Podcast
Oh These, Those Stars of Space!
Hosted by Bucket of Milk · EN
Far beyond the frontier of civilized space, sails the starship the CSS Cavalier, manned by her strange and daring crew. Their destination? Adventure. Their cargo? Your dang ears. Their mission? Episodic science fiction comedy at the intersection of Star Trek, Douglas Adams, and the Marquis DeSade. From the same people who birthed unto you the blockbuster true-crime podcast Rude Tales of Magic comes a new and improvised sci-fi (science fiction) delight that has already been banned in most public schools and the Vatican.
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[Patreon Preview] Aye Aye
Yesterday00:14:35Tap to summarizeWhen a mysterious Vanguard Escape Pod is recovered by the Cavalier, no one can be prepared for the changes that come when its passenger emerges. Not Katya (Carly Monardo). Not Meredith (Ali Fisher). And certainly not Guy Normal (Branson Reese). To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff! PATREON IS NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO HEAR NEW THESE THOSE EPISODES. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose and on bluesky at @starsofspace.bsky.social Oh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John Harper Thanks to our Rear Admirals, Lucas Wagner and Spacejamfan! The Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. We like it too! Thank you for saying that!. Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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[Patreon Preview] Sax on the Bridge
4w ago00:08:29Tap to summarizeWhen a terrible theft occurs aboard the CSS Cavalier, it's up to three crack investigators- Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo), Rip Van Winkle (Tim Platt), and ship's Saxophonist Barry Cools (Branson Reese) to track down the culprit and bring them to justice. To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff! PATREON IS NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO HEAR NEW THESE THOSE EPISODES. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose and on bluesky at @starsofspace.bsky.social Oh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John Harper Thanks to our Rear Admirals, Lucas Wagner and Spacejamfan! The Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. We like it too! Thank you for saying that!. Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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[Patreon Preview] Bitter Somethings on Barrakar
Mar 2600:07:03Tap to summarizeSomething's rotten on Barrakar. Damn that would have been a good ep title too. Oh well! Scandal (Carly Monardo), Charity (Ali Fisher), and Single Chance (Tim Platt), will have to get to the bottom of it! To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff! PATREON IS NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO HEAR NEW THESE THOSE EPISODES. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose and on bluesky at @starsofspace.bsky.social Oh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John Harper Thanks to our Rear Admiral, Lucas Wagner! The Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. We like it too! Thank you for saying that!. Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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[Patreon Preview] Tapestry
Feb 2600:05:39Tap to summarizeIf you pull at one of the loose threads of your life, it can unravel the very tapestry of yourself. Even if your self is a robot named Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings). Oh These, Those Stars of Space says goodbye to Chris, and who better to send him off than Groomda (Tim Platt) and Deremeth (Ali Fisher)? To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff! PATREON IS NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO HEAR NEW THESE THOSE EPISODES. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose and on bluesky at @starsofspace.bsky.social Oh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John Harper Thanks to our Rear Admiral, Lucas Wagner! The Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. We like it too! Thank you for saying that!. Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
Transcribe →[Patreon Preview] The Ones Who Visit Melas-One
Jan 2900:07:46Tap to summarizeAh, Melas-One. That beautiful, peaceful colony in the stars. Surely nothing lurks beneath this precious idyll. And even if there is, can Billy Onassis (Branson Reese), Marvin Blond (Tim Platt), and Froglevel Casketshowroom (Ali Fisher) figure it out in time??Looking for that perfect gift for someone with impeccable taste? Why not GIFT THEM A THESE THOSE SUBSCRIPTION? Could be the best gift you ever give!To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff! PATREON IS NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO HEAR NEW THESE THOSE EPISODES. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose and on bluesky at @starsofspace.bsky.socialOh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John HarperThanks to our Rear Admiral, Lucas Wagner!The Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. We like it too! Thank you for saying that!.Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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[Patreon Preview] Hard Die
Dec 1800:07:56Tap to summarizeDeep inside the Cavalier, a team of terrorists has seized a bar, taken hostages, and declared war.One man has managed to escape...An on-duty mascot (Branson Reese) hiding somewhere inside. Oh and Dewey (Christopher Hastings) and Boboli (Carly Monardo) are there too!They're alone, tired...and the only chance anyone has got.CAVVY. DEWEY. BOBOLI.HARD DIELooking for that perfect gift for someone with impeccable taste? Why not GIFT THEM A THESE THOSE SUBSCRIPTION? Could be the best gift you ever give!To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff! PATREON IS NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO HEAR NEW THESE THOSE EPISODES. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose and on bluesky at @starsofspace.bsky.socialOh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John HarperThanks to our Rear Admiral, Lucas Wagner!The Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. We like it too! Thank you for saying that!.Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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[Patreon Preview] Mirror, Mirror, On the Star... Part Two: Who's the Darkest Mirror of All?
Nov 2000:08:53Tap to summarizeTHE MIRROR SHATTERS! With our heroes Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings), Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher), Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), and Vestavia (Carly Monardo), trapped aboard the CVS WAR CRIMINAL, chances of returning to their home universe are growing dim! And can they stop IMPERITREX MEREDITH CHESTERFIELD's plan to rule both universes in time? Plus, what's happening with Dark Groomda back on the Cavalier? All this and more on the thrilling finale of Oh These, Those Stars of Space's 101st Episode Spectacular!To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff! PATREON IS NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO HEAR NEW THESE THOSE EPISODES. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose and on bluesky at @starsofspace.bsky.socialOh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John HarperThanks to our Rear Admiral, Lucas Wagner!The Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. We like it too! Thank you for saying that!.Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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[Patreon Preview] Mirror, Mirror, On the Star... (100th Episode!)
Oct 2300:11:36Tap to summarizeWhat lies on the other side of the mirror? What if it was not a perfect reflection of your normal, hot self, but something...darker?? In this episode, the characters of Oh These, Those Stars of Space explore these questions and more!To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff! PATREON IS NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO HEAR NEW THESE THOSE EPISODES. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose and on bluesky at @starsofspace.bsky.socialOh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John HarperThe Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. We like it too! Thank you for saying that!.Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
Transcribe →[UNLOCKED] C.B. the Cool-Baby
Oct 2201:23:10Tap to summarizeUNLOCKED! On the eve of the release of Oh These, Those Stars of Space's landmark 100th episode, we're freeing our 99th episode from behind the paywall, as voted on by patrons. Enjoy! And if you like what you hear don't forget to head over and subscribe to the OTTSS Patreon for episode 100 on Thursday 10/23! Just 5 dollars gets you access to that and dozens more premium episodes! What a deal!When a mysterious visitor arrives aboard the CSS Cavalier, will Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo), and Chestershire (Ali Fisher), destroy him and subject him to awful experiments? Or will they find...a friend?Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose and on bluesky at @starsofspace.bsky.socialOh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John HarperThe Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. We like it too! Thank you for saying that!.Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
Transcribe →[Patreon Preview] C.B. The Cool-Baby
Sep 2600:10:01Tap to summarizeWhen a mysterious visitor arrives aboard the CSS Cavalier, will Liberty Balboa (Branson Reese), Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo), and Chestershire (Ali Fisher), destroy him and subject him to awful experiments? Or will they find...a friend?To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff! PATREON IS NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO HEAR NEW THESE THOSE EPISODES. You can go listen to all of them now! Go! Hurry! It's only five bucks. Follow us on twitter, but only if you like pleasure, at @ohthesethose and on bluesky at @starsofspace.bsky.socialOh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John HarperThe Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. We like it too! Thank you for saying that!.Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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