Trump Predictions, Flat Earth, Rigged World Cup & Aliens from Arcturus | Neph 2 America

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad (Neph 2 America #2, July 24, 2026)

Episode: Trump Predictions, Flat Earth, Rigged World Cup & Aliens from Arcturus
Hosted by: David L Corbo & Top Lobsta
Guest Co-host: Matthew Hepner
Tone: Christian comedy, irreverent, candid, conspiratorial

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Episode Overview

In this episode of Neph 2 America, David L Corbo, Top Lobsta, and guest Matthew Hepner deliver a wild, often hilarious, and very candid two-hour-plus journey through Christian prophecy, flat earth debates, viral conspiracy culture, aliens, and spiritual deception. The conversation threads together humor, pop theology, cultural critique, and deep skepticism about the mainstream narrative—and plenty of inside jokes and community banter. The crew also vents about church grifts, “prophetic” influencers, and their ongoing beefs with debate-hungry Orthodox Christians, all framed by their mission to re-explore biblical supernatural worldviews.

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Main Topics & Discussion Highlights

1. Podcast Community Banter & Event Updates

[02:16–05:23]

• The hosts joke about camera quality, lighting, and monetizing their own fanbase (“monetizing our own fans?” – Top Lobsta, 03:15).
• Plug for their Patreon and access to VIP-only Bible studies and their new in-person event "Brohemian Grove" in Wildwood, Florida.
• The elusive Timothy Albarino Costume Competition is joked about (no volunteers yet):

  "If you guys want that to happen, we’re gonna need contestants to judge." (David, 04:48)

• The show's “for the pores” (poor) stance and playful jabs at their audience's financial status.

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2. The Modern Prophecy Industrial Complex

[08:37–21:10]

• They react to “Trump Prophecy Guy” Brandon Biggs, who previously predicted Trump would receive a head wound but survive, now claiming a demonic alien mothership is coming and will fly over the Vatican.

  “Brandon Biggs has another prophecy about a huge mothership that's coming.” (David, 08:20)

• Discussion about spiritual gifts vs. grifts:
  • Matt distinguishes between prophecy as “fortune-telling” and genuine biblical precedent; says real prophecy isn't always spectacular, and often associated with humility.
  • Sincere frustration with televangelists/grifters who profit off spiritual gifts:

    “If I had the gift to heal...you don’t think I’d be in every hospital in America?” (Matt, 16:19)

• The tension between biblical gifts and fakery:

  “I think the gifts of the spirit are obviously still alive, and that’s why they’re being counterfeited.” (David, 17:00)

• Long aside about tent revivals, healing “scams”, and those who charge for prayers.
• Satirical comparison of YouTube grifters to biblical prophets (Elijah never got a thousand gems via livestream).

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3. Fake Alien Disclosure & Spiritual Psyops

[23:20–27:50]

• The group discusses the prophecy of a “big ship” crossing the oceans, a current hot topic in UFO/alien disclosure buzz.
• They mock the mainstream coverage (and the people who try to make “UFOs at 200mph underwater” sound boring).

  “Their ability to make something so interesting be so boring is a crime.” (David, 29:08)

• Conspiratorial speculation that these narratives are used to drive attention, stir hysteria, or manipulate populations.

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4. Flat Earth, Biblical Cosmology & Debate Culture

[34:44–39:42, 49:04–59:36]

• Flat earth comes up thanks to a viral Jim Breuer bit and pilot interviews.
• Jim Breuer quoted:

  “If we’re spinning on a globe...how does forest fire smoke just hover in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania for days?” ([35:13])

• Hosts admit many fans want them to “go full flat.”
• They unpack the culture war around flat earth debates, noting it’s almost as divisive as the debate over Jews.

  “Unlike the flat earth, the Jews don’t want us in them. They want us out. Flat earthers want us inside them so bad.” (David, 37:15)

• Discourses about gravity, density, electromagnetism, and buoyancy as alternative frameworks for why things fall. They openly admit skepticism toward everything—“I don't even believe in gravity. I think density is much more whatever.” (David, 55:57).
• Debate over biblical evidence for flat vs. globe earth is deferred, but the door is left open to a future full flat earth episode.
• They roast the “Orthodox debate bros” for rigid, pious online debate tactics, coining the now legendary phrase (with community input):

  “Debate rape. They’re trying to debate rape you.” (Top Lobsta, 61:18)

• Orthodox debate pattern: rope people in with “explain yourself” and endless Socratic sparring, leading to community jokes about “contextual offenders” and “vain repetition.”

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5. Alien Lore Shapeshifting & Spiritual Deception

[73:17–78:44]

• Segment on a 1988 talk show guest claiming (in full pleiadian/Nordic style) to be an alien from Arcturus, warning of “financial disaster and storms.”

  “...the alien narrative is always changing...the blonde haired, blue eyed, white skinned, tall—that doesn’t change. But where they’re from is constantly changing...” (David, 75:02)

• Hosts point out the moveable goalposts in UFO/new age lore: one decade it’s the Pleiades, the next Sirius, then Arcturus.
• They stress the importance of spiritual discernment and how apocalyptic/alien narratives appeal to those “on a quest for spiritual moral values.”

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6. Community Interactions, Super Chat Q&A Storm & Running Jokes

[117:16–125:00+]

• The NDS chat explodes thanks to a live super chat goal (20 required), leading to the hosts reading (often humorously and at length) every donation, gem, sticker, and question (mostly during [116:00–140:00]).
• Jokes about “how many people died in the Holocaust” (satirical, irreverent, not denying, but poking fun at historical mythmaking and censorship).
• Ongoing play with chat memes (“dingleberries,” “turtle funeral fund,” “party hat,” “don’t debate rape me, bro”).
• Ongoing inside jokes about biblical prophecy, Orthodox church converts, and (ironically) accusations of racism or offensive speech.

  “I think it will get exponentially less racist, but perceived as being more racist.” (Top Lobsta, 126:55)

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7. Signature NDS Tangents: Comedy, Domestic Anecdotes, “Messages from Mom” & Street Philosophy

[39:34, 80:29–97:59]

• Extended story where Top Lobsta’s wife accidentally runs over a turtle, leading to 10+ minutes of comedy, guilt, and analysis of “female drivers” and city-vs-country driving skills ([39:34–47:22]).
• “Messages from Mom” segment, in which they play and ridicule viral TikToks and “fear porn” Christian prophecy (Joe Rogan stylings, Indian news, “fallen angels found beneath Euphrates,” albino animals as omen, etc.).

  “I just come here to be afraid.” (David, 84:02)

• Recurring theme: the absurdity of online prophecy, TikTok activism, and clickbait anxiety.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On church grifters and TV prophets:

“So what are we saying? You have this incredibly supernatural gift...and you’re on TV begging for money with it?” (Matt, 15:26)

On fake prophecy & alien narratives:

“If there was a time to fake prophesy about aliens, it’s right now.” (David, 19:58)

On online debate culture:

“What it is...it’s like a weak-handed approach at...if someone was trying to rape you, but wasn’t very strong...they’re trying to rape you, sneaky style, but they couldn’t get hard. And you’re like, is this what’s happening?” (Top Lobsta, 60:21)

On “protected classes” in culture & the church:

“It’s the same exact thing. To do it to any people group, to give them a pass and say that you can’t criticize them...No, everybody...” (David, 113:32)

On prophecies about Trump and aliens:

“...He was gonna sustain a headwound, but survive and be on fire for the Lord...now he’s saying there’s gonna be a huge ship crossing the ocean, flying over the Vatican and Mayan temples—Lord, are there two of these? No, he says, just one...” (David paraphrasing Brandon Biggs, 08:38)

On flat earth divisiveness:

“Flat earth is number two [in divisiveness]. It’s definitely behind the Jews.” (Matt, 37:06)

On influencer grift:

“Imagine Elijah just talking like that...hey, we got a thousand gems!” (Matt, sarcastic riff, 18:35–18:43)

On running over the turtle:

“There’s a local chocolate place...I’m driving my kid to chocolate punishment...a car just drives straight into a turtle, shreds this turtle, dude.” (David, 39:34–39:48)

On “debate rape”:

“...we coined the term ‘debate rape’. Like they’re trying to...debate rape you” (Top Lobsta, 61:18)

On “dingleberries” and deodorant:

“Do you get dingleberries in your deodorant? Honestly, depends on the deodorant...” (discussion, ~67:10)

On whether to go deeper into Flat Earth or Orthodoxy camps:

“If you had to be inside Orthodoxy or you had to be inside the flat earth...you’d pick flat earth right?” (David, 59:17)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 02:16 — Start of main episode, Patreon plugs, event updates
• 08:37 — Brandon Biggs’ new prophecy (Trump & the mothership)
• 09:26–16:35 — Authentic prophecy vs. grifting & TV preachers
• 23:20 — Mainstream/conspiracy alien claims & podcaster beefs
• 34:44–39:42 — Flat earth, school science, cultural obsessions
• 39:34–47:56 — The turtle-murder story
• 49:04–59:36 — Flat earth vs globe debate; “debate rape” intro
• 61:18 — Contextual offenders & Orthodox debate culture
• 73:17–78:44 — Alien from Arcturus segment and spiritual discernment
• 80:29–97:59 — “Messages from Mom” (TikTok prophecy & fear porn)
• 117:16–140:00 — Extended live SuperChat readout & community antics
• 146:06 — The "cookie" math on the Holocaust and further irreverence

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Episode Takeaways

• On prophecy & Christian discernment:
  The show’s position is that real spiritual gifts exist, but the current “prophetic” influencer world is largely grift and spectacle—“there’s always a counterfeit for a real gift.”
• On debate & group identity:
  The crew deconstructs and lampoons the debate club mentality, especially among Orthodox online apologists and the Flat Earth community.
• On aliens & apocalypse:
  They approach both new age and Christian “alien” narratives with skepticism, seeing these as distractions or deceptions playing on spiritual/religious yearnings.
• On culture war & protected classes:
  Equating un-critical support for “protected classes” (e.g. Jews in some church traditions, or minority identities in culture) as akin to dangerous taboos or blank checks for corruption.
• On comedy as a weapon:
  Throughout, humor and irreverence are wielded as a way to resist groupthink, manipulation, and the commodification of belief.

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Final Words

This episode is a tornado of inside jokes, conspiracy commentary, edgy Christian culture critique, and surreal radio banter. Listeners who enjoy unfiltered spiritual and political commentary, unpredictable comedy, and conspiratorial deep-dives—always with a mocking wink—will find this a wild ride. But beware: the tone is irreverent, very online, and moves fast.

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Memorable sign-offs:

“Thank you guys, we’ll do it again. The end is written in the book. In the pages they foresee.” (Top Lobsta, 150:29)
“Sorry we didn’t get to the rigged World Cup—we’ll get to it next time.” (David, 150:25)

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For further engagement:
Patreon: patreon.com/nephilimdeath squad
Event tickets: toplobster.com
Community Discords and weekly Bible study: see show notes

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Transcript

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Coro]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Coro]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Coro]

And that's. And that's the father of disinformation, Top Lobster. Also, we have Matthew Hepner, merchant of brown water and owner of several teas in his name and host of Straight Bible. Before we get into today's episode, a little reminder, guys. If you want to support us, Patreon.com/now/Nepilim Death Squad, sign up there. Shut up, dude. Don't step on my intro.

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Coro]

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[Top Lobster]

Are we like, monetizing our own fans?

[David Lee Coro]

No, it's just like if you're there, that's part of what's happening in the community is this thing. So to me, the money is a vetting process. You don't want to let any into the community. You want only dangerous.

[Matthew Hepner]

Unless they're giving money.

[David Lee Coro]

Unless they're giving.

[Top Lobster]

Well, if you.

[David Lee Coro]

If you're gonna pay money to troll in the communities, like.

[Top Lobster]

All right. No.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[Nancy]

No.

[Top Lobster]

I thought we've already explained this. We're gonna kiss you anti orthodox, but yes. Oh, yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

If you're gonna pay money and be orthodox, you're out. Also, discount codes, off merchandise, and top lobster.com, where not only are we gonna find our merchandise, you're also gonna find tickets to Brohemian Grove. Oh, okay.

[Matthew Hepner]

How many more of the VIP tickets

[Top Lobster]

are we selling out immediately?

[David Lee Coro]

That's it. We can't sell anymore.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, I know, but somebody said that more than what we've already said.

[David Lee Coro]

And then what, had the fire marshal show up?

[Top Lobster]

Cannot.

[David Lee Coro]

And you know what happens when the fire marshal shows up, right?

[Matthew Hepner]

It's no problem.

[David Lee Coro]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Coro]

Oh, do we?

[Top Lobster]

Almost done. I mean, yeah. So part of the VIP thing will be artwork to the event.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I've been talking to Dave a little bit about it and check that out. That's so cool.

[Top Lobster]

Looking really good. Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

You might ask, why is it done in the style of the Raiders of the Lost Ark? Because we're going to be having a Timothy Albarino costume competition, I hope, because I posted about it in the Patreon and I said, we need volunteers. We need maybe, you know, 20 maximum. Nobody volunteered. So not looking so good on the Timothy Albarino costume competition front. Which just leaves more room for, you know, other performances, which is fine. But if you guys want that to happen, we're gonna need contestants to judge. So if you want to be part of the Timothy Albarino costume competition, let us know on patreon.com forward/netflix squad. Anyway, guys, welcome, welcome.

[Matthew Hepner]

We're.

[David Lee Coro]

We're doing this exclusively for the pores these days.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, right. I don't know if that feels good or not.

[David Lee Coro]

It doesn't feel good to the Patreon.

[Top Lobster]

Really poor over there.

[Matthew Hepner]

I told you. Put that camera on him and put his camera on me.

[Top Lobster]

No, the problem is that we have so, like, look at our cool lights. Yeah, look at him over there.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, there's better camera quality on the one camera.

[David Lee Coro]

Why do I look so let's do a switcheroo.

[Matthew Hepner]

He hates to not look good, dude. And I don't like to see him not look good. Just put the thing on.

[Top Lobster]

No, he looks fine.

[David Lee Coro]

I mean, I, you know, I always look good. By the way, guys, this episode at the end of it, if we reach our YouTube goals of 20 donations and we're gonna do a Q A at

[Matthew Hepner]

the end, things popping up at the

[David Lee Coro]

bottom, we're trying to produce here. We're trying to make this a show that's, you know, much more interactive, but also you still give us money. That's really the, the important part.

[Matthew Hepner]

And the goal is to attract like little kids or like, what is the.

[David Lee Coro]

No, that's. That's nephew, dude. What are you talking about?

[Matthew Hepner]

7 year olds would love that.

[David Lee Coro]

No, that's nephew, dude. That's little nephew. He's our guy. We got him here somewhere. I don't know where he is. We might have lost him. He's on the ground over there.

[Matthew Hepner]

I think he's on the bed.

[Top Lobster]

I think the guy that we prayed for, I think he might have stole that.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, really?

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, he might have.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, anyway, guys, we reached 20 donations and we're going to answer those super chats at the end of the show. If we reach 19, we're not gonna do it.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay?

[David Lee Coro]

That's not a quality of candy. The Fed, Kenny.

[Top Lobster]

The fed.

[David Lee Coro]

We can't even address that till the end of the show.

[Top Lobster]

Them's the rules.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, but he did say blessed.

[David Lee Coro]

No, no, I don't think that says blessed.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, it says L E S S E in the middle.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, we'll address it later on.

[Matthew Hepner]

Dude, money's coming in now.

[David Lee Coro]

I know, dude, we're raking in the dough. All five of it. It's so let' this content. We're going to start off with a little piece. Oh, that's right. Nancy will read all the super chats before we get in anywhere. Nancy, say hi.

[Matthew Hepner]

That is creepy.

[Nancy]

Hi.

[Top Lobster]

Didn't ask you to come on screen, Nance. But we just say hi.

[Nancy]

She's.

[David Lee Coro]

She's not so good at directions.

[Nancy]

But I said it.

[David Lee Coro]

What did you have to do, Nance?

[Nancy]

I had to add myself on stage.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, yeah, you did.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, you did.

[Matthew Hepner]

What is that picture of?

[Top Lobster]

Dude, that is so.

[David Lee Coro]

That's Nancy. That's what Nancy looks like.

[Matthew Hepner]

She does not.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, you should see. We. She's got a laptop. Looks Very much like a cell phone in her hands. A little flip phone.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's adorable.

[David Lee Coro]

So here, let's get into this. We actually did a little bit of lying when we said that this was going to be about Trump predictions. I just didn't read my entire headline. But the guy who did the Trump prediction where he said he was going to get, you know, sustain a head wound, but he was going to survive and he was going to be on fire for the Lord. Brandon Biggs. Brandon Biggs apparently has some more things to say. I know people are mad about the ads. We got to get paid, right?

[Top Lobster]

So we shouldn't have ads on it. Who cares?

[David Lee Coro]

I didn't even know. I just said, oh, that sounds like a good idea. And I clicked the button and then, yeah, I guess we could turn them off. Let's turn them off. There we go. We'll turn the ads off for you guys to make sure if we turn them off, you got to donate or whatever. You got to buy super jets. All right, here we go. Let's see what Brilliant. That was brilliant. Is gonna make this bigger.

[Matthew Hepner]

There we go.

[David Lee Coro]

So Brandon Biggs has another prophecy about a huge mothership that's coming. Oh, you can't change it.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna try, but go, keep going.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, so Brandon Biggs is the guy who made the prophecy that Trump would get hit in the ear. Now he's back again making another prophecy that there's going to be a huge

[David Lee Coro]

ship going across the ocean in the days ahead. All these major alien ships and it flies over the Vatican and it goes over the Mayan temples down in Mexico. And I said, lord, is there two of these? Because I keep praying about this. And he said, no, it's just one. And that's what's going to make everybody freak out because they're going to see it moving across the ocean. You understand? It's going to be something that's going to be on tv. It's going to move across the ocean and people are going to freak out in the days ahead. Then I saw little bitty ships coming out of this mothership that were balls of light. And it wasn't a real ship. It was demonic looking light that was traveling around, causing confusion in our skies. You said, brandon, that sounds way out there. Yeah, it is. It was way out there to me. Well, hold on, let's pause before we go any further. Number one, I want to ask Matt, what do you think about the idea of people and the gift of prophecy?

[Matthew Hepner]

Now, now it's, it's Definitely real, but this is more of like fortune telling.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, this fat guy aside, let's, let's explore that for a second. See, it's definitely real.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

And what's the, the biblical precedent for that?

[Top Lobster]

Time travel.

[David Lee Coro]

What do you mean?

[Matthew Hepner]

The biblical precedent for prophecy.

[David Lee Coro]

Prophecy still? Because I've heard people argue that the

[Matthew Hepner]

prophecy is, is in 1 Corinthians. What is it like 13? Which doesn't mean you're a prophet. Just because you prophesy. Like, just because Nancy can cook noodles doesn't mean she's a five star chef. Right, but she can cook noodles. It's like just because you prophesy doesn't mean you're a prophet. Like that's, that's two different things. But sure, prophets can prophesy and some people can have the spirit of prophecy, which means to speak forth the mind of God, but that doesn't make you a prophet. But like, I'll tell you an ex.

[Top Lobster]

Apple.

[David Lee Coro]

Sure, go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

Let's go.

[Matthew Hepner]

So I think I, I don't know if I shared this before or not, but I've been around like the real prophetic. I've been around. I was in church one time and the dude said it was like an open mic night because it was like a.

[David Lee Coro]

Your guys church open mic for prophecy.

[Matthew Hepner]

Well, you know, you know, like certain denominations. The only guy who's touching the mic is the, the paid pastor. Like the guy who gives the speech. Nobody else touches the mic. But in like Pentecostal so called denominations, sometimes it's like, you know, they call it let the spirit flow or whatever.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, they did try that. They did try that one time.

[David Lee Coro]

Like Wednesday night.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Because I feel like that's where you freestyle.

[Top Lobster]

It was a Pentecost service.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Pastor Rick gave the mic to some lady and I immediately regret I could tell the result.

[David Lee Coro]

Was it the lady with the fedora?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, somebody else.

[David Lee Coro]

All right, because that's a, that's a, that's a big sign.

[Top Lobster]

She had a long convoluted testimony that went nowhere.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, she did.

[Top Lobster]

It was kind of funny.

[David Lee Coro]

So, okay, so. So this is the thing that has biblical precedent. Do you think that. Because oftentimes I get caught in this place where it's like people who have psychic premonitions and, or, or clairvoyance and everything. Like, is that inherently demonic? I do think that there are gifts that God gives you, but they can be used by, you know, the enemy. So, so the gift of prophecy. Could a guy really be open to receiving prophecy, but if he's not in alignment with the Lord, then he's getting false prophecy from demonic spirits.

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[David Lee Coro]

Are you reading the chat?

[Matthew Hepner]

No, no, I'm thinking that's what trying to track. Because sometimes your questions are like really long questions.

[Top Lobster]

Long.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, I have long question sentence, but it's like a 20 sentence.

[David Lee Coro]

I just got to elaborate. I'm feeling air time here, dude.

[Matthew Hepner]

But no, like there can be both. I don't know. Like there's like, there's dudes who hear the voice of God. Like Balam heard the voice of God, but he still went astray, dude. Like he still, he only could speak forth the mind of God, which I know you guys hate that prophecy because he blesses Israel. He says all this wonderful stuff about the nation.

[David Lee Coro]

We bless Israel all the time in the show.

[Top Lobster]

I think we're funded.

[Matthew Hepner]

Like I can't curse them. Got him. You can't curse them, you can only bless them. Yeah, there's this whole thing. But then he goes astray if you follow his story out, he teaches the Moabites to, like, bring their women to the Israelite men, and he gets him to sin that way. It's this big whole thing. But then there's people who. Yeah. That could hear demonic spirits. But, like, more than that, I. I just think it's dudes making stuff up.

[Top Lobster]

I don't think it's necessarily, like.

[Matthew Hepner]

Seems like, like, oh, I saw this thing. If you ever run in those crowds, you hear, like, the dumbest prophecies, and at some point you're like, dude, you're just making that up. Or maybe you had a thought. Like. Like, you thought a thing, and then

[David Lee Coro]

it just really stuck with you.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah. And you're like, oh, I'll present this to the church as, like, I had a vision of it. But it's like, no, you just had a thought about it. One of our thought. You're saying it was a vision.

[David Lee Coro]

One of our episodes that we did that got lost. You and I did them together. And I think it aired on audio, but we never got the video out there.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that was like, Seth's.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, we lost.

[Top Lobster]

Third one out there.

[David Lee Coro]

Third episode. That's a bummer. And he's been crushing, by the way.

[Top Lobster]

My bad kick later. Still waiting for that to drop.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're breaking the news.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Thank you guys so much for the super chats. We're gonna read him at the end. Ain't so dropping the bucket.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, that guy bought me this coffee.

[Nancy]

Coffee.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, that's nice. That we prayed for Seth.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, the guy came in.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay. So you're like, yeah, I'll pray for you if you buy me a coffee.

[David Lee Coro]

That's the cost.

[Top Lobster]

Explicitly. That's what I said.

[Matthew Hepner]

I don't know if I like that. Top.

[David Lee Coro]

This. This episode that we did, we were talking about those podcasters, and Joseph Z. Was one of those guys that was prophesying over Joseph Z. Man, this. This network evangelist thing that he had going on, a televangelist thing that he had going on. And he prophesied over the owner of the network and the wife or something like that. And then it came to pass that she would die short.

[Matthew Hepner]

I remember saying this. Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah. So I. I don't know. Feels like a lot of people are either, because I don't think you put your ass in the line, especially on. On. On record like that.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah. I don't. Like.

[Top Lobster]

I'm not gonna go on this.

[Matthew Hepner]

So what are we saying? You have, like, this incredibly supernatural, profound gift from God. The gift of prophecy, and you're on TV begging for money with it.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, thank you, Scott, for the flower.

[Top Lobster]

What the hell is this?

[David Lee Coro]

I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. Yeah, yeah. We're getting gems and flowers and coins and jewels, and I really appreciate them, and I love them, and they're very pretty. I don't know what they do, though, but thank you, Scott.

[Matthew Hepner]

But do you see what I'm saying? Like, say, like. Like imagine, like, say I had the gift of healing, right? You have these guys, they. They get the big tent or whatever, and they go around and they do, like, healing services, right?

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

And they're gonna, oh, come in the prayer line and we'll pray for you. And during this whole show, we're gonna take up a donation. Yeah, right. If I had. If I had a healing gift that I knew God was operating through me to heal anyone that I prayed for, you don't think I'd be in every hospital in America?

[David Lee Coro]

Why are you swearing on this show?

[Matthew Hepner]

Sorry.

[David Lee Coro]

I get excited Christian show.

[Matthew Hepner]

You don't think I'd be in every hospital in America? I'd stop everything I was doing and go into every hospital. Yeah. And lay hands on people with cancer and lay hands on people that have been in wheelchairs their whole life and lay. You think I'd be in some tent begging for money? Like, this is a scandal at some point? Like, oh, you're a prophet.

[David Lee Coro]

I feel like you're getting for money on tv.

[Matthew Hepner]

Like, what are we? Well, yeah, because the. The church has become a scam.

[David Lee Coro]

I just want everybody to know we're getting just hit with gems and silver stars and gold coins, and I don't know what any of them do, but you guys are showering us in wealth. And I'm so. I'm so appreciative.

[Top Lobster]

Let me ask what it does.

[Matthew Hepner]

Everybody falls for it. Everybody's like, oh, yeah, he's a prophet. He's on TV begging for money. Like, what are you talking about? How does any of that line up with biblical prophets, dude? None of it. None of it lines up.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what to. To do about that. I mean, I. I think the gifts of the spirit are obviously still alive, and. And that's why they're being counterfeited. Right. But where are the real ones, dude?

[Matthew Hepner]

Well, the underground church is a real thing, dude.

[David Lee Coro]

Is it?

[Matthew Hepner]

Yes.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't say you said that in a way that I'm like, I don't Know if that's true?

[Matthew Hepner]

It's definitely true, man. The underground church is a real thing. There's definitely real ones. I was going to share a story.

[David Lee Coro]

Go ahead, share a story. Get a little long winded.

[Matthew Hepner]

Fine. I don't. I don't. No, no. I don't want to like take over.

[David Lee Coro]

I was just saying I was going

[Matthew Hepner]

to share a story about prophecy that happened over my life that was very meaningful to me.

[David Lee Coro]

Let's hear it. You guys both have cool prophecy over your life. Nobody's ever prophesied we've enabled mine's not

[Top Lobster]

cool and basically they buy. Okay, gives it to us.

[David Lee Coro]

I love it.

[Top Lobster]

That might equal less money.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah. Sorry for the dropping the F bomb.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, you really get crazy.

[Matthew Hepner]

The kids. I know kids that watch straight Bible. They don't really watch this one probably.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, I like that they're giving us stuff because right now we're just trying. I know, it's nice. It looks like we're getting so much stuff it shows up in reds and yellows and blues. Floating heart, you guys.

[Top Lobster]

We'll read it later.

[David Lee Coro]

We're gonna check it out later. I think.

[Top Lobster]

Actually, no, Nancy will read it later.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, let's read the rest of. Or watch the rest of Brandon Biggs big fat. And then we can get into Matt's prophecy.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, let's dance.

[Nancy]

Okay.

[David Lee Coro]

Hey. Hey. Let's dance. Talked about it, but I'm instructed to you say. Well, Brandon, that sounds like you're on something. Well, no, folks, I'm just here to warn you. I'm just here to warn you.

[Lady Luck]

And as.

[David Lee Coro]

As wild out there as a sound fearful sights you will see that will bring you to your knee. I'm here to warn you the enemy is not playing fair with Trying to deceive people with. Let's come. Hold on a second. We just got a thousand gems.

[Nancy]

Dude.

[David Lee Coro]

1,000 gems. What's that? So crazy we got so many gems.

[Matthew Hepner]

Dude, no. I'm locked into this guy. Can you imagine Elijah just talking like that? Like, what's the thing you call it when you can look at somebody's face and you just know what's happening?

[David Lee Coro]

Physiognomy.

[Top Lobster]

It's cool.

[David Lee Coro]

I bet you Elijah never got a thousand gems. Dude,

[Top Lobster]

Elijah would lose his.

[Matthew Hepner]

Look, I. It just. I don't know. And what's he doing?

[David Lee Coro]

This is like his job.

[Matthew Hepner]

This is like his.

[Top Lobster]

Guys, if you're giving us money, ask a question.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know if that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, because we were supposed to.

[David Lee Coro]

We were supposed to.

[Matthew Hepner]

Well, Money, though. Not of his gems.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's real money.

[Top Lobster]

I'll pull this. I'll pull this one up so that way we know.

[Matthew Hepner]

Here we.

[David Lee Coro]

Here we go, guys. Oh, yeah. Super chats are gonna be ready.

[Top Lobster]

What do you think about our new overlays?

[Nancy]

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's nice.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Nancy, what do you think about us receiving a thousand gems?

[Nancy]

Nice. I don't know what that means.

[David Lee Coro]

Something's not right with Nancy. I know you guys are laughing and

[Matthew Hepner]

stuff, but something's up.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, she's exactly the same as always. That's true.

[David Lee Coro]

So, look, I mean what this guy's saying, and we'll let him finish in a second. So far, like, he's. He's not off track on being correct. We are in the middle of disclosure. They are doing a bunch of big gay fake. No problem, so. But that's how you act, honestly. Oh, wait, no, we can't. We can't forfeit or. I'm sorry. We can't counterfeit the. The. The gifts of the spirit, because that would be totally wrong. Right, but if there was a time to fake prophesy about aliens, it's right now. It.

[Matthew Hepner]

Dude, there's fake prophets.

[David Lee Coro]

Do what you want with that information.

[Matthew Hepner]

And every time period they're doing.

[Top Lobster]

I'm actually surprised that the. The podcasters didn't fake prophesy about the aliens.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah, that would have been the move. It would have been the move.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

We got hit up by a podcaster recently.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, we going to have more?

[David Lee Coro]

No, fuck that shit.

[Top Lobster]

Why not?

[David Lee Coro]

I listened to him and I said, this guy sounds gay. And maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm just too harsh on people. Yeah, but he's too close to that podcaster group.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, but what if you say that to him? What if they're.

[David Lee Coro]

What if I say, like, yeah, you're a bit of a homosexual.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, you could pull them out of the burning fiery furnace. No, it's like, bro, you're kind of doing gay stuff.

[Top Lobster]

I want to spar to kick them in. But we should talk to him.

[David Lee Coro]

Should we talk to him? You know why? I didn't like the way he reached out to us. Hold on, I'll read the salutations. I didn't say salutations, but yeah, but

[Matthew Hepner]

what if you bring a guy on and you're just raw and real with him, and then what if we bring

[David Lee Coro]

a guy on, we just raw dog him.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, that's not what I said. You're just raw and real with him. And then he's like, oh, yeah, I don't like the corniness of the way I play this little church game.

[Top Lobster]

No, he's a liar. Like I said, we don't have nearly enough money to convince this person to not do the Griffith.

[David Lee Coro]

That's what he said. He said. Anyways, I thought after he said a

[Top Lobster]

bunch of games and even if I did have enough money, I wouldn't give

[David Lee Coro]

it to him, he goes, I thought I'd reach out, promote myself a bit. And if your audience. Audience is rabid and rich, I'd love to be on your show to sell as many books as I can.

[Top Lobster]

Is that what he said?

[David Lee Coro]

That's what he said.

[Top Lobster]

Have him on. No, I think we should have him on.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't know, man. And just let the chat tear him apart. Feed them to the animals. Feed them to.

[Matthew Hepner]

The reason is he saying, like, because you guys are raw and real.

[David Lee Coro]

Come on, somebody.

[Matthew Hepner]

This is what I'm really doing. Stop, dude.

[Top Lobster]

This is what I'm doing.

[Matthew Hepner]

And so let's just be honest. I'm so. Because I like that if you're saying, like, hey, I'm here.

[David Lee Coro]

Anyways, I thought I'd reach out, promote myself a bit. And if. If your audience is rabid and rich, I'd love to be on your show and sell as many books as I can.

[Top Lobster]

I like that.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, what's the contact? What's the rest of what the context is Mammon.

[David Lee Coro]

No, but does he get it? Does he get it? Unto me, Mammon.

[Matthew Hepner]

Hey, let's cut the bs. That's what I'm here to do.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't think so. I was listening to him on a show recently and I was like,

[Matthew Hepner]

But

[David Lee Coro]

I put it up to God. I asked God, I said, hey, nothing yet.

[Top Lobster]

God said, get the white Jeep.

[David Lee Coro]

He's like, figure out how to listen.

[Top Lobster]

Go to the car wash. Go to the car.

[David Lee Coro]

Go to the car wash. I can't ever go to the car wash again. Okay, let's. We're let this guy.

[Top Lobster]

I did go to Big Dan's afterward and. And when the thing came down, I was like, I did?

[David Lee Coro]

No, because yours is tapered and normal. My is flat and it's tapered. And now I can't go to a car wash anymore because I'll be damned if it happens again. So what does that mean?

[Matthew Hepner]

That's called. You just cursed yourself. Don't do that.

[Top Lobster]

That is true.

[Matthew Hepner]

Don't do that. We already. We already did that. So we're not talking about cuss words. We're talking about, like, cursing and swearing.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

No.

[Matthew Hepner]

You.

[David Lee Coro]

All right. Let's let Brandon Biggs finish line.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, guys, Are you subscribed to the Patreon?

[David Lee Coro]

Are you subscribed? Look at that coffee pot. Is that a face on it?

[Matthew Hepner]

I don't like that.

[David Lee Coro]

Whose face is on that coffee pot?

[Matthew Hepner]

I can't tell. No, that's old. Nobody's even into that anymore.

[David Lee Coro]

I'm not brewing this. That was such a banger line.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Remember when I said chat is brilliant whenever. Remember when I said I. We were talking about black people invited to Bohemian Grove, and I said, no blacks allowed, and then. And then I said, okay, Mabry won.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you said that. That's funny.

[Matthew Hepner]

It's pretty good.

[Top Lobster]

That's pretty funny.

[David Lee Coro]

You guys get it?

[Matthew Hepner]

It's pretty good.

[David Lee Coro]

You guys get that? That's so funny. Dude, that was a really good.

[Matthew Hepner]

Not a good delivery right now for as funny as that joke was.

[David Lee Coro]

But that was maybe one. Mabry just won.

[Top Lobster]

That was pretty good.

[David Lee Coro]

Maybe just. Okay, let's let Brandon Biggs finish line. Come on. Let's.

[Top Lobster]

Come on.

[David Lee Coro]

What are we doing here?

[Top Lobster]

What are we doing?

[Matthew Hepner]

Maybe.

[David Lee Coro]

Maybe not going to throw all the curveballs. Let him stop. When the Antichrist steps on the scene and he says, hey, we have a solution for all the problems in the days ahead. All I have, Pete, I'm gonna bring peace. I'm gonna bring in prosperity. I'm gonna do all this, but all you have.

[Matthew Hepner]

So he says, a big ship is coming.

[David Lee Coro]

Here's the question. Are there big ships? Well, people who study underwater have.

[Top Lobster]

Who's this guy? What's his name? Jesus something, right?

[David Lee Coro]

He's been on the confessionals before, and there was this, you know, we were like, rapper. Well, it's not that he's a rapper. Maybe he is a rapper. He looks like a rapper. Is he around?

[Top Lobster]

I think his name is. I think he's an apologetics guy. I've seen him debating ortho people.

[David Lee Coro]

The debate.

[Top Lobster]

JP something.

[Matthew Hepner]

You probably love them on the show, man.

[Top Lobster]

Is this guy JP Uncut? I can't tell.

[David Lee Coro]

See, the people, like, hold on here.

[Top Lobster]

Is it this same guy? And this is racist. I mean, but is this the same guy?

[David Lee Coro]

No, I don't think it's the same. No. No, it's not.

[Top Lobster]

Wait a second.

[Matthew Hepner]

Kinda.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah. Isaiah, Robin. Thank you, Rusty.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, but is this the same guy?

[David Lee Coro]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

Are we sure?

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, all black people are rappers. So are we gonna baptize. Brandon and Perry at Bro Grove. I was watching them look at the ad like for bro.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

And it was so funny because it's like Ed Mabry's like, I want to help people get closer to God. And then it goes to Brandon and Perry.

[Top Lobster]

We'll play it.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, that's really funny. Yeah, let's bring that up because it's. I didn't realize.

[Top Lobster]

We'll play it after Jarring.

[David Lee Coro]

It was so. Yeah. This guy, Isaiah Robbins, we were gonna reach out to him. I just didn't like the way he talked, said that there are football talks. This guy.

[Top Lobster]

Are you sure that this guy is not JP Uncut that I just showed you right there?

[David Lee Coro]

Is that like a I'm being very serious name? Well, I mean, yeah, that looks like every other black dude they're wearing. You know what Sparrow said it's Christian Bale. It might just be.

[Top Lobster]

It might just be Christian Bail, though. Christian Black. Okay, you see what you're doing here?

[David Lee Coro]

Matt Cherry, stop. That's not nice. Don't say that.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, that's accurate.

[David Lee Coro]

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[David Lee Coro]

underwater moving at least 200 miles per hour. What? You received intelligence that suggests that there are perhaps deep water alien bases right now sitting on the ocean floor on this planet? Is that accurate?

[Matthew Hepner]

I would say that's pretty accurate.

[David Lee Coro]

Can you go into more detail? How long have they been here? Where are they? Well, never has there been a more untrustworthy face than Abby Loebs.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, yeah, he was such.

[David Lee Coro]

I mean, I'm gonna be real honest here.

[Matthew Hepner]

This guy is Abby Loe.

[David Lee Coro]

Wait, wait. Go ahead and guess. Let's make a big screen so Matt can see and then tell me which one is. Is Abby Loeb with the untrustworthy face face.

[Matthew Hepner]

I'm not trusting any of those three faces.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, but go ahead, pick one. Who's the most untrustworthy?

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, well, the main guy in the middle can't be him because he's the main guy. The old guy to the right has to be. He's like from Tennessee and he's. He could be trusted because he's from Tennessee. He's a country boy. Left is probably Abby Loeb. But I'm not trusting anyone.

[David Lee Coro]

The. The Jew. No way. He was on the confessionals. Dude, I swear to God, I love Tony Merkel. His discernment is all out of whack, bro. Abby Loeb is a con man. 100. 100. But I guess if I had the opportunity to.

[Top Lobster]

We need more overlays. I like how hectic this screen looks. It just looks like an advertisement. It really does, dude.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, it looks like there's like seven year olds at home going, mommy, buy me that. I want that.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, yeah, that's Nephi. Nephi's gonna be world famous soon. People are really gonna love Nephew. They're gonna buy him and I'm gonna put him on my dashboard instead of a duck.

[Top Lobster]

That's probably smart.

[David Lee Coro]

It's smart.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, so keep watching JP on extrapolating

[Matthew Hepner]

all this with my East Tennessee vernacular.

[David Lee Coro]

So we've got five, five or six

[Matthew Hepner]

deep water areas of the.

[Nancy]

Of the.

[Matthew Hepner]

Of our oceans. We actually know more about the surface of the moon than we do about. About these areas.

[David Lee Coro]

And these are areas where we have a high frequency of UFO or UAP sightings we've had. Naval folks have told me pretty high

[Matthew Hepner]

up that they've actually tracked these things. Now we have stuff that can go underwater probably 30 to 40 miles an hour. Maybe something a little belly button people. What's he talking about?

[David Lee Coro]

Their ability to make something so interesting Be so boring is a crime. This is really stupid. It's a crime. Tim Burchett should be thrown into a volcano for making this an unlistenable pile of slop. I don't care at all about the things that are moving under the surface of the Ocean upwards of 200 mph or what the ever. Because of the way he's talking.

[Matthew Hepner]

Exactly.

[David Lee Coro]

It makes me hate him.

[Matthew Hepner]

It's just like when top or you say, you know, at church, they take the coolest thing and make it sound so stupid.

[David Lee Coro]

Amen.

[Top Lobster]

I don't say that.

[David Lee Coro]

I say that all the time.

[Matthew Hepner]

Raven does. Yeah, my bad.

[David Lee Coro]

I say that a lot. This was very boring and I hate it. In fact, I don't care to look at it anymore. Okay, take it off the screen. I'm done with it. Actually, let's watch that promo for Bro Grove so people can see what we did to the guys, which was kind of a. Is that.

[Top Lobster]

Is that playing through?

[David Lee Coro]

Can people hear that?

[Top Lobster]

They should be.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, look at all that orthodox iconography.

[Matthew Hepner]

I want to enhance people's walk with God. Great shot ahead.

[David Lee Coro]

Hot take.

[Matthew Hepner]

But there are some funny side effects to getting molested as a child.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, undoubtedly, yes. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Physically, we're in a kingdom of darkness,

[Nancy]

but the kingdom of light is inside of us.

[Top Lobster]

You know, you can never really trust. That's somebody who thinks they can actually go into space. Oh, my God, bro. Transhumanist dream. It's this idea of battling nature and winning. So you beat God at his own game.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, they're using military grade psychological warfare weapons directly on you.

[Matthew Hepner]

They can keep trying to point me over to the holy land, but I see the battle happening here.

[Top Lobster]

And the wizards are the ones that get mad.

[Matthew Hepner]

Like, the people that hate conspiracy theorists are conspirators.

[David Lee Coro]

I believe in Christ. Everything that I do is aimed at that.

[Top Lobster]

I'm already probably on a watch list, but I will probably be arrested.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah,

[Top Lobster]

I don't even remember saying that.

[David Lee Coro]

I remember saying that either, because I was thinking the other day, I was like, sometimes I'd be farting. Is that aimed at Christ? Like, I don't think think that everything I do is aimed at crazy. I say, I think that's the goal.

[Matthew Hepner]

Defeated.

[David Lee Coro]

That's the goal.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, all the stuff.

[David Lee Coro]

And I just think it's funny because hidden in plain sight is so, like, jarringly. You know, everybody else seems like they. They work for the Orthodox church. By the way, guys, we are eight of 20 super chats and we got an hour left. So if we get the rest of these super chats, we'll read your hour.

[Matthew Hepner]

We're going way past.

[Lady Luck]

No, no.

[David Lee Coro]

Just until we reach the goal. That's how long it is. So 12 more super chats or else we're not answering any of your questions and you guys can go yourself. That's right. I said it right here, right now. You guys heard it here first.

[Nancy]

So.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah. That guy, though, Brandon Biggs, I'm. A lot of people do look at him as a guy, you know, he did. If you listen to his prediction surrounding Trump, it was really incredible. It was. It was pretty incredible. And I remember that got Clint Russell hook, line, and sinker. All of a sudden, he became a big, you know, pun intended, Biggs fan.

[Matthew Hepner]

Really?

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah. You don't remember that? He was, like, on fire for Brandon Biggs. Hey, we got another 200 gems. So many. So many gems, dude.

[Top Lobster]

I think these count toward the super chats. I'm not sure.

[David Lee Coro]

I really don't know.

[Top Lobster]

You don't know? Thank you for the gems.

[David Lee Coro]

If you're using money, what's gonna do with the jazz? I don't know what we're gonna do.

[Matthew Hepner]

Find out what they are.

[Top Lobster]

They're gonna mail them to us.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, maybe. I don't know.

[Matthew Hepner]

Wait, so is there a certain amount. Like, is a guy doing a.

[David Lee Coro]

Don't point.

[Matthew Hepner]

The guy, Brandon Biggs. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

He's doing prophecies, like, every day or every day at some point you're gonna get. I mean, imagine all the stuff you say.

[David Lee Coro]

It's very specific to say he's gonna get shot, but it's gonna miss him, it's gonna burst his eardrum. He's gonna fall on the ground.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, but imagine if I get up every week and I say, hey, tomorrow, like, whatever's the news now. Iran. We're bombing Iran again. Y. Tomorrow. What's going to happen is he's going to say that they're. The deal is back on tomorrow. But what we're actually going to do is bomb their. I don't know, like, something important. I saw on a vision, gasoline tanks blowing up in Iran. And you know what? I mean, if you used to do stuff like this, like, every week, sooner or later, the stuff comes true at some point, I think. And are you tapping into something in the spirit realm? I'm not saying you're not.

[Top Lobster]

So you can tap out, though. You can tap out. Like, you can get a certain size of audience, and then, like, that's all that you'll reach, I think.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Constantly.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, cherry Cherry Bear says 5, 000

[Top Lobster]

subscribers is probably the max that you'll be able to.

[David Lee Coro]

I think it's about the ceiling.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but you can keep doing it.

[David Lee Coro]

Cherry says if Matt drops five more F bombs, I'll keep super chatting. Oh, that's an interesting cherry bomb.

[Matthew Hepner]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Cherry. Hold the mic up.

[David Lee Coro]

Cherry here. So we got a clip here from Jim Brewer.

[Matthew Hepner]

You love Israel. Matt, let's drop some F bombs. Yeah, I do love Israel.

[David Lee Coro]

You do love Israel. You do love Israel. So we have Jim Brewer here. Let me share this tab. And did you send that video that I was asking you to send?

[Matthew Hepner]

No.

[David Lee Coro]

You're a real piece of. Okay, okay. We'll find that in a little bit because it's. It's tangentially. Is that a word, tangentially?

[Matthew Hepner]

I think it is.

[David Lee Coro]

Genitalia. Tan genitalia. Lee. Attached to this.

[Matthew Hepner]

What was the show with this giant Dave Chappelle where they were stoners and they were selling weed?

[David Lee Coro]

Not how high. I always mess it up.

[Top Lobster]

Half baked.

[David Lee Coro]

Half baked.

[Matthew Hepner]

That was good.

[David Lee Coro]

That was a movie.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, here we go. We got them coming in, guys.

[David Lee Coro]

They're coming in. I'm not gonna say what's coming in, but they're coming.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, they coming.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, so let's. Let's hear what Jim Brewer has. I really like Jim Brewer, by the way.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, all right. I ruined everything.

[Matthew Hepner]

So if you go to Jersey, New York, and.

[David Lee Coro]

No, shut up real quick.

[Top Lobster]

And we're gonna make this big.

[David Lee Coro]

Cool.

[Matthew Hepner]

He's getting old.

[David Lee Coro]

Brew is the best. Yeah, he's getting old.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

Puffing the gaunt, dude.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah. He looks so high all the time.

[Matthew Hepner]

Here's what I don't understand. New York and the whole east coast, the sun's dimmed out because of fires from Canada.

[David Lee Coro]

So if you're spinning that fast, how does the smoke just stay in one area during the night?

[Matthew Hepner]

During the day, whatever.

[Top Lobster]

Does it follow the spin? Spinning.

[Matthew Hepner]

I understand that. Can someone explain this? I never understood that. If we're spinning on a globe and we're going thousands of miles an hour, how does forest fire smoke just hover in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania for days, night and day? Here's what I don't understand.

[David Lee Coro]

That's a great question.

[Matthew Hepner]

Well, I always was confused because when I was a kid, they said, like, it's not. You're not just going around the sun, but you're also going like this as you go around the sun. So I was like, well, how come when I jump, I land right here? But also When I jump, I land over there.

[David Lee Coro]

It's not just you're doing this around the sun, and you're also doing this as you go around the sun, but the sun and the whole galaxy is also doing this as it moves through.

[Matthew Hepner]

Everybody in school was just like, got it.

[David Lee Coro]

100%. Makes sense. 100.

[Matthew Hepner]

Got it.

[David Lee Coro]

100.

[Matthew Hepner]

Very weird.

[David Lee Coro]

I mean. Yeah, it is weird. It's a confusing thing. I. I think I mentioned on a previous. So I was having a discussion with my son about it. People were in the comments of that episode where we talked about some flat earth stuff. And they were going, oh, this previous episode, right? Yeah, they were going, about time, boys. About time. A lot of people want us. It's. I'm gonna say something crazy here.

[Top Lobster]

They want us to go full flat.

[David Lee Coro]

It's like the Orthodox church. They want us to be in them.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

That's interesting.

[Matthew Hepner]

It's a they. What do they say?

[Top Lobster]

They're the one true shape of the earth.

[Matthew Hepner]

It is more like, what's it called, where it makes everybody divide into camps. More divided. Yeah, but there's another word that they're

[David Lee Coro]

polarizing because that's not a true thing either.

[Matthew Hepner]

Flat earth is the Jews, like they say. Like, don't like the.

[David Lee Coro]

I would say flat earth is almost more.

[Matthew Hepner]

No horizon. No, they say flat earth is number two. It's definitely behind the Jews. That's the most polarizing.

[Top Lobster]

You put the Jews on such a pedestal. You really do.

[David Lee Coro]

You know what's interesting, though, is unlike the flat earth, the Jews don't want us in them. They want us out. Right?

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

We are the goyim. And. And we stay out. Flat earthers want us inside them so bad.

[Matthew Hepner]

So when I showed top that the word goy is a word that like God uses in the Bible, he was irate.

[Top Lobster]

No, I would use words that a Jew that wrote the Bible uses.

[Matthew Hepner]

It's the word of God.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

Written by a Jew.

[Matthew Hepner]

Go ahead, Raven.

[Top Lobster]

Hot dog Earth. What?

[David Lee Coro]

That reminded me. Hot dog Earth reminded me. So today I was driving to go drop off my son. He's gonna go be a chocolatier based. He's gonna go, what time is it? He's probably done now.

[Top Lobster]

I think they're done.

[Matthew Hepner]

What are you talking about? Like, what do you mean by that?

[David Lee Coro]

There's a local.

[Top Lobster]

It's gonna be a chocolate purse.

[David Lee Coro]

There's a local chocolate place. They make their own chocolate.

[Top Lobster]

Drop them off to do crime.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Black with JP uncut.

[David Lee Coro]

They're gonna let this. They're gonna Let the kids in. They're gonna make chocolate.

[Matthew Hepner]

It starts with a P and it's like a blue down by some for

[Top Lobster]

landing Peter Brooke something Pepperwood, so.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, that's cool, man.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

Like dipping the strawberries.

[Top Lobster]

And my kids went there too. Yeah, it was nice.

[Matthew Hepner]

Raven, what's your list of fruits you like again?

[David Lee Coro]

My. The list of fruits that I like. My favorite. My top three strawberries in this order. No, no,

[Matthew Hepner]

no, no. This is a lot of money.

[David Lee Coro]

Pineapple. Yeah, you got. Don't, don't, don't address the money. We address the money at the end. Pineapple is my number one that operates

[Top Lobster]

on like onesies and twosies.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, yeah. He can only do one thing, not two things at a time. So I. Pineapple. I love pineapple. Can't eat too much of it though, because it's acidic.

[Matthew Hepner]

You guys have been doing stuff about it recently.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, that's true.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

My second one is watermelon, you know,

[Top Lobster]

David, did you hear number two? I heard it. Yeah, of course.

[David Lee Coro]

Watermelon.

[Top Lobster]

In embarrassment. I'm 100 sure. He went and picked up some of this.

[Matthew Hepner]

And number three.

[David Lee Coro]

No, I haven't done that.

[Matthew Hepner]

But number three is because of his favorite soda flavor. Go ahead.

[David Lee Coro]

No, no, no grape drink.

[Matthew Hepner]

No orange.

[David Lee Coro]

Oranges I love. But I hate when you get a bad orange. I hate when you get a bad watermelon. I hate when you get a bad pineapple when they're bland and they're not very juicy. Really upsets me.

[Matthew Hepner]

What's another food that you love?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[David Lee Coro]

But this is universal.

[Top Lobster]

What does he get all the time from Publix?

[David Lee Coro]

Fried chicken. I love fried chicken.

[Matthew Hepner]

Why? Who is your best friend? I don't want to even say new because that kind of makes it like James Williams.

[David Lee Coro]

James Williams of Dark Waters is. Is my favorite human being.

[Matthew Hepner]

So I love where this is going.

[David Lee Coro]

Connections, maybe.

[Top Lobster]

So.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, all right. I'm driving my kid to chocolate punishment. He's gonna go be chocolate. Listen to the story. This is a crazy story. Okay, so we're driving and there's a couple of cars ahead of us on a two lane road that are stopping both side by side.

[Top Lobster]

Just right now. Today.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, today. So I'm going. Oh, man. And I start slowing down and I'm looking for whatever reason they're stopping. There's no stoplight or anything. They're just stopping dead in the middle of the road. And I look over and I realize it's a turtle. And they're trying to avoid the turtle and the Car in front of me, for whatever reason, adjusts and drives straight into the turtle. Shred his turtle, dude and I turtle got blapped, dude. For five minutes straight, I'm going, what the is wrong with you?

[Lady Luck]

Why are you.

[Top Lobster]

How big was the turtle?

[David Lee Coro]

Bigger than a hat.

[Matthew Hepner]

What's the odds that it was a boomer?

[Top Lobster]

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[Matthew Hepner]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Matthew Hepner]

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[David Lee Coro]

We're in the. We're in the villages. So, you know.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Very, very.

[Matthew Hepner]

You want to see something even worse than that?

[David Lee Coro]

No, I'm not done with this story yet, dude.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, but this one, this one goes with it. So just keep. I'm gonna put it right here.

[David Lee Coro]

I saw a dead kitten today.

[Matthew Hepner]

This is gonna go right with this in the mindset of boomers, but I know you're always, like, big on sticking up for the boomers now, but I'm gonna trash them a little.

[David Lee Coro]

I was. Was furious. I cannot stand that. Yeah, like the idea.

[Top Lobster]

CPR on it. No.

[David Lee Coro]

I saw a dude, huge chunk ripped out of him. Like he was done.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

There's only one car ahead of me. So he spun.

[Matthew Hepner]

How big was it?

[David Lee Coro]

Bigger than a hat, I'd say probably like that big. What kind of hat? Like a baseball.

[Matthew Hepner]

So like a flat. Do you know the difference between soft shell turtles and, like, hard?

[David Lee Coro]

Like, this is a hard shell turtle.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, so like, so it like flung the shell. Like it cracked it and took a

[David Lee Coro]

chunk out of the shell. You can see all the red meat inside. Homeboy went spinning off into the abyss. And I was like, did you get the meat? No, I. Because I had to go drop my kid off to do chocolate. And I was, let me tell you, dude, so angry. I mean, like, my wife, she was. She was like, she'll like, literally, you know, from time to time, she'll go like, ah, calm down, calm down. This time she was like. She threw her hands up in there. She's like, yeah, man, that was messed up.

[Matthew Hepner]

Really? Like this car that worked up this car.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, Yeah. I hate when people. I don't have a problem with killing animals. You're gonna eat them, but you're just maliciously running over on the road.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we did it on purpose.

[David Lee Coro]

Now I gotta see who this is.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, you tracked him down.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah. So I'm right behind him. I pull up, it's Top's wife.

[Matthew Hepner]

What?

[David Lee Coro]

I should have known, bro. My wife goes, is that Top's wife? And I go, no way.

[Matthew Hepner]

Over the turtle.

[David Lee Coro]

There's no way.

[Matthew Hepner]

No wonder she was so short on the phone call. Now it all makes sense.

[David Lee Coro]

But when I see her, this is what I see in the. In the rear view camera three, right? Hold on, wait.

[Matthew Hepner]

Boom.

[David Lee Coro]

This is what I see.

[Top Lobster]

I see because you ran over the turtle.

[David Lee Coro]

Just freaking out. So I think she's going to work.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[Nancy]

Right.

[David Lee Coro]

So bringing the kids the same place we're going. So I get there and I go, I, I, you know, she goes to give us a hug, and I go, tina the turtle Terminator. And she goes, why?

[Matthew Hepner]

That's what that text was about.

[David Lee Coro]

She goes, don't do it. Oh, my God, this is so funny, dude. By the way. By the way, she. Go ahead.

[Top Lobster]

Christina.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah?

[Top Lobster]

Is this true what David's telling me right now?

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, that's why she was devastated that I'm a turtle murderer.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, my God.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, it's true.

[David Lee Coro]

Tina the turtle Terminator.

[Top Lobster]

Did you didn't see it, though?

[Matthew Hepner]

No, I thought it was like, maybe

[Lady Luck]

a hat or something.

[Nancy]

Because

[Matthew Hepner]

that is not convincing.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, my God.

[Matthew Hepner]

That's at New York City.

[Top Lobster]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What kind of hat?

[Nancy]

A turtle.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, say it.

[Top Lobster]

Be honest. You thought it was a yarmulke.

[Matthew Hepner]

Just say it.

[Top Lobster]

No.

[David Lee Coro]

Way bigger than a yarmulke. And she. But. But my thing is, she thought it was a hat. And she was, like, gonna run it over.

[Matthew Hepner]

She's from the city.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, why not?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, my God.

[Matthew Hepner]

There was someone right behind me, just so happened to be David.

[David Lee Coro]

And I thought if I don't go,

[Matthew Hepner]

the person behind me is gonna drive into me. So I had to make a really thick decision.

[Top Lobster]

David does be pressuring.

[David Lee Coro]

No, she said I had to make

[Matthew Hepner]

a really thick decision.

[David Lee Coro]

Space. I leave ample space. I'm not. I don't ride people's asses or anything.

[Matthew Hepner]

So we don't try to kill him.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, okay, real quick, real quick. What sound did it make?

[Matthew Hepner]

Pop.

[Nancy]

It was a thump.

[David Lee Coro]

A significant thump.

[Top Lobster]

All right.

[Matthew Hepner]

And nobody got the food. Like, nobody even honored that animal by going back and listening.

[David Lee Coro]

No, dude, there's a line of traffic. We're not gonna get this.

[Top Lobster]

I'm gonna call.

[Matthew Hepner]

She was.

[David Lee Coro]

She was messed up.

[Top Lobster]

Well, I'm very.

[David Lee Coro]

She knew it was going to come

[Matthew Hepner]

up on the show.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Goodbye.

[David Lee Coro]

What?

[Matthew Hepner]

Dude, you just left her like that. She feels terrible.

[David Lee Coro]

But that was the thing.

[Matthew Hepner]

She goes say, like, hey, sweetie, it's okay.

[David Lee Coro]

She goes, I thought it was a hat. And I'm going, why is everybody stopping for this hat? Just run it over.

[Matthew Hepner]

You guys are from the city.

[Top Lobster]

This is a little bit my fault. Yeah, because.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, not really, because she wasn't going fast. But what I have told her because she's ran over a squirrel before.

[Matthew Hepner]

What?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, the squirrel was. The squirrels do a thing where they. They go like this. They'll go. Go back and then go this way and then right under your tire. And she almost swerved into oncoming traffic.

[Matthew Hepner]

And I was like, yeah, you can't do that. Squirrels drive straight on.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Here's the deal. You got a family in the car. That's a squirrel. Do a calculation real quick. Stay on the track. You got to run them.

[David Lee Coro]

Family versus council, family versus squirrels. Easy, easy.

[Matthew Hepner]

If you're in a golf cart and there's no other carts around, that's different. You can come to a complete stop. You can do whatever you want.

[Top Lobster]

I'm not a boomer.

[David Lee Coro]

No, no. There's two cars ahead of us in this situation, and then, you know, we're there, and then there's cars behind us. It was. It was just normal traffic, dude. But, yeah, I mean, just the decision to not avoid the hat. Like, everybody's avoiding the hat. Might as well avoid the hat.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay. But recently, I've come across boomers who will just straight up run over a squirrel.

[David Lee Coro]

That's sad.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah. Run over a squirrel on a golf cart path.

[David Lee Coro]

How do you even do that?

[Matthew Hepner]

There's not a golf cart. That's what I'm saying. This is the ultimate of boomerhood is,

[David Lee Coro]

like, it's so easy to stop and let the squirrel make its. You're on a golf cart. There's not even traffic.

[Matthew Hepner]

There's nobody. Look at the golf cart.

[David Lee Coro]

That's so terrible.

[Matthew Hepner]

Look at this.

[David Lee Coro]

That's so terrible.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no. That's horrible.

[David Lee Coro]

I get mad. I don't like when people Kill.

[Matthew Hepner]

It's a dead squirrel on a golf cart path.

[David Lee Coro]

That's crazy.

[Matthew Hepner]

Tell me a golf cart couldn't slow down.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, there we go. Honestly, lady says turtle clip tomorrow. But. But is that not the greatest story? Imagine being me.

[Matthew Hepner]

Me. Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

And I went from.

[Matthew Hepner]

That is great.

[Top Lobster]

Must be horrific.

[David Lee Coro]

I went from filled with rage to laughing so hard so quickly. I've never switched that hard. I was unbelievably boiling over.

[Top Lobster]

You don't understand either. Like, wait.

[Matthew Hepner]

That's a little weird, though. So you're like, so angry, but they're like, oh, it's my friend. It's okay.

[Top Lobster]

It's because she's like. She.

[David Lee Coro]

She's just.

[Top Lobster]

She ran over like the. The squirrel that time when I told. I said, you did the right thing. Same thing. You had to run him over or kill the family.

[Matthew Hepner]

What if there was somebody else in the same boat? It's like, yeah, I don't know them, but I'm not gonna hate them and be so mad.

[Top Lobster]

I'll be honest with you.

[Matthew Hepner]

Just like Christine.

[Top Lobster]

I was all set up to probably have coitus tonight. Not anymore.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. That's how destroyed. No, that's how destroyed. She gets about this kind of stuff. Yes. Whatever.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Sex.

[Matthew Hepner]

Did you just say that?

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Matthew Hepner]

What did I say?

[David Lee Coro]

Colitis. That's what he said.

[Top Lobster]

Very sad.

[David Lee Coro]

But the reason that I switched over so quickly is because. Was

[Matthew Hepner]

that she was partiality.

[David Lee Coro]

No, no. She was devastated. Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

Anybody else F them?

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah. 100.

[Matthew Hepner]

It's my friend.

[David Lee Coro]

Unless I pull up and they're equally as devastated.

[Top Lobster]

She's also a female driver, so it's

[David Lee Coro]

all to be expected.

[Matthew Hepner]

What was the odds was a male driver when the story started?

[Top Lobster]

I'm just saying I've seen her hit too many curbs to be like, dude,

[David Lee Coro]

it was so funny. And then to see her walk into the chocolate shop after that, the jack just ejected. And she's going to say hello to everybody. And then I just say Tina the Turtle Terminator. And she goes like she saw a ghost.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, she didn't know that.

[David Lee Coro]

She had no idea I was behind her. She had no idea. So I'm following her for the next five minutes.

[Matthew Hepner]

That's good.

[David Lee Coro]

And I'm looking at her in all the mirrors.

[Matthew Hepner]

Good comedy.

[David Lee Coro]

And I'm laughing so hard, dude. Like, it was. God served me up, you know? It was terrible.

[Matthew Hepner]

Only you and them know is the best.

[David Lee Coro]

The best, dude. It's the best. I couldn't wait. I couldn't wait to come out here and tell that story.

[Top Lobster]

No wonder why she said all the girls. She's like, yeah, Cindy went to the gym and Megan left, too. And I was like, they probably heard you killed that turtle.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah. Nobody wanted to spend time with you. Nobody wanted to spend time with you because you killed turtles. I was. I was so upset.

[Top Lobster]

It's been canceled.

[David Lee Coro]

All right, so here. This is something that's going to go into the flat earth thing. I thought it was interesting. This is something that Matt was watching before. So I said, you know what? Stop watching this turtle merch and let's watch this instead.

[Top Lobster]

Dude.

[David Lee Coro]

Dude. So crazy. So crazy.

[Matthew Hepner]

I mean, you could make a cool shirt with like an exploded shell where it's, like, insane.

[David Lee Coro]

It was that she went for it. Like she did. She said she thought it was a hat. So in my mind, I was like, well, she's just so bad at driving. And she's like, I went to go make it so that it went under the car.

[Top Lobster]

No. Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

But instead she just beeline directly for it.

[Top Lobster]

Both tires, boom, boom.

[David Lee Coro]

Think about the width of a tire and you're trying to avoid a thing, and instead you go. And we're doing like 35. Like, it's not like we're on a fast road. Dude, we're not on a fast road. Embarrassing.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, so it says top's wife, and it's just turtle shell, like, exploded in all different directions.

[Top Lobster]

In my. In my wife's defense, she has not.

[Matthew Hepner]

She.

[Top Lobster]

She hasn't drove her whole life.

[Matthew Hepner]

Well, she's from the city.

[David Lee Coro]

She drove straight into a turtle.

[Top Lobster]

Only started driving when we moved here. Oh, God. Necessity. Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

14 of 20 super chats. We only got six more and then we actually.

[Top Lobster]

Stupid. What do you mean? What does it mean?

[Matthew Hepner]

She's a grown woman in her 30s. She just started driving five years ago.

[Top Lobster]

City.

[Matthew Hepner]

That's not possible.

[Top Lobster]

It is possible.

[Matthew Hepner]

She only took the train her whole

[Top Lobster]

life or the bus. Yeah, she did have her license, but she wouldn't drive.

[David Lee Coro]

Imagine driving in the city.

[Top Lobster]

I had a. I had three cars in New York City. No, it was a broken down Camry and a old camera.

[David Lee Coro]

They did.

[Top Lobster]

They gave it to the Jews and they probably.

[David Lee Coro]

That's right.

[Top Lobster]

The cars for kids think that saga. That's incredible. Still very angry about that.

[Matthew Hepner]

About that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I had a Camry and I had a Ford Focus from her that my dad had, like an old Ford Focus. So I had. I had to get rid of them because she wouldn't drive them and they would just sit there. And I had another car. I'm like, you gotta drive it. She wouldn't drive, but I get why you don't want to drive in the city.

[David Lee Coro]

No, it sucks ass.

[Matthew Hepner]

You don't have to. That's like the cool thing is like right there.

[David Lee Coro]

Nothing about the city is a cool thing.

[Top Lobster]

No, because then you have to take communal transportation with people.

[Matthew Hepner]

Like what kind of people?

[David Lee Coro]

Jp, jp Uncut people, chocolate people, Chocolatiers. You gotta go.

[Top Lobster]

You gotta get on public transportation with chocolate, all the turtles. And then gets in the chocolate shop. It's the whole thing.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, dude, the TIA says parking sucks too. Like, yeah, good luck parking.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

She can't.

[Top Lobster]

She can't park.

[David Lee Coro]

Like, everything is parallel parking. The only thing you're gonna find at

[Matthew Hepner]

all is parallel park.

[Top Lobster]

Like, I mean, parallel parking. You better be able to fit your car into there.

[Matthew Hepner]

You're trying to say she's a bad driver from not a lot of experience driving. I'm simply saying it's because she's a female.

[Nancy]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Top Lobster]

How does Jess drive exactly? You see, you get a little bit

[David Lee Coro]

worried when he has seven vehicles. Dude.

[Matthew Hepner]

What doesn't he do that for a living, though?

[David Lee Coro]

Scott. Scott is wealthy.

[Top Lobster]

You know what?

[Nancy]

He's a master mechanic.

[David Lee Coro]

He's a master debater. Master debater.

[Top Lobster]

Are you ortho? Scott, get out the chat.

[Matthew Hepner]

Scott.

[David Lee Coro]

You ortho?

[Top Lobster]

I drove Matt to.

[Matthew Hepner]

The guy can't keep a secret.

[Top Lobster]

What did I drive you to the airport? And he's just like crying about how slow I was going.

[David Lee Coro]

Dude, I go too fast.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, you know what? You're not exaggerating. I. I was like in shock because he was in the second to slow lane, just getting passed by grandmas and grandpas.

[Nancy]

Was.

[Matthew Hepner]

And I just heard the blinker go on and I was like, okay. He's getting into the left lane. He's getting in the fat. He was getting into the only slower lane and just continued to drive slow and was like talking, like, very meaningful while he's driving. Talking. So I'm like, bro, what are. You drive. Like, what's going on?

[David Lee Coro]

You drive for a living. Eventually all the. I. I drive to get where the I'm going. You say, so I'm doing like 95 the whole way.

[Matthew Hepner]

He drives incredibly slow. Slower than like an old person. And no, I was incredibly grateful.

[Top Lobster]

70, and I felt like that was.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, no, old people were flying past. I mean, it was five miles.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

They were doing 90.

[Matthew Hepner]

The speed limit. Yeah.

[Nancy]

Well.

[Top Lobster]

Well, listen. Yeah, I drive professionally. I'm a. I'm a professional driver profession. I'm better than you at it.

[David Lee Coro]

Why don't you stick to your food for us and shut your mouth? Yeah. Here, let's watch. Watch this.

[Top Lobster]

Because this is.

[David Lee Coro]

This is in addition to the. The thing.

[Top Lobster]

I'm so sorry. I feel so bad about what.

[David Lee Coro]

What I witnessed your wife doing is crazy.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay. We never watched this whole thing.

[Nancy]

Thing.

[Top Lobster]

Who's that? RFK Jr. No, it's a.

[Matthew Hepner]

It's a villager.

[Top Lobster]

God bless you, brother.

[David Lee Coro]

Wow.

[Matthew Hepner]

The truth. I love it.

[David Lee Coro]

This old piece of. Is part of the Flat Earth Society. Need you to say that again. I'm a member of the Flat Earth.

[Top Lobster]

You ready?

[Lady Luck]

Ready.

[Top Lobster]

I'm American.

[Matthew Hepner]

O pilot.

[David Lee Coro]

I'm a member of the Flat Earth Society.

[Top Lobster]

God bless you, brother. Wow.

[Matthew Hepner]

The truth.

[Top Lobster]

I love it.

[David Lee Coro]

How long have you been a pilot for? 43 years.

[Top Lobster]

Wow. What shape is the planet? Flat.

[Matthew Hepner]

You're the pilot. How long have you been flying for?

[David Lee Coro]

Like, for 21 years, but maybe like 30 something. I want to know because they say

[Matthew Hepner]

the pilots know a lot.

[Top Lobster]

Do you think the Earth is flat or.

[Nancy]

No?

[Matthew Hepner]

I know it's flat.

[Top Lobster]

You know it's flat. Confirmed.

[David Lee Coro]

And ice water wall.

[Lady Luck]

What's beyond the ice wall?

[Top Lobster]

You get to it and if you. You go down and then gravity works in a different direction. So when it rains, you got 4 of the floor. Is there another world beyond the ice wall? Say that again.

[David Lee Coro]

I just think that's interesting. There's like a bunch of these videos where people are asking pilots if they think that the world is flat. And then there's a bunch of pilots that are saying, yes. I do agree with Sparrow, though. That guy seemed drunk, that dude, and I think he's just making up.

[Top Lobster]

I did meet a pilot at a wedding one time and I asked him and he. He told Me.

[Lady Luck]

Me.

[Top Lobster]

He's like. He's like, no, it's not flat. But he went like this, like a. Like that kind of thing.

[David Lee Coro]

Really the. Is that you just make a face.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It wasn't like I was expecting a diminutive answer for him to like, just disregard.

[Matthew Hepner]

But is there any chance of what the drunk pilot said was right, dude? That like the rain goes a different direction? I've never heard that before. Because of gravity. If there's a pole, so who the lives out there?

[David Lee Coro]

Everybody's jumping and leaving the pole planet.

[Matthew Hepner]

Nobody lives out there.

[David Lee Coro]

That's the. They're just floating away.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, no, no. It's people that have like other or entities or whatever. It's something that lives out there that doesn't get wrapped up in the gravity.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't even believe in gravity. I think density is much more whatever

[Matthew Hepner]

that they don't believe in. The density. Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

That's basically what you just said. That's what. Every time you try to say something and he wants to say something, he makes that noise. What you're saying is true. It rains upward.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what the hell that was about. It's very strange.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

And I don't know if I'm flat earth either. But I. I tread lightly.

[David Lee Coro]

I like it.

[Top Lobster]

No, I just find it weird too. Like that guy Joel Webin, he's. He's like the b. He's a Baptist guy.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't know anything about him except for sometimes I feel like he's gay.

[Top Lobster]

Sometimes I feel like he's gay too, but he's like. He's like. Oh, do you think like. Like the flat. Who's the dumbest people in the world? Flat earth people or people who believe. Believe Charlie Kirk was killed by a transsexual. And I'm just kind of like, bro,

[David Lee Coro]

the amount of stuff.

[Nancy]

Are there any other theories for gravity?

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, there was a guy.

[David Lee Coro]

You guys, this is electromagnetism, density. This idea that different mediums allow for different. What you would interpret as gravitational pull. So like we are in a medium.

[Top Lobster]

Water is.

[David Lee Coro]

Is a different one. We're in sort of a liquid at all times.

[Top Lobster]

Are you in a medium?

[Nancy]

Is there a name for it?

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, I think losing weight, like the theory of gravity.

[Nancy]

Is there a theory of something else?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's like ether. I think it's like that we're in some sort of a liquid.

[David Lee Coro]

Plasma would be the liquid. Thank you. The Tazi Taz.

[Matthew Hepner]

The only thing that's interesting about that Is because I was trying to get Jess to swim the other day. Like, go all the way on.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, Jazz can't swim.

[Matthew Hepner]

You know, chicks only like to go, like, to the neck. They don't want to mess up. Like, whatever with the. I'm like, no swimming, sweetie. Go under and swim. Let's go. It's not fun to, like, go in and you're freezing cold. Just go all the way under, and then you're not cold and you have a good time. You go like this. And she did it and popped up. She's like, that's so fun. I was like, yeah, because it's like flying, but you're just underwater.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah. So, like, if you say I'm like, oh, it's just water. It kind of is like that, dude. You go underwater, you start going like this. It's the same movement as if you were flying.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

You're just doing it, like, in something with more resistance.

[Top Lobster]

Are they saying. They're saying buoyancy.

[David Lee Coro]

Boy, that. There you go. Density. I'm retarded. Buoyancy is the. Is the more appropriate.

[Matthew Hepner]

Electromagnetic, magnetic.

[Top Lobster]

I don't really know.

[Matthew Hepner]

I remember this conversation in a construction trailer, though, that if you drop. Okay, I guess gravity says if you drop two things of the same weight, no matter what, they hit the ground at the same time. And these guys, like, dropped stuff from, like, high buildings. That one had two magnets in it, like, pushing against each other and. But it was. They were still the same weight. The other one didn't have those magnets. And then this one dropped slower because of that, and they were like, yeah, gravity's not real was the point. But this is like a long time ago.

[David Lee Coro]

You know what is funny, though? I. I think especially top has crossed this place as far as people that want us to be inside them. Oh, I have had no luck lately. Wait, lady luck Ritzky.

[Lady Luck]

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[Nancy]

Bucks.

[Top Lobster]

10 bucks for 30.

[David Lee Coro]

I'm headed over to spinquest.com right now.

[Matthew Hepner]

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[David Lee Coro]

If you had to be inside orthodoxy or you had to be inside the

[Top Lobster]

flat earth talking about these, it's gonna be.

[David Lee Coro]

You're gonna pick flat earth, right?

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah. We're on YouTube.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why not? Yeah, it's Much more plausible than, than a. A501C3 holding the keys to salvation.

[David Lee Coro]

It's much more tolerable.

[Top Lobster]

The people in it.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Flat urges are kind of fun. I did notice something and, and your, your debacle with the Orthodox church exposed me to this. They all type the same.

[Top Lobster]

Oh yeah, they all talk the same.

[Matthew Hepner]

You mean with like letters.

[Top Lobster]

No, diagnose them.

[David Lee Coro]

They start to like lead you into intellectual debates.

[Nancy]

Hates. Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

And it's always, I'm better than you. You're some lower person. But the, but the problem is is that the shout outs do it too, man.

[Top Lobster]

Shout out to top Lops's rape mob and the dangerous retards that are in there. Because we, we did accurately diagnose. I think I might have accurately diagnosed like right to someone's face. And I was like, but I did it to Jim Bob as well and a couple other people. I'm like, oh, you're just trying to debate me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Huh.

[David Lee Coro]

The debate style, it's like a.

[Top Lobster]

Well, what it is, it's like a weak handed approach at like if you, if someone was trying to rape you, but they weren't very strong.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And they couldn't really rape you.

[David Lee Coro]

Like, yeah, they're trying to rape you. Sneaky style.

[Top Lobster]

But they were like real weak and couldn't get hard. And he's trying to rape you and you're like real weak and.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And now I'm, now I'm at the pool with my kids and I'm like, hold on a second.

[David Lee Coro]

You're trying to rape me?

[Top Lobster]

This guy's been humping me for a while. Yeah. He can't get erect and I can honestly barely feel him. So I was like, is this what's happening?

[Matthew Hepner]

I don't know if I like this. Even though it's.

[David Lee Coro]

Guys, we got 38 minutes to reach this goal. We're not going to read your stupid shit if you don't. If you don't send a super chat,

[Top Lobster]

they're not gonna read your stupid. Let them know.

[David Lee Coro]

No, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

But yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

So wait, you're just saying the way

[Matthew Hepner]

they lure you in to try to win a gotcha question and then I'll Gotcha Dallas.

[David Lee Coro]

Say something like, cherry bear the fed cherry.

[Nancy]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

All these guys were going back and forth and we're like, is this what's happening? And then we, we coined the term debate rape.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Like they're trying to.

[Matthew Hepner]

Brilliant.

[Top Lobster]

They're trying to debate rape.

[Nancy]

You.

[Matthew Hepner]

The chat's undefeated.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And then I ortho guy come. Because now I'm just tearing them apart and I forget this guy's name, but he's. He's also. He's a dude that was Protestant maybe seven months ago, and now he's, like, in the forefront of Orthodoxy.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, yeah. He's a representative.

[Top Lobster]

He's like, Mr. Lobster.

[Nancy]

Mr.

[Top Lobster]

Lobster, what seems to be your gripe with the Orthodox Church? And I've already spoken to this guy months ago, like, when this happened before, and I thought he was being genuine, but I'm like, oh, no, you're being pious.

[Matthew Hepner]

Never assume that. And like anything in public, Internet talking or comments, you can never assume that's a genuine person.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, well, listen, whatever.

[Matthew Hepner]

When you dms, you can assume.

[Top Lobster]

When you talk to Top Lobster, most likely you're going to be getting genuine. Exactly what I think.

[Nancy]

Yes.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

So I'm like, I had. I gotten a point with that guy where I had followed him because I was like, oh, is he trying to talk to me? And I realized, oh, he's just gay. So he comes back again, he goes, Mr. Lobster, what's your gripes with the Church? And I goes, here. Here are the tactics of the debate reapers. And I said that I'm going to put a red dot on this guy and every other orthodox bro that exists, exist. So that way people know and they can avoid them.

[Matthew Hepner]

Like.

[Top Lobster]

Like sexual offenders. But what are we calling them? Not sexual offenders. We were calling them debate offenders.

[David Lee Coro]

Debate rapers.

[Top Lobster]

No, man, it was. It feels like weeks ago. Here, I'll pull up some of the tweets yesterday. Yeah, I know, but it feels like, you know what?

[David Lee Coro]

One of the things they do is you'll say something insulting and they'll go, explain yourself. So what you're saying is. Yeah, or they'll go, so you deny the right. And it's like. And then what it is, is it's. It's luring you into this, like, you know, intellectual argument back and forth, where all they do is that. I think Owen Benjamin has identified them as kind of like nerds.

[Top Lobster]

We call them con. Contextual offenders.

[David Lee Coro]

Contextual offenders. That's actually a banger.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, no, we've. We've. We've kind of went off on them.

[Lady Luck]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

What else did we say?

[Matthew Hepner]

Was a big Protestant, distant debater, and he converted, so he's extremely hot.

[Top Lobster]

I said, talking with Orthodox people makes me understand why Muslims throw gays off of roofs.

[David Lee Coro]

I like that one. That's good.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Remember, folks, keep a hand over your drink when engaging with the ortho bro as to not get debate raped.

[David Lee Coro]

Yes.

[Top Lobster]

That's 100, right? We had some very good contributions from Atman to the chat as well.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, in his. In his.

[Matthew Hepner]

Atma crushes, dude, she's so good. In her.

[Top Lobster]

In his.

[David Lee Coro]

What would you call them? Photoshops. Not Photoshops.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, you do. Like when she did Albarino, the rhino thing and she do ortho stuff now.

[David Lee Coro]

It's a dude.

[Top Lobster]

Yes, it's a guy.

[Matthew Hepner]

I want to see that stuff, man.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, I just thought it was funny

[Matthew Hepner]

because she didn't send me some of those.

[David Lee Coro]

That idea of them in a very sneaky manner trying to debate rape you is very accurate. Like you guys identified something. That's very true.

[Top Lobster]

It's like stuck as Steelman in my rebuttal without proper Socratic question questioning.

[David Lee Coro]

That is super funny. Did that get the love that it deserved? No, of course not, because that's super funny. He stuck his steel man in my rebuttal without the proper Socratic questioning.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[David Lee Coro]

That's so funny. I made a clip of an orthodox guy being shot by Brazilians in the group chat. Good God, lady.

[Top Lobster]

I got debate raped right in my premise.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, dude, we got more gems.

[Top Lobster]

This one's a banger. I got debate rape right in my premise. And now I'm a member of the Orthodox church.

[David Lee Coro]

That's how it starts.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, you know why? Because. Because when you're, you know, people that, you know, they're molested, they tend to go on and do that to other people.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, they do. Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Hurt people.

[Matthew Hepner]

Hurt people.

[David Lee Coro]

Hurt people. Exactly. So you can be raped into the Orthodox church.

[Top Lobster]

You need an ear swab test to prove that you've been debate.

[David Lee Coro]

You think Jehovah Witnesses are bad with their door to door tactics? Orthodox guys are just raping you.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, I guess.

[Matthew Hepner]

What's the point, dude? Like, I guess that's why it's just like so stupid. It's like, what's the point?

[Top Lobster]

Just, there is no point point.

[Matthew Hepner]

I'm just tired of people like fighting and trying to win the fight and then it's just like, okay, what's the prize like? Be real careful when you win the fight because what's the prize you're gonna get if you win?

[Top Lobster]

He engage in slippery slope fellatio against my will.

[David Lee Coro]

Slippery, dude, I hate the words too. Slippery slope. Steel man, Straw man. No, true Scotsman. Texas. They have like a stupid name for everything.

[Top Lobster]

What it is, is, and what I did, I. I think I nailed them with this as well. It's like, this is just vain. It's vain repetition. And they go, define vain repetition. I was like, you dog.

[David Lee Coro]

Please define it. Define it for me.

[Top Lobster]

They keep asking. And I was like, exactly what you're doing. You're just. It's a nonsense repetition.

[Matthew Hepner]

But it's just parrots. Unfortunately, they don't realize they're just parroting. Like, these guys are not. There's no way. You're like, reading a Bible from Genesis to Revelation. You know what? I'm gonna be organizing ortho. Like, that makes the most sense now that I've read the Bible. It's like, no, there must be some guys who look cool or there's something cool in society. And now you're parroting what they're saying.

[David Lee Coro]

How does Scott know about your. Your deodorant? Dingleberries?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, no, that's a whole thing. Actually, I'd like to talk with you guys about that. Let's bring up that chat right now. Nancy, can you read that, please? Damn it.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah, okay, fine. We'll read this one.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on one second before you.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Make the noise. We gotta make the noise.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. We don't have the noise.

[David Lee Coro]

You have to. No, you have it. It's down on there. It's in the media. I'm pretty sure we talked about that.

[Matthew Hepner]

Because we use that natural deodorant.

[David Lee Coro]

Dumb gook. Where's the dumb gook?

[Matthew Hepner]

What? And the raven's like, yeah, you gotta put it in the refrigerator.

[David Lee Coro]

That's good.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, Nancy, please read that.

[Nancy]

Scott says, does Matt get deodorant? Dingleberries.

[Matthew Hepner]

I already know. You guys have proof otherwise?

[Top Lobster]

No, I don't know, because me and my wife had a great idea yesterday, and. And the idea revolved around deodorant. Deodorant. Some in some form or fashion, but it also involved having something to do with killing turtles.

[David Lee Coro]

So this was premeditated. Oh, my God. I knew it. Oh, I could tell.

[Top Lobster]

Matt, will you get. You get dingleberries in your deodorant?

[Matthew Hepner]

I already know this is a setup because he wouldn't be smiling like that

[David Lee Coro]

if this wasn't a setup.

[Top Lobster]

No, I don't know. It's.

[Matthew Hepner]

Honestly, it's depending on the deodorant.

[David Lee Coro]

Right?

[Top Lobster]

Okay, but what do you do?

[Matthew Hepner]

What's the catch here?

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, but why do you guys up to something? Y' all is using the white chalky deodorant. What the.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

That one works the best.

[Matthew Hepner]

We have the van man. We have the van man.

[Top Lobster]

It doesn't work all day.

[David Lee Coro]

Sometimes you got to keep in the refrigerator.

[Matthew Hepner]

That's the one that leaves the dingleberries.

[David Lee Coro]

You also got to put it in the refrigerator.

[Matthew Hepner]

There's a. There's a gray one that I forget what it is. It's charcoal. That one does not leave the dingleberries. You guys are up to something.

[Top Lobster]

But does it smell good, though? Like, does it smell bad?

[David Lee Coro]

Cares.

[Matthew Hepner]

It just. You're just using it to not smell like a horse.

[Top Lobster]

No, I have a product. Idea.

[David Lee Coro]

Idea.

[Top Lobster]

And I'll tell you after the show. Maybe you guys want to be investors in this product.

[Matthew Hepner]

Deodorant.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, dude, I was in the gym.

[Nancy]

You use deodorant on your butt. Is that what that is?

[David Lee Coro]

Who's using butt deodorant?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no. Dingleberries are like the.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It's like the things stay on after.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, but you can get that in your butt too. So I see what she's doing.

[David Lee Coro]

Dingleberries are traditionally what's attached to a dog's butt.

[Nancy]

Yeah, I just have to pick them off my dog's ass all the time.

[Top Lobster]

Before you eat.

[David Lee Coro]

Pardon Every anime.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, you.

[David Lee Coro]

Why didn't you just.

[Top Lobster]

So it's a problem.

[David Lee Coro]

Not to you, Matt.

[Top Lobster]

How about David? Is that a problem for you? You've had.

[David Lee Coro]

No, I think like a gel.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, but the gel slides.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, no. You're talking about poison now. Nobody 100 poison.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah. I'm poisoning my armpits just to not stink. No. Because it's cheap. And I'm just moving through Walmart, picking up what I got to get and then moving on.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, dude.

[David Lee Coro]

I use the arm and hammer.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, that's like a sensitive.

[David Lee Coro]

It's like I got no aluminum or something in it. And I go, whatever.

[Top Lobster]

Here's a real question. Ch.

[David Lee Coro]

Chat. Chat.

[Top Lobster]

How do you real. No. Super Chat this to me.

[David Lee Coro]

Everybody use your money.

[Top Lobster]

How do you get the. Because here's the problem that I run through.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, it goes on my ass from top. For enjoying Orthodoxy.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yes.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

It goes on. It goes on when he's the realest life. My armpits. That's very true. That is true. Goes on my armpits. But then when I wash later, it's hard to like, even wash your armpits because it's still in the hair.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, you gotta like, do a little pick and twist.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah. Coming in here or like going out. You know, I'm trying to think. I'm just trying to think of the scenarios where I would use when you

[David Lee Coro]

feel good for your trees.

[Matthew Hepner]

It's here or at work. Like if I'm working or if I'm like going out somewhere, which is incredibly rare.

[Top Lobster]

This is.

[Matthew Hepner]

Other than that I'm not wearing deodorant.

[Top Lobster]

Dude. This is also game.

[David Lee Coro]

No, you can't do that. Are you kidding me? That's gonna be so itchy. Day two. Do you. You shave your armpits. They get. They grow back little spiky styles. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

No, you need hair. You need a little bit of hair there. You got to do something.

[David Lee Coro]

I think the hair is probably important.

[Top Lobster]

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[Matthew Hepner]

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[David Lee Coro]

It does something.

[Top Lobster]

So this is a problem, right? We've established this is a little bit of an issue for people and nobody ever talks about it.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, I mean, stop using the ones that give you dingleberries, dude. I don't use those ones.

[Top Lobster]

The ones that don't give you. Even the ones that don't give you dingleberries berries. It'll clump your hair. Look, the hair under it sticks together. And then when you try to wash it with soap, you can't get it out.

[David Lee Coro]

Let me talk. Rev says there's deodorants. Rub some baking soda on them pits. Dude. You think that's gonna solve what men have going on? I was in the gym yesterday and I was walking behind two Indian dudes.

[Top Lobster]

Oh.

[David Lee Coro]

And they just. You could tell it was not a thought in their mind to use deodorant. And I was furious. Almost as furious as the turtle thing because. Because I'm. They're walking in a straight line. I'm walking straight. They happen to be going where I'm going or I'm going where they're going. And I'm in the wake of it. Everywhere I go, I'm in the wake of it. And I'm so mad that it's entering

[Matthew Hepner]

my head in their.

[David Lee Coro]

No, they don't like if. If any dude is not related to food, though.

[Matthew Hepner]

I'm saying eating the craziest food that that's what's coming out their pores.

[David Lee Coro]

No, this. This didn't smell like. I know what a curry smell is on an Indian.

[Matthew Hepner]

This was specifically.

[David Lee Coro]

This is just bo. Just bo.

[Matthew Hepner]

Indian Bo.

[David Lee Coro]

And they didn't look like dirty dudes. Dudes, you know, they look like.

[Nancy]

Yes.

[Matthew Hepner]

You never know.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, groomed, normal dudes. But they just clearly were not putting anything on their armpits. But it was. I was so mad about it. I don't like people's smell. I remember one time I saw this girl. You ever see, like, there's a. There's a epidemic of children wearing headphones because of sensory overload, and you just want to smack them and say, quit being a. And take the headphones off.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

One of them I saw out in public was, like, this young black girl. I don't know, maybe she's is, like 13 to 15 years old. She's wearing a onesie. She's wearing a onesie out in public, which I'm very adamant. Don't wear pajamas out in public. That is trash. No, don't do that. Not in public, though.

[Matthew Hepner]

So she always wears onesies. But they're like, chill. They look cool.

[David Lee Coro]

She's wearing headphones, and the smell that's coming off of her. Oh, the smell that's coming off of her is specifically like, her mom was with her. I was mad at her mom. I'm like, you've not taught this kid how to wash them themselves. I can smell too much about kid.

[Matthew Hepner]

I wonder if people look at your kids and think mean stuff.

[David Lee Coro]

I mean, I make sure he washes. I sent him in the. Yesterday, he came out of the shower. I smelled his hair. I sent him back in the shower.

[Matthew Hepner]

Also, I think it can be called a romper, not just a onesie.

[David Lee Coro]

No, it's a onesie. It's got, like. It's like a. Like, children's pajamas.

[Matthew Hepner]

I don't know. Jess has some cool ones.

[David Lee Coro]

No, it's not a romper. I know the difference between a romper and children's pajamas. This is pajamas. This is pajamas.

[Top Lobster]

All right, I guess let's do the next one.

[David Lee Coro]

Let's go. We got this one alien from our tourist. This is an old every restaurant goal.

[Top Lobster]

Or no, no.

[Matthew Hepner]

Guys looks so old right there.

[David Lee Coro]

Dude, that's not Tucker. We are four away from our goal, so we're gonna make it. You guys are crushing four away, but not make it. We got 26 minutes, so if you guys don't send four more super chats in 26 minutes, I'm not reading any of your questions, and I don't care. And then. And that's the rules. And I don't care. Amen okay, so here. This is an alien from our tourists. This apparently appeared on an old talk show.

[Matthew Hepner]

Looks like on the bottom where we had members. That's his dad that claimed to be from the planet Arcturus.

[David Lee Coro]

It's a weird time. By the way. Look at that. Rolling up the sleeves on your sport jacket.

[Top Lobster]

Strange look.

[David Lee Coro]

Strange look. Yeah, didn't catch on.

[Matthew Hepner]

Huh?

[Top Lobster]

No watch either. Huh?

[David Lee Coro]

No watch. We're rolling up the sleeves on our suit. This looks like it's late 80s, early 90s.

[Matthew Hepner]

Happen to be blonde haired and blue eyed. Come from very wealthy families families and gone to Ivy League universities. Strange aliens among us. This is what they had to tell us on the January 20th, 1988 program of people are talking but you don't have one in Secaucus.

[David Lee Coro]

To whom.

[Matthew Hepner]

To whom do the changing thoughts that you're presenting to this audience appear? Richard, this is phenomenalism. America is known on our Americans. You are being.

[Top Lobster]

Frederick, you're going into the most crucial period of Earth history starting in May.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, I want to hear them, dude.

[David Lee Coro]

That will be set humanity the financial disasters.

[Top Lobster]

We must warn you, we're here to.

[Matthew Hepner]

That does look something other than human.

[David Lee Coro]

So check this out. This guy is saying not look human. You're entering into this era of humanity. It's very important. There's going to be financial disasters and storms. I guess he's alluding to natural disasters. Blonde hair. What does that sound like?

[Lady Luck]

Like.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah. Pleadian.

[David Lee Coro]

Pleiadian aura. Nordic, right?

[Nancy]

He looks like he's wearing someone's skin.

[David Lee Coro]

It's gross as hell and I don't like it. Two things about it now. Number one, very unimpressed by his speech. You would think if you were from another planet and you were superior intellectually, you would be speaking at a higher. I'd be like whoa, this guy. Not what's happening at all. Number two, they're from Arcturus.

[Matthew Hepner]

Can we get a side by side with him?

[David Lee Coro]

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Nancy]

Wait.

[David Lee Coro]

Ask. Because this, this has changed now. This is what the. The alien narrative is always changing. They're always predicting calamities that never come to pass. And they're given dates to the abductee victims and. And the. The narrative is usually the same. Incoming calamities. We got to save you from them. But where they were from the Pleiadians before or sometimes they're from the Sirius star system back in the day. They're from Arcturus. So the blonde haired, blue eyed, white skinned, tall, that doesn't change change. That doesn't Change. But where they're from is constantly changing, and I just find that really funny. Like, they can't figure out what works. They have a rough outline for what works, but they can't hit the details and keep them.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, what if it's like, oh, this, you know, one time they say they're from Colombia, and then a couple years later they say they're from South America.

[Top Lobster]

That's true.

[Matthew Hepner]

Like, how do we know? Like, Arcturus and Palladian isn't. You know, Are you still.

[David Lee Coro]

Are you Steel Manning?

[Top Lobster]

Maybe Arcturus is in Pleiadian Media.

[Matthew Hepner]

Exactly.

[David Lee Coro]

All right, give it a goog while we do this. Let's find out.

[Matthew Hepner]

Put Jim Carrey in the mask next to that picture. Dude, it looks very much like the mask.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, I know. I understand what you're saying.

[Top Lobster]

These things. We are sincere.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, so you're saying next Phenomenalism in Five and Dime Store stupidities. Richard, I talked to you in behind very emotions about this. I did talk to you behind the scenes, too. And you know what I think? Yes, Richard, now, for the first time in the course of this interview, you are looking me in the eyes, in which you told me is don't believe people who don't look you in the eyes. During the course of this interview, you have not looked me in the eyes. You've tried to project to the audience here. You talking to them.

[David Lee Coro]

You want to know, oh, that's interesting. Hold on. What did Pandafly say up there? We do care greatly about what panda fly says. Hold on, let me. Let me bring that up real quick. Panda said the Bone season. Anyone's interested, this fiction book series I read is a bunch of. Has a bunch of Rafaim. And the lore in the books is the Rafa Star stars. And they change human type forms when they're on Earth. I. E. Arcturus is a Raphael.

[Top Lobster]

They're saying Arcturus is not in the Pleiades.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh. So how about that, Matt?

[Top Lobster]

It's a similar thing. The Pleiades is a different star system.

[David Lee Coro]

It's a star system, right? Yeah, yeah, but. But that's why I said sometimes they're from Sirius, which is a totally different star system.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

So they just keep switching up whatever, some star system.

[Matthew Hepner]

What I really think. I think you found some young impressionable people. People who are on a quest to spiritual moral values.

[Top Lobster]

This guy's grandma.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah. Rebuke him in the name.

[Top Lobster]

Call him a demon.

[Matthew Hepner]

Richard. And there may be. What?

[Nancy]

What's the host's name?

[Top Lobster]

Richard?

[David Lee Coro]

I want to see if he's a Jew. Is he really? I mean maybe. I don't know. But somebody said we should get Gary Wayne back on. Yeah. Gary's been making the rounds. I'd like to talk to him again. There's a couple of those guys I'd like to talk to again. LA Marzulli Top doesn't think that LA with us anymore.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Because of the whole Timothy part of the.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

But I was talking to Karen Wilkinson text chain message. I was talking to Karen Wilkinson during that and she's like I made a

[Top Lobster]

whole nother calendly for Matt's show just so that way he couldn't correlate us being related to Matt show with NDS for no reason.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

Wow.

[David Lee Coro]

It was a labor. Not an labor. I'll get his phone number. I'll call him on the show.

[Top Lobster]

Let's prank call him.

[David Lee Coro]

What should we say? You'll kick my dog. Remember those old videos?

[Top Lobster]

That was good.

[David Lee Coro]

Those are good crank anchors.

[Nancy]

Nice.

[Top Lobster]

So this guy thought, you know, he's like. Yeah, this guy's full of. I don't know if he's full of.

[Matthew Hepner]

He just looks crazy, dude. Something, the way he looks, it's just like something's not right.

[Top Lobster]

I think he's an alien. I don't think he's from where he says he's from. And I think he's probably telling the truth because he did it. Because if there's going to be financial calamity which he's causing it.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

I mean you can say that at any time period and it'll be accurate

[David Lee Coro]

that I guess that's true.

[Matthew Hepner]

I don't know.

[David Lee Coro]

The 90s was great.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah. But on what scale? There was, there was issues. There was the savings loan and scandal. There was. The 90s had a. Had a recession. It's definitely the late 90s had like the boom of the dot com that went bad towards the end. I mean I don't know. There's just. There's always stuff, dude. There's always.

[Top Lobster]

They're saying. They're just saying they think he's a product of incest.

[David Lee Coro]

That guy could be something's not right. Could be. Well look, we have four more super chats in the next 20 minutes and I think it's time that we get

[Matthew Hepner]

into not gonna make it our next segment.

[David Lee Coro]

Hey everybody.

[Lady Luck]

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[Matthew Hepner]

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[David Lee Coro]

This is good.

[Top Lobster]

So.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, that's weird. My Q A didn't work. I wanted to know if ortho bros tried to date rape, but that wasn't working. I must have done that wrong. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to put up a poll and look, the entire goal of Messages from Mom is to instill us with a deep and. And terrifying sense of doom. Yes, mortal doom. We have to know, guys. And we're going to start a poll and don't answer it yet.

[Top Lobster]

You scared?

[David Lee Coro]

Don't answer it yet. But we need to know, as you move through messages from mom and I, I do want to warn you because things can get scary. We need to know, are you afraid? Are you afraid while you're watching Messages from Mom? So we're gonna pull up the first one here. Fallen angels found in a cave beneath the Euphrates River. Jesus is coming back soon.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, this is carrying the lead.

[David Lee Coro]

And look, look at Joe Rogan. He looks. He looks shocked here.

[Matthew Hepner]

How does the prophecy go though, that the three spirits, like frogs, come out of the Euphrates?

[David Lee Coro]

I don't, I don't think there's two frogs. Okay, right now nobody's scared. They're. They're answering already. You guys, you're supposed to wait. Somebody said Syria and Iraq are facing water.

[Top Lobster]

I'm actually kind of scared.

[Matthew Hepner]

Music already.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't like the Indian lady. Indian news.

[Matthew Hepner]

Wait, is this Gravitas? That's. I used to watch the Indian news channel if it's called Gravitas.

[David Lee Coro]

Can you make a big screen style?

[Top Lobster]

Why were you watching the Indian news channel?

[Matthew Hepner]

I just was like, I couldn't watch he loves Democrats anymore. This is like a years ago. But I was like, yeah, that's Gravitas.

[Top Lobster]

So you're watching street.

[Matthew Hepner]

But Gravitas was the, was the show and the chick was good.

[David Lee Coro]

Millions are experiencing a water shortage because the Euphrates river is drying up and no one can get any water. But it doesn't matter because nobody in India washes with the water anyway. As the region's longest river, the Euphrates,

[Matthew Hepner]

dries up beneath the Euphrates river river, a hidden cave has just been unsealed.

[David Lee Coro]

And what was found inside has shaken

[Matthew Hepner]

the foundations of history, faith and prophecy. Four fallen angels. Oh, beings of terrifying power.

[David Lee Coro]

They found them locked away since before.

[Top Lobster]

What are they doing down there?

[David Lee Coro]

Guys, are you scared?

[Matthew Hepner]

Now exposed scholars are speechless.

[David Lee Coro]

Holy believers are rattled and the world

[Matthew Hepner]

is asking one question.

[Top Lobster]

They found four pillars you could see if you look.

[David Lee Coro]

None of that has anything at arrow. It's pointing at something that you can tell is a fallen angel.

[Matthew Hepner]

It's not even. This all isn't even in cahoots. It went from like the we on thing to like something else to something else. None of it's.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, so you're doubting it but you'll steel man. The Pleadians wants to answer millions.

[Top Lobster]

That's it.

[David Lee Coro]

That's millions. I I'll tell you what, I don't think I could take much more.

[Matthew Hepner]

What does Joe Rogan have?

[Top Lobster]

Because I was getting nothing just made you click.

[David Lee Coro]

Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah.

[Top Lobster]

I don't even know what these are about. Here we go.

[David Lee Coro]

I'm scared.

[Top Lobster]

You scared?

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You scared man?

[David Lee Coro]

You scared?

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, you see where that is, right?

[Top Lobster]

A data center near you?

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah. Oh, Marion County.

[David Lee Coro]

I need you to know docs 14 people are scared right now.

[Matthew Hepner]

Future better be afraid.

[Top Lobster]

Now let's watch this

[Matthew Hepner]

very Spanish. Check 1, 2. This is a PSA from Marion County, Florida, Florida. A conversation of data centers has now reached the county commissioner's table.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh God no.

[Matthew Hepner]

Tomorrow July 21, 2026 they are going to be approving or not approving the creation of a data center workshop. Oh, I'll read from you a line item from tomorrow's meeting that will occur at 9am Holy.

[Top Lobster]

This happened already.

[Matthew Hepner]

Aliezer Jose of this point one from their agenda tomorrow, request approval to schedule and advertise a workshop to discuss data Centers on Tuesday September 1, 2026 at 2:00pm Meeting about a meeting or.

[David Lee Coro]

Not gonna lie, I'm bored. I'm bored at all saying we're gonna

[Matthew Hepner]

have this thing to talk about. We're gonna talk about.

[David Lee Coro]

I come here to be afraid.

[Top Lobster]

What do data centers do anyway?

[Matthew Hepner]

They take all the water.

[Top Lobster]

My water?

[David Lee Coro]

Not the water.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, there's something about. They take all the water.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh my God.

[Matthew Hepner]

I don't know what else they do. I'm sure radio waves. Radio.

[David Lee Coro]

Radio waves. Holy.

[Top Lobster]

Dude, I was. I need those something bad.

[David Lee Coro]

I just want to be afraid.

[Top Lobster]

Not afraid.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, but I think.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, shut up.

[Top Lobster]

Shut up. Oh, this is our guy, Moon Henry. You know him?

[David Lee Coro]

He was supposed to come on the show. What happened to that mega rape?

[Matthew Hepner]

Albino. Albinos.

[David Lee Coro]

I'm Sorry. Mega rape. Oh.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, mega rare albino.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, mega rare albino. What?

[David Lee Coro]

Mega rape. Albino. Sounds like a killer heavy metal band.

[Top Lobster]

Tell me, Henry, tell me. Here we go. 60, 000 kills.

[David Lee Coro]

We might have to. Now, hold on. Wait. Is there any way we can't slow it down?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. No, I can't.

[David Lee Coro]

Audio and language. Go to audio and language. Playback speed. There it is. Okay, so if we need to, we can do playback speed.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Coro]

Yes. Listen. All right, don't say. Say anything. Listen.

[Top Lobster]

Thank God.

[Matthew Hepner]

Dig their own graves as all white animals are showing up all across the earth.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we have to do it

[David Lee Coro]

immediately. By the way, guys, we hit our goal. We're actually gonna read your super chats and stuff. So whatever comes in from this point on, as long as it's a super chat, we're gonna read it at the end of the show after messages from mom. So we're gonna get you sufficiently scared. Scared. And then we're gonna read your.

[Top Lobster]

Your.

[David Lee Coro]

Your messages. Okay?

[Top Lobster]

We have to listen to Henry at half speed.

[David Lee Coro]

Half speed. Half speed, Henry.

[Matthew Hepner]

Sudanians being forced to dig their own graves as all white animals are showing up all across the earth. And that's just.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, wait.

[Nancy]

Pause it.

[David Lee Coro]

So what he said is, the Sudanians are forced to. To dig their own graves as all white animals are appearing across the earth.

[Top Lobster]

And why are they digging their own graves?

[David Lee Coro]

Because they're black.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, What? Okay.

[David Lee Coro]

The animals are white, and they know what this means.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what this means.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, they know what it means. The Sudanians know.

[Top Lobster]

Well, maybe moon. Henry.

[David Lee Coro]

So if you're a Sudanian in the. In the chat, you. You'd be scared. You better be scared. No, don't say that. Is it the 6?

[Matthew Hepner]

7?

[Top Lobster]

Tell us more, Henry.

[Matthew Hepner]

Behind me, you see a mom, her

[Top Lobster]

children scared to literal death as they

[Matthew Hepner]

have been being threatened actually, since 2020.

[Top Lobster]

It's a little too slow.

[David Lee Coro]

Wait, wait, wait. Press play. Press pause again. So he does a great job. It was. He says, actually, since 2020. But he. He takes. Every so often, he'll take two words and turn them into one word. Yeah, so. So he goes, actually, since. Instead of, like, actually, since 2020, he goes, actually, since I like that.

[Top Lobster]

And it's called economy of words.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, he's just trying to speed things up.

[Top Lobster]

And if you were a better podcaster, you'd be doing the same.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, I'm doing the best I can.

[Top Lobster]

Slur your words more.

[Matthew Hepner]

I'll show you undeniable proof that the UAE has their hands in this. And Why?

[David Lee Coro]

I have seen videos that I could

[Matthew Hepner]

not and would never show you. I've seen starved down to a skeleton. People literally drove over with cars while they were conscious. This is a kid talking to his dad before he's on a lot. I hate the words. This reminds me exactly of the Armenian G, E, N, O, C, I, D Me.

[David Lee Coro]

He's saying Armenian genocide. The thing that upsets me about that platform, because he's doing this on Tick Tock.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Is like. You have to spell out all these words so you can have all the adult content you want on it, but you can't say certain words. So if you're gonna say, you know, somebody was R A P E'd. Or if somebody was. What's the word? Like deleted or whatever. You know what I mean? Like, you can't. It's such a stupid babying of. Of a.

[Nancy]

Of.

[David Lee Coro]

Of humans in general, considering the crap that's on that app. The stuff that's on Tick Tock is vile and disgusting and hateful. Hateful, but also. Also sexual. Like very sexually. All over it. But you can't say sexually hateful. People are getting hate. Sexed and. But you can't say it. You have to spell it out. And I hate when they do that. Unalived. I can't hate. I can't stand that.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so let's. Let's keep going.

[Matthew Hepner]

King.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, that's right.

[David Lee Coro]

You're a real sick.

[Matthew Hepner]

And it reminds me of what just happened somewhere else in the Middle east. And I haven't showed you the worst yet.

[Top Lobster]

Would you see

[Matthew Hepner]

militia dancing after overtaking this city? Look, they have killed 60,000 people and displaced 10 million.

[Top Lobster]

You know, a few weeks ago someone

[Matthew Hepner]

asked me, why aren't you covering Sudan?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know if I'm scared.

[David Lee Coro]

I have no idea even. But what does this got to do with the albino animals?

[Top Lobster]

Nothing. This is to get you drawn in.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't understand that. And then he's talking about, like, did you know in Sudan they're killing each other?

[Matthew Hepner]

Like, yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Dog.

[Lady Luck]

Welcome to Africa.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's the Congo.

[David Lee Coro]

Welcome to Africa. What are we talking about? Half speed, Henry. I don't get it.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know what the point leaves. Unless it's black. Black. Then you got to throw some white stuff in there. Then it'll lead again.

[David Lee Coro]

Then you got. Then it'll lead again. I don't like that one, by the way.

[Top Lobster]

What is this?

[David Lee Coro]

We do have some.

[Matthew Hepner]

What is that a picture of?

[David Lee Coro]

I don't like that. Before. Before we Say anything, though. We do have tickets that we have to figure out how to give away. We have VIP tickets. I know we have two. It looks like Sparrow might be giving away one, so we might have three.

[Matthew Hepner]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why would Sparrow be giving away one?

[David Lee Coro]

Well, because she knew that you were going to be there.

[Matthew Hepner]

No. And she was like, no, no, no, no. Is she saying she was gonna come and now she's not coming?

[David Lee Coro]

She's not gonna come.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, I don'.

[David Lee Coro]

All I know is that we definitively have two to give away and I have to figure out who it is. They've been DMing me, asking me when we're going to give it away. Give it away. Give it away now.

[Matthew Hepner]

And I sold quite a few at

[David Lee Coro]

the register, which is not applicable.

[Matthew Hepner]

Wait, what do you mean can't make it?

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

That means she can't get here physically.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, Amy's not coming because you're here. You know what?

[Top Lobster]

It sucks to be bored. But when I get on my phone

[Matthew Hepner]

and play real casino games on spinquest.com

[Top Lobster]

that the time flies by, that two hour wait at the DMV seems like 10 minutes. Play your favorite slots, live blackjack, live craps with a live dealer. New players, $30 coin packs are on sale for 10 bucks. Play spinquest.com and you'll never be bored again.

[Matthew Hepner]

Spin Quest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spinquest.com for more details.

[Top Lobster]

Amy, do you want to come?

[Matthew Hepner]

That hurts.

[Top Lobster]

Free VIP ticket.

[David Lee Coro]

There we go. Well, we have to figure out how to make it make sense to give it away. Come on.

[Matthew Hepner]

Because it makes sense to give it to Amy.

[David Lee Coro]

It can't be like a. What would you call it, popularity. We can't just give it away to our favorite dangerous.

[Matthew Hepner]

Give it to Amy. That would make everybody incredibly happy to see pictures of me and Amy, like hugging, doing. We would like pose. We do like little shots.

[Top Lobster]

Like this family came in today with. With a baby.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Into the room here when we were going.

[Matthew Hepner]

Next question.

[Top Lobster]

Can I hold you, baby?

[David Lee Coro]

Baby?

[Top Lobster]

And they're like, I don't know if she'd really like. And he's like, I'd like to hold the baby. And. And he had like to hold the baby immediately.

[Matthew Hepner]

I'd like to hold the baby. I said, can I hold the baby?

[Top Lobster]

You said, I would really like to hold that baby.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, I didn't. I said, can I hold the baby?

[Lady Luck]

And.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah. Why would you have to hold somebody's baby?

[Matthew Hepner]

I always hold babies. How did it turn out that Baby didn't like me. But it was understandable because it was dark in here. It was very.

[David Lee Coro]

Fingernails are dirty.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, yeah, they are especially dirty.

[David Lee Coro]

I think what we should do is we should start a campaign pain to get on some big shows. And what enters you into the raffle is if you can prove to us that you are going into somebody really big's comments and saying, have Nephilim Death Squad on.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, that's a good.

[David Lee Coro]

That might be a good one. But you have to do it because it's. It's nothing to do it once. You got to show us at least like 5 instances.

[Top Lobster]

Do it till you get blocked.

[David Lee Coro]

Do it till you get blocked and then show us. Prove it to us that you've been blocked. But yeah, yeah, so. So that means like Danny Jones or that means like the. Are butterflies.

[Matthew Hepner]

Basically everybody on the Fuzzy creatures.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, everybody like say that they didn't like that.

[Top Lobster]

That got us blocked.

[David Lee Coro]

We got like over 50 people to spam the comments. Have Nephilim Death Squad on. And they deleted every single one.

[Top Lobster]

Well, because you said no because you were too busy.

[David Lee Coro]

I kept saying no because we're too busy. So yeah, let's do that then. So guys, find a big show, whatever the big show is, and if it's Joe Rogan, if it's the Danny Jones show, if it's American Alchemist, whatever that is, or butterflies, find something like a big show and get in the comments. And you gotta send us at least five screenshots of you guys asking us and that gets you into the entry.

[Top Lobster]

The Hodge twins would be a fun one.

[David Lee Coro]

Hodge twins is great. You know, stuff like that. And it can't be like some whack ass Candace Owen.

[Top Lobster]

Sure.

[David Lee Coro]

Candace Owens is a great Tucker and yeah, we're gonna go. We'll talk to Stu. Why did you make that noise just now?

[Matthew Hepner]

Talk to Tucker the chat. Sorry.

[Top Lobster]

Somebody should proclaim the name of Jesus Christ on Tucker show. I mean, Jesus.

[Matthew Hepner]

What? I thought he's had plenty of people on there doing that.

[David Lee Coro]

Dude, not.

[Top Lobster]

Not a single one. Look at this horse face lady.

[David Lee Coro]

Jim Brewer. Yeah, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Jim Brewer do.

[David Lee Coro]

Also, there was one more person. Who the hell did Sam talk to about us?

[Top Lobster]

Eddie Bravo.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, Eddie Bravo show. I don't know if he does the show.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, mystery boy voice.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah, Mystery boys. Who was.

[Top Lobster]

Who was tp usa.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, we had him here.

[Top Lobster]

Remember?

[Matthew Hepner]

I had the guy from Turning Point here.

[David Lee Coro]

No, not Jay Dyer. Not on Jay Dyer's show.

[Top Lobster]

You should do Jay Dyer show.

[David Lee Coro]

That'd be funny. So there was A guy that.

[Matthew Hepner]

How. What would you guys talk about when you did have J.

[Top Lobster]

We just let him talk about the company.

[David Lee Coro]

He does a lot of really good stuff on, like, Alien Deception and like, that. Like, that was fun. We should add Laura Loomer on the Laura Loomer show. That'd be good. Yeah. Daddy show. I don't think he has a show. The view is fine, Whatever. But there was somebody that Sam Tripley was talking about with.

[Top Lobster]

About Danny Jones.

[David Lee Coro]

No, it wasn't just Danny Jones. It was somebody else, like Bobby Jones.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, Jamie Kennedy.

[David Lee Coro]

Jamie Kennedy. Good. Good memory, Doug. Yeah. Jamie Kennedy has a show. We'd love to go talk to Jamie Kennedy.

[Top Lobster]

So.

[David Lee Coro]

So pick five big shows and go and tell them. And. And you'll get entered into the. The raffle to win the VIP ticket. That gives you two. Two days. So you'll be here with us. Two days. It'll be the one in. In the studio. And also make sure you could make

[Top Lobster]

it to the show.

[David Lee Coro]

Also probably make sure that. Yeah, that can happen. All right, that's enough of that. Let's go.

[Top Lobster]

You ready?

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Are you sure?

[David Lee Coro]

I think so.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, here's this horse face lady.

[Matthew Hepner]

I already don't like it. That's like a pig. Can you teach us some Nay.

[Top Lobster]

Yes.

[Nancy]

What would you like to say?

[Matthew Hepner]

I'd like to say, hello, my name is Annie.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Nancy]

Okay.

[Matthew Hepner]

What? Can we zoom in?

[Top Lobster]

You want to see her whole horse face?

[Matthew Hepner]

No, I just don't understand, like, what's.

[Top Lobster]

It was completely unnecessary with this guy.

[Nancy]

Yes. What would you like to say?

[Matthew Hepner]

I'd like to say, hello, my name is Annie.

[Nancy]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

It's not AI. This is just from English.

[Matthew Hepner]

That's clearly AI.

[David Lee Coro]

That's just a dumb. In a mask. You can hear.

[Top Lobster]

You can hear her behind the mask.

[Matthew Hepner]

They do that with AI.

[Top Lobster]

Now, why would you need.

[Matthew Hepner]

Why is it all white in the front of her nose and her, like, mouth?

[David Lee Coro]

That's what she's like, you know, she's got a little thing.

[Top Lobster]

She'd be sniffing stuff. She's a horse with vitiligo heart on her forehead.

[Matthew Hepner]

What is happening? That's AI. Look at the ears, guys.

[David Lee Coro]

Are you scared? Not enough people are scared. I think you can only vote once. I think a lot of people are scared. And now they. They've already.

[Top Lobster]

Alex, the red coated Jew, wanted us to perform at his Comic Con. But if the Comic con was for,

[David Lee Coro]

like, furries and crannies.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah. Then you got afraid they wouldn't like.

[Top Lobster]

They wouldn't like what we do.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Remember when he bought drag queen dudes to our event.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

And then that didn't go over well for them. Everybody literally got up and left when they got on stage.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you don't know this story.

[Matthew Hepner]

I don't think I want to know this story. I want to know about the horse later.

[Top Lobster]

Tell them the story.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't remember how it goes. I just think, like, Alex took some creative liberties, decided to, like, you know, dress up the event a little bit and throw his own two cents in. And the event was already going.

[Matthew Hepner]

Alex, the guy that gets the locations for you. Yeah. The red coated show.

[Top Lobster]

Well, yeah. So the first Bohemian Grove we did.

[David Lee Coro]

No, it was a second. It was at least the second one. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

He was like, all right, you got a lot of people here, and it ends at 9, and you have no trannies performing. There's no trainings performing. He said, so I'm gonna do something after, and if you guys want to hang out and come to the show, then they can. And he did, like, a drag queen show. And we were like. I told him. I was like, our fans don't like that. It doesn't mix well. And he's like, it's gonna be fine. They're crazy.

[David Lee Coro]

And I was like, I know what crazy people like. Crazy people. Like, wacky. Like the novelty drag show. Yeah. As if it's 1990 and this is the Howard Stern show.

[Top Lobster]

You know, it was just, like, a very dated approach to this.

[Matthew Hepner]

And so he had drag queens come out and everybody left.

[Top Lobster]

The drag queens were coming in, and the people were making fun of them as they were changing because our show was, like, ending, and they were like, what the is that?

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, man.

[Top Lobster]

There's a drag queen in a wheelchair. They're like, get out of here with this. Very funny. All right.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't care about the horse lady. I don't. I don't want. I don't even want Matt to be allowed to see that.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, fine.

[Nancy]

All right, all right.

[Top Lobster]

We're gonna fill another horse. First lady, forget whatever plans you have this weekend because you're staying at home and playing on Spin Quest.

[Matthew Hepner]

And there's never been a better time

[Top Lobster]

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[Matthew Hepner]

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[David Lee Coro]

Then we Got to answer some of these questions or address these. 52.

[Matthew Hepner]

Government can take control of your car steering what moment?

[David Lee Coro]

No.

[Lady Luck]

Right.

[David Lee Coro]

No, no, no, no.

[Top Lobster]

If not, can it help you avoid turtles?

[David Lee Coro]

Maybe the government should have taken over, in that instance, the Little Turtle Preservation Act.

[Lady Luck]

Go look up the Vault 7.

[David Lee Coro]

What?

[Matthew Hepner]

Released CIA documents.

[Nancy]

Documents.

[Matthew Hepner]

So if you drive an Audi, a BMW, a Ford, or a Honda.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, I'm good.

[Matthew Hepner]

That operates on the Q and X system.

[David Lee Coro]

That's right, fj. Not my Jeep.

[Matthew Hepner]

Be careful what you say in your car. Makes me wonder about all those suspicious.

[David Lee Coro]

I just drive around all day saying, hold on.

[Matthew Hepner]

You do know that the government can take control of your car steering at any moment?

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, it started over, right?

[Top Lobster]

Oh, it started over.

[David Lee Coro]

I. I was terrified. But FJ said they can't do it to my Jeep. I'm. I'm imagining since he's a Jeep owner, he has some reason. And that's all I need to know. That's all I need to know. So I'm good. You guys are all right.

[Top Lobster]

This is our last message for mom.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay. Hyundai Santa Fe. Dude.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, they're taking that over.

[Top Lobster]

No, they're not doing anything.

[David Lee Coro]

100.

[Top Lobster]

They can't do anything.

[David Lee Coro]

They're like, oh, he's already gay.

[Top Lobster]

The Outbacks, they said. They already said steakhouse. Outback Steakhouse. Great restaurant. What is this fat guy going to talk about?

[Matthew Hepner]

It's Tony Lamb, and I am the man who saw Tomorrow, and I am not my own.

[Top Lobster]

There's another profit.

[David Lee Coro]

Let's go. Are you excited maybe on the profits today? High five. Matt, stop it. All right.

[Matthew Hepner]

When you do that. Oh, with a very high price. Flat earthquakes and tsunamis coming to America. Eat earthquakes.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, I thought that FJ fool literally owns an fj. I. Because I was thinking fj. It's G by Jonathan that I got confused with. We have our own steering control called Death Wobble. Damn.

[Top Lobster]

Dang.

[David Lee Coro]

That's crazy. Yeah, that do be happening. Not on my Jeep yet.

[Matthew Hepner]

Price was the precious blood of Jesus, so I belong to Jesus, and Jesus may do with me all his pleasure. And I am in total agreement with that.

[Top Lobster]

The man who was called by God

[Matthew Hepner]

for this time right now to warn the people as to what is to come.

[David Lee Coro]

All right, wait, pause it.

[Matthew Hepner]

Luke 21 verse.

[David Lee Coro]

How do you feel about this so far? I feel like he's saying a lot of that. Like, okay, I've not thrown any alarms yet.

[Top Lobster]

Matt might feed into this. What do you think, Matt?

[David Lee Coro]

Matt looks.

[Nancy]

Loves it.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, I don't know.

[David Lee Coro]

Matt wants to kiss this guy, if

[Matthew Hepner]

he's saying I saw prophecies or I saw visions. Yeah. I'm always skeptical when that's. But the guy seems like a nice enough guy. He looks like a guy you'd meet at a coin show, though. It looks like a guy that, like, maybe.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, what's the profit supposed to look like?

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, it could have come from a coin show. You're right.

[Top Lobster]

That's true.

[David Lee Coro]

By the way, shout out to ministries, who's in the chat who, for the maybe the third time, has told us 100 rupees equals $1.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, but how many rubies?

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Top Lobster]

Actually, that says rubies is one gold.

[Nancy]

Oh.

[David Lee Coro]

How many golds is a dollar?

[Matthew Hepner]

Jeeps are white girl cars.

[David Lee Coro]

Yes, they are.

[Top Lobster]

So they're pennies. Rubies are pennies.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, rubies are pennies. So we got rid of pennies, and ninjas are introduced.

[Top Lobster]

Rubbies are butterflies. It's very confusing. Very confusing.

[David Lee Coro]

The guys don't forget go and tell or butterflies to have us on the show.

[Top Lobster]

We should make them black and also,

[David Lee Coro]

like, do it on the appropriate apps, too, because they're not on, like, they're not on X, but they're on Instagram.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Rupees.

[David Lee Coro]

That's what I thought she was talking about. Rupees. M. All right.

[Top Lobster]

I feel like we should lean into just being as horrible as possible.

[Matthew Hepner]

What do you mean by that? And how would that be different from now?

[David Lee Coro]

Those are fair questions.

[Top Lobster]

Well, why?

[David Lee Coro]

Those are fair questions.

[Top Lobster]

It's a fair question because he doesn't know how horrible we can be.

[Matthew Hepner]

I get little glimpses of it, though. You guys send me screenshots and, like, when you try to get me going about Spurgeon or, like, other things, and I know where you're at.

[Top Lobster]

Well, Spurgeon was same boomer.

[David Lee Coro]

Hey, guys, press that heart in the corner a bunch. I like when you guys press that.

[Top Lobster]

Actually, the guy that posted that, I

[David Lee Coro]

said, wow, look at them pressing the hearts in the corner.

[Top Lobster]

I had responded to him, and I said, look at him go.

[Matthew Hepner]

We are now part of the Spurgeon. I saw when you said amen. It's like, okay.

[Top Lobster]

No, I'm saying we're dealing with the error of his way.

[David Lee Coro]

So nice guys. They're really pressing the heart in the corner a lot, and it's really nice.

[Matthew Hepner]

Maybe not.

[David Lee Coro]

It's so nice you guys can't see it because you have.

[Top Lobster]

Respect is given. I said. I said respect is earned, not just, like, given to somebody.

[Matthew Hepner]

Like who?

[Top Lobster]

Well, well, the. The premise of that was that we have to respect the Jews. And I said, okay, why they don't respect us.

[David Lee Coro]

Wait, what was the quote?

[Matthew Hepner]

Wait, what?

[David Lee Coro]

You couldn't. Damn it. You unmuted me at the wrong time. What was the quote?

[Top Lobster]

The quote. Hold on. Let's just take this off.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay? Take off the.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, I guess this is like the. Again. This is like a brilliant scheme by Satan, dude. He's got a brilliant playing field now. You have a ton of Internet Christians who are like, I'm smarter than Spurgeon. Is it possible even in with Spurgeon and his incredible preaching, isn't it? Is it possible that he's wrong about that? Absolutely.

[Top Lobster]

Right now, yes. That's Spurgeon. A Christian is the last person who ought to ever speak disrespectfully or unkindly of the Jewish views.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, that's pretty straightforward.

[Top Lobster]

And I said, respect is a mutual thing. A major thing. Some of the greatest preachers missed. We're now dealing with the consequences of the mistake of their behavior.

[David Lee Coro]

What about when their behavior is despicable,

[Matthew Hepner]

Not a mutual thing? Turn the other cheek is specifically. You get slapped, you accept it. Right? I'm not talking about, like, physical harm. We're not talking about that. But if you're disrespect, you say, yeah, no problem.

[David Lee Coro]

I would actually remove the mutual thing and just go, what about when their behavior is despicable?

[Matthew Hepner]

I would remove the Jew thing.

[David Lee Coro]

I would just say, no, no people, anybody's.

[Top Lobster]

So why do they get a pass?

[David Lee Coro]

No, no. So he's wrong.

[Matthew Hepner]

Get a pass.

[David Lee Coro]

He's wrong.

[Top Lobster]

I'm wrong. No, no.

[David Lee Coro]

Spurgeon's.

[Top Lobster]

That's why I said he's wrong. Yeah, but he's. He's wrong because again, he's dealing in a different time period.

[Matthew Hepner]

How much Spurgeon have you read?

[Top Lobster]

I'm not saying I read that quote right there.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, no problem.

[Matthew Hepner]

That doesn't mean that because he's brilliant on so many things that he's not wrong about that.

[Top Lobster]

That's what I said.

[Matthew Hepner]

That's what I said. 100 be wrong about that.

[Top Lobster]

I said a major thing. Some of the. You're muted. Some of the greatest preachers missed. So the greatest. Some of the greatest preachers. But he missed this.

[Matthew Hepner]

Am I off mute? Yeah, you're smarter than you. I don't necessarily like that, just to be honest.

[David Lee Coro]

And I didn't want to get into

[Top Lobster]

it in that chat saying he missed it. On this topic, I am smarter than Spurgeon because he has a big blind spot.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, that's true, too. Sparrow says, who the hell knows if he even said that?

[Matthew Hepner]

Time will tell.

[David Lee Coro]

That's true.

[Matthew Hepner]

Statement I like. What's the statement again?

[David Lee Coro]

Why are we not attributing false quotes to everybody?

[Top Lobster]

We should be. It says a Christian is the last person who ought to ever speak disrespectfully or unkindly of the Jews.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, so think about this. You're a Bible reader, right? You're a Christian. That means you read the Bible. You read from Genesis to Revelation. You read this whole story of what Israel's been through and how terrible it is and how bad they've done, and something in you goes, wow, I can relate to this story. I'm a bad person, too. That's what happens when you get close to God. Or you look at that and go, f them. Burn them. All right?

[Top Lobster]

I think, listen, Spurgeon also existed in a day before or. It was widely known that a rabbi owned pornhub.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, so when you discover a rabbi owns pornhub, are you allowed to go, that's up.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

No. Okay. Well, as a person, you're not. As a Christian, unkind.

[Top Lobster]

It's just. It is disrespectful to say. Because if you'd be like, hey, bro, what is that? It's kind of. It's disrespectful to the Jews.

[David Lee Coro]

100 years ago, do you think people maybe they spoke with a lot more, like, fancy couth and such, you know, like, it was. It was just, like, unheard of to be disrespectful and unkind in general.

[Top Lobster]

There is also a line of like,

[David Lee Coro]

guys, keep pressing that heart button in the corner. I like when you do that.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Because I think you're on to something. This is. This is totally a fair conversation. Like, you see an individual do a bad thing, say, no, that's a bad thing. I don't think Spurgeon's saying, you can't point that out if that's a Jewish person. I don't think that's what he's saying. I think he's saying the Jews as. As a whole. Like, that's like, let's be mindful of that. Look at their mistakes as a whole. Look at how they went off the rails. And that should. That should make you, like, look at your own life and say, man, I've gone off the rails too. All I'm saying is if I read a thing like that, it at least crosses my mind to say Persian was

[Top Lobster]

talking about making generalizations. But I Could be wrong.

[Matthew Hepner]

All I'm saying is if I could see a quote like that, I'm going to say maybe I should examine my position. If it's opposite dispersion, which doesn't mean that he's right and I'm wrong. Wrong. Just say maybe I should look into that. If great men of God have come before me and thought something like this, doesn't mean they didn't miss it. They could have missed it. You're very right.

[Top Lobster]

I think that.

[Matthew Hepner]

But I'm at least going to consider it.

[Top Lobster]

As I said. I'll just read what I said again, guys.

[David Lee Coro]

They're hitting that hard button so, so much.

[Top Lobster]

We are now we're dealing with the consequences of the mistake of the greatest preachers and their behavior.

[Matthew Hepner]

What are those consequences?

[Top Lobster]

Letting the Jews off the hook.

[Matthew Hepner]

What does that mean?

[David Lee Coro]

Never do that.

[Top Lobster]

What does that mean? That means, as a Christian preacher, when you say don't criticize them, be very specific about what you're talking about. Don't criticize somebody. Then they go off the rails and then they buy pornhub and then they invade your country.

[David Lee Coro]

They sell dildos with their daughter, dildo

[Top Lobster]

with their daughters, and then they poison your skies and food and water and try to rape your kids.

[David Lee Coro]

And we're not allowed to say that's up.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just saying only if you do

[Matthew Hepner]

that to everybody that you see doing

[David Lee Coro]

that you did this. Okay, but who else.

[Top Lobster]

But who else is praying?

[Matthew Hepner]

Say, what's it saying?

[Top Lobster]

What Spurgeon is talking about is just the Jews. So you've made a sacred cow of the Jews. And, and I understand it's like, okay, they've been.

[Matthew Hepner]

But also, what's the context? He's talking about the Jews in the Bible. Because again, like, this is probably a weighty conversation. Is he specifically talking about Jews in the Bible or saying, like the Jews that live on your block? I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

A Christian is the last person who ever should speak disrespectfully or unkindly to. Of the Jews.

[Matthew Hepner]

So maybe he's. Maybe the context is in his sermon, which you'd have to go back and read. Read would be Jews in the Bible.

[Top Lobster]

I'm just saying there's a reason that we're here right now. There's a reason why the 501C3 that you hate and has been bastardized to such a. Such a degree is because of infiltration from the Jews. And I. This is fertile ground to do it.

[Matthew Hepner]

So now you agree with me on the bastardization of the. Yeah, 501C3. You just said it.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, well, yeah, but as long as

[Matthew Hepner]

it coincides with the Jews did it, then we're good with saying it's bad.

[Top Lobster]

But you don't, you don't ever, you don't ever have admit that that's a big part of it. It's probably the main part of it.

[Matthew Hepner]

I'm, I'm always going to blame the church before I blame the Jews. Right? Like if the church is the one who knows God, then they're failing by

[Top Lobster]

not, I know, but making things what I'm saying.

[Matthew Hepner]

So if they're allowing themselves to be infiltrated by another nation, wouldn't you agree?

[Top Lobster]

Okay, so we ought not ever speak disrespectfully or unkindly of the Jew. So if I go, okay, the 501C, the modern 501C3 is failing because it's a adopted, it's adopted the ideology of the Jew.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, I agree that we should be doing that today. Amen. I don't know if his context isn't Jews in the Bible, but again, I just come back to this thing. It's like I look at the Jews, I look at all their mistakes and that should make me look inward and go, I do the same stuff, man, for sure.

[David Lee Coro]

Did you just say N word?

[Top Lobster]

N word.

[Matthew Hepner]

So what? So all name all the things that you hate about them. Like say the pornhub. You say, oh man, I partook of pornography about.

[Top Lobster]

I'm have to mute you if you don't let me talk. It's not about hating, it's about, it's about division. They're a different religion. What do you have anything to do

[Matthew Hepner]

with Christianity that we've been grafted onto?

[Top Lobster]

No, no, no, no, no, no. We are doing Christianity. They are doing. Judy, what's going on everyone?

[Matthew Hepner]

It's bluff here.

[Top Lobster]

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[Matthew Hepner]

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[Top Lobster]

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[Matthew Hepner]

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[Top Lobster]

Why are you involved with what we're doing here?

[Matthew Hepner]

And we've been grafted onto it.

[Top Lobster]

Why are you involved with your old dead religion religion with what we are doing here?

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, you're saying in the 501C3 system in general. Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah. You should be wise to say, hey, you guys are just here begging for money. Because I've seen that too, where, like, people, the Jews in their mind, come to churches and say, I know that you have to support me. Your Bible says. You're like, whoa, whoa, hold on. Pump the brakes. So if you're saying, like, it's more

[Top Lobster]

sophisticated than that, you think that that's, like, the biggest scam that they can pull off if they know that they have you hook line.

[Matthew Hepner]

That's their biggest scam. I'd imagine they have bigger scams than that, but, yeah, I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

The state of the Ch Church. Look at it. Why is it falling apart? I don't know why it. I think there's a correlation. When you say, why is this thing falling apart? And then you go, wait up, wait up, wait, wait up. What's inside of it.

[Matthew Hepner]

You're saying, it's not the church's fault, it's the Jew's fault. I would disagree, but whatever.

[Top Lobster]

Thank you, Nancy. I'm not saying it's a fault. I'm not saying Jew's fault. I'm not saying it's the church's fault. I'm just saying that. That that's there. And I'm also saying that this quote won't even allow you to admit. Address it. The preachers of old wouldn't even allow people to address it.

[David Lee Coro]

That's fair.

[Matthew Hepner]

Depending on the context, it appears. I don't think Spurgeon saying, if a Jewish guy came down the street and shot another guy, saying, hey, don't. You can't. No, don't say anything. That's a Jewish guy. You can't say anything. He's not saying that.

[Nancy]

So is this just for the Jews, or does it pertain to other demographics?

[Top Lobster]

Just for the Jewish Jews. You can't criticize them.

[David Lee Coro]

Right.

[Matthew Hepner]

You got to remember, the context of the Bible is it's all the stories of the Jews, dude. So there's a lot in it. And I know how cool it is today. They hate the Jews.

[David Lee Coro]

I get it. I get it.

[Top Lobster]

You should be able to criticize.

[Matthew Hepner]

I do, too.

[David Lee Coro]

And there's.

[Top Lobster]

And sometimes when you criticize stuff, it's.

[David Lee Coro]

So you're saying if Spurgeon was using that in the context that it appears he was, then he was incorrect.

[Matthew Hepner]

Somebody on his street and that guy was Jewish and he said, no, you can't criticize that guy, then obviously Spurgeon's the wrong. Or if that guy opened pornhub yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

But then, no, no, no, that's not okay.

[Top Lobster]

I could easily say that that's not what he's talking about, because you can take any old head. The guy that we sat across from right here, and he was pretty good on his. His story is great. Ms. Steve Massoud. I mean, yeah, the Jews can do no wrong.

[Matthew Hepner]

Basically, we're like, all right, said David

[David Lee Coro]

Dr. Massud. I don't know. He. I think he kind of felt what he stepped in and then he kind of pulled back from it. Yeah, but it's what, where he was going.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Because there's a lot of them that go that way. It's very obvious Derek Gilbert was going the same direction.

[Top Lobster]

And then once they go, oh, these guys know a little bit more than like the super superficial nonsense that I was pushing, they go, let me just step this back a little bit.

[Matthew Hepner]

All I've ever said is there's something in between. Kill all the Jews and the Jews do no wrong. It's good that everybody's looking at the context of what the Jews are doing today, but look at that in light. Light of what we also have in the scripture. That's all I ever said.

[Top Lobster]

Think though. Don't you think, though, that rhetoric like that a lot. It's just all it is. All that is. You know what that is, Matt? I'll put it in terms you can understand. It's a blank check. That's a blank check written to the Jews to do whatever the they want.

[David Lee Coro]

Here's an example. Here's an example.

[Matthew Hepner]

Led to unlimited power of the Jews.

[David Lee Coro]

Can I say something? Can I say something?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, go ahead, Dave.

[David Lee Coro]

So within the leftist ideology you have coveted people groups, protected people groups that you're not allowed to criticize. And then we've watched how those people groups have up a bunch of things culturally in the west. And we could all agree now in 2026, that it wasn't right to just give carte blanche to, you know, this person because they're a minority group or that person because they're an lgbt. It's the same exact thing.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

It's the same exact thing. To do it to any people group, to give them, you know, a pass and say that you can't criticize them, even to just allude to the idea that you can't criticize them for whatever reason if it's biblically, contextually, or otherwise. Like, no, everybody. You said it yourself, right? Everybody.

[Top Lobster]

A little bit on what Spurgeon is saying in the quote here. Only because we're reading it 100 years in the future and have seen what has happened. So whether he meant that exactly or his words have led to that, I don't know. There's a thousand other preachers that have meant what I'm saying exactly. And now we're dealing with the consequences. That's all I'm saying. Like, hey, you have to earn respect. It's mutual. If one party doesn't respect you and you say, hey, can't talk it. Can't talk about them. Can't say anything.

[David Lee Coro]

Can't talk about the game.

[Top Lobster]

They're gonna run wild.

[David Lee Coro]

Can't talk about the trans. And they talk about the black community. Can't talk about, you know, Islamophobia, whatever.

[Top Lobster]

The thing is, can't say in Leesburg.

[David Lee Coro]

That's right.

[Matthew Hepner]

Spurgeon is talking about Jews in his day that are doing wrong in his day and say, no, no, no. You have to turn a blind eye to that. Of course that's wrong. Of course that's wrong.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, but they've been doing the same thing.

[David Lee Coro]

I'm glad that we could agree.

[Top Lobster]

Is it Whatever again, It always comes back to the idea. Thank you. Thank you, Rusty.

[David Lee Coro]

All right, let's get into these things. We have to have said.

[Matthew Hepner]

Matt's right.

[David Lee Coro]

Nobody says

[Nancy]

no.

[David Lee Coro]

Wait, what did Reb say? Go down real quick. Reb said something about Tripoli saying protected classes go up just a little bit. It's what Sam Tripley says. No, protected classes are racist. Amen.

[Top Lobster]

No protected classes. No. No sacred cows either. We're gonna. Yeah, cut them. Them down. We're tearing them down. We're going to burn them in the.

[David Lee Coro]

Fire them down. All right, let's. Let's read these super chats. I don't think there's anything. Oh, wait, we do have to finish this guy's prophetic word, God.

[Top Lobster]

Fine.

[David Lee Coro]

All right. We never. We just.

[Nancy]

Eleven.

[Matthew Hepner]

And great earthquake shall be in diverse

[Top Lobster]

places, and famines and pestilence, and great

[Matthew Hepner]

signs shall there be from heaven. Revelation 8, verse 5. And the angel took the sensor and filled it with fire from the altar and came, cast it into the earth. And there were voices and thunderings and

[Top Lobster]

lightnings and an earthquake.

[Matthew Hepner]

Isaiah 29, verse 6. Thou shalt be visited of the Lord of hosts.

[Top Lobster]

And with thunder, and with earthquake, and

[Matthew Hepner]

with great noise, with storm and tempest, and the flame of the devouring fire. Okay. Isaiah 24:19. Oh, this is right so far. The earth is utterly broken down.

[Top Lobster]

You can't do this, guys.

[David Lee Coro]

What is he ever going to get to a point where he says anything

[Top Lobster]

he's supposed to know what? Respect me a little bit more. Record on a better, better thing.

[David Lee Coro]

If you're gonna. If you're gonna prophesy something important, do it on a. A sure microphone.

[Top Lobster]

And guess who's gonna read them.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, Nancy. Nancy, you have a lot of super chats to read.

[Top Lobster]

Is she still there?

[Matthew Hepner]

She's going to work 55 of them.

[David Lee Coro]

Holy, that's a lot of money, Nance. Are you ready?

[Lady Luck]

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[Matthew Hepner]

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[Nancy]

I guess so.

[David Lee Coro]

If you go to the starred section in Streamyard, you can see all of them since the Jones.

[Nancy]

Am I reading all the G gems?

[David Lee Coro]

All the gems. You're reading it all. That's what we promised and that's what you're going to deliver.

[Nancy]

Okay, the first one is from Kenny the Fed. He says.

[David Lee Coro]

No, no, the first one's from Total Annihilator.

[Matthew Hepner]

Total Annihilator.

[Nancy]

What?

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, yeah. For some reason it's not showing.

[Top Lobster]

Maybe she showed up later.

[David Lee Coro]

But you must have showed up after it.

[Top Lobster]

It's thumbs up.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, so that's what we'll do. Dance. We'll put it on the screen for you and then you read it and.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, read it.

[Nancy]

There's nothing to read.

[David Lee Coro]

No, read the signs. You read what it says, Nance.

[Nancy]

Thumbs up. Thumbs up.

[Top Lobster]

Thumbs up.

[Nancy]

Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Clap. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Thumbs up.

[Matthew Hepner]

Nancy's the best.

[David Lee Coro]

Annihilator. Wow. Thank you for that one. Here we go. We got another one from Kenny the Fed.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, I'll pull them up for you.

[Matthew Hepner]

Blessed.

[Top Lobster]

What's that say?

[Matthew Hepner]

Got it.

[David Lee Coro]

No, it's a dick.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's a penis with the equal sign.

[David Lee Coro]

And then at the very the B is the balls. It doesn't show up on the screen here, but we can see it as B followed by several equal signs followed by the $5. Kenny, thank you for the penis.

[Nancy]

If I get one more ad, I want my $5 back from Joe Preston. Preston.

[David Lee Coro]

Thank you, Joe Preston. I hope you didn't get any more ads because I'm not giving you your money back.

[Nancy]

Dissident says made. God bless Israel on behalf of nds. Thank you.

[David Lee Coro]

Thank you, dissident.

[Matthew Hepner]

Wow.

[Top Lobster]

I agree. I agree with that.

[David Lee Coro]

You're doing great, Nance.

[Nancy]

Laney says Matt, if they're only 1% of the population, why do they cause 99% of the OI. They.

[Matthew Hepner]

That's a great question.

[Nancy]

Yeah, good question.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, this is good music for this. Good call, Top.

[Matthew Hepner]

How could they possibly be at the center of everything?

[David Lee Coro]

Well, no, she. She or Laney is saying, if it's just 1% of the population, why. Why are they. Why are they such an ove.

[Matthew Hepner]

How is that even possible? Yeah, it's a great question.

[David Lee Coro]

I would argue Satan.

[Top Lobster]

Are they that good? Just nothing else. Just you'd argue.

[David Lee Coro]

I would argue Satan. Thank you, Laney.

[Nancy]

Scott says flower.

[David Lee Coro]

Thank you for the flower.

[Top Lobster]

The 30 gems.

[David Lee Coro]

What's that? I don't even know, dude, but we are covered in gems and flowers.

[Nancy]

Kenny, the Fed says gold coin. Thank you.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't know if he does say.

[Top Lobster]

He does say gold.

[David Lee Coro]

He does say gold coin.

[Top Lobster]

Okay, then he also said

[Matthew Hepner]

67 gems.

[Nancy]

Oh, wait, so those aren't their comments sense. It just.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't understand what it is.

[Top Lobster]

No, no, it's the denomination first and then the comment.

[Matthew Hepner]

What if those end up being, like, bitcoin?

[Top Lobster]

Dude, I doubt it.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, you do.

[David Lee Coro]

Can you please read that, please? He says six, seven.

[Top Lobster]

Six, seven.

[David Lee Coro]

Just go to the next one.

[Matthew Hepner]

This music is a lot.

[Nancy]

Silver star.

[David Lee Coro]

Thank you, Dissident.

[Top Lobster]

That's two gems, I think.

[Nancy]

Gold coin. I thought.

[David Lee Coro]

No, he just keeps sending us Pink Panther vibes.

[Nancy]

Gold coin.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, thank you, dissident.

[Nancy]

Sparrow. Silver star.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, all right.

[David Lee Coro]

Gold star.

[Nancy]

Sparkles.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, isn't it?

[Top Lobster]

Thank you. Different sparkles. I wonder how much that's worth. How much coffee could I buy with that?

[Matthew Hepner]

That one's not real.

[Nancy]

Makeup brush.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, the worst for me.

[Top Lobster]

What you mean, mean? All right, now we're getting to some real.

[Nancy]

Okay, for 9.99, Cherry Bear says money in the swear jar for Matt's potty mouth. You are the worst, man.

[Matthew Hepner]

You're very rewarding.

[Top Lobster]

Your behavior.

[David Lee Coro]

Very offensive. Thank you, Cherry.

[Top Lobster]

Very cool. I kind of like these things. What's this? The 20 gems.

[Nancy]

Party hat.

[Top Lobster]

Oh.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, wow. What's that do?

[Matthew Hepner]

That's the thing he ran over on

[David Lee Coro]

the chocolateier that he ate.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, she's still sad about it.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, my God. Yeah, you trashed her on the show, too.

[Nancy]

What Is this super sticker?

[David Lee Coro]

Wow.

[Top Lobster]

Wow.

[David Lee Coro]

What's that?

[Nancy]

Total annihilator. Thank you.

[Matthew Hepner]

Wow.

[David Lee Coro]

Thank you. Total annihilator.

[Matthew Hepner]

A thousand gems. Must be something relevant. It's, like, different.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah. Let's see what a thousand gems look like.

[David Lee Coro]

Thank you for floating heart. I'll. I'll start putting these other ones up. Up, I think. For you, floating heart. Thank you very much. Dissident. I don't know where the.

[Top Lobster]

We are Dissident. Yeah. So we have to keep going.

[Nancy]

We're on goat trophy.

[David Lee Coro]

Yes, we are.

[Top Lobster]

Yes, we are.

[Nancy]

For a thousand gems.

[Matthew Hepner]

Wow.

[David Lee Coro]

Thank you, Brad. For the goat trophy.

[Top Lobster]

Wait up, wait up. I'm trying to do.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, well, I got this one. Don't worry about that.

[Matthew Hepner]

Did you find anything on what are from Sparrow? Tried to Google it and.

[Top Lobster]

Hold on, hold on. How much are gems worth?

[David Lee Coro]

No idea, dude.

[Matthew Hepner]

I think.

[Top Lobster]

Yo, dude, the conversions are crazy. Jewels convert into rubies, which, with each ruby being valued at 0.1 cents.

[Matthew Hepner]

What?

[Top Lobster]

What?

[Matthew Hepner]

What a waste of time.

[David Lee Coro]

Hey, guys.

[Top Lobster]

The more jewels you receive, by the

[Matthew Hepner]

time YouTube takes their percent, we're getting nothing.

[David Lee Coro]

Hey, guys. What the are you doing?

[Top Lobster]

I don't know. How much is a thousand jewels are worth? Roughly ten to fourteen dollars.

[Matthew Hepner]

A thousand jewels. Gems.

[Top Lobster]

Jewels.

[David Lee Coro]

Gems. We did have a thousand jewels or gems.

[Top Lobster]

I don't know.

[Lady Luck]

Dude.

[Matthew Hepner]

This is so.

[David Lee Coro]

Here's another one.

[Nancy]

Tip in the jar for Matt to swear again.

[Matthew Hepner]

No.

[David Lee Coro]

Do it.

[Matthew Hepner]

No.

[David Lee Coro]

Say it.

[Matthew Hepner]

Not gonna do it.

[David Lee Coro]

You just gave you five dollars. Oh, my God.

[Matthew Hepner]

All right, you got the Nancy swear.

[David Lee Coro]

All right, that doesn't count, though. But finding. Oh, sorry, I'm. My bad.

[Nancy]

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[Top Lobster]

That's right. Orthogonics is our newest sponsor.

[David Lee Coro]

Is that what happens when you get debate raped? You need a little Orthogon X to put on, like, an ointment.

[Top Lobster]

What's more of a preventative new deodorant he's talking about.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, it doesn't peel up in your.

[Top Lobster]

Doesn't give you dingleberries in your arm.

[Matthew Hepner]

Bingo.

[Top Lobster]

And we'll thank our lovely sponsor who's

[David Lee Coro]

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[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Coro]

Wow.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Coro]

Oh, Atma owns this company, right?

[Top Lobster]

Yes, that's right.

[David Lee Coro]

Shout out to Atma.

[Top Lobster]

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[Matthew Hepner]

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[Top Lobster]

Do you or someone you know suffer from artsy farsies? Oh, EP Weepies. Oh, poopsie. Oopsies.

[Matthew Hepner]

What is that?

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Coro]

Is it suppository? Is it not?

[Top Lobster]

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[David Lee Coro]

Wow, that's actually a great product.

[Top Lobster]

Orthogon X.

[David Lee Coro]

Really doing big things over there.

[Matthew Hepner]

She's big, dude.

[Top Lobster]

She's great. All right, thanks Atma. I think she's Indian.

[David Lee Coro]

Here we go. This is dissident.

[Nancy]

How's it going, Nancy?

[Top Lobster]

How is it going?

[David Lee Coro]

How is it going, Nancy?

[Matthew Hepner]

It's a little out of order.

[Nancy]

It's going well.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, she wants to say more. Let her say more.

[Nancy]

No, no, that was it. Cherry bear asks what is. Can Matt say a potty word again?

[David Lee Coro]

Can Matt say a potty word again?

[Matthew Hepner]

Potty word.

[David Lee Coro]

No.

[Nancy]

Matt say.

[David Lee Coro]

But so far you've been.

[Nancy]

Say something.

[David Lee Coro]

$7 to make a swear word.

[Matthew Hepner]

I don't say swear words, man.

[David Lee Coro]

You dropped him at the.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, I got the show heated because I thought, like, wouldn't that be rad if you really did have a healing gift? What would that say about your character if you really had a gift to heal people and you used it to have a big thing and take in money?

[Nancy]

That's not a body word, man.

[David Lee Coro]

He didn't pay you to say stuff other than a swear word. So please.

[Matthew Hepner]

Not doing it. But let's go to the next one.

[Top Lobster]

200 gems.

[David Lee Coro]

I think that's worth so many gems.

[Top Lobster]

I didn't think that YouTube would allow you to pay such a low denomination.

[David Lee Coro]

We shouldn't be reading Jimmy Rustler.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, don't read it.

[Top Lobster]

$5 from Brenna.

[Matthew Hepner]

Brenna. That's real money.

[Nancy]

Question. Thank you. Thank you.

[Top Lobster]

Brena ends in the chat for $5.

[Nancy]

Hero. Everybody is starting a tower.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, very cool.

[David Lee Coro]

And n. What is he trying to spell? I wonder who knows.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, Nancy.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, $20. That's a big one.

[Matthew Hepner]

20 bucks.

[David Lee Coro]

Read these words, Nancy.

[Nancy]

I be. I be praying in the Brandon Biggs live streams and I feel the holy spirit. No cap.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, no cap.

[Nancy]

Thank you.

[Top Lobster]

What does that mean, Matt?

[Matthew Hepner]

That means when you don't have the honesty. Comic Con. He's saying he doesn't support Israel. So he's saying, no, cap, Not Jewish. He's one of you guys.

[Top Lobster]

Not a fantasy.

[David Lee Coro]

Uncircumcised or no. Could it mean. Is it A circumcised joke. Like I got no cap on that thing.

[Matthew Hepner]

You didn't even pick up the video of the guy the other day.

[Top Lobster]

I don't watch your.

[Nancy]

Here's the second letter of the tower from Cherry Bear.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, they're gonna say nice nine or night night.

[Nancy]

Oh, Kenny, the Fed has a question. How do you guys think NDS universe will evolve in the next year? David slash Top, how many jays died in the Holocaust?

[David Lee Coro]

Holla.

[Top Lobster]

Holla for a dollar.

[David Lee Coro]

How many tes is that? Five T's. Elite amount of teas. Kenny the Fed. Bravo.

[Top Lobster]

Well, he's asking us first. How do we think it will evolve? Evolve?

[David Lee Coro]

I think much like a Pokemon, I am going to develop cannons on my shoulders.

[Top Lobster]

Yes, probably.

[David Lee Coro]

And top will maybe become more aquatic and have claws.

[Top Lobster]

I think it will get exponentially less racist. But perceived as being more racist.

[David Lee Coro]

Yes, I. Wow. You want to talk about prophecy?

[Nancy]

What?

[David Lee Coro]

Yes. Yeah, that's how it works. 100. I agree with you.

[Matthew Hepner]

Less racist, but going to be perceived as more racist.

[David Lee Coro]

Because the bigger the show gets in, the more of a spotlight, the more feathers we're going to ruffle. Obviously we're being compelled to be better people at all times. So that's going to continue in whatever form that takes. But as we get to higher and higher places, more and more people will.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, it's like that Dr. Seuss book.

[David Lee Coro]

Would you. On the Joe Rogan show, would you, would you believe it on the Joe Rogan show?

[Top Lobster]

Would you, could you, could you believe it on a boat?

[David Lee Coro]

Abby the Loeb said it.

[Top Lobster]

Matt, how many people died in the holla first?

[David Lee Coro]

I don't think anybody did. Yeah, no.

[Matthew Hepner]

David Top, how many?

[David Lee Coro]

No, no, I said I don't think anybody died in Holocaust.

[Nancy]

Oh.

[Top Lobster]

Next question. Holy. Dude, you can't do that. You know that you can't do that.

[David Lee Coro]

Zero.

[Matthew Hepner]

Dude.

[David Lee Coro]

Absolutely nobody.

[Matthew Hepner]

Never happened.

[David Lee Coro]

I think it didn't happen. You know that the word wasn't invented until like the 1970s or 80s.

[Matthew Hepner]

Why are you doing that with your face, dude? I don't like that.

[Top Lobster]

Because that's. That's a level too far. David.

[David Lee Coro]

Hey everybody.

[Lady Luck]

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[Matthew Hepner]

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[Lady Luck]

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[Matthew Hepner]

Visit spinquest.com for more details. Like you're offended.

[Top Lobster]

I'm a little offended.

[David Lee Coro]

I'm wrong about a lot of stuff.

[Matthew Hepner]

So what year was that?

[David Lee Coro]

I don't know. 1919.

[Matthew Hepner]

So what are the odds that any information we get from any time period is accurate? I'm not. I mean, obviously something happened in that time.

[Top Lobster]

Red Cross numbers.

[Matthew Hepner]

Exactly what happened? Like, I have no clue about anything from history. Like, I.

[David Lee Coro]

Trust me.

[Top Lobster]

The question how many. How many people died in the.

[David Lee Coro]

Holla. How many people died in the Holocaust? About six, seven, six, six, seven.

[Matthew Hepner]

I mean, how do you balance any of the stuff?

[Top Lobster]

Next question.

[David Lee Coro]

Next question

[Nancy]

from Total Annihilator again. Could this be a permanent cast for Future episodes with NDs and straight box Bible? Or create a new show that already

[Matthew Hepner]

happened and I got thrown off?

[David Lee Coro]

There's only so much that I can take. I can only take so much of it.

[Top Lobster]

15 minute. I guess you did this before the 15 minute fight about Spurgeon and the Jews.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, yeah. This was long before that. Absolutely not.

[Matthew Hepner]

No. These guys are constantly picking fights.

[David Lee Coro]

There's only so much of. Of.

[Matthew Hepner]

Hey, hey.

[Top Lobster]

More gems.

[David Lee Coro]

Hey.

[Top Lobster]

750 of them. What's that meant?

[Nancy]

Says, let him cook.

[David Lee Coro]

Let him cook. Thank you, Portman.

[Top Lobster]

I think that's $10, by the way.

[David Lee Coro]

Portman.

[Top Lobster]

Very old.

[David Lee Coro]

1970.

[Top Lobster]

How many was the big one? It wasn't gems. It was like gold.

[David Lee Coro]

There was a gold coin, I believe the thousand rubbies.

[Matthew Hepner]

I don't know. I'm so confused.

[Top Lobster]

YouTube denominations, not orthodox of money.

[David Lee Coro]

Damn it, man.

[Top Lobster]

It keeps coming up.

[David Lee Coro]

A lot of people saying zero people died in the Holocaust. Stop that.

[Nancy]

And now Corbin says a hundred. 100 dead in the holocaust.

[David Lee Coro]

100 people got owie wowies in the Holocaust. And that's as far as I'm willing to go. I don't think they suffered death from those. I don't know. And I heard that they had really nice facilities.

[Top Lobster]

So kind of lamey whamy if you ask me.

[Matthew Hepner]

I agree. What are you guys doing with these words now?

[David Lee Coro]

I don't like this, Matt. Just go with it.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, Rusty said $2 for turtle funeral arrangements.

[David Lee Coro]

Gonna cost more than that to put that turtle at rest. So get to donating. Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You know how many.

[Nancy]

Very thoughtful, Rusty. Thank you.

[David Lee Coro]

It is very, very. I know definitively one gigantic piece came off of his back and I saw all of his insides.

[Top Lobster]

You know, it's really interesting how your

[David Lee Coro]

wife aimed for it. Yeah, that was super interesting.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, Benjamin's been going showing off about turtles and in their back, how it represents the real calendar.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, the calendar's all up on that one day. The day that your wife runs over.

[Matthew Hepner]

What? Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Damn, man.

[David Lee Coro]

I mean, what a. What an unbelievable piece of comedy. That's heavy. Was handed to me today.

[Top Lobster]

Thousand gems for a trophy cake.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, my God.

[Top Lobster]

What's that mean? Is that face. Now this one.

[Matthew Hepner]

What even is this? 10 gems and gold. Gold coin.

[David Lee Coro]

Yo. Jack Bronson, FJ just donated a thousand gems.

[Top Lobster]

You're gonna see what this is on YouTube.

[David Lee Coro]

1% of that. I don't know what it looks like at all. I've got no idea.

[Top Lobster]

Let's see. Because it might look a lot cooler.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, when they give us gems, I can't tell.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay, are they cryptocurrencies or not? No, this is.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, no, it's nothing. All right, all right.

[Top Lobster]

We got 10 gems, and that's also Nancy.

[David Lee Coro]

No, Nancy has to tell us.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, tell us.

[Nancy]

Gold coin.

[Matthew Hepner]

Hold on.

[Top Lobster]

I gotta remind her, because she clearly.

[David Lee Coro]

Nancy will read all of the chats.

[Top Lobster]

Not some of the chats. All of the chats.

[Matthew Hepner]

All of the chat sort of veered away from that.

[David Lee Coro]

No, we didn't. We're veering back. We already read this one about Matt Dingleberries.

[Matthew Hepner]

I would never answer, but thank you, Scott.

[David Lee Coro]

Dude, wonderful, Wonderful.

[Top Lobster]

I do have a really good idea for this, and I think it could be a solution.

[David Lee Coro]

A shirt.

[Top Lobster]

And I think it'll make us all rich.

[David Lee Coro]

About dungleberries. Dingleberries.

[Top Lobster]

I'll tell you guys after the chat.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, don't say it on the show, because they're gonna steal or I'm gonna do it. You know, they're thieves.

[Top Lobster]

9.99 from Makabala.

[David Lee Coro]

Makabala says top.

[Nancy]

I know. You hop in the shower instantly going to the armpit. You need to attack the armpit with a gentle lather until the deodorant is washed out.

[Top Lobster]

Now, you see, the problem is, is that, like, to lat, to get it to even lather.

[Matthew Hepner]

Lather.

[Top Lobster]

It's hard to do because the hair is, like, greased from the deodorant that I put on.

[Matthew Hepner]

You get dingleberries. That's what you got.

[Top Lobster]

It's not.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, no.

[Top Lobster]

I don't get the dingleberries.

[Matthew Hepner]

It's like.

[Top Lobster]

It's more like. It just gets, like, the hair together gets stuck like a dingleberry.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh.

[David Lee Coro]

Amy in Jersey says, ew.

[Top Lobster]

Well, you laughing when I'm rich.

[Nancy]

You

[Matthew Hepner]

all right?

[Nancy]

Says, I'm scared.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you were scared from My mom.

[David Lee Coro]

From the mom. Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

From messages from mommy.

[David Lee Coro]

It's very scary time.

[Top Lobster]

199 from Milhouse.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Nancy]

My girlfriend hates you guys, but loves messages from mom.

[Top Lobster]

Your girlfriend's a boomer, Boomer. Your girlfriend.

[David Lee Coro]

Girlfriend scared Milhouse. Thanks for the shirt, by the way.

[Matthew Hepner]

Gf. He's saying my.

[David Lee Coro]

My gay friend.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, my gay friend.

[David Lee Coro]

Look, here's another one.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, this one's for $5.

[David Lee Coro]

Much more important than Milhouse. What's that say?

[Matthew Hepner]

Is that a chick with a cat?

[David Lee Coro]

That's Kate, and she's the. And we actually have story from her soon. She's fantastic.

[Top Lobster]

Riddled with demons.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah. 100.

[Top Lobster]

Okay.

[David Lee Coro]

God bless her.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, this is a jacked old guy

[David Lee Coro]

that you like, Oscar with the shirt off, looking mild, muscular.

[Nancy]

He says, let's go.

[David Lee Coro]

Let's go, Oscar.

[Top Lobster]

Can you. Can you do it with the. I mean, there's cool explanation point.

[Matthew Hepner]

Nancy met Oscar at program.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Can you say that with some. Okay.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, Chat. Do you like this? Do you like what we're doing here? Is this bad?

[David Lee Coro]

We don't care. We're gonna keep doing it. Yeah, we just got a notification that says unk alert.

[Top Lobster]

UNC alert. What's that mean?

[David Lee Coro]

I have no idea, man.

[Top Lobster]

A notification from where it's gonna be in the start.

[David Lee Coro]

We're getting more. By the way, we're never gonna end

[Top Lobster]

this show because people are sending more. I think the gold means it's $10 or more, depending on the rupees.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, okay. That's a good thing, actually, to know for next time so we don't get caught up.

[Top Lobster]

33, actually. You want to know something interesting? Don't read this yet, Nancy.

[David Lee Coro]

Don't read it.

[Top Lobster]

Laura Baker booked her hotel rooms.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

And I don't want to disclose, like, personal finances and stuff. Like, we reimburse you how much hotel rooms cost.

[Matthew Hepner]

How much.

[Top Lobster]

Take a guess how much her hotel room costs.

[David Lee Coro]

333.3. 33 cents. Yes. No.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

That's weird. As. Did I just nail that?

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. And I said, you're not invited. Don't come.

[Matthew Hepner]

Whoa, you didn't mean that.

[David Lee Coro]

I nailed that. That's crazy.

[Top Lobster]

It is crazy that that's what it is.

[David Lee Coro]

No, it's crazy that I just got that on the first try.

[Top Lobster]

And you know what's crazy, too?

[David Lee Coro]

Why is nobody give a about that? Can you say that?

[Matthew Hepner]

Obviously a thing, dude. It's just like, when you're like, oh, let's talk about the guy on the day he died. Like, it's kind of stuff. That just happens.

[David Lee Coro]

Remember when we went out?

[Matthew Hepner]

So impressive.

[Top Lobster]

When we were driving to. To Luke Rudkowski's thing and the meal was 33 Illuminati confirmed.

[Matthew Hepner]

What about when I texted you guys like early on and it was 3:33am and you didn't even respond to my thing. You're like, it's really bad.

[Top Lobster]

We said don't ever do.

[David Lee Coro]

Don't ever do that again.

[Matthew Hepner]

Like, yeah, I'm just texting. I just woke up. That's right.

[David Lee Coro]

Mike Robertson says, how is David reading minds? I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Read this please.

[Nancy]

I think this one's. This one is for David.

[David Lee Coro]

Okie dokie. What's going on everyone?

[Top Lobster]

It's bluff here and we're driving through the states in the bluff mode.

[David Lee Coro]

And the best thing that we can

[Matthew Hepner]

do is play our favorite casino style

[Top Lobster]

games on Spin Quest. They have over a thousand games including

[Matthew Hepner]

live dealer blackjack and craps.

[David Lee Coro]

With tons of slots and unlimited options,

[Top Lobster]

you can get a 30 coin pack for just $10.

[David Lee Coro]

For new users sign up today, go to spinquest.com right now.

[Matthew Hepner]

Spin Quest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spinquest.com for more details.

[David Lee Coro]

Say oh, okay for the quota. Maybe just have David say hicks with a banger so I can clip it.

[Top Lobster]

Say it better.

[David Lee Coro]

Hicks with a banger.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, you said it like Clint.

[David Lee Coro]

I thought Clint did a good job of that. You can't give people their flowers where they deserve. Their flowers.

[Top Lobster]

No, them.

[David Lee Coro]

Let's send them flowers.

[Top Lobster]

How many, how many gems do we need to send?

[David Lee Coro]

Can we send them flowers? Let's just send. Let's send Clint flowers every week.

[Top Lobster]

And so what?

[David Lee Coro]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

All right, somebody document the chat for us so we know where to send it to.

[David Lee Coro]

I think we went there.

[Top Lobster]

One of his fans at one point. He has like the city skyline behind him when he used to like live in his old apartment. They triangulated his apartment, of course, and they found from where he's like podcast.

[Matthew Hepner]

Hell yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

It was crazy.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, read that please, Nancy. Geez. What are we paying you for?

[Nancy]

Gold coin? I don't think they're typing that. It's just a specific.

[David Lee Coro]

Read the chat and don't say anything else.

[Lady Luck]

And jam's to going.

[Nancy]

Still coined. Thank you.

[Matthew Hepner]

So mean to her, man. I'm not.

[David Lee Coro]

I'm just giving her constructive criticism.

[Nancy]

She says for $5. Have you noticed all these white nationalists having the same talking points as Jays and Rabbi Mizrachi? Say Jesus never existed. Same boy behavior. A soy Boy.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, maybe soy boy. I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, we noticed.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, we'd be noticed. Jin, Jeff.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy. What's this next one?

[Nancy]

Say no.

[Matthew Hepner]

Good job, Nancy.

[Top Lobster]

Nancy, read it.

[Nancy]

No one's clipping me.

[Top Lobster]

Back off. Savvy blappity blap says I'm gonna come.

[David Lee Coro]

I'm gonna come.

[Top Lobster]

Matt.

[Matthew Hepner]

Inappropriate.

[David Lee Coro]

Say it, Matt. Say I'm gonna come.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, I'm not doing it.

[Top Lobster]

FJ Fool.

[Nancy]

FJ fool says this is the last of my gas money for the month. Are you having fun?

[David Lee Coro]

Why does he know it for 4.99 instead of 5?

[Matthew Hepner]

Is there, like, a benefit to keeping it under 5?

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, they're just Jewish.

[Top Lobster]

That one sense gets him the rest of the way home.

[David Lee Coro]

Every that $0.01 goes to Israel. Every super chat, $0.01 goes to Israel.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, real.

[David Lee Coro]

But across all these. Hey, so real.

[Nancy]

Rye six seven.

[Top Lobster]

Sent us 67 gems. How much is that worth? We don't know.

[Matthew Hepner]

A lot?

[Top Lobster]

Probably not. I don't think so.

[David Lee Coro]

All right, here we go.

[Nancy]

Found you, says Gideon.

[Lady Luck]

Gideon.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, like the Bible.

[Nancy]

Found y' all a few months ago. Through Sam Tripoli, recently joined Patreon. Sorry, Gideon. No more poor. You three are the best.

[Top Lobster]

No, but it's just me and David.

[Matthew Hepner]

That's true. A lot of people can't tell two

[David Lee Coro]

of us are the best. But also.

[Matthew Hepner]

No, you can't really tell where it's.

[David Lee Coro]

This is. This is insane. How we were never going to get through this. They keep. They keep doing more. I didn't intend for this segment to be this long. This is an experimental thing, and I don't know,

[Nancy]

says David. Give away my ticket, please, for

[Top Lobster]

Gideon. Do you want that ticket?

[David Lee Coro]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster]

We have to figure out how to give it away.

[David Lee Coro]

How are we gonna do this?

[Nancy]

Spin a wheel?

[Top Lobster]

It's a little more complicated because when we give away a ticket, like, you've got to be in the Florida area on that day and the day before it.

[David Lee Coro]

Well, I mean, you can just fly.

[Top Lobster]

You've got it. So you got to have money to fly.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster]

You've got to have money to get a hotel.

[David Lee Coro]

That's true, too.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Neff Hunter is in desperate need of a ticket. Neff Hunter. I don't know who. Like I said, guys, you know how to get into the running. All you got to do is go spam a bunch of accounts that have big shows and tell them to put on Nephilim Death Squad on their show.

[Top Lobster]

Standard Coffee Shop. Ask for Mason. She'll write down your information, and then in that information you have to compel her and let her know that you will be in Florida. Don't threaten her like that.

[Matthew Hepner]

She's only here Mondays and Fridays.

[Top Lobster]

Okay. Call on a Friday or Monday.

[David Lee Coro]

All right, let's get. We gotta get through this.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, we gotta go, dude. I gotta leave.

[David Lee Coro]

Coming.

[Top Lobster]

How many gems we got?

[Nancy]

Stay at 550 gems. Stay hydrated.

[David Lee Coro]

I haven't really had much water quite some time.

[Top Lobster]

I do feel dehydrated from all the calls.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, I'm just drinking coffee.

[Top Lobster]

Kenny, the Fed.

[Nancy]

Kenny, the Fed says I can tell you guys hired someone under 20 to help. Help with YouTube. Big brain move.

[David Lee Coro]

No, we just started like we were gonna go live and then we were like, what about all this extra like surveys and super chats and we just started pressing buttons and now we're stuck in a 40 minute segment reading your nothingness work. My back is sweaty.

[Top Lobster]

You like that? I made that.

[David Lee Coro]

What? Oh, are you coming to Brogrove? Look, nephew wants to know who's the juju lover.

[Nancy]

It's Matt.

[Top Lobster]

Matt is. He's kind of like the third member of the show.

[Matthew Hepner]

Don't say that.

[David Lee Coro]

No, he's not the third member of the show. He's the guy that we let on.

[Matthew Hepner]

I like when I act like I want to be the. You say no, I don't like when you say I am holy man.

[Top Lobster]

What do you say about the juju lover?

[Matthew Hepner]

Gotta stay in the book, man. Keep it in context, that's all. Keep naming all the bad things they're doing today.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, shut up. We got a trophy cake.

[David Lee Coro]

That's right.

[Nancy]

Thousand chaz for a thousand gems trophy. Thank you.

[Top Lobster]

Very nice.

[Nancy]

Thank you very much.

[Top Lobster]

Man, I think we lost it.

[David Lee Coro]

Man. This is great. Now we're beyond that sun.

[Top Lobster]

The chat said that. I don't know what anything's mean.

[Nancy]

That's gross. Portman. 200 gems sends you sunshine.

[Top Lobster]

Wow. Imagine not sending a chat. You might feel left out.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah. Please don't send any more though, because this is getting crazy.

[Top Lobster]

NASA. My NASA.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, wait, wait. We got the penny from him. Five dollars even.

[Top Lobster]

All right, Nancy, please, Nancy. Making this harder than it's got to be.

[Nancy]

The doctrine of Discovery was the church. Church. And that's a genocide of itself. And calling a guy Top is gayer than the guy called top.

[Matthew Hepner]

Oh, this is mysterious, but I like it.

[Top Lobster]

I think this guy is ortho. And I think he just paid me to say yourself.

[David Lee Coro]

I don't know what the Dr. Discovery is, but I don't have time. Please continue.

[Matthew Hepner]

But he's calling that a genocide, so he's saying, like, it's bad. Whatever it was top lobster.

[David Lee Coro]

Your bad. No. You.

[Matthew Hepner]

No. You.

[Nancy]

Bored of the noise. Says to Nancy's cat food fund. Thank you.

[David Lee Coro]

Never show up on time or any of these things.

[Nancy]

I'll never get it. They'll just pocket the $5.

[Matthew Hepner]

Exactly. Exactly.

[Top Lobster]

Daddy needs coffee. Nancy.

[David Lee Coro]

All righty, let's go.

[Nancy]

Thought that counts.

[David Lee Coro]

You thought you were gonna get that $5.

[Top Lobster]

I got him.

[David Lee Coro]

Good.

[Nancy]

So friend for $2 says, I love Nick Gertz.

[Matthew Hepner]

Like she doesn't know Nick Gers.

[Nancy]

Oh, wait, is that the. The neck guy?

[Matthew Hepner]

Stop it.

[David Lee Coro]

No, say it again.

[Top Lobster]

Can you pronounce any? Because I don't even know what.

[David Lee Coro]

It's a weird last name.

[Nancy]

I love Gers.

[Top Lobster]

Nick Gers. No, no Knickers.

[Nancy]

Oh, I see.

[David Lee Coro]

Fancy. We're supposed to.

[Top Lobster]

That's what I'm saying. Like, God. Less, but more at the same time.

[David Lee Coro]

I know. We're on YouTube. Oh, my God. Look at all this. All the gems that we got from doing this. No. Knickers.

[Nancy]

Knickers.

[Top Lobster]

We're getting girl money.

[David Lee Coro]

White girl money.

[Nancy]

First time catching you live. My boyfriend introduced me to you back in April. April of 25. When we first started talking. We can't wait to take our first annual vacay together.

[Top Lobster]

Actual vacay.

[David Lee Coro]

That's cool.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, you should come to Brogrove.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

For you, Aaron. Born man in. Were you born man in 1973?

[David Lee Coro]

No, that's Borman.

[Nancy]

Oh.

[David Lee Coro]

Not born man.

[Top Lobster]

This might be a trick.

[David Lee Coro]

Thank you, Aaron. Why, God bless you and your boyfriend. I pray that you get married soon, and when you have a child, you can game them. Moishy Raven Lobster.

[Matthew Hepner]

Hit me up. If you want those VIP tickets, I might be able to cut you a deal. That was in the back door.

[Top Lobster]

You're not gonna. The creepiest VIP ticket. Don't do that.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah.

[Matthew Hepner]

Okay.

[David Lee Coro]

Hey, Kingdom in context.

[Nancy]

Sean Raven's chest hair is making my mouth moist.

[Top Lobster]

Amen.

[Nancy]

Not from gay desire, but from the bile that rises right before you vomit.

[Matthew Hepner]

That's good.

[Nancy]

Let's do a EU state. Ezekiel 38 to 39. End time show suit. Thank you. Context.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, a juice date.

[Top Lobster]

Huh?

[David Lee Coro]

Did it, actually. Okay, I see what happened. Well, he put an asterisk.

[Matthew Hepner]

Ew.

[David Lee Coro]

So he could actually send it through. And YouTube doesn't get.

[Nancy]

They won't let you. Send you.

[Top Lobster]

No, no. While juice.

[Matthew Hepner]

They.

[Top Lobster]

What if you wrote. If he wrote Palestine, it would go through.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

Hey, schizophrenia end. 440 gems don't know what that's about.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah. We should do something soon.

[Nancy]

Kingdom in context, is that Matt Unclert?

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, that's what I got. I literally got something that popped up here and said, uncle. Er.

[Top Lobster]

That's weird.

[David Lee Coro]

It's funny. There's an alarm.

[Top Lobster]

Laney, in the chat.

[Nancy]

I think this one is for Matt.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay.

[Nancy]

If I take one hour to cook a batch of cookies and I have 15 ovens working 24 hours a day, every day for five years.

[David Lee Coro]

So that's.

[Nancy]

How long does it take to make 6 million?

[David Lee Coro]

You have your. Pull your phone out real quick here. Let's do the math on that. We can do the math in real time. So that's 24 times 15. Wait, 15 times 24. 15 times 24. And then that's 360. So 360 times 365 days of the year is 1000 or 130. 1400 times times 5 equals 657,000. So we haven't even reached a million yet. How long does it take to reach 6 million batches? I mean, in order to do that, we would have to do 6 million divided by 657,000.

[Matthew Hepner]

So I have to explain my complete ignorance of not just all of World War II and, like, all of this stuff.

[David Lee Coro]

So that would take. Those ovens would need to. If you wanted to bake that, man, many cookies, those ovens would need to be running consecutively night and day for just over nine years straight.

[Matthew Hepner]

So is that the claim that 6 million were burned in ovens?

[David Lee Coro]

Wait, what are we talking about the cookies? No, he doesn't talk about burning the cookies. I imagine that's cooking them successfully.

[Top Lobster]

How long was the Holocaust?

[David Lee Coro]

Wait, what are we talking about

[Lady Luck]

the

[Matthew Hepner]

claim that they 6 million was 12 in ovens or killed in numerous ways? Because I don't. I don't know anything about it.

[Top Lobster]

I really want to get into it, but I'm not a fan of lampshades. 250 gems.

[David Lee Coro]

That's a lot of cookies. Why would anybody ever make that many cookies?

[Nancy]

Schizo friend sends you clapping seals.

[Top Lobster]

I like it.

[Matthew Hepner]

I like these clapping seals.

[David Lee Coro]

I wish I could see them.

[Top Lobster]

Portman.

[Nancy]

Ten gems. Gold coin.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay, thank you.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yes, there is spiffy.

[Top Lobster]

Spiffy says there's no Hell yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Spliffy. It's like, who are you trying to feed with that many cookies, though?

[Top Lobster]

Last super chat. This is very nice.

[David Lee Coro]

This is the last time we made it.

[Matthew Hepner]

Holy crap, man.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah, Sean. Sean's and he. And he likes us. And I like that.

[David Lee Coro]

I like Sean.

[Top Lobster]

You like Sean?

[David Lee Coro]

Sean's the best.

[Top Lobster]

Mad, I'm asking you a question.

[Matthew Hepner]

What's that?

[David Lee Coro]

Do you like Sean of Kingdom Contest? Remember him?

[Matthew Hepner]

I think he's a solid dude.

[David Lee Coro]

He's the dude that's got like a sword and a shield. Remember there was like a thing he was doing a giveaway. That's cool. Okay, read this, Nancy.

[Nancy]

They literally call me the firmamentalist. Even debated a pastor who organized the final experiment. How are y' all gonna have. How are y' all gonna do a flat earth show without me?

[David Lee Coro]

Let's do. Let's do a flat earth show. That sounds like a bad.

[Top Lobster]

We don't know we did it without because we don't know.

[Nancy]

We don't know.

[David Lee Coro]

I was just using to juke the algorithm, baby.

[Nancy]

Y.

[Top Lobster]

Did we do good?

[David Lee Coro]

We did good.

[Top Lobster]

It's over.

[David Lee Coro]

We finally did it.

[Matthew Hepner]

Holy. Get into flat earth.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, I know. It wasn't about getting into flat earth. It was about getting people to believe that we talked about the flat earth.

[Top Lobster]

It was about gaming the Albarino rhythm.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, my God, guys, by the way, before we get out of here, don't forget, go to sport drink.com, sport drink llc.com and pick up a really fantastic products. Got potassium, magnesium, all that good pure cane sugar. It's really great product. I use it every day. I actually do use it it every day. It's good for recovery in the gym, specifically. It's also good for sleep.

[Top Lobster]

Oh, yeah, like he's in the gym every day.

[David Lee Coro]

Dude, I'm in the gym six days a week now, bro.

[Matthew Hepner]

I see you in there and you avoid me like the plague. And you're not even hitting on weights anyway. Just kind of like walking around.

[David Lee Coro]

Use promo code squad S, Q U A D for some percent off of your entire order. I don't know what it is, but I just re upped on my own sport drink the other day, which is why it's at the forefront of my mind and I do be drinking it. That's it, dude.

[Top Lobster]

That's all we got. Oh, yeah, and check out. We never do plugs. Go check out straight Bible.

[David Lee Coro]

Yeah, dude.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah. Yeah, dude, do.

[David Lee Coro]

We did cover those products. Msck. We covered flat earth a little bit.

[Lady Luck]

We.

[David Lee Coro]

Oh, we didn't even talk about the rigged World cup cover.

[Top Lobster]

Fat Earth.

[David Lee Coro]

I might just have to delete that from the title later.

[Top Lobster]

I'll leave it in. It's good for the algo.

[David Lee Coro]

Okay.

[Top Lobster]

You know, people get mad at us for lying or they said that they. That we were lying. Of about what about like Owen Benjamin. We said like, like Owen Benjamin is

[David Lee Coro]

announced in the description of a show.

[Matthew Hepner]

Yeah, yeah.

[Top Lobster]

For Broker. They're like, I'm gonna thumbs this down. And I was like, but he's coming, he's gonna come.

[David Lee Coro]

And they were like, okay, that sounds. They were understanding about it, which is nice.

[Top Lobster]

Yeah.

[David Lee Coro]

Sorry we didn't get to the rigged World Cup. We'll get to it next time. Thank you, guys.

[Top Lobster]

Thanks for the r. They will do it again. The end is written in the book in the pages they foresee.

[David Lee Coro]

Hey, everybody.

[Lady Luck]

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[Matthew Hepner]

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