Wigs, Weapons & Wisdom: A Three-Act Tête-à-Tête with Trixie and Katya

Summary

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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Episode: "Wigs, Weapons & Wisdom: A Three-Act Tête-à-Tête"

Released: September 23, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode sees Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova reunited after a month-long break, diving headfirst into all things wigs, horror movies, wacky Hollywood observations, and a cavalcade of queer-friendly hilarity. The queens swap stories about new hair (or lack thereof), dissect the latest horror releases—most notably "Weapons"—reflect on generational fashion, and revel in P-town tea dances, often swerving mid-rant into brutally honest and shamelessly raunchy territory. It’s a quintessentially chaotic celebration of wigs, weapons, and hard-won wisdom.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Tale of the "Unit" (Wig Adventures)

• Wigs on, Glam Off:
  Trixie details donning a new wig system, relating the confusion and comedy of living with "the unit."
  • Gwen, the hairdresser, gets a shoutout for styling the piece.
  • Katya is surprisingly supportive:
    • "Visually, I accept it more than I thought I would." (04:00)
  • Discussions on the logistics of adhesives, wind, and losing wigs at the movies, with Katya quipping about fly-fishing for wigs.
• The Male Beauty Experiment:
  Trixie relays a story of her balding friend trying the unit and achieving “unclog ability,” fitting in a few RuPaul-level puns.
• Drag and Identity:
  Reflecting on how these changing appearances affect confidence, performance, and even flirting powers.

2. Life Updates: Breaks & (Non-)Vacations

• Katya shares her so-called “break:”
  • New YouTube series, photo shoots, DJ gigs, a stage reading, and never-ending Zooms.
  • “This is me on the break.” (06:29)
• Trixie and Katya swap stories about balance, burnout, the rigors of drag vs. stand-up, and how short breaks are in reality.

3. Wigs as a Gateway to Wisdom

• The Transformative Mirror Check
  Katya:
  • “When you turned around in the mirror, was it like, Meryl Streep, I'm a girl? What was it?” (08:27)
  • Trixie dives into the dangers of app filters, slippery slopes toward facial plasticity, and maintaining a healthy self-image amid all the artifice.
• Cultural Curiosities
  A wild tangent on animal anatomy (corkscrew duck dicks, walrus beaks), blending queer gross-out humor with animal trivia (09:11).

4. Movie & Pop Culture Deep Dive

A. Horror Movie Mania: "Weapons" and More

• Both queens are fresh off seeing Weapons at the IMAX Chinese Theater:
  • Gripes about exorbitant ticket prices:
    • Katya: "One ticket, $45, $27. It's a little ridiculous to be stepping over urine for a $27 movie ticket." (19:00)
  • Praise for actress Amy Madigan and the film’s surprise witch twist.
  • Katya: “When the witchcraft started, I was like, oh my god, I did not know this is going to happen.” (20:18)
  • Gushing over Julia Garner and the supporting cast.
  • Discussion of horror storytelling—particularly how "Weapons" unfolds its mystery through fractured perspectives (“chapter from each perspective”).
  • Comparison to Long Legs (Nicolas Cage), and the vintage horror of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Candyman, Midsommar, Hereditary, and The Shining.
• Memorable quotes:
  • Trixie: "Keep my skull in with some black. Liquid black diarrhea" (20:52)
  • Katya: "I would suck the dicks, like, clean off his body." (24:08, on Alden Ehrenreich)
• Katya’s personal horror watch-list:
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre (noting the fear in broad daylight) (26:34)
  • Doctor Sleep, Bring Her Back, and various Australian knife-chewing flicks, with vivid, lightly traumatic recall of gory scenes.

B. Streaming Services and Trash Treasures

• Conversation about free streaming platforms—Tubi, Mubi, and the imagined “Movie Dick.”
• Katya: “Tubi is like the free streaming platform that has like… movies you forgot existed.” (13:09)
• Rants about Gen Z/Millennial subcultures, especially fashion (see below).

5. Real Life, Sex, and Self-Image

• Provincetown Escapades
  • Katya recounts new wave tea dances:
    • “Nobody dances like 50-year-olds. The old gays, the married gays, the ran through gays…” (40:30)
  • Renting an F150 and feeling “toxic,” craving truck nuts and mudflaps.
• Drag as Daily Life
  • Trixie and Katya reflect on drag’s physical toll—makeup, rashes, and the difficulty of balancing self-care with career demands.
• Sex Positivity & Kinks
  • Blunt talk about sexual preferences, kink boundaries, and the myth that sharing one's limits is automatically “kink-shaming.”
    • Katya: “But I don't feel that saying that, that doesn't resonate with me is kink shaming.” (28:06)
    • Trixie: “I don't think it's kink shaming, I just think it's disgusting.” (28:10)

6. Generational Fashion Dissection

• Katya’s observations about Gen Z dressing like “90s Republicans,” with scarfed ponytails and faux blue blood energy (42:43).
• Teasing of normie straight tourists at queer spaces, with the underlying question: Who is the real freak show?
• Katya: "I'm fascinated with the Gen Z fixation on dressing like a 90s Republican." (43:00)

7. Domestic Bliss, Birthdays, and Everyday Joys

• Air-fryers, birthday gifts (the infamous pink Smeg toaster), and refusing material excess as a sign of grown-up calm.
• Trixie: "I'm not going to get you a birthday present this year." (50:38)
  • Katya: "That's fine. I'm reaching an age where I actually want nothing." (50:43)
• Upcoming acting gigs, anxieties about TV work, and supporting rising queer talents in Hollywood.

8. Health, Dermatology, and Annual Checkups

• Drag-induced rashes, dermatologist adventures, and the necessity of annual medical visits.
  • Katya: "It feels dumb to go to the doctor when you're not sick, but I also feel like in America if you have access to a checkup, you should go." (52:39)
• Testing allergies to drag makeup components, hoping for miraculous skin.

9. Closing Thoughts: Recapping “Weapons” and Life’s Little Mysteries

• Continuing to puzzle over horror movie plot details (wig vs real hair for witchcraft rituals);
• New drag king names invented on the spot (Colin Sick!) (56:54).
• Trixie: "Let's rap in chat." (57:00)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Katya on drag & sex:
  "My favorite thing to do other than watch movies is to eat ass." (48:42)
• Trixie on price of movies:
  “It’s a little ridiculous to be stepping over urine for a $27 movie ticket.” (19:00)
• Katya’s view on Gen Z fashion:
  “I'm fascinated with the Gen Z fixation on dressing like a 90s Republican.” (43:00)
• On kink boundaries:
  • Katya: “I don't feel that saying that doesn't resonate with me is kink shaming.” (28:06)
  • Trixie: “I've been pissed on in the shower. But I will not have blowing acid in my mouth because that will give me giardia.” (28:20)
• On “Weapons”:
  • Katya: "When the witchcraft started, I was like, oh my god, I did not know this is going to happen." (20:18)
  • Trixie: "I loved the movie so much." (24:40)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Wig talk, units, hair experiments: 02:21–06:05
• Breaks, gigs, the reality of “vacation”: 06:05–07:20
• Mirror identity and FaceApp: 08:22–08:58
• Pop culture tangents (Ghost, Tubi, animal anatomy): 09:11–13:05
• Deep dive: “Weapons” horror review: 18:49–31:31
• Broader horror discussion: 24:40–35:00
• Provincetown, tea dance, truck stories: 40:23–44:00
• Generational fashion commentary: 42:43–44:33
• Health checkup & dermatology chat: 52:39–55:33
• Final horror plot debates & drag-king names: 55:33–57:00

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Tone & Style

Throughout, the queens keep a conversational, lightly manic, often raunchy and irreverent tone. The exchange is dense with pop culture references, layered in-jokes, and deliciously honest confessions. Listeners get a sense of two friends catching up, riffing off each other's chaos, both loving and lampooning every aspect of queer and pop culture.

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For those who missed the episode:
This is vintage Trixie and Katya—fast, filthy, and fundamentally fabulous, loaded with hair-brained stories, movie mania, surgical wit, and Drag Race-worthy shade. Expect nothing less than bald and beautiful brilliance.

Transcript

[Trixie Mattel]

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[Katya Zamolodchikova]

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[Trixie Mattel]

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[Katya Zamolodchikova]

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[Trixie Mattel]

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[Katya Zamolodchikova]

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[Katya Zamolodchikova]

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[Trixie Mattel]

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[Trixie Mattel]

Hi divas. Katja here.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

Since Trixie is off to Turkey getting.

[Trixie Mattel]

Those hair plugs because she desperately wants.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

To look like me, I'll take the.

[Trixie Mattel]

Reins in letting you know that we.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

Are going to be doing our first final live bald shows of the year. In October, we're in Canada. October 3rd in Calgary and 4th in Winnipeg.

[Trixie Mattel]

And November 9th, we'll be in Tucson, Arizona. That's right, we only go to the.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

Desert in the winter. And on November 13, we'll be in Honolulu. Oh, baby.

[Trixie Mattel]

Get your tickets now. At trixie and katya.com.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I.

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, hold on.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Hi. Hi. Hello. Why don't you sit here and act like anything that's happened to me has mattered when you're going to sit here with this unit on?

[Trixie Mattel]

Mama, I.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What do people say?

[Trixie Mattel]

I have no idea.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What do people in the world say?

[Trixie Mattel]

Nick and I have been. Oh, okay. So welcome back. So a lot has changed.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right?

[Trixie Mattel]

Right. Nick and I have. We have an understanding that you probably just don't. We have a language. You won't. You won't get it. So I'm not even going to go into it. I have.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I have Nick and I barely know each other after 300 YouTube videos. I don't know anything about him.

[Trixie Mattel]

Bob. Bob was here last week. She had.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Bob who?

[Trixie Mattel]

How?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Odenkirk.

[Trixie Mattel]

Bob Odenkirk. Yes. Bob Vila. No, Bob. How would you describe her? Her hair system? Long gray dreads.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, Bob had a hair system on too.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, I had my tick tock hair on. It's this, but a little bit more curly on top.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right.

[Trixie Mattel]

I'm gonna wear two. I have four.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You change them. Like, switch my wig, make it feel like you're cheating.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, switch my wig, make it feel like it's fresh.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Is it glued right now or is it just sitting?

[Trixie Mattel]

She sat.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So like if a wind blew, would you really like. If I.

[Trixie Mattel]

Would it go off, sis? So I went to the movies with this on.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What if I was fly fishing? Could I catch it?

[Trixie Mattel]

Absolutely, girl, you could catch it. You could blow her off. Honestly. I went to. I had a. I went to the movies with Joseph. I had a hat over it, of course. And then the movie was. The movie was so like nuts that I got out of the movie theater. I didn't know where the wigglet was.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right.

[Trixie Mattel]

It was up in the. It was up somewhere in the. In like the. In the hat. It was a wild ride.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I kind of like it.

[Trixie Mattel]

I love it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Like visually I. I accept it more than I thought I would.

[Trixie Mattel]

So it was. It was cut. It was cut by Fina's lovely friend Gwen. Gwen. Gwen.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah, yeah, I know Gwen. Shout out to Gwen.

[Trixie Mattel]

Mom, is she. I. So when Gwen cut the piece, I talked to Fina. I was like, do you know a hairdresser? I need a discreet, you know, I need a girl.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right?

[Trixie Mattel]

Knows what the T is. And so before I. And then I had my friend Cameron who's a fabulous hairstylist who does men's hair and. But I. So I. I assume we're going to Gwen's House. I roll up into a salon.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She's a salon?

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like. I walked in there, I was like, I put that little thing on, and she put the little thing on me, and she just.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I haven't seen her since your birthday. The Tarts and Vickers birthday party. She.

[Trixie Mattel]

She was there? Yes. I never met her there.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, she was celebrating you and your life to celebrate life. Sounds like funeral, doesn't it?

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, I wish it was, because that was the best day of my life. Oh, it was so funny. If I had died that night, mama, that would have been such a good rap.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So when you go home, do you, like, put your keys in a bowl and put this on the. What? What happened?

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, you know, have you seen that episode of Sex and the City, right, Where everybody stands up and goes.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, it really did just. Is the inside mesh. It's this plastic. Right. Okay. I bought one that I was gonna do a video with, and I never did it.

[Trixie Mattel]

I love it. It's very expensive.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I really like it on you. I really do.

[Trixie Mattel]

Why do you think I'm wearing it?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But I thought it was gonna be jokey, and I thought, honestly, this is gonna be one of your little tweaker magic tricks. But I actually really like it.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, I like it too. And also, I put my friend who has, like. He's bald, but has, like, the Mr. Burns bald. Like, totally bald, but he has the stuff on the side. Sure. He put this shit on. Baby unclog ability.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

Because it. The brutes perfectly matched his stubble.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

I was like, good for you.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Bring it up. A shout out to the Rooted dolls.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes, the rooted bricks. Protect the rooted bricks.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You are so tan, too. You just. Great. We haven't seen each other in a month. I've been on my break, and can I tell you, taking a break, when it's not a little minty be. It's like my favorite expression.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes. Otherwise known as a. A vacation.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right. But I mean, it's appointment. I still do work calls, and I still have gigs every couple weeks, so I don't know what kind of break that is.

[Trixie Mattel]

Still. You're doing it. You're doing a new YouTube.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, yes. New YouTube series. I did two photo shoots this week. I have two DJ gigs. I have a live stage reading of an unaired Brady Bunch episode. Like, this is me on the break.

[Trixie Mattel]

My.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But things like Evita. Things that I wouldn't have time to do if I was. If we're doing Netflix all week. I'm not doing a DJ gig Netflix is the hard one for me. 12 hours, 10 hours in drag wears me out.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, no, no, no. I don't doubt that. But it's like, I don't. I guess, you know? Okay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But when we tape Monday, Wednesday, whatever, and then I have gigs on the weekend, that's when it's really hard.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

I know that girl.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And so doing things right now that I wouldn't normally have time to do, like, tonight, I'm DJing gym class at the WeHo. I high tops. Oh, love that. Wouldn't normally on a Thursday be like, let's do it.

[Trixie Mattel]

They lovely butts. Lovely huge butts right in your face.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And great food.

[Trixie Mattel]

Thank you.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I. Thank you. My favorite restaurant is High Tops. Okay.

[Trixie Mattel]

Thank you.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Sky Club and High Tops.

[Trixie Mattel]

You always make it about me. No, how are you doing? Yeah, how. First of all, hello. But most importantly, how are you?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Thank you so much for asking, baby.

[Trixie Mattel]

I was strolling through Ms. Kern, Kerma Lima. Whatever her fucking name is. I don't want to drag her in the mud.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I will.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay? But she has. She says, when you've got God on your side or something like, never mind. I don't even want to side, like, God is aside. I was like.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Hi. Have you ever wait? Have you ever wait? I think you were at this taping, that Sarah Silverman taping, where she brought someone on stage and said, are you a Christian? And the guy said, yes. And she said, would you let him come in your mouth?

[Trixie Mattel]

He said, no, you. You are not a Christian. If Jesus H. Christ came down from heaven and was like, I'm gonna nut in your mouth, you fucking faggot. I'd be like, you'll be like, you want to nut my ass, too?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So what did you feel like when the. Have you guys already debriefed the unit? Am I. Is this retreading the unit?

[Trixie Mattel]

No, no, no. The unit has been debuted, but it's not been briefed.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Like, when you turned around in the mirror, was it like, Meryl Streep, I'm a girl? Like, what was it?

[Trixie Mattel]

That's a real. No, no. That's a really good question. Thank you for asking.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Was it Baby Filter? Was it time traveling to a point?

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, the Baby Filter makes me look like a Russian TW 90s, which I'm a little. I gotta cool it. Oh, no, sorry. The FaceApp youth filter. Very dangerous game. I'm playing with that filter. Very dangerous game. Very slippery slope. Because that is what it's gonna take me right to Dr. Zizmore. And that's gonna turn me into a Palm Springs freak show because I'm gonna be like, make me look like I'm 16. I'm gonna look like a 60 year old stretched Palm Springs weirdo. Do you know what I mean?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I mean, you have fake lips and a wig on these. But my lips don't really look fake in Nebraska. They do. Not here.

[Trixie Mattel]

Really. I mean, they look fake. Like, that's the.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I'm not the one to ask.

[Trixie Mattel]

I don't think they look like, they don't look like duck lips, like.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No, no, no. I mean, these lips look huge and they look like a duck's lip. Don't ducks have some kind of corkscrew dick? Or don't they have a beak when they're pussy or something?

[Trixie Mattel]

They got a beak in their pussy and a corkscrew up their ass.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No, pigs have corkscrew dicks which. See at the bullet, honey. And then also, also, what about them walrus? Don't squids have beaks up inside them?

[Trixie Mattel]

No, squids have beaks, but, but that's just, that's just how they eat.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Ducks have corkscrew. I don't have a corkscrew dick. So when I'm topping, I got to spin like a pinwheel.

[Trixie Mattel]

What about you, pig? What about, what about Walrus, the movie? You seen her?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Isn't it called Tusk?

[Trixie Mattel]

Sorry, that's absolutely Honey.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Walrus.

[Trixie Mattel]

I, I, that, I was like, I.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Watched that, like, shout out to Justin Long because she's always. Jason Long, knows how to pick material.

[Trixie Mattel]

I was like, when is he gonna stop hollering and just talk? Mama, that movie turned.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I'm not good with body horror. That movie is pretty sick.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's fucking crazy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's sick.

[Trixie Mattel]

Spoiler alert. He goes, and get this dude podcaster. Hello, Watch out. Travels to somewhere in Michael park from Succession. Fucking turns him into a walrus.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah, he, he was in Justin Long, obviously. He's in Jeepers Creepers. Barbarian Tusk. Barbarian. He's in. I just saw him in Weapons.

[Trixie Mattel]

Let's talk about.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So good in everything. And I always have thought he was so hot.

[Trixie Mattel]

What up? I love my favorite part of Barbarian.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, yeah. What up, faggot? I, I like when he's clicking. He's on that computer and he goes, yeah. He goes, heck yeah. Or something like that. Love that.

[Trixie Mattel]

He's such a good douche in that movie.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So good. And he's just. I always thought he was so hot.

[Trixie Mattel]

He's really beautiful in Jeepers Creepers.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I think he likes the gays I.

[Trixie Mattel]

Think he doesn't hate them, but that's.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Hard to come by now. I don't want to get political, but just one second. Yeah. A loved one told me yesterday that I don't need to worry about the gay. Gay marriage going to the Supreme Court and that I watch too much shock media. I said, oh, cnn, shock media.

[Trixie Mattel]

Democracy now. With the. Every morning with my Fruit Loops and fucking Frosted, I get a gossip, a death toll.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right. It's like I'm not. And I'm not deep diving deep lib like Reddit 4chan material. I'm just turning on local LA news.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I'm not watching shock media. What do you think shocking about LA news is the hard nipples. Super hard nipples.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

This one woman, she says you could.

[Trixie Mattel]

Cut glass with those nipples.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Of course. And they do. This one woman says, the way she says downtown la, I'm very addicted to. She says, don Tana, I will detail.

[Trixie Mattel]

Your car with my nipples.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

On the news. On the news.

[Trixie Mattel]

On the news. Wait. I made my friend Joseph watch Ghost. He had never seen it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

How. What do you think of it, Mama?

[Trixie Mattel]

We had a time.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's a great movie. I cry every time.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, I was trying. I had a pillow held up like to separate us because it was Niagara Falls. Frankie angel. The whole time.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The end when she says bye to him for the last time. It's too.

[Trixie Mattel]

When she's at the top of the stairs with the. With the penny in the jar and she. Yeah, I lose it. And then of course the whole bank scene.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The whole bank scene is funny.

[Trixie Mattel]

It is so funny.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I also like when she's doing her readings and the room is like a waiting room.

[Trixie Mattel]

Orlando, Orlando, Orlando is that. He's here. I love that. Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Annoyed, pissed off at being a medium. So funny. Shout out to Whoopi. She really gives it.

[Trixie Mattel]

And she won the best best supporting actress Oscar. I believe in so well deserved.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She deserves it. I also the other day when I was in P Town, I watched. I just turned on To Be and you know Tubi has all the hits. Tubi is like the free streaming platform that has like. She released worst movies.

[Trixie Mattel]

She really is that the ones where people like.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No, no, no. Oh, what are you saying?

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, I'll talk about it later. To be Wilson is movie.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

To be related. To be is like. Okay. Remember how you saw in the 90s on cable that you forgot existed?

[Trixie Mattel]

To be has it like Hand that Rocks the Cradle? Yes. Okay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Drop Dead Fred.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, okay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Long kiss good night.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, with commercials.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

With commercials.

[Trixie Mattel]

See that it's free, but I don't care. I don't fuck with that.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And sometimes to be has series too that you might not find anywhere. It's weird series. Old shit.

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, what about Mubi?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Well, I don't have movie, but is.

[Trixie Mattel]

She related to Tubi? What about Miss Doobie?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What about. What about the porn streaming platform? Movie dick. So I was on Tubi and I watched Girl Interrupted, and. Oh, Whoopi's in that too. And she eats. She eats.

[Trixie Mattel]

I didn't know she was in that. She plays A nurse.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Ms. Valerie. That movie's so beautiful. I remember reading that book and being almost underwhelmed because the movie really hits. Yeah, Noni, the part with Brittany Murphy. Un. What is it? Un. Alive.

[Trixie Mattel]

Kills herself.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I'm used to saying raped and killed.

[Trixie Mattel]

So no, we un. Graped. Graped.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Graped.

[Trixie Mattel]

Graped. There was grape.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But if I was raped, I would be like, I wasn't graped. I was raped.

[Trixie Mattel]

You got to say graped.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, it's.

[Trixie Mattel]

You got to use the grape emoji way in print. It's blocked.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, Graped. Oh.

[Trixie Mattel]

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[Trixie Mattel]

And.

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[Trixie Mattel]

I'm so glad you did.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The IMAX TCL movie. Chinese theater. One ticket, $45,027. 27.

[Trixie Mattel]

The heart of Hollywood.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's a little ridiculous to be stepping over urine for a $27 movie ticket.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay, here's. Here's the thing. The Marlboro One, Two, Three Cinema. I'm talking. We're taking it back to 1991. $3.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That's what I'm saying. In high school. I mean, I want to be old in high school. I think we would go see matinees for $6.

[Trixie Mattel]

$3. I saw Wayne's World seven times.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I just think 27 was a little steep.

[Trixie Mattel]

But here's what you. But I don't. Because those two. You break it down hours. So that's what, 13, 50 or whatever an hour. It was like unforgettable experience with Ms. Amy Madigan, giving you everything you ever needed in your life.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She really. Uncle Buck all the way. She's an Uncle Buck.

[Trixie Mattel]

Wait, what?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She's. Oh, Amy Madigan, the woman who plays Gladys?

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. She's Iris in Carnival. Incredible.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She's John Candy's love interest in Uncle Buck.

[Trixie Mattel]

Good for her. Miss Amy Madigan.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

My two favorite movies. I love Uncle Buck.

[Trixie Mattel]

Amy Madigan. You need to know what kind of bitch you are that.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She is so horny.

[Trixie Mattel]

So good.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She's so good. I didn't know what the movie was Going to be about other than the trailer.

[Trixie Mattel]

I. It was a huge surprise for me.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

And I. I saw all the trailers.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I thought it was going to be alien vibes. I thought it was going to be abduction.

[Trixie Mattel]

I had no idea.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Brainwashing. I don't know.

[Trixie Mattel]

I thought it was going to be three different movies, like, barbarian.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

When the witchcraft started, I was like, oh, my God, I did not know this is going to happen.

[Trixie Mattel]

I was so happy. I was like, this is just a witch movie. Oh, well, also spoilers, by the way.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I did get very high, too. And the part where the principal of the school comes running at her at the gas station.

[Trixie Mattel]

Mama.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I was like.

[Trixie Mattel]

It was right after he had bludgeoned his lover to death with his face.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right. Which, by the way, thank you. That's a good fuck.

[Trixie Mattel]

You know what I mean?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Like, all these faggots, like, spit in my mouth. I'm like, cave my skull in.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. Keep my skull in with some black. Liquid black diarrhea. I love the little thing. I was like, you know, I can.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

Make your parents hurt each other.

[Trixie Mattel]

I could even make them eat each other. You don't want that, Alex, do you? Amy Madigan. Where's the Oscar?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Also, Whitmer, who the dad is played by?

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, Josh Brolin.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No. Oh, the. The kid's dad.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, I don't know who that is.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Whitmer Thomas. I did that show. Gay. I did that show Gay for. Not Gay for.

[Trixie Mattel]

Gay for play.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What was the show that Matt Rogers used to host on?

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, the game show. Oh, the game show Game show.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Whitmer Thomas and I were partners on that.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, really?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So I was watching it. No, but they. They partner a stray person. The gay person. He was my gay person. And I was watching the movie and I go, oh, yeah. And she's back on vacation.

[Trixie Mattel]

She's straight.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah, you have a wig on. And suddenly I'm straight. But I was like. And it was high. And I guess I felt like I was like.

[Trixie Mattel]

I know him.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

We were together. We did. We did something. I was. It's fun to see someone you really know in the wild in a movie and not know about it.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, it's very jarring. Like when I found out. It's never happened to me, but I'm sure it will be successful. Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No weapons really ate the actress who also was. I watched Wolfman on a Plane recently.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, Julie. I heard that was a major flop. It B O R I N G.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah, it was okay.

[Trixie Mattel]

Julia Garner. Give it to her.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Julia Garner. But she really was amazing in weapons.

[Trixie Mattel]

But who stole the show? Ms. Tweaky dot com. That. That tweaker. So what he is, Craig. What's his name? The director. I forget his name. What he's so good at is, like, comedy and horror seamlessly blending.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

You know what I mean? Like, it was. I love him. I love him. I love Barbarian. I love this. I read some bullshit review about this. It was, like, so stupid. The tweaker, I mean, a lot of people didn't like the chapter from each perspective. They thought it was redundant and kind of slow. I loved it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right.

[Trixie Mattel]

I loved the tweaker. He was so funny.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

He was so funny. And I loved the tweaker element of. Or I loved the storytelling element of. Every time we see somebody else's point of view, we learn something new about what we saw before it all stacked. It really felt like a mystery.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, totally. I mean, because it was a very mysterious setup. And I also didn't mind that it was a very simple solution.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I know you hate this. Didn't love this movie. It reminded me of Long Legs a little bit because, I mean, Nicolas Cage and Long Legs reminded me a little bit of Gladys.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Comes in kind of mysterious.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

We don't know what it is. And also in Long Legs, we couldn't tell if it was. Is it murder? Is it paranormal?

[Trixie Mattel]

Right.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What is it? I really in Weapons didn't know what was, why, what was happening with these kids. But I do know that I will be running the way those kids ran for the rest of my life, baby.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Black mouth, black mouth.

[Trixie Mattel]

Eyes blaring, eyes bugged out.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

My number one. One of my number one celebrity crushes is in this movie.

[Trixie Mattel]

Josh Brolin.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No, Alden Einrich, who plays the cop.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, he was fabulous.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

I would absolutely. I would yank him right off. I would suck the dicks, like, clean off his body.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So I saw him in this awful movie called the Godfather, Heavenly Creatures, something. I saw him in this awful, like, teen movie, like, ten years ago, and I remember being like, who is that? He is so hot.

[Trixie Mattel]

Usually don't get the.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

He showed up in this movie with that mustache. I said, holy.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Shit.

[Trixie Mattel]

You got a dick, sir?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You need. That sucked. He's just. He's gorgeous. He's so hot.

[Trixie Mattel]

And would you suck his cocktail?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The whole body. The whole body.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

It was great.

[Trixie Mattel]

I loved the movie so much.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It was really good. $27 is a lot. I've been doing a. An inventory personally on a lot of horror movies, so. I just rewatched a bunch of movies.

[Trixie Mattel]

Do you not want cinema to flourish in these trying times? In these streaming wars? The age of streaming wars? Do you not want to go to the cinema?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It was an empty theater. I mean, the one I went to, it was maybe less than 20 people. I don't like to go to Pact because I'm gonna tell you something I love.

[Trixie Mattel]

This was fabulous to see in a packed theater. I'm sorry.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

When something scary happens and everyone laughs, I get pissed off.

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, what about when a jump scare happens and I fly six feet into the air? That's my arms akimbo, legs spread, scary happens.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And then the friend in the friend group who got scared cheats out and everyone laughs. I'm like, shut, Becky, shut up. We're being scared right now.

[Trixie Mattel]

You need to go to the Alamo Drafthouse.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Well, I live down the street from the. The Chinese theater, so I just walked there.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the Chinese theater. I saw Dune there. She got me right together.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And walking from my house to the Chinese theater at 10 at night was kind of its own kind of horror movie. Who you telling, girl?

[Trixie Mattel]

Do you realize the route that I have to get there? I gotta bring blades and a Glock.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's. And then I was high as hell too, after the movie, trying to walk home, scared for my life. No, if anyone was on my side of the street, I was like, the root is.

[Trixie Mattel]

I swear to God, it's like. And I'm like, like t. I'm more dangerous than any of these people.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No, like you are. And I wasn't even alone, so I don't know what I'm scared of. Like. Yeah, in my mind I'm a 70 pound Titan, dripping in designer clothing, looking.

[Trixie Mattel]

Lost and also just dripping wet.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right. And limping. You know, like, like a final girl.

[Trixie Mattel]

With a breast out.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yes, with a breast out. With. With a sign on my back that says like come.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, like I just came from a gang bang. But I'm not satisfied.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right? The gaping hole is just le demon. And I could be tracked very easily. So I've been re watching a lot of horror movies. I just re watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Hadn't seen it in a while. Very scary for a movie that happens in the daylight the whole time.

[Trixie Mattel]

Pretty much, you know. Yeah, yeah. Daylight movie scaries. Candyman.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Also Candyman hereditary.

[Trixie Mattel]

But not. No, that's night time so much.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's the round the clock daytime in.

[Trixie Mattel]

That movie I know about.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I was thinking Midsummer. Midsummer summer.

[Trixie Mattel]

Midsummer, Midsummer.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That's all daytime scary baby.

[Trixie Mattel]

Do you see BO is afraid?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No.

[Trixie Mattel]

Same director of hereditary midsummer hemorrhoid. Sorry I pale payment.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And you're just limping around with a bloody ass.

[Trixie Mattel]

Funny you should mention that.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Shout out to the gay men who want a top and then you go, oh, I'm not prepared. And they go, I don't care. Shout out to the shit eaters.

[Trixie Mattel]

I just shout out to the good old conversation with a gay guy who is a similar. Let's say he's an LA4 like me. I we were like, you ever a 10? He's like, no. I was like, why not? It's like, because they want me to. In their mouth.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Thank you.

[Trixie Mattel]

End of story, period. That's a wrap.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Thank you.

[Trixie Mattel]

If you have it. If you meet a 10 in LA, you better have that laxative on lock.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Because they want paralytic bear.

[Trixie Mattel]

They want you to do nothing except blow ass into their mouth.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah, I'm not doing that. But. And also I've seen some of the comments that at times people believe that I'm a kink shamer.

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, this is not.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But I don't feel that saying that, that. That doesn't resonate with me is kink shaming.

[Trixie Mattel]

I know. I don't. I don't think it's king shaming. I just think it's disgusting.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And also I think something like my nipples are wired sounds funny. Not kink shaming. That just sounds funny. Baby.

[Trixie Mattel]

I've been pissed on in the shower.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Love that.

[Trixie Mattel]

But I will not have blowing acid to my mouth because that will give.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Me giardia.

[Trixie Mattel]

E Coli, semi sepsis, all the crap. Yeah, yeah. It penetrated too. Too long of an orgasm, right?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

An erection lasting four hours longer. Yeah, it's crazy. What else did I watch? Oh, I just re. Watched the Shining, which I just watch it like twice a year. I can't help it. It just eats. Yeah, it eats.

[Trixie Mattel]

So does doctor Sleep. I'm really surprised. I watched that a couple times too.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Doctor Sleep is amazing. Rekka Ferguson and her jugs. They turn like a denim shirt. It's just, baby.

[Trixie Mattel]

To make a woman, to make a villain. So terrifying. And dress her in leggings and like a top hat and like a flannel. Yeah, and then a flannel and then feather and beaded hair pieces. I was like, that's. That's a vendor at Burning Man. A soul sucking villain. She is terrifying and she is.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She's selling forever bracelets at Coachella. Those things that they link on you. Who wants.

[Trixie Mattel]

She's got glow sticks in her trunk. You know what I mean?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You can't take off where they fuse the link on you, like. But you know what? Straight people don't have cock cages. So, like, that's what they're doing. Do you know what I mean?

[Trixie Mattel]

I tried to watch a porno with a cock cage and I said, no, I need to be fair.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The dick doesn't look good in the cock cage.

[Trixie Mattel]

It just feels like entrapment.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah. I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna put this lacrosse thing over my dick and we're gonna call it. What? Sexy.

[Trixie Mattel]

It looked kind of like saw. Like in the editing moment.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It was gonna go trap. Yes.

[Trixie Mattel]

Wait, wait. Did you watch together?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Not yet.

[Trixie Mattel]

I liked it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You did good. I love Dave Franco, obviously. And I love Alison Brie.

[Trixie Mattel]

Alison Brie. This is maybe controversial, but Alison Brie, so talented. Dave Franco, so hot. I do. My criticism is that I don't think Dave Franco's acting is quite at the level of Alison Brie, who I believe is a fantastic actor.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Sure.

[Trixie Mattel]

So it was a little imbalanced, but the body horror was cunty. The Foley work was amazing. Like the squelching, the sound effects. Cause mama, when they get together, it. They get you together.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I heard it's about codependency and I'm afraid that's gonna hit me where I live.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's a pretty heavy handed metaphor. Don't worry about it. It's like, what did you think that.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What did you. I thought weapons was a witch. Two things.

[Trixie Mattel]

It was a witch story.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Don't you think there's a few too many addicts in it for it to not be about that a little bit?

[Trixie Mattel]

I don't think it's.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

There's an alcoholic, there's somebody falling off the wagon. There's like multiple stages of addiction in this.

[Trixie Mattel]

I know. Yeah, totally. I don't really think it was about. I don't. I don't think it, like really needs an interpretation.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I thought it was also maybe about school shooting.

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, I know. With the red herring of the AK47. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it brings up a lot of stuff, but I don't think. I don't know. I didn't even really want to interpret it. I was just like that. That witch is country.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I thought it was about how the two party system doesn't work. And if you didn't get that, you're not paying attention. I'm not here to educate you.

[Trixie Mattel]

It was clearly about reaching across the aisle and then breaking a stick. And having kids.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Girl, if I could break a stick. If I could just snatch off a little piece of your wig, girl, when.

[Trixie Mattel]

That scene where she. Where Julia Garner's outside in her car, falls asleep and Miss Thing with the scissors.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Cunty, cunty.

[Trixie Mattel]

I was like, my blood pressure. My blood pressure. And then just. You think she's gonna slit her throat? She just snap. Oh, God. You gotta go see weapons.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I saw it tell. I'm talking to them.

[Trixie Mattel]

I'm talking to them people on the 405, the 101, the 110.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Okay. And then I also watched for you. I watched a bunch of stuff in preparation for this because I knew even after a month, we'd have nothing to talk about.

[Trixie Mattel]

Titanic.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Nope, Nope. I watched Bring Her Back. Oh, bring her Back. You want to talk acting?

[Trixie Mattel]

Sally.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Sally. She brings it. She brings it to every ball. She brought it to us in Shape of Water, so I knew she would bring it to us.

[Trixie Mattel]

She's an incredibly talented actor that.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Bring her Back shit up. So she was not in a horror movie. She was in a drama, and that's what made it so fucking good.

[Trixie Mattel]

Those Philippu, Philip. Who? I don't know how to pronounce their names. The Australian guys.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The knife chewing.

[Trixie Mattel]

Sweetie, there are very few moments in movies where I have to look away. And this was not torture porn like Saw. That's. I love that shit. And that doesn't bother me because it's. No, it's so fake.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I was fine. I mean, there was moments in my life where chewing on a knife could have improved my dental health. So I was kind of.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's how I feel. At the dental hygienist.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Literally nobody in America has dental plan. That's what people are going to be doing.

[Trixie Mattel]

Spoiler alert. There's a point where the young boy who is not. Something ain't right with Kevin. Oh, God, there's a knife in the mouth that is. It's so hard to watch. It's so fucking. It's so.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Ah. And also the. The main actor who's a teenage boy looked like a real teenager, which never happens in movies.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

If Netflix had produced it, that would have been Josh Brolin, 35.

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, it would be like Benny Drama in his show where he's going to. As a college freshman at 30. I love that shit.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah, it's real.

[Trixie Mattel]

Beverly Hills 902. No throwback, but no. The. The child actors. There was some criticism that I read about the sort of, like, veracity of that situation with child services and stuff, but I didn't really care. Like, I don't need to believe that this is a plausible scenario. It just seemed to me that it. That it could be. Do you know what I mean? Like, they would. This would never have happened logistically with, like, I don't know. Do you know, they.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

They would make a house call. Don't you think?

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, but I don't think this woman. I think that I forget exactly what the argument was, but it did seem pretty compelling. Like this woman would. Was not vetted or. I don't know, like she was clearly had. She would not have gotten custody so quick. Of these people.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Sure. It's also a different country. They might have different rules.

[Trixie Mattel]

And also Australia, is it. Maybe. I don't know. But, you know, who cares?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The actress who plays the blind character, she might be blind in real life. I'm not sure.

[Trixie Mattel]

She was fabulous.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

She. It reminded me of, I think, hush. When the. One of the main characters is. Yes. It adds a lot of fear and vulnerability as the viewer. If you're in a predator prey situation and you're the one who can't see, it's very heightened.

[Trixie Mattel]

We're gonna go drowning in the pool now, honey.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Love it.

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[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I went to tea dance when I was in P town. It was new wave night. Love that. Never danced harder in my life.

[Trixie Mattel]

I love the idea of a tea.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Dance in the afternoon, four to seven, go and have a drink. And then it was new wave. So it was like blondie, B52s that shit. And I was losing it. Me and 50 year olds. Nobody dances like 50 year olds. The 30 year old gays who are trying to like look hot or whatever in their horrible themed outfits are over on the deck staring. They're in groups staring.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And the old gays, the married gays, the ran through gays and the fat hags are on the dance floor. The diaper dad, you know dancing New wave night was really, really fun. And then I also, I wanted to say I had a rental for a big part of my trip, my time off. I rented a Ford F150 pickup truck. Toxic. I became toxic.

[Trixie Mattel]

How many gays did you kill? How many people? How many? How many? I was run over. I was like, ma, did you run over Missy Bile?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Something about a Big truck like that. My first truck was an F150 when I was in high school. So I took me back to.

[Trixie Mattel]

You drove an F150 in high school?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Manual. Oh, yeah. Transmission, honey. Oh, manual transmission. I'm country. I'm country. Who are you? And I swear to God, you got to teach me how to use my personality.

[Trixie Mattel]

Can we Please make a YouTube video where you teach me how to do the manual transmission? I'm dying.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I'm not a Dougie. So me driving around in this pickup truck, listening to, like, Friends in low places feel. I mean, the way I wanted to get truck nuts and a bumper sticker that said my pronouns are usa. Like, I was like, you got mud.

[Trixie Mattel]

Flaps with the girls Butt flaps? Mud flaps with the girls on. I mean. Or the.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, no, I didn't. It was a rental. Well, you shouldn't. Pimping my ride, my rental.

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, next time you should. And let me make a little suggestion. To that silhouette, you add a.

[Wayfair Announcer]

For the.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

A pussy dolls. Add a pussy on the mud flap.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, a dick. Oh, for the dolls, of course.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You know, put the truck nuts on the mud flap so that it kind of hangs. Love that shit. And also, there was a lot of not enough young people in P town because it's so expensive. Yeah, but I. It's all those. A lot of those straight people are groups of young straight. I mean, they're not. Again, they're not. These are like, these, like, just norm core straight people and norm core Gen Z straight people dress like 90s Republicans.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

Normal straight people.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Like, young girls, like, 20s.

[Trixie Mattel]

God, who can afford it?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Doing the thing with, like, the scarf tied in the ponytail and, like, the fancy pearls. Doing, like, the east coast rich lady cosplay. And I'm.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, not like New England. Like, yes, Blue blood.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I am fascinated with the Gen Z fixation on dressing like a 90s Republican.

[Trixie Mattel]

Or dressing like they got dressed in the dark.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yes. I keep watching these tiktoks that are like, I actually look up to millennials because they're so free. They just aren't as afraid of, like, being cringe or whatever.

[Trixie Mattel]

They're not really concerned with looks, maxing.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But also, I wasn't. I wasn't 20 trying to dress like a racist grandmother. So, like, it's weird to want that. I just think it's weird to want that. Get my starched shirt and my culottes, by the way. I'm 21.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. Where are my linen palazzo pants?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And I know that my generation of women were wearing, like, suit jackets and pumps to the club. And that didn't make sense either. Like statement necklaces. Like millennial girls also dressed crazy.

[Trixie Mattel]

But also you're.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I think it was the freakin dress era. It was the. You know.

[Trixie Mattel]

But also I think. But there is an important detail that even within any generation there are subcultures and like groups of people. Like there's goths in every generation.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right, right.

[Trixie Mattel]

You know, of course. Like. And so like I, I guess you're probably. You must be referring to like that sort of just mainstream.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's like the, the boyfriend has the, the mustache and the hair that communicates racism.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, okay, okay. It's like Morgan Wallen.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yes. With the mullet. And then the girlfriend is dressing like a. A 70 year old cape Cod heiress and everyone looks like they are saving themselves from marriage.

[Trixie Mattel]

Don't you want to just kick him off the dock?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yes.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yes.

[Trixie Mattel]

You are not Carolyn Kennedy or whatever the.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I guess I mean for straight people in gay world, it's like when, when we get your money, we don't say anything.

[Trixie Mattel]

Right?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So I know we can't play both sides of the fence where it's like, well, if you're coming here with your Caucasian heterosexual money and you're using it to give to businesses, I know that's not evil, right? You buy the ice cream, you know, buy things from the art gallery. Do it, sis. Do it lady. But like do it.

[Trixie Mattel]

You white.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah, but at the same time I just wonder like what do you get out of it? Because like I'm going to Showgirls to see Ryan Landry wiggle around with his dick out. Right. And you're coming here for what exactly?

[Trixie Mattel]

Freak show. Freak show.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

They're like, let's go see something kind of crazy. Let's see Kristin Chenoweth at town hall. You know what I mean? And like. No, let's, let's like.

[Trixie Mattel]

Don't you think there's an exotic freak show element?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That's sad. Dina. Martina.

[Trixie Mattel]

I think no, there's an exotic freak show element to it. I'm assuming maybe like don't you want to like. Hey babe, we're going to go down to the Cape and see some fucking 3 inch nipples and a guy in a. With on a chain. You know what I mean?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

God, people at the rental blowing out their. Blowing out the electricity, putting the Dyson on the nipples, making sure that they're.

[Trixie Mattel]

Good and air fryer up the ass. That's not a cage, that's an. That's a ninja air fryer. It's Nuts. I don't know.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I had some wonderful meals, though. I really love P Town.

[Trixie Mattel]

And you like seafood, though?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No, not at all. Not at all.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

Not at all.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And I was with a group who did. So. I mean, all my years I lived there. I never went to lobster pot. There's a lot of places I just never went to. And I was like. To see people get served the oysters. You're gonna go ahead and sip that snot out of that shell, honey.

[Trixie Mattel]

I had one oyster one time. I had to try it. Lobster. Rats of the sea. As you know, the fishy smell of the. The sea and the Cape is something that is not.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

Not attractive to me.

[Trixie Mattel]

I hate seafood. I hate it so much. I think it's all disgusting.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

But, like, that's what really prevented me from enjoying the most beautiful destination I've ever been to. The Amalfi Coast. Like, postcard everywhere. You look, like, incredible. Incredible. But every fudgeing dish at a restaurant is like mussels, clams, lobster, fish.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I only. I only went once and I. I was in. I was in the Amalfi coast for 18 hours.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

Are you serious?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah. I went in. Did. I DJ'd a thing for Dolce and Gabbana.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's right. It was so beautiful, though, right?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It was beautiful. And they set me up nice. I had this big DJ deck on like the edge of a cliff. It was too nice. It was too nice.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's incredible.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But I wish I would have been able to stay for vacation. It was one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's also one of the most expensive.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That's what I hear.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, my God.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That's what I hear.

[Trixie Mattel]

Crazy. Anyways, what else? I wanted to tell you something else.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Tell me something.

[Trixie Mattel]

I had.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Sex.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Huge, if true.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, I did.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And it was nice. With who?

[Trixie Mattel]

It might have been an escort. In fact, it was.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I. Can I talk to you about the standards and practices of this? I have reached a point with this pod where I'm never sure what story to tell because we've been in situations where we don't share someone's name or anything and they still get mad that we mentioned something.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So I'm always not sure about what we're allowed to.

[Trixie Mattel]

Or the opposite dame or the magician. That's his name.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, you didn't say his name.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, he wants me to.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh. Gotcha.

[Trixie Mattel]

MORI D A Y M O R I the Magic Castle Magician. Check him out. But I will not. I don't even remember the escort's name.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

But what was the rose and the thorn of the sex.

[Trixie Mattel]

The rosebud.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You saw the.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, no, no, no. Well, you know, it was interesting. He had a super hairy ass, which is not my gig. But because he was so. So hygienically on point, I didn't. It was lovely because my favorite thing to do other than watch movies is to eat ass.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Right. Let's take a break. I had a DJ gig in P Town, and there was these two lesbians standing directly in the front the whole time. And they were watching me. No, no. But sometimes you can feel the female gaze, the sexuality.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, okay.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You know, some of these young women want to fuck us, which, as lesbians, makes perfect sense, Right? Gay men.

[Trixie Mattel]

I know it does. But I was.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

No. I had a pajama pants tied on my head like a headscarf. I looked like Alicia Keys. I look so good. And these two girls in the front were vibing and bopping. And I waved and they waved back. And then I went like this, like, are you guys together? And they said, yeah. And they hugged and then I played some more. And then I just, like, As a joke was like. And they laughed and they laughed and it was all. It was funny. And then one of them turned with the laughing, was like, ha. Like, it was like she was ready.

[Trixie Mattel]

Damn. Would you do it? Why didn't you do it?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I could have any woman in that room that night, provided she was a lesbian who was already with someone. With Gluck, that is, who wants me.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, my God.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And I do that to a gay man and they start puking the black. Yeah, they start puking. My God, I am having a great, lovely week back in Los Angeles. Kicked out the house sitter.

[Trixie Mattel]

Kicked out the house sitting.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yep. She had some food in the freezer, ate that. I said, I don't think I remember buying cheese curds, but I have an air fryer, Mom.

[Trixie Mattel]

I love that air fryer. Ms. Ninja gets a go in.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, I have the Paris Hilton one.

[Trixie Mattel]

It was a pink.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And I just received a birthday present. I got a pink toaster, too.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, I have, I have, I have.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I wanted this pink smeg toaster for so long, but I've been too cheap to buy it. And I got it for my birthday.

[Trixie Mattel]

$27 at the theater. How could you possibly. I know.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Goddamn weapons got me in the poor house.

[Trixie Mattel]

Okay, I have to make. I have to give you a warning and an apology in advance. I'm not going to get you a birthday present this year.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

That's fine. I'm totally fine with that. I. I'm reaching an age where I actually want nothing great really. I will want like my food. I want. You know, I have a. This year I got a random TV gig on my birthday which I'm fine with very small hunt.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's major.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

So I'm really excited.

[Trixie Mattel]

Birthday ever.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I know. Well, I bought I for my birthday.

[Trixie Mattel]

I the oh my God, that's so, so wonderful.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

A few blocks from where I grew up, I rented a a cabin to go stay in for my birthday. I was going to go to the, to the Marinette county fair and then I got this gig so I'm going a day late. So I called my brother and was like, you could stay in the house by for a day by yourself. But I'm taking a red eye to Green Bay, Wisconsin and then renting a car cuz I wanted to do the gig.

[Trixie Mattel]

Hell yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I was like, I don't care what it. I think it's even non speaking. I was like, I don't care.

[Trixie Mattel]

Who cares? They just show your foot.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I get nervous doing acting. So I was like non speaking. Love it.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah. Especially on a, like on a show like when our managers like floated the possibility of us being on Hacks. I was like, I don't want to ruin that show.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah.

[Trixie Mattel]

You know what I mean.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Robbie Hoffman, my boyfriend just got an Emmy nomination on Hacks. Your boyfriend the lesbian on Hacks with the slick down hair with the glasses? She's very Jewish. The one who's like I'm not a lesbian or I'm not gay, I'm a lesbian.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. She's very funny.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I did a stand up gig with with her once and I immediately fell in love. And she's great to see. Great to see people rise to the top. Not us though.

[Trixie Mattel]

No, I love. Yeah, I'm, I'm a comfortable coasting my.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Way to the middle je here. I'm going to the get. I went to my annual checkup today. I go to my annual checkup at one medical.

[Trixie Mattel]

They scrape the barnacles off your feet.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I don't know what I'm there for. It feels dumb to go to the doctor when you're not sick, but I also feel like in America if you have access to a checkup, you should go.

[Trixie Mattel]

I know. And I think I'm way overdue for my prostate exam.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

You're supposed to start at 45 unless you have history of in your family.

[Trixie Mattel]

Oh, I thought it was 40, girl.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I started at 25. I was like, are you sure?

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah, but I think maybe another opinion.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I got one a year from like 25 to 30. And they were like, why are you here? You're too young. And I was like, I'm being proactive. I never thought I'd be in a situation where I could afford care. I don't know.

[Trixie Mattel]

The jizz on the. On the table. Could you imagine?

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, I bend over and just push a loadout at the proctologist. And by the way, there's. There's people office who have said. There's their fans, too. And they said it after the exam. And I'm like, great.

[Trixie Mattel]

I don't believe you. That there's such thing as a proctologist, a butt doctor. I believe there are doctors who specialize in that area, but they're not called proctologists, girl.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

And I was having all these rashes from doing drag from all the shaving and stuff. And a few weeks off drag. Your skin gets really good when you're on makeup. Your skin gets great. And I went to the dermatologist the other day, my dermatologist, Dr. Pearl Grimes, and she said, let me see. And she took me in the light, and she goes, you look damn good. I was like, not bad. She said, if you don't mind me saying so. I was like, sure. Say what? To say anything. I'm doing one of those patch tests where they. You need like, three or five days to do it, where they. I think they do a bunch of pin pricks from all different ingredients.

[Trixie Mattel]

Allergies.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yes. Oh, and then you have to keep the plastic on it for a few days and not shower. And then you come in and they see what's reacted.

[Trixie Mattel]

I want to do that.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I don't want to do it. But they're doing a cosmetic one because I don't know, when I'm in drag all the time, I start to get face rashes. I'm trying to figure out what it's from.

[Trixie Mattel]

I mean, there's so. I mean, gosh.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I'm like, it could be the shaving cream. It could be the.

[Trixie Mattel]

The chemicals in the abraded skin.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah. She thinks that for drag, like, she's like, you might not be allergic to a chemical. Your skin just might not like being with that much anymore. That part, which is. Yeah, drag sucks for the face.

[Trixie Mattel]

Well, on the fourth day in a row for me, when I'm trying to pack, like, mud onto blood.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Yeah, it's just a little challenging. What about Monday? I texted Katya Sunday, because I thought we had Netflix the next day. And I texted, girl, I'm emotionally preparing myself for Netflix tomorrow.

[Trixie Mattel]

And then I had a heart attack. And then I checked my calendar and I was like, you. Why did you think that? I don't know.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

I love doing it, but there are long days and I do have to. The day before, like, enter a stasis of Zen and be like, tomorrow you will be up at 7am Getting a drink.

[Trixie Mattel]

The. The emotional preparation is like. Is like non negotiable. Plus, if I had to. If I learned that, like at 7pm the night before that I was gonna do two days of Netflix, I'd be like.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Can I give you a problem with weapons? Sure.

[Trixie Mattel]

I didn't make it.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

We're cutting off people's hair, but then we get. We get the witch by cutting off a piece of her wig.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's an item.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It's an item.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's an item.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Remember?

[Trixie Mattel]

Because they got all the. The stickers from.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

They cut the red hair off. And I was like, so what? They're gonna go kill Kathy Griffin? I was like, like, no, her wig. Right. But I thought the other people were cutting off their real hair. Some of them.

[Trixie Mattel]

She did cut off some people's hair, but then she.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The principal was a ribbon. I guess the.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yes, the ribbon. And it was just. It's just a personal item.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Personal hair is pretty personal.

[Trixie Mattel]

The wig is. I mean, she's got. I was texting with my friend. She was like, when she goes to the salon to get that one hair done underneath that one good hair.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

The braids. Yeah, Love.

[Trixie Mattel]

Why is. I do think there's like maybe a little bit of an overcooked trend with the baby bangs. The baby bangs as a signifier of evil. Baby bangs as a signifier of robot. The baby bangs as a signifier of other. Just because you got baby bangs doesn't mean you're crazy.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

It does mean you're non binary.

[Trixie Mattel]

Yeah.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Baby Bangs is not a great dragon or not a horrible drag name.

[Trixie Mattel]

It's true.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

What about this drag king name I thought of? Colin Sick.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's perfect.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Love that. Right?

[Trixie Mattel]

That's perfect.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Colin.

[Trixie Mattel (alternate or additional voice)]

Colin Sick.

[Trixie Mattel]

That's perfect.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Call me now for your.

[Trixie Mattel]

Let's rap in chat.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Oh, sorry.

[Trixie Mattel]

I do want to. You guys go see weapons. Go see together. You can catch on streaming. It's not that great, but it's good. And then.

[Katya Zamolodchikova]

Look at my hat and what I got sent in the mail. Oh, they turned off the lights. Turned off. Kid sent me this hat. I get mail from children.

[Trixie Mattel]

Bye.

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