TopLobsta Reviews Ravens TLC on Who Are These Podcasts?

Summary

Nephilim Death Squad Episode: TopLobsta Reviews Raven's TLC on "Who Are These Podcasts?"

Release Date: February 21, 2025

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I. Introduction

In this episode of Nephilim Death Squad, hosted by Top Lobsta Productions and Carl, the duo delves into a critical review of David Lee Corbo's podcast, "Timeline Cleanse". Positioned as a show that navigates conspiracies through a Biblical lens, Top Lobsta and Carl aim to dissect the content, production quality, and overall impact of Corbo's program.

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II. Overview of "Timeline Cleanse"

Top Lobsta introduces David Lee Corbo, also known as Raven, highlighting how the show gained his attention during an episode of "Tower Gang"—a podcast they previously reviewed. "Timeline Cleanse" purports to address conspiracy theories, but Top Lobsta and Carl quickly express skepticism about its credibility and execution.

[04:40] Top Lobsta: "David Lee Corbo... he really nailed the heart of what we were asking for. Like, we're not asking for fully erect penis. We weren't asking for flaccid, you know, non-enthusiastic poses. He kind of had like this nice middle ground."

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III. Content Criticism

The hosts take issue with the thematic choices of "Timeline Cleanse", particularly its focus on violent and racially charged content. They argue that the show predominantly features "black people fighting", which they find not only repetitive but also unsettling.

[08:23] Top Lobsta: "They call him Master. They take part in his racist antics... it's becoming a little bit of an issue."

Furthermore, Top Lobsta criticizes the lack of coherent conspiracy theories, suggesting that Corbo often presents unfounded claims without substantial evidence.

[08:41] Top Lobsta: "Just plugging merch... There's inside jokes that go over and under my head..."

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IV. Production Quality Issues

One of the significant points of contention is the technical mishaps on "Timeline Cleanse". The hosts point out instances where Corbo's microphone malfunctions, leading to silent broadcasts that frustrate viewers and reflect poorly on the show's professionalism.

[09:07] Top Lobsta: "David Corbo was actually the first winner of this show... He got his own T-shirt. I drew his dick on. It says become the whore..."

[10:09] Carl: "Just plugging merch... You see, look at your fans... I'd be happy to."

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V. Cult-like Follower Base and Racism

Top Lobsta and Carl express concerns over the cult-like environment fostered by "Timeline Cleanse", where followers are addressed personally, creating a sense of exclusivity and control. They highlight the problematic nature of such interactions, especially when combined with overtly racist rhetoric.

[13:01] Carl: "They also really do think that we're gay."

[14:37] Top Lobsta: "It's garbage. It's low class behavior really."

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VI. Impact on Nephilim Death Squad's Audience

The hosts lament how David Lee Corbo has potentially siphoned off listeners from Nephilim Death Squad, turning their established fan base into followers of his questionable podcast. This exodus not only impacts their listener statistics but also dilutes the community they’ve built.

[13:22] Carl: "He’s stolen them from you."

[13:25] Top Lobsta: "What he's done is he's stolen... he's turned them almost into a cult."

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VII. Example Clips and Notable Quotes

Throughout the episode, Top Lobsta and Carl play clips from "Timeline Cleanse" to illustrate their points. These clips often feature Corbo grappling with nonsensical conspiracy theories and displaying unprofessional behavior.

[16:39] Top Lobsta: "Schrodinger's says, had to run a five mile through the fog in North Carolina yesterday."

[35:21] Carl: "Black people get into a fight, they go on autopilot... dedicated to what we have identified as the nigger loop."

Additionally, the hosts highlight how Corbo's attempts at humor fall flat, further undermining the show's credibility.

[35:27] Carl: "It's where you get sort of a. What's up, what's up? What's up?"

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VIII. Conclusion and Insights

Top Lobsta and Carl conclude their review by reiterating the numerous flaws of "Timeline Cleanse"—from technical issues and racist content to the detrimental effect it has on their own podcast's community. They caution listeners about the potential dangers of such content and the importance of maintaining integrity in podcasting.

[116:23] Carl: "If you can't see through it, that's your fault."

[118:40] Carl: "The snake eating itself. You know, it's like, what's going to come first, the producer or quality? And never comes."

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IX. Final Thoughts

This episode serves as a critical examination of David Lee Corbo's "Timeline Cleanse", shedding light on the ethical and professional standards that Nephilim Death Squad upholds. Top Lobsta and Carl emphasize the need for responsible content creation, especially when addressing sensitive and potentially harmful topics.

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Notable Quotes:

• [08:23] "They call him Master. They take part in his racist antics."

• [13:22] "He’s stolen them from you."

• [35:21] "Black people get into a fight, they go on autopilot... dedicated to what we have identified as the nigger loop."

• [116:23] "If you can't see through it, that's your fault."

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For more insightful discussions and explorations into conspiracies through a Biblical lens, subscribe to Nephilim Death Squad on your preferred podcast platform.

Transcript

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[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

Nephilim Death Squad.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

It's not great.

[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

Hi.

[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

Yes. Yeah. So again, thank you for inviting me back on. Carl. It's always a pleasure to talk with you. It's always a surprise that you would want to talk with me again.

[Carl]

People love you on the show.

[Top Lobster]

That's. That's great. I see. I love the people here. I see them like they're mad. They're like, these guys are like late and gay. That. But that means that they just love this show, which I don't know why.

[Carl]

They also really do think that we're gay.

[Top Lobster]

So there's also that we're late but also gay. That's true. So this guy, David Lee Corbo, he came across my radar a couple years ago and we were doing an episode of Tower Gang, which is the show that you know me from. That's the one you reviewed. We have a. This like thing that we do in October that we call Cocktober.

[Carl]

Howard Stern does the same thing.

[Top Lobster]

Does he do it October?

[Carl]

Yes. It's all gay stuff.

[Top Lobster]

What does he do though, specifically?

[Carl]

He makes, like he makes Richard and Sal touch penises in the studio.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, I wish. Yeah. We only. We ask our, our fans to submit their penises to Toad specifically, who we reviewed last time on the show. So.

[Carl]

Yes, the. The gambling addict.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So how it goes? It's. It's a very funny bit because Toad then has to autistically study these penises, look at them, and describe them to us on the show in excruciating detail. I tell Toad, paint this dick with your mouth to us. And he does. And then we vote on a scale of 1 to Scrumdid Liumtious on who will win. David Lee Corbeau was actually the first winner of this show. Very nice Cock. Also turns out to be my co host on Nephilim Dead Squad. But he really nailed the heart of what we were asking for. Like, we're not asking for fully erect penis. We weren't asking for flaccid, you know, non enthusiastic poses. He kind of had like this nice middle ground and he got his own T shirt. I drew his dick on. It says become the whore and it's a raven with his dick. I actually drew his dick coming down on it. So this is how he came across my table. And I was like, I like this guy. I like the cut of his jib, like the way his dick looks.

[Carl]

You like that? He was just a little chubbed up. He wasn't fully like that.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Carl]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Too hard. Like you're trying too hard. But he was just.

[Carl]

It's like it needs to be pointing down still, right? Yes.

[Top Lobster]

It's Goldilocks and the Three Dicks. It's like, you know, one was a little too, too chubbed. One was too. Yeah, this. He was just right, in my opinion. So I asked him, I said, hey, do you want to do a Christian.

[Carl]

Conspiracy show with me as one does?

[Top Lobster]

It's a biblical Christian, Christian conspiracy show where we look at current events through a biblical lens. And he said, hell yeah, let's do it. And it's been actually a really pretty big success. We've had some live events. We were planning another live event that we're doing with possibly Sam Triple E headline. So it's been good.

[Carl]

Awesome.

[Top Lobster]

And somewhere along the line there he decided that like everybody else does, I want to have another show. Like one's not good enough. I want to do another show by myself. So he does this show called Timeline Cleanse, which every so often I'll pop in and I'll say, what is this about? And it's just a show where he. He watches black people fight, I guess. And that's really the entire show. But the interesting thing that he's done here is he's. He's taken my fan base because he came out of nowhere. So he's taken my fan base of like 50,000 Twitter subscribers and then you know, from everywhere else that everything else I do. And he's turned them almost into a cult.

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[Top Lobster]

Terms and conditions apply. They call him Master. They. They take part in his racist antics. There's inside jokes that go over and under my head while I'm doing my other show. So it's becoming a little bit of an issue and I wanted to review it here with you guys and see what you think about it. Maybe you'll convince him to stop.

[Carl]

Well, I do have some thoughts on this gentleman and his show.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Carl]

I think he's dumb.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Carl]

And I want to show you why I think that first off. And you tell me. I was looking at his rumble page. Just try to get a sense of what this show is supposed to be. And it says description, Good morning spelled with a U. Daily show with Raven, come get your timeline cleansed. Can you misspell this on purpose?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So good morning is. This is from a meme. Some black lady came on and she was saying that when white people say good morning, it's actually racist. It's a euphemism for the N word. So he says, inside joke. Yeah, good morning. And it's like a morning. But he screams it at the people and the people scream it back at him in all caps. It's very disturbing. But it's a racist epithet is what he's turned it into.

[Carl]

And he's only on Rumble, I would imagine, right? With this type of content.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, he. Well, he was on YouTube and was swiftly kicked off. And he's also too retarded to do an audio feed for some reason. So it's just Rumble. That's where it lives.

[Carl]

Just. Just this Rumble. Okay, well, his most recent episode didn't start out so good. He was shot out of a cannon, ready to go, ready to start the show. He just forgot to turn the microphone on. And so here you see him chatting away. His music. Bed's coming up. It's got that underneath him. And he interacted this chat non stop.

[Top Lobster]

That's all.

[Carl]

I don't understand what. Yeah, it's all the show is. It's just him talking to the chat. So I'm not sure why he doesn't recognize that there's no sound coming out when that's all anyone is telling him.

[Top Lobster]

Just plugging merch.

[Carl]

And yeah, he's plugging his merch. Go to the website. Hey, check it out. We got new hats.

[Top Lobster]

Honestly, Carl, the show is better this way. And as. As somebody who is his co host, I hear this guy talk for probably man. We do. Sometimes we'll do two episodes a day, five days a week or something like that of Nephilim Death Squad. And I got to hear this motherfucker's voice constantly.

[Carl]

So, yeah, so it's nice when it's the mic is turned off, it's a release. Nice change of pace. Yeah, well, it's also hard when you do a show all by yourself. Like, everyone needs a producer. I producer Chris here. And what he'll do is he'll go, hey, Carl, did you hit record? Oh, yeah. No, I should. I didn't. Let me do that. It's like really helpful stuff. But he finally. Hey, Carl's shit melting down. He finally figures out that his mic.

[Top Lobster]

If you look in the. Up in the upper corner there. You see that there? So he has a weekly goal. He wants to make 600 on super chats. And so this is why he can't afford a producer, which is why the show is in the shape that it's in. It's really one of these things of like the snake eating itself. You know, it's like, what's going to come first, the producer or quality? And none ever comes. But people still watch this shit, and I don't know why.

[Carl]

How long has this been on the.

[Top Lobster]

Air, TLC, this episode?

[Carl]

174 or something like that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And he restarted at one point, so he's been doing this for quite a while. Two years maybe.

[Carl]

All right, well, this is him recognizing that he hasn't been making any noise yet.

[Top Lobster]

Wow, that's incredible. 175 episodes into this show and I just did five minutes worth of an intro. Holy.

[Carl]

Well, that's depressing. It seemed like he was really cooking too. Probably had a lot of interesting things to say. He's promoting the Patreon and everything. But he does this thing with the roll call where he has to call everyone out who's there watching him, which I've always found annoying. I don't think there's any place for that. But whatever. That's what he does. But then we find out that, no, actually he wasn't doing a good job with the intro anyway.

[Top Lobster]

All that not getting back into it. Guys, I'm not gonna do the intro again. Some of you said that it looked like I was cooking. I wasn't cooking, actually. I fumbled the bag as soon as the stuff.

[Carl]

Dude. Holy. Holy.

[Top Lobster]

Let's just issue some racist good mornings and. And move on with our lives.

[Carl]

Agreed. Agreed.

[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

Good to see that Jules is still alive. Emily is also here. Yes.

[Carl]

I don't. I don't understand the roll call thing. Can you explain this? I see so many guys do this or they have to feel like they have to make everyone feel welcomed.

[Top Lobster]

This is the problem. This is. This is what I'm running into. So these people that he's talking to were. They're fans of Top Lobster before they knew of David Lee Corbo. And now he's. He's created, he's fostered this environment in which he speaks to them, and he's.

[Carl]

Stolen them from you.

[Top Lobster]

I don't. I don't give A fuck take them.

[Carl]

Could he turn them against you at some point?

[Top Lobster]

I guess maybe, but it wouldn't even matter. Here's what they. What he's. What he's done is he's stolen. Well, I guess he's stolen them in a way. It doesn't matter. He's fostered this environment in which they think they have a voice that they can talk to. Me, I have the mic. This is, this is a $400 microphone. I went out, I bought this. I bought my fucking $700 Rodecaster. There is a barrier of entry here, baby. To talk to me, okay?

[Carl]

Exactly eleven hundred dollars.

[Top Lobster]

Exactly eleven hundred dollars and a Streamyard link. So another 45amonth if you're on the cheap side. And now they've. It's been a couple of times they come out of pocket at me and I had to put them back in place. Emily, specifically, these are people now that I know. They come up, they show up to the live shows. They talk shit to us. They're front row talking to us like they know me. And I look at David and I go, david, the fuck is going on here? These are plebes. These are our pay pigs. They're here to watch only like children.

[Carl]

Yes. To give money. Right.

[Top Lobster]

To be seen, not heard. Give me your money. Enjoy the content or don't. Who cares? But because of this show, he's addressing them directly. He's calling them by name. There is a dialogue between creator and and viewer which is almost. It's a no no, which I've learned.

[Carl]

Social relationship. That, yeah, it's not good. Not good for either party involved. And he's encouraging this.

[Top Lobster]

It's. It's garbage. It's low class behavior really. And I, I try to tell him this, but he just. David is very much the opposite of me in that.

[Carl]

Intelligent and not very well spoken, right?

[Top Lobster]

Well, no, he's probably more well spoken than I am, but I mean like the opposite. Like personality wise, where I'm laid back, I'm wearing like I'm always wearing. Actually, you caught him on a day where he's wearing a normal T shirt, but the guy is usually wearing like bright sunglasses, all these rings, a loud T shirt that's open with the tank top underneath. During the summertime, he'll. He'll dye his hair bleach blonde. And I am a very low key guy. You saw me at the, at your event. I kind of show up also. Great event. If, if you guys are in Vegas, you guys should show up. What's his name? Is Going to be there again. Producer Chris. No, I forget his name. Jesus. With the. With the puppet and the potato key. Yes. What's his face? Yeah, they were great. I was hanging out backstage. I'm very bad with names. Anyway, show up to there. Sorry, what were you saying?

[Carl]

No, so what he's done is he's ruined these people because now they think they're part of the show because they watch his show and they're like, communicating with him throughout the thing. Correct. Then you guys do a live show just like, oh, I'm gonna go and communicate with Raven throughout the show. It's like, no, no, no, that's not what this is. This is why there's a stage and a microphone. You know, you hear the comics with the joke. I'm sorry, we didn't bring microphones for everyone today, so you're just going to have to take a listen.

[Top Lobster]

During a live event, they step forward to talk to us as if it's like a live chat. And it's like. I'm like, this is very disruptive. Then I have to be the adult in the room and tell them, shut the fuck up. And then I look at Dave and I say, see what you made me do? Like, you made me do this to our children. It's just not a good look. But this is what he's fostered and he continues to foster, and it's going to be a shit show going forward.

[Carl]

Well, I'm surprised that he has this following because he says some really dumb things. I want to play you an example of that. Boom, boom.

[Top Lobster]

Let's see. Schrodinger's says, had to.

[Carl]

Had to run a five mile through.

[Top Lobster]

The fog in North Carolina yesterday.

[Carl]

Oh, good for you, though.

[Top Lobster]

That's awesome. You run marathons. Is that. Is that is a five mile run? Is that a half marathon?

[Carl]

Oh, retard alert. Retard alert. Class. Yeah. You ever see those bumper stickers just have the number five on them on all the cars? Those are people running half marathons. Wow, that's pretty. Everyone knows it's 26.2, 13.1. Right?

[Top Lobster]

It's embarrassing. And it's like. I mean, this is. Again, I love him. I really do love him, but this is really the most that we'll do in life. He'll do in life is like podcaster, because you don't really need to know much. You just kind of have to.

[Carl]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Float by. And he's doing a good job at it.

[Carl]

I think he's doing a terrible job. So he calls himself a Conspiracy theorist. Yes, that's how he describes himself. He'll say, throughout my years as a conspiracy theorist, blah, blah, blah, blah. And what you want to say is that you're a truth seeker or you're uncovering. Like you don't call yourself conspiracy theorists because then you don't have a lot of credibility. It's like, oh, this guy just believes everything that they hear. We're going to see examples of that. But he also does another thing wrong where he doesn't speak from a place of authority. So if you're gonna listen to like Alex Jones, I'm gonna listen to him and how the lizard people are running the world. And he's. The way he says it, I'm like, I think he believes this. So maybe he's right. But unfortunately, Raven's not like that. Let me, let me.

[Top Lobster]

I haven't watched this. Let's watch this together. LA is covered in fog or smog. I don't know that that's so strange. I just know that once again, we're getting inundated with fog here in Florida. And it's also February, so I think there's kind of a little bit of a respiratory thing going around. But people are drawing this correlation between the fog and this sickness that people have been getting. But I go, if the fog wasn't here, it's still February, we would still probably be getting a little bit under the weather. And I, I don't know. I don't know if. Yeah, Amen. Rat says it's the season for fog. I never really paid attention.

[Carl]

So they're talking about this fog and what is this doing? It's creating this illness and respiratory issues and they're showing the LA fog. And he's even like not sure if that's normal for LA or not, and goes on to say that, yeah, it is foggy in Florida and was it last year too?

[Top Lobster]

And I, I don't remember noticing this.

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We're prohibited by law 21 plus terms and conditions apply. But maybe that's because it was happening, but there wasn't a conspiracy theory attached to it. So I just didn't pay any mind because otherwise it's just fucking fog.

[Carl]

Right? Right. I would remember if it was foggy last year. Correct. We are one more clip from this package. And this just sums up the show for me. This really explains it all.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. I don't know how to. How to, you know, think about this.

[Carl]

Right? I could tell. I'm not the one who brought it up, by the way. You are.

[Top Lobster]

So we are. We are conspiracy theorists. I do consider myself a conspiracy theorist. David is a conspiracy theorist that will. If you present it to him, he's like, yeah. And he's off and running with it. Presenting it on now what is becoming a larger. Like a growing audience, which is actually. I find it to be hilarious. I think it's. I think we need more of that. Just more lies and misinformation all throughout the media. I look at. Look at Chris rolling his eyes. I'm sorry, Chris. It is. This is what I do, man. You don't follow me on Twitter. They call me the father of misinformation, and I do it on purpose. If you can't see through it, that's your fault, baby. It's not my fault.

[Carl]

So you think that's what he's trying to do is spread misinformation? Is he trying to get to the truth?

[Top Lobster]

No, he believes it. Okay.

[Carl]

Yeah. Because here's a great example. I think this is hilarious. So he reads this headline, and this is a pretty big deal if it's true. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

I got a couple more videos to get through, and. Oh, this is fun. This isn't even a video that I had to get to, actually. That's it. I just wanted to show you this. Isn't this hilarious? Here we are, February 2, 2025. This is fact check. So you know that it's real. CIA report confirms was a bio. Was bioengineered by the Pentagon in 2017. I. I don't know if there's a. Let's see if we can find the article. Maybe we could read it a little bit. I know that's gay. I don't like reading and. And we don't like articles, but I do want to see about this.

[Carl]

Yeah, I think. I think that one you might want to look up. It seems like kind of a big deal if. If that's the case. I Just, I love these, like, I don't like articles on this show. I sure don't like reading. They're going to give you all the news.

[Top Lobster]

There's a group of probably 200 people now that have their own group chat. And this is where they literally get their news from. They just share. They don't even share this article. They share this clip of him doing a video on this article. And that's their news.

[Carl]

So they believe that that's true then.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, they love it. And it's great.

[Carl]

Okay. Because right after that, I thought this was pretty funny.

[Top Lobster]

Updated assessment on the COVID 19 origins. Give me one second. There's something from the BBC. This is March 2003.

[Carl]

Maybe this isn't even real.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe I just read you guys some. That's not real. Updated assessment.

[Carl]

No.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know where this guy would have gotten this article. If anybod finds it, send me the.

[Carl]

Link, we'll pull it up, but otherwise.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna keep going.

[Carl]

So if he reads this thing, that would be like a huge deal. That'd make really big news. He goes, you know what? I should see if this is. Actually. There's an article about this somewhere. Does a Google search. It goes, yeah, this is probably all made up, it looks like. I guess I got nothing.

[Top Lobster]

Let me ask you though, like, is this not the same journalistic integrity that we get with pretty much any other mainstream mainstream media news or whatever?

[Carl]

Was the mainstream media Mainstream is worst because they have an agenda. So at least, you know, they're all just making up. But, you know, at least this guy's just having fun with it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's. Perhaps that's the problem. There is no agenda. Like, if he. If he aimed it somewhere, it would be a little more effective.

[Carl]

So he does a thing very similar to Steeltoe. Now, what Aaron Imholt does on Steel Toe on Fridays is you pay him money and then he'll watch whatever video you send him. It's like Rumble Friday or something like that. And it's brilliant because people give you money and they give you all the content material you need to run this show.

[Top Lobster]

This is how this show works. Tlc.

[Carl]

It's.

[Top Lobster]

It's only that. It's just fan submission they send him, which is why it goes off the rails. It's mostly black people fighting each other and murder videos. And every so often you'll get conspiracy and propaganda.

[Carl]

Right. Well, he's looking for something that he wants to show everyone. And I wonder how you feel about this Top lobster Because he goes into his Twitter dms. It's. He's sharing on the screen and is scrolling through the conversations that you two have.

[Top Lobster]

Perfect. Over DM for the.

[Carl]

The.

[Top Lobster]

I know this is probably reading into things too much, but I think we're getting into the.

[Carl]

Where is it?

[Top Lobster]

Boom, boom, boom. Have you heard the good news? Oh, dude, that was such a banger.

[Carl]

Crack.

[Top Lobster]

Amico dropped another show. Damn. I can't find either way the language that this guy was using. Elon Musk.

[Carl]

The other day he used the phrase wood chipper. Now, do you find that offensive at all that this guy is just going through and scrolling through all of your private conversations?

[Top Lobster]

At first? At first, yes. But it's become to the point where, like, I just. I only message him on a need to know basis. That's it. Like, so if you. If you slow down and see what I said here. I already emailed this dude. I can do 12:30. It's like, this is just business, but nothing to do with our financials or anything like that. It's just like. Because I'm like, I know you're retarded and I know most likely you're gonna show this on stream or to somebody. So it's just like one word answers or very simple things. He calls me. I love David now again, like with Toad. Same thing. Wouldn't do a show with these guys if I didn't love him. He calls me like seven times a day to tell me about. He's like, have you seen all the egg symbolism in the news? And I'm like, what do you mean egg symbolism? And he's just. He's just on about the whole Orphic egg and an egg with the super bowl and there's an egg shortage and someone stole 100,000 eggs. And he's like, it's all about Aleister Crowley. I'm like, all right, David. All right, I got to go. I got kids over here. But write it down. Get back to me later.

[Carl]

So do you ever, like, sit down and go, oh, tell me about the eggs. Tell me about the symbolism that's going on. Like, actually engage with them. Does it, like, why does he keep calling you if you don't encourage it?

[Top Lobster]

So we do. We do a conspiracy show and sometimes he's on to stuff, and sometimes I'm like, there's something there. I'm going to look into that. There's a recent thing. We're on to this guy, Andreeza Puharich. He's the. Have you ever heard of the term, the term Tinfoil hat, of course. Okay. That comes from a guy that had a radio chip implanted in his head, and he was in a mental facility, and he put tin foil around his head to stop these radio waves. Everyone thought he was crazy, but really what it was is that he had some kind of operation done on him by this guy Andreeze Buharich, which was like a. He's not even CIA, just like, black ops and stuff. He's out there doing a lot of strange things. So David brought him up to me, and we've been. I'm like, this is really fucking interesting. When you look into this guy, he's like. He's developed something called the Spiricom, which is like this. I don't know, it's like a telephone box where people claim that they could speak to the other side. Very interesting stuff. So things like that, that come up, I say, all right, David, you're on to something. But you see, look. Look at your fans. Egg. They're just saying, egg, egg, Eggs. Gay. Yes. It's just constant. If you go to his Twitter page, it's just constant, like, eggs, eggs reference. I'm like, enough with the eggs. Like, I don't give a. Talk about something else.

[Carl]

You have to curate this stuff a little bit for him to get him on track.

[Top Lobster]

Sometimes there was a point where there were these African videos going around, and it was like a tent, like a teepee, and it was dancing. And he was like, there's a supernatural dancing African teepees. And I'm like, let me look at that. So I looked at the video, and, like, you could see the guy's feet right under the tent. This is not.

[Carl]

He doesn't look real closely at this time.

[Top Lobster]

No, he just goes back. He has to delete, like, 10 tweets because he's just claiming.

[Carl]

Well, all right. So that explains this next clip that I wanted to play, because I thought this was over.

[Top Lobster]

And I'm always waiting for, like, when is this QAnon going to happen?

[Carl]

Here we go. I haven't heard QAnon in quite some time. I thought we'd all moved past that. But he's still waiting for the QAnon stuff to get proven.

[Top Lobster]

I will say, I know it sounds crazy. I don't know. You guys are. I'm not a believer. But when I'm looking at a lot of the news now, I'm like, even online, because with QAnon, I was like, this is. These people are gay. But now that I'm looking at what's happening And I'm like, holy shit. Like, I can't believe that they're going to be justified at some point. Like, they're about to release the Epstein client list. I'm like, are they? Yeah, dude. With the JFK files and the MLK files.

[Carl]

That's exciting. I am excited about that. But I don't know everything there is to know about QAnon. I'm sure there was a lot of truth in a lot of the stuff because there's a lot of child molesters who are running the world. But then they got into, like, JFK Jr. Never died, and he was going to come back and become the president. You're like, okay, guys, you see how it's kind of spiraling out of control here?

[Top Lobster]

It gets super goofy. But the stuff that is. That is legit.

[Carl]

It's.

[Top Lobster]

It seems like it's coming to fruition now, which is like. But it's. It's just going to embolden these people. So we're going to get a lot of truth.

[Carl]

It's going to be insufferable.

[Top Lobster]

Exactly.

[Carl]

And I want the Epstein list to come out. But you're right, it's gonna be non stop. I told you so. Because it's even worse than that. It's gonna go, oh.

[Top Lobster]

Because then you're gonna say. I'm gonna say, like, listen, you were right. Like, these guys are pedophiles at the highest levels, and they're gonna go. They're keeping JFK on a med bed. His head is splattered, but it's getting put together through, like, you know, Tesla waves. And I'm like, some of this.

[Carl]

Damn it.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. So it's coming.

[Carl]

Now we have to listen to you because you were right about something that sounds. You take it some victory laps, Carl. I sure have. Oh, this is. This is fun. He learned something new during this episode.

[Top Lobster]

My black old lady is a crazy cat lady. That's cool.

[Carl]

Okay. Cool. Cool.

[Top Lobster]

So maybe black people do like cats.

[Carl]

Black people maybe do like cats.

[Top Lobster]

This is another thing about David that you need to know. He suffers from chronic. Chronic toxoplasmosis. He's. He's got two cats, and he's, like, just un. Unhealthily obsessed with them. So I think this could contribute to why he's the way he is. Like, Macaulay Culkin has it. And it. Apparently, it makes you more entrepreneurial, more willing to take risks, more willing to do a meaningless show like this for two hours at a clip, but less.

[Carl]

Likely to leave the house, less likely.

[Top Lobster]

To Leave your cats. Right?

[Carl]

This is something I haven't seen in the podcast we reviewed in quite some time. Although I have seen this before.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe we will put a song on so I can go evacuate my butt. All right, let's see real quick.

[Carl]

We'll.

[Top Lobster]

We'll think about it.

[Carl]

We'll think about it.

[Top Lobster]

What do I have actually, I don't want. I know Z Man sent a bunch of songs way back in the day, but they're probably. They're probably a fine length for making shits.

[Carl]

Where is Z Man?

[Top Lobster]

I just gotta find him.

[Carl]

Oh my God.

[Top Lobster]

I'm squeezing everything. I'm squeezing dong to cut off the flow. I'm clenching cheeks to keep it away from the door. I'm a.

[Carl]

A disaster right now.

[Top Lobster]

Where the is Z Man? Big ZD Falcor. The wise Pouncer.

[Carl]

Z Man.

[Top Lobster]

There he is.

[Carl]

Okay, let's see what he's got on this one. Oh, man, I gotta. Things are not going well and I gotta go very soon. Have you ever had to in the middle of your solo show before, Top Lobster?

[Top Lobster]

This is not in my solo show, but it's. This happened to us actually last week with the guests. It was an older dude and he had to piss or shit or something and he was like really? Like, he's like, I gotta go. And he made it almost clear that he had the shit. So we're like, well, what do we do? Like, we. We vamped for a little bit and then we said, you know what? We're gonna take a quick. Like we've never done it before, but apparently it. Listen, if it works for regular tv, people don't give a. So we said we're gonna take a quick break and we put on. We put on Better Off Dead and just put that on the screen. And all of us like just.

[Carl]

Hello, it is Ryan.

[Top Lobster]

And I was on a flight the.

[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

They were also playing Chumba Casino.

[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

Went out for a little bit and Came back like five minutes later. It was actually. You'd be surprised. It was fine.

[Carl]

Yeah. Maybe we should build some shitting cigarette breaks into this show. Now I think about it.

[Top Lobster]

Try it.

[Carl]

Idiots sitting here for two and a half hours straight. This is when he comes back, though. I was pretty offended by this. Oh, that's the other thing, too. His whatever song list, it just started playing music in Spanish and he had no control over because he was gone for quite some time. It was like eight minutes. Japanese.

[Top Lobster]

Japanese. What the.

[Carl]

Is that why.

[Top Lobster]

Why does it play Emine when it's done? What is that? Hey, guys, I'm back. Nope, not washing my hands. I'm not going anywhere.

[Carl]

I'm not going anywhere.

[Top Lobster]

If I was going somewhere, if I was out, maybe I'd wash my hands. But it's my butthole. And also, I don't know about you guys, but I make a big, like a wide spread of. My entire hand is basically encapsulated. I go around my hand and that's how I wipe my butt. Exhausting. This person, he's. He's just. This week he was at my house and he slept over with his family. He's just like this.

[Carl]

Oh, shit in your house and not wash his hands.

[Top Lobster]

Probably. I don't know.

[Carl]

Offensive. That's offensive.

[Top Lobster]

Just the energy he brings constantly. And he's also very loud. Like. Like. Like I said, the opposite of me. I'm like, low key. I'll talk shit, but, like, we'll keep it at a certain. He's just like a fucking air horn. And he's just very like, in your face. He's like this all the time.

[Carl]

You know what? Producer Chris Top Lobster wasn't offended by the same thing I was offended by. I think this guy doesn't wash his hands either.

[Top Lobster]

I wash my hands sometimes.

[Carl]

You're like, yeah, the guy doesn't wash his hands, but he also is loud. I'm like, I could deal with some noise. I just don't want this guy shitting up all my stuff.

[Top Lobster]

Do you get shit on your fingers when you wipe your ass?

[Carl]

I don't. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

This is.

[Carl]

I don't try to.

[Top Lobster]

Let's talk about.

[Carl]

I don't actively do it.

[Top Lobster]

Producer Chris, when you wipe your. Because this is actually a good. A good question. There is a barrier between. Right, so do we need to introduce soap to this every time.

[Carl]

Just to be sure? Yeah, it's. It's a thin enough material. It's a thin enough material that, yeah, we should get some soap involved afterwards. I'm Not a big fan of pink eye.

[Top Lobster]

That is true. That is true. Fine, I'm going to back away from that point. I don't know what I was trying to make there. Forget I said.

[Carl]

I'm still hung up on that. He's stepped over with his entire family. Oh yeah? Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

His wife. Because his wife is friends with my wife and we run a business together, basically. So he has a kid around my kids.

[Carl]

All is because he submitted his dick.

[Top Lobster]

To your show 100. That's the only reason all of this started. Do you guys want to see it?

[Carl]

No.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Carl]

We're on YouTube and also no. Can you describe it though? Can you paint it with your tongue? Well, it's an award winning dick apparently. Yeah, definitely it is. You sent me over some lengths top lobsters or anything that we should be checking out here.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, let's. This is actually a fun one. So David explains N loops and I don't know if your. Your crowd knows what N loops are.

[Carl]

But is it when you can't stop saying the N word over and over again?

[Top Lobster]

It's sort of this, but sort of not. So David will explain it. He explains it better. He actually coined the term, I think.

[Carl]

Let's go, guys.

[Top Lobster]

We have what appears to be a certified Told you not safe for work. What's a loop, Kazarian?

[Carl]

I'm actually tickled that you asked. Kazarian.

[Top Lobster]

So what a loop is, is when.

[Carl]

Black people get into a fight, they.

[Top Lobster]

Go on a sort of autopilot.

[Carl]

All of their resources go towards physical violence and chaos causing. But there is a small percentage, 13 roughly of mental faculty that is then.

[Top Lobster]

Dedicated to what we have identified as the nigger loop.

[Carl]

And that is where you get sort of a. What's up, what's up? What's up? See now he's speaking from a place of authority. Now I'm listening. I'm going. Okay. This guy's done his research.

[Top Lobster]

These are things, things he actually knows about black people in fighting.

[Carl]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What's up?

[Carl]

That is a loop.

[Top Lobster]

So it's you. They pick a word or they pick.

[Carl]

A phrase and they just repeat it ad nauseam while they commit acts of violence. It's actually wonderful.

[Top Lobster]

Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it.

[Carl]

And so I'm very excited here. Let's see if we can get all four stars. Guys, just to remind everybody, there is a lot of new ones in here. There's a lot of new folks. We're looking for wigs coming off, we're looking for titties. Coming out. We're looking for shower caps, and we're looking for loops. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe one day we'll identify a fifth.

[Carl]

Category, but for now, that's what we have. I. I have definitely witnessed what he's talking about here. I don't think it's just one race of people who do this, but I've certainly seen what he's talking about.

[Top Lobster]

It's. But it's almost like. I mean, man, from what I've seen, it's like, man, 80% of the fights with black people, like, they get caught in the loop. And he's the first person, right? He's the first person to show it to me. And it's like one of those things. Like, once you've seen it, once you've seen the Matrix, you're like, oh, shit. Now everything I. Like, I can't unsee this. Everything I see is the same thing. It's incredible.

[Carl]

All right, so that he brought up one good point. What else you got out here?

[Top Lobster]

Let's see, his racist rules. Perhaps that would be a good one to check out.

[Carl]

This.

[Top Lobster]

All this stuff is very racist. And I'm sorry that I had to bring this to your audience, but this is the kind of show that he's. He's running here.

[Carl]

Well, we met you on Tower Gang, so I guess I'm not that surprised that your friends talk about race a lot.

[Top Lobster]

This show makes Tower Gang look sane.

[Carl]

That's true. I agree with you on that.

[Top Lobster]

This guy being in pajama pants and crocs, I don't think is good. I don't think it's good. Q says, I'll beat your ass in pajama pants, but my shirt comes off immediately.

[Carl]

Cliff, Clint, Q.

[Top Lobster]

What's your name?

[Carl]

Don't go outside in pajama pants.

[Top Lobster]

Please. Can we do that as just like a community, Dangerous retards. Let's. Can we not go outside in pajama pants? That is for black people only.

[Carl]

That is for black people only.

[Top Lobster]

We can't do that. And I'm not saying, like, maybe you.

[Carl]

Didn'T know that before, but I'm here.

[Top Lobster]

To say that I think in my.

[Carl]

Heart, pajama pants outside is for black people only.

[Top Lobster]

And it's also. I also find it despicable. I find it despicable because how fucking dare you pause it?

[Carl]

Because there's a whole world going on outside.

[Top Lobster]

Do you see the title here? Master makes his first rule. You see that?

[Carl]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. This is. So I bring this up because forget about the racism, whatever, aside he is just making rules for these people and then they're calling him master and it's like the relationship is just bizarre. But they. The idea.

[Carl]

He titled this himself, didn't he?

[Top Lobster]

No, it is not even him tweeting this. This is somebody else.

[Carl]

His tweet. Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

See, Master David Corvo makes his first rule and then there. This is like 173 Episode 173 I don't even know but these people follow him.

[Carl]

It's.

[Top Lobster]

It's very cult like. I don't know if he's trying to build a cult, but he has built a culture. It is Ryan Seacrest here.

[Carl]

There was a recent social media trend.

[Top Lobster]

Which consisted of flying on a plane.

[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

None of the nothing he does make really makes sense.

[Carl]

Yeah, good point. Good point.

[Top Lobster]

You have no self respect at all.

[Carl]

You have to put on pants.

[Top Lobster]

You got to put denim on.

[Carl]

You got to put denim on.

[Top Lobster]

So, so can we do. You know, I just. I would just like that.

[Carl]

That would be nice. So.

[Top Lobster]

And this guy be.

[Carl]

Can I understand the rule now? So the rule is like producer Chris and myself have to put on pants. But if we had a black friend, we don't. But if we did, that person could wear pajama pants and that'd be okay.

[Top Lobster]

I think that's.

[Carl]

Or she's saying no pajama pants for anyone.

[Top Lobster]

I'm pretty sure he's telling the people that follow him here that these are the rules. And I'm not sure if he's allowing black people to follow him. This is. I'm very confused. I don't watch the show that often, but when I do, I'm like, what the fuck is going every. I pop my head in every time and I'm like, I wonder what my fans are doing over here. And I'm like, this is horrible. And I close it and do something else.

[Carl]

Yeah, the people who follow this should be probably Looked into.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, Probably.

[Carl]

I'm not a big fan of the FBI or anything like that, but if you got all these people employed, they should be doing something, right.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Probably lynched and cornered. Just one more clip here. The classic TLC content. And this will. This will go back to, like, what he's been doing this entire time.

[Carl]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And how he's. How he's built his own following because it's. It's difficult to build a following. Like, you could. You can be on a show with somebody, but you can steal someone else's following.

[Carl]

Apparently, that's easier to do.

[Top Lobster]

It's hard to do. Look at Robbie the Fire Bernstein. He's got 20,000 followers on Twitter. These are just Twitter metrics. And Dave Smith has over, like, I don't know, 800,000 doesn't. But he's on a show with them three times a week, so it doesn't follow. But he has sapped quite a bit of my audience into his. So he's doing something right.

[Carl]

Yeah, that's true. Saturate me in the idea of the murder.

[Top Lobster]

Crazy, crazy, crazy. Okay, let's go here.

[Carl]

Man plays dead, then makes fatal move. Head kick.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, double head kick. Oh, he played get knocked out.

[Carl]

He wasn't knocked out. Oh, he's got a brick. Oh, yeah. Mashed his melon. I think he also hit somebody else with it. Whoops.

[Top Lobster]

Did that roll off and hit somebody else?

[Carl]

I don't watch that again.

[Top Lobster]

This is what they do. This is the culture that he has fostered where they send him. It's just black people fighting murder and death videos. And he reviews it to okay with, like, fairly good. Expect expertise. I'd say, like, this was a good breakdown of what happened here. And.

[Carl]

Yeah, sure.

[Top Lobster]

So people love this. I don't know why they give them money.

[Carl]

Why is it called timeline cleanse?

[Top Lobster]

Because it's the opposite. Like, if you watch this, this is, like. This is basically MK altering yourself willingly.

[Carl]

I see.

[Top Lobster]

It's. Yeah, it's the complete opposite of cleansing your timeline from whatever you've been seeing on Twitter.

[Carl]

You know, people complain that WTP is hard to get into because we've been doing it for so long. And there's always characters that we talk and stuff like that. This show, how would ever find this just be like, oh, I get it.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. It's not. It's not for everybody, but people.

[Carl]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

People love it. It's we. It's a weird thing. They'll ask him, like, when are you gonna do it? Are you coming back, master? And it's just like, just very strange.

[Carl]

Very.

[Top Lobster]

I can't explain it. I was hoping maybe you guys could shed some light on this with your podcast expertise, because I'm baffled.

[Carl]

Well, I wonder if it's similar to the Tom Myers phenomenon where everyone would call him King and really prop him up. So, like, Tom Myers would put out some stupid tweet and all their comments would be like, yeah, King, you got him. Let's go, Tommy. I wonder if it's that kind of thing where they're actually clowning him, but he likes it, so it works for everyone.

[Top Lobster]

Do they give Tom Myers money?

[Carl]

Oh, God, I don't think so. No, it doesn't. I don't think anyone gives him money. Not an employer, not a fan, not a comedy club.

[Top Lobster]

Because this guy's been able to from this, like, no joke from that show and the other. The show that we do. But, like, he makes pretty good revenue off of this. Like, he was able to leave his job. He's a welder. That's. Now he just does this full time. So I'm trying to figure out. I'm like, do these people, are they, like, fucking with him, but they're also paying him. Well, I don't get it. I don't know.

[Carl]

Well, I do have another clip on here that I was going to play for you. And this is him where the donations. It's very similar again to the steel toe Aaron Imholt, where it just kind of seems like the people who donate the money just take over the show.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you guys for the total of four dollar donations. And I have to check my ass app because Eamon Rat wanted me to see that before. Just to. Just to deceive me. Just to deceive me. Let's see what we got. Oh, yeah, listen. I do this all the time to him. Like, well, and checking pp. Un momento.

[Carl]

Wait a sec.

[Top Lobster]

All the time. Not all the time, but whenever I. If I see that he's live, I'll log on to the Rumble or wherever he's on and I'll just start talking to him and telling him shit like, check your DMs. Check them right now, all caps. And then I wait and then he does it and I just, like. Just to disrupt the show and then I log off. It's. So if you do want to, like, screw with him, you could totally do that.

[Carl]

It's very easy to do that. Yes. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Don't even need money. Second, it looks like something did unfold. Oh, cool.

[Carl]

How did that get here?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it's pending. Okay. Thank you, Amen Rat for the ten dollar donation. Amen Rat is a. He says if you do it right Let it go all night shadows on you Break out into the light what the fuck are they singing? I don't know. If you do it right Let it.

[Carl]

Go all night shadows on you Break.

[Top Lobster]

Out into the light.

[Carl]

Yeah, I don't know what they're saying. Okay. But I'm glad it took up a whole minute of the show, though. That worked out well for everyone. What do you think the most impactful thing you can do over the next four years is going to be? Because for me, where is that coming from? Is giving kids and vulnerable communities an opportunity to feel safe. So imagine for a second that you could. Do you hear that right now?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I hear it. What are you watching, Carl?

[Carl]

Dad, how the hell is playing right now? They absolutely thrive. Where is it? Imagine young teenager, a trade. I was like, this is really spooky. What's going on?

[Top Lobster]

Also woke dad fed seamless transition into the next topic.

[Carl]

Pretty good. Anything else you want to play from the clips that you put together for us?

[Top Lobster]

No, honestly, fuck this guy. I'm. It's been torture. Saturday's my day off. Like, I don't. I don't do a show Saturday. I don't have to talk to him Saturday. He called me today. I hung up.

[Carl]

So this is, you know, you were doing this show.

[Top Lobster]

I told him, I told him, I said, I asked the fans, his fans, I said, give me some clips of things that you like that he does. And this is the shit that they ended up giving me. Okay, so this is basically a favor to him. I wanted to introduce him to a larger audience that will hopefully look at this and say, this is trash. Please stop. And. Yeah, but I had to suffer through hearing David talk for another 43 minutes, which was unfortunate.

[Carl]

Hey, how did it go with Toad after our review of his show? What was the conversation like with him afterwards?

[Top Lobster]

He wouldn't watch your show and. Oh, no, no. And the spike in viewership was negligible, I'd say, at best. But Toad is also retarded. Like, did you guys know who Clint Russell is? You know who he is, right?

[Carl]

Clint Russell? Yeah, I think so. Who's Clint Russell?

[Top Lobster]

He's on. He's on Tower Gang with us.

[Carl]

Oh, yeah, I know exactly. That is. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So Clint is actually a very serious political commentator. Here we go. I'll share my screen so you could see who he is and you'll see his metrics and all that. Yeah, there he is right there. So230,000 followers on Twitter. He. He was on Tim Cast a bunch. He almost had his own show on Tim Cast. And he's working out pretty major deals. Possibly one would like to be exclusive with Rumble. And in our group chat for Tower Gang, he goes, hey, Toad, let's go and talk about the Luka Donovich trade or whatever, some shit for basketball. And Toad just responds to him. I already covered it last night. And I'm like.

[Carl]

To 28 people.

[Top Lobster]

To 28 people. So I'm like, toad, I'm like, read the room here. Like, this guy with this huge following is volunteering to come on your show and talk about something with you. Take him up on it. And then he goes, oh, oh, yeah, okay. I guess so. I'm like, man, it's just so autistic. Can't get out of his own way. There's really no help in the guy. But, you know, is what it is.

[Carl]

It seems like you enjoy surrounding yourself with these work in progress people.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, man, maybe I'm fucked up.

[Carl]

Like, that's what I'm thinking. Yes, you're on these shows. These guys are like, I love these guys, but they're fucking retarded.

[Top Lobster]

I like. I either like being the smartest person in the room or the dumbest person in the room, you know? No, in between. Right now. I don't know what to say.

[Carl]

Yeah, I was wondering what dumbest person in the room. I have a quick. And our cringe of the week this week is actually our boy Opie from Opie and Anthony. Greg. Opie Hughes. I'm sure you're familiar with Opie, right?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah.

[Carl]

Oh, yeah. So he's bitching about Jim Norton again. He can't stop bitching about Jim Norton. I. I wouldn't go on Jimmy's podcast. And you know what? If you're. If you're supporting Jim Norton and his. His latest lame attempt at a show. You stink.

[Top Lobster]

You.

[Carl]

I enjoy Jim's new show. He just had Tim Dillon on. Fantastic episode. Of course, Anthony Kumi was on not too long ago. And T.J. miller is that.

[Top Lobster]

That's really his view from. That's not a green spot. It's a. It's a beautiful view.

[Carl]

Yeah, it's very. He lives in his castle. That's his biggest accomplishment. Yep. And he shows it off every day, every morning. Oh, stink. I saw a couple clips. I'm like, oh, I. I never stopped working hard. And then there's a Clip where? His. His. I don't know what he's talking about here. I saw a couple clips, and it. Was he doing Jim, what Jim was saying on the clip, or he's just angry? Yes. Okay, I got it. His. His. His. His significant. Is that one of those other loops we were talking about?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I think it might be brain damage.

[Carl]

Seriously? His. His. His. His, uh. His, uh, significant other was bitching about how bad his farts are. Like, he's still doing the fart thing. And then I look, the videos got like a hundred thousand views. I'm like, oh, great. Wonderful. Opie is the guy who gets out of his car and dances in the intersection and then gets back in his car or tells people at the John Lennon Memorial that the rats pee on there where they're sitting. And he goes, and Jim's so immature. He's still talking about farting. What an idiot. Oh, it's got a hundred thousand views. I guess people like that.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's so sad. It is.

[Carl]

He's so bitter and jealous that the guys have moved on from Opie after they are doing very well. And he's. Yes, I'm jealous, because that's stupid. No one should be clicking on a video where his significant other is bitching because his. His farts smell Opie. You remind me of Tukey. I don't know what that's supposed to be, but that's pretty funny. Opie also does this thing where he just puts the chat up randomly, so a lot of it will be insulting to him. He's just shuffling through for whatever reason. He's an idiot.

[Top Lobster]

Jesus.

[Carl]

Cheers. Ron Bennington. Yes. Yeah, I think I got the cheers from Ron Bennington, but again, he put that out. There was a free chat, and the guy's reminding him that Opie always does the cheers thing. He stole that from Ron Bennington. So now Opie's got to respond to that. Also admitted that many, many times during my live stream. You're not going to get me with that one whatsoever. I. I started saying cheers and then realized, oh, God, that's a Bennington thing. So I gave him credit a long time ago, you know? But just saying cheers like that is a lot of fun. I like it. It's a lot of fun.

[Top Lobster]

I love that. So I get. I get the appeal of the being in the live stream for the show because they're doing what they do to David. They're playing. They're playing the show themselves.

[Carl]

Yes. Opie allows them to do that, and then he has the balls to go on and say. And he's been addressing our show directly lately, calls us the. The basement show that does jocktober, and he'll criticize us for our format. And actually, this is a clip later on, by the way. Stanley, 19 pulled this great job. Stan, 19. Later on, he's talking about his experience with the dabble verse and going on Shuley show. And so he talks all about that. Julie. I went on. I tried to go on his show once, and then he showed his true colors immediately. And then, you know, and then that was it. My. My day. My day in the dabble verse was very short. It was very short lived. I. I even tweeted a. A jet fighter flying. I'm like, this is me going into the dabble verse and the video's like, this thing is just flying and then it stops in midair and quickly turns around and leaves. I said that. That's my experience in the dabble verse. Pretty good tweet. Sick burn. It's pretty good stuff, Hope. And then I never look back. I'm like, you know what? That double verse isn't for me. Some of those shows try to pull me into that as well. No, thank you. No, thank you. I. I feel like. I mean, I don't care. I mean, I guess I care to a point, but I feel like I have enough material where I don't have to sit here on a live stream and just like, you know, snipe people and talk about other live streams and sometimes. So this is what drives me crazy when he says things like, I don't have to do that thing where I'm sniping people or playing other people's shows and reacting to it. I have enough material. You're literally reading the chat, the free chat and responding to it. Yeah. How is this having enough material? All of your thumbnails are titles of other shows. It's always about Jim and Anthony.

[Top Lobster]

I'm very confused. Where is the. Where are the conspiracy theories where the black people fights? Where is the race? There's none of this stuff. Stuff.

[Carl]

I know this. This show doesn't have any of those elements, which is why it's still on YouTube. So he's got that going like, you know, snipe people and talk about other live streams. And sometimes I will watch some of that stuff. I go, all right, okay, so you're beating up this guy and you're beating up that guy. So he's watching wtp. Sweet. Yeah, Glad to hear it. We're beating up this guy. Actually. Do your Own material. Because, like, you know, everyone says, like, the. A lot of that is based on jocktober, but we even knew that you can only do jocktober sparingly. Not a lot. But when your whole show is just beating up other shows, I sit there and I go, all right, okay, well, what do you do? Like your material? Step into the world of power, loyalty, and luck. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. With family. Cannolis and spins mean everything. Now you want to get mixed up in the family business. Introducing the [e-mail] test your luck in the shadowy world of the Godfather slots. Someday I will call upon you to.

[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

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[Carl]

Oh, you mean like walking aimlessly? I don't know how to respond to this.

[Top Lobster]

It's like. Like, it's such a. Like a vicious circle.

[Carl]

Right?

[Top Lobster]

Because his material is your material, and he's just not getting it.

[Carl]

He's just not getting it. And I love the people. This happened early on in our show. This happened a lot. Where they attack the format. Like, oh, what do you guys just do? Review other podcasts? Like, yeah, format of the show? Yeah, it's in the name. Yeah. We don't do, like a news segment. I'm not talking about Trump's latest policies. Like, that's. That's not part of it. Actually, I'm going to talk about that because I am very excited. Our buddy.

[Top Lobster]

It's genius, though, Carl, I. I gotta say, because you. You constantly find. And this is what those guys. I was telling you in the pre show about. Hidden in plain sight. You find the person that cannot stop responding to you, and then you just keep getting them to. I do it on Twitter. You guys do it in a much better format on a podcast. But it's just find that one person and you found many now, and they just keep feeding you. It's. It's genius.

[Carl]

And I. I gotta tell you, top lobster, it's not that we need people to respond to us. Like, Opie didn't respond to us for years, and we continue to clown his material because it's very goofable. It's just an enjoyable thing to do. He held out the longest. He did, for sure.

[Top Lobster]

He played hard to get.

[Carl]

What? And I can't wait. I'll just tease this again. I can't wait to get Your reaction to what Aaron Imholt did this week? Because he has really set himself up to just be tortured on the Internet for as long as he's on it. I do love introducing co hosts too. Yeah. Some of our friends. It's going to be great. But first, I'm very excited to say a new season of Tom Myers versus the Rest of the World dropped this week. You know, it's no different than, you know, a police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Did we do Tom Myers last time you were on the show?

[Top Lobster]

No, but I have seen him stand up comedian or just.

[Carl]

Yeah, okay.

[Top Lobster]

I did him with you on. On stage.

[Carl]

That's right. We covered Tom when you were on our live show in Largo. Okay. So he does a political show and he starts off with a monologue. He very much thinks he's Bill Maher the way he writes these jokes and delivers them. He's nowhere near that. Not even close. This first one is a bit wordy. Hello and welcome to the spring 2025 session of Tom Myers versus the rest of the World. A lot's happened. Yeah. In case you've just.

[Top Lobster]

Was Tom Myers versus the world taken?

[Carl]

That's so. Someone else has pointed this out because his word economy for joke writing is awful. He always uses way too many words, even in the title of the show. That's a perfect example of that.

[Top Lobster]

It's like, I get it. I get completely what we're doing already.

[Carl]

Yeah. We didn't think you were including yourself in the rest of the world.

[Top Lobster]

World.

[Carl]

Yeah. In case you've decided not to pay attention to the news. And who could blame you? Donald Trump is now President of the United States again. He started his term by taking an early victory lap when he boasted that he brought back TikTok. So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against him and what I hope will be his eventual war crimes tribunal.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, all right.

[Carl]

Understand that. So I, I understand that joke. But, you know, he's coming at it from like a comedian's standpoint where a lot of these clubs now are getting. Tick Tockers are coming in and headlining because they have a huge following on Tick Tock. And so they can bring people in. They're not really stand up comics. But that's where Tom's mind went to, is just like, oh, he brought back Tick Tock, which means TikTok. Famous people will do shows at comedy clubs. And maybe we can Use that against Trump when he has his war crime trial. All those war crimes.

[Top Lobster]

I think he was trying to say that Trump, that, that because of the comedians that will be now coming out to back Trump or whatever. I get what he's saying, and it's sort of funny.

[Carl]

No, please, please elaborate on that. I want to hear what you think, because this is what the beauty of Tom Meyers, it's such a jumbled mess. It can be interpreted multiple ways.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so he's saying now that, like, all right, these canceled comedians, that obviously he doesn't like where they're coming from. I, maybe I will like where they're coming from. Maybe they're, they're kind of cringe and just like, you know, conservative Inc. But they're gonna have their time to shine now that the culture is sort of changing. I just find it boneheaded for anybody to say this when it's clearly been the opposite. Like, we had a Netflix special of a lady, I forget her name, but she just went up there and just preached at people. There was not one joke, but she got a Netflix special and tons of money. And now that things are changing now he's like, upset about it, and they haven't even really changed yet. So I'm like, It's an interesting admission.

[Carl]

You know, let me, let me listen to it again. Now, now that I've heard your thought on this. Let me see. Listen to this. And producer Chris, please let me know your take on it in case you've decided not to pay attention to the news. And who could blame you? Donald Trump is now President of the United States again. He started his term by taking an early victory lap when he boasted that he brought back Tick Tock. So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against him and what I hope will be his eventual war crimes tribunal.

[Top Lobster]

Two separate thoughts that don't make sense. So he brought back Tick Tock. One thought. And then he's scared that he's going to bring back unfunny comedians. People like, let's say he's describing, like an Owen Benjamin type that will probably be allowed to play clubs again.

[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

Which consisted of flying on a plane.

[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

And he's conflate. I don't know why the conflation of the two doesn't quite make sense, but I understand the political dynamic, which, again, to me is bizarre because we have been listening to kind of like left wing comedy for a while and it's. And it's. I don't know, it's a little bit played out now. It's a little dated, so we need something fresh. But that's. I think that's what he's trying to get at.

[Carl]

It's just the wording on it is also. So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against him and hold unfunny communities. Headline clubs against him. Against him. You know what I mean? It's like there needs to be a comma, maybe a period. That's where I got lost. Right. It's okay. That was the first joke. He's been off months. He comes back. That's the first joke.

[Top Lobster]

I'm trying, guys.

[Carl]

Perhaps none of us can figure out what he's. Yeah, I'm doing better than us, man.

[Top Lobster]

You presented me a retarded person and I'm trying to really decipher what's.

[Carl]

I know. That's what I'm asking you to do. You're doing the right thing. I appreciate it. Okay, let's move on. Let's hear the second joke. It probably gets better. Trump signed several executive orders to kick off his second term, one of which renamed Mount Denali Mount McKinley after the former president. One of McKinley's descendants said it was a great move because William McKinley had unparalleled integrity and people respected him. McKinley was assassinated, so we know there was at least one who didn't. Okay, so that, that joke right there, we get the patented. Do you know there was one that didn't. You know, he also. He turns into a Scottish guy when he's telling that type of joke.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, I get it. There is. There's at least some form to. Who's the lady that's laughing? There's somebody else there with him.

[Carl]

Yeah. So what he does is he has a panel. There's three other people on this panel, and he forces them to listen to his monologue. And then they used to not react at all, and now they feel like obligated to giggle. And sometimes there's like, really long pauses because they don't. Didn't realize the punchline already hit. There's an example of that coming up. But yes, it's all. It's so awkward.

[Top Lobster]

I was hoping that there was no punchline to this. There was a punchline which is. Yeah, I'll give him. I like this. I like it. Not my type of comedy, but I like that there was a resolution. So good on you.

[Carl]

All right, well, in fun fact, President McKinley was shot in Buffalo, New York.

[Top Lobster]

There you go.

[Carl]

Good stuff. All right, this one's a doozy. Talking about the January 6th pardons. Trump issued pardons to all the January 6th defendants. One of them reportedly said that the pardons are part of God's revival. I think the pardoning of January 6th defendants is God's revival in the same way that the Great Flood and wiping out most of humanity is as well.

[Top Lobster]

I like it. And this is a. So actually, this is what Nephilim Death Squad is about. And I. To bring it back to me, which is what this show is about. Me. Nephilim Death Squad is about Genesis 6, chapter. Chapter 6, verse 4, where God kills the earth in a flood. And a lot of people say, oh, is because the earth was wicked. And some people who like. Like me think it's. It was to cleanse the world of the nephilim. So I'm trying to understand this along normie lines, what he's saying. Trump did what, again, to cleanse the. I don't. Yeah.

[Carl]

One of the people who got out of prison. One of the January six protesters said that. This is like. Let me play that part of it again because. Yeah, this is very confident. Let's see what he says. One of them reportedly said that the pardons are part of God's revival. Part of God's revival.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Yet. No.

[Carl]

But sure.

[Top Lobster]

I like. I like your energy.

[Carl]

I'm sure that was widely reported. Tom. Good stuff. So he turns that into the other thing that Tom does. He doesn't realize, like, when you write a punchline, it has to hit at the end. You can't have a punchline. And then more words after it like this. I think the pardoning of January 6th defendants is God's revival in the same way that the Great Flood and wiping out most of humanity is as well. And wiping out most of humanity is as well. Yeah, as well. It's never the end of a joke.

[Top Lobster]

He had a tag and then a couple of stragglers and just dragged him across the line.

[Carl]

Yeah, yeah. He'd just be like, yeah, like maybe like the floods, you know, you gotta add with the thing. And then, you know what? If you're gonna make it work, here's.

[Top Lobster]

What I'm gleaming from this. And I don't know if you guys know that you're doing this to yourself, but he is. He is doing. I don't know if it's comedy or whatever the you want to call this, but it's a very. It's in a very Kubrick esque fashion. It's not visual. I'm only getting it, like, through audio. But Kubrick, throughout all of his films, does these things like the Shining. Have you ever seen that movie?

[Carl]

Of course.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Yeah. They. The. The host is. When he's walking them through the hotel before he leaves, the black dude, he walks them into a cooler. He goes, here's the cooler. And then he walks them out of this. It's the frit. The refrigerator. And it's like the same shot when they come out, but it's in a different place. Like everything's on the wrong side or. Or there will be like a picture frame and it'll be here in one shot. Then the next shot, it's gone. Or a sticker on the wall, and then it'll be gone for no reason. It's like tiny inconsistencies. One of them that was great is Danny's playing on the floor with cars. And they're like, zooming in on him. And then as they go closer to him, the floor pattern is now flipped because they moved him, switched him around, but put the cars in the same spot intentionally to make you feel like you're going fucking crazy. And I feel like that's what this guy is doing. He's doing a lot of inconsistencies. I don't know. They're probably not on purpose. Maybe he's just retarded himself.

[Carl]

Yeah, yeah. Kubrick was a genius. This is Todd Myers we're talking about. But I see where you're going with this. You're trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.

[Top Lobster]

But I'm. Kubrick did it to make you feel disoriented while you're watching this horror film. Or he did Clockwork Orange as well. This. It's riddled with this. Kind of just subliminal things like that to make you feel uneasy and like he's just shaking you. This is what. This is what Tom Myers is doing to me.

[Carl]

Right?

[Top Lobster]

He's just shaking.

[Carl]

You're right. Because I am feeling woozy. Someone in the chat said I've Only listened to one joke so far and I'm already exhausted.

[Top Lobster]

Exactly. That's what I see.

[Carl]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Who said that?

[Carl]

Whoa. Precisely. Can't remember who said that, but, yes, this is. Well, all right, let's play joke number four, because I have to say, props on the word economy on this one. Very rarely do we get a joke like this. Trump tried to suppress Jack Smith's January 6th report because it's likely that he'll be mentioned in it more times than on Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs. And that's how you write a joke, Tom.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Carl]

Didn't end with a preposition. Yeah, as well.

[Top Lobster]

Honestly, one of my least favorite jokes that he stole today, it just.

[Carl]

Yeah, it's not. It's not good.

[Top Lobster]

It's washed. It's. It's not really original. The other stuff, at least he's grasping at originality, but, yeah. Unfortunately doesn't land any of it.

[Carl]

All right, well, I'm glad you're enjoying this political humor, because now we're going to start talking about Mike Johnson, speaker of the House. Mike Johnson says everywhere he goes now, people cheer for him and his fellow Republicans. I think Mike Johnson is confused. Guttural booing and chants of Go fuck yourself aren't cheers. Okay, so that's probably the worst joke he's ever written.

[Top Lobster]

It's mean. The problem is, it's.

[Carl]

No, let's break this down. He goes, yeah, Mike Johnson says that all of a sudden, Republicans are getting cheered everywhere they go. But he's probably mistaking that for booze. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, but it's also like the tag on, like, go fuck yourself.

[Carl]

Like.

[Top Lobster]

Like it's. It's not funny because I can tell that he means it like. Like if he's angry, he's angry, and that's never funny. You have to detach yourself from it. Yeah.

[Carl]

All right, well, here's another Mike Johnson joke. I don't know how this one's gonna go over with you. Mike Johnson looks like a cross between an altar boy and the priest who abused him.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. I appreciate it. I like it. You don't like that one?

[Carl]

Maybe in a roast that you can get away with the quick one like that.

[Top Lobster]

Well, because he just said, go fuck yourself. Right?

[Carl]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then he's. Then he said the altar boy and the priest that abuse him. So it's almost like he's himself. That's where my mind went.

[Carl]

Yeah, right.

[Top Lobster]

I'm don't give.

[Carl]

Seeing the. The imagery in all of this.

[Top Lobster]

Don't give him the credit. It's probably Just like he's. Again, he's just angry. Like, if he wasn't angry, I could be like, this was crafted. He's mad. But that's where my brain went with it.

[Carl]

I want to be a fly in the wall when Tom Myers watches this and he's like, yeah, I am a Kubrick, right? Finding a guy who gets it. This guy gets it.

[Top Lobster]

Give him my number. I'll feed him bullshit all day. It's great.

[Carl]

All right, let's Talk about Mitch McConnell. Mitch McConnell is no longer the leader of the Senate Republicans, but is now the chair of the Senate Ethics Committee, which is ideal because if anyone ever asks him about the possibility of releasing a report on ethics charges of his fellow senators, he can freeze and not answer the question.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, So a guilty pleasure of mine. Gotta admit, watching old people have strokes on stage has been very funny to me.

[Carl]

Mitch McConnell specifically. It's happened twice now. It's fun.

[Top Lobster]

I think it's maybe four times what the latest time, his legs just decided, like, he's walking on stage and his legs said. And they just, like, straightened up and he just.

[Carl]

Very funny, that. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. Okay, good. I wonder what mine's gonna be like. Hopefully it's on this show. Like some clicks, baby. Nobody thumbnails are gonna make pretty sick stroke.

[Top Lobster]

Did you know toad had a seizure? A grand mouth? Yeah, yeah, it was catastrophe. No, no, at his job, which apparently it's catastrophic, but I mean, must have been hilarious.

[Carl]

Speaking of hilarious, here's the next joke. Joke number eight of the monologue, everyone. The new leader of the Senate Republicans is South Dakota Senator John Thune. If you don't know who John thune is, imagine Dr. Frankenstein building a monster and using Ronald Reagan's skin. That one I don't even get.

[Top Lobster]

I don't get it either.

[Carl]

Yeah, I really don't understand what he. What he's going for on that one.

[Top Lobster]

It's just. Just to be mean. Like. Like, we get it. You don't like these people.

[Carl]

It's just. It's just mean. Also, Frankenstein wasn't trying to build a monster. No, it just was a byproduct. Yeah, give the guy some credit. Oh, let's get into some. Some race jokes. Some race humor. Because as we all know, Trump's a pretty big racist. So let's hear this. Donald Trump's new cabinet looks to be mostly white people. Despite the pledges he made to people of color and the support he received from African Americans, Latinos, etc. It's fitting that his black supporters are the first ones he ditched as the second Trump administration promises to be just like a horror movie. Big leap on that one. We thought the tick tock one was confusing.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, Tom, when you watch this, here is where you could have went. So. All right, the rest of the stuff you said in the beginning was just. I'm trying to write it off as like, like a lot of it's propaganda and I'm trying to detach my political mindset.

[Carl]

Right, yeah, let's not, let's not worry about that.

[Top Lobster]

Jokes, jokes. Purely jokes. What you could have done was somehow equate like so horror movie and black people, Black people the first people to be killed in horror movies. You could have done something there that they were killed off immediately, like in the horror movies. But you might have had to like cross a line that would have been, that would have made you look actually racist. And unfortunately you can't do that. So therefore you can't be funny. Very sad.

[Carl]

Sad news. The leap to the horror movie thing. Like he just doesn't know how to connect thoughts. Well, just like.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, it's there though. There's something.

[Carl]

Maybe I wouldn't be able to figure it out either, but. All right, let's talk about Pete Hegseth. Trump has really set the bar low for his cabinet appointments. Imagine if you did half the shit it is. Ryan Seacrest here. There was a recent social media trend.

[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

Yes. And this leads back to his first joke, doesn't it? The joke about the comedians on the. From the right wing perspective, we've been. We've had Clapter for the last four years, or at least like mainstream accepted and pushed Clapter, and it seems like that's what he wants more of.

[Carl]

So, oh, yeah, that's what he's looking for. That's why he has these people on the panel who are sitting there going, yeah, he doesn't deserve that job. That drunk. Yeah, you got that.

[Top Lobster]

It's disgusting.

[Carl]

Well, well done. Well done. So this is. He's still talking about how Pete Hegseth has a drinking problem in this next joke. And I think Tom is stretching the truth about his own lifestyle. Imagine the reality that's going to hit Pete Hegseth when he finally comes to the realization that this job is much harder than being a weekend anchor on Fox. Like, we've all done stupid stuff while drinking. Like woken up with some strange partner next to us in bed, gotten a tattoo. Imagine getting so up that you wake up the next morning and find out that you're in control of the entire United States military. And now, on with the show. Please join me in welcoming Jeff Hyson, Polite Kitty and Jess Feeney. That was his big closer right there. So Tom is never. He doesn't know how to relate to people who go out and get drunk and the next morning have regrets. You know, like when you wake up next to that partner or you get.

[Top Lobster]

A tattoo, like, normal human being things.

[Carl]

You know, Tom has never done either of those things. He's never woken up with a girl in his bed, that's for damn sure. His own cat doesn't like him. Yeah, that's for sure. I guarantee, like, getting drunk and then getting a tattoo that's. You got to make an appointment and they're not open real late sometimes. I mean, that's a difficult thing to pull off, honestly.

[Top Lobster]

I'm looking at your chat now, and they said that the. It's a classic trope of people trying to fix Tom's jokes. Do people constantly do this? I'm sorry.

[Carl]

Yeah, it's. It's hard not to because you hear him tell you joking. You're like, oh, my gosh, that you could have gone in such a better direction with that. Or something. Like, Pat Oats comes on here, does a phenomenal job explaining joke structure and how to actually structure these jokes properly. But you can't teach this guy. He will not learn.

[Top Lobster]

It's nice that he has. It's almost like this thing that he presents you where you can take it and make it good, but it's. It's just bad right now. I like that. It's like a workshop.

[Carl]

Yeah. No, I. I enjoy this aspect of it. We can sit there and go, all right, that's terrible. What if. Tried this or tried something like that? Here's another joke he throws there in the middle of the podcast. I'm convinced that 2025 is going to be a great year, because this may finally be the year when the planet decides to say it and burn itself out of existence. In fact, once the United States has been defeated in World War iii, the final message that all of humanity will hear will be this. I was not ready for that. No, he's just doing a Chinese guy. That just made my. My favorite Tom Myers joke top of the list. It's pretty good.

[Top Lobster]

Does he know Tom? Do you know that that's actually racist? You just put on yellow faces.

[Carl]

That's what's so great about it. I should lay off the Asian. There goes. There goes Saturday Night Live for Todd Myers. Yeah. Oh, wow.

[Top Lobster]

Don't worry, though.

[Carl]

Shane.

[Top Lobster]

Shane's done great after. I'm sure you'll follow his trajectory.

[Carl]

I'm sure he'll do well. Do you know who Earl Skakel is?

[Top Lobster]

No.

[Carl]

Earl Skakel is a comic. He was on TV briefly for these rap battles and things. I got to meet him out in Las Vegas last year at Hackamania. He was one of the the headliners at that show. And he's very much on. Well, not. Not very much. He's been in the orbit of, like, Misery, Love's Company with Kevin Brennan and stuff. And Tom Myers is all in on that world now. Tom Myers is in the chat. Every Chad Zumak show, every Kevin Brennan show. Like any show like that, you see Tom Meyers in the chat. So I guess Tom reached out to Earl and got Earl on his show. And Earl's a good standup comic, so I'm like, great, let's see a real comic on the show. Let's see what he can do. Let's go. It's an honor to be here. It's a great panel, I must say. Tom, you've assembled a good group. Thank you. So, Earl, thank you so much for joining the show. I mean, what are your thoughts on what's been going on so far? Your thoughts on just humanity in general at this point? First off, Horrible question. Not a question at all. What are your thoughts on what's been going on so far and humanity in general?

[Top Lobster]

It's like breathing air, eating.

[Carl]

What do you mean? Yeah, what are we talking about? Like just, hey, Earl, just say anything now. Yeah, broad enough with what's been going on, but humanity, go. All right, let's see what this very funny Rose comic does with that. Well, just the fact that Elon Musk is the. I mean, is J.D. vance even the vice president? I mean, it seems like Musk has more juice than he does. And you know, I voted for Trump in 2020, you know, 2016. I said, let me see how he does first four years.

[Top Lobster]

It is.

[Carl]

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[Carl]

It's like a cool episode of the Apprentice. And. And then I just couldn't vote for him anymore. You know that felony convictions, you know, 36 women accusing him of various things. I mean, they all ain't lying. Good stuff. Earl, thanks so much for coming on and giving us your hot take.

[Top Lobster]

I hate when they do this to stand up comedians. So they like Bill Burr is one of the latest where they're like, Bill Burr, very funny guy. You can make a joke out of anything. Give us your political takes. And then I'm like, stop it, man. Let this mother. Yeah, like you're a chef. And then I ask you to farm. It's. These are different things. Let them be funny. But they do this Hedberg joke. Yeah, right, exactly.

[Carl]

All right, here's the final thought. He likes to give his final thought at the end of the program. But before we go, I like to conclude with this brief final thought. My prediction for the next few years is that it will blow by and will be over before we know it, owing to the fact that people will take so many drugs that it will block out this entire period for many of them. People ask if I'm worried about up harassing, direct messages or even death threats because of some of the things I say on this show. My thought is this. If it gets to the point where at the moment my life is being drained from me, if I have an orgasm when it happens, then at least I will have led a charmed life.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Carl]

Peace out, lots of love, and good day, everybody. What the was that? The biggest mess so far. If it turns out I'm having an orgasm while I'm dying, happy days. What?

[Top Lobster]

His incentive structure is fucked. Like, he doesn't understand what a joke is, and he also doesn't understand what is good or funny. So he just thinks, like, mass. I think he's. I guess he's thinking masturbation coming. That's great. That's funny. Throw that in there with whatever. It's. It's a mess.

[Carl]

Well, also, so you know these people, the sky is falling. Trump is the president again. It's the end of the world. And they're like, well, everyone's just going to be on drugs for the next four years. Probably just forget everything that happened over the next four years. Like, huh? Yeah, Good stuff, Tom. You nailed it. Really related. What drugs, Tom? Yeah, right. Let's talk about that. What are the drugs that we're all going to be doing to get through this? All right, let's get a shift away from politics now. I want to talk to you guys about my buddy Aaron Imholt. Please, please, please, guys. Streamlabs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, Venmo, maybe, you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it. Okay? I've been covering Aaron on this little piggy, and I haven't really talked about him that much on this show. Who are these podcasts? This Little piggy is the show I do Fridays at 4pm Eastern, either on my channel or over on Patrick Melton's channel, sometimes on Tuki's channel. And we've been watching Aaron as he has been suspended from Safe Sport. He's a boxer, Aaron is, and he brags about boxing. And the reason why this all started is because we invited him to come out to Vegas to be part of our shows at Hackamania. And his response is, no, how about I come out there and box five of you in one bout? He goes, george Foreman did it. I can do it, too. I'm gonna take on five of you guys. And he was talking about, we have to get our Safe sport license or USA Boxing things and get all that. And all of us went, all right, sure, let's go. Let's go for it. So then, Aaron, I was like, looking into gyms to try to read out to Try to figure this whole thing out. And lo and behold, someone did something or looked into Aaron and it turned out he didn't have his proper credentials to be a boxing coach. So he applied for it, but they have to do a background check and he currently has a felony looming over him. He's got court coming up in May, just a couple days after hacking mania.

[Top Lobster]

So when you invited him, what were you intending him to do?

[Carl]

So I didn't invite him. Patrick Melton did. And he goes, come on the show with us. We'll just, we'll, you know, all of us are have shows. So we didn't invite him to fight or box or downhill ski. It was just like, we're gonna sit in front of microphones and talk to an audience. That's what all of us do. But he didn't like that idea. He wanted to box us.

[Top Lobster]

So instead he just outed his felony abuse.

[Carl]

Right. So. So what ended up happening is he got his license suspended due to this background check. And that happened a few weeks ago. And he's. Guys, guys, this is nothing. We're going to clear all this up. I just have to give him some references. They'll call some of my friends and they'll get it all figured out. He remember him saying they'll have it by the weekend. That was like on a Thursday. Well, now weeks have gone by. He still hasn't happened. He still hasn't gotten this cleared up. And he's supposed to have a fight coming up on February 22nd with some unknown opponent. They haven't even figured out who the opponent is. And he can't anyway because he's suspended and whatever. So we watched a video on this little piggy. And for some reason they were streaming on social media from Aaron's boxing gym. And his coach Scott, who owns the gym, was going well. Now, thanks to Aaron, we all gotta shape up around here, start doing things by the book. So that means, you know, we have to have certain people here if you're going to be sparring, because if something happens, I'll be responsible as the gym. Like, basically what he was saying was we were kind of bending the rules with USA Boxing or SafeSport or one of these entities. And now they're like, watching them closely because Aaron's being investigated and they have all these people that they're calling to get information about him. And so Aaron kind of like spoiled it forever. Everyone that's. So we watched, we watched that video and we analyze it just like I did now and then watched Aaron come On and go guys. You don't even understand what was going on in that video. He was just trying to get people fired up before practice. This is what he does. This is what Coach Scott is all about. And so he was trying to brush it out as like it was not a big deal at all. But then Aaron wasn't going to the gym anymore. And Aaron's like, well I was sick. And Scott said, stay home if you're sick. Don't worry about it. So people started speculating that Aaron's not allowed at the gym anymore since he hadn't been there and his license is suspended and you're not supposed to be coaching. They have like teenagers and stuff there. So Aaron's big idea was, I know what I'll do. I'll go to the gym and I'll shoot a video that'll stream on social media and then someone will clip it and put it on YouTube and it'll prove all the haters that they're idiots. I'm still boxing at the gym. So this was his big plan and I want to show you how he pulled this off. It starts off we're supposed to believe that this just kind of happened impromptu, that it wasn't pre planned or anything. Coach Scott's just going to walk over and you're going to see Aaron hitting the, the heavy bag. Just not even realizing that this is going to happen in a second. Hey, you know, I just want to introduce somebody that was kind of away from the scene. Hey, hey, who is this guy? Hey, whatever. You see the way he like got three hard shots because he knew the camera was on him but oh, hey, I didn't see you over there. What's going on? Former, former. What do you say? Attendees that have been coming and coaching, participating. Okay, so now Coach Scott because him and Aaron have been talking about this and Aaron tells him like, yeah, the people say that I'm, I'm not coming to the gym and I'm not a coach. And you know, they played that video of you saying that you were upset with me. So now he's working together with Aaron because Aaron has to get everyone involved. Like Aaron has this horrible troll issue going on where he's just non stop getting trolled by everyone and he has to put, he put his wife in front of that for a while, April, who then couldn't take it anymore, left the show, then divorced him. Now he's throwing his coach in front of this for some reason.

[Top Lobster]

Are you guys in? Like, are you guys doing all this?

[Carl]

I'm not doing any of this. I'm just reporting on it. He's reporting out the news here. So Aaron thinks that this video right here is going to upset all of these trolls who were saying that Aaron's no longer going to the gym. You know, isn't America great? Because, you know, you have a choice to do things, good things and bad things, you know, things that people, you know might not like. And, you know, I was kind of missing Aaron. I know. Well, it's a good looks. It's a good looks. It's gotta be. I don't have a man crush on him, but we don't have a matinee idol out here. You know, I kind of missed you on Thursday, you know, but. But, yeah, you've been sick, though, you know, and, you know, I mean, it's cold, but you're here. That is so scripted right there. You know, I missed you on Thursdays, but you were sick, though. That's why you weren't here. Isn't that what we agreed I would say on this? Like, that's not a natural thing.

[Top Lobster]

There's a guy. There's a guy behind the camera just, like, flipping through cards.

[Carl]

Yeah, right. Thursdays, sick. Glad you're back. Missed you. Okay. I'm glad you're here, you know? Yeah, I want him to be here because he's a part of the team in that. So. But. So we definitely went to Scott and went, Scott, you got to help me out here. This video of you ranting about me and upset with me. Everyone's playing on their shows and talking about it. You got to show that we're cool, all right, and everything's good. So he's forcing Scott to do this. I shouldn't say forcing. Maybe Scott was just like, I'll make it right. I don't know. Coach Scott is just kind of looking at his shoes while he's lying here.

[Top Lobster]

Coach Scott doesn't give a fuck about this. He's just like, what do you think realize?

[Carl]

I don't think you realize what he's getting himself into either, but. Well, we'll see. You know, I hope. I hope to see you here more. Is that what's wrong with Thursdays? Thursdays are good. I like Thursdays because, you know, you fit in well with Thursdays, I think.

[Top Lobster]

So.

[Carl]

You're pissing a lot of people off right now.

[Top Lobster]

I am.

[Carl]

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[Carl]

Apply is why Aaron is the dumbest guy. So he just said he, like he thinks he's getting over on everyone. You're pissing a lot of people off by saying that you like me here on Thursday's coaching because they want to think that you don't like me and you're mad at me and I'm not allowed to coach here anymore. All this does. And I'll speak to Aaron directly. I'm sure he watches some clips. Sometimes all he's doing is showing he's completely controlled by his detractors. He is now being forced to get his gym involved and the owner of the gym and their social media. And he's having these conversations about what are we going to talk about in order to get over on my trolls. It's like once you do this, once you go down this road, they will never stop with your personal life. This is going to be. I mean, people are going to talk about his girlfriend slam piece. You know, people have already figured out what her name is. And it's gonna be like, you've shown now how much this bothers you, Aaron. And that's all anyone's gonna try to do from here. Now. I'm not advocating it. I don't think you should with people's personal lives or the gym they work at or you know, whatever their hobby is. That's the other thing too. Aaron thinks he's so cool because he's. Boxing is a hobby. He's not a good boxer. I've seen his matches. He's bad at it. He got TKO in the first round against a teenager. He's not good, doesn't have good technique. But he thinks it's so cool. He's just like, see guys, I do have a hobby. I'm like, yeah, yeah, we all do. We all have hobbies. Yeah, we talked about this because Melton invited him to Vegas because we all do shows, right? That would be the common ground. Yes. He's like, no, I have a hobby. Right? Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Does he have a. Does he have like a large show or is it like.

[Carl]

So he does a thing where he begs. He comes on Monday through Thursday morning, 6am he goes for four to four and a half hours and he begs for 350 each episode. That's his goal. Then he goes back on again at night time on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, begs for another 250 at night time. And then Friday is Rumble Friday, where you give him money to play videos that you send to him. And if you give him more money, he'll play the entire video or I'll bump it up and play it immediately. So he is typically hitting his goals, which is good money.

[Top Lobster]

Does he want to be a co host on a Christian conspiracy show? He could send me his dick. And if it's good enough, we'll swap this baby out. I like this guy.

[Carl]

All right, so there you go, Aaron. You're getting job offers now from Top Lobster. He would. He might be good on that. He definitely has been into Christianity. See? So what happened with him? And I don't want to get into the long story, but he was married to this chick and they were co hosts on the show. And then they started hanging out with Nick Ricada and Nick Ricada's wife, Kayla.

[Top Lobster]

Oh.

[Carl]

And they started wife swapping and doing a bunch of drugs and stuff. And then Aaron decided to stop doing that. And so April stayed with Nick. He lost his wife to. To Nick Ricada. And since then, there's been felonies, there's been a lot of different charges and court cases and. And all sorts of shit that's been going on.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't realize that this was such a tragedy. I'm familiar with what happened with Riketa. I didn't know this.

[Carl]

Yeah, yeah, everyone knows that Ricada thing. So this is the guy, Aaron, that was punked by him. And so he's constantly trying to show that he's cool and masculine and he's winning like this. He's so desperate for a W this week. This video screams of desperation.

[Top Lobster]

I think you're not. You're not using the correct word, Carl. It's not punked, it's cucked. That's what happened there.

[Carl]

He was cucked.

[Top Lobster]

I'm sorry.

[Carl]

Also, we found out Top Lobster, you're not gonna like this. We had Nick on our show, this little piggy, and Tukey asked if Aaron has ever tasted his essence. And it turns out that yes, Aaron did lick up Nick Ricada's. Yeah, but I didn't even like it. So another win for the toe.

[Top Lobster]

Where did he lick it? Where do you lick it from? Very important.

[Carl]

I believe off of April's chest. If I'm not mistaken. I mean, so bad. Aaron denied. Aaron totally denied that this happened. But this is the story that's been told. I believe it. It seems like something that would happen.

[Top Lobster]

This is tragic. This guy's life is tragic.

[Carl]

Do you still want him on your show?

[Top Lobster]

You see, I do, yes. I like. I like the fact that he's like, yeah, so what? This guy. My wife, I boxed, though. Like, he picked up, like, a boxing habit to prove his man. It's. It's really sad, dude. Really sad.

[Carl]

So. So now we're gonna see. The coach is rambling. He doesn't really know what else to say. This is funny, you know? And you know, God, I tell you, it's like. I mean, hey, I mean, I'm kind of on the verge of, you know, maybe, you know, death. And with that attitude, counting the days.

[Top Lobster]

Counting the days. Yeah, I know.

[Carl]

And, you know, I need people to kind of step in and take over. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I. I don't know. Anything special you want me to say or, you know? Well, I guess now's the time to announce I'm buying the gym. How telling is that? Anything special you want me to say? He turns to Aaron after. He's just like, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. Anything you want me to say? Like, yeah, this was all orchestrated by Aaron, obviously. Yeah. No one's fooled by the. I was just punching the heavy bag and you walked over to me. What's up? Oh, I didn't see you there. No one's fooled by that at all.

[Top Lobster]

It did have, like, porno vibes, right? Like, when it kind of. I was like, is he gonna fuck this guy? What are you showing me?

[Carl]

I was thinking more of a Wendy's training video, but, yeah, porn. It reminds me of if you watch. Who Are these Socials? The show I do with Blind Mike, like, woke dad is constantly working on his mugs. He's making those designs on the bottom. And he did a tick tock video recently where he's saying this profound thing and he's, you know, playing with this thing and he's working on it. And then at the end of the video, he shows it. It's done, it's completed. It's like, he didn't just, like, turn on his phone and just like. I'll just say a thing I want to say. He's like, no, I gotta get right to this point. And then I'll act like I'm still tinkering. And then I'll show it. It's like you're not fooling anyone.

[Top Lobster]

I'm actually looking at his show metrics right now, and I can tell a lot by. So these are rumble. So their rumble numbers a little inflated, but he's got less than 4,000 followers, and each of his videos is doing eight to nine, some 10,000 views, which means that, like, people are watching, not necessarily subscribe to you, Aaron. It's not a good look. I don't. You're not.

[Carl]

He's on YouTube also.

[Top Lobster]

He's on YouTube as well. Okay, well, we're gonna have to check this guy.

[Carl]

Last week, he only did rumble because he was kicked off of. He had a suspension from YouTube for a week. Week.

[Top Lobster]

Ah, yeah. One struggle, brother. I. I get it.

[Carl]

Yep. All right, so this is more of in your face as haters. I'm just glad you let me in tonight, seeing as I'm kicked out. Well, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Carl]

I. Wow. I just. Yeah. Holy cats. Hey. I know you forgot. I. I forgot the end. I just like.

[Top Lobster]

I.

[Carl]

Stupid. That's weird. Oh. So again, that's, like, in your face haters. I'm not kicked out of my gym. And you guys thought I was.

[Top Lobster]

It looks like he threatened this old guy, right? Like.

[Carl]

Yeah, I got that too.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. I don't like that. I Googled his name, and it just says, minnesota podcast host Aaron and Holt arrested after live streaming crime. So I'm like, this guy's not a good dude, huh?

[Carl]

No. There's a lot of things I could tell you about this guy, but that crime specifically. So after he had broken up with his wife and no longer dating Nick's wife or whatever they were doing, he was on a show with this guy, Gina Visconte.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah.

[Carl]

And he decided to send a nude pic of Kayla to Gino live on the show. And he goes, your boy didn't do too bad, huh? What do you think about the tattoo on the boob or whatever they said? And so they press charges for revenge porn. Yeah. And that's a felony. Whoops. Whoopsie. And what's crazy is that Aaron didn't take a deal. They actually have a trial date set, which I've unheard of goes to trial anymore for. That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's just stacking Ls.

[Carl]

Well, he's supposed to have this boxing match. He was talking about it for a while February 22nd. His gym is bringing a bunch of people in, or maybe they're doing it at another location, but a bunch of the guys who all box at this gym are gonna be boxing other opponents on February 22nd. And so they start talking about that and listen to Aaron in the background. He's trying to scream something and he keeps repeating it to make sure it gets heard. Oh, that's right. It's next Saturday. We have a home show. We have a home show. There's a hundred. There's 100 people. That's good. Yeah. Next Saturday night, team three. I got a team from Sioux Falls, South Dakota. They got three boxes. Marvel, North Dakota, coming down. What was he doing right there? He walks back to the heavy bag and just starts touching it a little bit. This is my heavy bag. But he was yelling, if SafeSport gets their shit together, whatever he was saying. So he's still suspended. He can't box on February 22nd. And he's going, yeah, but probably by Friday, we'll get it figured out that I'll be right in the ring ready to box. Can't keep his mouth shut. Yeah, it's not going to happen. It's. It's not. Just admit you're not boxing on February 22nd because you're under investigation.

[Top Lobster]

Still, he's also got body language as if he doesn't really want to fight. I don't know if you guys picked that up. He's like, you know, if it's a right.

[Carl]

Watch this again. This is funny. Saturday night, Team three. I got a team from Sioux Falls, Salt Dakota. They got three boxers. Fargo, north, according down, looks like he's gonna give it a hug.

[Top Lobster]

So he's got the leg. That's all he wants.

[Carl]

There's only one who gets me. Heavy bag.

[Top Lobster]

Well, he had the leg thing going on right as he said. He's like, well, if we get it cleared up, the leg thing, that's like a little bit unsure. Then he goes over to the bag to show you that, yeah, I could still. I could punch, you know, I'm. I'm a punch. I was like, he. I don't know, maybe his opponent lined up for that. That fight or whatever is. He know. He knows the guy. He doesn't want to fight this guy. That's just what I'm getting from him. There's.

[Carl]

Yeah, I don't think he's ready. I don't think he's prepared for that. He's got a lot of other worries in his life. Well, so that happened Friday morning. So this clip. Doom put this clip up. And so Friday morning, he's so excited, he comes on his show, this is yesterday, and just immediately is screaming about this major victory. There's probably going to be a lot of people crying and whining today, but that's okay. That's okay. I see. This is what happens when you follow someone's personal life like a stalker. You just get mad. Don't do it. Like, I. I've said it before. I'll say it again. If you don't want to see me smiling, laughing, having a good time, I wouldn't recommend watching my life. If you want to be miserable and you want to be angry, keep doing what you're doing somewhere else, and you'll be better off. So smug and unlikable. When he thinks he's gotten over on the people who don't like him, and usually all the other times, it's crazy to me. I always wonder if he watches this back at all. Like, what would he think if someone's just going through and finding his show for the first time, and he's just on there going, man, I am crushing it. And all these haters are crying right now because they just can't take how amazing I am. Just so good. Must. Must suck to be you guys. I'm killing it over here.

[Top Lobster]

Look at my. Look how much hair I have left on my head, bro. So much better. This, like, at what point do you. Do you consider cutting that all off? Because that's, like. That's getting bad. It's almost to the back of your head, bro.

[Carl]

Yeah, it's. It's not a good look. And he used to have it so he would pull it out. People called it the spider because he would try to, like, cover up the bald spots with the hair. That didn't look good either. He's struggling.

[Top Lobster]

Do you think you can take this guy in a fight? Is that why you guys said, yeah, come down?

[Carl]

No, I definitely don't. I don't box. He boxes on Thursdays. I don't box ever, so I don't think I could take him in a fight. I do think the five of us would beat him.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, at the same time. He's. At the same time?

[Carl]

No, no. He wanted to go three rounds with each of us for three minutes each round. So 15. He was gonna go 15 rounds.

[Top Lobster]

That's crazy.

[Carl]

Against five people now, I wouldn't want to go first, but I'm pretty sure by the third or fourth guy, Aaron's gonna be a little bit winded. Then finally, Ray DeVito just pushes him over. So the Internet is forcing Aaron to get his gym and the gym owner involved in all of this trolling like, he's actively getting them involved in all of this trolling. And he thinks that he's winning. He thinks this is going well. That's a horrible decision that he's made.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. It's the definition of trolling. It's the Andy Kaufman definition, is when you make somebody an unwilling participant in your play, and you're playing in their play, Aaron. But keep going. This is a lot of fun.

[Carl]

He's making it very clear how sensitive he is, especially because of how excited he is. He thinks he got this w. Right. Also a really bad look. Yeah. It's insight into how he thinks. Correct. All right, so this goes on where? And this is something that drives all of us crazy. Top lapses that Aaron will say that he sees things, especially, like, in Discord servers or on Twitter, and he'll say, oh, my gosh, everyone is saying this thing or that thing. But he never shows a screenshot. He never proves it. He just says that that's what's happening. And then we're all just supposed to believe it. Yeah. Patrick says Scott's recording was so cringe. Oh, buddy, I saw. I got sent the Discord clips. Boy, were they triggered into a goddamn forest fire. I will say this. Doom is an honest reporter. Doom clipped the thing. This is why, guys, I told you, don't wrap yourself up in my life. Don't make my life your life. Don't live vicariously through me. If you hate me, if you like me, you'll smile a lot, you'll laugh, you'll have fun. They were triggered into a forest fire. I just. Can you show me one example of someone who was triggered in this Discord server? Can you pick another analogy? I mean, yeah, soon. It's kind of stupid.

[Top Lobster]

It seemed like a cry for help, guys. I feel he was like, please, please, please stop looking into me in my life. It's not going well for me.

[Carl]

Right? He's just like, guys, I mean, I proved that this is a bad decision, so stop doing that. Right? Can you please stop doing that? No, no. You're going to get this way more now. That's the only thing that can happen from this. And then he makes up this shit. Like, this is the thing about Aaron that he thinks we're all stupid and we can't see through what he did. Literally, all I did was exercise and box and do my thing. No. And now, literally, what you did was you got in cahoots with Coach Scott to record a video that you knew a clipper would clip so that we could all watch. And I triggered out of people. I mean, steel toe. It was full blown aids. It was Aaron Imholt derangement syndrome. I mean, can you believe that? All I did was just show up and punch a heavy bag and everyone's upset that I beat them. Who do you think you're fooling with this? We all just saw what happened.

[Top Lobster]

It looks like you extorted an old man to do a.

[Carl]

We all saw Coach Scott go, Is there anything else you want me to say? Literally, he said that. But nope. This is killing everyone. Now this is where Doom has to admit that maybe he's on the wrong side of the history and he's. He's backing the wrong people. Your people that run that discord. Doom. They were saying it is Ryan Seacrest here. There was a recent social media trend.

[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

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[Carl]

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[Top Lobster]

Did he just mute himself?

[Carl]

Oh, no. The clipper who clipped this? Oh, censored takes the F words out.

[Top Lobster]

Gotcha. Because I see him press a button and then the F word is out. Let me ask you a question. Has there. Has there been anybody that has come across your radio? Because it seems like these people like that every Time I come on this show or on stage with you, I'm like, I'm looking at. At people who are tailored for the dabble verse and for what you guys do. Has anybody created a podcast in order to get your attention and sort of done it this way because it almost feels like he's asking for your attention, this guy.

[Carl]

He. Yes, he is. Ever since. So stuttering. John's been on a hiatus since the new year. He's doing cameo stuff. Have a new cameo if we get to it. I also have some really interesting news about John, but. And it seems like Aaron is really pushed to be the new person that everyone focuses on and Opie has to. Opie's been making a fool of himself for the last.

[Top Lobster]

Baiting us. Yes. They're dancing for your pleasure. This is what it feels like.

[Carl]

It's. It's wild that they do this. But again, he goes, yeah. In this Discord server, they were saying nobody clipped the part where Scott was saying nice things like, who said that? What did they say? Even if you don't have the screenshot, let's say he's too stupid to not get a screenshot. Write it down, Read me the username and what they wrote and then the responses to that. Him just saying this tells me that's definitely not true. Because it would. It would. Even if it was remotely true, it's going through the Erin filter, which is going to change everything. Where an L comes out. A W, right? Yes. We just saw him think that he's winning for the week when he's creating a big problem. I think for himself, I hope not. But I think he really is causing some problems for him and his gym. So this is him talking about. So on the show that I do this little piggy that's all about Aaron Imholt and Steel Toe. My co hosts are Patrick Melton and Moody. So he's talking about those two here. All I did was go to the.

[Top Lobster]

Gym and get some exercise.

[Carl]

Oh. Oh. I went to the gym and got some guys. That's why you're mad. You can do it too. One foot in front of the other. You're gonna have to do this really scary thing, though. You're gonna have to open the door and go outside. It's not that bad. There's no sand worms. All your friends on Discord have been lying to you. But that's very dishonest, I gotta say. Pretty dishonest. All right. While he's saying this part right here, and I hate when he acts like he's the only one who goes outside and does stuff. It's so obnoxious. You're not that special, Aaron. But watch how he's staring down at his keyboard and fidgeting with it as. What I think he's doing is lying. All your friends on Discord have been lying to you, but that's very dishonest, I gotta say. Pretty dishonest of the Patrick crowd and all the Moody crowd and all them. Don't clip the nice things they said about Aaron, please. It'll ruin my illusion.

[Top Lobster]

I. I think I know what he's lying about.

[Carl]

It's.

[Top Lobster]

He's lying about. I know these people because I've. I've. Well, I don't. I don't go anymore, but I did boxing for. Since I was 16 or something like that. And then it was in an MMA gym for a really long time. And there's people who come through that are either casuals, but there's also people that come through and stay there for a long time and never really progress, never get better, but they never fuck with the guys that are actually good and doing stuff. There's either people that are competing or people that are really good and take it serious. I know this guy. He's. So when he says he goes to the boxing gym, he goes. But it's. If you. If you go there and you ask his peers about him, they'll. They'll tell you he's not serious. So when he's telling you, oh, go out to the boxing gym. And then he shifts his keyboard, this kind of thing, he's like, I wonder if they know that. Yeah, I'm just around over here. You know what I mean?

[Carl]

Right. And now he's melding the two. His show and the boxing gym. We're seeing other characters at the gym now.

[Top Lobster]

Bad idea.

[Carl]

Well, in these videos, which is a really bad idea, it's only a matter.

[Top Lobster]

Of time before he gets exposed as, like, this guy's not serious here. Like, we don't. Yeah, yeah, they might.

[Carl]

Like, you're right. He's 38 years old. His record is.02, and he was TKO in the first round against a teenager.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you shouldn't be fighting, like, at.

[Carl]

Right.

[Top Lobster]

At that age. It's like, maybe you go and you train and that's cool. Like, a lot of people go and train and they take it serious. You get in shape, but, like, when you start stepping in the ring, it's a whole nother thing, and you start to think things about yourself that are. It's a Dangerous Game, but whatever. We're watching CTE and play right here. It's beautiful.

[Carl]

Yes. And he just said that Moody and Patrick were in the discord, freaking out about this, ruining the illusion that they've created. Patrick, you know, those guys are in Atlantic City last week. Patrick came back earlier this week. Hadn't really done any shows. I was talking to him yesterday. He goes, I haven't been following Aaron this week. I've. You know, life is busy right now, so I wasn't even paying attention. And he's acting like I'm in a discord, freaking out about something. It's like he just makes this up, names Patrick, freaking out about anything. Oh, no. It's not in his nature to be like, he's everything off. I can't believe it, Moody. So. Oh, this is where Aaron just is so punchable. All right. That's all I want to do. I don't want to be braggy guy or anything like that. I already set these people off. They're insane. They're talking about going out. We have to go after Scott. We have to go after his gym. You can't do. Oh, stop it. Why would you. Lost. Lose like a man. Grow up, kiddo. Don't make me be your daddy again. Win like a man. Lose like a man. This is God telling you, do something else. Be more productive. Don't be so sad. He's literally picking a fight with hundreds, if not thousands of people. People. And he's putting his gym in front of him. Why would he do that? That's. If I was Scott, I'd be furious about. This is wrong with this guy.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just thinking about how he got hooked up with Rada and how Rada eventually, like, swindled into. Into his wife. And it's like, he's a. Yeah, he's a mark. You're a clear mark, dude.

[Carl]

Yes, he is a mark. Look at this guy. Look at this goober. That right there is a mark for sure.

[Top Lobster]

That's the face of a guy who'll let you fuck his wife for sure.

[Carl]

Yeah, well, can I fuck your wife?

[Top Lobster]

Like, nah, bro. You can lick this up, though. That's so mean. I'm sorry.

[Carl]

Tits when I'm done with them. So he. He literally just said, you guys can't do anything to the gym, and then he doubles down on that. Poor Scott. Can't believe you brought him into this. These aren't 13 year old boys. These are allegedly grown men. They're. Scott asked for this. You brought him into. Brought him into what? You guys send in a couple emails and phone calls. Guys, you've done your worst. You've unloaded the mag and we went like this back to work. And I know I. Look, man, you can admit defeat now or you can just go. You brought him into the chair and each fair game. He asked for it. Did he? You started the whole thing. You started the whole thing and now you're asked for it. You don't understand because you stay in an echo chamber. This sounds like a tantrum. Do we need to put you in the corner again? The. The thing that Aaron does, it's so obnoxious, is he sits there and he does an impression of the people he doesn't like and he goes, you sound like an idiot. It's like, no, that was you, Aaron. You were the one just doing that, you moron.

[Top Lobster]

One day somebody's gonna do like a full psychological breakdown, not just on Aaron, but on the fact that I think where we went wrong maybe. Sure. The technology of like microphones are recording at home, or even Sirius Radio of people broadcasting solo to themselves or to a perceived audience. America will look back after many years and go, this is where we went wrong in society. Because we're getting like unfiltered thoughts from somebody who probably wasn't insane before, but has made decision after decision after decision that got him right to where I'm watching him now and I'm keenly aware this could be me as well as I've decided to do this somewhat for a living. It's. It's alarming, disturbing, but I think we should really watch ourselves as Americans.

[Carl]

Well, yeah, you wouldn't make so many bad decisions like Aaron is doing. And he just said, guys, I didn't start this. You guys started this. It's like, no, no. You challenged all of us to a boxing match. That's how all of this started. No one gave a shit. He used to talk about, he went to the gym, boxing, whatever, who cares? No one cared about that shit. You wanted to fight all of us and prove how tough you were. So this is a review that already came in for the gym. Oh, no, it says new to the area. I stopped by a few weeks ago with my buddies Gino and Nick on a Thursday just to check it out. It's a solid gym that we are thinking about joining. The owner, Scott, seemed to be fired up. He was yelling at his middle aged, balding and extremely out of shape guy for being suspended from the boxing gym. Supposedly he was kicked out for beating up multiple women. The Chubby guy kept insisting that onions were the reason. I don't know why a vegetable would have anything to do with it. But I digress. My goal is to join the gym after my toe heels. So I mean this is the kind of that's whatever. I don't even know what the gym is. I, I wouldn't encourage people to give reviews and things like that. But this is what he's inviting and he's literally asking for it. He's like oh, you guys have already done your worst. What else can you possibly do? It's like why would you say that? Don't say that. It's just like to the Internet some.

[Top Lobster]

60 year old retired cop whose dream it was to get a gym and open it up and just train a couple of boxers that might have some sort of success and now he's tied up in some online dabble verse scandal. It's hilarious.

[Carl]

And you know, this is what Aaron does to people where and I'm guarantee you because I've seen the videos of Aaron saying I never should have gotten April into this. I didn't realize I can handle it. But she couldn't. We're going to see fast forward a few months with him going. Yeah, I never should have gotten Scott involved in all of this. And I, I, it's my fault for thinking it was not a big deal. He's gonna regret this.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, maybe there. Listen, if I could reach out to the dabble verse of the people that listen to this, maybe there's a way to continue to on Aaron but rehabilitate Scott. Help him out, man. There's got to be a way to make his gym succeed in spite of because I don't think he has an idea of what this guy is really doing in the severity of like the online world. This guy, he probably has a flip phone still. I feel for him.

[Carl]

Right. Yeah. No, I, he definitely does not know know what Aaron is doing to him or else he'd be pretty pissed off. But we'll see what happens with that. We'll keep an eye on it. I don't like to talk about Seal 2 on this show all that often but I just thought that that was such an important moment in the steel toe arc. We're gonna be talking about this one for a while because we're gonna see the domino effect from him getting his gym involved and getting his personal life involved and then telling the haters, yeah, good luck trying to go after me with my personal life. I see what happens. I totally crush you guys. It's like, oh, Jesus.

[Top Lobster]

Another quick question. What does it. Does this guy have another job? 6 to 10am is a long time in the middle of the day almost.

[Carl]

No, his job is podcasting.

[Top Lobster]

This is rough. This is a rough one. Okay. All right. I'm a fan. I'm a fan, Aaron.

[Carl]

All right. Yeah. You might get a job offer from Top at a certain point. So I'm going to make a decision right here because we're almost two hours into the show. Wow. And I have a whole. That reality show section. I'm gonna save it for Wednesday. Okay. Because it's totally evergreen. It's. It's fantastic. It's the episode after the one that we recently reviewed. So it's from September of 2023. So I'm gonna. I'm gonna save that. I want to bring Cardiff on the show. What's up, Cardiff?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, what's up, man?

[Carl]

Top Lobster.

[Top Lobster]

What's happening? Nothing much. Good to see you again. I love. In potato form this time. I love it.

[Carl]

I look a little different, don't.

[Top Lobster]

I'm kind of the same, actually. It's like a. When. When an owner buys a dog that looks like him, it's kind of.

[Carl]

That's insulting. All right, let's talk about Suttering Jad real quick.

[Top Lobster]

Can I get a little sympathy because.

[Carl]

I got a bloody ass?

[Top Lobster]

I'm bleeding generously because I got a bloody ass.

[Carl]

So Art Vandelay on X sent this to me. He got another Stuttering John cameo. Now, Top, what happened with John was he decided to quit the dabble verse. He was doing shows every day all the way up to December 31st. I did a couple shows. We got really drunk and stayed on for four or five hours, taking super chats and stuff, and then said, I'm done. I'm all done. I'm not doing the show anymore. Now he's come back one time, well, twice since then, to do some YouTube shows because he thought he had some interesting content, but he hasn't really done anything, but he went on Cameo. And so he thought he was gonna make his money on Cameo because he was reading, like, two dollar and five dollar insults for a living. He's like, what if I start reading $50 insults? That would, you know, 10x my income if I did that? And so he did Cameo for a while. It was 50 bucks, and then it was 40 bucks, and then he was off. Now he's back, and now it's 56 bucks because it's $70. But 20% off. Carl. Yeah, he keeps playing with These numbers and percentages trying to figure out what the right about is going out of business sale.

[Top Lobster]

Will he say anything?

[Carl]

Well, okay, I'm going to show you an example. This one is a new one that came and I saw that you guys covered this on BE Dabbling live this morning. I thought I had an exclusive, but I guess from your inbox. Yeah, I guess so. But this is the latest cameo from our buddy, Stuttering John. Hey, Dee, how are you? This is the world famous Stuttering John Melendez in my New York gear. I got my Giants football hat and I got my Yankees the muscle tee. Okay, so here's Carl in his green hoodie. Yeah, I know his green hoodie. He points out the stuff that we can all observe and he has. He. He shows up with nothing. Hello, it is Ryan.

[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

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[Carl]

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[Carl]

I. I heard El Haribo talking about it this morning. He used to do cameo or still does, baby. And he would say like, yeah, if he started out and it's. It sucked. He would stop and start over again.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, this is live.

[Carl]

Yeah, right. It's not live. You could just like, oh, that didn't go very well. Didn't even know what I was talking about. Maybe I should start this over. But no, John does not have that thought. Also I want to point out because I mean you, you live in Florida. Top. I have a house down in Florida. These guys who have to show you they're from New York, like with head to toe, like, I'm like, okay, we got it. You're from New York.

[Top Lobster]

I'm embarrassed that I'm from New York and Florida people, obviously my accent, they're like, you're from New York. I'm like, sorry, I'm not right.

[Carl]

Yeah, yeah. Like you live there now. John D. You don't have to do that. But okay. I'm glad that you're a huge fan and I'm glad you're a fan of the Stern show as. As your dad is. And this is from Arthur for Valentine's Day. Well, this says his name is Art. So the other thing that John does, like, you've used cameo before, Top. You're familiar with it?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Carl]

You get not a lot of characters, maybe 100 characters or something to put in a. Hey, can you send a message to so and so. It's our anniversary. He's really into this or that. You know, you just throw some bullet points together so that the guy has something to talk about. John just goes, so I see that you're a fan of me and you're a fan of the Howard Stern show, and he just, like, reads what the person wrote to him instead of turning that into the content that he's giving back to it. Yeah. Okay. I love that you liked when I did my crying routine at the. At the. At the Virgin Mary house. I love that you liked.

[Top Lobster]

Did he. He filmed this in a wind tunnel.

[Carl]

Yeah, Right. He's got the air conditioning probably blasting in his car. No, it's a 2012 Mercedes C Class. So this is hilarious, because the people who are trolling him will try to boost him up, be like, dude, when you did that bit on the Howard Stern show, man, that was so good. And so John falls for it. And watch. He acts it out again as if, like. Of course he does. As if you're just like, oh, I just wish you could recreate that magic. So check this out. Anyway, that was it. Remember that band did Howard Sir? I pretended to cry a little. Something like this. I would have even if. Fog up your window and draw the Mary in your window. Do something just to replicate the moment. Didn't he have lines? I remember that bit. Didn't he have lines and stuff? He did more than just cry. I don't remember. I remember more of them outside, you know, the. The live remote of that event. But again, it was 26 years ago. It was more than that, probably. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I wonder what the guy that walked behind him was thinking. Did he see that guy? He looked in the car. He's like, what the. Is going, whatever.

[Carl]

Oh, drunk handicap spot. No, you belong. That was a good bit. I know you love the Channel 9 show, and I love doing that show. It was a lot of fun and brilliant insight. He liked that one bit you did, and he liked the Channel 9 show. I know you like that bit. I did. I know you like the Channel 9 show. You like me. I like me. Well, Bar seems like a good guy. Hopefully one day you and him will become husband and wife, as they say nowadays. Nowadays, Nowadays, Nowadays they say husband and wife. What do they used to say? What is he talking about? He really has nothing. Panel nine show. And I love doing that show. It was a lot of fun and, well, ours seems like a good guy. Hopefully one day you and him will become husband and wife, as they say nowadays. Anyway, enjoy yourself. Have a great Valentine's Day. What I just realized for a second in his head, he was like, am I misgendering? Dee Dee is Dee. And he just had like a. He had a mini stroke. Yes. Maybe. I can't say how. Oh, well, go for it, John. Yeah, you're right. He was trying to think of what's the gender neutral terminology? And he.

[Top Lobster]

Partner and partner.

[Carl]

John. Hey, and if I'm ever performing in your area, VIP tickets on me. All right, this is stuttering John saying, I love John's promises for VIP tickets for anyone when he's performing in their area. Someone should take him up on that. It's such a. He's never performing anyone's area. It's such an empty thing. I want everyone who sent them a cameo request to send them. Send them a note now. Book a black box. Yeah, I know my buddy Earl. David Reid's planning on going to that show. So you do have a black friend. That's true. I was making a joke before the black box. No, he doesn't. He's one of the good ones. But. So he's going to that show and I should really tell him to just tell John he gave him a cameo once because John's not gonna know he's not doing it.

[Top Lobster]

That's what I mean.

[Carl]

He doesn't have an accounting anyone could cash in on. Yeah, right, exactly. Get VIP tickets for it. Oh, imagine the panic. Be great. I only sold 14. I can't give up two. All right, I have some breaking news. I got a note from Ricky Melton. Ricky Melton is the stand up comic that put John on the St. Pete's Stand Up show that we reviewed on. On this show. We did a bunch of it with Adam Bush this past Wednesday. Of course, Uncle Rico show broke down the entire stand up set that John did. It's mostly the old stuff he was doing, but then there was also a whole new chunk that was straight out of his book that he just almost, word for word, took pages from his book and made a part of his stand up routine. But Ricky Melton is the guy who put him on and gave him the Chance to guest spot because John was canceled from the charity show he was supposed to be hosting because too many people called up and complained about him being a part of the charity show.

[Top Lobster]

Oh no.

[Carl]

Chad's who I took credit for it. Yes. So Ricky Melton, who might come on the WTP this Wednesday, but he sent me this note. He told me I could read it. So this is fascinating. I'm the guy who opened for. I'm the guy John opened for in St. Pete. I'm a big fan of your show and embarrassed to admit, a huge fan of the dabble verse. I thought I would share a few things about the St. Petersburg show from my perspective in case you were interested in an unbiased view. John was actually a super nice guy. He showed up on time, performed as agreed upon, etc. Etc. One of the opening acts was a hefty gal and the chairs were less stellar. Just as I was getting on stage, her chair broke and she fell down. Everyone in the place, including myself, laughed at her. John was the only gentleman who genuinely concerned, went over to her and helped her up. So John getting some points right there for being a good guy. He says although attendance was low, which is why I booked John in the first place. Try to generate more interest or maybe in hopes that trolls would actually get the gig canceled. So I wanted to get out of was not 11 people. It was actually 43. I know that's not killing it by any means, but that's on me, not on John. He says, I offered to pay John. I offered to pay John's for John's beers and he surprisingly refused. He said he had them covered. Okay, so these are all good things about John. Now let's get into some of the stuff that is a little more interesting. But hold on.

[Top Lobster]

Is.

[Carl]

Is Ricky Melton kind of doing. You ever watch the Producers? Yes. Is he like getting his gigs? He's trying to sabotage his own show if it's canceled. Well, he said he I. I'll read it later. But he booked shows all over and he's trying to make a living doing comedy. And this is one of his worst shows. He usually does better than this, but he said this place was a dump. So I think that's why he doesn't mind that I read this. He doesn't care about ever going back again. He says John drank, I'm going to say about 20 beers in the two hours he was there. That's his main problem. Not that his act is groundbreaking by any means, but he could get away with the Jokes. If he would be sober during his set, it would improve his timing. Etc. And although the old. The jokes are old, the audience would at least have a good time. The sneeze. Now, we played this on the most recent WTP where we heard John go up. I'm going to sneeze. And then he sneezes and the audience, whoa. Like, there was a reaction from people. And we've seen John sneeze on his show before. We know what happens when things are flying out of his face. The sneeze was worse than you could even imagine. Being outside and dark all around. The stage lit up. You could see every one of the million or so snot particles fly through the. Fly through the air as people looked on in horror. I still have nightmares about it. How is it on video of this? That's amazing. I know.

[Top Lobster]

It's like a. Like Sea World.

[Carl]

Yeah, it's like a Gallagher concert.

[Top Lobster]

Splash Zone.

[Carl]

The venue is called if I Brewed. The World was a real dump. Maybe the worst place I've ever been. Every chair in the joint was flimsy. The stage was a shaky plywood. There were no stairs to get up and on. Up and down on the stage. Not a good show. Adding John to the show sold exactly one ticket. I'm assuming that was the guy who recorded the show more than I thought. Once people realized who he was, they were excited to meet him. But he's no longer very marketable to regular crowds, as far as I can tell. Down. John is a little crazy in the sense that he was telling everyone about how Chad put a sign on his door. Tapio. Chad Zumak is.

[Top Lobster]

I've heard the name. Yeah.

[Carl]

Okay. He's another Florida comedian and he went to John's house while John was in St. Pete's Johnson, Cape Coral. John was in St. Pete's and he put a sign on his door. What? What did the sign say? Cardiff. Do you remember boy who has one? Whose son has a. Yeah, John. John is a trans son.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Carl]

So Chad put aside about. Because Jack calls everyone a boy. So Chad put aside about how your. Your son has a seed. You got a. But anyway, about that.

[Top Lobster]

He has a trans son. That's so sad, dude. Yeah, him and Elon Musk.

[Carl]

We all feel bad for the sun. Yes. Yeah. Nobody, I mean, nobody had a clue who Chad was or what the dabble verse was. We were all, hello, it is Ryan. And we could all use an extra.

[Top Lobster]

Bright spot in our day, couldn't we? Just to make up for things like sitting in traffic. Doing the dishes, counting your steps. You know, all the mundane stuff. That is why I'm such a big.

[Carl]

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[Carl]

We're prohibited by law. 21/ Terms and conditions apply. These were all victims. They're all. I'm sorry. These were all civilians excited to meet a celebrity. But although John was nice to them, he blew the opportunity to connect because he only had one thing on his mind, and that was making sure everyone sided with him over this mysterious Chad. That is so jet. I could see him just talking to people. Just like, you got it. You got. They put. He put a sign. You got to see the sign he put on my. So you. We're on the Howard Stern show, right? You got. You. You know, Artie. You get to meet Artie. You know, it's like, why are you talking about Chad Zubak to these people? The show started at 8pm I wasn't confident John would show up. I was excited to meet slash observe him, but ultimately I didn't care if he did or didn't. At about 7:15, I received a call from him saying, where are you, you? I told him I was at the venue and he said he was too. It's a very small place and no patrons were there yet. So I told him he was, in fact, not at the venue. He said, I'm at Three Daughters Brewing. I responded by telling him that I've never heard of that place. The correct name of the venue is if I Brewed the World as I previously texted him and sent the address. He accused me of trolling him until I got to the bottom of it. Figured out $3 was a place down the street. I walked down to retrieve him and bring him back. How does somebody make a mistake like this? This is the thing. He's gone to the wrong city for his own therapist. Yes. How is that possible? Guy sends you the name and the address, you just go to a different place and then complain that no one's there. It's so weird. He says opening acts are important. Out of the 43 original patrons, only about 20 remained by the time I hit the stage. Some performers can kill a room, especially when they spray the eyes with germs during their sets. So it sounds like John walked a number of people during this set. Anyway, I Don't want to ramble. I just want to let you know that there were 43, not 11. We accused every 11 people at the show. I think it's that annoyed him a little bit. I enjoy the show very much, although I'm not sure how interesting I would be as a guest. I'd always be welcome at the opportunity at any time. I have a few good arty stories about my time on the road with him and even a screech story or two. So I will. I'll get in touch with Ricky Melton and I appreciate him sending this in to explain how this all went down. So even when John got a gig, it was from a guy who's a fan of the dabble verse. I just wanted to observe the guy. It's incredible.

[Top Lobster]

And we've always said if you embraced.

[Carl]

It the right way, you could probably make some money from it for sure. All right, we have a game to play. Top. I'm gonna. I'm gonna let you go after this. But first we have to play there's a brand new game that Cardiff has put together for us that is sweeping the nation. It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show, Two Minutes with Tom, brought to you by Hackamania.com promo code. Come stay tuned to the end of this episode to watch a special 18 minute version of our super viral band super bowl commercial. I also found out that Jenny is a.

[Top Lobster]

So, you know, maybe Steve's heart got broken.

[Carl]

You know, also when I'm driving listening to the radio, I like listening to bluegrass music.

[Top Lobster]

I do a lot of it's really.

[Carl]

Good, but a lot of it just gets too hokey.

[Top Lobster]

Like it's.

[Carl]

The subjects are just absolutely basic. Like I was listening to this one bluegrass station and this singer went on and he went, well, my wife ran off and left me. Yee ha. And the kids all ran away from home and dog ran down to the crick and drowned himself. And I don't know why. Probably because you wouldn't give up your singing career there, goober. Let the. Let the singers from oh brother where art thou do their thing and leave.

[Top Lobster]

Me in audio piece. Okay?

[Carl]

But I actually do like that kind of music. But what I like is that was a real Dennis Millerism right there. You got that. Well, that was a wild one. I've never seen him do anything like that before the ops.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Carl]

But I actually do like that kind of music. What I like is I've been in the airport in Nashville before and the announcements that they do over The PA System, they actually have country and western singers, like renowned country and western singers, record the audio drops for them. It's like, welcome to Nashville Airport. And if you see a suspicious package, please notify any security official. It's like. You hear that? Okay. It's charming. But, you know, if your flight's delayed, you have to listen to that for a few hours. It gets really uneasy. Like, you're supposed to hear them. Like.

[Top Lobster]

Like, it's like the next thing they're.

[Carl]

Gonna say is, what did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, if you're an Arab terrorist, get the hell out of this airport. B, please note that all terrorists will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Next, if you see someone with an alarm clock with a bunch of wires sticking out of it, say something. Four, remember, folks, if you're brown, we pat down. If you're white, you're all right. And lastly, please let us know if you have any explosives in your check bags. It will make our jobs easier. Two minutes. Okay? I gotta say, if it's number four, I gotta give credit to Tom. That would actually be pretty funny.

[Top Lobster]

That's the only funny one, so it's not that.

[Carl]

Yeah. And number three's not bad, too. Actually, I'm gonna go with lastly. Let us know if you have explosives in your checked bags. Makes our job easier. Top, what do you think, buddy?

[Top Lobster]

I think if you're in.

[Carl]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I think one, if you're an Arab terrorist, get the hell out of this airport. I think that because. So he's being overly descriptive. If you're an Arab terrorist, there's, like, a weird rejoinder there. That's not necessary. Get the hell he does out of this airport. Very overly descriptive. It's something he would do. It doesn't really make sense. So I'm gonna go one. Yeah.

[Carl]

Producer Chris, what do you think? I'm going next? You are going next.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, let me just say, I love the list of the 1B next for lastly. Perfect.

[Carl]

Very confusing. A stuttering John thing. It's like, welcome to Nashville Airport. And if you see a suspicious package, please notify any security official. It's like. You hear that? Okay. It's charming. But, you know, if your flight's delayed, you have to listen to that for a few hours. It gets really uneasy. Like, you're supposed to hear them. Like.

[Top Lobster]

Like, it's like the next thing they're.

[Carl]

Gonna say is, and if you're an Arab terrorist, get the hell out of this airport.

[Top Lobster]

See?

[Carl]

Holy. Well done.

[Top Lobster]

I am but no, I'm really. I'm really digging the band Mimi Loco.

[Carl]

And I love the. I love the. The drummer. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are hacky enough to play two minutes with Tom. Still haven't figured this out. Hackmedia.com promo code. Come.

[Top Lobster]

Sit, Eugene.

[Carl]

Sit. Good do.

[Top Lobster]

What does this mean about me?

[Carl]

I know. Congratulations, Top Lobster with the big victory today. That rookie. That rookie. Yeah. A couple people in the chat also had number one, so your analysis was spot on, dude. Once you said that, you go, yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like I know the guy. Like we've. I've listened to him a handful of times maybe, but I understand how his brain works, so.

[Carl]

Or doesn't work in this manner. Right.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Carl]

Cardiff, how is Eugene doing? Fantastic. Loving the snow. Oh, good. Okay. It's taller than him right now. Yeah, he. The move to Canada is working out well for your dog. Hey. Loves it. Okay. Free dog health care here. Cardiff moved to Canada when Trump was elected.

[Top Lobster]

Really?

[Carl]

Yes. Yes.

[Top Lobster]

Well, it seems like they're going to suck you back in anyway, so.

[Carl]

Yeah, it's timing on my part. It would have been a lot less paperwork if you just would have waited a few months. Oh, well. Well, Top, thanks again for coming on the show, man. I really appreciate it. I always love when you're on.

[Top Lobster]

Absolutely. Thank you for. Thanks for having me, man.

[Carl]

Fantastic job. I know you. You do merch, you host some podcasts. Please work people find you. What should they be looking for?

[Top Lobster]

Sure. Top Lobster on Twitter if you appreciate some of my shit posting work. Toplapsa.com if you're looking for racist T shirts. But I, I do host other podcasts on there and it's a like a legitimate business. Don't sell the IRS and tower gang if you like other kind of comedy. Nephilim death Squad, if you're into more serious conversations about the Nephilim Carl and yeah, and of course, timeline cleanse. I'm not on it, but go ahead and. And have my co host talk about if you want to. Thanks for. Thanks for hosting me again.

[Carl]

Yeah, buddy. Thanks so much for coming on. We'll talk to you again soon.

[Top Lobster]

Absolutely. Bye, guys. Nice to talk to you again, Cardiff.

[Carl]

Bye, Top Lobster. Good gear.

[Top Lobster]

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[Carl]

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