Was The Little Mermaid a Nephilim? - Daddy Daughter Discussion

Summary

Podcast Summary: Nephilim Death Squad Episode Title: Was The Little Mermaid a Nephilim? - Daddy Daughter Discussion
Release Date: December 31, 2024
Hosts: TopLobsta Productions (Patrick and David) with guest Wella (Patrick's daughter)

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Introduction

In this engaging episode of Nephilim Death Squad, hosts Patrick and David delve into a unique conspiracy theory: the possibility that Disney's The Little Mermaid is rooted in ancient Biblical lore, specifically relating to the Nephilim—beings mentioned in apocalyptic texts. The episode takes a creative turn as Patrick invites his young daughter, Wella, to join the conversation, blending complex theories with a lighthearted daddy-daughter dynamic.

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The Nephilim and The Little Mermaid

Patrick opens the discussion by addressing the distorted narratives presented by mainstream media and influential figures, suggesting a deeper, hidden truth behind popular stories.

• Patrick (00:25): "We are being hypnotized by people like this... The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely."

He introduces the central theory of the episode:

• Patrick (02:27): "You wanted to discuss mermaids this time. What do you think mermaids are?"

Wella responds with childlike interpretations, prompting Patrick to connect the folklore of mermaids with the Nephilim.

• Patrick (07:16): "Zeus is a fallen angel. So when they retell you that story, it's..."

• Wella (08:25): "It's so stupid."

Patrick posits that the original tales of mermaids may portray them as Nephilim, challenging the sanitized versions in modern media.

• Patrick (08:32): "In the original story of the Little Mermaid, the Little Mermaid tricks Prince... She tricks him into marrying her."

This reinterpretation suggests a darker origin for character motivations and the underlying message of such stories.

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Mythology and Modern Interpretations

The conversation shifts to the origins of mermaid mythology and its evolution over time.

• Patrick (04:42): "Mermaids are in all kinds of mythology. Do you know what mythology is?"

Wella’s innocent responses lead Patrick to explore how ancient myths are repackaged in contemporary narratives, potentially obscuring their original meanings.

• Patrick (05:10): "In mythology, in other stories, he's a fallen angel."

They discuss the portrayal of other mythological beings, blending factual mythology with playful banter.

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Zombies, Witches, and Folklore

The episode transitions into broader mythological topics, including zombies and witches, with Wella contributing her own imaginative insights.

• Wella (15:19): "They eat brains."

• Patrick (20:49): "They need to eat other brains to keep going?"

The hosts explore the characteristics of zombies, differentiating them from mummies, and delve into the folklore surrounding witches, especially around Halloween.

• Patrick (19:48): "Some are different because they're wrapped up."

• Wella (16:06): "She's a little bit better."

These discussions blend traditional folklore with modern pop culture references, maintaining an educational yet entertaining tone.

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Interactive Q&A with Wella

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to audience questions, allowing Wella to engage directly with listeners and share her youthful perspective.

• Question from Doc Shelley (31:25): "Do you use the seat covers for the toilet or do you put paper towels all over it before you sit on it?"

• Wella (32:06): "Sometimes I put it on because..."

This segment showcases the dynamic between Patrick and Wella, highlighting the blend of conspiracy topics with everyday child experiences.

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Exploring Paranormal Entities

Patrick introduces mythical creatures like Dogman, comparing them to Bigfoot, and discusses their place in modern mythology.

• Patrick (17:22): "Dogman has a dog head and a man body and dog legs."

• Wella (17:53): "Because he's much bigger than the dog."

This exploration extends the conversation beyond Nephilim, touching upon various legendary beings and their supposed interactions.

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Concluding Thoughts and Content Creation

As the episode nears its end, Patrick and Wella discuss content creation, specifically Wella's humorous take on "bathroom reviews," blending mundane activities with the show's overarching themes.

• Wella (27:28): "I think you just like to go to the bathrooms, right?"

• Patrick (29:02): "So definitely get a little potty for your kid, is what she's saying."

This light-hearted conclusion provides a counterbalance to the intense conspiracy discussions, wrapping up the episode on a family-friendly note.

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Notable Quotes

• Patrick (00:25): "We are being hypnotized by people like this... The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely."

• Wella (08:25): "It's so stupid."

• Patrick (07:29): "Zeus is a fallen angel."

• Wella (16:06): "She's a little bit better."

• Patrick (17:22): "Dogman has a dog head and a man body and dog legs."

• Wella (32:06): "Sometimes I put it on because..."

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Conclusion

This episode of Nephilim Death Squad offers a fascinating blend of deep conspiracy theories intertwined with the innocent curiosity of a child. Patrick and David effectively use Wella's participation to simplify complex ideas, making the content accessible and engaging for a broader audience. Through spirited discussions on mythology, folklore, and modern interpretations, the episode challenges listeners to rethink popular narratives and explore the hidden depths behind beloved stories like The Little Mermaid.

Transcript

[Patrick]

Here we go.

[David]

We are being hypnotized by people like this. News readers, politicians, teachers, lecturers. We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people. The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely.

[Patrick]

Oh, yeah, dude, there's some Nephilim shit.

[Layla]

It's like we all know what's going down, but no one's saying what happened. Into the home of the brave. These mother. They control this now when no one's talking about how they know it's not. They slaves. And everybody's just walking around heading the clouds and want to wake up to a dead in the grave. But then it's too late. We need to be ready to raise up. Welcome to the end of everybody.

[Patrick]

The first part of this episode might be gone. Let's start it over. Are you ready? Okay. Welcome back to nds. Okay, this is much better. Our audio quality is coming through. We're all good. This is my daughter. We're going to be doing an episode on. It's going to be a very meta episode. Do you know what that means? Meta? It's going to be an episode about an episode. About an episode. So again, I want to know why you want to do podcasting. You watch me do it and you say that you want to do a show. So let me know what do you.

[Wella]

Place is cool. That's all I.

[Patrick]

You like the room. You like the setup.

[Wella]

I like the bathroom.

[Patrick]

You like. She likes the signs and all that. What do you find cool about podcasts? I guess you watch some YouTube, right?

[Wella]

Well, well, I, I YouTube that. I watched every. I see you and I, I, I see your videos. I see. I might see the picture at YouTube where the kids stuff are.

[Patrick]

Sometimes you see my videos where the kids stuff is. Okay, that's a problem. YouTube, they want to know when. When are you going to be talking with Joe Rogan? She doesn't seem like she's interested about talking to Joe Rogan. The first episode you were on, we. We talked about the fallen angels, right? Yeah. So you wanted to. I mean, she's gonna. She said she's gonna do a show about a podcast about fallen angels, but, I don't know.

[Wella]

Mermaids. I said mermaids. Next time.

[Patrick]

Right? You wanted to discuss mermaids this time. What do you think mermaids are?

[Wella]

Fish.

[Patrick]

Fish. But I mean, they have the bodies of fish, but then the upper body is like.

[Wella]

How about the feet?

[Patrick]

Yeah, their feet. They have fish feet. But how about Their heads?

[Wella]

No, they have hair on their feet. Hair.

[Patrick]

They have hair. That's right. Fish don't have hair and they have humans. They got human faces and they have arms too, right? Yeah. I don't know. Should I. Should I tell her what a mermaid really is? Would you even believe me?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

I don't know. Did you believe me about the elf on the shelf?

[Wella]

Yeah. Well, a tiny bit.

[Patrick]

What do you mean? Can you tell them.

[Wella]

Tell them about that self moves every day at Christmas day, Christmas Eve. And on Christmas Day we can touch them, but on some of the days we can't.

[Patrick]

Okay. And what did daddy say about the elves?

[Wella]

Well, it doesn't let us touch them.

[Patrick]

That they're just toys.

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Do you believe me or do you believe Wella? Okay. All right. We're making some progress here. Making some progress. They. Some people. A ginser says the fish shouldn't have hair. That's right.

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

It's weird.

[Wella]

Fish have hair. That would be so stupid.

[Patrick]

Yeah. So are mermaids stupid? No, but they're fish with hair.

[Wella]

Some are mermaids, not fish.

[Patrick]

They're a little bit.

[Wella]

Fish have scales. Fish have scales, but different.

[Patrick]

Okay, they have scales, but slightly different.

[Wella]

I forgot to show you something, guys.

[Patrick]

No, don't. All right, show it to them, I guess.

[Wella]

I'll be right back.

[Patrick]

I told her that this wouldn't be a very conducive part to the episode because some of it might be. Maybe I'll put it on audio.

[Wella]

Viola's gonna watch this?

[Patrick]

Well, I will watch it and you'll show her your real baby. Very weird looking baby. Nephilim looking baby.

[Wella]

It is stupid.

[Patrick]

Anyway. Mermaids. Mermaids are in all kinds of mythology. Do you know what mythology is?

[Wella]

No. No.

[Patrick]

Do you want to know?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Mythology is just like old stories that people tell.

[Wella]

So, Baba, the Little Mermaid.

[Patrick]

Little Mermaid is a new telling of an old story. You understand?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

So mermaids are older, way older than the cartoon the Little Mermaid. I think it might actually be based.

[Wella]

On my hair on that part.

[Patrick]

Yeah, Ursula was the bad guy, but.

[Wella]

No, it's not. He's not the bad guy. He's not a guy. Girl.

[Patrick]

It's a girl. Yeah. What is she, like an octopus?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Yeah, she's the bad girl in the. In that movie. But in the original.

[Wella]

Why is Mr. Grinch so bad?

[Patrick]

Yeah, in the original part of the Little Mermaid, the Little Mermaid was bad also. Did you know that?

[Wella]

Huh? The Little Mermaid was bad?

[Patrick]

Yeah.

[Wella]

Well, he was still.

[Patrick]

He rescued the king, she rescued the prince, while she rescued the sailor?

[Wella]

No, he rescued the king too. If I turned it to a little.

[Patrick]

Thing at the end. Yeah, but the king is. What's his name? Triton. Yeah, yeah. That's supposed to be in the old story. I think that means that he's Zeus. Mm. Do you know what Zeus is? We're gonna. We're gonna be ruining this old. Like the Little Mermaid for her. Zeus is.

[Wella]

Why does mermaids eat seaweed?

[Patrick]

To get to the other side.

[Wella]

No. Why don't mermaids eat seaweed?

[Patrick]

I don't know. I heard that mermaids eat people.

[Wella]

No, Bigfoot eat. Eat mermaids.

[Patrick]

What was that?

[Wella]

Bigfoot eat mermaids.

[Patrick]

Bigfoot might eat mermaids.

[Wella]

It does. You remember from. From the last time that I talked about bug foot.

[Patrick]

That's right. Yeah, we did discuss. He does. He has. He survives on a diet of mermaids and grass or rocks. What else does he eat? Anyway? Not the point. We're getting distracted. Her father, the guy with the. The. It's called a triton. It looks like a fork. Remember that?

[Wella]

He's holding it like USPS people.

[Patrick]

That's right. Thunder and the Triton. He's. His original name is supposed to be Zeus, and Zeus is. Guess what Zeus is a fallen angel.

[Wella]

Well, he's a mermaid, though.

[Patrick]

In that story he is, but in mythology, in other stories, he's a fallen angel. So when they. When they retell you that story, it's.

[Wella]

I just feel like licking my foot.

[Patrick]

Don't do that. We're. We have to do. We're doing a Focus podcast here. We're doing a show where I'm debunking the Little Mermaid to you. How do you feel about that? If. If the Little Mermaid's father was a fallen angel, what does that mean?

[Wella]

He's the devil.

[Patrick]

Oh, could be. Or something else. But what do you think that. What does that make Ariel? The devil, not the devil. It makes her a Nephilim. What do you think about that?

[Wella]

It's so stupid.

[Patrick]

I know it's stupid. Why would they tell kids about the Nephilim but then tell them that they're good?

[Wella]

I have no idea, though.

[Patrick]

Yeah. In the original. In the original story of the Little Mermaid, the Little Mermaid tricks. She tricks Prince. What's his name? Andrew. No, what's his name? I forget his name. We don't remember. But you know the prince, the guy with the black hair?

[Wella]

Yeah. Let him. Dog.

[Patrick]

Yeah. She tricks him.

[Wella]

How?

[Patrick]

Into marrying her.

[Wella]

Oh, yeah, I know.

[Patrick]

Like what Ursula does.

[Wella]

I know. Yeah. And you remember.

[Patrick]

Remember the lady, his name Was Eric.

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Yes, that's right. Ursula turned into the other lady with the. The brown hair and she tricks him. I think it's the same story, but they just made it. They just made them different mermaids.

[Wella]

Wait, you remember. You remembered that Ariel and that was walking on the beach?

[Patrick]

Yeah. Oh, and she got her legs. Yeah, I remember. Yeah.

[Wella]

And I was singing.

[Patrick]

Yeah, she transformed, right? How does she transform?

[Wella]

Ursula did it.

[Patrick]

Oh, that's right. Yeah. Ursula did it.

[Wella]

It took her voice.

[Patrick]

This movie. These movies are steeped in the occult. You know what the occult is?

[Wella]

No, I do not know.

[Patrick]

Good.

[Wella]

I'm a little child. Why? Yeah, you're a grown up. Look how tall you are.

[Patrick]

Yeah, well, most. Most grown ups don't know what this stuff is either. They're asking if you see. Have you seen Monsters Inc?

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

No. I think maybe you have.

[Wella]

I heard a book of. Of. Of a pet drinking ink. Not normal ink. Pink ink.

[Patrick]

Oh, you're talking about Dr. Seuss.

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Yeah, that's right. Who is drinking pink ink?

[Wella]

The silly guy. Yeah, silly pet.

[Patrick]

His. He's a fink. And his. The fink drinks pink ink or something like that.

[Wella]

Yeah, yeah, he drinks pink ink. All he does. All he does every day and. Every. Every day and all day long in a holiday night. He drinks. He drinks.

[Patrick]

He drinks pink ink. That sounds like something a Nephilim would do. Let me ask you a question now. All right. Now we've figured out we've debunked the Little Mermaid. Yes.

[Wella]

I heard a story that. Well, I told me.

[Patrick]

Oh, well, I was listening right now. Hopefully it's a good story and not a lie. She said you're one smart cookie.

[Wella]

Yeah, I am. Well, I. You're watching this, so I didn't think you will watch it.

[Patrick]

All right, go ahead.

[Wella]

And when what I have do as a baby. And. And. And you have the pee pee diaper. And Wella was going to change you, but Vanessa was going to change you. And then you peed at the hospital and right in her face. Squirted everywhere like.

[Patrick]

They called me R. Kelly. Okay, I don't know if the people want to hear that story, but. All right, let's move the conversation a little bit. So. Yeah, we have zombies. Zombies. We were. We were just talking about zombies. Me and David. But I don't want to talk about zombies. That's a little weird and spooky. I want to ask you a question.

[Wella]

I know how to walk like a zombie. You don't know. You don't know how I walk like Zombies.

[Patrick]

I don't want to know. Let me ask you a question. You ready? What's the name of Daddy's show? Oh, Patrick in the. In the chat says that little shout says hi, and she just made a stinky diaper. You say hi to little shouts? Hi.

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Okay. What's the name of daddy show? You're on it right now.

[Wella]

Thinking.

[Patrick]

Just thinking. Should know. I think. I think you've heard it before. What's. All right, all right, all right. It's fine. The name of the show is Nephilim Death Squad.

[Wella]

I was gonna say Nephilim. That's all I was gonna say.

[Patrick]

Right. What do you think this show is about?

[Wella]

Nephilim.

[Patrick]

Actually. Yeah. More surprised. What else? What else? I mean, but I'm in here for a long time. What do you think we're talking about?

[Wella]

Nephilim.

[Patrick]

It's a circular question, I guess. Yeah.

[Wella]

Zombies.

[Patrick]

Yeah, zombies. I don't know if zombies are a Nephilim, but they. They're close. Yes. Fallen angels. Those are the things that we talk about on here.

[Wella]

What's that bird with a spoon on him?

[Patrick]

This is. That's for Skankfest.

[Wella]

This shirt, it looks like a spoon on him.

[Patrick]

It's a microphone, but look. Yeah, okay. All right. So Daddy's show is Nephilim Death Squad. And you think it's about the fallen angels.

[Wella]

It looks like Cheerios.

[Patrick]

That's for bohemian girl, right? Layla, we gotta focus because we have to do a show for people. Otherwise they're gonna leave, they're gonna log off. They say we talk about spice in here. Don't worry about spice. You should never do that.

[Wella]

I don't. I hate tasting spice. I like the on fire.

[Patrick]

Yeah, it's this stuff. Sometimes stuff is a little bit too spicy, but. All right, guys, we're gonna open up. We'll open up for some questions from the audience. If you have any questions for me or for my daughter, and we'll answer them to the best of our ability. They could be. What type of questions do you want to hear about, Layla?

[Wella]

Anything.

[Patrick]

Any questions. Is anything off limits? Any topics off limits?

[Wella]

Zombies.

[Patrick]

So you don't want them to ask you about zombies?

[Wella]

I want to hunt them for zombies.

[Patrick]

Okay. What. What do you know about zombies, then?

[Wella]

They eat brains.

[Patrick]

Why do they eat brains? I don't. I don't even know. Why?

[Wella]

Because they are zombies.

[Patrick]

This is a. It's true.

[Wella]

Zombies that have no brains. Messed up brains.

[Patrick]

So they need to eat other brains to keep going?

[Wella]

No, because. Because. Did you know them? Are Real people, but they're just turned into zombies because. Did you know which witches are real?

[Patrick]

No. Where'd you hear that?

[Wella]

I. I just know.

[Patrick]

Who told you? And how do you know.

[Wella]

It could. Because at Halloween, some. Some people are witches. I think.

[Patrick]

You think that they're real witches or they're dressed up like witches.

[Wella]

Real witches that have a background which is thing like a big pot like. Like that have witches, have, like, potions.

[Patrick]

And you think they do that at Halloween?

[Wella]

Yeah, Halloween, sometimes. Sometimes. Like, where else? And the devil comes at the dark.

[Patrick]

Where did you hear that? Well, I told you that. Well, I was apparently telling you a lot of interesting, esoteric things. Do you believe everything she says?

[Wella]

No, not at all.

[Patrick]

Okay. Are you a conspiracy theorist? A conspiracy theorist?

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

You're not. Do you. Do you believe everything that anybody tells you?

[Wella]

No, only you.

[Patrick]

Only me?

[Wella]

I believe you. Not anybody else. Not even Walla.

[Patrick]

Well, sometimes. Wella, you should believe other people too.

[Wella]

Well, sometimes I believe Willa.

[Patrick]

So they want to know. They got a couple of questions for you. Do you know who Dogman is?

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

All right. Dogman is like Bigfoot, but instead of Bigfoot. Oh, careful. Bigfoot looks. Bigfoot looks more like a monkey, like a big. And Dogman looks like a big dog. We got a dog head and a man body and dog legs. Kind of like a mermaid. Like Mermaid. Yeah. Mermaid got a fish body. But Dogman has a dog head. Who would win in a fight? Bigfoot or the dog man?

[Wella]

Bigfoot.

[Patrick]

Why?

[Wella]

Because he's much bigger than the dog.

[Patrick]

It's true. There's actually very. That. That wasn't a. They're not asking your opinion. That's a true fact. There's some instances where.

[Wella]

Because the Bigfoot is stronger than the dog.

[Patrick]

Yeah, sometimes they. People say that they see Bigfoot and he's walking around and he has a dog man with him, and the Dogman stays next to him like his dog.

[Wella]

Does he walk on four feet, the dog man?

[Patrick]

Sometimes, but sometimes they walk on two feet. Upright walking dog. Interesting stuff, right?

[Wella]

I peel my nails.

[Patrick]

Yeah, that could be. That could also be fake, though. Do you believe it or do you think it's real? Yeah, you think it's real? All right. Hopefully we never see one. You don't want to see a dog man in real life because they're not. They aren't nice.

[Wella]

I saw poop.

[Patrick]

They want to know. Patrick wants to know how gross is David in real life? Is he gross at all? Or is. If he is gross, is he really gross? What do you think he's, like, half gross or like. Like, what do you. To tell them? The truth. Tell them what you think about David.

[Wella]

He's not gross. He's not even gross.

[Patrick]

Not even a little?

[Wella]

Not even a little.

[Patrick]

Would you say he's a bad person?

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

Okay. Would you say he's ugly?

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

No. Would you say he smells sometimes?

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

Is he annoying?

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

Okay, she's lying to everybody right now. That's fine.

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

No, they don't like David. These people don't like him.

[Wella]

I like it.

[Patrick]

Oh, so you think that they're stupid and wrong? Yeah, you heard it here first. People, they want to know, what about mummies? Are mummies the same thing as zombies or are they different?

[Wella]

Some are different because they're wrapped up.

[Patrick]

Yeah. So a mummy is a zombie that's wrapped up in toilet paper.

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Okay, that makes sense.

[Wella]

He wrapped up.

[Patrick]

He was wrapped up, but not in toilet paper. They wrapped him in fine linen.

[Wella]

Yeah, but it looks like toilet paper.

[Patrick]

So maybe Jesus was a mummy zombie. No, no. What? Who was Jesus?

[Wella]

The God of sun.

[Patrick]

The son of God. Yeah, that's right. And he's just not a regular old zombie mummy.

[Wella]

No, he's not a zombie. How do you say that?

[Patrick]

You say he looked like a mummy, though.

[Wella]

Yeah. Because he was wrapped up.

[Patrick]

Yeah, yeah. Talk into the mic. There you go. Because he was all wrapped up.

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Okay, that's. That's. That makes a lot of sense. I follow your logic. Nancy wants to know, how do you kill a zombie? This is an interesting one, and I don't want you to be too violent, but what do you think you have to do? Because you can't talk to it. Right.

[Wella]

You can't talk to it, but will.

[Patrick]

It listen to zombie?

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

Right. So it's gonna try to eat your brains. How do you. How do you get rid of zombies?

[Wella]

Kill them.

[Patrick]

Yes, but how do you kill them?

[Wella]

With a bat.

[Patrick]

Okay, more specifically.

[Wella]

I played a game about zombies.

[Patrick]

You played a game?

[Wella]

You need to grow, like. You need to grow like. Like extra things. Like, like, I played a game, Zombies. And you need to grow a big, big.

[Patrick]

Like a plant.

[Wella]

Yeah. And then it, like, suits things out of it. Like this. He looks like this. And bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

[Patrick]

Very interesting. Yeah, that's cool. Plants, zombies. This is not an advertisement for them. Okay, one. Another question. While not believing in space, how do you not curb your child's imagination? Just not telling them it's fake? Okay, that's an odd question for A kid. Because it's kind of backwards. But I know what you're saying. Do you believe in outer space?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

And what shape is the Earth?

[Wella]

Circle. But it looks flat, Right?

[Patrick]

What does Daddy think it is?

[Wella]

Flat.

[Patrick]

That's right. But you think it's round.

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

And you think that there's outer space and other planets. Okay, that's fine. I don't think so. But it's. We'll find out, Right? I could be wrong. You could be wrong.

[Wella]

I can be right. You can be wrong.

[Patrick]

Okay. All right. Fair enough. They said the real witches are making Spice. Worry about that.

[Wella]

That's not why.

[Patrick]

Yeah. Let's see. What other questions. They want to know who's more gross. Toad. You remember? Toad or David? More gross.

[Wella]

I'm thinking.

[Patrick]

Don'T think too long. Do people need to know they're coming? Can't be too much dead air. Who is more gross? Let's see if we can pull up a picture of these two. So here is David. I'm showing her. That's. Remember David. Okay. And then we're going to pull up a picture of. Where is Toad? Here's Toad. Who's more gross? That's Toad. And that is David. What are we thinking? Are they both pretty gross? Both equally gross.

[Wella]

Toad.

[Patrick]

Toad is more gross. Why? Why do you think you'll see him just by seeing him? A lot of people feel that way. Do you know any racial slurs?

[Wella]

No, I do not know that. What is it?

[Patrick]

She doesn't know any. Don't worry about them. Let's see, what else?

[Wella]

How do planes fly?

[Patrick]

How do planes fly?

[Wella]

Is it like magic in the sky or something? Gravity.

[Patrick]

Oh, yeah. But we just learned about, like what gravity was. Right? You were watching Godzilla. You remember that?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

What does gravity do?

[Wella]

Makes you float and stay down.

[Patrick]

Well, when you take away gravity, you. It makes you float. But when gravity's on, then you have. Then it pushes you down, Right?

[Wella]

Yeah. And you remember and gravity was up. And then. And then him sword got left behind. But the baby monkey got it.

[Patrick]

Yeah. This is where. Don't. Don't ruin the movie for them, because they might. I know, but what if they want to watch it? Then they. Now they know how it ends.

[Wella]

No. No. And. And that wasn't very. Then. Then that's selling.

[Patrick]

There was that. That didn't ruin the movie.

[Wella]

That didn't win the movie. I'm not telling anymore.

[Patrick]

Okay. All right. We're not. No more. No more spoilers for them. Right? Okay. Don't worry about it. If you Ruin the movie. Godzilla wins in the end. I just ruined the movie for them.

[Wella]

But the first. It starts. I don't know how to start. But do not tell.

[Patrick]

Okay? We're not going to tell them. We're not going to tell them anything else, okay? Oh, they. So these. Some of these guys actually know how planes fly. It's. They. They use high pressure and low pressure, and the wing causes a pressure differential.

[Wella]

I know. The steering wheel. And it goes this way and that way.

[Patrick]

That's right. With the pressure differential. Yeah. So there's like high. Low pressure systems. Pressure differential. And the wing kind of cuts through the gravity and the wind, and that's how they. That's how a plane flies. Theoretically. Oh, look, subliminal messages. Says, hi, Top. And Mini Lobster. Very nice, people.

[Wella]

My name is Mini Lobster because I'm a little lobster.

[Patrick]

That's right. Okay, Layla, we've been going for a while now. Let's. Let's start to wrap it up. And. Yeah, that's a.

[Wella]

We're.

[Patrick]

We're almost at it. So let's start. Did you. Did you tell people about your content? That you're doing? Content? The videos. What videos do you make with Mommy?

[Wella]

None.

[Patrick]

You don't remember?

[Wella]

No, I do not.

[Patrick]

Okay, I'll remind you. When we go out anywhere, what do you or your brother always do? Where do you always go to? Where do you always go? No matter what store we go to, don't touch the wire.

[Wella]

The bathroom.

[Patrick]

The bathroom. So do you remember what kind of content you're making?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

What's it called?

[Wella]

You say it.

[Patrick]

No, you say it. It's your content.

[Wella]

No, you.

[Patrick]

Okay, you're doing Layla's bathroom reviews, right? How many of them have you made so far? Like three, four. You've made four of them?

[Wella]

I think five. A lot.

[Patrick]

You made a lot of bathroom reviews.

[Wella]

Some I miss.

[Patrick]

Yeah, some of them. Some of them we forget because you're just in the bathroom all the time. But it's not even because you need to go to the bathroom. Why do you. I guess you do sometimes you got to go to the bathroom, but I think you just like to go to the bathrooms, right?

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

Do you actually have to go every time?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Are you sure? Yeah, sometimes.

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

All right. So it's always business when you go to the. Oh, they're saying skibidi toilet. Yeah, they know about that, too. Okay. Yeah. So skibidi. So Layla and her brother, they go to the bathroom all the time, and I think you just like to see what it is. So I Was like, all right, let's. Let's start doing a video. So before, obviously, you used the bathroom at first.

[Wella]

Bathroom. First thing. We started at a restaurant.

[Patrick]

That's right. It was a restaurant bathroom. A barbecue restaurant. Right.

[Wella]

With grandma.

[Patrick]

Yeah. Oh, they want a quick question for you. Do you have any potty training recommendations?

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

No. Do you know what that means?

[Wella]

No.

[Patrick]

A recommendation is like a suggestion, like they're asking. I guess he's. This is Patrick. He's trying to potty train his. His kid. Do you have any advice?

[Wella]

I do not go potty training.

[Patrick]

You don't. What do you mean?

[Wella]

I do not go to the little party.

[Patrick]

I know, but for him to help his. His kids go to the big potty, like you do. Any advice?

[Wella]

Well, I. I get. I got something to hold them up.

[Patrick]

To hold them up.

[Wella]

Yeah. And. And you. And, you know, like. Like, wait, like you. Like we use.

[Patrick]

Oh, the little potty. Okay. Yeah, that's actually. Yeah. Yeah. So. So definitely get a little potty for your kid, is what she's saying. Those. Those help a lot. So you don't fall right in the bowl, right?

[Wella]

Yeah. I hope we don't swim.

[Patrick]

Yeah, we're not trying to swim. Okay, so you're doing content. Right. And it's. Don't do that. It's a bathroom review. So what do you do in the bathroom review? How does the content go? You're reviewing the bathrooms that you see. But what are you talking about? What specifically?

[Wella]

Bathrooms.

[Patrick]

Right. So you walk into the bathroom, you talk about the toilets. What about the toilets?

[Wella]

The sink.

[Patrick]

All right, but what about. So you walk into the bathroom, and the first thing we see is the toilet. What are you judging about the toilet?

[Wella]

How dirty? Yes. How clean?

[Patrick]

How dirty? How clean. What kind of flusher? Sometimes they got a plunger. Sometimes they got a push button. Sometimes they don't even have any. Right. It's just automatic.

[Wella]

Yeah, I want. I want to one. It, like, has a little thing.

[Patrick]

That's right. What's the next thing that we would judge?

[Wella]

Sink.

[Patrick]

The sink. What. What about the sink?

[Wella]

Soap and sink.

[Patrick]

All right, the sink, though. Let's focus on the sink. What are we looking at it. Does it have handles well, and I.

[Wella]

Went to the bowling place. I needed to go to the bathroom, and we went to the girls. And then I think we saw. We saw a can of soda. I think. No, the lighthouse.

[Patrick]

You saw a can of soda in the bathroom?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

And does that make the bathroom go down in your vote or up down. Dirty? All right, so.

[Wella]

Because it was heavy and there was like a water underneath it. That was. I drove it in the garbage.

[Patrick]

Oh, you threw it in the garbage?

[Wella]

Yeah, it was like so heavy. I needed to drone in.

[Patrick]

Layla, we have a five dollar super chat from Doc Shelley. She gave us five dollars and she says this is for Layla Lobster. Keep your hands off of it, Top. Wow, you just got $5 from being on here. Not a bad workday, right?

[Wella]

I hope Brody was here.

[Patrick]

They want to know, do you use the seat? Oh, Doc Shelley is. It is a. Is a Shelly Docs Doc Shelly said I'm a she. Okay. They want to know, do you use the seat covers for the toilet or do you put paper towels all over it before you sit on it?

[Wella]

Like home or.

[Patrick]

No, no, when you're outside. You don't do it at home?

[Wella]

Sometimes.

[Patrick]

Sometimes. Depends on the dirtiness. Or.

[Wella]

Sometimes I put it on because. 7:28 to 30. Because.

[Patrick]

Okay.

[Wella]

What?

[Patrick]

Oh, okay.

[Wella]

This happened.

[Patrick]

Nothing. It's good. It was loading, I guess. I have one more question for you. How many people do you want to watch your bathroom reviews? What do you think would be the best number possible for people?

[Wella]

100.

[Patrick]

If 100 people watched it, you think you'd be rich?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Okay. All right.

[Wella]

Put it on YouTube. Everybody's gonna watch it, Even me.

[Patrick]

You would watch your own bathroom reviews?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Okay. All right, Maybe. Maybe it's possible.

[Wella]

Yeah, because it's mine. Because Ali watch her own work.

[Patrick]

Does she?

[Wella]

Yeah, Her Half a billion hundred thousand dollars.

[Patrick]

Yeah. Adley is very rich, you see. Yeah. And she doesn't do that much, but. All right.

[Wella]

I see her videos sometimes.

[Patrick]

I see them too. I don't like them. All right. Leila, do you read? You told the people where they can find you. Where are you gonna be at?

[Wella]

What?

[Patrick]

I don't know. To let them know where they can find you. So that way they could, you know, follow you on all your social medias and all that stuff like that. Go ahead, just give them your plugs.

[Wella]

I'm gonna be home.

[Patrick]

Gonna be home chilling sometimes that you're not home all the time. Where else do you go?

[Wella]

To my swing.

[Patrick]

To the swing.

[Wella]

Over there.

[Patrick]

Over there. And if you're not on the swing, if you're not at home, what are the places are you gonna be hanging out?

[Wella]

Store.

[Patrick]

The store. Maybe. Oh, Wellow's house.

[Wella]

Yeah. Well, go to any place. Like the park. I'll be there. I like the park.

[Patrick]

Go to. Go to any park and. But mostly we'll start Italian.

[Wella]

I like Italian bread.

[Patrick]

Italian bread.

[Wella]

I'm a head bread.

[Patrick]

All right. Go to the park with a loaf of Italian bread and you might see Layla there. You can give her that Italian bread.

[Wella]

Bring me Italian bread.

[Patrick]

That's right. Okay. Yeah. They said. They said that. That you. They can catch you outside. Right? Catch me outside. How about that?

[Wella]

Yeah.

[Patrick]

Alright guys. Thank you. Layla.

[Wella]

See this greenhouse? Come.

[Patrick]

Don't tell them where we live. Shut up. When you. When you tell the people goodbye and we'll see them soon. Did you have a fun do you have fun time on this episode?

[Wella]

Yeah. Bye.

[Patrick]

Okay, bye. I guess we're done. See you later.

[Wella]

I can't even hear you.

[David]

The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room. It is constantly telling us what to believe is real. If you can persuade them that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening and they have.