Kash Patel Pledges To Imprison All Child Predators EXCEPT ISRAELIS!

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Jimmy Dore Show — "Kash Patel Pledges To Imprison All Child Predators EXCEPT ISRAELIS!" (August 25, 2025)

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Main Theme & Purpose

In this episode, Jimmy Dore and guests engage in an irreverent, biting critique of both US and Israeli policies regarding child sex offenders, media coverage, and the ongoing conflict in Gaza. The episode lampoons political figures, exposes double standards (especially related to Israel), and challenges legal and media narratives, with a mix of comedy, sarcasm, and outrage.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Satirical Political Skit: The Marginalization of JD Vance

• [00:47]–[08:29]
  The episode opens with a satirical phone call featuring "JD Vance" (impersonated) frustrated about being sidelined at a White House meeting on Ukraine, and "Vladimir Putin" encouraging him. The bit mocks Vance's ego, political marginalization, and how foreign adversaries could manipulate US politicians.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • “Someone tweeted, looks like they put JD at the kitty table.” (JD Vance, [02:28])
    • “That hillbilly being at the meeting will buy me at least two more years of war.” (Putin, [08:13])

2. Kash Patel’s Operation and the Israeli Exception

• [09:06]–[16:01]
  Jimmy Dore unpacks FBI Director Kash Patel’s “Operation Restore Justice,” which boasts mass arrests of child predators. Dore immediately points out the hypocrisy, noting an Israeli national accused of child sexual exploitation who was allowed to return to Israel rather than face justice in the US.

  • Dore and co-hosts argue that Israel functions as a “safe haven” for accused pedophiles through the “law of return,” and that US authorities enable this by refusing to extradite or prosecute such individuals when politically inconvenient.

  • Dore ridicules Patel’s language: “If you harm our children, you will be given no sanctuary. Again, unless you’re an Israeli and you work for Benjamin Netanyahu.” ([10:14])

  • Notable Quotes:

    • “There is no place we will not come to hunt you down except Israel. We won’t go to Israel. … That’s why they all go there. It’s a loophole.” (Jimmy Dore, [10:31])
    • "All credibility lost when you let Israelis get off without the severe punishment they deserve." (Reading audience reactions, [16:01])

  • Audience and social media reaction is highlighted, with users demanding the release of the Epstein files and calling out selective enforcement against child predators.

3. Flag-Burning, Legal Precedent, and the Expansion of Anti-Semitism Definitions

• [18:27]–[29:28]
  A recent court ruling equates burning the Israeli flag to anti-Semitism because of the Star of David, potentially criminalizing political protest. Dore and his co-host dissect the legal case—brought after an Israeli flag was pulled in a protest—and the dangerous conflation of Zionism with Jewish religious identity.
  • Discussion highlights how legal definitions are being expanded to cover political activity under the guise of religious/racial protection, making criticism of Israel legally precarious.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • "So now they say everything is anti-Semitism. If you’re against Zionism, that’s anti-Semitic." (Jimmy Dore, [22:40])
    • “Jewish legal advocates have used the interpretation of Zionism to protect pro Israel Jews and combat anti Zionism under US Civil rights protections that cover religion, race and national origin, but not politics. So now they’re just saying that their politics are a religion.” (Jimmy Dore, [23:48])

4. Israel, Gaza, and the Open Admission of Atrocity

• [31:59]–[41:10]
  The conversation pivots to the ongoing war in Gaza. Dore brings up an Israeli general’s televised admission that the killing of 50,000 Gazans was “necessary … for future generations,” interpreting this as state-sanctioned genocide and a “Nakba” (catastrophe).
  • Israeli strategy of propping up Hamas to undermine prospects for a Palestinian state is detailed, referencing how policies foster chaos to avoid negotiations.
  • The US’s role—regardless of administration—in facilitating and excusing Israeli aggression is heavily critiqued.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • “So he’s saying that Israel needs to commit a Nakba, a slaughter of Palestinians from time to time … we need to go ahead and slaughter them as a message to future generations.” (Jimmy Dore, [35:11])
    • “Every day there's another reason to hate Israel. … I love Jews way more than Israel does because Israel, this is what's making Jews unsafe.” (Jimmy Dore, [31:41])

5. Propaganda, Media Hypocrisy, and Megyn Kelly’s Denialism

• [43:02]–[52:29]
  Jimmy Dore reacts to a viral exchange between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Megyn Kelly, where Kelly dismisses footage of starving children in Gaza as Palestinian “propaganda,” while Greene expresses concern for civilian casualties. Dore is scathing in his critique of Kelly’s position and the broader dismissal of Palestinian suffering as manipulative.
  • Dore argues the need for Palestinian self-documentation, given the absence of foreign journalists and widespread indifference.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • “Why wouldn’t you want to make sure the world sees what’s happening, is a witness to this, that Israel is using starvation as a weapon of war?” (Jimmy Dore, [45:39])
    • “Megan Kelly is a nasty piece of work.” (Audience tweet, [47:26])

6. Bipartisan Hypocrisy on War: Hillary Clinton Now Agrees with Trump

• [55:10]–[59:44]
  The episode finishes with a segment on Hillary Clinton’s recent praise of Trump’s foreign policy, specifically regarding Ukraine. Dore mocks Clinton’s about-face after years of calling Trump a Russian asset. He lampoons the bipartisan consensus on militarism and the futility of hoping for substantive political differences on foreign policy.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • “No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain. Now Hillary’s on board with Donald Trump’s foreign policy. Are you kidding me?” (Jimmy Dore, [58:04])
    • “I like Trump. He’s bombing Iran. He’s still funding the genocide. He’s sending warships to Venezuela to steal their oil. He’s being bellicose militaristically with Ukraine. I love this guy.” (Jimmy Dore, [59:13])

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Memorable Moments & Quotes (with Timestamps)

• “[That] hillbilly being at the meeting will buy me at least two more years of war.” — ‘Putin’ ([08:13])
• “There is no place we will not look for you except Israel.” — Jimmy Dore ([10:31])
• “It’s a loophole that the Pedos get to go to Israel.” — Jimmy Dore ([10:35])
• “Every comment underneath this. Reports confirm that the Trump administration intervened at Israel’s request to release Tom. Really?” — Jimmy Dore ([15:21])
• “So now they say everything is anti-Semitism. If you’re against Zionism, that’s anti-Semitic.” — Jimmy Dore ([22:40])
• “Their politics are a religion. That’s what they’re doing.” — Jimmy Dore ([23:48])
• “So he’s saying that Israel needs to commit a Nakba, a slaughter of Palestinians from time to time … we need to go ahead and slaughter them as a message to future generations.” — Jimmy Dore ([35:11])
• “Megan Kelly is a nasty piece of work.” — Audience tweet, read by Jimmy Dore ([47:26])
• “No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain. Now Hillary’s on board with Donald Trump’s foreign policy. Are you kidding me?” — Jimmy Dore ([58:04])
• “I like Trump. He’s bombing Iran. … I love this guy.” — Jimmy Dore ([59:13])

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Timeline of Important Segments

• [00:47]–[08:29]: Satirical political phone skit mocking JD Vance and US-Russia-Ukraine politics
• [09:06]–[16:01]: Kash Patel’s “Operation Restore Justice” critiqued for Israeli exception; Epstein case references
• [18:27]–[29:28]: US legal ruling on Israeli flag burning equated with anti-Semitism; discussion on Zionism/religion conflation
• [31:59]–[41:10]: Israel-Gaza war, massacre admissions, and strategic empowerment of Hamas for Israeli political ends
• [43:02]–[52:29]: Megyn Kelly’s Gaza war denialism, critique of Western media, issue of self-documentation by Palestinians
• [55:10]–[59:44]: Hillary Clinton concurs with Trump’s foreign policy, Dore lampoons bipartisan militarism and legacy media gaslighting

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Tone & Style

Irreverent, sarcastic, darkly comedic, and unapologetically critical of US foreign policy and mainstream narratives, in line with Dore's signature style.

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This summary provides an accessible but thorough recap for listeners, highlighting the episode’s major themes, arguments, and satirical flourishes.

Transcript

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[B]

Come see me on tour in Edmonton, Calgary, Vancouver, Appleton, Wisconsin Rosemount, Illinois Chicago, Louisville, Fort Wayne, Indiana, Hermosa Beach, Sacramento, San Francisco. Go to Jimmy Dore.com for a link for tickets. This is Jimmy. Who's this?

[C]

Hey, what's up, man? This is J.D. vance.

[B]

Boom. Oh, well, hello, Mr. Vice President. How are you?

[C]

Now, honestly, Jimmy, I'm not in the best mood right now.

[B]

Oh no? Why is that?

[C]

Well, I don't know if you saw, but there was this big meeting in the Oval Office the other day with the President and Volodymyr Zelensky, the Ukrainian president and all these European monkey mucks.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Who were like center stage. But me, who was the Vice president of this country where we are, had to be in the back of the room with Marco Rubio. And I thought, that sucks.

[B]

Oh, I see.

[C]

Because remember last time that Zelensky came.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Dressed like a character from the video game Goldeneye. Me and Trump, we like double teamed him. Dude, it was awesome.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Remember how I told him that he didn't say thank you enough?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

I got some flack for that. But I'm sorry, I just. Nice to say thank you.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But the main thing was that I was being centered. I was in the situation and making it about me. I'm not here to play nice. I'm here to make people mad.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, you've said that. Yep. Yep.

[C]

How am I gonna make people mad when I'm in the back of that room and not saying anything, hold up signs like France is gay or whatever. I don't like feeling restrained. I have to get out there and fly like a bird. A majestic, manners, scolding bird.

[B]

I hear you, Mr. Vice President. I hear you.

[C]

And this did not go unnoticed by the press. Of course, everyone had some smart ass thing to say about it. Someone tweeted, looks like they put JD at the kitty table.

[B]

No kidding.

[C]

And that made me so mad, the only thing I could that would calm me down was to suck on a lolly and kick a can down the sidewalk up until the street that I'm not allowed to cross by myself.

[B]

I'm sorry to hear that, buddy.

[C]

And honestly, Jimmy, I think in the middle of all this negotiation, trying to end this war and bring both Russia and Ukraine to the table and facilitate peace between NATO and all parties, I think we're losing sight of the big picture here, which is me.

[B]

Okay, how do you reckon that?

[C]

Well, I thought I was the golden child, right? The heir apparent to Trump, the next GOP leader. Like we talked about last time, ending this war will be, like, the biggest of this administration, and I'm going to be shut out of it. That makes no sense. Dude, get golden boy in there. I want to be front and center during the Putin Zelensky meeting. If one of them says something I don't like, I'm going to take my finger and go on their mouth.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.

[C]

Yeah, okay, but it's my idea, and that matters.

[B]

Hold on. I'm getting another phone call here. Jimmy Dor show. Jimmy speaking. Who's calling?

[C]

Jimmy, this is Russian President Vladimir Putin.

[B]

Ah, hello, Mr. Putin. Wait, wait. Doesn't that mean goodbye, what you said?

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Okay. Well, either way, it's a pleasure to hear from you. I know you used to call with some frequency, but it's been a long time since we've spoken. I'm glad we're back in touch after all these years.

[C]

Play your games, play your game.

[B]

There's no games, Mr. Putin. I actually have you on the same line as Vice President Vance right now, so all three of us can talk.

[C]

This. This is arrogance of Western man who presume to explain technology to rest of world like we are monkeys. I know how telephone works, my friend. Just tell me what button to press to speak to Vice president.

[B]

You don't need to press anything. We're already all connected.

[C]

Oh, really? Holy shit. Hey. Hey, Mr. Putin, this is J.D. vance. What's up? Big fan. Mr. J.D. vance. It is you I wish to speak to, not Jimmy.

[B]

Oh, really?

[C]

Okay, well, I mean, Jimmy's cool, but. Yeah, I am Vice president. Like, I get it. So what's up? What is up is our conflict. You, Mr. Vance, we heard your complaints and agree that you are being marginalized in peace process, unwisely so. Oh, hey, well, thank you. That means a lot. Actually, I really appreciate that. You know, it matters just to be seen you are seen and we believe you're doing excellent job in vice.

[B]

Hey, hey. Sorry, not to interrupt this love fest, but Mr. Putin, does this mean that you listen to the Jimmy Dore show there in Russia?

[C]

It is monitored, Mr. Vance. One of the conditions to meet Ukrainian president that I will present to Mr. Trump is advice. President Vance must be present at meeting two. Oh, my God. Are you serious? That is fucking awesome, dude. Thank you. It is only good policy. You are future of Republican Party of American politics. Trump is on way out. You are on way in. To establish good foundation of relationship is only in Russia's best interest. Dude, this totally makes sense, man. I totally get that and I'm 100% down. Besides, if that little worm Zelinsky says something I don't like, I cannot my own finger and go on his mouth. I will need you to do that for me. Holy shit, dude, I was just saying I was gonna do that. I know, I know. I was hearing.

[B]

Well, Mr. Vice President, sounds like you're in a better mood now.

[C]

Oh my God, Jimmy, you can say that again. This is the best phone call I've had for a while. I can't wait for this meeting. JD fans, back on center stage. Thank you, Mr. Putin. I owe you big time. And thank you, Jimmy. I gotta go now, though. I gotta go tell OSHA about all this and then I gotta go tell Marco Rubio to suck it.

[B]

That is not a punishment to Marco Rubio. Okay, well, bye. And well, there he goes. Well, Mr. Putin, you really made his day.

[C]

He will ruin everything.

[B]

What?

[C]

That hillbilly being at the meeting will buy me at least two more years of war. And who knows, maybe even another go at Georgia. I mean, I am pretty will do that finger on the mouth thing.

[B]

Oh, count on it. So you were just manipulating him?

[C]

Oh, no. In Russia we have great respect for J.T. vance, see him as great statesman.

[B]

So you don't really see him as America's future?

[C]

America has no future. But thank you for giving me the opportunity to fuck with him. I really, really do love fucking with people. This will never change. Anyway, goodbye in Russian.

[B]

Establishment media sucks August lighting so good luck bullshit we can't afford why fomenting this watch and see as is jack out the medians and feeds and jumps the medium and hits them head on. It's the chimney door show. FBI Director Cash Patel announced Operation Restore justice resulting in the arrest of over 200 individuals involved in child predator operations across 55 FBI field offices, rescuing 15 children and declaring, if you harm our children, you will be given no sanctuary. So is this to cover up for them letting the Israeli guy go? Because I think that's. Oh, yeah, there's nothing to see here. Nothing to see here.

[D]

We just let that guy go back to Israel.

[B]

Isn't that weird? That. How about you arrest her? That if you harm our children, you will be given no sanctuary unless you work for Benjamin Netanyahu. And Israel and APEC was written down our neck. And if you're. If you're Israel, you can do whatever you want. You can harm our children. You can get caught in a. In a sting of child predators, and we're going to let you go. No big deal. Let's hear. Let's hear what he has to say. Let's hear what Cash Patel had to say. Our children. If you harm our children, you will be given no sanctuary. Again, unless you're an Israeli and you work for Benjamin Netanyahu. Then you could do whatever you want to our children and then you could go back to Israel and you can slaughter all the children you want in Gaza and the West Bank. So you could do a lot of bad. So that's it. Just basic, let's say, like a loose guideline. Not real. It's not really. There is no place we will not come to hunt you down except Israel. We won't go to Israel. We're not going to. Believe me. That's a safe haven for Pedos. That's why they all go there. There's. It's a loophole that the Pedos get to go to Israel. There is no place we will not look for you except Israel. We're not going to. How many times I got to tell you? This is all flapping the gum. This is all lip service. And there is no cage we will not put you in, okay? Except the one that you belong in. If you get caught in a child pedo. Sting ring. If you're Israeli, Okay. You do harm to our children. The prioritization of this administration and General Bondi has made it abundantly clear to child predators. You. I just. When they. When they use the term abundantly. Clear. Abundantly. Oh, boy. The. The clearness is abundant. It's everywhere I look. It's clear. It's all over the place. It's abundant. Will be hunted down and you will be prosecuted again, unless you're an Israeli. And I bet. I bet the same thing would go for a Saudi guy. But anyway. And that is a refreshing thing to hear for the men and women who do this work tirelessly. Yeah, It's Refreshing to hear. It's not true, but it's refreshing to hear. And of course, if you're one of the people on the Epstein list, we're not that you're good too, because that also has to do with Israel. So we're saying, again, it's. It's for both. It's for most people, not everybody. Some people were like, you can. You can go ahead and harm our children. And it's also an acknowledgment of the safety that we look forward to bringing America. Hey, how about the Epstein files? How about they. How about those predators? Are you gonna. Is there anywhere you'll go to get them? Is there a cage that you'll put them in? How about that? How. Just. How about just the Epstein files? No. No. Let's see what people had to say underneath this. So they're still acting like Trump isn't hiding the. The Epstein files. People. Trump. Trump's fans. Put it that way. Trump's fans. Oh, there it is. Right underneath it. Yeah. Everyone except the tribe. Huh? Nevada's Israel born U.S. attorney deleted her Twitter account after damning revelations came out about the Israeli cybersecurity executive director was allowed to post bail and fly back. I didn't know that. I didn't know she deleted her account. Didn't want to hear the truth. Yeah, so we, we just dropped a video on that right now. So you can. After this. You can watch our video on that. Let's see what. Oh, here's I am Blakely. Oh, then why did you guys let this pedophile escape just justice and flee the country? There she goes. She's right on it. 100% right. Let's go ahead. Give it a like. Give it like up here to two likes. Ryan Dawson. He's in on it. He's in it. Unless you're Israel. Everybody's got the same joke. Unless you're Israeli. Then you get to go back to your second home. That's correct. Very. Empire of lies says release the Epstein files and or stfu. I'm with you on that.

[D]

Yeah. Nice work. Empire lies.

[B]

Everybody except the POS Pedophile who came from Israel to molest our kids. He helped that guy escape. There you go. Everybody. Unless you're familiar. So did they not know this is how people were? So they keep doing this. It keeps drawing attention to the fact that they haven't released the Epstein files and that they let that Israeli pedo guy go back to Israel. Like, it just. It's. This is the Streisand effect. A hundred times, you know, trying to misdirect people away from the Epstein files and that Israeli pedo guy. Everybody every every comment underneath this. Reports confirm that the Trump administration intervened at Israel's request to release Tom. Really? Really? Since 2014, over 60 accused US sex offenders have fled to Israel via law of return, evading prosecution with community aid and delayed extraditions. Examples include Micah Lifer and Jimmy Carrao. CBS News and Haaretz have reported on that. Israel has extradited some but patterns of refuge persist. Wow. What's the. What's this? The Trump admin is the least pedo safe haven. Change my mind. Is that Jeffrey Epstein? Yeah, that who that is.

[D]

That looks like a AI or like yeah.

[B]

Generated another distraction for the Epstein time now. Nice. That's cool. Where the Epstein files Unless you're affiliate every comment every comment underneath this. This has come from a pro Trump Twitter account. All credibility loss when you let Israelis get off without the severe punishment they deserve. Israeli Epstein pedo blackmail ring covered up and now more recently, the Alexandrovich rat was allowed to scurry back to petal land. Disgusting and traitorous. Anything but the Epstein files. Wow. Unless you're on the every comment underneath this. There it is. You can arrest a thousand, but until you nab the rich and powerful pedos in business, congress and the White House, you're still shit stains. Covering up for the when protecting depraved friends. Wow. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week and it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to jimmy dork.com clicking on join Premium. It's the most affordable premium program in the business and it's a great way to help put your thumb back in the eye of the bastards. Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member. And if you haven't, you're missing out. We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support. Okay, time for our weekly stand up comedy wrap up. Alex.

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[B]

Now it's illegal to bur the Israeli flag. It's legal to burn to the United States flag. Ok, but legal group hails breakthrough as US judge equates Israeli flag with Jewish identity so now it's anti Semitic to burn the Jewish flag.

[E]

But you can what if I wrap it in an American flag? Like a flag?

[B]

Turducken yeah, like what if you do that? Mel village crazy lady says don't know how I missed this. Yesterday a federal court banned the burning of the Israeli flag because it has the Star of DAV on it. You can still burn the American flag, but it's now illegal to burn the Israeli flag. Well, rather than be a bunch of negative nellies about this, let's. Let's look at the positives. So if you burn the flag, it's made of some something synthetic and really bad for you to breathe in that smoke. So let's just think about all the things you can do with it because it's not illegal yet. Like you could use them to make a little parachute when you're doing midnight drug drops in your Cessna and it's super absorbent Household shamwow of flags. That's what it really is. And now the waps are going to make these jokes illegal. I'm guilty of being sarcastic. Violence they'll call it.

[E]

Can I still use your flag? Is summoning Enochian demons with Solomonic magic. That's what that symbol is. The Seal of Solomon. There's no muggy dovey. That's not a thing.

[B]

So there's Shield of David.

[E]

It's nonsense.

[B]

So this ruling doesn't explicitly ban burning of the Israeli flag. It does suggest that a precedent has been set equating the Israeli flag with Jewish identity, which would open the door to ruling that burning the Israeli flag is anti Semitic and not just a political statement opposing the Israeli government. So that's what this does.

[E]

Where's this Flags of the World store? I could just go get all the flags that I want to Burn. Everybody seems to have access to flags.

[B]

So here's the story. A Jewish legal advocacy group hailed a legal breakthrough in court battles against anti Semitism after a US judge last week equated the Israeli flag with the Jewish race. The judge's decision sets a new legal standard that can be used to protect Jews targeted in an anti Zionist attacks, said the National Jewish Advocacy Center, a nonprofit that represented the plaintiff. Pro Israeli Jewish activists Kamara Somrali filed the lawsuit in federal district court in Washington D.C. last month. Somali alleged that she was attacked at a pro Israel demonstration in Washington, D.C. in November 2024 while wearing an Israeli flag tied around her neck as a cape. An anti Israel activist at the protest approached Somali Somral, or whatever her name is, from behind and yanked on the Israeli flag, briefly choking her. A police officer witnessed the incident and arrested the assailant at the scene. That's what the complaint said.

[E]

I'm going to make a jerk off motion into an Israeli flag right now.

[B]

See, it could be a cape. You could use it as a shamwow. Yeah, you could use it to parachute your drugs. The anti Israel, but you just can't burn it. The anti Israeli protest was organized by Code Pink, a far left activist group that often demonstrates against Israel. Both the assailant and the pro Israel activists regularly attended dueling protests in the capital. Somral said she had received death threats related to her activism after the attack, causing her to fear for her safety. Oh, well, I'm sorry, my little snowflake.

[E]

But you're super Jew. You got a cape and everything.

[B]

Yeah. The lawsuit argued that the assault was discriminatory according to the IHRA definition of anti Semitism. So now I don't know if you know what the IHRA is.

[E]

Yeah, that's that new thing that, that bullshit they're trying to push of equating Zionism and saying Israel's bad as anti Semitism. Yeah.

[B]

So this new definition, I think it's the International Holocaust Remembrance Association. Is that what that is?

[E]

That vague, non defined thing of anti Semitism, they can change whatever they want.

[B]

So now they say everything is anti Semitism. If you're against Zionism, that's anti Semitic. If you want to boycott Israel over their genocide, that's. If you say they're committing a genocide, that's anti Semitic.

[E]

Do I have to be for starving the children? So can't say I'm against starving kids. Right.

[B]

So this is the new crazy definition that people are using and the Trump administration is using. So the lawsuit, like Others filed by Jewish Israeli supporters around the US Argue that Zionism is a facet of the faith and not a political. So they're trying to say that being a Zionist is intrinsic to being a Jew, a religious Jew, which it is not. Because the most religious Jews, the Hasidics, are against Israel. They don't think Israel should even be a country.

[E]

They're against Zionism, against God.

[B]

And most of the Jews I know are against Zionism.

[E]

The ones I know, they're not religious. But I mean, if you're religious, that's really insane to define it that way.

[B]

It is insane. Jewish legal advocates have used the interpretation of Zionism to protect pro Israel Jews and combat anti Zionism under US Civil rights protections that cover religion, race and national origin, but not politics. So now they're just saying that their pop. Their politics are a religion. That's what they're doing. The argument has been widely used in cases involved in Title 6 of the US Civil Rights act of 1974, which bars discrimination in programs that receive federal financial assistance, such as universities. The lawsuit said Sumrall had been targeted in the attack due to her race, religion and national origin, and sought damages and a restraining order barring the assailant from approaching Somrall. Lawyers for the defendant argued that she had been acquitted of assault charges in criminal court. The defense said that the defendant's kefeifa, or how do you say, that keffiyeh had tangled with Somrall's flag when the two bumped into each other at the protest and that there had been no malicious contact between the two.

[E]

Your chocolate's in my peanut butter.

[B]

Yeah, you got your peanut butter in my chalk. And so. And so a criminal court already dismissed it, said, no, he's not guilty of this. This didn't happen. But the civil court ruled in favor of the crazy Zionists. The legal team also argued that the lawsuit was conflating honest and widespread criticism of Israel's policies in Palestine with anti Jewish hate and that the incident was not discriminatory because it wasn't. The judge in the case, District Judge Trevor N. McFadden, sided with Sumrall, saying that the defendant purposely discriminated against her on the basis of race and that she had likely committed battery, citing testimony from the arresting police officer. Well, she already had a criminal case and they said she didn't commit battery. They already did. They already went through this. The officer had declined to testify in criminal court. You get a decline where assault needs to be proven beyond reasonable doubt. A higher bar than In a civil case, the officer wouldn't even testify in the criminal case because he knew it was lie. That battery was direct evidence of discrimination that likely would not have occurred but for racial animus, the judge said in a court filing last week. Purposely yanking on an Israeli flag tied around a Jewish person's neck to choke them is direct evidence of racial discrimination.

[E]

I mean, it's not. But also a Jews lying.

[B]

Wow. Wow. The Star of David emblazoned upon the Israeli flag symbolizes the Jewish race, the judge said.

[E]

That sounds like it's out of the 30s, dude.

[B]

Yeah, that does sound like it. Comparing attacks against the Star of David to using racial slurs against black people and dismissing the defense's argument that such an offense could be an objection to state policies. So the defendant did not have reason to think Sumrall was herself affiliated with the Israeli government. Rather, it was more likely that she was intentionally attacking a Jewish person wearing a Jewish flag as a symbol of her racial heritage, said the judge. Matthew Manan, Sumrall's lawyer, said that the judge ruling marked the strongest language a federal court has come out with yet, that the anti Zionism is obviously anti Semitism. I'm an anti Zionist 100%. Charge me, arrest me. Manan said the ruling was significant because it established case law equating attacks against the Star of David and Israeli flag with antisemitism.

[E]

I call it the Star of Jeffrey, after the great Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein, the hero of Israel after Bibi, not a Jew who Case law.

[B]

Is formed by judges writing opinions on individual cases that guide legal interpretations in future cases. Case law differs from legal precedents in that precedents are binding, meaning they are rulings that courts must adhere to while case law serves as a guidepost. And there's more to the story. But before I get to it, if you want to hear me do jokes about this, you can come see me in Rutherford, New Jersey, Edmonton, Calgary, Vancouver, Appleton, Rosemont, Chicago, Louisville, Fort Wayne, Hermosa Beach, Sacramento and San Francisco. Back to the story. Go to jimmy dore.com for a link for those tickets and future lawsuits alleging anti Semitism stemming from anti Israel activism. For example, plaintiffs will now be able to cite the Sumrall lawsuit as evidence that there is a legal standard equating anti Zionism with anti Jewish discrimination. Menon said that the case would likely be heavily cited in the future.

[E]

Who? That girl, Sumral Menon?

[B]

No, Menon is the lawyer.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Code Pink decried the decision in a statement saying the lawsuit's dangerous claim that criticism of Israel's Israeli government and its flag, a political symbol of a state currently responsible for mass civilian deaths in Gaza, amounts to antisemitism. This false conflation seeks to criminalize political speech, even though many critics of Israel's policies are themselves Jewish. It is an effort to erase the critical distinction between opposing a government's actions and attacking a religion. Codepink said.

[E]

Yeah, you know, has Israel tried being more pushy? Maybe they'd win more friends with all this.

[B]

The lawsuit marked another development in the evolving legal battle over anti Semitism and anti Israel activism in US Courts. Pro Israel and pro Palestinian activist groups have filed dozens of lawsuits against their opponents, including universities, nonprofits and individuals. Some of the tactics deployed by Jewish groups, including the National Jewish Activities Advocacy center since the start of the war in Gaza, includes suing nonprofits that facilitate illegal protests, using a law meant to protect abortion clinics to cover synagogues, and expanding civil rights protections for Jews to new arenas such as sports venues. So here it is. Training for NYPD officers categorized the keffiyeh and a watermelon as anti Semitic symbols. Wow. Now even a watermelon.

[E]

Why would a watermelon. I mean, I wasn't whipping out watermelons for protest just because I. I would be afraid it'd be misconstrued as another kind of racism. I wouldn't have thought anti Semitic.

[B]

Wow. All this stuff. They think that they're going to get away, that somehow things are going to go back to normal and people aren't going to hate Israelis and this isn't going to skyrocket. Actual anti Semitism. Could you do anything worse? The reason why there was anti Nazism is because they were killing people and slaughtering them.

[E]

Well, Jimmy, you covered this. Their economies collapse. It's like a ghost. What is it? Their weird zombie economy is based on disinfo. And as we know, yes, the most important resource for the state of Israel is antisemitism. And they've got to keep mining new valuable sources to keep their fake economy that has collapsed going. So they're going to make money off this?

[B]

Yeah. Every. Every day there's another reason to hate Israel. And Zionists. There's another reason to have disdain and animosity and what? I could think of a lot of words.

[E]

I like Jews way better than Israel.

[B]

I love Jews way more than Israel does because Israel, this is what's making Jews unsafe.

[E]

I mean, don't go there right now if you're Jewish. I know people went there and they were stuck and somebody had to get them out of the country because they shut down the airports to use visitors as hostages. Remember that?

[B]

Yes. You know what the Nakba is? That's when the Zionist Israelis threw, went and stole the land in Palestine from the Palestinians. And to do that they had to slaughter them or kick them out of their houses. They were like, either you leave your house and give it to us Jews or we'll kill you. So they did. They slaughtered a bunch of Palestinians. And it was. It's called the Nakba.

[E]

Right. And that's not the commonly known story in America. In America, and I've had this told to me, the story is that they beg them to, like we could live together, but they want. And that all comes from a Charlton Heston movie.

[B]

Yeah, that's not true.

[E]

Comes from a movie.

[B]

Because they did live together in peace for hundreds and hundreds.

[E]

There were always Jews there.

[B]

Jews and Christians and Muslims and Palestine. They all lived together without any trouble until the Balfour Declaration. And the Zionist Israelis started stealing the land in Palestine from the Palestinians. And then they had to commit a nakba, which is a slaughter of them to grab their land. And they did. Well, why do I tell you this? Because Israel is finally admitting that it killed 50,000 Palestinians on purpose. It wasn't targeting Hamas. The fact that there are already 50,000 dead in Gaza is necessary and required for future generations. Who said that? The head of the Israeli's military intelligence that told that to Israeli TV, the former head. For each one victim from October 7th when pal. When the Hamas attacked Israel. For each victim he says 50 Palestinians have to die. By the way, most. I would say most of those Israelis killed on October 7th were killed by the Israeli army. Yeah, it's called the Hannibal Directive where they, they have to slaughter them so they don't get taken hostage, which they did. You want to hear this? So here's the guy saying it. So the Middle east eye, they got a recording of this guy saying it. And it's the former head of the Israeli's military intelligence who resigned last year for failing to prevent the October 7th attacks. They didn't fail to prevent it. They intentionally allowed it to happen. They were in. They were in partnership practically with them. He says every now and then Palestinians need to face a Nakba every now and then. And that the spiraling death toll in Gaza is necessary. Here, you want to hear him say it? Here it is. So he says the fact that there are already 50,000 dead in Gaza is necessary and required for future generations. Okay, you humiliated. Okay, you slaughtered. Okay, you murdered. It's all true. The price, I said before the war, for everything that happened on October 7th. For each one, on October 7th, 50 Palestinians have to die. It doesn't matter. Children. Now, I'm not talking out of revenge. I'm talking about out of a message. The future generations, there's no choice. They need a nakba from time to time to feel the price. So he's saying that Israel needs to commit a nakba, a slaughter of Palestinians from time to time. Not every day, that's exhausting. But from time to time we need to go ahead and slaughter them as a message to future generations. They. Here it is. There's no choice. In this disturbed neighborhood, there's no choice. So there it is. You could bring Kurt back up. And who, who said this? This guy, Aaron Haliva is a former Israeli major general who commanded the IDF's Military Intelligence Directorate. He previously served as the head. Who cares? So that's who he is. Channel 12 did not date the recordings, but the death toll from Israel's genocide in the Palestinian enclave reached 50,000 in March. It has now passed 61,980 killed Palestinians, according to the Health Ministry in Gaza. It's unclear how many Israelis were killed by Hamas led fighters on October 7, but according to the Israeli military, at least 1195 people died on that day. And how many of them were slaughtered by Israeli helicopters?

[E]

Because you don't blow up cars with hang gliders and AKs, by the way.

[B]

The Palestinians came in with hang gliders and all of a sudden there's. You see those hundreds of cars that were just burned to a crisp. You don't do that with a hang glider. You do that with a, I don't know, an Apache attack helicopter. So according to Haaretz, Israel's newspaper of record that day, the Israeli military widely employed the Hannibal Directive, which mandates that the army use any means necessary to prevent the capture of Israeli soldiers, even if it involves killing them. Them being Israelis. So Israeli military need to kill Israelis. That's the Hannibal directive. And they did.

[E]

Does Israel hate Jews?

[B]

In a wide ranging recording, Halifa also said that Israel was intent on creating a politically hostile environment in the occupied west bank so that groups like Hamas could assume power and the international community would refuse to engage with them, thereby killing off the idea of a two state solution. Aliyeva said that the plan was divided. We always told you that. That's why Benjamin Netanyahu made sure Hamas got propped up. He made sure that they were funded against the plo, which were not as violent and militaristic as Hamas. They wanted Hamas to be the face of, of Palestine so that they could kill the two state solution because all the other countries would say, oh, they're, they're terrorists.

[E]

Bill Maher doesn't blame Bibi for that.

[B]

But Bill Maher, I know in most.

[E]

Countries if I funded Hamas, yeah. I would be called part of a terror plot.

[B]

Isn't that the equivalent of funding Al Qaeda or isis? Isn't that. Or the kkk? Isn't that like funding the kkk? Okay, so Havala said the plan was devised after Israel's 2014 war on Gaza to dismantle Hamas, but Israeli officials had no intention of implementing it. Oh, really? Listen, you don't understand that there are much deeper things here. The Israeli Palestinian conflict is at the heart of the matter because Hamas is good for Israel. That's Finance Minister Bozell Smotrich argument saying that the minister wants to dismantle the Palestinian Authority and let Hamas take control in the west bank as it did in Gaza. Why? Because if the entire Palestinian arena is destabilized and crazy, it is impossible to negotiate with, then there will be no agreement on a Palestinian state. So that's what they love to say. They go, there's nobody to. We can't, there's nobody to negotiate with. Hamas are crazy terrorists.

[E]

We only have a partner in causing terror attacks on our own people and then killing our own people and then killing their people. That's what we have a partner in.

[B]

The Palestinian Authority has international status. So that's why they had to downplay the Palestinian Authority and they boosted Hamas. Who's they? Benjamin Netanyahu and the Israeli government.

[E]

It's not secret. They brag about it.

[B]

It's not a secret. They brag about doing that. Hamas is an organization that you can fight freely. It has no international justification. It has no legitimacy. You can fight it with the sword. Hamas and Israel reached a brief three stage cease fire in January, but the deal collapsed in March after Israel took back several of its captives and resumed bombing Gaza, walking away from the deal before talks with Hamas on a permanent end to end the war could start. Since then, the administration of the United States, that's Donald Trump, has given Israel full backing to wage war on the enclave. Israel has relentlessly bombed the besieged Gaza Strip since October 7, 2023 attacks on southern Israel, displacing the entire 2.3 million population multiple times and has killed more than 61,000 Palestinians, mostly, mostly women and children.

[E]

I don't believe the number is that low.

[B]

No, the Number is way higher than 61,000.

[E]

In the hundreds of thousands.

[B]

At least 200,000 dead Palestinians. But they can't count them, Kurt, because they're underneath the rubble. Yeah, that's why. 61,000, 61,000. It's upwards of a couple of hundred thousand.

[E]

It's a genocide that, like, what, like a year ago was like that. That was the number 61.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, it's. So if you. If. If the only thing you could do, you got to laugh or you'll cry. And if you want to laugh, come see me tell jokes about this in Rutherford, New Jersey, Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, Appleton, Wisconsin, Rosemont, Illinois, Chicago, Louisville, Fort Wayne, Hermosa Beach, Sacramento, and San Francisco. Go to jimmy dore.com for a link for tickets. And you'll be surprised at how funny I could make this horrible situation. I can do it.

[E]

Pretty disgusting watching them openly acknowledge the reasons that I say it's Israel's fault.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And saying it like it's game. I've had people say it to me like, would you understand game theory? I understand anybody that studies game theory should be put in a wood chipper. I understand that.

[B]

And Bill Maher, now, he's been made aware. Well, I should play that video. We should do a segment about that. Yeah.

[E]

It's just like, yeah, no wonder he's out of touch with everybody. Where it's like, well, I like Gavin Newsom. It's the same thought process.

[B]

Well, I read it in the papers. He still says that on his show. I read it in the papers. You don't know. The papers are complete propaganda. You don't know that they're there to manufacture consent for the establishment and the billionaire class. That's what they're there for. That's why half the country can't afford a $400 emergency, because the papers create manufacturer consent for this kind of economy. Why 80% of workers live paycheck to paycheck. Why 50% of wage earners earn less than $30,000 in the richest country in the world. And we can't have nice stuff like bullet trains and good infrastructure and classroom sizes smaller than 40 students. Right. In the paper, Bill Maher says, hey.

[E]

You remember the boring company that Elon had that was going to dig that tunnel through California? Remember that?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Everybody laughed. I think they did build it. You just aren't allowed to use it. That's what I think.

[B]

So here we're a fan of Blakely. She tweeted this out. She says, this is Nazi stuff. Marjorie Taylor Greene has the correct Reaction to starving children and Megyn Kelly does Holocaust denial. Keep these receipts, folks, because the truth will be validated, and monsters like Megyn Kelly need to be accountable for their lies. Well, let's look. Let's listen to what she's talking about. Let's see what's exactly what she's saying.

[D]

Although I haven't seen the number of dead children, injured children, starving children coming out of the Ukraine, Russian conflict like we've seen come out of the Israel. Godfather, isn't that because of the Palestinians? That and their amazing propaganda abilities. Like, I think that's the reason, because the Palestinians put out all this on camera and release it. That they. They make sure that we see this, which is another reason to be suspicious of it. You know, I. I don't know what I'm being fed or for what purpose.

[B]

What. It doesn't matter what purpose. What. Why the. You're being. You're being shown a fact.

[D]

It's propaganda, Jimmy, are.

[B]

Are you pretending that they're. They're not using starvation as a weapon of war? Is that what she's. She's. That she's doing that? Yes. Wow. I was never a big fan of Megyn Kelly, but this is. This is pretty low.

[D]

Yeah, the Ukrainians aren't doing that, and the Russians aren't doing that. But why not, though? Why isn't you crazy?

[B]

They're not.

[D]

They're not good at propaganda. Doing that to each other. See, this is why.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

I think Zelensky's pretty good at propaganda. Maybe, but I guess he doesn't have, like, the lifelong commitment to it that the Palestinian. I mean, I've been in news. The Palestinians have been doing this.

[B]

You got to be kidding me. So she's dismissing. Did it seem like she's dismissing the photos of starving children in Gaza?

[D]

She was behaving as if those are just propaganda, and I can't believe that propaganda because, you know, and then Ukraine and Russia, they're not into that kind of propaganda. Russia's never been that good about propaganda.

[B]

What is she talking about? What is she talking about? Let's listen to this one more time.

[D]

Although I haven't seen the number of dead children, injured children, starving children coming out of the Ukraine, Russian conflict like we've seen come out of the Israel. God, isn't that because of the Palestinians and their amazing propaganda abilities?

[B]

Like, I. Amazing. They're amazing. The Palestinians are just. They have amazing propaganda. Not Israel. Israel's not. The propagandists here telling us. Don't Believe your. Your eyes and ears and the genocide that's happening in 4K.

[D]

So is she also denying that these images are not only real, grotesque, but they're real?

[B]

I. I think she. It sounds like she's denied. Is. What does it sound like to you? Is she denying that they're. These photos are real? It's hard to say exactly because she's not mentioning the photo specifically, but it does seem that way. Let's listen.

[D]

I think that's the reason because the Palestinians put out all this on camera and release it and they make sure that we see this, which is why.

[B]

Yeah. Why wouldn't you want to make sure the world sees what's happening, is a witness to this, that, that Israel is using starvation as a weapon of war. Why would they make sure we see it? Oh, those jerks. Why don't they keep their starving kids secret? Why is that what she's saying? I don't. Marjorie Taylor Greene. I don't think she's like, she's blindsided. I don't think she expect. Like, what.

[D]

Another reason to be suspicious of it. You know, I, I don't know what I'm being fed or for what purpose. Yeah. The Ukrainians aren't doing that and the Russians aren't doing that because they're not.

[B]

Using starvation as a weapon of war. That would probably be why they're not doing a thing called siege warfare, which is a war crime. Wow.

[D]

But why not, though? Why isn't Ukraine.

[B]

They're not.

[D]

They're not good at propaganda. Doing that to each other.

[B]

They're not good. The Russians. The Russians and the Ukrainians aren't good at propaganda, everybody. That's the kind of insight Megyn Kelly, that is. She's out of her mind.

[D]

See, this is why. I don't know. I think Zelensky's pretty good at propaganda, 100%. I guess he doesn't have like, the lifelong commitment to it that the Palestinians. I mean.

[B]

Oh, the Palestinian. They're such horrible propagandists. Liars. Wow. Wow. They're so great at propaganda because they.

[C]

Don'T post the Nazi videos.

[B]

Israelis do. Yeah. Let's look at. Let's look at.

[D]

According to a Hill article they say Kelly does during this interview, she does a lot of plenty of throat clearing. She says she has always supported Israel's right to defend itself and still does. She would never, ever side with a terrorist group. She's unwavering in that regard.

[B]

So here's Sabi tweets out. Who's going to show Megyn Kelly. This revealed Israeli military's own data indicates civilian death rate 83%. So 83% of the people that have been killed in this war are 83%. Over 8 out of 10 of them are civilians. Ah, Ukraine is not good at propaganda. Lmao. What is she smoking? Let me, let's go ahead and like these. Megan Kelly is a nasty piece of work. I agree with you. Wow. That was really something. That was like, that was like Sean Hannity level. That's like Mark Levin level. Can you imagine now going to get the news from her, from someone? I mean, it is shot. That is stunning that she did that. I, I am, I mean, I don't know that much about Megyn Kelly. I know, I know her NBC show was, was horrible. And I know she went from hating Trump to loving him.

[D]

I still don't understand how that happened. When did that transition?

[B]

Unfortunately, Felstein says, unfortunately, Botox coverage doesn't include ignorance. If Megan Kelly bothered to read facts from credible journalists and historians, she might feel a pang of shame for peddling the lazy propaganda smear. But that would require actual effort. Wow. They know Israel is so unpopular that they risk losing their entire platforms unless they undertake dramatic coordination to pivot and whitewash their past support. I don't think she's whitewashing it. Wow. Wow. The reason Ukraine and Russia don't publish images or videos is because both countries have the tech to trace the location of anything coming out of either country. It would be suicide. I don't know. I don't understand that. I don't understand what that means. Foreign journalists are not allowed in. So this is the one time there's a war and the journalists are, they're not allowed in. And the journalists that are in Palestine, they killed them. Does Megyn Kelly know that? She sided. She's siding with the journalist killers. Okay. I hope she knows that someone says Megyn Kelly is compromised. I, I just think that's, you know, she's just an establishment. She wants access and she wants access and she doesn't wanna. Wow. Wow. I mean, that is. Wow. So this came from this guy? No, this guy Tommy. This video came from this guy, Tommy Veeder and his knee. One of the guys on Pod Save. I'm pretty sure that's it. Let me click it and see if it goes to his. Yeah, his. So, so here's what he. I want to see what he had to say about it. He says telling exchange here between Marjorie Taylor Greene and Megyn Kelly. Marjorie Taylor Greene expresses genuine concern for Kids in Gaza getting killed. And Megyn Kelly dismisses it as all propaganda. Megyn Kelly argues the Palestinians are masters of propaganda and deception, but Russia is not. Wow. Rainy Day says. What Megyn Kelly fails to grasp is the fundamental disparity in global attention and advocacy between these two conflicts. Palestinians, unlike Ukrainians, must actively document and broadcast their suffering to the world precisely because there exists virtually, there's no journalists there, there's no international political momentum to address their plight. In stark contrast to the widespread mobilization on behalf of Ukraine, Ukrainians benefit from the presumption of victimhood across the Western world, requiring no additional proof of their legitimate grievance. When Kelly points to Palestinians long standing practice of documenting their experience as evidence of. Of propaganda, she ironically demonstrates the very problem she overlooks. Palestinians have indeed been bearing witness to their circumstances for decades, not as a recent media strategy, but because these conditions have persisted for decades while the international community remained largely indifferent to their appeals. Their documentation represents not manipulation, but a sustained cry for recognition in the face of a prolonged neglect. But when you are that. But when you are the frigid, cold intellectual challenged, which Megyn Kelly is, you are incapable of intelligent analysis. And you would come to the same conclusion. Megan is a female version of Vance. Both are Israel first and both still despise Trump. Does she despise Trump? I thought she made up with him. I thought she told people to vote for him. Okay, anyway, so that is. So that's. Yeah. This is the Pod Save guy, right? Former Obama. Yeah, yeah. Co host, Pod Save.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. And I like how Tommy Vitor is pretending that the Democrats weren't funding a genocide until Trump won the election or until he took over. Telling exchange here. Yeah, it's that. I get it. I'm with you, Tommy, that Megyn Kelly is being very gross here. But you know, you got to take some of the responsibility coming from the Obama cabinet. First of all, coming from the Obama cabinet for the election of Trump in the first place. You know, Barack Obama was elected overwhelmingly twice. A black guy with a Muslim name in America. And then all of a sudden you guys said America's more racist than ever. What? No. Maybe he just governed like John McCain. He took us from two wars to seven. He bailed out the banks, screwed the homeowners, gave us a right wing health care plan, ginned up at the Heritage foundation, same place Project 2025 came from. He deported more Hispanics than Donald Trump did in his first term. He built the cages they put those kids in. And you know, he let it play out in dapl. He didn't do anything for people, which is why people got desperate, which is why the New York Times went to Milwaukee to ask black people in a barbershop why they didn't vote for Hillary Clinton. None of them did. Because they voted for Barack Obama twice and their lives got worse. That's a quote from the people in the New York Times article from a barbershop in Milwaukee. They voted for Barack Obama twice and their lives got worse. So I just, I just, you know, it's guys like Tommy Veter. You don't get to prance around like you're a better person or Barack Obama wasn't a complete failure. Cornel west and Tavis Smiley had it right about him. He's Santa Claus for Wall Street, Barack Obama, which is why he's, you know, he came into office broke and now he's worth a couple hundred million dollars, him and his wife. You think he got that making widgets? He got that because he, because he did the bidding of Wall Street. That's why.

[D]

That's gross.

[B]

Well, that is gross. So all I'm going to let you know is you should open a psychiatry office if you live in a liberal area because you're going to be rolling in gold because in the middle of the story, I'm going to tell you that Hillary agrees with Trump about Russia and Naito. And yeah. So that that's going to blow the minds. They're going to, my liberal Hollywood friends are going to completely collapse upon hearing this news that Hillary agrees with Trump because that's what this story is about.

[E]

That's Bill Maher be okay.

[B]

Of course. Of course. Rather than apologize to everyone they were horrible to about this, they're just going to say, well, then I'm depressed and I think I'm just going to buy an island somewhere in the Caribbean and disappear. But here is the headline from the Washington Post. Europeans hail Trump's promise of securing Ukraine, but big questions remain. That's what they, that's what, that's what they say. So he's going to, let's, let's, let's go, let's, let's just watch that. Hillary Clinton praises Donald Trump's foreign policy. She argues that while she disagreed with Trump during the first term, she didn't disagree with them. She said that Trump was a Russian asset, that he was a traitor to our country, that he was working with Putin. He was a traitor. That's what she said. She didn't disagree with him. So she disagree with the first time Trump being a Russian asset, but he's really won her over now. Wait till Bill Maher hears that. Kurt.

[E]

That's gonna kill him, dude.

[B]

Okay, let's listen.

[D]

I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding, both by the president and the people around him, as well as by the leaders of our European allies, that there can be common ground amongst us and the kind of.

[B]

You know what that common ground is amongst us. It's. It's a battlefield. Battlefield just laid with dead bodies.

[E]

They can say the Epstein files, that.

[B]

That. That that's the common ground they can agree on. Let's have some more dead bodies in a war. Hey. God.

[D]

Dismissiveness that we saw in the first Trump administration has been replaced by a much more obvious working relationship to the good of European security, transatlantic security, and hopefully Ukrainian security. So I'm actually encouraged.

[B]

She's encouraged about the guy she said was a traitor to our country for eight years. She said that the top of her lungs, that he stole the election. He was a traitor. He's working with Putin and Russia against our own country. Isn't that funny? Now she likes him. Now she likes Trump. What he's doing.

[E]

Because Trump's not looking into Pizzagate.

[B]

Because Trump. Yeah, because he's not looking into Pizzagate and he's. He's not looking into her emails, and he's. He's actually being more of a warmonger. Isn't that something?

[D]

And he's not locking her up and.

[B]

He'S not locked up.

[E]

That's a great point.

[B]

Hillary loves. She. She loves war as much as Bill loves that slinky blue evening gown, if you know what I'm talking about. So. So let me translate that. She really appreciates Trump not prosecuting her for frazzled. Here, let's just read these. KE Tavr says this should tell MAGA everything they need to know. How's it feel to have Hillary approving what Donald Trump is doing? Kind of show there's really only one party when it comes to foreign policy. No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain. Now Hillary's on board with Donald Trump's foreign policy. Are you kidding me? Nope. That's real. Peggy Carter deserves better. Says this should also tell any Democrats who are still a fan of Hillary everything they need to know, too. Yeah, well, the joke's on you, because Democrats don't need to know anything. They just need to trust the science.

[E]

Yeah. And they do.

[B]

And they do.

[E]

Peggy Carter. Peggy Carter doesn't deserve better. That's a silly name. You know, Peggy Carter from no American movies?

[B]

No.

[E]

Peggy Carter should lose some weight.

[B]

So there it is now. Now that Trump has become more militaristic. He's keeping the arms flowing. He's promising Ukraine, according to her, promising Ukraine security. Now she's on board. I like Trump. He's bombing Iran. He's still funding the genocide. He's sending warships to Venezuela to steal their oil. He's being bellicose militaristically with Ukraine. I love this guy.

[E]

Now, you know what? Clone body Hillary is kind of more reasonable than the crazy one on the Russian files that they didn't release when. Yeah, remember, she had seven different personalities or whatever the hell they said.

[B]

She was psychologically a basket case. She was psychotic. They said they had to keep her on tranquilizers. When she ran for president, they had to keep her on tranquilizers.

[E]

This one's good. Clone Hillary. They put her on Jordan Peterson pills the whole election.

[B]

Boy, this is funny. Almost as funny as my jokes about Ukraine, which I will be making in Rutherford, New Jersey, Edmonton, Calgary, Vancouver, Appleton, Rosemont, Chicago, Louisville, Kentucky, Fort Wayne, Hermosa Beach, Sacramento and San Francisco. Go to jimmy dore.com for a link for tickets. Hey, become a premium member. Go to jimmy door comedy.com sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business. All the voices performed today are by the one and only, the inimitable Mike McRae. He can be found at mikemcrae.com that's it for this week. You be the best you can be and I'll keep being me. Out. Don't freak out. Not freak out. Do not get it.

[C]

Do not.

[B]

Do not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Freak out. Do not freak out, Freak out, Freak out.