A Motherforking Clusterfluff with Trixie and Katya

Summary

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Episode: A Motherforking Clusterfluff
Release Date: March 10, 2026
Hosts: Trixie Mattel & Katya Zamolodchikova
Podcast Producers: Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

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Episode Overview

This episode, “A Motherforking Clusterfluff,” lives up to its title as Trixie and Katya unleash their signature brand of chaotic comedy and candid storytelling. The queens reminisce about recent LA nightlife adventures, reflect on the absurdities of celebrity culture, and dig into everything from drag show hot takes to snack obsessions and encounters with Hollywood icons. Woven through are tangents on food, drinks, awkward public moments, and the intricacies of being both famous and very, very gay in a city obsessed with both. As always, their gossip, quips, and mutual heckling offer both humor and insight on queer life and showbiz.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Tour Updates and Live Shows

• The spring leg of their “very bald and very beautiful” podcast tour is nearly sold out.
  • Trixie: “Can you believe we had to add a second show to Boston and Toronto, Queen?” [00:13]
  • Katya: “My New Year's resolution is quality over quantity. And we're doing it.” [00:06]
• Tickets still available for select cities, highlighting the exclusivity of this year’s dates. [00:26–00:35]

2. Drag Show Memories: Valentine’s Day Cabaret

• Trixie and Katya recount backstage antics and audience energy at a recent LA cabaret.
  • Trixie notes the abundance of feathered headdresses and her discomfort: “There are so many feathers...it creeps me out.” [02:00]
  • Katya reflects on drag’s unpredictable magic: “It reminds me of drag 15 years ago in the best way. So fun. It's so gutted.” [02:53]
• Driving to gigs in drag leads to undignified, relatable stories—Trixie likens herself to a “weird, crusty, mad and jobless.” [04:00]

3. Bar Culture and the Power of Podcast Influence

• Katya shares how her cocktail preferences affected bar staff:
  • Her recommendation of the “hot rod” (spicy tequila drink) on the podcast led to a surge in orders, stressing out bartenders:
    “They said, next time, could you just say you love vodka soda?” [07:11]
• The pair muse about food and drinks, with recurring mentions of nachos, pretzels, and harvest grain bowls, escalating into mock-horny reactions to food. [08:09–08:33]

4. Celebrity Sightings and LA Observations

• Katya spots Amanda Bynes at a sushi spot and reflects on celebrity privacy:
  • “Let the girls eat sushi without [intrusion]...I was kind of in shock that the server meant well, but...” [10:54, 11:41]
• Trixie humorously admits to loving “celebrity sightings,” referencing Charlize Theron’s Christmas party, and both discuss favorite LA hangouts and famous-people-watching locales. [11:51–12:24]

5. Queer Bar Service and Drag Brunch Fantasies

• The hosts riff on dreams of hosting a “drag brunch” at Clark Street Diner, poking fun at the realities of being a drag queen in food service, and referencing Violet Chachki’s past as a server.
  • Trixie: “I could never be a [real] server. I would get fired in 10 minutes…” [14:24]

6. Food & Drink Culture: Donuts, Shots, and Shots with Straights

• Side-tangents include a deep dive into Dunkin’ Donuts, bagel lines, the mythical “wake up wrap,” and how straight friends react differently to alcohol.
• Katya shares:
  • “I ordered 13 shots for the table and the bartender was gay...he goes, girl, what are you doing here with these straight people?” [24:26]
  • Observations on straight people: “The men start swinging and the women cry. Straight people are jammed up emotionally.” [24:44]
• Trixie expresses a complete aversion to beer: “Beer just tastes like booty...” [27:51]

7. Valentine’s Day Outings: Food Truck vs. Fancy Restaurant

• Katya describes a “double date” in a restaurant’s overflow room for Valentine’s Day, hilariously recounting the mismatched vibe and the endless loop of love songs and Paris projections. [36:17–37:14]
• Her quest for a real martini leads to a gentle drag on straight establishments’ weak drinks: “This is 100% watermelon, zero percent martini, baby.” [37:23]
• Praise for vegan sliders and the “Book of Mormon” musical at the Pantages Theatre, but confusion/annoyance at strict food rules (“no snacks inside”). [38:13–40:50]

8. LA Restaurant & Line Culture

• Debating the LA tendency to wait in line for trending bagels or at gay bars/clubs:
  • Trixie: “Waiting outside for two hours for bagels. Get a life. How good could they possibly be?” [42:56]
  • Anxiety over public humiliation at the front of a line, the “terror of being not let in” at gay venues. [44:03]

9. Ashley Madison Documentary and Celebrity Lawsuits

• Katya shares reactions to the Ashley Madison documentary—dark humor, public shaming from data breaches, and ongoing fascination with public and private queerness:
  • “That’s a straight people website, right? There’s not gay Ashley Madison.”
  • Trixie: “No, that’s just called being gay...you know, open relationship.” [48:44]
• They discuss drag queens (and others) facing legal action over stage names—it’s now possible to get “sued” over a drag name. [49:01]

10. Listener Reviews and Community In-Jokes

• They read fan reviews, delighting in a straight 65-year-old grandma listener and poking fun at their “medicine commercial” appeal.
  • Trixie: “Trixie and Katya may cause blindness.” [50:39]
  • Reflections on how their catchphrases (“the land, honey!”) become fan lingo, creating secret codes for listeners. [50:51]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On drag show unpredictability:
  • Katya: “It reminds me of drag 15 years ago in the best way. So gutted.” [02:53]
• On influencing bar chaos:
  • Katya: “Next time, could you just say you love vodka soda?” [07:11]
• On celebrity privacy:
  • Katya: “Let the girls eat sushi without… that’s so great.” [10:54]
• On being in drag in public:
  • Trixie: “I looked like a weird, crusty, mad and jobless.” [04:00]
• On ordering shots with straight people:
  • Katya: “The men start swinging and the women cry. Straight people are jammed up emotionally.” [24:44]
• On strict theater snack rules:
  • Katya: “I just think it’s crazy to sell [snacks], and then you can’t eat it…maybe I’m just white trash.” [40:51]
• On gay vs. straight relationship drama:
  • Trixie: “No, that’s just called being gay… you know, open relationship.” [48:44]
• On LA’s food culture:
  • Trixie: “Waiting outside for two hours for bagels. Get a life.” [42:56]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Tour Announcements & Life Updates: 00:00–01:15
• Valentine’s Cabaret Stories: 01:46–05:45
• Bar Service, Podcast Power, Food Talk: 07:11–08:33
• LA Celebrity Sightings/Celebrity Privacy: 09:39–12:24
• Drag Brunch & Service Jobs: 13:24–14:56
• Drink Orders, Donut Tangents, Straight vs. Gay Drinking: 22:24–25:37
• Movie/Snack Rules at Pantages: 38:13–40:50
• Bagel/Must-Wait Anxiety & Line Culture: 42:05–44:03
• Ashley Madison Documentary Recap: 46:56–48:44
• Community Catchphrases & Listener Reviews: 49:56–51:12

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Tone & Language Highlights

• Playfully irreverent, warmly profane, loaded with insider references and “queer auntie” energy.
• Rich banter riffing off one another’s stories, teasing, and escalating ordinary moments to comic absurdity.
• Blend of self-deprecating humor and pointed social commentary on both gay and straight lifestyles.

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Conclusion

This episode delivers a maximalist dose of Trixie and Katya’s comedic chemistry, careening through drag show nostalgia, awkward LA realities, and subversive hot takes on food, fame, and queer existence. Chock-full of quotable moments and community in-jokes, it’s both a hilarious window into their friendship and a riotous tribute to the power—and chaos—of living bald and beautiful.

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Episode tip: To get the full effect, sample the sections on LA food culture, Ashley Madison, and the dragtacular brunch discussion. And remember, never recommend a complicated cocktail on a popular podcast unless you want your bartenders to revolt.

Transcript

[Trixie Mattel]

We are very excited to announce that our very bald and very beautiful podcast tour is almost sold out for spring.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I'm excited. We're not doing that many dates. And my New Year's resolution is quality over quantity. And we're doing it.

[Podcast Guest or Contributor]

We're doing it.

[Trixie Mattel]

Can you believe we had to add a second show to Boston and Toronto, Queen? We sure did. So you Bostonians in Toronto, in torontights or whatever the you call yourselves, you better get some tickets. Yeah, snatch them up.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

We do have a few seats left for some of these cities and we are not doing that many of these this year.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's going to be hot, it's going to be exclusive. It's going to be fabulous.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Tickets available [e-mail] Queen. Ah. To UN cigarette. Get.

[Trixie Mattel]

Get.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That was the first thing I hope people hear when they turn on this pod. See what I mean? Oh, yeah. Our last pod said like age restriction. We got to age restrict. And I thought it was. I thought it was like they don't want us being critical of elected officials, but do scream like 20 times in the first two minutes words. Get. Well, now we. Now, because I've said that three times, we can't do it for a while.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I used to have a guitar player who was very Christian and he would.

[Trixie Mattel]

He would say, oh, that fork and spoon raspberry flip.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That is so flipping. You little flip and flip.

[Trixie Mattel]

You forking, spoon, raspberry.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You little flip. You fork, spoon, raspberry.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, you poop. The state did a funny sketch about like they did a. This show called Tenement, but they had to soften the language and every word is a swear. So they did like that poop. You, you. I don't even remember. It's funny. Fork and spoon raspberry is my favorite one.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You poop. You poop. Did you have a nice Valentine's Day?

[Trixie Mattel]

I think so.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What you do?

[Trixie Mattel]

I don't.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Wait, what.

[Trixie Mattel]

What day was it actually?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So it lands on February 14th every year.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes, no, I know.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But this year it was a Saturday,

[Trixie Mattel]

so it was the. The cabaret was two days before.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, my God. You did the cabaret.

[Trixie Mattel]

It was fun. That is. You know, I always. It's always a little bit. First of all, backstage at the cabaret, I don't know if you remember. There are so many feathers and it. I. There's so many feathers. There's so many gigantic feather headdresses. And it just. It creeps me out. Like I. Feathers? Yeah, like gigantic feathers. I mean, I just thinking like, because it's basically the same size and like shape as Jacques back room. Yes, it is, but it's not disgustingly filthy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Higher ceilings, I think there too. It's true.

[Trixie Mattel]

Higher ceilings, not bad.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Mirrors back there.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, the mirrors are good. And there's one, there's one vent that has like fierce ac. There's like one's like one square foot where you can get like blasted by ac.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's pretty fierce.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, it was fun. But the I, I always want to be in the crowd because the crowd is so hot and sexy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It really is. I, that is like the. I'm sorry. It's the best drag type show in LA. It reminds me of drag 15 years ago in the best way. So fun. It's so gutted.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. Oh yeah. The show's rotted.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The talent is like of course weirdly good. But the production quality and like the. We're just doing this for tonight. This is a one night thing.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It feels so like I I in the audience I'm always like, what is going to happen next? Yeah, what's going to come out?

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I told Andrew, I said it's great. That Katya, it's great. She does the show too. And he was like, well, normally I wait till she's in a really good mood and then I ask and then I make the poster before she can change her mind. Which I. That is a break.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh yeah, that's a really good we do here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That is the way he's like, I'll feel her out when I know I'll ask and I'll get the poster out before she can change her mind. I said, that's actually really impressive.

[Trixie Mattel]

I gotta say though, I the thing, I did not enjoy driving there in drag. Mary. Let me tell you, let me, let me give you my eye popping day look or night look. I. You get, oh, I wish I took a. You know, if I were not so goddamn stupid, I would have taken a video or vlogged it or whatever. The.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I don't know what it is. When I get in drag, taking pictures evaporates.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

This cannot be documented. This is a secret.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I get. So this is a secret doing drag that the night ends and I go, I didn't take one photo, Mary.

[Trixie Mattel]

I never do. In fact, I think I also request other people don't love. It's not, it's nuts. Anyways, so I was like, okay, what am I going to.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

I put my all.

[Trixie Mattel]

I did my makeup and then I did. I can't wait to my I think tomorrow my voice is going to sound like Kathleen Turner.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I saw a video. You did. No, no, no, no, no. Love you like a love song.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes. Keep crying jobless. Selena is Selena Gomez. But so I did like I put on my body, the whole thing and then my makeup and I didn't wanna put the wig on yet. So I wore this like I have this a black button down shirt that goes all the way to the floor and I wore a hat. And then I. That's what I drove in and I. I looked like a. Like a weird, crusty, mad and jobless. Yeah, yeah, totally. And then I was like lugging my suitcase down La Brea and. Because I parked on the. Because you know, across bank. It was so undignified and so awkward.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But very drag. Very what it was. But very.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes it was. And the people coming to see Unglamorous. No, not really.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's like.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, it's not.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Katya super fans. No, no, no. It's friends of porn people.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And they're friends who are dentists.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yep. Totally.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

All waiting 16 and a half minutes for bottle of water.

[Trixie Mattel]

Cash only bar half minutes. 32.5 minutes.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And I talk so much about the bar service there that now the next time I go, I'm going to be like, hey, how y' all do?

[Trixie Mattel]

They're not going to give you anything. Oh my God.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I have to tell you something. I went Sunday for Valentine's Day. I went because I had a Valentine's Day dinner Saturday. So I'm going to Tarantino. I'm going to tell you the end first.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So Sunday I had the funeral.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh yes, yes, yes. And then, you know, and it's over. I go, I'm going to go. I'm. I wanted to go with my boyfriend to High Tops Los Feliz for a happy hour, you know. Yeah. Cuz we're alkies.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Kind of swollen, kind of red nose.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Kind of falling down. Right, right, right. Driving home. Jump the median.

[Trixie Mattel]

You know, Driving home drunk.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Y. So we walk there actually, which is great. Walk there because my buttholes healed enough that the doctor told me I could go for walks.

[Trixie Mattel]

Huge if true. Huge applause. That is huge. Congratulations.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Thank you. And I go to there and I go to the bar and I'm looking at their menu and high tops. All of their locations have this huge almost like scoreboard of all the drinks and food. So I'm like, what do I want? What I want? And I always get the hot rod, which I talked about on the pod and the bar. You know, I'm friends with every bartender, bar manager. We're all friends. And, you know, the girls and the bar people, we can. We can talk about the bars. Working in bars, girl. It's a slog, you know, and. But I love the hot rod, which is this spicy tequila drink. And I go, I think I might want. And they go, the hot rod? And I said, what do you mean? They said, well, you talked about it on the pod, and now everyone's requesting it. It's not. They said, next time, could you just say you love vodka soda?

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. It's like mint juleps.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And so we laughed, and the bar manager's like, no, we're just kidding. We'll make anything, of course. But they said, the next time we been joking. Maybe you tell people your favorite drink is vodka soda or something, or just Sprite. Yeah. So my favorite drink now is vodka soda. If you go to High tops. Okay. And you order a double and you tip three times the price of the drink.

[Trixie Mattel]

Is there like, a whole, like, Shoots and Ladders type of setup in this. In this hot rod or. No. Like, garnish. No, like, you know, like. Like a Bloody Mary has, like, a whole, like, chicken.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They are. It's just the hot rod is like a little drink. Why'd you say no? Spicy tequila for your butthole, bitch. Oh, but I mean, I'm always so stopped up. Anything to, like, it's.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. You know, blow through the bar.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, my God.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Spicy vegan curry. Maybe I'll have one. Regular movement, you know what I mean? Great. Damn, that's awful to talk about.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's okay. This is pooping pee.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's a poop and pee thing. So anyway, thought that was funny that because of the pod, we've been ruining lives by recommending. So for now, when we go places, we should recommend the easiest to make things.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes. And I also. I. Listen, we. I'm not endorsed by them, but I can't tell you. I. I can't. The Schweppes ginger ale, Fruit splash.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah, I want to put it right up my. The nachos, the corn dogs.

[Trixie Mattel]

What about the pretzels?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The pretzels?

[Trixie Mattel]

Pretzels are so kind.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The harvest grain bowl.

[Trixie Mattel]

Harvest. A green bowl.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

They have a harvest grain bowl. That's, like, their healthiest thing on the menu. Horny.

[Trixie Mattel]

Horny for the grain bowl.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Fully unleashed. What is? Cage off. Speaking of cock cages, I saw Tracy at a Sushi restaurant.

[Trixie Mattel]

Was she caged?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No, that didn't really. Yes, I was. So I'm sitting with my friend. My. My friend went through a separation, and I'm. I'm listening to him talk about it, and I'm listening, but, you know, I can't focus. So one of my eyes is, like, looking at the street, looking at the, you know, like, just iguana. One of my eyes is sad for you. One of my eyes is like, ooh, what else? What else? Anything else. Do something else. Do my brows right, because. Thanks, Obama. We're also used to the tv, the phone, multiple sources of info, telling you so this eye is crying for you. This eye is like, looking for the hot rod is roller coaster of love. Looking around, and I see this Leslie walking down the street and I see a green jacket. I go, I think I know who that is. And my friend is, like, telling the story. He's, like, kind of sad and talking about it, and then he's like, anyway. And it's just like, who are you looking at? I was like, oh, I know her. Go on.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, you were saying.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I know her. So then we finished talking, like, and I walk by, and who do I see in the parking lot next to this place? Who do I see in the parking lot? Los Angeles. Who do I see? Who do I see? Amanda Bynes.

[Trixie Mattel]

No way. Amanda Bynes.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And you want to talk eye popping day?

[Trixie Mattel]

Look, tell me.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It could only be her, okay? She has a face tattoo. She has very light, like. I knew it was her.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Okay. And I love Amanda. I always love Amanda.

[Trixie Mattel]

Is she the man?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She's the man.

[Trixie Mattel]

She's the man.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She's. She's the man. She's the Amanda Show. She's all that. She's many things. She's many things. What's the movie where she cross dresses? Oh, she's the man. She's the man. Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

Freddy Prin Jr.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's in the name. But anyway, I see her and I walk into the restaurant. I go, my God, Tracy, I saw you. And I said, you'll never guess who I just saw. And Tracy goes, who? I said, amanda Bines. And the server, who was very nice and cool, did something that was. I felt odd. Server was like, she was here. I just waited on her. I think she's doing really good. And I just was like, I mean, I know this is an aa, but can we let the girls get sushi without, like, that's so great. Don't ever let me be in a place where the servers are like, I

[Trixie Mattel]

think she's doing okay. I think she's got it this time. Like, I was just like, it looks like it took this time.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I was like, damn, girl. She just came to eat some sushi.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's crazy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Let the girls eat sushi without.

[Trixie Mattel]

I hate. Oh, I don't like that. I don't like that.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You know what I mean?

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

Supportive referrals.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Not to mention, I follow Amanda on Tik Tok, and she's always talking about the education she's getting, what she's doing next. She's putting out music. She's getting her nail certification. She's booked in busy.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

She's got.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She's been wearing wigs. Damn. She's singing your song. And anyway, I just. I was kind of in shock that the server meant well, but was like,

[Trixie Mattel]

that is so funny. I was like, I think she's doing

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

great, but even if she is. Yeah, that's her saying it like that felt a little. A little.

[Trixie Mattel]

What's the word? Intrusive.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

This is a little intrusive.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You know?

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I was exciting to see her. I love her. I would never say anything.

[Trixie Mattel]

Celebrity sighting. I. I love that shit. I love it so much. And it never happens here. That's why when we went to that drop your name, Charlize Theron's Christmas party. Charlize Theron's Christmas party. I was like, just like, I love it. I love famous people. Movie stars, they just.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

They. They scare me in general, but. And I say the wrong thing, as you know.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So good thing I didn't talk to Amanda. I almost screamed, love you, man. I'm like, what is that?

[Trixie Mattel]

But you don't know.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That's alerting someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's scaring someone.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's crazy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You want to see famous people?

[Trixie Mattel]

Franklin Scream.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Franklin Village.

[Trixie Mattel]

Really?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

All the, like, former CW chain smokers are outside La Poo Belle.

[Trixie Mattel]

I love Franklin Village. It's where I used to get, you know, re up my, like, 50. You know how at my old house had, like, 50 candles burning at all times? Yeah, yeah. I used to go to that candle store, like, just.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, that one on the corner. Yeah. And I also have, like, the new store. Yeah. The news.

[Trixie Mattel]

The news stores has, like, magazine.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I think it's called Daily Planet. Yeah. Which is the name of the.

[Trixie Mattel]

The Superman.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The fictional Superman. Yeah, yeah. That street the other day, I saw Dylan Minette and Bam Margera.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, well, how.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

How. Just walking.

[Trixie Mattel]

So I was like, on the way here, I was like, why is LA so ugly? And. No, but how could you say that

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

next to the Scientology center, which is gorgeous.

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, no, no, no. So the.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The.

[Trixie Mattel]

The few exceptions that there are exceptions, obviously, is that a half a block of Franklin Village. It's literally half a block. It's gorgeous. It's beautiful. And it's got this.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's beautiful.

[Trixie Mattel]

It has the whole torture chamber behind

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

it, which is beautiful.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Everything up to Clark. Clark Street Diner.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That shit eats.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That is some breakfast.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's where you see other famous people too. I saw Alfie something from Game of Thrones and also the. The skateboarder guy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Clark Street Diner pride is coming. Let's do it. You and I should do a drag brunch at the Clark Street Diner.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, we're the only servers for the who.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, and we're also not doing numbers. It's a drag brunch, but it's just shitty service.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, super shitty service. I don't know how anything goes.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And I'm wearing. For the first time, I'm wearing open toe shoes in drag.

[Trixie Mattel]

Like, no pantyhose. No pantyhose. No pantyhose.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No pantyhose.

[Trixie Mattel]

Hair nets.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Can I tell you? So many hair nets all the time. You know Violet used to work at Lips, right?

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes, didn't she?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Atlanta.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Imagine Violet. Nope. In a position of service.

[Trixie Mattel]

Service food.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What could you ask for that Violet would be okay with?

[Trixie Mattel]

Nothing like her showing up.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Not exactly to promote eating at that point. You know what I mean? I just think it's.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's hysterical.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I can see me as a server. I could see me as a server tomorrow. I could see her as a server ever.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, I could do coffee. I don't. Like. I could be one of those old, like, made a top like that. Kind of like, you know, old Betty or like a Doris kind of vibes. But I. Mary, I could never be a. I would. I would get fired in like 10 minutes. The bookstores I worked at, they had a cafe. They put me in that cafe.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I said, no, ma', am, it's over.

[Trixie Mattel]

I'm not wearing them. Some mocha folk. Mocha loca. Chaka cha. Chaka maha.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Were you sufficient making the tea? What? That's.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's putting hot water in a tea bag.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But that's really all it was. You didn't have to make coffee or nothing.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, at the. At the cafe, they had us doing like mocha frappe at a tea store. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was even. That was crazy. That was crazy. But it was easy. But that was crazy. People drinking tea like that.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

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[Trixie Mattel]

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[Katya Zamolodchikova]

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[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What?

[Trixie Mattel]

What?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Okay. Oh, so you remember when Charlie Kirk died? Yeah, everything.

[Trixie Mattel]

Think about it every day.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So do you remember how people who loved Charlie Kirk were going to Starbucks and ordering this type of tea he got? And they asked for them to yell Charlie Kirk.

[Trixie Mattel]

I did not know that. Okay, so that's crazy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

This was a point of activism where Charlie passed and passed the bar. The bar, yeah. Passed. And people who liked the things he said wanted to honor him by going to Starbucks. I think it was the mint Majesty tea is what he gets. They would order his exact drink and then say the name was Charlie Kirk. And then they would sit there. Oh, so they actually sit there with their phone and wait for like the blue haired envy barista to have to say drink for. And sometimes they would say like, drink for Charlie. And they'd be like, oh, why? When you say the last name, it was like so crazy. This went on for like two and a half weeks, but it felt like four years.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

When this is going on. But now Leland and I were. Of course, when someone dies, you're like, you're joking because you have to joke a little.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

We were like talking about getting Starbucks. We're like, is it okay to show up to the. We were a little early for the funeral. It's okay if we show up with Starbucks. And I said, I think we have to order something for Gabe. And then we have to order his order. Cuz they were like, Gabe loved two giant Trent to copy. They said, well, we're going to go order them. We're going to say these are for Gabe and we're going to film it.

[Trixie Mattel]

That is really weird with the Charlie Kirk thing. I hate that so much. I hate it. It's crazy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The next. Oh my God, Charlie's driving that wayo. Like I made that up. They're not doing that.

[Trixie Mattel]

But I mean, it's the same flavor. Oh, I hate it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I hate it. And what you do is. I have no issue with ordering coffees and teas for yourself. But this isn't about that.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, no, no.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Let's say your mom loved coffee. And that day you said, you know what? I miss my mom. I'm going to get the coffee the way she used to drink it for myself to drink.

[Trixie Mattel]

Sure.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But that's not what's going on.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, no, no.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's a performance.

[Trixie Mattel]

And also you're. I don't. Don't videotape me about my job.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You're going to go to the most vulnerable LGBT people. Baristas.

[Trixie Mattel]

Thank you.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You know, as if these people who are highly skilled aren't busy making real drinks.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. Do you realize at that airport. Oh my God, when we're at the airport, sometimes at those Starbucks, they're so deep and vicious because you can order ahead.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

I don't believe you should be able to do that. I'm sorry, why? I don't believe you should be able to do that at those airport ones. I think you just go in there and get your coffee. I think it's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Well, like the LAX International Terminal, there's always a huge. There's a line of people waiting for coffee and there's a second line of people waiting for their pre order. So it does beg the question, what is the point of the pre order? Because we're all still waiting.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, I know, it just mucks up the whole thing. It's crazy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I really wish we had Dunkin Donuts over here.

[Trixie Mattel]

You do you actually like that?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Mary? I've been vegetarian my whole life, but if you catch me with a wake up wrap, which I think is $0.89, it's a half folded like tortilla with an egg, cheese and a strip of bacon in it.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay. You love it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Nirvana.

[Trixie Mattel]

Dying for it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Nirvana.

[Trixie Mattel]

What about Krispy Kreme? They don't do breakfast. Do they do savory breakfast? No, they don't.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Krispy Kreme I think just does donuts. But they do it good the way

[Trixie Mattel]

I want to shove all those donuts up my ass.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

There's a Dunkin Donuts in Burbank.

[Trixie Mattel]

Is there a Krispy Kreme?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah, there's a Krispy Kreme, like around the corner. There's a Dunkin Donuts over here.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, yes there is.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Wow. Wow. Everybody pretends to be on a zoom until they start talking about donuts. I'm the dream person to order coffee because I don't drink coffee. So no, no. What order is a plain iced tea, Nothing in it.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, it's so easy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Or a plain black tea. Nothing in it. I'm the dream.

[Trixie Mattel]

That is the dream.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I'm the star. Fierce. And even though I love a lot of different drinks, when I go to gay bars, I always get the vodka soda. Cause the fags are hurting.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The girls are tired.

[Trixie Mattel]

You're not ordering a mint julep. You're not having people muddle mint.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Now I love tequila and we live in California and so if I go somewhere where you have a promoted menu with a tequila drink, I'm gonna take advantage of that.

[Trixie Mattel]

You like tequila?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Love it. Really love it. Tequila makes her clothes fall Off. You know what I mean?

[Trixie Mattel]

It's the Belvedere playing tricks on you.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Rattata.

[Trixie Mattel]

Take my thong off.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I'm a ass. Go. Boo. Have you ever heard the song Tequila?

[Trixie Mattel]

Tequila? Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a. It's a barn burner. If you're ordering shots for the table, we're all going out for girls. Girls night. Getting crunk. What are we drinking for?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Shots. Well, the people I run with, they don't need a shot, but they want the.

[Trixie Mattel]

Nobody wants shots.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So recently, I was in Jackson Hole, okay. And I ordered 13 shots for the table. There was only two of them. No, I ordered 13 shots of the table and the bartender was gay, and I didn't know it was a straight bar.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And he comes and he sees me and he goes. Like, He goes, girl, what are you doing here with these straight people? And I said, I don't know, girl. I said. I said, oh, my God. And I knew I was with straight people who. I'm just going to say it. Can't drink.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Can't hold their liquor.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, gotcha, Gotcha.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The men start. The men start swinging and the women cry. Straight people are. They're jammed up emotionally.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, that's true. That's. You know, Prince William just talked about it online. Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The. The people have anger, people have hurt.

[Trixie Mattel]

They don't understand their emotions.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right. And they don't. You know, they could follow. Follow RFK's. Yeah. You know, they could do something healthier. You know what I mean?

[Trixie Mattel]

I just have a lunchable.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Like they could do anything. Whole milk.

[Trixie Mattel]

Glass of whole milk. I just have a sip of warm milk. And then sometimes I put a hot dog in my throat as I pull it out.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You know what I mean?

[Trixie Mattel]

It's just like I eat up some Gatorade.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's just. It's all crazy. It's all crazy. But straight people, when they. They feel a lot, they don't. But they don't talk about it. This is all people. This is all people. So then sometimes alcohol unlocks the pressure.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So you find your. And I do this.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's the classic thing in the lad room.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You always do that. That's why on a plane, one sip of wine and a remotely sad movie.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I'm like, I got to call my mom. We got to land this plane. You know, I had to turn off

[Trixie Mattel]

Ghost halfway through, cuz I. The woman next to me was getting concerned. Seriously.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Did I tell you about the. Did I tell you about the notebook?

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The person next to me on the flight was watching it.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And I had no sound. And I was watching it, like, just crying. And she was, I'm sure, like, ew. Like, she put up like. It's the act. She put up like a blinder.

[Trixie Mattel]

I cannot watch other people's movies.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I can't help him. What was my. What was that?

[Trixie Mattel]

So the street people, they gotta get.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So I'm with all my lovely straight friends and they go, what kind of shot do you want? Because you asked what kind of shots and I said, do you guys have X rated.

[Trixie Mattel]

Was that.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's like a very light liquor. Because I want the camaraderie of the shot.

[Trixie Mattel]

You don't want all the drama.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Push the limit.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I don't want to be sick tomorrow either. I love drinking, but I will not. I will. But I don't want to be that girl hungover.

[Trixie Mattel]

So how do you avoid a hangover?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You have to. There's a lot of strategies.

[Trixie Mattel]

So you do Scotch, whiskey, red wine.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

My old strategy used to be you skip the first drink and then I end the last drink. So if everyone's having. I think a gay guy out of native drinking could reasonably have four or five cocktails. Right, Nick?

[Trixie Mattel]

See, yeah, that's. I think it's the team sport. I feel like it's the team sport element that it goes south because everybody's not created equal on this team.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right. And I want to wake up tomorrow and have us be like half alive.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So let's have a shot for the vibe. But we don't need the high alcohol content.

[Trixie Mattel]

No.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So usually for me, although in Wisconsin, the culture's very different. You start the night with a shot. Wisconsin, you go to the bar, people get a beer and a shot to start, and then they start like, that's like Boston shot. Culture is big.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's disgusting.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I think it's regional.

[Trixie Mattel]

Big beer is very large. Very huge. Huge.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah. From like usually like a 6 to 9% ABV. Do you like beer? No. I know that's sacrilege. What? Cuz in Wisconsin is so big.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But I just have never got into it.

[Trixie Mattel]

I. I just tastes like. To me. And wine tastes like booty too.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Do you like cigars?

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, I mean, I don't like. I like the way they smell. I don't.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

I don't.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Would you ever smoke a cigar? I mean, I have.

[Trixie Mattel]

I don't. It's not for me. Because it's like you don't inhale it if you die.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And they're at the funeral. Open casket. I'm gonna put the cigar in your mouth.

[Trixie Mattel]

Absolutely. But you gotta keep. It's gotta be one of those ones that keep.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Incense burner. Knock champa. Yeah, Knock Champa up the nose.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, I. You have to rig my open casket to like, fall on somebody and vomit into their mouth. Like, drag me to hell. Like everybody. Everybody who comes up.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That also happens in Bad Grandpa. Did you see that?

[Trixie Mattel]

No.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You need to watch Bad Grandpa. Wait, is.

[Trixie Mattel]

Do they. Is there male nudity in that one?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's fake male nudity. I believe it's like the old man. Fake old man body.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, okay. Well, speaking of that, a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Mary Jorkin, the Dong of Death.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Jorkin, your Paninus the dong.

[Trixie Mattel]

I was like, this. This is really, really, like, where is something. Do you see that?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Do I see it? How could I miss it? It's fake, right?

[Trixie Mattel]

No, that's real. Of course it's fake. Isn't that crazy?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

To the knee is crazy.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. And then he pees out of it. Oh, yeah, he pees out of it. I was like, the movies are back, man. It's so fierce. I love Game of Thrones so much in this new. This new. I wasn't feeling it, but now I'm feeling it. It's so fierce. A Night of the Seven Kingdoms. The last episode was so bloody, I could not believe it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Really.

[Trixie Mattel]

A. It was a tournament with a jousting. Just absolutely. Just relentless violence. Relentless. Just like. Oh, my God. It was like crazy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Like it love. It's beers.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

This episode is sponsored by Olipop. Bonjour. My name is Etienne Claude Bagettier Dupont, and I come to you from a very small French village where the bread is sacred, the pigeons read Jean Paul Sartre, and Shirley Temple is considered a cinematic deity. Every morning I watch one of her films bow slightly, entering a Shirley Temple while whispering mercy for her curls, her optimism, and her ability to tap dance away despair as we all march slowly to our eventual demise. But mon dieu, the sugar in a regular Shelley temple. My digestion was staging a protest in the streets and my pancreas was screaming sacre bleu. Then, like a miracle performed by angels bearing berets or Olipop, released their new limited edition Shirley Tempe flavor. It is the original mocktail, but reborn brighter, bolder, and made with real ingredients that I can feel good about, especially my poor digestive tract. Olipop is a new kind of soda that combines classic soda taste with a functional ingredient blend to support digestive health. It has high fiber, low sugar and none of the shame that once haunted my silent prayers after consuming as much sugar as a tartar Sucre. Now in my modest village, Nephoece of the Alps, Olipop's neutrally tempo flavor is recognized as the true nectar of the gods. We drink it for joy, for surely and for a healthy dose of joie de vivre. Vive la Olipop. Get a free can of Olipop.

[Trixie Mattel]

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[Katya Zamolodchikova]

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[Podcast Guest or Contributor]

a trip to New Orleans, where I fully surrendered myself to Mardi Gras like a glitter covered moth to a very loud, very humid flame. While much of the country was preparing for a blizzard, I was out there in the streets draped in beads, sequins and questionable decisions, letting brass bands guide me like a spiritual compass. The best part of the trip was the home I booked on Airbnb. It was a beautiful house just far enough from the madness that I could reassemble myself like a haunted voodoo doll between outings. I could take morning slow with a pot of coffee and freshly made beignets and then boom, back out into the French Quarter for continued cheerful chaos. Booking through Airbnb made the whole thing feel less like a chore and more like I was impersonating an eccentric logo. With excellent taste. The house itself was absolutely fantastic. My guests and I had room to sprawl a real couch to dramatically collapse onto after a long night out in a kitchen that witnessed some deeply unholy late night snack behavior. But more than anything, it was perfectly serene. I could close the front door and have a moment of peace, then open it and immediately re enter the tornado of fun. Traveling with friends was also legitimately great because we were all together in one house, not scattered across the hotel like lost luggage. Now that I'm back and ever so slightly recovered, I'm already plotting my next summer escape. Somewhere sunny, somewhere fun, and definitely somewhere with a view. Trips just hit different with Airbnb. It's like you're actually living somewhere, even if it's just for a few days. With Airbnb, every journey feels like it was made just for you.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I went for Valentine's Day. I went to my boyfriend. I feel like in LA I keep getting TikTok saying LA is so back and the food is better than ever.

[Trixie Mattel]

Back from what?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I don't know. But the people making These TikToks are 233 and they're like LA is so back And I'm like, back from what? Middle school? Like girl, what are you talking about? But of course I believe it and I hate watch the whole thing. So now tik tok is like the here's what the 20 year olds say are the best food. And I go, great. I'm young. So my partner takes me for Valentine's Day to a restaurant we'd never been to, which in Hollywood is such a gamble.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, yeah, baby.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Some of these. Some of these. Some of these restaurants that are good are trucks.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The best food in Hollywood.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Sometimes is on a truck.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes. Also.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But. But. And that's the restaurant that's good. Aren't good. Well.

[Trixie Mattel]

Or the fancy restaurant with the way you gotta check out this place. The brunch is amazing. You go and you're like, hey, how long is the wait?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's about 14 days, literally.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay, we'll line up.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Now, I think in Hollywood, sometimes the cheap places are the best food. Well. And then the places that are trying to be something, you're like, this is.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

This is just.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

This is just normal, Mama.

[Trixie Mattel]

Tell me about it. So wait, you. Where did you go for Valentine's Day? Because now I just remember what I

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

did on Valentine's Day. I forget what it's called, but this place. And we go to the. The. The host was so nice. She was so pretty. And she was like, let's just go this way. And I swear to God, maybe I imagined or maybe I read the mind. She was like, let's put him in the overflow room because it's Valentine's Day. So it was like. There was this extra dining room they set up for overflow.

[Trixie Mattel]

Damn.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So it's like this big, bustling Hollywood restaurant. And then they take me down a hallway past the bathrooms, and it's another room with just another couple in it and us. And it's like, no.

[Trixie Mattel]

Double day.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Double day.

[Trixie Mattel]

Are you serious?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The songs they're playing are all about love. So it's like, love me, love me. It's like all love songs on Spotify.

[Trixie Mattel]

Damn.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Are you enjoying Pandora radio? It's like, no. Like, it's like. Then behind the bar, they've projected a video with a projector on the white wall. And the projected video is a loop of Paris with the Eiffel Tower.

[Trixie Mattel]

Now, that's classic. That's classic.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I got a picture next to it.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's classy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You're going to die. I look kind of potted out in it. But the.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, my God, that's so elegant. That's crazy. The overflow room.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But you know what, though? The food is really good. And this is where it turned around. I was like, okay, whatever.

[Trixie Mattel]

Where is.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Was in Hollywood? I got drinks and I was like, yeah, I'll have The watermelon martini. That sounds kind of fancy. Okay. I don't want to feel like a huge alky. Yeah, but when you. When you drink at gay bars, these straight people drinks this Capri sun that was stored with hand sanitizer like it ain't nothing. There's no booze in here.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, right, right, right.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So for the second round, he comes back and he goes, do you want to get another was? I said, do you have anything with more alcohol? And the server was like, it's a martini. I was like, not where I'm from, bitch.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Hello. It's. You don't taste that. This is 100% watermelon. Zero percent martini, baby.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's crazy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But than truffle fries. That blew my tits off.

[Trixie Mattel]

No. Okay. What are truffles?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I don't know what a truffle is. I don't either. It's not important.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I think it's chocolate.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, it's not. It's like a mushroom or something.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's a mushroom?

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. Fungi.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But I think that it gets turned into a spice.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Like, I don't think they're throwing mushrooms on your fries.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, I don't think so either.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I think they season it with truffle. Truffle oil. Yeah. Maybe that Truffle oil.

[Trixie Mattel]

Underground fungus.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Underground fungus.

[Trixie Mattel]

Underground fungus.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So that's what the proctologist just scraped off. Underground fungus. So then they bring out. I go, well, we kind of ate a late lunch, but we're going to see a play. I didn't know I was going to a play. It was a surprise.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Three vegan sliders. Horny.

[Trixie Mattel]

What were they?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Tiny vegan sliders, Vegan cheese. Vegan little mini cheeseburgers. Are all vegan. Delicious. The buttery, stunning, warm, hot. The. The little. The little fake meat was, like, crispy. The bun was, like, warm and toasted, and the cheese was melty. Girl fierce. Amazing. So then I went to see the Book of Mormon at the Pantages Theater.

[Trixie Mattel]

Have you not seen it before?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I've never seen it.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, my God. It's so good.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It was great.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's so good.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Beautiful music, laughing. I love the message. Yeah, very much. Makes fun of Mormonism, but really all religion.

[Trixie Mattel]

I don't think it does. I think it was very reverent, in fact.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But it also kind of shows, weirdly, the good that religion can bring. When the guy starts just making up stories, and then the people become very positive. I'm like, okay, sure. Yeah, I loved it. It was great. Love the singing. But Something happened the Pantages that I'm not sure if I can bring up, because I don't want to be banned from the Pantages because I'm trying to see Phantom of the Opera in October.

[Trixie Mattel]

Were you vaping?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No, not Bobert. I was bo. Burted. Fully bobirded. Yeah. It was me and Pam Bondi, and we had a bong. We were taking rips off a bong. By the way, that last episode, I said, let's put the pipe up to my. And queef out a crack cloud. I couldn't believe that that was in the episode.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's why I got age restricted.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The top comment was like, queef out a crack cloud. I said, who said that? Great refrigerators. I was like, who said that? I was like, oh, me creep out a crack cloud. Good. So we. We get there, and luckily, I have time to pee. My boyfriend gets in line for snacks because I said, you know, I can't see anything without a snack and a drink. So we're gonna get. I took. Took a half an edible. So I was like, I don't need marijuana. I don't. I don't need a drink. I'm just gonna have one little glass. I don't need alcohol. Just gonna have a glass of wine, whatever that is, Right?

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I'm not.

[Trixie Mattel]

I don't need alcohol. Just have a glass of wine.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You know, Reminds me of my big fat Greek Wedding, which. He's like, you're vegetarian. I'll make you lamb. Like, is that. So we get up there and we get. Oh, my God. Oh, they have Red Vines. I love Red Vines. And my. My work. I don't like chocolate, so I was like, I would get Raisinets. Love Raisinets, but I'm gonna get Red Vines. Okay. For the team. Go to go in the theater that. There are no food and snacks in the theater. So you. What they. Wait, wait, wait. They sell what? They sell snacks. Popcorn, candy.

[Trixie Mattel]

Can eat it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

There's. You can't eat it there.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's to take home.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So I go into the theater, and I just sit holding my. Holding my Red vines like this. Like an NPC in a video game the whole play. And then during. During intermission, I went outside the theater to eat some licorice.

[Trixie Mattel]

That is.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I just think it's crazy to salad. And then you can't eat it. And I was like, maybe I'm just white trash. I don't know how things work.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, no, that's. That is extremely bizarre.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And maybe it's for crinkling. Because of acting.

[Trixie Mattel]

They don't sell it. Then don't sell it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

They should make movie theater snacks in quiet packaging.

[Trixie Mattel]

They should just fall from the ceiling.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

A beer helmet.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

With like M M's in it.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I just was kind of in shock.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's crazy. That's insane.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What would you do?

[Trixie Mattel]

I would not purchase it. I would have to. I would have to eat it though.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But then I thought maybe it was like a semantics thing of like, what they're saying is eat extremely quietly and discreetly. Maybe that's what this is.

[Trixie Mattel]

I think maybe that's what it is.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Are they gonna throw you out?

[Trixie Mattel]

I would do that by. I would, I would. For once in my lifetime, I would close my mouth when I chew.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. But I, I drove. I remember what I did on Valentine's Day. I drove to the studio, the new studio that me and Andrew have. And I was mad as hell and because I couldn't find parking and I, I like drove past this long ass line. I was like, Janet Jackson must be doing a record signing or something like that. It was like five blocks. I swear to God. It was bagels. People were on an interminable lineup outside for bagels.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I mean, I love bagels.

[Trixie Mattel]

I love bagels. I want one right now. I'm not really willing to like wait an hour and 15 minutes outside for one.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What do you get on the bagel?

[Trixie Mattel]

I mean, it's very ho hum. It's just butter everything bagel toasted with butter. That's it. I can't eat cream cheese. I think it's disgusting.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I like, I get the vegan cream cheese and that's less weird for me.

[Trixie Mattel]

I like butter, but nobody ever like.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I do love like a raisin bagel with butter.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, I love it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Or I like strawberry cream cheese sometimes. Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

I wish I liked cream cheese. I was lamenting the fact that I am such a picky eater. And I wish it wasn't that way.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Cream cheese makes me think of like, maybe it's my age. It makes me think of like commercials about like women being like, I shouldn't have that. It's bad. Like that's. I'm so bad. I'm so bad because all the ads were about how it's like less fat. So I think cream cheese is probably pretty bad for you because the ads are about, this one's less bad.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

Who knows? But I, I know it's bad. It's waiting outside for two hours for bagels. Get a life. How good could they possibly Be. I guess they're really good.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The only lines I see now are. I always see a limit line at Supreme.

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, that's for a product that makes sense. That's for a once in a lifetime product that's like, you know, I. I can understand that retail situation, but something that you just have to. You just have to eat two hours later after that.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And then. Gay bar. Like, if you go through West Hollywood on Saturday, there's lines like the Abbey and stuff will have lines.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. What's. I don't do lineups. I don'. I don't like lines. I really don't like waiting in line. I'll often, I'll go somewhere and then I'll just leave.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

One time I was Heidi in closet and we walked to the back of the line because I was like, I'm not cutting. I'm gonna cut. I was like, I can't cut.

[Podcast Guest or Contributor]

I know.

[Trixie Mattel]

I can't do that either.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And then she brought me to the front and it was like, I'm Heidi. We're cutting.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That's how we cut.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But what I'm not gonna do is go to the front and in front of 70 or 80, humiliated. No one cares. Baldy. Get back. And then what? Oh, you have to leave the gay community.

[Trixie Mattel]

Humiliation.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You have to leave the gay community.

[Trixie Mattel]

You have to. You have to turn straight. Be a Mormon.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

Move to Utah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I just. The fear of, like in a movie where you not. Not okay to be let in.

[Trixie Mattel]

I hate it. I hate it. Public humiliation.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's the worst. Oh, fearful, fearful.

[Trixie Mattel]

But there's the taco place across the street from the studio on taco Tuesday, baby. Four tacos for $7 dollars.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And you go in. I go.

[Trixie Mattel]

I go in and I just. I. Oh, they're so delicious. They're so full. They're so lovely. And they're so cheap. I can't get enough of them. I can't get enough of them. $7.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

Taco Tuesday, baby.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

My horny place is La Valita Cantina over in Franklin Village. Franklin Village girl.

[Trixie Mattel]

How much are they, though?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Expensive. Seven.

[Trixie Mattel]

One for one taco?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah. Well, is that expensive?

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, I mean, I get four for seven. Seven for one taco is really. That's a lot.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Have you tried paying people a livable wage?

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, oh, oh. I want to. I want to ask. Poll the listeners. I guess I. Would you buy this shirt?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

He drowned. Does that make sense? I would, yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

This one and then the other one

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

was

[Trixie Mattel]

the Game of Thrones. Tell Trixie. I wanted to Know is it was me.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

You have to.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's like a Game of Thrones reference. You have to know that.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Are you gonna sell these?

[Trixie Mattel]

I kind of want to.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I really think you should. Yeah. Why don't you do limited runs? You could do only 100 or two of each.

[Trixie Mattel]

I think I'm just gonna bring them on the road, you know, just physical merchandise and then. No.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Does that make sense?

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. No. Like, you know, just bring him around.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

He drowned. Does that make sense?

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

When I die and they talk about who died, and they get up there and they say, we're here to honor the life of George and Hazel Pinkering. That clip of her where she. Oh, I don't.

[Podcast Guest or Contributor]

I don't remember.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She tells this person, you're being haunted by a George and Hazel Pinkering. And the woman goes, well, it's a new house. She goes, the land, honey.

[Trixie Mattel]

The land, the land. She's so quick on her feet. You got to be when you're a grifter.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I be in my house, high as hell, and I'll be washing dishes. George and Hazel, tinkering like I'm talking to the ghosts in my house.

[Trixie Mattel]

Orlando, Orlando, Orlando. Do we have an Orlando here? He's here.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

He's here.

[Trixie Mattel]

God damn.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's Autumn Sunrise that. Well, you know what I watched the other day, too? What now? I had an MRI last year, and in the MRI, they let me watch a Netflix movie. So I said, why don't you turn on that Ashley Medicine documentary was good. Why don't you turn on Ashley Madison? So then a year ago, I watched part one. Last week, I watched part two. So you wait till the end. I needed time. Okay. So I watched part two and three, and they talked about this company that created this company. There's people that's created this company, Ashley Madison, where people don't know you sign up, and it's a website intended for you to be able to meet somebody to do adultery with.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And so so many men signed up. Yeah, so many men signed up. They had a data breach where all of the names of people who've signed up got leaked. Do you know about this? I don't even remember this.

[Trixie Mattel]

Of course. It's like, how. Oh, God. So funny.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Like, one of the people they mainly interviewed was, like, this YouTuber who was like a daddy influencer with his Christian family. He got found on there, and first he made an apology for, I just made an account. I didn't do anything. And then later had to tell his wife, never mind. I've been at massage parlors for a year. Getting it jerked, Jed.

[Trixie Mattel]

They jerked my penis off.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah. So then they talked about all the politicians and stuff were on. And then this one woman, she was like, I love my husband. I just like found. I. I found out about it because I didn't even know Ashley Madison was. I just like found out about it because came home and he was in the car in the garage and killed himself. Because at his work they found out he had an account and they made him retire. And then he knew he had to tell me and he just offed himself. So one of the things they talked about was like, with a data breach that big, Damn. The danger that some people put with their, you know, might not be in a mental state to deal with.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, my God.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Something like that. So it was like, obviously parts of it are salacious because it's about cheating.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But parts of it were like, oh my God. And then they obviously allege that Ashley Madison didn't take the steps to make sure that their user's data was actually safe. The other thing they talked about was like the women they thought they were talking to. They made it sound like it was like a 60, 40 ratio, women to men on the website. You think 40% of women are looking for an affair?

[Trixie Mattel]

I don't believe that is true.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So that's something they talked about too is like former employees are like. I mean, there were bots.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Or yeah. You know.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Do you remember when I told you about that documentary about the jerking off class where they had employees get up there and get fingered? You also got to watch that girl.

[Trixie Mattel]

What is that? Is that Nexium?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No, it was like. It was Orgasm Inc. Not Orgasm in Girl, Orgasmic. But the Ashley Madison doc was really interesting.

[Trixie Mattel]

Dark sided.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The fags are hurting.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But the straight people are.

[Trixie Mattel]

Everybody's hurting.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That's a straight people website. Right. There's not gay Ashley Madison.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, that's just called it being gay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

You know, open relationship.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Shall we read some reviews? Oh, my God, yeah. Obviously we have to read some.

[Trixie Mattel]

We have to. Some pulse pounding reviews from the critics.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Is there a dragoon called Ashley Madison? That's a fun drag name.

[Trixie Mattel]

It is get sued.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No, no, no. The girls get sued now. Really? Lexi Love from Drag Race has problems with her name. Why?

[Trixie Mattel]

Why?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

There's another entertainer named Lexi Love who's suing her.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, that makes sense. But I mean, if you're like that, I could see that. Because you're like creeping under. You're creeping under. Search terms or whatever. I mean, I'm surprised that Yelena Zamilucho hasn't assassinated me.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Mattel.

[Trixie Mattel]

I know, I know, but there's like, I have that woman's last name, you know, and I'm creeping Juby.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Like that's a candy.

[Trixie Mattel]

I know, but she's bad. That's crazy. Like, we're all TD Bank North Garden, right?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Patagonia is suing Patagonia. That person who does activism for a living.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, I could see that. But what is she acting against?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That's the thing. I don't even think she's a poor for profit artist. I think she's like flat out a philanthropist. What are you gonna do, sue the earth? The land, honey. The land. The land.

[Trixie Mattel]

Ladies, ladies, you are so hilarious. I'm starting with your first episode and you're such a great pair with a great podcast. I'm just laughing uproariously. I can't say I know much about the gay or drag scene. Straight 65 year old grandma here. That's right. But I'm hooked on y'.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

All.

[Trixie Mattel]

Looking forward to listening to all your podcasts and catching up on current episodes. Love you both. Teresa in Missouri.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I was going to say 65 years old in this straight. I was like, is this my mom? She would never listen.

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You know.

[Trixie Mattel]

Thanks, Teresa Theresa in Missouri.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Love, love, love. Trixie and Katya are one of my favorite ways to boost my serotonin. Are we a medically? I guess we're like a medicine commercial.

[Trixie Mattel]

Might as well be like Merck, Merck, Merck Pharmacy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Two old people on mountain bikes talking about side effects. You know what I mean?

[Background or Secondary Contributor]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

Trixie and Katya may cause blindness.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I do think people who listen to us, the side, they go to work and they like, they jerk. They say things like, the land. The land.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Podcast Guest or Contributor]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And no one knows what they're talking about. Not that we invent these things.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, we just.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But our rattles become their rattles. And then they're standing there at Staples with their shift lead and they say something hazel pink. They say, jorking your paninus or something.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Trixie and Kati are one of my favorite ways to boost my serotonin. Love them on YouTube. Love their books. Love their podcast. Great. That's the kind of love that I want.

[Trixie Mattel]

Me too.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Let's see.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, my favorite duo. Honorable mention to whoever lets out a cackle in the background every so often. They make me laugh out loud.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

They normally hate Tracy. Yeah. The comments are like, I hate that girl who laughs shut up.

[Trixie Mattel]

Put it put a put a boot in her mouth like when you they

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

listen to the pod they listen like

[Trixie Mattel]

this yeah not but when Tracy girl

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

again Tracy has joy they're like this

[Trixie Mattel]

that that mirthful Shut her up.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Well when you say that you're silencing a a queer a queer Mexican thank

[Trixie Mattel]

you A lesbian Mexican woman Latin X lesbian.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

In fact, she should have an she should have a megaphone that whenever she laughs the car battery hooked up to my wired nipples fries them into outer space. George and Hazel Pinker B okay, bye.

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