Who Are The 12 Disciples | NDS Jr

Summary

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Nephilim Death Squad (NDS Jr) – "Who Are The 12 Disciples"

Podcast: Nephilim Death Squad (TopLobsta Productions)
Hosts: Top Lobsta (Dad/Host), Oliver (Child), Layla (Child, brief appearances)
Release Date: May 27, 2026

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Episode Overview

This special "NDS Jr" edition of Nephilim Death Squad features Top Lobsta sitting down with his kids, Oliver and Layla, for a lively and chaotic discussion about the 12 disciples (apostles) of Jesus. Blending humor, spontaneous kid energy (partially fueled by accidental cappuccinos), and basic biblical education, the episode explores who the disciples were, what made them interesting as historic figures, and attempts to tackle kid-friendly questions about Jesus, miracles, angels, the Book of Revelation, and even a few lighthearted tangents on aliens and leprosy.

The episode is unscripted, interactive, and embraces the unpredictability of kids co-hosting, resulting in both insightful and hilarious moments. The conversation frequently drifts—sometimes to candy, sometimes to pool floaties, but always anchored by genuine curiosity and honest (if sometimes wild) kid responses.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Introduction & Setting the Scene

• [01:20] Top Lobsta welcomes listeners, introduces his co-hosts (his children), and sets a playful, family-centric tone.
  • "We're back with Leila and Oliver... We're going to talk about... the 12 disciples..." (01:20)

Identifying the 12 Disciples

• [04:02] Oliver and Top Lobsta attempt to list and discuss the 12 disciples:

  • Peter (a.k.a. Simon) and his brother Andrew
  • James and John ("Sons of Thunder")
  • Philip, Bartholomew (also called Nathaniel)
  • Matthew the tax collector
  • Thomas ("Doubting Thomas")
  • Thaddeus
  • Simon the Zealot (with a knife)
  • Little James vs. Big James (kid-inspired distinction)
  • Judas, the betrayer

• Memorable child perspective:

  • "The milk thing tastes like garbage. I hate it." (Oliver, about his cappuccino, [04:12])
  • "Peter was also the one that denied Jesus three times..." (Top Lobsta, [12:36])

What Happened to John the Apostle?

• [05:05] John the Apostle is discussed as the only one who "didn't die of being killed somehow" and is credited with writing the Book of Revelation.

Prophets, Apostles, and Biblical Vocabulary

• [05:35] Quick explanation for Oliver: what a prophet is (God talks directly, they report back), distinction between John the Baptist (beheaded, prophet) and John the Apostle (wrote Revelation).

Judas and Expectations of the Messiah

• [08:46] They recount Judas's betrayal, discussing historical expectations that the Messiah would be a political leader or warrior—"like Donald Trump"—contrasted with Jesus's reality as a humble carpenter.
  • "They thought he would be a president... but Jesus didn’t come as a president. He came as a carpenter, right?" (Top Lobsta, [09:27])

Open Q&A with the Kids

• If you were an apostle, who would you be/travel with?

  • Discussion about each disciple's personality, with special attention to Peter's impulsiveness and temper ([12:14]-[12:36])

• What did it sound like when Jesus calmed the storm?

  • "What do you think it sounded like when Jesus calmed the storm with just his voice?" (Top Lobsta, [14:02])

• Would you walk out on water like Peter?

  • Oliver notes he’d “just be calm” and might try if he had his pool floaty ([14:27]-[14:54])

• Why did Jesus call fishermen?

  • “They fish for fish and now they fish for men.” (Top Lobsta, [16:07])
  • Oliver fantasizes about "fish men" and jokes about putting heads on bodies ([16:22]-[17:05])

• Were angels watching when Jesus was on Earth?

  • “That’s a stupid question,” says Oliver, declaring a strong “yes,” in classic kid bluntness ([17:21]-[17:25])

• The Star of Bethlehem?

  • Oliver imagines it as a “suited star," “humongous” and flowing ([18:09]-[18:18])

• Demons and Jesus:

  • “Why were the demons afraid of Jesus?” Top Lobsta asks; Oliver reasons, “because he was stronger than them” ([20:52]-[21:06])

• Who recognized Jesus as Messiah first?

  • Oliver: “His mother. The lady at the well.” ([21:31]-[21:43])

Audience Questions & Biblical Mysteries

• [23:40] Are aliens demons?

  • Both kids agree: “Yeah. Because they desire your soul. Because they devour your soul.” ([24:02]-[24:10])

• Coolest miracle of Jesus?

  • Oliver loves the story where Jesus helps the disciples catch all the fish ([24:45]-[27:22])
  • Water into wine gets a mention as his first miracle ([26:08])
  • Healing at the pool is Top Lobsta’s favorite ([33:40]-[36:32])
  • Leprosy and healing discussed ([37:02]-[37:35])

• The Tower of Babel

  • Oliver retells how God changed people’s languages to stop them from building to heaven: “Because then we’re trying to take his place.” ([29:39]-[30:20])

Funny, Kid-Centric Tangents

• Ongoing jokes about coffee, pool parties, and Bigfoot ([15:19], [22:42])
• Discussion skidding off-track repeatedly, with Oliver insisting “this is the worst podcast” ([31:40])
• Audience comments on the kids being “based” and “strong” ([20:19])

Reflecting on the Apostles and Modern Times

• What would the apostles think of today’s world?

  • “Weird. Because it doesn’t make sense.” ([38:10]-[38:18])

• If you met Jesus, what would you ask?

  • Both kids: “Nothing. No clue.” ([41:44]-[41:57])

• Bible confusion:

  • “I’m confused about every word in the Bible.” (Oliver, [43:01]-[43:16])

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• [05:34] Top Lobsta: "A prophet is somebody that God talks to directly, and then they tell the people what God said. And usually the people don't like that."
• [08:08] Oliver: "Big dreams. Little James."
• [09:27] Top Lobsta: "They thought [the Messiah] would be a president... like Donald Trump."
• [16:07] Top Lobsta: "They fish for fish and now they fish for men."
• [17:25] Oliver: "That's a stupid question." (on whether angels watched Jesus on earth)
• [24:02] Oliver: "Because they desire your soul." (on why aliens might be demons)
• [31:40] Oliver: "No, this is worst podcast."
• [38:10] Oliver: "Weird. Weird." (on what apostles would think about today)
• [43:01] Oliver: "He's in the Bible. Everyone. I'm confused about every single — I'm confused about guys, I'm confused about every word in the Bible."

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:20] – Introduction & Family Setup
• [04:02] – Listing and Discussing the Disciples
• [05:05] – John the Apostle and Prophets vs. Disciples
• [08:46] – Judas, Betrayal & Messianic Expectations
• [12:14] – Personalities of the Apostles
• [14:02] – Jesus Calms the Storm; Walking on Water
• [15:19] – Why Fishermen Were Chosen
• [16:07] – "Fishers of Men" Explained
• [17:21] – Do Angels Watch Us?
• [24:45] – Best Miracle Stories
• [29:39] – The Tower of Babel Retold by Oliver
• [33:40] – Favorite Miracles; Healing at the Pool
• [37:02] – Miracles of Healing (Leprosy)
• [38:10] – What Would Apostles Think of Our World?
• [41:26] – Who’d Make the Best Podcast Host?
• [43:01] – Confusion about the Bible
• [44:42] – What Does God Look Like?
• [45:20] – Plugs (Where You Can Find the Hosts)

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Tone & Style

• The podcast embraces spontaneous kid energy, unpredictability, and conversational teaching.
• Top Lobsta maintains dad humor and patience, weaving through serious teaching moments, kid logic, and audience interaction.
• Much of the episode’s value is found in the natural, unscripted responses of Oliver and Layla, providing real insight into how children process biblical stories.

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Final Thoughts

This NDS Jr episode offers a fresh, unfiltered lens on biblical history, as seen through the honest (and sometimes distracted) minds of children. Listeners will find it both hilarious and unexpectedly wise, perfect for families or anyone curious how the next generation thinks about faith, miracles, and Jesus’s ragtag team of disciples.

Best for: Parents, Sunday school teachers, anyone who enjoys faith topics with a side of comedy and chaos, or those seeking to revisit foundational Christian stories in the most unpredictable format possible.

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"This has been a disaster. I'm not the wall—I’m going up the wall. I be like Robin, sip."
— Oliver, [44:55]

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Transcript

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[Oliver (Child)]

I had. Okay.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Top Lobster Productions.

[Oliver (Child)]

In the shadows of the ancient ones, they never went away. They're still here today

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

level of Death squad. When the last trumpet sounds and the heavens crack. Welcome back to another episode of Nephilim Death Squad. I am Top Lobster, the father of disinformation. I am joined by a couple of special guests today, some recurring guests, some of my favorite people, the people that I live with, the people that I hang out with all the time. We're back with Leila and Oliver. We're going to talk about not all the time. Well, I live with.

[Oliver (Child)]

Stay at the shop for two hours.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

I stay at the shop for a couple of hours because this is where I work and sometimes I have to do work. But I'm with you guys most of the time. Right, Matt? Matt's coming in. Oh, my God. He's got tiny coffees for these guys. Is this a good idea?

[Oliver (Child)]

This is a great idea.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

This is a horrific idea. Does that have caffeine in it?

[Oliver (Child)]

I'm walking on the ceiling. No, it's a milkshake.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Layla, it's been a little while. So tell the people where you at, where they can find you. Give them your plugs. Your camera, too. So go ahead. All right, great. Oliver, you can tell the people where you're at, where you're from, what you're going to be doing, what you've been doing lately. It's going to be a rough episode today, guys.

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[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

That's crazy. I can't believe Matt gave these. These people caffeine. All right, so you were asking me about the 12 disciples. I think you're watching the Chosen with Wella, right? Is that what's happening? So you've got a lot of questions about, I guess, what's going on with the 12 disciples, we're gonna. We're gonna head. We're gonna remove the screen so you guys can't see it. Yeah. How about that? Because. No, you have to talk to me. This is a conversation, and then we can have the conversation.

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay, now can we start the conversation?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, we're trying to start the conversation. What do you mean?

[Oliver (Child)]

But that screen is pitch.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah. Well, now we have just. Just the words on the screen. So if you want to read the words, you can check out those words there.

[Oliver (Child)]

Read.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

You could read pretty good. But don't read. Don't read from these people. All right, so who are the 12 disciples? Do we know who they are?

[Oliver (Child)]

Peter.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Okay, Peter Simon. Simon is Peter? Yes. Who else? His brother. Who is Peter's brother?

[Oliver (Child)]

The milk thing tastes like garbage. I hate it.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

It's not a milkshake. It's a cappuccino. Give me. Get. Let me see that. Is it hot?

[Oliver (Child)]

No, it's not hot.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oh, yeah, that's like a. That's like an espresso. Cappuccino. He's trying to get you guys addicted. What do you think? Later on. It's good. You got a little milk Master. Do you want this? All right, he's gonna. Okay, here, Sip it slow.

[Oliver (Child)]

I'll run up the ceiling if it's hot.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

It's coffee. It's supposed to taste like that.

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay, I'm running out the sound tonight.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

So we have Simon, Peter, we have Andrew, you have James. Right? John the Apostle. I think John's the one that wrote the Book of Revelation. You know that book?

[Oliver (Child)]

You mean John the Baptist?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Different John.

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

John the Baptist got his head cut off pretty early on.

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah, because this girl just stands for evil. Or his fort for his uncle. And then you give him whatever he wants and want down the Baptist. Why? That's so, so, so, so, so ridiculous.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

It's kind of ridiculous. It's kind of sad. But that's what happens to the prophets. Do you know what a prophet is?

[Oliver (Child)]

I have no clue.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

A prophet is somebody that God talks to directly, and then they tell the people what God said. And usually the people don't like that. So different. John, John the Baptist. John the Apostle wrote the Book of Revelation. Did you know that John the Apostle is the only apostle that. Is he the only apostle that didn't die of being killed somehow? Oliver, you enjoying that? You enjoying that coffee?

[Oliver (Child)]

No, I hate it.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Shout out to the standard coffee shop. They have coffee that you'll definitely hate. I like it. It's pretty good. He Made you a nice blender, dad. Yep.

[Oliver (Child)]

I hate it. Coffee's not for kids.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

It's not for kids? He gave you coffee? I don't know why you did that.

[Oliver (Child)]

Oliver dips the bread in coffee and then he. I only like it like that because with the Flood, it makes a different taste.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

That's true. All right, but listen, we have to get back on track. The people don't know where to find you. They don't know your plugs or anything like that. We're trying to find out about the apostles.

[Oliver (Child)]

I got a be at home.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Okay? She's gonna be at home in YouTube. But the apostle. All right, you have John the Apostle who wrote the Book of Revelation. You know what the Book of Revelation is, Oliver? Yeah. We could turn that on. You know what the Book of Revelation is?

[Oliver (Child)]

Wait, could you put that back up?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

What are we doing here? It's a disaster. Okay, we'll turn on our light there. Everybody's happy. The Book of Revelation is the last book of the Bible where they talk about the end times, how the world's gonna.

[Oliver (Child)]

We're almost at the end.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Who said that?

[Oliver (Child)]

Wallow is almost at the end. Well said.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Well said. Well, I was telling you that the world's ending. Okay. I mean, maybe. We don't know. We could be at the end, or we could just be at another weird time in history. There was Philip the Apostle Bartholomew. They called him Nathaniel. Bartholomew is another apostle. We'll talk about him after.

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Matthew. You guys know Matthew the Apostle?

[Oliver (Child)]

No.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

He was the tax collector.

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah, I don't know that. I don't know about it. Everybody keep on spinning at him.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Thomas the Apostle. You know Thomas?

[Oliver (Child)]

No. Is Thomas.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No. He was a. I don't know. They called him Doubting Thomas, but really, he was. He was a pretty solid dude. There was another James. There was a guy named Thaddeus.

[Oliver (Child)]

Big dreams. Little James.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yes. Yeah, this was Little James. There was a bigger James that. He was a Son of Thunder. Simon. Simon the Zealot. He was the guy that was running around with the knife. You know, Simon the Zealot in the show. I think he had a knife or something like that. And then everybody's favorite apostle.

[Oliver (Child)]

I want Matt to come back and take them back.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

You want. If you don't want it, I could. I'll take it.

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

All right. Pass it over.

[Oliver (Child)]

I'll take it.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Give it to me. No, no, no, no, you're not getting a second. No, you're not getting a second cappuccino.

[Oliver (Child)]

That's it.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

And then the final apostle is everyone's favorite apostle, Judas. You guys know who that is, right?

[Oliver (Child)]

Betrayed Jesus, huh? That. Who traded Jesus? Who traded him?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

He's the one that betrayed Jesus for. Was it 30 pieces of silver? 40 pieces of silver?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah. Yeah, it's like this big.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, just a couple pieces of silver. But really he betrayed him because he was more upset. I was telling you guys yesterday, right? He was upset with what he thought Jesus was supposed to be doing at the time.

[Oliver (Child)]

What?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

So the Jews thought that the Messiah, which Jesus is the Messiah, he's so

[Oliver (Child)]

come like all dressed up now and kill all his enemies.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, they thought that they were going to kill the enemies of. Of the Jews, like political enemies. So they thought like he would be a president, like, like Donald Trump. But Jesus didn't come as a president. He came as a carpenter, right? Just a regular dude. And he didn't come to. He didn't come to kill and make war. You okay, man? You really like that, huh?

[Oliver (Child)]

Can I have another?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No, you cannot have another one.

[Oliver (Child)]

It has caffeine.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yes, it. Yeah, no, you can't have more caffeine. One more bonus apostle. There was one more. There was one more apostle that shows up after he takes Judas's place. Well, we haven't even gotten to the questions. We're still talking about the apostles.

[Oliver (Child)]

What? The apostle.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Apostle is a follower. They're the followers of Jesus Christ. He went up to them in the first year, in the first days of his ministry.

[Oliver (Child)]

They'll be calling us and talk and talking to us.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, well, they're. They're asking us questions right now.

[Oliver (Child)]

What they say? Yeah, but on the tv.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

I mean, on the tv. Yeah, that's them asking questions. They said the coffee shop got zero stars. That's not nice. What else are they saying here? What did she say? I can't even read that. Give the girl what she wants. My tinfoil hat tiara says give the girl what she wants. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. She'll have a heart attack. No, we're not doing that. Okay. All right. Oh, wow. We have a ten dollar super chat from Scott. It says Slurpee slash ice cream fund. They know that you guys like the Slurpees. Thank you very much, Scott. We will take that into account. Although I think we're done with caffeine for today. So do you guys have any questions about the apostles? Oliver, any questions? No, no, Just chilling. Just reading the chat. You guys are like, mad. You guys are stuck in the chat.

[Oliver (Child)]

Can you read a smaller?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No, we're not reading any more chats. We have to ignore these people. They're doing their thing. Well, if you. If you answer some of these questions. Good. Then we'll come back to the chat. Okay?

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay. Oh, so access the questions.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

If you were one of the apostles, which would you.

[Oliver (Child)]

I forgot what to look at. What? That means.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

The apostles, the ones that follow Jesus.

[Oliver (Child)]

Oh, yeah.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Which. Which one. Which ones would you travel with and why? Because they travel.

[Oliver (Child)]

Wait, what?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Their names are talking to the mic.

[Oliver (Child)]

What's their names again?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Okay, we'll go through the descriptions again. So Peter, who was kind of like the leader, he was a fisherman. He spoke before thinking sometimes he was kind of. Kind of rude sometimes. He's the one that walked on. He's the one that walked on water.

[Oliver (Child)]

Temper.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

He had a little bit of a temper.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, a lot of temper.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Peter was also the one that denied Jesus three times. Remember before the. Yes. For the rooster.

[Oliver (Child)]

Croat.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

But Peter was still a really good dude. He just had made some mistakes. Andrew was his brother. They were fishermen. James was one of. Yeah, yeah.

[Oliver (Child)]

Brooke brothers.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, he was. He was in a.

[Oliver (Child)]

Can we move on to different questions?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Okay. All right, we'll do another question.

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[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

What do you think it sounded like when Jesus calmed the storm with just his voice?

[Oliver (Child)]

What do you mean?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

I don't know. What do you think that it sounded like? Do you think it sounded special? Do you think he just spoke it and said it?

[Oliver (Child)]

Oliver just spoke. I don't know what.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

All right, all right. Here's another question. If you saw Jesus walk on water, would you jump out the boat just like Peter did and try to walk with him?

[Oliver (Child)]

I'll just become. Just be calm. Yeah, yeah. I'll just do it. It's like calm, calm, calm.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

When you guys go in the pool, do you usually walk on water?

[Oliver (Child)]

No.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No, but you would. But you jump out of that boat.

[Oliver (Child)]

I have this Big. You. You remember that? Big. That big. Floaty.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah.

[Oliver (Child)]

Just jump off of it.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

You would just jump off of it.

[Oliver (Child)]

Sometimes I go head first, but no way.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

That's pretty cool. All right, let's ask another question. This is a real question. Why do you think Jesus asked fishermen to help him change the world?

[Oliver (Child)]

I don't know. I have no. Can you access candy?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No, we're not doing. All right, so look, now I'm going to take it away. These guys are just like Matt. Nope. No, no, it's not. It's gone now. You can't. You can't.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Please, just tell us the answer.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

It's not an answer. It's. It's your. I want to know. I want to know what you think. There's no right answer.

[Oliver (Child)]

I have no clue.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Daddy, why do you think he chose fishermen?

[Oliver (Child)]

I had no men.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

That's a good answer, actually. That's a really good answer, Layla.

[Oliver (Child)]

They're men, but they fit fish.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

They fish for fish and now they fish for men.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, they're like in the wolves and I come in.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No, but isn't that what they're trying to do? Right? They're trying to.

[Oliver (Child)]

Fishers of men.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah. Now instead of trying to catch fish, now they're. They're gonna catch men.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, men. Men. Men. Fists. Fish man.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

This.

[Oliver (Child)]

It's like a fish with a fist with a flowing man head.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

It sounds like Nephilim stuff. I don't know.

[Oliver (Child)]

Ew. I'll just take a head person, put it on the fist, throw it back in the water, and then when the next time I'll grab it where I threw it, and then I take off the head and then I eat it.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Okay. All right. Gross.

[Oliver (Child)]

All right. I would take a fish's head and put it on a woman's body, then it can't breathe.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Like dog man, but fish man. All right, next question. We ready? Everybody straighten up. We're ready. Okay. Do you think angels watched Jesus when he was doing his ministry on Earth? When he was going around for those three years and healing people?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yes.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

You think they were.

[Oliver (Child)]

That's a stupid question.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

That's a stupid question. Why is it stupid?

[Oliver (Child)]

Speak it to the microphone, Dad,

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[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

am talking into the mic.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, you're not.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Okay. All right, well, listen, this is my job. All right? Okay, you guys, what to do.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, we don't.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

So you think. You think for sure angels don't do that? You think for sure angels were watching Jesus? What do you think they said when they were Watching them.

[Oliver (Child)]

They said nothing. This is quiet. Oh, suit. My ears.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Ow. Okay, next question. What do you think the star over Bethlehem looked like? You're always asking me what happens in Bethlehem.

[Oliver (Child)]

I think it looks like. It looks like a suited star.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oh, interesting. You know what the star over Bethlehem is, right? It's when the three kings.

[Oliver (Child)]

Like. It's like. I think it looks like a flowing suit in store. Yeah. It's humongous. Can you hear me or not?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

I could hear you, yeah.

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay. Yeah, but can you hear me the most?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yes. Don't. Don't scream into it, though. You know that they use the star to find where Jesus was, right?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah. Yeah, Know that. Don't go back home.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Careful. Okay. All right. We're gonna. We're gonna move on.

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay? Can we get out of these lessons now, dad?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

This is what you wanted to do. You wanted to ask some questions, right?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah. We want to see what they say on there.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

We'll go back to it in a minute, okay?

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay. It has been a minute. Go.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

All right. If you guys promise that you're not gonna get stuck on this like Matt, because Matt gets stuck over here and then David gets mad and he yells at him. Yeah, okay.

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay. Access.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

All right, we'll go back to the chat and we'll see what. What she's. What they're saying. They said, Layla, that they want to tell you that you're beautiful. Panda fly says that you want to talk to her and she sent three hearts to you. She said you're beautiful.

[Oliver (Child)]

Is there one for me? No.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

You want to know if they called you beautiful, too?

[Oliver (Child)]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

O. You guys need to lock in. You're acting like kids in here. You know what that means, right?

[Oliver (Child)]

We're crazy.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, you're acting crazy. You got to lock in.

[Oliver (Child)]

What does that mean? I have no clue what that means.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

They're calling you Little Miss Nasty. Because they call me Mr. Nasty. You.

[Oliver (Child)]

No.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah.

[Oliver (Child)]

No.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, you're acting kind of nasty to me. Amy thinks that Oliver's funny. Okay, cool. All right. There's a lot of. There's very. There's a lot of chats here.

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay. Read more.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oliver is based. My 8 year old daughter would love to chat with you guys. Seven year old daughter. Sorry. And Daniel says that you're based.

[Oliver (Child)]

What do you mean based?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Like toad based. And Oliver looks strong. Okay, next question. Are we ready? Eyes on me. Very important question here. Okay? Why were the demons afraid of Jesus immediately when they saw him?

[Oliver (Child)]

Oliver, why do you think they were stronger Than him.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

You think the demons were stronger than Jesus?

[Oliver (Child)]

No, No, I say Jesus was stronger than Jesus.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah. And how did they know it?

[Oliver (Child)]

Because. I'm saw him.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah. I think that they knew he was God right away.

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah.

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[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Do you think some people around Jesus knew he was the Messiah before he did all his miracles?

[Oliver (Child)]

No.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Who was the first person to know that he was. He was the Messiah?

[Oliver (Child)]

His mother. The lady at the well.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Who?

[Oliver (Child)]

The lady at the well.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oh, this. What was she, a Samaritan?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

At the well, Layla. Tilted towards your mouth. Yeah.

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay. But Jesus mom knew first.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

You think Jesus's mom knew first? I think so, too. Right.

[Oliver (Child)]

Because then the disciples and then the lady at the well, and then she spread it all over the place.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, well, the lady at the well was the first one that Jesus told that to.

[Oliver (Child)]

Dad, what's this for?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

That is David's little button presser. Don't press any of those buttons. That's. Those are. Those are special buttons.

[Oliver (Child)]

Which one do I press?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

I wouldn't press any of them. One of them might. One of them might make the. The microphone blow up. He's done that before. Yeah. It blows smoke into your face and hurts you. I wouldn't do that.

[Oliver (Child)]

Really?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Let's ask another question. This is. These are all questions about Jesus and the apostles. This is what you guys wanted to talk about, right?

[Oliver (Child)]

I want to talk about something else now.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No, we have to talk about this. This is what I. I researched this whole episode to talk to you guys about this.

[Oliver (Child)]

Can we please talk about Bigfoot?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No, we talked about Bigfoot last time.

[Oliver (Child)]

So what are we talking about?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Very close to disaster there.

[Oliver (Child)]

Can we talk about gold?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

I don't know about gold. Let me ask you this question. Why do you think. Why do you think so many people tried to stop the apostles from preaching?

[Oliver (Child)]

Because I hated Jesus disciples. Yeah, yeah. You pressing that button all the time, dad.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

What button? This thing?

[Oliver (Child)]

No, no.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

The switcher. Oh, no. Well, stop looking at it. This is what I'm saying. This is. I'm gonna have to take it away from you guys. I'm not doing the. I'm not changing anything.

[Oliver (Child)]

Yes, you are.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No, I have it set up to

[Oliver (Child)]

go automatically if we talk.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

You want to read the chat again? I guess this show is just about the chat. So we're going to go back. Chad, if you have questions for the kids. Okay. Nancy has some questions for you from Daniel Murphy. He wants to know, do you think aliens are demons?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Why?

[Oliver (Child)]

Because they desire your soul?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yes. Somebody asked me Also because they devour your soul.

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, I guess so. They asked me. Did you just tell me to shut up? In sput. In Spanish? Yeah, okay, that's rude, Oliver.

[Oliver (Child)]

Not me. I say gaeta.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

That's not nice.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, no, the guy at the dad. And you keep on talking.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Okay, all right, so they want to talk about. They want to ask. Okay. Indiana Dunderino says, what was Jesus's coolest miracle? Oliver, you've learned about some of the miracles, and Leila, you've learned about some of the miracles that he's done. Which one do you think is the coolest one, in your opinion?

[Oliver (Child)]

The fish.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

The fish. What did he do with the fish?

[Oliver (Child)]

Well. Well, the person not on disciples come. Jesus a little bit,

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

one at a time. Hold on.

[Oliver (Child)]

Disciples weren't getting a lot of fish, and then Jesus came and. And made them go and flap a bunch of. No, but that wasn't Jesus. That was. That. That. That. That was not God on earth.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

All right, well, why don't you guys explain it?

[Oliver (Child)]

I know. No, I'm explaining this time, so.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No, no, no, no. Wait up. Wait.

[Oliver (Child)]

And then I'm tossed it in.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Hold on, hold on. Order in the. Order in the podcast room. In the podcast room, only one person talks, and the second rule is no fighting.

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

So we got to work together. So if you're telling a story, you tell a story. If you're telling a story, you tell a story, and you guys help each other to tell the story. Let's go.

[Oliver (Child)]

So Jesus. Jesus didn't do it. Well, God didn't do it on earth. Jesus did it in heaven. But that wasn't Jesus with.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

With fish. I don't understand what happened.

[Oliver (Child)]

That wasn't Jesus doing it on earth. That was God in heaven.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oh, God did it in heaven, but Jesus was on earth doing well, what happened? Can you tell the people?

[Oliver (Child)]

Well, Jesus, his first miracle was turned. Was turn. Turning water into wine.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, that's true. That's true. But what. So, Oliver, what were you saying about. What were you saying about the miracle?

[Oliver (Child)]

He's kissing a microphone.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

That's gross. You know that Matt. Matt farts into that one.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, he doesn't.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Sometimes he does. I wouldn't put my mouth on it. So you think that Jesus's coolest miracle was like making the. Making the fish. When he made a bunch of fish out of. What was it like?

[Oliver (Child)]

My ears hurt. Can I tell you the story?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, tell me the story. I want to know.

[Oliver (Child)]

K. Get as much fish as Jesus said. So. So Jesus made a Miracle and made a bunch of fish and access cybers to go and get a bunch of nets, and then them drilled in and caught a bunch of fish and. And there was one.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oh, that miracle. I thought you were talking about the other miracle with fish, but that. That first one. Okay, so go ahead and tell the rest of that story, Oliver.

[Oliver (Child)]

That's. That's all that I know.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, you're muted.

[Oliver (Child)]

Okay. Can I help. Wait, Can I tell you one.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Take your headphones off.

[Oliver (Child)]

One more.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah.

[Oliver (Child)]

I like how he changed his voice.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Who changed his voice?

[Oliver (Child)]

No. God changes their voice when the Tower of Babel.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oh, that's different. I don't know if that's a miracle. I don't know if I call that one a miracle, but that's certainly something. Yeah. Go ahead. Go out there. Come right back. What are you saying, Oliver? Go ask Matt.

[Oliver (Child)]

Wait, can I go get the candy?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No. No candy. No candy. Everyone's. We. We have stuff here.

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[Oliver (Child)]

Pause. Pause the cat.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

There's no pausing. This is live. We're live here. All right, go ahead. I'll talk to Nancy. You're gonna leave me, Oliver? Go ahead. Nancy. What am I doing here? I need some help. I'm. I feel like I'm drowning here.

[Oliver (Child)]

You're doing fine, okay?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

We're juggling. This is. This is a difficult episode to do. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, but, you know, I think it's. I think we're doing all right. What do you think, Oliver? How's it going?

[Oliver (Child)]

Bad.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

It's going bad. So tell me about the Tower of Babel.

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[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

What do you know about it?

[Oliver (Child)]

That he changed their. Their language.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Why did he do that?

[Oliver (Child)]

Because we're trying to take his place.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Okay, so tell me more about it. They were trying to take his place. Like, trying to go to heaven?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah. Trying to stack a tower to heaven so them could take Jesus's place as the king of kings.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oh, wow. And so they built a really tall tower.

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah. But then before them could do that, though, he changed their language.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Why did he change the language for?

[Oliver (Child)]

Because then we're trying to take his place.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, but what would that do? If they change the languages? What does that mean?

[Oliver (Child)]

Can't understand it. Some can't build it anymore because they won't know. What.

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Who.

[Oliver (Child)]

Who's telling them what to do?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, they can't. They can't work with each other. Right?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah. Because them have all different language.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Right. Do you think it's important for every. For us to communicate together and have the same language? Yeah, I think so, too. So you like that? That's not. That's not really a miracle. That's more of like an. That's an act of God. That's something crazy. Something really cool, that God. Did you like that part? Yeah, I like that part. They said that some people say that when he changed. When he changed the people's language, some people he turned into elephants. Do you believe that?

[Oliver (Child)]

No.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

You don't think so? Yeah, he said some people. He changed some people into monkeys, too. Do you believe that?

[Oliver (Child)]

No.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No. You don't believe that either. All right, fine. Wow. You just. Did you pay for that, Layla? All right, we'll come back. Come on back. I guess you could just steal stuff from the shop. Go sit down. Okay. Go sit down. Come on. All right, we're coming back. This is great podcasting, people.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, this is worst podcast.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

This is the worst podcast. I think it's because I let you guys watch some shows before I started. They said, yeah, you're unmuted. They said Oliver says them like top like me. I don't know. I guess it's the thing. He must have picked up for that from me talking to him. They said, the kids are going to be way smarter than me.

[Oliver (Child)]

What? Me?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

You think you're smarter than me?

[Oliver (Child)]

No. No, we don't think Bazam says something.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, but do you agree with them?

[Oliver (Child)]

No.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Maybe. Oh, I hope you guys are going to be smarter than me. Yeah, they said a baby thumb. Why? What?

[Oliver (Child)]

Y o0.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

I don't know. I don't know what that means. Okay, let's see. What.

[Oliver (Child)]

What?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Other questions from the chat? No other questions from the chat. They said I pooped my pants. No, I did not poop my pants. They're asking if we're Puerto Rican.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, we're Not.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

What are you then, if you're not Puerto Rican?

[Oliver (Child)]

New York.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No, you're not. You're not New York. That's not a thing. Yeah, that's where you were born. Okay, another question. What do you think the apostle John saw that was too incredible to describe? Nothing in the book of Revelation?

[Oliver (Child)]

Nothing.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Nothing.

[Oliver (Child)]

It was. These microphones are so big.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

The headphones, you mean?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

We got to get you smaller headphones. Yeah.

[Oliver (Child)]

What is it called again? Miracles.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Miracles. You think you saw a miracle? Okay. All right.

[Oliver (Child)]

Dad?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah.

[Oliver (Child)]

What is one of your favorite miracles that Jesus did? Yeah.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Pat my head for what's my favorite miracle? I like when. I like when Jesus heals the man at the. At the pool.

[Oliver (Child)]

Oh. You know, a pool is a leg

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

talking to the microphone.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, pools didn't even exist.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Of course they existed.

[Oliver (Child)]

Yes. Did you know that it was just this pool and you have to go underwater to get heels? He did not go. He got closer and closer, but every day. No, because them didn't make pools because there was only.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

They can't see you. You're hiding behind a chair. Okay. So. No, there was pools, though, Oliver. It was the pool. A pool is just water, like something filled with water. So the idea behind this pool was they thought that if you were the first person into this pool right before an angel came, they thought that an angel would come into the pool every so often, and you were the first person, you would get a miracle.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, no, no, no, no. It's like, fountain came and you will get healed in it.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Right? Right. But in the Bible, the fountain or the pool that they were in, they said that every so often an angel would come into that water. And if you were the first person to be in the water after the angel went in, you can get healed or you can get a miracle or whatever you're there for. So people were always around the pool, but there was a guy next to the pool that his legs didn't work for his whole life or a lot of years. He couldn't walk, and he had.

[Oliver (Child)]

He stood there for, like, a long time. He got a beard, but not disappear with white hair.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah. So he was there for a really long time. Right? Enough time. Yeah. Because he couldn't get into the pool. He would never be the first person into the pool. Right. Because he can't walk. So other people would get his miracle first. Why do you think he stood at the pool then?

[Oliver (Child)]

Because he kept on trying and trying. He should just use his arms and push him in.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah. But he wouldn't Be fast enough, because you need. The other people will get in first, Right. And then they take your miracle in

[Oliver (Child)]

the pool until that fountain.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

That's a good idea. But then you'd be all soggy. Yeah, you can't stay in the pool forever.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, you can.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

You guys stay in the pool forever, right?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah, but, yeah, in the pool, you turn into a mermaid.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

We don't want to turn into a mermaid. Anyway, that's my favorite miracle. Because Jesus walks up to him, and he just basically goes, hey, you want to get healed? And the guy's like, yeah. And he goes, all right, get up and go away. And the guy gets up, and he takes his. His bed and he leaves. And you know that that miracle got Jesus into trouble how? Because the Pharisees. You know who the Pharisee are?

[Oliver (Child)]

Wait, what was the whole. The hole on his wrist.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oh, that comes after.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, but. But what.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Was it crucified when he got crucified?

[Oliver (Child)]

No, the hole, like, person that has hole in them that was trying to hide it.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oh, do you mean if they had marks on their wrists? Like leprosy? Is that what you're talking about? You. Like when he healed the lepers? Yeah, that's like a.

[Oliver (Child)]

And the girl was it.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah. So the leprosy. The leprosy is like a disease that people have on their skin, and it's very contagious. You know what contagious means, Oliver?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah, I know what I mean. No, I know what it means.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

What does it mean?

[Oliver (Child)]

Spread.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

It could spread around. Yeah, that's what it was. So, like, people that had leprosy, they were contagious, and other people didn't want to go next to them, but Jesus went next to him and he healed them, I think.

[Oliver (Child)]

Don't go notes to that. Don't come any. Don't come any. Like, closer.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah. Okay. So, Layla, you would. You would probably have a better idea of this question from when you. When you watch the show and when you see what they lived, like the apostles, what do you think the apostles would think about the world today?

[Oliver (Child)]

Weird. Weird.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Just weird. You think it would. They think it's a weird world.

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah. Because. Because it doesn't make sense. Because I'm. Don't. Because I'm. Don't remember it.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

They wouldn't remember this world. This world will be weird. What do you think they think about the TVs and the cameras and all that? How about the microphone in your face? You think they'd understand any of this?

[Oliver (Child)]

They like being, like, touching everything. Like a spitting Thing on his head. Like. Like. Like number. Like dizzy. Because. Because them don't. What? Like it doesn't make sense to them in this world. I do want this last piece. No. Okay, I'll eat it all.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Okay. All right. We have some other questions and then we'll. We'll read questions from the chat. Hold on, hold on. We'll read questions from the chat after because we're gonna end.

[Oliver (Child)]

Do it right now, Daddy.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No, if you. If you yell into the mic, I'm gonna mute you. Okay?

[Oliver (Child)]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Now you're muted. Okay. Layla, what's a Bible location that you'd want to visit the most?

[Oliver (Child)]

I have no clue what you're talking about. That

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

we will. In a minute. In a minute. Stop touching that A.

[Oliver (Child)]

What's the A for?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

We will. We'll read through this after the A.

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[Oliver (Child)]

Hey, everyone.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

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[Oliver (Child)]

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[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. The A. What? Oh, they said all. That's it.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, the A. Up. Not right there. Down, down, down.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

I don't know. Stop it. We're gonna go through YouTube. Sign on the YouTube. Sign.

[Oliver (Child)]

Is it a with the YouTube thing right there?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

I don't know. We're going to read after. What's your most mysterious story from the Bible?

[Oliver (Child)]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Which one? Which one do you think?

[Oliver (Child)]

I have no clue. But this is the best time of my life.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Which disciple would make the best podcast host?

[Oliver (Child)]

The P. Peter.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Probably. Probably. He knew. He probably knew the most out of all of them. If you met Jesus. What question. What question would you Ask him first.

[Oliver (Child)]

Nothing.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Nothing. Layla, what question would you ask Jesus if you met him first?

[Oliver (Child)]

I have no tardis. And what happened right here?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No clue. All right. Okay. All right, so I guess we'll read the chat and then we'll end the episode. Because you guys. You guys weren't ready to talk about the apostles today. No, you weren't. You were in Syria, curious about it. Okay, let's see. Let's see some questions. Nancy, if you see anything interesting, you can pull it up.

[Oliver (Child)]

Mute you.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Do you want to mute Nancy? Why?

[Oliver (Child)]

No, she's on mute.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, I know. No, but she can pull up the chat. She's a. She's a producer, so can you unmute her? Here's one here. Let's see what it says. Alternatively, what's part of the Bible that you're confused about? That's a good question from Agatha. Is there a part of the Bible that you guys are confused about?

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah, every part you said we're gonna talk about. What's the name again? Guys?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, Guys. I don't even think he's really in the Bible.

[Oliver (Child)]

He's in the Bible. Every. Everyone. I. I'm confused about every single. I'm confused about. Guys, I'm confused about every word in the Bible.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, so there. He's. He's mentioned in the Bible, but the guy that you're talking about is the.

[Oliver (Child)]

The guy that turned into a Christian.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah. What was he called? He was a Roman.

[Oliver (Child)]

What was the chat?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

He was a. Unmute Nancy. That's up to her. I can't unmute her. See?

[Oliver (Child)]

Hello.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

There she goes. There's Nancy.

[Oliver (Child)]

Mute again.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

They want to hear from you, Nancy. I don't have no idea. Why

[Oliver (Child)]

do you want to know?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

What do you want to know from Nancy? Oliver.

[Oliver (Child)]

What's the crayon for? What's crayon for? Right there.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

It's an edit button. Don't worry about that.

[Oliver (Child)]

Can you add a button?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

No.

[Oliver (Child)]

What's the edit mean?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

The edit means that I end the show.

[Oliver (Child)]

No.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Okay, we're gonna end the show anyway.

[Oliver (Child)]

No. What's the. What's the cross for?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Don't worry, It's a new layout, guys. You're not doing. Producing. You're doing a podcast. You gotta focus.

[Oliver (Child)]

Yeah, that was the one. Hate it. What do we do?

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[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

We're gonna say bye to the people.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, read it. You said you're gonna read it to us.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

All right, but you're not answering. Seriously. They was. They want to know. What do you think? What do you think? God, looks like.

[Oliver (Child)]

I don't know.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Yeah, I've lost them. This is Matt. Matt gave them coffee right before we started. And this is. We've gone off the rails. This has been a disaster.

[Oliver (Child)]

I'm not the wall. I'm going up the wall. I be like Robin, sip.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Okay, guys, before we head out, do you have any plugs or anywhere to tell the people where you're gonna be at? Go ahead.

[Oliver (Child)]

Tell us what we're gonna say, what we're gonna do.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oliver, where are you gonna be at? Give us some plugs before we get out of here. What do you think? It's been a great episode.

[Oliver (Child)]

No, I'm gonna be in the pool.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Look, Trevor said Matt's a terrorist. It's.

[Oliver (Child)]

It's a government that does bad stuff.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

It's somebody that. That makes threats on a governmental level to change the policy. Yeah, I would say that. That is exactly Matt. That's exactly what he's done to this show.

[Oliver (Child)]

Read it. Read it. Now.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

They said that you're spun. They said you guys are out of control,

[Oliver (Child)]

And they will do it again. The end is written in the book, in the pages they foresee.

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[Oliver (Child)]

Hey, everyone.

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

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[Oliver (Child)]

What is this, your first date?

[Top Lobster (Host/Dad)]

Oh, no.

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