
Alleged anti-oligarchy crusader Bernie Sanders is now defending the medical establishment and Big Pharma — or at least that’s what he chose to do during a recent Senate hearing on vaccines with RFK Jr. Jimmy describes Bernie as a "phony"...
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Come see me on tour in Appleton, Wisconsin Rosemont, Illinois Chicago, Illinois Louisville, Fort Wayne, Hermosa Beach, Sacramento, San Francisco, Irvine. Go to jimmy dore.com for a link for tickets. Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?
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Hello, this is Vice President J.D. vance calling on the telephone.
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Everything J.D. ben says makes me laugh. Hey. Hey mister. Hey, Mr. Mr. Vice President. How are you? Are you still just Vice President though, right?
C
Yes, of course. Donald Trump is fine. There was a dumb rumor going around that was stupid and childish. Donald Trump is the healthiest man I've ever seen in my life and only just keeps getting healthier. Honestly, I'm kind of in awe of him. Where I'm from, men don't even live to be his age. I've never known someone that old or healthy.
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So yeah, what was the deal with his hand then?
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Oh my God. Look, all that happened was he developed this massive hideous bruise all over his hand. He got really self conscious about it and he used his wife's makeup to cover it up. He didn't know what he was doing, so it looked even weirder. Totally normal situation. Everything's fine.
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Okay?
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Yeah, but we in government don't have time for these silly items or whatever you want to call them. We have a job to do. And now more than ever, we need to project power.
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It's correct. Why now.
C
Jimmy? We are keeping a close eye on what happens on the other side of the world. The other day, a summit was held between Putin, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, and Chinese President Xi Jinping. And this was a powerful statement, an attempt to add a new axis of powers to challenge the dominance of the us that summit was a direct challenge to America, but also posed a challenge to Putin.
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What was the challenge to Putin?
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Telling two different Asian dudes apart.
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Mr. Mr. Beds, please.
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You know, on his poem he had written in Russian, Korean equals flat top.
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No.
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Yes. Don't know me. Also, I bet in Russian flat top is just flat top.
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How does it. How does he say it in Russian?
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Flat top.
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So. So what? So what are you going to do? What are you going to do in response?
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What am I going to do in.
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Response to this flex?
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Well, we are doing. We are doing some projecting of power of our own.
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Oh, how so?
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We are sending the National Guard into American cities to fuck people up.
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Ah, I see. Projecting power against your own people. How brave.
C
Oh, give me a break. Come on. We are rounding up illegal alien criminals who aren't even supposed to be here in the first place. They are not our own people.
B
I thought you were rolling the National Guard into Chicago to fight crime.
C
Yeah, now we're doing that. Oh, if you're a violent criminal in Chicago, maybe you shouldn't be here either. Maybe you're not American. And maybe next time we'll take on anti Trump protesters. Maybe they're being funded by bad actors and need to be questioned.
B
This sounds suspiciously like a slide into fascism.
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Well, at least it's cool. Muscular fascism in England. Now you get arrested for tweeting. Just type out, I support JK Rowling. Hit send. Two hours later, a 4 foot 11 female cop with a pride flag pin in her hat is escorting you to prison in front of your neighbors and homies. Somehow they ended up with the most limp wristed pussy ass British version of fascism imaginable. But that will not happen here. We're doing boots fascism.
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Well. Well, if this is inevitable, I may as well use it to my advantage. I'm from Chicago, you know.
C
Well, we are moving into your hellhole of a hometown and we are going to clean up those streets. Really kick some butt.
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Do you take requests?
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Probably.
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Nick Finnegan used to chase me down every morning before school and steal my lunch money. He still lives there. You think you can, you know.
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Oh, yeah, we can do that for sure. We'll find them and them up real good.
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Okay, that's amazing. Thank you. Actually, I have a list. Hold on, I'm getting another call. Jimmy Dor show. Jimmy speaking. Who's this?
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Jimmy? That's just Illinois Governor J.B. pritzker. How the hell are you?
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Hello, fat governor. Thanks for calling. What's on your mind?
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Well, Jimmy, I. Oh my God. Are you seriously out of breath from just dialing the phone? Why? Hey, why don't you. Why don't you just mind your. Your beeswax?
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I. I assume you know each other, you two.
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Yeah, I know J.B. yeah, I know J.D. and just like every J.D. i've ever met, he's a no good, spineless snake that nobody likes. Oh, please. You are such a typical jb. Every JB I know is deep down incredibly jealous of those of us with the clearly superior to initial name that begins with J. You're living in a dream world, buddy.
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Gentlemen, I think we're getting a little off topic. Governor, by the way, I side with JD on that. But anyway. Governor, why did you call in?
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Jimmy, I called in to tell this administration that the people of Illinois, of Chicago will not be cowed by Donald Trump. We will not stand down. This is not just federal overreach. This is an invasion, an insult to Chicagoans. We are prepared to resist. We are up for a fight and up for the long haul. Okay, I gotta sit down again. Nice speech, jb but we're not afraid of you either. Donald Trump personally told me that if you try to interfere with what we are doing in Chicago, he will send the National Guard to the Governor's mansion and have you arrested. Donald Trump takes the Capitol building away, Chicago, doesn't he? Yes, he does. And you know what? I think that's charming. It shows that he has the common touch. He's just a regular guy who doesn't know a lot of things and that's who should be in charge. Also, Chicago should be the capital.
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Governor, how do you plan to resist if the President sends the National Guard to Chicago?
C
Jimmy, we are going to draw a line in the sand.
B
Okay, I get the metaphor. But by doing what exactly?
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By not backing down. By standing up to a bully. He doesn't have a plan, Jimmy. He doesn't have shit. Why don't you shut up, J.D. what is your JB stand for? Jumbo Baconator. Excuse me? It stands for Just been at your mom's house because it's Meth Whore Mondays. Down in the holler. I use JB for short. Really? That's what your parents named you? That's pretty fucking weird, dude.
B
Okay, well, it's clear we're not going to get a real discussion out of this. So I'm going to have to end the call. Goodbye, gentlemen.
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Peace in the Middle East. No fat chicks. Go bears.
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Oh, my God.
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Establishment media sucks.
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August lighting, so good luck.
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Bullshit. We can't afford fomenting this.
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Watch and see as his jack off.
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The medium speeds and jumps the medium.
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And hits him head on.
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It's the chimney.
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Bernie Sanders got a chance to do his best acting work. It was fantastic. He was interviewing RFK or whatever at a hearing before the Senate Finance Committee and listen to the garbage Bernie Sanders is saying. If you thought Bernie Sanders was a garbage person, you ain't seen nothing yet. Watch this. Everything about Bernie Sanders is phony, is fake. He's there to make sure the two party duopoly stays firmly in place. He's there to make sure we don't have a workers revolution. He's there to make sure we don't overthrow the oligarchy. He's there to make sure that people with revolutionary spirits are our sheep herded right back into a pro war, anti worker party. That it bends the need to Big pharma, Big oil, Big tech, Big insurance, and the military industrial complex. That's what Bernie's there to do. Everything about Bernie Sanders is fake and phony. And I lost over half my audience when I told them that. And I told him that in 2016. I told him that in 2016, that Bernie Sanders is a fake and a phony. And I lost half my audience. I went on to lose the other half my audience when I said that about aoc.
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But everybody's maga. Everybody has the same like MAGA thing of like, are you loyal to Magistrate? It don't matter if it's Hillary or Bernie or AOC or so Zinfandel Mamadou.
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And so now. And so of course, there are people like pedophile defenders like Michael Tracy who will say that I'm audience captured.
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Feeble file. I believe it's a feeophile. Michael Tracy might be if you look at it.
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Yes. But he'll tell you I'm. I'm audience captured. Even though time and time again I've gone against my own audience and lost half my audience and had to replace them with people who think more clearly. People, people who are Bernie Sanders fans, do not watch my show anymore. People who are AOC fans, do not watch my show anymore.
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Fan of them.
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I've turned my. I've turned my show, my audience over several times. Okay, so here we go.
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President Trump, who I don't usually agree with, called Covid vaccines, quote, one of the greatest miracles in the history of modern day medicine that saved tens of millions of lives worldwide. Scientific community agrees with Trump. Lancet's study found that it prevented.
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So no matter how. So Bernie Sanders has learned nothing about COVID Bernie Sanders has not learned that they lied about the virus, that Fauci lied to Congress about funding the creation of the virus, that the virus came from a Wuhan lab, not a wet market, that they called you a racist if you Said so. He doesn't know that they lied about herd immunity. He doesn't know that they lied about natural immunity. He doesn't know they lied about the vaccine stopping contraction or transmission. They don't know that. They lied about lockdowns. They don't know. He doesn't know that they lied about masks. He doesn't know that they lied about everything in the world to do with COVID He doesn't know that he still thinks it's fantastic and a big success.
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Almost 20 million deaths during their first year of use. Secretary Kennedy, are President Trump and the medical community right, or do you still believe that the COVID vaccine was, quote, the deadliest vaccine ever made?
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Bernie, did you get your 14th booster? Cuz that's what you're supposed to be on right now. Oh, at some point you stopped. At some point you stopped listening to everybody. You stopped listening to all the medical organizations and the CDC and Fauci and the FDA and even Chris Cuomo. You don't even listen to Chris Cuomo.
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Cuomo.
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Cuomo. Fredo.
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First of all, I didn't say that. Oh, I said that in terms of affairs reports a while ago. I said today I think that President Trump should get the Nobel Prize.
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So who's right? Is Trump in the medical community right or are you right?
G
President Trump did an extraordinary piece of leadership.
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Is he right or wrong? Did Covid save millions of lives?
B
I am asking you a nuanced question and demand a yes or no answer which does not apply, but I am doing it forcefully because I am revealing that I have actually been merely a petty bully this entire time. Yes or no?
G
As I said, he got Americans back to work at that time. That particular vaccine, which perfectly matched the virus that was circulating then. And I have no idea how many lives it saved, but it saved quite a few.
F
You know what I find a little bit weird in this discussion? I'm hearing it over and over again this morning, Mr. Chairman. You've got the entire medical community on one side. You got the AMA representing hundreds of thousands of doctors.
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You don't have the entire medical community on one side. You had the Great Barrington Declaration, which was signed by thousands and thousands of doctors. The guy who invented the MRNA vaccine technology was not on board for this. Peter McCullough, one of the most cited guys in medical journals in history of medicine, was not on board. And then you called Jay Bhattacharya, who's now the head of the. What is he the head of now? The Ni. What is he Head of the nia Is it nih? Yes, the nih, the National Institute of Health. He was not on board for it. The guy who was the head of the so no, that's not climate change.
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Oh, the all science agree. No they don't.
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No they don't. You ever hear about Climategate, American Academy.
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Of Pediatrics, the American Public Health Association?
B
Yeah. And all those organizations are in the pocket of big pharma. And you know how they do that? They get the president of each medical board and they buy him off. That's how it's done. They're all paid for. Just like all the medical journals that we learned. We learned through Covid that the medical journals like the Lancet, like the bma, be, bmj, they're all corrupted by big pharma money. All of them. That's why they were able to pull off Covid the way they did.
F
All of these organizations are telling us that COVID vaccine and vaccines in general are safe and effective. You are casting doubt on that. Who are your scientific. Who are the organizations that I would.
B
Say so RFK blows this answer. He should have said how about the Cleveland Clinic study which showed that the COVID vaccine had negative efficacy. That the more Covid vaccines you got, the more likely you would become sick. From COVID How about that? He didn't say this. I don't know how he got caught flat footed on this, but he did.
F
Are agreeing with you casting aspersions on vaccines.
G
The the primary advisors are Marty Makary, Jay Bhattachara, Dr. Oz. Then I presume you got a few.
F
Doctors who agree with you.
G
What I'm giving you the name, not a few doctors. What you're talking about. There's a big difference, Senator, between established science and the scientific establishment which has been co opted by the pharmacists.
F
So you're telling me you're telling the American people that the American Medical association representing hundreds of thousands of people have been co opted and that they should not trust their doctors?
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Yes.
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Bernie Sanders said that?
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Yes. You haven't learned anything from COVID No, he hasn't. In fact, Bernie Sanders actually knows better. Bernie Sanders is a garbage person. Liar. He's a garbage person and he was given a directive by the head of the party, whoever that is right now, the Democratic Party, to go do this.
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Well, Jimmy, I don't know. Look, I told you I believe them Jennifer Guskin allegations about Bernie because he behaves like someone that that story would be true about to me and I'm.
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The American Academy of Pediatrics.
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The American.
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And by the way, just for the record, every single Republican. I don't mean to be political here, Mr. Chairman, has received PAC money from the pharmaceutical industry. Are they all corrupt as well?
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Yes.
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I'm telling you, the American heart.
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Bernie's whole message is that government is co opted by corporations and oligarchy. We live in an oligarchy, not a democracy. That's his whole message. And now he's flipping it on his head so he could try to dunk on RFK Jr. Who wants regular safety testing. All he wants is regular safety testing for vaccines. That's all he wants. He wants to have vaccines tested against a placebo. If you want to give a kid six vaccines at once, you. He wants that tested. Is that okay to give a kid vaccines, multiple vaccines at one time? Is it okay to give a kid 72 vaccines before he's 18? That's what that, that's what he wants to look. He wants actual science done, which they've never done against a placebo. Bernie Sanders knows that. Bernie Sanders is evil.
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This is all shit that should have been done.
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This is all stuff that caused. And that's why they're arguing now. And that's why they need a vaccine shield. They need a litigation shield. The only product in the history of the world that you can't sue if you get injured by is a vaccine. Drug companies make lots of drugs that injure people. They don't have. They don't, they don't have a shield to that. Okay, here we go. Watch it here. Watch what happens.
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Everybody but you said it. But you know what? When you ran for president, you know we have a corrupt campaign finance system. Maybe you will agree with me on that. Okay, you president, you got a billionaire behind it. You received $300,000 from people, not from the industry, people in it, as I did from individuals. You corrupt. President Trump got $3 million. Every Republican got corporate PAC money for the pharmaceutical industry. Democrats as well. Everybody is corrupt but you.
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Yes, yes, everybody is. Everybody is corrupted by Big Pharma, Bernie. You're one of the people running around the country saying that. And now when it suits you to go against RFK for political reasons, you flip your message on its head. Of course, we all know Big Pharma corrupts everybody in just like APEC has everybody corrupted in our government. You're the one who's telling everybody this.
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He's getting worked up. What do they have him doing on tape that he's getting emotional about a thing he knows is a lie like that.
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How Much pharma money does it take to buy this Emmy worthy performance from that hollow marionette of Bernie Sanders?
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No, money can't buy that. You got to have a tape of someone.
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You got to have a tape. Yeah, out of them. They got. Yeah, they're threatening to put his wife in jail. They're threatening to put his kid in jail. They're threatening to put him in jail. That's what this is. Okay, watch. There's more. Watch this.
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Is that what we're looking at? I don't think so. And I think the issue.
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I don't even know what you're talking about. Well, I think you do what I'm talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.
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The issue is every time anyone are.
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Using the pharmaceutical industry was supporting my problem. Presidential.
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No, no, I'm not saying that. I'm saying the pharmaceutical industry is a greedy.
B
Oh, oh, no. So you're saying that they control everybody else, but not rfk. It seems like you keep messing up your message, Senator.
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We're not talking about Israel. We're talking about the pharmacists.
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Yeah.
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Institution which is charging us the highest prices in the world. They are pervasive. But to suggest that every institution, the ama, the pediatrics people, is corrupt because they disagree with you is an insult.
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No, they're corrupt because they take their money. That's why they're corrupt. Just like the senators that you just pointed out. They're all corrupt. Like when you go on your tour with AOC and you talk about how corrupt the government is because they all take corporate money and we live in an oligarchy and not a democracy, and he's just flipping it out his head. There is no greater piece of tape, there's no greater example of what a garbage person Bernie Sanders is than this.
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Some people disagree with me all the time. I have arguments in my agency, heated arguments every day with Jay Buttich or with Marty McCary, with Dr. Oz.
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You have given the names of a few people. I've given you the names of organizations representing hundreds of thousands of doctors and scientists.
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You know, the organizations that everybody lost confidence in. The cdc, the fda, the ama, the Pediatrics association, the medical journals. Everybody has lost confidence in them because they all lied about ivermectin, they lied about hydroxychloroquine, they lied about the vaccine stopping contraction and transmission. They lied about lockdowns, they lied about masks, lied about the origin of the virus, they lied about funding the virus. They lied about herd immunity, lied about natural immunity. Those are the things they didn't like. They all lied about it in unison. That's the power of big pharma. And he knows this.
F
I yield, Mr. President.
B
Yeah, of course you yield. And I. So there he is, touting the efficacy of the COVID vaccine. Here's Bill Gates, a guy who made half a billion dollars off the COVID vaccine. Here's what he had to say after he cashed in his money and made a half a billion dollars off the COVID vaccine. Here's what he had to say about the COVID vaccine and the COVID virus, that the COVID virus wasn't dangerous. And here we go. Oh, wait.
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It wasn't until early February when I was in a meeting that experts at the foundation said, there's no way, you know this. There's been too much travel without diagnosis for us to contain this.
B
So what he's trying to say here is that, oh, we could never contain Covid because there was too much travel without diagnosis. Not that the vaccine didn't work in the way they said it did. It was because there was too much travel. Here we go. Watch this.
D
And then at that point, we didn't really understand the fatality rate. You know, we didn't understand that it's a fairly low fatality rate and that it's a disease mainly of the elderly, kind of like flu is, although a bit different than that. So that was pretty scary, period.
B
So what he's saying is that turns out Covid wasn't deadly. Covid was not a deadly virus. It only affected the elderly and people with comorbidities, just like the flu, but a little different. Bernie Sanders is sitting there screaming about how the vaccine saved all the lives. Here's Bernie Sanders, here's Bill Gates saying, yeah, their lives were never in peril anyway because healthy people are never at risk from COVID So that blows everything Bernie Sanders just said out of the water. Everything. He says, so that's Bill Gates, the world's number one vaccine pusher, meaning he's the world's number one drug pusher, which he is, for what? For profit. And I showed you in the other video how he did it. And here's. Now here's a real doctor, Peter McCullough. He's going to tell you the truth about the COVID vaccine.
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When someone signs consent for a vaccine, Senator Blumenthal, does the consent form say it's going to save their lives? Of course it doesn't. It's not on the faq. There's never been a prospective randomized double blind placebo controlled trial ever showing that COVID 19 vaccines reduce mortality or hospitalization. There's not even a valid non randomized study. Thankfully, Covid mortality went down for three reasons. Because we all got the infection vaccinated and unvaccinated. So we developed population natural immunity. We developed early treatment credit to Operation Warp Speed. We used all the operation Warp Speed tools. Additional drugs. We treated patients with multi drug protocols at home so they don't go to the er. So Governor Green never saw the patients we treated because they were successfully treated at home. And the third reason is the virus mutated to a much milder form. Those things happen concurrently with rollout of the vaccine. The vaccine cannot be falsely credited with saving millions of lives. We can't allow false drug advertising to be put up on a poster behind one of our public servants. We cannot accept that.
C
So let me quickly.
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Here's one more. Who's this Jimmy Dore? Let's listen. So the New York Times is now again another conspiracy theory turns out to be 100 true. After relentlessly calling it a conspiracy theory, the New York Times and the CDC now admit authorities over counted COVID deaths and overhyped the pandemic. About a third of official COVID deaths or hundreds of thousands of deaths deaths were not due to Covid. Other CDC data suggest that almost one third of official recent COVID deaths have fallen into this category. Into the category of mean. They didn't actually die from COVID The CDC is admitting the number is probably an exaggeration, of course. So they're admitting they overcounted COVID deaths. That's the important thing here. Clinical infectious diseases came to similar conclusions. The similar conclusion that they were over counting COVID deaths. Whoa, what is this, the New York Times or the latest copy of no shit magazine? Who could have told you that except pothead comedians drunk and asleep. But now they finally figured it out in end of July 2023 over at the New York Times. I didn't know that during the pandemic even researchers didn't do their own research. Isn't that something?
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I suspect everyone who's listed as a COVID death doesn't mean that that was the cause of the death. But they had Covid at the time of death. I hope that's helpful.
B
They always run away. The intent is right now that those. If someone dies with COVID 19, we are counting that as a COVID 19 death. Can you be sure? I mean you hear from coroners that I missed that where she's like, anyway, there you go. You were lied to from start to finish about COVID Hope you. Hope you. And. And shame on you for shaming people who were skeptical and asked questions like, you're supposed to come see our live shows. We're going to be in scarf neck.
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There she went on to go. Hey, I always thought it was pretty fishy how they did that.
B
Yes.
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On people's shows. Talking about how that was all bullshit now.
B
Yep.
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I want to pull that scarf off. I bet her head would fall off.
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Okay, we'll see in Appleton, Rosemont, Illinois. Chicago, Illinois. Louisville, Fort Wayne, Hermosa beads. Sacramento, San Francisco. Go to jimmy doar.com for a link for tickets. Bernie Sanders, officially the worst person. As Kerry Gilbert would say, the worst person in the world.
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So that clip, I've been looking for that clip forever. There's so many shows. Please send it to me. That's my favorite thing. And I don't. I couldn't find it.
B
You mean the one where they all get off camera as soon as the cartoon one?
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Where did that come from? I was dying to find it. I can't find anywhere.
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Somebody tweeted it out. All right, you want to watch it again?
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Everyone who's listed as a COVID death doesn't mean that that was the cause of the death, but they had Covid at the time of death. I hope that's helpful.
B
They always run away. The intent is right now. So this was the head of COVID under Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Barbara Bricks, I think is her name. Watch this. Yeah. If someone dies with COVID 19, we are counting that as a COVID 19 death. Can you be sure? I mean, you hear from coroners.
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I.
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Miss out where she's like, anyway, there you go. All this time, you've been lied to. All this time. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week, and it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to jimmy dork.com clicking on join premium. It's the most affordable premium program in the business, and it's a great way to help put your thumb back in the eye of the bastards. Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member. And if you haven't, you're missing out. We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support. Let's map out this week's amazing destinations and travel tips. Honestly, Will, I didn't plan any trips. But I did switch to T Mobile with their new Family Freedom offer.
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That's not the itinerary we're following.
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Well, I'm departing from AT&T and embarking on a new journey with T Mobile. They paid off my family's four phones up to $3200 and gave us four new phones on the house. Bon voyage.
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Lucky Internet surfer dude Mark Zuckerberg was in attendance at the special White House dinner as part of the tag team Daisy chain to praise President Trump. In case you were wondering what was on the menu, it was Wagu kissed presidential ass. They all showed up. Microsoft co founder Bill Gates, Meta Platform CEO Mark Zuckerberg, Apple CEO Tim Cook and other tech leaders took turns praising President Trump at the White House. So he was having all these ass wipes at his. Let's listen.
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Thank you for incredible leadership including getting this group together.
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Thank you, Bill. That's very nice.
B
Yes, it does take incredible leadership to get a group together for dinner. Good point, Bill. You are really smart boy. Nice going. Here we go.
D
Thank you for incredible leadership including getting this group together.
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Thank you, Bill. That's very nice.
D
Well, thanks for hosting us. And this is quite a group to get together and I think.
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Do something with your eyes weird if you're doing this under duress. Oh, wait, you always do something weird with your eyes. Okay.
D
All of the companies here are building, just making huge investments in the country in order to build out data centers and infrastructure to power the next wave of innovation. So it's, you know, we don't often get together as the CEOs of the different companies, but it's, it's good to see everyone.
B
Why do they all, why do they all sound like they have one writer? It's because they're all written by. They're all reading from a script written by one guy. And isn't it funny? Where's his hoodie? He's the. He's no Zelinsky. This guy puts on a shirt and tie when he goes to the White House unlike.
E
He's no John Fetterman, is he?
B
No, he's no John Fetterman.
F
I want to thank you for including me this evening.
B
Here's Tim Cook from Apple and all the greats. All the greats.
F
It's incredible to be among everyone here, particularly you and the First Lady. I've always enjoyed having dinner and interacting. I want to thank you.
B
I want. Trophy wife.
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You.
F
For setting the tone such that we.
B
Could make a nice, nice trophy. Where's something off the shoulder? Nothing on the shoulder, sweetie. Show.
E
She was. Just. Blink one eye twice. Yeah, just one of her eyes blinked.
B
Really?
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Yeah, while he was talking.
F
Major.
B
Oh, my God.
F
I want to thank you.
E
What is that?
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She's like, help me do something weird with your eyes if you're here under duress. Trophy wife. Who's that guy?
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Yeah.
B
Is that.
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Is that Charmuth Chandra Anderson?
B
Where's he from? Is he from Oracle or something?
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He's a guy. He's another Vivek Pastrami type.
B
Oh, he's a. Okay.
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They're all like. They'll say something. You're like, hey, I agree with that. And then they'll like. They're like, oh, you know, same. Same kind of dude.
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Setting the tone, such that we could make a major investment in the United States.
D
First of all, to echo the comments of Tim and others, thank you so much for getting us all together. And thank you for.
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That's Sam Altman from OpenAI.
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Yeah.
B
These guys. Oh, so all the weirdos are there.
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Sam Altman is a. And by the way, he. Here's what AI does for Sam Altman. It scrubs the Internet of references to what his sister accused him of.
B
Wow. Which.
E
Which was vicious molestation, which I thought was like, oh, they're around the same age. No, when she was 5 and he was like, 18, 19.
B
Oh, that's what she said. Yeah, that's what she said.
E
You can't find it because he's got an AI that scrubs it. But his sister did. You could find that. She accused him, but not very much. More information.
B
Okay.
D
Being such a pro business, pro innovation president, it's a very refreshing change.
B
This is a most incredible time. AI. Oh, she's from Oracle. Safra Cats. It's going to change everything. You hear all of us saying that, but the fact that you are our president and you recognize this right away.
E
And you've unleashed American innovation and creativity.
B
Whenever you hear innovation, you know there's some bullshit that's going to screw regular people and put billions of dollars into the pockets of the oligarchs whenever you hear them. Because that's all Bill Gates talks about is innovation.
E
Well, when you. When you hear it paired with the word unleash, you know it's the end of the end times.
B
Yeah. Yes. When it's paired with unleashed. Hey, big tech bosses favor, court favor with Trump at White House dinner. Heads of the largest US Tech companies have lined up to back an artificial intelligence initiative spearheaded by first lady Melania Trump. Melania. As the industry rushes to show support and curry favor with the administration, Microsoft Chief executive Satya Nutella. That not to be confused with her sister Nutella, which tastes Fantastic. And other CEOs, including OpenAI. Sam Altman, Google. Sundar. Oh, that's who that was. That was Sundar Pichai and Apple. No, as tech.
E
His name is Charmouth or something.
B
So that they endorsed a plan to help American children learn to use AI. Yes, it's critically important to make sure that tomorrow's generation knows how to use AI, especially because our current generation is just being used by AI. So it's a little different.
E
Well, they're continuing Epstein's dream of the little Sophia robot doll that was going to AI doll that was going to teach your daughters about STEM and also monitor them through its doll. That was an actual thing.
B
Meta Chief Mark Zuckerberg and Microsoft founder Bill Gates flanked Donald and Melania Trump at a dinner with officials and tech leaders following a roundtable event on education earlier on Thursday. When there's no way these guys aren't up to effery. The president praised the tech CEOs and said his administration was making it easy to build the data centers needed for AI with electric capacity and getting your permits. The scenes were reminiscent of Trump's inauguration in January, when powerful Silicon Valley leaders attended after donating millions of dollars to his inaugural committee. Tech bosses have worked to ingratiate themselves with Trump since last year's election as they seek looser regulation, greater public subsidies, and relief from tariffs for their company. So this is like. So this is called oligarch welfare. This is rugged individualism and capitalism for working people and socialism for the rich. That's what this is. Many also face the prospect of breakup in numerous antitrust lawsuits brought by the government. So, like, they should have broke. Like, Barack Obama was supposed to break up the banks, and he didn't because he was paid off by the banks, which is why him and his wife are worth hundreds of millions of dollars now. And even though when they came into office, they were penniless. So they should break up Google. Google should be broken up. YouTube should be taken apart from they should even break up YouTube if they could. It's too big. Crossing the president has Crossing the president has proved perilous as Trump has lashed out against individual companies and threatened targeted tariffs against groups such as Apple to bring them in line with his agenda on issuance, including promoting US Manufacturing and absorbing the costs of tariffs. So, and here we see what happens when an all powerful mafia is suddenly called to dinner with another all powerful mafia. They don't have a guidebook to deal with this. So we are so grateful to the president, first lady and the entire administration for making it a national priority to prepare the next generation to harness AI's power. Nutella, different from Nutella, said in a video on Twitter. OpenAI co founder Altman has spent this year building ties with the Trump administration after previous criticism of the president. This is like, you know, this is like when the oil companies used to suck up to Barack Obama and George Bush. He has showcased his company's technology to lawmakers and White House staff and emphasized the potential impact of AI on the American economy. Isn't it funny that oil companies get to take oil out of the earth that belongs to the United States and make it their own? Isn't that interesting? Like, why isn't that nationalized? That should. They should at least have to pay half their profits to America because we.
E
Have our money based on it.
B
That's right.
E
Because you want our money to collapse. That's based on them selling. Like we can't. We could never be nationalized because of that.
B
I, you know, I, I don't know about you, Kurt, but I have so many dreams for AI to finally take over and do all the creative things in my life so I can get back doing, you know, the laborious chores which so happily fill my day. Yeah, I don't want to be creative. I want to go back to folding clothes and cut, you know, mowing lawns.
E
Yeah. Where they can make an AI that does that. Jimmy.
B
Yeah. When's the AI going to power wash my driveway? Never. Thank you for being such a pro business, pro innovative president. It's very refreshing. Change with we're very excited to see what you're doing to make all of our companies in our entire country so successful, altman said. It was hard to hear him with the in his mouth. Google. So yeah, that's that guy. Google's Pichai joined the course earlier on Thursday, highlighting the company's plan to invest 1 billion in AI powered education in the next three years. That's what we need, more AI. It's an honor for me to be here and to support the First Lady's. Okay, Yang. Yang. We are incredibly thankful. Blah.
E
Blah's different. He's got glasses.
B
Ok. Notably. Notably absent was Elon Musk. I saw a meme where Trump is talking to Zuckerberg and Trump says to Zuckerberg, you're Elon now.
E
Did he say that?
B
No, that's just a meme somebody made. It was great.
E
Oh, I thought, yeah, there's a hot mic is in.
B
Oh, there is a hot mic. Wait till I show you that part. There is a hot mic coming up. Oh, I should have. I think I buried the lead. I should have led with that. Notably absent from the event was Elon Musk, who publicly fell out with Trump earlier this year after leading the so called Department of Government Efficiency. Musk, who owns AI company xai, said he had been invited but sent a representative in his stead. Really? Other invitees included Google founder Sergey Ben, Oracle chief Safra Katz, Palantir executive Shyman Sankar and White House. And a White House official said, okay.
C
All right.
B
Big tech groups are among more than 100 signatories that have pledged to support the first lady's AI education scheme. Melania Trump last month launched the Presidential AI Challenge, which seeks to foster students and educators interest in this. We must ensure America's talent, our workforce is prepared to sustain. Melania wants America to be leaders in AI. Why not? We're already leaders in every other evil technology there is. Chemical weapons, nuclear power, fake medicine. So here's. But here's what? David Icky. That's how you say his name. Or is it David? It looks like Icky, but I think it's Ike he says, by the way, he's not a fan of mine, I'll tell you that.
E
Why would you do.
B
Because I, I agree with him, but I didn't. He was first. So he's upset that he was first about stuff like Covid and I wasn't. I give him credit. He was before me. I said that. Trump was put in power to front up the AI oligarch takeover of society with artificial intelligence. And that's exactly what he's doing with the oligarchs driving the policy and direction. Here are many at a White House dinner yesterday, including Trump. AIs are David Sacks, META founder David Sachs has been on the show. META founder Mark Zuckerberg, Apple CEO Tim Cook, Microsoft founder Bill Gates open. So yeah, he Lists them all. Clear your mind of all the diversions. And this is the thrust of the whole Trump regime. Installing the AI control system on every level. Now, didn't tell me to. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Steve Bannon warn us about these guys? They want to be tech techno feudalists, right?
E
They want a Venetian, Venetian city state approach to things. You know how Bill Gates had that town in Seattle which is like Bill Gates down, you pick Oligarchy. You'll live under their feudal banner one day if all goes right, according to plan.
B
Is everyone. Is there someone there who's not on the Epstein list at this. At this dinner? That's my question. Oh, well, Zuckerberg.
E
I think Zuckerberg is kind of a nerd, you know?
B
Yeah. So here. So that. So that's what was happening. That was the big meeting. Musk doesn't show up. He's sitting there next to stupid Bill Gates. He's letting him spew about vaccines. But here's an. Here, I think, is the most interesting part of what happened at this meeting. Watch this. So Trump asks Mark Zuckerberg how much money he's planning to invest in the upcoming years in the United States. Zuckerberg hesitated. Then he said, well, let's watch it. Let's watch.
I
How much are you spending, would you say, over the next few years?
D
Oh, gosh. I mean, I think it's probably going to be something like, I don't know, at least $600 billion through 28 in the U.S. yeah, it's a lot. No, it's significant.
I
That's a lot.
D
Thank you.
B
That's a lot. That's a lot. Wait, watch what happens. So watch this. So he just said $600 billion in the coming years. That's what he says, Mark, it's great to have you. So now you can't. It's hard to hear, but Zuckerberg leave, leans into Trump and he goes, I'm sorry, I wasn't ready to do our. Ready, Here we go. Turn it up a little. He said, I wasn't sure what number you wanted to go with. And they're Let him and Trump laugh. Ha ha. He said he didn't know what number to go with. So you guys, you know, there's a hot mic there. We could hear you.
E
I wasn't sure what number you wanted to go. So what does that mean? Like, he want his hopes. Trump's so happy with him, so he's.
B
Just like, whatever number you want me to say, Mr. President, I'll say this is what. What did you want? What do you want me to say?
E
Like, is this like. I mean, I don't want to be too hopeful, but is this like a nice Putin shit? Putin oligarch shakedown? You know, is Trump doing a Putin oligarch shakedown where Putin made them handle. See, Putin did it right here. They all decide over a thing and hand back the shit they stole, you know, and that's why he's unforgivable on a lot of levels, because he's an autocrat that doesn't let the oligarchs have a say. But is that. That look like a nervous nerd being, like, is that enough money?
B
Yeah. Right. Let's watch it again.
I
How much are you spending, would you say, over the next few years?
D
Oh, gosh. I mean, I think it's probably going to be something like, I don't know, at least $600 billion. Through 28 in the US through 28.
B
Yeah. It's a lot.
D
No, it's significant.
I
That's a lot. Thank you, Mark. It's great to have you.
B
And then Trump turns to his life. Yeah. You say he didn't know what number to say. He didn't know what I wanted him to say. And that reminds me, because they own this fucking place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. There it is.
E
I disagree. It's a much smaller club than the club's actually. Quite small and exclusive.
B
Yeah. He should have said it was. It's a small club and you ain't it. I don't know why he said big club.
E
That's like big time. Big time club.
B
Yeah, that's what. That's probably what he meant. Yeah. And lots of super smart people. Total effing idiots. That's what. That's. That's what that shows me there. That was a great dinner, robots.
E
I don't even trust that Zuckerberg's an AI. I think it's like a lot of AI where it's really just like four Indian guys in a room somewhere.
B
So, you know, Trump has been. Doesn't want to release the Epstein files because it's going to reflect negatively on Israel and probably everybody else in government, including himself. Well, now. And he said it's a hoax, so. Trump said it was a hoax. There's nothing to it. And so did Dan Bongino. Said he killed himself. Don't worry about it. There's nothing to see there. There's no connection to Intelligence. Even Though for years they all said there was, right? Cash Patel, Dan Bongino. Trump himself brought up the Epstein files. Now Trump says it's all a hoax, left wing hoax. But guess who isn't saying it's a left wing hoax. The speaker of the House. Mike Johnson. Breaking. Speaker of the House announces that Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein. Well, if you were an, if you were an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein, that means it's not a hoax, Right, Trump? So now Trump is saying two totally different things. Of course it's not a hoax. Of course it's real. Because now Speaker Johnson is saying that Donald Trump was actually on the inside trying to take down Jeffrey Epstein. Why would you be on the inside trying to take down Jeffrey Epstein if there was nothing to take down, if it was just a hoax? Well, here's Mike Johnson saying it.
G
He's not saying that what Epstein did is a hoax. It's a terrible, unspeakable evil. He believes that himself. When he first heard the rumor, he.
B
Kicked him out of Mar?
C
A Lago.
G
He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down. The President knows and has great sympathy for the women who have suffered these unspeakable harms. It's detestable to him. He and I have spoken about this as recently as 24 hours ago.
B
So I knew, I always knew it. I, I knew Trump was a secret agent the whole time. I knew it. With the smooth, debonair James Bond way of talking and the way he has to fight off the ladies. He's the actual Spider man, except he gets tangled in his own web.
E
Mike Johnson really pulled this off, too, making me convinced with the way he'd explain this.
B
Doesn't he sound like a loan shark enforcer? The way, like he wants money back. Let's listen.
G
He's not saying that what Epstein did is a hoax. It's a terrible, unspeakable evil. He believes that himself. When he first heard the rumor, he.
B
Kicked him out of Mar? A Lago.
G
He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down. The President knows and has great sympathy for the women who have suffered these unspeakable harms. It's detestable to him. He and I have spoken about this as recently as 24 hours ago.
B
So which is it? Is it a hoax or not? So here's what Trump says. So Trump was asked about it.
I
Right now, there have been survivors of Jeffrey Epstein speaking at a press conference on Capitol Hill. They're calling for these case files. These documents to be released. And Thomas Massie, who is sponsoring a discharge position to get the House to vote on releasing those documents, says he hasn't believed you're implicated in.
B
So they had a big press conference with the Epstein victims calling for the release of all the Epstein files. And Thomas Massie wants a vote in Congress to force them to release it. And they're asking Trump about it files.
I
But many of your friends and donors may be and says that's why the Justice Department is redacting them and slow walking the release. Is the Justice Department protecting any friends or donors, sir? So this is a Democrat hoax that never ends. You know, it reminds me a little of the boy.
B
What an interesting way for the Democrats to pull a hoax, right? Considering how many of them are also on the Epstein flight logs. Is that interesting? Here we go.
I
Kennedy situation. We gave him everything over and over again, more and more and more, and nobody's ever satisfied, from what I understand. I could check, but from what I understand, thousands of pages of documents have been given. But it's really a Democrat hoax because they're trying to get people to talk about something that's totally irrelevant to the success that we've had as a nation since.
B
And so now I'm trying to get people to talk about other things that are totally irrelevant to the Epstein. I want them to talk about the DC cop takeover. I want them to talk about Venezuela. I want him to talk about everything else in the world except actually what's happening. I want him to talk about a guy throwing a hoagie submarine sandwich at a cop, saying that that's the deep state. I want him to talk about everything else except the Epstein files. And isn't it interesting that Mike Johnson just said, hey, Trump was actually an FBI informant working on the Epstein case. Isn't that. I don't know.
E
Al Sharpton came, was more forthcoming about his FBI informant status than Trump, by the way. Democrat hoax. The Democrats when they're in power, suppress this just how Trump is, just exactly. They suppress even harder. As a matter of fact, people are asking him right now about it.
B
So here it is. Should the Epstein files be released? 82% of MAGA Republicans say yes, 86% of independents say yes, 83 of all. 83% of all Republicans want it released and 90% of Democrats. So that's an overwhelming majority of Americans.
E
Want the everybody but Zionists. Everybody but Zionists. See how small of a percentage it is?
B
And so when it says 18% of MAGA want it released, that means that 18% of MAGA know for sure that Trump is in the Epstein files. And that's what, they don't want it released. You get, you see how that works.
E
They think Israel, not Trump. I bet you because I still am.
B
Like, and here, here is, here is. So Alex Jones actually responded to this. And Alex, even Alex Jones is going to admit here that the Epstein whole thing is about Mossad and the CIA. Watch this.
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Our president is a serial and that's what he is.
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Famous Trump hater Rosie o' Donnell just.
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Accused Trump of being quote, a serial killer. There's no proof of that. Total fraud. In fact, I reported this decades ago.
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But it was Trump that first reported.
B
To the FBI, Jeffrey Epstein that triggered his first conviction. He was poaching 16 year old girls like Jew free out of Mar? A Lago before I ever endorsed Trump in 2016.
E
We covered all that, we investigated.
F
Now why he's been slow rolling it.
B
Why he's been doing this is protect Mossad and the CIA. We know that it's wrong. I've said that. So there's Alex Jones saying the reason why Trump is slow walking this is to protect the Mossad and the CIA and Israel. So it's not a hoax. Nobody, nobody believes it's a hoax. No one. It's not working.
E
It's not really worth it to protect that group, isn't it? The CIA and Mossad, the two best groups there are I can think of. So really got to protect those guys and gals.
B
So Donald Trump is the FBI informant on the inside of the Epstein Island Circle telling us that there's nothing to see here and we should move along. So this is the same stealthy FBI team that got escorted into the capitol building on January 6, right? Because those guys are good. You know, they, they were, they were feds even when the rest of the protesters outside were directly calling them Feds. Here is Betty Johnson says with this new revelation, it becomes clear that President Trump is the undisputed hero in the Epstein saga. This is quite a spin from Benny. Benny doing some good work here. Speaker Johnson confirmed that Trump served as an FBI informant taking direct action against Jeffrey Epstein, one of the world's most dangerous traffickers. When he first heard the rumor, he kicked him out of Mar A Lago. He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down. The Epstein victims attorney said the same thing over a decade ago and reiterated just a week ago. So I don't care if Trump, to me it doesn't matter.
E
Look what he wrote. The key force in bringing Epstein down. I don't care about Epstein. I want the assholes that are still working.
B
That's right.
E
And he dipshit.
B
That's right.
E
Or it's worthless. Or the whole thing's worthless. They will traffic your kids if they think it helps Israel or, or whatever regime change bullshit we do. Epstein is not just a human trafficker. Don't forget he's law. He was laundering money for all the intel agencies.
B
That's right.
E
All the intelligence is going to be put in a wood chipper. But every one of these fucking people who I think get paid through cutouts by intel agencies are like, oh, the Batman's gone now. So now you're joking.
B
So now they're so. It was never for me, it was never about is Trump on the list? Is he not on the list? The what? For me it was all about the Mossad, the CIA and all the people that are being blackmailed. And it doesn't compromise and compromise. And the money laundering money and the laundry CIA. Yes.
E
Everybody in there ought to be put in Guantanamo.
B
So now they're trying to narrow the focus to it wasn't Trump. Ok, it wasn't Trump, but. So then release everything. Oh, Alex Jones just told you why they're not going to release everything. Because Trump is covering for the Mossad and the CIA and the deep state. That's called the deep state. Which is why Trump was allowed to become president in the first place. Because he's in bed with the deep state. He's not actually fighting them. In fact, he gave them over $200 billion extra to go do their deep state stuff. $200 billion while your cities are rotting. He gave the deep state $200 billion more money and Palantir is going to surveil you more. You're going to be more surveilled than the Palestinians are by the idf.
E
Well, that really worked, by the way. Thank God it doesn't work that well. Thank God it doesn't work that well.
B
Breaking speaker of the House just said that Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein. How dumb do they think the American people are? This is the most desperate cover up attempt yet. Trump is not some secret double agent. He's a just like Bill Clinton. Adam Johnson says. So it seems they are actually going with Trump was a white hat.
E
Yeah, well, that's your government. I mean, keep believing in it, keep voting, keep sending your kids to go die in a war. Do all that. It's, it's go to football, go watch a good football Game.
B
So this is funny. It said he was only at the child or Earp grape parties so he could stop it. No, you aren't allowed to see the files about this hero.
E
Yeah, where's the metal? I would have liked to hear earlier.
B
Yes.
E
It would make my mind rest easy if I hadn't seen Harry Potter stammer it out like you just made it up.
B
Yep. So shouldn't we be giving Trump an award then? I mean, he was the hero in this. He was at the char. He was at the child grape parties so he could stop them.
E
Mike Johnson, freshly back from doing a red Hetch Red heifer magical occult ritual in Israel. You know he went there and smuggled red heifers.
B
Yes, I know that.
E
The third Whatever goofball shit. These people suck.
B
So here, here comes Marjorie Taylor Greene to also disagree with Trump and Mike Johnson. Folks, while these, these women were speaking.
H
Out and they were saying we're not.
B
A hoax, we're human beings. And, and I think, I think we need to see. See something. Turn around there. I'll say this here you can prove, you can prove it's a hoax by releasing.
C
Let us, let us decide if it's.
B
A hoax or not. I mean, I, I love everything they're doing. Let us decide. Let's let us decide if it's a hoax or not. Release all the. Have the files and we'll decide. And by the way, those files will show that Donald Trump was doing the bidding of the FBI and he was trying to bring down Jeffrey Epstein. That what's. Why would he be afraid to show.
E
Why do they get to have any secrets anymore about anything in history at all? I don't understand why unless they're hiding unspeakable crimes they could never come clean about. There is no other reason. That Jeff K Thing that he just said, What a prick. 80,000 documents. You know what? I don't want to see your dumb documents. I want you to the guy in charge to just tell me all the shit you don't want to tell me. F you and your documents. I know there's not documents. And who's on the videos. And so somebody saw him make them talk.
B
And so Dan Bongino and Caspertel say, trust me, I've seen all the files. But democracy is not based on trust. Democracy is based on mistrust. And so that's why we have open courts. That's why we have open hearings in Congress. That's why we don't have secrets from the American people, because our government actually isn't based isn't based on trust. It's based on mistrust. And that's why we're supposed to have transparency in government.
E
That's why this is why the post World War II narrative is collapsing. It's not because of anti Semitism. It's because of this bullshit for the last 80 years.
B
Hey, become a premium member. Go to jimmy door comedy.com sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business. All the voices performed today are by the one and only, the inimitable Mike McRae. He can be found at mikemcrae.com that's it for this week. You be the best you can be and I'll keep being me. Freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
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Don't freak out.
B
Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Do not freak out. I'm not kidding. Do not. Do not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
C
I'm not.
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I'm not freak out. Do not freak out.
Date: September 8, 2025
Host: Jimmy Dore
Episode Theme:
In this episode, Jimmy Dore dissects the recent contentious Senate hearing between Bernie Sanders and RFK Jr. over COVID-19 vaccines, using the exchange as a springboard for broader critiques of establishment politics, media, and the influence of Big Pharma. Dore uses his trademark sarcasm, skepticism, and outrage to take on topics from the National Guard in Chicago, government overreach, AI oligarchs dining at the White House, to the secrecy around the Epstein files—with a specific focus on exposing hypocrisy and corruption across the political spectrum.
Jimmy Dore’s episode is a whirlwind critique of American political theater, from party hypocrisy and media manipulation to Big Pharma and tech oligarchs. The main thrust is a skeptical deconstruction of the establishment’s COVID-19 narrative, highlighting what Dore argues are lies, cover-ups, and corruption. By juxtaposing the high drama of the Sanders/RFK Jr. hearing, the White House’s tech summit, and the ongoing Epstein saga, Dore rallies his audience to question authority, reject official narratives, and seek transparency in government, all while maintaining his signature comedic and confrontational style.