back.
David Lee Corbo
Right. Well, no, I mean, unless you don't have a quarter. Like, I never keep cash.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
So I can't tell you how many times I've not had. And I have to go. Fuck. I'll go get the Aldi's bags from
Co-host (possibly Matt)
the Fatal Flaw with this. This fake coin. You put your card there. No, no. When. When they. When they want to ring up your cart, they use the cart before you.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. They shake. They steal your shit. Yeah.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
So then your cart with the fake quarter in it will then go after you.
David Lee Corbo
You know, I know exactly what you mean. All these shoppers know. It's a dumb system.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's a. It's. It's a good system. They. It's fraud. It's fraud.
David Lee Corbo
My Tinfoil Tiara, who shout out to Tinfoil Tiara's brother, put her onto the show. She said,
Co-host (possibly Matt)
you have an Aldi's keychain quarter coin. Yeah, it's like. It's a little mixtape. Little Aldi's mixtape, but I never use it.
David Lee Corbo
That's kind of adorable. She says Aldi's is depressing. And I kind of agree with that.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Depressing.
David Lee Corbo
And I will say that at every Aldi's I've been at, staggering amount of blacks and tortas that are working it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No, not over here. Yep, over here.
David Lee Corbo
Have a gander. The next time you just move through
Co-host (possibly Matt)
life, which all these are you going. Go to the one in the Villages.
David Lee Corbo
What I've noticed.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Go to the one in. That's the one you go.
David Lee Corbo
We showed up.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Up. Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
There's a lot of blacks coming.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You bring a lot of trash.
David Lee Corbo
It seems to be that way. I was in. Even in the coffee shop, it wasn't Planet Fitness. And I was like, there's a lot of blacks here.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Wow. Not safe. And the Villages are rated ns. Not safe.
Producer Nancy
I bought these strawberries yesterday, and when I got home, I found mold on the bottom. Is there anything y' all can do to replace them?
David Lee Corbo
Oh, of course. We can replace them and give you a full refund as well.
Producer Nancy
Oh, no, I don't need a refund. I want to exchange them for a fresher batch. Well, I'm not sure if you knew,
David Lee Corbo
but Aldi does offer a double back guarantee.
Producer Nancy
What's that? If your produce is in low quality, we can replace them for free and
David Lee Corbo
you get your money back. I had no idea.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That is amazing.
David Lee Corbo
Turn us the off. Turn this the off right now. What the is that? What the is that?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
She's giving you a life. Hack the dump.
David Lee Corbo
Dumbest shit in the world. I can't stand. I don't like when people do that either. They go, I'm one character. I'm also the other character.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, why don't they just tell us?
David Lee Corbo
Did you know that Aldi's will give you your money back plus the product?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You could have probably just sent us, like, a page.
David Lee Corbo
You didn't have to do a acting thing.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Just type it up.
David Lee Corbo
Why did we watch that?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
That was a tweet, Mom. It ain't looking good. It's not looking good. We might have to suspend it.
David Lee Corbo
Messages from Mom.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
It's crazy out here.
David Lee Corbo
Are you guys sponsored by all these? No. We are sponsored by Sport Drink, though. Guys use promo code Squad. Go to sports drink.com. i got my sport dream, and last night, I, I, I, I got Strawberry dream, which I've been waiting for for a long time. And I gotta say, it was fantastic. It tasted really good, which is important. It actually says to me, mix it with milk.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
With milk.
David Lee Corbo
So I have organic milk. I don't have raw milk. I don't have a raw milk hookup. Yeah, but I got organic milk. And, you know, it's like 4 ounces to 2.5 tablespoons. Two and a half tablespoons of Sport Drink. And I have an immersion blender. So I. Yeah, I got it in there really good and I was like, I'm drinking it and I go, this doesn't feel like something I'm allowed to drink because it feels very desserty.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Where's my sport drink? I ordered the orange. Hasn't gotten here yet.
David Lee Corbo
I got the orange. I will say that. Well, somebody just got the Baja Blast one. Yeah, I don't know who got that. Somebody in the Patreon got it. I gotta ask them how that is, because I've had the orange one. It's good. Not as good as the no number. No yellow Number five. Lemon, lime. That is really great. Damn, the sport energy is really good. I've used it like two to three times on the show. Really fantastic. And the sport dream is really good. So dream update. I went to sleep last night and it was the last thing that I ate. Has anybody mixed sports drink with piss yet? No, but I would say that's probably good with the sport energy. Oh, Z Man got The Baja blast 1. Z man. Let me know how that shit is. I really want to know. And I had a lot of dreams last night, a shit ton. So I wasn't. I wasn't inundated by super meaningful dreams. Instead, I had that, like, defrag dream experience. Again, just blab things that I'm thinking about. Yeah, I. I fall into dreams very quickly. Like, I'm going to sleep, Felt very relaxed, went to sleep. Glycine, magnesium quantity. The quantity of dreams. Which is interesting because if you read the back of sport dream, and this could be misinformation, but it says something that I thought was fascinating. Your brain works harder when you're sleeping than it does when you're awake, which I guess is interesting. It's switching to, like a different mode, right? Your brain's never turning off. It's just going to a different mode. And so whatever that mode is, I think you get dreams that are important, but I think you do defrag dreams mostly, where your brain is just sifting through the comings and goings of the day and the faces that you've seen and the ideas that you've been exposed to. And I don't exactly know what that process is for. I just know it happened a lot last night. So as soon as I went to sleep, I was having dreams. Characters from, From. From that show, from that I watched and a bunch of other. And I woke up feeling great. I really like it. I haven't tried the cocoa one, but. But Strawberry Dream is really fantastic. It says something. I'm not gonna lie. It says something on the back of it that I'm like, is this true? And it's this idea of the combination of fat and sugar. Not refined, processed sugar, but, you know, cane sugar, let's say, is actually great for your brain. And that ice cream is a really great sleep aid. In fact, I want to Google that right now because I'm like, are you just lying to me? Hold on a second. Let me see real quick.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I had ice cream last night.
Producer Nancy
Well, milk is supposed to be relaxing. Tryptophane.
David Lee Corbo
I just saw a wisp of smoke pass by my face.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
A wisp of smoke. We don't chat. Are we on fire right now?
David Lee Corbo
I just saw, like, Definitively. A wisp of smoke pass by my face.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Did anybody see that on the screen?
David Lee Corbo
No, I don't think so. Guys, hold on a second.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I just don't want glasses, dude.
David Lee Corbo
No, no, I watched it. I followed it with my eyes.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Well, that's not good.
David Lee Corbo
I don't want anything to be on fire.
Producer Nancy
Brain tumor.
David Lee Corbo
Well, just keep an eye out for smoke, Chad.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
If you see fire, call the police. 1552 Bella Cruz drop.
David Lee Corbo
That was crazy. Ice cream. Sleep. Good for sleep. Let's see what it says for sleep. Anyway, guys. So I had. It says no. Ice cream generally does not help you sleep, bro. So I had it. It was really good. I've been waiting. You know what's funny too, is sport drink is filled up to like, whatever it is, Sport dream is filled up to the brim. So I kind of got crazy. I was like, it was probably too much sport drink, lots of dreams. But it is really delicious. A lot of dreams. Like I said, defrag dreams. Guys, go check it out. Use promo code squad for 10 off. Hopefully do that because we'll probably need the money to rebuild the standard coffee shop after it burns down. I'm telling you, dude, I saw smoke. There's no way around it.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
I didn't see any smoke.
David Lee Corbo
All right, well, me then.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What they say with their smoke? There are more clips.
David Lee Corbo
It could be the dick farts. Yeah. Let's get back to messages from Mom.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
All right, here we go.
David Lee Corbo
Whoa.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
My God.
David Lee Corbo
Gosh. Have you guys been following this next level?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
AI.
David Lee Corbo
Lego trolling from Iran. They are trolling Trump next level. And by showing you this and maybe like, bobbing my head a little bit to the beat doesn't mean I want America to.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
This video has 25,000 likes on it.
David Lee Corbo
Dude, fail.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Okay?
David Lee Corbo
Hey, orange pig. America first.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Okay, my mom's not getting it. There's a disconnect again here where I'm telling her over and over again, don't send us. This is a pro Trump show.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, and not because of his political affiliations, but because, like, time traveling, trying to be possessed by Nimrod.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
All those kids he fucked.
David Lee Corbo
Those are things that are, like, super cool and based and I'm not a policy guy. I'm more of a, you know, a Spirit of Gilgamesh guy.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Go by the gut, you know? Go by the gut. You missed it here. All right, this is the last message from on. I guess we'll get out of here after this.
David Lee Corbo
This place is going to burn down.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
What does this say? Add this to your. If we turn all the lights off, it should be fine.
David Lee Corbo
Add it to your bedtime routine. Is it sport dream? Cuz if it's not, it's not sport dream.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
We out of here.
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David Lee Corbo
I never close my son's door after tucking him in. I leave it open just a little
Co-host (possibly Matt)
bit, and then my wife and I
David Lee Corbo
stand outside and we talk like he's not listening.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
We talk about something he did that day that we're proud of or how
David Lee Corbo
much we love him. We say that he's hilarious. We say that he's awesome. And I don't know what he thinks when he hears it, but I know it's building his confidence. You should try this tonight.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
This is.
David Lee Corbo
I'm literally gonna stand outside my kid's door and talk about how I'm gonna beat his ass.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah, I'm gonna kill.
David Lee Corbo
Because he's been lying. And now. Now, now he's. He's home from school.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
You know what I do sometimes?
David Lee Corbo
What's that?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
My daughter doesn't sleep. My daughter. I stand outside of her room when she's not sleeping because I know she's gonna get up and then she's gonna come to our room because she always has something.
David Lee Corbo
So you stand there waiting for her to get up and blanket was.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
This light went off. I need something to drink. And I stand there and then she comes out and I go, what are you doing? And then she goes, oh. And turns back around and doesn't come out. Dude, I'm telling you, no positive affirmations in.
David Lee Corbo
In my household last night because he had a little fever because he lost a tooth. Sometimes you. You lose it. You know, you get a fever when your teeth get wiggly.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Fever or.
David Lee Corbo
Or another one's coming in. Whatever. So he was a little bit sick. We kept him home. And then, like, he recovers and the next day, like, he's kind of feigning, like he doesn't feel good. And I'm like. Like you feel good. Like, I see you bouncing off the walls and acting all crazy, but whatever. And then last night. You smell smoke.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
Yeah.
David Lee Corbo
Are you lying?
Co-host (possibly Matt)
No. We're going to end the show.
David Lee Corbo
Oh, I got to tell this story.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
We'll. We'll tell it next time. Bye.
David Lee Corbo
People, they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again.
Co-host (possibly Matt)
When the end is written in the
David Lee Corbo
book, in the pages, they. For. You know what?
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In this signature episode of Nephilim Death Squad, hosts David Lee Corbo (aka "The Raven") and TopLobsta (accompanied by producer Nancy) take listeners on a head-spinning, comedy-laced deep dive through conspiracy theory, occult symbolism, biblical prophecy, and the absurdities of present-day America. The show’s core: exploring the overlap between Christian eschatology, internet meme culture, and theories about time travel and "Project Looking Glass." The hosts blend serious research with irreverence, rapid banter, and listener participation, all through a biblical and sometimes schizoid lens.
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Nephilim Death Squad continues to blend Christian eschatology with grassroots conspiracy exploration and cutting internet satire. Whether you’re a believer, a skeptic, or just “schizo-curious,” this episode will have you questioning your news feed, your memes, and maybe even the fundamental structure of time.