Jimmy Kimmel Has BREAKDOWN On National Television After Trump Wins Election!

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Jimmy Dore Show Episode: "Jimmy Kimmel Has BREAKDOWN On National Television After Trump Wins Election!"
Release Date: November 11, 2024
Host: Jimmy Dore

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Introduction

In this episode of The Jimmy Dore Show, host Jimmy Dore delves into the aftermath of Donald Trump's election victory, highlighting notable reactions and dissecting the potential implications of a second Trump administration. The episode features dynamic interactions with guests portraying various political perspectives, including Roseanne Barr and a "Kamala Supporter," alongside commentary on media figures like Jimmy Kimmel and Tucker Carlson.

Jimmy Kimmel's Breakdown

Jimmy Dore opens the discussion by critiquing Jimmy Kimmel's emotional response on national television following Trump's election win.

• Jimmy Dore ([05:37]): "My favorite late-night show host, Jimmy Kimmel, he gave a meltdown. He started crying because he knows his housekeeper is illegal and he's afraid he's going to have to stay anyway."

Dore mocks Kimmel's reaction, suggesting inconsistency in Kimmel's stance on immigration and healthcare.

• Jimmy Dore ([06:10]): "What healthcare are you talking about? Most people went bankrupt when they got sick. What healthcare are you referencing?"

Discussion on the Second Trump Administration

The conversation shifts to speculating on the potential policies and actions of a second Trump term.

• Kamala Supporter ([01:33]): "The price of this administration on black and brown bodies will be astronomical. They'll be murdered and rounded up."

Dore challenges these extreme predictions, fostering a heated debate on racial and LGBTQIA+ issues under Trump's leadership.

• Jimmy Dore ([03:06]): "Kamala supporter, Kamala Law. She failed, and it's over."

Later, the Kamala Supporter counters, emphasizing collective failure rather than individual shortcomings.

• Kamala Supporter ([03:12]): "We failed her, and that hurts the most."

Media Criticism

The episode features sharp critiques of various media personalities and outlets, questioning their integrity and motivations.

• Jimmy Dore ([07:14]): "We're using neo-Nazis in Ukraine as a proxy war against Russia for our oil companies. That's all it is."

Dore accuses mainstream media of propaganda and manipulation, referencing figures like Roseanne Barr and Tucker Carlson to support his views.

January 6th Capitol Riot as FBI Setup

A controversial segment discusses the January 6th Capitol riot, suggesting it was orchestrated by the FBI.

• Jimmy Dore ([48:05]): "January 6th was not an insurrection. It was an FBI operation to usher in a police state."

Carlson adds to this narrative, alleging governmental manipulation.

• Tucker Carlson ([52:25]): "The most publicized crime since 9/11 was fake. January 6th was an FBI setup to usher in a police state."

Vaccine and Public Health Agency Criticism

The podcast critiques the safety and regulation of vaccines, portraying public health agencies as corrupt entities serving pharmaceutical interests.

• Jimmy Dore ([38:10]): "Vaccines are safe, but if they were truly safe, why would they pass a law shielding them from lawsuits?"

The discussion extends to RFK Jr.'s stance on vaccines and the alleged influence of Big Pharma on public health policies.

• Jimmy Dore ([31:09]): "President Trump wants to end the FDA's war on public health, including the suppression of psychedelics and stem cells."

Misogyny and Racism in the Democratic Party

A critical examination of misogyny and racism within the Democratic Party is presented, highlighting internal conflicts and voter disillusionment.

• Kamala Supporter ([41:34]): "Democrats need to be honest about misogyny and racism originating from multiple racial groups within their support base."

Dore echoes these sentiments, discussing the complexities of voter behavior and party dynamics.

• Jimmy Dore ([42:30]): "We need to have honest conversations about why certain candidates still have influence despite controversial backgrounds."

Climate Change Policies

The episode briefly touches on climate change, critiquing both Republican and Democratic approaches to environmental policies.

• Jimmy Dore ([22:16]): "Bernie Sanders said if Trump wins, the global struggle against climate change is over. I'm glad we don't have to worry about that anymore."

Conclusion

Jimmy Dore wraps up the episode by reiterating his skepticism towards mainstream media narratives and expressing cautious optimism about future political developments.

• Jimmy Dore ([43:55]): "If you can think it, they've got a plan for it. They've likely already planned it."

The episode concludes with a humorous note, encouraging listeners to support the show and maintain their perspective amid political turmoil.

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Notable Quotes:

• Jimmy Dore ([05:37]): "Jimmy Kimmel... he's having a meltdown because his housekeeper is illegal."

• Kamala Supporter ([01:33]): "They'll be murdered and rounded up."

• Jimmy Dore ([38:10]): "If vaccines were safe, why would they need liability shields?"

• Tucker Carlson ([52:25]): "January 6th was an FBI setup to usher in a police state."

• Kamala Supporter ([41:34]): "Democrats need to be honest about misogyny and racism originating from multiple racial groups within their support base."

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This summary reflects the discussions and viewpoints presented in the episode and aims to provide an objective overview without endorsing or disputing the opinions expressed by the speakers.

Transcript

[Jimmy Dore]

Everybody come see us on tour. We'll be in Columbus, Dayton, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Lexington, Kentucky, Burbank, California and Honolulu. Go to Jimmy Dord.com for a link for tickets. Hello, this is Jimmy. Who's this? Oh, are we ready?

[Kamala Supporter]

Hello, this is Kamala supporter.

[Jimmy Dore]

Oh, hi, Kabbalah supporter. How you doing? Can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you. Can you hear me?

[Kamala Supporter]

This is Kia. I can hear you. This is Kamala's border.

[Jimmy Dore]

How are you doing?

[Kamala Supporter]

How do you think I'm doing, you fucking piece of shit? I want to die. I just want to lie down and die. But I have to go on living for Kamala. She would want us to go on because she loves us so much, Jimmy. We are like her children. That's why she didn't have any of her own, so she could be a mother to the nation. And she doesn't want to see her children die. But I want to die so bad. So much.

[Jimmy Dore]

So you're taking it well, I guess then, huh? Are you?

[Kamala Supporter]

No, I'm not. Actually, Jimmy, this is the worst thing that's ever happened in the world in all of history. We are living through a literal hell on earth right now, and he isn't even sworn in yet.

[Jimmy Dore]

What do you think of a second Trump administration will look like?

[Kamala Supporter]

Well, first of all, the price of this administration and black and brown bodies will be astronomical. Not to mention the danger posed to LGBTQIA plus and gender nonconforming folks, but especially to brought black and brown bodies, which I find oddly arousing to say out loud.

[Jimmy Dore]

What do you think is going to happen to them?

[Kamala Supporter]

They'll be murdered. They'll be rounded up and murdered.

[Jimmy Dore]

Oh, come on. That's not going to happen.

[Kamala Supporter]

Oh, my God. Wake the fuck up, dude. Hello. Trump is literally Hitler. I don't know how many times I have to scream that in a crazy person voice before everybody believes me. People voted for Trump because they want to kill these helpless minorities and. And they want to kill black and brown bodies. No other reason, really.

[Jimmy Dore]

Maybe the fact that Kamala was essentially anointed by Joe Biden. She was anointed as Joe Biden's successor with absolutely no democratic process. Do you think that might have turned some people to Trump?

[Kamala Supporter]

No, because that makes it, like, sacred. A magical thing happened. Kamala just became the nominee right before our eyes. And you think that made people not like her? You're fucking crazy. That was amazing. I craved for days, you idiot.

[Jimmy Dore]

Well, I don't know what to tell you. Kamala supporter, Kamala Law. She Failed and it's over.

[Kamala Supporter]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't you dare say that she did not fail, because the truth is even more painful. We failed her. And that's what hurts the most. I can't stand the pain. It eats me up every moment of the day. She was a beautiful queen and we failed her. Just like we failed Hillary.

[Jimmy Dore]

Oh, brother.

[Kamala Supporter]

Oh, miss me with that male centric bullshit. Oh, sister. Either way, I'm inconsolable.

[Jimmy Dore]

Well, I gotta get going, Kamala supporter. But if it's any consolation, you did not fail. Actually, you didn't fail.

[Kamala Supporter]

Really? You really mean that?

[Jimmy Dore]

Yes, I do. She failed spectacularly on her own without anyone's help. Goodbye, Kamala supporter. Oh, my God.

[Kamala Supporter]

Fuck you and everyone in that room right now and everyone on the planet except for me and my sugar glider who is sick right now.

[Jimmy Dore]

Goodbye, Kabul A supporter. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Kamala Supporter]

Establishment media sucks. August lighting.

[Jimmy Dore]

So good luck. Bullshit we can't afford by fomenting this watch and see as his jack golf the medium speeds and jumps the medium and hits them head on. It's the chimney. So my favorite late night show host, Jimmy Kimmel, he gave a. Let's listen, shall we? He's going to have a little bit of a meltdown. Here we go. Let's be honest. It was a terrible night last night. It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who make this country go for healthcare for our clients. Well, you know why he started crying? Because he knows his housekeeper is illegal and he's afraid he's gonna have to stay anyway. Who? You know, this is the same guy. He's crying right now, but he did not cry when he wanted to deny hospital beds to people that were sick. Remember that?

[Roseanne Barr]

That's right.

[Jimmy Dore]

It was a good night, though, for actors learning how to fake cry. Anyway, here we go.

[Roseanne Barr]

Plus, you know, he's on Epstein's list.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's of course.

[Roseanne Barr]

And Daddy.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah, That's a guest. Very good. Yes. So here we go. Here we go. Let's be honest. It was a terrible night last night. It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hardworking immigrants who make this country go for healthcare, for our climate. What fucking healthcare is he talking about? Most people. I went bankrupt when I got sick. What healthcare are you fucking. Anyway, here we go. For science.

[Kamala Supporter]

For journalism.

[Jimmy Dore]

For science. He said for science. You know, the science about bad and MRNA vaccines and transmission and contraction and natural immunity is fake. Oh, that kind of fucking science. The bullshit science that you preached on your show every night. That's not called science. That's called big pharma propaganda, you dumb fuck. It's not science. Okay, here we go. For justice, for free speech. It was a terrible night for poor people, for the middle class, for. First of all, every night's a bad night for poor people. Yeah, like, if Kamala would have won. Poor people like, yay. He's just upset that Scott Baio has more influence than he does. Okay, here we go. Seniors who rely on Social Security for our allies in Ukraine. Oh.

[Kamala Supporter]

My God.

[Jimmy Dore]

Our allies in UK again. That's another. Everything he's saying. It's. We're in opposite day. Right. They're not our allies in Ukraine. They're neo Nazis in Ukraine.

[Roseanne Barr]

Oh, shit.

[Jimmy Dore]

And we're using them as a proxy war against fucking Russia for our oil companies. That's all it is. That's all it is. You see, they passed a million dead today in the Ukraine. It's horrible. Terrible. Yeah. And that was a war that was provoked by NATO and the United States that, by the way, Putin didn't want. He had a peace agreement before it started. He had a peace agreement immediately after it started, and NATO was the ones who stopped that. And they're using. They don't give a fuck. Do you think Biden and NATO and the Neocons care about the people of Ukraine? They don't give a fuck about them because that's why they're using them as cannon fodder, because they think it could weaken Russia, and then they can break up Russia and Balkanize it and sell it off to blackrock the same way they're doing the Ukraine right now.

[Roseanne Barr]

Well, plus there's all those bio labs owned by the Biden family and the. That's right, family and Pelosi's family and all that in the Ukraine, where they do a lot of child trafficking down there, too.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's another. I knew we'd get to the Pedo stuff. Here we are. It's. It's real.

[Roseanne Barr]

You were wishing I didn't get to.

[Kamala Supporter]

Yeah. I mean, you study Vietnam, Why we go into Vietnam? They told you it was communism. It was really about the golden triangle of heroin. They wanted to go in there and take the heroin. Same thing with Afghanistan. And now this is all about stealing the Ukraine because all this food comes out of the Ukraine. Now. You control the food.

[Jimmy Dore]

They sold off half the farmland in Ukraine to Blackrock and State street already.

[Kamala Supporter]

Now, Bill Gates and BlackRock, half of.

[Roseanne Barr]

America's farmland was sold off to China. Did you know that?

[Jimmy Dore]

And the other half to build fucking gates. Yeah, Yeah, I know. This is the world we're living. The democracy is not on the ballot, ladies and gentlemen. Oligarchy and corporatism is on the ballot. And warmongering. That's all that's ever been on the ballot in my entire goddamn lifetime.

[Roseanne Barr]

No shit.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah, okay. It's tough to. Let's get back to Jimmy Kimmel. Crying like a bitch. The truth. The truth. And democracy and decency. And it was a. It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him, too. You just don't realize it yet. I don't want to say that. This is embarrassing, but even prisoners who wanted taxpayer transgender surgeries are saying, pull it together, dude. Anyway, it's actually a terrible. He's crying because it's a terrible night for everybody on Epstein's flight list and Diddy's freak parties.

[Kamala Supporter]

Oh, shit.

[Jimmy Dore]

And he said it's a bad night for women. You mean women on the View. What do you mean? I don't even. What even is a woman?

[Kamala Supporter]

100%.

[Jimmy Dore]

Who knows? I don't know. It's a mystery.

[Kamala Supporter]

The people who define. Who can't define what a woman are.

[Roseanne Barr]

Is.

[Kamala Supporter]

Want to regulate misinformation. That's what I know about that.

[Jimmy Dore]

Oh, I know what a woman is. You know, And I. You know. Are they in the room?

[Kamala Supporter]

Are they.

[Jimmy Dore]

They're in the room. A woman has double X chromosomes, and I remember that because of pasties, you know, and they have a vagina, but don't. I don't include boobs because there are plenty of dudes with a bigger rack than mine. I'm looking at you, Chris Christie. You know what he said?

[Roseanne Barr]

I know what a woman is. Can I tell my joke?

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah.

[Roseanne Barr]

A woman is me. A woman is somebody whose tits hang down to her knees and who has a prolapsed uterus from giving birth to five ungrateful little bastards that had to work for nothing in their whole fucking lives.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's a woman.

[Kamala Supporter]

Roseanne Barr for president.

[Jimmy Dore]

So when Jimmy Kimmel says it was a bad night for children, does he mean the ones in Hillary's basement? Come on. Am I right? Come on or what? Is he talking about one of those batshit mothers bringing their kids to a drag show? I don't know. Anyway, when he says hardworking immigrants, he actually believes that the immigrants being brought here are being brought here in good faith. Like they're not being brought here so that corporations could exploit them and pay them some livable wages. Another cut the weight. Like he doesn't understand that that's actually what's happened.

[Roseanne Barr]

That's right.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah. They're not, they're, they're. We're not the. Anyway, mother.

[Kamala Supporter]

And you see that I don't. Are you going to talk about this? The mayor of New York.

[Jimmy Dore]

Oh, yeah. I'm just thinking that. Go ahead.

[Kamala Supporter]

He just said, oh, we're stopping. Paying for their food, paying for their, their house, the whole thing.

[Jimmy Dore]

Very nice.

[Kamala Supporter]

That's going to cause absolute chaos in New York. It happens right after Don. Donald Trump wins the. Donny, you know, wins the election. Then bang, they're like, okay, we're turning off the faucet to these people.

[Roseanne Barr]

Well, they brought him here to cause chaos.

[Kamala Supporter]

Yeah, Rose, you're right.

[Jimmy Dore]

Chaos always favors the establishment. Don't forget that. They want us to be in a in a situ situation where we're experiencing chaos. So then we beg the establishment for archaic authoritarian rules that will give us some normalcy and we'll give up some of our rights.

[Roseanne Barr]

That's right.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's exactly what's happening. And I think we all agree on this.

[Kamala Supporter]

Pressure from above. Pressure from below. That's what that's called.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yes.

[Kamala Supporter]

When the politicians, you feel like they don't care and on a street level, you feel you can't leave your house. You just want to beg big governments.

[Jimmy Dore]

God, we still live in California where we get that. Yeah. Thank God we live in California where you can come out of the closet, but you can't because you live in a tent. All right, here we go. He said it was a. He said it was.

[Roseanne Barr]

Well, don't forget, you've got to say that those children are being sex trafficked, too. To mostly politicians and Democrat donors.

[Jimmy Dore]

Okay, I'm not going to doubt it. I'm not going to doubt it.

[Roseanne Barr]

I call them baby blood drink and Democrat donors.

[Jimmy Dore]

If you can think it, they've got a plan to do it. I've said that for a long time. If, if you can think it, they've already probably planned it or done it. Yeah, yeah. So when he said that, it was a bad night for journalism. What a motherfucker. I can't get. They just. What they just did to Julian Assange. Right. The administration he was voting for and pulling for. They just tortured Julian Assange and made him plea to a felony so he could get out of prison. And his felony. What did he do? He committed an act of journalism and Revealed war crimes of the fucking war machine. That's journalism. No, he's upset that Donald Trump was rude to Jim Acosta, who's a fucking piece of shit. That's what he's upset about.

[Kamala Supporter]

Right?

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah.

[Kamala Supporter]

I think the four people who still work at BuzzFeed are probably devastated right now.

[Jimmy Dore]

Why was it a bad night for journalism? Because everything they've said for the last 12 years has been wrong. You mean that? Okay.

[Roseanne Barr]

Oh, shit.

[Jimmy Dore]

He said it was a bad night for seniors, but I gotta tell you, I saw Joe Biden, and he looked pretty stoked. After this election.

[Kamala Supporter]

Joe Biden might turn out to be the greatest actor we've ever seen. Right?

[Roseanne Barr]

I think so.

[Kamala Supporter]

He's like, oh, hey, I'm good. I'm good.

[Roseanne Barr]

I think he won it for Trump.

[Jimmy Dore]

I think so. When he did the garbage comment, I think that certainly helped. Yeah. I think he did it on purpose.

[Roseanne Barr]

I do, too. Cause he hates.

[Jimmy Dore]

He fucking hates Kamala Harris. Everybody knows he hates her. He didn't want her in the first place. He gave her an office near the furnace in the White House.

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Dore]

And you know who was really a bad night for? Jimmy Kimmel. It was a bad night for people who still wear masks. That was. It was a bad night for. It was a bad night for DEI consultants. It was a bad night for them. It was a bad night for independent young feminists whose dads still pay their rent.

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Dore]

It was a bad night for suckers who donated to Kamala, and it was a bad night for gender clowns. That's. It was a bad night for.

[Roseanne Barr]

It's a bad night for Hamas, too.

[Jimmy Dore]

Okay. Hamas came out, and we're going to talk about this later. But Hamas came out immediately. And what did. You know what they did? They said, hey, we want peace. We want to end this shit.

[Roseanne Barr]

I know.

[Jimmy Dore]

And so they know. So that's why I was more leaning towards Trump than Kamala, because I had a feeling that Trump would figure out a way to bring peace.

[Roseanne Barr]

Of course.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah. So that's. So we agree on that.

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Dore]

Okay. All right. So we can disagree on something.

[Roseanne Barr]

Plus, he actually wants to solve the motherfucking problem.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's what I'm talking about. Now here is the.

[Roseanne Barr]

I mean, in our country.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah.

[Roseanne Barr]

Wants to, like, actually help those people that are dying in the streets.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah. Because apparently there's a homeless industrial complex.

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah.

[Kamala Supporter]

Oh, it's. Billions and billions of dollars are spent.

[Jimmy Dore]

In this state alone. Yeah. To not solve the problem. Keep them on the streets. That's right.

[Kamala Supporter]

Anytime you have an administration that's there to solve a problem. They're not going to solve the problem because then they don't have a job anymore.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's right.

[Kamala Supporter]

You know who's killing it right now? Big tent, military industrial complex. The people who make tents, they're crushing it. I don't even know. They got tents with floors now. People have penthouses now.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah, that would be like. If I wanted to solve. If I wanted to make corporate media better. I don't want to fucking. That. Why would. There's my incentive to do that. I want to let them fucking wither on the vine so I get all the. All right. They tried to scare the shit out of us, right? They came up, they said stuff. Isn't it weird how much they tried to try to make it seem like, well, here. Here's a grifter for the climate change. Josh Fox. Says he gets all this money from the Rockefeller foundation and then he pretends he's an environmentalist. Anyway, he says everyone is right now scheduling meetings and making hair appointments and guitar lessons and shit for next week, as if it's all going to be completely normal, when, in fact it could be utter fucking apocalypse for the world. Please make Wednesday normal and vote Harris. What does he mean by normal? Does he mean. I guess he means more ditty parties. Is that by normal? I think that's.

[Kamala Supporter]

What, Drag queen story hours.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yes. I was wondering if you thought that was billionaire normal or transgender normal. So. And by the way, you know, you talk about the trans. The Drag Queen hour for. You know, I don't. I like. Because when I was a kid, we would go on vacations and we'd go to D.C. washington, D.C. and we'd go to the presidential library and J. Edgar Hoover would read to us in a sundress and another Wednesday, normal. It's the Wednesday, by the way. Here is. Do you remember this?

[Roseanne Barr]

Oh, God.

[Jimmy Dore]

Remember this? Listen to this. Listen. He must have moved out by now.

[Kamala Supporter]

Nothing redeemable in him.

[Jimmy Dore]

And we have to. And whoever the people are who want.

[Kamala Supporter]

To vote for him, and they look.

[Jimmy Dore]

Like intelligent peoples around there. So for some reason. It can't be. It cannot be.

[Kamala Supporter]

If he is, he wins the election.

[Jimmy Dore]

You won't be on the show anymore. He'll come looking for me. Well, apparently Bill Maher still hosted a show on Friday. I don't know if you noticed that.

[Kamala Supporter]

Not only that. I mean, this is such an expression of narcissism. He's coming from me.

[Jimmy Dore]

He's gonna come from me. Yeah, he's Gonna round me up, he's gonna come talk about you. He's gonna come for an 80 year old actor whose best days are behind him. That's what Trump's first on his list. It's also really scary when people have extraordinary talents in one area and got not much else. And his whole life he wouldn't do interviews because he knew what a moron he sounded like in an interview. But lately, I don't know what it is, dementia, whatever, he can't stop fucking talking. He goes out in the streets of Manhattan, has fights with MAGA supporters and so. But what? So none of that. So now he's gonna get locked up and Bill Maher's not gonna be able to host his show on HBO anymore. Now he might not be able to if this show becomes popular enough and knocks him off this fucking perch.

[Kamala Supporter]

Let's go.

[Jimmy Dore]

We're hoping.

[Kamala Supporter]

Let's go. You know, Jimmy, I don't want to go too. I want to scare you. But once again, Roseanne's kind of right. I mean you can find a ton of articles about this guy getting it busted in underage child sex trafficking all the time. There's a. Yeah, there's a lot about him. Maybe they will come get him.

[Jimmy Dore]

I was wrong. Yes. So I may. That's the whole thing. That's what Kurt Metzger always says. He's like, oh yeah, he's on the Diddy list and the Epstein list and that's why he's so shitty. You go, why would he be coming out like this? And Kurt goes, cuz he's on the list, buddy. He's on the list.

[Kamala Supporter]

I mean all these people who were talking at Kamala Harris conventions, all Diddy list, you could just tell they were all miserable talking because they knew she was going to lose. They didn't want to be there. But I don't know if they get to call Roseanne. They're like, hey, go over there now. Or you know, we got some photos or I don't know how long.

[Roseanne Barr]

It's like Europe, bitch.

[Kamala Supporter]

Oh really?

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Dore]

You know what I say to Robert De Niro? Lock him up, lock him up, lock him up. That's what I say.

[Kamala Supporter]

Yeah, I mean, dude, when you're that rich for that long, you just have these fucking fantasies, dude. Oh, they're coming after me. Shadow in the Cave, it's coming. And that's just where he is right now. He's been rich for so long, since the 70s. He just has weird fancies where he tweaks his nipples.

[Jimmy Dore]

Well, here's. Here's Bernie Sanders. Here's. Remember what Bernie Sanders. This is what he said before the election. Let's listen what he said was going to happen. If you believe that climate change is real and an existential threat to our country and the world, you got to vote for Kamala because Trump thinks it is a hoax. And by the way, this is an issue that has not been talked enough about in this campaign. If Trump wins the struggle, the global struggle against climate change is over. Well, I'm glad we don't have to worry about that anymore.

[Kamala Supporter]

Hi, Felicia.

[Jimmy Dore]

I used to think climate change was real, but now I don't have to worry about it anyway.

[Kamala Supporter]

Well, you know, you got to look at it like Obama's pushing climate change as he buys beachfront property. It's like, you're not going to buy property that you know is going to be underwater if you know it's not going to be underwater.

[Roseanne Barr]

Well, unless you need to get rid of your chef or something.

[Jimmy Dore]

Why do you. Why do you think it's weird that a chef was found naked, drowned in three feet of water? What's the problem with that?

[Roseanne Barr]

I think he. Well, I have my opinions, but I don't want to shock any.

[Jimmy Dore]

Please, shock me. Shock me.

[Roseanne Barr]

He went in the bathroom and seen Michelle's dead. Of course. Of course.

[Kamala Supporter]

I bet you it's huge.

[Roseanne Barr]

Well, I saw. Did you see that one thing? Oh, I won't say.

[Jimmy Dore]

Go ahead, say it.

[Roseanne Barr]

No, but did you see that one video? Because, you know, I'm on the Internet.

[Jimmy Dore]

Where she's dancing on Ellen Hours and.

[Roseanne Barr]

When a wiener was on Ellen. Yeah, I saw that. But no, I'm talking about when Obama was on the plane with all those women reporters. Did y'all see that when he showed his erection to him? No, it's on there. Look it up. Oh, he had his pants on, but he turned around and lift up his leg and put it on the chair and just stand here like, yeah, bitches, get a load of this. And as all these white women reporters, and they're like.

[Jimmy Dore]

Oh, looky.

[Roseanne Barr]

And he kept on standing there and I mean, it was a big old one, but. And it was down his pants. It's on the Internet, y'all. Look it up.

[Jimmy Dore]

I did not see this.

[Roseanne Barr]

He was on the Air Force One.

[Jimmy Dore]

I did not. Well, talk about your Air Force One. Am I right?

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah, it was like. And he was doing it on purpose.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's a heat seeking missile. Am I right? Come on. So here is Charlemagne the God. And.

[Roseanne Barr]

Oh, my God. I can't.

[Jimmy Dore]

If you want to get something done, Roseanne, you go straight to Charlemagne, the God. You don't get stuck dicking around with Charlemagne, the regional manager. Here he is making an interesting observation about how opposition theater works. Right? So let's watch. Here we go. We'll say this. I'm glad everybody's having a sense of optimism, because the reality is we have no choice, because. So he's talking about how now after Trump is won, everybody's trying to be optimistic. They're giving speeches saying, don't worry about it. The world isn't over. Things are. We got to go on. We need to keep fighting. It's going to be okay. Even Joe Biden, they're all saying, it's going to be okay. And he was like, wait, what the. That doesn't sound like what you were saying before. Here it is. Here it is. We'll say this. I'm glad everybody's having a sense we have no choice because we're here now. Donald J. Trump is going to be the 47th president of the United States of America, like it or not. And we all hope for the best for this country. That's all we can do. But don't y'all find it strange that now that he's won, they not calling him a third the democracy? They're not calling him a fascist. I mean, damn, on Monday, they're not calling them anything. They can't on Monday, they was just calling them that. I would think that, you know, if you really believe that, then somebody's speech would be about how America effed up and how things are about to be really bad. He's the most powerful man in the world now. It just makes you wonder how much of it did they really believe or how much of it was just politics? Now it makes you wonder how much of it they really believe that how much of it was just propaganda? It was all propaganda. That's why we already lived through four years of Trump and we know what he did then. He didn't do any of that shit. He didn't plock up his political opponents. They did that. He didn't do any of that. Go ahead.

[Kamala Supporter]

Well, you know, I mean, watching this video, I'm already ready to vote for a black woman. His co host is talking and putting on makeup at the same time, which is more than Kamala Harris could do. He would be a better candidate.

[Jimmy Dore]

So, I mean, remember when Kamala Harris was interviewed by Stephen Colbert and Stephen Colbert asked her.

[Roseanne Barr]

He's on the list, too. Both of them.

[Jimmy Dore]

He's definitely on the list, friend for sure. And he asked Kamala Harris, hey, wait a minute. You called Joe Biden a racist during the debates. How could you possibly run as his vice president? And she just kept saying it was a debate. Ha ha ha ha. Meaning I was lying. That's what she said. I was lying. We always lie to get elected. And that's what Charlamagne looks like. Look, that's the sad face. Like, oh, dear. Always lying. I didn't fucking know.

[Kamala Supporter]

Because he was one of those, right?

[Jimmy Dore]

He repeated their lies. He's bull. Joe Biden came on his show and said, if you don't vote for me, you ain't black. The guy who passed the crime bill, which is why black and brown people are locked up at higher rates than their population, and he fucking let him get away with it. Donald Trump does the first step act, which actually allows black and brown people out of fucking jail, and then he lets them come back four years later and say the same goddamn shit. That's what's fucking crazy about Charlamagne the God. He's Charlamagne the gullible.

[Roseanne Barr]

Did you see when Larry elder went on there?

[Jimmy Dore]

Larry elder's a white supremacist. You know that.

[Roseanne Barr]

Did you see when Larry elder went out there and said, that was negro, wake up?

[Jimmy Dore]

I did see that. Larry elders spanked him hard.

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah, he did. That was awesome.

[Jimmy Dore]

It was pretty awesome. Yeah. And he didn't have a comeback for it. Yeah, I did see that. Anyway, I wanted to show you that. So it's like after the election, Charlamagne's like, they're all lying about that. Really? They're not going to put us in camps? No, they're not going to put you in camps. What they're going to do is try to end the wars and have a decent economy and seal the border so we can have a fucking country. And that's all they're going to do, really. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week, and it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to jimmy door comedy.com, clicking on join premium. It's the most affordable premium program in the business, and it's a great way to help put your thumb back in the eye of the bastards. Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member. And if you haven't, you're missing out. We give you lots of Bonus content. Thanks for your support. So here's what they're really afraid of. They're really afraid of RFK getting control of some of the government, especially that has to do with our health. And here he is talking to Tucker about what he's supposed to do in the Trump administration. Let's listen to it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Fuck is that picture of? Is that Tucker in a tennis sweater over his head? What is that? No, they're at Mar a Lago and it's Trump that looks like Trump that are in Mar a Lago. I think that's Trump. Okay, okay.

[Kamala Supporter]

Oh, it's Trump.

[Jimmy Dore]

And that is the best Trump he's got.

[Kamala Supporter]

80S Trump was fired.

[Jimmy Dore]

80S Trump. Yeah, here we go.

[Tucker Carlson]

When you say, if I'm given this job, can you be. For people who aren't following this, can you be more specific about what job you're talking about?

[Jimmy Dore]

President Trump has asked me to. He's asked me to do three things. He's asked me in terms of the public health agencies. He's asked me, number one, to get rid of the corruption, rid of the conflicts, the agency capture phenomena that has.

[Tucker Carlson]

Turned these, these public health agencies away from public health.

[Jimmy Dore]

And their principal objective now is to advance the mercantile interests of the pharmaceutical companies. And he wants to get rid of, number one, get rid of the corruption. Number two, return these agencies to the gold standard. Scientific research and evidence based research, empirically based science that they, when you and.

[Tucker Carlson]

I were kids, they were famous for around the world. They've lost that reputation now because they've been captured by industry.

[Jimmy Dore]

And then, number three, to end the chronic disease epidemic.

[Tucker Carlson]

And President Trump has told me he.

[Jimmy Dore]

Wants to see concrete, measurable results within two years. And I promised him that I could do that. Now, whether that means as an HHS secretary or whether it means as a.

[Tucker Carlson]

Health czar within the White House, we.

[Jimmy Dore]

Haven'T figured out yet. But one way or another, we are going to end the chronic disease. Yes, that's what I say. You will be the health czar and he will get that fucking job done. I guarantee it.

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah, I think so, too.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah, I'm hoping. Why would anybody have a problem? Why would you have a problem with that? Right? What is wrong with people? I'm just hoping this means that we no longer have to ask our doctor about medication. If, you know, I mean, shouldn't that be their fucking job to figure that? Ask your doctor if it's right for you. You. What should my doctor know if this is right for me? Why am I Asking my doctor, it's all it talks. Like I say like 3 out of 4 people suffer from diabetes and they don't know it. Well, if you know it, why don't you fucking tell them? So here's what he says. The FDA's war on public health is about to end. This includes its aggressive suppression of psychedelics, peptides, stem cells, raw milk, hyperbaric therapies, chelating compounds, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamins, clean foods, sunshine, exercise, Nutri, and anything else that advances human health and can't be patented by big Pharma. If you work for the FDA and are part of this corrupt system, I have two messages for you. One, preserve your records and two, pack your fucking bag.

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah, awesome. That's just truth, right?

[Jimmy Dore]

He knows how to do this too. He's an expert. He's done this. Yeah. No, not just this.

[Kamala Supporter]

He's an expert.

[Jimmy Dore]

Taken on the regulatory agencies before and won.

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah, won.

[Kamala Supporter]

Destroyed.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah, this will happen. This is the reason why the Hudson River's cleaned up.

[Kamala Supporter]

Correct.

[Jimmy Dore]

That was a shit show. And now it's one of the cleanest bodies of water in the country. It's him. It's him.

[Kamala Supporter]

This is the first time I've ever known, had a friend who is a personal friend of a presidential candidate. And this person has no reason to lie to me. And they're like, he's the nicest guy. He's.

[Jimmy Dore]

I've been working dude, I've been working.

[Kamala Supporter]

With him and like he's the guy you see talking is the. That's the real guy. Yeah.

[Roseanne Barr]

100 I interviewed him and I was like in entranced with him because you know, I didn't know what to expect. But man, he was on it. I tried to throw him with like, yeah, Project Monarch. And he knew every, all the conspiracy shit. He knew all of it.

[Jimmy Dore]

Did you send him nudes afterwards?

[Roseanne Barr]

Huh?

[Jimmy Dore]

Cuz that's what female interviewers.

[Roseanne Barr]

Oh that one lady, yeah. But I told my son, I go, I almost had a sex urge. I did. That's it.

[Kamala Supporter]

Roseanne Horny again.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's called Make Roseanne Horny again. I think that's what that is.

[Roseanne Barr]

It'll never happen. But it threatened. It threatened there like a little tick, tick, tick.

[Jimmy Dore]

But by the way, back to this story, this guy is an assemblyman in New Jersey, right? And he said this happened, this happened, this is real. He says, sources tell me top five CEOs of pharmaceutical companies are holding an emergency teleconference at 1pm A lawyer has confirmed that everyone is in a state of panic. And that was the day after the election. And you know what? They were all on Xanax. I. Yeah, I think they have. Actually. I think they have a pill for that.

[Roseanne Barr]

Isn't it great to think that they're.

[Jimmy Dore]

They're scared? Yes, yes, it is great. It is a great feeling. Well, you know, just today, Kansas came out and they're suing Pfizer. Well, yeah, that Kansas is suing Pfizer. Yeah.

[Roseanne Barr]

So let's say we pad enough of their shit.

[Jimmy Dore]

And by the way, the misogynist tapped a woman, amazingly, for chief of staff. Yeah, well. So you're telling me Trump is hiring a female to be. So all his supporters must be pissed. No, because they're misogynists. Right? That's what a misogynist he is. He wants to be the first one to fire a head chief of staff as a female. That has to be what that is. By the way, he also hired the first female head of the CIA, who used to be a torturer, but you got to break some eggs to make an omelette. And. No, she. She. She shattered that glass ceiling, and then she picked up one of those shards of glass and started torturing someone. All I'm saying is he's. He's pro women. That's all I'm saying. I hope I like that he's bringing.

[Kamala Supporter]

People from the outside. We need more or that RFK Jr. Because, you know, you're like, I'm gonna get rid of the swamp people. But if you're in a swamp, you're only surrounded by swamp people, and you take out one swamp person, another swamp person just pokes her head up. So it's very interesting. There's this thing I would love if everyone. I'm not gonna talk long, but it's called the sparse pandemic simulation, and you guys should study that because it's basically role playing, a lot of stuff. And one thing it talks about is everyone gets so crazy, they throw somebody under the bus, which they allude to is Fauci. But then what's going to happen, they say, is that the pharmaceutical companies are going to start a giant fund, and everyone's going to sue them, they're going to drain the fund, and then according to this simulation, the US Government fills the fund up again. So watch for that, because, you know, this thing's gotten everything right so far, so it's something to check out.

[Jimmy Dore]

What simulation?

[Kamala Supporter]

It's called the Spars pandemic simulation.

[Jimmy Dore]

Okay, we will thank you very much for pointing that out. Fucking maniac who's making shit up. All right, here we go. Hey, look, look for the julep configuration. Everybody look that up. Just fucking look it up. And no, anyway, here, Trump's. One of Trump's transition team managers went on CNN to talk about Bobby Kennedy's role. And here's what happened. Tracian is RFK Jr. He said that Trump has promised him control of the public health agencies, hhs, which would be also, you know, cdc, fda, usda, all of these agencies. Is that true? Has Trump promised him basically the HHS job?

[Kamala Supporter]

So I spent two and a half.

[Jimmy Dore]

Hours this week with Bobby Kennedy Jr.

[Kamala Supporter]

And it was the most extraordinary thing because, let's face it, we've all heard.

[Jimmy Dore]

On the news all sorts of sort.

[Kamala Supporter]

Of snarky comments about him. And I said, so tell me, how's it going to go?

[Jimmy Dore]

And he said, why don't you just.

[Kamala Supporter]

Listen to me explain things? And what he explained was, when he was born, we had three vaccines and autism was one in 10,000. Now a baby is born with 76.

[Jimmy Dore]

Vaccines because in 1986, they waived product liability for vaccines.

[Kamala Supporter]

And here's the best one.

[Jimmy Dore]

They started paying the people at the nih, right? They pay them a piece of the.

[Kamala Supporter]

Money for the vaccine companies. Wait a minute, let me finish. And so all of these vaccines came out without product liability. So what happened? Now autism is 1 in 34.

[Jimmy Dore]

Okay, neither of us are doctors. Vaccines are safe. RFK, I mean, he. Okay, neither of us are doctors, but I can say vaccines are safe because I'm a newly hired anchor on cnn. What the. Neither of us are doctors. But guess what? I'm going to pretend like I am and just say that and go ahead. Dr. Drew, you're a doctor, are you? I am. And unfortunately, like Dr. Dre. Doctor. You're like a real doctor. Go fuck yourself.

[Kamala Supporter]

Is it Trey? So is it Trey?

[Jimmy Dore]

So they.

[Kamala Supporter]

They. He's not representing the real core issue.

[Jimmy Dore]

Way RFK says it, and he's.

[Kamala Supporter]

I think it's exactly correct, which is he just thinks vaccines should go through the same process of review as any other medication.

[Jimmy Dore]

They don't have placebo, double blind studies, nothing. Right. The standards are totally different than for all the other things I'm allowed to advise you to put in your body.

[Kamala Supporter]

There's nothing.

[Jimmy Dore]

Right. Completely different standard. Yes. Just bring the. Bring it up for vaccines. Let's bring it up to the standard. So they don't do that because they say it would be unethical to do that correct. Unethical was the old thing.

[Kamala Supporter]

Then I used to hear, well, vaccines are loose, lost leaders.

[Jimmy Dore]

They would never be able to make vaccines. It'd be too expensive. And they would. Don't make any profit on them.

[Kamala Supporter]

Anyway, this is what I was.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah. So what I say, I remember when I'm like, well, if I get myocarditis, I'm going to sue. And they go, you can't sue because they passed a law saying if you get injured by a vaccine, you can't sue. And I'm like, well, why would they pass a law like that? And they said, because it's safe. Well, why would they need liability shield from lawsuits? If they were all fucking safe, they wouldn't have to worry about lawsuits.

[Kamala Supporter]

Why would they be so worried about lawsuits or unforeseen consequences if they'd studied it properly.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's right. And they haven't is what you're. No, they haven't. No. Okay.

[Roseanne Barr]

That's like them saying we. We should make the law to make it illegal to have voter registration.

[Jimmy Dore]

What are you racist? Just because they have them in India and every Latin American country in Africa. Everywhere else in the world, in fact, except here, that doesn't mean you're not racist. Right? Come on.

[Roseanne Barr]

I hate everybody.

[Jimmy Dore]

So here is Morning Joe Ball and this guy who's got Ozempic face and yeah, bobblehead woof boy. And listen. Listen to how goddamn racist they are at MSNBC after the minorities don't vote the way they want them to. Listen to this. Here we go.

[Kamala Supporter]

I just say really quickly, too. Democrats need to be mature and they need to be honest. And they need to say, yes, there is. There's misogyny, but it's not just misogyny from white men, it's misogyny from Hispanic men.

[Jimmy Dore]

Right.

[Kamala Supporter]

It's misogyny from black men. Things we've all been talking about who do not want a woman leading them might be race issues with Hispanics. They don't want a black woman as president. You know, the Democratic Party, I've always found when you're sitting around talking, they love to just sort of Balkanize everybody.

[Jimmy Dore]

Into these separate groups, like I'm doing right now.

[Kamala Supporter]

Oh, white people don't like women and black people. No, it is time for the Democrats to say, okay, and you and I.

[Jimmy Dore]

Have talked about this before.

[Kamala Supporter]

A lot of Hispanic voters have problems with black candidates right along with other Hispanics and don't like each other.

[Jimmy Dore]

And some of the most misogynist things I've heard going on There's get out the Vote tour came from black men. I mean, misogynist things. So you're absolutely right. It's not simplistic. And we've got to have real, honest conversations about it.

[Kamala Supporter]

Real, honest conversations.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah, we got to have honest conversations about why this guy's still on the fucking air. I think that's what our conversation is about. And I don't. I'm conf. You know, I'm confused watching this interview about Al Sharpton. I mean, I don't know if I'm being misogynistic towards him cause he looks like an elderly black woman or if I'm being racist cause he's black. I'm not sure exactly what.

[Kamala Supporter]

How about that? He's a fed. How about that came out he was an FBI informant. Like, nobody cares.

[Jimmy Dore]

How do you think he got that job on msnbc? You think you get that because you're a radical black activist or because you're serving the fucking Deep State and the FBI? That's exactly how we got that job. And since we're being honest about Latinos, can we talk about leaf blowers? Am I right? Come on. People don't know what you're talking about. I like, can I do my Joe Scarborough impression?

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Dore]

Hey, it's not just white men who are misogynistic. I was just telling my property. I mean, my wife. It's also Latinos. You know, this is the most progressive KKK meeting. I haven't seen a white and black men agree about minorities this much since Leo DiCaprio and Sam Jackson in Django. Am I right? You know, sometimes things hide in plain sight.

[Kamala Supporter]

Tell me Mika is not a Russian operative.

[Jimmy Dore]

If you were casting Russian spy in a movie and watch her during this interview. It's spooky. It is. Imagine if they were saying that shit on Fox News. Or they would be screen. They would want to get rid of their advertisers. They'd want them deplatform. But since it's MSNBC and Al Sharpton, they're like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. It's the. It's the Hispanics are racist pricks and black guys ain't fucking women. We all know that shit.

[Kamala Supporter]

You know, I learned in recovery, when you go through all your resentments, you kind of go through those. You find the one common denominator is yourself. And I'm listening to them blame everybody but Kamala Harris. It's like at some point, if everyone's voting for everybody else, it might be the candidate and it might not Be blatant hatred and racism.

[Jimmy Dore]

Am I remembering this correctly? Scarborough was a congressman. He was a Republican congressman. Yes. Right. And now he's. He's a. He fits right in with the shit lived Democratic, Neil. It's his wife. She hypnotized him.

[Kamala Supporter]

She's a Russian. She got this whole thing going. It's kind of crazy how when you find a dead, pregnant intern in your office.

[Roseanne Barr]

Yeah, no shit equal.

[Kamala Supporter]

Right.

[Roseanne Barr]

They got pictures everybody on tv. They got blackmail on or they wouldn't be on tv.

[Jimmy Dore]

Oh, please. Come on. Don't Diddy me that riddle.

[Roseanne Barr]

It's true. The only reason they're on is because they're all blackmailed.

[Jimmy Dore]

I wouldn't doubt. Of course. Or they willingly sold out and took like.

[Roseanne Barr]

I don't think anybody willingly go on msnbc, NBC.

[Jimmy Dore]

So, I mean, what did they have on Brian Williams? Because you don't see him anymore. Oh, you don't see.

[Roseanne Barr]

He's gone.

[Jimmy Dore]

He's done. What did he do?

[Kamala Supporter]

I mean, M's dad is like one of the biggest warmongers of all time ever.

[Jimmy Dore]

Didn't that Brzezinski.

[Kamala Supporter]

Yeah, now she's there. It's. It's like. It's so crazy how you go, oh, man, hard work gets me where I've got. No, dude, your dad's a war monger. And now you're just spitting how everybody's hate. All the brown hate out there. When your dad like killed all these Arabs.

[Jimmy Dore]

And they had Donald Trump on their show all the time. Remember they used to have Trump on all the time. They were calling in the morning. That's right. And I love how they tell you why they hate Donald Trump now. Because he's a big liar. Oh. If you think the establishment hates a politician because he went to Washington D.C. and started lying, I've got a vaccine I'd like to sell you.

[Roseanne Barr]

I remember one thing Trump said about her that cracked me up because you know how he says stuff because he's kind of a comic too.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah, he is.

[Roseanne Barr]

But he said he goes, him and her, they came down to Mar a Lago there and she had her nose all bandaged up. I guess she just had surgery or something.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah, she had face surgery. She had a rhinoplasty. And he was making fun of how her wounds were leaking. That's what he said. Yes, yes. Yeah, he went right. He went right after the jugular. I saw you had a guest on, I think Today or Yesterday, and they're talking a lot about January 6th now. I sniffed that out pretty Quickly, as a FBI psyop. You know, when the Christopher Wray, the head of the FBI, was asked, point Blake, did you have FBI assets dressed up as MAGA supporters inside the Capitol before the riot started? And he said, I can't answer that question. Well, that was it. I knew, exactly. And I knew that half those people showed up because they were pissed off about an election they thought was stolen. Just like the other half of the country thought that Russia stole an election for four years. And they showed up to protest and they didn't know it, really. They were trying to overthrow the government. A bunch of guys in pajama bottoms and buffalo helmets. I'm gonna go to Nancy Pelosi's office and take a shit. That's not a coup, that's a poo. Okay? And half of those people got pushed in to the Capitol by the FBI plants in the crowd, and the other half got let in by the cops who took the fences away. And I know that because I saw it on your show. I saw the video. They did every. Those cops did everything except erect a bouncy house inside the Capitol for the protesters. And so tell me. So if that was an FBI setup, and we have, by the way, video, Mike Benz talked about it on my show of Nancy Pelosi saying they've now trespassed on federal land, that's exactly what we wanted. So, of course this was a setup. And so why is that important and what does it mean?

[Tucker Carlson]

Well, it's important because it shows that the most publicized crime, you know, since 911 was fake. I mean, like the war in Ukraine, which was effectively started by the Biden administration prodding Russia with threats of including Ukraine and NATO. Prodding Russia to invade Ukraine. It's the opposite of what they tell us. Oh, it was unprovoked war. Okay? It was the opposite of that. You provoked the war. January 6th was not an insurrection. No, it was an op where Nancy Pelosi and others, I would say, on a bipartisan basis, use the outrage of Trump voters who thought the election was stolen. People actually believe in the Constitution. Maybe they're wrong. I mean, tell me how they're wrong. We could have the debate, but these were not insurrectionists. These are people trying to defend the system they grew up in. They believe in democracy, unlike Liz Cheney. And they were painted as sort of the dangerous extremists. They were all unarmed. It was like an inordinate number of, you know, 65 year old diabetic grandmothers with two bankruptcies. You know, Ashley Babbitt, was a pool cleaner and a US Military veteran, an Air Force veteran who was barely over 5ft tall, unarmed, shot to death by Michael Byrd, who was a Capitol Police officer with a documented history of reckless behavior with a firearm. And there's no investigation into it. He's not censured, no. You know what happened to Michael Byrd? He got government funded bodyguards to protect him at home because he was the victim of hate. Because people ask questions like, are you allowed to just shoot unarmed women now? Without even explaining why you did it, without even pretending there was a physical threat to you? He didn't even pretend it. She was standing on the other side of the door. He murdered her. And everybody in Washington, almost every single member of Congress, almost 435 Republicans as well, said, thank you, Michael Byrd, for protecting us. This woman got murdered. I mean, you may hate her politics, you may hate her. You're not allowed to murder people. No one's allowed to murder people. And the government especially is not allowed to murder people. And they just kind of let it. I mean, to this day, no one will talk about it. Her mother showed up on the Capitol to protest her daughter's murder, and she was promptly arrested for jaywalking. I'm not making this up. You can find the video online. So you just realize the whole point of this exercise is to usher in a police state. If I'm wrong, tell me how. But clearly that's what the point is. And rather than do it in a straightforward way, you know, where you just, like, dress up in a black uniform and beat me with a truncheon, I mean, that's bad, but at least I know what's happening. You do it in this feminized, passive aggressive way where you enslave me and then lecture me about being immoral. There's something about it that's. I can't tolerate it because it's too feminized for me. I'm a man, and I believe if you're going to attack someone, say I'm going to attack you and then punch him in the face because we both know what's going on. What I don't believe in is shooting someone and then claiming you're the victim. Shooting an unarmed woman and then claiming you need protection because you're under attack. I can't deal with that. I mean, that's too dysfunctional for me. It's too dishonest.

[Jimmy Dore]

I agree. And you know, I've had this conversation with many people, famously with Cornel west on my show when he said that Donald Trump was A fascist. And Joe Biden wasn't because Donald Trump tried to overthrow the peaceful transfer of power on January 6th. And I was like, really? A bunch of second amendment gun nuts showed up to overthrow the government, and son of a bitch, they forgot their guns. Isn't that what I. I bet they were embarrassed. I really. Hey, Mike. You got the guns? No, I brought Mittens. Oh, shit. So I. What. What do Dick Cheney and Kamala Harris have in common?

[Tucker Carlson]

Oh, everything. Everything. You know, a worship of violence. I mean, for years, I defended Cheney. I know Cheney. I've been hunting with Cheney more than once.

[Jimmy Dore]

Watch out.

[Kamala Supporter]

Dangerous.

[Jimmy Dore]

That was dangerous.

[Tucker Carlson]

No, no, actually, I literally have been.

[Kamala Supporter]

You're a survivor.

[Tucker Carlson]

So I just want to. I'm only saying that, obviously not to brag, but just to say this is a world that I'm very familiar with and a world that I spent an awful lot of time defending over the years to my shame. I'm repenting of that now in a heartfelt way. I'm ashamed that I did that. But my conclusion is that a lot of the criticism aimed at Cheney originally was right, that this is a person who spent his life in the federal bureaucracy without risking anything. Of course. And bureaucracies of all kinds, particularly ours, reward kind of feline behavior. You know, kissing up and pissing down. They reward the most dishonorable kind of behavior. And people who spend their lives in them wind up in kind of a Walter Mitte state of mind, where they imagine that all the kind of disgusting infighting they're doing is actually noble, and they transfer this desire for heroism onto the rest of the world in the form of war. In other words, like, if you're Tony Blinken and you're clearly a guy who has no respect at all from his own wife, because no woman could respect Tony Blinken, how do you compensate for that? Well, you just kill a lot of people, and then you feel like, well, I'm Winston Churchill now. I'm a hero out of history. And clearly that's going on with Dick Cheney, and clearly that's going on with Kamala Harris. And I think it's one of the reasons, famously, that she put all those black dudes in jail for smoking joints or whatever she did, because it made her feel like, you know, I'm tough now. I'm strong. But the truth is, it doesn't make you strong to hurt the helpless, the defenseless at all. It makes you cruel. It makes you a bully. It makes you a contemptible figure. You know, strong people, you know, you got A problem with me, like, let's throw down your weapon and let's fight. I mean, that's what the honorable response is. But people like Dick Cheney or that mustachioed creep who Trump has, that, his national security adviser, John Bolton, guys like that, I mean, they've never been to war. I mean, they are the classic definition of chicken hawk. They've never been in a fistfight before. They have no appreciation for the cost of violence, and so they inflict it. And Liz Cheney is out of a movie that way. And I will say, and I'm going to say something controversial, probably disavow me, but I just noticed it that, you know, my whole childhood, I heard growing up in Southern California, we need more women in leadership because they'd be more reasonable and more peaceful. You know, they'd be conciliatory, they'd be the mother figures. And I thought that sounded right to me, and I was not against that at all. But in effect, what we've seen is the most bloodthirsty people on the national stage are not exclusively women, but they're disproportionately women. They are. I don't know what that's about. No, I'm serious.

[Kamala Supporter]

Wait, wait, wait, Tucker.

[Jimmy Dore]

What about women with dicks, though?

[Tucker Carlson]

Well, that's, you know, they're probably. Honestly, I think Bruce Jenner's probably a little bit less likely to send you to war than Toria Nuland.

[Jimmy Dore]

Very reasonable woman, very intelligent, very strong woman. They didn't say it.

[Tucker Carlson]

No, it's true.

[Kamala Supporter]

They didn't say it was, like, what is that?

[Tucker Carlson]

Why doesn't someone account for that? Like, why is it every time I look around at someone in the Congress, you know, the most blood, Victoria Spartz or whatever Republican, you know, the women who are like, the members who were the most excited about sending some grotesque new killing device, cluster bombs to Ukraine, they're women. Like, what is that again? They've never been in a fistfight, guaranteed. They have no experience of violence whatsoever. So as someone who has had his ass kicked twice, I've had two black eyes because I got drunk and threw the first punch. And twice. Both times I got crushed because I was the aggressor. And what did I learn from that? First of all, I better quit drinking, which I did. And the second thing I learned from that is don't pick fights actually get your ass kicked.

[Kamala Supporter]

Time for rematch.

[Tucker Carlson]

The black eye twice. Yeah. You learned something from that?

[Kamala Supporter]

Well, I figure these people thought that.

[Jimmy Dore]

Way when they started saying words are violence. And I was like, oh, you have.

[Kamala Supporter]

Not experienced any violence? Well, it also.

[Tucker Carlson]

No, but they're violence worshippers themselves, like that. They're into violence. It makes them feel powerful. It makes them feel like God, the anime.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's what I believe. As my friend Keaton Weiss said last weekend. You know Kamala Harris whole life. Well, first she had an affair with Willie Brown, and then she married Doug Emhoff, and then now she's slaughtering children in Palestine. Her whole life has been one game of fuck, marry or kill. And that's great.

[Kamala Supporter]

Here's my thing about the Democrats and any of them is that it's not natural. It's like as a liberal, you mostly want to help on a street level. Like, most liberals don't want to run for power and get very high up. Same thing with women. Not that women don't want to run businesses, but they tend to be our nurses and their care for people. There's a certain type of psychopath that wants to get that high. That isn't normal. Nobody at that level is normal.

[Tucker Carlson]

So, look, that's such an insightful point. Thank you for saying that. You're absolutely right. That answers my question, actually, that it's not that women are more for violence. I don't think that they are. No woman in my life is for violence, that's for sure. It's the women who ascend to positions of political authority. Man, they are disproportionately warmonger lunatics.

[Jimmy Dore]

Hey, become a premium member. Go tojimmy door comedy.com. sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business. All the voices performed today are by the one and only, the inimitable Mike McRae. He can be found at mikemcrae.com that's it for this week. You be the best you can be and I'll keep being me. Freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.

[Kamala Supporter]

I'm not kidding. Do not.

[Jimmy Dore]

Do not.

[Tucker Carlson]

I'm not.

[Jimmy Dore]

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

[Kamala Supporter]

Freak out.

[Jimmy Dore]

Do not freak out.