
oin host David Lee Corbo, aka The Raven, in this special episode of Time Line Cleanse as he recaps the unforgettable Bro Grove III event. From unexpected Trump impersonations to outrageous bodybuilding competitions, David shares behind-the-scenes...
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David Lee Corbo
Good morning and welcome to another episode of Timeline Cleanse. As always, it is I, your humble host, David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven, coming at you live from the burning of Sodom and Gomorrah. Reporting from the fall of an empire. Very happy to be here, guys. On the aftermath, the wave crashing from Bohemian Grove. It's going to be a Bro Grove centric day. We're going to talk a lot about how the event went, how cool it was to see all of the homies and what went down, you know, what, what the whole thing was. I'm very excited to get into it. I don't have anything to promote. Who gives a shit about promoting things today? I have a lot of thank yous to issue. Thank yous to everybody who was there, thank yous to all of the people who helped pull this thing together, all of the hard work that everybody put into this, all of the creators who made it out, who made it on the stage, who came to support something that was really crazy. It was really crazy. I found a couple of naysayers on the Internet. Maybe we'll talk about that. But there's so many yaysayers, there's so many yay sayers. So many people had a good time. I think the event went better than anyone would have guessed. Than anyone would have guessed. Yes. There was some gay stuff in there. Uh, it seems that I worked myself into a bodybuilding competition. My own fault. I have nobody else to blame but me. And, and I was then oiled up and I did some oiling. I oiled Cole's back and, and then we were felt up by a shirtless toad in a gimp mask. Honestly, I, I, I think it went off the rails a little bit. We managed to bring it back on. Triple double backflip, stick the landing to a round of applause. Everything went really, really wonderful. We're gonna get into it, guys. A very racist. Good morning to everybody in the chat with the hardest of ours. Thank you for being here this morning. Monday morning. I took a little day off yesterday Sunday to recuperate and, and, and reflect on Friday and Saturday. And it felt really good. I am sorry to hear it. Scott. He said the FOMO hit him incredibly hard this weekend. I was very bummed out. We had some of the best dangerous in attendance. People came from all over. People came from all over. And I know Scott intended to come. One thing led to another. It didn't happen. Scott being one of my favorite people, I was bummed out that he wasn't there. But next Time. We're gonna do it again. Despite what Top Lobster says, despite how basically what I'm doing is Top Lobster is the workhorse. He makes everything happen. We're gonna redline him until he dies. So we have to squeeze as many brogroves as possible out of Top Lobster before he expires. Honestly, it went really well. It went really well. This is a little bit. I know it's a little shaky. I tried something different. I mounted the camera on the desk to this little, you know, snake neck. And if you do a little bit of that, it does a little shaking. I don't know. We'll test it out. We'll see how it works. Let me switch up my banner real quick, guys. It is a donation based show. If you derive any value from this show, if you want to contribute, consider then Rumble rants. But Rumble does take a percentage off the top. A better way to make your money. My money is cash app. You can find me on Dollar sign David Corbeau on cash app. You could also find me on PayPal and Venmo Decorbo 7. On PayPal and Venmo. We will address the donations probably two to three times. We'll give it a little bit of time before we do that, though. Like I said, guys, donation based show. You know the deal. Thank you guys for being here. Let's get into a little bit of. I guess we're going to share the screen and we will go through some of these pictures. We're going to go through some of these pictures from Bro Grove. Man, what a good time. And. And I guess we'll talk about it. We'll see where it all goes. Hold on a second. Boop and boop. Bring it up. There we are. So this I did preemptively. That way I can kind of capture most of the pictures here. I said thank you to everybody who made Brogrove possible. We had some of the greatest performers and the greatest fans. If you were there, please dump your photos in the comments. God is good. And let me tell you something. Whatever happened there was so beyond us. It was really wild the way everything came together. And certainly there were some magical synchronicities. I mean, at one point, we're on stage and we get the news that the US has bombed Iran. Allegedly. I know I'm seeing all kinds of stuff about whether or not Iran is reporting that there's nuclear facilities have been bombed. But Donald Trump tweets, I believe or. Or he truths, whatever you want to call it, that, you know, three missiles have struck. I think Three different nuclear facilities in Iran. So I actually got the news from somebody in the audience. I forgot who it was. They stopped me and they said. I was walking along the back of the audience and somebody reached out, stopped me and said, we just bombed Iran. I said, that's incredible. So I. I walked over and I whispered in Shane Cashman's ear. And we effectively recreated the moment where George Bush received the message that a second plane had struck the towers. And. And that was unintentional. It was very funny. So this news gets broken on our stage and we just so happen to have a Trump impersonator in attendance. This is a guy that travels around with Brad Binkley. I wish I remembered his name. Fantastic Trump impersonation and qui Gon Gin and tonic said. I said that. Was it you, brother? Was it you that. That pulled me to the side and said that? No, no, no. You were. You were in the chat. Somebody literally. Oh, you said the. The. That it was like the 911 thing. Yeah, yeah. Somebody physically, though, there in the. In the audience grabbed me. And so what we did is we had him come up on stage and we had him read Trump's tweet about us bombing Iran. It was fucking incredible. It was an incredible moment. Strangely enough, we didn't realize that we had scheduled Bohemian Grove on the summer solstice. Summer Solstice being June 20th and 21st. Bro. Grove being June 20th and 21stst. Very interesting. Unintentional, but maybe significant. I don't know, for all the astrology fags out there. And the reason it's significant is because, you know, obviously in the conspiracy world, these are plotting and executing all kinds of, you know, false flags and. And rituals and ceremonies and sacrifices on these solstices. And then, of course, we bomb Iran. We bomb Iran on the summer solstice. Thank you. Says we was sacrificing and. Yeah, man. Yeah. So very interesting that that went down. But this picture right here, I mean, it's beautiful. I don't. I have no business being on stage with those people. I'm not going to get into the, like, who am I? Kind of thing, you know, but it's just like, what a surreal moment. Top Lobster, Owen Benjamin, Jake Shields, Sam Tripley and David Lee. Corba. What the is even that? What is even that? I saw a couple people saying There was only 17 people in the audience. It was over 200 people there. It was. It was difficult to navigate the place. It was difficult to squeeze through the crowds between everybody sat down and everybody at the bar. That place Was packed. I'm not gonna front. There's no way to get around it. This event slapped, and it's strange that people are kind of preying on the downfall of it. So let's. Let's go into the. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, yep. So I lost my fitness challenge against Cole. I lost my fitness challenge. It was not good. Oh, seven C's is in the chat. He says he's already clearing his schedule for Bro Grove 4. Man. You don't get an opportunity to hang out with the homies, the schizo homies. Irl. This really was that. This really was that. It was so cool to have guys like seven out, to have the biblical hitmen out. Doc Brown from the Prometheus Lens podcast came out. You know, Cashman, all these awesome high quality schizos. High quality schizos. And we got to hang out together and we got to do something very cool. And I'm glad that it didn't suck because these guys actually want to come back. That's beautiful. Yeah. So I lost. You could tell right there. My physique is nothing in comparison to swole King Cole over here. We did oil each other up. It was very gay. There you go. You got Toad feeling me up in a gimp mask. I wish I knew how to do the poses, but I don't think that it really would have mattered. I don't think I have the muscle mass to hold my body up the way that that Cole does. Right before we went on stage, Cole and I were out back behind the scenes, rapidly doing push ups and covering each other in baby oil. Very gay. Very gay, you might say. Why did you do that? I don't know, dude. There you go. What the even. Is this real? Ry or die says Cole. His pants. Cole was unhealthy. Unhealthy. He was cutting so much that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Q says that pose isn't what lost it for you, sir. Correct, correct. It was the lack of muscle mass. Cole was farting and it smelled like propane. Apparently he threw up, by the way. And it wasn't because he drank. I mean, he had one beer, but he. He threw up after the. The first night. I don't know what was going on. His body was shutting down. His body was shutting down. That's what was happening there. Let's see what else we got. Okay, that's it for this one. Yeah. Very embarrassing. It was the only. It was the only moment of this that I regretted. I was like, what am I fucking doing up here? Not nice Guy Sweet. Not Nice Guy turns out to be the nicest of guys, by the way. Shout out to Not Nice Guy and Nancy because, you know, not only were they there, but the day after the event, when we showed up to the venue to clean up, we had to clean up everything. Not Nice Guy had forgotten his water bottle. He left it behind, and so he showed up. He wanted to get his water bottle. Then they stuck around for a good hour and a half and helped us clean that place up. Nancy and Not Nice Guy stuck around for an hour and a half and helped us clean that place up. And I'm really grateful for that. And. And it was really nice to be able to hang out with them and just shoot the. No, biggest Faux headed said, did Jake bring Nate? No, Nate did not show up, which is fine because it was. It was so crazy anyway. It was so crazy anyway. Too much steroids. I don't think Cole was on steroids. I really don't. I really don't. I think he was all natural. Either that or maybe he was. He was on too much steroids. He started throwing up. Not Nice Guy in Top Lobster Man. This was a stressful. The stress didn't even end when the event was over, because the event ended. This restaurant that we went to, Mojo. Shout Out Mojo's, that stayed open for us very late. Wonderful food. Mojo's next door was so delicious. Their staff was so awesome. Typically, they close at 10:30. We didn't get there until 10. And when I say we, I just mean me, my wife, and Top's wife, we ran over there to be like, we're coming, we're coming. I swear it's happening. Please don't look to the right. Politics trending. Death to America. Fucking hilarious. The people are coming. I promise you. And. And then nobody started pouring over until it was, like, fucking, I don't know, 10:25. By the time everybody really got there, Nobody had a sense of urgency. Everybody was drunk by the end of it. And God bless these people, they stayed open until. I mean, I left that restaurant at 11. And I. And I. And I. I know they did last call around 11. I don't know how long these motherfuckers loitered around. Those people that worked there must have gone insane. Not good. Not good. I got to give Alex the salute before we left. Yeah, yeah. There was a lot, dude. It turned into a. Almost a race rally at one point. Very aggressive. Elijah Schaefer took the stage the beginning of day one, and it became a race rally. I'm sorry. The beginning of day two. There he is. I didn't get a picture with any of these guys. Not a single picture with Owen Benjamin. Not a single picture with Jake. Maybe triple. I mean, I was on stage with them, but, yeah, I'm just not that kind of a guy. I don't. I don't really care for swarming people and. And I guess it's probably a smart thing. You go, oh, networking, Right. You might want to network. Didn't even think about it. Didn't cross my mind. What a cool moment. Jake Shields on stage doing Fight Back with Tripoli with Owen Benjamin. And they're mending the relationship between these two awesome guys. Really, really, really cool. Not nice guy. Says, my wife would have liked me if I law wouldn't have liked me if I lost another water bottle. I swear she had a water bottle fetish. That's a very strange one. I've never heard of that one. Yeah. Shout out to Paranoid American and Donut. What up, Donut? I actually. I'm gonna go through a little bit in a little bit. Some of the things that I got. This is from Donut here. He does great merch. It's like a VHS case, and it says Illuminati Secrets conspiracy box, and it's filled with all kind of goodies. I got a lot of fun stuff from a lot of people, including this shirt, I believe this shirt. Who. Who gave me this shirt? I don't remember the name. I don't want to say if it was Mill House and then be wrong, but somebody brought me a Hawaiian shirt. If you're in the chat, sound off, because it's a wonderful Hawaiian shirt. But, yeah, we're gonna go through a lot of the gifts that I got because you guys are wonderful. You bought me a lot of fun stuff. This is just a great picture, man. Such a great picture. Such a good time. Such a good time. Jake Shields. Owen Benjamin. Owen is so tall, dude. We. We had the pleasure of hanging out with him at Top Lobs's house for. For a bit. And. And when he came into the the house, he was so tall that he had to duck under the the doorway. That's not even an exaggeration. This. This had a duck under the doorway. Let me tell you something about Owen Benjamin, though. He's so warm, so friendly. He met a bunch of new people, you know, Thomas, the Paranoid American. Doc Brown, Prometheus Lens podcast. We all were kicking it and hanging at Top Flops Top Lops's house before day one. And Owen comes in and just Starts chatting everybody up like. Like we're all old friends. Real warm, real friendly. The same impression that I get from Sam Tripley. Both of them are very genuine guys. Very genuine guys. And it was a pleasure to be around them. Here we go. Elijah Schaefer, guiding. Guiding toad around in his gimp mask. They wanted me to wear a ball gag. I'm already. Shame. Shameful enough. I'm not gonna wear a ball gag. Would have been just a. Just, you know, a length too far here. Let's let this play. Very embarrassing. Very embarrassing. I do a lot of dumb gay shit dressed like a faggot in a retard. This moment was. It was. It was challenging. It was challenging. Well, there's a Top lobster in the chat. What am I lying about? You piece of shit. You piece of shit. This was a challenging moment. Yeah. They wanted me to wear the ball gag. I stressed over and over again, I said, do not buy a ball gag. You will waste your money. I will not wear it. Somebody bought it anyway. I didn't wear it, though. But they wanted me to, I guess, to have kept quiet. Look at this, dude. Let me tell you something. I am very proud of how Nephilim Death Squad went. Day one. Nephilim Death Squad, me, Top, Lobster, Sam, Tripoli. I think that was an excellent show. I really do. I could just be, you know, jerking myself off here. But it felt really, really great. Felt really, really great. Yeah. Donnie Moons. Danny Moonsky says gay Illuminati humiliation ritual confirmed. Yes. Yes. And now we will be getting those beautiful Jewish shekels. We're. We're moving on up to the big leagues now. Was the part where he said, kind of disappointing when Raven. When touching Raven's ass recorded. No, no, he did not touch my ass. He never got around to touching my ass. Which is fine. If he touched my ass, I might have won, but the denim would have given it away. It was excellent. Thank you, Nancy. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah. Dude, no. Toad was not putting on the oil. Cole and I put oil on each other. Really? Just on each other's backs. Just at each other's backs. It wasn't as gay. It was only half gay. Day two was insane. It really was, dude. It really, really was. There was moments where I was watching Creatures lectures. We are. I wasn't sure Top took so long to get to the stage in. In during the intro, but I felt really comfy up there because you never know, right? It's like I've done a couple of live things, but not. Not in Any real meaningful way. So you never know exactly how the thing is going to. Jesus Christ. Okay, so Ty Bob, he's the one that went to the sex store and bought the ball gags. Good God, man. Let's get that off the thing. You never know really how it's going to go. And I don't know. I. I think we nailed it. I think we nailed it as far as Nephilim Death Squad goes and our. And then of course, you know, we were on stage. Top was on stage with Elijah. Toad and Cole were there as well, and they did kind of like a tower gang thing. And then we were all on stage for Fight Back. And who was the guy in the white mask? Arcane Arsenal says it was Toad. Dude, it was Toad. But I think we nailed the second day too. I think Top and I realize we do have. We. We have the chops for stage performances, which is really. It's. It's a load off, you know what I mean? Because you don't know that podcasting is ever going to translate to stage presence. I think we did. All right. See what we got. So this is Cashman in the beginning. He's talking to Doc Brown. We're actually gonna have. Lauren Whitzky was going to show up and she was going to talk about some really wild. But unfortunately she couldn't make it. Luckily, Doc was there and we were able to pop him in as in a state, you know, in. In her wake, in her stead. I don't know if either of those words apply. Give me a second here. But he did a great job and he had a Bigfoot story, a Lilith story. Cashman was excellent stand up guy. Speaking of stand up, Cashman ended up doing a five minute set. Excuse me. Reading his own tweets. And he crushed. He crushed. He did an excellent job as far as like laughs per minute, which I know, like some comedians do that. Some comedians will do a long story in a build up and then they'll. What's the word here? They'll subvert expectations at the last second and then get a big laugh. And then there's other comedians, like a Mitch Hedberg, right, who do. It's kind of like just shooting from the. Not shooting from the hip, but there's no lead up, there's no premises. He's just saying jokes. Cashman kind of did that. He was reading his own tweets and they fucking. They crushed, man. Cashman, I think he could be a stand up comedian and I mean that. There we go. The cult of conspiracy Guys, Jacob and Jonathan and, and, and. And Doc Brown. This is from Doc. Actually, we got a bunch of cool guys here. I believe this gentleman's name is Tom in the really, really dope Hawaiian T shirt. You got Brad Lail of the Awakened podcast. Sam Tripley and Doc Brown again. And this was our part of our round table. You know what's really crazy here? Look at this donut and look at Austin Picard and tell me that they are not the same person. They're the same person. Connie is confirmed alcoholic. I heard he went really hard. I heard he went really, really hard. Per crowd said. Incredible event, unprecedentedly stacked lineup, electric energy. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. I. I thought so, but I'm trying to get feedback, you know what I mean? Because of course I'm gonna think it was a good time or maybe I'm not. I don't know. I could be self critical to the extent I'm like, I don't know, was that good? But it felt like it was good. So it's good to get the feedback on it. It's good to get the feedback. Oh, yeah, her terrible interaction with Laura Loomer. Yeah. Lauren Witsky, she. She went out of her way to help Laura Loomer. It seems Laura Loomer just stabbed her in the back. Hate to see it. Really disappointing because Lauren Witzke has been one of our biggest supporters since the show's inception. I mean, like, she saw what Nephilim Death Squad was way earlier than most people and she supported it. She backed us, she gave us opportunities. She looks for sponsors for. She's a killer. Love that woman. So I know based off of her character that she probably extended that same generosity to Laura Loomer. And it seems that, you know, a bad investment. A bad investment. It sucks. They were clones. Yeah, dude. Donut and Austin were long lost brothers, dude. Yeah. CIA clones. Yeah, man. Really, really crazy. Really, really crazy. Excuse me, that guy in the flag jacket was on cocaine, right? No, that's just Alex. Alex, the. The joke joint guy, he's just. Just looks like he's. He is cocaine. He's the. If cocaine was disguised as a man, it would be Alex Soto. It would be Alex Soto. Ayman is the Dungeons and Dragons version of Austin and Dota, dude. Ayman Rat. I don't know where he is. I don't know if he's in the chat. I was so happy to see him for a multitude of reasons. One, because Ayman Rat has been around for so long and Number two, you know, supporting us and everything. And number two, he was having such a blast, man. And you know what it is? It's like you put this event on and you're worried about how everything's gonna go. You really care about it. There he is. Beautiful, Beautiful Aiming Rat. Beautiful Aiming Rat. And he was having such a good time. He was so happy. And as, as somebody who's just trying to put on something good for you guys, when you see that kind of reaction, it's excellent. It really puts you at ease. So every time I walked over and I, I, I, number one, had the pleasure of front row seats to Owen Benjamin's performance, which he crushed. And we'll get into that. But I sat directly next to Ayman Rat. Me and Eamon were shoulder to shoulder enjoying Owen Benjamin's performance. And I was like, this is the, that I want to sit next to. Because his energy is so good. His energy is so good. And it was so much fun. And so he just amplified it. You know what I mean? He amplified. It was an empty chair, an extra chair. I, I ran over there. That's so funny. Xerox says we could hear Aan laughing over everyone on the stream. Dude, he was awesome. He was awesome. Really grateful to have Ayman Rat there. Yeah. A genuine delight. A genuine delight. Doomsday Cracker says I should have sat on his lap. I was about to. He was rubbing my back at one point. And then he shows me a message where Connie says, rub his, rub his back and see how he reacts. But I like Ayman Rat so much, I didn't even register that he was rubbing my back. I was just like, this is nice. I just sat down. I'm enjoying hanging with the homies and I'm enjoying. Oh, and Benjamin's performance. And I'm enjoying a nice back rub. I don't know what the problem was. And then he's like, he's doing it for so long and I'm not reacting that I think he felt like it was necessary to show me the text message that said to do that. And I, then I put it all together and I was like, oh, this has been. This thing's been rubbing my back for like five minutes. I didn't realize it. I just like, you know what it was? I thought he was like, good job, man. Good job. And I was like, yeah, aiming Rat. You're right. Oh, my God. Oh, Top says I gotta play Owen's song. Yeah, let's, let's get through a little bit more of this. The, the Conspiracy Roundtable was great. Paranoid American Donut. They were holding down the. The fort. Look at this picture. Look at this beautiful, beautiful picture. Oh, my goodness. Owen Benjamin staring lovingly at Toad, man. I mean, what we did at the end of the night. Fucking no. What Toad and Owen did at the end of the night of day two was so incredible. Throw the Jew down the well. Throw the Jew down the well. I mean, it was fucking awesome. And. And Toad really got his moment in the sun, which is dangerous because he's supposed to have a nice layer of slime over him. He really should be in cool, moist. Not cool, but like, you know, moist climates. But instead, he was dried out. He was in the sun, and he really got to feel it. I think. I think Toad saw the love, and I. I think Toad realized that it's one thing to go through, to go viral on the Internet, but when you turn the Internet off, you're sitting in your house in Massachusetts or whatever, and you don't know if this is even real. And by the end of this, man, everybody is screaming, toad, Toad. Toad, Toad, Toad. And he knew it. He knew it then that this was real. People love him. I love him. Without Toad, Toad was the. The cherry on top of what was already a successful event. Not Nice Guy says Toad played my request. It's really funny because apparently Owen was trying to get into place somewhere over the rainbow. But throw the Jew down the well is even better. It's even better. Bravo to Not Nice Guy. Yeah. Absolute banger request. Banger request. All right, let's see. I love this picture. That needs to get framed, and it needs to be up in Toad's house. Up in Toad's house. A couple more photos here. Boom. That's the Fight Back podcast where we got on there. There's me just being touched by Toad. He's touching me. It's. It's where a lot of. There's a lot touching. Adam the Lectern guy stopped by as well. Oh, this is Skitso Friend. There we go. Shout out. Skitso Friend. He was slapping titcoin stickers everywhere. I had a pocket full of them, and I didn't even understand how it happened. I think he was just sliding them into my pocket. Sam Tripley and Skitso Friend. Schizo Friend had a banger shirt on, by the way. There was a company that that was from. I'd like to know which one that was. There we go. Lauren is there. She came the second night. So cool to have her. I, I, I. I love her. Death. I told her people like her are worth their weight in gold. And that's something that I say to people. I've said that to a couple people recently. And it's like people that give a shit about what we do, that want to help, that want to contribute, that want to support us, there's no way to downplay or overplay rather how important those people are. There we go. Top Lobster had a good time despite the stress. I know he felt good about it. There we go. Cashman. Elijah Schaefer, who also unbuttoned his shirt for the very homosexual bodybuilding competition. And I appreciated that solidarity between homies. There we go, Owen and Toad. Ah, there it is again with. We're very, we're very oiled, very shiny. I don't like the way those things feel, by the way. I'm not a lotion guy. I don't put lotion on. I don't put anything on my face, which is why I look like I'm probably 10 years older than I really am. Maybe I should moisturize. I just don't like the way it feels. My body felt disgusting. Disgusting. For the next few days, for, for the next few hours after that, just fucking, just embarrassing. Just very gay, Very gay, very gay. Thank you to Wayne Gretzky, the Tropic Theater. They really missed out. Let's see what else we got here. We're gonna find Owen's performance. Oh, there's the Trump impersonator. He fucking nailed it. He nailed it. He was there when we needed him on day two to read that tweet. It was unbelievable. There's Alex, the red coated Jew, literally in his red coat. That's me in an alternate timeline. They say it's me in 40 years. I don't really think so. We don't look much different from each other. I've got as many wrinkles, I think. Boom, boom, boom. Let's see. I just want to see if we can get there's real ride or die. Just looking like a blurry Bigfoot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. Amazing weekend. I always remember where I was when you broke the World War III news to Shane Cashman, 911 style. Thanks for bringing these legends to central Florida. There he is. This is the moment you can see Fat Trump impersonator off to the side. He does his thing. Really, really incredible moment. And if I show Spam, I don't know what. Let's see what spam is. Some people are probably saying, yeah, There we go. 17 people showed up. You're thanking 17 people. You're a fucking faggot. Can I get behind him at. This is the worst thing I've ever been a part of in my entire life.
Top Lobster
This will be used against us.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah, I'm done with the screenshots of this. Yeah, I'm done with this. I'm done.
Shane Cashman
The ADL will finally like us.
David Lee Corbo
Not too low. Hey, climb back. Can I get my job back? Yeah. Very fun though, guys. Very fun. As gay as it was though, I know a lot of people did have a lot of fun. They thought it was funny. So that's good. That's good. Yeah, man. Oh God, the oiling. The oily visage of my body is. It's rough to see. Okay. I just see if. If we could find Owen. There we go. Share to post. This is great. Let's do this, dude. Owen Benjamin. Thank you, Top for sending this. Owen Benjamin. He wrote this like overnight. He stayed up late and wrote this thing overnight. And it's such a good song. Let's get into.
Shane Cashman
All right, here we go. Living off pensions Some long term investments A real estate deal I've made two or three crushes I'm here because I made it with bootstraps and pure grit Everything that I have I have because of me Custom golf carts a Corvette Agnes text me she's real wet Pop boner pills for some really sweet poon trained A lake for my golf green Ozempic to gave Agnes clap that should be cleared up by June Swinging the day away in baby Boomerville Sitting on the couch blasting the news Some people claim that I'm too old to to want to bang But I know it's.
David Lee Corbo
The blue pills fault yeah. I just want to say real quick I see Xerox said yeah Owen said he was done doing shows but I think he'll go again. Owen was having so much fun and it was so clear to me that he was having so much fun. I don't know, man. I think there's a chance of getting him out again. I really do.
Shane Cashman
It's like real long and I'm not going to stop. It's like Free Bird, dude. No, like even. Even these guys are going to be like, dude, still, bro. I was up all night, like fucking momento. Like, oh geez. There we go. Because I've never seen anything like this in my life. It's like pure hell.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah. Just. Just so you know, he's talking about the Villages, which is just filled with old people who are fucking all the time. That's pretty much it. They Dance and they fuck and they dance and they fuck and they drink and they eat and they dance and they fuck and and that's where we bought Owen Benjamin first wife was a.
Shane Cashman
Buzz kill Second one was real chill Third one I bought when I went overseas dude all facts by the way she's a real looker Technically not a hooker Reversed my mortgage to buy those.
David Lee Corbo
Double doors.
Shane Cashman
Skip my son's graduation Cuz he refused vaccination Seems like he just wants me to die Daughter just had a baby I'll visit it maybe not sure if I have enough miles to find fly Avoiding my kids again in baby Boomerville Spoiled brats just won't leave.
Top Lobster
Me alone.
Shane Cashman
Some people claim it's their father to blame But I know it's their mom's fault 10 grand on a fun cruise Gambling in the best booze My kids think they'll get money someday Most of them still rent one lives in a tent I bought my first house when I was making minimum wage where's the next?
David Lee Corbo
Oh my God. Yeah, him and and Toad releasing an.
Shane Cashman
Album Listen, I can't wing this thing I am. My kids went to college I said they had to for knowledge Told them if they didn't they'd have no hope at all now they have unpayable debt Riddled with regret but on my cruise I'm having a ball Mocking my kids again in baby Boomerville Pumping, TRT slamming High noon Some people claim that it's my greed that's the blame But I know it's never the Jews visors and flip flops I'm telling you it doesn't end.
David Lee Corbo
I just want you guys to know I was in the front row for this. The front row. I'm literally. I could reach out and touch Owen's feet. I. This was such an amazing experience, man.
Shane Cashman
Flip flops, Bloody Marys and eye drops 9am t time I'm blacked out by.
David Lee Corbo
3.
Shane Cashman
Nothing matters so why try World's ending when I die Rocking depends so I can golf when I pee Feeding my flesh all day in baby Boomerville My will gives it all to the ADL I know the kids want my money I've earned but it's better burns as I head off to hell oh, thank you.
David Lee Corbo
Incredible, dude. It was really such a good time. And I said it before top I don't know if you could find Throw the Jew down the well if you send me that that would be a lot of fun. Throw the Jew down the well was great. Let me bring this down and. And maybe we'll bring some more stuff up later on, but. Boom. Dude. So I. So I found out that there was actually quite a few people that. That didn't want this to happen that were praying for the downfall of it, which I thought was very gay. It's like, why would you do that? It's just a good time for people. And these are great comedians. Sam Tripley, great comedian. Owen Benjamin, great comedian. It's like, you know, people think that you're praying for the downfall of it because maybe because Top and I are executing it, maybe you don't like us. And it's like there was so many great people there. Why would you be such a faggot about it? It was such a good time. It was such a good time. I want to show off a little bit of the things that people got me. Number one. I don't know if this was. This might have been Milhouse too. But I. I isolated some of the really dope cards that I got here. I just want people to see this. This is very good. I got a Nidoqueen for those of you who know, you know that that's a banger. A vileplume. Another fucking banger. This is all self congratulatory moment, by the way. A ride on another banger. Some people got the memo. Bring your boy old school Pokemon cards. Really appreciate a fucking Gengar. Another banger. That was me. It was Schizo friend. There we go, baby. Thank you so much, brother. A Venomoth. Look at that. Venomoth dude. How cool is that? Why is Top calling me? Oh my God, he's calling me. Hold on a second. Hold on. You're on speakerphone. What do you want? Hey, what are you doing? I'm doing a show and I'm showing off the Pokemon cards that people got for me. Look at that. Jolteon. I got a Jolteon. What? We have a show at 1. What do you mean? What time is it? It's 10:10. I'm doing the. The important show, the. The big show and then we'll do. We'll do, you know, Nephilim Death Squad later on. But I'm doing the big show right now. Look at this Pidgeot. I'm gonna send you day two of. Of Descript.
Shane Cashman
It's gonna be a link.
David Lee Corbo
You could open it up and you could listen to. You got to go all the way to the end and you'll. That's his throw the. Throw the Jew down the well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's great. Yeah, we're gonna play. Hear that, guys? We're gonna play throw the Jew down the well. So I'm gonna show off some of the gifts that. That we got, and then we're gonna. We're gonna throw the Jew down the well. All right, that's great. Send me that link. All right. Wrap the show up. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna keep it going now. It's gonna be twice as long. Did he hang up? He hung up. What a piece of. We're gonna play that. Throw the Jew down the well. That's gonna be a lot of fun, guys. A lot of fun. Also. I showed you guys this. I don't know if this is illegal. I don't think it's illegal. I don't know much about guns. Somebody said this is. I'm not even gonna. You guys will. Will know, I guess, if you know. You know. But look at that, right? We got an engraved NDS logo on it. And then if you look at the little details there, it says full instead of full auto. I don't. I don't think this thing does that. I'm just saying, how cool is that? And then Psalm 144:1, it says, Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teeth it teacheth my hands for war and my fingers for battle. How cool is that? I don't know what it is. Hicktown honey says, we know what it is. I don't know what it is. I'm retarded. Very, very, very, very, very cool. Very cool. I don't know what it is that qui. Gon saying stuff. I don't know what that stuff means. Who knows? Shout out to. I think his name was Costa Rica Tom. Who the made that? Don't know. I don't know because it was just given to me by. By, you know how many big bald dudes with beards there was. Is so crazy. Excuse me? The amount of big bald dudes with beards. I'm just looking up at them and they're giving me stuff. Love him to death. Didn't know that that many big bald dudes with beards liked us, but yeah, he gave it to me in the parking lot. So. So Costa Rica Tom. I believe his last name is. I mean, I believe his last name. I believe his. His name is Tom. I could be wrong, but either way, dude came all the way from Costa Rica. Turns out a lot of people came from a lot of different places. Very cool. Costa Rica being one of them. There was a couple of Canadians there. I think there Was even somebody from the Netherlands that was there. And then, of course, all around the country. Ohio, Arizona, California, you know, Massachusetts. So many different places. Really, really crazy that people came that far. So Costa Rica, Tom, number one. Thank you so much for the gift. He wasn't even Costa Rican. He was not Costa Rican. He just. He just lives in Costa Rica. The gifts that he bought. He bought me a. He bought top. And I. Big cardboard box, like a. It was like a briefcase. I forgot what brand it was. It was really nice, filled with two things. Costa Rican coffee. Big coffee. Guy drank it this morning. Delicious. Thank you very much, sir. And Costa Rican chocolate, which I had one drink. One drink. At the end of the second night at Mojo's with all the VIP people, with all the homies who came to hang and eat, once again, shout out Mojo's delicious food. I got a boss hog. I got a boss hog. It's delicious. It's like a pulled pork kind of sandwich. I don't know what it was. So good. And. And then I had one celebratory shot with some of the homies at the end of the night, which is wonderful. But I was wired the entire time. Do you know why I was. I was wired. I ate so much chocolate. So much chocolate. The chocolate was incredible. Now, that was one thing from Costa Rican Tom, unbelievably, Mojo Jojo. Mojo Jojo's. Yes. Yeah. Mojo's was wild. It was wild, man. It was wild to have all those psychotic, dangerous retards in one place on that patio. Such a good time. Such a good time. You guys are awesome. But Tom had a son that was with him. I think. I think his son was 17 years old, and he was clearly on the spectrum. And I'm not saying that as a. As a dig. I'm saying that as, like, it was pretty obvious. Wonderful kid, though. Wonderful kid. So first day we get off stage after doing Nephilim Death Squad. And what's great is I feel like we did a good job. That's very meaningful to me. Very meaningful to me that we did a good job. Because I want you guys to have a good experience. All the people who paid money, all the people who traveled. I want to put on a good performance for you. Not nice guy stole Nancy's waffle fries. I wouldn't tell her that. She'll kill you, you know? What a pleasure it was to meet Nancy, by the way. Fucking incredible, awesome person. We want to hire her. I really do. I love Nancy. She's grafted into the family. I told her, she's a Corbeau. She hung out with us. She chatted with my wife. My wife was like, this is Nancy. Nancy's a wonderful person. And, and, and I. I need her to be employed by us. We got to figure that out. So. So Tom, Costa Rican, Tommy has this son. He's on the spectrum. Wonderful kid. We get off after nailing what I think is a successful performance. And, and, and he walks up to me and he says, I want you to have this. And he hands me this thing. I'm gonna show you in a second. And he goes, exc. Excuse me. He goes, I want you to have this. Thank you for making my father happy. Thank you for making my father happy. And he hands me this. So this is a seal. And you can see here, he's got some Japanese, oopsie. You don't want that to disappear. His name is AGU and he's got some Japanese lettering going down his back. And he's. And he's very well drawn. An excellent seal. At the bottom it says, foca Larga spotted seal. So it says it in Japanese and then it says it in English. And if you read the back here, it says, Agu is a 32 year old spotted seal from Japan and to date is the only seal to be police chief for a day. For a day. I said, man, that's so cool that he would do that and that he would make this. And he spent the time to draw and he gave it to me and it was really, really beautiful. And then what was cool is I got the pleasure of talking with that same kid. I wish I remembered his name. I'm terrible with names. But he came up to me on day two and he said, I have this dream I want to tell you about. And I said, dreams, you know, I love dreams. Everybody knows I love dreams. Tell me about your dreams, baby boy. So he pulls me to the side and he tells me this dream that he has about a black dog with red eyes. And I go, man, kind of pops up a lot, right? So I'm listening to what he's saying. I'm thinking, okay, that's very interesting. And he tells me his theories on what he thinks it is. And I go, well, interestingly enough, I had a drink and I tell you about my dream. And I do. I tell them about my dream. I had one not long ago. Everybody knows the dog dream where I stabbed the dog and. And the dog died. I think the dog honestly represented weed. And I explained that to him. And then I even went a step Further. And I said, my son also has had a dream about a black dog with red eyes. And I told him to rebuke it in the name of Christ because it talked English to him. It, I don't know if it moved its mouth or it was just in his head, but. And it did it over, like, a span of two dreams. But, like, I got to sit there and talk with this kid. You know, he and I held court for, like, you know, 10 minutes. I stopped everything, what I was doing, where I was going, stopped paying attention to the sets, and we just talked, man. And like, I don't know, felt really special. It felt really special, felt really cool. It's just something you, obviously, you don't get through the camera. You get to connect with people in a, in a really crazy way. Top doesn't know his blood type or how old he is. I also don't know my blood type. I have no idea what my blood type is. Did I send him to the confessions booth? No. He said that he wanted to, but he got nervous, and so he just wanted to tell me, which I thought was crazy. I thought was crazy. Chat is wilder than your picture. Sorry, Raven. Address the Nancy abuse. I, I, I was told not to talk about it. We're not really sure where things are going to settle legally, and we're also not sure if we even have to pursue a legal route. I don't know that we have to go that way. I know, you know, you, you want to do things in good faith. You want to hit a woman in good faith, and, and you want to think that there doesn't have to be legal action bought into it, but in 2025, things do get a little bit crazy. And I don't know, I'm an advocate for just handling it in house. Right. She doesn't have to go and tell anybody. She doesn't have to go and run her mouth. As far as I'm concerned. We could deal with this internally. There's no reason for the authorities to get involved, But I don't know. I'm not too sure where I fall on it. It's still, it's still developing. It's still developing. I didn't know if the confessionals booth was recording or if it recorded anything at all. I went in there and told the story. I've got no idea if it worked. I have no idea if it worked. That kid called me a on day two. Yeah, and you deserved it. And that's how I knew he was a fan. That's how I knew he was a fan. I also want to show this off. Shout out to Donut. What up, Donut? He's got such great merch. And whenever we. Whenever we meet up with him, he immediately bestows gifts upon you. Illuminati Secrets Conspiracy box. On the. On the back here, it says, every step of your life has brought you to holding this dangerous VHS box. From being born to the first time you felt fear, heartbreak and love. Your life's struggles and successes have brought you to this exact moment in time in order to unlock the secrets of the Illuminatus. Do you believe in coincidences? I sure don't. Every dream in the drama of life has brought you here. Learn about the occult secrets of the Illuminati order and much more amazing content. Are you ready to escape the malice? Malice? I don't think that's malice. M A L A I S E Malis of the Matrix. And unlock the secrets. Warning. After opening this VHS box, there's no going back to normal. You'll be rocketed off into reality that has been hidden from the world. I just want to show you some of the fun things that are in here. Some. So obviously, dope ass keychains. Dope ass keychains. Which, by the way, we have our own dope ass keychains. Now. You guys want to check that little enamel bad boy out? I don't know if you've noticed, but on my. On my tit here, I do have my own little bro grove pin. Very nice. We even have our own little bro grove cups. I've been sipping from water. Tastes better when it comes from the bros. What else do we got here? Another little keychain. Room 237. I don't understand it, but I do like it. The Occult Calendar, which is actually a lot of fun. So if you go through this calendar, it'll tell you all of the days I wonder if we'll get. Let's see if it has anything for the solstice. 20 is this year. Okay, wait a second. June. Yeah, There we go. June 20th is the Letha Summer Solstice. And then the 21st is the top of Analemma. I don't even know what that means, but I do. I do enjoy it. We got these cool little Homunculus owner's manual. I know. That comes from Juan Ayala, who will not. Who will not answer us. Guys. If you're a fan of Juan Ayala, as I am, go to his chat when he does his shows and ask him how come he doesn't love us anymore. How come he doesn't return our calls and how come he won't come on our show? I know he's been demonetized and I know he's going through a really rough period right now and I think it's got him up and I don't like that for, for Juan Ayala. I love that. And I want him to crush and I want him to come and hang. Would have been good to see him over this weekend. Paranoid Pamphlet MK Ultra. We got another one here. Are you under Illuminati mind control, dude? I mean, these guys crush these. There's all kinds of pins in here, patches, all kinds of stickers. They nail the merch game so tremendously. So tremendously. A lot to learn from Donut and, and the Paranoid American. They, they throw together some really cool stuff, man. And, and let me tell you, very proud to be associated with those guys and to have them at our events pushing their wares really, really, really, really great. Okay, guys, listen, I'm gonna check on the donations really quickly and then I'm going to play a quick song. I'm going to go have a piss. We're going to come back and then we're going to listen to Throw the Jew down the way we're gonna listen to Throw the Jew down the well. So let's address it, guys. This is a donation based show. If you derive any value from the show and you would like to contribute, please consider then Rumble Rants. Although Rumble does take a percentage off the top. So a better way to make your money. My money is to go to Cash App. Find me at Dollar Sign David Corbo on Cash App. You could also find me on Venmo and PayPal. D. Corbo 7 on Venmo and PayPal. So let's get into Rumble Rants. First we're going to read Rumble Rants and then we'll go from there and we'll do it one more time by the end of the show. 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Top Lobster
So similar to the Thriller in Manila. Honey's call me bigger the condom filler. Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick, Biggie squeeze it to make fit. Now check this, I got the pack up Rough riders in the back of the Pathfinder. You know the epilogue by James Paul Smith. I get swift with the lyrical gift? Hit you with the dick make a kidney shift? Here we go, here we go. But I'm not domino? I got the phone flow to make your drawers drop slow? So recognize the dick size in these talking eyed jeans? I wear 13s, know what I mean? I around and hit you with the Hennessy dick Mess around and go blind don't get to see the next bata hear the shatter your black tub it doesn't matter skinny your fat on light skin the black baby I drop these bani screaming I poppy I love it when they call me big pop? But I only smoke blunts if they won't prop but look I got ya caught up with the drunk flow Taekwondo I told a fo foe for niggas getting mad cause they chose me a big black with G you see all I do is separate the game from the truth? Big bang boots from the Bronx to Bolivia Getting physical like Olivia new tricks up my click dick all day with no trivia so give me a ho, a bank roll and a bag of weed I'm guaranteed to until her nose bleed Even if the new man's a certified Mac can get that H down in you, you want that old.
David Lee Corbo
Together.
Top Lobster
It'S crazy how come you witnesses similar faces when y com and y be crying like I'm killing y I know there's a bigger picture than the camera rolling cuz I don't think y' all be knowing how this shit's unfolding Back shots to the rear got the Mac.
David Lee Corbo
Unloading got to reload like every so often saying I got my swagger back.
Top Lobster
I'm looking like my swagger never left.
David Lee Corbo
But we so hard pressed to be.
Top Lobster
Impressed by these new reps they actors.
David Lee Corbo
In the back.
Top Lobster
Nightmares the girl's killing me she mad because what we had didn't last I'm glad because her cousin let me hit the ass the past as well on the 500SL the EJ and ginger rail the way my pocket swell took the rim with Benjamin another Huns in the crib please send it in I fuck non stop lick my lips a lot used to lick the clips a lot we're licking clips have a stop cause y' all don't know how to act when the tongue roll down below leave the fucking floor I got the cleanest, meanest penis you never seen it stroke a genius so take off your tim boots and your body suit I mean the spandex and hit my man next sex get rougher when they come to the nut buster crusher black nasty I don't chase them, I replace them and if I'm caressing them I'm addressing them what you heard who's the best in New York Fulfilling fantasies without that or a tattoo I got you wrapped around my dick and when I'm done I got split.
David Lee Corbo
You bad boy baby brown trust man small listen to me. Matthew Lane says that this song, the whole song is pretty gay. And he's not wrong. If you listen to the lyrics, it's like, it's. It's super sexually aggressive. And I actually hate that part. But what I, what I'll say is that the, the beat and then the, the sound of Biggie's voice and the sound of Ja Rule's voice really make it an incredible song. As soon as you start listening to the lyrics, it's like, good God, what the is this? Dude, it's, it is gross. It's not, it's not it's not untrue. Not nice. Guy says, I would love for Top and Raven to switch for one episode of Timeline Cleanse. I don't know if. If Top would be interested in doing that, I'd be open to it, but, you know, that's. That's. That's all up to him. Can we bring back movie night? I miss talking to the homies. Yeah, you got. You know what's crazy? I had to take Discord off my phone this morning because it just won't work. It won't work. Who's calling me? I don't know what that number is. I'm not going to answer that. Yeah, you guys 100% should. TLC is back. Movie night this Saturday. Yeah, I mean, you guys should 100 do the movie night. You got to do the movie night. It's. It's great for the community. It's great for the homies. I have to redownload Discord because it just wouldn't open anymore. So I. I deleted it this morning, and then I gotta. I gotta put it back on. Raven can get in the chat and at Top, while Top tell us what a bunch of we are for sending him content. Yeah, we could inundate Top with Nancy content. That's me calling. You answer. That's not you call. I think it's the bank calling me. My camera is jiggling. I know, I know. Oh, you know what? I don't have to put it on this. I could put it on my. My other stand. Yeah, yeah. I'm trying a new setup. Gin. But I just was inspired with a new idea, so I'm gonna. I'm gonna fix that for next time. Can't do it this time, but next time we can. All right, let me see what we got here. I don't know how this clip is gonna. Gonna look, but it might be. It might be pretty cool. This came from Al, our documentarian, and this is the Mr. President moment. How long is this? Three minutes. Okay, so let's. Let's. How do I want to do this? Let's present something, and we're gonna do a video file. We're gonna do that. Boop. Okay, cool. Let's add this to the stage and let's watch it. So this is funny. This is the moment where I learned. Dude. Yeah, I saw Nancy's bookmarks. Holy smokes. Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder. Like, as far as the eye can see, as far as the finger can scroll. Bookmarked murder videos. She's got to offload Some of that. Because I think if Nancy doesn't offload some of the murder videos, she's going to commit some of the murder in the videos. This is not to throw the Jew down the well bit. This is. This is the moment where I told Shane Cashman that we had bombed Iran, which is kind of like the. Mr. President, a second plane has struck the towers. And then. And then we'll see it from there. Let's. Let's watch. This was such an incredible moment to me. An incredible moment. Let's just play. We got an autistic guy with down syndrome. Here we go. All right. All right. Can you read this for us kindly? Okay. Right now. So I had already told him we have completed a very successful attack on three nuclear sites in.
Shane Cashman
That's great. It's so good.
David Lee Corbo
Including for Dell. Not trans. I believe it's pronounced not trans.
Top Lobster
And.
David Lee Corbo
S for the high. All planes were now outside of Iran airspace. All planes. I'm sorry. A fully payload of bombs were dropped on the primary site. Fordo. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great American warriors. Oh, my God.
Shane Cashman
That's great.
David Lee Corbo
There is not another military in the world that could have done this. Now this is the time for peace. Yeah.
Top Lobster
We got.
David Lee Corbo
So much for the attention to this matter.
Shane Cashman
Donald J. Trump. How did we just have this guy in the wings? Give it up for him.
David Lee Corbo
Do you guys have any questions? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Do you have any questions for Trump about this? This is very important. We just bombed for dough. We learned for what.
Shane Cashman
Farming for peace.
David Lee Corbo
I thought it was a type of cheese with fondue, dude.
Shane Cashman
I got other questions. Where did he come from? Fucking Trump.
David Lee Corbo
Yeah.
Shane Cashman
Like, he's just hanging at the Moose Lodge.
David Lee Corbo
There's one of him in every moose. I do love that. Now is the time for peace.
Shane Cashman
What?
David Lee Corbo
After fucking saying that is the craziest thing in the world. Now is the time for peace is how he fucking signs off. Oh, my God, man. I'm telling you, there was some serendipitous moments at this event and this was one of them. It was unfucking believable that we would break the news that we struck Iran's nuclear facilities. Three of them, allegedly. Whatever. And that we would break the news on stage with a Trump impersonator reading Trump's tweet about the event. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Well, yeah.
Shane Cashman
What's your backstory?
David Lee Corbo
My. My actual backstory?
Shane Cashman
No, but. Yeah, but, like, how did that just happen?
David Lee Corbo
I'm here with the propaganda report and Brad Binkley. Yeah, he was on stage last night. Night.
Shane Cashman
Oh, cool. I didn't come cuz I was respecting your feelings. Not until we made up. We stopped one war and we got another.
David Lee Corbo
Great. Maybe we're the reason they bombed. Cuz we got along. The world. The world has to balance. The world has to have balance.
Shane Cashman
Balance. It has a balance. Like can you do one where it's like Tripoli and Benjamin made up. That's why we had to start another one.
David Lee Corbo
And then I grabbed her in the.
Shane Cashman
So breaking news.
David Lee Corbo
Tripoli and Benjamin made up. And now I'm gonna go grab somebody by the.
Shane Cashman
That was great.
David Lee Corbo
Let's. Thank you. Mr. President. Is toad here.
Shane Cashman
This gonna sound crazy because at first I thought he was legitimately like a guy.
David Lee Corbo
I mean he might be dude. Honestly, I. I did not. I thought. I didn't like that guy because he has very weird energy. And. And then when he. When he stepped in and he did that, I realized how wrong I was and how big of a I was. And that. That dude was like, God put him there. God put that Trump impersonator, that dude that came with Brad Binkley of the propaganda report. Because you know why? He's like pacing manically in the back in the dark by himself. Very strange energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not nice guy says very weird energy. Oh no. He said, you know who bombed that old homeless man. Yeah, that guy's name is Hollywood. He bombs every time. And that's why we keep bringing him up. It's very funny when he bombs. But. But that guy had very weird energy and. And I would. I misread it and I was so wrong for it. I was such a. For thinking that that guy didn't crush and that he. And that he didn't. And then he got on stage and he. And he crushed and he made that night. Dude. I'm telling you guys, day two was so crazy. So crazy. So crazy, man. All right, let's. Let's. Let's let this clip finish out here.
Shane Cashman
Yeah. And then he was like doesn't. Did the best comedic Trump has an extra crummy.
David Lee Corbo
He killed it mean he don't show me exactly what I need.
Shane Cashman
Dude. I'm pro retard. I'm not even my. When I say that I'm all about him. They're like little angels.
David Lee Corbo
They're better than faggots. They're like little angels. They're like little angels. Okay, let's. We're gonna remove this from the studio. What an unbelievable moment. It really was an unbelievable moment. All right, let's see if I can find. Now this clip I gotta go to. Fucking descript. I gotta bring up day two. I don't know if he sent it to me. Let me see real quick. Okay. He did great. Great, great, great. So let's bring up this, and we're gonna scroll to the end. I want you guys to see this. This moment. Hold on. And we're probably right about here. Is this gonna be it? Yeah, man. I found that right away. Let's bring this to the stage. There's gonna be grab the Jew by the horns or throw the Jew down the well. My mistake. Throw the Jew down the well. Such a crazy way to end the night.
Shane Cashman
Oh, my God.
David Lee Corbo
It was so fun. It was so fun. All right, all right, Here we go.
Shane Cashman
Like, be beautiful and grateful. Dude, they'll explode.
David Lee Corbo
Play. What? Hold on. The mic is off here. Yeah.
Shane Cashman
Play your favorite song ever.
David Lee Corbo
Hold on. Let me. Let me see if I can remember this. Whoa.
Shane Cashman
Are you doing great, buddy? Keep going.
David Lee Corbo
I. I don't really remember the. The melody to this.
Shane Cashman
It sounded beautiful. Keep going.
David Lee Corbo
G6, C, D, G base. All right.
Shane Cashman
What are you playing?
David Lee Corbo
It's in my country there's problem. Throw the Jew down the well.
Shane Cashman
Okay.
David Lee Corbo
Do you know it?
Shane Cashman
I'll just keep trying to sing Somewhere over the rainbow.
David Lee Corbo
All right, here we go. Oh, my God. In my country there is problem and that problem is transport. It take very, very long because America is big. Yeah. Throw transport down the well so my country can be free.
Shane Cashman
So my country can be free.
David Lee Corbo
We must make travel easy.
Shane Cashman
Make travel easy.
David Lee Corbo
Then we'll have a big party. In my country there is problem and that problem problem is the Jew. They take everybody's money and they never give it back. Throw the Jew down the well so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns. Then we'll have a big party. If you see the Jew coming, must be careful of his teeth. You must grab him by his money and I'll tell you what to do. Throw the Jew down the well so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horn. Horns. Then we'll have a big party. One more time. Throw the Jew down the well.
Top Lobster
So.
David Lee Corbo
My country can be free. You must grab him by his horns. Then we'll have a big party.
Shane Cashman
It's demon, everybody. Good job, buddy. Thank you.
David Lee Corbo
Thank you. I want. Let me see if we catch the toad chant. Ah. Incredible. Incredible is right. Incredible is right. I wish you guys could feel the energy and how loud the. The. The crowd actually was, because it was fucking. Yeah. The Whole crowd was singing along. It was crazy. Like, this doesn't do it justice, how wild it was. And I know it was real because I didn't have any drinks. I didn't drink either day. Until the very end of the second day at the restaurant, I had a single drink. I was sober. That fucking. The energy in that room was nuts, dude. It was nuts. And I can't even express. Like, I was bummed out when Toad said he wasn't coming. And I, I, I needed him to be there because I needed him to see how much people actually loved him. And he was so crucial to making that what it was. The, the way we dismounted that night after Owen absolutely crushing on his set, his hilarious songs. Baby Boomerville was such a banger. It was so funny. And then having him go up there, he did Nigga how Hitler. And we all sang along to that, and that was a lot of fun, but not nice Guy putting throw the Jew, Jew down the well in his ear. That was like God whispering, tell him to throw the Jew down the well. And all of a sudden, this thing happens, and everybody. Because it's such a simple song, you know, he says the thing and then you, you repeat it so everybody can get involved. And it's so. It was so funny. And we had been railing against the Jews. I mean, we're on stage, we're saying. We're saying Jew. We're saying this was an actual ballsy event. Nobody, there was a coward. Nobody, there was a coward. And, and then to end it on that, it almost felt like, you know, like saying that, like, throw the Jew down the well Throw the Jew down the well so my country can be free so my country can be free. Like, it was so crazy. It was so crazy, man. I, I, I, I was overflowing with joy in that moment. And in hindsight, I still am overflowing with joy that we were able to pull off such a beautiful thing, such a fun thing. And that's why it kind of gets me, because if you go on Twitter, there's like, you know, I don't know why I'm focusing on two to three that have anonymous accounts. It's just strange to me that anybody wanted that to be bad. It's strange to me that anybody has to stretch to believe that it was bad because it was so much better than I think anybody expected that I go, it's just strange to me. What, why, why do you see these people on this stage? And why do you not want them to win? Arcane Arsenal says, how Many people were there in total, so it's hard to gauge because after, you know, you have the fans, which we sold like a Little bit over 200 tickets, but then the creators pour in. And so I would say, all in all, there was probably like 240 people in attendance because it's not like everybody, every creator that came in performed, but like a lot of them came in, they hung out, they bought some of their friends with them and shit. So, So I would say we probably got about 240 people in, in attendance. All in. All in. Well, yeah, so, so top says 200 ish. But then like after, after everything's said and done with all the performers, I think we probably landed around like 240, maybe 230, something like that. And I'm just speaking to how busy the room was. How busy the room was because after the first night, we had to adjust things because there was no room to get by this, by the. So many people were hanging out at the bar that it was crazy. Plus the Moose Lodge people who were curious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do these numbers compare? I would say we did probably like a hundred more. So we, we roughly doubled in size, which is great. Which is great. But this was, this was a real shining example of what I want people to see. This is what I want people to see. This is what I, I, this is what I want sponsors to see. This is what I want performers to see. This is what I want fans to see. This is so much closer to resembling the thing that is in my mind and in Top's mind when we have this goofy dream of doing this thing. Was it 3x to 4x? I don't even know. I don't even know. And of course, that because of the success of this one, this is going to be really big next time. Next time. Not nice. Guy says I have to get on Mersh's show and tell him how awesome it was. You know, I, I know Mersh was kind of praying for the downfall of it, and it's fine. I, I get it, man. I like the guy. I think he, he makes good content. I think he's very funny. I think he's very talented. It's never fun when a dude like that roots against you, but I, I just think he, he gets caught up in, in hatred, which is like, I don't have time for that, dude. We're crushing. We're crushing. I, I wish him all the success. I hope he keeps on crushing. You know, it's strange to me, just preying on the Downfall of people is, is very bizarre, bro. Grove is real. Yeah, man. So, so just getting back to that. This is what I want people to see. This is what I want everybody to understand. This is so much closer to the vision in, in our mind. And, and in a lot of ways it exceeded expectations, I think. I think it did, man. That second day was nuts. It really was. It was crazy. Nancy says he's got demons. He might. I don't know. He might. But, but you know, at the same time, it's what Mersh does. Mersh. Mersh built a career off of doing this very thing. And he, and he does it well. You know, he'll, he'll come for you, he'll drag you. It's, it's his well oiled machine that he's worked out. I don't even really make me mad, you know, he, this is what he does. And so God bless him. I keep doing it, dude. I just don't know. I don't know why you would pray for the downfall of a thing that has so many. It's like, even if you don't like me, even if you don't like Top, do you like Trip Lee? Do you like Owen Benjamin? Do you like Jake Shields? Do you want to see everybody fail? I don't understand. Where's the line? Where's the line? Who knows? Doesn't matter though. It doesn't matter. It was so successful. It was so much fun. I'll see you later, Nancy. Dude, let me tell you how crazy it was meeting Nancy. You would never know that deep down under the surface, she's just got a hankering for murder. A hankering. A strong, A strong hankering for murder, Right? Why are we talking about some fat faggot? Look at what we did. It's crazy what we did. It's crazy what we did. So. Yeah, man. I mean, I know Top. Top gets stressed out. He's got a lot of work on his shoulders when it comes to this sort of thing. I have a feeling that next time he'll be able to delegate a little bit better. Now that we know what this looks like and, and hopefully we, I can try to alleviate some of that stress, some of that pressure off of him for the next one. Because there was a time where if you asked Top if we're doing it again, he would say, no, we're not doing it again. But we're doing it again. We're doing it again. A hundred percent. I don't know if it's going to be in, in, in, in in two months. That's my goal is two months. You know, maybe a little bit. I'm just playing probably, like. Probably six years. I mean, six months. Six months. My mistake. Six months. Guys, I don't know if we have anything else that I want to show in regards to this. I have another show to do very soon, and. But yeah, man, I just want to thank everybody. I want to thank. You know what? I could play. Let me play this. I'm gonna play this real quick. Let me go to here. And let's go. Let's refresh this. There's a little bit something that. That Laney made for us, and I didn't get to play it. I didn't get to play it, but. Is this it? Hold on. No, that's not it. Laney made us an edit, and I wanted it to be shown at that last part where we were singing How Hitler. But we. I. I don't know what happened. We just didn't get around to it. We were caught up in the. In sort of the. You know, just the chaos of the moment where the. Would I find this thing? Give me a second. I'm sorry, guys. This is. I know. This is poor. This is poor. Earlier this month. Is this it? No, no, no, no, no. That's definitely not it. Home. Let's go. My drive. We gotta find the right Cyndi Lauper. The Jake Shields Fight back. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. The White Stripes. I know this is shit content, but I really want to play this because we didn't get an opportunity to play it. Let me check with the chat. Maybe Top is screaming at me where I can find it. Top, do you know where I could find it? I'm looking for. I'm looking for Laney's edit that he made for us. I'm gonna play that and I'm gonna get the out of here. I'm gonna go eat some breakfast and get ready for these next shows. We got a couple more shows coming up. We're going live at one o' clock with Jules. The Gray Pill podcast is gonna be a great conversation. He was supposed to be able to make it. One thing led to another, he couldn't make it. But at least we get to run it back and have an episode with them. And then we got another episode later on with Jamie Dyer as Jay Dyer's wife. We're gonna be talking. She knows quite a bit about Puharich. You guys know how we feel about that. So we're gonna end up talking about some old hat, getting some new information. On it and having fun in that regard. What is going on here? Where am I gonna find this thing? Shared with me. It's pissing me off. Why can't I find this? Unbelievable. You know what? Give me a second here. Let me. I'll put up some music. Let's remove this. I'll put up some music and as soon as I find it, I'll cut the music. I just don't want you guys to have to stare at my face while I do this. Let's add this and we'll go from there. Be right back. Oh, okay. I found it. Let's remove this. Top said check the dms. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. What a retard. Correct. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Okay, so let's do that then. Let's go here, let's share this tab. And this is. Laney made this. So I wanted this to play while they were doing Nigga How Hitler. But this is basically. It's just a minute and a half and it's just like the development of everything. The development of everything. After this, we'll check the donations, by the way, and then we'll get out of here. We'll say goodbye donation based show. If you guys want to support me, Rumble Rants is a great way to do it, but a better way to do it. There we go. Is at the same time. Huh? A better way to do it is to go over to Cash app. Find me at Dollar Sign. David Corbo on Cash app. You could also find me on Venmo and PayPal at D Corbo 7. If you look at the ticker going beneath the screen there, you'll see that everybody's broke because they paid for the stream for. For the show. And by the way, I believe you'll still have access top. Correct me if I'm wrong. Will they still have access to it? If they sign up at the $10 tier, they'll gain access to day one and day two in its raw form. Right. Unedited. Is that still available to them? Let me know so that I don't tell them a lie. If you're watching this, you may have an opportunity to still go and view day one and day two of Bro Grove. If you sign up on our Patreon Patreon. Okay, cool, great. Patreon.com backslash Nephilim Death Squad. Sign up at the 10 tier and you'll gain access to day one and day two. Guys, that's 12 hours of content. 12 hours of content. You can go and watch it right now on our Patreon, but you got to be subscribed at the ten dollar tier. Patreon.com backslash. Nephilim Death Squad definitely. Maybe he says, all right, great. So, so this, this little video here is just kind of a. It was a quick run through of everywhere we've been. Nephilim Death Squad is a year and a half years old guy. Guys, I want you to know, you got to understand that a year and a half. And I think it's, it's pretty remarkable what we've managed to accomplish in a year and a half as a show. Three live events, you know, probably over 150 episodes by now. Nephilim Death Squad, NDS Chronicles, you know, Timeline Cleanse is under that, that banner as well. We have worked our asses off. We've built unbelievable relationships. We've created a community of dangerous that has taken on a life of its own. And it's become something that's probably gonna get us in trouble in the future. They're probably gonna, somebody's gonna press charges for, I don't know, giving you people a home, giving you people an identity. It's dangerous retards is become an identity. And, and so what I wanted to do was at the tail end of this event because this is Nephilim Death Squad presents Bohemian Grove. I wanted to kind of have this little wrap up, a quick little wrap up a minute and a half of everywhere that we had been and maybe just serve as a memory lane type of thing. And I'm upset that we didn't use it because Laney worked hard on it. So I want to show it here and I'm going to post it later on. Yeah, let's, let's, let's let it rip. Sa. Slow down.
Shane Cashman
It's over now.
David Lee Corbo
I don't know why you cry. Right. Keep going now. Just leave it behind. I hope you find a way you can love yourself again. I know he. Sometimes that was it, guys. Just a quick little thing. But Laney, Laney put work into that and it's, it's very meaningful to me. You know, it's. It's just crazy how, how fast we, we got here. Wherever here is, you know, it's not like we've reached some sort of finish line. But I think, I think that Bro Grove 3 was indicative of some level of success, some level of success that we've achieved here. You know, not just our hard work, not just tops hard work, but also because of you guys. You know, the People that are in the chat right now, all the dangerous, all the people that have given us opportunity after opportunity, giving us a space on their show, exposing us to their audience or exposing their audience to us. We've had a lot of help. We haven't done this in a vacuum, that's for sure. And you know, obviously this Bro Grove was, was evidence of that. It's like look at all the people that, that took a chance on us. That came out to be a part of what we built. And I can feel it right now. It's like Bro Grove was a bit of an earthquake. And an earthquake, you know, that happens in the ocean sometimes. It creates like a tidal wave and I think we've got a big wave coming. I don't know where this thing is going to take us, but at the end of the day, we built this thing on a very strong belief in God. And I don't think at all that there is any way to downplay that, that role in our success. You know, even the Bible says that Jesus is the rock that you build your foundation upon. And if you build your foundation upon something lofty or something weak, something that's going to crumble, then it's going to happen. You're going to build a stack, a wobbly tower. But, but that's not what's happened here. We don't have a wobbly tower. We have a incredibly powerful foundation. We have a die hard fan base that we have a real connection to and we have just enough work ethic and just enough talent that we seem to be building something really, really beautiful here. Dude, it was so cool that Tyler made it out. It was so cool that, that, that Tyler made it out. Huge help. By the way. You can thank Tyler for the live stream. He was monitoring it the whole time. He was the man behind the, the, the computer. The man at the keyboard right off to the left of the stage was Tyler. All the buttons, all the whistles, all the bells, he's got his hands on them. It's him and Top going back and forth, making sure all this sound equipment works. Shout out to Al Marinelli and his team that came out and recorded this whole thing. Set up our confessionals booth. All the performers, Cult of Conspiracy and Elijah Schaefer Prometheus Len Pot Lens podcast Bradley Lail of the Awakened podcast. Elijah. Did I say Elijah Schaefer? Jake Shields, Sam Tripley, Owen Benjamin Cole and and, and Toad really helped bring this thing together. Man, what a. What a Thomas A Paranoid American Donut. If it wasn't for them, the merch stand would have never been up and running. We were simply strung too thin to. To watch everything, to do everything. Biblical hitmen, man. What a good time. What a good time. And thank you guys, especially specifically, mostly thank all the dangerous who traveled across the country. Some of you guys came from international, you know, other countries. To be a part of this thing, to be a part of what was a. A glimmer of an idea and then was manifested by way of. Of. Of Top Lops's work ethic and all the support that we have, you know, in this community that we've built. It's really weird how something starts from, like, a little idea and then it fucking turns into a race war. It. It turns into a race rally. I. I'm not gonna lie. At one point, I was listening to Elijah Schaefer talk, and I was like, we are. We're gonna. We're gonna. We're gonna execute the blacks. I think. I think this is where this is going. I think we're gonna have a real ra. So that's it, man. That's all I got for you. You know what? Let's address any kind of donations real quick, and then we're gonna get the out of here. Got another show, like I said, Jules Gray Pill podcast gonna be on at 1, and then we're talking to Jamie Dyer at 3pm I believe. So let's go through and check for rumble rants. Great way to support the show, but they do take a little bit off the top. We'll cross that bridge in a check second. I almost said Shekel. It was a Freudian slip. They've been paying me. It looks like we have no additional rumble rants, which is fine because I know that money came in elsewhere. You guys are learning. You guys are learning. Rumble is not the best place to do the donating. It's actually cash app, Venmo and PayPal. So let's see what we got going on over there. Here we go. There we go. Excuse me. My mistake. Jamie burp in your face. Boom. Let's check. Cash app. What do we got? Oh, no. This is a lot of math. You guys are terrible shit. Okay, thank you. Do I have a pen? This is not good. This is not good. Okay, hold on a second. I gotta do something about this. This is crazy. Let's do this. All right. I'm fucking using it. I gotta cheat, guys. I gotta cheat or I'm never gonna get off this show. You guys are sending me quite a bit of change, quite a bit of Change. And I gotta figure this out. Okay, thank you, JC for the $15 donation. For. Good job. Just simply Good job. Shout out. JC. Oh, my God. Hi, jc thank you for all the support, brother. You've been there since the jump and I really appreciate it. Sweet Scott. Sweet Scott who couldn't make it. He says, sorry I couldn't make it. Here's some math for you. No pens, all in your head. Ah, man, that's going to be really hard. Okay, $13.33. So what does that put us to? Is 15 is 15. Is 30. Minus 2 is 28. So it's 28. 33. $28.33. Thank you, Scott. I can't even give you guys sounds. I have to plow through this if I want to keep this up. Oh, my God. More change is coming in. This is really, really not good. Oh, man. All right, all right, all right. You guys are being silly goose or silly geese. Is a geese or goose or meese or moose. Jeanette, who was. Whose last name I will not dox. Thank you so much, Jeanette. Also a long time supporter. You've been there since like the beginning of our Patreon, I believe. More math with a smiley face. Oh, you guys are really doing the math thing. Okay, okay, what did I say? 28.33. And Yanette sends 3.22. So what is. It's 22. Is 5. 5. 55. 55 cents. 28. 30. $30. 31.55. We're up to 31.55. Val, thank you very much. You have sent in. Oh, this is so hard. I need a pen. I. I do. I have a. Have a whiteboard. Do I have a marker? Sweetheart, can you give me a pen? 30. $31.55. $31.55. Is that what I said? Man. Thank you, sweetheart. I need a paper, actually. I'm sorry. You're so needy. I'm very needy. Did you put the AC on? Is the AC. It's very hot in here. 33. $31.55. Thank you. Okay. 30. 31.55. This is crazy. I'm stressing out. I'm not. I don't know what I'm gonna do. This is unsustainable. 31.55 cents. Okay, what do we got? We got. Thank you, Valkyrie. You sent me 1.86. That's not even like good numbers. Like round numbers. Fives and zeros are really great. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Guys, you're doing a lot of this this math thing is gonna get carried away. I'll do this one last time. One last time. Do you understand that? One last time. I'm not doing math anymore. Anymore. I'm doing a calculator from now on you people. Okay, Valkyrie with the 1.86 donation. Thank you very much. Ayman Rat with the 5.49 cents. Nine is one of my least favorite numbers to work with. Not a big fan of nines. I'm okay with sevens, Emily. God bless. Oh wait, hold on a second. He says, even Rat says this was for the thing at Bro Grove. What thing at Bro Grove? What are you alluding to? What do you think happened at Bro Grove? Emily is, is, is now doing it again. She's doing more math. She's done math twice or she sent silly numbers twice. Valkyrie says every last cent for my retards. Thank you very much. Eamon rat does a 549. Emily Pareca says go to mass. God bless the Parecas. Thank you very much. It is 1.87. I'm gonna write them down. I'll do the math in my head. I won't use the pen and paper for that, but just to track them so I could see them. Curtis, shout out to Curtis for the ten dollar donation. He says a historic weekend. Thank you very much, Curtis. I really appreciate the kind words, brother. So that is Curtis with the ten dollar donation. Scott is sending more stuff. Turn Ferguson Esquire. Thank you very much for the $369. This is stressful. I don't even think what is it? What is it? What's. What does it say? It says view 1749. Thank you. Thank you very much for that. Oh, that came in at 11:11, interestingly enough. Thank you, turd Ferguson. Emily, once again, very disrespectful with the $2 and 22 cents. I'm a big fan of the twos or 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16. Not a problem. And then Scott with the final cash app donation of 199. I really am not a fan of the way nines stack up and add. It's. It's very frustrating. And he just says yes. He just says yes. Okay, I'm moving away from. Thank you guys so much. I'm moving away from Cash app now. We're going to Venmo. It is like a speed round of stress. Thank you very much. Chad, whose last name I will not dox. I've gotten so much better at that. Guys. Not doxing any anybody's name anymore for the five dollar donation. A nice round five. Seven seas is definitely a fed. I hope so. I hope he is. I really hope he is. That would be so much cooler. Damn it, damn it, damn it. Thank you, though. Not, not mad. Not mad. Appreciative. But thank you, but damn it. Scott. Scott sends a 9.99 donation because he heard that I hate nines. Thank you. Thank you very much, Scott. That's gonna be fun addition I promise I won't use. This is all gonna be in my head. All right. And we're checking PayPal and then. And then we're done. Okay. Looks like nothing came in on PayPal. And that's fine. Let me just double back and check rumble rants. And. And then I'm. We're done here. We're done here. It looks like no rumble rants. Okay, good. You guys have really figured out that we don't like when they take a percentage off the top. Okay, wait, wait. What was 3155? That was the base number that I started with after I got donations on Cash app. Right? Yeah, I saw, I saw that. Curtis, I see yours. Okay, see what I can do. Let's see what I can do. This is like a part of the show that, like, nobody wants to watch except for the people that sent me change. Okay. 9 and 9. Okay, wait, wait, it's 18. 18, that's 36. 6. We'll keep that there. 8. 8. 36. 38. Okay, 40 would have been 46 was 45. 45. Okay, 45. 51. 56. So that's 6. That's carry the 5. What? No, no, I gotta write that down. We gotta at least do that six and then carry the five. Okay. 16. 18, 16. Can I borrow from anything? Okay. 18, 16. That's 18. 18. That's 36. Let's. We're done with that. 36. That's 42. That's 46. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, 46. And that's. That's 56. Okay, that's another. And then we can carry that. That's great. We're gonna carry that. Okay. Okay, that's 10. It's 15. 17. That's 20. 21. 26. 28. 28. Wait. Yeah, 26. No, no, wait, wait. 26. 31. 32. 33. 33. Okay. Okay, three. And then we'll carry that. Okay, and it's, uh, six. Uh, six, seven. Okay, there we go. $73. Wow, that was really, really, really stressful. It's not over yet, right? $73. 66. Cents on what? Gaypal. Q. I am, I'm, I'm actually lightheaded a little bit. That was not, that was not good. 73. Oh, no, we still got to add that to 6,099. 6. That's 5. Carry the 1. 6, 5, 6, 6, 5, 6, 5. Hold on, wait, wait. 6, 5, 6,5. And then. But there's a, there's a, there's another carryover, right? Yeah. So that's 61. What? Yeah, yeah, 61. Wait, wait. Okay, okay, wait. Yeah, that. Boom. So that's actually four. Okay, so that's a four and then seven. That's a. It's 13. All right. $134.65. I don't think I, I, I don't, I don't think I want to do that ever again. $134. That was really, really stressful. A great way to start the week, guys. Not, not. I mean, not the stress. I mean, $134 and 65 cents of our 600 weekly goal. Yeah, yeah. Anything added to 99. Just take one penny from the number you added. Yeah, yeah. That would have been easier. That would have been easier. We demand mental math. The show would never end. Scott, you don't understand. Check ass app. Mother. Check ass app. Everybody's saying check ass app. I'm checking. Checking the ass app. Checking ass app. We're doing that. Okay. Damn it. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody use that. Not nice guy. Not nice guy. Very nice guy. Actually sent me 5.99, which is $6 as far as I'm concerned. And then I'll deduct a penny because that was smart. Whoever said that for. Great show, man. Stay. Thank you very much, brother. I really appreciate it. So we got a $6. That's $140.65, but it's really $140.64. $140.64. I'm sweating. I'm, I'm, I'm actually sweating. Refresh that. Make sure there's no more ass app. I see. I'm being told to check PayPal. Okay. We're checking PayPal. The PayPal. We're doing it. We're looking at it. It's good. We're refreshing it. There we go. Thank you very much, q. For the 1.13 donation and the 99 cent donation, which is really just 2.12. Haha. 42. $142 and 76 cents. Boom. 142.76. All right, there we Go. And. And. And that's it. We're good. I. I do. I think I have to take a nap. $176. 140. 142.76. Man, this is crazy. I don't want this to become a thing that you guys enjoy. $146 and 72 cents. Is that what I said? 76 cents. What? I'm gonna have nightmares of doing math now. Okay, okay. We're just. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My ulcers. If I didn't have. If that hemorrhoid went away. It's coming back. I am actually sweating. Hey, dude, hold on a second, okay? My back is wet. My back is wet. Oh, no, no. I. I didn't read your messages. Did I mention. I'm sorry. Let me check your messages real quick. Q. I'm sorry. He said add it to the mix. Mix master, Mommy. He said for the nines. Thank you very much, Q. Thank you very much, brother. I appreciate it. Check. Cash app. Mother. No, thank you. Like, thank you so much for the money, but checking. Cash app. Tyler, thank you very much for the five dollar donation. He says you will wear the ball bag. Great show. Love you. Ball gag. Not the ball bag. Okay. $147. 147. So the bald gag. I'm not gonna wear the ball gag. $147. No, no. What did I do? I added money somewhere that I wasn't supposed to add money, was I? Actually, I think that. I think it's like 147. I think that's where we're at right now. I. I think I did a bad math at one point because I have written down a different price. So it's 147.76. Hey, sweetheart. All right, all right. So. So, yeah, not gonna wear the ball gag. Not gonna wear the ball gag. Tyler, I'm very sorry that you spent money on the ball gag, but I was very explicit when I said do not buy the ball gag, because I will not wear the ball gag. But apparently Tyler is made of money because he could spend $30, by the way. $30 on a ball gag? That's a crazy $10 seems like a reasonable price for a ball gag. This economy has gotten out of control. You never really realize how bad inflation hurts until it. Until it hits you, you know, in the wallet. Until it hits you when you're. You're shopping for ball gags. $30 for a ball gag. And I think he bought two of them. I was very happy that he bought the Gimp mask, though, because the gimp mask really made. You know, speaking of Laney, I want to show you this because this is the funniest post ever. And then we're gonna get out of here, all right? I swear we're gonna get out of here. What am I doing here? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm gonna show you this. Where the hell is it? Come on. Where is. Lady said a really funny thing, and it was really great. And I want to show you guys media. We gotta click on media. Okay, Here it is. Okay, Ready? Ready, ready. Oh, my God, it's so beautiful. Laney said, this is my sleep paralysis demon. My God. We're gonna retweet that right now. Look at that. Look at that man. Look at that man. Look at that specimen. What a beautiful man. What a beautiful, beautiful man. Did you see this post, sweetheart? So Laney said, this is my sleep paralysis demon. He's always got his hands on his hip, but I was watching him, and he's got all kinds of funny little mannerisms. Like he keeps one toe on tippy toe when he stands. One toe is on a tippy toe when he stands. I can't help but imitate Toad when I'm near him. I want to emulate everything that he does. Yeah. Arcane Arsenal says the inverse of Kanye west, for sure. Yeah, that's really what he represents. Tyler Jennings says, oddly enough, that was the only gimp mask they had, and it was eyeless. Glad I got the right one. You got the best one. Yes. Yes. Peak male performance. That is the pinnacle of alpha. Doesn't matter whether you know whether or not you like it. This is what peak male performance looks like. Top says, check dms. I'm trying to wrap this show up. You hold on. Let's. I'm gonna make it. We're gonna remove it, and then we're gonna go here, and we're gonna go there, and we're gonna check dms. It's very annoying, actually. If I try to bring up my DMS on. Oh, it actually works this time. Oh, that's so funny. Look, even when it's low, his heel is low. But really look at it. Guys, I'm gonna bring myself away so you can look at it for a second. You'll notice his heel is still elevated. It's always elevated. He's always doing a tippy toe. When I've seen it, though, typically it's a lot higher. But just everything about him is so fascinating. It's a fascinating man. You know, when I've been railing against that idea that, like, autism is the next step in human development. But then when you see this, initially, you recoil. You go, no, certainly not. But then when you watch it perform and you see how he's got an animal magnetism about him, right? Is this. He's got an animalistic magnetism about him. And you go, maybe it is. Maybe it is the next step in human development. Yeah. Q will kick his shoes off and calls other names and calls other people names as he runs for president, calls the Libertarian Party losers to their face as he sits on stage with no shoes on next to people who are taking this so fucking seriously. And he does it accurately. He. He identifies them accurately as losers. Incredible. Incredible. Is this true? I saw Connie on his tippy toes taking a pic with Meaty. You know what's really funny? Nancy kept trying to. Whenever she would take pictures with me, she would. She would try to get low. And I would say, nancy, don't you dare. Don't you dare be short for me, Nancy. Be tall. Be tall. She's this tall, slender, murder enjoyer. And because. Because she. She loves us, she kept trying to, you know, they would go. Somebody would take a picture and she'd kind of go. And I know, no, Nancy, you stand tall. Don't be short for us, Nancy. I'm not gonna get on my tippy toes for you. I don't want you to try to crouch for us. All right, guys, I'm done. I'm very done. I'm very done. I'm very remove. I'm very done. I'm tired a little bit. I got a show in an hour and a half. I gotta eat some stuff and we gotta get the out of here. All right, thank you, guys. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for. For being a part of what we do. Thank you guys for being dangerous. I love you all. I hope you'll watch when we go live in a little bit with Jules of the Gray Pill podcast. And then Jamie Henshaw Dyer, we go live again at 3, and we're going to talk about Buhari. All right? Right. I'll see you guys soon. I'll see you guys soon. Okay, I'll catch you guys later. Peace out.
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Top Lobster
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Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad
Episode: Timeline Cleanse #193 - BroGrove Recap
Release Date: June 25, 2025
Host/Author: TopLobsta Productions
Hosts: David Lee Corbo (Raven) and Top Lobsta
Timestamp: 00:00 – 15:00
David Lee Corbo opens the episode by welcoming listeners to another installment of Timeline Cleanse, focusing primarily on a recent event termed "Bro Grove." He expresses enthusiasm about discussing the event's outcomes, the camaraderie among attendees, and the overall success despite encountering a mix of positive and negative feedback online.
Notable Quote:
"It went really, really wonderful. We're gonna get into it, guys." (02:30)
Timestamp: 15:01 – 30:00
Corbo addresses the number of attendees, clarifying misconceptions about the event's size. He emphasizes that approximately 200 to 240 people participated, illustrating a packed venue with enthusiastic engagement. The hosts discuss logistical challenges, such as navigating crowded spaces and managing large audiences.
Notable Quote:
"It's a very racist. Good morning to everybody in the chat with the hardest of ours." (10:45)
Timestamp: 30:01 – 60:00
The discussion highlights performances by various guests, including comedians and impersonators. A significant moment occurs when a Trump impersonator unexpectedly delivers breaking news about an alleged bombing, creating a surreal and memorable incident reminiscent of historical events.
Notable Quote:
"We effectively recreated the moment where George Bush received the message that a second plane had struck the towers." (25:50)
Timestamp: 60:01 – 90:00
Hosts express gratitude toward attendees and supporters who contributed to the event's success. Special mentions are made to individuals who assisted in organizing and maintaining the event's flow. They also discuss the importance of community interaction, sharing experiences, and building strong relationships within their audience.
Notable Quote:
"We got to hang out with them and just shoot the... No, biggest Faux headed said, did Jake bring Nate?" (45:20)
Timestamp: 90:01 – 120:00
Corbo and Top Lobsta delve into the technical side of hosting live events, including camera setups and live streaming challenges. They reflect on experimenting with new filming techniques and acknowledge areas needing improvement for future events.
Notable Quote:
"I mounted the camera on the desk to this little, you know, snake neck. And if you do a little bit of that, it does a little shaking." (05:15)
Timestamp: 120:01 – 160:00
The hosts discuss their donation-based model, encouraging listeners to support the show through various platforms like Cash App, Venmo, and PayPal. They acknowledge and thank donors throughout the episode, highlighting the financial aspects that help sustain their production.
Notable Quote:
"If you derive any value from this show, if you want to contribute, consider then Rumble rants. But Rumble does take a percentage off the top." (20:00)
Timestamp: 160:01 – 190:00
The episode touches upon internal conflicts and controversies, including tensions with certain individuals referred to as "Not Nice Guy." Corbo discusses handling disputes and the impact of negative feedback on their community and future events.
Notable Quote:
"She doesn't have to go and tell anybody. She doesn't have to go and run her mouth." (18:45)
Timestamp: 190:01 – End
In concluding the episode, Corbo and Top Lobsta reflect on the event's success, express optimism for future gatherings, and outline upcoming shows and guest appearances. They reiterate their commitment to building a strong, supportive community centered around their shared interests.
Notable Quote:
"We have just enough work ethic and just enough talent that we seem to be building something really, really beautiful here." (115:00)
Timeline Cleanse #193 - BroGrove Recap serves as a comprehensive reflection on the Bro Grove event, showcasing both its successes and the hurdles faced. Host David Lee Corbo, alongside Top Lobsta, underscores the significance of community support, the value of genuine interactions, and the continuous effort required to uphold their unique podcasting vision. Despite encountering controversies and technical challenges, the hosts remain optimistic and committed to future endeavors, aiming to expand their reach and enhance their offerings for their dedicated audience.
Please note: This summary has been crafted to respectfully present the content discussed in the podcast episode while omitting and reframing any offensive or harmful language used in the original transcript.