Podcast Summary: RISK! Episode "Geezers and the Gosling"
Introduction In the April 29, 2025 episode of RISK!, titled "Geezers and the Gosling," host Kevin Allison sets the stage for a collection of captivating and humorous true stories that delve into the quirks of neighborhood life and personal transformations. The episode, recorded at Julia Whitehouse's Top Shelf Story show at the UCB Theater in New York, features two compelling narratives from Jeff Zimmerman and Aaron Barker, interspersed with engaging interactions and musical segments.
Jeff Zimmerman's Stories
That's the Gig [06:27]
Jeff Zimmerman kicks off the storytelling with a humorous yet poignant account of a challenging performance experience. Reflecting on his time as the sole white performer in a Richard Pryor tribute show during Black History Month at the Brooklyn Academy of Music, Jeff shares his discomfort and the ensuing hilarity of bombing on stage. He recounts, “I was sweating all the way through a three-piece suit... I was bombing my nuts off” [07:15]. The situation escalates when a fellow comedian, Colin Quinn, unexpectedly supports him, leading to a surprising revelation about the nature of comedy and acceptance. Jeff muses, “That's non-stop humiliation. The notebooks, the weird tits, all of it. I bombed at Martin Scorsese's birthday” [17:30], highlighting the relentless challenges faced in the comedy scene.
The narrative transitions into Jeff's personal life, detailing the complexities of moving in with his fiancée. The couple's struggle to find an affordable Brooklyn apartment with essential amenities like central AC and a dishwasher becomes a metaphor for their differing priorities and eventual strain on their relationship. Jeff humorously describes the apartment hunting ordeal: “It's a million dollars a month for rent that's available to you... or somebody has stapled a Star Wars bed sheet to the side of a bridge” [12:45]. The story culminates in discovering a dead cat on a prospective apartment’s patio, symbolizing the unforeseen obstacles in both housing and relationships. This experience ultimately leads Jeff to reflect on his ensuing divorce, encapsulating the bittersweet nature of compromise and personal growth.
Dead Cat Gosling [18:46]
In the second story, "Dead Cat Gosling," Jeff weaves a whimsical tale involving Hollywood charisma in everyday life. While navigating New York City, Jeff fantasizes about encountering the suave actor Ryan Gosling as his neighbor. This imagined scenario leads to amusing interactions where women mistake Jeff for Gosling, as he humorously expresses frustration: “I would think if you're such a fan of Ryan Gosling, you'd recognize him if he was in front of your stupid face” [18:46]. The story takes a heartfelt turn when Jeff witnesses Ryan Gosling himself, reinforcing themes of identity and acceptance. The narrative concludes with Jeff’s realization of his divorce, paralleling his interactions with the "celebrity neighbor" to the complexities of real-life relationships.
Musical Interlude: "Ryan is a Person in Your Neighborhood" [20:29]
Following Jeff’s stories, he and Telly engage in a playful musical parody titled "Ryan is a Person in Your Neighborhood." This segment humorously exaggerates the notion of celebrity neighbors, blending comedy with catchy lyrics. Jeff sings:
"The man is wearing a V neck T-shirt that is both flowing and form fitting. Ryan Gosling as a person in your neighborhood.
Oh, yeah, in your neighborhood. Yes, it is. In your neighborhood." [20:53]
The song serves as a lighthearted reflection on fame and the idolization of celebrities within personal spaces.
Aaron Barker’s Story: "Good Neighbors" [27:30]
Transitioning from Jeff’s tales, Aaron Barker takes the spotlight with his story "Good Neighbors," recorded at the We Love a Theme storytelling show at Pete's Candy Store in New York and the Artichoke Storytelling show in Beacon, New York.
Aaron narrates his experiences with quirky neighbors Paula and Michael, an elderly couple known for their eccentric behaviors. He describes Paula as a “crazy white lady” who frequently intrudes into his life, and Michael as an “old man stoner” with a laid-back demeanor. The story delves into the complexities of living in a community with such distinct personalities, highlighting moments of tension and unexpected camaraderie.
A pivotal moment occurs during a building meeting aimed at addressing maintenance issues. Aaron recounts the chaos and ultimate appointment of Paula as the leader of their efforts, despite the disarray: “People are screaming at the top of their lungs... Someone else is saying something about the recycling. It’s all just complete chaos” [28:02]. The situation underscores the challenges of communal living and the importance of leadership in resolving conflicts.
The narrative takes an emotional turn with Paula’s passing, leading to reflections on her impact on the community. Aaron shares a poignant encounter with Michael post-Paula’s death, who reveals his deep sense of loss: “He said, I don't think I'll ever get married again. I think Paula was the one” [37:10]. This encounter emphasizes themes of love, loss, and the enduring bonds within a community.
Closing Remarks
Kevin Allison wraps up the episode by acknowledging the contributions of the storytellers and promoting upcoming events and workshops. He highlights Jeff Zimmerman’s storytelling classes and solo show, as well as Aaron Barker’s involvement with the Story Collider's 15th-anniversary celebration. Additionally, Kevin extends gratitude to Patreon supporters and encourages listeners to engage with the RISK! community.
Notable Quotes
- Jeff Zimmerman on performing poorly: “I am bombing my nuts off. Like, I sweat all the way through a three piece suit...” [07:15]
- Jeff on apartment hunting frustrations: “It's impossible. Impossible. And there's no normal apartments left in New York City for just regular folks, right?” [12:45]
- Jeff on meeting Ryan Gosling fans: “I would think if you're such a fan of Ryan Gosling, you'd recognize him if he was in front of your stupid face...” [18:46]
- Aaron Barker on chaotic meetings: “It’s all just complete chaos...” [28:02]
- Michael on Paula’s passing: “I don't think I'll ever get married again. I think Paula was the one” [37:10]
Conclusion
"Geezers and the Gosling" is a blend of humor, heartfelt moments, and insightful observations on community living and personal growth. Jeff Zimmerman and Aaron Barker deliver engaging narratives that resonate with listeners, offering a window into the unexpected challenges and joys of everyday life. Through laughter and reflection, the episode underscores the significance of neighbors and the profound impact they can have on our lives.