Deepak Chopra & Dalai Lama SCANDALOUS Epstein Files Appearances! w/ Mikki Willis

Summary

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Episode Title: Deepak Chopra & Dalai Lama SCANDALOUS Epstein Files Appearances! w/ Mikki Willis
Date: February 18, 2026
Host: Jimmy Dore
Main Guest: Mikki Willis (filmmaker, author of "Plandemic")

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Overview

This episode dives into recently surfaced documents and emails linking high-profile spiritual and public figures—including the Dalai Lama and Deepak Chopra—to Jeffrey Epstein, alongside broader discussions on hypocrisy, exploitation within "New Age" spirituality, and the enduring problem of elite blackmail operations (similar to the Epstein and Playboy Mansion affairs). Jimmy and Mikki dissect what these revelations mean about power, ego, and control in spiritual and celebrity circles, then pivot to discuss media complicity, US foreign policy (with a critical look at sanctions on Cuba), the weaponization of pornography, and patterns of elite unaccountability.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Epstein Files: The Dalai Lama and Deepak Chopra Connections

• (02:39–08:41, 12:57–27:31)

• Dalai Lama’s Epstein Ties: Jimmy presents reports of the Dalai Lama’s name surfacing 169 times in Epstein files and video evidence of the Dalai Lama’s controversial behavior with children.
• Mikki Willis’ Personal Account: Mikki recounts a disturbing experience while filming with the Dalai Lama’s entourage:
  • His aides stopped Mikki from flushing the Dalai Lama’s urine, claiming his disciples would drink it for “enlightenment.”
  • "They come in here as soon as we allow them to, and they'll drink out of the toilet." (04:34)
  • Willis describes eerie dynamics in spiritual communities—ego, false personas, performative “wokeness,” and male emasculation.
• On Deepak Chopra:
  • Emails between Chopra and Epstein reveal philosophical banter laced with sexual references, e.g., “Cute girls are real,” “Cute girls are aware when they make noises,” attributed to Chopra, and “That’s because you are God and drag,” responding to Epstein. (15:25–16:23)
  • Chopra’s public statement condemned abuse but avoided addressing the core issue: his relationship with Epstein after Epstein’s conviction.
  • Mikki recalls Chopra's intimidating demeanor and the fearful behavior of his staff:
    • “It was really weird to me because...everything was like them coming in the room and going, ‘OK, he’s running a little bit late, and tell me again, what are you going to ask him?’...lots of fear.” (19:00–20:05)

2. The Problem with 'New Age' and Spiritual Gurus

• (05:52–12:57)

• Ego and Hypocrisy: The “New Age” scene is described as the “ego’s favorite place to hide.”
  • “The New Age movement provided a cover for those who really don’t want to do the work. All they want to do is change their dialect...” (06:33)
• Impact on Masculinity: Mikki discusses how “conscious parenting” and “woke” softness led to lack of respect from his children, only rectified by reclaiming authority:
  • “In the end, my kids are balanced...and they have respect for their elders.” (08:41)
• Cult Dynamics: “The members of a cult create the cult leader—they give them their power. And that’s false power when we take it from others.” (11:44)

3. Chopra’s Airport Confrontation

• (21:20–27:39)

• Jimmy plays a video of Deepak Chopra stonewalling a reporter asking about his Epstein connection:
  • “Do you have any regrets about your...relationship with Epstein?” Chopra refuses to answer, finally saying, “No misconduct. Zero misconduct.” (27:01)
• Mikki comments on the evasiveness and compares it to elite deflection tactics.

4. Parallel Blackmail Operations: Playboy Mansion & Hugh Hefner

• (40:27–47:32)

• Mikki explains the “honeypot” system—a sexual blackmail scheme used for control and extortion.
• Allegations: Playboy Mansion had pervasive surveillance, possibly used to control celebrities and politicians:
  • “Hugh Hefner kept video cameras running in all of his bedrooms at all times.” (41:21)
  • “Regulars at the mansion...included Prince Andrew, Roman Polanski, Sean Diddy Combs, Donald Trump, and Bill Cosby.” (43:05)
• Discussion on uninvestigated blackmail material and the need for transparency.

5. Weaponization of Pornography and Social Fallout

• (47:32–54:11)

• The proliferation of pornography is described as a weapon of psychological war, harming relationships and development:
  • Example: Israeli Defense Forces reportedly broadcasting hardcore porn into Gaza to undermine youth.
  • Personal anecdote: Mikki’s son is exposed to pornography at age six, prompting Mikki’s deep concern and research.
  • Mikki quotes Al Goldstein (publisher of Screw magazine) on pornography as a tool to “defile Christian culture.” (53:39)

6. US ‘Siege Warfare’ Against Cuba (29:14–40:27)

• Jimmy criticizes US economic sanctions against Cuba, comparing them to Israeli tactics in Gaza:
  • “This is economic violence for a political outcome, and that’s the definition of terrorism.” (38:35)
  • Russia (and to some extent, China) is now providing Cuba with energy and infrastructural support.

7. Elite Denial and Unaccountability Skit

• (54:51–62:19)

• Jimmy conducts a satirical “call-in” with “Howard Lutnick,” mocking the standard playbook of denying knowledge about Epstein despite ample evidence.
• “Lutnick”: “I’ve never met this man in my life. I only know him from the news.” (57:48)
• Dore: “Your act has to be the worst of anyone's.”
  • Lutnick: “That's because it doesn't have to be good. That's the beauty of this whole thing.” (61:07)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On New Age Spirituality:
  • “The New Age movement is the ego’s favorite place to hide.” (Mikki Willis, 06:08)
• On the Dalai Lama’s cult-like aura:
  • “People started to treat me as if I was the leader of this group...this is how the members of a cult create the cult leader—they give them their power.” (Mikki Willis, 11:44)
• On Chopra’s Response:
  • “‘No misconduct. Zero misconduct. That’s his official—’” (Jimmy Dore and reporter, 27:01)
  • “If there was really zero misconduct, why would you be so defensive?” (Jimmy Dore, 27:04)
• On the Weaponization of Porn:
  • “It is so effective that it’s been used as a weapon of war, and it’s being used as a weapon of war.” (Mikki Willis, 48:27)
  • “It’s done more damage to our collective psyche on how to actually create family and to be with each other and to create a responsible home life.” (Mikki Willis, 53:12)
• On Elite Evasion:
  • “Your act has to be the worst of anyone’s.”
    – “That’s because it doesn’t have to be good.” (Jimmy Dore & “Howard Lutnick,” 61:07)
• On US Foreign Policy:
  • “This is called terrorism. This is us using violence. This is economic violence, starving people, making them close their hospitals.” (Jimmy Dore, 38:35)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 02:39 – Start of Dalai Lama/Epstein discussion
• 03:42–08:41 – Mikki Willis recounts personal experiences with the Dalai Lama, reflections on New Age hypocrisy
• 12:57–16:23 – Epstein–Chopra emails, spiritual leaders’ hypocrisies exposed
• 18:41–20:05 – Mikki’s insight into Deepak Chopra’s staff and behavior
• 21:20–27:04 – Deepak Chopra confronted at airport, refuses comment
• 29:14–40:27 – Jimmy’s breakdown of US “siege warfare” against Cuba; geopolitical context
• 40:27–47:32 – “Honeypot” blackmail operations: Hefner, Combs, Epstein, and the fate of compromise material
• 47:32–54:11 – Weaponization and societal impact of pornography, Goldstein quote
• 54:51–62:19 – Satirical call-in: “Howard Lutnick” and the playbook of elite denial

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Tone & Style

Jimmy and Mikki’s tone is skeptical, irreverent, and unfiltered. The show blends personal narrative, dark humor, and cutting analysis, often turning to satire when exposing the powerful’s evasions.

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Conclusion

The episode offers a searing critique of revered spiritual and public figures entangled with Epstein, the underbelly of elite power networks, and the broader themes of exploitation and complicity within both spiritual communities and government/media establishments. The hosts urge skepticism towards authority and highlight how elite impunity persists—often masked by distractions, slow investigations, and manipulative public relations.

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Transcript

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And hits them head on. It's the chimney door show. There's been a lot of people in the spiritual community that have been caught up, including the Dalai Lama, have been caught on in. In the Epstein files and also with Deepak Chopra. But so here is Savior tweets out. Newly released emails reveal the Dalai Lama, the Tibetan Buddhist spiritual teacher, met repeatedly with Jeffrey Epstein, and his name is mentioned at least 169 times in the files. So here's. So this is a video. I don't want to show it, but it's a video of him putting his tongue out and having the kid kiss it and him kissing the kids. It's not. It's. It was weird. They tried to actually.

[B]

He actually tells the child, suck on my tongue.

[C]

Suck on my tongue. So people have tried to explain that away as being cultural. And so I don't know enough about the culture, so I don't want to get into it too much with that. Have you heard the same excuses that. That when he did that, it was cultural?

[B]

I have. That he is so enlightened that he's childlike, and that was just one child to. To another playing around. But I. I have spent time with the Dalai Lama personally. I spent 10 days with him day and night, filming a project in 2008. And at this time, I was exploring all the different world religions, and Tibetan Buddhism was one of my favorites. So there's a lot of principles that I still follow today. Mindfulness is really great practice. Meditation is a great practice. But I will tell you what really turned me off here is we were going in to look for a location to do an interview with the Dalai Lama. So they had us in his suite. And so I noticed the toilet bowl was filled with bright orange yellow urine. And I went to flush it as we were doing this walkthrough. And one of his aides said, no, no, no, no, no. I said, oh, I'm sorry. And he said, his disciples will come and drink that.

[C]

You got to be kidding.

[B]

No, I'm not kidding. And I said, I'm sorry. Wait, wait, I'm sorry. They're gonna drink out of the toilet? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They said, why? They said, well, they. They feel that it will give them enlightenment. It will give them, you know, some of the properties that it made His Holiness so amazing. So they come in here as soon as we allow them to, and they'll drink out of the toilet.

[C]

And so did you just kind of like brush it off and keep going, or did it kind of shake you?

[B]

It kind of put a damper on the trip. I'll just say, because it went from, oh, he's just this beautiful, loving thing to, like, this is okay, I understand. Like, I worked with a lot of indigenous cultures, a lot of cultures around the world, and everyone has different traditions. And so they have their own justification for that. And maybe it's not as dark as it sounds. Sounds to us Westerners, possibly. But when he then started to come out and get involved in things like Covid, he pushed hard for the COVID vaccines.

[C]

The Bob. Dalai Lama did.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

People have said he's compromised by the CIA. And we know CIA was a big driving force behind Covid because it came from darpa, came from the military industrial complex is where it came from. And so. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

[B]

So it makes you wonder, you know, it makes you wonder. I don't like to pass judgment too quickly on people, but that's, you know, when I see that, when you see somebody toeing the line, it was the gradual awakening I had towards Bernie Sanders, which I know you had this same awakening with, of just seeing, like, okay, it says a lot of things we really like. But, boy, he keeps pushing policies and people and things that are just so contrast to everything. It sounds like he stands for what is going on here. And again, he was one that pushed hard on the COVID vaccines, too. So I look at these spiritual leaders and I know this world really well. As I said, I lived in it and I was all in. I mean, I was woo woo as it can get. And I had people warn me when I was in it. I remember having a really wise guy say to me one time, be very, very, very careful of this community that you're inhabiting right now. And I said, why? He said, because the New Age movement is the ego's favorite place to hide. And it took me years to kind of unpack that and to kind of watch that unfold, to realize, you know, that is what we're struggling with a lot is this false Persona that we call the ego. And the New Age movement provided there's a lot of value in it. So I don't want to trash it all. But the New Age movement provided a cover for those who really don't want to do the work. All they want to do is change their dialect. They want to be able to put on some loose Fitting white clothing and make eye contact way too long and say the right things. And suddenly instead of trying to get laid and hooking up, they're talking about sacred sexuality and tantra. And so it's like they're doing the same things. They're womanizing, but it's okay because it's at Burning man or it's at a temple, or you. But it's the same game but kind of softened. It's also where men also learn to be less masculine. Because the whole thing is about, you know, none of that. No force, you know, no strength. Just everything is just Tai Chi through it all, Aikido through it all. And so I tried that for a long time and it wasn't until I had children. And then we were trying to teach our children that, and I realized these kids are developing a mentality and they're running us. Our children were four and six and they were running us because they saw dad as soft, because we were trying to do this conscious parenting thing where I remember one time I was at the park in Ojai and I was watching this little boy pummel his mother in the face, sitting on her lap, pummel her. And she's going, okay, I see that you're angry and something must have really.

[C]

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

[B]

Okay, that's hard. It really upsets you and you're angry and it's like just the whole thing, just talk through it all. And it wasn't until one day I just went, you know, I'm gonna scrap all this bullshit and I'm gonna do. I'm gonna follow my instincts and I'm gonna be a man. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. What the result of it was. This is. My kids discovered that their dad is not to be messed with. And as a result, they felt safe in a dangerous world. And so they didn't try to pull the same BS on us. They stopped all of that because they also had a sense of respect for the pecking order in our home, which I started to really lay into it heavily, like, you never disrespect your mother. Let's go back to some old fashioned, like all of our history, all of our old ways, which have just been deemed as kind of barbaric and archaic and wrong because that's what's led to capitalism and the destruction of everything. I don't know. I think we kind of have thrown the baby out with the bathwater with a lot of those practices. So I just went. I'm just going to go and thank God, my wife was willing to let me go there and there are a few times when she said, I don't know if you need to yell like that. No, I'm going to yell because that's what I feel inside. And it turned out to be the right thing to do because like I said, in the end my kids are balanced. They're good kids and they have respect for their elders. They have good old fashioned respect. They open doors for women and for, for elderly people and. But we need to come back to some of that. But that, that new age world was where I was starting to. It also is where we. I first started to recognize that they're changing the language suddenly now, language that we've spoken forever. I remember one time that we, you know, because it was a live work environment we lived in and I said, okay guys, we really, we really have to get some work today done today. We're on a deadline. And some. And one of the members of our community goes, can we call it a lifeline? Why would you use the word dead? I was like, what is going on here? Like, everything. We're so sensitive that now all these words and terminologies that we've used forever are now being frowned upon. And you want us to bend everything to make you comfortable so you're not. And I realized later, I'm like, oh, this is the feelings over facts crowd. This is where it's starting. Like we're shaping everything in our physical world to make us feel better instead of dealing with the realities of the world and doing something about them. And so that's why I say that it was the incubator for the woke movement because it really did a lot of damage to a lot of men who are now stepping out of it. I'm talking with a lot of my friends that can look back and go, wow, not only was I a big phony, but it really did some damage to my strength, who I am as a person and my personal strength. And it also got me into this constant processing, you know, which is a big thing in the new age world where, you know, and the mind loves it, right? Because the mind loves riddles and loves to work things out. But there was this constant processing, like the moment I realized something I do, or a bad habit of mine, I need to now take three days off to process and meditate and. And it just became this thing where it was impossible to get any work done in our community. And then if I were. And then another aspect of it that was weird was because I was the Founder of the company. There was this thing starting to happen to me, which was people started to treat me as if I was the leader of this group. And it was weird because I thought I can, you know, and for a moment it kind of affected me. I kind of felt powerful because people would always. Everything I said was right and it was kind of strange. And I thought, wow, this is how the members of a cult create. The cult leader is they give them the power. They give them their power. And that's false power when we take it from others. And so recognizing that is when I said, I want out of all of this. I just want to live a simple life. I want to put my hands in the soil. I want to raise my kids. I want to be good to my wife. And I don't think it's that hard really. But this self help thing makes everything a lot of work. I got to read a lot of books. But I realized since then it's kind of like, no, I don't. I just kind of have to remember the stuff I forgot. That's really, that's really the work now. Just remembering all this good stuff that we've been. It's been drilled out of our psyche.

[C]

So here is the email from the Dalai Lama. So back here it's so this is from Epstein and it's blacked out who it's to. At the bottom it says, wow, omg, it's that fast. I thought because Ukraine girls. Not redacted. Not going to see you for months. Sneaky dog. Redacted. So sorry. I wish I could come today, but I could see you tomorrow after school. Please. Redacted. Going now to the event with Dalai Lama. Then B day dinner with Anastasia and it is her birthday. This is him saying he's going to hang out with the Dalai Lama after. He's talking about young Ukrainian girls and then up here. You didn't ask if I need help. I told you yesterday I was home. I'm very, very angry. Talk to you later in the week. Sorry for that. Didn't check my email since yesterday morning. You know that I don't have an Internet in my phone. Why didn't you call me or text me on my phone if you need me about the event? I told you almost a month ago on island that Dalai Lama is coming and I want to go there to see him. But I can skip this event if you need my help today. So I didn't call go to the event. This is bs. So how do we know this is the Dalai Lama?

[B]

I Don't know about that particular, that particular email. I released one. Have you seen the one that. The first one that I released has an exchange between them that starts off with Deepak asking, cells are human. Or Jeffrey asking, does a cell have form? Is a cell aware? Does it have emotion? Does it perform actions?

[C]

So you tweeted this out.

[B]

Jeffrey Epstein, find me a cute Israeli girl.

[C]

So Jeffrey Epstein says to Deepak, does the cell have form? Is a cell aware? Does it have emotion? Does it perform actions? Did you find me? Acute Israeli epoch responds, cells are human constructs. No such thing. Universe is human, is human construct. No such thing. Cute girls are aware when they make noises. God is a construct. Cute girls are real. Oh, are you kidding me? No, that's a real. That's a real.

[B]

That. That. That is a. That is a real email between the two.

[C]

Here's a little. Here's a little more. Jeffrey Epstein says. So when the girl says, oh my God, Deepak Chopra says, yes, that's divine transcendence. That sounds creepy beyond belief.

[B]

Keep going.

[C]

Epstein says, oh, I thought she was just referring to me. Chopra says, that's because you are God and drag. Chopra then says, come to Israel with us. Relax and have fun with interesting people. If you want to use a fake name, bring your girls. It will be fun to have you. Love Deepak. Holy f. Yeah. Then it keeps going. Another one. Jeffrey Epstein says, next time I'm in Santa Fe Monday. Deepak says, okay, your girls would love it, as would you be well, sending love. Epstein responds, another location. I do not like Israel at all. Shocking and not.

[B]

And this is all after. Jeffrey is a known pedophile.

[C]

He's already been known as a PDF file. So here's some more stuff. This is from Deepak Chopra. I don't know. The tiger is bringing me to places I had absconded. It looks like the MGH Harvard Chopra Mind Brain Institute will actually happening, which means riding the tiger even more. I've wanted validation from scientists. Some is happening and some will remain ever skeptical, condescending. Suddenly it does not feel important. What do I enjoy most? I don't know what I can say really. My biological needs are met occasionally, but that too it seems. I've been there, done that. I have three more books to write and then we'll be done with that as well. I will be going for one week silence at the end of this month with a small group. Maybe some more clarity then. I do enjoy the company of younger, intellectually sharp and self aware women and love to. And love to engage with them, to inspire and stimulate them. Oh, my. That is. This is kind of crazy. I didn't. I've read a lot of Deepak Troper's books. Yeah. And a lot of his books is him just. Just, much like Wayne Dyer, he's quoting spiritual leaders from the past and spiritual texts from the past. So a lot of the stuff he's written is actually makes sense and has a spiritual foundation to it, but he doesn't live by the stuff he writes is what it sounds like. And that he's a complete fake. Okay. And here he is trying to address this. He got community noted says, I am deeply saddened by the suffering of the victims in this case, and I equal, unequivocally condemn abuse and exploitation in all forms. I want to be clear. I was never involved, nor did I participate in any criminal or exploitive conduct. Any conduct I had was limited. And so then right underneath it says, Mr. Chopra fails to mention that his emails are dated after Mr. Epstein had been tried and found guilty of inappropriate sex conduct with minors. Whoa.

[B]

So I worked with Mr. Chopra twice, many years ago. I know you're a fan of the work of Carl Jung. And we were actually doing a movie on Carl Jung's work.

[C]

You're kidding. I didn't know this.

[B]

It was called. Jeez, 17 years ago or so it was called the Shadow Effect.

[C]

Right. Okay.

[B]

And it was all about the human shadow. And I was just learning about his work. And so we had. At that time, I thought Deepak Chopra was a wonderfully intelligent human being. I think his. His books. Seven Spiritual Laws of Success or something like that.

[C]

Yeah, I read that. I read that book. It's very helpful, in fact.

[B]

Very helpful. Very helpful. Of course. And. And we also know that they don't always write their own books, so. Right. And so I end up at the Chopra center down in San Diego. And it was a very weird experience and which his. His staff was terrified of him. So it was really weird to me because I thought I was expecting kind of a whole other kind of loving vibe. And. But everything was like them coming in the room and going, okay, he's running a little bit late, and tell me again, what are you going to ask him? And I would start to, you know, get a sentence out. They go, oh, no, no, please don't. Oh, God, don't ask him. Don't ask him that way. Here's how we suggest you ask that question. I said, oh, okay, I don't understand. I don't see the difference. But okay, there's lot of fear. And it was kind of coming back and okay, he's getting ready now. He's coming. It was like, is Michael Jackson coming? What?

[C]

Right?

[B]

What is this fanfare? This is weird. And then he comes in and he does the limp handed, kind of looking away as a. Hi, hi. Doesn't look anyone in the eye. And I thought right away, I was like, oh, no, never meet your heroes. I should have listened. And he sits down. Okay, you know, right away, like, get this done, get this out of the way really quick. I got things to do. And not, not friendly at all. He did a great interview as soon as the cameras and lights were on. You know, he's very articulate and he was, he was a great interview. But then, you know, as soon as he got to a certain point where we needed more, he's like, I'm done. You got what you got. You're lucky that you got me. It really was attitude, like, you're lucky you even got 20 minutes with me. So just count your blessings because I'm Deepak Chopra. That's what it felt like. And he left the room and we were all like, geez, geez, okay. But like I said, the interview was fantastic. We got what we needed from him. And then through the years, I would hear from people that were in the Los Angeles spiritual community. I would hear a lot of little rumors of how mean he is to his staff. And so when this stuff came out, I wasn't surprised because when the ego gets that big. And the other thing we haven't talked about, Jimmy too, is the Red Shoe Club, which I'm sure you're aware of.

[C]

I've heard mention of the Red Shoe Club. Yes, I have. Let me. Can I just show you this? So someone, actually, I got suspicious of Deepak Chopra when I started seeing him wearing these glasses. And on the side, they're very thick and they have diamonds on the side.

[B]

Rhinestones.

[C]

Rhinestones. And I was like, that's not right. I mean, I don't. I mean, I'm not a jewelry guy. I don't wear a necklace, I don't wear earrings. I don't wear rings or even a watch. I don't wear anything. And so that's why it stood out to me. I'm like, what do you. What is that? I mean, I don't. I'm not against somebody dressing up. I like people who look nice. But that seemed a little like Elvis Presley is for a soup. Liberace or Liberace or Elton John. Sounds like he did Elton John know that you're stealing his glasses, Deepak. I mean, because that's what it. So somebody confronted him over his appearances at a airport, and they want. Very respectfully, they're asking for his comment on how he ended up in these Epstein files. And let's watch a little bit of it anyway.

[E]

Mr. Chopra, sir, how are you, sir? I've got to ask you this now.

[C]

If that doesn't say I know the true meaning of life, if that doesn't say I know the true meaning of life, and it's not material goods, it's spirituality, and we're only possessing this body for a short time. We're actually a soul, and we're not. That's. That'll tell you right there. That'll. So that, to me, is gross for us.

[B]

Well, in the super bowl of spirituality, we don't get football rings. We get rhinestone glasses, Right?

[C]

Now, you could say the same thing about the. The Popes and the way they have a gold toilet and all that stuff. And, you know, I have just a bigger problem with that stuff as I do with this, but here we go.

[E]

Sir, you've built your entire career. You built your entire career on spirituality. What do you have to say about your actions with Epstein? Any regrets? Do you have any regrets? I said, you have any regrets about your, you know, your. Your relationship with Epstein? What's that? You want me to decide? No, I'm asking you, sir.

[C]

You give me a. Your opinion. Look.

[E]

What? You have a right to your opinion. Look, I'm asking you. I'm asking you, sir. When. When did you know the scope of. Of Epstein's action, sir? And why did you keep the relationship going for so long? Is there anything you could say?

[C]

Every time I see those glasses, I get the Eric of Kirk vibe coming over me, but Here we go.

[E]

Mr. Chopra, anything at all, Sir. You had relationship with him after 2008, after his conviction. Is there anything you can say about that at all, sir? You do your own work and find out.

[C]

I am.

[E]

I'm asking you. I'm coming right to you, sir.

[C]

Not answering.

[E]

Oh, well, I'm asking. You don't have to answer. I'm not answering, Sir. Sir, you said God is a construct. I know. I'm gonna ask. You don't have to answer.

[B]

That's fine.

[E]

God is a construct, and in cute girls are reals or, you know, it wasn't tone, sir. It was more than to. And I don't have an opinion. That's why I'm asking you. I'm Just asking the questions. This is important topic. It's very important. And you.

[C]

I'm gonna guess this is the last time Deepak Chopa doesn't have a car waiting for him at the curb. Where is he going? I. I don't. I don't take that long of a walk. In the. In the airport, you go out to the curb, you have the car. You get in the car. Where is he going? I don't understand where he's going, but what I understand.

[B]

The Lolita Express is available.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

You could answer it right here and put it to bed.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay, sure. Let me ask you this. You had it a position of trust, a position of power, and people feel let down by that. Do you have any regrets at all?

[C]

He's still walking. Where's he still.

[E]

Let me ask you this. Do you wish you distanced yourself from him earlier? Sooner?

[C]

Finally, he's at the car.

[E]

Listen, the people want to know, sir. The people want to know. The people have a right to know. The victims have a right to know, don't they?

[B]

Let's talk about fun stuff like the Patriots.

[E]

The Patriots. The Patriots.

[C]

Who's going to win?

[E]

I. You know, the Seahawks are going to win. Listen, Mr. Chopra, I'm just doing my job. You know that, right?

[C]

Congratulate you.

[E]

Well, I'm told I do good work and I'm not being aggressive. I'm not being hostile. But this is. This is important topic. It will all come to light. It'll all come to light. Look, is there anything that you can tell me here now to at least start to put this to bed?

[C]

No misconduct.

[E]

There's no misconduct.

[C]

No misconduct. That's his official.

[E]

Zero.

[C]

Zero misconduct. Would you. Would you be so. If. If there was really zero misconduct, why would you be so defensive? Why wouldn't you want to answer these questions if there was zero misconduct? I'm sure there's an innocent explanation for all this, but of course he's not giving it to you. Well, he had to take all that time to walk to come up with that idea. Took a long time.

[B]

I just love how the lady who's with him obviously went to the Pam Bondi school of deflection.

[C]

Yes, she.

[B]

She went right to. What about that Super Bowl? Let's talk. Let's talk about the Dow. Let's not talk about this. So crazy.

[C]

How about them New England Patriots? You think they're able to pick up the blitz?

[B]

You think? One of the beautiful things that's happening right now, Jimmy, is the American people, the people around the world are becoming relentless. They're not buying into the same distractions. The look over there isn't working anymore. Like this awesome, bold reporter who's like relentlessly, no, I'm going to follow you as long as I can touch, let you know that we see you. So I hadn't seen that clip yet. I heard about it, but I'm glad you played it.

[C]

Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week and it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to jimmy dork.com clicking on join premium. It's the most affordable premium program in the business and it's a great way to help put your thumb back in the eye of the bastards. Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member. And if you haven't, you're missing out. We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support. So Trump is strangling Cuba. They're doing a thing called siege warfare. That's an international war crime. They've cut off all the fuel they've cut. They've sanctioned every country. If you do business with them, meaning if you send them, if you trade with Cuba, if you send them medicine, if you send them food, if you send them baby formula, if you send them fuel, if you send them oil, if you do anything, the United States is going to crush you economically. Right. Because we have the reserve currency of the world. We have that power. We still sanction people. And so now countries are are lining up to blockade them. So Alan says during COVID Cuba did nothing but help other countries around the world, often for free. They would export their doctors. Now those same countries are lining up to impose US blockade on it. Shameful, slavish servants of empire. And Marco Rubio. Marco Rubio is the one really pushing this. And that's why he's in there. He's in there because the, the Zionists wanted him in there. And Trump is nothing but a cuck to Zionists and Israel. So Marco Rubio is deliberately blocking Trump from Cuba talks. The Secretary of state has told the president that talks are happening with high level Cuban officials. No such talks exist. Purported negotiations in Mexico. Actual fake news. When it comes to Trump's claims of those talks, it turns out he's lying instead. It turns out he isn't lying about those talks. Instead, sources tell drop site he's being lied to. He's saying that because that's what Marco Rubio is telling him, said a senior Trump official, referring to an internal effort by Secretary of State Marco Rubio to make Trump believe that the US And Cuba are engaged in serious negotiations without ever doing so. The idea, the source said, is that in a few weeks or months, Rubio will be able to claim that the talks were futile because of Cuban intransigence, with diplomatic off ramps being blocked. This would make Rubio's vision of regime change the only path forward for an administration loathe to reverse courts on anything. So what they're doing now with the. So now the United States, they're being crushed, right? The US Is crushed, The people are. They don't have food, they don't have fuel, they can't run their hospitals, they can't run their schools, they don't have food, nothing. They don't have money, they don't have energy to light their streetlights, nothing. So instead of. So we're doing exactly what Israel does to the Gaza instead of wiping them out all completely, we give them just enough so they don't starve completely. The US Is sending small fuel shipment to Cuba after blockading the island. Supply cooking gas, diesel to keep water flowing. So you got to have power or else people don't have drinking water and then you die immediately. So they're just, they're making sure just, just we're suffocating them, but not to the point of mass death. But let's remember Cuba are the ones that support terrorism. We're the terrorists. We're the terrorists. Wow. Like the US Is taking a page out of the Israelis playbook. Control everything in and out of Cuba, just like Israel does control everything in and out of Gaza, which is why they can starve them, they can cut off their water, cut off their fuel, cut off everything. So guess who's coming to the rescue? Russia. Russia is going to supply Cuba with oil. Russia is preparing to send a shipment of oil and petroleum products to Cuba. Moscow's embassy in Havana has announced the island is facing its worst energy crisis in years. After the US Doubled down on its campaign to cut off its energy supplies, the fuel crisis intensified dramatically after US Forces kidnapped oh, thank God, somebody's using the real language. The kidnapped Venezuelan President Maduro in early January, severing oil supplies from Caracas, which had been one of Cuba's main suppliers. Washington subsequently threatened to impose tariffs on any country providing oil to Cuba, with Mexico later suspending crude shipments to the island. So even Mexico's knuckling under the US itself has maintained an economic embargo on Cuba since the 1960s. The Russian embassy in Cuba confirmed that the Caribbean island is facing an acute shortage of oil and petroleum products, adding that while the crisis has lasted for more than a year, the stop of supplies from Venezuela has aggravated the situation. The embassy said it is planning to send oil and petroleum products to Cuba in the near future as humanitarian aid, though with without specifying the time frame or the volumes, Cuba is believed to be down to just three months. Reserves of oil supplies While shipping from Russia to Cuba generally takes approximately 40 to 50 days for a sea freight, that's ocean cargo, including loading and unloading times. The last major Russian oil delivery to Cuba occurred in February 2025, when Moscow sent 100,000 tons of through a state credit worth $60 million approved by President Vladimir Putin. Cuba is estimated to consume 500 to 600 tons of fuel per day for its most critical needs, and it requires over 8 million tons of fuel per year to function normally. In addition, Russian officials reported that Moscow is assisting Cuba in developing its domestic oil reserves. While the island's proven crude oil reserves are officially around 120 million barrels, the offshore zone of the North Cuba Basin is estimated to hold up to 20 billion barrels, or the equivalent of about 146 billion tons, enough to satisfy Cuba's domestic needs for 650 years. China is also assisting by installing extensive solar power projects, aiming to build 92 solar parks parks by 2028 and add 2,000 megawatts to the grid 92 solar parks. The initiative, largely financed via Chinese development credits, features Yangtze Ecology and Energy Development Company Building infrastructure with the first major projects already connected to the grid in early 2025, thus reducing Cuba's dependence on US controlled oil supplies. Moscow has condemned the US pressure campaign on Cuba as economic strangulation and neocolonial practice, while reaffirming solidarity with the island. Mexico has also defied Washington by sending oil supplies to Cuba. Well, that's Now I'm getting contradictory because earlier in the article they said they stopped, so maybe they have stopped, but earlier they were doing that. US President Donald Trump said last month that the pressure campaign would force the Cuban leadership to come to us and want to make a deal, claiming that the island would be free again. Wow. However, when he says When Trump says he wants Cuba to come make a deal, he means turn the country over to U.S. economic hitmen. That's what he means. He certainly doesn't mean install democracy because the last thing the United States likes are countries that have democracy that can be vote their way out of an imperial situation. They like strong men, the United States. We like strong men and dictators. That's who we like doing business with and often will overthrow democratically elected governments and install a puppet, a strongman, like Pinochet, like we did in Chile. However, humanitarian concerns are rising globally as Cuban hospitals are now having to close. They're closing hospital. So the same thing they did. We don't. We're not bombing their hospitals like Israel did in Gaza, but we're just starving them of power so they can't function. Water supplies are turned off due to lack of fuel for pumping both fresh and sewage water. And the threat of major pandemics such as cholera increases, with Washington likely to be seen as culpable if this does happen. Well, they're trying to keep it just below a mass killing. Just below. And here's. I'll show you the. Here's the. Here's the solar panels that China's sending them. They went from 5.8% of their electricity coming from solar to 20.3% in one year. They have 49 Chinese parks on the grid going up to 92. So hopefully they can get it up to around 40%, maybe 50% of their electricity coming from solar. Not a bad idea. So, again, this is Trump doing the exact opposite. If you think this is a good thing or this is going to help American citizens, it's not. This is just us being terrorists. This is called terrorism. This is us using violence. This is economic violence, starving people, making them close their hospitals. They can't get running water. They can't get their street lights on at night. They can't get traffic lights on. They can't do anything. They can't have refrigerators running for food. They can't do anything. So this is economic violence for a political outcome, and that's the definition of terrorism. And so, again, the United States are the terrorists, just like we are, just like we were in Iraq, just like we were in Libya, just like we were in Somalia, just like we were in Syria, in Yemen, in Iran, just like we are. We're in Afghanistan now, just like we were in Venezuela. And now we're going to be in. Now we are in Cuba, not going to be. We are. We're doing it. This is the same kind of illegal siege warfare, which is a war crime, that Israel does to the Gazans. We're doing it to Cuba. And thank God for Russia. I hope they get their oil there soon. And this is, you know, Trump really ratcheting up, getting ready for World War iii, because remember the Cuban Missile Crisis. So this is going to be very similar. Everybody, I'm here with Mickey Willis, the pandemic director and we're talking about. So there's the Epstein files. But there, and I've always said there's not just one Epstein, there was Diddy. Diddy, by the way, was not the leader, just like Epstein wasn't the leader. Right. They all have bosses. Diddy had a boss. A lot of people think it was the head of Universal Music. And so here's another type Epstein thing that was kind of out in the open. And I just grabbed this article. It says Hugh Hefner used revenge porn to manipulate women long before we even knew what it was. And it says ex Playboy bunny Holly Madison recently opened up about her time in the infamous mansion, detailing how Hugh Hefner would photograph women without their permission and then use the images to blackmail them into staying. So now, Mickey, what is your knowledge of something like this?

[B]

Well, I'm glad this is coming full circle because even though A and E did a, I think a 20 episode series on this, not a lot of people saw the series. And unfortunately a 20 episode series, it doesn't really get good towards till it gets towards the end. And so a lot of people missed what I'm going to share with you today. So I don't want to assume that everyone knows what a honeypot is and this is an article that I'm released soon. I'm going to read some of this, but a honeypot is a blackmail scheme that uses sexual enticement to lower targets into compromising situations, then exploits those situations through threats of exposing photos, videos or allegations in order to extort or control the victim. Jeffrey Epstein and Sean Diddy Combs ran similar honeypot operations. Both were known for hosting lavish parties where drug fueled hedonism and hidden cameras recorded it all. New testimony has resurfaced about allegations that continue to raise. Allegations continue to raise about surveillance practices inside the Playboy Mansion. Multiple former girlfriends, employees and close associates of Hugh Hefner have publicly alleged alleged that hidden cameras and microphones were installed in bedrooms and private areas of the mansion, with some suggesting that intimate encounters were recorded without consent and possibly used as leverage against guests. Former Playboy model and Hefner's longtime girlfriend, Sandra Theodore, who lived in the mansion during the late 70s, alleges that Hefner kept video cameras running in all of his bedrooms at all times. Supporting her account, Stefan Tatenbaum, Hefner's former personal valet, claimed that everything in the bedrooms were recorded and that he once saw a vast collection of videotapes stored in a locked library known only to Hefner and his inner circle. According to Mr. Tenenbaum, there were celebrities, athletes, even politicians being recorded. Hefner's widow, Crystal Hefner, detailed in her 2024 memoir that she discovered what was described as spy holes built into bedroom walls. She claimed that Hefner admitted to her that he had filmed hundreds of encounters over the years. Several other former employees and Playboy insiders, including assistants and security staff, have suggested that tapes or photos were kept as insurance or leverage. As journalist Amy Berg put it, this wasn't just a party house. It was a surveillance state in silk pajamas. Now, regulars at the mansion are the usual suspects, including Prince Andrew, Roman Polanski, Sean Diddy Combs, Donald Trump, and Bill Cosby. Cosby allegedly had one of the worst reputations at the mansion. Former employees claimed that when they tried to report his behavior, they were told to be quiet because he was Hefner's best friend. Playboy Mansion was a front for a massive data gathering operation. Hefner provided famous men with women and drugs, specifically quaaludes, which were referred to around the mansion as thigh openers. Let that sink in. Recent investigations have drawn parallels between Hefner's mansion and Epstein's private islands. Both operations used promise of modeling careers and stardom to recruit young women. Many names found in Epstein's little black book or flight logs were also frequent flyers of the Playboy Mansion, leading to speculation that both entities were part of a larger system of elite compromise. Now, all the while, Hugh Hefner presented himself to be a champion of women and a feminist, and. And yet here he was exploiting them. There's also a lot of rumors that are unproven, but of being tunnels with under the Playboy.

[C]

Right. We've all heard those.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Who. So now didn't. So he's dead, didn't he. Did he sell that? Did that get sold to someone? The Playboy?

[B]

Yeah, it was sold for $100 million. It was on the market for 200 and ended up selling for $100 million to an entrepreneur, I think a tech entrepreneur or something like that.

[C]

Oh, I would love to know who that person is so we could go visit his tunnels under the house. But it. It wasn't even a secret that he had that tunnel. He had a tunnel that went from his house to the house next door.

[B]

Yeah, they say it went to a couple of very famous, famous actors, older Hollywood stars that have all denied it, but they Said that it gave them access to. To come and go as they please without any kind of detection. But what they have admitted to is they said no. These are all staff elevators. These are for exchanging the linens and for the cooks and all of this. They say they did not extend off the Playboy property, but even that they can still be used for nefarious reasons. Moving people from back lots, moving children, maybe from, you know, back entrances. I don't know if you've ever been to Playboy Mansion. I have. It has two entrances, so you can enter it from the back, you can enter it from the front, and, you know, they can move in cargo and shuffle people to wherever they want to within the mansion. Through the tunnels, perhaps, Allegedly.

[C]

What were you doing at the Playboy Mansion? I never got invited.

[B]

I actually went there for Howard Stern's birthday party, probably 20 years ago, something like that.

[C]

Oh, okay. And so what else do you want to say about this topic, about, you know, the other Epstein's?

[B]

Well, it's really more of a question is, when are we going to investigate this? When are we going to look into where are these tapes? FBI? I don't know. There wasn't an investigation. So would they be in the hands of investigators? Maybe not. Have they been destroyed? Does the estate own them? And how have they been used? And, you know, because this is. We're talking this 1970s on, so we really start getting into a lot of the different politicians and world leaders that have all come through those doors. It was a stop for a lot of, you know, dignitary famous men and women from all over the world. And so I think it's time that we. We start putting a little pressure on, demanding that there's some form of investigation that takes place, that we can at least dig into the possibilities that there. What things that have been decided in our nation perhaps were under the leverage of what they had that compromised some of these people. And so that's what I'm hoping for, is a legitimate investigation, which, you know, I won't hold my breath for that. But what happened there, and who was blackmailed and how did hefit use all of this? There's also stories that I'm digging into, too. There was a. An apparent kind of a Zionist takeover of Playboy that started a little bit in the 70s, but then really started in around 2011 when he wanted to take the company, went private, and then it went public, and that there were a lot of investment that came into the Playboy Mansion and that it may have been, you know, some of the same Forces that were involved with Jeffrey Epstein and the likes of.

[C]

And what do you have a larger point about pornography in general?

[B]

Well, I do. And, you know, I didn't take it seriously until I had boys and until my boy, who's now 12, was six years old and we went to his grandmother's birthday and she lived in Vegas and, you know, had him walk up and down the Strip and he was asking like, what is that sex? Dad, what is this word? Is everywhere. And so he went back to the hotel and just lo and behold, the protective apps that we had on his computer had just expired. And so he said the word sex into his computer and saw a bunch of stuff that we really wish he wouldn't have seen at 6 years old. And it really started me to go into the rabbit hole of what's going on. We all looked at it. I will be perfectly transparent in saying that it's the only addiction that I ever had myself. I had no drinking, no drugs, nothing like that, but started at a very young age with beta tapes hidden under the couch that I stole from the local video store and would watch them on repeat over and over. And it created an addiction that took me years, years to break. And to understand what it does to particularly men psychologically, is sex no longer becomes an exchange, an energetic exchange between two people. It becomes a very visual thing. So the. The men are oftentimes in their head picturing things that they've seen. And this can, as you can imagine, can really harm the relationship that you're trying to have, sexual relationship with the person that you're with. And so I started to dig into this really deeply. I'm still in the middle of the investigation, but what I've learned is that it is so effective that it's been used as a weapon of war, and it's being used as a weapon of War. In 2002, the IDF was caught pumping hardcore pornography into Gaza, literally taking over their three stations that they had. And when they were asked why, they said, because it unlocks a particular lust in the young men and they become sexual predators and it prohibits them or it lessens the possibility of them ever having a family and multiplying, they admitted that. And so when you look at it and you see how much this has spread in the United States and that it's one of the only things that's free. And then it gets harder and harder core. It's extreme. When you look at really the cognitive damage that it does to our neurology, particularly of developing minds, you understand that it is a weapon of war. It's a psychological weapon of war. And there are now movements all over the Internet of young men trying to beat it, because it's one of the hardest habits. They say it's as tough as heroin or fentanyl or any of them. That because it taps into a primal part of our primal design. And we are created. The reason sex is so attractive is because we. It's been instilled in us to procreate, to create life. And so there's pheromones, there's things that happen that. That are to keep us always interested in the opposite sex and creating life. And I think that's one of our purposes on this planet. And. And so drawing from that, you know, weaponizing that. That primal instinct is what they've done. And now we have this. These couple of generations of young boys, what, you know, they're called, incels whatever you want to call them. And they're. They're. They don't know how to relate to women. Not only because all the social rules. They don't know what's safe to say or do. They don't know if they're supposed to ask a girl out, if. If they're supposed to open the door or is that insulting. They don't know what to do. So they're scared about that. But there are young men that are actually in juvenile systems right now because when they had their first sexual encounter, they choked the female because they thought that's what you do. Everything I've seen is there's. That's. That's what. You don't do that. No, that's actually kind of a depraved expansion of sexual addiction. And so I would love to come back sometime when I really dig into this research, because I'm gathering the information. Information right now. I actually had Epoch Times reach out to me wanting to do a full expose on this. So I'm working on that right now. But it's more serious than people know. And it's really damaging the American family and. And relationships between men and women. It's doing. It's really doing great damage. And so that has been what's. It's. It's. It's been, I think the. The. The Godfather of Porn. Let me see if I can find this really quick here. The Godfather of Porn said in the 1970s. He said, yeah, here we go. Al Goldstein, the publisher of Screw magazine, said, is there a deeper reason, beyond the mere financial, as to why Jews in particular have become involved in porn? The Only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks. Pornography thus becomes a way of defiling Christian culture. And as it penetrates to the very heart of the American mainstream, its subversive character becomes more changed. Extending that the subversive thesis, it is a middle finger to the entire WASP establishment. And so, I mean, that's just one man. I'm not making any allegations about who's behind this or anything like that, but it's interesting that the man that they call the Godfather of pornography cites this as his reason. At the time, people were noticing that the semi innocent nude magazines, nothing wrong with nudity of course, were born nude, but they were all. There was a push for all of them to become hardcore, which Playboy started off as just very simple, no spread legs, none of that. And slowly but surely it was moving in another direction. And then on comes Penthouse and all the other magazines that took it to the next level. And so it's done more damage to our collective psyche on how to actually create family and to be with each other and to create a responsible home life. I know there's a lot of young men and a lot of young women. Short story is my wife and I ran a school for a little while and it was an eight year old girl who introduced the boys of this school to pornography. And it was shocking to us because we didn't think it would come from that direction. And so it's something for parents to be very, very aware of. I'll just say that.

[C]

Okay. All right, well, Mickey, I appreciate you making time with us. Everybody. Do you want to point someone towards a website or anything?

[B]

Absolutely, yeah. I have a new website, mickeywillis.com that's M I K K I mickeywillis.com and I have a new membership portal called Decode the Narrative, where we do calls and interviews every Thursday night to go really deep into to these subjects and actually interact with the community so that we can make sure that we're keeping up with the latest strain of psychological warfare that we're all facing.

[C]

Hey, this is jimmy. Who's this?

[D]

Jimmy bubalooch. Howard lutnick.

[C]

Ah, Really? Really. Commerce. Commerce Secretary Lutnick. What a pleasant surprise. How are you?

[D]

What? I didn't do anything.

[C]

Yeah. What do you mean? I didn't say you did.

[D]

I'm sorry, I've just been very defensive lately. I don't know what's going on with me. I probably need to see a therapist.

[C]

Oh, is this about appearing in the Epstein files?

[D]

What? But I didn't do anything. I never met the man. I'm barely in those files. We had lunch once. I sailed to his island on a yacht. The whole thing is a nothing burger.

[C]

That's not what people seem to think, Mr. Secretary.

[D]

People? What people? What do they know? Zilch, that's what. I am on record discussing my severing of ties with Jeffrey Epstein, who I never met, in a televised interview.

[C]

Oh, really?

[D]

Yes, really, Mr. Weisenheimer. I said in that interview that back when he and I were neighbors.

[C]

You were neighbors with Jeffrey Epstein?

[D]

For about 10 years. But it was a coincidence.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I never met the man in my life. One time I went over there to borrow a cup of sugar or a stick of butter, and there was this massage table, and Jimmy, there were all these candles, and I said, oh, my.

[C]

Is that all you said?

[D]

What? No, I said, you have a permanent massage table in your house, your home? And he said, yes, and then leaned in and implied that these massages were actually prostitutionings. And I said, well, I never want to meet this man. And my wife and I had a conversation that I was never to go over there again. For the first time, I wasn't to even meet him. And I said, sweetheart, I can't imagine wanting to go over there next door and glean more information about the pleasures that this enigmatic man might be bestowing on friends and colleagues so liberally. No way.

[C]

So you never met him?

[D]

I only said that, like, a thousand times.

[C]

Yeah. You and your wife had a conversation and arrived at this agreement together?

[D]

Yes. She took the initiative, I will give her that credit, because she saw that he was a man that I shouldn't meet, and I agreed instantly that I shouldn't meet him. I've never met the man in my life. I only know him from the news.

[C]

And when was that?

[D]

2005. I remember very vividly because that Pussycat Doll song, Don't yout Wish your Girlfriend was Hot Like Me, was topping the charts. And I was obsessed with that song. Just those young shicks of sluts shaking it on camera. How dare they?

[C]

But according to the Epstein files that you were that were just released, you continue to have dealings with Epstein all the way up until 2018, long after he was a convicted sex offender.

[D]

He was. Oh, dear.

[C]

As you yourself said, you took your yacht to Epstein's island to visit with him, but you've never met him.

[D]

Yes, I told you. I took my yacht to his island to have lunch, but he wasn't home. There must have been a miscommunication. So I don't know where he was, so I didn't meet him. It was scheduled, like the file said, but it didn't happen, so I couldn't have met him or gotten a special massage from Bambi and Thumper. That would have been impossible.

[C]

What did you do?

[D]

I don't know. We looked at his island, and then we sailed back to our island. That's life in the islands, sailing around in yachts. And besides, I was there with my family, my children. What sort of terrible thing could have happened with children there?

[C]

One released document showed you two were even business partners.

[D]

Jimmy, please. Come on. Are you personally acquainted with everyone you're in business with?

[C]

Yes, of course.

[D]

What are you running a peanut stand? Look, I've never met this man, this Epstein or whatever. I didn't do anything. What man?

[C]

Are you really laying it on thick here?

[D]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm not laying on anything thick or thin, no layers of anything. I'm innocent.

[C]

High level politicians in the UK are getting fired over this scandal, and no one here is being held accountable.

[D]

Strange, I know. That really is so strange.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, like I said, I didn't do anything. I never met the man. But all these other perverts are just getting away with it. And you have no idea why.

[C]

Not really.

[D]

Not really.

[B]

Not really.

[C]

Do you have any advice for anyone who did commit crimes with Jeffrey Epstein?

[D]

I can't see why I would, but if you twisted my arm, I just say my over and over again until it blows over. There's no one's gonna do anything, and it will be like nothing ever happened. I mean, if I were to take a guess.

[C]

I see.

[D]

Oh, and say hello to Tiffany and Roxy for me.

[C]

Wait, what? Who are they?

[D]

I don't know. I've never met them. I've never done anything, ever. I've never met anyone. I just don't meet people, you know? Ask me. Name someone, anyone. I won't know them, I assure you.

[C]

I have to say, Mr. Secretary, your act has to be the worst of anyone's.

[D]

That's because it doesn't have to be good. That's the beauty of this whole thing.

[C]

You really disgust me, sir.

[D]

Why?

[C]

Okay, that's enough. We gotta go. Commerce Secretary Lutnick, everybody. Thank you, Commerce Secretary.

[D]

Toodaloo.

[C]

Toodaloo. Hey, why do you laugh like a maniac when you're standing behind Trump and someone brings up the Epstein files?

[D]

I don't know. I get nervous.

[C]

Okay?

[D]

I just do a nervous laugh.

[C]

It seems very creepy to a lot of people seems out of place.

[D]

Why would it be?

[C]

Hey, become a premium member. Go to jimmy door comedy.com sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business. All the voices performed today are by the one and only, the inimitable Mike McRae. He can be found at mikemcrae.com that's it for this week. You be the best you can be and I'll keep being me. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.

[D]

Don't freak out.

[C]

Don't freak out. Do not freak out. I'm not kidding. Do not. Do not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[B]

I'm not.

[D]

I'm not.

[C]

I'm not.

[D]

Freak out.

[C]

Don't freak out. Do not freak out.

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