Transcript
A (0:00)
Above, like five nine that says they're a Democrat.
B (0:03)
There's only one.
A (0:05)
I honestly like males under only. Only males like, under 59 that identify as a Democrat. They're like, I am a. Yeah. Good morning. Rise in freedom. I'm 5 11, by the way. So close. Welcome to Wake Up America show. We're glad and thankful to have you here. Click the like button. We'd be glad to have you be a regular guest on this show. It's every Monday through Friday, 7 to 9am Central Time. If you click the follow button underneath the video that you're watching@rumble.com you are watching us on Rumble, right? Not one of those other gay channels like YouTube or something like that. Don't watch us on YouTube, guys. What are you doing? They hate us. The only reason that I'm there is for free advertising so that you guys can join us over on rumble.com where they don't hate me. Where they don't hate freedom. You know, I'm demonetized over on that stupid, terrible, awful, crappy horrible social network. They've demonetized me for three months. Boo. Boo. Why are you bowing to these people who hate you? You can't make any super chats. You can't become a member of my channel. You can't support me really at all other than just watching the show. The best way to do it. Yes, I'm guilting you. Is to come to rumble.comap for liberty. If you're underneath 5 foot 9 as a man, then you watch the show on YouTube. All right, all right. Giving you a hard enough time. Andrew Schultz, popular comedian. Another mustache wearer. His mustache is more like a beard, if you know what I mean. Says Democrats are so uncool right now. I don't know one man above, like, five nine who says they're a Democrat. Well, the king of all lobsters, the number one, the top lobster, says you're a Andrew Schultz. When, you know, I happen to agree. Joining us live right now, the top lobster. Good morning. How you doing there, lobster?
B (2:04)
What's up, Austin? Yeah, you know what? As a man who stands at exactly 5 foot 9, average Puerto Rican height, I tend to agree with you. And I will just. I'm going to go ahead and sweep the. I'll sweep the rug on. On Andrew Schultz. I like him. I think he's really funny. I've met him at. He was at Skankfest. I've met him because I work in the comedy field. I used to. That's an Owen Benjamin joke, though. So you know, guys, if we're going to be edgy comedians and start to tell the truth, at least, like, workshop your own jokes. I know that you're a little bit late in the game, maybe six, seven years late, and you've made your bag and you've sold out MSG and you did what you had to do to get ahead, but now that you know, the. The tides are changing, let's at least be a little creative, you know, not just steal jokes from people who were canceled before. So this. Yeah, the whole thing disgusts me. I would never really talk at this person because I kind of respect him. Right. He's a. He's a pretty good comedian. He's funny. He's, you know, off the cuff, all the things that I appreciate, but it's just a little bit too late. Right. Culturally. And I could see the frustration with people. Well, actually, I'm not even sure if I'm seeing the frustration. I'm frustrated because I'm seeing people finally happy that somebody with clout that's been given to them from, you know, old leftist guard media now agreeing with them. And it's. It's a bit of a relief. Right. It's like a little bit of a boot off of your neck, and you're kind of like, finally, the winds are changing. Finally I can say what I. No, you could have always said what you thought, Andrew. You had a platform, you have the skills, you're very funny, you're on Rogan all the time. You could have said this before when it actually mattered. And it's not necessarily even about Trump. You know, this was about. He said. He said, oh, I don't know what's in my arm. Why did they. Why did they pardon Fauci? I put this in my arm. What could it be? It's clearly poison. It's always been poisonous. But your fan base was. I don't know what they were thinking. You went and took it sitting next to your Hot 97 Charlamagne, the God host, and you carried water in that way, and now you're doubting it. A little bit too late, buddy.
