Pastor Clearwater,

My name is Ethel Laharl, I’m the social worker assigned to your case. As you know, your official sentence was 13 weeks community service for the crimes of “Name Lying” and “Baring False Witness Upon name of the Church”. You are therefor going to be given a job here in town which you shall work at in order to pay your debt to the town of Beavertail.

Since you have experience working with people of all ages I have decided to assign you to the John Wilkes Booth Secular Academy for Grades K-12. Due to recent tragic events, they have found themselves short one cafeteria worker. You shall be filling in for this position. Your official title will be that of Lunch Man.

You will be trained on the job by the current working Lunch Woman and are to do exactly what you are told. Its my understanding that you can be a bit of a trouble maker to I ask that you please just keep your head down, serve the lunch and make this next 15 weeks easy on us both, ok? Please contact me if you have any questions regarding your employment.

Yours,

Ethel Laharl

Beavertail Department of Social Services

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Theme Music by Chris Callahan

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CCRH #14: Lunch Man